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47 - Summer House, Below Deck Down Under, The Valley, RHORI, RHOA, 90 Day Fiance Last Resort, and 90 Day Fiance! · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Rather Be Running.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: We're the two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's like all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: So we are doing something that I don't think we've ever done in the history of this podcast.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: Both having wine.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: Both drinking wine.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: Cheers.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: Cheers.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure we've done this before.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: You never drink wine.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: I used to.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: What are you drinking?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: A rose.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: Lovely.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: What do you have?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm drinking a Kirkland savvy B.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, love Kirkland.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: Who amongst?
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: I love their diapers and wipes.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: So you've had kind of a rough evening with your kid because you know, baby's gonna baby.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: But you've promised that you're not gonna let it affect the tone of the pod.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: Then when did I promise that?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: I assumed by agreeing to do the pod post baby's meanty be, that meant that you were gonna suck it up.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: Am I correct?
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: I have a list of topics to talk to you about.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jesus H.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's hear it.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: So I'd like to start with Dualipa.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think of her wedding outfit?
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: And so there was the the town hall wedding outfit.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: I loved it.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: There was another wedding outfit, but was that a rehearsal dinner?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: That was the rehearsal rehearsal dinner.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna do we have the real wedding pictures yet?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't seen anything yet.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: I think it happened like today.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that would be my so I don't think there are pictures yet.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Probably by the time this comes out.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: I liked it all though.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: I liked the the town hall look.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: I thought that was incredible.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: It was everything to me.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: What about you?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, same.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: She looks so happy.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: They are just like the cutest couple of all times.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love it.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: And I like never thought twice about that man, but seeing him with her, like it would really all like he he's hot to me now.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't go that far, but I am very happy for them.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: I also saw him in a movie called Eternity with Miles Teller.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: Next to Miles Teller, he is extra hot.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's you know, easy to accomplish.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Just put any if you want to feel hotter, just stand next to Miles Teller.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry that was mean, but I don't think he's a nice guy.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: So this is a perfect segue because I saw that um Miles and his wife were not invited to allegedly to Taylor and Travis's wedding, which is like a big snub.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think that's true, girl.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh well, I saw it in multiple places.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_00: So she literally has said so many times that I'm going to invite every person I've ever talked to.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think Carly Kloss is getting an invite?
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Uh let's not go that far.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: Are they getting married at MSG?
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yes or no?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: That TMZ headline was wild.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't it say that like a thousand people were gonna be there?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: TMZ is it say what you will about them, but they're never really wrong.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: They're never really wrong unless it's a season of hacks, but that's fiction.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: Don't spoil.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: That was last season.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, remember?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: TMZ published that she was dead.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: And that's like the only thing that got her out of her Singapore slump.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Was having to revise her legacy.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: Hacks is so good.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: I finished it.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was incredible.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was so perfectly well done.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm on this, I'm just finished the episode where they did uh not the amazing race, the one after that.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: The when they had went to the lesbian's house.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, um, the guy, the comedian who ran over a woman.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, that's funny.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: So we're chugging along there.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: But speaking of shows, I don't watch Euphoria.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: No, do you?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: I do.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm late, so I already, of course, know everything that happens.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: I've seen a lot about the finale, and I just want to know.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_02: I I you know, I again I don't watch it, but it seems like we took high school kids and turned into Breaking Bad.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, they did a time jump, but like to the pits of hell, I don't understand why that was the direction.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: I can't tell you because I haven't started this season yet, but I know there's a lot of death, and you know, it was probably for the best because that show wasn't that good anyway.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: Was it not?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: I don't watch it, so I I just see it.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy that they killed off like two out of three, or at least half the main characters.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: I mean But I guess Breaking Bad did that too.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, R.A.P.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_00: Hank and and Mr.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_00: Bad.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: Allegedly.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: Walter White died.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_02: They never confirmed that.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't it end with him like bleeding out?
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think he was bleeding out, but he got shot.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: My husband has never seen the finale of breaking bad intentionally.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, same.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: He watched the whole series stop before the finale.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't blame him.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: Just be a part of if you're gonna be in it, just be in it, okay?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'd like to move on.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_00: My next topic.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen Susan Boyle lately?
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's Susan Boyle out there.
• 5:56
  unknown: Okay.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: What happened?
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: She's promoting her new album.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: She thought I need to promote this album, so I'll just throw on a blonde wig and see how it goes.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: And how did it go?
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_00: We're talking about it, are we not?
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's fair.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: I never like Susan Boyle being in my convo this year wasn't on my bingo card.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_00: No, definitely not.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_00: I think, I mean, obviously, it's very Anna Winter inspired.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think I mean it's it's a joke, though, right?
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_00: I think so too.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: The next thing I'd like to talk about is the sport.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_00: Why are you laughing?
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's just go.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: Let's crank them out.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: Keep it going.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_00: The sports illustrated fashion show.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: Are you seeing clips of this?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: I am gonna say something that's really bad that I sh that's I'm not proud of.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: I thought Bethany looked really hot.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say something that I'm not proud of.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: I think they all look terrible.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone?
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_00: Even Alex Earle?
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_00: I think even the traitor's girl, Mora Higgins.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: So I was wondering why every clip I saw of this, I my immediate thought was like, ugh.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I've come to a few conclusions.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: One, I think it's off-putting to see people on a runway with bare feet.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: Put a heel on, put a wedge on, give me a flip-flop, anything.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_02: The bare feet is really unsettling.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: We'll agree to disagree on that one.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_00: I feel safer knowing they're not gonna fall, but I mean somebody did fall, so just to put the damn shoes on, right?
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: Two, they all clearly went to the same place for a spray tan, and they said, give me the Trump special.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_00: And I find that also really unsettling.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't like the spray tan.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_00: I can't like see past the orange of it all.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_00: I think that the coloring just makes it them look I unsettling is the only word I have here because like I know what you mean.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_00: It's like bodybuilders, like the spray tans that you need to have like Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, like when he got spray tan, it was like I was like, this is like troubling territory.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like we need to be careful with that level of spray tan.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's a really like because my third and final thought was like everybody looks way too skinny, like scarily skinny.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: Not Lizzo.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, bes besides the people that obviously are not skinny, right?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like, come on.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: But I think that the spray tan enhances it and makes it look worse.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's why everyone wants a spray tan before vacation because it makes you look skinny.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I didn't like it.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't like any of it, so but don't you think Bethany has a hot bot?
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: Can we at least agree on that?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_00: No, I thought it looked too skinny.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it looked way too skinny, and also the fact that none of them are wearing shoes, I thought they all looked pigeon-toed toddl like pigeon-toed toddlers.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_00: And you would know.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_00: I would.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, maybe I mean, do they is this their first one?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm not used to seeing them do runway shows.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, I think it is, yeah.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_00: Was Hillary Jeff there?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: Because she was on, she did this sports illustrated swimsuit shoe.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like if she had walked on that runway, that ass would have made my TikTok and it didn't, so yeah.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like she also wouldn't have they wouldn't have like she wouldn't let anyone do that to her.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_00: Re bad spray tan.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of scarily skinny, that leads me to my last topic.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: Second to last topic.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say there has to be at least one more thing.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's gonna lead us into Bravo, so well.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: I have something that's not Bravo.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and then the other thing.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, sorry.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: So scarily skinny.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Anna Ferris.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_00: Something is not right with her, just in general.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_00: Her face also, and her body, and her the way she talks.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yikes, big yikes, what's going on there?
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_00: She's been she's been on the circuit, obviously, and her face is like I think what she might have done was like sometimes Botox ruins your smile.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_00: I think that that happened to her, and also, but like the way she's talking, like, is it uh just like an ongoing bit?
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: She just is always talking like a character, you know?
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_00: Like, oh, I'm just so lucky to be here.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, I just don't know.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not a fan, and the skinny of it all, but I did like the b she had the black dress with the cutouts.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_01: Did you think I thought the dress was just enhancing sadness?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's going on there.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: I hope she's okay.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: I did think I hope she's okay.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: I mean shit, you've seen Kelly Osborne lately.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_00: We can't even the the whole pack of them, honestly.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_00: There's gotta be obits written about her, you know there are.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_00: Jack Jack actually just spoke out.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: What'd he say?
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: He said that he's been this skinny and he just shaved his beard, so now people are noticing.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: Sure, sure, sure.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, skinny was in and then it was out, and then it was back in, and I think it's going back out again.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_00: So at least you have that to look forward to.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm not skinny, so I'll finally fit in.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, because you don't it obviously it's uh making you feel unsettled to see all these skinny people.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sorry, I don't want to see walking skeletons unless it's Halloween.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so what do you think about Taylor's new song?
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_02: I like it.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like, is it like a banger that I'm like, oh my god, she's really like outdone herself?
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: No, but it's sure as hell better than 99% of life of a showgirl.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_00: I would say it's better than 50% of life of a showgirl.
• 12:01
  unknown: Okay.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: I maybe because my expectations were like on the floor, I thought it was gonna be like when she loved me.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, I would have I was afraid I was gonna be really um emotional, but I wasn't.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: I thought I was gonna fall asleep and I was not only awake, I was awake and vibe and I liked it.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: I was I've been singing it in my head.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know that I would really like a song about toys this much.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_01: What's really funny is we were taking the baby for a walk, and I said to my husband, Taylor's releasing a song tonight, and he goes, This is the first time hearing about this.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Yeah, I guess I've just been so disappointed by her that like not even excited.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_00: Same.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_00: My boyfriend texted me, like, what do you think of Taylor's new song?
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, How do you even know about it?
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: Because I certainly didn't tell him.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: Gotta get ears on that.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: It's good.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_00: I also have been really loving um Olivia the Olivia Rodrigo song Drop Dead.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's fine.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I will listen to that one on repeat too.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: It just makes me feel happy.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: It makes me want to dance around Versailles or wherever the fuck she is in her music video.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, are you ready for my last one that will bring us into Bravo?
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: After much uh comparing photos back and forth, I have come to the conclusion, and I did tell you this, but Amanda Batulla has had an upper blef, I'm sure of it.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_00: Since when though?
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: Since the season?
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_00: And you know what?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: I support her.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's a very cheap plastic surgery as far as they go.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: She certainly doesn't look worse.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_01: It might have been after season nine, if not the season before that.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: Do you not like it?
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_00: Are you unhappy with it?
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: I just, you know, couldn't put my finger on why she looked so vastly different.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I like I told you this morning, we were on FaceTime and I saw myself and I was like, whoa, my eyes, there's like a lot.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of extra stuff there, a lot of extra materials.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: And so I was like, oh no, is it my time?
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, has it come for me to?
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: And I know I'm you were just a little puffy from being awoken.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, it doesn't look anything like that now.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like you have to be so careful with upper bluffs because there is no take-see backseat, and it can ruin your face.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_00: I know that's the thing.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: Like, they have to take less than what they want to.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_00: Look at Mandy Moore, case in point.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I think she actually looks fine.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think she looks frightening.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: What Rosie O'Donnell said before she went under the knife for her facelift was I'm not gonna be mad that you didn't do enough.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I think like that's a nice key word.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like you can't do too little.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: I do think Rosie looks pretty much the same, but I guess that's a good thing.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, if she doesn't look like she's aged, then that's kind of the point.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, she said it's just funny that no one around her noticed, not even her child.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of Amanda Batullah, did you watch part dua?
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_00: I realized her voice is really terrible.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: Anytime anytime she couldn't hear what they were saying on the other side, she'd go, What?
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: Just like that.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: So she's clearly like out of her mind, like something.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: She's taken something, she's out of her mind.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's beta blockers, Xanax, weed, a combination of many things, but that girl is not with us.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: Well, and the thing is, I don't know her in general from Adam.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: She's not with, I promise you, there's something in the way there.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, you know, I mean, the anxiety that I would feel walking into that situation in her shoes, I would not, I would need something too.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: I actually don't think that's fair.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: Um, because I think you shouldn't be allowed to take drugs before reunion.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like you have to face it and like we're not getting what we want watching her just like not deal with it, then don't even fucking show up.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, she's hearing them.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_00: Is she Tom Schwartz literally took a Xanax on the stage?
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but at least he had way he had more room to come down.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_00: That was gonna say that just put him at everyone else's level, yeah.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: And we also weren't expecting that much from him anyway.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: I just it really bothers me.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it made for a very boring part too.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_00: And like them in their room, the way they're behaving is just like it's crazy to me.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's Tom and Raquel, but worse, because like at least Tom and Raquel pretended to feel bad.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's true.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_00: But they when they were in the room together, they they didn't.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like Amanda and West aren't even bear, they're not even pretending to feel bad at all.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: And you know what?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like, honestly, I still stand by that.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think what they did was that bad.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I know that's wrong, but like really, really, come on.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if you don't care about your friendship with Sierra, sure.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's one friendship though.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yes, what she did to Sierra was wrong, of course, but also like that's not Sierra's man, it's just not.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but they claim to be best friends.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: Who Amanda and Sierra?
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but he was with her for three months.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't matter.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, look at Jen and Joel in Rhode Island.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, this girl dated married the man who dated her sister.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_00: They somehow got over it.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: This just doesn't seem that deep to me.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_00: It seems like something Sierra is using as a platform to become Ariana Maddox.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_01: And you know what?
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_01: Let her.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_00: Let her if it works, if she gets the opportunities, by all means, Roxy hard it up.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: KJ's kind of tough for me to watch.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_00: Because you know they broke up.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's just a little too serious, you know.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_01: A little too heavy for me.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_00: So can we talk about the soft bar for a second soft bar?
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: This is a bar that doesn't sell anything.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_00: Correct.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: So what does it sell?
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: Mocktails and pops?
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_01: Dirty sodas?
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: And I think probably coffee.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_00: So and he's surprised that this isn't making a big profit?
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't understand, like that's not something you open as a business venture.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know that if he's surprised, but I think he's more surprised that it is making a profit.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it wasn't.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, it did the last month he said.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, one month.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: Probably all the Sierra stuff.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think someone should have told him not to do this.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: No one was on his side, no one was his friend.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: Lindsay did tell him not to do this when they were together.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: She was right.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: Lindsay's usually right.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: Something I can't unsee was like a meme that it's like if Jackie O were trying to be Marilyn Monroe.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: I saw that.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: That was funny.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_00: Because that face is exactly Jackie O's face.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_01: She should have been Jackie O for Halloween one year.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe now she will.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: She look yeah, she looks just like her.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_00: That's a very specific face that she has.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_01: But I really don't want anybody coming after my carl, you know.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm gonna just support softbar.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: Am I gonna go to Brooklyn?
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say you are closer than anyone, and you don't even like alcohol that much.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_00: This seems like the perfect place for you.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: If it wasn't in Brooklyn, if he had opened softbar in New Jersey, I would be there already.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_00: No talk, he already is worried it's not gonna make money.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if it opens in New Jersey, you know where he should have opened this was like Utah.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I also am uncomfortable with you calling him my Carl.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: I just adore him.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_00: I just like he gives me so much ick.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like the level of man from his teeth to his hair.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_00: What's wrong with his veneers?
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_00: You're not good, dude.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like it, and whatever is happening up on top of his head, I don't like either.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: What is that?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what is going on there?
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't feel any of these things.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so attracted to him, and I think he's just like the nicest man.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_00: Ew I love Carl.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: This man is not attractive.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, he absolutely is.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_00: What's wrong with you?
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_00: You think Kyle is more attractive, and you know how I feel about blondes.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: I do actually think that Kyle looks really good.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like the past 10 years on Summer House, he has not aged a day, which is crazy for the amount that he parties.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_00: I know, and Kyle is a scumbag, so I mean it's not like I can't, like I'm not invested in oh, Amanda betrayed Kyle either, you know?
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like no, definitely not.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_01: But I will say, as I've been watching this reunion, I have thought to myself, am I attracted to Kyle?
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: A few times.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_00: As I have been watching this reunion, I've thought to myself, I'm attracted to no one.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: And I wish that there I could be attracted to someone right now.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_00: It would make things more enjoyable for me.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I used to be attracted to Jesse Solomon.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm oh my god.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_00: Are you okay?
• 21:11
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: Also, I have a fun fact for you.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: A gal that I work with um has met West in years past.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: And somehow, I guess they were like flirty texts that were exchanged.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_01: They never hooked up or anything.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: But long story short, she still has his location.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like he shares his location with whoever.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, text her and ask her where he is right now.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna text her right this second.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_00: I wanna know.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: Is this one of the girls that was at your house the other day?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: Did you ask her to look up where he was right that minute?
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: No, I forgot till right now.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, if someone told me that, I'd be like, okay, where is he as we're speaking and living and breathing?
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: Where is he?
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: I have done that before.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like when she first told me, I was like, where is he?
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: And where was he?
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_02: I think like at work or like that place he worked.
• 22:10
  unknown: Oh god.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_00: And that's like X-level celebrity, and I'm still interested.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: That's how sad I am of a person.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: Well, where is this scum of the earth bottom feeder celebrity at this exact moment as we sit here in our homes?
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy behavior to just pass out your location to people you meet one time.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_00: I do feel crazy.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_00: I do fear that I I give people my location and I never share for like an hour.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: I just give it.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: I don't give any you are a pro you and mom are the only ones that have my location.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_00: So let's hope that episode three of Summerhouse Reunion is they save the best for last.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_00: Here's hoping.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: And speaking of last, let's pour one out for our friends over at Below Deck.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_00: Why don't they get reunions?
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: I am not used to a show just ending with no reunion.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't like it.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: I they just hug each other and then they're gone, and like that exact configuration of cast, we'll never see them together again, probably.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_00: How will I know what's happening with Daisy and Joao?
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure not gonna follow them on Instagram.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: I know, I'm not comfortable with this.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_00: I just can't say goodbye that easily.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_00: The format is just so are you gonna watch below deck the next one that's coming up in a couple weeks?
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_00: Now that we've popped our below deck cherry, I can't answer that at this juncture.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_00: I can't imagine.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_01: Joao is private.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_00: The hell?
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_00: What is that about?
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_00: He's like a normal guy, he's just like us.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm gonna miss all of them.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna even miss Ben.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: Hate watching him.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm not sure that I'm gonna miss Ben.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_00: I think he made the season a lot more entertaining.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but he's just like also terrible, so yeah, but shows need one terrible person.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_00: If everything's hunky dory, who's hunky dory?
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_00: Then why are we watching?
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_00: You know, we need to hate watch somebody.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: That's what Miranda was for on Sex in the City.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's a necessary part of the equation.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_00: But have you gleaned anything from Daisy's Instagram that you're looking at instead of listening to me?
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm doing both.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, I haven't missed a beat per huge.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_00: So did you glean anything?
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, should we move on to maybe the valley?
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_00: Hit on that real quick.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: Brittany's boyfriend is and obviously they're no longer together.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: He's terrible, he is disgusting.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_00: Go from one shitty man to another.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_00: He's like 90-day fiance level scum.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_00: Did she learn nothing?
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_00: No, sh she's just not a smart girl.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_00: She's a lovely girl.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_00: Lovely girl.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_00: Could not be sweeter.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_00: Watching her in the doctor's office was very powerful, I thought.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_00: You didn't agree.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_00: It was fine.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_00: I just she's just not smart, and she never will be, and that's okay because she surrounds herself with people.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: Well, at least hopefully with Cruz's autism.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_00: She's clearly like got the experts and they help her with everything she needs to know.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_00: So I support her.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: Elsewhere, uh, Jasmine has decided that now is the time to want sympathy for the Danny harassment situation.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I feel like the statute of limitations has passed.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: But she didn't seem to be, she seemed okay with it.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like, she didn't seem to mind that.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you didn't want to be involved.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she, yeah, exactly.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Janet tried to make it about her.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and she not that I want to defend Janet because I don't, but no, and I and that's the thing.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to remember last year, like she was like excluding herself from the narrative, and now she's throwing herself back in.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if maybe she finally processed what happened.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but it's it's tough to watch.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, it is elsewhere.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_00: Um, why is it Zach's housewarming party?
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, RP to his monster fridge.
• 26:20
  unknown: That was crazy.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: He was really going through it.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was over his monster fridge.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: That okay, so before we get into the Danny of it all, Ma just need a dress like she's on Little House on the Prairie.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: Baby doll dresses are all that fits her right now.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_00: Four under four.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: I say that as a postpartum woman myself who doesn't fit into the majority of my clothes.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like who amongst?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're allowed to say that.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: So that the shit that the editors are doing, and that the sh the work that the cameramen are doing, the fact that all those people were in that kitchen, not one of them noticed what was going on except the cameraman.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_00: Bravo, good sir, or ma'am.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_01: Bravo.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_00: That was crazy.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I cannot wait to hear him answer for that.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, what happened?
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I missed something.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_00: Are you serious?
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_00: At the housewarming, he goes into the kitchen and says, he's first he says, I'm not drinking tonight.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, I'm gonna go get some more ice, goes into the kitchen, pours his um, pours a shit ton of alcohol into a cup, and then pours a bunch of diet coke, chugs it, and then comes back out and is like, what?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like I didn't and then someone asked him if he was drinking, and he's like, just water.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: He was in the I saw the just water part.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_01: Somehow I missed that whole I thought he was literally just drinking water.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_01: This man has a problem.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_00: And he was just like pouring it, like looking, like, what was he gonna say if someone looked at him?
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: Great cue.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_00: And then they go back to the white claw that he was holding that I did see the week before, and how the audio caught him chugging it.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: He has I think it's safe to assume that he has a problem.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, secret drinking by yourself, red flag, if it's to catch up or whatever you want to call it, like that, take it from a drinker.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that is not not good, not okay.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's so not right.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_00: So hopeful, I can't wait for him to answer to that.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_00: And I think it might be worth going back and revisiting that.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: I might have to do just that.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_00: A Rhode Island?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: What even happened on Rhode Island?
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: Are you serious?
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the fight.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, what is wrong with Liz?
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_00: She seems unwell.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: Liz is scary.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care what anyone says, I don't care what she says, she's very scary.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's a little uh unjustified.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_00: She's just scary and she doesn't want anyone ever coming at her.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: And she said she said she was sorry a bunch of times, and Angela didn't forgive her, so Angela doesn't exist on this show.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_00: Angie?
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_00: Alicia?
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_00: Alicia.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_00: So maybe Alicia just wasn't moving on in Blackwell.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, but it was Joelan that she was having bone to pick with.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_00: So I feel like it's a more evenly matched thing than to watch her go after Alicia because she's like meek, you know.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's fair.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's fair.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: But she just I don't like the way she fights.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_00: Because it's so scary, just like the mocking and the getting all up in people's faces.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_00: I just yeah, she gets real close.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_00: That's why it's so scary.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's really punchable, you know.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_00: But I did, I do have to say I loved the fighting set to the score of I can't help falling in love.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_00: I did notice Bravo, Bravo splurged for the right song rights, which I think was a very necessary vital purchase, and it wouldn't have worked any other way.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_02: Totally agreed.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_02: Would you have enjoyed being at that show?
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: I would enjoy being anywhere with my friends having cock cockies in the restaurant.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_00: Would you?
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: Perhaps.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, we've gone to a friend's, I've been to plenty of gigs of my friend's spouse, and it's always a good time.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: But what did we think of his performance?
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_00: Do we think he was good?
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_00: Not really.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's my that was my next thing.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_00: It's like I just didn't think he was that great.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_00: So I think that they should not have called him a Frank Sinatra impersonator because he was not Frank Sinatra.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_00: I think if they had said he was in a Frank Sinatra cover band, yes, I would have been a little bit more forgiving of him not sounding exactly like Frank or looking exactly like Frank.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_00: So a little nugget that I caught that made me kind of sad was when Ashley got there, they said, Did you cut your hair?
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_00: And she said, No, but I did get a blowout.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: It did not look like she had gotten a blowout.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I felt bad for her.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: I feel bad for her just like all the way around.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: I just like don't know that she's cut out for this, you know?
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_00: I do, I I don't know.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_00: I can't decide if she's cut out for it.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_00: I keep going back and forth.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think the answer is no.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_00: I think I could save Audrey's coffee till cocktails.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I could save it.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_00: So I didn't really know about the whole cocktail thing.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was just a coffee shop until they started ordering cocktails last week.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_00: I think it needs to just be a coffee shop.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think that probably holding the liquor license is too so expensive.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_00: And they're obviously not making enough money off of it.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_00: And they have all the alcoholic ingredients and stuff.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I think if they just don't, like instead of trying to zhuzh up their cocktails to sell more because they make money, like let's just drop the liquor license.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like, are you a bar or are you a coffee shop?
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: I love the idea, but if you're not selling the cocktails and you're like, I just think that it would be a lot easier for them if it was just a coffee shop.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_00: That's my suggestion.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_01: I do agree.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_00: Elsewhere, we learned a little bit about Kelsey.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: I must have tuned that out.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: This episode bored the shit out of me.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_00: Even the Frank Sinatra fighting?
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_00: That that had me, but the rest of it I was just like what about when Liz Liz literally called Joelin the devil because she said you pulled my hair, which she did.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_00: That was part of the that was part of it, you know.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_00: So Kelsey got in a car accident, and her lawyer said, You need to do an MRI to be sure that you're okay.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_00: And they found a brain tumor.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: An accident.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: Coming back to me, thank you.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that wild?
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: That is wild.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_00: So now she needs her man, her her ex-rich boyfriend to pay for her insurance because she needs to get MRIs like every six months or something.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_00: She does need that insurance.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, valid.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_00: But her her new man is not okay.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think your husband would be okay with your ex funding your lifestyle?
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_00: When he comes back, I'll ask him.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_00: I think he would.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_00: He'd be like more okay with it if they would also fund his lifestyle.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_00: I think that he would like try to think of ways to also get what he wants out of it.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_02: You know what else pays for health insurance though?
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_02: A job.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_00: I know, and not just cutting your friend's hair.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I don't think she can work, she just doesn't have it in her.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, and I don't have it in me either, and somehow I manage, but I just wasn't meant to live an uncomfortable life.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't think I was either, but I also just never met an an old rich man that was into me.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_00: Me neither.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_00: And I also didn't try very hard.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_00: So I was gonna say, did I put myself out there in those situations?
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_00: So I guess it's on that one's on me.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_00: Anything else for Rhode Island?
• 34:03
  unknown: No.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: Atlanta.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see Portia is engaged to sway?
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: In real time, that came out today.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, congratulations to Portia.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_00: Portia, I'm just gonna fact check that.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_00: She just loves love, that girl.
• 34:22
  unknown: Yeah.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_00: She reminds me of Christina from Christina and Tarek flipper flop.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh my god, you're so right.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_00: Like Christina will joke and say, like, I'm never getting married again, and then Tarek will be like, but you will, and she's like, I know.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_00: I might have spoken to soon.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_00: Was it AI?
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: It might have been.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: You have to take back the congratulations.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to just start over?
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, we can leave that in.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, people need to know that I'm an idiot.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, we had a fun moment when uh Shamia visits Kelly at the dentist and they're wearing the exact same outfit.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what are the I really liked that, but um I guess Jarvis, her mystery man that she chose the unfortunate alias of Jarvis, paid for her to get a$70,000 new smile.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_01: And yet they can't pay for her to fix her face fully.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, this woman has a lot of money problems, doesn't she?
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: Like, shh, and I'm not one to talk, obviously have having my own car in my mouth, but I just don't think she's in a position.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_00: And like her teeth, my my veneers were literally falling off.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like I had to do it.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I didn't see anything wrong with her teeth at all.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, her her teeth were not falling out like every couple months, okay?
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_00: So no, she was fine.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_00: And then as she's recovering, which you know, honestly, my veneer experience was not like that at all.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, she was fine and floating.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe that's what$70,000 gets you.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_00: $20,000 gets you the biggest, most traumatic experience of your life.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_00: Let's just say that.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_00: So good for her.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: And then she wakes up to uh not wakes up, I guess she was awake the whole time.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_00: Two giant bouquets and the most wild necklace I had ever seen.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_00: That didn't happen to you when you got your veneers?
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, not quite.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_00: Would it have helped me feel better?
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_00: Probably.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_00: You know, focusing on the necklace would have would have helped.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_00: That necklace was like, I have man hands and I'm holding them up into a big circle, so that's how big that necklace was.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_00: Would have softened the blow a little bit.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: It was like a flavor flave clock, and she puts it around her neck, and she's just sitting there in the dentist chair with that flavor flavor clock necklace, and she's just happy as a clam, and I'm just like, what's that?
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_00: So odd to me.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_00: It was a it was a very odd gift choice, and I just he's a I mean, guys aren't always the best at giving gifts, but like also, this wasn't a surgery, she wasn't put under, it was also not necessary.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_00: So the scene this it was a lot to me, but the wildest part of the episode obviously was Drew's team.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_00: They need their own show.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: I could watch them all day.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm wondering if Bravo's trying to set it up to give them a spin-off.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_00: Is that what we're doing here?
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_00: Because I hate Drew, but I liked her team.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_00: I would watch it a hundred percent.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_00: We got Freedom, we've got let's see, who else did we have?
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_00: I can't Freedom's the only name that's coming to me right now, but but am I wrong?
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like Bravo was like testing the waters with that one.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because they got a lot, or maybe they just it was a happy accident.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_01: They got a lot of screen time though, with Chirons for all their names.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like my thought is maybe they're wanted to just film Drew like laying down the law with her team, and it turned into something like that they did not expect.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_00: Well, if the wheels aren't turning over there at Bravo, I don't know what would get there.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_00: They better be because oh my god, like the assistant and the hairstylist going back and forth.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_00: I think the assistant, unfortunately, I don't remember his name, but he's the real star.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I would definitely watch that show.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: It would I was like, this seems like the freshest thing that Bravo has done since Southern Hospitality.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_00: I guess so, yeah.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_00: I liked it.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_00: Because then we have like another fight with Angela and Shamia, but this was not anything, like this was not the Angela that this wasn't a knockout, drag down, drag out, knock down, whatever the hell.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_00: Angela, I mean, and she's tired.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_00: Unless you're Taylor Swift, you can't always have a number one album.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like give her a minute to recharge her creative pieces.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think giving us one thing that we could quote forever a season is enough.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, easily.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: If every housewife gave us one of those per season, like that's the thing about Salt Lake, is every season there's things that are quotable, and that's how you know it's a good franchise.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_00: That's the test of time.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like Beverly Hills, I can't okay.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we do have Who is Hunky Dory and we have name them.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so they're good, they're they're on the clear.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_00: But Angela, like I said, she's off the hook.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: She bought herself at least three more seasons with that line.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_00: I would say two more seasons.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_00: Also, her storyline of trying to flip houses and being really bad at it and losing millions of dollars is never not interesting.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love that.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_00: Poor girl.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, pretty pretty boring episode, I gotta say.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_00: Other than that little chunk with Drew's team.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: So did you watch the couple's retreat?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know we were gonna start there, but I did.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_00: Jenny was a tough watch.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_00: Because of the way she talks.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think knowing what we know that she has ALS and it's gonna be a whole season of this.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's tough.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like she doesn't know what we know.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_00: And maybe we wouldn't think that much of it.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_00: I think if I would be wondering what was going on with her voice.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_01: I would be wondering why she's talking so slow.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't usually talk that slow.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_00: It's hard to watch someone who we know has ALS and doesn't know that they have ALS.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_00: Why is she kind of wearing wigs?
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_00: I think wigs are like are it wigs are are totally in right now.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_00: Mora Higgins, again, from Traders, wore wigs all the time.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like I think I think wigs are are in.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what she has recently done to her face.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe she got threads or something.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't look good.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't think that it could look worse.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: Like on the side here, you know.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_00: This bit.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_00: It yeah, I every time she looks worse.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how she does it.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_00: I do think that I've never been more sure that she is Sarper's beard.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_00: And I know you said that he had sex with like a thousand women.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he did.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I I support you and your feelings.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think that they are perfect for each other, and this is just truly because they wanted to continue to being on TV.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like they're fine.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_00: You know who else is perfect for each other?
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_00: Kara and Guillermo.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_00: I know God.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_00: They're so hot.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_00: They're both so hot.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_00: Also, they just like were laughing, making jokes like about um Shekaina's face.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_00: How could these two beautiful, beautiful people not just get over their shit because they're so attractive?
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_00: I know, and I know we ask that all the time.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_00: And but there is real shit there.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like they, I don't think that they came here to be together.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_00: I think they came here to maybe try to learn how to get along for the kid and to get some more to get catapulted onto the single life.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think they have any intention of working things out, unfortunately.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: Because they really seem to when they're not hating and despising each other, they really seem to enjoy each other.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_01: It also seems like Paula's not has no intention of working it out, also.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_00: What you think they're gonna break up with Russ.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_00: She basically said that.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_00: Twelve years they've been together.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_00: No way.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_00: I thought she was they were just here for to get like a recharge on their fame, like to charge up their battery, their fame battery.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: We haven't seen them in a while.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_00: I was also surprised.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm surprised Patrick and Thais are there.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, do you know what's going on in real life?
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, do tell me.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_00: There's like a restraining order.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_00: Things are very bad between them, like shockingly.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_00: I was surprised too, but something happened that was like really nasty.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on, let me.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_00: They're undergoing a highly publicized divorce.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_00: They're under Okay, so here's what happened.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_00: Patrick filed for divorce in May, citing that the two were incompatible.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_00: He is requesting sole custody of their daughter.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_00: On May 22nd, Thais was arrested in Nevada on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge after Patrick called police, alleging she slapped him during an argument about their daughter.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_00: The charges were dropped two days later.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how they got there.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_00: It'll be interesting to see because things really don't seem that bad.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_00: Things have never seemed bad between them.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_00: But I am looking forward to John coming.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_00: Sparkles.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_00: Sparkles love him.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_00: I would watch a show of just him.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_00: Which I mean, he was on the single life, and I didn't.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_00: Was he good?
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he got like married.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_00: So, how do I feel about Rebecca and Zette?
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_00: I was shocked to see her activated at the end of the episode.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_00: She was like yelling at somebody to shut up.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_00: I forget who.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_01: Sarper.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I have zero feelings about them, if I'm being honest.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_00: I did too, but once I saw her, I was like, oh, she's awake.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_00: She's yeah, she definitely appears to be.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: But her coin.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see if I can start to care about them at some point.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_00: Also, and this is horrible, but never has anyone needed a lower facelift more.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm sure there are many people.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_00: You know, but if you're gonna Zabarlow.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Lisa tried, she dabbled with the threads.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_00: I think that was her gateway drug.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: She picked the wrong damn thing.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_00: Threads are never the answer.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_00: Never.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_00: Let's just get that straight.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_00: Sir cosmetic surgeons don't even like threads.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how anybody can get talked into threads at this point.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_00: Me neither, but I just like I think that if you're gonna go on TV, you gotta do it.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta do it.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's so it's like the way they do it now is like so easy.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_00: And it's just the lower, it's like so much less less pressure.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm like I'm completely 100% fearless when it comes to lower facelift.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's the whole like eyes that is where you could really like yeah, circling back to the bluff.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like when you're fucking with the eyes, that's where it all falls apart.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_00: That's where the the highest risk is.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_00: So I just hopefully Rebecca used to do those like Sonabello commercials.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_00: So hopefully somebody will sponsor her and she'll film the whole thing for Instagram.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_00: And were there any other couples, or was that it?
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is it?
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_00: And speaking of Instagram, we have Instagram might have already broken up one of our couples.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_00: Or documenting their life.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_00: Debbie and Mido, Mito.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_00: Speaking of gay men, never been a gayer man.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I hate I hate to say that because I don't know this man, but he made me laugh so much this episode.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_00: Because he's truly a teenage boy.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: I at times I thought maybe it felt like I was watching Will and Grace.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_00: But then yeah, at other times it did feel like a teenage boy.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_00: And my boyfriend, who has never watched a frame of 90 Day, believe it or not, as much as we watch it.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_00: Like, we have different schedules, so one usually I, you know, do all my filth when he's not home.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_00: I had to finish it today.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_00: And he was watching, and he's like trying to figure out, he's like watching these three women, blah blah blah.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I was like, Who's that?
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, that's the daughter, and he's like, Oh, okay.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_00: And then somehow he he then he asked about Debbie, the old lady, and I was like, Oh, that's that's the fiance, and he's like, What?
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_00: He thought surely that this guy was with the daughter, not the mother.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, he's never seen a frame, so he doesn't know how this works.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_00: If he had seen even one frame of 90-day fiance before, that would not have been shocking to him.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_00: No, but alas.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_02: If she marries him, I have no sympathy.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it's so painfully obvious.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_02: He's not even trying to hide it from her.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_00: The whole thing just does not sit well with my spirit.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I feel like again, that I'm watching somebody who's not well, like like Lisa.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_02: When when he was pouting and just like went out to stand in the rain, I that really did make me laugh.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta say, I know how he feels because one time I asked, Do you know where I'm going with this?
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_00: No, we were in New York, and I asked mom to take uh pictures of us eating ice cream as we crossed the street in New York City.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh, we're in New York City, we had cute outfits on, we're in front of the Met, like, take some pictures of us as we're like eating our ice cream and laughing.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_00: And afterwards, she's like, I didn't take a picture, I took a video, and I was like, So not right.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_00: It's just so not right.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_00: And now our ice cream cones are half whipped away, and then we can't try again.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_00: I, you know, I wanted to give my 10 followers a photo, not a video.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't get it.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't get it, you know.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_00: So I really related tomato in that situation.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: The picture she did get also looked like a kindergartner on his first day of school.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_00: They kept showing that picture with like the most serious music.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like, like this was the evidence that we had of their huge blowout.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_00: A picture of this kindergartner on his first day of school.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's all just some big yikes to me.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: As my boyfriend said, there are three sides to every story: her side, his side, and the truth.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_00: Because they both told completely opposite stories about this phone picture fight.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_00: I think it probably does lie somewhere in the middle.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_00: Because he obviously wants to like document his big move to the US on Instagram for his 10 followers.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_01: And she's probably like, we don't have time to redo this.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's just like, I don't give a fuck about, you know, you took a picture, I took a picture of you, and why does it have to be a video?
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_00: Blah blah blah.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_00: This man is also delusional if he thinks that all he has to do is move to Hollywood to start his career as an actor.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_00: This whole thing, Madison.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_02: This whole thing is his audition reel.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you get that?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: What don't you get about that?
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_00: What character is he trying to play?
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_00: Is he trying to be like on Dawson's Creek?
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_00: That's you know, Moody's point.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_00: More more fittingly.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_00: I know because there's like I could see like slopstick in there, but and I this is again, I have been very unkind this episode.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_00: This is the episode that's gonna be my my like get into have an audition tape, and I'm not gonna get it because he is just not attractive enough to be a Hollywood star.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_00: He's also just not a good actor.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we don't know that for sure.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_00: He's a gay man pretending to be a straight man and he's failing at it, so truly, like that that pillow wall he built could not have been bigger.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: I've never had anyone build a pillow wall quite that high between them and me before.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_00: And you've dated some gay men.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I have.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_02: And elsewhere, listen.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_02: When you're at the lake, babe, when you go to the lake, babe, it's not cheating if you just kiss them on the cheek, babe.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, babe.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's just drunk fun.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's just drunk fun at the lake, and we eat breakfast and bed, babe, with scrambled eggs and the saddest breakfast you ever gotten, babe.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_00: Breakfast and bed in jeans.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_01: After she was scrubbing his sick ass bathtub.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_00: Get back into bed.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_00: I know you've already put your jeans on and began cleaning my house.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_01: The amount of times this man says babe, I I'm just really I'm gonna count next time.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_00: Shay and Katie need to get help together.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_00: They both seem to think that making out, drunken making out with literally anyone, is just like, you know, you might as well be playing The Sims or something.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's just like a fun way to pass the time.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_00: But alas, you can't do that when you're engaged.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_00: I had a question.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_00: What color do you think Shay's hair was before it turned white?
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's hard to picture him with any other color hair, huh?
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_00: Probably like a light brown.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_00: I think it was like a red.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_00: I think he was a ginge.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_02: Never have I met a ginge with with that much comp BDE confidence, okay?
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_02: He was not a ginge.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_00: Where did this come from?
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_00: How did this I would kill to see Shay's origin story?
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_02: Me too.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how did this man get to be how he is?
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_00: Why is he the things that he is?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: I I want to know, but I also don't want to know.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, um, Rosh and Mallory are a love story for our time.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um they are, and he's kind of hot now.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, uh, but I am concerned for the their friends because her friend who picked them up pulled up to the airport with a car that said USA back-to-back world war champs.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_00: And Mallory literally called it out, laughed about it, and explained it.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, that is something that if I saw that, I would not acknowledge on camera.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: Big yikes, or even in general, that would upset me.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_02: I would you know what really kills me is I would love to go up to that woman and say, what was the cause of both of those world wars?
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: What was the origin of the US's involvement in those wars?
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_00: Well, wasn't one of them Hitler?
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, I don't know my history.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_00: I can't get into this.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't pass the AP test.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to talk about it.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's just embarrassing.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_01: The point is, I bet you you and I know with with our limited knowledge, an insane amount more than that woman who plastered that on her car.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think the friends are an issue.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think her having four dogs is an issue.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, anybody with four dogs is an issue.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see at the end the way he hugged that dog?
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_01: That was really cute.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_00: He's he's just like so nice.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_00: What I wouldn't give to be that dog in that moment and have him just wrap his arms around me with reckless abandonment and reckless abandonment, just and then also when he was holding up that pink sweater that he bought for their unborn child that they've never discussed even having.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_00: And she doesn't want that she doesn't want, I would be like, Okay, I gotta give this man a kid.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I have no like it's written in the stars.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_00: I you can't not give that man a baby.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_00: Look at him.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_00: What if it's a boy?
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think he'd be okay with it though.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_00: It'd still get the dog stuffed, stuffed animal.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he loves her so much, so much.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_00: Has any man ever loved a woman more than that?
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say, I think your husband loves you.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_02: My husband.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_02: We were like walking with the baby the other day, just like to the parking back, and he goes, I'm so happy with you.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I'm gonna cry.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_00: Anyone forget to tell him that you're a little bitch?
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how has he not picked that up in the two plus years you've been married?
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_02: Three plus, thank you.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like, he knows you're a little bitch, not to him.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's not what he told me.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, please, yeah.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_00: I think that it rivals like that.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_00: That is crazy.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's obsessed with her, and I'm like a little jealous.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_00: I just think it's really sweet, you know.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_00: But I feel like he could be obsessed with me if you want it.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_00: You're too skinny for him.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_00: He likes them, not skin.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_00: I just so I found out that Turkey has a very unstable government.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, were you considering moving there?
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_02: Or you wanted Mallory to move there?
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, remember I wanted Mallory to move there.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was telling my boyfriend, like, I don't know why she doesn't just move there.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, I really think I should be watching this show with my boyfriend because I think he'd have valuable input.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, Turkey's economy sucks.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_00: You want to talk about an unstable government, though?
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_00: I know, and now he's in Alabama.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yikes, that's worse for him, honestly.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait to think she's got friends who are fans of the deportations, so I think this is the couple I'm most excited to watch.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_01: We also then got um what's her bucket with her friend, the prophetess.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: I thought she was a prophet.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_01: I did too, but I guess not.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_00: Well, she I guess she was waiting for an answer from God, and God was a little too busy, so she had to enlist the help of a more powerful prophet, like she had go to the next level.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and she's now gonna go to Nigeria, yes, because the God spoke to the prophets in through the geese squawk.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_00: God was busy, so we sent some geese to squawk at these ladies, and they geese literally scare the shit out of me.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_00: They do, they're very loud and aggressive.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but little did we know, they're actually sending us messages from God, so we should really listen to them more.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_00: No thanks.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_00: So the geese told her to go to Nigeria to see her man who she clearly hates everything about and wants to make everything about all of that.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_00: She's gonna give him a makeover, she's gonna miscongeniality him, or she's all that.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_00: So she's all that.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's she says he's gonna be a model when she's through with him, so but she's only gonna be in Nigeria for 10 days.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think she can do all those things.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think she can do a hair transplant, braces, chemical peels, all like clear up his acne in 10 days.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_00: She can get the ball rolling, she can.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_00: She can make all the appointments, he just has to follow through.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_00: So we'll put a pin in that one.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_00: Did we have anybody else?
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_00: We did.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_00: We had Paolo and Thomas Paula and Thomas.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_01: Gosh, he really just did nothing to prepare for her arrival.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's a bit.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_00: Do you?
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_00: I do.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think any man in his right mind would not buy a kitchen table for his girlfriend, his fiance.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I would love to also think it's a bit, but like I dated some guys who did some really weird shit.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like, in all seriousness.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_00: So I bet that it's real.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_00: But you didn't date a man who didn't have a kitchen table.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_00: I might have, I don't remember.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_00: He's too old.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_00: How old are these people?
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_00: I know he's 10 years younger than me.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_02: He's like 31.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, he's way too old to be limited.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I think like this, maybe this he really didn't have one, but I think that the producers were like, This is gonna be your guys' thing.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_00: Every couple needs a controversy.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_00: If they don't have one, they don't get any episodes.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_00: Look at that, remember that Devin girl?
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you might be right.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_00: And the way he's like fighting with her, I just don't think he's selling it enough.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_00: But then I also compute, she's like, I love LA, like I love it here, like love the palm trees.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_00: She's from Brazil, like they don't have like the same weather, like they don't have hot weather in Brazil.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's probably hot tur.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, maybe like muggy and stuff.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm excited for them.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm excited about Mito and Debbie, even though I know that like you know, watching them is like saying that I'm okay with putting mentally unstable women on TV.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_02: But we clearly are.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I would do with myself if we didn't.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_00: If they didn't.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_00: Amen.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_00: I owe everything to them.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I have some bad news.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_00: So uh 90-day diaries, I don't remember anything except the scenes from for next week.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_00: And we learned that remember that guy with no chin that was on drugs that got that girl pregnant, and her dad came to America for their wedding, and he converted and he became a Muslim for her.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_00: He relapsed.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_00: You already knew?
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_00: How'd you know?
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_00: Lil, I heard it on a different podcast.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_00: That's why you shouldn't listen to those.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_00: But isn't that devastating?
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_00: That is really sad.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I really I thought they were so sweet together.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: Citra was her name.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_00: Citra, thank you.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I what was his name?
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_00: No idea.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_00: But I don't know, maybe they're trying to get their last resort.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_00: Does Sam sound correct?
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but could they be faking it?
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think he probably really relapsed.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_00: The problem is these people just get used to like the surge in followers and attention, and then they like can't feed it, they can't keep up with it.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_00: He also was just addicted to drugs before, so no, but what I'm saying, well, I'm saying like maybe he's faking it to get a storyline to get back on reality TV.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think that's happening.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think he just genuinely relapsed.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't want to believe it.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'll watch 90 Day Diaries next week and then I'll know for sure.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_00: Keep us posted.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like if he really did relapse, he shouldn't be going on TV, even if he is just filming himself.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that was that was the week.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_00: Quite a week.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna rot tomorrow?
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_00: There's a little bit of weekend left.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_00: Nope, we're going to my in-laws' house.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_00: Well you have fun with that.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna rot?
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I would like to.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_00: I we we have some shit to do around the house.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_00: And that's it.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_00: So hopefully there will be rotting.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_00: Rot for rot for us all.