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Show #255 I, FINK, THEREFORE I AM · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies, gentlemen, there is a Latin phrase which has always
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  Speaker 2: meant a great deal to me, uh, and that is
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  Speaker 2: co Vegan giant o ergo sum, which translates into English
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  Speaker 2: as I think Therefore I.
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  Speaker 3: Am m.
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  Speaker 2: Hm, and it gives me great pleasure to welcome from
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  Speaker 2: the Fink Show, John Thinking, Gina wells.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, guys, oh friends.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody looked totally confused by that intro.
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  Speaker 5: My brain immediately trying to spell that out.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way. Uh, I'm just happy to jazz to
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  Speaker 2: have some guests on the show for the first time
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  Speaker 2: in a long time. Not to mention these guests were amazing,
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  Speaker 2: not just the Think Show, but Gina is also on
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  Speaker 2: on the one.
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  Speaker 4: I true, Aaron, your episodes are about to come out.
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  Speaker 6: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: It was just so much fun.
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  Speaker 7: It's fun.
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  Speaker 2: It was about like singing, like two and a half
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  Speaker 2: hours of just chilling with uh with Gina, Aaron, Jody,
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  Speaker 2: and Kristen and watching Girls episodes with them and then
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  Speaker 2: just jamming about it afterwards. I'm like, why can't I
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  Speaker 2: do this every day? Just every day? I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to show and watch silly, silly TV shows.
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  Speaker 4: We decided he's our stand he's gonna be bad.
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  Speaker 2: Stands by.
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  Speaker 4: It's me.
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  Speaker 8: And Angela and I just joined odd Pods.
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  Speaker 6: Yes they did.
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  Speaker 2: It's incredible yet for for odd Pods, which.
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  Speaker 8: Freaking awesome, Like I'm stupid excited.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just jazzed Man's super jazz.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't screw it up.
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  Speaker 2: It's really hard to possibly.
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  Speaker 8: We've been trying since day one, screw it.
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  Speaker 2: Up from the very beginning.
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  Speaker 4: I'm happy to join, and we get a flag like yours.
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  Speaker 2: Our usual band of of silliness. It's Stevie and Ougie.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, guys, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Abbreviated and for the two of you, I'm down with it.
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  Speaker 8: It's okay abbreviated.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know listen, dog doggy.
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  Speaker 9: Doggy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah was doggy? That might be my favorite. Uh so
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna split you guys up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, we didn't collaborate.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it genu's choice, lady's choice. Who would
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  Speaker 2: you like?
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  Speaker 6: Chice choice?
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  Speaker 4: I had a last time. I'll take Stevie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Stevie and you and me, we got this cho.
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  Speaker 8: Was the last This time.
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  Speaker 2: Doggy and thinky.
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  Speaker 3: Facial hair versus team non facial hair.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm Italian, it's there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where I fit in anyway. All I
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  Speaker 2: have I have book hair hair on it.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, shave your book kids.
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  Speaker 8: You're playing with it too much.
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  Speaker 3: It's getting right, you rubbing it too much.
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  Speaker 2: No such thing.
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  Speaker 3: You wore all the hair down before you even broke
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  Speaker 3: the spine. You maske.
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  Speaker 5: Making Santa cry.
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  Speaker 3: That's not how you deck the halls.
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  Speaker 8: Jingle.
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  Speaker 2: This is why I love having because I could literally
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  Speaker 2: just sit back and just let it's amazing. I could
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  Speaker 2: guide you through some silliness like so let's.
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  Speaker 3: Say game, put your hands on us and guide us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is just for you, daddy.
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  Speaker 4: I got well, I just flooded my basement.
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  Speaker 3: Tree.
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  Speaker 2: Silly games that the even sillier with the inclusion of
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  Speaker 2: everybody here. Our first game is going to be broken headlines.
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  Speaker 2: I've got three headlines with the pertinent words blanked out.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna give me an answer to what they think
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  Speaker 2: the headline could be. You can earn a point for
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  Speaker 2: your team if you make a headline that makes me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: But I'll give you two points if you're reasonably close
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  Speaker 2: to the correct headline. Team with the most points after
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  Speaker 2: three headlines wins the game and earns one episode point.
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  Speaker 2: Once again, Gina got to choose her partner, So I'll
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  Speaker 2: give it to John. John, would you like your team
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  Speaker 2: to go first or do you want to go second?
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  Speaker 3: I think we should go first. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I will ask. I will ask the two of
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  Speaker 2: you to give me a headline filling in these blanks.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: Blank blank planned wetlands say have a local government over
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  Speaker 2: one million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: I know what this is, so.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's just to make it a little easier for you.
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  Speaker 2: Noun verbs. So something did something to wetlands and saved
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  Speaker 2: the local government over a million dollars.
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  Speaker 4: It's not fair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is kind of you. You're asking me about
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  Speaker 3: my job, which is kind of interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hopefully you don't know all of these.
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  Speaker 3: We'll find out, honestly, you're going to find out. So honestly,
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  Speaker 3: whenever every day I show up at work, that's what
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  Speaker 3: my boss says to me. Hopefully you don't know all
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  Speaker 3: of these.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's see, I guess we need to start with
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  Speaker 2: one of the two of you.
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  Speaker 3: Would you like to take a swing at it because
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  Speaker 3: you feel free to think.
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  Speaker 9: About I think I got something maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Because you'll be going after them, Ogi, what do you got?
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  Speaker 2: So it was planning.
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  Speaker 9: It was blank blank planned wetlands saved local government one
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  Speaker 9: million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, okay, so I.
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  Speaker 9: Local castle sung into planned wetlands, save.
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  Speaker 4: That one burned down. Then that what you're thinking of
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  Speaker 4: it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was close to getting me to laugh, but it
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  Speaker 2: did not correct John, we will turn to you.
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  Speaker 3: That would be uh, that would be the beavers. And
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  Speaker 3: they damned up a damned area and changed the landscape,
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  Speaker 3: saving them having to build a damn.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, not funny, So you're not gonna get a point there.
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  Speaker 2: They said it in a funny way if you're right
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the past.
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  Speaker 3: But John and Gene am I right? They wait wait wait,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do this. That's what it is. You didn't
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  Speaker 3: know it was supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Be funny, John, And sorry Stevie and Gena, do you
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  Speaker 2: have a do you have an answer?
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  Speaker 8: Could you repeat the thing?
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  Speaker 10: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Blank blank, planned wetlands save local government over a million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: So something did something to these planned wetlands.
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  Speaker 4: Hm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure I wanted to make sure you understood it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't somebody planned wetlands and save their local government a million.
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  Speaker 4: Dollars Christian themed water park.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you got a point. Uh not correct sadly ah.
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  Speaker 10: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 8: Smoky the Bear's new flare retreat planned.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you get a point because but I can reveal
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  Speaker 2: that John was exactly right.
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  Speaker 9: I think I heard of that one too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh che or check ya. However you say, sure.
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  Speaker 3: They were they were playing catch up.
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  Speaker 2: They were planning. They were planning to damn up these
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  Speaker 2: wetlands for like literal years, like they've they've been planning
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  Speaker 2: and planning and planning, never actually got around to it.
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  Speaker 2: And then one day people were like, hey, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 2: these these have all been dammed up, but we didn't
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  Speaker 2: send anybody what just happened. So they looked, and sure enough,
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  Speaker 2: the local beavers had actually done the job while the
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  Speaker 2: bureaucracy was still waiting to get around. That's awesome waits.
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  Speaker 3: For They sent in the local beaver Patrol, which is
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  Speaker 3: that same name of that movie that I ran.
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  Speaker 8: I want to join the beaver Patrol.
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  Speaker 2: Just what I've always said, leave it to beaver.
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  Speaker 10: It definitely deserves like some kind of recognition in that town,
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  Speaker 10: like they should all get something for free, like every
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  Speaker 10: beaver gets like a.
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  Speaker 3: Free beaver, like a free town to save. Here's a
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  Speaker 3: free beaver way to go. You gotta keep it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you gotta wait it back.
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  Speaker 3: It's destroying by house. Well you you win.
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  Speaker 5: Local government pays one million dollars in finger replacement for
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  Speaker 5: all that.
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  Speaker 4: I love my beaver.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna move on to our second It is
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  Speaker 2: two points apiece. We're gonna move on to our second
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  Speaker 2: headline this time, Stevie and Geena, you guys are gonna okay, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: your head is Stray Dog brings her blank to a blank.
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  Speaker 2: Stray Dog brings her blank to a blank. John and
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  Speaker 2: Oggy go ahead and think up your answers, say heard
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  Speaker 2: her her? Okay, brings her Okay to make sure. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: and Stevie and Gena, you guys will go first. It's
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  Speaker 2: up to you which one of you wants to go first.
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  Speaker 10: But I think I got one. I think I might
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  Speaker 10: have the real one too. Yeah. Stray Dog brings her
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  Speaker 10: tramp to a pasta restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: They call it bell, God damn. Yeah, Stevie didn't quite
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  Speaker 2: have me, but Gina pushed it over the edge. I
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  Speaker 2: will reluctantly give you the point for that.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, I'll take any point, reluctant or not.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Gina, what do you uh?
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  Speaker 4: Stray dog brings her cult to the dog park for
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  Speaker 4: first prayer session.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and then it's called yoga.
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  Speaker 3: Yoga. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Over here, sadly, And I can't give you a point.
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  Speaker 2: You're not You're not correct, and was it didn't make
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  Speaker 2: any Stevie didn't back you up the way you backed
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  Speaker 2: him up. So just think about that in the future.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Stephen Zing, Wow, you attacked.
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  Speaker 4: Daddy? Is sassy today?
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  Speaker 8: Somebody?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, please and either one of you can get you go.
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  Speaker 4: You do it?
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  Speaker 9: So I know this one, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you know it, I've got a I've got
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  Speaker 3: hopefully a funny one.
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  Speaker 2: But you want to go first?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you go first.
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  Speaker 8: In case if you don't know.
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  Speaker 9: So, I think the real story is that a stray
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  Speaker 9: dog brings her injured puppy to a veterinarian.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, I'm it didn't make me laugh, but
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  Speaker 11: I'm not going to say whether you're right or not, John,
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  Speaker 11: what about you?
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  Speaker 2: What have you got?
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  Speaker 3: A stray dog brings her all the boy attracting milkshake
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  Speaker 3: to someone else's front yard and attracts all the male
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  Speaker 3: stray dogs and takes over the yard and now it's hers.
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  Speaker 4: It's quite a long headline.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's kind of wordy. I genuine had to fight
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  Speaker 2: not to laugh at that, but I did not laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Fair.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, no point for you to AI, because he was
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  Speaker 2: exactly right. This happened, This happened in Turkey, and it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of a touching, moving story.
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  Speaker 3: So at least they weren't hungry hungry.
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  Speaker 2: Then a bystander came across a litter of and this
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  Speaker 2: is really sad, a litter of a litter of dead puppies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, for fuck's sake.
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  Speaker 2: The mother was nowhere to be seen. However, one was
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  Speaker 2: visibly alive, struggling to live. So the bystander took this
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  Speaker 2: puppy over to a nearby veterinary clinic. As they were
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  Speaker 2: resuscitating the puppy successfully, I might. As they were resuscitating
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  Speaker 2: the puppy, someone saw on the cameras outside a dog
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  Speaker 2: carrying another puppy in its mouth, approaching the vet clinic,
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  Speaker 2: and it stood at the entrance and waited for somebody
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  Speaker 2: to come to it. So the dog saw the man
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  Speaker 2: bring the puppy to the vet clinic, and she did
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  Speaker 2: the same with another one, and they successfully saved both puppies,
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  Speaker 2: and they're keeping the mama dog with them and they're
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  Speaker 2: trying to get them all to one home.
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  Speaker 8: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: So it is kind of a sad start, but it
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  Speaker 2: was really easy to Yeah, well you guys have to
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  Speaker 2: crank it up band to pick up that. Yeah, Drink
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  Speaker 2: and Augie are currently leading four points to three, so
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  Speaker 2: Stevie and Gina, this is your last chance to catch
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  Speaker 2: up and or pass them. The third and final story,
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  Speaker 2: and this time John and Augie will go first. Man
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  Speaker 2: goes to hospital with eye infection. Doctors find blank behind you.
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  Speaker 3: We know exactly what this is because this was The
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  Speaker 3: Fink Show's favorite story of the day yesterday. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: I guess you get that.
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  Speaker 2: Stop doing news games with these two, because the.
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  Speaker 3: Whole point it's kind again, like I said, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of my job to find a funny one I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna make I'm gonna make this as fair as I can.
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  Speaker 2: Genus into your going second, if you write down the
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  Speaker 2: correct answer and can show it to camera, I'll give
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  Speaker 2: you the two points if you're both right. Cool, just
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  Speaker 2: to be fair, just to be fair. So it will
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  Speaker 2: come down to you two, okayat Man goes to hospital
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  Speaker 2: with eye infection. Doctors find blank behind his eyeball. Okay, John, similarly,
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  Speaker 2: ask you to wait until I get the answers, of course,
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  Speaker 2: just to make things as fair as I possibly can here,
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  Speaker 2: just in case you two actually have done this exact story,
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  Speaker 2: which possible.
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  Speaker 4: It was crazy, you gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: Book got something, sure, all right? You give it to me?
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  Speaker 8: You got no Man goes to hospital, give it me.
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  Speaker 8: Man goes to hospital with eye infection.
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  Speaker 10: Doctors find herpes in his eyebad, your eye itches.
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  Speaker 8: Think about that.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was afraid when you were in Silence
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  Speaker 4: of the Lambs, when it.
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  Speaker 8: Never goes away, always there.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to laugh.
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  Speaker 8: You get herpies in your eye, but you can't bring me.
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  Speaker 3: To here's mud in your eye.
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  Speaker 2: You squeaked a laugh out of me, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: give you the point for making me laugh. So now
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  Speaker 2: it's down to Augie God.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, what do you find? You're good you got this
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  Speaker 8: all right?
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  Speaker 9: Well, the man goes to hospital with eye infection and.
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  Speaker 12: The doctors find a tape worm piloting his brain, like
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  Speaker 12: planked in from SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 2: Well done. So that is a point of piece. So
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  Speaker 2: it will come down to whether John and Gina both
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  Speaker 2: do have the crect story. Gina, I presume you've written
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  Speaker 2: it down. John, can you say what it is.
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  Speaker 3: That would be that he found there was a three
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  Speaker 3: inch piece of chopstick behind his eye that had been
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  Speaker 3: jammed up his nose after falling drunkenly while holding a
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  Speaker 3: bowl with chopsticks in it, and it went in there
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  Speaker 3: and did not realize it because he was passed out drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, chopstick was all I needed? Wow, Gina, Gina did
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  Speaker 2: have I'm going to focus.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can read a pietick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. You got it. So they both
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  Speaker 2: get it, which means both teams get three points, which
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  Speaker 2: means one point John and have won the first game.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I don't know what's worse.
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  Speaker 13: Hervey's are chopstick behind your.
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  Speaker 4: Eyes goes away?
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  Speaker 3: Reminded me of that famous game show Herbes Chops. Where
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  Speaker 3: do you.
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  Speaker 4: That's right?
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  Speaker 3: And This happened in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 2: A Vietnamese man, as as John so eloquently but Uh,
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  Speaker 2: managed to accidentally lodge a chopstick behind his eyeball and
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  Speaker 2: he was experiencing intense headaches.
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  Speaker 4: Had a tumble with his friend. He was around, was.
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  Speaker 2: Having a real hard time. I think he went to
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  Speaker 2: a doctor who first said there was nothing wrong with him,
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  Speaker 2: headache anything, couldn't find any said one with heavy broken
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  Speaker 2: or some ship.
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  Speaker 10: Always get a second medical gas went back.
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  Speaker 2: He went back for a second opinion and they took
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  Speaker 2: an X ray.
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  Speaker 5: That's when they found always doesn't belong there.
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  Speaker 2: That it's somehow lodged in his brain without damaging anything.
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  Speaker 2: It was very very very lucky man.
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  Speaker 4: So perfectly back there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about even like like seeing like TV and movies.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I traumas if it's even close to the eye,
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  Speaker 2: am just like I turn away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we we actually talked about this. When we talked
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  Speaker 3: about this on the show. I did it for our show.
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  Speaker 3: Picture was somebody picking up an eyeball with some chopsticks.
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  Speaker 3: So if you go to our patreon you can see that.
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  Speaker 10: Pictures patreon dot com.
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  Speaker 8: Slash Fink Show.
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  Speaker 3: Just fink show.
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  Speaker 2: One of the most one of the most the most
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  Speaker 2: traumatic video games ever played was Dead Space Too. At
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  Speaker 2: the end of it, you have to perform surgery on
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  Speaker 2: your own eyeball. You, oh God, would quit the game
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  Speaker 2: and be like this this weird fucking like automatic.
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  Speaker 4: Why is your eye have like an alien in it?
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  Speaker 2: Well kind of. It's it's literally literally supposed to inject
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  Speaker 2: into the thing that will kill it and save you. However,
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  Speaker 2: if you if you don't line it up directly on
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  Speaker 2: the pupil and it moves around on its own, so
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  Speaker 2: you have to keep recentering it, it will kill you
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  Speaker 2: in the most horrible way I think I've ever seen
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  Speaker 2: anything on it just freaked trauma.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I had to put the game down and walk away.
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  Speaker 2: Long story short, dark book. Sorry, Uh, there will be
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  Speaker 2: no no, I well I can't lie about that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Uh to move on.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's gonna be it's gonna be
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: no eye trauma in my books. No, that's a lie. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Sorry, tell me what pages I'll skip it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, we've got game one. In the books, Cevie and
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Gina are currently done by one point, but that's okay.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Game two as we're two points and you guys can
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: easily take over the lead. We're gonna they can do
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: it when you play game two right after this hit it.
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• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: two is gonna be pitch me, maybe one more time.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give our players a special circumstance and control
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: of a certain media property, and whichever player gives me
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: the best pitch using that property and fitting that special
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: circumstance will win the game and earn their team two points.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: So for this pitch me. This year marks the forty
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: year anniversary one of the most perfect movies ever made,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: back to the And yes, that hurts. Huh However, because
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: everything is stupid right now, it feels like a matter
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: of time until some idiot reboots the movie with a
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: cyber truck in play the Dolorean. So I want you
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: all to please beat them to the punch. Pitch me
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: a Back to the Future reboot. Pitch me what you
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: would change, what would stay the same, who you would cast,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: and importantly, what iconic cooler vehicle than the cyber truck.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: In other words, any other vehicle as the time travel
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: vehicle best Back to the Future reboot. Pitch wins the
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: game and earns their team two episode points. Stevie and Gena,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: you guys lost the last game, so you have the choice.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go first or do you want
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: to make your opponents go first?
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: What do you think of Gena? I'm good either way
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: for this. Let's go first, go first, school. Do you
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: want to do it?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Awesome?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: All right too?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: You got Whenever you're ready.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Pitch me.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: The fortieth anniversary of Back to the Future is going
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: to go back and make things right right with a
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: certain actor in the series, and that's Crisp and Glover,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: and all roles will be played by him.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: WHOA, He's going every role.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Play every role, A nutty professor, God. There will be
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: a scene of him fighting himself to save himself. The
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: vehicle he will use, because there's multiples of him, is
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: a tandem bicycle, so it'll be just to get miles
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: an hour.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: Oh shoot.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: And in the end.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Spoilers, he's gaining on me. Yes, I mean as god.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: In the end, it ends the way we want it to,
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: by them all, all the Crispians disappearing into oblivion. I succeeded.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I no longer exist.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's amazing.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Like it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I think you're Wow, well done. Okay, thank you ship, Stevie.
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: Okay, so mine's the throwaway. Fuck.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I'll support you, Stevie.
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: Don't even have to just support yours is better, all right,
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: I'm just gonna read what I wrote it, believe in it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: This one's called back to the Past for future sake.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: In this reboot, we were following Marty and Jennifer's daughter Marlene.
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: As a child, Marty would tell her of bedtime stories
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: of time travel and his adventures. Marty thought she would
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: think that all of them were just stories that he
• 26:56
  Speaker 10: just made up, so she'd go to bed and whatnot.
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: But Marlin knew the truth that there was some of
• 27:02
  Speaker 10: these tales. There was something about them. She just had
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: the like she just believed it was real. So, four
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: nights before the Hill Valley twenty fifth Reunion, Marlene was
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: called across from the train tracks to head home when
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: the wind picked up, lightning struck and a flash, and
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: then a.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Steampunk train arrives on the track.
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: Its conductor is none other than the sibling partners and
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: children of Doc Brown, Jewles and vern.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: They've come through time to.
• 27:34
  Speaker 10: Deliver a new time travel machine to Marlene.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: That they have to use to save the future and
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: the past.
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: So I'm gonna cut right here to who's playing it,
• 27:46
  Speaker 10: and they'll finish the rest of the plot. Yes, Marlene
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: is played by Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things. Of course,
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: Jules is played by Liam Helmsworth and vern Is zach Effron. Now,
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: the train only had enough power to get here and
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: to warn Marlene about Tiff Tiffany Tannin. Yeah, because Tiff
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: was able to get the schematics of the flux capacitor
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: to Doc made and could unweave time if she could succeed.
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: So Vernon Jules take mar to the last car train
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: to unveil her new mode of transportation, her very own
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: time traveling phone box. They adventure and have a friendly
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: platonic relationship. All just insinuating of a new possible doctor
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: with two companions. You do, a doc traveling and a.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Doctor doctor doctor who brown that is bigger on the inside.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Did you guys remember seeing the cartoon where they used
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: the train every time?
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: Yes, animated was messed up.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: I like it, I'd watch it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, So now it's on too, think and a John?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: You which one of you two would like to go?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Net your?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I am fucked? You have no idea?
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: How? Okay? You go last? Then?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right? So, uh my Back to the Future
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: remake would actually be a h a series of four movies,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: because you know you gotta have sequels in your adrilogy. Yeah, quadrilogy.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: So I have premise, let's say the same, what changes, casting, cooler,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: time machine, all that stuff for each one. Let me
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: know if these get too lengthy, and I'll move them along.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: The first one is Back to the Future Hell on
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: we Eels with Marty Buchanan, an adrenaline junkie motorcross rider
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: teaming up with legendary outlaw biker Doc Savage who was
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: rigged a Harley Davidson Panhead Chopper into a time traveling
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: road beast, but instead of going to nineteen fifty five,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Marty gets thrown into eighteen seventy five smack deb in
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: the wild West, where he meets his great great great
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: grandfather Antmas Outlaw. So what says the same? Marty disrupts
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: history and risks erasing himself. Doc is now a wild
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: well he is a wild predictable, unpredictable scientist, but he
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: now has full biker gear.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: On.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Of course, she's gotta have I climbat you showed down
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: in an old timey salon. What changes is time travel
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: is activated by jumping the Harley off a canyon ridge
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: at eighty eight miles per hour. The villain is a
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: ruthless railroad baron who wants to kill Marty's outlaw ancestor.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Instead of a high school dance, Marty has to play
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: poker against wild Bill Hickcock to win back the time machine.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Stolen parts, Okay, all right? Casting Marty Buchanan played by
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Glenn Powell from the Top Gun, Maverick and some other stuff.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Doc Savage, Nicholas.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Cage Okay, tickets sold.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Outlaw Ancestor Pedro Pascal Railroad villain Christophe Faltz. And then
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: the cooler time machine is the Harley Davidson Panhead Chopper.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: So I have other ones. There's back to the Future
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Lowrider Loop, Back to the Future rock and Roll Time,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: and back to the Future Tokyo.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Drift, Rock and Roll Times.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Too fast toos.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, reminds me of like mad Max.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I dig it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: That's awesome.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: So yes, there's some of the highlights. The Rock and
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Roll Time one is he has to fly a giant
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: flying Gibson flying the electric guitar to transport back to
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: nineteen sixty nine woodstock of the Rock and Roll Time
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: one oh.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Ship to save people from the bad lsd yep.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: The Lowrider Loop. You're driving a nineteen sixty four Chevy
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: and Palla Lowrider and it has to it's it's it's
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: got pneumatic jumpers, so you have to jump in eighty
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: eight inches off the air for the travel.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: We can do it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Eighty eight in the internal air supply. Must get least
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: eighty eight percent marijuana.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Ye, there you go. Oh, that's even better.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: That's good too.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right. Then the car from the Tokyo Drift,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: it was a nineteen eighty five Toyota eighty eighty eighty
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: six Sprinter Trainer, which is some kind of drift car.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: So, okay, John did a lot of homework.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: We did well because you said it was supposed to
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: be everything was dumb in the world, and everything was
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: bigger and dumber. I just had a I write it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 10: Also, he cheated, man, he did make it dumber.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: As somebody that's had many of his jobs destroyed by AI.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: You have to.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no, you don't, because I'm just going
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: to disqualify you right now. Yeah, I will never win here.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Never who wrote a book of It's gonna come down
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: to you. Okay, So I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: That's different. Gina took my.
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: Serious bullshit, and I'll prove it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: The way I pitch it will would be what wins
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: it though, do it?
• 34:04
  Speaker 14: So you're familiar, So we want to reboot this, right
• 34:09
  Speaker 14: when I boot back to the future?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Right no, no, no no.
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: No no no no, We'll get to it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: We'll get hold on hold.
• 34:16
  Speaker 14: So you're familiar with movies like Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor,
• 34:22
  Speaker 14: or how about that scene with Jack Black and Tropic Thunder,
• 34:26
  Speaker 14: or that movie with Adam Sandler, Jack and Jill and
• 34:30
  Speaker 14: everybody tried to forget, but I didn't forget.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Never forget, Never forget.
• 34:38
  Speaker 14: So for a reboot for Back to the Future, I'm
• 34:41
  Speaker 14: telling you we're gonna recast every it's gonna see the
• 34:44
  Speaker 14: same script, but it's gonna be recasted, and it's all
• 34:49
  Speaker 14: gonna be Christopher Lloyd, Hardy McFly, Christopher Lloyd, Doc Brown,
• 34:56
  Speaker 14: chrystalph Lloyd, Biff, Christopher Lloyd, Mom in the Past, Chrystopher Lloyd.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: The man is like eighty two years old. Listen, man,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: just think about it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 12: Just to take all the characters, all their lines and
• 35:14
  Speaker 12: put crystalher Lloyd to have him pitch it in your
• 35:16
  Speaker 12: head instead.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: If you think of want some time off from the show,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: you can just ask you wanted.
• 35:26
  Speaker 12: I'm giving you a pitch, and you're gonna sit there
• 35:29
  Speaker 12: and fucking take it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get pitched.
• 35:35
  Speaker 9: Imagine if Crystal Lloyd.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: His name is Calvin Kleine, Dad, I got it done.
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: The lines.
• 35:43
  Speaker 12: Think of like the one line, you know, the one
• 35:45
  Speaker 12: with the car scene in the past where Marty was
• 35:48
  Speaker 12: driving his mother up to that makeout point and you know.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Built it years old.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: It's not like I've never parked before.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: He's making out with so.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 36:02
  Speaker 14: And the replacement for the vehicle Afford Pinto, because fuck you.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: Honestly, it would have been just a souped up unicycle
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: for two for all we care.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: About, you know, just the idea.
• 36:14
  Speaker 12: I thought it was of Christopher Lloyd yelling at Christopher
• 36:18
  Speaker 12: Lloyd to put his pants back on because his mother
• 36:21
  Speaker 12: played by Christopher Lloyd, is coming up the stairs.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Lloyd is getting out of prison.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I also think I should have gone first. And yeah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: genuinely you got Yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I apologize you had no idea. Great minds.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: Sorry, that's true, great minds doing yes exactly.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: We'll have the alternate version. You flip the disc over
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: and yeah, and we didn't.
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: Talk to each other before it, so I had no
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: idea what you did.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Christopher lloyd impression was on point.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: You have to be fair like, yeah, he did.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I wanted, I legitimately wanted you to do a full
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: scene from the movie.
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: If I could remember a single.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: You are my d you was.
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: Born like thirty years after that.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: That's true, that's true.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: If you leave him alone, let him go.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Let him go.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Watch me for the changes and try to keep up.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Did you take that guy's wallet? I think you just
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: took that guy's wallet.
• 37:32
  Speaker 14: It's your cousin, bobn Hasley.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Oh right, that's a that's paraly that.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: See it's been Barry.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: See. You would have won it if you had stopped
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: what you didn't like Tiff before. No, I love Tip.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Tiff was the best part. I thought it was genius. Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: actually make your protagonists. Make the protagonist, you know, you know,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: the female making his daughter do the same for Biff,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Tiff perfect, fucking perfect what killed him? Stopped there?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I would have, I would have.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You would have won. Then you mixed in Doctor Who
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: for some reason, like you had a great weird like
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: it's not exactly I could technically, I guess throw it
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: away on that. But but as a sequel, it's genius.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: It's literal genius. And if you'd stop there, it would
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: have been perfect. And then you brought Doctor Who for
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: some reason, and you lost me. I was like, I
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: was like, if you just stuck to the steampunk train
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: and just and just her and Tiff, but Tiff and
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: her become friends in the end. That's brilliant too, because
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Marty didn't do that with Biff or any of that. No,
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: he's a jack hole, to be honest all time. Maybe
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: maybe Tiff has some redeeming qualities, you know, maybe she's
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: much smarter than old man and that's why she can
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: put together sciencey stuff. But the danger is that she's
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: also a little dumb like your old man. She might
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: accidentally unweave all of time.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's the I thought it was genius. I really didn't.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I really did. But the doctor who thing just killed it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: It's okay, it's just a pitch. We can polish the
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: ending with something else.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: It's not that hard to change, genuinely change genuinely take
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: it to universal.
• 39:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's fine, I think, But the point is going
• 39:25
  Speaker 10: to go to geniecause you're on the team.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I have a question of my ears, Stevie. Will the
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: adult Jewels and Verne do like in the third movie
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: where the kid points to the camera like this and like,
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: look at my pen.
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: We can only hope, so se how it fields with
• 39:47
  Speaker 10: the test audience.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: First, if they could be a callback, I.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Think you mean the I think you mean the audience
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: In the movie, Liam is standing like this, pointing directly
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: down just just it's just how he stands.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: We can have.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Just pointing directly down where he is, no matter where
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: he is, he's just like just like.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Did you just get one of those shirts that's airbrushed
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: a finger like that, So when he puts his arm down,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: there's still a finger hanging out there, when he puts
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: his heart, and then when he like has to scratch
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: his nose or something, he could do that then just
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: put it right back in place and cover up the fings.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: So and Gina have two points. John, you have one point.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: It's all going to be decided by game three. Game
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: three is worth three points. We're gonna play it right
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: after this.
• 40:46
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• 41:01
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• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for Game three, and
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: three is gonna be the dumpster Fire. I have got
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: five category and players are going to take turns picking
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: something from that category that irritates them, frustrating, really pisses
• 42:07
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• 42:12
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• 42:14
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• 42:17
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• 42:20
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• 42:23
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• 42:25
  Speaker 2: will earn a point. The first team to successfully win
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: three categories will win the game and earn three episode points,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: and since you are one point apart, that means the
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: team who wins this game wins the entire episode. So
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: we're going to start off relatively light, something fun. I
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: want you to tell me what about barbecue irritates you
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: that you think should be thrown into a dumpster fire,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: and we can start wherever. We're gonna start with one
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: particular team, John, and you lost the last game, so
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: it's your choice.
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: I'm good either way for this one.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I think I'll go first. So the thing I hate
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: about barbecues is getting invited to him?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: I why, John, Why?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: It's like, no more barbecue. I don't like that.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Well, yes, the vegan giant giant.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Barbecue.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: To think about it, If there was such a thing,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: I would probably pay money to go to it. But
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: it is this awkward thing. And it's again like even
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: at work too. It's this odd dance of having to
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: go and like inspect the offerings, you know, because you know,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: like let's say somebody did like actually go to the
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: effort to like put something like vegetarian or vegan. If
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: they go and nobody takes it, then they're never coming back.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: So you have to like go and be like hmm, yes,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I see nothing for me to eat here, all right,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: well you and so I have to go through that,
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: like in a very nice way every time I go
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: to any kind of barbecue. And so that plus the lovely,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: super fun thing of oh, yeah, we got you this
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: it's vegetarian. I'm like, it's it's not the same as vegan,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: you sons of bitches, and also being like, oh thank
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: you so much, I will absolutely I'm I'm not not
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: eating this. So yeah, there's exactly exactly. So it's just
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: an awkward, awkward thing and I just would never ever
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: want to and you can't make me and I don't
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: want to.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, that's fair.
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: Fair, I can get that beef.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Impossible beyond.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just beyond.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: But do not be a dick to our guests.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Okay, then the man who just provoked him during
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: the break.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so so once again the person before me stole
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: my answer. It actually did start off as like, yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: I just I don't like the social aspect of barbecue.
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: But when you start mentioning, I'm like, yeah, that kind
• 45:33
  Speaker 13: of sucks.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: There is no like vegan barbecue, and it's not Yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: it's not very welcoming to all sorts.
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: It is just mostly meat fish foul.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe some.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Like non meat, non vegetarian sides, potato chips.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: So the other thing too, if I can just go back,
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: is that somebody that does make an effort to like, oh,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I did these beautiful marinated portobello mushrooms there all vegan.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Let me just toss this on the grill where the
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: meat was just sitting.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: Right there for you.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Like, I guess if I had to choose or choose
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: one different would probably be the fact that, like fucking
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: barbecues are just you really only have a barbecue a
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: specific time of year. They seem it seems more like
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: a seasonal thing to do because you want.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: To do it over a fire or real right, Like.
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: Honestly, I would love barbecue in the middle of winter.
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: So your team one of them barbecues bad? You don't
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: want barbecues all the time.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Feel for him because it sucks that they don't have
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: an option for him.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I just like the irony of it.
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: It's funny.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, we could both enjoy a barbecue, just different things, that's.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Right, Different strokes for different folks, as they say.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think that this stroke into your barbecue.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: That's Stem and Gina, which one of you would like
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: to go first? If you go, I'll go.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I think what needs to go is, uh the concept
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: of slow cooking. It takes you fourteen hours to get
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: a brisket out of barbecue. And in this day and age,
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: when we have like instapots, why can't we figure something
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: out where it breaks it all down and makes it
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: taste yummy in like an hour Because I don't want
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: to I don't want to do that all day. That's bullshit,
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: But I want to eat them m um yummies.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: It's like equal parts souvd and blowtorch, just back and forth.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, there you go, Guy Fieri, get on it.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Uh Stevie, uh me.
• 47:50
  Speaker 10: What I hate about barbecues, I want to have to say,
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: like all the fats that are stuck on ninety percent
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: of these meat that I don't know if anybody who's
• 48:01
  Speaker 10: like bought a bunch of meat in the last.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Year and a half, oh yeah, totally.
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: I mean, is insane from like versus how much fat
• 48:11
  Speaker 10: is on them. And the last few barbecues we did, man,
• 48:13
  Speaker 10: they were just like layers of fat. You had to
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: cut off so much it was gross. There's like not
• 48:18
  Speaker 10: enough meat anymore.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Gotta make some candles with that left over.
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: It's frustrating.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: It's like I want to eat ribs, but there's barely
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: any meat. It's all fat and some bone like what
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: the and some skin.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, all worthy choices. There was an instant winter for this.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: For me, my.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Biggest irritation with barbecue is whenever I find a good
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: sauce and it's almost impossible to find it afterwards. Oh yeah,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: that's why I bought an extra bottle when we went
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: down to New Jersey to Arthur's Steakhouse because their their
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: house sauce is incredible, pretty good. I was like, fuck it,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: I don't care that it's more expensive than any brand
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: in the store. I'm buying a bottle Liss to take home.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Sure I will never ever have it again. But also
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: like One Eyed Jacks had this fantastic raspberry barbecue sauce
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: that was delicious and they stopped serving it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Of course, were you in twin Peace World you went
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: to One Eyed Jacks, it just stopped.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: That's the name of barbecue.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it, but I am but out of the
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: four of you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: The one that I just resonated the most with, and
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: I genuinely cannot say why, but it was John, mister Fink.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I have had a vegan hot dog. It's a grilled
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: and marinated carrot.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, yep, I've had this.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: It was delicious, but it was not a hot dog.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: No, I agree with you on that.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: I was disappointed.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Jeene Wolfs and I recently went to a vegan Jewish
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: deli and I got these amazing hot dogs. So there
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: was one that was a Reuben hot dog. So it
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: was like a grilled thing, and then it had the
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: slaw and the right cheese and sauce and everything was.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Made of soy. I don't know what it was made of.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: It was made of accommodation of things, but it was
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: all plants.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: It looked like a hot dog.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it tasted like a hot It would fool any
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: meat eater, the plant meat, like the impossible burger and
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: so forth. Yeah, yeah, I'd use them.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: It was really good.
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: It had the mouth feel of a hot dog.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: It did. I know. That's what Stee needs to make Stevie's.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: We're still talking about food. I don't know if I'm.
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: The kind of person that likes the hot dog for
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: the size and the shape of it more of.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Course you do. Sure the texture guy, Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: That's what that is, textured for your pleasure.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Well, that is the point for Fink. And our next
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: category is rom coms. What about row into a dumpster Fire?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: And we're gonna start with Gina and STEVIEE this time,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I got one.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: If you don't, I have one, but you go ahead.
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: The predictability of them.
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: I can watch any rom com and they're going to
• 51:06
  Speaker 10: go through the same fucking cycle no matter what show
• 51:09
  Speaker 10: it is.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: And it's predictable.
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: It's boring, like we could be sitting down, we'll watching
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: something for the very first time.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: A high powered business woman comes back to her down
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: her slow country home town.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: God, Aaron, you could work writing at home.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: It's a guy who meets a guy who doesn't follow
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: the just uh you know, kind of a rebel and.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: You know, yeah, it's kicking every box.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: They date and things seem to be going well, but
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: something's wrong and something somebody, somebody, somebody's exhow yeah, home Alabama.
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: It's frustrating.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: The first movie like that. That's you're right, it's exactly
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: the same thing well done? Uh, Gina, what do you got.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: That moment towards the end where the love interest walk
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: in part way through a conversation, misunderstands what's being said
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: and it runs away and it all could be solved
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: with a simple conversation.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck you, that's fantastic. That is That is
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: one of my That is one of my biggest gripes
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: in almost any fiction anywhere. Are you only like the
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: character only gets part of the picture and doesn't you know.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: And they don't stop to ask questions.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: All they'd have to do is like say one sentence
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: problems Instead it blows up.
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: It was this I was talking about Okay, cool, we
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: good exactly we.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Were talking about Janet.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: It's not writing, right, No, not like book daddy's writing.
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: Oh no, you want some book daddy, right, you go
• 52:50
  Speaker 10: to b F Y g W pod dot com.
• 52:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have any points in either book
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: so far or something like that happens. Uh, mis communication
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: If you.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Do likely make fun of it. No, just do it
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: as like a joke.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do it ironically like like yeah, like they miscommunicate,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: but it makes it makes the relationship better. Yes, yes,
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Discovery that there's literally a series of miscommunications just makes
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: them closer closer to like.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: They find out they really aren't first cousins.
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because they don't know, I'm not act if we're
• 53:28
  Speaker 10: not related.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: It's only it's like where everything is revealed, but it's
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: like it's like falling downstairs, like one reveal, reveal next thing,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: and then the next thing we might have just fixed.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Rob comes.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Honestly, there you go. It's like who's on first? But
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: they keep hitting grand slams, John or.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: AUGI which one of you wants to go next? I
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: can go first this time ahead?
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Okay, too much, not enough calm.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: So one of the problem rom coms definitely that like
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: the romance is well embellish, I guess is the word
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: i'd use.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, Hollywood.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: They got to make it over the top, They got
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: to make it as unrealistic as possible. But what I
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: think they fail to realize is that comedy is the
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: actual bonding of taking place. As we all know that
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: comedy is one of those bonding things that everybody does
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: through friendships and all that you make friends through humor
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: and jokes and fun times and crapt like.
• 54:34
  Speaker 13: That, like us now, but like, no one's.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Gonna fucking be like, Oh my god, I'm so in
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: love with you.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: I can't breathe without you.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Speak for yourself.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Die if you say no.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: I want to see a movie with him acting like
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: I know, and the.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Rest of it, the rest of the movie plays it
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: perfectly straight. Yeah, oh, Janis, I think he really likes you.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: He's overly sarcastic.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Disability with his voice. He means it, but he can't
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: say it.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I can't control the volume of my voice.
• 55:21
  Speaker 13: I don't want to live my life without you.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: You complete me.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Watch that movie, John, what's your answer?
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: I am going to throw two rom coms in the
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: dumpster fire because they ruined rom coms for me. Okay, interesting,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: These would be the movies with Ethan Hawk and I
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: think Julie Delpy Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, both just terrible,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: fumbly slow conversation movies.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: That's the one you said. They go yeah no in
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: so much.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: It's so bad. It's like they both go back and
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: forth like yeah no, yeah no no, yeah, oh yeah
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: no yeah, and I'm like, shut the fuck up. Just
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: can't do what you're saying use the correct word. They
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: swear to god, it like ruined rom coms. For me,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, is it gonna be that again? Because
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I don't want that.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Shit?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's fucked up.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Maybe a Midwestern thing. People there doing a lot.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I hate myself when I catch myself doing it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you're going out today? No?
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, no what.
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: I do that a lot too, I go, yeah, no,
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: this is.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: They take it to a point in this thing because
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: it's just like both movies are mostly them just kind
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: of walking around some beautiful city I can't remember, but
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: it's it's so much. It's like I want to say,
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: at least seventy five percent of their conversation is going
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: yeah no, yeah no, yeah no yeah. I was like,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: oh my god, no yeah yeah no, yeah no, yeah
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah it was. It was just in term. I
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: can't with it.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: So like a muppet. All right, I'm gonna speak things up.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Stevie wins the point on that one. The round comes
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: so just endlessly predictable. Yeah, every single.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: I think we all had great point.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: You can follow it. Oh, everybody definitely had good points. Yeah,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: no stingers here, whatsoever. Let's move on to our next
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: This is gonna be interesting one considering Steve, you already
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: brought it up, Doctor Who. What about Doctor Who? Would
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: you throw into a dumpster fire? And this time we
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: start with all and mister fink.
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: I mean I guess I could go first. Yeah, I'll
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: go first.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: The fact that they keep you know what, Yeah, I'm
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: gonna say.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: It, Doctor Who.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: The fucking gatekeepers, the people in the fandom that feel
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: that they need.
• 58:28
  Speaker 9: To control.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Hips right, and they need to shut out, shut out
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: and throw away anyone with a different opinion or want
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: to see something different with the series.
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: Keep in mind, how.
• 58:41
  Speaker 13: Long has this fucking series been going on for, And
• 58:45
  Speaker 13: there's just there's so many purists that just want it
• 58:48
  Speaker 13: to be the same thing over and over and over again. Yeah,
• 58:51
  Speaker 13: just watch the same ship that's already been done. Watch
• 58:54
  Speaker 13: the work of the same people who've already done the work. Like,
• 58:58
  Speaker 13: don't keep investing into some thing that you're going to
• 59:00
  Speaker 13: be angry at because they decided to try something new
• 59:03
  Speaker 13: or modern.
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: I feel this gatekeeping in communities.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: In general is terrible, but in Doctor Who, it's one
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: of the worst.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Well done, Random fan, dumb.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: John, what would your answer be.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Three words, three words, three words, not regular enough, too many,
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: too many problems, too many long problems.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Problem.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, doctor who does? I feel bigger on the inside
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: all the.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Time, Doctor who is?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: And I try to work it out with the sonic screwdriver. Oh,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: it just doesn't always spo No, it's the thing that
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: you know, you have to wait for a long time
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: for their like you know New Year's and then Easter
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: specials and then you know Arbor Day and then it's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: not always once a year. It took a long break
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: when it was changing, like providers and stuff, and so
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: it's you always just feel like you're in this weird
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: like doctor who deficit and you need more fiber? Which
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: is more Doctor Who?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: That's fair, that's right.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Then you take your hoo poops hoops, Tin and Stevie?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Which wants to go first?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: I got this one ahead, knock it out.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: What am I gonna.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 10: Throw about Doctor Who? In a dumpster fire? That part
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 10: of my pitch from fucking game too.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: I want to.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: Outside like like.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Nice, all right, retroactively award you the points for you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: just stole the points from your own teammate. But whatever.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: A genius answer, Gina, what would you throw into a I've.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Only seen a little bit of Doctor Who, but I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: don't understand. I thought he only had so many regenerations,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: and now apparently that's just what we don't care anymore.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: So that's some bullshit. You can't just set a limit
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: with your writing and then go we don't care.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: There's no regulation in Doctor Who.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: They would have had to just end the series after
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: number twelve.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: Maybe they should.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: They did they explain it?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: They yeah, they like, don't look over here.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: It did explain it?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: No, Apparently by that point he was already actually way
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: past twelve. He he had already gone way over the limit.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Whoever said twelve is just there's another doctor that just
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: popped up with the female doctor that that she didn't
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: know about, and they didn't know about each other, which
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: is weird because if there are two doctors, one should
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: be one's past and the other should be the future,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: but neither recognize the other. So they're like, something funky's
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: going on. Apparently they're just making it up, but they're
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: doing it so they can continue making Doctor Who, because
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: otherwise the unfortunate inflication would be all right, Well, that's it.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Number twelve legacy property.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: It's either that or having a scarf so long you'd
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: trip on it.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I mean I like both answers, But this point is
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: going to go to Augie one thousand. The gatekeepers and
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Doctor who are are probably the worst gatekeepers of any fandom.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I think possibly.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Possibly them and Star Wars.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, them and Star Wars.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, with the exception of Rick and Morty,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: maybe oh.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: They're less gatekeeping and just fucking toxic ash.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't heard about them being.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: In terms of the toxic fandom, Rick and Morty definitely
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: takes the but in terms of gate keeping, you're right,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: but you're absolutely right there. They want people watch that, honestly. Yeah,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: if they wanted Doctor to succeed, they would shut the
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: funk up. So another point to uh Aggie and John.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: So it's two points for them, one point for Stevie Jeena.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: You guys have to get next to our Next is
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: animals and video games? What about animals in video games?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Would you throw into a dumpty fire? And this time
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Stevie Gena go first.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: I think STV may want to go, really wants.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: To go first. Appearently it's on you.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, how about the killing of fucking dogs in first
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 10: person shooters and video games?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kil stream they had.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Is that something you're supposed to do or you just
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: can do?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 10: Oh no, it's a kill. It's a reward for taking
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: out so many people without dying. You can call in
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 10: the dogs on the other place.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: So the context mechanically, so we all understand here, is
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: that in this game there is a kill streak.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: Of speak which game world call of duty.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Which you can call in a pack of dogs, attack
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: dogs to come in and attack the enemy team. Now
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: the enemy team could defend themselves and shooting those dogs.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: The sounds.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: I'm sure Peter's pissed, oh you know, about everything that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: has to do with animals, even digital ones.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 10: But still that it's it's fun kill real ones, right, yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 10: it makes sense.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, I was saying the same thing with Fallout.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Technically zombie dogs.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: There's zombie dogs there.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 10: But there's there's other games to do the worst thing
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 10: and like cutting them open.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: And I don't want to get into.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: A true story. When I lived with my had H
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: and I would play PlayStation in the in the TV
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: in the living room and we got to the part
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: in risident, even where the dogs would attack and I'd
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: have to shoot them to defend myself. He would he
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: would put his hand in front of our dog, Maggie's
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: eyes don't don't watch watch.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, traumatizing her dog genuinely, genuinely made me feel
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: like hit mute, you know, like yeah, Maggie's like, huh,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Uh, Gina, what what would be your answer to this?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Mine's also a dog related one, but it is the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: dog from duck Hunt because he's a kirk that laughs.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: And so I think we've all done this. You take
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: the controller and you put it right up to the stem.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: He can go right in the fire.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: He's like, I hate, like to hate video games because
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: they shoot dogs. Gena's like, I shot that dog, that.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Particular dog, to that particular dog that is the musk
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: of dogs.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: I think he did a Nazi salute.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: The foreign agent. Yeah, I did, like the hard you bitch?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: John and aug which one of you would go first?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: I can go first?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Again, like I'll go first, let me go first. I
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: think the thing about animals and video games that's I
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: would like to throw the dumpster fires your companion animal
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: that follows you around constantly scaring the ship out of you, going,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: oh my god, a bad guy. Oh it's my guy.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: You're just jumpy.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: He's running. Say it's my guy again, like.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Your dog in Diablo. You're like, oh, I forgot you
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: were there.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly, And I'm like, oh, they're attacking me. Oh,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: by myself, okay. And then when you are attacking, he
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: gets in the way of you being able to see
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: what the hell you're doing. Yeah, cool out there and
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: fight there. Right, you're busy. You should be busy, mister.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: I'm to lean. You got time to clean.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Thank god. I heard that at my first job, traumatizing me.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I heard that.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: Say that ship all right, all right?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Well to kind of playoff things behavior, the behavior of
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: animals and video games, it always kind of was a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: turn off for me. I'm it's not gonna fucking come
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: charging at a dude with a fucking gun. The moment
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: he fires it, they will run off the direction. You know,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: you know, you're not gonna have a random whatever, fucking
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: squirrel attack you in the wood to get pissed it off, Like,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: it's not squirrel with a gun.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna like squirrel with a gun game like scroll.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Look if Conquers Bad for Day is what we were
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: going for here.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: I get that, though I hate their voices.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: Real game is unrealistic.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just how the unrealistic behavior of certain how
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: certain animals.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I get that, Like this jaguar trying to sell me
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: stuff that really would.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Never be that aggressive or even yeah, you would make
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: no sense to me. Okay, well nobody got my instant
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: to win tell us, which is uh, there's not a
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: lot of games where you can play as a dog, like,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: not a lot of games that you be a dog.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: There's Stray, there's a little kiddie Big City. Uh, there's
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Well Conquers the Squirrel. But I mean you know there
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: there there are a number of high profile games where
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: you can play as about that dog poker.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 17: Game, Sonic the Hedgehog, Oh Comedy you play as a
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 17: wolf and also it's oh yeah, I loved Okay, it's
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 17: a goddess as well, you know, but it's the closest
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 17: thing I can think of turtles. There's a game called
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 17: Pomeranian I think, where you literally are and you destroy.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: A house and fantastic game because it's it's very much
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: like you just just just everythingttle Pomeranian dog and you're
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: destroying his family house.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 9: Well, Aaron, I have the game for you that you
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 9: can play.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: As a dog, not just dog.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: There you can play as a Pomeranian in the Tokyo jungle.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Oh god, it is.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Move on.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Uh the I have to give it to somebody. So
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I'm giving it to Gina because that dog in particular.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: That dog was an asshole, an absolute legendary level asshole
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: who never got I kept hoping they put him and
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: smashed together, beat the ship out of them. They did,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: did they really? Yeah?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: They always want to.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Think I think they did.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, damn, I need to pick that came up.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: Then beat that dog.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Bitch has years of ridge. All right. So it's tie game.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Both teams have two points. So it's gonna come down
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: to the wild card category. Anything you want, anything at
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: all that irritates you. I am unfortunately going to have to,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: you know, disqualify any answers that we've already had in
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: a wild card round before, such as the American healthcare system, Uh,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: the to put it, the oligarchy runs America. Yeah, you know,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: corporation culture. We've had we've had a lot of the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: big ones.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: So surprisingly way before evening.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: But anyway, uh so, think about it. Something that severely
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: irritates you, that you wish would be gone from society forever,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: from anything about anything. And we will start with Oggie
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: and John hmmm, I got it one, Okay, anybody you.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Got so.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna say it out of context first because I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: want to see your reaction. My dumpster fire is Thane.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: Oh fucking podcast ends last episode. You guys get heard from.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: The first Wow, he is going to come across the table.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: I mean that book thing, that book thing right there,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: right there, thing going to toss that one just breathe there.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 9: And you want to know why, No, you prick because.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Enough people are reading it?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: What the.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Sane that took me experienced thus far? Oh if you
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: started reading it?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just now reading it just now?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Uh in the break there's some words I can see.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: That's his interlog. Never mind, Oh.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 8: God try all right, but not enough people are reading thing.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: You should read it.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 9: So far, it's been a very enjoyable experience.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: You know, our answers could just kiss ass completely.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: The point is the wind?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: All right, John, what do you got, I'm gonna throw
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: into the dumpster fire that has got such a huge
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Dick's so cool man so tiny, that's right. It makes
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: me feel bad about myself.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we might not be able to do
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: the wild card category anymore. Stevie and Gina, Oh you're
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: gonna take that alright, Yes, that whole thing about.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 11: Good.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 18: It's I'll tell you what I'll get. I'll give a
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 18: real one so that you can suck up and doing
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 18: to just in case it doesn't work. Okay, So what
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 18: I'd like to throw into a dumper fire like is
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 18: it's bullshit. You can cut your fucking nails the wrong
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 18: way and it fox up your whole and ship.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: What is am bull of ship? You don't fucking learn
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 8: and school.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: You cut your.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 8: Fingernails or put your nails whatever. You go to f
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: your tonyo once and next you know it's split down
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: two different ways.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Like you gotta ingrown. Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: I kind of feel that, honestly though.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: It's all right from the left field.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: The chair.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: That man is dead.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: Oh god, it's not wriddeness, jesus Us, save me, save
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: me please.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: I was going to kind of tack on. He made
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: me think of toes and like I currently am fighting
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: a toe fungus and that's some bullship. You know what
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: the two cures are. You could take a pill for
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: six months that makes you nauches, or you can use
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: a thing that's like uh, nail polished for a year.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: I'm only four months into this. It's not looking any.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Better, can you on? It?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: Doesn't that fix it?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: That's a jelly fishing and that doesn't really.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: Okay, get a jellyfish to pee on you?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, no, no, no, it's not jellyfish pee. It's
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: you p on a jellyfish. Sting is what you do
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: to He has nothing to do.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: With I think you get the duck hunt didn't finish
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: all the steps.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: That is an urban myth.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: You do not be on jellyfishing to make it jellyfish
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: in the urban.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Jesus price jelly. I would like to congratulate Gina forgetting
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: it right and winning the game. Yeah, that is fucking horrifying.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: I absolutely want that thrown into a dumpster.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: You want to see it?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Did you a face on it? And I would like
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: to keep Fane and my giant cock so they are
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: going nowhere near the dumpster.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Taking the fire with them.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: You guys fucked up. If you'd worded it differently, I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: might have given you some points.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 8: I got rid of all the biggest dicks in the world.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: So Erin's is the only right.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: The topic was sane. It was not enough people reading.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: It was like first Night, but.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: There's no vegan option. He said, what I'm throwing in
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: the dumpster fire insane.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: You did take a little bit of a running start
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: into it. You're like, get ready, here's this answer.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: I appreciate the theater like the book Fane.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: It leaves you.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: It's just bad.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: And with no that's the new tagline for thinge.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Congratulats Gina and Stevie for winning the game.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Hugs.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Let's end the episode of Right the Funk. Now bye,
• 1:16:22
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• 1:16:24
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• 1:16:34
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• 1:16:38
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• 1:16:42
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