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Real Friends Classic - 319: My Choosiest Choice of All with Bill Lawrence · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something right now, Doug,
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: what twenty twenty one? You're doing your thing already? Holy shit, Yo,
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: they ain't not twenty twenty one, ain't not? Hey, not
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: messing around?
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: Right up? Why what's this new camera angle? I don't
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: like it? Close up?
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: I'm closer. I'm closer to the outside of the area
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: where my closet is. And so now I got the
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Wi Fi is a little bit better over.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see do you have the box?
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: I do have the box?
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: Do you mean you didn't open it right?
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: I forgot about it already.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna invite Bill in because he's here and he's
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: gonna be part of the live opening on the show.
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen have Bill Lawrence here. We always invite
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: Bill in early because he's special. Yeah, thunderous applause? Damn
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: do you like your thunderous applause?
• 0:59
  Speaker 4: I need it on compliments.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, Bill, you're the only person we allow in
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: early before before we sing the theme song because you're
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: so special. Well also because he might sometimes count in
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: and the theme song.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: But also Bill's so funny that we're like, no, we
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: want the whole show to be extra funny, so let
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: him do the whole thing.
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: That is a lot of pressure. I mean, it's a lot.
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: Of By the way, before we even start, I got
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: to say, this is a very funny episode.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I laughed a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I laughed out loud and had to pause and write
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: down laughing out loud because there's a lot of funny
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: shit in this episode.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: Quite a quite a few funny parts in this episode,
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: quite a few. Can I tell you what?
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: I'll make you as laugh?
• 1:41
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: Because you know I was, You were nice enough to
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: invite me late, And so it's a good challenge for
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: me to try and remember an episode without watching it
• 1:48
  Speaker 4: like I usually do beforehand. And I went to one
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: of the websites on Scrubs and just looking at the
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: pictures of it, I remember how funny the episode. One
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: of the pictures of Scott fully in the jukebox. Yeah,
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: Tara Reid was a cigarette. But yeah, like this episode
• 2:05
  Speaker 4: was insane.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane, dude, Scott Scotland's it's very stoner. It's
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: a very stoner episode.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: Scott Foley and Sarah and and Elliott are playing hide
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  Speaker 3: and seek in the bar and.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: And and no in the world, in the world.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: In the world. They run into they run into the bar.
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: And because there were you're you're highlighting how cute a
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: couple they are together, and he goes, guys, guys, we're
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: playing hide and seek.
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: No one tell her where I am. And then I go.
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: She goes where is he? And I go, I don't
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: know he's and then I see it. He's in the
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: juke box. He's he's managed to get inside the juke box.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: But then he keeps the ship.
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: And then and then I go, and then I go,
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  Speaker 2: he's a dynamite hider.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: So dumb.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: It's so dumb, but I laughed out loud.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I laughed, Yo, dude, Come on, there's so many funny
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  Speaker 1: parts in this.
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  Speaker 2: There's so much funny ship.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: Wait before we start, we're gonna we have one special thing,
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: Bill that you're a part of. Donald is gonna live
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: opened his Christmas present that finally arrived.
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: I'm very excited about this. Okay now, Bill.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: On the last episode, but you haven't heard yet because
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: it hasn't aired, we talked about how you probably know
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: about stock X because your kids are obsessed with sneakers.
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: So I got these on stock X for Donald. They
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: had to get certified of Matthew. Hey, all right, listen,
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  Speaker 3: they've been their limited edition. This is very exciting. He's
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: opening everybody. He's opening.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't take the time to wrap it because who cares.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: And it says it on the outside. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to put you out there with it. Oh buddy, buddy, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: I have these already.
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  Speaker 2: No you don't, No, I don't. Holy shit, Holy sh
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: they're Orlando sneakers, their limited edition Lando cal Adidas, the.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: Best Star Wars character ever in the history. Start.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: Take him out. Take him out, dude.
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  Speaker 3: They say his favorite they say his lines on the
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  Speaker 3: side of his most famous line on the side of
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  Speaker 3: the shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been opened already, so there's no reason because.
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  Speaker 3: They had to get they had to get approved, Bro,
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  Speaker 3: they had to get they had to get verified.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe you said you had him. I freaked out.
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  Speaker 4: That's my By the way, that's a well performed, very
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  Speaker 4: well performed red shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you got cities, dude, dude, you got Lando. You
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  Speaker 3: got Lando on the tongue. But Donald, look at the
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: lines on the on the inside of the shoe, on
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  Speaker 3: the side. It says, uh something about the ship, about
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  Speaker 3: the falcon.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that ship saved my life quite a few times.
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  Speaker 1: She's the fastest uncle junk in the ga.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: There you go, buddy, Wow, hey, Donald, that's from that's
• 5:07
  Speaker 4: from Zach and me.
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  Speaker 2: So we hope no, Bill, Bill.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you see how you see how that works. You
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: see how that works, guys, and you see what I
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: did automatically. I immediately thanked Bill. I just want to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that, Joel and Daniel, that's the proper response when
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: someone says that's from Zach and I. That's how you
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  Speaker 1: do it. This is how Bill, Bill.
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  Speaker 3: I gave Joel and Daniel presents, and of course Donald didn't.
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  Speaker 3: And Donald tried to be like, that's from both of us,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, no, no, but you know what,
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: because it's Bill, Donald, that is from.
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  Speaker 2: Both of them.
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  Speaker 1: You know what'll make you know, to make you guys happy.
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  Speaker 4: The only the only shoe related gift I've ever been
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  Speaker 4: part of is this is it'll circle back around. So
• 5:50
  Speaker 4: and maybe Donald know who this is. I'll have Henry
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  Speaker 4: come tell us. Henry walked into my closet and he
• 5:54
  Speaker 4: saw the scrubs one hundredth episode Nikes. You know, I
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: had him unworn, untouched, and uh, and then he was
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: watching some whatever version of Cribs or whatever. But if
• 6:04
  Speaker 4: some hip hop artists or rapper was showing his shoe
• 6:07
  Speaker 4: collection and somebody in our crew must have sold those,
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: because he had the one of the shoes he highlighted on.
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  Speaker 6: These are these are the scrubs and yeah, these are
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  Speaker 6: the scrubs one hundred nikes and they're priceless because they're ungettable.
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  Speaker 6: And Henry processed that and I went back to my
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  Speaker 6: closet and my shoes were gone.
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  Speaker 1: Checked this on there.
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  Speaker 4: Literally they're on a homemade display case in his closet, priceless.
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  Speaker 2: Next time its Donald's still got them. Well Donald wore
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  Speaker 2: them minor on worn too nice scrubs one hundred. Sure
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  Speaker 2: they're probably on eBay for some other crew members who
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: were like bugg It buggett before.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: We just about those shoes real quick. When you're when
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: you were coming up as an actor and you got
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  Speaker 1: to do a lot of work when you were like
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: I got to do a lot of work as a
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  Speaker 1: very very young actor, like uh, when I was before
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  Speaker 1: I was anyone, I you know, I was paying for
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: high school and all of that shit, right, Uh, but
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: through acting and when you would get the crew gift,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the crew jacket, that always was something right,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, when you're young, you wear that shit
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  Speaker 1: because you know you're proud of it and you want
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  Speaker 1: everybody to see. My one mistake with those sneakers is
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  Speaker 1: I wore them.
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  Speaker 4: Because Joelle just posted that there are two thousand bucks
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  Speaker 4: online those shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, well that's probably not worn. I wore those things.
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it tacky for me to have about two hundred
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  Speaker 4: pairs of those made real quick and then we just
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  Speaker 4: fly that stuff out there.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we'll do get things good. The money.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's fly dude. It's it's still the scrub.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: It's still the scrubs. Listen, dude, that would be dope anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Bill Bill's son, Henry he's talking about, is very into sneakers,
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  Speaker 3: like a lot of teenage boys. And I was going
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  Speaker 3: over their house and I took a moment to look
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  Speaker 3: in my as I collect sneakers, and I was like,
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to put on like a pair that will
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  Speaker 3: really impress Henry. And I literally thought about this and
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  Speaker 3: I put on a pair, and I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 3: Henry's gonna notice and he's gonna think I'm cool, Uncle Zach.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: And I walk in the door, He's like, those are
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  Speaker 2: the lamest version of those. Yeah, yeah, you raised the dick. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know if I could love him more because
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  Speaker 4: my son.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh god, I want.
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  Speaker 2: To just eat him up anyway, Donald, you better wear those.
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  Speaker 2: Don't just put him on the closet.
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  Speaker 1: No, these will get these will be these will be
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  Speaker 1: put to uh the test.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, I have land quotes on the side.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Bill, I have a good quick thing to say
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  Speaker 4: before as a way for one of you to count
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: yourselves in randomly, My wife and I saw Charlie Pooth
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: yesterday and he started talking about how much fun it
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: was to work with you two knuckleheads on this theme song. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and then said he's like, I felt like it was
• 9:14
  Speaker 4: all of them, they're so talented. But he did say
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: I do feel like I was a huge champion of
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: making sure that they said the title of their podcast
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: in their theme song lyrics. He's like, dude, you got
• 9:28
  Speaker 4: to say what it is and that that to me.
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  Speaker 4: It made me so happy. Now when I hear the
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: end of that song of the Zachdonald's scrubs is literally
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  Speaker 4: word for word, Yeah, the most awkward possible title to
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  Speaker 4: fit into a song.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we have a new challenge for Charlie. We're going
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: to do a dating.
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: Segment for Joel and and we're gonna have to We're
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: gonna call up Charlie and have him write a little
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: segment segment song.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: That boy's voice is so silky. Bill, you remember your birthday? Yeah,
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: when he sang for your birthday, pitch you, guys, he's
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: got oh my gosh, one year ago when we could
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: all till years ago, two years ago.
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: Two years ago, when you're you're I judge time by
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: my daughter's boyfriends and he was two years ago.
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: Bill count us in because we America loves him when.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: You count all right, but you know I can't.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: You have to be told not to. Donald, come on,
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: tell him, Hey, Billy doesn't want you to. Billy doesn't
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: want you to.
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: Ready, by way, is this the type of thing that
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: I could count it in? Or do you guys usually
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: do that?
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: No, Bill, you cannot. It's only count you.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Ever.
• 10:39
  Speaker 7: Here's some stories about show we made about a bunch
• 10:45
  Speaker 7: of dogs and nurses. He said, he's a story new
• 10:54
  Speaker 7: yet here yead here.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: Bill.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: On Twitter today someone said I had no idea you
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: were involved with To me, I had no idea you
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: were involved with ted Lasso. I love it so much.
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: And I said, well, it was mostly me and Jason,
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: but we got some guidance from Bill, and I thought you.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: I thought you'd appreciate that I'm spinning your podcast joke
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: for ted Lasso unacceptable.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: Tell us about.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: Hold on, Billy, please, we're doing a very famous podcast
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: Tell us it's going to be awkward that your dog
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: and I have the same name. And I'm going to
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: answer Billy from now on. Whatever you say, hold on,
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: let me let my dog out.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: She's crying. Come on, Billy, please.
• 11:40
  Speaker 8: While run a brief While run a brief break, Donald,
• 11:43
  Speaker 8: have you ever worn a pair of nmd's the style
• 11:46
  Speaker 8: of shoe that those Landos are. No, They're some of
• 11:49
  Speaker 8: the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: I don't really, I've never really worn Adidas, to be
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: honest with you. The only pair of Adidas I've ever
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: owned were to Patrick Ewings back in the day. Okay,
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: cool before he had the ewings. I had the Patrick ewings.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: They were orange, they were like the orange, white and blue.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Pat ewings back.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: I remember standing in a little tiny in my in
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  Speaker 1: my mom's bathroom because she had the mirror with some
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: raggedy ass clothes on, but some clean ass pat and
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  Speaker 1: ewing looking at the shoes like that ship made me
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: look good. And I got a haircut that day too.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I know I looked fly. I was like outside, I.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: Love it, very very funny show. And I still have
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: the striped sweater that I'm walking up to. The security
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: guard named IRV. Bill, you didn't get a chance to watch,
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: But I don't know if you recall I I do.
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: I remember IRV because he I think he tried to
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: smother or kill someone.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, do so?
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  Speaker 1: Irv.
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  Speaker 3: IRV is the security guard which we've never seen before.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: We've only seen Leonard Randall Winston with a hook hand
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  Speaker 3: and an afro.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: And are we?
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Are we not going to do America's favorite?
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: Sorry, let the dog out? And I got distracted, Donald, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: please let me get my counter. I'm sorry America and Earth.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Now I'm going to fuck up because no, you this
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  Speaker 1: is all your fault.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: This is all your fault ready, Marczeta.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Turk and Calla are joint at the hip. The janitor's
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: got a new job, Doctor Cox might have a crush.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Elliot and Sean have reunited, and JD makes out with
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: a cigarette. Breaking up is so so hard to do,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: and no one ever really wants to waste someone's time.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: But we also hate confrontation. To overcome this fear is
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: debilitating at times, and when it finally comes to a head,
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: if not taken care of early, it can cause an
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: awful mess. What's crazy is how fast the pressure is
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: relieved once you step up and face the situation. I've
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: learned bravery is way more rewarding than cowardice.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, Queen seconds for a graft guy.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, Well, the janitor is in a real sticky position
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  Speaker 3: here because he's gott a nerve's job and he's his
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  Speaker 3: main goal is the security guard is to guard these
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: one doors that that that that Kelso keeps breaking through
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: to go to his ca.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah someone right, he doesn't even know it for he
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't know it.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: That's agency exit. It's a fire hazard in.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: The hospital, right, That's it's so important to say that too,
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  Speaker 1: or the joke doesn't or the or the joke doesn't
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  Speaker 1: land like. He's a tough guy with uh Turk and
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Karla about the situation. He's telling them how you know,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: he can't wait to catch this for He's even asked
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: security to handle it, but they're more worried about the
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: people that are stealing and harvesting us.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that IRVS in charge of finding out
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: who's stealing organs from the hospital. But anyway, so the
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: janitor gets a has a friend who's a bank teller
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: or something, and he puts the one of the die
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: packs in the in the in the alarm somehow.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: But this is after the janitor gets the job, right,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: So the janitor, the janitor gets irv's job because IRV
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: is now fired for smothering a patient or attempted murder.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, but who who away?
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: You and you and Judy, You and Carla tackle IRV
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: and Judy sticks a need That was you and Judy,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: You and Judy tackling IRV and putting a needle in
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  Speaker 3: his neck was hilarious just because.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: The guy called him.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: The guy called him pudgy or something, right, right, Well.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: First of all, I'm jumping ahead.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: There's a really funny moment Bill when when JD IRV,
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  Speaker 3: JD passes IRV and says morning Nerve, and JD's just
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: walking and someone parks in a red zone and that's
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: what the park.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: And even though JD's walking, Earth starts to run, but
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: because he's a heavy, heavy and old, he can't really
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: run that fast. But JD's just walking. And then you
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: see JD arrive and then the even though he was
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: running a Roden section.
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  Speaker 1: But wait, hold up, it's a very funny.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: It's a very funny joke because you see IRV run out.
• 15:59
  Speaker 9: J Hey, I'll tell you some trivia that even scrumbs
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  Speaker 9: Wiki guy won't know.
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  Speaker 4: I was excited when Zach, when you said which episode
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: it was, you said, my choosiest choice of all because
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: there's certain titles and certain keys that I can tell you,
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: even without remembering it right off the bat, that it
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: was going to be a goofy joke filled episode because
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: we would never you know, title one of the serious
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: episodes like that. And my choosiest choice of all was
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: because this is season three and we've been doing this
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: for a long time and this is right when and
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: you guys know, I bitch and moan, and this is
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: right when in the writer's room, I started to get
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: mad that all the voiceovers at the end of the
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: shows were like, at the end of the day, you
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: make decisions, and these decisions lead to choices, and those
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: choices affect the things that you do right right, And
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: so this exists because then I would riff. And those
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: choices are the hardest things you'll ever do, because sometimes
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: the cheosiest choice is the choosiest choice of a.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Soh so when.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: I see a when I see a title like this,
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: I know it's one of our silly episodes.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Well, that's funny that you say that, because it is.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: You know, as the fans all know, some episodes, you
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: know that you span the spectrum in tone and some
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: are just packed with silliness and jokes, and this is
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: one of them. I mean, there's not a moment when
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Turk and Carla aren't arm in arm for the whole episode,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: except when the moment begins, you know, when you tackle
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: IRV and put a needle in his neck, and even
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: then you're together, but you don't have your arms around
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: But even it all starts when you say, when you
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: ask for when you ask, do you ask them for
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: advice or do they just decide to give it?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some commentary like you don't want to ask
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: a couple who are about to get married because they
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: think they have advice on romance for everyone, and then.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: On and then all of a sudden they connect and
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: speak it at the same time, and from that moment
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: on they're together.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: That's really funny, and it's a little it's a little
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: precursor for Were Little Become.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Was it Tarla or what was your name in Princess Bride? Right?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: The fairy Tale episode?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Uh connected Tarla?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Tarla's right?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: So yo. I didn't remember this episode at all, like
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I sincerely did not. I didn't remember one joke.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: From you have a big part of this episode, dude.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't remember. I got to tell you something. There's
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: something something was wrong with me this year because at
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: the rap party, Bellamy comes up to me and it's like, hey,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: what a great year, and I'm and I didn't recognize
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: her and I was like, oh, yeah, dude.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: And I didn't say for not having too much weed.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: For not smoking weed?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Turla, sorry, it was Turla.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: You know what I remembered by the way, because I
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: remember things in terms of arguments that we had in
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: the writer's room and stuff, and I remembered one moment
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: because there was a contingency of people in the writer's
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: room that thought that Turk was too mean to say,
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: carl I would never sleep with your sister, she's hideous.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Well, Danny's back and it's a funny so JD just
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: to remind him when because if she was to be different.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Story.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: And by the way, they were correct, because remember the
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: argument the writers of the time was, aren't we eventually
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: going to have Carla's sisters on?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And we did?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: You know, you guys got married eventually, and we had
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: those you know, you know what I mean.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: So but none of them were hideous, though.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: They were babes. So just to remind the audience if
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: you haven't watched the episode recently, that JD's just had
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: a one night stand with Elliott and Sean has arrived
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: at their door, and so.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Elli and has walked into their apartment.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he walked in, and so JD, to try and
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: make Elliott jealous, gets back together with Danny. Now there's
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: a funny line. I thought I early on when j
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: D says our voiceover. When you run into someone used
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: to date, you either find them annoying or enough time
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: has passed that you've idealized everything about them.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I thought that was a.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Really good line, Bill, because I think everyone can relate
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: to that, like when you run, when you run into
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: an ex it's it's a there's a fork in the road.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: It's like, are you still like or are you like, Oh,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: maybe they weren't so bad after.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: All, and maybe this maybe I made a huge mistake.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: And then sometimes and that's what we were doing. Here,
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: you go, I made a huge mistake. It was a
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: different time, and you go, let's go out for drinks
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: and you have one nice night and then almost immediately
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: you're like, oh, no, no, this is the worst person
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I've ever met.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: He quickly doesn't like her.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's just solely using her to try and
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: make Elliott jealous.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: And not even to make Elliot jealous. Elliott doesn't remember her.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: He says that he's back with her. He gets upstairs
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, what's your
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: last name again?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And you know I should know that.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I should know that. And the blonde hair, Oh, and
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: then blod Hair like they're both trying to figure out
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: who Danny is, Like, dude, I was so dude, this
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: is like this is like perfect stoner humor, Like if
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: you are, if you are listen, if you have the
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: humor of someone who giggles or gets confused, and then
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: it's like, what the fuck just happened? This is the
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: show for you at this point, man, because we are
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: off the rails man.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: And there's a and there's a twenty person band in
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: the show.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, Bill, I know you got
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: the a m A certification for most Realistic Medical Show,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: but I don't know that Cox would live like a
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: band in the Ica.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Now, this one, by the way, worked backwards from the
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: song because you know, we always went search for songs.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: We all loved that polyophonic band was so cool, right
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: and so kind of just such a vibe, and everybody
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: was like, screw it, let's figure out a way that
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: all bazillion of them are in here.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It was really like they were like there were like
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: they were like platforms like cosider I mean coxent arrange
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: for like a PA system that.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, balloons dropped.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Adam Bernstein directed this, by the Way, and Mike Schwartz
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: is the name on the script. There's a very funny
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: scene where JD has sex with Danny, and you're contrasting
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: the episode before there's been this, like, you know, clearly
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: like making love, like JD and Elliott are like it's
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: like beautifully done, like they're so into each other. Then
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: in this episode, she she tells him that she likes
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: it rough, and he's like, I don't really, and she's
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: like she screams at him, and he slaps her across
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: the face and he screams back.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: It looks like he punches her. It doesn't look like
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: he smacks her, and he.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Goes, oh my god. He goes, oh my god, Danny,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I thought that's what you wanted. And
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: she's like it is hard and squeezes his nibbles. It's
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: like a pro wrestling match in bed.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: And then he comes out later and he's got air
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: shields are all puffy and read and he's cut scratch
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: marks across, just like us in a horror movie.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: And she's by the way. She's smoking and he goes,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: you didn't used to smoke. She goes, I like smoking
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: after sex and he goes and during.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And then she shrugs it off and she nods it off, like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: oh yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Danny's smoking waller. But anyway, I have a question, Bill,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I think Tara.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Reid must have been a smoker. That must have been
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: the was that the inspiration for all this?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Tara Reid was a smoker?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: She must she.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I think she.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I think she did being a dick sarcastic. Well, yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: so I think you wrote that in because I must.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Have said, like, you know, Terror is great and everything,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: but cigarettes and the cigarette breast and everything, like I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: sewn into that, and you guys must have been like, okay,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: we're running there.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: And by the way, let's you know, some props to
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Terror Reid for being a young lady that embraced I'm like, hey,
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: let's do this ship that you just unapologetically this character.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: She just went with it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Man, It was really she She loved it, by the way.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: She when we first had her on the show, she
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: was like, oh is this the one where I dresses
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: a cigarette?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: That was hilarious. And so she was totally game and
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: so funny.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: She had a lot of fun. You could tell she
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: was having a lot of fun.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: The way when I make out with her as a
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: cigarette in the fantasy and then I exhale smokers, then.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: It's so funny. But that's what it feels like to
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: make out with a smoker.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Did you guys, did you guys have conversations in the UH?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Because I I I this, This tripped me out. Also,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: the janitor is now a security guard. But are we
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: still calling him the janitor in the show.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't even think it's the
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Janitor's just Janet Janet Jana.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: The best, you know, the best version of that for
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: all time is it's still and you guys now have
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: to look for it. Sarah Chalk's funniest line reading whenever
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: she's in a one on one scene with him.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: She's Janitor, Janitor.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Every season it got highed, it was by by.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: So I have to know, way I have to Daniel Joe,
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: you smokers.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: For like a little bit in early college.
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: Literally the exact same when I thought it would.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Be to marijuana like sophomore here.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: It never looked back. Did you ever smoked cigarettes? Bill?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: No?
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: No, I was cool on my own. The UH.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Didn't need to pay money for my coolness.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: But you have smoked a cigarette before.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done most everything before.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Donald.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, let's be honest.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I'm an old man.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I don't go down that road with you.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I'm so one of one of the regrets of my
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: life is that I never met single partying Manhattan Bill.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I save it if I had a time machine, If
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: I had a time machine and I could Like, we're
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: watching a show called Dark on Netflix. Now it's all
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: about time too, and it's it's really interesting and I
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: recommend is it theory?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Is it theory?
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: What does that mean theory?
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Does it make you have to think about theory or
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: or or.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Or It's very Yeah, I'm sure if you're smarter than
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I am, you can you It's very deep and I
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: can't keep track of it. I have to pause and
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: be like to go to Florence and be like, wait,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: who is he now? Because it's all jump it's jumping
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: lots of years.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: No, but I mean, are they are they using are
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: they using time travel as a like? Are they can
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: theoretically explain how it's happening? You know what I mean?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Like and back to the future. They gave you an
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: excuse and it's easy to follow it because.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: It's about wormholes. It's about wormholes. But it's one of
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: those shows.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: It's a German show, and it's clearly written by very
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: very bright people, and and it's one of those shows
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: where I think, if you're super smart scientist, time travel person,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: you can appreciate on a different level than I am.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: I'm the one pausing asking my girlfriend, wait, what just happened?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Because but but anyway, I'm not. It's still really good.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like Lost in a way, the show
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Lost in a way in that it's very mysterious and good.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: But I digress.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: My sentence was, if I could time travel, I would
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: like to visit with single partying twenty something built in
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: New York City.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: That you look. That's a lot like running in to
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: an ex girlfriend there to bring it all back, which
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: is now in retrospect their fun memories.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: But there's there's.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Also the reality of like, oh my god, this guy's
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: relentlessly annoying. Why are you talking so fast?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Why is that bleached blonde hair guy talking so fast?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: So I don't want to go to your party?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: It's dude, I mean, he's not saying anything funny, but
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: he thinks he's really funny. Yeah, it's pretty bad, pretty bad, I've.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Heard, I've heard wonderful anecdotes. So the janitor says that
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: he has his own night stick, and he hasn't because
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: his father, Donald, you the best set up here was
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: the most classic alley l oops.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: You guys like it. I'm using the term allion. Jannity goes,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: you know, it's my fight, got this nice stick my
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: father And Donald goes, was he a police officer? And
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: he goes, No, he was a cat trainer.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: By the way, no one was ever that happy, but
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Neil Fuinn embraced it about we had a weird thing
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: with the janitor of there's a real intense dislike of
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: animals in there. And I don't know if you guys
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: noticed that he has a dead squirrel army. He made
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: a rabbit into a Sultan pepper shaker.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the rabbit was a pepper grinder, Bill,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: because you would you would spin the rabbit's head. I
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: don't think you could make this joke in twenty twenty one, Bill.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: But you'll think so.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Either.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: The propmaster took a taxidermy bunny and I had put
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: it on a pepper grinder and just took off the
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: head so that the head would spin to grind.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: That's one prop. I'd really liked that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: But also, I don't know if you remember, because I
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: could have This is a show I still feel like
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I would watch today, even if I didn't sell it myself.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Once we established that Neil the Janitor had a squirrel army,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: we would have taxi dermy squirrels in his garage. We
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: would occasionally just have him see a squirrel in a
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: different episode and he would make eye contact with it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: He's a wrong day, wrong time, my friend. He would
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: throw like a blanket over it, and then you would
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: always cut to him in his garage having meetings with
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: some taxi derby squirrels.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I would watch that all day.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I remember that episode where it cut
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: to him lecturing the taxim squirrels. So many of them, Yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: and a lot of them had different points.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: And he would say, I understand that, Keith, but that's
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: not what we're doing right now.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: They were all We got to have Neil back on Joel, Joel,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: will you remind me, and let's let's let's find an
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: episode that's that he has a lot to do This
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: would have been a a funny one, but we got
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: to remember it.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: He says. He says, you know, my, my, my dead
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: raised cats, trained cats. And then after that he's walking
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: away and I go, yeah, right, and he comes running
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: back in with this thick.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And then he says something like you guys stay, you guys,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: stay here as though it's dangerous, and he walks off.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: All right, So I wanted to say, so I have
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: sex with Danny. And then I come in the living
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: room and you guys are being all judgmental, and you go,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: you know you're Danny's in there, and I'm like, no, no, no,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: it's my buddy, my buddy from the gym, Danny, and
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: you go, I.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Heard you say take it all, Danny. And there's a
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: long pause and I go, he's a really good buddy.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Awkward thing that I always have to do on my podcast.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: We got to go to break right quick.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Bill, you're not supposed to read that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 9: That's for the hosts of the show.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You know what I was. I was trying to beat
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: him to it, but he beat me to it. I
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: just want to see to it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Listen, you guys, we don't have many rules. The chat
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: is for the host Bill argue.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: All right, Bill, send us break.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: We'll be right back after this break.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Dude. I saw that coming. I was like, Yo, we
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: should go to I was about to say we should
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: go to break, and Bill beat me to it. And
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: then right.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Away the producer notes from the guests to it, because
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: occasionally we will have a guest with the audacity to
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: read the producer note.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, because listen, this is how it was. I was
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: gonna punctuate your joke with and with that, We'll be
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: right back.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: So then Danny, Danny comes in the living room and
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: she goes some skank just called and I told her
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: to back off. Her name is Deborah or whatever, and
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, that's my mom. So Phil, I have
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: to ask you you have it's a tricky thing for
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: you because you have your wife on the show and
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Cox is telling there's like a thing where doctor Miller.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Cox has a crush on doctor Miller. But like that
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: would mean that his eye is straying from the glory
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: that is your beautiful wife.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Was that is that weird to write?
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Like do you have to tell Christa Like, oh, just
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: see you know this week Cox is gonna have a
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: crush on someone other than you.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: No, there's two things. One was I'll tell you the
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: funny one at the end. But the one thing was
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: we wanted to do like the mature female version of
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: where your Relationships at, which just acknowledging that, like people
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: find other people attractive people, you know, And so I
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: really liked that. I remember there's a joke in this
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: with like doctor Cox is like, if people ask me
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: if we're married, I say, no, what do you say?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: I say, we were married for a long time and
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: then we split up, but now we have a child
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: to get and we're in a committed relationship and it's
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: great and amazing, you know. And he's like, oh yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: and sometimes I say that. But the other joke, no
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: joke is christ and I used to joke around how
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: work is the only place I can tell her what
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: to dress and what to say and how to look
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: and stuff. And so part of this was me going
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: it might be sexy for christab blond hair. And so
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: the end of this episode, if you remember, was as
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: a wink to him. She kind of changed. She didn't
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: do it all the way and we had to help
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: it with a lighting effect, but she changes her hair
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: at the end of this, and I remember, just from
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: a total you know, in love husband thing, going, what
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: a cool, corny excuse to have my wife mix her
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: look up? And that was really fun for me.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: That's fun cool. I was just thinking of Christa being like, no,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Cox is not going to have a crush on someone.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no one, No one would think of anything. Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: she keeps zack. She can't play that way. How many
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: times has Krista told you in front of me who
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: she is flat out in love with and believes that
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: she should have, you know, a free pass for unacceptable?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I remember, I don't know, did you tell the Clooney story?
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: How?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: How?
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: That was one of our first big Fightsley was her Clooney?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Was her her hall pass? Quote unquote.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Chris and I when we were dating, joked around about like,
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: who's your free pass, you know, like if you run
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: into them, you're allowed to hook up with them without
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: the other person complaining. And I said, whoever mine was?
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: I even remember? And then Christa said George Coliney, which
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: a typical answer. So I didn't care, but I didn't
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: put it together that the Drew Carey Show and Er
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: were both Warner Brothers shows, and literally like a week later,
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: I came to work and she was sitting on her
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: trailer stairs with George Clooney having a coffee, and I'm like,
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you can't pick somebody that you see every day.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like that's not part of
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: the game. And She's like, no, we were just doing
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: free passes. I'm like, no, it was so insane.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, it would hit know your free pass. It
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: has to be like, that's unachievable.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't just have come with a conversation from
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: your free pass and say, you know who my free
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: pass is?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Past? Who brought up the free pass?
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: No, it might have been me?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: So fuck.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Bill, this is my free past. George Clooney, he
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: speak of George Clooney. Bill. Do you think Richard Kine
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: would come on the show?
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I do, and I think it would be super duper
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: fun you know, he's oh.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Right, Joelle, let's get Richard Kine because he's in three
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: twenty coming up, and he's so funny and I and
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I think audience would love him. And it is a
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: bit of funny trivia that of all people in the world,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: he's George Clooney's best friend. I would have gotten that
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: wrong on every quiz.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: But by the way, never, you know, on a show
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: that we do so much with just the people that
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: live in our worlds, never has a guest star come
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: in and been somebody that we've all quoted so much.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Still, I've got yaba yea. I have been to the zoo.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Go on, I have been to two go on.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Continue continue.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: That would make me, That would make me super happy
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I have.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I just love that guy. I he's one of those
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: people that I see and I just start laughing.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: He was on a show.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys ever watched the show
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: that's very funny. There's only one season because of I
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: think they stopped because of COVID, but it was called
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: The the Other the other two? Is that what it's
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: called you, I'll double check for me. It's kind of
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: a thirty rock tone silliness. But it's about a kid
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: that becomes like a Justin Bieber superstar and his two
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: fuck up siblings, and Richard Kine plays one of their agents.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: And you know, he just has a small part, but
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: every time he's on screen, you just started hysterically laughing.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: That guy is money as his instant laughs and he
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: can really act.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: About say, he's a really good actor too.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, rock star love that dude.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I was a little quot off guard that Kelso was
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: trying to sabotage the hospital until he explained why he
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: was sabotaged in the hospital. That was something that kind
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: of threw me, like when that was a dun dun
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: dum moment, and it like I was confused, and then
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: what do.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: You mean he's trying to stabat the hospital and he
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: was he was taking the emergency thing off the door
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: because he gets to his car quicker.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it wasn't.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I remember his reason.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: His reason is one of the most disturbing jokes we
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: ever made.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Ken say, you guys have to get home before enid
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: So because if he if he if he if he doesn't,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: he has to peel her something leotard. He has to
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: get home. She's done the dance class or something like that, she.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Has a spin class or something, and if he doesn't
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: get home before her, he has to help peel off
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: her leotard.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: And I think it was really.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: It's really it's really an upsetting joke because you know,
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: why because he loves Enid. Man, we did that joke
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: too many times. I think he loves his wife.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think whether he loves it. He has so
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: much mean things to say about Enid.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't think.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: By the way, the worst one ever was when that
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Baxter and Enid had divided the house into equal size
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: and Enid had ventured into Baxter's side of the house
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: and he just said, he just said, all you got
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: to do is scare him away, is make a real aggressive,
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: sudden move. He says, go, and then you just hear
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: a dog growling and biting and he hangs up laughing.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: So he had his y, his dog attacker.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Horrible, horrible buddy.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: But does he love Enid Bill, I just don't know.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: The Yeah, you know what's weird. We talked a lot
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: about it. I think he we never would have been
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: able to do any of this stuff. It's so interesting
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: in television shows. If Enid existed, and if you ever
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: saw a person, a sweet woman, a character or whatever,
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think I think we would immediately go and
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: he loves her. They're okay, and he is all full
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: of shit, But with a second. In any type of
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: creative narrative that you don't ever meet the person in question,
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: it gives you such license to be horrific or funny
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: or bizarre and stuff. So it's not unlike, Look, you
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: guys know the show that started. I mean, it's it's
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Norman Vera.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: And Cheers, right exactly.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: The only one I remember after Norm and Vera from
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Cheers was I remember the guy on Home Improvement, which
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch a lot. They did such great effort
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: to always block his face.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget what his name was. What was his name,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Daniel Wilson. Wilson was, Yes Wilson was the guy behind
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: the fence, Yes Wilson. Anyway, it is called The Other
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Two Guys. I found it now that my friend Helena
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: York is on it. I highly recommend you guys watch.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I laughed my ass off and I thought, I wish
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: there was more episodes, but there. I guess they're on
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: pause because of.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Are Jordan and Cox married at this point?
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: They are not, but I have to be careful about
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: that because we do an episode at some point they
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: find out that their divorce wasn't official, so they get
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: redivorced and if you guys haven't done that episode yet,
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: then they are technically still married. Do you guys remember
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: doing a podcast on that episode?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I actually know.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: When Bellamy came in, I went, oh, is this going
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: to be a love interest for Cox and Donald was like, no,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: he's not. He's in a relationship with with Jordan. And
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: then and then this episode started to be like, oh,
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: but they start to have a thing. I didn't remember
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: what happened between the.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: What it was is just that we enjoyed for him
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: doing a you know, as he gets closer to Jordan,
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: that very traditional, lots of fears and lots of pulling away.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: So much so it's the precursor to the episode. This
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: episode helped us with the episode that they're doing great
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: as a couple, but when they find out that they
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: aren't actually divorced, that it was screwed up and they're
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: still technically married, they start to fall apart again. And
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: that's coming up later.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Is that what this is a question, is that what
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: the purpose of Bellamy's character was on the show. It
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: just seems like that character was there and then all
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: of a sudden she was gone. Like really no, you
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: know what it was is uh?
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: I think and I can go back, but I think Bellamy,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: you know, started much like gift Shop Girl I remember
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: her name, that got a bunch of work on Chuck
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: and stuff. Sarah Lancaster Is just was somebody that immediately
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: started to get work and get other shows. I think
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: she joined us because Charles was unavailable and we liked
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: you having a superior Charles Chung. You know, we played
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: doctor when we didn't have him for one year section
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: at one point due to health issue that he had
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: an accident and broken in one point due to him
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: doing a movie or something, and then he came back
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: to our world. So it was at least initially a
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: product of be nice for.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Turk to have a.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Boss, you know.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: And then you.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Know, we weren't really going to do the romance thing
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: because Cox was with Jordan just wanted to have that
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: kind of be an episode real quick.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: And also she was a good foil for Cox because
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: even if there wasn't going to be a romance or
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: a very mild one, she was like a tough cookie
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: and a woman and someone who had you know.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Some biggest titties. Wait, that's what that's what That's what
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Turk says when he's freaking in the thing with titties,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: he goes in some big ass boobies. That's exactly what
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: he says.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think I think you could say boobies on NBC,
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: but not titties.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: And joke up.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I was about to say it should come hand in
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: hand with the disapproving headshake you got from Joel.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Either way, it was fantastic, but that's what it was from.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You guys are thinking, I'm trying to freaking make a
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: sexist joke. But it's from the show.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: It's from the show Your Face.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: You know what I love, by the way, and Bellamy
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: is a great example of it. I always love when
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: I because of you guys, and I am so grateful.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: And it's your.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Podcast, which is annoying. It's Dan l Joel's and Donald's podcast.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: It's Zach Zach's and Zach's and Zach's.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: And I'm so grateful to get to occasionally come on
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: it and see it and talk to talk to you
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: guys about and listen to it. I go to sleep
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: with into it. One of my favorite things that my
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: favorite thing about watching these old episodes are we when
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: you see actors and actresses that we caught at a
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: certain point in their lives, their careers, not like Richard
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Kind who had already done a bunch of stuff, like
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Bellamy who had gone to become you knows, yeah you
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: know what I mean. So, or Sarah Lancaster who was
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: suddenly you know, or Massi you know, who was on.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: In Heroes, or d Franco or.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: To me, that's so fun, you know, to see the
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: people that can you know, crossed our world and then
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: went on to not necessarily bigger and better things, but
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: is kind of more fun for themselves career, know, and
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: to see him get his foot in the door like
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: that and then to do what he did with it.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: But it was fun, man, That's why.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: That's why they like seeing bell It's fun.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: It really is interesting the people that were on Scrubs,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Like you guys probably don't remember this, but what's the
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: gentleman's name that's married to Sophia Bogara?
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, he was a football play and dude
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: that tortured Zach.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: He was on Scrubs. He had he was on Scrubs before.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: He was in True Blood.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was in True Blood. He wasn't in
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: True Blood yet either. I ran into him.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Before No, no, I mean after that after.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he went to Ganello.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was in a segment where I he was
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: like a jock, right and he was He said something
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: like let's all go bang or something like like they
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: turned out they were what the joke was.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh, I remember seeing him on that show
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: as a young dude.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: You know, it's just it's just fun with all these
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: people that kind of cross pass that way. Eliza kop
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: who went on to star in nine Thousand Different Things.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: I think we were one of our first gigs, you know.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Mh.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: She was awesome. Just makes me happy.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: So JD just really, you know, there's this one little
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: subplot we could talk about about how j D and
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Danny are staying together solely because they don't want to
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: be alone. And I think that there's probably a lot
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: of people can relate to that, maybe now more than
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: during a pandemic, when they're just like, all right, I'm
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: so over you, but you're just you're my pandemic buddy.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I can't date anybody else. Dooms Dane give him a
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: booms but you're.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: You're totally right though, Zach And look, this episode was
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: supposed to be joky, but because you asked about the
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: doctor Cox, I distinctly remember, especially since we had Donald
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: and Judy being the couple attached that hip. Tell everybody
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: why they suck is we were trying to parallel all
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: those things of one universal being alone, you'll almost rather
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: be with somebody horrific than be alone with two. If
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: you aren't alone, you're able to also defeat yourself by going,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: oh my god, I'm getting more and more dependent on
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: this person. I need to sabotage it immediately, doctor Cox,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. And it's it's.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: And then Elliot and then the other thing, which is like, oh,
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: we're long distance, so we barely ever see each other,
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: so we can be we can be exciting and and
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: and and into it in two week intervals, because who
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: can't be their best self for two week intervals? You
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: know they were, There were like all these different examples.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: But I feel like a lot of people can relate
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: to being in something and feeling stuck and and I
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: bet now more than ever where they're just like, ugh,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be alone.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: So even though you think it's do you think it's
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: that or do you think it's because a lot of
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: people fear confrontation, and that's something that you just don't
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: want to deal with.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Confrontation, I'm sure, And and and the drama of a
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: of a breakup, which is always horrible, especially if it's
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: a long relationship. But I just think that there's a
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: lot of people who and now, like I said, now
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: more than ever because of the pandemic, are kind of like,
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: all right, this has to end, but like this is
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: fine for now, and I'm just going to endure it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I don't want to be alone. I don't
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: want to be alone. And I think that JD, and
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I think JD in this situation is like the love
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: of my life, I've realized, is making out with a
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: guy that looks like Scott Foley and she seems so
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: happy and here I am and I've got Danny and
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: she's just so not for me. But I don't want
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: to be alone, so she's fine.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: You know, it would be bad for Donald and I
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: to agree with this in any way as too happily
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: married guy.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's what I honestly don't think that's
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: what it is. I think, yeah, sure, he doesn't want
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: to be alone, but he keeps telling her to go away,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And so it's not really
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be alone. It's just that I don't.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's hard to explain, like, I don't. I
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: don't know. I think the pressure of her being around
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to that, but I do
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: know that it's really weird for him to say I
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: don't want to be alone and then tell her to
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: go away.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Well, because he finally has enough.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's no, no, no, I mean why, I
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: mean while before that, before, like, they're at the bar
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and he's like, and this is how the whole conversation
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: comes up. They're at the bar and he goes, hey,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you want to play darts? And she's like yeah. He's like,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: all right, go over there, there's the border.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: He over there darts, Yeah, all right, it's over there.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: And she turns around and she's like and she's like,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: do you really have that? Are you really that miserable
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: when you're around me? And he's like, I don't know whatever.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: She says something like that. He's like, I don't know,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: and that's how the conversation starts. So I don't know
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: if it's that he's alone, he's scared to be alone
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: because he keeps telling how to get the fuck out
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: of here.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Well, one thing I like about Danny is she says
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: something that I that I liked, which is when she's
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: smoking in bed, he goes.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Well, you never used to smoke, Like, what's going on?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: She goes, well, I before me dated, I was trying
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: to be like my best self and I'm putting on
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: like this character for you. But this time I think
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be like unabashedly myself. And and JD's like,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: sees who this incarnation of a person is. He wants
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with it. But you know, I think
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: it's just fueled by by feeling insecure or looking over
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: at Elliott and and want and trying to make Elliott jealous,
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: not wanting to go home and be sad and lonesome.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and by the way, let's be honest, it's I
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: think there's a line. It's easy to be with somebody
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: that you with if you're not mistreating them. Or they're
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: not mistreating you. It's easy to be with someone you
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: don't like. You know, there's nothing really at stake, you know,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: And I guarantee you between the five of us, we
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: were all at some point in our lives with a
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: relationship with somebody that we didn't you know, if some
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: part of the gun to our head and said do
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: you care if this ends?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: That we'd be like nah, no. But it's just do
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: you think when the pandemic do you think when the
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: pandemic's over, like truly over, there's just going to be
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: a slew of divorces and breakups.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'm surprised you haven't happened yet.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: No, I'm sure. I'm sure it is happy.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I bet if you saw a graph of like separation
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: divorce rates, so it's climbing. But I just think, like,
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: it's obviously not going to happen on a day. But
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: if it happened, they were like October first, we have
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: officially conquered COVID.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: It's over. October Second, people be like peace that's around,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: by the.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Way, should someone should do? Like a New Yorker cartoon
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: of a married couple getting their vaccines together, and she's
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: like he is like, finally the vaccine, and she's like,
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: I want a divorce, all.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Right, Joelle, we probably need to go to break. I know,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I know it's Bill's job to tell everyone.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: And Bill, you have got a couple more second we
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: got we got a couple more seconds for break. Bill,
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: you have to go, I do, I do have to go.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: I have to go, guys, I have to go make
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: television happen.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, how many shows you got
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: coming this year?
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: A bunch of shows coming?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Read the next time.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: If everyone not in the business. Deadline is the is
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: sort of the most popular trade website and uh and
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: it announces things that have happened to people. And if
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: a day goes by without Bill Lawrence getting another show,
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I think Deadline's broken.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: It's crash.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: I'll do that some other time with you, guys.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I'm enjoying this.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Vibe too much and the holidays and Zach, that was
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: a very nice present you got. Donald and Donald A
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: love to the joke version of it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: But I'm proud of you Donald that in front of Bill,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: you sold the ship out of that joke and fooled me.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: That's a great moment, but it was mean you don't
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: know how much fucking work I put into getting those shoes.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you? Can I tell you? This is
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: why my wife and Bill are like soulmates from another
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: universe and it will never happen in this universe. Bill,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just put it out there, but there's so many
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: it's from another universe.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Why she would do that ship She's the.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: One that told me to do it. I was like this, yeah, mean,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: she was like me and I know, And when she
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: said that, I was like, That's something Bill would have
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: told me to do.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: That's so mean, you know Bill.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: I always say to Bill and Christa that they met
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: at mean camp because they love a mean They love
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: a mean joke.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: But if you have a backboard of love, if you
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: know it comes from a place of love, it's okay. Look,
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: I also want to say, not only am I grateful
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: for this podcast, but I do want to tell Donald
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: and Joel that my son Henry, who is you know,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: as much of a Star Wars Psychotic as as as
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: you all did, take the time as he was building
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: his lego Baby Yoda to say, even though he's not
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: super down with this podcast, he would definitely make the
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Star Wars podcast a weekly thing.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: In his life.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: So thank you so much.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I'm what I am. I'm mad by the way.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: It hurt my heart.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Zach.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: He I like him though, because he watched Scrubs beginning
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: to end, and my eldest son will not only will
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: we not watch it, but it's a position of pride
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: he's now because he's already gone through the office and
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: parks and rec and now he's just finding, like other
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: series at the time to watch. I'm like, dude, watch Scrubs.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: But he does.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: But they both love but they both are are are
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: jocks and they both love Ted Lasso.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: I assume they got sucked in by Ted Lasso because
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: it's sports. But anyways, Happy holiday, Happy New Year, Thank
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: you guys.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I love you, I'm back, I love you Bill and
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: gonna go to break and we'll be back and we're
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: bad and we're by the way.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I Peloton today and I got to say, Cody had
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: me laughing my ass off.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: He's which one did you do?
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I did one to Its pretty recent if you're on Peloton,
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: it's within a couple of weeks or it's definitely it
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: might even be this year. I don't know, but it
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: was a it was a you know pop ride, you
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: know pop music ride thirty minutes and he just had
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: me laughing. And where Florence are in the gym, She's
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: looking over me and I'm spinning. She's like, why are
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: you laughing? I'm like, this guy is hilarious.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: He's funny.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: He makes me laugh.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I think you should have I think we should him
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: on the podcast.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I would love to have Cody on the podcast.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Because you know what I wouldn't normally like just think
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: of a random health, you know, fitness instructor.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: But because I think he was a stand up.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Is that his thing? Is that what he did?
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I think he was a stand up. By the way,
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I loved that I before I took a lot of
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Cody claps. That's his question that he might be gay
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: or not, because this class he's the gayest gay ever.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: It's so funny.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: He's talking about Vegas and he's like, because he was
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: playing that song Waking Up in Vegas, Miley Cyrus is
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: that the song? And he's talking about how as a
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: gay guy, He's like, Vegas is not made for me,
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: because you know it's all about they give all the
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: hot chicks free entrance into the club, and they're trying
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: to make me pay forty bucks and I ain't trying
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: to pay forty bucks to get in the club. And
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: he went on this, he went in this whole rant.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: It was so funny. Anyway, there were different things. There
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: were multiple times was like, you're you guys, you're working
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: out and you're sweating your ass off, but you're also
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: laughing because the guy's like a former stand up comedian.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people listen to fake doctors when
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: they work out, so we don't want them to necessarily,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: uh switch over to Cody when they're working out.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I wonder if Cody is the I wonder if Cody
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: is the most used teacher.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Probably. I think the only way to probably, I think
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the only way to make this work if we can
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: get him on the show.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: We can get him. Well, I want to try and
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: get Cody. I think his last name is Rigsby.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, And then he did this whole bit about he
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: had Celine dianas one of the songs, and then he
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: had this whole bit about how like I could see
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: myself listen to this. I'm back in high school. I'm
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: back in high school. Tell mom to pull the cassette
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: out of the glove box anyway. I mean, I'm not
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing a justice, but it was funny.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: The only thing that annoys me? Does this annoy you?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: All the shout outs to people, like while you're spending
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: they're like so and so, congrats on your hundred's ride,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: so and so you got this.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Like but it's like we're quiet time.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: But it's like we do here man, you know what
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, we shout out, you know to people like
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: you know period and sergeant and you know rom Me
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: and you just.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Give Mitt Romney a shout out ramone. Yeah, I know.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: I was stink by the way as I was spinning
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: and thinking this was annoying me.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Oh you thought I meant Mitt Romney. Yeah, no Romney Malco. Dude,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: No I would.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: I don't get but I wanted to say that.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: No, it just annoys me, Like sometimes like it's okay
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: to be quiet, you know, you don't have to give
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: all the shout outs. But I'm gonna tell that when
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: we have Cody on the show, I'm gonna give him notes.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Don't even though it's even though he's probably the most
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: popular pelotons.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Please do not do that. Don't give Cody notes.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: You know, Tony constructive criticism. You don't have to give
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: all these people shout outs. My senses, they would have data.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: That's that. People say they like the shout outs, but
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: it's annoying. I think it's annoying.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Like you know, if you if you reached your ten
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: thousandth ride.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Right, these people must be in such shape because.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Ten thousand, it's like years.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: You can look on the leaderboard and it'll show you,
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: like I you can make it go away because I don't.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I don't like looking at it. But if you're if
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: you're someone who's probably like Casey, who's.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Like up there, she tries to get to the top
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: of the leader.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, these people, I can't believe how fast and how
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: hard they must be spinning to be at the top
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: of that leaderboard. Because I'm like in the fucking nether regions,
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I like in outer space.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Like whoever's number one or number two?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yet it's probably like it's probably what's his name with
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: the professional that want on you?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Lance Armstrong? Lance arm Strong with all of his fucking
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: steroids in him.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lance can't compete anymore, but he's just fucking voided
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: up on the pelotone, beating his chest, beating his chest.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: All right, let's let the guests in, Daniel Goodman, all.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Right, let's give it up for to scrap.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: All right, there she is. Oprah, Okay, Oprah. Come on, Daniel,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: you're gonna cut that out. That was so annoying. People
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: are gonna turn off the podcast.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Daniel. I'm not turning my key. Don't cut that damn out.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Tom makes it way low.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Don't turn your key, Tosh, don't turn your keysh turn
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: your key. Don't turn Here's the problem.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Here's the problem, Daniel, is that I'm worried that Tosh
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: is not going to get hurt by as many people
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: because at that moment they're all going to go, fuck
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: this loud ass podcast.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: I think I can actually give Donald a run for
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: his money.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty okay, Well, we'll just mix it low. Then
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: you're welcome. You're welcome, Tosh, Welcome to the show. Where
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: are you? Where are you joining us from? I'm from Australia,
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Oh down Under?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, good day mate.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: What time is it tomorrow?
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: That's correct, Yeah, it's Saturday morning here, it's.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Nine in the morning.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to the show. Scrubs was very popular down under.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Donald. I don't know if you know that.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: It was, Yes, very popular into Sydney, and I feel very,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: very very important in Sydney.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I went and hung out in Australia way before I
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: got Scrubs. It was for remember the Titans. We went
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: and did press in Australia, and I found out that
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Clueless was pretty popular in Australia too.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, they have a good sense of humor down down there.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I love Australia. I swam into Sydney Harbor,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: which is crazy because I hear this, it's loaded with sharks.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're supposed to swim in Sydney Harbor.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: It's for boats. Why are you swimming?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Well, we were going to you know that little island
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: that's you know that little island that's like right outside
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: of the Sydney Harbor. We took a boat ride and
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: anchored like off the shore of that and I jumped
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: into the water and swam to the island and hung
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: out on the island and.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: By the island. It was okay, But I don't know
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: if you want to like jump in Sydney.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Harbor I don't know.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I learned that. I learned that that water is infested
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: with sharks, like not a fact, Like it's like shark heaven,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Like you know, if if it were to happen, if
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: my fear of dying by shark were to happen, that
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: was that was it right there, That was the closest
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: ants I got to it. Like I remember swimming through
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: the waves and back to the boat from the beach
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: and thinking all I was going to see was a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: big mouth coming from one of the waves to eat me. Man.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: It was like, I was so afraid.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: But there was that in the Bahamas.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: When we did the Bahamas episode, we went we went
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: swimming at night, like skinny dipping drunk, and the people
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: were like, oh my god, you guys, that is the
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: prime shark feeding time.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Like no, Rob said that there's two black tip sharks
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: that swim in the in the in the at the
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: beach area during that time. The reason why people were
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: clowning us was because it was a thunder and lightning
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: storm outside and we were in the water acting. We
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: were so.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Freaking drunk in sar in water.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: And shark infested waters with a lightning storm happening and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: we're laughing and everything, and that's how that Also, that's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: what happened with Randall and his foot too.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just say no to alcohol, kids, All right, Tosh,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: what's your question for for any of us? Welcome, welcome, welcome, Hello, Hello, well,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: How are you guys going happy? We're okay, We're okay,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: We're glad to be here.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Good.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: How is it over there? You guys? You guys are
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: out and about though, right, you're not on lockdown, are you? Ah?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: Well, some of our some states are so Queensland, which
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: is actually my home state, the south part of Queensland
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: is in lockdown this weekend. I don't get the whole
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: three day lockdown as opposed to like a longer a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: little bit longer period. We did have a lockdown last year,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: like my city, but that was so minimal. Victoria got
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: hit pretty hard. They were lockdown for quite a while,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: but all in normal where we can't we can't go about,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: we're pretty yeah, life is pretty normal. We still have
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: we still have the hotspots and stuff that we need
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: to be careful about, but definitely not like other.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Countries like the United States of America.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: You mean well like Los Angeles would like the trees
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: have COVID. Everything has COVID.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: It's insane. It's yeah, it's scary to think this is
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: any normal. That's all, like we just we're.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: So under la is so underwater. I mean, it's it's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: it's such a shame because you'd think I would I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: would have hoped that that that that that Los Angeles
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: could have done, a better job could have been. I mean,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I live here. I root for the city.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: You know, it has a lot of problems, but I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: but I but I root for it, and I just
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I think it's embarrassing how how horribly this has been
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: handled here.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's just been going on for so long now,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: like and honestly, I it just feels like there's no
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: end in sight. This can't be any normal, like we
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: just it's everything just comes to us absolutely grow and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: it helps.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: I think that the obvious thing is that the vaccine
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: is going to be the only thing that that unburies us.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: At least that's the vaccine.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Vaccine that Daniel said it himself. I think maybe Daniel did.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe I heard Fauci saying, I'm confusing Daniel.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Daniel Fauci saying, both they're both as wise on the top.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: They're both wise.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: You know, why didn't you say honored you? What the fuck?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: You never That's like Willis saying something crazy and Arnold
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: not saying what you're talking about. Willis, I teed you
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: up for your catchphrase.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: There's never been ever in the history of herd immunity
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: natural heard immunity. Never in the history of herd immunity. Right,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: so where we are, right, the only time to spend
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: the reason why the Spanish flu UH became non existent
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: is because of UH vaccine, you know what I mean?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: And that's the that's the only true I don't know,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: this is this is the honest of goodness truth.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: It just sounds like like you.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: And so now we're at a point where everybody and
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: and this is this, this is to each their own
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You know, do what you do,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: what you want. It's I feel like, and I don't
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: want to conspiracy this situation, but I feel like there
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: are too many people that aren't willing to take the vaccine,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: and then there are a bunch of people that are
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: willing to take the vaccine, and so to make it
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: so that essential workers, when essential workers are saying I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: don't want to take it, or to make it so that,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: you know, even older people are saying I don't want
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: to take it, there should be a pool. Then if
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: that's the case my opinion, everybody else's opinion, but my opinion,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: there should be a pool where if you don't want
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: to take it, it goes to the people that do.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I think Biden just is saying that he's going to
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: change it. They've been holding the second dose, so like
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: if one hundred doses come in, they hold fifty so
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: that those first fifty that got it can have the
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: second fifty. The second that was the Trump policy, and Biden,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I believe, is just announced that they're not doing that.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: They're going to fucking give out the hundred doses and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: expect that the other ones are going to come in
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: on time to give everyone their second those. I have
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: no idea if that's a good idea about But anyway,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: let's let's let's let's refocus on our friend from down under.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: What is your question?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to actually just show you my shirt
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a full eagle shirt.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: That's a nice shirt. But that's not a fake doctors real,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: that's not.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: You're like the gal.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: You're like the gallon the parking lot that buys the
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: off off brand of concert shirts. I'm I'm just kidding,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: wonderful fang, go ahead.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: Okay, So my questions and I was trying really hard
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: not to be lame and actually read them, but you know,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: the nerves do kick in a little bit. So like
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: your friendship both you Zach and Donald, like everyone who
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: knows you and listens to you and watches just show
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: and what have you just see that the incredible bond
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: that you both have. And you know, when you spend
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: so much time with people that you start easily mirroring
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: the behaviors. Do you recognize any of your own personal
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: traits in each other?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: We have a lot of the same. We have a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: lot of the same catchphrases, like, we have a lot
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: of the same. What you're talking about, Willis's like, come
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: on buddy, and Jack and we Jack, come on, Buddy.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: From a Dave Chappelle Dave Chappelle stand up where he's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: talking about smoking weed with his best friend Chip. No no,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: no where He's talking about no where. He's talking about chicken,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: right fried chicken, and how he goes to a restaurant
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: and the guy's like and he says, he sits down,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: and the white waiter comes up to him and he goes,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I think I'll have and the white waiter cuts him
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: off and goes the chicken. He goes, what, how did
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: you know I wanted the chicken? And the waiter goes, mom, buddy,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: come on buddy, And so come on buddy came from
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: that I forgot.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: That's where come on Buddy was taken from. We stole
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: it from Dave Chappelle's stand.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Up, but it became it became something that we said,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: like for every time somebody was bullshit and we said it.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: And so that's where so we have catchphrases that we
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: but as far as like, uh, we're two different people.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: You know, we have the same sense of humor, I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: would say that we do share in common, but we're
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: two different people.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I would say that's the most interesting thing about
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: our friendship, even had it not been on display for
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: for nine years, is that we couldn't come from more
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: different backgrounds and the exact same stuff makes us laugh.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: We don't have all the same interests obviously. But but
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: but we if we're at if we're at an event,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: or we're at a party, or we're in an environment
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: together and something happens, whatever, the exact same thing will
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: make us laugh. We have the same the same thing
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: makes us laugh, and we also have like a decade
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: of inside jokes with each other because you know, how
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: often are you how often are you spending this much
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: time with your best friend? I mean most people never will,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: but we spent so many hours being silly together.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Well that was our job.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: It's like our job for a decade was to like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: be together and be funny as as funny as we
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: possibly could. So I think that we just have like
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I could make a noise and it'll make him laugh
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: because we'll know he'll know that inside joke.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's it's really interesting. It's like
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: you know, uh. I think that that's also what makes
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: our friendship so strong, is that it comes from a
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: very happy place and a very uh you know, it
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: comes from laughter. I think that was the first time
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: we were both I think our first time laughing together
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: was like, Yo, this feels good. Let's you know, uh,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: let's keep the ball, let's keep it going and been
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: together ever since.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Next question, I.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Hey, and actually I didn't realize this because I you
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: know nothing.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: About not yet. Not yet.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: I really can't see that ever happening. But like even
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: just listening to the podcast and certain things that you
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Zach especially you've done that, I go, oh, Wow, that's
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: actually not him acting in the show. That's actually him.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Your laugh both your laughs are so infectious.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Cracks me up.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: So with your actual characters on this show, do you
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: think any of your characters rubbed off on you or
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: did you put more of yourself into the character into
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: your own characters?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I think that they were the reason.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: I would say the reason Donald and I got the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: ports was that we saw what was so funny about
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: each of the characters and then and embodied them. And
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: then once Bill saw us and the pilot was picked up.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Keep in mind, you don't write any of the scripts
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: past the pilot until it gets chosen, and you make
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: the pilot, and then you wait, and then it gets chosen,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: and then the showrunner, Bill hires a writing staff, and
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: then you go off and make two through whatever. And
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: I think think when they made started making two through whatever,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: they were able to use the real friendship that had
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: already started between Donald and I and just start, you know,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: shaping it around who we who we were. I think,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: you know, good writers, when they have the opportunity, will go,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: let me write to who that person is. And I
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: think that little by little, you know, you know, lots
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: of traits of who we are became who the characters were, Right, Donald.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I totally agree with that.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I ship that I shipped, that ship that I thought.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Ship is when you root for a celebrity relationship.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Ship is when you put any couple together a lots
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: often used when describing fandoms, particularly couples that didn't make
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: it to screen but you wanted them to. Oh ie,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: the relationship.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Is so Donald, I don't think I've ever said this
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: to you, but I think you may have used this,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: this term incorrectly. This this I.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Think I did.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: I think You've always been my You've always been my
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: sense say you when it came to pop culture slang,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: and I think you I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry, Jedi Master.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: I think he used ship wrong.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: No, because there's a relationship between the writers and the
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: actors that you're talking about.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: So I ship that, Joel, Joel buzzer, Oh my.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: God, I don't like being in the middle.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dane, would you put one of those you know
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: in the family feud, you know, in the family feud
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: when you.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Get three exes, one of those there? Please? All right?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I don't get an X.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: You guys say you don't have a fucking survey going
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: right now? A committee? This is not a committee. There's
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: not enough of us to discuss this, says a committee.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: We He asked one hundred people if Donald's definition of
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: ship was right or wrong. Serve says, what I would
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: like to host.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: One person said that shit, Joel. Not one person, not
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: one person agreed with that. I disagree. I disagree. Survey says,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, Zach, and let's move on.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: All right, shut the fuck up. Does Steve Harvey still
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: host Family Feud?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great at it too.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: By the way, Steve Harvey is very funny, but every
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: time he makes me laugh, it's the same fucking thing,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: which is the dead pan face, right, the dead pan
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Steve Harvey look away the ship, where like someone says
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: something outrageous and he just dead pants looks away.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: That will make me laugh every single time.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: It's it's incredible, and he obviously knows it because he
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: puts it in every Family Feud episode I've ever seen.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Ye Anyway, I don't know if there's ever like a
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: guest celebrity family feud host.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see? Do you ever?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: I would like to do it?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Do you ever watch? Right on?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Yo, I'm not gonna Richard Dawson and make out with everyone, but.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Let's put it out there, y'all. So let's let's put
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: it into the eat there family feud. If you're ever
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: looking for a celebrity guest host, yes, Zach Braff is willing.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: I've never had a desire to host a game show,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: but it just came to me that I would be
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: a great family feud host because I.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Would do this Steve. I would do the Steve Harvey dead.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I would just.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: I would just I mean, like, Steve, thank you for
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: letting me guest host. You go off on a yacht somewhere.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do your dead pant, Steve Harvey.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Look, yeah, you know what, when it comes to family feud,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: that always is the term that is associated with the
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: host go off on a yacht somewhere, because you've got
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: that crazy ass money. You know.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I think Steve Harvey has like eleven jobs and he must.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Don't you think Richard Dawson did too, And don't you
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: think like Louis Anderson when he was hosting bad.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know that either of those gentlemen were ever
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: as rich as I imagine Steve Harvey is. I imagine
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Steve Harvey like must be so loaded because the man
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I think he like, he like leaves one very high
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: paying job to go do another high paying job.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Right Steve is, Yeah, I imagine he's very I don't know,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know his bank account, but
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I imagine he's very very.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Steve's probably been on a yacht or too.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: All right, estimates two hundred million dollars.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. The Internet's never wrong, Donald, and
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: never wrong.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: You get a lot of information from the internet.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's you America. Sorry, let's do Australia's
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: favorite segment. Donald, it's time to fix your life. Hey Daniel,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: maybe you can add a little dissery due in this
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: particular segment.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: No problem, it's just after it's like, yeah, yeah, after
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: the drill. After the drill sound effect, don Daniel pull
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: the wowow. It looks like you're chugging cock.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: So did you because you look like you chug a cock.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I look like you're doing like this your audience. He's
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: got two hands up as though he's giving a blow,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: an enormous hand, and he's like, I had a little
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: tiny whole. No, no, your fake di dude is like.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Your dude is like.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: You're there's two ladies present, Donald, Come.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: On, Daniel's president. Daniel doesn't want to hit his ship.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Don't you don't want too started it?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: If you're if you're a dizz redoo player, your family
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: definitely thinks it looks like you're chugging a big time
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: fox sake.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: Just stop talking about your.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Women's sorry, sorry, all right, all right, it's time to
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: fix your life, darling. How can we help you?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 10: Oh man, Well, in the same vein of friendships and stuff,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 10: I have two boys, two young boys, four old, and
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 10: they fight all the time.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: It's just it's to stage that. They're not fisty cups
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: type fights. They just at each other all the time.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: Give it, Give give me My husband's some advice, like
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: how do we how do we get them to get along?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: It's even to the stage that it's like nearly you're
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: breathing my a type of fight, Like just crap, it's
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: not anything serious.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Well, it's good to answer this because he obviously has
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: many children. Donald, how do you get your kids to
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: get along? You're young ones right now?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Well? I really can't answer that because they're out in
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: the back yelling at each other. Like all I hear
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: is my son screaming. They go at it, man, that's
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I think that's normal. I think that's all kids. I
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: remember when I was a kid and my brother and
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I we used to we used to go at it,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: like for real, for real. I have scars on my
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: body and in my like I have a hole. I
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: had a hole in my head at one point from
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: fighting my brother, who's three years younger than me, but
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: he was he's bigger than me. Like, I can't call
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: him my kid brother or my little brother because he's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: bigger than me, you know what I mean. Like, people
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: meet my brother Dade, they meet my brother and they'll
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: be and I'll be like, yeah, i'm his younger, I'm
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: his older brother, and they'll be like I thought you
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: were his younger brother. Yeah. See, like I'm the older
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm the older one. But Dodde is the one that
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: grew up a little bit harder than I did, you
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: He's tough, he's scary, he's tough. You don't want Dottie
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: manage you.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: No, you don't want dott it. That is true in
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: my life. I've experienced that. I prefer when my brother's
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: not upset and in that mode of aggression. Anyway, we
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: fought like crazy when we were kids, like crazy, uh,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: and it did come to fist the cuffs and we would,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: you know, we would. We went at it. And I
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: don't know. Now he's my best friend, you know, when
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: he's in town. We play golf every day together. You know.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: I named my son after him, you know. Like so
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: it's like, I know they're at it. I know they're
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: going at it right now. But looking at look at
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: it as they're bonding. I'm not saying let it go
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  Speaker 1: and keep and let them fight each other. But there's
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of love in there and it's it's and
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  Speaker 1: even though there's like my son says, I wish I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: didn't have a sister, and inside he doesn't wish that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I see, how is there.
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  Speaker 2: Any is there anything tash that they like to do
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  Speaker 2: in common?
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  Speaker 5: Regardless even if they do, it'll last for like two
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: three minutes and then it's on like one of them
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: will do something and oh and it's really it's actually
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: usually blessing. I mean, I love my children there, but
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: the older one just pushes the younger one's buttons a
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: little bit, and it's yeah, and my younger one's pretty chilled.
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  Speaker 5: He's not like impatient.
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  Speaker 3: And you I mean, I'm assuming you do the obvious
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  Speaker 3: things like you know, if you do that again, we're
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: taking away your phone or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a tall order, as Donald can attest to.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, again, I don't have kids, but it seems
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  Speaker 3: from from having siblings kids in that age, you know,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: especially boys.
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  Speaker 2: They're just they're just wow, you know, that's very hard.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: It's kids period. It's kids period. Like I'm sure Joel remembers,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: you know, fighting with her brothers, you know what I mean, Like,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's just how it is, whether it's a
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: boy or a girl. A girl and a girl, a
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: boy and a boy. It doesn't matter, they're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: at it.
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  Speaker 2: That's just my brother.
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  Speaker 1: There's not enough space. There's not enough space.
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  Speaker 3: I have a memory of my two older brothers and
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: my sister and I were closer in age, and they
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: were older than us, and they would be like the
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: wrestling managers, and they'd get us all, me and my
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: sister all riled up, and they'd be like our coaches
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: in the corner, like, oh w w F old school,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: old school managers, and you get in there, and my
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: sister would I would go in the middle of the
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: room and wrestle and pull hair and then we would
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: scream and get everything we got, and then we'd get
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: too hairy, and they separated.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Ding ding ding ding. Okay, okay, okay, good, you did good.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe don't pull so much hair, but okay, get in there.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so your brothers were doing. Your brothers would like,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: remember when we had all of that aggression, let's look
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: at let's take shows and freaking zach and make them
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Too, And they thought it was hilarious.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: I remember them being like sitting back and laughing, being
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: like this is hilarious watching us.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Wow, do you kids have their own like space?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we actually, funnily enough, we moved twelve months
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: ago because seriously, twenty twenty, I even forget about that year.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: So I forget that that was twelve months ago. We
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: moved because we're in a really small house and I
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: said to my husband, I can't do it anymore. We
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: can't live in this small house. The kids are on
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: top of each other. It's seriously. One would walk into
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: the room and you could go three two one and
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: then it'd start and you're like, oh, for God's sake,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: like seriously, So we went, Okay, we moved into this
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: big house and it is a big house and two stories.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: They got their own space. But they find each other
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: and it's well, stop seeking each other out.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Never it's not enough. It's not enough room. No matter
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: how much space you have, it's never enough room. They
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: find each other. Like, my son has a room dedicated
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: just to his self. My daughter got goes to that
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: room just to fuck with him, just to fuck. Well literally,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: he'll be like, get the fucking I'll hear it. I'll
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: hear her go to the room and I'll hear please
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: get out, please leave wilder, please.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: She starts it too.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Oh. Absolutely, He'll start off calm because he knows that,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: you know, we don't like I have an issue if
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: he goes If something happens and he goes to one hundred,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: then there's no real discussion there. You've already gone to
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: one hundred. See you later, right, Yeah, So he tries
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: to freaking maintain his composure because he knows one hundred
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: means what are we discussing? You're at one hundred. I
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: can't talk to you like this, you know what I mean?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Please get out.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: He's practicing, at least he's trying.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Wilder, Wilder, Please get out of my room. I said,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: get out.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: I can feel it coming.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: While If you don't get out right now, I'm going
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: to kill you.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: Yet.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: And you hear it, and you hear it starts, and
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: you gotta get up there before get out of it.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: It's like they can't help it.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: You know what you need to do that You need
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: the nanny from that show what's it.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Called the Missus Doubt Fire.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: No, there was like these shows like Nanny nine one one,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: whether she comes in, Yeah, you need one of those.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: They probably have one of those down in Australia. Yeah,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: you know, like.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Sarry Poppins, I need Poppins. Is that what you're telling me?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: There was a show, a reality show where like a
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: woman who was like a British nanny would go and
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: like set set when parents were like, I'm out of ideas,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: help me, and she would be like, set down stern rules.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, in all seriousness, if it does escalate to
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: the point where it's just your life is being affected,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: you might consider a counselor getting advice from a professional counselor,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: because I mean, I'm sure that some parents, you know,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: it's normal, kids are gonna fight, But if it reaches
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: the point where you and your husband are like what
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: the fuck do we do? This is out of control,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: you might you might get, you know, get some counseling
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: from someone who's a kid specialist who says, you know,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: here's some tools, because I certainly don't know what those are,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: but I imagine someone can have some Jedi mind tricks
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: for your kids.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, tools, tools are with they do work. They
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: do work. They work for a little bit until you
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: forget that you have these tools that have been given
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: to you, right right, I mean, I'm sure that.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: They do love each other because they do. Like you know,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: when anything ever happens with friends or at school and
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: stuff like getther ones like in it all come to
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: school and I'll help you sort that out, and it's like, no,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: you won't. You actually will just pump you brakes. But
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: it's just it's just that they that antagonistic behavior and
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: it just does head in. It's like just some days
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: it's just no harmony.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Some days.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: This podcast doesn't really have a lot of positive inspiration
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: to having children.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 8: If I may, I don't have I obviously don't have children.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: But I just want to parrot something that Casey said
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 8: before and just start with the question do you allow
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: your kids to play video games?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: Good? Of course, yes, my three games in the house.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: That's where it starts. Man, My kid gets the most
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: aggressive right after he plays that video game. After the
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: video game, that's when I get to shut I'm not
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: having it.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: WHOA I thought Daniel was probably about to say, is
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: there a game they like in common?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? That is where I was going again?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Does state keep them off the games?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Keep them off the games as hurting?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Daniel's gonna CRY's gonna swipe a tear away.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: No, Daniel's a grown man. Daniel knows what. I'm sure
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: he knows what video games can do to a grown
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: man and how grown men can zone being it stuck
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: in the game, like I'm staring at the microphone and
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: I can't get off the game, and my whole life
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: is surrounded by a game. Imagine being six years old
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: or seven years old or twelve years old, and your
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: life is now surround it's involved with. All it is
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: is a game, dude. That's just get them off the game.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: That's real talk. As a parent, I see my son's
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: best behavior when he's not playing video games.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: Oh look, you don't have to tell me twice that.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think we're I don't think we're helping today. Cash.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: We tried, but I don't know if we can say
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: you're welcome. Donald. I think this might be the first
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: time we've been stumped.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: I can say you're welcome, I can tell how you're welcome.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: You know why. I know why because everybody's everybody. You're
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: not alone in this. This is what is how kids are,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: This is how siblings are. And I promise you, I
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: promise you. If they don't kill each other. Now, when
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: they're older, they're gonna love each other. They're gonna love
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: each other more than anything. And the way you and
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: you nailed it when you said it, if somebody were
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: to beat up on the little one, the older one
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: would be there so quick because only he's allowed to
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: beat up on a little one.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: You know what.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: My one idea would be, like, you know, take their
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: favorite thing away. I mean, like I said, I mean
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: take there like you know, if you if you raise
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: your voice like that again, your phone's gonna get taken away.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Take their video game away. I mean, I'm sure you've
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: tried all the obvious things. What do you want me
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: to get Casey? No no, no, no, we went, we've won.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: We run way long.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: And I'll get Casey no no no. Okay, that's your
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: that's your other side. Also you in case you're going
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: to do a parenting podcast. All right, listen, you can
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: stay on for the end because we finished the show.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: It was a very good one. And what can we
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: tell you? We love you guys, right, don't we?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: We do.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Uh, thank you for listening. We love you from Los
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Angeles all the way to Australia.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: You finish the.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Show the way we're recording the show now, we're like
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: a week will be a week behind all of your
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: major events and stuff like that. So for those of
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: you who were worried that this podcast is getting too political,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: we'll be so far behind on policy now that it
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: won't be relevant when we talk about politics. So guess
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: what your prayers have been answered.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: There you go, You're welcome. You're welcome, world, your life,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: you're welcome.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: You pivoted to your welcome Earth.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: All right, we love you. Everybody will see you next week.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Bosies, I'm not sure.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: We made about a bunch of docs and nurses.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 7: And I said, he's the Stories Net, So YadA around here,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 7: yeada around here.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: But m