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Will Angus | Son of a Boy Dad #354 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Little sas squad Oh I see see. You guys are
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  Speaker 5: so far.
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  Speaker 1: Away you could sit over here if you want to
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  Speaker 1: fuck him, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't want. I'm gonna be I'd like to
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  Speaker 5: have you know, Actually yeah, I probably will.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you will have to swivel at some points
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  Speaker 1: if you're if you're in the inside.
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  Speaker 5: If you don't mind, I don't plan on speaking to
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  Speaker 5: him once the.
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  Speaker 1: Entire don't even look at him.
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  Speaker 5: No, Yo, great to see you.
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  Speaker 1: He took he decided to take this seat a little
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  Speaker 1: bit late, if that's all right with.
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  Speaker 5: You, doesn't care.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, how are you feeling, brother? Good as cold as fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Is it snowing out right now?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe it was snowing upstate? Yeah? Yeah, I was snowing
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  Speaker 7: up there.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get a nice best thing?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: It was sort of just that's it was almost like
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  Speaker 7: the end scene of a movie where just disparate flakes
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  Speaker 7: were gently finding their way to the ground and my
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  Speaker 7: shoulders and thought about looking up and wondering how I
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  Speaker 7: got there.
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  Speaker 9: That's nice, nice frost. Get get it on the course.
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  Speaker 9: No little golfing in the frost.
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  Speaker 7: No that. You're not allowed to golf when there's a frost.
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  Speaker 7: You have to wait till it is because you can
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  Speaker 7: hurt the course.
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  Speaker 5: God forbid.
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  Speaker 7: You take a divot in the cross. It's a scar,
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  Speaker 7: it'll scar it up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I asked, if there's a scar, can you
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  Speaker 1: Is there any coming back from the well?
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  Speaker 7: Then you'll have to go to a sod farm. You're
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  Speaker 7: going to need to relace with the new grass. Probably
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  Speaker 7: that won't be able to happen until I mean till
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  Speaker 7: the spring, till the next season, and.
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  Speaker 1: You have to probably do like a whole patch around it,
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  Speaker 1: like a skin grass.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, exactly. Yeah, it's probably that all of that.
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  Speaker 5: It's very surgical, very serious.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's dead serious.
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  Speaker 9: I love watching you see those videos of them filling
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  Speaker 9: the green. Yeah, when they move the hole.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, you guys, probably a lot of these courses
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  Speaker 7: will keep an area of sod like a sod fall,
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  Speaker 7: growing secretly somewhere. This is real because, like for my
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  Speaker 7: course in New Jersey, the vandals came in the middle
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  Speaker 7: of the night and rode their mop heads and e
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  Speaker 7: bikes around the green and doing donuts on it the
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  Speaker 7: day before the biggest member guest tournament of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Were they from a rival course, No, I think.
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  Speaker 7: They were just from like the slums or maybe like
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  Speaker 7: a bad neighborhood nearby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Probably as good as hell. In the moment when you're just.
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  Speaker 7: Tearing up the gold, you're that guy. You're that guy.
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  Speaker 9: Just sticking a shovel straight into the green, digging it.
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  Speaker 7: Up, throwing it. We'd killer all over the fucking rescue.
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  Speaker 9: And that's a good strategy.
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  Speaker 1: So they went and just relayed it.
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  Speaker 7: The grounds crew is a group of magicians, and they
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  Speaker 7: got there probably at four am, realized the destruction that
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  Speaker 7: had happened, and immediately got to work and did a
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  Speaker 7: remarkable job of laying an entirely new green down the
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  Speaker 7: day that the tournaments.
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  Speaker 9: Look noticeable, could you tell?
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  Speaker 7: You could tell. But they showed us pictures of what
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  Speaker 7: it looked like before, and it looked like a fucking
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  Speaker 7: carnival parking lot, you know, with ruts and wet trough areas.
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  Speaker 1: And it must have made you sick your stomach.
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  Speaker 7: It made me want to spend the night with a
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  Speaker 7: shotgun sitting on the green. You know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even want to keep talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of the worst crimes commit.
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  Speaker 9: Showed up with some round up is fun.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got no time for vandalism.
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  Speaker 5: That's against the Geneva convention right there, bringing around up
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  Speaker 5: to a golf course. Those groundskeeper people, they are like
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  Speaker 5: a special breed, like I think of like the baseball.
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  Speaker 7: Is that they're just is that what you mean by Mexican?
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  Speaker 5: No, those the people that like it's the ground schemers,
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  Speaker 5: the people that take care of like the baseball greens.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, Venezuelan's right, yes, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, they're like geniuses at Grassy Well, They're.
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  Speaker 7: Like they have this.
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  Speaker 5: It's almost like an autistic knowledge of It's impressive. I'll
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  Speaker 5: leave it. I don't want to go down.
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  Speaker 7: You have a real career. You can't. I don't get
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  Speaker 7: I'm saying, but now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a major at Penn State, like lawn and
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  Speaker 1: turf management, like golf course management. I believe that people
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  Speaker 1: study that.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, this is will angus start us off.
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  Speaker 9: Thank the intro, Welcome to the show. Welcome back to
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  Speaker 9: Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, Actually got your gift?
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  Speaker 1: Got you brought you? Oh please?
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  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I deserve nothing.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's a gift.
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  Speaker 5: What is this any last? This is sick? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 5: I opened it, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold it up for the care.
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  Speaker 5: Can do a little A smr. Yeah, this is nice,
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  Speaker 5: it's a Christmas a SMR.
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  Speaker 1: This is really m M just going for the journey.
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  Speaker 1: The crackle is like fall leaves.
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  Speaker 5: I'm guessing what it is. I'm guessing it could be anything,
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  Speaker 5: a blanket of some sorts.
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  Speaker 1: It could be it could be you're gonna have You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to open it and.
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  Speaker 5: See did that get picked up?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? A black shirt a T shirt from a
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  Speaker 1: battle Wrap event in UH from February, from back in February.
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  Speaker 1: If you look closely at the fine print, it has
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  Speaker 1: the website on the T shirt. So if you want
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  Speaker 1: to share that with anybody, I would love to. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can always let them know. The websites right there
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  Speaker 1: on the T shirt hosted by you could you could
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  Speaker 1: read it off there.
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  Speaker 5: Stood by UH hosted by Tony Brow and too High.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, hosted by Totally Too High.
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  Speaker 7: I don't they're not making those anymore.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was one edition.
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  Speaker 5: Would you be upset if I added this to like
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  Speaker 5: my T shirt quilt?
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  Speaker 1: Such an honor?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I would just love to snooze under
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  Speaker 5: this so soft.
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  Speaker 1: That's the right Threa account for that.
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  Speaker 7: That's a shirt you send home with a woman you
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  Speaker 7: don't plan to see.
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  Speaker 5: A curse to pass you can monkeys.
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  Speaker 9: This morning, I was going through like I was like
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  Speaker 9: getting dressed, and I was going through my closet and
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  Speaker 9: I found just like a Jordans a T shirt with
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  Speaker 9: Jordan Love on it. But like, like just with this
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  Speaker 9: Packers jersey on throwing a football?
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  Speaker 1: Where get friend?
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  Speaker 9: Would I have possibly acquired this shirt and had a
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  Speaker 9: barstool logo on that? I was like, when do we
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  Speaker 9: even make this shirt?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Just Jordan's love I guess he needs uh no words?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why why did you have that?
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  Speaker 7: Though?
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  Speaker 9: You're not must have been from like the yak or something.
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  Speaker 7: Could you give us today a clap? I'm getting antsy?
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I thought you guys already did that. No,
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  Speaker 9: there we go?
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  Speaker 7: Where are we a boy?
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  Speaker 9: That podcast? It's uh it's November eleventh, correct, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Right, eleven eleven? Of course, Oh yeah, of course we
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  Speaker 1: make a freaking wish.
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  Speaker 9: And it's uh yeah. Or in New York City h
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  Speaker 9: Q three Veterans Day was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's today, it's today. Yeah, they have it on
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  Speaker 1: a Tuesday, on a Tuesday.
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  Speaker 7: That's right.
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  Speaker 9: That's the ultimate disrespect.
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  Speaker 5: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I saw on the news this morning that you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to wear camo to honor the veterans. That's what they
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  Speaker 1: were saying. I was setting people up. That's stolen ballot.
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  Speaker 5: That's cultural appropriately Yeah, that's like they're going to pick
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  Speaker 5: you off work in a gilly suits the vet Tuesday
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  Speaker 5: this year.
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  Speaker 1: Weirdly, it doesn't make any sense. Some night vision goggles
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  Speaker 1: the honor the vets.
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  Speaker 7: Do I have a piece of salad in my teeth?
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  Speaker 1: Let's see you, sugar?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do? No, you do?
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  Speaker 7: I thought so you felt it? Well, I had it
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  Speaker 7: earlier and then I thought I'll deal with that later,
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  Speaker 7: and I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: Is that still all good what we just got? Or
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  Speaker 5: is that unusable?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 5: No, you wouldn't mind.
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  Speaker 9: This will be trimmed down to probably fifteen minutes. We
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  Speaker 9: shoot for around two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Just only the best ship. We can probably blur your
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  Speaker 1: face if there was any gems in there. Why are you?
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why are your forums so jacked?
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  Speaker 5: Are they?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Jack? Do you have a fucking jacked forum?
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  Speaker 9: How you weren't swollen as hell?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm trying. I'm working on myself.
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  Speaker 9: Are you going to the gym a lot?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I uh, It's the only way to maintain my
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  Speaker 5: sanity out here.
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  Speaker 9: Oh really?
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  Speaker 7: Are you? Are you getting ready for war?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just in case, in case there's a draft.
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  Speaker 1: You never know.
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  Speaker 9: Francis also the path as well.
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  Speaker 7: You are I'm on the war path.
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  Speaker 5: Let me see. Can we do a lot spread right now?
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  Speaker 5: I would love to see.
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  Speaker 7: How you can get I want to save myself, save
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  Speaker 7: myself for war, Save myself for war. I don't want
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  Speaker 7: my enemies to see what I've done and then come
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  Speaker 7: up with a game plan to counteract it.
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  Speaker 5: It's so smart. The problem is I don't even care
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  Speaker 5: because they can't stop me. So all that spread must
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  Speaker 5: be literally nothing that you would I would. It ain't free,
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  Speaker 5: but I dreamy.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god, it's probably I haven't hit a good
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  Speaker 9: lats spread in a minute. When you go hips, you
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  Speaker 9: put your hands on the hips.
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  Speaker 5: Do you start it? Hits drop to hips for full ring?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I thought you kind of hooked behind.
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  Speaker 5: The last That is what most people think.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that accentuated like a girl lifting the cheek,
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't realize you go all the way down
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  Speaker 1: to hip a lats spread.
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  Speaker 9: It's got to be hard if you're like a guy
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  Speaker 9: who's got super nice lats because it's not like a
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  Speaker 9: bicep flex. You know, you can't just hit a latch red.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta have your shirt off.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, And then you got to get information and
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  Speaker 9: then you got to make sure the lighting's good. You
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  Speaker 9: can't just hit a lad spread. You get it.
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  Speaker 5: It's a whole dog and pony show you good.
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  Speaker 7: I got it. I'm sorry, welcome. I couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe another class.
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  Speaker 9: Francis just pulled a full iceberg let out of his
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  Speaker 9: teeth like a magician. Kale Sarah, there you got anything
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  Speaker 9: in my teeth?
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, oh man, Jesus Christ brother. Also, we were
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  Speaker 1: I was doing my uh, where's our prep sheets? The
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  Speaker 1: top of the prep sheet said xema. It was like
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  Speaker 1: big exema.
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  Speaker 5: It said, like eema bigma. They're sponsoring me. Okay, well
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  Speaker 5: big psoriasis. According to another German, they can't. They can't
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  Speaker 5: fucking get it together. I put them in a room.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in a think tank for a month. They can't
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  Speaker 5: figure out if it's egsma or psoriasis.
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  Speaker 9: That's brutal. It could be roseiah that's what.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's said.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even want to go down.
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  Speaker 1: You can't even say the word. You'll catch it now.
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  Speaker 7: The Latin name for a rare butterfly. This is the
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  Speaker 7: pit oasis.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, This damn weather's got my crisis acting up, does it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well it's really only on my thumb right here and
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  Speaker 5: can't see it.
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  Speaker 1: What what is sariasis?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like, is it a joint thing or a
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  Speaker 1: skin thing?
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  Speaker 5: Skin?
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  Speaker 1: Skin?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And the weather, the weather makes it flair.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it's so cold and dry. Jesus Christ, it's
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  Speaker 5: I did not. This is my first winter in New York.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it's winter now right, Yeah, it's winter. Snowfell close,
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  Speaker 5: snowfell that counts uh, blistering cold, freezing. I don't understand how.
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  Speaker 5: And and it gets dark at four pm.
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  Speaker 9: That almost feels new. I feel like that wasn't I
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  Speaker 9: feel like they might have cranked it back another hour
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  Speaker 9: without telling us.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how. There's not a line out every
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  Speaker 5: building to jump off the room. It's fucking miserable out here.
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  Speaker 9: Two more weeks, two more weeks, two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: But well we're cutting it close.
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  Speaker 7: They where'd you come from? Where are you from?
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  Speaker 5: I'm from Dallas, so I'm used to the extreme heat.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, bro, you know what you need to do.
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  Speaker 7: You need to get into coats. This is how people
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  Speaker 7: from the northeast fool themselves into embracing winter is they say,
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  Speaker 7: I can't wait for I'm going to get a new coat.
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  Speaker 7: You get a new coat every winter, and that is
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  Speaker 7: and you can say I can't wait to show off
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  Speaker 7: my new coat, and you develop an ever expanding closet
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  Speaker 7: of coats, and that's that's.
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  Speaker 1: Did you just acquire one? Did you just get No?
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  Speaker 7: I haven't bought one yet this year, but I got
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  Speaker 7: one last summer or last winter that I'm still so
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  Speaker 7: excited at at about Yeah went a long one, yeah
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  Speaker 7: one dream yeah, dreamy duster. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Something about that whole thing makes me really depressed. Like
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  Speaker 5: my like five months in my life can't be like
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait to get this fucking cot and like
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  Speaker 5: I can't make that Like that scares the hell out
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  Speaker 5: of that.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I need to get out of it.
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  Speaker 5: That's all we have.
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  Speaker 7: Do you not feel in a Dallas summer from June
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  Speaker 7: through Labor Day of one hundred and fifteen degree humidity
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  Speaker 7: and heat? Is it? It's humid there? Right?
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  Speaker 9: Not?
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  Speaker 1: It just gets cold.
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  Speaker 5: Dallas gets cold, but in this summer, yeah, it gets
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  Speaker 5: really hot and pretty human.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, So that's what I'm saying. That to me is
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  Speaker 7: more unlivable than twenty degree weather in New York City.
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  Speaker 5: What's the nightment. I had no choice. I couldn't move,
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  Speaker 5: so yeah, nor can we I I well, you well
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  Speaker 5: you could.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying, as a child.
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  Speaker 7: What I do with all my coats? I don't know
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  Speaker 7: how on earth I would even transport them all. And
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  Speaker 7: I've built this collection. I'm not going to move somewhere
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  Speaker 7: warm and waste all these great coats I have acquired.
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: Now you'd have to go back to New York for
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: the winter.
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: Winter in New York, summer in Dallas.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: But it does get call. I was shocked when I
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: went to Dallas, or maybe I was in Fort Worth. Oh,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: sorry about that.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: It's all good, after good.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: This manager's off camera piss uh. I was shocked that
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: it was like it was a little bit like chilly,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: and it was like March there, and it was like
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: it was kind of chilly. You know, coachs. You've experienced
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: coachs before, right, I've.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Experienced a lot of people don't realize coming out of Dallas,
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: we're coming out of the mud. We had to work
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: hard to get out of there.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Of course, you get it.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: We've seen the extremes.
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: What kind of coats do you wear in Dallas?
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: A lot of sweaters believe Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: here's the thing. I'm warm blooded. I run hot, you do, yeah, okay,
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: guys clear out for a second. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: want to have a real one.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: My blood has the consistency of porridge. When I bleed,
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: it clots immediately, like putting off. I've never had stitches,
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: and I've had gaping with.
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: Tell you that much, right, yew, being dead serious, I
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: would believe you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I run insanely hot. I run really really hot.
• 17:35
  Speaker 9: Like you're like, no matter what the temperature is, you
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: got to sleep like fully, just undies on.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: No. I mean I I crank unfortunately. Are you in
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: the winter No, Now, I've taken to opening the window. Yeah,
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: but then it's so loud in New York that I
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: have two white noise machines going whoa and why I
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: wake up? It takes me a while before I can
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: hear again. Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's because both of you guys are
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: just for war and it's just like you're you're exercising
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: so much that you're raising the internal temperature like global
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: warming yourself.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: I like that thought.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I think we just put so much pressure on ourselves.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it internally. When you're cranking up the pressure
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: that much, it's gonna crank up the heat stadium through.
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: The roof twenty four hours a day.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: And it's maybe the undercarriage too. If I am picking
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: this up, you guys both have life saving thick thighs.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: Really. Oh, I thought you meant like my genitals are
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: sweaty all the time. Well, yeah, you're not wrong. In fact,
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: I will not allow a woman to go down on
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: me until I've bathed.
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: Go down on you.
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: For heat West Nile virus down there?
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: Can't I say that as a man. No, I'm sorry
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: that a woman went down on you.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Why can't you say that?
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: That just sounds wrong.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: So you've never been eating before? What are you talking about?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Your having an odorless undercarriage has never been blown back?
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: An odorless, featureless penis.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: I can't figure out of a Yeah, you'd never noticed it,
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: walking out, completely nondescript.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Do you get you get a hot undercarriage?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: I do? Yeah, Yeah, I'm so sweaty. It's bad. I
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: am one of those guys that like winter. I will
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: I have to sleep in my underwear because I'll be
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: drenched in sweat.
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, are you right? Now are you staying in like
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: a hotel?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: No, I mean like an Airbnb.
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: Does that have like a like do you have like
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: central airs?
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: Like a radiator?
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Got an AC unit in every room?
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Nice window unit though right now? Oh you've got central air?
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: I think is the thing that's like above.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: Thermostatic thermostat on the wall. It's a remote remote it
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: goes to the A C again just to it's one
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: of those big okay wall unit you gotta. But is
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: it in the window.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I know exactly where it's like the thin whin.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then there but so the okay, I got it,
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: I got it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: Oh man, we had those when we lived in Hell's Kitchen.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: It was fucking awesome.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Bro, wait till you get into central air.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Central air is when there's like vents just in the ceiling,
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: just in the ceiling, and it keeps the temperature consistent.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: You don't have to like heat it up, cool it down.
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: It just stays level. And believe it or not, it's
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: actually more cost efficient than those units.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Well I don't care because it's it's I don't pay utilities,
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: so like I'll.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Leave with a on.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: To punish, just to be clear. Yeah, you should with
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: the windows open, refrigerator open.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Refrigerator open, windows open, it's raining.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You could kind of recoup the costs by doing that in.
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: A way to have the washing machine running twenty four
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: hours away.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: That's his white noise machine.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I try to recoup at at a hotel. Sometimes I'll
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: like empty the air the hair conditioner. No, I'll empty
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: the shampoo and just use you try to use all
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: of it at once.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I'll line up
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: all the towels on the ground and see how many
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: I can come on.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: My record is four ruin them so they can't use
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: them anymore.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just make sure you know, do you lay them
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: out like long wise and you see like a is
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: it like a blank thing? I wish, well it's sid
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: to side, you know they're going.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're no, they're stacked up. There's how many he
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: can get through there?
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: I can't go long ways. I'm not coating like a
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: fucking red carpet.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Wait, so you're doing like thickness and seeing how many
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: it'll it'll blash through?
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: No, no, if I can get the fourth one away.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see, okay, And you know what I mean
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: It's like when those those videos when they put like
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: a hot coal onto something and like.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: I see why.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: It's like a block of ice yea, and I would
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: assume it's sizzles. When it makes contact with sizzles, it hisses, yes,
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: violent bubbling.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, I have to use pauly eurothane beneath it
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: the floor and those beneath.
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: That's a that's quite a setup.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: You have nice hotels to those are thick towels season.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: But again, I'm going one layer, not four, and I'm
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: going for distance not depth.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Got it. We'll try. You should try depth. You should.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: You should aim straight at the ground like kind of
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: like a firing range.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: And see if you can just like just like shooting
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: into a pool.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: One of those have someone shooting like multiple cinder blocks
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: and they're like how many cinder blocks?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Like videos there.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: Sometimes I wish they would stop fucking around with the
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: beginning guns though, because they're always like the bullets are
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: like bouncing off, like why are we wasting time here?
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: The big gun, get through the cinder block and let's
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: move on. Yeah right, yeah, exactly. There's always meater fucking
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: ricochet off.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Dude, where can you buy a fifty cow.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Is that I think from like Halliburton, even a locked Martin.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: Can you buy? Does he own those guns or is
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: he being like granted use of it by a military.
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: There was one of those videos I saw where one
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: of the guns he was like loaned, like they gave
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: it to him for like the video and they had
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: to give it back. But I think you can have
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: a fifty cow.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: It's just yeah, an anti aircraft gun for pigs, for
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the pigs, like for the par I.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: Want to come check out my flak just in case
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: the bombing raid happens again tonight.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: Have you ever shot a gun like that?
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: The most I think, the the highest caliber gun I've
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: shot As an ar.
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: I feel like if like we we did ski shooting
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: last week, and I feel like if it was like
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: if it was a fifty cow, like we wouldn't be
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: able to like move our arms.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: The next day or here. Yeah, you shot your shotguns
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: growing up you're from Dallas.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: No, not really, but I would go on, like you know,
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: trips with friends to like a ranch and we'd shoot sometimes,
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: probably like three or four times. My wife of shotguns.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we just shoot into the woods.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Uh, Yeah, shoot into a lake with like a tire
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: floating on the Oh, it's like a target.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: That's cool.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun. I we we shot together, and Francis
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: mercilessly set me up with the Instagram. I had the
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: barrel in the dirt, and I'm getting dragged for it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't know barrel in the dirt.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: Well, we only had those two photos, and you were
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: doing it in both.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't fucking know. I was thinking, hope we could
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: do some kind of photoshop situation where I didn't look
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: like such a fucking idiot.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: Sot off shotgun. The other two have full size Where
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: do you get? That?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Feels so dumb. All the outside guys that I'm like
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: trying to court are there. They're embarrassed.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to drag you. I mean,
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: not for nothing. I look like a complete cunt myself.
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: Are you guys getting torched? I'm getting just drag discipline?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: People are?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I even know what I'm doing wrong.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: It's all gonna come out in the wash because videos
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: is it out now? I mean, your performance was so
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: so superior to ours that whatever people will be like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna start leaving my muzzle in the dirt too.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: I can shoot the way around.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: This is for your your ski shooting.
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: You're saying, yeah, we shore fish for fish week.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, can Well how was fish week? Are you
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: allowed to talk about it?
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: We can talk about fish.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: It'll be out by the time.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure if I'm ready to.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: I remember I remember being starving because Harry wouldn't share
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: his fucking s wringles or.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: His fish that he caught the fish.
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: No fish were caught, unfortunately. I fell into the fish,
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: fell into the river fly fishing.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I took you did like Moses' parents or something.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: I don't know what they did. They they I guess
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: they just sent him on his way. But I think
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: they might have slept a little bit.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: Ye, France fell asleep and fell in the water, and
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: I broke my rod within all within like thirty minutes. Probably.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was embarrassing. We're not quite outdoorsman.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: You're outdoor you were you went outdoors? Yeah, but outors.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I think that people would be disappointed a bit by
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: our performance by I think that's what they want. They
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: want to be able to look down on us.
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: And say, want to look at us in the superior
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: humans or inferior.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Yes. Look, here's the thing. We are a little bit
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: of a Captain planet ensemble. And what by that I
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: mean if you took our disparate skills and combine them together,
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: you would have one outdoorsman you I Haruman. Harry can fish,
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: Rome can shoot, and I can make fires, and together
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: our powers combined, we would survive. Unfortunately, we just don't
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: get along, so we will coalesce.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: Put a camera on any of us to do any
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: of those tasks. An of us can do that, but.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: He is war ready for sure. He was just killing unketchable,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: unkeepable fish.
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: Just like use fishing with just his mouth.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: First, fat swimming, playing hungry hippos with the trout.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: The person I've ever seen a human swim like side
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: to side like that, arms.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Swimming upstream, up waterfall.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: His jaw. It was nice, though it was. It was
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: just great to get outside with the fellas.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: Honestly, it was.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: It was fun do more ship like that. I've never
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: really been on an outdoors trip with the boys. I
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: went camping one time and it was like it started raining.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: We got there after it was dark, and uh, it
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: rained down into our tent and we left within like
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: probably four hours of getting there. We just went home
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: like it wasn't for us. It was just like we
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: bailed badly.
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: It was. Dude, I don't know if I've ever been
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: camping when it doesn't rain like I think it just
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: rains way more in the woods than people think. It's
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: just pouring constantly.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Does that make sense sort of?
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that's all the trees are there for a reason.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to protect you from the rain. Yeah, of course.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: But I'd love to do more of that. Dude, Your
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: producer used to work for us with us, Emily. Yes, yes,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Emily used to work here at Barstool. Yeah. Yeah, she
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: was an intern. Do you guys remember her.
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: I I don't remember when she worked here. I just
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: know her from doing her show.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Has she ever talked about her time at Barstool? Uh?
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: Brief.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: We talked about it when she interviewed.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: She seems so much more happy on your.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Guy, that's surprising. All I remember is she really I
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: don't even remember what pod she produced, but she was
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: in love with the people who of the pod she produced.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: That's the only thing I remember. She was in love
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: with two men. She just loved. She said she had
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: the best time.
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: Did she do uh out and about out and about
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: maybe with a gay man?
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: Yes, out and about that would have been mostly sports.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Our gayest two gay dudes. But she was She was
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: so nice. But I feel like it seems like such
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: a good home hanging out with her.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: She's great. I mean, uh yeah, like it's fun. We
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: fight all the me her and Liam fight all the time,
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: but we love each other.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice. I think that when she she was
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: like intern, I did like her intern interview, and I
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: asked her about like dressing for like the male gaze
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: versus this the female gaze or something.
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: Where are you talking g A z E or g
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: A y S.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I think that that was a point of consternation.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: She kept dressing for podcast, but that was a big.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Thing at that time, Like, dude, the male gaze and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: just girls dressing for girls, which I fucking support, like the.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Well it should be male gaze is still a thing.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It was, you know, I thought it stopped.
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: No, I thought, the day we die, if that's true,
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: what's up?
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: If that is true, if that's true that women are
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: dressing more for women, I got a wonder like, it
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: seems to me that the trend over the last whatever
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: number of years is that less clothing is more for women.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Like I think that the whole crop top movement has
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: gotten shorter and shorter.
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: The tops have gotten short.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're coming up higher and higher, like the water's
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: rising or something. And I'm just wondering, like, what where
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: is this group of women that like sees a clothed
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: girl and is like she needs to wear a lot less,
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: Like where is pressure that women are exerting on other
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: women to be like too much fabric? Show more.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I think it's like just a good part of the body.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Like I wish that there was something I could do
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to show off this part of my body.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: You could play football. College football players have gone back
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: to that, like Miami op top fucking mesh jerseys.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Have you seen college football players are wearing like they're
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: making their pants really short now I have. The announcers
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: are disgusted by it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: That's what we gotta do. We should That would allow
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: a lot more ventilation.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: The undercarriage breeze, let the under let's go, Let's turn
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: the male gaze upon ourselves. Let's start dressing for each other.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: For brothers.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, support that. I'm going to start something here, would
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: do something with our platform.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Finally, well, I'm going to say this right now, Harry
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: is Is wore something nice today, and I gotta believe
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: it's because he knew you were coming. What this is
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: a great outfit you have on. I think you look Also,
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: do you have a boner right now? Is that why
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: you put a pillow.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: On your No, don't move it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: No, I actually got my penis removed this morning.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: The chair.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: I've never seen, you know, less impressive bulge than when
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: I removed. Why is the bulge going in?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I saw Ronald Reagan getting flamed for his bulge. Really
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: there was like a picture of Ronald Reagan on an
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: airplane in sweatpants, and the whole internet was just like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: no bulge, like in sweatpants and gray sweatpants. No wonder.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Nancy was the throatcoat, No wonder. She was looking outside
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the home.
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: She sucked it off.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: He drove her away.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: He drove her away with his penisless crotch.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: Lyndon Baines Johnson famously had a humongous penis. Really, yes,
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Dallas Man, right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I think so, I know we have we have a
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: highway named after him, so I think.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, right, Yes, he had a famous a famous
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: big penis huge. It was like there was like an
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: audio of him at a tailor, right, and they had
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: a tailor around his big penis. We all know this.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: We all know this.
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: I did not know that.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: We're just sharing stuff we know, is that true?
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he was at the tailor and they had to
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: measure his dick.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had like one of his pant leg had
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: to be like a jaco and the other one was
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: a skinny jean just because.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Well, he would tuck his his left nut into his
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: left sock and his right into his right two sheaths
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: and it would, yeah, between.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: His legs and up his back like one of those
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: camelback straws, just running up his back like a lav mic.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Poor guy passed out when he got a boner. No
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: blood in his brain to have to give him CPR.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: That football player Matt Khalil just uh, he got divorced
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: and his his ex wife is going on a media
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: tour saying that their divorce was because his penis prohibited
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: any any type of sexual intercourse.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: That sounds like the type of good gas. Sounds like
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: an incredible gas. Yeah, like he gave her a bigger settlement.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: For the right. Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: Now she's going on podcasts and she's like, I just
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: have to get one thing clear. The reason we broke
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: up is because his dick was too big. He's listening
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: to that, like, this is going way better than I
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: thought it was going to go.
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: I'll throw in the Malibu home if you do six
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: podcasts where you tell people I just couldn't fit it,
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: couldn't get it in, had to split.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Now you were about to muse on this? What was
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: your musing about to be? You're about to muse on this?
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Manea sounded like she left it kind of open to interpretation.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: His penis. What was the exact wording his penis was
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: there was a reason we couldn't have sex?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, maybe it was square.
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: It could have been like a round.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: I actually thought round before you.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Said the globe, like just just like a obsidian ball,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: like an apple.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Point, there's no point. What do you put in
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: the whole thing? Yeah? Where do you start with the
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: perfect sphere?
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's like a ducks penis, which is quarkscreweds. We
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: all know, we do know that, do we know that one.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we did.
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: The corkscrew has got to be it's got to be
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: crazy fucking with that. You're locked intros crew. All right,
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: you lay flat, I'm gonna start working my way left.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Is the female duck built like that on the inside?
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: Yes she is?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: It only works for it only works for duck penis. Yeah,
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: scratched out off the list.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: And female ducks from like Myrtle Beach are twist offs.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: Just the track, sir, that's not gonna work on me.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: I don't know my dad that well.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Wait, I got a great joke, you guys like this one.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I don't remember where I heard this from. All right, okay,
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: did you know that pigeons? It's actually true. Did you
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: know that pigeons when they have sex, they die?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think I knew that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Well, the one I fucked did?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: That's been some of the boy dad guys. What's up?
• 37:13
  Speaker 9: Is a banger?
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: I like that?
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah? It's fun, right, I like that fun.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: I like that. It's fun.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: It's fun smart.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just highbrow. It's the kind of stuff you'd
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: hear on weight Wait, don't tell me or something like that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: It's kind of the NPR style, PR style humor.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: What's a thinker? Because once the show ends, you're going, I.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Don't know, you revisit that you revisited tomorrow and next
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: month and next year.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and in that way, the pod kind of keeps going.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: I was listening to NPR the other day and they
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: were talking about AI and they played a clip of
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: MLK giving a speech, but he was talking about like
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: landing at like Tilted Towers and fort and I was like,
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: they shouldn't even be showing people, like what the potential
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: of this is. Yeah, that's like showing a group of
• 38:03
  Speaker 9: students and being like, don't do this, and then they're
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: all gonna go do it. The funnest was howling, laughing,
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: like listening to NPR and then all of a sudden,
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: it's mlk is voice talking about Fortnite or some shit.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah what is And like I didn't know the NPR
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: audience knew Tilted Towers.
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: Now it was like a deep cut, it's for you.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's there's like a weird there's gotta be a
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: word for this, weird like sensation of like seeing those
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: two worlds collide. Yeah, that's happening more and more it's
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: really unsettling to hear them talking about tilted. Yeah, I
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: don't like that.
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: It's weird.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: What were you doing listening to NPR? Where were you
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: in the car?
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: I'm always listening. You don't listen every day?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Animal your tall ass radio? To it, your big ass radio.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know the last time I cracked open NPR,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I missitated some talk.
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: I needed some talking points for today.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: It was the scariest thing they said about AI. Nothing new,
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: so terrifying.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: It is just very like all the AI I've been getting.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: It's just like affirming. It just tells me what I
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: want to hear. It's it's like I could use a
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: little dissent from my AI.
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: It's totally that's what it is. They just lie. It's
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: just a lot.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: It's all a lie.
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: It's a lot. That's two plus two and it'd be
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: like four, and then you could be like you sure
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: about that? I think it's actually five, and they'd be like,
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: you're totally right, Mike.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Did you guys hear about the task rabbit thing when
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: they were first building Chetchibut? No, they had it, I
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: for I can't remember the exact details, but they had
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: it like Uh, they needed chatt to do a task,
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: so it was like running on its own and in
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: order to like complete whatever the task was, it had
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: to solve like a capture when it made an account.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: So chagibt on its like on its own decision, went
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: to task grabb it and hired someone to solve the
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: capture and the guy, the guy said, are you AI
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: and Chat? No, that's solved it for them.
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: Don't ask those questions and just choose how many of
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: these photos have bridges?
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: And I think it said like I'm an old person
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: and I lost my sight or something like that. Fact
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: check me. I got like forty percent.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Of it right, So that's fine. They're not We're not
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: fact based. Cool.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, neither.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: We're vibes based. And then that vibe for good.
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: You'd like to say things in confidence and then when
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: they're wrong, we say it's comedy podcasts, marshals.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Frank Anchors. I feel like that's what John Stewart always
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: used to say whenever people would criticize him and be like,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I'm on before Crank Anchors.
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: You can't take ship.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. It's such a good get out of JEF
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: free card. Call her daddy.
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Harry, I do really like your outfit.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It looks so good.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: I've warned this outfit dozens.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: Don't you do that now?
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: What you do?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Of course?
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, what do you got on?
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: We got the same thing ship with the same type
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: ship close? Stan Stan Smiths are those Stan Smiths?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I believe. So there's a documentary about him, Stan about
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Stan Smith. I didn't know. He didn't know. You're gonna
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: have to check this out.
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: What size shoes do you wear?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Make me like?
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: I got fucking.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Elevens? I'm a size seven. I just buy stuff the
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: end because I'm deeply insecure.
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: He leaves the paper in the shoe, take out of
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: the tow there probably is great.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I used to when I was in like high school.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I bought a pair of size eighteen orange shoes and
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I just wore them around, and I like, I don't
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: know if I was convinced that it was gonna be
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: like wearing baggy pants, like it's gonna be like the
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: next wave of just wearing fucking massive shoes. But I've
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: fooled some people, Like I went to my mom's work
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: and like a guy was like, what size shoes are those?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: You're going to be tallest.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Funny.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I just didn't have the heart to tell him was
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: stealing valoror of a big footed man. Stolen valor I went.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: I did something not dissimilar to that, where I remember
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: my friend Michael and I were both growing at a
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: crazy rate. We were the biggest kids in the grade.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: And I got to like six foot three and size
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: thirteen shoe, and then like the next pair of shoes
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: I bought, I went to fourteen without even thinking that
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: there was a world where I could have stopped growing,
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: and I wore these fourteens. It was a pair of
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: Air Force ones for like a year, and I had
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: to pull the laces so fucking tight they were a
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: tournique to the top of my foot. But I was like,
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: I liked telling people that I was a size fourteen. Yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: it was nice. Then I had to move backwards to
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: a thirteen. That is a that's a feeling I went
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: back to.
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: I had to go back to a nine.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: From from a nine and a half, you're still you
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: might be you might have to keep going.
• 43:09
  Speaker 9: I could go to an eight and a half. It's
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: pretty crazy.
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: It is half is when you start measuring women's size.
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, like I'm a six.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I was listening to a ludacrous song the other day
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: and he was like, stepped out the swamp and seven
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: and a half gators, and he like flexes. He said,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: stepped out the swamp and seven and a half gaters.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: It's like seven and a half. Like he's flexing that
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: he's wearing gator boots that are size seven and a half.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Those are petite feet.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: That's a petite feet. That's a hoof, that's not a
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: whole foot that that fucking ludicrous is bragging about A
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: seven and a half is fucking crazy. Put it in
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: a lyric of a of a bragging song of a
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Missy Elliott song didn't sit right with mesame seven and
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: a half? You keep that to yourself?
• 43:54
  Speaker 9: How big is he?
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: How tall is really short?
• 43:57
  Speaker 9: Is?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's just proud.
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: Maybe we did a we did a parcel breakfast with
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: him once? Yeah?
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: What really, Chris?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: He's one of my favorite concerts. I haven't been to.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: It was a Chris concert. Chris.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: Did you see his rider? When it went viral? He
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: performed it to college and his Rider got published. I
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: remember it was like I want eight white wash cloths
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: of this brand among a list of one hundred white women.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: When you said he's getting there.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Don't you'll see? Uh No, I remember. And he wanted
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: a like a box, a box of like twenty four
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Excel condoms or whatever.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Like, dude.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: You don't. You don't want to know.
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: He's just gross shopping.
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like don't she don't? You like, don't Why are
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: you telling a sophomore he's on the fucking play committee
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: for the fucking college student life thing to go out
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: and buy you XL com I would do that.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm doing absolutely no fucking And I'm like, I
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: need sixty.
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: How big do you have to be to have your
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: rider be like some expensive shit? Like what if I
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: just started being.
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: Like, well, you can do that. It just comes out
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: of your back end.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: He was a poor man.
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: I thought it was kind of like, you know, the
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: club with the club. I guess Ludicris probably isn't doing clubs,
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: comedy clubs. Just a little bit of a different rider situation.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, bring some a fresh box. Sure he made like
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: three hunder grand for that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: Probably?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Was he nice on barstool breakfast?
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: He was really nice. Actually, I hate to say it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: I'm embarrassed I rapped for him.
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: Oh embarrassing.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, It's just something I'd like written years earlier. No, Roan,
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: I would never wrap in front of you. I'd rather wrap.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: I would rather wrap in front of Ludacris than you.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Don't say that. I just want to hear it.
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: I just want to know, too much respect for you.
• 46:02
  Speaker 9: You know, Roan's going back behind your back and he's like, yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: Francis is trap.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: Link up with.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Would not do that.
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: Finally, see what you're talking about. La trapped for me too.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: He runs straight to Pat Bev and be like, you
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: got I got something for you that I think he's drop.
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: Drop the whole trust fun thing, that's not it? Go
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: for this?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Do they go do into large and Willie Cologne push
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: you into doing that?
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: I think Willy encouraged it, and maybe Pat two.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: So you just had it, you had it in the
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: tuck right.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: I had recorded a song when I was a senior
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: in college, just for fun. I was gifted like a
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: three hour session at a recording studio in Boston, so
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: I wrote something for that. It was a cool present.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: I liked making music. I mean not like not making music,
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: but I like watching engineers like make beats and going
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: into a studio or whatever.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: And who gifted it to you?
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: My girlfriend at the time.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: She went to foster your dreams.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a really cool present. It was like
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: a make a wish except I was healthy.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: But did the sound engineers say when you went in?
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: He told me that I had a few pitching issues.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: But the issue that I had there, the issue I
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: had there because I sang the chorus to the song.
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: What I did. What I didn't know is that when
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: I had the headphones on, yeah, I couldn't hear my
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: own voice that well. And if I took them off,
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: I could sing on key as I can sing key.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: But I h I was losing this the sort of
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: aund a little bit with the headphones on.
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you need to have them. That's why you're hearing
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: like the beginning of a rap song with like give
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: me a little bit more reverb.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it turned me out.
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: Yea. For me, it was like, I want to take
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: these off. I'm going to take them off. Is that okay?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Did you sing with vibrato?
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: So funny? I got to hear more about this.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: Do you have the song, or at least what I
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: wonder if I have a copy of it, of.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Churus, what was the book? What was like the words
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: of it? You don't have to sing it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to think.
• 48:16
  Speaker 9: You got it. I know, you know right now you're
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: just contemplating if you want to say that.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: The song was called no, no, no No. I don't
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: remember the chorus exactly. I remember the verses more.
• 48:25
  Speaker 9: Give us hit us with one.
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: No.
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: I'm just saying it.
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: Just back off, guest, we have company. For God's sake,
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: there's an a talent show.
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: I'm dying to hear.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: The song was called Renaissance, man. I think that's badassuh.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: And it was just about like, you know, it's me bragging.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: That was it.
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: That's sick nice, That's what rap is.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just bragging.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: I think there's a clip of this somewhere of me
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: rapping for Ludacris.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: That yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I'm more interested on the actual the set, the
• 49:06
  Speaker 9: studio session, like did you roll up solo? It's just
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: you and the engineering, the guys.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Were you smoking? Were you smoking that tree?
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: In the try this place was really professional. They were
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: This was not like some guys, you know, shed that
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: he had soundproofed. It wasn't what Hustle and Flow or
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: whatever the fuck that movie is.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: It was what a nice studio?
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what's that movie called? That was a good movie.
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  Speaker 9: Hustle and Flow.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: It's got Terrence Howard in it, and he's a rapper.
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  Speaker 5: How recent did this come out a while ago?
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  Speaker 7: a cliff top like cafe and DJ Qualls and his
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  Speaker 7: the staff from that cafe that night.
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  Speaker 5: That's pretty sick.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: That's sick.
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  Speaker 5: That's nothing to be embarrassed about.
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: No I'm not that embarrassed. Luduacris was like pretty nice
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: about it in the end, but hold on, I want
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: to find this DJ.
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: Qual Ludacris is the one that he's got the music
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: video where he's got the massive arms.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you ever do you ever try to rap?
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: We me and my friend, I mean we would like
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: freestyle wrap on.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: The bus was horrible, Like do you remember what words
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: you rhymes with each other? And he like stand out rhymes, rhyme.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: No, I mean they were all stand out, so I
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: can't really It was all kind of like it was
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: like really heady.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: I do remember in college my buddy had a like
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: a mic and he was into music and we like
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: tried to do like we were like absolutely hammered in
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: my house trying to do like a Lonely Island type
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: song is the worst piece of ship ever made. We
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: looked at each other like we have to kill our.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: In the moment, you knew right away. In the moment,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you knew right away that you had.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: To once he like pieced it together, we have to
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: take our own line. If I ever have a chance
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: of having a career, this has to die here dude,
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: or I'll kill all of you.
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: I don't think I ever tried to break into the
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: rap scene. I tried to be I tried to make
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: beats for.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: A while and we found those Yeah yeah, I deleted
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: them all.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right after we found they were good.
• 57:35
  Speaker 9: There were a couple of heaters in there.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Everyone, I feel like, has that desire.
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, obviously it's like the coolest job of all time.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: And everyone thinks they're like, I could do it if
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: I figure it out.
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: But I don't think if I could just make it
• 57:46
  Speaker 9: click beatsil making beats, I feel like it is easier
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: than it's a lot of just like adding ship, it's
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: less embarrassing, it's well, no, it's definitely. It's definitely less embassed,
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: like less of a risk.
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: Look at this, dang that's DJ Qualls. That's Kyle from
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: road Trip on the cliff and.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: You can see his chink with Tara in the background.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude.
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: By the way, we met him and I asked him
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: about I was eighteen. I asked him about his like
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: story or whatever, and he was like, yeah, I was
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: living in London at whatever, working some job I think
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: or something like that, and he was just walking down
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: the street one day when a scout for the Dole
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: chain Gabana was like, I love your look. You're a model.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: Whoa And then he was a fucking model and he's
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: like a very weird looking dude. And from that is
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: how he got the cast and call for a road trip.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: He's a pretty good actor.
• 58:51
  Speaker 9: I feel like he's a lot more of getting discovered.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's where I swear to you for the next Like,
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: once I moved to New York, my belief was that
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: I was like I just need to walk the way.
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just got to get out more.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: I need to Yeah, every time I leave the house
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: is an opportunity, is an interview. Yeah, and I need
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: to walk down the street with no sunglasses, no hat on,
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: you know, looking the part. And yeah, clearly I did not.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: My mom was had them all probably like twenty twelve
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: or twenty thirteen, and she was like, I just like
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: ran into a talent, like a talent scout, and like
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: they want to meet you just off of like you
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: want to set up in general, just off the word
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: of my mom. That's crazy. And I and I and
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I did, I like drove down and it was like
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the craziest pyramid scheme. I walked into an office just
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: nothing on the walls, nothing on the desk, and they
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: had like a binder.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Have you ever done any adult films?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Your mom said you'd be great at How old were you?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I was probably like, uh, like twenty four.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: Twenty that's so funny, I know, it's like rules.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like drove from like Pennsylvania down to like
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: the DC area just like being this meeting, and they
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: were like it was such a pyramid scheme that they
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: didn't want to take no for an answer, Like they
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: wanted me to agree to something financially before. It was
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: very predatory.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 9: But she just like yeah, she was just like yeah,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: there's some town got at the mall we're taking the meeting.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: I was talking to some actress who like told me
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: when she was like thirteen, she got discovered at the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: mall and like her whole career started from there. But
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: I was like, it's such a weird. Yeah, it'sess for
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: like a thirty year old dude to see like a
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: thirteen year old oh and be like yeah, we're like
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: we're going to be in each other's life.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: Time driving to the mall every morning, like you know
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: in the back of your head this is bad.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: But in general, so yeah, I just rewatched Gary Golman's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: The Great Great Depression, and he talks about how back
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: in the day there was this fear in the seventies
• 1:01:12
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• 1:01:15
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• 1:01:18
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• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: year went missing. It was three hundred. And he goes,
• 1:01:25
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• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: Nobody goes, he goes, listen, finding a kid if you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: were missing back then, like we we didn't have social media,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: We didn't have that. He goes, We had milk, and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: every time you had milk, you stared at the face
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: of this missing child, like, shouldn't I be out there?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: Oh God, it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: By the way of milk, I know, no ads.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: I heard that brief clips of the of me doing
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: the wrapping. Now I remember distinct that because I was
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: rapping for Ludicrous, I got rid of the black scent
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: with which I had actually done the song and made
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: it as I whitified my voice for him, and it
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: comes off worse. Yeah, you gotta find that middle find
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: there is a middle ground.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, there definitely is, totally damn So.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: I don't think that I'm going to have that struck
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: from my Instagram timeline, which isn't to say that people
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: won't still find it on on I think Twitter.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 9: But good thing he was on Serious, it was it
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: was the void to talk to the head of Serious
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: to get a hold of that towards Yeah, locked away. Yeah,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: I thought Stovey just signed with Serious.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, I know cool.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for my brother.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Is now on Serious, I think so.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, did you guys see him in I haven't seen
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 9: it yet. I think I might actually see it today.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: Dude, it's great. Yeah, it's so good.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: What is what is the Luca? Can you talk about
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: the Luca movie you did? Look at you know?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I can give like surface level stuff.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: You did a Luca? How do you say talk about
• 1:03:18
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• 1:03:19
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• 1:03:24
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• 1:03:26
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• 1:03:30
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• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: There might be a few.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: That's great. Hanging on at the end order, I say, reed, Yeah,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: so you did a film and it was in Italy
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: that you show we filmed in Italy. This is fucking cool, man.
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  Speaker 5: It was really cool. It was like the highlight of
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• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: We're asking I find myself, We're asking you a question. Now,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: you did a film. I did a film in Italy. Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: Like this conversation has shifted from like, well, it's more
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: of a picture.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: I did this picture.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I shot it in Italy.
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  Speaker 7: It was it was a talkie. Yeah no. But I mean,
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  Speaker 5: Well that's how I like it. Yeah, I like to
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  Speaker 5: Just play Well, I'm not a movie star by any means,
• 1:04:40
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  Speaker 1: you are star in my eyes you We'll tell you
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  Speaker 5: You like Italy?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 9: It was sick New York.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: Uh, Yeah, significantly, of course, Dia.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I didn't. I wasn't interested.
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  Speaker 9: That's more just about typing it into maps. That was
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  Speaker 9: the whole.
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  Speaker 1: You get, you get flagged.
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  Speaker 5: Couldn't bring myself to it. Yea, it was awesome though.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: I loved Italy. I've never been to Italy. Uh, And
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: I got to explore. I met some very cool people.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: And I'm definitely gonna I'm definitely not gonna be a
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: start this The coss is stacked in this movie. I'm
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: gonna be over outshined, overshadowed by everybody.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: You could steal the show, though, and that's where that's
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: where you need. You need you need people of higher
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: billing so that you can steal from them. True.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: Well, the second I realized that I was the least
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: important person in the movie, I knuked every take, realized
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: I wasn't gonna do anything here. I didn't even look up.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: I didn't even look up.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Its dead at the camera every time.
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• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: we're gonna lose funding.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: I would love to be just a problem on set,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 9: just the worst person to work with exactly. I don't
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: think I'm gonna do that right now.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: I don't wanna. Sorry, Sorry, you guys are already over budget.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah I did, gonna set me back a little bit,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: but I'll be fine.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Worth it though, Yeah, definitely worth it.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: Cool big time.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: SA's was a problem on set one time with a
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: show that we did, uh oh yeah reality show and
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: and uh he grabbed one of the like PA's walkie
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: talkies and just went may day.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 9: May It was a way bigger deal than I thought
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 11: Nothing, and it was gonna be like a couple of
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 11: laughs through the walkie talkie. Like people were people went
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 11: into me like mode and think throughout this. They like
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 11: had to sit him down.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: All the pas were like, you're the kid that said
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: may day, Like you think it's a big Like these
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: dudes in like fingerless gloves like coming up to me like.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 9: Six hours after the fact and be like not funny,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 9: that was not cool, understood, understand.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: I love seeing people on set with fingerless gloves. Everyone.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they don't want their fingers getting hot. There's a
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: perfect amount of comfort.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: They don't want calluses on their polems.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 9: Exactly exactly now to find that in between.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: I have a pair of only fingered clubs. There's no palm.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: You know who uses those? Like deli workers they have
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: like finger finger condoms. They like will do like five
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: finger condoms.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 9: Crazy thinking that would actually be the most effective. Like
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 9: your fingers are the part that gets cold. It's not
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 9: the palm, you know.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: It's like an assless chat for the hand kind of like.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 9: I feel like the palm is actually where the heat
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: generates from, right at a little sweat to my palm
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 9: right now, Like I could, I could think I could
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: use a pair of those just fingers the palms free.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Well, I know that the sound guys I talked to
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: you that have the fingers, of course it's for, it's
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: for it doesn't make sound when they grip the pole.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: But they still need to be dexterous.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: So I heard a nasty podcast about sound guys, uh
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: that that they're actually going through a terrible recession right now.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: The Hollywood in general is going through a bad recession.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: Have experienced this.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: I haven't because I mostly work on like internet stuff,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: so like I'm all good, but yeah, it's it's bad
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: people are you know. We have people who like are
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: helping us around our office. Sometimes they're like really talented,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: like DPS or like yeah sound guys, and they're like
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: can we help you, like come clean your office. There's
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: no work and it's like such a challenge.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like that, just like being made.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: Especially I hate to say it, but I will never
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: hear DP and not think double penetrator.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 9: Oh I think Dave Portnoy. Unfortunately, that's a little clearer.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: I think double penetration.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, penetration.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: I think of the woman, not the penetrators the act right,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: and I think the poor lady. What does she happen?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: What's her story?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: Well, you said that they can't find work, and I
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: was like, I guess everybody's filled.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: No more holes. They said it was because the studios
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: like were urged to.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: I don't know, because they're making all the movies on
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 9: Sora too.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: It's just Martin Luther King starring and everything. Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: Have you all seen those MLK like w w E
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: Sora videos? I don't think, but they are unfortunately the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: funniest thing, dude, the.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: Stephen Hawking WWE video and then the chiropractor videos of
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: the old people, yes, throwing them through the wall.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: Do you guys remember YouTube poop?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: Do you guys remember what that was?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: I don't think so.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Sean's knowingly nodding. Yeah, it's like really like it.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Was like really short, like animated videos on YouTube, kind
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: of like brain rot before brain rode. And I feel
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: like this is literally just like the new incarnation. I'm
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: writing a whole thesis on this, the new incarnation of
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: YouTube poop. It's so cyclical.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 9: I agree, thank yeah, I agree. I don't know what
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: you two group is, but I'm right there with you.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Well, how old are you twenty nine?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: Okay? I was gonna say, that's strange to hear you
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: mentioned something that is of the younger zeite geist that
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: he wouldn't know about. How old are you twenty four?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: Get out of town?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're an old soul.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: Though, sure is really ancient soul? Address God damn jeriatrics
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: soul over here.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm i Teeter on millennial gen Z. So I'm
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: kind of I'm a forgotten generation.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: What generation are you?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Acts? I think?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: I think technically i've seen millennial agency. I've seen like
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: two different.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I forgot, there's not actually like it's yeah, I've
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 9: seen people claiming millennial whoa, I've heard.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: That going around.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I'm claiming Jenna.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: Jenna is Forrest Gum's girlfriend. That's a banger.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. Look at that.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 9: You want to hit ny?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: This is every and this is every episode with him.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: No, it's not. I only do well we have every episode.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: I'm not funny unless we have guests.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: He's always like this and it's freaking unbelievable.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 9: I just need I need somebody who his talent.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's like his wrap. He's a renaissance man.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, boy, I told you.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: We were gonna get up some crazy ship on this.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: You did say.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: I told you.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: You did say.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: It's gonna be insane, making history right now. We are.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: It's nuts. This is fun. I'm glad we got you
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: on here. Uh, we're not done. I'm just uh we
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: never said if you don't know, who will Angus Is.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: He's the star of the All the Friday Beers Sketches
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: Almost Friday.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: The podcast is called Almost Friday Podcast.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: Almost Friday Podcast. You should check out a lot of
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: your work. I mean I could thank you sight specific
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: things that I've seen you do that I have come
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: back to because I like them so much.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: Well, I appreciate that. Please keep watching them. We need
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: the views. We need to generate some revenue, So a
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: revenue please.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: I had a drinks with Max Barrett like a week
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: or two.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Oh nice.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, and I like I like both the Barrett
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 7: boys very much.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 9: We can wrap it up to how long we've been going,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 9: probably over an hour.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Whoa, Holy fuck?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 7: Cool? And it feels like that, Wow, you know we
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: need to have guests more often. Yeah, I don't agree.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: They're not all going to be like you know what
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, they wanted gems.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: You don't always get movie stars who still don't admit
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 7: humbly that they have attained that.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: I literally haven't.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: So it's.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: It's easy to be like I have.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: I think when that movie comes out, I think you're
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: I think everybody knows you're You're the next guy.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: No, it's they're so in the movie there's so many roles.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: He's trying to jinx you right now.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm reading for you. Everybody's reading for you.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Before you leave. We'd like you to peel a volume
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: off one of these shows and take it home for yourself.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Really something like yeah, choice, this is like the Criterion Collection.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: It's our best. That's our best.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: I always wanted to do that.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: It's all Dave Portnoy's works.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, the ghost written or he handwrote them.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 9: He's written all of these rights haven't gone public. I see,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: it's just a little they'll be leaking out Slice of
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 9: our worlds.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's incredible.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: You'll really like it. Thanks for thanks for coming, Thanks
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: for having me on Guys.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 7: Anything you wanna you want to tell people to check out.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: Guys, please check out our YouTube channel Almost Friday TV.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: We post sketches and then I also do the Almost
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: Friday podcast with Liam Kulla my my funny little friend
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: that I get back in LA and my roommate and
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: I miss him and I'm excited to be back. So
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: you was that you live with one another?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: We do.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: We realize that the brick.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Walls we're trying to go for that tax benefit in
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: about four more years of living together. So yeah, we're
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: getting there.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: Wait, what's that is that?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: I think if you live together with someone long enough,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: you don't have to marry them to get like some
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: sort of I think.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 7: So. Yeah, So one, if one of you didn't have healthcare,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: you could actually go on the other person's healthcare at
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: their work A lot of the time.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Well, Liam doesn't have health care, he doesn't need it.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: I take care of him, and I take him to
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: the doctor when he needs it, and I make sure
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: that he gets what he needs correct, diet wise, exercise wise,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: the type of content he's consuming, the TV shows you watch.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: I'm I've got that all figured out for him.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: So digestively, you just buy cool those legs.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Get him right, correct, you know, I keep him, I
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: keep him ground.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: He's very sweet.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: He's a sweet boy.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: He's very sweet, aside from the cold. Is there any
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: part of you that feels that being in New York
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: City would benefit your creative career.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: More Broadway off Broadway? Uh?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: Maybe coming here more often to like work with people
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: I like out here, But I don't think it would
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: change the like the way I like write stuff, or
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: like you know what I mean. This is just about honestly,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: it's about like who you're working with.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and so totally agreed.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: Cool sweet spool angus everybody.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 9: Thanks guys listening.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: Thanks for the shirt.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: I hope you wear it. I'd like to see a
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: picture of you wearing it. The next time you do.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: It'll be in my quilt in.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: This green printing is so bad on that.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 9: Mall.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: I'll be in Austin this weekend is next week? Yea sweet.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: I'll be in Austin this weekend at Cap City Friday
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: and Saturday, and then Boston. I think we're adding shows
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 7: from Boston December fourth to the seventh.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 9: Now, I will be in Baltimore, coming off of a
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 9: fantastic weekend in Chicago. Thank you everybody. And I will
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 9: be in Baltimore coming up or this weekend. Yeah, this weekend,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 9: I'll be in Baltimore, Harry said. Website dot com. What's
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 9: your website, Harry Settle website.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: I'll check it out.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 9: It's the perfect website for all things Harry Settle.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Got games on there? Oh yeah, flash games?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, I.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: Want to play tanks on there. A girl, so.
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  Speaker 1: I looked on.
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  Speaker 5: Get a round.
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  Speaker 8: one bred day. We'll drifted.
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