Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / Full Show | Mississippi Injustice, Trump's Press Crackdown, Plane Seat Wars, Halle Berry Stories & Chris Brown Confronts a Reporter
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- 0:02Speaker 1: So remember that if you are in Jacksonville, I'm going
- 0:07Speaker 1: to be there at the Florida Theater along with Don Lemon,
- 0:10Speaker 1: DL and DL. And then the following day, we're going
- 0:13Speaker 1: to be in St. Petersburg, Florida, Tampa St. Pete at
- 0:16Speaker 1: the Mahaffrey Theater. So that's the 25th. We're in Jacksonville
- 0:20Speaker 1: and the 26th. We are in St.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Petersburg.
- 0:26Speaker 1: And also my book. Charlie's Boy is on the 6th. Yeah,
- 0:31Speaker 1: October 6th. The guys are so fast, right?
- 0:34Speaker 2: Did it get here fast?
- 0:35Speaker 3: I think so.
- 0:36Speaker 4: I feel like just the other day you were saying, yeah,
- 0:38Speaker 4: I'm thinking about writing a book about my dad.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 0:42Speaker 2: It only took four years. That's what it sounded like.
- 0:45Speaker 3: It sounded just like that. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 0:49Speaker 2: A lot of stuff is going on. I just, I think,
- 0:53Speaker 2: I just feel so bad for Nolan Wells' mother.
- 0:55Speaker 5: I do.
- 0:55Speaker 3: I feel horrible.
- 0:57Speaker 1: I just feel like we live in a country where
- 1:00Speaker 1: there are people who were more empathic about a woman
- 1:03Speaker 1: murdering her children than a woman trying to find answers
- 1:05Speaker 1: to what happened to her child.
- 1:07Speaker 2: And Mississippi's never been a hero.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I don't think the last time they gave any level
- 1:13Speaker 1: of justice to black people was the movie A Time
- 1:15Speaker 1: to Kill. I just I think that they have no
- 1:19Speaker 1: interest in rehabbing their image. I think they continue that
- 1:22Speaker 1: just what they've done just in general. They have been
- 1:24Speaker 1: poisoning those people with water systematically since the 60s. They
- 1:28Speaker 1: have gone to court and the court has said that
- 1:32Speaker 1: clean water isn't a human right.
- 1:35Speaker 2: That's some stuff you do in a third world country.
- 1:38Speaker 1: They've consolidated power in a way to make sure the
- 1:40Speaker 1: black people, it's the blackest city in America and they treat.
- 1:43Speaker 2: It like that.
- 1:44Speaker 3: It's just hard.
- 1:45Speaker 2: I don't understand it.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Every day, I just don't understand.
- 1:49Speaker 4: Even watching the Nolan Wells update and watching You know,
- 1:52Speaker 4: his mom and his dad, you know, and I'm trying
- 1:57Speaker 4: to wrap my head around the fact that you went
- 1:59Speaker 4: through all of that investigation. Allegedly, you talked to all
- 2:03Speaker 4: of these people and you know, he had bruises on
- 2:06Speaker 4: the back of his head.
- 2:06Speaker 3: You didn't even worry about that. What you said was
- 2:08Speaker 3: he drowned.
- 2:09Speaker 5: Right.
- 2:10Speaker 3: And in my head, I'm trying to figure out, well,
- 2:11Speaker 3: you didn't need his throat to figure that out.
- 2:13Speaker 2: What would you do? We got the throat now?
- 2:15Speaker 3: No, we don't have the throat.
- 2:16Speaker 2: We have the lung now? No. And all we have
- 2:17Speaker 2: is that word, right?
- 2:18Speaker 3: That's all we have.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Then I don't believe it. I wouldn't believe it anyway.
- 2:22Speaker 1: I just am not inclined to believe it. Not out
- 2:24Speaker 1: of Mississippi. I think it says a lot about what
- 2:27Speaker 1: we are as a nation. I think it says a
- 2:29Speaker 1: lot about what we'll tolerate. And it's so, because it
- 2:32Speaker 1: seems so hypocritical to me, because the very people who
- 2:34Speaker 1: are saying that they don't believe that that kid Tyler
- 2:38Speaker 1: murdered Charlie Kirk, despite what the grand jury said, believe
- 2:44Speaker 1: the grand jury in Mississippi.
- 2:46Speaker 2: They don't believe it, and they didn't believe it in Utah,
- 2:49Speaker 2: but they believe it in Mississippi.
- 2:50Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Because they get to believe what they want to.
- 2:53Speaker 1: And I just think it's crazy.
- 2:55Speaker 2: All these things that are going on. You know, diesel
- 2:57Speaker 2: is at an all-time high.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I saw it.
- 2:59Speaker 2: The only diesel you can get for cheap is Shaq diesel.
- 3:02Speaker 3: And you don't want that.
- 3:04Speaker 2: That just costs a plastic badge.
- 3:07Speaker 4: What's he going to do with that badge?
- 3:11Speaker 3: And he's collecting them.
- 3:13Speaker 7: Man.
- 3:13Speaker 2: From all over.
- 3:14Speaker 3: Like, for what?
- 3:15Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 3:16Speaker 2: It looks bad.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Like a Pokemon card.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Pokemon card.
- 3:19Speaker 3: I'm like, what the heck?
- 3:19Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Mean Joe Green. Happy birthday to Trinidad James.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Drew Gooden. Happy birthday to Kevin Sorbo. Hercules, Hercules.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Happy birthday to the one and only Eddie George, NFL
- 3:30Speaker 1: and current Tennessee State.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Eddie. I think he's Bowling Green now. He's
- 3:33Speaker 2: not Tennessee State.
- 3:33Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Eddie. He's Bowling Green in Ohio. I don't think. Yeah,
- 3:37Speaker 2: he's got it easy.
- 3:38Speaker 9: Wherever y'all are.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Melinda Williams from Soulful Possumously. Happy birthday
- 3:43Speaker 1: to Blind Lemon Jefferson, the father of Texas blues. Happy
- 3:47Speaker 1: birthday to F. Scott Fitzgerald, the great Gatsby, of course.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Jim Henson, the creator of the Muppets.
- 3:52Speaker 1: We got a great show lined up for you. Of course,
- 3:54Speaker 1: Jasmine will tell us what's trending. I'm going to have
- 3:56Speaker 1: a little note from the GED section on the DL
- 3:58Speaker 1: Hughley Show. The countdown is on. One Voice 2026, hosted
- 4:07Speaker 1: by Ricky Smiley, in six days. One incredible ship and
- 4:11Speaker 1: only a few cabins are left. The concerts, the food,
- 4:14Speaker 1: and the experiences, you do not want to hear about
- 4:16Speaker 1: it afterwards. That's for damn sure. Call 214-495-1963 today. Secure
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- 4:26Speaker 1: all the details. Jasmine Sanders, please tell these people what's trending.
- 4:30Speaker 4: Well, we said it was going to come, and that is,
- 4:32Speaker 4: you know, the Department of Justice says that Trump actually
- 4:35Speaker 4: can control reporters' access.
- 4:37Speaker 2: We'll see.
- 4:38Speaker 4: To the presidential era, such as the Oval Office. He
- 4:40Speaker 4: says that access to the White House is a privilege.
- 4:43Speaker 3: It is not a right.
- 4:44Speaker 2: No, it is a right.
- 4:45Speaker 1: And he obviously can't stop access to the press as
- 4:50Speaker 1: long as he stops access to all the press.
- 4:52Speaker 2: All the press.
- 4:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:53Speaker 8: Cherry.
- 4:53Speaker 4: He can't... Well, whatever it is he says that he
- 4:58Speaker 4: can't do, he's doing it, and they are backing him up.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Yeah, and his personal lawyer is saying it, too.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 5:04Speaker 3: It's really crazy.
- 5:05Speaker 2: The Supreme Court is about to say something different.
- 5:07Speaker 3: I hope so.
- 5:08Speaker 2: We'll wait and see.
- 5:09Speaker 1: The very judge who ruled against him in Jim Acosta
- 5:11Speaker 1: is watching this right now, and he's already signaled preliminarily
- 5:14Speaker 1: that this dude is trying to rewrite everything.
- 5:17Speaker 3: He absolutely is.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I think he's not really concerned about the men concerned. Midterms,
- 5:22Speaker 1: I think he's never really cared about Republicans. He knew
- 5:25Speaker 1: they were they were vain and transactional. He's going to
- 5:27Speaker 1: do whatever he wants. I think that he is now
- 5:30Speaker 1: trying to find a way to stay in power like
- 5:33Speaker 1: everybody said he would. It's just we are now living
- 5:37Speaker 1: in a time where the the authoritarian playbook has been
- 5:40Speaker 1: rolled out for everyone to see everything that they would
- 5:44Speaker 1: do in Russia or North Korea or they did in Turkey.
- 5:48Speaker 1: He tried to do everything.
- 5:50Speaker 3: Yeah, it's out of control. I don't even know. It's just,
- 5:53Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. Every day I wake up,
- 5:55Speaker 3: it's like, oh, my God. Wake up, wake up, wake up,
- 5:58Speaker 3: wake up.
- 6:00Speaker 4: So, you know, what's trending right now is Obama swagger
- 6:02Speaker 4: all over social media. People are talking about it just
- 6:04Speaker 4: because obviously, you know, now that it's he's gone, people
- 6:08Speaker 4: are remembering what they missed. But they're also comparing John
- 6:11Speaker 4: Ossoff to him, saying that, you know, he's got that
- 6:13Speaker 4: Obama swagger.
- 6:14Speaker 3: I don't know. We'll see what happens.
- 6:17Speaker 2: We'll see.
- 6:17Speaker 10: Yeah, we will.
- 6:18Speaker 3: That's what's trending.
- 6:19Speaker 2: All right, coming up, we've got a little note from
- 6:21Speaker 2: the GED section. It's the DL Hughley Show.
- 6:23Speaker 3: She's jazzed. She's smart.
- 6:27Speaker 4: It's the Jazzy Report on the DL Hughley Show. The
- 6:32Speaker 4: Trump administration is halting enrollment in Obamacare health plans for
- 6:37Speaker 4: more than 760,000 people that it believes were fraudulently signed
- 6:41Speaker 4: up as part of an anti-fraud effort that they estimate
- 6:44Speaker 4: would save $ 2.
- 6:45Speaker 3: 2 billion in taxpayer money. The U.S.
- 6:48Speaker 4: Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services canceled about 315,000 plans
- 6:53Speaker 4: last month, citing unverified citizenship or immigration documentation.
- 6:57Speaker 1: They are they are trying to they've been trying to
- 7:00Speaker 1: shuttle Obamacare forever and they're doing it and they helped them.
- 7:03Speaker 3: So that's what you get.
- 7:05Speaker 11: And, you know, the vast majority of the people who
- 7:08Speaker 11: are going to lose coverage are in red states.
- 7:11Speaker 3: There you go.
- 7:12Speaker 9: You're welcome.
- 7:13Speaker 2: They've been in the herd.
- 7:15Speaker 4: Well, speaking of the herd, the doctors in Texas say
- 7:18Speaker 4: they have seen an increasing number of otherwise healthy men
- 7:22Speaker 4: coming in on the brink of organ failure. Researchers are
- 7:24Speaker 4: now concerned it's growing in the U.S., especially among ag
- 7:28Speaker 4: workers and Latino male laborers. It's not exactly clear why
- 7:32Speaker 4: the disease impacts so many ag workers today. But one
- 7:35Speaker 4: hypothesis is the extreme heat, stress and chronic dehydration.
- 7:39Speaker 1: And you also remember when they they in Texas passed
- 7:43Speaker 1: a law a couple of years ago where they don't
- 7:45Speaker 1: they're not they don't have to give workers water breaks.
- 7:49Speaker 9: Not to mention they're working out there with all of
- 7:51Speaker 9: those chemicals.
- 7:52Speaker 1: They really die early. But I will say I would
- 7:56Speaker 1: I would say this isn't interesting because it's a.
- 7:59Speaker 2: It's cause and effect.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Isn't it interesting that a couple of years ago they
- 8:02Speaker 1: passed a law that says that they're not bound to
- 8:05Speaker 1: provide water breaks.
- 8:07Speaker 2: And now all of a sudden there's a disease.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Isn't that something? It's called being evil is what it's called.
- 8:13Speaker 1: This is pretty interesting. A guy says he refuses to
- 8:18Speaker 1: give up his window seat to a passenger with a
- 8:21Speaker 1: broken arm.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Take a listen.
- 8:22Speaker 12: Am I in the wrong here?
- 8:23Speaker 13: But if I pay extra for my seat on an airplane,
- 8:26Speaker 13: I'm sorry, but I don't care who you're traveling with.
- 8:29Speaker 12: I'm not moving. And I think it's crazy what just
- 8:31Speaker 12: happened to me.
- 8:31Speaker 13: I get on this long five hour flight across the
- 8:34Speaker 13: country and I paid to have a window seat because the.
- 8:36Speaker 12: Plane was packed.
- 8:37Speaker 13: There's already a couple in my row. The wife is
- 8:39Speaker 13: sitting in the aisle. The husband is sitting in my
- 8:41Speaker 13: window seat. So I said, Hey, I think you're in
- 8:43Speaker 13: my seat. The wife goes, Oh yeah. Would you mind
- 8:46Speaker 13: taking the middle? His arm is broken and he needs a.
- 8:48Speaker 12: Little bit more room. The guy shows me his cast.
- 8:51Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 8:52Speaker 5: What?
- 8:53Speaker 13: First of all, I do feel terrible about your arm,
- 8:55Speaker 13: but how does that impact your ability.
- 8:57Speaker 12: To sit somewhere?
- 8:59Speaker 2: Um, no one is bound.
- 9:01Speaker 1: Like when you get a seat and somebody, you know,
- 9:03Speaker 1: I would generally give up, give up my seat.
- 9:05Speaker 2: Stop it.
- 9:06Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
- 9:09Speaker 1: I don't mean, I don't mean in another class. Somebody's
- 9:13Speaker 1: in 5C and I'm in 2C.
- 9:15Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 9:15Speaker 3: You'll switch out on that.
- 9:16Speaker 2: I don't care. And you know, I don't even know.
- 9:20Speaker 3: There's no middle seats in first class.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Stop it. This is not what we're talking about.
- 9:24Speaker 1: But although I was on a United airplane, it had
- 9:27Speaker 1: a really weird configuration.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 9:28Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:29Speaker 2: Let me tell the story before you guys judge. Okay, sorry.
- 9:31Speaker 1: It had a really weird configuration. It had four here,
- 9:35Speaker 1: four in the middle, four across. It was a weird configuration.
- 9:38Speaker 1: It was all first class. And so I was actually
- 9:41Speaker 1: in the middle. But it was all first class. And
- 9:43Speaker 1: it's kind of like a hybrid of Southwest old airlines.
- 9:49Speaker 1: So somewhere in the front. I've never rode a plane
- 9:52Speaker 1: like that before. So it was a middle seat. So
- 9:54Speaker 1: I don't know what this is or not, but I
- 9:56Speaker 1: could see giving my seat up. If somebody wants to
- 9:58Speaker 1: sit by a window, I don't care about that. Are
- 10:00Speaker 1: they with their husband? I don't care about that. Now,
- 10:03Speaker 1: going past that curtain.
- 10:04Speaker 2: You're on your own. But, you know, I don't care
- 10:06Speaker 2: about whether I sit next to somebody.
- 10:09Speaker 11: This guy, he paid extra for his window seat, and
- 10:13Speaker 11: they want him to switch to a middle seat.
- 10:16Speaker 3: As soon as you say, pay my money, I'm out.
- 10:19Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, pay my money.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Just give me what I need. Then it's subject to
- 10:23Speaker 2: my approval, right? Yes, correct.
- 10:26Speaker 1: So was he right to stay on his own seat?
- 10:29Speaker 1: Like there was one guy, one guy who wouldn't let
- 10:33Speaker 1: a lady with a, she wants to see the landing.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Well, you know. You better learn how to teach that
- 10:37Speaker 2: little hooker no.
- 10:39Speaker 3: Either that or YouTube it. Watch it there.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Look at that landing on YouTube. She should learn the
- 10:44Speaker 2: word no. Simulation programs. You think he was right? She
- 10:48Speaker 2: didn't switch seats. Was he right to stand his own seat? 877-242-2426.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Also hit us.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Up on Twitter at DLHugleyRadio or X. Or Facebook, the
- 10:56Speaker 3: DLHugley Show. The website is the DLHugleyShow.com.
- 10:58Speaker 2: All right, we're going to begin to your calls directly.
- 11:00Speaker 2: It is the DLHugley Show. It is... The D.L. Hughley Show,
- 11:05Speaker 2: your 2026 edition.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Listen, I think there is plain etiquette, you know, and
- 11:11Speaker 1: I think that most people will be, you know, cordial,
- 11:16Speaker 1: most people. But you're not duty-bound to do it. And
- 11:19Speaker 1: when you buy a seat, it's your seat. You can
- 11:21Speaker 1: do it, you know, it's yours to do it as
- 11:23Speaker 1: you please. So do you think he was wrong for
- 11:27Speaker 1: not giving up his seat? Hey, we're going to go to—
- 11:29Speaker 1: the social media realm. Kyle, what are they saying out there,
- 11:31Speaker 1: baby boy?
- 11:32Speaker 14: So we got Byron from Los Angeles and Byron said
- 11:35Speaker 14: it's his money. So it's all, it's his money. Years ago,
- 11:39Speaker 14: I was flying. I forgot maybe from, from somewhere to,
- 11:42Speaker 14: I don't know where I was going.
- 11:44Speaker 1: But anyway, that was when Eric Benet and Tally Berry
- 11:48Speaker 1: were married and they got on a plane and.
- 11:50Speaker 2: They clearly looked irritated with each other.
- 11:54Speaker 1: And I think he, she had a seat next to
- 11:57Speaker 1: me and he had a seat somewhere like they were
- 12:00Speaker 1: you know he said man do you uh mind me
- 12:03Speaker 1: i said hell no i'm sitting next to him and
- 12:06Speaker 1: i was and he said if it didn't walk he
- 12:08Speaker 1: didn't care like he obviously he didn't want to that
- 12:10Speaker 1: was very perfunctory yeah i said man i was i
- 12:13Speaker 1: said no no no i'm just kidding but he pretended
- 12:15Speaker 1: like he didn't hear me so i ended up sitting
- 12:17Speaker 1: next to her And she was not in a playful mood.
- 12:20Speaker 3: She was not in a good mood.
- 12:22Speaker 2: She was not going for none of my shit.
- 12:23Speaker 3: Did you tell any jokes? No, I was just like, hey, hey, hey.
- 12:26Speaker 2: She was not. You know how somebody get on a
- 12:28Speaker 2: plane and you can tell they fresh from an argument?
- 12:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Eric so mad he put his shoes on. With socks.
- 12:38Speaker 1: But it was, so, or when I used to fly
- 12:41Speaker 1: with Charlie all the time, it would be people that.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Would like move seats so Derek could sit with us.
- 12:46Speaker 1: So, I try to be very mindful of being kind
- 12:50Speaker 1: to people that way. But if it's going to be
- 12:54Speaker 1: a whole bunch of inconvenience, no.
- 12:56Speaker 2: No.
- 12:58Speaker 3: And certainly not that middle seat.
- 13:00Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 13:00Speaker 3: I don't care. That's what this person was talking about,
- 13:02Speaker 3: a middle seat. I'm not doing it.
- 13:04Speaker 2: What is a middle seat?
- 13:05Speaker 3: And his wife was on the aisle.
- 13:08Speaker 2: I just asked you what a middle seat is. They
- 13:10Speaker 2: have that?
- 13:10Speaker 9: That's an aisle in first class.
- 13:12Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. That's the aisle between both sides.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Although I think it's pretty obvious how much I've changed
- 13:18Speaker 1: since I- I can't tell.
- 13:20Speaker 2: Where is it? My conclave.
- 13:21Speaker 1: And then I had to, you know, I think- If
- 13:24Speaker 1: we're being honest, we can see how much my demeanor
- 13:28Speaker 1: and my overall approach has changed.
- 13:31Speaker 15: We didn't put the microscope up, so, yeah, we can
- 13:33Speaker 15: still see it.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see. But if you, I mean, would
- 13:38Speaker 2: you give your seat up? Do you think he was wrong? 877-242-2426.
- 13:41Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. It is the D.L. Hughley Show,
- 13:49Speaker 2: your 2026 edition.
- 13:50Speaker 1: The Countdown for One Voyage 2026, hosted by Ricky Smiley.
- 13:54Speaker 1: It's six days, one incredible ship, and only a few
- 13:56Speaker 1: cabins left. The concerts, the food, and the experience. You
- 13:59Speaker 1: do not want to hear about it afterwards.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Let me tell you. Call 214-495-1963.
- 14:03Speaker 1: You got to do that today to secure your cabin
- 14:06Speaker 1: at a special price. Log on to OneVoyageCruise.com.
- 14:10Speaker 2: For all of the details. I'll be so glad when
- 14:12Speaker 2: we have this cruise. So glad. It'll be here before
- 14:17Speaker 2: you know it.
- 14:18Speaker 3: So glad. It'll be here before you know it.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Did I tell you the Manhattans are going to be there? What?
- 14:24Speaker 3: What about the Chi lights? Will they be there?
- 14:26Speaker 9: The lights will be there. The Chi can't make it.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Oh, Chi can't make it.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Yeah, lights will be there.
- 14:31Speaker 8: Okay.
- 14:32Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Well. I'm telling you. It's going to be a whole
- 14:35Speaker 2: bunch of people. It's going to be a who's who.
- 14:37Speaker 2: of other people in the background.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Jay's going to be there, but Z ain't going to
- 14:40Speaker 3: be able to make it. Oh, that sucks.
- 14:43Speaker 2: LTD, the Together's in Devotion is going to be there.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Love is already gone.
- 14:46Speaker 3: Did we go wrong?
- 14:50Speaker 2: Not writing songs before you went wrong.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Earth and Fire might make it, but I don't think
- 14:54Speaker 3: Wind is going.
- 14:55Speaker 16: To be there.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Wind is busy.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Hell no, they're going to blow on by this thing. Yeah,
- 15:00Speaker 1: Sha Na Na is actually available.
- 15:02Speaker 2: The white band is going to be there. The average
- 15:04Speaker 2: is going to be gone. They ain't going to do that.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Cool might be in the gang.
- 15:10Speaker 9: Well, the gang ain't going to be there.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. Cool ain't going to make it. So,
- 15:14Speaker 2: you know, it's going to be a veritable who's who.
- 15:17Speaker 3: I bet it is.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Who is standing in the back of the main singer.
- 15:20Speaker 1: All of them are going to make it.
- 15:22Speaker 3: B-Brother's going to make it, but Do ain't.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Going to be able to be there.
- 15:25Speaker 9: And the Pips is chomping at the bit.
- 15:27Speaker 2: They can't wait to get on the boat. So what
- 15:29Speaker 2: do you think? Jazz, Skip, would you give up your seat?
- 15:33Speaker 3: Not in this particular situation.
- 15:35Speaker 6: No.
- 15:35Speaker 11: Not in that. But I have recently. I got to see.
- 15:38Speaker 11: You know how they let the people with the wheelchairs
- 15:40Speaker 11: and old people get on first?
- 15:41Speaker 2: Not on American Airlines. Yeah, whatever.
- 15:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on American Airlines.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have a thing called concierge key, which
- 15:47Speaker 2: you know. Well, I don't know nothing about it. I've
- 15:49Speaker 2: heard about it. We get on before anybody. I don't
- 15:51Speaker 2: care if you served the country. I don't give a
- 15:53Speaker 2: damn if you got it.
- 15:54Speaker 11: There was an elderly black lady. I mean, she was
- 15:57Speaker 11: old and black, and she was sitting in my seat,
- 15:59Speaker 11: on a window seat. And we talked, oh, I'm sorry.
- 16:03Speaker 11: And her seat was the middle seat. And she was
- 16:05Speaker 11: in a wheelchair. I couldn't, I sat the middle seat.
- 16:07Speaker 11: I was like, dude, that's it.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I put old people out of first class.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Of course you would. Don't we know it. But obviously
- 16:14Speaker 3: that was pre the change you.
- 16:17Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. Here's the thing. Just want to make sure.
- 16:19Speaker 1: In order so people don't think I'm such a cad,
- 16:21Speaker 1: I was getting on the plane and the flight attendant
- 16:25Speaker 1: said to me, She said, Mr. Hugo, there's no more
- 16:28Speaker 1: room over his storage in first class. So you're going
- 16:32Speaker 1: to have to check your bag. And it happened to
- 16:34Speaker 1: have all my jewelry in it. And I'm like, this
- 16:36Speaker 1: lady right here that put her bag, she's not in
- 16:38Speaker 1: first class.
- 16:40Speaker 2: So she said, is that true? She said, yes. And
- 16:43Speaker 2: then they said, well, you're going to have to move
- 16:45Speaker 2: so he can have his.
- 16:46Speaker 3: That's a little snitchy. No, I wasn't getting ready.
- 16:48Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care. You don't just presume to.
- 16:51Speaker 2: Put your stuff where it don't belong.
- 16:53Speaker 11: People do that, too, so they don't have to carry
- 16:54Speaker 11: it all the.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Way to the back. No, I know. I know why
- 16:57Speaker 2: people do it. That's why I buy a first-class seat.
- 17:00Speaker 3: So you don't have to do it.
- 17:01Speaker 2: If you don't move this.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Luggage out of here, you're here with this Walmart luggage.
- 17:06Speaker 1: If you don't move this, I can put this Goyard
- 17:09Speaker 1: bag here and move on.
- 17:11Speaker 3: Got your clothes in a Kroger plastic bag. Right, right.
- 17:15Speaker 3: That's all I could find.
- 17:17Speaker 2: You better hurry up and move this thing.
- 17:20Speaker 1: All right, we're going to get to your calls in
- 17:23Speaker 1: a bit.
- 17:24Speaker 2: 877-242-2426. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. Would you have moved? Junius,
- 17:27Speaker 2: what about you? Would you have moved? Because you seem
- 17:28Speaker 2: like you're always on the right side of history.
- 17:31Speaker 15: Depending on how jacked up his arm was. That was
- 17:33Speaker 15: going to be in my ribs anyway, and I'm sitting
- 17:35Speaker 15: in my seat. I might as well let him bump
- 17:38Speaker 15: against that window. That'll earn him. Yeah, but if it's
- 17:43Speaker 15: really bad, then you ain't got no problem.
- 17:46Speaker 11: He was tripping.
- 17:46Speaker 3: He was tripping. His wife had an aisle.
- 17:48Speaker 11: He could have sat on an aisle. But his wife said, oh, no,
- 17:50Speaker 11: I need to stretch my legs.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Oh, he would have been out of luck. But you
- 17:53Speaker 2: needed a new wife.
- 17:55Speaker 11: So the wife wasn't going to switch with the husband. Well,
- 17:57Speaker 11: I'm going to switch with him and sit me in
- 17:58Speaker 11: the middle.
- 17:59Speaker 2: No. Seem like y'all are evilly yoked.
- 18:04Speaker 9: Depends on what they're jacked up on.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Seem like y'all got some relationship problems around this mug.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Why wouldn't he change?
- 18:14Speaker 3: I was like, she didn't want to change with him,
- 18:16Speaker 3: but she wanted it.
- 18:17Speaker 2: I can change, and you can change. We can change.
- 18:20Speaker 3: If I pay money, I ain't changing nothing.
- 18:22Speaker 9: You ain't going to make Tiffany get out of the seat.
- 18:24Speaker 3: I'm not moving to that middle seat.
- 18:25Speaker 2: I remember that time they didn't think Jazz was in
- 18:27Speaker 2: first class. That game. That game, flying up to the board, like,
- 18:35Speaker 2: who is this common person?
- 18:37Speaker 4: Well, he didn't have a problem with me getting up
- 18:40Speaker 4: to go to the restroom. He just didn't see where
- 18:42Speaker 4: I had come from. So I went to the restroom.
- 18:45Speaker 4: And when I went to see him, he said, excuse.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Me, where are you going?
- 18:50Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to my seat.
- 18:53Speaker 2: What is happening?
- 18:54Speaker 1: This is for the better passengers. I remember one time
- 18:57Speaker 1: this lady came on with her son. And she was like, son,
- 19:01Speaker 1: this is where you want to be.
- 19:03Speaker 2: And I said, it is. You should have told your
- 19:06Speaker 2: mama to work harder.
- 19:07Speaker 3: Oh, as they walk past you. You know what you said.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Just trying to guilt me into doing it. You should
- 19:11Speaker 2: have told your mama not to.
- 19:12Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 19:12Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 19:13Speaker 2: You should have told your mama. I'm telling you. Just think, sport.
- 19:18Speaker 1: If you would have ended up in a napkin, you
- 19:20Speaker 1: would be subject to this.
- 19:22Speaker 3: Somebody close the break, please.
- 19:25Speaker 1: Jesus just think sport if you'd have ended up in
- 19:30Speaker 1: no no no.
- 19:33Speaker 4: No don't say that don't say that don't say that
- 19:37Speaker 4: just think sport look at the time we.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Gotta go everyone the closer for friday we get the
- 19:46Speaker 1: more not we not we you elena always looked at
- 19:49Speaker 1: me so disapprovingly.
- 19:51Speaker 3: I just, I'm shaking my head at everything.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 19:55Speaker 2: That's how you end it. That's how you do it.
- 19:57Speaker 3: That's how y'all do it.
- 19:58Speaker 2: That's how you don't end up in an African. I'll
- 20:01Speaker 2: tell you that.
- 20:03Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
- 20:03Speaker 2: I got friends.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Coming up next on the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 20:07Speaker 4: And the beer chases my blues away.
- 20:11Speaker 17: The fun.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Continues with the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 20:18Speaker 5: It is.
- 20:19Speaker 1: The DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Listen, a man, well,
- 20:23Speaker 1: take a listen to this audio.
- 20:25Speaker 13: I get on this long five-hour flight across the country,
- 20:28Speaker 13: and I paid to have a window seat because the
- 20:30Speaker 13: plane was packed. There's already a couple in my row.
- 20:32Speaker 13: The wife is sitting in the aisle. The husband is
- 20:34Speaker 13: sitting in my window seat. So I said, hey, I
- 20:36Speaker 13: think you're in my seat. The wife goes, oh, yeah,
- 20:39Speaker 13: would you mind taking the middle? His arm is broken,
- 20:41Speaker 13: and he needs a little bit more room. The guy
- 20:43Speaker 13: shows me his cast.
- 20:44Speaker 12: I'm sorry, what?
- 20:46Speaker 13: First of all, I do feel terrible about your arm, but...
- 20:48Speaker 13: How does that impact your ability to sit somewhere?
- 20:51Speaker 12: I know the middle sucks. I looked at the seating.
- 20:52Speaker 13: Chart before this flight and specifically paid extra to not
- 20:55Speaker 13: sit in the middle. She goes, it's just really uncomfortable
- 20:57Speaker 13: for him to sit in the middle. Yes, that is
- 21:00Speaker 13: exactly why I didn't book it. But now you want
- 21:02Speaker 13: me to sit there for five hours wedged in between
- 21:04Speaker 13: you and your wife because you got injured on vacation.
- 21:07Speaker 13: And then she goes, we just thought somebody nice would understand.
- 21:11Speaker 12: Oh, I understand completely. You want the aisle. He wants
- 21:13Speaker 12: the window. And this feels like some type of scam
- 21:16Speaker 12: to me and I'm not giving it. Absolutely not. But
- 21:19Speaker 12: I tell him nicely, I paid for that seat, and
- 21:21Speaker 12: I would prefer to sit there.
- 21:22Speaker 2: All right.
- 21:23Speaker 4: I don't know any guy who's going to move so
- 21:26Speaker 4: he can sit in the middle seat.
- 21:27Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 21:28Speaker 3: I don't know any guy who wants to do that.
- 21:30Speaker 2: It says a lot about you. Junior said he would move.
- 21:32Speaker 9: If the arm, the jacked-up arm was going to be
- 21:34Speaker 9: in my ribs.
- 21:35Speaker 2: You know what?
- 21:36Speaker 1: I'm going to say this, that it was that serial
- 21:41Speaker 1: killer that would pretend like his arm was broke to
- 21:42Speaker 1: trick women into cars.
- 21:44Speaker 2: The dude that was, remember that? Oh, yeah, that was
- 21:46Speaker 2: in Silence of the Lambs.
- 21:48Speaker 1: No, no, that was not the movie. It was based
- 21:52Speaker 1: on the guy. I remember the dude everybody thought was
- 21:54Speaker 1: real handsome.
- 21:55Speaker 2: And he had a jacked up arm?
- 21:57Speaker 1: He would pretend like his arm was broken. He would
- 21:59Speaker 1: ask some girl to help him, and he would push
- 22:01Speaker 1: him into the Volkswagen Bug and abduct him.
- 22:04Speaker 3: Well, first of all, handsome and in a Bug.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Sometimes.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Volkswagen Bug.
- 22:07Speaker 2: Well, it was in 1970, 1960.
- 22:08Speaker 3: Go together.
- 22:08Speaker 2: He had a punch bug. No, thanks. So sometimes it's fake.
- 22:17Speaker 2: I don't know if it's an insurance scandal.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Yeah, well, guess what? If you see me walking, okay,
- 22:22Speaker 3: and you're by your car.
- 22:23Speaker 2: If you see me walking down the street.
- 22:26Speaker 3: And you pretend that your arm is broken. Don't ask
- 22:28Speaker 3: me because I'm not helping you.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Walk home.
- 22:31Speaker 3: That's right. I'm walking home, but I'm like, hmm.
- 22:33Speaker 1: I remember the time the homeless people, because they stab
- 22:35Speaker 1: people if you try to help them.
- 22:37Speaker 3: That's right.
- 22:38Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. Let's go see what the phone looks like.
- 22:42Speaker 16: I'm not giving up, not if I pay extra money. Look,
- 22:45Speaker 16: you put money on something, look, that's kind of ownership
- 22:47Speaker 16: in a way. I'm not giving up my seat. Call
- 22:50Speaker 16: to somebody that didn't.
- 22:51Speaker 18: Pay, I'm sorry.
- 22:53Speaker 16: I feel for you, but you can't get this window seat.
- 22:55Speaker 6: He was absolutely right. I mean, it's something about this
- 22:59Speaker 6: entitlement in this country that's funny now. You get to
- 23:02Speaker 6: kill your kids and go home? Hell, people are going
- 23:04Speaker 6: to be starting to go to Burger King and ask
- 23:07Speaker 6: for Big Macs and going to McDonald's and asking for Whoppers.
- 23:11Speaker 6: It's like, brother, you get what you paid for. If
- 23:15Speaker 6: you paid for it, that's the point of it. I
- 23:18Speaker 6: want what I paid for.
- 23:19Speaker 17: Hi, this is Karen. I think the gentleman was correct
- 23:22Speaker 17: to stay in his seat that he paid extra for.
- 23:25Speaker 17: Because even if he wanted to accommodate them, I'm not
- 23:28Speaker 17: understanding why the wife couldn't take the middle seat and
- 23:31Speaker 17: accommodate him and give him the end seat. But if
- 23:33Speaker 17: you want somebody to do something for you, then compromise.
- 23:36Speaker 17: Give him the end seat if he's going to give
- 23:37Speaker 17: up a window that he paid for, and you sit
- 23:39Speaker 17: in the middle next.
- 23:40Speaker 2: To your husband. All right, we're going to get to
- 23:45Speaker 2: your calls in a bit.
- 23:46Speaker 11: 877-242-2426.
- 23:46Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 23:47Speaker 1: The question that we're asking, ladies and gentlemen, would you
- 23:50Speaker 1: have moved your seat? We're going right to the phones.
- 23:52Speaker 16: Hi, my name is Patricia from Baltimore, South Carolina. And
- 23:56Speaker 16: I think it was a setup because he already knew
- 23:59Speaker 16: his arm was broken before he got on the flight. Now,
- 24:02Speaker 16: it would be different if he was on the flight
- 24:04Speaker 16: and he fell and he broke his arm. Then, okay, yeah,
- 24:07Speaker 16: that could be justified. But to get on the flight
- 24:10Speaker 16: knowing before you got on there, your arm broken, you
- 24:13Speaker 16: already knew you was going to want to sit by
- 24:14Speaker 16: the window. But if you and your wife planted together...
- 24:17Speaker 16: They thought he was going to feel sorry for him. So, yes,
- 24:20Speaker 16: it was a setup. So, no, because if you intentionally
- 24:23Speaker 16: got on there knowing your arm was broken, you already
- 24:25Speaker 16: knew you didn't have a seat by the window. So
- 24:28Speaker 16: why would you try to pull a fast one? So
- 24:30Speaker 16: it was a setup.
- 24:32Speaker 18: I just keep it simple. Dig in your pocket, give
- 24:35Speaker 18: me the extra money that I paid, and you can
- 24:39Speaker 18: have it. It might put a little interest on top, too,
- 24:41Speaker 18: but anyway, just give me the extra money that I
- 24:45Speaker 18: paid for and you can have it.
- 24:47Speaker 8: Under ordinary circumstances, I may have said yes. But since
- 24:52Speaker 8: the man is already with his behind in my seat,
- 24:55Speaker 8: I probably would say no. Because how you just going
- 24:58Speaker 8: to already sit in my seat that I paid my
- 25:01Speaker 8: extra money for? I'm going to need you and your
- 25:03Speaker 8: broke arm to move, sir.
- 25:04Speaker 6: Before you have two broke arms.
- 25:09Speaker 18: Okay.
- 25:10Speaker 8: But the nerve and the gall to just move. Sit
- 25:14Speaker 8: in the man's seat. Really? No, he's well within his wife.
- 25:17Speaker 8: That's what he paid for. The other guy, I mean,
- 25:19Speaker 8: he could sit with his wife. Or they should have
- 25:22Speaker 8: paid for it. You know, you should have paid extra
- 25:24Speaker 8: if you wanted the window seat. But this guy paid
- 25:27Speaker 8: this money, so sorry.
- 25:28Speaker 5: I paid.
- 25:29Speaker 10: Move.
- 25:30Speaker 1: We're going to play One Voice Jeopardy with the one
- 25:32Speaker 1: and only military man, Jamal Kingsley. That's coming up in
- 25:34Speaker 1: 10 minutes on the D.L.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
- 25:36Speaker 10: Warning!
- 25:37Speaker 18: D.L.
- 25:38Speaker 10: Hughley may cause uncontrollable laughter. Tune in and see for
- 25:42Speaker 10: yourself right after this break.
- 25:44Speaker 1: It's time for One Boy Jeopardy! with the one and
- 25:50Speaker 1: only militant man, Jamal Kingsley.
- 25:52Speaker 5: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
- 25:57Speaker 5: militant man, here for another exciting episode of One Voyage Jeopardy!
- 26:04Speaker 5: We have two new contestants. She runs all of Dallas radio.
- 26:09Speaker 10: You've heard her on the air.
- 26:11Speaker 5: Queen Indie B.
- 26:14Speaker 2: How you doing?
- 26:15Speaker 10: I'm all right, Jamal.
- 26:17Speaker 5: And our next contestant, freshly graduated from a prestigious HBCU,
- 26:25Speaker 5: that boy Trey, representing Morehouse.
- 26:29Speaker 2: You hear him weekly.
- 26:30Speaker 5: With My Life After the Yard.
- 26:33Speaker 10: He's a graduate, you know.
- 26:35Speaker 5: Are you ready, Trey?
- 26:37Speaker 4: I'm ready.
- 26:38Speaker 11: All right.
- 26:39Speaker 5: Here we go. The first set of lyrics. Indie, are
- 26:42Speaker 5: you ready? Yes.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 26:45Speaker 5: Lazy, hazy. Girl, I'm going round. I want you to
- 26:51Speaker 5: know how much I love you so.
- 26:55Speaker 10: I want you to know how.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Much I love you so. I don't know.
- 27:03Speaker 5: That is Al Hudson.
- 27:06Speaker 10: One way cutie pie. All right.
- 27:19Speaker 5: That boy Trey.
- 27:20Speaker 11: Are you ready?
- 27:21Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm ready.
- 27:23Speaker 10: Here we are.
- 27:25Speaker 11: All alone.
- 27:27Speaker 15: You and me.
- 27:28Speaker 5: Privacy.
- 27:31Speaker 2: And we can do anything.
- 27:33Speaker 6: Your fantasy.
- 27:35Speaker 10: I want to make your dreams come true.
- 27:37Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 27:40Speaker 2: I guess Jodeci?
- 27:42Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 27:43Speaker 5: That is 112 featuring Q Parker, Anywhere. All right. Here's
- 28:04Speaker 5: the last one. Anybody can just jump in. I have
- 28:07Speaker 5: a feeling neither one of you will. When you shake,
- 28:12Speaker 5: what you got? And girl, you got a lot. You
- 28:17Speaker 5: really something, child.
- 28:19Speaker 2: Yes, you are.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Because when you're hot, you're hot.
- 28:23Speaker 10: You really shoot your shot.
- 28:27Speaker 5: You dynamite, child. Yeah.
- 28:29Speaker 2: I'm going with Barkay.
- 28:32Speaker 5: The Ohio players fire.
- 28:35Speaker 11: Yes, they will be on the stage along with the
- 28:40Speaker 11: previous songs.
- 28:42Speaker 2: We just mentioned.
- 28:44Speaker 12: Oh, it's going to be crazy.
- 28:47Speaker 2: One Voyage Cruise at OB2026.
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- 29:13Speaker 2: Book your cabin now.
- 29:15Speaker 5: This has been Jamal Kingsley with One Voyage Jeopardy. Now
- 29:19Speaker 5: book your cabin today, my brother.
- 29:22Speaker 2: The militant man Jamal Kingsley is working, working, working overtime.
- 29:26Speaker 10: Day and night.
- 29:27Speaker 1: So he's coming right back to expose racism in our
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- 29:45Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Remember that if you are going to be in Jacksonville, Florida,
- 29:50Speaker 1: Duval County, Duval! I will be there this Friday. I
- 29:57Speaker 1: will be there this Friday. Of course, I'll be there
- 30:00Speaker 1: At the Florida Theater, we will have, along with DL & DL,
- 30:04Speaker 1: for the Anything Goes Tour, the following day on September 26th,
- 30:08Speaker 1: I will be at the Mahaffrey Theater in St.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Petersburg.
- 30:13Speaker 1: So, also, don't forget One Voyage 2026. It's hosted by
- 30:17Speaker 1: Ricky Smiley. It's six days and one incredible show.
- 30:19Speaker 3: Six days?
- 30:20Speaker 2: For real. Elena, seis. Seis days.
- 30:25Speaker 1: And only a few cabins are left. They got the concerts,
- 30:28Speaker 1: the food, the experiences. You don't want to hear about
- 30:30Speaker 1: it afterwards. Call 214-495-1963 for details and secure your cabin
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- 30:42Speaker 1: So that's what we got going.
- 30:44Speaker 3: That's exactly what we got going. We ain't playing around.
- 30:46Speaker 1: My book, Charlie's Boy, is out October 6th. So Charlie's
- 30:49Speaker 1: Boy Memoir. An ode to a black father.
- 30:52Speaker 6: Telling stories.
- 30:53Speaker 3: What's your greatest memory of your dad?
- 30:55Speaker 2: The greatest memory. How he used to laugh. He used
- 30:58Speaker 2: to love. He used to love, love, love all in
- 31:01Speaker 2: the family.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Like my father probably only laughed five times in his
- 31:04Speaker 1: entire life that I heard him laugh. But one time
- 31:07Speaker 1: he's laughing so loud and so hard, we all ran
- 31:10Speaker 1: in to see what he.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Was laughing at.
- 31:11Speaker 3: Because you thought something was wrong?
- 31:12Speaker 1: No, because we never heard him. It's like hearing a
- 31:15Speaker 1: rock laugh. You don't ever hear nothing like that. Everybody
- 31:17Speaker 1: ran in, and he was like, tears were streaming down
- 31:20Speaker 1: his face.
- 31:21Speaker 2: And he kept laughing, laughing, going, oh, boy, oh, boy.
- 31:24Speaker 2: And his shirt was wet. He was laughing. Oh, my God.
- 31:27Speaker 3: And he was watching All in the Family?
- 31:28Speaker 2: He was watching All in the Family.
- 31:29Speaker 3: All in the Family.
- 31:30Speaker 5: Wow.
- 31:31Speaker 2: And it was when Sammy Davis Jr.
- 31:33Speaker 5: Kissed.
- 31:33Speaker 2: Oh, you kissed him.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Oh, I remember that.
- 31:35Speaker 2: Kissed Carol O'Connor. Ah, gee.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Which historically is the longest laugh spread in television history.
- 31:43Speaker 1: But he could not stop laughing. When I tell you what...
- 31:47Speaker 1: You know how your stomachs start cramping up?
- 31:49Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, man, this is going to kill itself.
- 31:53Speaker 2: And then he would watch baseball, right?
- 31:55Speaker 1: He would watch baseball, like all old dudes watch baseball,
- 31:57Speaker 1: but he would turn, he would listen to baseball on
- 32:01Speaker 1: the radio. Vin Scully was on the radio. He loved
- 32:03Speaker 1: Vin Scully, but he would listen to Vin Scully on
- 32:04Speaker 1: the radio, but watch the TV. And Vin Scully was
- 32:07Speaker 1: doing what was called a simulcast, which you would hear
- 32:10Speaker 1: exactly the same thing.
- 32:13Speaker 6: Maybe he didn't know.
- 32:14Speaker 2: He did know.
- 32:14Speaker 3: He just liked it better on the radio?
- 32:16Speaker 1: He said you get the feel of the game. Like
- 32:18Speaker 1: he would watch the TV, but he would turn the
- 32:21Speaker 1: TV down.
- 32:21Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Or maybe it was the fact we had a TV
- 32:23Speaker 1: that just had the sound and not the sound.
- 32:24Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it was.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Black people had one for picture, one for sound.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny. All these sad, sappy stories and more.
- 32:32Speaker 2: That's not sad.
- 32:32Speaker 3: In D.L.
- 32:33Speaker 8: 's book.
- 32:33Speaker 2: How is that sad? No, it's not sad.
- 32:35Speaker 3: The poor part was a little sad, but the rest
- 32:37Speaker 3: of it's funny.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Poor wasn't sad.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Well, your TV didn't work.
- 32:41Speaker 2: I was joking. He just watched.
- 32:42Speaker 9: You wasting your time.
- 32:43Speaker 1: He was one of them old black dudes that loved
- 32:46Speaker 1: baseball and he loved Vince Scully. And later on, I
- 32:48Speaker 1: didn't want to tell him that Vince Scully hated him.
- 32:52Speaker 3: I'm glad you didn't tell him. I hope that story.
- 32:54Speaker 2: Everybody he loved would have hated him. Everybody he loved. Like,
- 32:59Speaker 2: what was it? John Wayne hated black people.
- 33:02Speaker 3: Yeah, I did know that.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Elvis hated black people. Like, everybody he loved would have
- 33:08Speaker 1: hated him. Man, if you don't... If you don't sweep
- 33:10Speaker 1: this plane up and shut up and move, I'll call
- 33:12Speaker 1: your supervisor.
- 33:14Speaker 9: Y'all working for me, so take that.
- 33:17Speaker 2: This is the D.O. Hughley Show.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Please welcome the militant man, Jamal King, here to expose
- 33:21Speaker 1: racism hidden in our everyday lives.
- 33:23Speaker 5: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
- 33:27Speaker 5: militant man, here to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Why is it?
- 33:35Speaker 5: When you stop working on your computer, it goes to
- 33:38Speaker 5: sleep and the screen turns black. Is it because you
- 33:42Speaker 5: think blacks are lazy and they stop working and go
- 33:46Speaker 5: to sleep on the job? Think about it, my brother.
- 33:50Speaker 2: And why is it?
- 33:51Speaker 5: When you take your driver's license picture, if you have
- 33:55Speaker 5: on dark sunglasses, they make you take them off. But
- 33:59Speaker 5: clear glasses, you can keep on. Is it because you
- 34:02Speaker 5: don't trust anything dark? Think about it, my brother.
- 34:07Speaker 10: And why is it?
- 34:08Speaker 5: Back in the day, you used to keep all your
- 34:11Speaker 5: phone numbers in a little black book. But nowadays, all
- 34:16Speaker 5: your phone numbers are kept in your iPhone. Is it
- 34:19Speaker 5: because you're always developing technology that eliminates things black? Think
- 34:24Speaker 5: about it, my brother. This has been Jamal Kingsley, the
- 34:28Speaker 5: Militant Man. And until next time, stay woke, And think
- 34:32Speaker 5: about it, my brother.
- 34:33Speaker 2: It is the D.L. Hughley Show. Now guess what? It's
- 34:37Speaker 2: time for what you need to know with one only
- 34:38Speaker 2: Sybil Wilkes.
- 34:39Speaker 7: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. A
- 34:42Speaker 7: federal judge ordered the Trump administration to temporarily restore White
- 34:46Speaker 7: House press access for CNN, MSNOW, and Politico after journalists
- 34:50Speaker 7: were barred over accusations of negative coverage. Memphis Mayor Paul
- 34:55Speaker 7: Young expressed support for regulating local data centers and SpaceX AI,
- 35:00Speaker 7: revealing he hesitated to push back forcefully due to fears
- 35:03Speaker 7: of federal or corporate retaliation against his city. The Smithsonian
- 35:08Speaker 7: National Museum of African American History and Culture is celebrating
- 35:11Speaker 7: its 10th anniversary. Acting director Shanita Brackett affirmed, no exhibitions
- 35:15Speaker 7: have been altered despite executive orders targeting federal museum funding.
- 35:20Speaker 7: And R & B singer Chris Brown publicly confronted journalist
- 35:23Speaker 7: David Dennis Jr. over online claims the performer actively abuses women,
- 35:29Speaker 7: challenging the reporter to produce evidence of any domestic violence
- 35:32Speaker 7: convictions since 2009. I'm Sybil Wilkes. Be informed.
- 35:36Speaker 10: Be empowered.
- 35:38Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Sybil. Jasmine. What the hell is
- 35:41Speaker 2: going on? I don't know. All right, great.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Now we're getting investigated by the SEC.
- 35:48Speaker 2: Great! It is the DLU. We show you a 2026 edition.
- 35:58Speaker 2: If you are going to be in... St. Petersburg. I
- 36:01Speaker 2: will be there on the 26th.
- 36:03Speaker 1: On the 25th, I'll be in Jacksonville, Duval County at
- 36:06Speaker 1: the Florida Theater. And the 26th, I'll be at the
- 36:08Speaker 1: Mahaffrey Theater in Tampa, Florida. Of course, my book, Charlie's Boys,
- 36:14Speaker 1: out October 6th. And Uncertain, our podcast is doing it.
- 36:17Speaker 1: You know, what's very funny to me, we were talking,
- 36:20Speaker 1: I remember I was, I might have been in the fourth,
- 36:25Speaker 1: third or fourth grade. And I kissed this girl named Michelle.
- 36:30Speaker 1: On her front yard. In the front yard, I kissed her.
- 36:34Speaker 1: And this dude named Junior, who lived out of the
- 36:35Speaker 1: street from me, he said, man, he said, what'd you
- 36:38Speaker 1: just do? I said, I kissed Michelle.
- 36:39Speaker 2: He said, did you use your tongue? I said, yeah.
- 36:41Speaker 2: He said, she's pregnant. He told me she was pregnant.
- 36:45Speaker 3: Because you used your tongue.
- 36:46Speaker 8: Yes.
- 36:46Speaker 2: And I started crying. And I had to wait for
- 36:49Speaker 2: my father to get home.
- 36:50Speaker 3: You didn't want to be a daddy.
- 36:51Speaker 2: I told my father, I said, daddy, I got to
- 36:54Speaker 2: tell you something. He said, what? I said, I kissed
- 36:56Speaker 2: Michelle with my tongue.
- 36:56Speaker 5: He said, what?
- 36:57Speaker 2: Now she's pregnant. I got to get a job. He
- 37:00Speaker 2: laughed really hard. He laughed so hard.
- 37:03Speaker 3: That is kind of funny.
- 37:05Speaker 2: You can't get nobody pregnant.
- 37:08Speaker 4: Your dad hadn't had a conversation with you about the
- 37:09Speaker 4: burdensome needs?
- 37:10Speaker 2: I was in the third or fourth grade.
- 37:11Speaker 3: I mean, still.
- 37:12Speaker 2: No, he hadn't had.
- 37:13Speaker 3: You were kissing with the tongue. You needed that conversation.
- 37:15Speaker 2: No, she did it. I just didn't. She was fast.
- 37:19Speaker 2: And she got pregnant in the seventh grade. It wasn't me, though.
- 37:23Speaker 2: It wasn't me, though. I didn't do it.
- 37:26Speaker 1: But Junior is the same one when I got crabs
- 37:29Speaker 1: when I was like 13.
- 37:30Speaker 3: Why do you keep listening to Junior?
- 37:32Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 37:33Speaker 1: He said, I said, man, I got these bugs down there.
- 37:35Speaker 1: He says, spray some Raid on them.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Oh, my God. And I spray.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Did you know there's a word I never knew before?
- 37:42Speaker 2: It's called porous.
- 37:43Speaker 13: Yes.
- 37:43Speaker 10: Oh, yes, indeed.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Did you know what that is? So the skin down
- 37:45Speaker 2: there is very porous.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
- 37:48Speaker 2: So I sprayed it on there. I was like, ah!
- 37:50Speaker 3: I bet you did.
- 37:50Speaker 2: And I go to Martin Luther King, King Drew Hospital.
- 37:54Speaker 1: And he was like, man, you could have killed yourself.
- 37:56Speaker 2: The skin back down there is very porous. And other
- 37:58Speaker 2: doctors came in.
- 38:00Speaker 3: They wanted to take a look.
- 38:01Speaker 2: To see the fool.
- 38:01Speaker 3: At the little brown boy. He's in room number four.
- 38:05Speaker 1: And it wasn't even Ray, because black people didn't use Ray.
- 38:07Speaker 1: They used Deacon, because Muhammad Ali sold Deacon.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy. Remember that? We didn't use Ray. We used Deacon.
- 38:16Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm not.
- 38:16Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
- 38:18Speaker 4: Just like I didn't know you. I mean, who sprays red? Well,
- 38:21Speaker 4: I guess if another kid is telling you that, it
- 38:23Speaker 4: makes sense.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Junior, the one who told me I
- 38:24Speaker 1: got in the third grade, I got Michelle s * * * spray. Oh,
- 38:26Speaker 1: I shouldn't even say her name. Don't put her name
- 38:28Speaker 1: out there.
- 38:29Speaker 3: Well, it's too late. You tell yourself that.
- 38:31Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:31Speaker 9: Nobody heard the s * * * part.
- 38:37Speaker 3: Have you seen her since?
- 38:39Speaker 2: Dirty dude. Have you seen her since? No, but the
- 38:41Speaker 2: first time I.
- 38:42Speaker 3: You do know I thought I got you pregnant one time.
- 38:43Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's like, what?
- 38:44Speaker 1: The first time I ever got some, I was 12.
- 38:47Speaker 1: And it was this girl who lived down the street
- 38:49Speaker 1: from me.
- 38:50Speaker 2: And her name was.
- 38:51Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say her name because she definitely lives in...
- 38:53Speaker 1: And she gave me something. And for like 10 seconds,
- 38:56Speaker 1: I loved her so much. I mean, I felt this
- 38:59Speaker 1: overwhelming feeling of love. I love her so much. And
- 39:02Speaker 1: then I just wanted her to leave.
- 39:04Speaker 2: Yeah, got over it. I can't believe how much I
- 39:07Speaker 2: love her right now.
- 39:08Speaker 3: Oh, I don't want her to ever leave. Get out!
- 39:13Speaker 1: She had a little bitty ponytail and she looked like
- 39:17Speaker 1: she was not a looker at all.
- 39:18Speaker 3: Oh my God.
- 39:19Speaker 2: She was not a looker at all.
- 39:21Speaker 3: Well, she was something to you.
- 39:23Speaker 2: You wanted it.
- 39:24Speaker 3: Available, that's what she was.
- 39:26Speaker 2: She had a little ponytail, It looked like a light switch.
- 39:30Speaker 5: You know?
- 39:32Speaker 3: They call those pigtails, you know.
- 39:34Speaker 2: You know how they had more baby hair than hair?
- 39:37Speaker 1: All right, coming up, we got a song for when
- 39:42Speaker 1: your mom and daddy were still together.
- 39:43Speaker 2: We have my top five.
- 39:44Speaker 1: A little note from the GED section. We're going to
- 39:46Speaker 1: cover today's top stories with what's trending on the D.L.
- 39:48Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Every woman wants a hard-working man, but there are some drawbacks. Jasmine,
- 39:52Speaker 1: give us five signs he's a workaholic. His workaholism has
- 39:55Speaker 1: gone too far. That's by Julia Alston for Madame Noir.
- 39:59Speaker 3: Number five, he has no friends.
- 40:02Speaker 5: Yes.
- 40:03Speaker 2: None. And one.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Not even a hobby.
- 40:07Speaker 6: No.
- 40:07Speaker 4: Number four of the top five signs his workaholism has
- 40:10Speaker 4: gone too far.
- 40:11Speaker 3: He will only spend money on investments.
- 40:14Speaker 2: That's pretty good, though. What about dinner?
- 40:16Speaker 3: What about vacation?
- 40:17Speaker 2: That's an investment in it.
- 40:19Speaker 3: Anniversary.
- 40:20Speaker 9: A marriage is an investment.
- 40:21Speaker 3: Come on.
- 40:21Speaker 2: I'm just saying. And an institution.
- 40:23Speaker 4: Number three of the top five signs his workaholism has
- 40:26Speaker 4: gone too far.
- 40:27Speaker 3: He works your entire vacation.
- 40:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:31Speaker 2: We do that.
- 40:32Speaker 3: That's how we hear.
- 40:34Speaker 2: I'm getting sand in my computer. Hurry up.
- 40:36Speaker 17: Move.
- 40:37Speaker 4: Number two of the top five signs his workaholism has
- 40:39Speaker 4: gone too far.
- 40:40Speaker 3: He refuses to turn off his phone.
- 40:43Speaker 5: Yes.
- 40:44Speaker 3: I mean, that's a little bit of everybody. I feel
- 40:45Speaker 3: like that.
- 40:47Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five signs his
- 40:48Speaker 4: workaholism has gone too far. You always go to bed
- 40:51Speaker 4: by yourself.
- 40:54Speaker 2: Or at least not with him.
- 40:55Speaker 3: That'll do it.
- 40:58Speaker 1: That is going to do it today. Ladies and gentlemen,
- 41:00Speaker 1: that's the show for today. We sincerely thank you for
- 41:02Speaker 1: tuning in.
- 41:03Speaker 2: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, of course.
- 41:05Speaker 1: If you're going to be... In Jacksonville starting tomorrow. I'll
- 41:09Speaker 1: be there at the Florida Theater along with Don Lemon,
- 41:11Speaker 1: DL and DL. So make sure that you, if you're
- 41:14Speaker 1: taking Notion, come on through. Then the following day, we're
- 41:16Speaker 1: going to be at the McCaffrey Theater, McCaffrey Theater in St. Petersburg, Florida.
- 41:21Speaker 1: So come check us out if you're taking Notion. Also,
- 41:23Speaker 1: my book, Charlie's Boy, available. You can order it now.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Just wait till it comes out October 6th, Charlie's Boy.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
- 41:30Speaker 4: Speaking of books, all the readers out there are familiar
- 41:33Speaker 4: with Kennedy Ryan, who wrote a book called Before I
- 41:36Speaker 4: Let Go.
- 41:37Speaker 3: Well, Netflix.
- 41:39Speaker 2: I thought Frankie Pimley wrote that.
- 41:41Speaker 11: No.
- 41:44Speaker 2: So stupid.
- 41:46Speaker 4: Netflix has actually signed a deal to do Hoops, which
- 41:50Speaker 4: is a series that she wrote. And so it's going
- 41:53Speaker 4: to be on Netflix. So I'm super excited about that.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Is it about basketball?
- 41:58Speaker 3: I don't think so. I'm sure it's probably about basketball,
- 41:59Speaker 3: like love and basketball, I'm sure.
- 42:01Speaker 6: Ah, okay.
- 42:02Speaker 2: All right, Skip, my man Cheatham, what'd you learn today,
- 42:04Speaker 2: baby boy?
- 42:05Speaker 11: Man, got a chance to talk to Kirk Franklin today.
- 42:07Speaker 11: I don't know if you've heard a clip of his song.
- 42:09Speaker 11: I know he was on the Joe and Jada podcast,
- 42:13Speaker 11: and he played a clip of his new song with Glowrilla,
- 42:15Speaker 11: It Is Fire.
- 42:16Speaker 3: We're going to debut it tomorrow on the show.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you I heard Stomp for the first
- 42:20Speaker 1: time at Mons Venus in Tampa, Florida.
- 42:22Speaker 3: It was a strip joint.
- 42:23Speaker 2: True story.
- 42:24Speaker 9: A revelation.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Alec, did you get this glitter off my scriptures?
- 42:28Speaker 3: Not off my scriptures.
- 42:30Speaker 9: I told you to stop.
- 42:31Speaker 1: All right, on the next D.L. Hughley Show, if you're
- 42:34Speaker 1: not going to happy hour, no worries. We're going to
- 42:35Speaker 1: bring a party straight to you with the Hughley House Party. Plus,
- 42:37Speaker 1: we're going to give you another hot new song with
- 42:39Speaker 1: my date, Burn of the Week, and another episode where
- 42:41Speaker 1: people get to tell me exactly what they think of
- 42:42Speaker 1: me called.
- 42:43Speaker 2: F.U.
- 42:43Speaker 5: D.L. Hughley.
- 42:46Speaker 2: I am getting F'd tomorrow, and there's not a damn
- 42:48Speaker 2: thing you can do about it. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 42:51Speaker 12: My name is D.L.
- 42:55Speaker 5: D.L.
- 42:55Speaker 15: Every weekday afternoon, set your radio to listening to.
- 42:58Speaker 3: The most exciting show on the radio. Thanks for listening
- 43:03Speaker 3: to the D.L.
- 43:03Speaker 2: Hughley Show.