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Why Everyone Is Talking About This Channel · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: Good morning, starshine, the earth says hello. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that was. I think that's a quote from Willy Wonka.
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka. But it's true, you are my starshine,
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  Speaker 1: and I say hello, and I hope you're having a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful day, and that you're shining as much as the
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  Speaker 1: sun's shining. Because you're shining in my eyes. Yes, you are.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna dim that shine a little bit because
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna lose some brain cells watching some more Tomorrow's Teachings.
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  Speaker 1: Hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel or
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  Speaker 1: welcome to my YouTube channel. I'm crazy and you can
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  Speaker 1: call me crazy and today we are doing what I
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  Speaker 1: said before. We are going to be diving back into
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow's Teachings because it's awesome. It's my new favorite channel.
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  Speaker 1: I love watching it with you guys. You guys have
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  Speaker 1: loved me watching these particular channels, these life lesson channels.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's important to learn these life lessons. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: without further ado, let's just get into it. And for
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  Speaker 1: those of you who have not watched my other video,
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  Speaker 1: it's right here. Go check it out. Pretty good. Learned
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  Speaker 1: a lot from that video. But if you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to go watch that video, if you just want to
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  Speaker 1: know now what's going on. Basically, Tomorrow's Teachings is a
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  Speaker 1: lesson learning channel for everyday issues. Very relatable. Extremely relatable.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff in this channel happens every day.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Liar! Basically, they're a channel with 217,000 subscribers. Pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 1: We could just look at some of their videos to
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  Speaker 1: see how relatable they are. Husband shares his wife with
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  Speaker 1: a black guy. Been there. No, just kidding. Black Karen
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  Speaker 1: fights transgender. Karen mom shoots daughter's boyfriend. I hate when
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  Speaker 1: that happens. That's the worst. So I think we just
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  Speaker 1: frickin' spin the wheel of fortune and just pick one
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  Speaker 1: of these and dive right in. This one looks crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Asian lady eats dog. Let's watch.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up on tomorrow's teachings.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up on tomorrow's teachings. I do like the announcer's voice. Ooh,
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  Speaker 1: so yummy. I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you're lucky I don't eat cats.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: She had a whip. She had a whip. What is happening?
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  Speaker 1: Why am I crying right now? This is terrible. Who
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  Speaker 1: made this? We know who made this. Let's watch it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't, let's just watch it. A few hours earlier.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good to hear from you, Bella.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Bella.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like we were just senior in college yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: A lot has changed.
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  Speaker 1: Same. Just kidding, I was never a senior in college.
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  Speaker 1: I never graduated. Education is overrated. Am I right?
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  Speaker 2: Just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Go to school, kids. Go to school or else you'll
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  Speaker 1: end up like me.
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  Speaker 3: Parents died in a plane crash. Things have been pretty rough.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody was in a plane crash?
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  Speaker 3: She sneaks out all the time and I never know
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  Speaker 3: what she's up to. We have been looking after our
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  Speaker 3: parents' house. We are trying to get it sold at
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  Speaker 3: the moment. So hey, if you are in the market,
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  Speaker 3: let me know.
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  Speaker 1: I like this. The blinds in the background are concerning.
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  Speaker 1: What happened there? It looks like somebody got really... I
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  Speaker 1: don't even... It's like upward. Did somebody like....
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Was a dog trying to get out? Was that what
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  Speaker 1: was going on? What's happening? For the record, I don't
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  Speaker 1: agree with this, by the way. I'm watching it because
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  Speaker 1: I think it's absolutely absurd. That's why I watch these videos.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're absolutely absurd and horribly offensive. But I
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  Speaker 1: think that's the point of this, is to convey that.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: She's going nowhere. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. She's got to
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  Speaker 1: be places. I'm the dog sitter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, please come in.
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  Speaker 1: The dog sitter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no.
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  Speaker 1: I think I know where this is going.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming. Dude, they use this house. I
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  Speaker 1: think this is like an Airbnb. I don't know whose
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  Speaker 1: house this is, but this has been in both the
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  Speaker 1: other videos I've watched tomorrow's teachings. They only got one set.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of people living in that house. A
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  Speaker 1: little girl tried to poison her mom in this house,
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  Speaker 1: I think. If that was the right video I watched
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  Speaker 1: last time. What do you know about the rock poison?
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  Speaker 1: My plan is spoiled.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: We took samples of the ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: All the way to Florida. for a custom-made engagement ring.
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  Speaker 1: I don't trust it to be shipped, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go tomorrow and get it. So thank you, thank you
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  Speaker 1: for coming. The script is amazing. I'm just glad I
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  Speaker 1: could help. Oh, what? The dog's so cute. Look at
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  Speaker 1: his little dip-dyed ears. That reminds me of when I
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  Speaker 1: dip-dyed my hair. I look just like this dog. Look
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  Speaker 1: at that. You can't even tell us apart. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Should I do that again? Probably not. Oh, so yummy. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: so cute.
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  Speaker 3: This is Ginger.
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy. Ginger? I'm Ginger. Oh my God, this
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  Speaker 1: dog is me.
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  Speaker 2: I am her.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I hope she doesn't get eaten.
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  Speaker 3: The maniacal.
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  Speaker 1: You won't see your dad again.
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  Speaker 2: So, you guys, enjoy the evening.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about her. She's in great hands.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like she's not. Bye-bye. Oh. Ew, I feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: I need bleach. Just kidding. Is she going to Is
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  Speaker 1: she gonna eat it or is she gonna f *
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  Speaker 1: * *? Is this a family-friendly channel? I think it's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be. I feel like it's not. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: the music got maniacal. Oh no, the music got maniacal.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't hurt the dog. Please don't hurt the dog.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's fake. YouTube, that's fake, by the way. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: please blur the dog. I was expecting this to be
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  Speaker 1: like a lesson, like you shouldn't judge a book by
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  Speaker 1: its cover or you shouldn't, you know, give into terrible
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  Speaker 1: stereotypes and all that stuff. But they went in, they
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  Speaker 1: did it. They did the thing. I hope there's like
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  Speaker 1: a weird twist that they do where like she's imagining
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  Speaker 1: this or somebody else is imagining this or something. I.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I like how the hair's still on it. She
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know how to cook stuff. This has to be fake.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's fake, but I just mean like,
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  Speaker 1: this can't be real. This can't be in the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I like how they didn't say before either that no
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  Speaker 1: dogs were harmed in the making of this. I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: to get concerned. It's fake. It's a fake dog, pretty sure.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's a pillow from Urban Outfitters, not a dog. Okay, wow.
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  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen when he comes back? Is she just
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  Speaker 1: gonna say it ran away or something? I think I
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  Speaker 1: watched another one of these where somebody got accused of
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  Speaker 1: eating a dog, now that I think of it. Was
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  Speaker 1: that this Tomorrow's Teachings too? Vegetarian forces girlfriend to eat dog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, this is so true. I really love
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  Speaker 1: eating dogs on this channel. I like the shot. This
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  Speaker 1: is a nice frame. This is crazy. This is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: There's a cat. Oh, she doesn't like cats though. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: so you'll eat a dog, but you won't eat a cat?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Trish.
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  Speaker 1: Says a lot about you. You have a cat? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I totally forgot to mention that. That's just Felix. He
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  Speaker 1: won't bother anybody. You forgot to mention your cat?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know they're self-sufficient, but I think that's
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  Speaker 1: worth noting. What if she's deathly allergic or something? What
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  Speaker 1: if she dies or something? Tragedy. Just leave him in
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  Speaker 1: his room.
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  Speaker 2: He has a litter box and food.
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  Speaker 1: In my room.
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  Speaker 2: Just let him go.
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  Speaker 1: What is the twist here?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. How's my baby girl?
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  Speaker 1: Oh! Oh, she's great. She's delicious. I'm about to take
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  Speaker 1: her for a walk.
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  Speaker 2: You're amazing. Please call me if you need anything, all right?
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  Speaker 2: All right. Bye. Go back.
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  Speaker 1: She's sus.
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  Speaker 2: You're lucky I don't eat cats.
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  Speaker 1: It's tradition to my culture.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it. This is just so bad. This is bad.
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  Speaker 1: This is so bad. Oh, I shouldn't have chose this one. Maybe, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: To the gods.
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  Speaker 1: To the, what? Check on her.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, babe.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, babe.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, babe.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do me a favor, please?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to go check on the dog?
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  Speaker 2: I was... On this dog app, hire this woman.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to speed this up. This is hard. This
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  Speaker 1: is hard. But when I call her. It's always a
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  Speaker 1: business convention with these people. And I'm wondering if you
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  Speaker 1: can just like check on her for me. Why wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you get your babe to watch the dog? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you getting a stranger to watch your dog? What's happening here?
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  Speaker 3: Of course, I will call right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, babe.
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  Speaker 2: I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, oh wait, let me guess. Is Babe the sister?
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  Speaker 1: And then she's gonna walk in on the sister and
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna be like, why do you always do this?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you always eat people's dogs? That would be crazy. Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. Hello. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. What's that? You know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's your sister's problem. It's your sister's vice. It's Your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend's dog. The bridge! I've seen this bridge in another's
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow's Teachings. I love how they use the same sets
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  Speaker 1: for everything. That's awesome. Is she gonna throw the cat
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  Speaker 1: off the ledge? This bitch is killing cats and dogs
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  Speaker 1: left and right. When they say it's raining cats and dogs,
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  Speaker 1: it's just Debra or whatever her name is throwing it
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  Speaker 1: off a bridge. What the hell? Oh, the knee drop.
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  Speaker 1: How did they show up exactly when that happened? How
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  Speaker 1: did they know she was there? The timing is too good.
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  Speaker 1: It seems a bit off. I was immersed in it,
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  Speaker 1: thought it was real. Now I'm taken out of it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad. So you mean to tell me you eat
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  Speaker 1: dogs to cope with the loss of your parents? We
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  Speaker 1: missed so many chapters!
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  Speaker 2: What happened?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so she eats dogs to cope with the loss
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  Speaker 1: of her parents. Asylum.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Why haven't you arrested her?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She will be arrested. It's just mandatory I ask her
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  Speaker 1: a few more things. One of which that was the
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  Speaker 1: last one. You have the right to remain silent. I
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  Speaker 1: love the scripts.
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  Speaker 2: I suppose.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this guy? This old man who had nothing
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  Speaker 1: else to do. He's probably retired. He's like, yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do the job. I'm a retired cop. I can do this. Officer,
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  Speaker 1: she killed my folks.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Must be in a lot of pain. I
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  Speaker 1: like his monotone delivery. I know. I'm sorry. You must
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  Speaker 1: be in a lot of pain.
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  Speaker 2: I will visit you.
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  Speaker 1: I will visit you. Is this what's happening? Is this
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  Speaker 1: the story? There's no twist? She's literally just eating dogs? Oh!
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  Speaker 1: What animal eats stray meat off a counter?
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I've done that. I've done that. Especially like salami or something.
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  Speaker 1: Could have been a dog. Never doing that again. Is
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  Speaker 1: he allergic to dog?
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  Speaker 2: To dog meat?
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  Speaker 3: What is happening?
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  Speaker 1: I love the mic sound.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, oh!
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  Speaker 1: What's happening to Tom? I don't know his name.
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  Speaker 2: No, to Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Now she killed a cop too?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my.
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  Speaker 1: Is this the twist? What's happening? He ate the poisonous treat.
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  Speaker 1: The poisonous treat. Oh, the poisonous treat that was given
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  Speaker 1: to the dog that killed the dog. Oh no, Officer Tom.
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  Speaker 4: I'ma kill her, Ally.
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  Speaker 1: I'ma kill her. I didn't mean to eat the dog.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know how I feel. The loss of my
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  Speaker 1: parents is too hard on me. Eating animals were the
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  Speaker 1: only way that I felt happy again. But not cats.
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  Speaker 1: But not cats.
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  Speaker 2: Please understand.
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  Speaker 1: She's discriminatory against cats. But you ate my dog. And
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  Speaker 1: killed an officer. You have to try to understand. I
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  Speaker 1: like how they just didn't clean up this back here.
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  Speaker 1: All this. There's a sewing machine back there. What's going
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  Speaker 1: on back there? What's happening? Not that my room's always clean.
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  Speaker 1: You guys don't even want to know what's going on
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  Speaker 1: below my feet. It looks clean back there. Shoo. It
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  Speaker 1: looks like shit. Ow! Ow!
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: She had a whip up in her back pocket. She
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  Speaker 1: had a whip in her inventory, in her arsenal. Who
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  Speaker 1: just carries around a whip? What the hell? I gotta
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: carry around just medieval weapons with me. Like I just
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: pull out a mace in my back pocket, just. Speaking
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: of which, since we're watching this, I'm just kidding. But
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I need to beat up Pete. I'm
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  Speaker 1: too lazy to go over there though. I'm gonna throw
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: something at him. I'm gonna throw this terrible lip balm
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: I still have from this video. Trying Instagram products. Um,
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. She's whipping a man.
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  Speaker 4: For the next.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you just say for the next six
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  Speaker 1: months they would make him their slave? I feel guilty
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  Speaker 1: by watching this. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna, just for
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  Speaker 1: a minute, I'm just gonna sit down here. Just light
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  Speaker 1: it up, Jay. I need a bath.
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  Speaker 4: Ali and Trin both went to jail due to Caleb
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  Speaker 4: escaping during Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: He escaped at Christmas. Well, at least he escaped at Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: got some presents. Okay. I didn't. What are the comments
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: on this video? Why the was the black guy just
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: randomly get wet? I agreed. I have absolutely no idea
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  Speaker 1: which message this is trying to teach. Okay, at least
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: the comments. I feel like everybody's just kind of watching
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  Speaker 1: this like I'm watching it just because of how absurd
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  Speaker 1: it is. And maybe they're aware of that. Bro, who
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  Speaker 1: is writing these scripts? They say tomorrow's teachings. This is
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  Speaker 1: yesterday's lessons. Dude, this comment wins. I like that comment.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. Oh my, let's watch another one. All right,
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  Speaker 1: so we're looking through this. So we have watched, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember what channel it was on, whether this
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  Speaker 1: one or my second channel, Call Me Chris 2. Go
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: watch that. Call Me Chris 2, is that my second channel?
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  Speaker 1: I think it is. Jay put it out. I do
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  Speaker 1: silly stuff on there too, if you guys want more
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  Speaker 1: of me. If not, that's alright. Anyway, I watched Evil
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  Speaker 1: Daughter Poisons Mom, but I found out that there is
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: a Evil Mom Poisons Daughter, which has 622,000 views. That's
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  Speaker 1: like six times more than any of the other videos
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  Speaker 1: on this, which is concerning a little bit. So let's
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  Speaker 1: watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up on Tomorrow's Teachings.
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  Speaker 1: Alright. We'll put this on regular speed. Okay, when do
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  Speaker 1: you think she'll be better? She's sick.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I like how she yelled in all lowercase. She's sick.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. So soft-spoken. She could never have killed
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: her daughter. Can you tell Gabby I said hi?
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: No. Watch a few minutes earlier.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting like the full experience here.
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  Speaker 2: Mom, mom, I think I'm feeling better.
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  Speaker 1: You don't look good.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, I feel like my sickness is going away.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Looks like she has two black eyes. I don't think
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: she's sick. She lost a fight.
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  Speaker 2: Go hang with my friends.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Who's in charge of makeup? You don't like being homeschooled
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  Speaker 1: by me?
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  Speaker 2: I do, but I miss seeing my friends and going
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  Speaker 2: to school with everyone.
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  Speaker 1: She's an Oscar-winning actress.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, so you feel really better. So you feel really better.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about words, but me thinks
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  Speaker 1: that's not right words.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, bub.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, bub. Oh, yes, classic poison. I think that's ashwagandha.
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  Speaker 1: You should take ashwagandha. It's actually very good for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not prescribing anything. It's very natural. It's made me
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  Speaker 1: feel a lot better. Ashwagandha, look it up. Do your
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  Speaker 1: own research. Anyway, in this video, it's poison though. It's
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  Speaker 1: better than the girl's, I think she used bug spray
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  Speaker 1: to poison her ice cream or something. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: can we get a replay on that, Jay? Sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: need to take a moment to just absorb the off
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: mosquito spray.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: She definitely won't taste it. I like the pills better.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Poison pills. I mean, drugs are medicine as well, so
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: that didn't really matter. I too keep my poison in
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: a Ziploc bag that says poison. I like to think
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: that if somebody saw it, they'd think it was just
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: a joke. Little do they know, it is. It's fake.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I wonder what it is. What is it supposed to be?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Rat poison, probably.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Classic rat poison.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I like this angle. This camera angle's really nice. I
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: like that. I like the upward angle there. Tomorrow's teaching
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: is coming through with the cinematography. Oh, spit it out.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: A few hours later.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Wait, okay, so this was a few minutes earlier than
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: when the friend came to visit, and now we're a
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: few hours later. So the friend is gone. Okay. That
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense in the time, in the time space.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You said it was a few minutes earlier from the
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: first time we saw her and now it's a few
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: hours later. Is she coming back though? Maybe, maybe she's
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: coming back from the first time. Hey, is Gabby still sick?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I want to see if she wants to come watch
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: a movie at my house. No, Gabby's still sick. Oh,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: maybe it's a new time. She's very sick. She can't play.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, when do you think she'll be better? She's sick.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, it's not. It's the same. Tomorrow's teaching. It's
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: very simple. Time, you can keep track of that. That's crazy.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Who edited this? I'll just ignore that. Plot hole.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Mom.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Who was at the door? Was it Sam?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: None of your business, bitch. Oh, honey, it was just
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Girl Scouts. Oh.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Did you get cookies? Did you get the Thin Mints?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Put them in the freezer because those are my favorite. Oh,
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: I love Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. All the other
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: ones suck except for the Thin Mints. What's your favorite
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Girl Scout cookie?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I'm curious. Let me know in the comments below.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Why haven't any of my friends come to visit?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Because they hate you. I don't think they like you. Oh!
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it. But I'm your friend. She said that.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'm your only friend. Besides, you can't trust anyone but me,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: your mom.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Am I your best friend?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Well, Sam has always been my best friend.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Sam doesn't like you. Remember, you have no other friends
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: but me. The acting is always incredible.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: A few hours later. Okay, now more hours later. They're
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: going to say a few months later. She's dying.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: She's dying.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Is this supposed to be like Munchausen's by proxy? Like
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: a Gypsy Rose? This was her like, they trying to
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: do that right now? No, cause it was poison. You
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: dumb little, just kidding. I feel like they actually are
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: mother and daughter. Oh, the mic peaked out. Now it's
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the next day. Lot of time jumps. So I'm getting confused.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Was she just cutting chicken? In a pan? I think
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: you can get arrested for that. What the?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, hello.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: What do you need?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, hello.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Ms. Prescott, is Gabby feeling any better? Sam's the real
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: friend here.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: No.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: She's very sick right now. She keeps checking on her.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Is she OK?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: We haven't seen her in five minutes. Maybe don't hold
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: the knife like that menacingly. I haven't seen a guy
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: like this else in a long time. Could I just
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: see her real quick? Fine. You have five minutes. I'll
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: be making dinner.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Come in.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I hope Sam doesn't die. Ugh, she's good at acting sick,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I'll give her that. She's like one of those iPad kids.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: How are you feeling?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I'm still really sick, but I hope I get better soon.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Do you get a cold if you get poisoned? It's
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: giving cold. I don't think that's how that works. I
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: think you like vomit and shit blood, but what do
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I know? I've never poisoned anyone. I've never poisoned anyone.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm getting worse every day. You are.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Your mom's trying to kill you.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: All of her friends miss you.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: We're only halfway done? Oh my gosh, I'm speeding this up.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Where's this going? Is she gonna kill Sam or what?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Is she looking at what her orders are? What is happening?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: How to make someone sick? Damn, she's a sleuth, dude.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: She's like the FBI. This chase down was crazy. I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: sped up too. She literally just walked like Michael Myers style.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Did she just knife a bird out of the sky,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Miyagi style?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: A man face you, he is enemy.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Who is this woman? This is crazy, her reflexes are
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: off the chain and that was also sped up. She
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: went like this. And a bird just died. She's just
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: an evil person. I like that little tidbit they put
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: in there. I wouldn't have known otherwise. It's not like
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: she's poisoning her daughter or anything. More poison. That chicken's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: not cooked either. You could just give her that chicken.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I think she'd die. To be honest. Here you go, sweetie.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Here's your dinner. Oh, I miss those dinner trays. I'm
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: gonna get some more of that. Raw chicken? Oh, she
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: even knows. You're gonna get the salmonella.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Or the E.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Coli. I think you get E. coli from eating raw chicken.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: I can't remember.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I've had E. coli once.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I had E. coli.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I was in the hospital for a while. And it
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: was because I ate some bad meat, I think. Or
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I forgot to wash my hands after going to the bathroom.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Either way, don't eat raw meat and wash your hands
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: after going to the bathroom. Oh, and make sure you
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: take two of those pills and make you feel better. Damn,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: she's getting a triple dose. Oh. Okay, what's happening here?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Let's just skip forward. I just want to know what's
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: going to happen. I'm mad that Sam didn't die. Just kidding.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Now what's she looking up? What's happening? Hey, I need
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: more pills. Any more pills? Who are you calling? I
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: need them now.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Just get them for me.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: The dark web police? The dark web people? A few
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: hours later. Oh, so many time jumps. Hey mom, when
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: are you going to be home? I think something's wrong
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: with Gabby.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I think her mom's drugging her to be sick so
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: she can't go out. Because I saw her mom's computer.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: She was on the dark web buying.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, a lot of different camera angles.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, she's chasing out of the house with a knife.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: This is good. I'm glad she told her mom. Whoa!
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: That's not how police come in. And also, that's a child.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That's a 16-year-old child. Where's the poison? Is it in
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: a Ziploc bag that says poison on it? Gotcha. Is
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: this guy wearing jeans? His shirt says cop. His shirt says, no!
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Gabby's mom was arrested for poisoning and keeping her sick
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: when she could have been better. Gabby's mom made her
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: stay in bed for five months.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Five months?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Just so Gabby couldn't have fun.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a bitch. I hate when my mom does that.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: The reason why you've been sick for so long is
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: because your mom's been drugging you. She's been poisoning you.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I like the very obvious mic on his shirt as well.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: That's why you haven't gotten better. Your mom's been keeping
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: you sick just because she doesn't want you out.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: One man job.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I knew something was wrong.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I knew something was wrong. We're gonna find you.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: A better home, okay? Your mom is not in the
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: right mental state to take care of you.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: This is crazy.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Everything's gonna be okay now.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: This is like how a child thinks, you know? Like,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: if I was playing, like, with my stuffies, this is
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: a scenario I would make up for my stuffed animals. Yes,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and much, much worse, to be honest. But it would.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I'd have, like, Kermit the Frog up there and that
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: little octopus, like.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make you sick so you can't have friends.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: No, I need one to go see my friends. No,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: because I have no friends. And I want to do this, blah, blah, blah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Kevin just sighed at me. I agree. That wasn't a
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: good bit. Mr. Officer? Mr. Officer? What a stupid kid.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: That's the end? Oh, there was no like, hey, this
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: is the lesson. I guess the lesson is to not
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: trust your parents, I guess. Don't trust your parents, kids.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: So.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, everybody, I hope you enjoyed the video. I know
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Sorry for putting you through that, but it's made,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna show it to you anyway. They're fun, though.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It's fun making fun of stuff lightheartedly, you know? But
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: today's lesson is trust your parents, okay?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe. I don't know.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know who your parents are, though. Maybe not.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe don't. Never mind. Don't eat dogs. Anyway, until then,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I'll see your beautiful face in the next video, and
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I love you. Okay, bye.