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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MIN: The Woody Show May 21st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, two things quickly, I know it came up here briefly.
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  Speaker 2: Have you heard of ball maxing? I'm asking the audience
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  Speaker 2: ball maxing? Ball max I have heard. Look where people
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  Speaker 2: are going to what you were talking about. You were
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  Speaker 2: talking about how people are taking right, this is ball maxing, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and it's to enhance your your bag. So dudes are
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  Speaker 2: taking this bigger is better approach and getting saline or
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  Speaker 2: these other injections into their balls. This, I have heard
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  Speaker 2: to make them ball maxing. Yeah, I didn't know had
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  Speaker 2: that name though. Yeah. Uh it says uh managed to grow.
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  Speaker 2: They're going ads to the size of grapefruits. Nobody wise
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  Speaker 2: who ended up sporting these mongo nads say the increase
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  Speaker 2: size makes them feel more masculine and confident, and even
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  Speaker 2: say women in their lives prefer bigger ball. No, like
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  Speaker 2: big balls, like a big set of balls, like not
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  Speaker 2: in theory, like oh man, this guy's got balls of steel, like,
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  Speaker 2: but me physically be like big.
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  Speaker 3: Balls grapefruit No, but I will say it is more masculine,
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  Speaker 3: so it's like manlier.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I don't know. I dated Sidy with big balls,
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  Speaker 4: and I wasn't a fan, Well, I wish they were
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  Speaker 4: more half packed.
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  Speaker 2: Well, see, here's the thing. The guys you see like
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  Speaker 2: sometimes you're like, oh man, that bag is so small
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  Speaker 2: in the porno or whatever it is because the hog
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  Speaker 2: is so big, so it's probably an average sized bag.
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  Speaker 2: But like you look in proportion to it, it almost
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  Speaker 2: looks like the bag is as wide as the shaft.
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  Speaker 2: You go, damn, right, now that's the that's the offset.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, wow, you got this monster shaft. Cool. I'll
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  Speaker 2: have smaller than balls, but I think otherwise, if you
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  Speaker 2: have average penis, I would rather have giant balls.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, if you're stuck.
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  Speaker 4: If you're stuck with average, but you look like a
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  Speaker 4: great dane, I think it.
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  Speaker 1: Works both ways. Like you said, massive hog makes that
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  Speaker 1: look smaller, right, small hog with big balls makes the
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  Speaker 1: hog look even small.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Well, I'm so bad at explaining my position. If
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  Speaker 2: you have an average size sorry, if you have an
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  Speaker 2: average size wiener and you're stuck with that, right, you
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  Speaker 2: don't want an advertised wiener. And then if it's if
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  Speaker 2: it's already average. So we're not talking like what do
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  Speaker 2: they say average five five quarter five?
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  Speaker 1: Three?
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  Speaker 2: Let's say five just to make the Matthews five. That's
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  Speaker 2: not great. But in order to make five look big,
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  Speaker 2: your ball's got to be super tiny. So now you
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  Speaker 2: have average Wiener and super tiny balls. Yeah, no, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather have I'd rather have bigger balls because I'd
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  Speaker 2: rather have something going for me than small balls and
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  Speaker 2: average Wiener.
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  Speaker 4: Besides, Moregan, nobody wants big balls, right, that's not.
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  Speaker 2: Something that's going for you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want that big Yeah, you want them, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Be a man well in a perfect world, Gina that
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  Speaker 1: wants no.
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  Speaker 4: Balls, no balls, well for me personally, yeah, because I
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  Speaker 4: have severe penis envy. I would love to have one,
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  Speaker 4: but I do not want balls.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I thought you meant like you want a guy
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  Speaker 2: with no ball.
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  Speaker 4: No, But like if I was gonna like have a
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  Speaker 4: not not if I was gonna have a sex change.
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  Speaker 4: If I was, if I woke up and I was
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  Speaker 4: a dude day swing it around, I would have so
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  Speaker 4: much fun with it. But I don't want balls because
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  Speaker 4: what if he woke up?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you're you're assuming you wake up and you
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  Speaker 2: have a giant penis. Like what if you wake up
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  Speaker 2: and you have an average penis? That's fine, Yeah, would
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  Speaker 2: be so fun swinging around that much.
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  Speaker 4: Like those Beanie worthy birds.
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  Speaker 2: Ye, with an average I'm not sure that's but.
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  Speaker 4: It would be fun to have. I just don't want
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  Speaker 4: anything sticking to my leg.
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  Speaker 5: Do you ever see the the nads that are like
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  Speaker 5: way high on the shaft for some reason, So the
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  Speaker 5: shaft behind.
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  Speaker 2: Because I think it's I think it's because the penis
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  Speaker 2: is so big, and then when it gets in uh engorged,
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  Speaker 2: it starts dragging the balls with it like weird. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: the penis grows like because it's a certain point, right,
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  Speaker 2: but then when it grows, it's like dragging the balls.
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  Speaker 6: There's like shaft behind it.
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  Speaker 1: Being under it's kind of like next to it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's side by side like an offset teeter totter. No,
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  Speaker 2: where are you?
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  Speaker 4: Where are you looking these up?
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  Speaker 1: I mean just look around? Look around?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, guys, just look around the other everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Well, if you lived in San Francisco most of your life,
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna see naked men constantly.
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  Speaker 2: Just walking around. Is that why you're so obsessed with wieners?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: No, product of your environment? Yeah maybe I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I just I mean, greg, you can agree, right, we
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  Speaker 5: lived in the same city.
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  Speaker 2: With this fall, maxic Na, people walking around, the guy
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  Speaker 2: with the walking stick, you guys, Sam, He's got to
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  Speaker 2: sign up, all right? So just to wrap this up, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: any procedure like this comes to the risk of various
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  Speaker 2: side effects. These risks include, but are not limited to,
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  Speaker 2: the possibilities of infection, abscesses, blood flow issues, effects on
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  Speaker 2: testicular function, sepsist tissue death.
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  Speaker 1: Worth it?
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  Speaker 2: But isn't it having super nuts worth it?
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  Speaker 1: Worth?
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  Speaker 4: Max Nutts?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Max balls on that.
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  Speaker 1: Max.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, Now I feel like an idiot asking me all
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  Speaker 4: these questions.
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  Speaker 1: Is not there?
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  Speaker 2: Greg minis, Gina, Gret Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And I saw your post about your good news. Everybody
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  Speaker 2: loves good news. Everybody says we need more good news.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll be honest, I saw it. I was like, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: I know I did not. I did not see that.
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  Speaker 1: Coming me neither.
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  Speaker 3: I really didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready no clue?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I got an email yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm approved to.
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  Speaker 3: Go to the White House.
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  Speaker 7: Fight wha.
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  Speaker 2: UFC is doing that at the White House? She got
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  Speaker 2: to prove for media credentials America?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe America.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I don't think I actually get tickets on the
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  Speaker 3: South Lawn. I didn't post the whole email obviously, I
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  Speaker 3: get all the press stuff. But then they said, if
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  Speaker 3: you're approoved for the South Lawn, you'll get an additional email.
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  Speaker 4: But you're going, I mean, I I'll figure it out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: gotta amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: Well you life is crazy right now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She seems to be kind of bouncing around a little.
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  Speaker 1: I like the because right before your fight, your mood was.
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  Speaker 2: Because she was on edge about right, understandable. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: was on edge.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't eating, so sorry, I was a.
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  Speaker 2: Little extra bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Then you weren't biting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, life is just weird. I'm just a lot
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  Speaker 3: of things are happening right now.
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  Speaker 2: So in the press, credential and then what the dude
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  Speaker 2: is slipped into the d M. Yeah, anything else?
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  Speaker 1: Any update?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, what else?
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  Speaker 3: My parents?
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  Speaker 2: That's been a thing I'm saying. Is there any like
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  Speaker 2: like new exciting news, like yes, are things going on?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, things are happening. I don't I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to say too much yet, but something very soon I
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  Speaker 3: will be going out of town.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, oh wait is this the DM thing. Yeah, okay, no,
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  Speaker 2: so besides the DM thing, we got that like anything
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  Speaker 2: else in your life, you said, there was so much happening.
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  Speaker 3: So like I said, like, my parents are awesome. They're
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  Speaker 3: healthy right now because my mom was going through some stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Dogs alive and he's old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I have my own place to myself again. That has
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  Speaker 3: just made life so much better. So I mean, everything
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  Speaker 3: is that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: You're coming up Roses.
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  Speaker 4: Congrats Morgie.
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  Speaker 2: You got her press credential for UFC.
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  Speaker 3: I was not expecting to get approved for that.
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  Speaker 2: So well you got to figure out this is there's
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  Speaker 2: it's heavily re quest it.
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  Speaker 5: But man, when you take a tour and you get
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  Speaker 5: to go into Dana's White Dana White's office, yeah, you
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  Speaker 5: know you can know a little people.
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  Speaker 6: Your network is your net worth?
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  Speaker 1: Is there some sort of paperwork that you have to
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  Speaker 1: fill out or is.
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  Speaker 4: It the play did a background check?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I thought about that they probably did,
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  Speaker 3: so shout out to me passing that we have a
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  Speaker 3: portal that medics and I can get onto that you
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  Speaker 3: can requesting.
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  Speaker 2: My boy Andy Furcell is going to the fight, but
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  Speaker 2: he's going as a guest of Dana Whites. Imagine that
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  Speaker 2: that seats pretty good. But those tickets are like a
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  Speaker 2: like one point five million dollars. Yeah, totally do.
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  Speaker 3: But they're giving a lot away to veterans as well,
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  Speaker 3: so I think there's not many tickets for actuals.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying. It's a it's a very
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  Speaker 2: in demand ticket for sure, just in general. So I
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  Speaker 2: can imagine like the press coverage. Of course, because you're
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  Speaker 2: having something on the property, the White House property on
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  Speaker 2: the lawn.
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  Speaker 4: I'm assuming you don't get a plus one.
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  Speaker 3: My plus one might be there, So.
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  Speaker 4: It's okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good, Okay, that's great.
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  Speaker 4: Congrats than.
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  Speaker 2: It was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: What do don't you have some good news? I feel
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  Speaker 4: like you have some good news, even though I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if you're being quiet about it or not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not being no, I'm not being quite about it.
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  Speaker 2: So I passed my my written exam for my instrument
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  Speaker 2: rating for flying. No, that's that's the one step the
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  Speaker 2: White House to do it. That's one step of a process.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm very you know, deep into the whole process,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna have this whole thing wrapped up. I
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  Speaker 2: have they call it your check ride, which is like
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  Speaker 2: the your actual driver's test when you go to get
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  Speaker 2: your license with the you know examiner. But I have
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  Speaker 2: my pilot's license. Yeah, so I am a licensed pilot.
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  Speaker 2: But now to get your instrument rating, which means that
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  Speaker 2: you fly just by instruments, so you can take off
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  Speaker 2: when you know. People who have what I have right
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  Speaker 2: now can't because you have to have certain visual.
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  Speaker 4: Like if it's cloudy, they might correct.
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  Speaker 2: But you can't fly through clouds. You have to steer
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  Speaker 2: clear of clouds by a certain amount of you know,
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  Speaker 2: distance or whatever. But this is it's like I don't
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  Speaker 2: need to be able to see outside of the airplane
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  Speaker 2: at all. I can just fly to where I'm going
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  Speaker 2: just using the instruments. Yeah, you fly, you're flying blindfold?
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  Speaker 2: Pilots do that, No, because they're they're visual like visual
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  Speaker 2: flight rules.
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  Speaker 6: So no, I like talking commercial.
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  Speaker 2: Oh commercial, All commercial flights are operated on an instrument
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  Speaker 2: flight plan and they fly, yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: that is true.
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  Speaker 4: So how long did the test take?
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  Speaker 2: The test itself? Yeah, the written test, Uh, I'd spent
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  Speaker 2: about an hour and forty minutes on it. Because I
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  Speaker 2: went through I did I'm a bad test taker just
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  Speaker 2: in general, because I would I would take too much
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  Speaker 2: time on each question. And so so what I did
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  Speaker 2: is I would go through and if a question was automatically,
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  Speaker 2: I go, yep, that okay, done, recognize because I did
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  Speaker 2: a ton of practice tests and you know, obviously studied
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  Speaker 2: a lot, but went through all the all the stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and on the ones I definitely click next next ones
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  Speaker 2: that kind of gave me like, all right, make between
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  Speaker 2: these two. I'm not sure it's because it's three quite
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  Speaker 2: three answers possible answers. If I was not completely sure
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  Speaker 2: there could be one of this one and this one,
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  Speaker 2: I would bookmarkt and come back to it. So I
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  Speaker 2: went through the entire sixty five question thing and then
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  Speaker 2: would go back smart and you know, do it that way.
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  Speaker 4: But was it scantron.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not a computer, you know, your driver's test
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing. It's not it's not touch screen. It's
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  Speaker 2: the government guys. So yeah, but yeah, so this is
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  Speaker 2: just one step of a few things that you need
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  Speaker 2: to do. You got to you got to pass the
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  Speaker 2: written so that way you can go do the actual
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  Speaker 2: practical exam with the FA examiner. And that is coming
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  Speaker 2: up in about three weeks I think, in fact, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's three weeks from today.
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  Speaker 4: But the way you've gotten done with that, the way
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  Speaker 4: you've gone from I think I'd like to try this
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  Speaker 4: to just just demolish all of these goals is very inspiring.
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  Speaker 2: So I've wracked up about three hundred and thirty flight
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  Speaker 2: hours in a little more than a year in total
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  Speaker 2: until which is insane the average you know, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know they, but I'm not the average. I've done
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  Speaker 2: so much more. Short of people who went into they
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  Speaker 2: took they approached like college, because some people just want
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  Speaker 2: to get into aviation. They want to be they want
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  Speaker 2: to be a pilot for Southwest or whatever. So they
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  Speaker 2: will go and they'll enter a school where that's their
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  Speaker 2: full time school. They go there every day, they're flying
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  Speaker 2: the time they're doing because they got to get to
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  Speaker 2: a certain number of hours before they can even apply
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  Speaker 2: for their commercial rating and blah blah blah blah blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah. So yeah, it's a it's a whole thing
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  Speaker 2: that's exciting. Yeah, it's cool. One step, we're not we're
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  Speaker 2: not there yet. Still have a lot more studying and
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  Speaker 2: preparation it'll be cool. Good news, guys, good news. But man,
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  Speaker 2: studying sucks even it's something that you're interested in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: going through like practice example on the day, tell me
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 4: Finishing college in my forties.
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  Speaker 2: And the instrument stuff is all it's all technical stuff,
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  Speaker 2: like theory. It's technical. It's a difference between cooking and bake.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: We're baking is like precision.
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  Speaker 4: It's chemistry. I eat it.
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  Speaker 2: The show's Welcome to guests to the Woodies Show studio.
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  Speaker 2: First and foremost, we're gonna start with the Pride of Pakloima.
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  Speaker 2: He's the senior vice president and mansion partner of Club
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  Speaker 2: Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen. DJ. Tim Martina.
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  Speaker 7: Woody Show Guys.
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  Speaker 2: Also in the studio, our friend, the sports guy, Jeff
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  Speaker 2: g Okay, all right, so yeah, so Jeff, Jeff and
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  Speaker 2: I were talking because I guess you and Tim were
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: catching up on some business stuff. Yes, Chris and we
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  Speaker 2: got into this conversation Tim about like just what a
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: great guy you are and how funny you are. Sweeny
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  Speaker 2: and we were talking about we were we were talking
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: about the segment here on the show for Up in
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  Speaker 2: the Club, and we realized that we talked you. We
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  Speaker 2: talked to you a lot about you know, getting it,
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: getting your take. Hey, like tell us about the Dodgers, akry,
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  Speaker 2: what's going on? Like, uh, you know you have a
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  Speaker 2: daughter and she's dating now blah blah blah blah blah
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: blah blah. Yeah, and you give us your take. He
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  Speaker 2: is like like an elder statesman, you know, he's uncle Tim,
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  Speaker 2: to which Jeff said, no, no, no, dog, No, it's
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: so Jeff and I started talking and we're like, you
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  Speaker 2: know what, this is the new part one of two
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  Speaker 2: segments with Tim. Oh, that's right, it's t O Tim.
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  Speaker 2: And then we go up on the clerk. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, So Jeff has some questions there, there's there's
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  Speaker 2: a there's a method to this. Okay, Jeff has some questions,
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  Speaker 2: and then we're gonna see what what Tim thinks. This
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  Speaker 2: could be really kind of a learning experience, bridging cultures,
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  Speaker 2: bridging cultures, you see.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so Jeff has the questions, and then on
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  Speaker 2: a couple of these today, we're gonna take a guest
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  Speaker 2: first and then see what Tim says. We're not guessing
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  Speaker 2: what Tim will say, just what we think the answer.
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  Speaker 2: All right, okay, okay, all right, Jeff. Question number one.
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  Speaker 6: All right, what do you think about people that put
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: lettuce on their tacos?
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  Speaker 7: Garbage?
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  Speaker 2: What I said, Jack, quote it perfectly, and I quote
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  Speaker 2: garbage I think three times just since he walked to
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  Speaker 2: the studio.
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  Speaker 8: Garbage, Like, seriously, why would you just put like crunchy
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  Speaker 8: water in your top?
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  Speaker 7: Why?
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  Speaker 2: I like that? Why do you?
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: Why do why does anybody put lettuce in any taco?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: I don't want to salad in my taco?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, make a.
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  Speaker 1: Good What about onion and radish? That's what I do?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, savoyas fine, radish is on the side, put
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  Speaker 8: some name on on it, you put some salt on it.
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: That's almost like an appetizer, you know what I'm saying. So,
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm with you, You're you're all right?
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Cilantro?
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: What goes into tago?
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: Me sauce as hot as you can get it.
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  Speaker 2: I think what you're thinking about, Gena is white people
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  Speaker 2: talk about from the grocery store.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: But from the grocery store, But you don't put cilantro.
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely yeah, garbage on lenuce?
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Uh salsa from you know, in the jar in the
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: grocery store. Mortega.
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, So this brings us to question number two, Tim uh,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: and this is where we're going to write down our guests.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: You know, not what Tim will say, what we think
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: the answer would be. Question number two Jeff Garcia.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: All right, what is the whitest food at a Mexican restaurant?
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  Speaker 7: I'm locked in? Hold on, where's my buzzer? That quick?
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Locked locked in? Okay, I got it? Uh, oh my god,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I wrote I wrote down. I wrote down my guess,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: although although I'm not I'm not positive in my answer,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: and I'll explain why. It's based on something else that
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: happens here on the radio station that I hear all
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: the time. But okay, you guys got your answers down.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Very very reluctantly, between two.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Me too, Okay, come up with one. No, you have to, yeah,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: you have to get all right? You got it?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not confident.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And if you got it, what'd you write down? I
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: went between burritos and butt burrito.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I was thinking that, but I went with Crispy Taco.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Crispy Taco.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I had take salad, but change it to chimmy chunga oh.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I wrote down guacamole. Now here's why, because it's like
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: every basic bitch goes in there for margaritas.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But the reason I thought maybe that wouldn't be
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: the right answer because we have that one like commercial
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: that runs all the time where they're clearly trying to pander,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: right exactly, I know, I'm home, Yeah, pandering commercial. Uh
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: so that yeah, so those are our guesses, Tim Martinez. Yes,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: what is the whitest food of the Mexican restaurant?
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: Great gory heartshell tacos? Yeah, no way, no way.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: White people talk like what are we doing here?
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to think like they have heart.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Shell tacos, hardhead tacos at like any like legit restaurant.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was your guys? I forgot to ask you, Jeff.
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: Top three? Top three, I would say.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Is yeah, they got that at Chili's.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: That's hearts shell. I mean, I'll even go with Sammy's
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: guess is not a bad that is? Yeah, And jeffs
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: j justus is right there too, are.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Jimmy Changa's legit? Because I thought they were not.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: They're They're fine. Oh fine, Well it's a great advatizer.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, all right.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Questions for Tim. Question number three, Tim, if a woman
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: has a tattoo on her blank, she's for the streets.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Easy, I got it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: If a woman has a tattoo on her blank, how
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: do you say it? She's for the streets, for the streets,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: She's for the streets, for the streets.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the streets.
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: Well, you know, so thank you for so thank you
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: for clarifying, because I was actually answers.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: I was going down a different road, right, I was
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: going down a different road. But so we're talking. I
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: was going like, well, I would like.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: To everybody's answer before she got to get jumped in.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like like status, you know what I'm saying. Because
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: there is a tattoo, and then there's a WHI I
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: put my answer and there's a there's a hood rat.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: That's yeah, we're talking to differently.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Let's let's let's.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Two things can be true. You can have and whole
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: I think, you know, just for the streets means basically
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: a hope.
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, that changes my answer to.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: A totally different answer.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I originally answer yeah, I'm changing mind based
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: on it's for being a hoe.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: You're so nonchalant change my answer. This is too good.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Oh I got I got mine written down, menace, go
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: for yours first.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Wellola, I'm neck tattoo and that hole it's like on
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: on our boob.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: But I wrote down neck tattoo right.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Away, menace. Yea, So my original answer was neck thinking
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: that was like you know, huh, just like you said.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: And then my part is on the boob yeund yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: sammy lower back, lower back.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I'm taking a shot with leg.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Leg like any particular like calf, thigh.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Like below the knee.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, below the knee like you guys. My first
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: answer was face, but I changed to.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Booby boob all right too, Tim, for sure, boob boob
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: But yeah, my first initial one was in between your
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: index finger and ye.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Three it off man, Yeah, maybe the come on guy, Yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: but we're going guys, what do you mean come on?
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: We're going whole route? Definitely.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: I have family members with that tattoo.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: So look, if you have a question that you would
• 21:51
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• 21:54
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• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's right, we're still doing that.
• 22:09
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• 22:11
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