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Hour 4 - Doubling Down · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our number four. Happy, happy Tuesday
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  Speaker 1: to you. It is the ninth day of September. And
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  Speaker 1: here in our number four, do you agree or disagree
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  Speaker 1: with the Giants keeping Russell Wilson as QB number one? Also,
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  Speaker 1: how do you read the Eagles trade for Jags running
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  Speaker 1: back Tank Bigsby? And what is the trademark defeat? What
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  Speaker 1: is this trademark defeat going to do for Bill Belichick?
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  Speaker 1: He lost several of the trademarks he filed for at
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina. We'll talk about all that and more right
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  Speaker 1: now here. It is our number four. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Well,
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  Speaker 1: imagine playing poker and you draw a two seven or
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  Speaker 1: queen and three. You wouldn't be very happy with that.
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  Speaker 1: You certainly went doubled down on that. But that's what's
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  Speaker 1: going on in the NFL. Welcome in the beginning of another.
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  Speaker 1: So we had a whacky, whacky kind of a Monday
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  Speaker 1: night football game. The Chicago Bears were leading. They were
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  Speaker 1: in control of the game until they were no longer
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  Speaker 1: in control of the game. Had a seventeen to six
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  Speaker 1: league going to the fourth quarter, and then the Vikings
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  Speaker 1: flipped the switch. Or did the Chicago Bears flip the
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  Speaker 1: switch and say, hey, wait a minute, we're the Bears,
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  Speaker 1: We're supposed to suck, and sure enough they did. Is
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  Speaker 1: the Vikings got one quarter of good football out of
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  Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy and they won the game wild finished back
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  Speaker 1: to back primetime games. We usually begin the NFL season
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  Speaker 1: complaining about primetime games. Well, that game sucked, that game
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  Speaker 1: was terrible. I can't really say that about these first
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  Speaker 1: two primetime games. Now, the Thursday game the Eagles and
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys with the hour rain delay or lightning delay,
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  Speaker 1: that was not ideal anyway. Our lead this hour is
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  Speaker 1: from the Big Apple, adjacent to the Big Apple, where
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  Speaker 1: coach Brian Dayball had been non committal. We talked about
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  Speaker 1: this a little bit in the previous episode of the show.
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  Speaker 1: The coach there in New York non committal about the
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  Speaker 1: status of his quarterback, Russell Wilson after an absolute pathetic,
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  Speaker 1: capital p pathetic performance against the Washington Commanders and the
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  Speaker 1: team formerly knows the Redskins. Now just one game into
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  Speaker 1: the season, and already there was a groundswell of support
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  Speaker 1: to remove, forcibly, Russell Wilson as the quarterback and put
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  Speaker 1: rookie Jackson Dart in there, put him behind the steering wheel. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we now have our answer. If you've not heard
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  Speaker 1: by now, maybe not. The consternation lasted less than twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hours, and here is Brian Dayball, the coach of
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  Speaker 1: the Giants making his quarterback decision.
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  Speaker 2: Do you intend to start Russell Wilson this week? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it's tough game again.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said yesterday, that game wasn't It doesn't fall
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  Speaker 1: on Russell Wilson. You gotta do a better job collectively coaching, playing,
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  Speaker 1: But russellill be a starter. Wouldn't that be great if
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  Speaker 1: we could all have other people to blame? Like if
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  Speaker 1: I have a bad show, I'm gonna blame Colin Cowhard,
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  Speaker 1: it's clearly his fault. Okay, not my fault. It's Coward's fault.
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  Speaker 1: And if I have another bad show, I'm gonna blame
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  Speaker 1: Rob Parker. It's Rob Parker's fault. And if I have
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  Speaker 1: a third bad show, Gottlieb, I'm blaming Gottlieb.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: How about some freaking accountability? It just drives me nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's what you're supposed to say. So it's the
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  Speaker 1: status quo. I guess it's appropriate. Brian Dable had a
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  Speaker 1: decision to make and he decided to punt something that
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  Speaker 1: Giants know a lot about punting. So let us discuss.
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  Speaker 1: Do you agree or disagree with the Giants keeping Russell
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  Speaker 1: Wilson as QB number one, number one. So my take
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  Speaker 1: on this, I've got pet Smart, Russell Crowe and.
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  Speaker 2: Weird Al in some order. We'll do those things.
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  Speaker 1: We'll put them all together, and we are gonna pick
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  Speaker 1: up a pound of thin cut gobba gool. All right,
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  Speaker 1: the gobba gool. We're gonna get the gobagool. Not a
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  Speaker 1: lead off. I obviously disagree. This is the kind of
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  Speaker 1: thing that drives me, baddie. Okay, Russ has this is
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  Speaker 1: not just a one off. It'd be one thing if
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  Speaker 1: it's like, well, Russ just had a bad game, but
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  Speaker 1: he's really been consistent for three or four years. No,
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  Speaker 1: how about the opposite of that. Russ has been done
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  Speaker 1: d O n E done for several years. It was
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  Speaker 1: an abject failure with the Denver Broncos. He then went
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  Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh and sucked at a time you cannot suck.
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  Speaker 1: And he's off to the same start with the Giants.
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  Speaker 1: So like, is this news embargoed now?
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  Speaker 3: Everyone?
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  Speaker 1: So I get up on I end up on all
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  Speaker 1: these email lists where PR people will send me email
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  Speaker 1: of you know, some celebrity bull crap that they're promoting,
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  Speaker 1: and they want me to talk about it on the show,
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  Speaker 1: and I almost never do because I'm not in that world.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, but everyone's while.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I said, this is embargoed until like Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: and well, why did you send it to me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you you got to know about it, but you can't
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  Speaker 1: talk about it's embargo So my theory is that the
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  Speaker 1: NFL has embargoed the fact that Russell Wilson blows and
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  Speaker 1: the teams.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know about it. Like mister mister Unlimited.
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  Speaker 1: When he was in Seattle, he is the Thanksgiving turkey
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  Speaker 1: that had been left in the oven until it's essentially
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  Speaker 1: a piece of charcoal because the people were drinking, watching
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  Speaker 1: football and they didn't keep an eye on the turkey. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I love a well done turkey. Turkey, I love a
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  Speaker 1: well done turkey. But my god, now the giants in general,
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  Speaker 1: I take a couple steps back. They are the poor schlubs.
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  Speaker 1: The giants here sitting around the table and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's that tastes pretty good. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: a turkey. It's a burned up charcoal, piece of charcoal.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh yeah, yeah, Russ is fine. It's
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  Speaker 1: the other guys, you know, it's this guy. It's that guy.
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  Speaker 1: It's a million excuses, a parade of excuses, which is
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  Speaker 1: what losers.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they do. They make a bunch of excuses.
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  Speaker 1: Now the Giants are serving up a boiling cauldron of
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  Speaker 1: suck soup at the quarterback position. They've been doing that
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  Speaker 1: for years because it's not like Eli Manning. He was average,
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  Speaker 1: had a couple of freak playoff runs and that was it.
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  Speaker 1: But he was a mediocre quarterback. As the all time
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  Speaker 1: record for most home losses in NFL history, that tells
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  Speaker 1: you all you need to know. But every time Washington
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  Speaker 1: brought pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure, every time they brought pressure
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  Speaker 1: to Russell Wilson, what did Russell Wilson do? He became
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  Speaker 1: a rabbit, a hair brained rabbit, is what he did.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like he was trying to escape a
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  Speaker 1: fire escape and he couldn't find his way out. He
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  Speaker 1: was pressured twelve times, he completed two of twelve passes
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  Speaker 1: for twenty six yards, was sacked twice, and he scrambled twice.
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  Speaker 1: That is not professional NFL quarterback played by Russell Wilson.
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  Speaker 2: It is not.
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  Speaker 1: It is someone playing dodgeball in elementary school. They used
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  Speaker 1: to do that back in the Genets, and I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: they're just giving it more time. They want to let
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  Speaker 1: the season kind of marinate a little bit. They're living
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  Speaker 1: in a fantasy and they know in that building this
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  Speaker 1: guy can't play, but they're so afraid of rushing Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Dart and he's going to suck anyway, so it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get that suck out and then maybe
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  Speaker 1: there'll be something that it doesn't suck. But you got
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  Speaker 1: to play him. It's not going to be hitting the
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  Speaker 1: ground running, and that's not the way. We're like, you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to sell some, not all, but you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: sell some that Russell Wilson is the guy, when clearly
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  Speaker 1: he's the ghost of whatever he was back in the
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  Speaker 1: day in Seattle. It's not let's ride, it's let's hide.
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  Speaker 1: That is the slogans. Not let's ride, Let's hide, that's
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  Speaker 1: the slogan. And he's Russell Crowe. He's Russell Crowe in Gladiator,
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  Speaker 1: like bloody battered, all that stumbling around yelling are you
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  Speaker 1: not entertained? No, Russ, We're not not entertained. Well, maybe
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  Speaker 1: if you bet against the Giants you would be entertained.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be very happy about that. The whole thing screams desperation,
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  Speaker 1: which is appropriate because that's the franchise charter of the
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  Speaker 1: New York Giants in recent years. The Giants are in
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  Speaker 1: quarterback purgatory yet again, and they're stirring that boiling cauldron
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  Speaker 1: of suck soup and they're like, it's magically gonna taste
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  Speaker 1: like a delicious chicken soup or a Matza ball soup,
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  Speaker 1: or French onion soup or a tortilla soup.
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  Speaker 2: And I know it still tastes bad. It tastes like
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  Speaker 2: just trash, just sewer water, is what it tastes like.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Now, further, we have a trade. We have
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  Speaker 2: a trade in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: To the high speed sports wire, we go to the
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  Speaker 1: transaction wire where the Philadelphia Eagles, clearly sensing problems on
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  Speaker 1: the homestead. The Eagles have made a trade after beating
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys, but not dominating the Dallas Cowboys. The
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  Speaker 1: Eagles are acquiring a tank. That's right, a literal tank.
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  Speaker 1: Not from the Army, not from the Marines. No, the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles are acquiring running back Tank Bigsby, who he's a
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  Speaker 1: running back from the Jacksonville Jaguars Duval County in exchange
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  Speaker 1: for a twenty twenty six fifth and sixth round draft pick.
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  Speaker 2: Which means essentially nothing. Essentially nothing.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you read the Eagles trade for running
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  Speaker 1: back Tank Bigsby from Jacksonville. So everyone loves to just
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  Speaker 1: lick the toes of Howie Roseman, the GM in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: So Howie Roseman there on this trade. It is telling,
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  Speaker 1: because all trades are telling. What I take away from
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  Speaker 1: this trade is the Eagles GM went to pet Smart
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  Speaker 1: and he bought his team a gecko. The Geico Gecko
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  Speaker 1: is what he got, right. It's a straight up insurance tank.
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  Speaker 1: Bigsby's an insurance running back. That's why they added him.
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  Speaker 1: That's all this is. Now Philadelphia is trying to spin
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  Speaker 1: this story. They saying, well, listen, we're happy with what
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  Speaker 1: we have here. Obviously, there's thrilled with Saquon Barkley, although
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  Speaker 1: he was out rushed by his quarterback. I believe AJ
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  Speaker 1: Dillon and Will Shipley are the other running backs in
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  Speaker 1: that room, and so.
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  Speaker 2: That's why that's okay. Running at the very top.
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  Speaker 1: Barkley's good and Dylan's gotten a lot of opportunity in
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  Speaker 1: his days with the Green Bay Packers and all that. However,
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL the injury rate is one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: So it's kind of like buying a used car. You
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  Speaker 1: have to assume the position. You have to assume the
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  Speaker 1: position that something is going to break down on the automobile,
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  Speaker 1: and when it does, you don't want you do not
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  Speaker 1: want to bust pass. You want a Triple A card.
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  Speaker 1: You want to call Triple A, get a tow truck
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  Speaker 1: to come help you out. And Plus, now, Bigsby is
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  Speaker 1: not just some kind of spare tire that you have
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  Speaker 1: in the back of the car.
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  Speaker 2: He's not. His name is Tank. You gotta be good
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  Speaker 2: if your name is Tank.
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  Speaker 1: And he did average over thirty two yards per kickoff return,
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  Speaker 1: so he'll be doing that. They'll be hiding him as
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  Speaker 1: a kickoff returner and then eventually if they need to
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  Speaker 1: use that insurance, it's not cheap insurance.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, it's uh. It's the the gap coverage.
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  Speaker 1: It covers all that, the collision, the roadside assistance, all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. It's all covered, all of it. And in theory,
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  Speaker 1: it gives you a backup option. You're being proactive rather
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  Speaker 1: than reactive. It also makes you wonder if they believe
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  Speaker 1: that Sequon Barkley is going to get hurt, that he
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  Speaker 1: ran the ball quite a bit last year. He's the
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  Speaker 1: bell cow back in Philadelphia? Are they preparing for the
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  Speaker 1: inevitable regression to the mean by Sequon Barkley and also
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  Speaker 1: the likely injury every time he takes a hit? Barkley,
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  Speaker 1: You're like, he's he's he a hit closer now to
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  Speaker 1: to missing some time. So you tank, not tank for
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  Speaker 1: the draft, You tank for the running back and you
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  Speaker 1: get a little insurance, and you don't want to use
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  Speaker 1: the insurance, right You're I don't want to use it
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  Speaker 1: if the hamstring tightens up for Saquon Barkley or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: We get to December, okay, fine, then everyone will be
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  Speaker 1: kissing how he Roasmans took us again?
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  Speaker 2: And there you go. You paid the monthly premium. Way
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  Speaker 2: to go?
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  Speaker 4: All right? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Last thing, we go to Chapel Bill, not Chapel Hill.
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  Speaker 1: Chapel Bill follow up follow up to a malar monologue
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  Speaker 1: of Day's Gone by North Carolina football coach Bill Belichick
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  Speaker 1: and his much younger girlfriend jord Don Hudson, the power
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  Speaker 1: couple of Chapel Hill. They tried might remember they tried
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  Speaker 1: to trademark the phrases Bill's version of do your job,
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  Speaker 1: ignore the noise, the bellustrator, and no days off, and
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  Speaker 1: the results they were given the mutumbo they were blocked,
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  Speaker 1: denied the Trademark Office in the United States, said ix
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  Speaker 1: Nay on the trademark A worried about confusion. Okay, worried
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  Speaker 1: about confusion. So question, what is the trademark defeat going
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  Speaker 1: to do for North Carolina coach Bill Belichick losing? Now,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't get some trademarks, but he lost. Look like
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  Speaker 1: he lost about half of what he was trying to
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  Speaker 1: get or really what she was trying to get. So
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  Speaker 1: this is going to eat at Belichick. It's going to
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  Speaker 1: be like a flesh eating virus eating at Bill Belichick
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  Speaker 1: because he already hates Robert Kraft. This whole situation this
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  Speaker 1: week where you had Belichick banning Patriots scouts from the
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina practices, like why would the Patriots scouts want
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  Speaker 1: to go to North Carolina practice?
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  Speaker 2: They stink?
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  Speaker 1: But then you had Belichick say he's not welcome. Then
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  Speaker 1: he had Mike Vrabel on his weekly paid radio show
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  Speaker 1: say well he is welcome, and all that stuff. So
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  Speaker 1: we know that Belichick already has a you know what
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  Speaker 1: up has took his for the Patriots, and he thinks
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  Speaker 1: that Robert Craft and the Patriots are out to get
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  Speaker 1: him and all that stuff. And so now now Belichick
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  Speaker 1: finds out that Robert Kraft and the Patriots see one
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  Speaker 1: of the reasons that these things were denied was Robert
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  Speaker 1: Craft and the Patriots had already trademarked all of these
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  Speaker 1: little sayings years ago. That the Patriots owned the trademark
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  Speaker 1: to these sayings. So o MG, right, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: this is like adding gasoline to the white hot tire
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  Speaker 1: fire right there. I mean, it is an absolute dumpster fire.
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  Speaker 1: And Belichick, he's gonna be even more miserable if that's
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  Speaker 1: possible when it comes to when you bring up the Patriots.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like this is just gonna eat it him.
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  Speaker 1: And now now he's coming in with a bigger chip
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  Speaker 1: on his shoulder. I don't want to umbellish this and
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  Speaker 1: say it's too big and anything like that, but it's
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  Speaker 1: the size of Mars. It's the size of Mars, and
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  Speaker 1: it's the world against him and all that the world's
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  Speaker 1: out to get me. And you know what that in
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  Speaker 1: this case, it's a little odd because you've got Belichick
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  Speaker 1: who tried to use a little trick o ration with
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  Speaker 1: his lady friend there that they call it the Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Swift moves like that, there's a move that Taylor Swift did.
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  Speaker 1: But it turns out that in comparison to Taylor Swift,
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick much more like weird Al Yankovic trying to
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  Speaker 1: do a parody version of his own own career, like
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  Speaker 1: he wanted Bill's version. Instead, he got a nice rejection
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  Speaker 1: on a letter. And Robert Kraft owns the words of
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick. In't that wonkee like that? Patriots own Bill
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  Speaker 1: Belichick's phrases. The Patriots own his brand, and that is
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  Speaker 1: one of the reasons Belichick could not get that trademark through.
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  Speaker 1: And so he's left standing there, the cranky old man,
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  Speaker 1: yelling at the at the clouds and ranting and raving.
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  Speaker 2: You are not welcome back. We'll get to that, and
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• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And boy, I got a text from a listener that
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: has not called the show in a while.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: He might be online six by the way, Coop, I
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: don't know. It might be line six.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: There might be the guy I think, yeah, sent me
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: a send me a text, but maybe not.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I thought, I guess he's trying to call in. Then
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: he can't call it, so I'll take a call. Uh,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: let's let's see. Oh he's online three. Okay, he's online three.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: So I thought I didn't see him online three. But
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: he's online three. So we'll go to line three. Let's
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: say hello to Doc Mike in Chicago. Hell, you got
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the doc? Hello Doc?
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: You say Jack?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Where Doc?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: It's been I don't think we've talked this year. I
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: don't think it's Is it September? Have you not called
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: in this year? Doc?
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I've been busier than a one armed paper hanger with
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: a itch.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: What have you been up for? What have you been doing?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Uh? Just lots of new patients. Been going like a
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: rap ass since April when I got back from Arizona.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: And as luck would have it, I'm flying to Arizona
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: on an emergency on the twentieth. I believe it is
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: of September.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: All right, well, dog, we love you.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I guess maybe we did speak in back in February
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I went in Arizona when I when I talked.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you. All right? Are you still doing
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: the pineapple fruitsmoothies and all that?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Absolutely? Now we got Well, it's walnut season, so we're
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: boiling water, taking a fresh walnut and putting it into
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: boiling water and letting it steep and then drink that
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: water with the walnut hole?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Is it good for you?
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Totally? Who's that?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: See? I haven't been listening for It's only Lorena who's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: been here for how many years?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Year?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: And six months year.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: A year and a half, So dog, you really have
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: not called the show much in a year and a half. Doc, Hi, Doc,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: you're losing your status, by the way, Doc in the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: mallad militia.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It's a bad job by you.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Hello, Lorena, I'm the yum yam a Foxport Radio.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on now, you're just encouraging. Don't encourage him.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Please come on.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: What happened to that giant lama thing that's not here anymore?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I thought you said you were gonna leave it as
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: a mascot.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Where the lama? Did you put in the carpool seat?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You see next year? Drove the carpool in it and everything? Yeah?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I understand.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: All right, Well listen, Doc, I'm glad. I'm glad you're
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: checked in. We love you and I'll never forget.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: During what I'm going to I'm going to drop off
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: a goldhead at Wrigley Field. They're they're not going to
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: get anywhere out of the playoffs this year with Milwaukee
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: smoking him.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, yeah here you are?
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh very good? You want to take a call?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Absolutely all right.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: We'll do a little ask the doc who does not
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: want to do ask the Doc. We haven't done, asked
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: the doc in a while, not a real doctor, ask
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: the doc. Here we go, let's welcome in.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: What do we have?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprecaun. You're on with Doc, Mike, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Go ahead, Mikey, Mikey, Mike the leper cards.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: So you got to do your job, like Bill girl
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Chick would say, and you got to call him more often.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: And Ben, is this the guy with the tamel yourn yees?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Doc, Mike.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: If you need a goat heead Doc famously, I would say, Doc,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: this is one of your three most famous stories in
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you've been calling me for twenty years, but you sent
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: a goat head to Fox Sports Radio And I was
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: banned from getting mail for six months because there was
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: blood dripping.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Out of the box of these uh and the people
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: in the mailroom freaked out. They said it was a one.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: What do I want?
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: You know the rainer does not have a goat and
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: the rain.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: I don't want one.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: You don't want to go ahead?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: No, No, he doesn't send the bloody ones anymore. He
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't send the bloody ones.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They said it was a hazmat situation. In the
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: mail room because.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: They didn't know was they didn't know it was real blood,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: like human blood or and they didn't know what it was.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: They canceled the Cub game from oh yeah, that's right,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Well that was no, that was even better that.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: So Doc Mike goes one.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Hundred miles away and they credit canceled the game.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: So, Doc, let me tell you, take a breath.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: So Doc Mike calls me up in the middle of
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the night and before the Cubs open, he says, I'm
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: at the location.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I uh, I've got the goat heead right or whatever.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: So they he drops the goat head off at Wrigley Field,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: and then the next day they they cancel the Cub
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: game and the Mayor of Chicago holds a news conference.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Right the ram emmanual at.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: The time, the Mary of Chicago holds a news cars,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: we will use all police resources to find out who
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: dropped this goat head off at Wrigley I have Doc
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: doing the play by play on my phone of him
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: dropping the goat head off at Wrigley Field.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: They never got you, did They never caught you, did they,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Doc Mike? They never did.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: They had me on eleven different cameras at gate k
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: and I never got a call, and you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Still didn't get caught because it's list.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: When Ben was on the Chicago radio for six months,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: all we talked about was the hazards of steroids.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: And that's why we got canceled. All right, hold on sick,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Doc Mike Delever.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: We put him on hold. Uh, he didn't go to
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: jail for that, but he did go to jail. Yeah. Well,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: you know, we all make mistakes.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: And and Doc also there was this NFL player that
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: ran named Michael Vick, right, and Michael Vick went to yeah, yeah, yea,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: so he went to he went to Levenworth.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: He went to.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Levenworth Prison in Kansas, and Doc Mike decided to drive
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: down to Levenworth to try to interview for the show.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Michael Vick.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, remember that, Doc. That was one of the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: great moments in show history.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He was in a white jumpsuit in the in
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: the infirmary he had, you know, and off clubs and
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Tree took real good care of him over there.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: All right, take another call, go to a random call,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Random call. You're on the air with Doc Mike. Hello,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: random call.
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: Hey, Doc, I got a couple of questions for it,
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: if you don't mind my.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Gosh, Mine Scott again, Oh my god, why can't you
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: go to Ecuador?
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: Why can't you go to Ecuador? And does anybody actually
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: believe in what you're smoking? Because we all know you're
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: full of crap, Doc, and this is a huge scamp
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: you to meet ladies from other countries. You're like Mike
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: the leprechaun, who has as are.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Your thoughts on that? Doc, Mike?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: The women in Ecuador are drop dead gorgeous.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: All right, Well you know we're not.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: We're not doing a commercial for Ecuador in travel, but yes,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I got you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, Doc, I must move on. There's other
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: people that want to talk about that. Listen.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Doc. It's great to hear your voice again. Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you're a great part of this show. And please call
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: us more often.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, say it for for my radio wife. Okay, all right,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: medical challenges right now? Okay, and yeah, there are forty
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: five million listeners every day or more. Yeah, we can
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: have her heel.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Very all right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Well, we send our love to Regina spin Cycle, Regina,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: your radio wife. The famous wedding at the Mermaid in Minnesota.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Doc Mike, what a night that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Was, never forget it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Amazing night.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: We had a radio, we had a wedding at the
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Malar meet and greet at the Mermaid was there.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: It was it was quite the scene there and so
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: was there.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: No, she was, Lorena wasn't the I didn't even know
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: who Lorena was at that time. She wasn't even working
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: on the show. All right, I gotta go, thank you
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: the great doc Mike. Look at that. Unbelievable from the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: windy city there checking in. Let's say hello to Tyler,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: who's in Minnesota, the aforementioned Minnesota.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Hello, Tyler, welcome Maller.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Yay, hey, I.
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: Know you met Chris Hockey last week and the circa
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: million whatever the heck you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Call that there and whatever?
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, wait wait can we see a collaboration? Is that
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: coming anytime? That just is that just for the ether?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Well, well that was first of all, it was a
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: very nice meeting him. It was everyone was cool. They
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: put he she put me on the show. I was
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: on the I was on the morning show for like.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I stay up.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: A little late.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: I I uh podcast him all the time. But it
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: would be a nice little collaboration.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: All right, listen, I'm all for it. I would love
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 8: I can't tell you the truth. I bet all those
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: guys right now are.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: Listening to that on the way to the station right now,
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: where they're at the station right now, right now.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Some of them did admit to listening to the show.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: And I'd be more than happy to do it. I'd
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: be more than happy to do it. But I mean,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: if they invite me, I would love to do I
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: think they will.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: You and Chris Hockey to ogs your old radio guys, Yeah,
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: around for a long time.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: I think you got along good.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: And he gave you a great report last time he
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: was at the Circa.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're in Coboration.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we He knows everybody you know, Circa and
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: all that he's.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: A made man.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: He knows that he put me in contact with people
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I could not get in contact with.
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: What what he got you to.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: That pool party?
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Who's got you to the pool party?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I did see the pool. I don't know that actually
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: got into the pool party, but I got the VP.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: There was water there anyway.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't know there was water. There was a lot
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: of really good looking people wearing clothes.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I wanted to put you.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: What what your personality?
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: They're fucking right all.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: I think I liked that.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: He immediately realized he said something he can't say. See
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: that's that Minnesota nice. See he's so nice. He's like, oh, man,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I cursed, but I didn't mean to curse. And it's
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: like he's all bummed out by that. Let's go to
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Keg Drinking Steve in kensa city who already is conceding.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Are you saying now? The chiefs are gonna go? Oh
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: and two? Is that right, Keg Drinking Steve. They're going
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: to roost the Philadelphia this weekend.
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah. To minimize you always you always try and
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: minimize the greatness of the chase. We're gonna get back?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't, I do not try to minimize You're
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: your player.
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: Hatred camp just overcomes you. You have to miss he's
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: the fastest human on earth and forty meters. Just just
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: suck on it, just just suck on that for a
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: little bit. And then the Steeler, the Steelers aren't gonna
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: get him.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, this is off. Sorry, this is Tyreek Hill.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: This is Tyreek Hill.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, hide, hide the women and children. Tyreek may be
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: coming back to town.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: Yes, he's the greatest. He's going to be coming back
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: to the chiefs.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: You might where the white women at listen.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: And also I heard Tidney Sweeney may get a golden
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: globe even though she's only a seven. You think if
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: they dress your mouth, get this guy off the air.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: You think, like, well, who's who's a Who's a ten?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: If she's a seven, who's the ten?
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: Well, she's sort of.
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: Like she's sort of like Taylor Swift, like the ugly
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: girl where all the all the bridesmaids are gonna be hot.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: So so Taylor is like a seven and all the brides,
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: all the bridesmaids will be a nine.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Because but who's a ten?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I want to know who think Sidney Sweeney and Taylor
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Swift are on the same who's a ten?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: You are drunk?
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're they're like six.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Point five, and you, of course you're like a twelve.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You're like a big stud. You're amazing. You want to
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: catch you on Pamela.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: Pamela Anderson is still a candid.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Oh no she's not. I've seen her recently. She's definitely
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: not a ten. No, not anymore.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: You know Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson has the biggest naked
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: gun out there, according to the tableauid.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Well, you you want to study naked guns, my man
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: can go. More power to your pal. Whatever works for you.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: Listen, Charlie, Charlie Sheen is really the ultimate male. He
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: Liam Neeson is good. But he's a former baseball player.
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: You know, he was gonna he was gonna have a
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: scholarship at the University of Kansas. And uh and Charlie
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: said he was on the drugs and he started to
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: make and whoop be with men.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, well that's a thank you?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Is that? If?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: What do you want me to say? Good for him?
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: Is there a man? Is there a man?
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Is that?
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: I think? If Tom Brady kind of looks like a woman.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: So I.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Did hear a story though, from a famous baseball player
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: that I will not name here, that said that the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: certain celebrity, you you end up doing everything you could
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: possibly imagine with the females, and then eventually you apparently
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you decide to go the other team over there.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: But at once.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I've never been in that situation, so I can't player. Uh, well,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: you know I could. I can tell you if you
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: want off the air.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: But I'm not saying it's a very well known baseball
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: player and educated me years ago, young lad Coop. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: didn't know the birds and the bees, and he taught
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: me exactly what ends up happening in situations like that.
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  Speaker 2: I wish them the best. That's very short. Wish them
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  Speaker 2: wish them the best. All right, wish them the best.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody get that right? I'm gonna go. I'll change up
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Steve, who's also supposedly in Chicago. Hello Steve, that.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we're off to a great start. Coop, We're
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  Speaker 1: that would be Kravis Kelt already planning him and Taylor's breakup.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're already planning the okay? Is that the Now
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  Speaker 2: that is incorrect.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's a full moon that took place and still
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  Speaker 1: I think we're on caller three. Now, well, we should
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  Speaker 1: have given a clue, though we have.
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  Speaker 2: We'll give a clue right now.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this person was appropriate was born in Chicago
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  Speaker 1: but grew up in Dublin, Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: Led again again, Leady, wish him the best.
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  Speaker 1: Cite the bite the great sports radio mystery gunshy Here,
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  Speaker 1: John bradd and Windsor caller four, Hello, cowboy Ben is
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  Speaker 7: Ago Detroit Tiger's left hand? And eighth Mickey watch will
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  Speaker 7: be eighty five?
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  Speaker 1: Is that Mickey Lolich who's turning eighty five on Friday? No,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for playing cowboy? All right, we'll hang up on you,
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  Speaker 1: all right, ehah. Let's see here mentioned the first clue.
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  Speaker 1: Time for another clue. First flue was born in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: but grew up in Dublin, Ohio. And the second clue
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  Speaker 1: the second player in Ohio state history with four straight
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  Speaker 1: games of one hundred yards receiving or more.
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  Speaker 2: And let's go to John in Boston. You were my
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  Speaker 2: caller number five, John.
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  Speaker 4: Guy jalen Con.
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  Speaker 2: Does that the hawk to a guy? No, no it
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  Speaker 2: is not, But thank you for playing.
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  Speaker 1: And I like that you said hawk toa That's very good.
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  Speaker 1: The way you said you gotta get in that hawk.
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  Speaker 1: I enjoyed the way you said that. Very funny. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Time for caller six. Caller six is hollering James. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: hollering James is white Charles, Yes, the great Ohio state
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  Speaker 1: wide receiver Charles White.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god. Last one. This person changed his
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  Speaker 2: number from seventeen to five.
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  Speaker 1: If that does anything for you, Coach Russell and Orlando
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  Speaker 1: coach Russell, I'm gonna go with Garrett WI.
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  Speaker 2: That is a winner.
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  Speaker 1: ticket that is Garrett Wilson up the New York Jets's
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  Speaker 1: a good job by you.
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  Speaker 2: You know your ball, Coach Russell, good job, that's Garrett Wilson.