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Will You Accept The NASCAR Apology Tour? | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Sunday morning everybody. I read a story yesterday on
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  Instagram. Feels like we're in purgatory.
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  What do we do from December 26th to December 31st?
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  I thought the same thing. It's like people are roaming
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  aimlessly. December 26th to December 31st.
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  Nobody is used to this much time off and you know, everybody
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  goes. Well, I'd like to try it.
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  Well, here you are, buddy. Have at it.
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  Now. What are you going to do?
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  People just like, what do I do now?
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  It's on Instagram. It's funny.
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  It's like people are walking around aimlessly.
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  What do we do? OK, we'll talk about that later.
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  I said it would happen. Hold on, let me get my arm 00
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  Wallace, you just so smart. Kenny Wallace is so smart.
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  Just asking. OK, what was it a month or two
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  ago, two months ago, NASCAR came out and they said why won't they
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  came out? But it it got leaked or whatever
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  you want to call it, NASCAR didn't announce it.
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  But inside NASCAR in this auditorium, they had a plan.
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  And you know, all the race tracks and team manager, I don't
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  know everybody. They said, all right, here's
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  what we're going to do next year in 2026, we're going to, we're
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  going to start cleaning up the mess that we made.
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  NASCAR realizes that they have pissed all the fans off.
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  I don't think they meant to, right?
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  It's like I don't I don't think there's somebody at NASCAR
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  going, hey, you know what we're going to do?
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  We're going to piss all the fans off on purpose.
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  There's the Queen, good morning. There she goes.
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  Oh, she just you saw the ass end of her.
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  So but what got everybody's attention was NASCAR said, we're
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  going to we're going to hire a firm, and this firm's going to
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  tell us how to repair the damage.
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  So they said what we're going to do is we're going to go back to
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  the old days. And they said we're going to
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  start out with this rebel yell, like redneck yell.
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  And it's going to be called hell yeah, hell yeah.
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  And they literally spell it out right there.
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  There it is on the screen. Hell yeah.
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  So remember I had fun with it and I said, well hell, they
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  should have called me. I'd have told them what to do,
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  how to get back into good graces of all of us rednecks.
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  So 2 days ago, well basically the day after Christmas, we saw
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  the first Hell yeah commercial come out.
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  It starts out with some guy at a bar drinking a beer, I think it
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  was a Bush Bush light. And he goes, what's the big deal
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  about this Daytona 500? And then this redneck goes, you
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  want me to tell you what's the big deal about it?
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  And he goes on this tangent and just like an Earnhardt fan, he
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  starts going in his voice and he starts screaming just like an
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  Earnhardt fan would. Earnhardt to the front.
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  You know, Earnhardt fans, they scream and and that's what
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  they're poking fun at. I love it.
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  And then at the very end, Zane Smith says, I get what he's
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  saying. So respond right here.
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  Do you like it that NASCAR is trying to apologize?
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  I do. Here's my opinion.
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  My God, You know, it's kind of like, it's kind of like an
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  argument with your wife. You're so fucking mad that you
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  don't want to be nice and you almost want to make it linger on
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  longer because you're you're still not mad.
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  You're still not right yet. Where are you guys at?
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  Do you still want to be mad at NASCAR?
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  Do you want to make you want to be mad at them longer?
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  NASCAR? I'm I'm still mad at them, but
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  but you know, whatever now for me, I'm like, hey, I'm here,
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  man. I'm here for the apology.
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  I want to hear what you have to say.
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  I am interested to see what what kind of redneck commercials
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  they're going to make and what kind of redneck ISM.
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  I'm excited. Kim's got some video.
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  Kim says. I play my videos loud.
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  Hell horses as loud as mine. Let's listen.
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  Can you hear it? OK, so anyway, I'm here for it
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  and I'm ready for the apology. NASCAR just started their
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  apology tour with hell yeah, the first commercial.
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  OK, I was watching TV today and there's a lady that said 20
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  after 520 after 5 or 20 till 5. What do you what do you say?
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  I say 520, I say 440. Is that an old school thing?
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  Who out there still talks like that?
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  Oh, let me see. It's it's 15 till 50.
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  So it's not 445. It's 15 till 5.
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  Sounds like a lot of work. Just saying it's 4:45 or not
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  5:20, It's 520. It's the little everybody.
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  It's the little what do you say? Respond right here, Let me know.
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  OK, back to my original thought today.
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  What do you do with December 26th to December 31st?
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  Here's my take. We're doing exactly what we're
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  supposed to do. Everybody, you know, everybody
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  says, man, I can't wait for retirement.
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  I can't wait to retire. That verbiage is wrong.
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  It should be said. It should say I can't wait to do
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  what I want to do. OK, let me, let me take another.
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  Let me clean that up. You know, everybody goes, I
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  can't wait to retire. That's the wrong thing to say.
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  Nobody retires. I'm retired.
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  That means I'm doing what I want to do now.
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  So December 26th to December 31st is a good look inside
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  retirement or to do what you want to do.
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  You know, now there are some people working in restaurants,
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  but for the most part, like so many people are off and they're
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  just not doing anything. Where do you fit in?
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  Oh, let me see, last week you averaged 7 hours and 10 minutes.
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  Do you all get that weekly available report?
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  It just said I averaged 7 hours, 10 minutes a day on my phone.
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  Well, I know that's bullshit, so I don't know how they count
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  that. I might look at it and put it
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  down, but I don't spend 7 hours and 10 minutes on my phone.
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  Now I know that for a fact. So how do they, how do they come
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  up with that figure? All right, everybody, the
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  legend's off. He's off to Alaska.
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  Have a great Sunday.