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That’s what I call a good morning ☀️😃🌞 · An ASMR Practice

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Good morning, everyone. It was a good morning.
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  Speaker 2: You know, my partner has had a normal schedule for
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: the past, I think, three days.
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  Speaker 1: It's been good. Everything's been literally fine.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Will he ever actually have a normal schedule long term?
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: Probably not. So I'm going back to being fucked.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: We had a really discouraging phone call yesterday. The CIA
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  Speaker 2: already knows about it. It was so bad, I was like,
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: there's no option left but to apply to jobs. I
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: was like, yikes, this is not looking or feeling or
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  Speaker 2: sounding good right now.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: But, but, but, but, but, I'm done giggling. I know
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: everybody hates it when I fucking giggle. So... I'm taking
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: a break now. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I hung all these posters on the wall and now
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: they just keep falling off because I didn't have the
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  Speaker 3: right material.
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  Speaker 2: The one that says we're not trying to start a
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  Speaker 2: race war, we're trying to end one.
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  Speaker 1: My sister made this, y'all. I mean, it would be
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  Speaker 1: nice to end it. I think, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm not at liberty to speak on this topic.
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  Speaker 2: I think the political people, they're on it.
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  Speaker 1: And I cannot, I don't know. I don't know. I'm
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: brewing in my French press. I need a better French press.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what my partner says.
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  Speaker 4: I need a better French press because let me tell you,
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  Speaker 4: I got a taste. I got a taste of the
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  Speaker 4: good French press life. in new orleans and it was
• 2:03
  Speaker 4: a lot better it.
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  Speaker 2: Was a lot better we got the like the cheapest
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  Speaker 2: one at walmart i was like this is fine it's
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: just like tea it's literally just tea it's not because
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  Speaker 2: you got to get the foam you got to get
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  Speaker 2: it like nice and foamed up.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to it's gonna be fine i don't
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  Speaker 1: care guys.
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  Speaker 2: I have a frother actually this is a valid point
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  Speaker 2: i do have.
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  Speaker 1: A frother Let me go find my father.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: I have so much faith right now. I have so
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  Speaker 2: much faith. I'm not scared of anything. I'm literally not
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: scared of anything. I'm really not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I think I could make homelessness work for me.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 1: I think I could make.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: I think I could make jail work for me. And so,
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  Speaker 2: what's the worst that could happen? What's the worst that
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: could happen? You know, like, who was it the other day? Somebody,
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  Speaker 2: some paranoia agent in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, I don't know. I was saying something.
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  Speaker 2: I was probably expressing some kind of anxiety. And they're like,
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  Speaker 2: what's the worst.
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  Speaker 1: That could happen? And then, like, I just immediately am, like, inward.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going inward. And they're like, maybe don't think about
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  Speaker 1: the worst thing that could happen. And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd really rather not, to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Like, because I could probably, I could probably take it
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  Speaker 2: somewhere pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I just want my coffee. Don't talk to me until
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  Speaker 1: I've had my coffee. I got breakfast on the way.
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  Speaker 1: It is almost noon. Don't worry, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I tip well. Yay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: It says my Dasher's name is Sad. Why is she sad?
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  Speaker 1: that cannot be true they're pranking me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to ask her is your name really
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  Speaker 2: sad or do you just say that to like try
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  Speaker 2: to get more pity tips if it were me I
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  Speaker 2: would put it's my birthday as my name it's my
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  Speaker 2: birthday winky face I don't think I was a waitress
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  Speaker 2: for a while but I don't think I.
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  Speaker 1: Ever worked on my birthday as.
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  Speaker 2: A waitress like not in a tip position in high
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  Speaker 2: school on my birthday this is kind of cringe.
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  Speaker 1: I mean my crush seemed to like it at the
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  Speaker 1: time but.
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  Speaker 2: I wore a tiara I went to this like discount
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  Speaker 2: store with my brother and I got this like tiara
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  Speaker 2: I actually still have it it's on top of my
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  Speaker 2: bookshelf it's like simply way.
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  Speaker 1: Too small for my head And, like, with my hair now,
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  Speaker 1: it's just, like, it would just be objectively insane to
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  Speaker 1: wear this. Yeah, that looks just insane. And it's way
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  Speaker 1: too small. And I think it was way too small then, too.
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  Speaker 1: I was just like, whatever. I don't need circulation in
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  Speaker 1: my head. And I wore a tiara on my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: That's all. Just a tiara.
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  Speaker 2: And, like, everybody looked at me with disgust except my crush.
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  Speaker 1: So shout out him. Miss you, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It's you don't tell don't tell nobody i.
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  Speaker 3: Said that.
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  Speaker 2: As a friend i miss him i don't know he
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  Speaker 2: just liked me he literally just liked me i'm kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of into that um but yeah i had a pretty unfortunate.
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  Speaker 2: Phone call i was like oh boy this relationship is
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  Speaker 2: like so definitely over.
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  Speaker 1: This is not sounding good. I'm like trying. I'm like genuinely...
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  Speaker 1: I was hearing like a Christian song in my head.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like... One last time. We're gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to save this shit.
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  Speaker 2: One last time.
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  Speaker 1: Because like... I think I come off as insensitive when
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  Speaker 1: I talk about it. Just because I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the one with the negative.
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  Speaker 2: feeling like i'm not the one with jealousy i'm not
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  Speaker 2: the one with i got a different thing going on
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  Speaker 2: where i'm just like can i just have some freaking
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  Speaker 2: freedom can i just have some literal freaking freedom or.
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  Speaker 1: Or can.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just like pretend to want to talk to
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  Speaker 2: me a little bit like do you can we just
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  Speaker 2: be a little more social like as a unit can
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  Speaker 2: we be a little bit more social Or I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I told my friend in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 2: Because at first I was like, I'm going home and
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  Speaker 2: I'm fighting him. And then I was like, wait, I
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  Speaker 2: said it wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: It's not that I'm fighting him, but I got to
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  Speaker 2: walk out more. I straight up just have to walk.
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  Speaker 2: Like when he's annoying me or when he's like not
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  Speaker 2: entertaining me enough, like I'm going outside. I'm going outside,
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  Speaker 2: and if I'm going to the club, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: the club, and that's none of your freaking business. Because
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  Speaker 2: I think I've always... Because I'm the.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of person that I like... A heads up, you know? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I like a mental... I like to mentally prepare for things, right?
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  Speaker 4: And.
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  Speaker 2: So I've been putting a lot of energy into presenting
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  Speaker 2: my plans in a way so that he can mentally
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  Speaker 2: prepare for what I'm going to do. And I'm always
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  Speaker 2: trying to invite him. And in the past, I was
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  Speaker 2: even trying to encourage him. Like, please come. Please, it
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  Speaker 2: would mean a lot to me if you came. Please,
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  Speaker 2: let's have a social life together.
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  Speaker 1: And at this point, no. I'm not giving any heads up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving any heads up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just leaving because I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're either ready when I'm ready or you're not like,
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  Speaker 2: and it's because, you know, obviously this sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: bitchy thing to do, but you just don't understand what
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  Speaker 2: I've been through. And I mean, unless you were just
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  Speaker 2: literally listening, then maybe you understand what I've been through
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  Speaker 2: is like, I've tried giving him the heads up. And
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  Speaker 2: it's always like, oh, we'll see. It's always like, we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: I'm leaning towards no. And so then I'm mentally preparing.
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  Speaker 2: He said I'm leaning towards no. So I'm now mentally
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  Speaker 2: preparing that the answer is no. And so I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to fit.
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  Speaker 1: And then sometimes, and then it's like last minute, he's like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I do want to go.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, this just ruins my mental plans. And
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  Speaker 2: so now it's like, okay, no mental planning. I'm flying
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  Speaker 2: by the seat of my pants, okay?
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  Speaker 1: And that's okay. And I'm literally okay with that. Either
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  Speaker 1: you are or you aren't. I don't really care. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. I'm just having fun. I'm just having fun. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I can't remember if I talked about it.
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  Speaker 2: Already.
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  Speaker 1: I know I talked about it. I know I talked.
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  Speaker 2: About it like generally, but like in my prayer yesterday,
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  Speaker 2: I had a specific kind of question for God. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I informed God of where I would be
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  Speaker 2: looking for this question, which is like, I basically was like, God,
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to speak to adults.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to speak to adults. Cause I think I just.
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  Speaker 2: Got really fed up with like adult bodied people for
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  Speaker 2: there for a minute because it's like, they're just so
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  Speaker 2: not even right in the head. And like, I just prefer,
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  Speaker 2: I just genuinely prefer to speak to children because it's like,
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  Speaker 2: Don't even get me started, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Alright.
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  Speaker 2: Um....
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm ready to speak to adults.
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  Speaker 2: And so today I'm like applying to jobs. And like
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  Speaker 2: specifically today was like more difficult applications. Like you have
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  Speaker 2: to like apply externally and you got to have references.
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  Speaker 1: And you got to. Last night I was finding some
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  Speaker 1: pretty easy ones via my college platform. I was like.
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  Speaker 1: just resume, resume, resume, there.
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  Speaker 2: Was one, the first one, of course, required a cover letter,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, whatever, I can do this shit
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  Speaker 2: with no effort, I did have to, like, look up, like,
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  Speaker 2: what a cover letter is again, but, you know, then
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: from there, it's like, I'm pretty good, I'm really good at, like,
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  Speaker 2: filling out a template, I'm extremely good at filling out
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  Speaker 2: a template, following a rubric, this is what I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: good at, part of me is, like, I think I
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  Speaker 2: might need to.
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  Speaker 1: I might need to... Just go back to school.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: But then I'm like... My understanding is some people get paid...
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  Speaker 1: To get like their masters. Or like their PhD or something.
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  Speaker 1: I probably need to talk to somebody about that. I don't...
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: I.
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  Speaker 4: Anywho.
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  Speaker 1: I believe... It's food time. Hi.
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  Speaker 2: How are you? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Is your name actually Saad? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Are you feeling happy, though? Oh, every day.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, we're above ground.
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  Speaker 2: That's good. I love that.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's, you know, it's, whoever did my passport
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  Speaker 5: back when, before I came here, it's Saeed. Saeed, okay.
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  Speaker 5: But they did it short for Saeed, so, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I went like that. So, appreciate it. Enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Saeed.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 4: He's not bad.
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  Speaker 1: He's Saeed, okay? Leave my boy Saeed.
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  Speaker 4: Out of this.
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  Speaker 1: The icon made it appear like Afab. I was not
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  Speaker 1: expecting big... I was not expecting this guy. I liked him, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Where is your phone? I wish I would have asked. Oh,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: my gosh. This is way more food than I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Way more. They gave me chips. I hate when they
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  Speaker 1: just give you chips. Like, I don't want these.
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  Speaker 2: Mmm.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I got my cheesy friend Brie here with me. And
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  Speaker 1: a croissant. Some greens.
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  Speaker 4: Etc.
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  Speaker 2: Mmm. Mmm.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, school? I don't know. Realistically, I think I
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  Speaker 1: would probably just be a train wreck if I went
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  Speaker 1: back to school. One day, perhaps. But.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have some prospects.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: And. I don't know if I finished the story. It
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  Speaker 2: was like bad phone call. Wasn't feeling good. Started applying
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  Speaker 2: to jobs. You know.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Um.
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  Speaker 2: And then he got home and we were fighting some
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  Speaker 2: freaking more and I was like, oh my freaking God,
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  Speaker 2: you're driving me crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Because I just, I just don't understand. But, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: last night it was not seeming very good. But it
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: was okay. I was being a little dramatic. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to sleep somewhere else. This is
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  Speaker 1: what we do when we get mad at each other.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever's like the more mad one is like, I'm going
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: to sleep somewhere else. I wasn't even really mad. I
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: was just kind of annoyed.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, you're just like annoying me. And
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand. Like, because I was trying to... I
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  Speaker 2: was trying to work it out.
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  Speaker 1: And he's, like, seemingly... I mean, he's very me. He's
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  Speaker 1: honestly extremely like me. Because he was just, like, hurt.
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  Speaker 1: And he just kept saying, like, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to stop being hurt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Well.
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  Speaker 1: It all works out in the end. We had a
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  Speaker 1: pretty decent morning.
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  Speaker 2: But. But. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow it goes back to like the terrible schedule. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have plans. I have plans. Tonight.
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  Speaker 1: And tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: So many plans. Anywho, I'm going to enjoy my meal
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  Speaker 1: in peace. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.