Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Predatory Acting Teachers in Hollywood with Amanda McCants
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- 0:21Speaker 3: Heather Macdonald. Has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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- 0:47Speaker 3: Hannah McDonald.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am very excited
- 0:56Speaker 3: to talk to a new Juicy Scoop guest, another fabulous
- 1:01Speaker 3: woman I have discovered via TikTok and Instagram. I am
- 1:05Speaker 3: here with model, you must be a model.
- 1:08Speaker 1: No, I'm dying. I am not a model. Oh my God,
- 1:10Speaker 1: you're so gorgeous.
- 1:11Speaker 3: I just have a really good plastic surgery. No, she's gorgeous,
- 1:13Speaker 3: but she's super funny. Amanda McCants, you can find her
- 1:17Speaker 3: on Instagram and TikTok. Chris Vangel and I have always
- 1:21Speaker 3: talked about acting teachers and LA acting teachers and how
- 1:24Speaker 3: they always want to fuck you. And you were like, yes,
- 1:26Speaker 3: they do. And then you started to tell me a
- 1:29Speaker 3: story and I'm like, turn the cameras back on. Tell
- 1:31Speaker 3: me your story that you just told me.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:33Speaker 4: So I had this one acting teacher and I had a,
- 1:37Speaker 4: I had just booked my first movie. It was like
- 1:39Speaker 4: a low budget movie, but I was really stoked on it.
- 1:41Speaker 4: And I had this scene where I needed to make
- 1:44Speaker 4: out with my co-star. And so I brought the scene
- 1:46Speaker 4: into class. And he was like, as an exercise, I
- 1:49Speaker 4: want you to make out with all of the guys
- 1:52Speaker 4: in the class. They're going to get in a line.
- 1:54Speaker 4: And you have to go and make out with them.
- 1:56Speaker 1: And I did.
- 1:57Speaker 4: And then he was like, and now you have to
- 1:59Speaker 4: make out with me. And he made me, like, make
- 2:02Speaker 4: out with him in front of the whole class.
- 2:04Speaker 3: But wait, hold on. How many guys were there?
- 2:06Speaker 1: I think there were, like, three or four.
- 2:08Speaker 3: And how long did you make out with each one?
- 2:10Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think I've blocked it out of
- 2:12Speaker 1: my mind. But it was a good, like, three seconds.
- 2:14Speaker 1: How many years ago was this? I think I was.
- 2:17Speaker 4: not even 21, maybe like 20.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:20Speaker 3: So then, then you had to make out with him.
- 2:22Speaker 3: And was there any touching of the body when you're
- 2:23Speaker 3: making out?
- 2:24Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so, but it
- 2:26Speaker 1: was in front of everyone.
- 2:27Speaker 3: It was, it was, and how much were you paying
- 2:30Speaker 3: to be part of this acting class? That's the only
- 2:33Speaker 3: thing I was like, I.
- 2:33Speaker 4: Was in debt for this. I know. I, I think
- 2:37Speaker 4: that class, he was a bear. It was a very
- 2:40Speaker 4: weird setup. It was very culty. I think we paid
- 2:42Speaker 4: like 200 for the whole month that there were like
- 2:44Speaker 4: five classes a week. And if you didn't go, you
- 2:46Speaker 4: were like, and you were made fun of and you
- 2:49Speaker 4: were told you didn't want this bad enough. You know
- 2:51Speaker 4: how they always are like, you don't want this bad enough.
- 2:54Speaker 1: And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
- 2:55Speaker 1: I'm in the valley on a Tuesday night. You know
- 2:58Speaker 1: what I mean?
- 2:58Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't want to.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:01Speaker 3: There's no small.
- 3:02Speaker 1: There's someone better than you.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no small parts. There's only small actors. What's
- 3:06Speaker 3: your problem? Yeah, like you don't want it. Yeah, I
- 3:08Speaker 3: don't want to talk to anybody unless they're ready to
- 3:11Speaker 3: be a fucking star. Is this your career?
- 3:14Speaker 1: Yeah, and they sit in the front of the class.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Amanda, is this your career or not? What the fuck
- 3:17Speaker 3: are you doing?
- 3:18Speaker 1: Because there's five other girls who could get up here
- 3:20Speaker 1: and do that scene better than you. And you're like,
- 3:22Speaker 1: have them do it. And everyone's telling their sob stories
- 3:26Speaker 1: on stage. Like, don't get me wrong. I had an
- 3:27Speaker 1: incredible acting teacher. My first acting teacher was incredible.
- 3:31Speaker 3: And what happened to that person?
- 3:32Speaker 1: I just moved on to a different class. Big mistake.
- 3:34Speaker 1: But he was incredible.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Okay. But he did not try to make out with you. No.
- 3:39Speaker 1: No, he didn't want to. He's like, get the fuck
- 3:41Speaker 1: away from me.
- 3:42Speaker 3: You don't want, you know?
- 3:43Speaker 1: Yeah. But I feel like the other men, it's just
- 3:45Speaker 1: a power play.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I felt it was a huge power play.
- 3:49Speaker 3: And so after the make-out night, when did you, like,
- 3:52Speaker 3: realize that that was pretty wrong and inappropriate?
- 3:55Speaker 4: I mean, I think I knew deep down when it
- 3:57Speaker 4: was happening, but, you know, I used my, I was,
- 4:01Speaker 4: I used common sense.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Yeah. Um.
- 4:04Speaker 4: I think after that there were a couple other things
- 4:06Speaker 4: that had happened and then we just realized like oh
- 4:08Speaker 4: this is not an acting teacher like there were whispers
- 4:11Speaker 4: around that like he hadn't even really acted before and
- 4:14Speaker 4: and he was saying all this stuff and it was
- 4:15Speaker 4: like a lie and you know it was i think
- 4:18Speaker 4: that's when we caught.
- 4:19Speaker 3: On when you watch um documentaries on cults yeah don't
- 4:24Speaker 3: you notice the similarities of course especially with the vow
- 4:29Speaker 3: have you seen the vow Which one's the vow? The
- 4:31Speaker 3: vow is with all the girls that branded themselves with
- 4:34Speaker 3: the Rainier.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
- 4:37Speaker 3: And the girl was an actress on like some show
- 4:40Speaker 3: and she was recruiting people.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Yep, NXIVM. Yeah, NXIVM. Oh yeah, but I'm so cult prone.
- 4:45Speaker 4: That's why I'm a sucker for these people because if
- 4:48Speaker 4: someone gives me, or I used to be like this,
- 4:50Speaker 4: it's why I dated guys and I morphed into their
- 4:52Speaker 4: world because like I was so scared that like I
- 4:54Speaker 4: didn't know anything or I was like scared to trust
- 4:56Speaker 4: myself and make my own world. So if somebody told
- 4:58Speaker 4: me that they had their world and all I had
- 5:00Speaker 4: to do was like come in and show up, I'd
- 5:01Speaker 4: be like, great.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:04Speaker 1: I'm surprised I'm not in a cult.
- 5:08Speaker 3: I think that Netflix is probably the worst thing that's
- 5:12Speaker 3: ever happened to cults.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Because they're exposing them.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Because documentaries are like, for religion in general, I feel
- 5:20Speaker 3: like the last three years of people just watching documentaries
- 5:24Speaker 3: on religion and cults and stuff, you're just like, ew,
- 5:27Speaker 3: what the? Yeah, why is this person.
- 5:29Speaker 1: And it's just always that one guy who's narcissistic, who
- 5:33Speaker 1: knows how to talk to people, and that's the common factor.
- 5:38Speaker 1: And that's what this guy was doing in.
- 5:39Speaker 3: This acting class. And you had to, like, tongue kiss him?
- 5:43Speaker 1: I remember it being a tongue kiss.
- 5:46Speaker 3: And did any of the guys get a boner?
- 5:49Speaker 1: I didn't ask them.
- 5:50Speaker 3: No, I mean, you weren't standing close enough to feel it?
- 5:52Speaker 1: No, I think it was, like, standing far enough away.
- 5:56Speaker 3: And so then when the month was up, is that
- 5:58Speaker 3: when you just didn't renew?
- 5:59Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was slowly starting to go downhill.
- 6:02Speaker 1: I think if you feel so comfortable.
- 6:04Speaker 4: That you can make out with your 20-year-old student in
- 6:06Speaker 4: front of other people, that's when you know the power's
- 6:08Speaker 4: gone too far and a collapse of power is coming.
- 6:12Speaker 3: And then would anybody from the class walk out and
- 6:14Speaker 3: leave and be like, I don't know about this? Of course.
- 6:16Speaker 1: I think after that.
- 6:17Speaker 4: And there were a couple other things, there started to
- 6:19Speaker 4: be whispers like, we've got to get the fuck out
- 6:20Speaker 4: of here.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:23Speaker 3: How old was he?
- 6:23Speaker 1: I think he was like 45, almost close to 50.
- 6:28Speaker 3: And you were just like in some sad spot in
- 6:30Speaker 3: the Valley.
- 6:30Speaker 1: I was, yeah.
- 6:31Speaker 3: Was there air conditioning?
- 6:32Speaker 1: It was in Hollywood. There was air conditioning, but bright,
- 6:34Speaker 1: bright lights fluorescent.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Yeah. And then like we were talking about too, about like, um, yeah,
- 6:42Speaker 3: anything like that, especially, and with growlings too, do you
- 6:44Speaker 3: feel like there's ever kind of like a competition with
- 6:51Speaker 3: the girls that, because you are such an attractive girl,
- 6:54Speaker 3: that's actually good. Or did you always feel it was.
- 6:56Speaker 1: Like supportive first off? Thank you. Second off, when I
- 6:58Speaker 1: went there, it was not this hot.
- 7:00Speaker 4: Like, I want to say, like, I did have a
- 7:02Speaker 4: big glow up. And I'm self-aware of that. Like, I'm
- 7:05Speaker 4: okay saying I had a glow up. Other people notice it.
- 7:08Speaker 4: My exes I've dated.
- 7:10Speaker 3: How did you glow up? Tell people how you glue up.
- 7:13Speaker 1: I think it was. Okay, so when I got my
- 7:16Speaker 1: glue up, I got my nose job. I lost 10 pounds.
- 7:19Speaker 1: It never came back. It was like Ozempic.
- 7:21Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Then I learned about Botox. Okay. I'm happier now.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Yeah. I.
- 7:27Speaker 4: I weight lift and I do self tan and I
- 7:30Speaker 4: got a sewn and weave that is custom made for
- 7:32Speaker 4: my hair.
- 7:32Speaker 1: So you can't tell.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Wow. Okay.
- 7:35Speaker 1: So like, and I'm fine saying all of this.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Yeah. I love that you are.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Because even guys are like, you know, when I was
- 7:40Speaker 1: dating you, you were cute, but now you're like hot.
- 7:41Speaker 1: And I said, I know. And if you got down
- 7:44Speaker 1: on your knees.
- 7:44Speaker 3: And those are your, and you didn't get a boob job.
- 7:46Speaker 1: No, these are my tits.
- 7:47Speaker 3: Yeah. And they're perfect size for your body.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 7:52Speaker 3: And yeah.
- 7:53Speaker 4: So when I was going there, I wasn't that hot,
- 7:55Speaker 4: but yeah, I mean, of course there's competition with, like,
- 7:58Speaker 4: girls within themselves, especially funny girls, I think.
- 8:01Speaker 1: But there was never, like, I'm going to.
- 8:03Speaker 3: You feel like there was a negative towards you because
- 8:05Speaker 3: you were the quintessential pretty girl.
- 8:08Speaker 1: No, I think I had to dumb myself. No, when
- 8:10Speaker 1: I went to Groundlings, I did not really do my makeup.
- 8:12Speaker 1: I didn't do any of that. I didn't want to.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Because back then, even my manager and even people were like,
- 8:20Speaker 4: and it's why I started doing this, actually, videos. They
- 8:23Speaker 4: were like, people don't get you. people don't get you.
- 8:26Speaker 4: Like I, I played the same role forever. It was
- 8:28Speaker 4: the 15 year old who would get pregnant and like
- 8:30Speaker 4: dramatic monologue. They were like, you're not going to be
- 8:33Speaker 4: cast as a comedian. Like that's never going to work.
- 8:35Speaker 4: And so I was like, okay, watch. So that's why
- 8:37Speaker 4: I made funny videos. And like, I made myself prettier.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember like, I remember there was one, there
- 8:46Speaker 3: was this one sketch that Will Forte, he used to
- 8:50Speaker 3: be on SNL. He was, you know, He's a star
- 8:53Speaker 3: of Last Man Standing and stuff. And he was on
- 8:55Speaker 3: the show and he wrote this really weird sketch. This
- 8:58Speaker 3: is how weird it was. And then he put it
- 9:00Speaker 3: on Jenny McCarthy's sketch show and Jenny McCarthy played the part.
- 9:03Speaker 3: But first we did it the ground length. And all
- 9:07Speaker 3: of a sudden, I guess I don't even know how
- 9:09Speaker 3: it's supposed to be. like trans or whatever, but I
- 9:11Speaker 3: had to wear a bikini. And then he was like
- 9:13Speaker 3: a kid with his friend. And then I would come
- 9:15Speaker 3: in in a bikini on that tiny stage and like
- 9:18Speaker 3: hang up a mirror or something. And then the friend
- 9:20Speaker 3: would say to Will, who's that? Who is that? And
- 9:22Speaker 3: he'd be like, that's my dad. And then like, that
- 9:26Speaker 3: was a joke. Like he was so weird and quirky
- 9:28Speaker 3: back then. And I was, but I wasn't, I used
- 9:32Speaker 3: my voice. I wasn't acting like anything, but I was
- 9:34Speaker 3: wearing a bikini. And so then afterwards I, And I
- 9:37Speaker 3: felt pretty confident in the bikini. I was like 24
- 9:39Speaker 3: years old or whatever it was. And I remember afterwards
- 9:45Speaker 3: one of the main company members was there with his girlfriend.
- 9:48Speaker 3: And she was like, I mean, are you like anorexic
- 9:51Speaker 3: or what? Like why? And are you in the bikini?
- 9:55Speaker 3: And then I was like, okay. But I still like
- 9:57Speaker 3: had to kiss everyone's ass because they were going to
- 9:59Speaker 3: like vote on me.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Of course.
- 10:01Speaker 3: And then, then the guy called me and he was like, Hey,
- 10:04Speaker 3: I just really want to apologize for like my bitchy girlfriend.
- 10:06Speaker 3: And I was like, Oh, okay, well it's fine. You know, whatever.
- 10:10Speaker 3: But that's kind of, and then I remember other, they
- 10:13Speaker 3: would be like, you can't always be the pretty girl.
- 10:14Speaker 3: And I was like, cause I'd see like other characters
- 10:18Speaker 3: that would like, draw a mustache on their face to
- 10:20Speaker 3: just be like an ugly person. And I could not
- 10:23Speaker 3: bring myself to do that. I love that. So I
- 10:25Speaker 3: was a little too vain to do that. Like I
- 10:27Speaker 3: could do an old person, but even if I did
- 10:29Speaker 3: an old person, it was like an old person, like
- 10:32Speaker 3: an hot old person. Yeah. With like Chanel. And I
- 10:34Speaker 3: played like my grandmother, like my aunt. And I'd be like,
- 10:37Speaker 3: we are going to the Hamptons. And I'd like do
- 10:40Speaker 3: this voice. But like, I never was like being a
- 10:42Speaker 3: complete ugly thing.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Yeah I see like I I feel like I went
- 10:47Speaker 4: in the opposite direction like I wanted to be an
- 10:49Speaker 4: ugly thing to like you know what I mean and
- 10:52Speaker 4: then they'd be like this Amanda this isn't funny like
- 10:55Speaker 4: you just you're just ugly now playing ugly yeah so.
- 10:59Speaker 3: I think you gotta lean into what what you're good
- 11:02Speaker 3: at what's your play your strength and they'd always say
- 11:05Speaker 3: that's why I show my tits did they did they
- 11:07Speaker 3: ever say this write what you know Yeah, that's why.
- 11:09Speaker 3: That's what they always say. Write what you know.
- 11:12Speaker 1: That's why when I.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Oh, go ahead.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 11:14Speaker 3: No, go ahead.
- 11:15Speaker 4: When I went into Growlings when I was 18, my
- 11:17Speaker 4: Growlings teacher pulled me aside and he goes, I really
- 11:20Speaker 4: need you to get more life experience before you come back.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Because, like, what do you know about?
- 11:25Speaker 4: And I was like, I know about working at barbecue
- 11:27Speaker 4: restaurants and going to Moorpark and going to Florida. And
- 11:29Speaker 4: he's like, you need to grow up a little bit
- 11:31Speaker 4: because what are you going to be.
- 11:32Speaker 1: This weird improv kid? You have no point of view
- 11:34Speaker 1: on the world.
- 11:35Speaker 3: Right.
- 11:37Speaker 1: I still don't know much more.
- 11:39Speaker 3: No, but I think that isn't good when people say,
- 11:41Speaker 3: I remember they said, you have a good point of
- 11:43Speaker 3: view to me because I knew exactly, like, I did
- 11:47Speaker 3: kind of know who I was, but all the characters
- 11:51Speaker 3: I did were just real people that I knew.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Right.
- 11:54Speaker 3: And they were like, you're doing real people. You're not
- 11:56Speaker 3: doing me stock characters. Like, someone would be like, oh,
- 11:58Speaker 3: I need a Southern character. And I'm like, well, I
- 12:00Speaker 3: don't know anyone Southern, so I'm not doing a Southern character.
- 12:02Speaker 3: I'm doing my vapid friend. I'm doing my rich aunt
- 12:06Speaker 3: and I'm doing whatever my mom is. And I would
- 12:09Speaker 3: just do like people, you know, that I, but so
- 12:13Speaker 3: it's all, it's anyway, it's, it's great. The point is
- 12:16Speaker 3: do what you know, write what you know. Um, and
- 12:20Speaker 3: I say this for standup too, like no one has
- 12:22Speaker 3: your life story. No one has your parents. No one
- 12:25Speaker 3: has your grandparents. So don't try to write material that
- 12:28Speaker 3: you think, oh, everybody wants me to write about being,
- 12:33Speaker 3: you know, a pretty slut. If you're pretty slut, I
- 12:35Speaker 3: guess write about that. But like if you, you know,
- 12:38Speaker 3: write what's unique to your, like you have a crazy
- 12:41Speaker 3: person that you worked with at a clothing store who's
- 12:43Speaker 3: like annoying as shit. Like write that. That's what I,
- 12:46Speaker 3: that's what I do love about the comedic talent I
- 12:49Speaker 3: found on like TikTok. Cause it's like so many different
- 12:51Speaker 3: people and they can like lean in. Like, have you
- 12:53Speaker 3: seen the girl that does the, um, she's so funny.
- 12:56Speaker 3: I'll find her for you if you don't. She does
- 12:58Speaker 3: the girl working at the restaurant. She does a series
- 13:01Speaker 3: of like the most annoying girls at the restaurant.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Wait, I need to do that. I need to watch that.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Okay, so she walks in with like her keys. She's
- 13:07Speaker 3: always holding her keys.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Oh, the girl who came back because she forgot her
- 13:11Speaker 1: tips or something? Or the girl who comes back after
- 13:12Speaker 1: her off day? Yeah, and she doesn't want to leave.
- 13:13Speaker 3: And she feels like she owns it.
- 13:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 13:15Speaker 3: And then someone suggested, can you do the girl that's
- 13:18Speaker 3: fucking the bartender? And then she like put that, someone
- 13:20Speaker 3: gave her the suggestion. So then she comes in here
- 13:22Speaker 3: and she's like, hi. Like talking to the guy.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Stop. Restaurant content always hits.
- 13:28Speaker 3: And have you seen Jesus, who does all the school teachers? Yes. Yes. Yes.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Love him.
- 13:33Speaker 3: Yes.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Nails it.
- 13:34Speaker 3: So he just did the Christmas pageant at school. Yes.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Olivia. Olivia.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Oh, you're here for the fourth period? Then you have
- 13:46Speaker 1: to check her out. It's the cadence. It's so good.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Not okay.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Not okay.
- 13:51Speaker 1: I need you to walk away.
- 13:53Speaker 3: I reached out to Jesus. Jesus has not written me back,
- 13:56Speaker 3: but I'd love to come on because I'm like, I
- 13:58Speaker 3: need to know the history behind this character. And what
- 14:02Speaker 3: I love, you do these characters that are just very,
- 14:06Speaker 3: everything I've talked about in Juicy Scoop about different LA-type women.
- 14:10Speaker 3: And so I kept seeing it, and the one that
- 14:13Speaker 3: really got me to then write to you, because I
- 14:14Speaker 3: started to follow you a while back, was the Calabasas mom.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Hi, it's Jenny from Rodeo Realty. What's more expensive, that
- 14:21Speaker 1: tree or my boobs? It's my boobs, for sure. Absolutely.
- 14:25Speaker 4: They say die doing what you love. Well, bury me
- 14:27Speaker 4: in the Calabasas comments. I'm gonna pack this one up.
- 14:29Speaker 4: That's gonna be for the big living room. We're gonna
- 14:31Speaker 4: pick that one up. That's gonna be for the actual
- 14:33Speaker 4: living room.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Get the fuck, get the fuck. I name my kids
- 14:36Speaker 1: after things I love the most. Pino, Noir. No, I'm kidding.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Their names are Cat, Bernay. Their names are Lauren and Jack.
- 14:43Speaker 1: For New Year's, the whole family's going to the British
- 14:45Speaker 1: Virgin Islands. Yeah, just to get away from the 101.
- 14:47Speaker 1: I'll take this one. But Doug, you know, he's got
- 14:49Speaker 1: that tummy. It's like me. Thin on top, thick on
- 14:52Speaker 1: the bottom. I got a client on the other line. Okay,
- 14:54Speaker 1: talk soon, bye. Did not have a client. She is
- 14:57Speaker 1: just annoying. Hi honey, no, I just bought a whole
- 14:59Speaker 1: new pack of LaCroix's. They should be in the garage fridge.
- 15:02Speaker 1: What was nice about putting the kids through ex-Christian was
- 15:04Speaker 1: Four Seasons was right next door. For Christmas, I asked
- 15:06Speaker 1: for a mommy makeup. Everything's getting tightened. Here's the other thing.
- 15:09Speaker 4: I donate $ 20, 000 to the school and I still have
- 15:11Speaker 4: to stand on the carpool line?
- 15:12Speaker 1: What's that about? You can use my Costco card. We're
- 15:15Speaker 1: a platinum member.
- 15:16Speaker 4: It was your father's Mother's Day present to me. I
- 15:18Speaker 4: almost sent the divorce papers. Sorry, not for you to know.
- 15:20Speaker 4: For a therapist to know.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Okay, I'll call you later. Mommy loves you.
- 15:24Speaker 5: Bye.
- 15:24Speaker 3: And I am technically Woodland Hills, but my son went
- 15:28Speaker 3: to Calabasas. Woodland Hills is right next to Calabasas. But
- 15:31Speaker 3: if we're being completely honest, I'm not in Calabasas.
- 15:33Speaker 1: I'm in.
- 15:35Speaker 6: L.A.
- 15:35Speaker 3: County, Woodland Hills. But it's right close. But I know
- 15:37Speaker 3: many people in Calabasas was like, and you did this character.
- 15:41Speaker 3: And tell a little bit about the character. Because then
- 15:44Speaker 3: I wrote you and I go, you're so spot on.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Well, thank you.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Also, the character was softly, you had gone on Jeff
- 15:51Speaker 4: Lewis Live that morning. The day I was filming my
- 15:54Speaker 4: most recent Calabasas. Mom, you went on Jeff Lewis Live.
- 15:57Speaker 4: And you were talking about how you got your diamonds
- 15:58Speaker 4: at Costco and how you're going to the British Virgin.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Islands for New Year's.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm so honored!
- 16:02Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's great because that character, I don't
- 16:05Speaker 4: write anything down. It's all improv. Because it just comes
- 16:09Speaker 4: to me. I grew up in Moorpark, which is about
- 16:10Speaker 4: 40 minutes from Calabasas.
- 16:12Speaker 1: So I know these women.
- 16:14Speaker 4: So then I was just improv-ing and I was saying
- 16:18Speaker 4: all the stuff you were saying. And once I posted it,
- 16:20Speaker 4: I was like, I have to send this to Heather
- 16:21Speaker 4: because it's loosely based on you so I'm glad that
- 16:23Speaker 4: you find it similar um but yeah that was actually
- 16:26Speaker 4: my first character I really ever did and the one
- 16:30Speaker 4: I felt like in my bones like sometimes I'll just
- 16:32Speaker 4: do characters especially if they're moms or like just valley
- 16:36Speaker 4: women like 818 women I feel them in my.
- 16:37Speaker 3: Bones so what is your background.
- 16:40Speaker 1: So I grew up in Moorpark for.
- 16:43Speaker 3: And for those people that know Moorpark is like I
- 16:45Speaker 3: always talk about Westlake and Thousand Oaks it's just past
- 16:47Speaker 3: that But it's before Oxnard. It's before Ventura.
- 16:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:51Speaker 4: To compare it to grocery stores, it's like Westlake is
- 16:54Speaker 4: Air One, Thousand Oaks is Whole Foods, and Moorpark is Vons.
- 17:00Speaker 1: I think that is a great comparison.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Maybe. It's a little more, it's a little less fancy,
- 17:04Speaker 3: but it's still very like. Kind of. But it's a
- 17:07Speaker 3: little more down to earth. I would say it's a
- 17:08Speaker 3: little more down to earth.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Yeah. There's not a lot of Botox in Moorpark. Oh, really?
- 17:12Speaker 1: Where like Westlake and Thousand Oaks.
- 17:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 17:14Speaker 1: You get more Botox.
- 17:15Speaker 3: I feel there's an element of Westlake. that I'm friends
- 17:18Speaker 3: with my one friend, Lainey Ziv, and she's absolutely fabulous woman.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Westlake woman.
- 17:25Speaker 3: And she has these friends that are the Westlake version
- 17:29Speaker 3: of what I call the cupcake ladies. Have you ever
- 17:32Speaker 3: heard me talk about the cupcake ladies? Okay, so there's
- 17:34Speaker 3: these girls that are friends with Gretchen Rossi of Real
- 17:37Speaker 3: Housewives of OC that I follow on Instagram. And I
- 17:42Speaker 3: follow like a few of them. One is this beautiful
- 17:45Speaker 3: Persian girl named Leilani. And she's got long black hair
- 17:48Speaker 3: down her ass. And she sells something with hair.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Is it like the filters? Do they all put the
- 17:53Speaker 1: filters on?
- 17:53Speaker 3: They all do the filters. They're all super tiny. They
- 17:55Speaker 3: all have excellent work done. But they're probably all were
- 17:58Speaker 3: really pretty to start. Okay. But then they just enhanced it.
- 18:02Speaker 3: And so they have these fabulous birthday parties. And my
- 18:04Speaker 3: friend Lainey does this with her friends from Westlake who
- 18:07Speaker 3: are a little bit older than the cupcake OC ladies.
- 18:10Speaker 3: But they're all fabulously dressed. They go to. four to
- 18:16Speaker 3: five birthday celebrations a month for the group of girls.
- 18:21Speaker 3: So there's always a fabulous birthday. And so it's, and then,
- 18:26Speaker 3: but the, the cupcake, I call them the cupcake girls.
- 18:28Speaker 3: Cause one girl does do something with cupcakes, but anyway,
- 18:32Speaker 3: they're the, the, there's the OC ones with Gretchen Rossi.
- 18:35Speaker 3: And they, I mean, have, they'll do like a Tiffany's
- 18:39Speaker 3: theme and it'll probably be like a $ 40, 000 party. with
- 18:43Speaker 3: flowers and the Tiffany blue balloon wall. And they show
- 18:49Speaker 3: the menu. I don't even know if they have time
- 18:53Speaker 3: to talk to each other and be like, how's your
- 18:55Speaker 3: kid in preschool? Because I think they're just taking photos
- 18:57Speaker 3: the whole time. And I don't know what they're eating,
- 19:00Speaker 3: but I read the menu and it looks pretty nice.
- 19:02Speaker 3: But it's, you know.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Well, they're probably on Ozumbic too, so what are they eating?
- 19:05Speaker 3: Exactly. And you have to show up in Tiffany blue and,
- 19:09Speaker 3: and then oral will be like, everybody wear light pink
- 19:12Speaker 3: or everybody's wearing white or it's a red and black
- 19:15Speaker 3: party or, and every birthday is for the most gorgeous
- 19:20Speaker 3: photos of like young, tiny OC moms. I love it.
- 19:25Speaker 3: I embrace it. I'm not a hater about it.
- 19:28Speaker 1: No, it's just fun to watch.
- 19:29Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just fun to watch. And then people go,
- 19:31Speaker 3: why aren't they on Real Housewives of OC? And I've
- 19:34Speaker 3: asked Gretchen, you know, and I'm like, Gretchen, why don't
- 19:37Speaker 3: you get those girls, you know, like if you want
- 19:39Speaker 3: to come back on. And honestly, I think they're just
- 19:43Speaker 3: probably really nice. And they're not, they're just not, there
- 19:46Speaker 3: takes a certain personality to be a reality star. And
- 19:50Speaker 3: you should never be sad if you go out for
- 19:52Speaker 3: it and don't get picked.
- 19:55Speaker 1: You have to have that thing.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Because it's not like you're an actress trying out for
- 19:58Speaker 3: a part and you didn't get it or a model
- 20:00Speaker 3: and you didn't get it because you couldn't fit in
- 20:02Speaker 3: the jeans. It is a unique personality and you have
- 20:05Speaker 3: to have all the other elements. You've got to be
- 20:07Speaker 3: willing to share your life and all that stuff. But like, yeah,
- 20:09Speaker 3: if we could really see their life and the cameras
- 20:12Speaker 3: were there and like, I think it would be- Would.
- 20:13Speaker 1: It still be interesting? We don't know.
- 20:14Speaker 3: We don't know.
- 20:15Speaker 4: I was re-watching OC, I think it was sometime last
- 20:18Speaker 4: year and I got to the season where Shannon came
- 20:20Speaker 4: on and- Just from the beginning when Shannon came on,
- 20:24Speaker 4: she had the real housewife thing.
- 20:26Speaker 1: You know what I mean? She just did this shit.
- 20:27Speaker 3: Yeah, Shannon Bedore.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Yes. And you were just like, she has it. That's it.
- 20:31Speaker 1: That's a housewife.
- 20:34Speaker 6: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
- 20:36Speaker 6: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
- 20:42Speaker 6: before bed.
- 20:44Speaker 3: Or two, you know. Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
- 20:52Speaker 6: With eight flavors to choose from, you can choose the
- 20:55Speaker 6: flavor you favor with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
- 21:04Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 21:07Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 21:10Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 21:14Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 21:20Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 21:23Speaker 2: filed against me.
- 21:23Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:26Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:28Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 21:31Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 21:33Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad.
- 21:35Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
- 21:36Speaker 1: What happens next?
- 21:37Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying.
- 21:38Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 21:43Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through.
- 21:45Speaker 1: It's about what happens next. I decided to risk it all.
- 21:48Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 21:53Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
- 21:55Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 21:59Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:09Speaker 3: And, you know, when I met her, and I've talked
- 22:11Speaker 3: about this, the first time I met her, I posted, like,
- 22:14Speaker 3: I want to go to the SCUCLA game. I tweeted
- 22:16Speaker 3: or something.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Because you went to USC, right?
- 22:18Speaker 3: Yeah. And I was close to Tamara. And Tamara goes,
- 22:21Speaker 3: I'm going with the new housewife. And she's got great tickets.
- 22:26Speaker 3: And you can come. You and Peter can come. Stop.
- 22:28Speaker 3: So we went with Shannon and David Bedore and Tamara
- 22:32Speaker 3: and Eddie. And so I'm walking with her and I'm like,
- 22:35Speaker 3: were you in a sorority? And she's like, I was.
- 22:38Speaker 3: And so like, we start talking about it. And so
- 22:42Speaker 3: then we, I'm like, why are you doing this? Like,
- 22:44Speaker 3: what's the story? And she's just like, I think I've
- 22:48Speaker 3: got like, I think I've got some interesting things in
- 22:51Speaker 3: my life I'd like to share. And I think she's like,
- 22:53Speaker 3: I think I can come up with like, she almost
- 22:56Speaker 3: said like, I think this can lead to something else
- 22:58Speaker 3: where I could have a career. Cause at that time,
- 23:00Speaker 3: She was a stay-at-home mom, but she was kind of
- 23:02Speaker 3: a late-in-life mom. So she had worked and had a
- 23:05Speaker 3: whole thing.
- 23:06Speaker 1: She understood what it took.
- 23:06Speaker 3: And then had her one daughter and the twins, had
- 23:09Speaker 3: the twins at like 40, like dropped the eggs.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Wow.
- 23:12Speaker 3: Sometimes when you're older, you drop two eggs. So you
- 23:15Speaker 3: sometimes have twins when they're natural, when you're like 40.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Okay.
- 23:18Speaker 3: A lot of people don't know, but that's the truth.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Crazy.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Maybe that'll happen to me. Yeah.
- 23:21Speaker 3: How old are you?
- 23:22Speaker 1: I'm 26.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Oh, God.
- 23:23Speaker 1: But you're so young.
- 23:24Speaker 4: I know, but I have this fear that I'm going
- 23:26Speaker 4: to end up alone, and then I'm going to be
- 23:29Speaker 4: this career woman who's like, I gave everything to career,
- 23:31Speaker 4: and I'm not going to have a husband or kids.
- 23:33Speaker 3: I have been trying to get this thing going on,
- 23:35Speaker 3: but I did it in my day. You know how
- 23:37Speaker 3: the secret works in manifesting stuff?
- 23:39Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm great at it.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Okay. I had something that I started when I was
- 23:43Speaker 3: about your age called the anti-secret, where I would see
- 23:46Speaker 3: someone- In my life, maybe I personally knew them. Maybe
- 23:51Speaker 3: they were friends with my sister. Maybe whatever. And I
- 23:55Speaker 3: would say, I don't want to be her. Or I
- 23:59Speaker 3: don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want
- 24:01Speaker 3: that to be me. And I'd see it and I'd say,
- 24:04Speaker 3: I don't want that to happen. Like one time there
- 24:06Speaker 3: was this girl I knew and I was like a
- 24:08Speaker 3: struggling comedian, groundling. Probably not.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Wait, you did Growlings?
- 24:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I did Growlings.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Love.
- 24:13Speaker 3: Okay, sorry. Did you do Growlings?
- 24:14Speaker 5: Yes.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Oh, good.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Yes.
- 24:16Speaker 3: I just had Dana Moon on. Do you follow Dana Moon?
- 24:18Speaker 5: No.
- 24:19Speaker 3: She's super funny. She did a really.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Funny- Wait, was she on the episode that you dropped today?
- 24:23Speaker 3: No, that's Sarah Colonna.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Okay, yes.
- 24:25Speaker 3: But Dana Moon was another girl I found, and she
- 24:29Speaker 3: started doing all the characters from, she does some really
- 24:32Speaker 3: good impressions, guys and girls, of Love is Blind. Love
- 24:35Speaker 3: is Blind. Great. So you did a really funny thing.
- 24:39Speaker 3: I'm going to get to about White Lotus, but she did.
- 24:43Speaker 3: She did an impression of Aubrey Plaza with a guy
- 24:48Speaker 3: that kind of looked like she found some like that
- 24:50Speaker 3: looks like him. And it was just her coming out
- 24:52Speaker 3: being like, what are you doing? Why are you horny?
- 24:56Speaker 3: Can I do you want me to help or what?
- 25:00Speaker 3: With the eyes. So funny.
- 25:01Speaker 1: So good.
- 25:02Speaker 3: She's so funny. But we discovered that too when she
- 25:04Speaker 3: came on that she was a growlings person too. Love.
- 25:08Speaker 3: So you went, where are you in the program?
- 25:11Speaker 4: I was right before the pandemic. I think I just
- 25:14Speaker 4: passed advanced. So I would like have to go back
- 25:16Speaker 4: to lab. But that's really intensive.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Did you do the writing program?
- 25:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I went all the way to Sunday show and
- 25:21Speaker 3: I was in Sunday show for two years.
- 25:23Speaker 5: Incredible.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Did you love it?
- 25:25Speaker 3: Yeah, I did love it. I feel like it's so
- 25:27Speaker 3: different now. And then I was friends with Jennifer Coolidge.
- 25:29Speaker 3: She was like ahead of me.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Great.
- 25:31Speaker 3: And she even, we talked on the phone the other day,
- 25:33Speaker 3: and she goes, this other girl, Jennifer Joyce, who was
- 25:35Speaker 3: my director, they were friends. And she's like, you know, Heather,
- 25:39Speaker 3: Jennifer Joyce said, this girl Heather says these things, you
- 25:42Speaker 3: just got to meet her. So then we became friendly.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:46Speaker 3: And then when they were voting on me, they had
- 25:48Speaker 3: to vote to get into the main company. And I
- 25:51Speaker 3: was going to Rollerblade by myself.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Was that like a.
- 25:55Speaker 3: That is something I would do. Rollerblading used to be in.
- 25:57Speaker 3: I don't even think it did any exercise. It was, like,
- 25:59Speaker 3: not even good exercise.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even real cardio because, like, how much
- 26:02Speaker 1: are you really moving your feet? No, you're just rolling.
- 26:03Speaker 3: You're rolling.
- 26:04Speaker 1: I'm scared to land on my face.
- 26:06Speaker 3: No, it's actually super easy. It's like, it's easier than
- 26:09Speaker 3: roller skating. But it was a big deal back then.
- 26:12Speaker 1: And your legs.
- 26:13Speaker 6: Huh?
- 26:13Speaker 1: Your legs. You could show them off.
- 26:15Speaker 3: I guess. I would wear little biking shorts. I had
- 26:17Speaker 3: a fanny pack.
- 26:18Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cute.
- 26:19Speaker 3: I'd had a Walkman. That's how old it was, how
- 26:21Speaker 3: long ago it was. And, um... And I'd go to
- 26:24Speaker 3: Santa Monica and I was about to go and she
- 26:27Speaker 3: was like, you know, Heather, I'm gonna vote for you
- 26:30Speaker 3: and everything, but if you don't make it, who gives
- 26:33Speaker 3: a fuck? She was just like, you know, it's kind
- 26:36Speaker 3: of incestual and you can get stuck there. And when
- 26:39Speaker 3: I talked to her the other day, she was like,
- 26:41Speaker 3: you know, I never really went back after she gave
- 26:43Speaker 3: up her spot. She's like, I haven't really been back.
- 26:45Speaker 3: I'm like, it's so crazy when I went back recently
- 26:48Speaker 3: and I was like, hold on, we had 18 people
- 26:50Speaker 3: in the cast And this is 99 seats and we
- 26:53Speaker 3: couldn't sell this fucker out. Like I was like, what? Wow.
- 26:56Speaker 3: And I used to go to parties. Like I used
- 26:57Speaker 3: to go to clubs and stuff and invite people and
- 26:59Speaker 3: put them all on the list. Yeah. And they were,
- 27:02Speaker 3: because we couldn't sell, you know, we couldn't really even
- 27:05Speaker 3: sell the tickets. So no, I did that, but then
- 27:07Speaker 3: I didn't make the main company. So you went through
- 27:09Speaker 3: the lab where you had like the.
- 27:11Speaker 4: No, I was about to go into lab and then
- 27:13Speaker 4: the pandemic hit. And then I just started making the
- 27:16Speaker 4: videos and labs pretty intensive.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:19Speaker 1: And so I feel like I just haven't. gone back yet.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Maybe it's expired. I have no idea.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Whatever works for you. Like I always loved it. I
- 27:27Speaker 3: thought it was like, I always tell people it's a
- 27:29Speaker 3: great thing because unlike scene study that you have to
- 27:32Speaker 3: really prepare and meet with someone, especially if you're like
- 27:35Speaker 3: in level one or two, you could just You could
- 27:37Speaker 3: have a whole nother job and just go there on
- 27:38Speaker 3: a Tuesday night and be super excited to go there
- 27:41Speaker 3: every Tuesday night and do your class.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Yes.
- 27:43Speaker 3: And then when you get to level three, you actually
- 27:46Speaker 3: write and have like a little performance on a Sunday afternoon.
- 27:50Speaker 3: And then after that you have, it's, it's basically the
- 27:53Speaker 3: same thing, but you have two performances, one at the
- 27:56Speaker 3: first half and one at the second, if they still
- 27:57Speaker 3: run it this way.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Yes, I think they do.
- 27:59Speaker 3: And then you do the Sunday show and that's for
- 28:00Speaker 3: six months and every six months the main company people
- 28:03Speaker 3: have to vote for you. Which I always thought was
- 28:05Speaker 3: a very weird thing. It is. And I'm not, I always,
- 28:09Speaker 3: because it would be very competitive. Like, I always felt
- 28:13Speaker 3: like if someone was in the main company and they'd
- 28:16Speaker 3: see somebody that was quite similar to them coming up.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Then they wouldn't.
- 28:19Speaker 3: They're like, oh my God, it's like a young Heather McDonald.
- 28:22Speaker 3: Not that that was my case, but I'd be like,
- 28:23Speaker 3: I don't know if I'd vote for that person. I
- 28:25Speaker 3: don't know if at that point in life. if I
- 28:28Speaker 3: was in that person's position in your career that your
- 28:31Speaker 3: heart is as open as, you know, to be like, oh, great,
- 28:34Speaker 3: this is great. Oh, totally. You might be kind of
- 28:37Speaker 3: competitive because then if they come in and you're, like,
- 28:40Speaker 3: if there's a pretty, like, you're the pretty girl, right?
- 28:43Speaker 3: You're funny, but you're also very pretty. So it's like
- 28:45Speaker 3: if there was some girl that was always the one
- 28:48Speaker 3: that got cast as the hot girl in the main
- 28:49Speaker 3: company and then you were coming up, that girl, even
- 28:52Speaker 3: though she might enjoy you as a person, might think
- 28:54Speaker 3: you're really funny, she might be like... I don't want
- 28:57Speaker 3: to vote for this person because she'll be competition in
- 29:00Speaker 3: this small theater group. Right. Yeah.
- 29:03Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:04Speaker 1: It was always like interesting.
- 29:06Speaker 4: I mean, I learned so much there and I'm so
- 29:08Speaker 4: happy I did it. But I went in, I think
- 29:09Speaker 4: I was like 18.
- 29:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:12Speaker 1: And I, you know, like.
- 29:13Speaker 3: So wait, so you went, so let's go back to
- 29:15Speaker 3: your life. Okay. We're going to talk about the Shannon Bedore.
- 29:16Speaker 3: First of all, I was going to say.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Yes.
- 29:18Speaker 3: Shannon Bedore though. Yeah. She's very funny and she's brutally
- 29:22Speaker 3: honest about her life.
- 29:23Speaker 1: And she's kind of quirky.
- 29:25Speaker 3: She's quirky and she's funny and she likes to drink. Yes.
- 29:27Speaker 3: And she's brutally honest about her life.
- 29:28Speaker 1: That's a housewife.
- 29:29Speaker 3: And that is what you need.
- 29:31Speaker 1: That's exactly what you need. We don't know if these
- 29:33Speaker 1: cupcake girls, they go on and they're Tiffany blue. If
- 29:34Speaker 1: they're interesting. That's why on Instagram, it's great to look
- 29:36Speaker 1: at them in front of the balloon Yeah. But are
- 29:39Speaker 1: they a Shannon?
- 29:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:40Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, that's a special breed.
- 29:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:43Speaker 1: You know? Yeah. So, okay.
- 29:45Speaker 3: So you growing up in Moorpark, did you go to the.
- 29:48Speaker 3: The public high school there, or where'd you go?
- 29:49Speaker 1: I absolutely did.
- 29:50Speaker 3: Okay, so then at 18, did you not go to college?
- 29:53Speaker 3: You pursued acting, or what?
- 29:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I was so bad in school. Like,
- 29:56Speaker 4: I truly never passed a year of math. Like, I
- 29:59Speaker 4: think the teachers just saw I had, like, a good personality.
- 30:01Speaker 4: And they were just like, great, like, let's just, you know,
- 30:03Speaker 4: pass her. I think I got, like, a 69.9, like,
- 30:06Speaker 4: every year. And so it was very clear, like, I
- 30:09Speaker 4: was not on the path to college.
- 30:11Speaker 3: Okay.
- 30:11Speaker 1: And so senior year.
- 30:13Speaker 3: What were your activities in high school?
- 30:15Speaker 4: Really not much. Facebook had just come out. I was
- 30:17Speaker 4: JV tennis captain.
- 30:20Speaker 3: My activity was Facebook.
- 30:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
- 30:21Speaker 4: I think it was like messaging guys on Facebook, like
- 30:25Speaker 4: the hot guys.
- 30:26Speaker 1: I was a freshman. I loved the senior guys if
- 30:28Speaker 1: they gave me attention.
- 30:29Speaker 3: Now, when, if the senior guys were hot for you,
- 30:32Speaker 3: were the senior or junior girls mean to you then?
- 30:34Speaker 1: So they used to, I remember this one time they
- 30:36Speaker 1: passed me and I really wasn't, Here's the thing. I
- 30:40Speaker 1: wasn't that hot in high school, but my mom, every
- 30:43Speaker 1: time I'd leave the house, she'd be like, people are
- 30:44Speaker 1: lucky to look at you. She's like, you are just breathtaking.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Well, you really are breathtaking, but I had a mom
- 30:50Speaker 3: that told me the same thing, but I wasn't.
- 30:52Speaker 1: See, but I wasn't.
- 30:54Speaker 3: I walked around the earth like... Uh, hello. Yes. Why
- 30:58Speaker 3: am I not on the homecoming court?
- 31:00Speaker 1: And that's what I thought. I was like, these people
- 31:03Speaker 1: don't get it. I was like, what don't they get? Like,
- 31:05Speaker 1: I was actually confused, but like it was before my
- 31:08Speaker 1: nose job. It was before the self tans.
- 31:09Speaker 4: It was before I had my Sony.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Yes. I would never know that.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Great job.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 31:15Speaker 3: When I was in college, I just remember there would
- 31:17Speaker 3: be in my sorority. I just remember like three girls
- 31:20Speaker 3: one time turned to like, listen, and they all had
- 31:22Speaker 3: the exact same nose and, And that was a long
- 31:25Speaker 3: time ago where everyone would get the same.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Wait, was that college USC?
- 31:27Speaker 3: That was college. So everyone would get the same thing.
- 31:31Speaker 3: And now I feel like there's so many better doctors
- 31:34Speaker 3: and stuff and so.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Many better ways to stay like yourself. They mold it
- 31:38Speaker 1: to your face. Like my nose is still like, it's
- 31:40Speaker 1: still large and in charge. It's still me.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 31:43Speaker 1: You know, but it's just different. But yeah, the girls,
- 31:45Speaker 1: I remember, I think I had made out with.
- 31:46Speaker 3: How old were you when you got the nose job?
- 31:48Speaker 1: It was right before the pandemic. I was like 22.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Oh, just recently.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I was 22 and then I had to put
- 31:52Speaker 1: a mask on it.
- 31:53Speaker 3: Well, that's perfect. I know anybody that got plastic surgery
- 31:57Speaker 3: like right before the initial lockdown, like my friend got
- 32:00Speaker 3: her eyes done. She got the like removal of the
- 32:02Speaker 3: lid or whatever.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Did she like it? My mom did that. Sorry, mom.
- 32:04Speaker 3: Everyone I know that's gotten... Now, I don't have that
- 32:07Speaker 3: issue because I have the bone here, but a lot
- 32:09Speaker 3: of my friends that get a little older, it's just
- 32:11Speaker 3: like you kind of have that.
- 32:12Speaker 1: I think I might have it.
- 32:14Speaker 3: Where you don't have the good eye... You can't really
- 32:15Speaker 3: put eyeshadow on it. It's slapping a little. Yes. Everyone
- 32:18Speaker 3: I know that's gotten it, it is the easiest, most like...
- 32:23Speaker 3: you just look like young and alert. Like it's, it's
- 32:27Speaker 3: unrecognizable that you got it done. So everyone I know
- 32:29Speaker 3: that's gotten it done.
- 32:30Speaker 1: Do they have the scar?
- 32:31Speaker 3: No, I don't see anything.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Okay.
- 32:33Speaker 3: My friend, like you get it. I've had a few
- 32:36Speaker 3: friends do it in different States. And I'm just like,
- 32:38Speaker 3: if that is your issue, it, it's a very simple.
- 32:41Speaker 1: How lucky are you? How lucky are you that I
- 32:43Speaker 1: have the bone?
- 32:44Speaker 3: It might eventually happen after I drink. Sometimes I have
- 32:48Speaker 3: to put right now. I have right now. It's not
- 32:50Speaker 3: an issue, but who knows? But some people, you know,
- 32:53Speaker 3: it's such a simple thing to do.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Such a simple thing. A little nip and a tuck.
- 32:56Speaker 3: So anyway, so you get the... Okay, so you finish
- 32:58Speaker 3: high school.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Yeah, I finish high school.
- 33:00Speaker 4: Well, senior year, it was, you know, like I said,
- 33:03Speaker 4: like I was clearly not going to college. And I
- 33:05Speaker 4: remember my dad picked me up from my friend's house
- 33:07Speaker 4: and I was talking to him. And he's always been
- 33:09Speaker 4: like so supportive of my career. And I was like,
- 33:12Speaker 4: I think I just... have to pursue this and act
- 33:15Speaker 4: full time. And he was like, I think you do too.
- 33:17Speaker 3: Now, did you do the plays or anything in school?
- 33:19Speaker 5: Really?
- 33:19Speaker 3: No.
- 33:20Speaker 4: My mom would drive me every Saturday to my improv classes,
- 33:23Speaker 4: like Second City.
- 33:24Speaker 3: Oh, where were those? In Hollywood?
- 33:26Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:27Speaker 3: Oh, so you were doing that in high school.
- 33:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:29Speaker 3: So my son, Brandon, he did a one week teen session.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:33Speaker 3: Like before the pandemic. And Melissa McCarthy's daughter was in
- 33:36Speaker 3: the class with him.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Cute.
- 33:38Speaker 3: And I know her too. So I was like, oh
- 33:39Speaker 3: my God, we're like walking. So I said to him,
- 33:41Speaker 3: he's going to be a senior. And I was like,
- 33:43Speaker 3: I think you should do the older group this year
- 33:46Speaker 3: for a week. Because you'll be able to drive yourself and.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Just do it. Does he like it? Does he want
- 33:51Speaker 1: to do it?
- 33:53Speaker 3: He'll always be like, but after he does it, he
- 33:56Speaker 3: is like, thanks for making me do it, mom.
- 33:57Speaker 6: Cute.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a lot. It's a lot for them.
- 34:00Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Especially like we're so.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Like I sent him to a camp and he was like.
- 34:04Speaker 3: So mad a few years ago.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Wait, what camp?
- 34:05Speaker 3: I did the Catalina camp and he was like furious
- 34:07Speaker 3: with me. And he was like, you know, cause they
- 34:10Speaker 3: took away the phone and he was, but he had
- 34:12Speaker 3: the best time.
- 34:12Speaker 1: But he's like.
- 34:13Speaker 3: I'm going to send you to, how would you like
- 34:15Speaker 3: me to send you to mom camp where all you
- 34:17Speaker 3: do is drink wine and order stuff on your phone.
- 34:20Speaker 3: And I was like, uh, yeah. And when I said,
- 34:21Speaker 3: everybody's like, can we go to mom camp?
- 34:24Speaker 1: No false eyelashes and like going to work. Like, please.
- 34:27Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 34:27Speaker 1: I went to one camp. I remember it was like
- 34:29Speaker 1: a really ritzy camp in Malibu. I think we went
- 34:31Speaker 1: for like a couple of days. Camp Keystone. That was
- 34:34Speaker 1: the only camp I did.
- 34:35Speaker 3: I know that camp. Yes.
- 34:36Speaker 1: We did that for a couple days.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Anyway, yeah.
- 34:38Speaker 1: So.
- 34:39Speaker 3: Okay, so you're like, I think I want to act
- 34:40Speaker 3: and your dad's like, fine.
- 34:41Speaker 4: Yeah, and my mom was like, you can do it
- 34:43Speaker 4: for a year.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Are your parents married?
- 34:44Speaker 1: Not anymore.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 34:45Speaker 4: But we still do like four seasons brunch every Sunday
- 34:48Speaker 4: at West Lake.
- 34:49Speaker 3: With both of them?
- 34:50Speaker 1: With both of them.
- 34:51Speaker 3: How many kids are in your family?
- 34:53Speaker 1: My dad has... With my mom, he has two.
- 34:55Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Before me, he has two others.
- 34:57Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 34:57Speaker 1: But it's like us four.
- 34:58Speaker 3: So your dad's twice divorced?
- 35:00Speaker 1: No, he had... He was never married before. Oh, okay.
- 35:03Speaker 1: My mom was his first marriage.
- 35:05Speaker 3: Oh, okay. And do you have any siblings? Oh, you
- 35:06Speaker 3: said one?
- 35:07Speaker 1: Yeah, one full, two half. Oh, okay. Cool. So it's great. Yeah.
- 35:10Speaker 4: But I had no idea. Like, I always look back
- 35:13Speaker 4: on it. I had no idea what that meant. Like,
- 35:16Speaker 4: I wasn't going to go to college and I was
- 35:18Speaker 4: going to pursue acting full time. Like, I worked at Bandit's,
- 35:20Speaker 4: you know, Bandit's Barbecue Grill in Thousand Oaks.
- 35:24Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 35:25Speaker 1: I worked there, like, full time because obviously I wasn't
- 35:27Speaker 1: getting auditions yet.
- 35:29Speaker 4: I was like, this is so hard. I was like,
- 35:31Speaker 4: I had no idea, you know, but thank God it
- 35:34Speaker 4: worked out.
- 35:35Speaker 3: So while, okay. So what, have you booked anything? Yeah.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.
- 35:40Speaker 3: So you have a good agent.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:41Speaker 4: But now it's mainly just, I'm with stone talent agency
- 35:44Speaker 4: and then Katie management, but my social media manager like
- 35:47Speaker 4: kicks ass.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Okay.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like most things happen just from social
- 35:50Speaker 1: media now.
- 35:51Speaker 3: Like juicy scoop, like juicy scoop.
- 35:53Speaker 1: I'm here, baby. I made it. Thank God I didn't
- 35:55Speaker 1: go to college. Are you kidding me?
- 35:58Speaker 3: I know. There's so much that we can do now,
- 36:00Speaker 3: which is what I love.
- 36:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:01Speaker 4: And I feel like I am a control freak. And
- 36:04Speaker 4: I feel like social media gave me control of my
- 36:07Speaker 4: career where before I was just like waiting around.
- 36:09Speaker 1: And now I can like, I want to direct one day.
- 36:10Speaker 1: I want to produce. And I feel like I'm doing
- 36:12Speaker 1: that with my shoots.
- 36:15Speaker 3: So, okay. So you start doing the groundlings, you're going
- 36:19Speaker 3: out on things. And like one of your other characters
- 36:23Speaker 3: you do is kind of like This hot girl going
- 36:27Speaker 3: to Dubai and Coachella and all this. Tell me about
- 36:31Speaker 3: this girl.
- 36:33Speaker 1: She kind of happened this summer.
- 36:35Speaker 4: I went through kind of a, this is so cringy
- 36:37Speaker 4: to say, like a rebrand, I feel like.
- 36:40Speaker 3: It's not cringy. Just tell it. Yeah.
- 36:42Speaker 1: Okay.
- 36:42Speaker 4: So I went through a rebrand and this summer I
- 36:44Speaker 4: was like, it'd be really, really fun if I did
- 36:46Speaker 4: like different cities. If I did like a shallow LA
- 36:49Speaker 4: girl going to different cities.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Yeah. And the first city we did was I am
- 36:52Speaker 1: from LA.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Which obviously like I knew about.
- 36:55Speaker 3: Right.
- 36:55Speaker 1: And that like really kicked it off. And it was
- 36:57Speaker 1: the first time I was ever like kind of like myself. Yeah.
- 37:01Speaker 1: In a sketch. Yeah. And then I just put her
- 37:03Speaker 1: in Miami and New York.
- 37:04Speaker 3: And do you film it all yourself? Do you have
- 37:06Speaker 3: someone who helps you?
- 37:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:07Speaker 1: I have a team that helps me.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Oh, a whole team.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Just really great. Well, it's two girls.
- 37:11Speaker 4: It's primarily these two girls who run a production company
- 37:13Speaker 4: who help me out.
- 37:14Speaker 1: It's amazing. Oh. Especially my outfits working with two girls.
- 37:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Incredible. Right. Okay.
- 37:19Speaker 3: And so tell me what– now, you are a pretty girl.
- 37:24Speaker 3: You're in L.A., And I, like I've said, I've been
- 37:26Speaker 3: obsessed with girls that go on the yacht trips, go
- 37:29Speaker 3: to Dubai, go get a weekend paid in Miami. Yeah.
- 37:33Speaker 3: What inside scoop can you tell me about that world
- 37:35Speaker 3: and what it entails? Do you have to have someone
- 37:38Speaker 3: shit on you?
- 37:40Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
- 37:41Speaker 3: And I do it again.
- 37:43Speaker 4: Every trip, I can honestly say, every trip I've ever
- 37:46Speaker 4: gone on, and I haven't done like the big ones
- 37:50Speaker 4: to Dubai, but like say I'm dating a guy and
- 37:52Speaker 4: he like pays for a trip and he's like wealthy
- 37:53Speaker 4: or whatever. Any trip I've gone on that I.
- 37:55Speaker 1: Haven't had control over, I've always had a miserable time.
- 37:58Speaker 3: Can you tell me one story?
- 38:00Speaker 1: I remember one time.
- 38:02Speaker 3: Like, how do you meet this guy? And how do
- 38:03Speaker 3: you know that a guy is really rich and not
- 38:05Speaker 3: full of shit when you start to date him? And
- 38:07Speaker 3: do you only pursue rich people? Are you only, like,
- 38:09Speaker 3: excited to date rich people?
- 38:10Speaker 1: No, not at all. I dated guys without jobs for, like,
- 38:12Speaker 1: four years.
- 38:13Speaker 3: I know, but that's not fun.
- 38:15Speaker 1: It wasn't. But I don't know why. It was like
- 38:17Speaker 1: I wanted a guy without a job.
- 38:18Speaker 3: Without a job at all while you're at the barbecue place? Yes.
- 38:22Speaker 1: I literally, well, at that time, okay, so I went through,
- 38:25Speaker 1: there were a couple different phases of my dating life. Okay.
- 38:27Speaker 1: And thank God I did them because it really helped
- 38:29Speaker 1: out my career.
- 38:30Speaker 5: Okay.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Because you got the material, right?
- 38:32Speaker 4: I learned who everyone was because I morphed into everyone's life.
- 38:36Speaker 4: I was too afraid to pursue my own life. So
- 38:38Speaker 4: from 20 to like, Yeah. Whatever guy was dating. Like,
- 38:42Speaker 4: I remember I dated a guy in a van who, like,
- 38:44Speaker 4: skateboarded at Venice Beach. I would sit at Venice Beach.
- 38:47Speaker 3: So then did you become the skateboarding girl then?
- 38:49Speaker 1: Yeah, for, like, two days. Okay. But then it didn't
- 38:52Speaker 1: work out. Then he rode his van somewhere else.
- 38:55Speaker 3: Okay, and who else? Like, what other kind of guys
- 38:58Speaker 3: did you date that you sort of changed your style
- 39:00Speaker 3: or interest for?
- 39:01Speaker 4: Totally.
- 39:01Speaker 1: I've dated the really rich guy.
- 39:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:03Speaker 1: I've done that, and we've done the trips.
- 39:05Speaker 3: And tell me about the rich stuff.
- 39:07Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's just.
- 39:10Speaker 1: I feel like everything in that scene.
- 39:11Speaker 3: Now, is this rich guy your age or much older? Yeah,
- 39:14Speaker 3: he was my age.
- 39:15Speaker 5: No.
- 39:15Speaker 1: Okay. No, I dated a guy who was way older.
- 39:17Speaker 3: And rich, like, from family or, like.
- 39:18Speaker 1: No, self-made.
- 39:19Speaker 3: Oh, that's hot. What happened to him?
- 39:22Speaker 1: We don't want to... It's like I have to work
- 39:25Speaker 1: on my career. Dating right now is really, really difficult. Okay.
- 39:29Speaker 1: But when I was dating, it was like it was fun.
- 39:31Speaker 1: It was great. Okay. But what I've noticed, L.A. rich
- 39:33Speaker 1: is completely different than East Coast rich. Like L.A. rich
- 39:37Speaker 1: compared to East Coast rich is nothing.
- 39:39Speaker 3: I never knew what years ago when you'd hear in
- 39:43Speaker 3: the press and throughout politics, 1%, 1%, 1%ers. I did
- 39:49Speaker 3: not understand what a one percenter was until I stayed
- 39:53Speaker 3: with Jill Zarin in the Hamptons and she took me
- 39:55Speaker 3: around to the parties.
- 39:56Speaker 1: But what a way to find it out.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Now I go, now I get it. And I'm like,
- 40:01Speaker 3: why is everyone being so mean? They're fabulous.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Exactly. Exactly. You're like, wait, I love this.
- 40:07Speaker 3: But I thought the same thing because being in L.A.
- 40:09Speaker 3: and I grew up in L.A. too and born here.
- 40:12Speaker 3: So there was always this Hollywood element, and then I
- 40:15Speaker 3: felt like I knew there were really rich people in
- 40:19Speaker 3: the SC world, but it was like, you know, Doheny and, like, whatever,
- 40:24Speaker 3: these families, and Newport rich and stuff. But still, it
- 40:29Speaker 3: was like, you were rich, you know, your parents are
- 40:33Speaker 3: going to help you buy a house, kind of rich.
- 40:36Speaker 3: But never did I even realize, like, oh, my God, no,
- 40:39Speaker 3: this is, like, five generations wealth, or this is... Oh, yeah.
- 40:42Speaker 3: You know, $ 50 million, one of five $ 50 million houses. Like, yeah.
- 40:49Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 40:49Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a totally different thing.
- 40:51Speaker 4: And I think, like, the thing in that world that
- 40:54Speaker 4: is– it's very fun, but everything is very disposable, I
- 40:58Speaker 4: feel like. I feel like that's what I've learned, like,
- 41:00Speaker 4: being in, like, really.
- 41:02Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I feel so lame saying this.
- 41:04Speaker 1: Just say it.
- 41:05Speaker 4: If I'm like at a rich party or like around
- 41:07Speaker 4: those rich people, I feel like everything's very disposable because
- 41:09Speaker 4: it is to them.
- 41:10Speaker 3: Yes.
- 41:11Speaker 1: And that's what I don't like.
- 41:12Speaker 3: People too, you mean.
- 41:13Speaker 1: People too.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:15Speaker 4: And I don't like that, especially like it hurts my ego.
- 41:17Speaker 4: I'm like, you can't throw me away.
- 41:18Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 41:19Speaker 3: So who's throwing you away? The guys that you're dating?
- 41:22Speaker 1: No, yeah.
- 41:22Speaker 4: I think like, you know, when you get in that
- 41:24Speaker 4: rich circle, like I feel like things just don't mean
- 41:26Speaker 4: as much to them.
- 41:27Speaker 3: Have you done the whole Hamptons thing and been with
- 41:29Speaker 3: the kids in the white and gone to the nightclubs?
- 41:31Speaker 1: I have never been to the Hamptons.
- 41:33Speaker 3: Oh, well, that's got to happen this summer.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Oh, it's happening. I feel like it's going to happen.
- 41:38Speaker 1: I've never even been to Europe.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Neither have I.
- 41:41Speaker 1: You've never been to Europe?
- 41:42Speaker 3: Well, I've been to Ireland twice, but once when I
- 41:45Speaker 3: was 16. Okay. And once to do a show just recently,
- 41:48Speaker 3: but I was in and out for three days. But I,
- 41:51Speaker 3: because I didn't go as a kid, except for that
- 41:56Speaker 3: one Ireland trip. And then I couldn't, I didn't do
- 41:58Speaker 3: it in college. And cause I didn't want to leave SC.
- 42:01Speaker 3: It was so fun. I didn't want to do like
- 42:02Speaker 3: a semester away. And then, and then I was pursuing
- 42:06Speaker 3: my career and I didn't have the money. And then
- 42:08Speaker 3: I had kids and they were little and I could,
- 42:10Speaker 3: and I was working and I couldn't go. So this
- 42:12Speaker 3: summer we are going to plan something good. And we're
- 42:15Speaker 3: going to do, I'm like, I want to live. Like
- 42:17Speaker 3: I literally said, I want to live like a 30
- 42:19Speaker 3: year old influencer, even though I'm old. Because I'm like,
- 42:23Speaker 3: why is everyone else enjoying, like, why am I being
- 42:25Speaker 3: so conservative with my dollars? Like, I need to go
- 42:27Speaker 3: fucking live this shit before I break a hip.
- 42:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've worked so hard.
- 42:31Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 42:32Speaker 1: I don't want to break my hip.
- 42:33Speaker 3: Like, I don't know.
- 42:34Speaker 1: But now you can with, like, a 30-year-old.
- 42:35Speaker 3: I'm still, like, young and hot.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:37Speaker 3: Like, I'm still young and hot and could go and
- 42:39Speaker 3: have fun.
- 42:39Speaker 1: You're so young and you're so hot.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Thanks. That's why.
- 42:43Speaker 5: See?
- 42:43Speaker 1: What else do you need me to say?
- 42:44Speaker 3: No, but, like, so, okay, so tell me about, like,
- 42:47Speaker 3: the rich guy that you dated.
- 42:48Speaker 5: Ugh.
- 42:50Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 42:51Speaker 3: Without saying nays or anything.
- 42:52Speaker 1: I guess there's been a few.
- 42:53Speaker 3: Tell me what you've loved and what was like an
- 42:55Speaker 3: aha moment.
- 42:55Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's so fun being like, we
- 42:58Speaker 1: can go wherever, we can do all this.
- 43:00Speaker 3: Have you done the private jet thing?
- 43:02Speaker 1: So I haven't done the private jet.
- 43:04Speaker 3: Okay.
- 43:04Speaker 1: I have not.
- 43:06Speaker 3: Have you thought about doing.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Get yourself known? Has anyone approached you to do any
- 43:12Speaker 3: kind of reality dating thing?
- 43:14Speaker 4: Not reality dating. There has been like different reality shows
- 43:19Speaker 4: approaching me, but reality dating, I feel like I would
- 43:21Speaker 4: just totally.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Screw that up.
- 43:24Speaker 3: Like the bachelor. You'd ever want to be the bachelor
- 43:26Speaker 3: or anything.
- 43:26Speaker 1: No, I've been pretty, I've always known. I'm like, even
- 43:30Speaker 1: when I was younger and Oh, God.
- 43:33Speaker 4: Like, it's just so annoying. I think my ego gets
- 43:35Speaker 4: the best of me. But, like, even when I was
- 43:37Speaker 4: younger in high school, I was just like, I am
- 43:38Speaker 4: an A-list star. And I was like, I'm just, how
- 43:41Speaker 4: do these people not see it? Like, I didn't even
- 43:44Speaker 4: drink in high school because I was like, just in
- 43:45Speaker 4: case I get cast on a Disney show tomorrow, like,
- 43:47Speaker 4: I cannot have them see a raspberry smeared off bottle
- 43:49Speaker 4: in my hand.
- 43:50Speaker 1: That is so great. Like, I was that strict.
- 43:52Speaker 3: I love that. That's great.
- 43:53Speaker 1: I'm really intense about that stuff.
- 43:56Speaker 3: And so you've always been careful about what you've posted, too.
- 43:59Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, God forbid.
- 44:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:01Speaker 1: You know what? I do wish I sent more nudes.
- 44:03Speaker 1: Because I wish those leaked. Because they're great.
- 44:07Speaker 3: Okay.
- 44:07Speaker 5: Great.
- 44:08Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind if my naked body was on the internet.
- 44:10Speaker 3: Yeah. Who cares? It's a good naked body.
- 44:11Speaker 4: If I've said anything, like, God forbid, I hope I haven't.
- 44:13Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 44:14Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. So, can you do some of
- 44:20Speaker 3: your characters? Are you comfortable with that or no?
- 44:22Speaker 1: Which characters do you want?
- 44:24Speaker 3: I want the girl. I want the girl that's... L.A.,
- 44:27Speaker 3: born and raised. Okay. And she is– I'll give you
- 44:31Speaker 3: a scenario. And she's meeting me for lunch.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Okay.
- 44:34Speaker 3: Okay. I'm your aunt. Okay. I'm also very wealthy. So hot, yeah.
- 44:38Speaker 3: I live in Hancock Park.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Definitely.
- 44:40Speaker 3: And you're coming to meet me, and I'm asking what's
- 44:43Speaker 3: going on in your life and, like, who you're dating
- 44:46Speaker 3: now and where your plan is.
- 44:48Speaker 1: Okay.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Do you have a name, or do we just call
- 44:50Speaker 3: you your name?
- 44:50Speaker 1: Yeah, just call me Amanda. Okay.
- 44:53Speaker 3: So– And I'm also going to be a rich lady. Okay,
- 44:55Speaker 3: I love that. Okay, hold on. I wouldn't be wearing this,
- 44:57Speaker 3: but like. Amanda, how are you, dear? I'm good.
- 45:02Speaker 1: I'm literally so hungover.
- 45:03Speaker 4: I was at the floor room last night until like 2,
- 45:06Speaker 4: and then we went to this guy's house, and like,
- 45:08Speaker 4: it was crazy.
- 45:10Speaker 3: What was so crazy about it? You know your mother
- 45:11Speaker 3: drank too much when we were growing up, so I
- 45:13Speaker 3: want you to be careful about alcoholism.
- 45:15Speaker 1: But I'm already an alcoholic. But is it really an
- 45:17Speaker 1: alcoholic if it makes me stay skinny? Am I going
- 45:22Speaker 1: to get canceled for that? No.
- 45:25Speaker 3: And how are you staying thin? Because I realize that
- 45:28Speaker 3: a lot of girls your age are embracing the curvier figures,
- 45:31Speaker 3: and you know that's not really what we're about.
- 45:34Speaker 4: Yeah, well, like, obviously I told you. I just, like,
- 45:37Speaker 4: when I'm hungry, I drink. It's, like, not that big
- 45:39Speaker 4: of a deal.
- 45:40Speaker 3: Okay, good. No Adderall for you?
- 45:42Speaker 1: No, of course, but that's, like, a given.
- 45:44Speaker 3: Wait, I want to ask about Adderall for a minute.
- 45:47Speaker 1: Yeah. I've never done it. I've never taken it.
- 45:50Speaker 3: You haven't?
- 45:51Speaker 2: No.
- 45:52Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. And what other drugs have you done?
- 45:55Speaker 1: Just kidding.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Are you into the weird microdosing that everyone's doing? I
- 46:00Speaker 3: love a microdose. Of what? Like a chocolate mushroom?
- 46:03Speaker 1: I love a chocolate mush.
- 46:04Speaker 3: And then what about acid?
- 46:06Speaker 1: I've never done that.
- 46:07Speaker 4: Stuff that alters my brain too much I can't do
- 46:09Speaker 4: because I'm already so up and down.
- 46:10Speaker 3: What about the Watakowski, whatever that is? Ayahuasca? Yeah, yeah.
- 46:15Speaker 1: I've never done that either. Don't do that. My friend
- 46:17Speaker 1: did it with her parents. Why? They had like a
- 46:20Speaker 1: rebirth or something. It was crazy. I don't know.
- 46:23Speaker 3: Nothing sounds worse to me.
- 46:24Speaker 1: What if you did that with Drake and Brandon?
- 46:25Speaker 3: I never, ever want to do. I'm not into, I'm
- 46:29Speaker 3: not into like alternating.
- 46:30Speaker 1: I can't do it either.
- 46:32Speaker 3: Like when I drink, it's like to have energy or
- 46:35Speaker 3: to like wind down. Like it's not to, it's not
- 46:38Speaker 3: to take my brain to a different stratosphere. Like I just,
- 46:44Speaker 3: I don't know. But I, I respect people that are
- 46:46Speaker 3: into it. You know?
- 46:47Speaker 1: I like a microdose. It makes me stay. Am I
- 46:49Speaker 1: allowed to say this?
- 46:49Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
- 46:51Speaker 1: It makes me stay present. Like, I'm in it. I'm here.
- 46:53Speaker 1: I'm not in my head. There's no anxiety because, God forbid.
- 46:56Speaker 3: Have you done, like, a Coachella VIP situation and been, like,
- 47:00Speaker 3: a Revolve girl? You seem like the type that would
- 47:02Speaker 3: do that.
- 47:02Speaker 1: I went to the Revolve party, but I have not
- 47:04Speaker 1: been a Revolve girl.
- 47:05Speaker 3: Why haven't they asked you?
- 47:06Speaker 1: They have.
- 47:07Speaker 3: I think.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Yeah, they did.
- 47:09Speaker 4: But I can't do– I'm not a great, like, this
- 47:12Speaker 4: is what I'm wearing, get ready with me.
- 47:15Speaker 1: I'm not great at that. It's very forced to me.
- 47:17Speaker 3: And you don't model?
- 47:18Speaker 2: No.
- 47:18Speaker 1: No, I did one modeling shoot once.
- 47:20Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 47:21Speaker 4: And it was in the middle of Joshua Tree. And, like,
- 47:23Speaker 4: halfway through, like, first of all, all the pictures, my
- 47:26Speaker 4: eyes are closed.
- 47:27Speaker 3: Why?
- 47:27Speaker 1: I don't know how to model. And then second off,
- 47:31Speaker 1: they were, like, halfway through, they were just, like, we
- 47:33Speaker 1: should just keep her around for the jokes. And so, like,
- 47:35Speaker 1: I stopped modeling halfway. Halfway through the day, but it
- 47:37Speaker 1: paid well at that time.
- 47:38Speaker 3: So now all, so you make money off the social
- 47:41Speaker 3: media stuff.
- 47:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Now I just get to like do my skits, do
- 47:44Speaker 1: my thing. That's like my hub. I'm an actor.
- 47:46Speaker 3: And how many are, how many followers do you have
- 47:48Speaker 3: on TikTok?
- 47:49Speaker 1: I think like 780.
- 47:51Speaker 3: And so you make money off of TikTok now too. Yeah.
- 47:53Speaker 4: TikTok's like, TikTok's the best and it brings in a
- 47:56Speaker 4: whole new audience. And that's where I get my girls too,
- 47:58Speaker 4: because Instagram, I have like, primarily I have my following
- 48:01Speaker 4: from Instagram. I used to collab with this guy, Anwar.
- 48:05Speaker 4: who's like huge OG Viner, cannot say enough good things
- 48:09Speaker 4: about him.
- 48:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:10Speaker 1: But I got all of his like male following.
- 48:12Speaker 3: Oh, good.
- 48:13Speaker 4: So still to this day, you'll see comments on my
- 48:15Speaker 4: Instagram being like, show bobs, show feet, wear your boobs.
- 48:17Speaker 3: What are bobs?
- 48:18Speaker 1: They like spell boobs wrong. Oh. They'll just put one O.
- 48:24Speaker 1: But then on TikTok, it's like, girly, love your outfit.
- 48:27Speaker 1: You know?
- 48:28Speaker 3: What I love about TikTok is that I have people
- 48:30Speaker 3: that are like my fans. Yeah. But then it like,
- 48:32Speaker 3: a lot of people are like, why is this woman
- 48:34Speaker 3: in my feed? And there's so many of the things
- 48:36Speaker 3: we put on. I love reading the comments because they
- 48:39Speaker 3: don't get it.
- 48:40Speaker 1: They don't get it.
- 48:41Speaker 3: So there's this, you know, I did a bit where
- 48:43Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so sick of people like being like,
- 48:47Speaker 3: this was the worst celebrity I ever waited on. Or
- 48:49Speaker 3: this was, this person looked to me, was, you know,
- 48:51Speaker 3: short with me or something. I'm like, Fuck, are you
- 48:53Speaker 3: pleasant every day? Whatever. So I did this character with
- 48:56Speaker 3: a wig and a Southern accent where I said the
- 48:58Speaker 3: worst celebrity I ever waited on. And I kept like
- 49:00Speaker 3: doing the pausing, like, you know, like a bad video
- 49:03Speaker 3: where I'm like, stop. And I'm like, I did this
- 49:05Speaker 3: whole thing and I'm like, and the worst person I
- 49:07Speaker 3: waited on. And then I said, yeah, and her name
- 49:08Speaker 3: was Heather McDonald. But in it, I say she, you know,
- 49:13Speaker 3: asked for butter twice. And also, you know, the bill
- 49:17Speaker 3: was $ 88 and she tipped me. and she only gave
- 49:20Speaker 3: me $ 200 so people are like why are you such
- 49:22Speaker 3: a like they don't get that they didn't know it
- 49:24Speaker 3: was me so they're like why are you bitching that
- 49:26Speaker 3: she gave you a $ 100 tip but then a lot
- 49:28Speaker 3: of people were like this is so funny because like
- 49:30Speaker 3: they don't realize who she is and at the so
- 49:33Speaker 3: then I stitched it as Heather McDonald and I try
- 49:36Speaker 3: to explain myself and people are still like You know what?
- 49:40Speaker 3: You did ask for too much. Like, it's so funny
- 49:43Speaker 3: that they don't. That's what I love. I love when
- 49:45Speaker 3: someone's not. Have you found that where people come across
- 49:48Speaker 3: your thing and they don't get that it's a parody
- 49:50Speaker 3: and that you're doing a character?
- 49:51Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 49:52Speaker 3: Of course.
- 49:52Speaker 1: I remember I went on a podcast like last year.
- 49:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:55Speaker 4: And I posted this thing where it said, my mom
- 49:58Speaker 4: always told me never to date a model because you
- 50:01Speaker 4: don't want to wake up next to someone who's prettier
- 50:02Speaker 4: than you. And I still believe in that like wholeheartedly
- 50:04Speaker 4: because like I don't wake up gorgeous.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:07Speaker 1: And I don't want.
- 50:08Speaker 3: So you don't date, do you not date really good
- 50:10Speaker 3: looking guys?
- 50:12Speaker 1: I mean, I do. I have a weird type.
- 50:13Speaker 4: They have to be like weird and creative and like
- 50:15Speaker 4: different and like their own boss and like, but they're
- 50:17Speaker 4: not usually models.
- 50:18Speaker 1: But TikTok got so mad at me for that. I
- 50:20Speaker 1: was like, I'd say it again. Like, I don't care.
- 50:23Speaker 3: I know. It's so weird when all of a sudden
- 50:25Speaker 3: someone's just going off. You're like, it's okay.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Like, all right. But I'm like, good. Like, give me
- 50:29Speaker 1: more comments.
- 50:29Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll purposely like, I'll do Zodiac videos too.
- 50:32Speaker 3: What are Zodiac videos?
- 50:34Speaker 1: Like, I'm a Scorpio.
- 50:35Speaker 3: I'm an Aries. All that. And sometimes you just do not,
- 50:39Speaker 3: you just do different characters of the, yes.
- 50:42Speaker 5: Okay.
- 50:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:43Speaker 3: And you even study what the traits would be of
- 50:45Speaker 3: that person.
- 50:46Speaker 1: You just say a couple things. And a lot of
- 50:48Speaker 1: times people are like, that's so me. And I'm like,
- 50:49Speaker 1: I love that.
- 50:50Speaker 3: Every single one is this. Okay. You can say this
- 50:52Speaker 3: about everybody. Okay. Um, okay. So tell me what your
- 50:57Speaker 3: sign is.
- 50:57Speaker 1: I'm a Scorpio.
- 50:58Speaker 3: Okay. Scorpio. So what I'm seeing, if I was a psychic,
- 51:02Speaker 3: what I'm seeing with the Scorpios is first of all,
- 51:04Speaker 3: you're fiercely loyal.
- 51:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:06Speaker 3: Sometimes to a fault.
- 51:07Speaker 1: Definitely.
- 51:09Speaker 3: And sometimes you're your worst enemy.
- 51:14Speaker 1: Totally.
- 51:14Speaker 3: You're, you know, everyone else is encouraging you. And then
- 51:18Speaker 3: there's this voice inside of your head that's like, no,
- 51:22Speaker 3: it'll never work out. We got to change that. But
- 51:24Speaker 3: that's who you are. And the final thing is that
- 51:29Speaker 3: you're just crazy ambitious.
- 51:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:34Speaker 3: But there's times when you you spend times where you
- 51:38Speaker 3: don't do what you're supposed to be doing every day
- 51:40Speaker 3: because you're self-sabotaging.
- 51:42Speaker 1: You get me. That's why they do so well.
- 51:45Speaker 3: It's literally every single person would consider themselves fiercely loyal.
- 51:50Speaker 3: Show me one person that's like, no, not loyal.
- 51:53Speaker 1: You're so right.
- 51:54Speaker 3: Yeah. Like totally. Yeah.
- 51:56Speaker 1: You're so right.
- 51:57Speaker 3: I used to do Tyler Henry. Have you ever seen
- 52:00Speaker 3: Tyler Henry?
- 52:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:02Speaker 3: He used to draw. He used to draw.
- 52:03Speaker 1: I love that.
- 52:05Speaker 3: And I used to, like, so I'd wear, like, a wig,
- 52:08Speaker 3: and I will.
- 52:09Speaker 1: You're such a growling girl.
- 52:11Speaker 3: And so, like, it was, like, I'd be, like, um,
- 52:14Speaker 3: and I'd give you the star. So you're, like, the star. Yeah,
- 52:17Speaker 3: you're the star that comes. But, like, I... And you're just.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Oh, I'm, like, a beautiful... It's beautifully lit.
- 52:23Speaker 3: You're a beautifully lit star. But I'm always, like, um, okay, well,
- 52:28Speaker 3: very nice to meet you, Amanda. Um, I have no
- 52:31Speaker 3: idea who you are. Um... So I'm just going to
- 52:36Speaker 3: go with.
- 52:40Speaker 3: Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay, I don't know why they're telling
- 52:52Speaker 3: me that. But is there an older, like, patriotic... Sorry, like, paternal... Someone...
- 53:02Speaker 3: It's not your dad, but I want to say it's
- 53:04Speaker 3: like an older, like maybe a grandpa or great-grandpa that
- 53:06Speaker 3: has passed.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah.
- 53:09Speaker 3: And was it right... And you had like a special...
- 53:13Speaker 3: I see him where... I don't know why he's showing
- 53:19Speaker 3: me this, but there's... Did you have like a doll
- 53:22Speaker 3: when you were little that he was aware of?
- 53:24Speaker 1: Yeah, he bought it for me.
- 53:26Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's saying that... He's saying... He's like very funny.
- 53:31Speaker 1: Yeah. Funny grandpa.
- 53:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 53:32Speaker 3: It's funny girl. He's saying that the doll was something
- 53:35Speaker 3: that you guys used to, um, he was like, Oh, there,
- 53:37Speaker 3: there's my girl Amanda with her, her little doll.
- 53:40Speaker 1: And, um, okay.
- 53:45Speaker 3: He, there was something that happened where, um, he doesn't
- 53:50Speaker 3: want you to feel bad about it cause you weren't
- 53:51Speaker 3: able to say goodbye.
- 53:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 53:54Speaker 3: And it was something where he had, um, I want
- 53:56Speaker 3: to say there was something where, He was like, right
- 53:58Speaker 3: before he died, he couldn't... He didn't have lungs. He
- 54:01Speaker 3: couldn't breathe. Yeah, he couldn't. So he's saying that, you know,
- 54:06Speaker 3: he's in heaven, he's happy, he's watching you, and he...
- 54:12Speaker 3: It's like he's seeing you like a movie. What do
- 54:16Speaker 3: you do again?
- 54:17Speaker 1: I'm a porn star.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 54:21Speaker 1: Great.
- 54:21Speaker 3: Okay, yeah. He's just happy that you're expressing yourself all
- 54:24Speaker 3: the time.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
- 54:25Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 54:26Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 54:28Speaker 3: I always thought about that too.
- 54:30Speaker 1: I was always like, no hate, no hate, no hate.
- 54:34Speaker 3: I've asked psychics.
- 54:35Speaker 1: Cause I'm like, I'm so into that stuff though. I, I'm.
- 54:39Speaker 3: Like, okay, so like, what if, you know, you're like,
- 54:46Speaker 3: what if like you hate your ex-husband or you hate
- 54:47Speaker 3: your husband and dies and you're like kind of thrilled
- 54:49Speaker 3: he dies.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Totally.
- 54:51Speaker 3: And then, but he really loves you. So does he
- 54:54Speaker 3: still get to come around and like see everything? Yeah.
- 54:57Speaker 3: And when you get to heaven, do you have to
- 54:58Speaker 3: fucking deal with him because it's his heaven to see you?
- 55:01Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great point.
- 55:02Speaker 4: Am I going to have to deal with the guys
- 55:04Speaker 4: that liked me, but I didn't like back, but they
- 55:07Speaker 4: still want to.
- 55:07Speaker 3: Say hi to me in heaven. And then I'm like,
- 55:11Speaker 3: but that's not our heaven, right? It has to be
- 55:13Speaker 3: your heaven.
- 55:13Speaker 1: But I'm like, but is that their heaven?
- 55:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 55:15Speaker 1: And does their heaven connect to my heaven?
- 55:17Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
- 55:17Speaker 1: And what if I want to see a guy, but
- 55:19Speaker 1: he doesn't want to see me? Yeah. I'm going to
- 55:21Speaker 1: make that heaven connect.
- 55:23Speaker 3: And I also was like, I'm like, Can they like
- 55:26Speaker 3: see you?
- 55:26Speaker 1: Like, you know, it's like, oh, your parents look.
- 55:29Speaker 3: On your like, can your parents like see you like
- 55:31Speaker 3: boning your husband? I mean, and then once I was like, no,
- 55:35Speaker 3: they're not going to see anything that they don't want
- 55:37Speaker 3: to see. But I'm like, how the fuck do you know?
- 55:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 55:40Speaker 1: How does she know?
- 55:42Speaker 3: Like if someone's like, oh, you know, like they're right
- 55:45Speaker 3: here right now or whatever, then they just know like, oh,
- 55:49Speaker 3: we don't need. Like, are my parents like, Bob, we
- 55:51Speaker 3: don't have to go in Heather's bedroom tonight.
- 55:53Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
- 55:53Speaker 3: How often are they around?
- 55:55Speaker 1: Yeah, but then what if I want them to come,
- 55:56Speaker 1: but they don't want to? How does this work? Maybe
- 55:58Speaker 1: it's just, like, inviting energy only.
- 56:00Speaker 4: And, like, when I'm having, you know, sex with someone, like,
- 56:03Speaker 4: I'm not inviting other people in.
- 56:04Speaker 3: You don't want the grandpa in?
- 56:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so. Not right now. But I'm
- 56:07Speaker 1: so happy he's proud of me. The grandpa with no lungs.
- 56:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's always, like, it's always, like, there
- 56:13Speaker 3: was always, like, is there a tree, um, It's so weird.
- 56:17Speaker 3: You have a house. You're thinking about doing some work
- 56:20Speaker 3: on it?
- 56:20Speaker 1: Totally. Your place? My apartment that I lease. Yeah.
- 56:23Speaker 3: And there's like a big tree. Totally. I see a
- 56:26Speaker 3: window with a tree. Yeah.
- 56:27Speaker 1: And then it's like.
- 56:31Speaker 3: There's certain times where it really makes a lot of
- 56:34Speaker 3: rustling sound.
- 56:35Speaker 1: During the wind.
- 56:35Speaker 3: Yeah. That's your grandpa.
- 56:37Speaker 1: That's my grandpa. That's your grandpa. Whenever I hear the tree.
- 56:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 56:40Speaker 3: Move. That's your grandpa.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Moving and shaking.
- 56:43Speaker 3: But no, people that actually have gone to Tyler Henry,
- 56:45Speaker 3: like my friends that have gone that are celebrities are like,
- 56:48Speaker 3: oh my God, he's amazing. And he knew this and that.
- 56:50Speaker 3: And I'm not saying he did it, but I just
- 56:53Speaker 3: like to make fun of it because that's what I do.
- 56:54Speaker 4: But in conclusion, all horoscopes are fiercely loyal and Tyler
- 56:58Speaker 4: Henry is talking about your grandpa.
- 57:00Speaker 3: Yeah. Because everybody's grandpa's dead. Or their great-grandpa's dead.
- 57:05Speaker 1: Somebody's got to be dead.
- 57:05Speaker 3: Someone's passing. There's always some patriarchal figure. And there's always
- 57:11Speaker 3: someone that had cancer.
- 57:12Speaker 1: I have not had it in my family.
- 57:15Speaker 3: You haven't had one grandma, great-grandma, aunt?
- 57:17Speaker 1: No.
- 57:18Speaker 3: Nobody.
- 57:20Speaker 1: That might be a lie. Maybe. Yeah. It was something
- 57:23Speaker 1: with the brain. Might have been cancer.
- 57:25Speaker 3: Right. Well, that's the thing.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Might have just been memory loss.
- 57:27Speaker 3: Even if he said it wasn't cancer, then he'd be like, actually,
- 57:29Speaker 3: it was.
- 57:30Speaker 5: It was.
- 57:30Speaker 1: It was. Somebody's got to have cancer.
- 57:32Speaker 3: He didn't know. That person didn't know it.
- 57:34Speaker 1: On your side?
- 57:35Speaker 3: For me, yeah. Everyone has cancer. Once you get to like.
- 57:38Speaker 1: You've got to go on that trip. You've got to
- 57:40Speaker 1: go on that trip now.
- 57:42Speaker 3: No, not everybody. No, no, no. My mom didn't die
- 57:44Speaker 3: of cancer. My dad did, but he lasted really long.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Oh, can I just say?
- 57:50Speaker 3: I just feel like if I was a psychic, I
- 57:52Speaker 3: would throw that out there because chances are someone close
- 57:56Speaker 3: to you that has passed... walking on this earth, everybody
- 58:00Speaker 3: knows at least probably one person, unfortunately, that had some
- 58:04Speaker 3: type of cancer complication.
- 58:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 58:08Speaker 4: Um, can I just, I, the Christmas card, not a
- 58:11Speaker 4: Christmas card, the business card of you with.
- 58:13Speaker 1: Your parents selling real estate.
- 58:15Speaker 5: Yes.
- 58:15Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
- 58:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:17Speaker 1: That is great. Thank you.
- 58:19Speaker 3: Well, it's all true.
- 58:21Speaker 1: Listen, it's my life.
- 58:23Speaker 3: Anything I feel would like, Mauricio and his daughters have
- 58:26Speaker 3: like a Netflix show. And here I was like, but
- 58:28Speaker 3: I did sell a scripted version of that show way
- 58:32Speaker 3: ahead of its time. No one had ever done a
- 58:34Speaker 3: real estate show that I had ever seen. And they
- 58:38Speaker 3: loved it, but then it just didn't go past the
- 58:40Speaker 3: pilot stage or whatever. So, okay, let's talk about The
- 58:43Speaker 3: Calabasas Mom. So how did you know about the British
- 58:46Speaker 3: Virgin Islands thing?
- 58:47Speaker 1: Because you said it. It was really because of me?
- 58:49Speaker 3: Yes.
- 58:49Speaker 4: I just didn't know if it was coincidental. No, because
- 58:54Speaker 4: that day I was like, I was really tired. I think, yeah,
- 58:57Speaker 4: I was really tired that day. And, you know, sometimes
- 59:00Speaker 4: like before a sketch, I just get really nervous because
- 59:02Speaker 4: it's daunting because if it's not good, like that's on me.
- 59:04Speaker 4: It's because of no one else.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Yeah and I was just.
- 59:07Speaker 4: Like god I hope like I do good today and
- 59:09Speaker 4: then I was listening and you were talking about it
- 59:11Speaker 4: on Jeff Lewis.
- 59:11Speaker 1: And I was like I have to use that and
- 59:14Speaker 1: I was in the Macy's that you.
- 59:15Speaker 3: Know I really did not know that I just thought
- 59:17Speaker 3: it was like you just fucking nailed it I'm so
- 59:20Speaker 3: so incredible this might be the most flattering moment of
- 59:22Speaker 3: my life well here it is right here on the
- 59:24Speaker 3: screen baby I love it love it um Yes, so
- 59:29Speaker 3: I love, what else about this Calabasas mom character have
- 59:32Speaker 3: you done? Because you do a bunch of them about
- 59:34Speaker 3: this woman. Who is this woman?
- 59:35Speaker 4: I mean, it's always just like the Nordstrom card. She's
- 59:37Speaker 4: always flustered. She's a real estate agent. She kind of
- 59:39Speaker 4: hates her husband. Doesn't want to sleep with him.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Loves her kids. Loves her family. Like, I have a
- 59:44Speaker 1: Palisades mom.
- 59:46Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the Palisades mom like?
- 59:47Speaker 1: She's much more chill.
- 59:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:48Speaker 1: She's like, family is my life.
- 59:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 59:50Speaker 1: And she talks like this. Because there's more time in
- 59:52Speaker 1: the Palisades. There's more money, so there's more time in
- 59:54Speaker 1: the Palisades.
- 59:55Speaker 3: And she goes to that Erewhon where Spencer Pratt is
- 59:57Speaker 3: all the time.
- 59:58Speaker 4: Yes, and she does her Pilates rocks, you know, like
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: right above the Erewhon, and she's happy.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Yeah. She would never talk about, like, her marriage drama
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: to her friends.
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: No.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: But Calabasas, they're shit-talking.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: There's more to do. They're on the freeway. Palisades, you
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: don't really leave.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: Yeah, why would you?
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: You know, there's, like, two different energies. So you've got
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: to tap into that.
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: What other moms do you do in L.A.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: I really want to do Malibu Mom next.
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: And what do you think the Malibu Mom is?
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: I think she's more like this. I think she's more quirky.
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: I think she has a little bit more Stevie Nicks
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: in her.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: You know? That's what she is. She's like here. She
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: uses her hands.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: You got to go and walk around and shop.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: The Malibu Mart. Malibu Mart.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: You got to go to Lucky's.
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: And we're only taking the tables inside.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: We don't want outside.
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: It's more of this.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: I know her.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. I think, right? Yeah, totally.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: What other mom should I do? I'm obsessed with it.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: I look like, I've always looked like a mom. Like,
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: don't I look like a mom?
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: Yes, I think that, let me think. I want to
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: say like when I was at the Groundlings, there were
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: a lot of people that were in this a while
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: ago that were into living in like the Los Feliz
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: Echo Park situation.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: I feel like she should be a young mom.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: Yeah. That's like a hippie, like a little bit hippie,
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: but also like a little bit hypocritical.
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: And a little bit bougie, a little bit judgy.
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: And not much makeup.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: No.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Like freckles shine through, but still a little bit pretty.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Wakes up pretty. She wakes up pretty.
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: Calabasas mom does not wake up pretty. And that wasn't
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: a diss to you. Oh, okay.
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: No.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: I'm not dissing you.
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: I don't think so. Yeah, I agree. I agree.
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Palisades mom wakes up pretty.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: Definitely. Because it's like their homes are like, you know.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: How could you not?
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: They're $ 8 million, but they're not ostentatious.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: And I love that word.
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: I love that word. It's actually the only like really
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: big word I know. I'm not lying. And it's ostentatious.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: But like an $ 8 million house in Calabasas is a brag.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Oh, that's a big brag.
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: There's a billiard room. There's an echo. There's an echo.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: There's marble. There's a staircase. It might be a little
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: bit dated because it was built 20 years ago.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: But they keep redoing the inside.
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: Yeah. And the Palisades house is just... charming, beautiful, it's
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: really updated too, and it's clean and it's simple, but
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: also if it was placed in any other place but
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: the Palisades, it would look like just upper middle class,
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: nothing to brag about. But there in the Palisades, it's
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: $ 8 million.
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: In the Palisades, they have those big homes that still
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: feel cozy. It's like they host Thanksgiving dinner and it's
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: like you can't hear the kids because they're in another room.
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: But in Calabasas, all open floor plan, You know what
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: I mean?
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: What kind of charity work does this woman do? In Calabasas?
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: Or either one.
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: I think Calabasas, it's more like maybe it's more like
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: feeding the homeless. And in the Palisades, it's more about
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: helping the kids.
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: I think it's that. Right? Do you agree?
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: So it's like going to another school that's not in
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: your district.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: Totally. Just go to a public school.
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: Helping out. That's what it is. Nailed it. Did it.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: That's the scene.
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: And then, okay. So, and then tell me about, um, okay.
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: So what I also love is that you were a
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: white Lotus girl and you did a really fun video
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: where if you were a guest at white Lotus and
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: like you seeing all the different characters, I thought that
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: was really funny. You should, you should do that with,
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: if there was another big show that's now, I don't,
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: I don't watch Yellowstone. But I feel like that's a
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: big show that everyone talks about. I might start watching
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: it on my trip this week when I go to
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: British Virgin Islands. When do you leave? I leave on
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: Christmas Eve night.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so jealous.
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: That's incredible.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: Yeah, try it. I tried Yellowstone. I couldn't get into it.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: I don't know why.
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: Why couldn't you?
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: I don't know why.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: Why would I get into it then?
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: I have a hard time.
- 1:03:59Speaker 4: Right now, besides White Lotus, I'm having a really hard
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: time getting into shows.
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: Me too.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: Shows with meat. That's why I put on my mindless
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: Real Housewives at the end of the day. I'm good
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: to go. Even Miami was a little dramatic for me.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: Miami was good. Let's talk about, before we end, because
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: the Real Housewives, now, we're recording this a little before
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: you guys have heard it, so you'll probably be one,
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: maybe there'll be one more episode before. But I just
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: finished the episode last night, which was they were still
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: in San Diego.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: And they had the Marilyn Monroe party.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: Yeah. And.
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: I went on Insta Stories and I was like, I
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: don't fucking understand what these women are fighting about. This
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: is getting super annoying.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: They just keep fighting about being bad friends to each other.
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: There's nothing there.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: And I'm like, once Jen Shaw leaves, and when you
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: think about last season, why it was so good is
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: the van of Jen Shaw being arrested and then the
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: final hot mic moment of Lisa Barlow being horrible to Meredith.
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: Without those things... It's just, and Jen Shaw is so unlikable.
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: I thought she was unlikable before she was arrested. I
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: didn't like her. I thought she was a screaming, annoying twit.
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: And then she gets arrested and I'm like, ew, you've
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: made money for 20 years off of like vulnerable people.
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: Like you're a loser. And then they were just, it's constant.
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't understand why she's mad at Heather.
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: Heather's like, I'm a good friend to you. I'm a
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: good friend. I'm like, where is this going? I don't
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: know where this show is going. Yeah.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: It's just a con.
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: And it was also like the, the scene with Jen
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: Shaw on the boat was just sad. And it made me,
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: I was just so grateful that I didn't have a
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: camera following me because I was like, would I ever
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: throw someone's shoes overboard when I'm drunk?
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: No.
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: But I guess if you're on camera and like, that's
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: what you're known for. And then the other girls like,
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: it's fine. I'm rich. Who cares? I'm like, what? Like,
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: it was just, It's all over.
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: The place and it's a little much and it's a
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: little hard to watch.
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: And it's also sad. I'll be curious what happens next season.
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: Because without Weird Mary, the cult leader, and without Jen Shaw,
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: the criminal mastermind, I just don't know.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: What is the show?
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: I don't know that there's enough to do in.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: Salt Lake City, to keep our interest.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: Here's another thing about Salt Lake City.
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: I'm sure they have amazing restaurants, and I... Have I been?
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: I've been to Park City and Salt Lake City.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Okay, yes.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: Salt Lake City, I've done a weekend there, and I
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: did not like it. It had a weird vibe. But
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: they keep.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Going to the... It's like lazy dog adjacent restaurants.
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: And I'm like, you have a number on your table. Like,
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: I don't want to watch The Real Housewives at Subway.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: I want to watch The Real Housewives at Four Seasons.
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: And the Park City... And Deer Valley, it's very pretty,
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: but it's small. And it really is one street. It's
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: Main Street. That's where Sundance and that's where Meredith Mark's
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: store is. And it's very touristy. You go there for
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: one week. It's fun.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: It's pretty. Is it a whole show?
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: I don't know. I really kind of don't think there's
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: enough scoop happening there. So I don't know. And I
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: like the girls and they're nice. And I don't want
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: to see anybody lose a job. I just don't know
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: what they're going to do after this.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: I don't know how to save it. I'm sure they're
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: having the same conversation.
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: I went to the church of Weirdo Mary. And she
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: is an awful person. So I'm glad she's gone. And
- 1:07:25Speaker 3: I'm glad that Jen Shaw is going to go be gone.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: But like, yeah. And then... to again after last night
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: not know what caused heather gay's black eye i was
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: like all right now fuck off like you have spread
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: did you watch it last night okay so you know
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: how she takes off her glasses and they keep showing
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: that like someone tries to open her door she was
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: like yes she has her own place at that airbnb
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: where yeah it's like the garage or whatever yeah And so,
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: you know, we all know it's either going to be
- 1:07:56Speaker 3: the door hit her in the eye or she fell
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: and then asked someone to come help her with that.
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: We don't know.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: Obviously, someone didn't come in and like fucking rape her. OK,
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: so like that's not going to be the story. But
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: they have like milked this out. And then last night
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: we it ends with. She takes off her glasses and
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: Meredith is like, ah.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Is that the season finale?
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: No, it's not the season finale, but we'll see it
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: next week. And then they'll probably take a break off
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: for Christmas or whatever. But like we, again, I don't
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: know still. And like now it's just like annoying.
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: Yeah, I think now it's just annoying. And obviously they're,
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: you know, what's going on with Jen. They're still milking it.
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: They're still doing it. But it's like we went through
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: that last season and it's like now we're just watching
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: her spiral. And if now like the door hitting Heather
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: is the click hanger, that's, I'm worried.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: I'm worried, you know? Yeah.
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: No, that's exactly what Lala Kent said. She's like, I'm concerned.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: I'm concerned.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: I am.
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: And it's also Miami. I usually don't feel bad for Lisa.
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: I usually don't feel bad for Lisa.
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: I know. you do?
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: I feel bad for Lisa.
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: Well, that hot girl, Spencer Pratt knows her.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: The one Lenny's with now?
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: Yes. And we were right like months ago when it
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: first broke because they were filming the show. Right. He
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: was like, oh, she'll talk to you and da, da, da.
- 1:09:18Speaker 5: Stop.
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: Stop. But then I don't know what happened, but I
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: have Spencer coming in.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: Why am I here? Get the girl in. We got
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: caught off the press.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: Yeah. But it's always so funny. Like, of course, the
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: new girl is going to be like, oh, my God,
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: she's awful and this and that. And it's like, if
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: you ever have you ever dated like a divorced dad?
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: I dated someone who who was going to be a dad,
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: didn't know he was going to be a dad at
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: the time.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: Oh, he had like a- It was a messy situation.
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: He had a baby mama. Yeah, the whole time we
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: were dating. And did the baby come out?
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: I mean, it was- Eventually.
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: No, while you're with him? While you're with him?
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: No, the baby came out after we stopped dating.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: Okay. And did the girl know about you? And was
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: it like a one night stand? Or were they a couple?
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: It was a one night stand. So he was, and
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: he was older. He was 40. Okay. And I was 21.
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: Oh.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: I just wanted someone to be nice to me.
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: And was he rich?
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: No, he had a roommate. What was I doing, Heather?
- 1:10:13Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Heather, what was I doing? He had a roommate and
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: then he had a baby with like one of my friends.
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: In where? In Moorpark or where?
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: No, this was in LA. So he slept with like
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: one of my friends.
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: Before you.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: Two weeks before we started dating.
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: We start dating for like three months. I end it.
- 1:10:29Speaker 4: And then like two months later, I see her posting like, oh,
- 1:10:33Speaker 4: my baby daddy's in Paris.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: And this guy was in Paris.
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: I was like.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: And this was your friend, but you weren't that close,
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: or what?
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: Yeah, she was older, too, and she's a comedian.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: We weren't that close, but then I, like, put two
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: and two together.
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: She's a stand-up, you mean?
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: Oh, my God, I can't wait to find out who
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: this is going.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: Yes, and then, like, he was trying to get in
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: touch with me, but I was like, leave me alone.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: I'm at Coachella. Like, I'm showing my tits to young men,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah.
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: And then I called him. I was like, oh, my God, congrats.
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: And he's like, I've been trying to tell you. And
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: I was like, it's okay. And I still get freaked out.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: So do you follow either one of them? Follow both.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: And do they hang out with the baby together or no?
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: I think they're wonderful co-parents.
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: Oh, they are good.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Well, that's good. They're great and mature and great.
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: And was he a comedian too?
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: He was like a director, kind of funny, kind of not.
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: So what's your dating right now? Nobody.
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: No, I'm definitely dating.
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: Do you do all the apps?
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: Not anymore. I went so hard on Ryan when I was, like, 19, 20, 21. Yeah.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: I can't really do it anymore.
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: What famous person did you get to meet? You don't
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: have to say the name.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: No, I absolutely would. Honestly, no one.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: No Matthew Perry. Remember that story?
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: I totally remember that story. And remember Ben Affleck was
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: on there, too?
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: Affleck? Oh, yeah.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: And then, like, she posted.
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: And then I remember this girl this summer was, like,
- 1:11:48Speaker 4: on TikTok. She was, like, when you're having a bad day,
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: but then you match with Shawn Mendes.
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: And she, like, posted it on TikTok.
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: I was, like, dumb. bitch.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: I was like, he's never going to message you now.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: I do think this, cause we did some stories about
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: these nurses that got fired.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: I heard that.
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: And then this other plastic surgeon just got, um, got,
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: got her, her license removed because she was doing a
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: live stream on Tik TOK of a Brazilian butt lift.
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: And the woman like, didn't know. I really feel like
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: people need to, it's not classy. And even the girl
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: that is, with Adam Levine, even the one that went
- 1:12:23Speaker 3: off on Adam Levine.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: To this day, we still don't, there still is no
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: photo of them like in bed together. Totally.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: Totally.
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: And it was creepy. And I think he's a, listen,
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: even if he DM people and which he did. So
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: even if he never saw any of these girls, it's
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: still gross that you're doing this and you're married with
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: three kids. Yeah. But I'm also like, I don't know.
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: Did it do that much for you girl in the end? Yeah,
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: I think like especially if you are a clout chaser
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: and if you are trying to date someone that's like
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: a movie star or someone that like that's what you're
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: into and you're a pretty girl. Like keep your fucking
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: mouth shut because you actually might land someone, but you
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: won't now.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: Like you won't now. Now they're going to be like, fuck,
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: she's a kiss and tell. I'll never, I never will
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: fuck with this girl now.
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: A hundred percent.
- 1:13:12Speaker 4: Or if you're going to say something, have your business
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: lined up and be like, and that's why I have
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: this product.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: Like I slept with Adam Levine and that's why I
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: have this product.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: That cleans out your vag or.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: Something like that.
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:13:22Speaker 4: Follow it up you know what i mean yeah but
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: yeah that was that there was this one tiktok i
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: saw that was like i knew adam levine was capable
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: of pure evil when i saw this tattoo when it
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: was like a zoom in of the california tattoo on
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: his stomach and i.
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: Was like honestly i could see it but.
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: Yeah i i don't know i haven't done like a
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: real famous person yet i because honestly like i know
- 1:13:41Speaker 4: this sounds annoying but like i want to be the.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: Star yeah i don't think there can be two stars
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: So I kind of want a man to worship me.
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: Well, I do kind of think that there are guys
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: that want that girl that is going to be, I
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: don't want to say lapdog, but the person that's going
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: to make them the star. They're the rock. They're the star.
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: And they're pretty and they're beautiful. And they might marry you.
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: They might give you a baby. They might let you,
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: they may invest $ 100, 000 so you can design your own jewelry.
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: Of course. Simple gold pieces.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: And that's what the Real Housewives of Michigan.
- 1:14:15Speaker 3: Made out of simple gold pieces that you, the Malibu mom,
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: can go sell at Blue, whatever that Blue store is.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Planet Blue.
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: Planet Blue.
- 1:14:25Speaker 5: Yep.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: And places like that. Absolutely. And you come around and,
- 1:14:28Speaker 3: you know, you go to that little park and you
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: push your baby and you have your beautiful nanny there, too.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: Guys love that.
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: And then he goes on tour and he comes home. Like,
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: that can be your, but that, what's interesting is that, like,
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: there would be part of me that, like, fantasized about
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: that life. when I was like young when you're, but
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: I knew that like, no, like it wouldn't be. And
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: even when I look back at like some really rich
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: guys I dated, I was like, there's, even if I
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: would have pursued that more, there's no way that they,
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: they would have been like to their mother and everything. Oh,
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: Heather's doing the improv again tonight and she makes no money.
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: Heather went on another audition and didn't get it. There's
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: no way that those guys would have been supportive of
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: my career.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Of course not.
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: Because they'd be like, why are you doing this? Like,
- 1:15:13Speaker 3: we're rich. We live in Newport, or we're rich.
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: Exactly. When I wasn't working, really, I dated so many
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: more men. Men loved me. When I was, like, not as.
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: Cute, really broke, getting eviction notices, they were like, that's
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: my fucking girl.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: And now I feel like it's a little bit sometimes
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: they can get intimidated even if they have a career
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: of their own. And it's not like I'm doing anything nuts.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: Like I'm making my videos.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: But I do sometimes feel weird like telling these super
- 1:15:38Speaker 4: successful men like I got to put my YouTube video up.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: I got to be in the premiere.
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: Do they laugh at it and think it's nothing? Do
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: they not realize that you actually are really good at
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: it and that you are talented?
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: I've had one guy kind of like– Poopoo it? Yeah.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. This is what I do.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: And most guys are really, really, really supportive of it.
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: I just remember dating this one guy and it was
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: for like maybe three or four weeks. And I had
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: a good agent, so I was going out a lot
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: for commercials, little parts and stuff. And I'm like, so
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: I have this thing and he's like, so did you
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: get that thing from a week ago, that other thing
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: that you were working on? I'm like, no. And he's like, well,
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: when are you going to book something? I'm like, Never.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: That's not how this works.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: I go, I've never booked anything. So what do you
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: expect from me? Literally, I've never had someone ask me. Like,
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: my parents knew never to be like, did you get that?
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: What happened?
- 1:16:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: Never. And I was like, but I guess to someone
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: at home, whether you're the girl dating the guy doing
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: that or vice versa, I can see why after a
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: while you're like, well, how long are you going to
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: give it, loser? Like, I get why someone might ask.
- 1:16:49Speaker 4: No of course like because to them it's like you
- 1:16:52Speaker 4: know they go on a job interview and you do
- 1:16:53Speaker 4: ask them like do you get it or not yeah
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: yeah I remember I was dating this one guy and
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: he was like she's an actress like she's booking stuff
- 1:17:00Speaker 4: like she's doing pilots and stuff and I was like
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: wait about another girl you mean no about me he
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: would like introduce me to his friends that way and
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: I was like are you trying to prove I'm working
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: because also that pilot had no budget like I was
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: making scale every single day like let's not brag about
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: that okay like just sit down.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: Yeah guys are weird with that stuff they either love
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: it or they don't.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: I remember I have this one friend she was my
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: college roommate and she's very successful in business and one
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: time so I was doing stand up at this like
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: place and we were all hanging out together and she
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: had this boyfriend and she was like oh I remember
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: my old boss or whatever and she's like I remember
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: my old boss and I go you know have you
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: ever not gotten a job you've gone out for like
- 1:17:43Speaker 3: I just asked her that because she's like a business
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: woman And she's like, oh, Essie Song Girl. That was
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: the only thing she didn't get.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't relate to that.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: Like, every job she ever went out, she got. And
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: I was like, and we're really good friends. And I'm like, wow,
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: what a different... life that we've had we both worked
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: really hard we both have a lot to show for
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: it today but like the fact that like when you're
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: in this business yeah you go out for so many
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: things that you don't get there's so much rejection oh
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: yeah and it just becomes like you don't and then
- 1:18:20Speaker 3: one day when you really think about it or ask
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: another person and then and then I wonder if it
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: made the guy she was with feel a little uncomfortable
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: because it was like she's so humble she didn't really
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: ever realize that until I asked her That every single
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: thing she went for, she got.
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: That's amazing.
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: And she's a good, smart person. She deserves it. But
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: I'm just like, it is kind of interesting. But it's
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: just two different worlds. Yeah. Yes.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:18:45Speaker 3: That's so great. Well, I'm so glad you came in. Everybody,
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: tell everybody where they can find you. can... I have
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: your Instagram up here, but it's Amanda McCants, C-A-N-T-S, McCants.
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: And follow her. She's super funny.
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: Instagram, TikTok, YouTube.
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: That's it right now.
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: Juicy scoop.
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: Juicy scoop now. It's going to be the thing... No,
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: but I really enjoy it. I love your videos, and
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: you're gorgeous to look at. Thank you.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me.
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: It was great. Bye.
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: Bye.
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