Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 8th 2025
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Turn that fat ass riad Now chill and we are
- 0:09Speaker 1: into another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct.
- 0:14Speaker 2: World on this Wednesday morning.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Yeah, it's October the eighth, twenty twenty five Wooding, Greg Gory,
- 0:20Speaker 1: Miss Nigrag. We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's
- 0:24Speaker 1: here and the phones are open at eight seven seven
- 0:27Speaker 1: forty four Wooding. You can send us a text check
- 0:30Speaker 1: in over to two to nine eight seven. This hour,
- 0:32Speaker 1: we're gonna give you a chance to brag like Sea Bass.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Sea Beats is more of like a like a humble brag. Yeah,
- 0:41Speaker 1: say like truth teller Good.
- 0:43Speaker 3: I think he directly brags.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay, So the reason we started doing this
- 0:48Speaker 1: segment was because a lot of people they're they're excited
- 0:53Speaker 1: about something or they're really proud of something, and but
- 0:57Speaker 1: they don't want it to be bad for him, right Sough,
- 1:01Speaker 1: you're bragging, Well, in this case, we're asking, we're asking
- 1:04Speaker 1: for your brag couraging. So coming up, not in this segment,
- 1:08Speaker 1: but in the next segment, we're just kind of setting
- 1:10Speaker 1: everything up so you know what what we're looking for,
- 1:12Speaker 1: and you can call in and you can brag like
- 1:14Speaker 1: Sea Bass that you get to be Sea Bass, it's
- 1:16Speaker 1: like going to fantasy camp.
- 1:19Speaker 4: It's like playing with some sixty year old former MLB guy.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so brag like Sea Bass. Eight seven seven
- 1:26Speaker 1: forty four. Woody is the phone number you can also
- 1:29Speaker 1: send your bag like Sea Bass if you'd just rather
- 1:31Speaker 1: do it that way over to two to ninety seven.
- 1:33Speaker 2: You don't have to tell us who you are, you
- 1:35Speaker 2: know where you're from, or anything like that. You just should.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Well, I'm saying, if you really want to lean hard
- 1:39Speaker 1: into it and make sure everybody knows who you are
- 1:41Speaker 1: and what your brag is, trum Mahoud's done, Sea Bass.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Okay, super scent ball, brag about yourself. I've got a
- 1:46Speaker 4: very easy professional one. I've been invited yet again to
- 1:49Speaker 4: be in a major celebrity podcast. I can't say which
- 1:51Speaker 4: one yet because it's not happened yet, but just it's
- 1:54Speaker 4: a it's a name, the one thing called U about already.
- 1:56Speaker 4: I'll give you a hint. It's one that a Greg
- 1:58Speaker 4: would be mega jelly about because it's it's that okay, okay,
- 2:03Speaker 4: whole name. Yes, But so that's what's an easy one,
- 2:05Speaker 4: but more subtle one, just a slight one, as I
- 2:07Speaker 4: was I was in one of those two level targets,
- 2:09Speaker 4: you know with the escalators and has like where it
- 2:13Speaker 4: brings the car.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Car carcalator. Cool. Those are fun. Yeah, a car, even
- 2:19Speaker 2: if I don't need one. I didn't say just to
- 2:21Speaker 2: umber when I find something.
- 2:24Speaker 1: I saw one, I was like interrupting the brag.
- 2:29Speaker 2: So you're you're a you're at a two level target.
- 2:31Speaker 4: I just headed down and in front of me there's
- 2:33Speaker 4: a like a maybe a thirteen year old kid and
- 2:36Speaker 4: his mom and they and they I get behind them
- 2:38Speaker 4: a little ways and I see the mom look back,
- 2:40Speaker 4: and I noticed she's checking me out. Here we go,
- 2:43Speaker 4: it's about but to cement this, she did the second
- 2:47Speaker 4: turn with like a long lingering look, and it was
- 2:50Speaker 4: these and and it was a second milfin target that
- 2:53Speaker 4: checked me out. WHOA, which kind of sucks though it's
- 2:55Speaker 4: it's so it's only a half brag because I should
- 2:57Speaker 4: be getting like hot chicks instead of old mills. But
- 3:01Speaker 4: but you could tell, like back maybe in the early
- 3:03Speaker 4: two thousand, she was because she had a giant, giant rack, right,
- 3:07Speaker 4: huge knockers, but she looked like in the early two thousands,
- 3:10Speaker 4: she was like Florida chick, and now she's mom, probably
- 3:14Speaker 4: divorced mom though if she's well, I just let her
- 3:17Speaker 4: take you know, take a take in. And then I
- 3:18Speaker 4: walked by her again when she was she was returning
- 3:20Speaker 4: something in the return line, and I lingered, let her
- 3:23Speaker 4: take a look, and I noticed it again.
- 3:24Speaker 2: But are you sure?
- 3:26Speaker 5: She wasn't scared that you were following her?
- 3:27Speaker 2: But how dare you?
- 3:29Speaker 4: But but serious again, there was a like, awe, twelve
- 3:33Speaker 4: or thirteen year old with her, So I'm not gonna
- 3:34Speaker 4: be like, hey, mom, how's it going your dad?
- 3:38Speaker 2: That sort of thing. So, yeah, that's that's the real brother.
- 3:41Speaker 1: So you're not even you're not even sure if that
- 3:43Speaker 1: was maybe she recognized, maybe she recognized like.
- 3:46Speaker 4: A cardnark thing, but you don't know, is dematized, right, Yeah,
- 3:49Speaker 4: exactly dematized.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't.
- 3:51Speaker 4: I don't get recognized her cardnarks less people hear my voice.
- 3:54Speaker 4: That's the thing.
- 3:55Speaker 2: I guess that's true. OV. Yeah, she just had Yeah.
- 4:00Speaker 4: And you know, when you're being especially as a guy,
- 4:02Speaker 4: because as guys, we don't get checked out and you're
- 4:04Speaker 4: not as much as girls do. So when when it.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Happens, you notice I've experienced that I don't know, so.
- 4:15Speaker 2: You know how that is what to look for.
- 4:20Speaker 4: It is a stranger makes eye contact and holds it
- 4:24Speaker 4: and it has like a pleasant look on their face.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's almost uncomfortable because you're like, is this really happen?
- 4:31Speaker 4: Do they not see that I'm looking at them as well?
- 4:35Speaker 4: What the exact opposite is? And this happens all the time,
- 4:37Speaker 4: I'll admit to myself other guys. Is if a girl
- 4:40Speaker 4: knows she's hot, or even if she thinks she's hot,
- 4:43Speaker 4: and she passes you wherever Jim grocery store, et cetera, uh,
- 4:46Speaker 4: and she immediately the neck the other way, so she's
- 4:50Speaker 4: not definitely not looking at you. That is the opposite sign,
- 4:53Speaker 4: and that happens.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
- 4:58Speaker 6: I think if somebody looks away real fast, isn't that
- 4:59Speaker 6: they're way of like, oh god, you caught me looking
- 5:01Speaker 6: at you.
- 5:02Speaker 4: That's that's part of the brag. But then they'll come
- 5:04Speaker 4: back to you. But if if they even hold or
- 5:07Speaker 4: you know, just even not stary, but they're holding.
- 5:10Speaker 1: You, So your brag is that some milf was checking
- 5:15Speaker 1: out as a two story target.
- 5:18Speaker 2: If you get to a certain point in your life
- 5:19Speaker 2: that doesn't brag, you know.
- 5:21Speaker 4: Contact I wish it was like you. I wish it
- 5:24Speaker 4: was not making Markle City sweet.
- 5:27Speaker 2: But now, does anybody in the room have something that
- 5:29Speaker 2: can maybe beat that? I don't know if we could
- 5:31Speaker 2: be with that. Yeah, oh god, brag like Sea Bass.
- 5:36Speaker 3: I mean, I'm doing like some pretty cool stuff this month.
- 5:39Speaker 3: That's for your job, for my job, whatever, it doesn't matter,
- 5:43Speaker 3: but it's braggable. Does everybody get to do it? Or
- 5:46Speaker 3: is it something you know what I mean? Like if
- 5:48Speaker 3: it's something that he's uh.
- 5:49Speaker 4: Just for you, just for me. He begged for it too,
- 5:52Speaker 4: and oh and I begged for it?
- 5:54Speaker 2: Well what is it? I mean?
- 5:56Speaker 3: I get to go to the F one race and
- 5:59Speaker 3: that's pretty sighting and awesome, theggest one and I'm going
- 6:04Speaker 3: to the Vegas one to v I p okay and
- 6:06Speaker 3: I just got hit up.
- 6:07Speaker 2: I'm getting like a lot of hesitation for everybody. How
- 6:09Speaker 2: about this?
- 6:10Speaker 1: I don't know if I if I put you on
- 6:11Speaker 1: the spot, as if every in the room had no idea.
- 6:14Speaker 1: This is what we're going to talk about, right, So
- 6:18Speaker 1: what we can do?
- 6:19Speaker 2: Was the question. So, yeah, here's what we gonna do.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Well, we'll take a break and then we'll come back, okay,
- 6:23Speaker 1: and then you guys can make sure really together. Yeah
- 6:27Speaker 1: a bragleg Sea Bass and well we'll go to the phone,
- 6:29Speaker 1: so we'll hear with the with the Woodie Show, listeners
- 6:32Speaker 1: are going to be bragging about maybe they were at
- 6:33Speaker 1: a two story target, no doubt it.
- 6:36Speaker 2: We're getting checked out.
- 6:39Speaker 7: They can.
- 6:39Speaker 1: So if you want to, if you want to brag
- 6:41Speaker 1: like sea bats, this is your chance.
- 6:43Speaker 5: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
- 6:51Speaker 2: We are bragging like sea bats.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Yes, here's something that you're really happy, we're excited about,
- 6:56Speaker 1: really proud about, and you know you want to you
- 7:00Speaker 1: want to tell people what you also want.
- 7:01Speaker 2: To be cool about, right run right in.
- 7:04Speaker 1: That sucks, like people are afraid to share good things
- 7:09Speaker 1: that's going on because not everybody has something good that
- 7:12Speaker 1: they can share on that day. It's like, well, okay,
- 7:14Speaker 1: well how about maybe going back to the whole energy
- 7:17Speaker 1: in the universe, you know, like I think it puts
- 7:19Speaker 1: good energy out into the universe, and maybe if you
- 7:22Speaker 1: can find a way to be happy for other people
- 7:23Speaker 1: and the good stuff that's happening with them, then maybe
- 7:25Speaker 1: it'll come.
- 7:25Speaker 4: Back to you maybe tomorrow.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Just like yeah, and then when your turn does come around,
- 7:30Speaker 1: like don't you want other people to be happy for that?
- 7:32Speaker 2: Like it's like everybody waiting now you know?
- 7:34Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 7:36Speaker 2: Jeez?
- 7:37Speaker 1: All right eight seven seven forty four. Let's start with
- 7:40Speaker 1: Owen Owen Scott. What I think Menace is going to?
- 7:42Speaker 3: Like?
- 7:42Speaker 2: All right, hey, good morning on Hi. Hey, all right, so.
- 7:45Speaker 3: You're going to the.
- 7:48Speaker 1: You're going to the F one Grand Prix and Austin.
- 7:50Speaker 8: Right, Yes, I am, well I work there, No way
- 7:55Speaker 8: that weekend, I'm going to be living on site. I'm
- 7:58Speaker 8: better yet they're paying me.
- 7:59Speaker 6: To be there.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Yeah, so what do you what do you do there?
- 8:06Speaker 8: A landscaper?
- 8:09Speaker 3: I've never been to that track, so I'm excited.
- 8:13Speaker 8: Great, it's fun.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he'll see you there.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Oh and thank you for the call. Appreciate Listen to
- 8:17Speaker 1: what he show bragged like Sea Bass. Let's say hi
- 8:20Speaker 1: to Patrick, who's calling it?
- 8:22Speaker 2: Hey? Patrick? Hey guys, Hey, all right, so bragg like
- 8:26Speaker 2: Sea Bass? What do you got?
- 8:28Speaker 8: Okay? So? Uh and Sea Bass may be the only
- 8:31Speaker 8: one that knows this, but if you guys know the
- 8:33Speaker 8: who's who in North America. I just got accepted into
- 8:38Speaker 8: this year's edition.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Oh wow, what is it. It's the Who's who, the
- 8:43Speaker 2: who's who of America.
- 8:45Speaker 8: North America. It's like Sea Bass. Can he chime in?
- 8:48Speaker 8: Does he know what it is? Anything?
- 8:50Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean you know, he's busy.
- 8:54Speaker 8: He's on television. You might know, like American Idol, Big Brother,
- 8:58Speaker 8: Hell's Kitchen, Uh, Celebrity Rehab. I directed on both of
- 9:04Speaker 8: those shows that I got in this book.
- 9:06Speaker 5: Oh that's very cool.
- 9:08Speaker 2: That's awesome, man. Well, congratulations, thanks man.
- 9:12Speaker 8: I'm a longtime listener. I just quickly. I used to
- 9:15Speaker 8: be a Kevin and deaner, right, and then you guys
- 9:17Speaker 8: came on and I was like, I don't know, and
- 9:20Speaker 8: then I checked it out and I totally switched it over.
- 9:23Speaker 8: We have people who've been every day on the podcast or.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you Patrick.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Yeah, we have we have people who you know, gave
- 9:29Speaker 1: it to listen ten years ago and they go, yeah,
- 9:31Speaker 1: I don't know, and they're still saying that and they're
- 9:32Speaker 1: still yeah, ten years of hanging in there, all right, Pat,
- 9:37Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Patrick. Appreciate you listening to the
- 9:39Speaker 1: Woodies show. Uh brag Like Sea Bass, I'm pretty sure
- 9:42Speaker 1: I know what uh what Menace is going to say?
- 9:44Speaker 2: Yeah, and it does have to go right back to cars.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Because I totally whiffed because I was thinking about like
- 9:49Speaker 3: future stuff to brag about, but yesterday guys knocked it
- 9:54Speaker 3: off the bucket list. Totally went to Jay Leno's garage.
- 9:58Speaker 5: Yeah he yeah, we tacked along.
- 10:05Speaker 2: It was incredible.
- 10:07Speaker 4: It was mind blowing the best.
- 10:08Speaker 2: It was massive. J was there. I saw ye I
- 10:13Speaker 2: was supposed to go.
- 10:13Speaker 1: I'm kicking myself and it was such a crazy busy
- 10:16Speaker 1: day yesterday and I had stuff going on at the
- 10:18Speaker 1: house and I'm like, you know what, man, I don't
- 10:19Speaker 1: think I can pull this out today.
- 10:20Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. I have to, you know, I'm just
- 10:22Speaker 2: I apologize and thought he was just there. We were
- 10:28Speaker 2: with him for like two hours.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Yeah I know, but like like I wanted, I wanted
- 10:32Speaker 1: to see all the stuff he has because I've heard
- 10:34Speaker 1: about it. I've heard a lot of stories about like,
- 10:35Speaker 1: whatever your expectations are, multiply them by.
- 10:38Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazier than you can imagine.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Huge.
- 10:41Speaker 3: I've been to multiple car museums, people's car collection and
- 10:44Speaker 3: this is like above anything I've ever seen in my life.
- 10:49Speaker 9: And my favorite fun fact is he goes you know,
- 10:52Speaker 9: I had to register as an arms dealer. Yeah, because yeah,
- 10:56Speaker 9: because that like a sultan gifted him to tanks.
- 11:00Speaker 2: That's cool.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Yeah, he has multiple tanks, McLaren's huge Bugotti collections.
- 11:06Speaker 2: What's the what's the single coolest thing that you saw?
- 11:09Speaker 2: It was so hard. We were trying to like, if you.
- 11:12Speaker 6: Had to pick one thing. That's when we were talking medicine.
- 11:14Speaker 6: I were talking about that all day, like pick one.
- 11:16Speaker 2: All right?
- 11:16Speaker 4: What was the car he got in and he started
- 11:18Speaker 4: and was so wow.
- 11:20Speaker 3: It was like early nineteen twenties, like race car that
- 11:24Speaker 3: had a jet engine in it.
- 11:25Speaker 5: Yeah, so oh wow, yeah, he was like war engine.
- 11:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so cool. It was cool.
- 11:30Speaker 3: But he had I don't know, Greg and I were
- 11:32Speaker 3: trying to decide, and it was kind of hard for
- 11:34Speaker 3: me because I do love the four GT and he
- 11:37Speaker 3: had multiple, so like I couldn't just picked one. And
- 11:40Speaker 3: then he had a ton of McLarens and so that
- 11:43Speaker 3: was tough.
- 11:44Speaker 1: But the one it's all cars, right, oh yeahycles.
- 11:48Speaker 3: Like hundreds of motorcycles too.
- 11:49Speaker 2: Hundred planes in there. No, but we.
- 11:52Speaker 3: Talked about the plane that you're about, the serious.
- 11:55Speaker 2: The serious.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Yeah, he just did he just did an episode of
- 11:59Speaker 1: Jay Lenod's garage where he had the people from Cyrus.
- 12:02Speaker 1: It's a general aviation aircraft and that they they had
- 12:05Speaker 1: one there for him. They took him up flight and
- 12:08Speaker 1: it was there in his in his bridge with all
- 12:10Speaker 1: his other stuff.
- 12:11Speaker 3: Brought it up and he started talking to everybody about
- 12:13Speaker 3: it and explaining. I was like, damn, I wish what
- 12:14Speaker 3: he was here.
- 12:15Speaker 4: I know.
- 12:16Speaker 2: We were telling each other jokes.
- 12:17Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so many.
- 12:20Speaker 3: Greg was killing it like he was making Jay laughing joke.
- 12:27Speaker 2: Apparently it's really good.
- 12:28Speaker 6: Men has told me today that if Jay thinks something's funny,
- 12:30Speaker 6: apparently that's what he does. He just goes like, that
- 12:32Speaker 6: was a good joke.
- 12:33Speaker 2: That was a good joke. Yeah, it was funny. Yeah.
- 12:35Speaker 6: Just the one that the one that I told him
- 12:37Speaker 6: that he didn't realize as a joke was the guy
- 12:40Speaker 6: who was tasked with coming up with the name for
- 12:42Speaker 6: a car company. Was only given one week and he's
- 12:45Speaker 6: to come up with the name, and he said one
- 12:47Speaker 6: week that soon.
- 12:51Speaker 2: Okay, that was a good joke. Yeah, we'll check something off.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Hold on me again, list out, yeah, wish list hold on? Yeah,
- 13:03Speaker 2: what else is off there? Oh? So is the f
- 13:06Speaker 2: one thing?
- 13:07Speaker 1: Can we check that off because you're doing like a
- 13:10Speaker 1: you got your access or no, yeah, not for the one.
- 13:13Speaker 3: For Austin, but I think so yeah, I mean I
- 13:19Speaker 3: woud still like to check out the awesome one.
- 13:20Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean, you know, padd still the same thing,
- 13:24Speaker 2: jaylen Le Garage check.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Yes, is that that's everything from?
- 13:30Speaker 3: And then I think the TCL suite at Sofi Stadium
- 13:33Speaker 3: is happy listener party. Yeah, listener party. So keep an
- 13:36Speaker 3: eye on our social media if you want. I'm not
- 13:38Speaker 3: gonna I'm not gonna check that off just yet. Okay,
- 13:40Speaker 3: all right, Greg Gory Bragg like Sea bass. So this
- 13:42Speaker 3: is kind of like an am I the A hole question?
- 13:45Speaker 3: This is Is it a brag question? Because it's kind
- 13:48Speaker 3: of dark, it's kind of weird.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:51Speaker 6: So when my brother passed away, he left behind a
- 13:54Speaker 6: ton of bass guitars. He was a bassist, and my
- 13:57Speaker 6: dad said, you can take these and do whatever you
- 14:00Speaker 6: want with them. I don't play the bass, so the
- 14:02Speaker 6: plan was to take them and sell them. Most of
- 14:05Speaker 6: them are like pvs and fenders, but he has one
- 14:08Speaker 6: that's or No, he has two Alembic basses. So I
- 14:12Speaker 6: did some research. I'm actually having them appraised because I
- 14:14Speaker 6: thought these things were worth maybe one hundred or two
- 14:17Speaker 6: hundred bucks. This way, these alembic basses can be worth
- 14:21Speaker 6: anywhere from like eight thousand to forty thousand dollars. Yeah,
- 14:25Speaker 6: and I have two of them, so I want to
- 14:27Speaker 6: sell them.
- 14:27Speaker 5: So I don't know if that's a b I mean,
- 14:29Speaker 5: it is a brag.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, but I'm gonna I mean accounts.
- 14:33Speaker 6: I mean, it's just I mean, it's stemmed from darkness,
- 14:36Speaker 6: but it's it's I mean, it was a pleasant surprise.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Yeah. I felt like I was in an episode of
- 14:40Speaker 2: pund Stars. Yeah, so you're I mean, it is. It
- 14:44Speaker 2: is good because you're you're getting a positive from a negative.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:47Speaker 2: So there you go. That's the way. That's my kind
- 14:49Speaker 2: of brag. Yeah, all right, brag like.
- 14:52Speaker 5: Ba, this is so stupid, Oh my god. But I
- 14:54Speaker 5: was pretty excited.
- 14:56Speaker 9: It was just brought to my attention in the last
- 15:00Speaker 9: less than a week that after being out of high
- 15:03Speaker 9: school for four billion years, I'm in the school's notable
- 15:08Speaker 9: alumni section.
- 15:09Speaker 1: No.
- 15:12Speaker 5: I was like, shut up, no, no, no.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Looking at it's like, oh my god, I had no idea.
- 15:19Speaker 9: A friend of mine told me, she's like well you
- 15:20Speaker 9: should know you're in the note. I go, okay, that's funny.
- 15:22Speaker 5: She's like, no, look right here, Damn okay, that's cool.
- 15:26Speaker 5: That's right, baby, You've made it.
- 15:28Speaker 2: I've made it.
- 15:30Speaker 1: We've got some people on the text over to two
- 15:32Speaker 1: two ninety seven. If you wanted, bragleg Sea Bass eight
- 15:34Speaker 1: seven seven forty four, what is the number you would
- 15:36Speaker 1: call them to do that?
- 15:38Speaker 2: Brag Leg Sea Bass.
- 15:38Speaker 1: I'm just a blue collar guy, but I decided three
- 15:40Speaker 1: years ago to start investing on my own money in
- 15:43Speaker 1: the stock market, including my four oh one K. In
- 15:45Speaker 1: the past three years, my investments are up three hundred
- 15:48Speaker 1: percent and fifty percent year over year.
- 15:53Speaker 2: That's great.
- 15:56Speaker 1: You got Also, we have jade up says I recently
- 16:01Speaker 1: got into a doctorate a physical therapy program.
- 16:03Speaker 2: In Los Angeles. That's awesome.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Five six two. I just bought myself a really pretty suitcase.
- 16:11Speaker 1: I've been using my grandmother's luggage for over a decade
- 16:15Speaker 1: because it was still usable, but it's also a bit
- 16:17Speaker 1: of a wreck. I cannot wait to use my new suitcase.
- 16:20Speaker 1: It's sea foam green. Hey what do you show, bragleke
- 16:26Speaker 1: Sea Bass. I'm getting married, Oh, bab I got this one.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Bragleke Sea Bass. I've been listening to your show since
- 16:33Speaker 1: twenty fourteen when the girl I was dating at the
- 16:35Speaker 1: time introduced me to your show. We just got married
- 16:37Speaker 1: in May and we're expecting our first baby. Finished my NBA,
- 16:42Speaker 1: just got a new job where I'll be making fifty
- 16:44Speaker 1: percent more income. You have been what helps me get
- 16:47Speaker 1: through every morning, and I listen to your podcast every
- 16:49Speaker 1: night to make sure I don't miss out on anything,
- 16:51Speaker 1: especially when I'm at the gym. Hell yeah, bro, anyhow,
- 16:55Speaker 1: me love and thank you for making my days better
- 16:58Speaker 1: every day.
- 17:00Speaker 4: It's great.
- 17:01Speaker 3: Can I show one other thing that happened at Jay's
- 17:03Speaker 3: garage before we get too far away from it, because
- 17:05Speaker 3: it was so funny. Jay's like, who's the tallest person here?
- 17:08Speaker 3: And obviously was right, and he had this super small
- 17:12Speaker 3: Fiat like there for Europe and it had yeah, little
- 17:16Speaker 3: tiny car and then he's like, get in it, Get
- 17:18Speaker 3: in it. Greg gets in it. It's so hilarious, and
- 17:23Speaker 3: you know, it's so small, and he's he's in there,
- 17:26Speaker 3: and Greg's afraid to break the car, so he's like
- 17:29Speaker 3: trying to shut the door like gently, and and Jay's like.
- 17:32Speaker 5: Just slamm it.
- 17:33Speaker 4: And he's so afraid to do it.
- 17:34Speaker 2: Yeah. I took him like three times to close the
- 17:37Speaker 2: I just like I said, I don't want to break it.
- 17:38Speaker 2: He's like, it's my car. I told you to slam it.
- 17:45Speaker 2: That's cool. I've always heard the Jays a super nice.
- 17:48Speaker 2: It was beyond that. It's super personable. Yeah, so great.
- 17:51Speaker 9: He had to get his car smog checked or you know,
- 17:53Speaker 9: something wrong with it, and like.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Where do you go?
- 17:55Speaker 5: He's like just the gas station, A close gas station.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't send anybody go to.
- 18:00Speaker 2: I mean, he made a ton of money hosting the
- 18:02Speaker 2: Tonight Show all those years, but he never spent any
- 18:05Speaker 2: of his Tonight's Show money.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Crazy.
- 18:07Speaker 1: He only would spend the money that he would make
- 18:10Speaker 1: going out. And he was doing stand up every week,
- 18:12Speaker 1: even though he was hosting the Tonight Show making all
- 18:13Speaker 1: this money, he would go out and for just his
- 18:16Speaker 1: love of stand up, love of comedy, and he would
- 18:17Speaker 1: just go out and do these shows. And obviously he
- 18:19Speaker 1: was making good money. He's the host of the Tonight Show, Crazy,
- 18:22Speaker 1: so he made really good money. That's how he would
- 18:25Speaker 1: you know, live and all by stuff. And when strikers
- 18:28Speaker 1: could happen, he would pay care of the career.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Absolutely.
- 18:31Speaker 6: And then he had that one suv that they used
- 18:34Speaker 6: to shoot the show. So it has all these metal
- 18:36Speaker 6: with the rigging or the rigging on it. Yeah, and
- 18:38Speaker 6: he made a crack and all of us because knowing
- 18:41Speaker 6: that we're in radio, he's like, this is used for
- 18:43Speaker 6: filming the TV show.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Now, for you guys, TV is a visual medium.
- 18:52Speaker 1: This one says I have twenty plus bitcoins, but I
- 18:55Speaker 1: still dress like I'm two hundred dollars away from bankrupt.
- 18:57Speaker 2: I like here in early I don't even know what
- 19:00Speaker 2: that was even worth now, Like what's one coin?
- 19:04Speaker 3: Last time I saw it was like one hundred and
- 19:05Speaker 3: ten thousand.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Yeah, bitcoin nice, and he's got twenty ye yeah, twenty
- 19:12Speaker 1: plus bitcoin crazy?
- 19:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:14Speaker 1: All right, so Bragle like Sea Bass, we'll come back.
- 19:16Speaker 1: We'll give you one more chance to do it before
- 19:17Speaker 1: you wrap it up. I still need to find out
- 19:20Speaker 1: what Samy's got. Yep eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
- 19:24Speaker 1: you can text your Bragg Sea Bass over to two
- 19:26Speaker 1: two nine eight seven.
- 19:28Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 19:28Speaker 2: I had a screenshot of it in my head.
- 19:30Speaker 4: Otherwise a memory photographic man.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Just before I add all these screenshots flashed before my back.
- 19:36Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show rescued to bragli like Sea
- 19:40Speaker 1: Bass on the text braagleg Sea Bass. I was eighty
- 19:43Speaker 1: thousand dollars in debt three years ago and I'm now
- 19:47Speaker 1: only thirty seven thousand.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Okay, this is because of my MBA. I'm so proud.
- 19:52Speaker 1: My dad always said school debt is good debt, and
- 19:55Speaker 1: I'm chipping away at that debt.
- 19:57Speaker 5: That's awesome.
- 19:58Speaker 2: So there's different schools and.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Whether it's I'm glad that's working out. Yeah, uh, this morning,
- 20:06Speaker 1: I would like to brag about try to spend my
- 20:09Speaker 1: wife after a paintball day. How many people I got
- 20:12Speaker 1: out or took over to the other side of the
- 20:16Speaker 1: team and it just goes through one ear and out
- 20:18Speaker 1: the other. But I like to brag about it because
- 20:21Speaker 1: it's a good accomplishment and not easy and it's intense. See,
- 20:25Speaker 1: so nobody wants to, like even try to understand his
- 20:27Speaker 1: paintball joys. Yeah, braglike Sea Bass. All right, Bort, I'm
- 20:33Speaker 1: gonna need you to interpret this one for me. Okay,
- 20:36Speaker 1: brag like Sea Bass. I was able to pull the
- 20:39Speaker 1: mega chiser. Maybe I should have gone.
- 20:43Speaker 9: To GENA because I got a kid X s A
- 20:47Speaker 9: R oh lucky or so pull?
- 20:51Speaker 1: Does that mean like they out of a pack? Okay,
- 20:54Speaker 1: so they got it and that's Pokemon all right. So
- 20:56Speaker 1: they got a pack of Pokemon cards and they.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Were able to pull a mega good jars are chars
- 21:01Speaker 3: are it looks like a little lizard.
- 21:02Speaker 7: Let's see mega charges are, well, it's a dragon thing.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Mega chars are X S A R. What is that?
- 21:10Speaker 7: That is a card worth seven hundred dollars?
- 21:14Speaker 2: Wow? And they just put those in regular packs.
- 21:17Speaker 5: Well, every once in a blue moon, you never ye
- 21:20Speaker 5: pull good stuff.
- 21:21Speaker 2: So every pack you buy you don't know what's inside.
- 21:23Speaker 2: I have no idea. It's like baseball cards. You don't
- 21:25Speaker 2: know what's in there.
- 21:26Speaker 7: You could you could buy thousands of packs and never
- 21:27Speaker 7: get anything.
- 21:28Speaker 4: My kid did.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Now, Brett brag on them because you've captured almost one
- 21:33Speaker 3: thousand Pokemon, right.
- 21:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:34Speaker 7: My current goal is to get into the app, the
- 21:38Speaker 7: Pokemon Home app, using all the Pokemon games, all one
- 21:41Speaker 7: twenty five species of Pokemon. I'm currently at nine hundred
- 21:44Speaker 7: and seventy one. Yeah, all the games. So if you
- 21:48Speaker 7: ever work, but you do, you spend every ounce of
- 21:53Speaker 7: your free time doing no. This is like ten minutes.
- 21:56Speaker 7: Whowers there like pretty much on the weekends.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Yeah, over the how much time I'm did it take two?
- 22:02Speaker 2: I gather to tell you.
- 22:04Speaker 7: That because I'm literally going to all old games and
- 22:07Speaker 7: jumping in on them.
- 22:08Speaker 2: I don't know, so suck on that.
- 22:10Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, a couple of hundred hours.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:13Speaker 1: Yeah, here's one my bragli Like Sea Bass, I made
- 22:17Speaker 1: a deposit and I'm officially planning our Walt Disney World
- 22:20Speaker 1: vacation for next year. I've been in ten years and
- 22:23Speaker 1: I'm so excited to finally be able to go back
- 22:25Speaker 1: and take my son.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Ah, that's super nice.
- 22:29Speaker 1: I was having breakfast with my wife and the semi
- 22:31Speaker 1: hot girl was like wow and like oh kick, and
- 22:36Speaker 1: like how handsome is your husband?
- 22:38Speaker 2: Right in front of my wife and all. It was awesome.
- 22:39Speaker 3: Yeah right, she's not the only option.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got to keep these pitches in check, right,
- 22:46Speaker 1: let them know how lucky?
- 22:48Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, let them know, sammy braglike Sea Bass.
- 22:51Speaker 5: So I have just that I have the best friends.
- 22:55Speaker 10: I think my friends are great, And I know that's
- 22:56Speaker 10: like sort of a weird brag to say, but they're awesome.
- 22:59Speaker 10: And I recently was at one wedding where about eight
- 23:02Speaker 10: of us from high school who have all known each other.
- 23:04Speaker 5: Since we were thirteen or fourteen, were at that wedding.
- 23:06Speaker 10: There is another friend in that group who is getting
- 23:09Speaker 10: married soon as well. And with guest lists, you have
- 23:13Speaker 10: to cut people down right, Not everyone makes the cut,
- 23:16Speaker 10: and I realized that only me and like one other
- 23:18Speaker 10: person made the cut for both weddings, and so I
- 23:21Speaker 10: was kind of like, Wow, I'm a really good friend too,
- 23:24Speaker 10: Like I'm making the cut for these weddings people have
- 23:26Speaker 10: been friends with for a long time, who have chosen
- 23:28Speaker 10: to keep in touch with and keep the friendship growing.
- 23:31Speaker 5: And I'm like, I'm such a good friend. I'm getting
- 23:33Speaker 5: invited to all the weddings the short list.
- 23:36Speaker 2: It's definitely you.
- 23:37Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely me.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely text My girlfriend of eight years left me
- 23:42Speaker 1: for another guy four months ago. I have since started
- 23:44Speaker 1: dating somebody else. I'm extremely happy. My ex called me
- 23:47Speaker 1: trying to get back together, but she can suck.
- 23:49Speaker 2: It be way better now.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Yeah, this one says, I'm the text over two two
- 23:54Speaker 1: ninety seven. I ran a half marathon this past weekend,
- 23:56Speaker 1: and now this is my new personality.
- 24:01Speaker 2: In this one.
- 24:01Speaker 1: Eight oh five, five years ago, my husband, infant son,
- 24:04Speaker 1: and I.
- 24:05Speaker 2: We packed up our beat up suv.
- 24:07Speaker 1: We relocated to Arizona with no job and very little
- 24:10Speaker 1: in savings. And now we're about to move into our
- 24:13Speaker 1: own beautifully renovated, like never lived in, twenty seven hundred
- 24:16Speaker 1: square foot, one story home. Yeah. We complete with a
- 24:19Speaker 1: brand new sparkling pool, a putting green, and plenty of
- 24:23Speaker 1: turf for our new puppy to run around on. We
- 24:26Speaker 1: went from having big dreams to a big reality, earning
- 24:29Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars per year between the two of us.
- 24:32Speaker 1: I am so proud. Cool.
- 24:34Speaker 5: That's awesome, incredible for you yourself.
- 24:38Speaker 2: That's fantastic. That's great. All right, there you go, brag
- 24:45Speaker 2: leg sea bass everybody.
- 24:46Speaker 5: That felt good?
- 24:47Speaker 2: All right? Thank you for your calls, for your text messages. Uh,
- 24:51Speaker 2: that is awesome.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Appreciate you guys participating in the Woody Show Show