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COLD CUTS: The Big Score · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Monday evening. Now, fellas you were a call on
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  Speaker 2: the Friday, I was telling the telling you that I
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  Speaker 2: had my wife's staff do to go to.
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  Speaker 3: My Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: Now, first and foremost, I don't like going to parties.
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  Speaker 3: Cool so cool man, what a party? Rock and roll man?
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  Speaker 4: You encapsulate the Hodaky vibe.
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  Speaker 2: But this was a double whammy because not only was
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  Speaker 2: it the staff work do for my wife, it was
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  Speaker 2: also dress up.
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  Speaker 5: Can I say that in this day and age it
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  Speaker 5: is unacceptable to have a dress up party?
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  Speaker 3: Come on as a work do?
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  Speaker 5: To me, it's I was asking a lot of people
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  Speaker 5: to even want to go in the first place, let
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  Speaker 5: alone up like a goose. I mean, if you what
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  Speaker 5: are we in your late thirties, fifties, sixties?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, come on, man, are so boring?
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  Speaker 6: And also you only dress up as a goose if
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  Speaker 6: the theme is birds goose.
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  Speaker 3: Now my wife, of course, because she loves the dress up.
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  Speaker 6: Well, heaps people do, yeah, carry on? She went as
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  Speaker 6: Billie Eilish, Billie Eilish. Yes, she looked good.
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  Speaker 3: She looked great.
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  Speaker 4: So did she be like a big beggy sweater or something.
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  Speaker 2: She wore all green, cool green, sort of no bright,
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  Speaker 2: sort of neon green.
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  Speaker 4: She looked rock and roll man green like here as well.
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  Speaker 3: No, just a green beanie.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a particular look that she had at one
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  Speaker 2: period of her life, and she replicated it exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And I was sitting there that afternoon and going, oh God, god,
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  Speaker 3: a do I have to go and be I'm not
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  Speaker 3: dressing up.
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  Speaker 6: I remember he called me and he's just like, why
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  Speaker 6: couldn't the theme be bird shits? Yes, you know, and
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  Speaker 6: then I've got costumes for Africa. And then I said,
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  Speaker 6: you can't say that anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I would have been fine if that were the case, right,
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  Speaker 2: But in the end she said, oh, you know, it
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  Speaker 2: just just goes yourself, but don't worry about us, bigg
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  Speaker 2: And then she said, hey, I don't know, idea, why
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  Speaker 2: don't you go as rivers.
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  Speaker 6: Cuomo who is the lead cree wezer generic bloke.
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  Speaker 3: Generic bloke?
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  Speaker 2: And so I went online and I checked out, sort
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  Speaker 2: of thinking that he might be quite whacky in his
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  Speaker 2: dress sense, but He's just a normal, very average dude.
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  Speaker 5: He's sort of he's sort of up your alli in
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  Speaker 5: the sense I think he might wear a blazer with
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  Speaker 5: a T shirt underneath it. And he's got the thick
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  Speaker 5: black glasses that he wears Buddy Holly sort of.
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  Speaker 3: He looks like on Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: And so I was like, my god, that's a genius
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  Speaker 2: idea because essentially I could wear whatever I.
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  Speaker 3: Was gonna wear. Anyways, I had those black glasses.
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  Speaker 2: I put on my my Wilson's cat there and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, boom, sweat, I'm done.
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  Speaker 4: You vaped so much you would have also been wheezing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 3: Wheezing all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: And we arrived true story and that everyone was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: to my wife, you look amazing, you know, blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 2: who are you jays? And I was like Rivers Cuomo
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  Speaker 2: and I could tell by the lock on their eyes.
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  Speaker 3: They had no idea who he was. So it was
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  Speaker 3: the perfect ruse because when they're in that.
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  Speaker 2: Situation, they can't go you don't look anything like Rivers Cuomo.
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  Speaker 3: He looks no one knows what he looks like. It
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  Speaker 3: was genius.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you could have put some effordt and
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  Speaker 6: dressed up as they put the glasses on.
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  Speaker 3: But you need those to see, you know. And I
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  Speaker 3: just dressed as I normally would dress.
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  Speaker 2: It's your favorite wee like cool and kind of rocky,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite Weezer song.
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  Speaker 6: And it was just I was don't ignore me because
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  Speaker 6: you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know your songs. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm terrible titles see them every single day, I know,
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  Speaker 2: but I can't pick up the trouble.
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  Speaker 4: You need to go to one right now.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarkey.
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  Speaker 2: T Rex here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show, This
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  Speaker 2: Cheesday Evening Fellows. So I didn't tell you that they
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  Speaker 2: had a very precarious situation when I was filming today.
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  Speaker 2: I arrived and there's there were no car parks show,
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  Speaker 2: no car parks whatsoever. And I was Effan and Jeff
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  Speaker 2: and as you can imagine, don't you have a driver?
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  Speaker 3: Well you could have a driver, but no.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you have a park?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not that big a star, easy, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I just have to park on the street like the
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  Speaker 2: rest of the film man, which, to be honest, I'm
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  Speaker 2: pretty filthy about.
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  Speaker 7: It's an insult for a man of your elk, your stature.
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  Speaker 2: I would have thought so, Mogi. So anywhow, I went
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  Speaker 2: up to the first a D or the third a D.
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  Speaker 2: The third assistant director who sort of runs the show.
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  Speaker 5: The first assistant director keysy you'll find on set, and
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  Speaker 5: they are sort of out the crew and they get
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  Speaker 5: everybody organized to make sure things are run on time.
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  Speaker 5: The second idea is, obviously it sits in the caravan
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  Speaker 5: and sort of generally works on call sheets for the
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  Speaker 5: next day and people's times that they work and all
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  Speaker 5: that sort of thing. And a third AD will organize
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  Speaker 5: all the cast and everybody that arrives on seat and
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  Speaker 5: makes them get on seat on time.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay that was bang on, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, So I had to park up on the actual
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  Speaker 2: set and I went up to the third a D.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, I can't find a park anywhere, and
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  Speaker 2: she said, I don't worry about it, go and park
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  Speaker 2: in the.
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  Speaker 3: Crew car park. And I went, where's the crew park
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  Speaker 3: car park? You fuman already? Now, I was human, I've
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  Speaker 3: been here anyway. She showed me where.
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  Speaker 2: It was, and she said, there is actually one car
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  Speaker 2: park there so you can use that and h G
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  Speaker 2: and so I pull up and it's this very narrow
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  Speaker 2: lane with this very narrow car park, very tight car park.
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  Speaker 2: But even worse than that, there were about thirty crew
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  Speaker 2: members just sitting around outside, right next to the car park.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if you guys know this, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not known for my parallel party.
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  Speaker 4: Parallel, it was a parallel part.
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  Speaker 2: And it was as like, I'm not exaggerating to say
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  Speaker 2: that probably there was a centimeter either end.
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  Speaker 7: The ships right now, I know we're hitting into something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a cinameter either end.
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  Speaker 2: There were thirty dudes drinking their morning coffee in their
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  Speaker 2: open palms.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, tough guys. They're swinging chains, Yeah, they're swinging change.
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  Speaker 2: They had their legs spread a kembo, their big bulloss.
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  Speaker 3: Hanging out and I went, oh no, but they were.
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  Speaker 2: Wearing shorts, got big balls, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be right. You know, I'm infan and Jeff and
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  Speaker 2: now I have to squeeze into the tightest car park ever.
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  Speaker 2: And I've never i haven't had to parallel park under
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  Speaker 2: pressure for many many years.
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  Speaker 7: Well actually since we were in a competition the Big
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  Speaker 7: Show did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was terrible. But my defense, I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: see over the desk.
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  Speaker 6: That's right, and you backed into the cones and so
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  Speaker 6: how'd you go?
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  Speaker 3: I nailed it? Yeah, just one movement, right what.
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  Speaker 2: Cinameter the side, and so much so that the crew
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  Speaker 2: with massive balls stood up and applaud wohanks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Is this a case of you just been the man
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  Speaker 5: at something and even though you haven't done it for years,
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  Speaker 5: a still still turns out somehow that you're the best
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  Speaker 5: at it.
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  Speaker 3: Forty j best.
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  Speaker 4: In the world, ain't number one?
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  Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
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  Speaker 2: Archy Queens of the Stone Age. There on the Radio
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  Speaker 2: Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, ten minutes to six o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Fellers, Mogi's just got himself in your bicycle.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's the ten speed. What is it healing? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's a healing Yeah. We've just had a little bit
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  Speaker 5: of research on it. It turns out that my bike
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  Speaker 5: that I've got a healing ten speed, and then people
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  Speaker 5: of the era will remember it's from nineteen seventy eight.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: So it's forty seven years old. I'm only two years
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  Speaker 5: older than it, and I don't know which of us
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  Speaker 5: is in worse nick, but a New Zealand made bike,
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  Speaker 5: as it turns out made and Tony and I just thought,
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  Speaker 5: geez man, I'm loving it so much, but we should
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  Speaker 5: be starting a bicycle gang.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, if you don't mind, Fellows.
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  Speaker 6: What I was trying to play is the egg chat music,
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  Speaker 6: just because I feel like, if we're gonna have a bicycle.
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  Speaker 3: Gang chat with the fellas.
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  Speaker 6: And we're asking for you know, gang names, advice for
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  Speaker 6: what bike Jase should purchase to be part of the gang,
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  Speaker 6: particularly like that one.
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  Speaker 4: A chopper with a t shifter.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, I remember choppers.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so they would have the banana seat, the epe hangers, yes, handlebars,
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  Speaker 6: and a massive sissy bar.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Man, so that means I could ride bitch if anything happened.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nice, a sissy bar.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon, you should get a sissy bar.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds good to me. Jase needs a.
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  Speaker 6: Little tricycle with tassels on the handlebars, a clown horn,
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  Speaker 6: and a tray in the back for his lunch.
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  Speaker 7: Jase doesn't eat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just have two crackers.
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  Speaker 3: In there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But also I don't know, like a little tricycle part
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  Speaker 6: of a bike, it's not intimidating.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A rally twenty, yes, yeah, the old bike I remember those. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I remember my mum had a Rally twenty and she
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  Speaker 6: used to because I got into making low rider bicycles
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  Speaker 6: when I was a teenager. Yeah, my mum used to
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  Speaker 6: always bang on about a rally twenty back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Man, they're hugely popular bike names for the gang. The
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  Speaker 5: dirty Skid Bandits, The dirty skid Bandits, that's what it
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  Speaker 5: says here. They must be playing on two stroke because
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  Speaker 5: you've got skids, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: And because when when we turn up as a bicycle
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  Speaker 2: gang we come to a skidding holt.
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  Speaker 7: Be careful those safety first.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd rather it just stop. Sensibly.
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  Speaker 4: What about Bell's Angels and we could each have a
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  Speaker 4: bell that we were ringing.
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  Speaker 6: Is like, hey, we're coming up behind you there to
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  Speaker 6: just move over Bell's Angels.
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  Speaker 5: This one's quite long, but I think it's only going
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  Speaker 5: to the three grown tweats and the bike lane.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like that.
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  Speaker 6: That's cool, you know, it makes us sound cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: grown twat if pugs comes on on board, which is
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  Speaker 6: pretty keen. We could ride around with our shirts off
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  Speaker 6: and we could be called the four Skins. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: the four Skins Bike Club.
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  Speaker 2: But I only have any of pugs as wacky tats though.
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  Speaker 6: That's all right, man, we can get you some, okay.
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  Speaker 6: Would you be open to a segway?
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  Speaker 3: Jason? What's the one of those things are?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 3: They're not good for my ankles?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, you don't know what a segway is.
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  Speaker 3: I do know what a segway is. Yes, you know
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  Speaker 3: who was.
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  Speaker 4: Really good on a segway?
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  Speaker 3: Who's that? Cobain?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: Hell man, damn.
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  Speaker 1: It have been a great segue the whole actually big
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  Speaker 1: show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in week days
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  Speaker 1: at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Black Sabbath there on the radio Racism Alert, racism.
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  Speaker 2: Alert, sorry, Black Sabbath there on the Radio Hodarchy. Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Thursday evening. We've got breaking news.
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  Speaker 3: This is breaking news, fellas.
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  Speaker 7: Did you hear about this huge bloody win this week?
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  Speaker 3: Huge win?
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  Speaker 6: It was huge, fifty five mil Lotto eighteen among three people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that one was big as well, but this
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  Speaker 5: one's even bigger. Really police have scored one point five
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  Speaker 5: million siggish and half a million dollars in cash.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Now I put it to you.
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  Speaker 5: Jays and Kezy that the value of this is an
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  Speaker 5: excess of fifty five million dollars. Like I would rather
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  Speaker 5: have one point five million darts and half a million
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  Speaker 5: cash than fifty five mil.
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  Speaker 3: Agreed.
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  Speaker 6: But Rick, I'm just reading the article here it says
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  Speaker 6: worth two point two million dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but Siggi's you see. Ah Yeah for me, that's
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  Speaker 5: got sentimental value. I can't put a price on the
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  Speaker 5: value I hold a CIGI.
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  Speaker 2: Totally, man, totally. It's like a treasure, like as to
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  Speaker 2: literally a room stack to the gunnales. Yeah, with siggis,
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  Speaker 2: just pop up in the door, just slide one out,
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  Speaker 2: close the door again and set out in the balcony
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  Speaker 2: there and have a darry.
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  Speaker 4: That set up would last year a week.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon it would get how many did you say?
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  Speaker 3: Five million?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Year?
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  Speaker 4: No year?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: A year?
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  Speaker 7: You think it would last you for one year?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm trying to do the maths on that, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't um what is that? It's probably ukay so
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  Speaker 4: one five.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like going to be about maybe seven hundred
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  Speaker 5: twenty three.
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  Speaker 6: You would have to eight four thy two hundred and
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  Speaker 6: thirteen cigarettes a day.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, wow, I reckon I could do it.
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  Speaker 4: Really, they're not sleep obviously that.
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  Speaker 6: Means divided by twenty four you'd have to smoke one
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  Speaker 6: hundred and seventy five cigarettes an hour.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah wow, done that before.
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  Speaker 6: Which means you'll have to smoke three cigarettes per second.
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  Speaker 3: Well you just you just triple punch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's it equates to seventy five thousand
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  Speaker 5: packs of darts, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, so that's that's a significant amount. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't think you could do it in a year, Jason.
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  Speaker 7: You'd have a bloody good door drawing, that wouldn't. You're
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  Speaker 7: in there door bloody oto.
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  Speaker 6: And also just quickly they didn't score it, they busted it, right,
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  Speaker 6: so that's.
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  Speaker 5: Now so they get to keep it. There's the beauty
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  Speaker 5: of finders keepers. Like if you are in to find
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  Speaker 5: as keepers, you want to be a cop because you
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  Speaker 5: get to find as keepers left right, Oh, I thought
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  Speaker 5: it went away to evidence destroy Because so poorly paid,
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  Speaker 5: they get to keep whatever they want.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I might popping there on my way home. See
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  Speaker 2: if I can score a pack. Yes, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean to the coppers shot the police shop, the
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  Speaker 2: cop shop.
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  Speaker 4: Or do they sell them at the shop.
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  Speaker 7: Then they sell them, Yeah, you give them away, just
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  Speaker 7: give them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You go to a cop shop and you can buy
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  Speaker 6: stuff that they've taken off people and pounded CAUs Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Dope like a drink.
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  Speaker 1: No, The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: Hadarky