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- 0:00Speaker 1: Christmas in Cactus Center, Women's scarce in Cactus Center, and
- 0:06Speaker 1: there ain't no bargain stores for to start them Monday
- 0:10Speaker 1: rushes that break down the stoutest doors. But we had
- 0:15Speaker 1: some Christmas shopping that the town ain't over yet, just
- 0:19Speaker 1: because of one small woman and a drug store toilet set.
- 0:26Speaker 1: She was Cactus Center's teacher, and she hadn't left the
- 0:29Speaker 1: stage for she had the boys plum locoed. And I
- 0:34Speaker 1: don't bar youth nor age. She was cute and smart
- 0:38Speaker 1: and pretty, and she might have been here yet if
- 0:42Speaker 1: it hadn't been for Dawson and his drug store toilet set.
- 0:48Speaker 1: It was old and scratched and speckled for twas in
- 0:53Speaker 1: his case for years. But old Dawson, sharp and clever,
- 0:58Speaker 1: put a whisper in our ears load. He'd sell that
- 1:03Speaker 1: set at auction, and he says, now, boys, you bet
- 1:09Speaker 1: this'll make a hit with teacher. This here swell new
- 1:13Speaker 1: toilet set. Well, the bidden started lively, and it got
- 1:18Speaker 1: to gettin hot for every mind in Cactus On. That
- 1:23Speaker 1: single thing was sought. Pretty soon. I'd staked my saddle
- 1:29Speaker 1: worth two hundred dollars net just to own for one
- 1:34Speaker 1: short second that blamed drug store toilet set. It was
- 1:40Speaker 1: then begun the shootin' No one seems to know just how,
- 1:46Speaker 1: and twas lack of ammunition that at last broke up
- 1:50Speaker 1: the row and thirteen of us was herded. But the
- 1:55Speaker 1: worst blow that we met was in finding that some
- 1:59Speaker 1: bullets had gone through that toilet set. But we plugged
- 2:04Speaker 1: the punctures in it, and we plugged the wounded two
- 2:09Speaker 1: and agreed we'd arbitrate it and the bunch see it through.
- 2:14Speaker 1: So we sent a gift committee, but they came back
- 2:18Speaker 1: sore yet for the teacher fluttered eastward. So we have
- 2:23Speaker 1: that toilet set