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FULL SHOW: Jono's been to jail?! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This show will being podcast. Hey, that's us broad to
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  Speaker 1: you by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes that kiwis
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  Speaker 1: love fucking to the podcast on a Tuesday, already Tuesday
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  Speaker 1: this week because it was a holiday in New Zealand
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  Speaker 1: on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Does the rest of the world celebrate Do they have
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  Speaker 2: their own Labor Days?
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  Speaker 1: I think Australia does, but a different time of the year.
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  Speaker 2: I think it is it too.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it to celebrate the work to the work week's restructure?
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't it that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think so. I think there's some battler who's like, we.
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  Speaker 1: Are more than one hundred and sixty country celebrate Labor
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  Speaker 1: Day on different and May the first is off on
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  Speaker 1: the holiday you were saying. Canada, it's the first Monday
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  Speaker 1: of September, UK and Islands at the first Monday after
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  Speaker 1: May first as a holiday.
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  Speaker 2: So they go, oh, there you're going it?
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  Speaker 3: Does it celebrates the struggle for an eight hour working day?
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  Speaker 2: You're did right the omeigan.
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  Speaker 5: But couldn't Dolly Partner have sung like working eleven two three.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that works for some holidays a week, Yeah, not
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  Speaker 3: quite as nine to five.
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  Speaker 2: Uh oh, guys, I did some time in prison.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you about Well, there's a bit more
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  Speaker 3: of this story that's up first on the podcast, saying
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  Speaker 3: early on the show, I went to my son's basketball
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  Speaker 3: tournament over the weekend. Had a very very funny interaction
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  Speaker 3: with a lovely gentlemen. He's actually very friendly. He had
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  Speaker 3: tatoo's on his face and he had you know, you
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  Speaker 3: get the team's symbol on your cheek there the game
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  Speaker 3: symbol on your check. I mean, I love the hits.
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  Speaker 3: I would I would die for this game. But I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if I get the hits tatooed on my.
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  Speaker 2: Cheek, would you? Would you guys help a check?
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  Speaker 1: I'd probably get it somewhere else on your butt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So then he comes up. He's like Jore, no, mate,
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  Speaker 2: how are you? And I'm like, good mate, good, how
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  Speaker 2: are you going?
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  Speaker 3: And I could see some other parents kind of going
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  Speaker 3: oh okay, this is interesting interaction here. He's like, I
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen you in ages, and he loo the type
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  Speaker 3: of guy that I wasn't going to disagree with.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, it's been ages, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Then great gag from him. He goes, when did you
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  Speaker 3: get out? When did you get out of prison. And
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  Speaker 3: then I could see the other parents look at it,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, ah hah.
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  Speaker 2: Then they all dispersed and I was like, that's very funny.
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  Speaker 2: He's a bit of a joke there, he said. I
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  Speaker 2: appreciated that. However, the joke continued on later on.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm sitting down and there was some parents of
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  Speaker 3: one of the kids. There is all the team there
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  Speaker 3: from overseas, so they've been here long.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, that's sound very honestly.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, mate, same guy.
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  Speaker 3: So no, No, this is another parent, another parent who
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  Speaker 3: witnessed the interaction, and they're like, mate, so happy for
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  Speaker 3: you that you finally got your life on the right
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  Speaker 3: track and you're out here you're supporting your boy. So
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  Speaker 3: he thought that maybe we had done time to get
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  Speaker 3: in prison. And then I was and things, and he
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  Speaker 3: was like, you know, my cousin did some time over
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  Speaker 3: and I was, and he's back on the street. He's
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  Speaker 3: now a Christian. And I'm like to go, I actually
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  Speaker 3: ever done.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't look like.
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  Speaker 2: Do I look like a prison person?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, the offensive part.
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  Speaker 2: Of that is it was believable. Anyway, I really appreciated
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  Speaker 2: that joke.
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  Speaker 5: Pittsford for taking you on after you did your time.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, well part of their get back to the
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  Speaker 3: community campaign.
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  Speaker 2: So I do appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: And I also appreciated the game, the hits that johnaan
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  Speaker 7: Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I know you had a big weekend. You
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  Speaker 3: had your two year old's birthday. Very what I saw
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  Speaker 3: on social the color pellet all matched purple.
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  Speaker 5: She's just everything purple, that girl.
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  Speaker 2: I hope she appreciated the the links you went.
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  Speaker 8: Too, Ah, debatable, she's too so. I mean she likes
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  Speaker 8: pretty things and purple things, so surely. But it was
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  Speaker 8: actually after this weekend that this is a public service
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  Speaker 8: announcement as we hit into summer. I do this a lot,
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  Speaker 8: but this has never happened to me before. So I
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  Speaker 8: was blowing up.
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  Speaker 5: I felt like one hundred balloons, and so halfway through
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  Speaker 5: again I.
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  Speaker 2: Say, congratulations, that is a lot of balloons.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was one hundred because I bought.
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  Speaker 3: Like a pack and your lips, Your lips really do
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  Speaker 3: feel at the end of a sastion like that, don't they.
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  Speaker 5: And my tongue like maybe from the latex, it was
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  Speaker 5: all like weird.
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  Speaker 2: And they kind of swell up. Your lips a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: don't they.
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  Speaker 8: One of them actually popped in my face, which is
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  Speaker 8: quite painful. Anyway, I was halfway through and I was like,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna sit down and do this. I'm gonna sit
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  Speaker 8: on the ground and do this. I was in like
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  Speaker 8: a short skirt, so when you sit down and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: the ground's.
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  Speaker 5: Cold on my bum. We're in undiesa but like.
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  Speaker 3: Thankfully you and your mini skirt, you will underpan.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to explain to two guys that when you
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  Speaker 8: sit down sometimes in a short skirt, your bum hats
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  Speaker 8: the ground.
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  Speaker 5: Well, your bumhets the seat. So I'm sitting on.
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  Speaker 8: The ground blowing up these balloons and I felt like
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  Speaker 8: this little like sharp pain, and I was like what
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  Speaker 8: ow what was that? And then I felt another one
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  Speaker 8: and another one and I was like, okay, I'm getting up.
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  Speaker 2: That's out something. Something's biting your bottom and spit my bum.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bite.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know that ants bit, but I had ants
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  Speaker 8: biting pants.
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  Speaker 7: Was so.
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  Speaker 1: Ants in your pants. I mean, I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: wonder how they got to that, well, blowing up the
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  Speaker 1: balloons at your daughter's birthday, and they.
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  Speaker 5: Bit me, like am I going to get something now.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know the ants.
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  Speaker 2: Bit and you can guarantee one or two ends. Definitely
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  Speaker 2: took a wrong turn, do you mean.
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  Speaker 1: I've been thinking a lot about answer my pants, but
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  Speaker 1: I thought i'd say and you know the places they could.
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  Speaker 2: Go and they might be there. Jeez, guys, we got
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  Speaker 2: lost here.
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  Speaker 5: Well the first one.
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  Speaker 8: Was obviously like yeah, tuck in.
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  Speaker 2: So that's a warning this summer sitting down and so
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  Speaker 2: they'll come for you.
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  Speaker 7: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Jack Whitehall very funny UK comedian. You would have seen
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  Speaker 1: them with his Netflix series been on Graham Norton many
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  Speaker 1: times as well. There's a very funny series who travels
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  Speaker 1: around will world with his father and he has a
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  Speaker 1: new one on parenthood as well.
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  Speaker 4: I don't feel prepared yet because I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 4: a bit of an idiot. I was going to say dreamer.
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  Speaker 1: But Jack white All is coming to New Zealand and
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  Speaker 1: very excited about this January next year Auckland, Wellington, Wellington
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  Speaker 1: and christ Itch. You can see him alive all the
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  Speaker 1: details of had Stockholt and India. And of course he's
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  Speaker 1: bringing his family with him as well, his father and
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  Speaker 1: his mother. I will be joining him on stage, and
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  Speaker 1: we got to catch up with him a couple of
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  Speaker 1: days ago, didn't we. John.
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  Speaker 3: It was like it was like catching up with a
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  Speaker 3: wonderful British auntie and a quaint British cousin.
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  Speaker 2: Jack over zoom, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: He was there and his mum was there as well,
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  Speaker 1: just sitting alongside his mum Hillary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was lovely to see you, Jack, Nice to
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  Speaker 2: see you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you coming to New Zealand? The Famili's coming to
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand. We're very excited about this now is this
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  Speaker 1: is the first time, particularly for you Jack. You haven't
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  Speaker 1: been to New Zealand before.
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  Speaker 4: Right, No, I've been once before in twenty nineteen. I
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  Speaker 4: was on tour there, but I was literally just in
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  Speaker 4: and out. I did two nights and then I was
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  Speaker 4: off on the rest of my tour. And this time
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  Speaker 4: round we have to do it at an eighty four
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  Speaker 4: year old's paces.
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  Speaker 3: He's also heard how many wineries you've got over there
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  Speaker 3: as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do have a lot of winteries.
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  Speaker 3: The only the only bonus about New Zealand, to be honest,
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  Speaker 3: is you can drink and forget you were here.
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  Speaker 1: Because I know you haven't to drink. Was at that
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  Speaker 1: stage your dad was saying in the promo that you filmed,
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  Speaker 1: He was that he's far too sophisticated for New Zealand,
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  Speaker 1: so is it too late for him to back out?
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  Speaker 4: To be fair, I think most of those disparaging comments
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  Speaker 4: were aimed at the good people of Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you.
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  Speaker 4: Were just like dragged under in the current.
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  Speaker 3: Well you seeing all the criminals over there, so I
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  Speaker 3: can see why he still thinks like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Australians will be going under the bus.
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  Speaker 2: Jack. We are.
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  Speaker 3: We're huge fans of you and then the family as well.
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  Speaker 3: And there was a really great story about you working
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  Speaker 3: out in Dwayne the Rock Johnson's gymnasium that he takes
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  Speaker 3: around as movie sets.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I threw my back out on a crosstow.
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  Speaker 4: I'd gone into his Iron Paradise, which is insane, like
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  Speaker 4: it's a you know, the most like kitted out gym
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  Speaker 4: you've ever seen, and he invited me to go for
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  Speaker 4: He was like, do you work out? And I stupidly
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  Speaker 4: said yes.
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  Speaker 2: Was it paradise?
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  Speaker 4: It was hell for me and taking all of the
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  Speaker 4: weights off, all of the bars and so it was
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  Speaker 4: just the bars for me to lift up. But even that,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I feel like I could end up
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  Speaker 4: getting pinned under each one like a little butterfly. So
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'll just play it safe and get
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  Speaker 4: on the cross trainer in the corner. And he's there
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  Speaker 4: with a chain like doing you know, dips down one
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  Speaker 4: end of the gym. I was just on this cross trainer,
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  Speaker 4: but I think because I was quite tense, because I
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  Speaker 4: was maybe in his presence and not in my sort
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  Speaker 4: of safe space. I was unfortunately then felt like a
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  Speaker 4: shooting pain in my back and threw my back out
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  Speaker 4: and had to get like physiotherapy.
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  Speaker 1: That's just humiliating in front of the rock and vasculating. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to bring things down a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: but I but I love the movie Cliff at the
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  Speaker 1: Big Red Dog. I did, honestly. I've got young kids.
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  Speaker 1: We watched it. It was great. You were in it. Jack,
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome. But I really struggled the fact because
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  Speaker 1: I love you as a comedian and you're British and
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  Speaker 1: then you were doing an American accent. Great too, but
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  Speaker 1: then your sister was British, and I was like why
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  Speaker 1: not make them both of you British.
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  Speaker 4: It was very confusing, and then John Clees who was
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  Speaker 4: also British, and then the daughter was American. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 4: was a little confusing. It was all to do with
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  Speaker 4: source material.
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  Speaker 1: I believe all right. Sang true to the story of
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  Speaker 1: Clifford the big Red Dog.
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  Speaker 4: The issue where people couldn't suspend their disbelief any further
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  Speaker 4: and it was you weren't alone. There was a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people. I just don't believe American.
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  Speaker 1: We're huge fans of what you do. We can't wait
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  Speaker 1: for you to be in New Zealand, Auckland, Wellington and
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  Speaker 1: christ Yitch next year. People need to go along and see,
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  Speaker 1: if not for the last but also for the photos
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  Speaker 1: as well. Thanks so much of your time.
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  Speaker 7: Hits the johonaan Ben podcast.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: A big weekend of sport over the weekend they're all
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  Speaker 1: black speit Japan, the kiwis just the lost to Australia
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  Speaker 1: was a good close game. Then the league as well,
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  Speaker 1: the Auckland f C. The football team the second one
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  Speaker 1: that's great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, two from two so far. That's how does it
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  Speaker 3: make the other teams feel? They've just turned up started
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  Speaker 3: the club and under a year and then coming with
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  Speaker 3: two wins in a row.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well yeah, I mean it's a long season, but
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good start, pretty good start.
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  Speaker 2: Am I getting too coffee?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: There was a goal just allowed by Sydney towards the
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  Speaker 1: end the way school, but it's the guitar that it's
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  Speaker 1: a great day that starts on Fernstead really really well
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  Speaker 1: as well. They're in Caning, Australia in the series, which
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  Speaker 1: and Liam Lawson we get to Megan.
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  Speaker 8: So for Mexican Grand Prix went down yesterday and there
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  Speaker 8: was lots of reports that came out today that he
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  Speaker 8: pulled the fingers at someone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now he's driving past what's.
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  Speaker 5: Studio Praiers Who's he's in? Red Bull Racing.
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  Speaker 8: So essentially these two Liam and Peirez, they're they're battling
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  Speaker 8: for the seat that pres is currently in.
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  Speaker 5: So there's no love lost between these two.
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  Speaker 3: So they're under the same umbrella Red Bull Racing.
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  Speaker 2: Separate teams.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so Liam Lawson passes him, there's there's a touch.
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  Speaker 1: On the serious.
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  Speaker 2: What's he saying there? Is he serious?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So it sounds like you've been trying to get past
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  Speaker 1: him for a while.
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  Speaker 5: That was fighting for tenth place.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and there was just like racing, it's just racing.
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  Speaker 1: It's racing. Now. As he went past, he did what
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  Speaker 1: some motorists on the.
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  Speaker 3: I literally saw someone doing it on the motorway yesterday,
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  Speaker 3: flipping the other drivers the bird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this person I saw. Yes, they also did that
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  Speaker 2: up and.
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  Speaker 1: Down your hand and they're like, he did this, and
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  Speaker 1: we were like, John and I came. We had watched
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  Speaker 1: the race. You guys, you would produce Ali really big
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  Speaker 1: on you for one and you were and we're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: he flipped the bird because that was the articles I read.
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  Speaker 1: And then in both you and producer Ali were like,
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  Speaker 1: oh not Liam, No, not the limb. It must have
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  Speaker 1: been a miss. No, I wouldn't have been there. You
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  Speaker 1: just putting his hand up for something.
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  Speaker 2: You'ren Mansfield.
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  Speaker 1: You started defending he wouldn't do that, No, Liam, And
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  Speaker 1: then I looked at article and I was like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: Liab Lawson apologizes for flipping the.
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  Speaker 8: Bitch because I said it was out of character, because
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  Speaker 8: Liah is what.
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  Speaker 1: You said, and how do you know you've talked to
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  Speaker 1: him punished the jewelry thing of something.
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  Speaker 8: We chatted for like fifteen minutes. I don't know if
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  Speaker 8: it was against his will, but he stood there.
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  Speaker 1: Patially smiled because you left. He pulled the figures that.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like a lovely boke.
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  Speaker 8: He's always very humble and he was very complimentary when
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  Speaker 8: he replaced I'm going to get deep Daniel Ricardo. He
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  Speaker 8: was always very sweet and humble, So it just seems
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  Speaker 8: weird that he flipped.
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  Speaker 2: The booth lim we know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's there's a lot of pressure, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot going on if someone's not passing, and there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff that happens in sport that wouldn't normally happen.
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  Speaker 5: And he's fighting for that seat.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: And you don't get I imagine to that level of
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  Speaker 3: motor racing without being.
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  Speaker 5: Competitive you and without being a little crazy on the track.
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  Speaker 2: Have a little bit of fire in the belly.
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  Speaker 1: What about when Travis kelce at the coach that was
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  Speaker 1: very aggressive and her space out of Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 8: One finger, but Travis Kelcey gets agreesive in space is
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  Speaker 8: very good.
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  Speaker 2: Friend, got agressive.
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  Speaker 5: Twenty is an hour completely separated by a car.
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  Speaker 1: When's the next race for Liam Lawsome I think it's
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  Speaker 1: this weekie. Very exciting they tune through.
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  Speaker 8: Here's a triple hitter at the moment if if I'm correct, Yeah, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: Get to see the worl don't they the whole corners
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  Speaker 3: of the world. I reckon if I was running the
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  Speaker 3: the cost on this formula, and I was like, we all.
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  Speaker 2: And just keep it on the same.
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  Speaker 1: That John and Ben podcast, A long labor weekend. Hope
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  Speaker 1: it was a good one for you. Great to see
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: the road toll was at zero first time in a
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  Speaker 1: long time.
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  Speaker 2: My great stance there. You see, it was busy out
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  Speaker 2: there on the stay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of slowing down, a lot of pointless
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  Speaker 1: when you're like, why why are we slowing down? What's
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  Speaker 1: what's going on there?
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  Speaker 2: And then you realize why you're slow down because you'rekeeping
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  Speaker 2: the road told.
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  Speaker 1: Er some one lane bridge or something like that, which
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  Speaker 1: always confuses me, the one lane bridge signs. Maybe that's
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  Speaker 1: why everyone slows down.
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  Speaker 5: Do you just green arrow means you wait?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, But the way they've got the arrows pointed
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  Speaker 1: and stuff with the thing, I was just like, why
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  Speaker 1: don't they just say you give way? Like one of
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  Speaker 1: these signs are saying give way and not you know, give.
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  Speaker 5: Way this side rather than arrow on the side.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: You look like they're putting in the wrong direction. Like
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: if you got up there and it was like this
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: side gives way to the other side, you'd be like, sweet,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I can see.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: There got an arrow that points I'm going to a
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: big white arrow that goes down, don't you And then
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: this tiny little red one that comes my car.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Could we go that way? Could we go that way?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: You're only at that time going one way.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: But I'm not going up all down, meg, I'm going
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: to go along the road. That's not really confuses it's
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: the arrow.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: On the left that's on the same side.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: As They always confused me too when you're in a
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: suburban street.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: And sometimes they didn't hang on. Sorry. Sometimes you're white
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: and black and other times a ridden black.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: You know, like I know, but black means no, Like
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: why is red not no readers?
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: No?
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exus, it's no.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: I don't think I struggle.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have tell you one thing. We're not going
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: to solve it right now. We're a thirty on a
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Tuesday morning. Leave it to New Zealand Land Transports safe.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: You're throwady.
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: Sometimes things that whine have.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I hope it's me. Hope it's me.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: We're going for it.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but speaking of kids right now, I ain't in
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: the car there last week. Now you're away on Friday, Megan.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: But Thursday afternoon picking up kids around the place, doing
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: some work in the car as I often do, put
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: my laptop safely in the back seat one of my daughters.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: So you know, I got into the car, put a
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: bag on top of my laptop, which generally would have
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: been fine, but a drink bottle leaked all through the laptop,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: all through the seat.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Tainted bottle. Now the infrastration gun, laptop's broken. So the
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: frustration is he's told her to throw.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: The bottle out and a previous yeah, because I knew
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: at Lake just because of the anyway anyway, just because
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: of the arrow situation on the bridge.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Me and and Prosto made a little bit leaky their bottle.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: So now your laptop, it was drenched in water. It
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: was wasn't working Friday morning. You bought your daughter's laptop
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: and that was punishment to her.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was she had a teacher's only days like great,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: but then today and today I was like, do anyone
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: not need their laptop and my wife needs heres, and
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: my uncy and it needs here, and he's not good
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: to me. She has their laptop.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: You're no good to me. But you look you look
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: a bit.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Naked laptop today. Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, she's bashing away at emails. I know.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: So I've got the work computer, the old standard desktop
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: that I'm trying to use right now, flicking between tabs
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: and all sorts.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Of the old Dell.
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: They'll never let you down, is it.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So we want to talk this morning about CAD
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: damage because I've taken mine end to get fixed. Hopefully
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: it will get fixed to having her back because the
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: long weekend.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: So do an insurance job on it. That's what I
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: was telling you to do.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: But then you're like, I have to send it away
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: to Wellington and it'll take a Yeah.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: First ask the work teics you do you do? Just
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: tell them it's your work laptop.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Get to work laptops that Megan gets some work laptop
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: work and she knows how, she knows how the arrow
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: system does something in there.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Have you got kids in your life and the most
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: amount of damage they have caused, because to let's be honest,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: they don't know the ramifications. They don't know the costs
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: associated with the replacement Edmund that's associated with what.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: They've destroyed, your your family's deal with.
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: They're not using adelas that John and Ben podcast.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: We're talking kids, kids damage to make me feel a
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Better after a leaky water bottle from his daughter's bag
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: ruined his laptop. Can I just say, if we're in
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: an age where we're stressing about robots taking over the
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: world and stealing our jobs, surely waterproof laptop should be
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: a thing.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Surely true.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Surely I thought you were going to say, surely we
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: can just pull water on the road them off they
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: get too luppy.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Well, you're getting too good at this job. Get out
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: the old garden hose. That's good.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's a really good to Let's not waterproof
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: things in that's a great solution.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Now, Jeanne, good morning, How are you?
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: Good morning? How are you guys?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: We're doing well. Now we're talking about kids causing a
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: bit of damage. What happened to your to you?
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: Ah, so after the last school holidays, I've got a
• 18:32
  Speaker 9: rather large plumber's bill.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: So the kids waited until I was in the shower,
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: and decided that they'd make a taktalk of what could
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: go down the west.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Oh god, that is a good tipto. What sort of
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: interesting items were they testing out there?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Janine?
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: Okay, so the plumber pulled out water balloons, slim.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Tis tis ball How did they even fit through the circle.
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: Well, I think one of them might have pushed it
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: with their hand.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Wow, luckily we have all the fingers adventurous stuff. So
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: what what ones did next? You go into it? Like,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: did the gurgler get rid of any of these or not?
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: I haven't finished. They also put down a hot wheel
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: and a transformer.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: The googlers I chucked down avocados stones and lost the stones.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's taking a risk. But boy, a
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: tennis ball and a transformer.
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're lucky that avocado doesn't like bouncepeck and hit
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: you in the eye. Don't do that, it's dangerous.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah I know this, Yeah I should. Well, I do
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: back off from it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: It feels like it's it's circulating into another dimension when
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: it's got an avocado's stone in there. Thanks for you,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: A cool mate appreciated Tracey's with us on eight hundred
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: the hits most amount of kid dem is trace.
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: So my sixteen year old is learning to drive, you know,
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: learn a driver and stay night. We're going home from
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: my parents' place. And I said, okay, right, you can
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: drive my car, you can drive us home, and yeah
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: it got took the corner a bit too tight out
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: of the driveway.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: And got the power bot and.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: So like scraped all the side of my car up.
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: I've got to make an insurance claim now. And then
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: of course damage the power box at the top of
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: the driveway.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: So they don't have to deal with any of the
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: back end. It's like none of the devastation they have
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: to deal. It's like Buddy Putin. Putin has been foreign off.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Bombs in the Ukraine for the last two years. Does
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: anyone actually see the home?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Mate?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: You should stop this.
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: Let's look key, we get hugely sorry for comparing h
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: So that's going to be a tedious week for you
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: fixing that up.
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, Well, well he's a race car driver, so
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: he's got a bit of work to do because he's
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: got a race cut of work on as well.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's got a bit of work to do.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: There's times like that we're like, damn, why don't we
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: have a panel beater in the family or something, and
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: you know Tracy's going to be without Carlo, You're without laptops.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: That John and Ben podcast.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Make me feel a little better. After my daughter spilt
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: a whole drink bottle on my laptop, there's no longer
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: going yeah good times.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Do we hear the anger and you're like, yes, a
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: drink bottle on my laptop.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Are we using the laptops over the weekend where I
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: was using?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was using his laptop.
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: Yes, I've tried doing this thing with my toddlers destroy things.
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: I try and internally say I love my child more
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: than the laptop.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Does you tell play Netflix for you? Stacy? Good morning
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: to you, good morning. Great to have you kid damage.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, my son's father is a drummer, and my and
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: so just as he started to learn to walk, decided
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: to get out the tongs from the kitchen drawer, went
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: over to the TV.
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: Michael Jackson was playing, and he decided to have a
• 22:10
  Speaker 12: drum hit. He was joined our smart TV.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: That was three months while with no insurance.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: He was beating it to beat it. He absolutely was,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And do you still love.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Him more than the TV.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Has he pursued a career in drumming though, Oh well you.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: Got a drumker at the age of one, so yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: it's pretty good.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: And you're looking at him, You're like, mate, that's what
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: the thing's for, the thing we brought.
• 22:37
  Speaker 12: You exactly Well, I did ask ASPARTA to put the
• 22:41
  Speaker 12: tongs away, but that didn't happen.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Never mind, I happy turns into Travis Barker or something.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, buys, you're a new smart TV. The TV obviously
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: wasn't that smart enough not to break?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for you col really do appreciate it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Stacy Lesha with us on our one hundred the Hits
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Kid Damage.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: What happened Lisha so.
• 22:58
  Speaker 13: Many many years ago? My younger sister decided that she
• 23:02
  Speaker 13: no longer wanted to be deaf. She didn't like being
• 23:05
  Speaker 13: the only deaf person in the family. And this is
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: when hearing as are still quite expensive and you had
• 23:09
  Speaker 13: to make molds for your ear, and she decided bugres
• 23:14
  Speaker 13: took it out and slashed them. Doesn't swell it?
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: And what talking thousands of dollars there thousands? I can
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: see a solution. Did it cure the hearing loss issue? No, no,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: they're crazy now hearing it. Have you seen them now
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: that they're kind of like can be Bluetooth as well.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: They cook it hook up to your phone and.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my dad always hoops up to the TV and
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: the phone and yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 13: But back then not so advanced and very expensive.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, hey, thanks for you cool. Appreciate that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Apparently you could put them on mute too. Yeah, you
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: don't want to hear anyone talking. He doesn't mute them,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: and he dream results.
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: He turns down the like how many people around the room,
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: So you can turn down like background atmosphere and all sorts.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: But it looks like a badass in the club, like
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: tapping his ear.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Are your secret service or something like that would be
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: good to put like on narration mode.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Here comes me again. There would be some of the
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: stuff there.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Obviously, I'm not clear enough to think of coming up
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: with it on the spot.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Good old morning, Brittany. Hello, hell we had to kind
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: of foward Italian there for some part of it. Good
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: to have you on, Brittany. Most amount of kid damage.
• 24:27
  Speaker 14: Well, I'm not so much a kid, but I did
• 24:29
  Speaker 14: this to my mum about three weeks ago. We had
• 24:32
  Speaker 14: a bit of a domino effect where I mistaken the
• 24:35
  Speaker 14: exagerator of my calf or the breaks of the accelerator,
• 24:38
  Speaker 14: and I drove my calf through the garage, which crashed
• 24:42
  Speaker 14: into the back of my mum's care which pushed my
• 24:44
  Speaker 14: mom's car forward into the fridge, completely destroyed that and
• 24:48
  Speaker 14: the fridge went into the wall.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Oh god, that's a that's a real trifector, you got,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 24:56
  Speaker 14: And I was in a complete shop for ages. And then
• 24:59
  Speaker 14: my mom was like, okay, could be repaired.
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: And then you're like, you do have insurance day?
• 25:05
  Speaker 15: And I did.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: I thought there was a nervous last.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you call Brittany.
• 25:13
  Speaker 14: We can laugh about it one day, but not yet said.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: That quite early.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you're like, well, not now, not now, anything like
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: that happens in our lives.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: We're like, oll, at least this makes a radio break.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: That's the silver lining for us.
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: The hits that John and Ben podcast producer.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Graces and with their new game we started last week
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the music game. But you went to the Auckland f
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: C over the weekend, producer Grace.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Yes, I did.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: It was a great game, second one for the Aukland
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: f C, which is pretty cool. On the football league.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: She's there on fire, aren't.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: They just allowed goal by the other team towards right
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: at the end, and then it was pretty much the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: last minute goal and extra time.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: I know nothing about football, so when they just allowed
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: the goal, I was like, what is happening? I didn't
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: know that was it was fun, it was so good. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: I didn't know. You're a football fan.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Now I am.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Now what you do here with this game?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: You stripped back music, like take the naked naked music
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: and take the clothes off, and we start with the
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: drum beat, and we've got to try and figure out
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: what the song is exactly.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Now this might.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Sound like the most obvious stupid statement, but for me,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I am either going to get it or I'm not.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: If I don't have it in the first drum beat,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: there's no chance for me to get the song, right.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Is that the same for you?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I have got I think I've got a single one.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: To be honest, this as soon as.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: You'd start getting more of the song, it makes it easier.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: We should do yeah, and we must.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: We must send a shout out to the bandle for
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: allowing us to plagiarize this idea.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like everyone everyone's kind of sounds the same. Yeah,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: it could be that song, got that song? But anyway,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: I got this first go nineteen three?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: How many YouTube views?
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Four billion.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Billion?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I got it straight away.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Guys, Okay, I don't I have again, so I'm not
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: going to get this one.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I just from the eighties. Also, that's before I was born.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: But the way old people us.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Grace got it right though.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Where do you know the song from? It's quite an
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: iconic song. It is a female singer.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Nice, come there?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't make it. I'm like, I guess
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it always sounds different. Will you play the actual song
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and what we're here before this sounds.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: He said, we have a musician in here for for
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: a guest.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: We should get their music and strip it back and
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: see if they know like what, Okay, con music's hard
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: with the instruments.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, he's the next one. Last John Blayer pop.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: No, that's what I actually did last nineteen sixty eight.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Is it the Beatles or something like that? You're like by.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Frollowing?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, rolling Stone, Satisfaction.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Painted black.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I think Halloween, Halloween? Uh think hello? Oh oh something?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: The people pleased to me.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: I did not know that's what that was called.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Taking inspector. Sorry, guys, you that soccer bore?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, maybe you're like these old people will get it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Da that's Graces music. Frank no good again Zero just
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: another big zero, guys.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: But the hits that jonaan Ben podcast invoice plays the
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: role of the riddler now scouring the interview of riddles
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: and now his algorithm.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: He thinks he's a riddle guy.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get it on TikTok. Now, that's one actually
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: came from tektok because I watched riddle videos for this
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, that's why, must love a riddles.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I take this.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: He seems like a fun guy.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: So I've only got one today. So if you guys
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: get it, that's great. You guys are probably not. You
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: guys get to snake the prize off someone oh andrew
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: the hats if you want to have a guest at
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: this one. I got a hot and Cold tea prize
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: pack thanks to Del Martin, and one hundred dollars to
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: give away.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: So here it is.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: The riddle is when I was twenty two, my brother
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: was half my age now I'm forty four. How old
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: is my brother? That's the riddle.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: He's twenty two. No, he's not twenty two. Yeah, no,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be that obvious.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Well, well that's that's the that's why that's first thing
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: as a reddle guy myself, and that popped up. That
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: was the first thing, because your life is now riddled
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: with riddles. Yeah. So when I was twenty two, my
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: brother was half my age. Now I'm forty four, How
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: old is my brother? Oh, Andrew, that's the phone line's
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: gone nuts right now. But yeah, twenty two was the
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: first answer that I thought of straight away, And I
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: think that's the obvious one you would think of.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: When I was twenty two, my brother was half my age.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Now I'm forty four. How old is my brother eleven?
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: He's not eleven?
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, no, no, I don't know.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Don't come on, what is an obvious one?
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: No?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: But I feel like you, no, it's not because factually
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: he's twenty two.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Well, yea, there's obviously a loop.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: So when he was twenty two, my brother was half
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: my age. So when I was twenty two, the brother
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: was half my age. Yeah, now I'm forty four, how
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: old is my brother? Okay? So even there's people are
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: going on the phone right now. They want us to
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: go to the phones, but you guys want to.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I put my daughter poppies texting. She said, this is
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: so easy. Yeah, give me the answer. Okay, let's go
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: the fine. Let's go the fine. Meghan was on the
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: right track.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: But then welcome, welcome to the red lard. Now do
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: you think you've got it me again?
• 31:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I think so?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, we why don't you write your answer down on
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: your computer? Has been? Who you? Obviously do? Have it been?
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: I hope?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: So okay, all right Meghan, have you written down your answer? Yeah? Okay,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Now then you go.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: The answer will be thirty three?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Is that what I wrote down?
• 31:34
  Speaker 16: Ben?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: You write down thirty three? Well done? Congratulations. Okay, so
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the work it out work at twenty two, my brother
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: was half my age, so that would make your brother eleven. Right,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: So there's a live in your age gap. That's that's
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the thing you just before you got caught up on
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: that hits the redtal part. That's why I loved as
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: where you're caught up. But it's only there. The age
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: gap doesn't change as Yeah, yeah, always going to be
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: half the age the well.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Ben, thanks for calling through and making us look like
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: completely well me look like a completely and you got it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: Took a while.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Took a while what I've been You've got yourself one
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars in a doll my tea hot and cold
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: tea price back. What's what's on the plants today? After work?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Ellie's already blo want to know what Bens up to today?
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: She's tinying up the backing already prou Today producer Ellie
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: gem Yes, we'll never know what Bens up to today?
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: What he was up to today?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Ellie in there producing off to the radio.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: The hits That John and Ben Podcast.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Now, thanks thanks for joining us this morning on the Hitsbury. First,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: I we've had a few m C gigs lately, Ben,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: and one one stick we do is Ben flashes up
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: some embarrassing images of me. Okay, now these uh, these
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: are degrading photos that sort of are sitting a special
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: folder on my phone and the images people should never see.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: You've got them. So there was a bit of a
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: gag we're doing the other day. It was kind of
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: like there were people in the room were but there
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: was also people joining in over zoom around the country, right,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: So we're like encouraging them to send in their watch
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: party photos. And then every now and again I would
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: just flash up a photo's have a look at the photos. Oh,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: this one's great, and this one's great, this is and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: you plumb, Oh, this one's great, and there'll be a
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: pun of John O and an embarrassing fun.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's so many of them, Like it's you
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: provided all these fun So this is that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: That's the first one.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: It's a western themed one where I've got a cowboy
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: head on and I'm naked and there's a gun holster
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: appropriately place.
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, that's one fair enough to way to not recognize
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: that that was a gun holster?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: What was the backstory behind that photo? You know, I
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's one of those things you got on
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: the Gold Coaster and you walk along they're like, want
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: to get a photo? Is a Western thing? You're like, oh,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I guess. You know. You put on hats and stuff
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: and you stand in a saloon and you look like
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: you did one of those.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Should we.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Seen you in that state of Andrews before? But every
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: time it gives me a wee fright.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: You're like, you're so white, You're so milky, pasty white,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: And I am was that?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Was it a tourist trap that you got?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I honestly have no recollection of why that why that
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: photo shoot took the rest of the family are like, oh,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: now we don't want to be at this.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh do it. I don't need a shirt
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: or pants.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: So that photo was one of many seekers so to
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: send them to the people to put up on this
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: the screen, the av screen. Now what's happened is the
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: photo's gone out of the circle of trust and entered
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: my friends in box who also works and I did
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: no work to the company, realized I just so you know,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I've got that photo of you, but sending.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: It around the team.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Oh god, this now this doesn't need to get out
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: to firstly, a district court.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: We don't want we don't want sitting into court, do you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: But there's one of those images that if you if
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: you saw it pop up on TikTok or and there's
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: no backstory to it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: You don't know the orgers.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even know the backstory.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I know exactly, I can't even explain the backstory. Just
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: know that there probably is a backstory. I just can't
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: think of it just yet. Put it up on the
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: breakfast there now, all right, we'll put that up there.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You can now see that on our Instagram, the.
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we wanted to know this morning. What is the
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: thing that your parents always claim? What's their claim to fame?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Because my dad's still claiming this Victor Vito very good
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: All Black, great rugby player and now not playing for
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the All Blacks. I think he's playing overseas at the moment.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I think my dad still keeps in touch with him
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: because my dad was a school principal and Victor Vito
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: came to his school at a very young age. And
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Dad always likes to say that my dad's claim to
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: fame is that he made Victor Vito play rugby. He's like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I every time the All Backs will play with them
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: one thing, it's like that it was all cause of me.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I got him when he came to your father.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: He still play and played rugby very young, but he
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: was very big at that age begun and he's like,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: what sport do you play? And I can't remember what
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: he said, but he's like, well, now you play rugby
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: because we need you on the team, and yeah, talk
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: In part.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: We probably do have to give a little bit of
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: credit to Victor Fedo as well.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Made him play it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I keep saying, it's like, you make me play rugby
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and I wouldn't be you know, but my dad's claimed
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: to famous and it's lovely. They still keep in touch
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: and you know, they still miss miss each other. It's
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: lovely and he's very grateful. But at the same time,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it's pretty much ninety nine point nine
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: percent victory and maybe.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Zero point one. I've actually missed it. I deemed Victor
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Veito on Instagram.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I don't he doesn't follow me because I wanted him
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: to come on to verify your dad's wild claim. Yeah,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: but I found out the case is still open whether
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: your father is as the reason Victor Edo was an
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: all black it wasn't a black.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well good good claim to fame though, like every
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: time he bought a rugby game, you could go.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Look, you know, I made him.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah I was responsible for that. You weren't really, but.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: It's has wayno got a claim to fame.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: And Nelson the Amigan, I'm sure he does I.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Can't what if you could think of it?
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, No, My mom loves the fact that she
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: once met Rol Harris and I was like that age.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: There's a photo of.
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: The two of them together and I don't know where
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: Roll's hands are.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not a great.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: She needs to stop pibling that one.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: And it's at the time that would have been probably
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: a good claim. He was a big deal.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Jesus's hands got away on him, didn't they.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that category of are they still living or
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: they did? Yeah, I'm not feel like he might no
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: longer be with us, But that's a great that's.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: A great claim to fame, your parents claim to fame.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Any She used to be a journalist and she was
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: a reporter for the paper, and so she would always
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: like she.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Was always oh, I partied with him.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: So like former MPs from years gone by, you know
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: when they had photos of people at Parliament it was
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: all in black and white.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are like.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Rich oh Richard Prebble, Dicky Prebble before we party together
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: and he was so she was.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: A journalist and they party to get bad. Imagine back
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: then they would have been like no phones, no phones,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: who won't be won't be printing this. There would be
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: some sort of arrangement, right.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: How many years ago did they party together?
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the reason my middle name is Richard, But
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: you know there was a there was a different time.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Rolf was probably out there getting away with some stuff.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: The hits that John and Ben podcast about.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Your parents claim to fame after my dad claims, well,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: he's responsible for for more black Victor Fito playing rugby
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: for New Zealand.
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, he loosely for getting him into rugby.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I know, but I feel like he would have found
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: his way there regardless of whether my dad said it
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: or not.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: But the talent's kind of on exactly exactly.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but good on giving it. It's a good claim
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: to fame. And they're still keep in contact.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: That's very swect.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Have you ever come.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Across with Victor Vigo actually officially met him? Like I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: think it might have met him when he was very young,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: but yeah, not since he's been all black victive.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Kind of sounds like your dad talks to Victim more
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: than he probably He's like, oh, the son I wish I.
• 39:11
  Speaker 16: Had parents calls his dad and your your mom had
• 39:21
  Speaker 16: a photo was Rolf Harris.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: That's her claimed when she was very young, and you
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: said the photograph could get Rolf in a lot of trouble,
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: then she needs to get rid of the photo.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Did she put it up on the wall? Did you
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: put it?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: It was?
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: I've seen it and I went on her Facebook. I
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: think at one point too, she scanned the photo.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess no one was.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: We didn't know what then, tell you what there are
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: there be a few Diddy photos with people betting deleted
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: from the photo stream at the moment. You're right, but
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: no one knows what's going on. Your parents claim to fame.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Now we've got Lucille on the show. Good morning to you.
• 40:00
  Speaker 15: Amber.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Now, oh hi Amber, that's her. If you wanted to
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: change your name by depot.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: And but your dad claims he saw a superstar in Redland.
• 40:11
  Speaker 17: Yeah, walking up walking track?
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Who was it?
• 40:17
  Speaker 17: Katy Perry?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Whoa?
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Did your dad go and.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Talk to her?
• 40:25
  Speaker 16: Ah?
• 40:26
  Speaker 17: No, he like doubled back and like you're out because
• 40:29
  Speaker 17: he thought she looked like she was a little bit
• 40:32
  Speaker 17: out of place, but kind of wasn't sure till later.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: So it's just your did just you dad, no one
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: else there.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: And the problem is with with parents, recollections and who
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: they think they might have seen or might not have seen.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Can never be one hundred percent certain. Has it been
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: verified Amber, No?
• 40:51
  Speaker 17: Not.
• 40:52
  Speaker 15: But she was in the country, so yeah, okay, okay,
• 40:55
  Speaker 15: so not Yeah, we'reabout some It wasn't on your proper
• 41:00
  Speaker 15: or was it a walking to what was it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 17: Like a walking track? But she was she had like security,
• 41:07
  Speaker 17: a security person was there and another guy.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Okay potentially, I mean no, one can say you didn't see.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: No, and it wouldn't seem a very unusual thing for
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: him to claim, you know, like, so no photo, he
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: didn't take a sneaky photo or anything.
• 41:20
  Speaker 17: I ate, No, it's train to map.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Well, thank you very much for sharing that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: It's good claim to fight here.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: It's a great claim to Fine, you're always got to
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: do the sneaky photo, don't you?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Just so they know you did that? With Jack Blair
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: still behind, agree that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: There's you're one of two people, the one that goes
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: up and punishes them.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Is so you your dad goes up and like hello,
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: are you Katy Perry.
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: Which is embarrassing, or yeah, they hide away and don't
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: do anything about it.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know which is worse out of the two options.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Now great text here for for Ay seven. My Dare's
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: claim to fame as he helped build the roller coaster
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: at Rainbow's in yet petrified to go on it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Scared of roller coaster.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Never been on the roller coaster. I loved it at
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: the other day.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: That's a good claim to building a roller coaster.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Another one here my appearance claimed to my dad's claim
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: to famous. He met four members of the royal family Willie,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Charles Camiller, Fergie.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty good.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: He needs to get an award for that.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Big Bangers voice.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: My dad met. He got a photo with Diana there,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you got a photo with here and Masterden. I mean
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: it was it was split a split second hand shake
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: so quick.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Second conversation though evens achieved a lot of masters from
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: the humble beginnings in Marsterden. Another great claim of fame here,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: my dad always tells me that I was born on
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: the same day Freddy Mercury died.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Great claim to fame.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Still a week of course, it is Halloween and just
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: two days time, the second largest commercial holiday in the USA.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: They froth for it. But it feels like more and
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: more Keywies froth for it every year here in New
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Zealand's the younger crowd loving it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I'm frothing for it.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Hopefully.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: I was thinking over the weekend, hopefully we've got those
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: myth lollies out of circulation now? Of those a few
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: months ago, hopefully did they find them?
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I think hopefully they got rid of them.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: As I was buying fruit bursts yesterday at the supermarket
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: for Halloween, I was thinking, oh, hope you are, They're
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: no longer a thing?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Well are? There's some stats I was looking at this
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: morning from America because obviously it's massive over there. One
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: in five adults pretend usually pretend not to be on Halloween.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Like behind the door. It's a good play.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: It's been around since the before Christianity Halloween, but pre
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Christian times, so they go a long long time.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: And your states, Have you got how much Americans spend
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: on Halloween?
• 43:34
  Speaker 12: No?
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Do you want to guess? It's wild?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: One point two billion more billion.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Eleven point six billion.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Wow, So it's behind Christmas and the biggest second largest
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: commercial holiday eleven billion dollars.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: It's huge on costumes and aias.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I'm glad it's starting to pick out some steam here
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: because for a few years we're just kind of check
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: on a mum's old sheets on over your head. Do
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: you kind of like little mini clan members when you
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: were cut out? But now the costumes are brilliant and
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: you're right, there's a lot of people out on the
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: street on Halloween night.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big deal here in New Zealand's as well.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: So I thought, you know, a couple of days before Halloween,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: we had some wonderful costumes last week left over from Spotlight.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Every day I dressed up, and so I thought, why
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: don't get here listen a little bit earlier, and I'll
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: give you know, some some surprises to people. First, I've
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: targeted you, John, I thought I'll give you a fright
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: as you arrived to work, I had the scary clown
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: costume on. Ju said. Grace was here as well. She
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: was like, I'll help you because I was just going
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: to film it myself. She was like, i'll help you
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: film it. I was like, okay, cool. So we waited
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and we both waited and we waited. Jesus waited.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I was really fine apull this morning?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: You know what else arrived? Mean you're already here, but
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: else arrived? Sorry, elier RYE Brendon, Who does the news
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: arrive sound? While I smoked back and forth from the
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: coast about four or five times. Yeah, I was waiting
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: and waiting, and then I was like, has he been
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: coming to work today? The brank was on him even
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: though I was being prend Yeah. So there as he
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: came around the corner empty office about you know, close
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: to hap us five in the morning, jeez, I jumped
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I was running really late. Sorry, I jumped on out
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: and tried to give him a huge fright. Not a
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: lot of audio from you, but I could definitely tell
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: you're quite a stunned. Halloween.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I kind of peace that one to get.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: You forgot, No, that wasn't worth it. But you can
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: see that.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: In fifteen minutes to come up with a witty line
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: while he's waiting for me, and he just screwed at Halloween.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Halloween. This is Halloween. This sus Hellowe, I am what tomorrow?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: It's your tom Megan? What I need to get here
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  Speaker 1: to get.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Your brace yourself? How nice you just turned up to
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: work like an normal person. Not be part of a
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: social video.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: A long weekend, as you mentioned the news before Meghan
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: the holiday road toll zero.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Which is also that's great because I acknowledged that Megan
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: started the broadcast with a fart noise out of her.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Mouth because it's the end of the pink song.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: How was your weekend?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Big?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: So I know he was going away to a batch
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: and for three days with his friends. Who's very worried
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: because he had worked to do on his laptop. So
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: it made you concern, was the wife.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Weeks we could do a little thing. There's one of
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the because we went away for the weekend and there
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: was you know, friends there and some of the other
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: kids as well as our kids did they did have internet.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: But one of the kids had a little game that
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: we played at the dinner table and they do it
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: at school. And I thought it's quite good after long weekend.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: It's high low Buffalo, so high of the weekend. You
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: love the weekend and Buffalo for some reason is the
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: funny thing that happened. I don't know why I keep
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: going Why Buffalo, Why Buffalo? I don't know. Maybe it rhymes.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: So Megan are going to go high low Buffalo for.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: You for the weekend. Low buffalo long weekend.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: High was my daughter's birthday party. Look yeah yeah, yeah
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: you could.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like a birthday.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: It has it all, isn't it? The highs and the lows,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: the child's birthday.
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: Like I blew up like a hundred balloons and my
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: husband Andrew was like, we've got a balloon pump, but
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: like having to manual, not one of those you know,
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: pital automatic ones.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Like a left a bike pump.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Doing it with my mouth.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: But you get sore lips, don't you. I've done that before. Yeah,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: aky jaw.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah was that your buffalo? Was that the funny? Sure?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: All of it all right, jo high low Buffalo?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Hi. Well, I spent a lot of time at a
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: basketball tournament over the week in watching my son's.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: There was probably a high enjoy that. Uh the low.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I tripped up walking up stairs at the basketball in
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: front of a huge.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Amount of people. Old man has full you know. Anyone
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: was like, oh no you okay? Okay?
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: You know, like I think you get to a certain
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: age where people stopped laughing and they start going.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Are you okay?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: I just prefer if people laugh, it could be a
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: buffalo as well, and the buffers the buffalo, the funny thing. Yeah,
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: very funny interaction with a Mongol World member, which I'll
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: tell you about. He was he does some good comedy
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: at the basketball at the basketball Yeah, okay, he had a.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Great gang which spread concerned amongst the other parents.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I'll go high low buffalo. I hadn't prepared to see
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: that because I thought it'd be on the same spot.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Long weeking was good, Like it felt like a little
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: glimpse of just a little tasty of summer.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like it was raining a lot.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, just having it a little bit longer,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: and I went to the beach. I guess it was away.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: So it was just a little a little taste of summer.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yesterday in some parts it rained, it was like a
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: hurricane strength winds.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Then it was sunny. It went back to rain. So
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: it's into someone from Grisbond and they're like, what, you
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: don't know what to driss?
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Like here, that's New Zealand.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Lo.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yeah, just finding time to do stuff
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: over the weekend, Yeah, all time low.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Because I know you had a lot to do and
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: nothing stretches you out if you've got anyone, but if
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: you've got something you need to do, but then you've
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: also got to make It was socializing.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. It was lots of fun, actually was, but
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you're right then I was like coming home and I've
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: got so much stuff to do when people.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Like hanging out and you'd retreated to your laptop.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Sometimes, yeah, we life balance Buffalo. I lost a car
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: game and I had to have a monobrow drawn on
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: for an hour, so then it was my low The
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: funny bit of the weekend as well.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: It's amazing how much just a little bit of here
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: in between your eyebrows can really change your appearance.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Like trunch Ball, you keep forgetting about it. People look
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: at me kind of weirdly, but there you go.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: That was high low PK nails painted.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are chipping though.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: We need to sort chipp