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Bonus IMPROV - The Other Three Seasons, I'm Just Not Going To Do Them · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends bonus improv do you mean it bonus i sure do wow joe can we please
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  get a suggestion sure can your suggestion is seasoned seasoned i like that as a descriptor
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  for like someone who's been around been around the block and they're seasoned oh yeah like a
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  seasoned hooker yeah exactly that's what i was thinking um yeah you know just in general i think
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  that's a good euphemism yeah yeah you're seasoned yeah i don't okay okay when you say seasoned
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  what do you think that means what do you think what definition
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  what definition of season do you think they're using because up until this very moment i thought
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  it was like paprika and stuff well like they're well flavored but season is also time they've
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  been through many seasons it's a seasoned veteran uh yeah season of time see i okay so i was thinking
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  of kind of a mixture of those things you know how like when you use cast iron a lot yeah the more
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  you use it the more seasoned it becomes yeah and you're using it over seasons yes whoa yeah this
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  word is layers it is a good word we need to put this word in our our if we have a dictionary okay
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  A very fine dictionary where we only put words we like, that one goes in there.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  We'll make it.
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  I sure it available for sale by now Yeah Yeah Uh there only one word in it Jesus We only like one word
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  It's not our fault.
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  The other words need to step up.
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  Yeah.
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  They're not doing their part.
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  I agree.
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  Random House, if you're listening, and we know you are.
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  First of all, be specific, Random House.
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  Stop being random.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I told them.
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  Yeah.
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  that's my email to them dear random house yeah yeah yeah the last one was in all caps
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  sincerely anonymous but it has my isp in it um i've got good ideas for commercials for you
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  let's get you back in the game and now improv
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  Honey, I want to admit something to you.
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  Tell me anything and you know that.
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  I don't like that I'm aging.
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  I don't like that at all.
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  And I think I've figured out a way to stop the aging process.
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  Oh, thank God.
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  Oh, so you were thinking it too.
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  I was going to love you forever no matter what,
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  But I'm 26 years old now.
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  That's...
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  Going on 50.
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  I know.
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  I know.
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  But you said you think you found a way.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  So I'm only going to experience summertime.
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  That's it.
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  Just summers.
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  What?
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  The other three seasons, I'm just not going to do them.
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  Huh?
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  Say what?
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  Say what?
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  Yeah.
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  I'm just not going to do them.
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  How?
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  Well, I'm sure science is pretty close to some kind of a thing for this.
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  I just going to just I going to be like a bear or something I going to hibernate I only doing summer And then that way when everyone else is getting real seasoned going through all four seasons of the year the terrible winters
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  that are horrible on your skin, the fall and the sweaters and the wool, not me. I only experience
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  summertime. And so I will be only one fourth as old as other people that experience all four
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  seasons. I'm trying to find a hole
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  in this plan. There's no flaw. I can't find it.
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  I know. One of the benefits of being
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  as old as I am is the wisdom. The wisdom.
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  Yeah. So, will you be
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  sleeping this whole time? Sorry, I'm stupid. I'm just
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  trying to catch up. No, no, no. That's okay. I know you haven't
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  done the research like I have. Yeah.
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  Yes, it'll be like a deep, like,
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  coma sensation. How will
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  you get into the coma? Science.
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  Of course.
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  God, I'm stupid. It's okay.
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  It's alright. You don't know. It's not everybody knows
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  about science. I just know these things.
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  It's because of the wisdom.
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  You're right.
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  You're right.
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  I should have paid more attention.
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  Okay.
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  Well, you're only 25.
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  You'll get there.
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  I know.
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  Still wet behind the ears.
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  Oh.
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  That's because you live in spring, which is the wet season.
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  But I'm going to miss you.
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  That's the thing.
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  I'm going to miss you.
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  I know, honey, but I'm sorry.
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  I have to do this.
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  Can I come too?
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  No, you're aging like a fine wine.
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  You're not like me.
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  You're lucky.
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  You're a man
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  You're right, and then if I go into the coma with you
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  My wine self will take longer to age
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  Exactly
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  And wine is better old
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  And then I'm going to have to wait for you to be 80
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  To get the strong salt and pepper type that you'd normally be when you're 40
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  And that's not why I married you
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  I know, you married me to give me the strong salt and pepper type
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  Yes
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  When you're 40
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  Okay, I support you in this
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  and I just
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  we're getting real close to fall
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  so
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  I gotta do this real quick before before you go Yeah Kiss me I gonna miss this
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  You'll be fine.
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  Let me play with your hair.
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  Oh, it's so soft.
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  You'll be okay.
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  You'll be alright.
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  Hold on.
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  I want to put my finger on your lips like a shh.
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  Let me do it.
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  My baby.
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  okay well I have an appointment with science gotta go
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  cut to nine months later
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  oh I feel so refreshed who are you what who is this it's me it's it's your honey
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  Oh, I went gay
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  What? No, no, no, I wasn't
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  I hibernate for nine months and you go gay?
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  I couldn't go to other women, I love you too much
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  Wait, before I go
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  Wait, you're leaving?
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  I have to go be gay
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  no no
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  stay here be straight
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  be straight with me
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  please
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  I'm trying to be straight with you
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  I'm good as
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  go on
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  god that was sassy wordplay
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  you really are gay
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  wait before you go
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  what
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  I'm gonna blow you a kiss
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  no
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  bye bitch
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  no
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  scene
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  We'll see you next week.