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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone Talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce? Fuck crap? Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper. They talk
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  Speaker 3: about crap that is random. It's the Queen City's favorite
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  Speaker 3: morning tandem, Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 2: Random crap, Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's do it. Uh, it is time for
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  Speaker 3: all the misfit topics. They don't fit anywhere else in
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  Speaker 3: the show, but man, they're fun to talk about, so
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  Speaker 3: we put them in random Crap here on a Thursday
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  Speaker 3: Mac and Bone radio show. Bone, what's hec up to
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  Speaker 3: on Twitter? What is ec or mud for an Instagram?
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  Speaker 2: Actually?
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  Speaker 3: What's e c up to? On social media? I'll say
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  Speaker 3: teasing the Hornets fans with a post that has a
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  Speaker 3: picture of him and Dell and talks about this was yesterday,
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  Speaker 3: so he means today now that they've got something coming
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  Speaker 3: today and it included a Hamburger emoji. Bone, what's going
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  Speaker 3: on here? Is there gonna be a Dell Burger out there?
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  Speaker 4: Someone?
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  Speaker 2: What is that? What is is that? Del friscoz do you.
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  Speaker 3: Have a guest here, Bony, what's going on when Dell
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  Speaker 3: he's messing with us?
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm trying to think.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so with the hamburger emoji, that that's not a
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  Speaker 5: TV announcement right, If it's got a hamburger with that,
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  Speaker 5: I would say if they had like a little TV
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  Speaker 5: set emoji, maybe that would be the Dizonne announcement of
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  Speaker 5: some sports a hamburger emoji. So our Dell and EC
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  Speaker 5: they were in they were sitting next to each other.
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  Speaker 5: Was that a commercial shoot? Maybe?
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  Speaker 2: Are they doing commercial for a burger somewhere?
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  Speaker 5: What thought they may have had like a little bit
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  Speaker 5: of the green screen kind of behind? Are they maybe
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  Speaker 5: they've got an ad coming out together the hum Diddley
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  Speaker 5: cheese burger. I hate something that name named the e
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  Speaker 5: C Burger. Oh, you can name a whole menu the
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  Speaker 5: swagger of.
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  Speaker 3: You could do a whole menu of fast food named
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  Speaker 3: after East and Gets phrases. But anyway, I guess we
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  Speaker 3: don't know, but I want to let you know, keep
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  Speaker 3: an eye out. It seems like e C and Dell
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  Speaker 3: have something going on today. I don't think it's some
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  Speaker 3: big basketball announcement here. I believe it's something sturry trade.
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  Speaker 3: People are already asking is it the stelly trade? But
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  Speaker 3: what's a hamburg?
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  Speaker 5: Trying to go through ec saves. He doesn't have a
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  Speaker 5: You didn't say anthing about a burger, does he? I'm
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  Speaker 5: trying to think of like what he says. I try
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  Speaker 5: to tie it together, but I don't. I don't think it's.
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  Speaker 3: Tougher than a two dollars steak, but that's not necessarily
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  Speaker 3: a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: If what do you think of steak cat?
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  Speaker 3: What if Del Friscos does the del curry Del Frisco's
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  Speaker 3: two dollars steak?
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  Speaker 2: Probably?
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  Speaker 5: What if it's a burger with Dell pickles? Dell pickles,
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  Speaker 5: We've gone, We've used our atment of pickle. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 5: stop try.
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  Speaker 3: Let's stop trying our handed coop and let's get to
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  Speaker 3: the real comedian LaVar Ball LaVar Ball I podcast, lavarn
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  Speaker 3: not talking Clemson, He's not talking at Tabo. LaVar Ball
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  Speaker 3: went their bone. I I gotta be honest. I I'm
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  Speaker 3: so glad this question was asked of him about Lamello's
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  Speaker 3: driving and when LaMelo learned to drive.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this, this is this humor is me. I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to nott a whop.
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  Speaker 3: Did you teach him how to driver?
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  Speaker 1: Of course?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my boys are driving at ten eleven years old.
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  Speaker 2: Well he's been driving.
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  Speaker 3: He's been seen as a liability on the road.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course that's because you're watching on the YouTube
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  Speaker 4: all day. I don't act like nobody ain't never had
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  Speaker 4: no accident. And show you how raggedy is his representation
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  Speaker 4: is I would have had a commercial with State Farm
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  Speaker 4: or somebody by now to flip the script.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot to go there, Olvar trying to make
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  Speaker 5: money off of this deal with State Farm, and it's
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  Speaker 5: oh my god. Also, my sons have been driving since
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  Speaker 5: ten or eleven. Could you see Wamelo driving a ten
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  Speaker 5: year old? He right over at ten year old here
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  Speaker 5: in Charlotte. I feel like he might not have improved
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  Speaker 5: since he was ten. Seriously, LeVar, do you want to
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  Speaker 5: tell the world you had to have boys driving? They
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  Speaker 5: were there ten And it's not just like the.
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  Speaker 2: Such raggedy representation.
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  Speaker 3: Also such oh he'll he'll go after anybody, won't he.
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  Speaker 3: Now we can laugh because it's not our problem, LaVar
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  Speaker 3: is not our problem anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Now we could just laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck, Minnesota, but it's not just the wreck that
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  Speaker 3: we all saw that went viral, like it's the way
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  Speaker 3: he pulls out the damn parking garage. It's the lawsuit
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  Speaker 3: that you mentioned. Come on, man, it's not just one
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  Speaker 3: solitary wreck there.
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  Speaker 5: Var ten or eleven with your kids driving, that might
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  Speaker 5: be part of the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Did they improve since?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, all right, you would think if he
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  Speaker 3: started when they were ten, they would be better.
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  Speaker 5: Also, people only watch him on YouTube. No, we actually
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  Speaker 5: saw him before driving in though people have seen him leaving,
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  Speaker 5: not on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: It's no better. It's no better in person.
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  Speaker 3: LaVar No, man, No, that looks scary. Anyway, he's got him. Look,
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  Speaker 3: sure he's he has matured some, but they're still maturing
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  Speaker 3: to do. I wanted to bring up bone the dude
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  Speaker 3: on the road yesterday that made me mad, so I did. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: this is a total pet peeve of mine. I you know,
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  Speaker 3: we're in traffic and I let the guy cross right
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  Speaker 3: to the other he's pulling out and he wants to
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  Speaker 3: take a left onto the other side of.
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  Speaker 2: The street from that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on okay, So I stop, and not only do
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  Speaker 3: I stop and create that gap there where I don't
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  Speaker 3: have to.
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  Speaker 2: I could have gone up.
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  Speaker 3: There's there's a few car lets where I could have
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  Speaker 3: drove up into. But I so I stop early because
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  Speaker 3: we're not really going anywhere, and I let him go through.
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  Speaker 3: I also do the I do the spotter thing for him.
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  Speaker 3: I look and see what's coming, and I tell him
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  Speaker 3: hold it, hold it, hold it, and then I see, okay,
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  Speaker 3: there's no car coming now, and I wave him through.
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  Speaker 2: What a class guy you?
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  Speaker 3: This dude gives me no courtesy way, no no cursyway.
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  Speaker 2: And I stared at him the whole way through, right
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  Speaker 2: past me, past me. You're up the side of me now,
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  Speaker 2: just didn't even look at me.
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  Speaker 3: How do you not courtesy wave someone when they stopped
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  Speaker 3: their car to let you go through, and they do
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  Speaker 3: the spotter thing or they tell you okay now, just
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  Speaker 3: for freaking come.
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  Speaker 2: Over your and turn life.
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  Speaker 3: Because he couldn't see he couldn't see those cars bone
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  Speaker 3: because of my lanees traffic in front of him. So anyway,
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  Speaker 3: how about you just I mean that chat my booty.
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  Speaker 5: Man burg your biscuits. You uh, you became the spotter
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  Speaker 5: and still couldn't get recognition.
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  Speaker 2: It's not unbelievable. Man. I went above and beyond for
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  Speaker 2: this Broski.
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  Speaker 5: I had a person the other day when I was
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  Speaker 5: driving through the Harris Teter parking lot Mac and obviously
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  Speaker 5: I let this person walk past my car, a younger guy, Mack.
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  Speaker 5: He was walking so slow, looking at his phone, and
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  Speaker 5: he stopped and started to like send a text while
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  Speaker 5: I let him go through. I'm thinking, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: paying no attention, by the way, what and I'm sitting there.
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  Speaker 5: I was about ten seconds. I didn't want to honk
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  Speaker 5: the horn and like terrify the guy, but I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 5: how unaware are you that someone just let you walk
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  Speaker 5: through the parking lot, and yet you can't just get
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  Speaker 5: past the car and look at your phone and start
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  Speaker 5: doing whatever you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that dude, I'd betend to hit the gas pedal
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  Speaker 3: on that full.
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  Speaker 2: Just say that out loud on the radio. I got.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go one step for that guy. Last time I
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  Speaker 2: was going to Walmart and he Mac didn't even know
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  Speaker 2: show no tar heels jokes please? Yeah, no, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: check to see either.
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  Speaker 3: He started walking the middle of the road and I
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  Speaker 3: mean just starts casually walking.
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  Speaker 2: I yelled at him that I should have put him
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  Speaker 2: in the pavement because I drive by him.
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  Speaker 3: He said he can't hear me, obviously, but in like
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  Speaker 3: three seconds, the amount of road rage I got.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to find him in the walmart.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go flounder, man, don't go flounder. Flounder almost got
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  Speaker 3: hit with a batman because Israel rage.
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  Speaker 2: He gets that pous to protect him. Then he kind
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  Speaker 2: of goes in, baby, you gotta take some deep breath.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of driving the Tony Romo, you know Tony Romo
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  Speaker 3: gets the Dui after the golf tournament in Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 2: We talked this.
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  Speaker 3: This video is up online Bone of the dashcam footage
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  Speaker 3: from the cop and we talked about the fact that
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  Speaker 3: he said he's going to Grandma and Grandpa's house. That's
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  Speaker 3: where he was headed after this golf tournament that he
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  Speaker 3: played in that he was drinking at and we through
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  Speaker 3: the woods. He goes almost actually drove through the woods.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I did not know this Bone until
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  Speaker 3: after the show. There also is a clip in there
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  Speaker 3: of him before he starts to do the sobriety test
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  Speaker 3: where he is loosening up like he's getting ready to
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  Speaker 3: play in an NFL game.
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  Speaker 2: He's like doing stretches.
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  Speaker 3: I got a BAM back officer and he's like doing
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  Speaker 3: stretches before the DUI test.
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  Speaker 5: Just is that that's gotta be a rare occasion. I'm thinking, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he was more active than some of the players will
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  Speaker 5: be at fan festival.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear about the one phone call he got? No?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear about that.
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  Speaker 5: He dialed the number and the other guy said, hello, friend, Oh, Jim, Jim,
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  Speaker 5: I've got a situation.
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  Speaker 2: Let me called Gene. Jane, Jane, get me out of here.
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  Speaker 5: Jean, all right, say Tony, I'm up here, and it
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  Speaker 5: looks like your your but I'll go a little either.
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  Speaker 3: Last but night, Jean, Last but not least bound good
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  Speaker 3: ruling there, Last but not least. Willie p was as
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  Speaker 3: I was was at the All Star Game last night.
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  Speaker 3: Great credos, seven goals, MLS wins, freaking awesome event. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Willie Pea's tweet must be discussed. Hands hand raised. I
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  Speaker 3: underestimated how much of Sierra Sier did the halftime show
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  Speaker 3: last night. I underestimated how much of Sierra's catalog I
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  Speaker 3: knew slash how into this halftime show I would be
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  Speaker 3: Oh was the P Man in the press box dancing
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  Speaker 3: around the Sierra last night?
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  Speaker 5: Boone and you you tweeted out this morning you need
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  Speaker 5: to see if him dancing, footage of him dancing in
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  Speaker 5: the past, for when he did the victory dance.
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  Speaker 2: It's hot potato dance. You're just a sheltered, uncultured swine.
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  Speaker 3: I would not have pegged Willie p as a big
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  Speaker 3: Sierra fan. I honestly, I don't know how I missed.
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  Speaker 3: Like someone was saying, like she played all her hits
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  Speaker 3: last night. I heard someone say, and I'm like she was.
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  Speaker 3: She was doing it for a while I did. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't even know like what her hits were like. Somehow
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  Speaker 3: I missed Sierra's music. The only thing I know Sierra
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  Speaker 3: for is underkicking her coverage and uh and and marrying
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  Speaker 3: that dork Russ, Like she could do so much. I
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: know Russ is rich and famous, but so is she.
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  Speaker 3: She could do so much better than that cheesy dork
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  Speaker 3: Russell Wilson. That did bothers me. That's what I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking of you talking about unlimited unlimited? Oh P Man
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  Speaker 3: did that unlimited dance last night?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently