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S4: Ep. 8 Ladies Love Lola · Mind Triggers Podcast

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You're listening to the Mind Triggers podcast with 9 Nils,
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Juicy, Henny, Luke and Jay always in the background.
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And remember, the whole team gotta win.
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What's going on? There's Jay, always in the
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background. I'm juicy.
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Chocolate vixen and. Handy Luke.
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We got two special guests today. We got a guest host Chocolate
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vixen. How you doing?
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Hey. If y'all don't know she's a.
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Seamstress, my manager, a mommy. A bitch.
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Yeah, we just starting an episode off.
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And going hey, you come out. So wait.
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Anything else for him? Damn a momager.
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Yeah. What it what they call it A She
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E 0. Absolutely.
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And wait, what's what's the the the brand name that you got?
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Dainty by Dana, You could find us on Instagram.
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And what's the other one coming soon?
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Oh, the only fan. Devin, nearby Dylan.
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All facts. Oh my God, children.
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Damien Dill. And we have our guests, Lola
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Storm, How you doing? Who was watching this?
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She bought the things out. Some things be thank.
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You. She bought the things out.
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I did. Now wait, we'll be calling you.
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We're calling you quite a stone calling Lola what we calling.
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You Lola is fine. I mean, you go, we go way back
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for like some years now. Yeah, about 6-7 years.
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Some years. Yes, yes, yes.
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What's up to you? This is there.
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Your brother. Tell them all what's up.
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Oh, I will. Now, today, we're talking about
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first times. Wow.
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Anybody got any anything on first times before we start?
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I just want to say I blocked my mom for the.
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First time. This month for.
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The first time this month you blocked your.
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Mom, I blocked her. What's the what's what?
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Y'all remember that about that first time?
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Anything. I don't got to be sexual.
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Anything. Well, look on to my whole facts.
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All that shit fell off. First time I got hit, that shit
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was trash. The fuck he was looking at me?
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I don't. Know, but it was, no orgasms
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included. Like like bitch, she was licking
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the carpet, ha. Ha.
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Was it a male included at least? I don't remember.
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You get a massage. Was the Jean jacket on when you
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got that? Massage some jeans, shorts on.
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Some baggage like a bucket girl, like a rough rider.
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He's going drop the mix. Any first times for you?
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Damn. You won't be remember back down.
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Long anything. It could be anything, anything.
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Your first time having pecan pie.
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The country shit is. The first time, the first thing,
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the last time you drunk survive. We're not gonna talk about that.
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Yes, we are. You know what?
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Bring it up. No, we're not gonna talk about
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that. We're not gonna talk.
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So what? First time you want to what
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first time do you remember? Do you remember?
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Then we gonna get to, we're gonna get to Lola.
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We go over the first time I drunk to rock.
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That's safer. My best friend had to get his
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car detailed. Now can we move on from his new
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car? Detailed Now can we move?
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On it was a classic story, look, anything.
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Pass. Nope.
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No. No skips, no bring it.
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Bring it to the forefront. My first time I ever saw I was
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straight, I'm fine. No, I bet like that I was
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talking my first. Time you got head.
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First time I got head it was decent.
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And on special bottoms. Shane, do the two hand 33000 and
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the goop goop. You want a.
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Shot at Ms. Parker. What?
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Was that first time, Jay? Shelton the first time losing my
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virginity. It was magical, he.
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Was at 22. Right.
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Wow. Yeah, wow.
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Late Bloomberg when I. Went to class?
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Yes. What's the first time?
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Do you? Not right now?
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First, tell us about yourself first, before we get into all
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that. Oh, you got to do the intro.
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You ain't do the intro properly. Oh, what I missed.
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I forgot to put the shit on there.
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Yeah. Are you reading a playbook?
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Yeah. OK podcast you about to deduct 5
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I'm. Just licking.
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It goes out Welcome my home girl that's always turning up for us
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and by herself. We always see South Beach.
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Shout out to you South Beach. I don't know why we always see W
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South Beach. Every week.
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It's terrible. Every it's it be some random
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mass spots. We'll catch each other, but
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we'll always see each other. 711.
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Random mass spots. And there'll be a quick head nod
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and we'll turn up. That's right.
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Now tell us about yourself, please.
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And I don't know what you would know, obviously.
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Where you grow up at? A star ranch my whole life.
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Sounds sad. Is that a good thing about?
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That's true. That's all I know.
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So I mean, it could be worse. OK.
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Yeah, it could be Newark. I grew up saying that because my
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best friend from Newark, but yeah.
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It could be Jersey City. That now, Jersey.
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It could be Patterson. Oh wow, the Third World.
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Yeah, it's dirty need. A passport to go there lot.
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Of pass it. Could be, like you said, some
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parts of New York it could be. Yes.
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Well, I'm a mom. I have four children.
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Oh yeah. I don't know 18.
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My oldest is 18 guys, I mean. I told her mom that I have.
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Three kids. That's right, she don't know it
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yet. Come June veteran and.
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If you ain't catch that, it's definitely MILF vibes.
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MILF definitely no I'm. Late saying she's Milky out
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here. You.
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Know. Yes.
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So 4 kids, what's your sign? I'm a Leo.
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Fire sign. All about to say I didn't know
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which one that was Fire sign. Yeah, fire sign.
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Yeah, August, August, Leo, August 2nd.
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August 2nd. That's roughly coming up.
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Right before Verna. I know, that's that's why we get
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along so much. Absolutely.
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What you what you going to do? Well, every year I do something
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really crazy. I spend lots of money.
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I don't want to do that this year.
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I think we need. You to do that?
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But you know what? Come June, I'll be like, fuck
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it, OK. OK.
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Stop party bust. Oh, I wanted to do it.
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See, So me and my best friend, we do our parties together every
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year. I think she's sicking me at this
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point. Oh, see, she's a Leo too, So.
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August. July.
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Oh, is it different? Jalaleo's are more reserved.
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Like, yes, absolutely. So July people are like because
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it's Leo cancer and in July people are more like you want me
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to be peoplely. Yeah, I'm so sure when I need to
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be. She don't like people that way.
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She's sweet, though. I never got them bobs.
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Honestly. Yes, you know well.
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Lucky you. Am I get along with a Virgo?
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Am I need a Virgo in life? My sister is a Virgo.
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I love her shot though. Shut up.
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She is a Virgo and a party animal.
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Sometimes. Not chocolate vixen?
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Since you are guests, go ahead, go ahead and start this
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interview off. So what we want to know is, do
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you have a preference? You prefer men, women, teddy
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bears? Cats.
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Dogs. Bro.
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Is it an? Animal play.
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I mean, some lovely. This is a judgment free zone.
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You like what you like? I love women.
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I love. They are so fucking amazing.
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Yes, women are amazing. Everything about a woman is
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amazing. We love a woman too.
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I'm saying we love them also. I love.
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It she like it in pussy, I said. Me too.
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What kind of woman? Describe them what you like.
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Darshan dreads. Those go these headphones just
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throwing out there. I don't know.
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This is right, I say what you're.
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Doing mother too. Green monitor shirt on.
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Asking for. Another thick woman.
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You have to have some. Thick.
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The one I need. I need some thick thighs.
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OK, some meat and bones. That's it.
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So like your size are better or? My size are better.
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And it's just something about a thick woman.
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Something to keep you warned on the weather you.
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Know cuz I've never seen a thick woman with little titties, I
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would say that. So you ain't look hard enough.
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That's what. You're trying to say is this is
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how he shaped like Teddy Grahams, right?
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That's what I say. I feel like every thick trick I
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think got titties. That's wow, how you be thinking.
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No titties. Look, I'm really thinking about
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it, Like, are you right? Like, damn, I think you might be
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right. I mean, Lucas has discovered a
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rare species, no titalitis. So.
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I want him to share with the group what you, what you, what
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you in the care is and I need to know.
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Hey, what's that cardinal called, Skip?
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So. Next question.
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So we said. So we said Thick.
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Did you say brown skin, lice skin?
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Did you say? She said.
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Brown skin with dreadlocks. But I we going to pass that but
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go. Ahead.
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Funny story now I always touch off the vixen ass.
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Stop messing with these goddamn lesbian women out here.
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Stop liking their pictures cuz they go fuck around that trap.
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Get your ass one day and you ain't going and you just going
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to be, just going to be out here gay.
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Yeah, here. I think chocolate is a part time
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gag. She's.
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Gag She's seasonal. Gag She's.
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Seasonal gag She's not gonna get high in the.
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Gym Just what it's really only. So look, I had a story, right?
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So one time I was working with Jay and again, I'm total
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oblivious to what's going on. So we're talking to this lady
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and clearly she gift wrapped her pussy and gave it to me.
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Me oblivious to what the fuck is going on?
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I'm just standing there and Jay's like, yo, like she hitting
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on you. I'm like, no, we just gave the
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girl talk. He's like.
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No, bitch. She's doing everything, putting
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her pussy in your mouth. Like, what the fuck is you
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doing? It was obvious.
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But it was obvious, but I'm just, you know, I'm great.
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Like I was granted to something. I was just sitting here like,
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yeah, girl, I like shoes and I like bags.
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And she's like, So what you doing after work?
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I'm like, girl, I'm just chilling after work.
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But like, she was putting the full core press.
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And here I am sitting here giggling, giggling girly, girly,
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not paying attention to the fact that she hitting on me.
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He like, yo, you missed. You know damn well that girl
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don't care about the Michael Kors band.
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You. Know damn well she didn't care
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about that. But see, that was then.
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I'm paying attention now. I got it.
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But in fact, Lola, how would you how would you describe chocolate
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vixen if he was? If she was going to hook up one
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of your females? Damn, what did I get with the
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dreads? How would how would you describe
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her? Oh, that's interesting.
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It is. She had just a seat position and
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everything, like let me turn it towards her.
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Y'all so extra I don't. Know I'm shy, but I want to say.
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Cat you? Bet she's not going for those.
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Who can and cannot see? I said she'll leave, but she's
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the other Leo. She She's social.
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Shout out, said Naina Neil. I was, you know, talking that
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little chocolate thing over there.
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She'll. Get thanked, I got it's me.
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Talker, But you know, I'm telling you now go over there.
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I'm a blessing to when I need to be what?
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You mean when you get a shot? She grabbed a wrist.
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I felt like she she definitely. Comes to me once, you come with
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me, you come with me right now. Yeah, out of control.
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Yeah, out of control. Alright, so, so what's your
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type? What kind of kind of woman or
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man are you into? Dark skinned dreads, ma
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triggered shirt on you just say yes, that's fine, yes.
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So. We.
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Got that bad? So for the ones that cannot and
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cannot see at home, she likes dark.
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Dark skinned with dryers or locks with a man triggered shirt
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on. Just so you know.
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A green. 1A Green 1A Green Man Triggered Shirt on a lot of my
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So Green and Camo Mantra podcast.
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Shirt on, Make sure you got that on.
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Talking Vixon, if you if he was into women, hypothetically
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speaking, what type of woman would you be into?
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I would be into a girly girl like to me, I feel like.
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Blonde hair who? Pairings, yes.
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Thanks. And brown shirt, yes.
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Because I just feel like, you know, no shade, like dykes,
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studs defeat the purpose of being with a woman.
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Like I want my woman soft. I want a girly, I want to be
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able to, you know. Playing in her hair.
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I don't want to be playing to you, Playing with your Sony and
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nothing like that. I don't want to be playing what
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you fade. I want to be rubbing my fingers
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to, you know, you're long blind. Trying to say you ain't trying
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to unwrite that eggs bandage. So the question is, are you
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going to unwrite that eggs bandage?
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Just asking, what are you doing about the eggs bandage?
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Like I don't want. To would you unwrap the X
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bandage? Yes, I know.
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I think yes, definitely would. Juice If you exactly the sick
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you learn. If you was into, what type of
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women would you be into? I don't know.
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I'm meant to both it could be. We ain't talking about both.
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We talking about? One I'm not.
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I'm saying it could be a feminine woman or masculine.
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I don't really. So I'll say when a younger man
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and a so. You wanna?
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They're both. Fine, so you want to start to
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put her strap on your forehead. So you're not a forehead, so.
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You're not trying to call her Stephanie.
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You're trying to call her Heffaney.
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But not I have practice. It could be a girly girl or.
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A AG? That's fine.
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You're trying to have that stuff run her strap on through your
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head. Tap.
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On your forehead, bong Bong. I don't.
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Gotta eat pussy? Most likely.
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You. Gotta suck.
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On Suck on That bath and body works dill.
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Anyway. So pick one easy one.
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Suck the cone Dick. Get cancer.
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Or. It's plastic.
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You never know what you have nowadays.
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Well, I don't know what the other one was.
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I. Just want to get that. 1.
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Out. You got that California pop 365
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morning that's on the dildo. You going nut and I'm a swallow
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nut. That how you going?
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Nut the fucking silicone. Cancer.
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She don't hate that shit. You haven't had a 69 and you
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doing this so well, they were. Getting the COVID test on her
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throat, the. Dig.
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Just sitting in her mouth. She didn't even move her.
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Just dig. Just sitting just in her mouth.
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She getting the COVI? That's my left.
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Disrespectful. Just to let you know, we support
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the LGBT community. We support all.
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Y'all choose. Next question, please.
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So how you feel about threesomes?
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Wait, I blocked my mom. So.
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Talking of shit. Shazam, I feel, likes me to keep
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it. On first of all, wait, the idea
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of threesome would include two girls?
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Two guys. Well, because I had both.
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Well go. You'll just see him over that.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. She's.
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Kind of lazing over their shoes. Exactly right.
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Trying to speed over that. I prefer women.
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Like an all woman all. Woman yeah.
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Interesting. Have you ever had one?
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Yes. Amazing.
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I need to. Know I need to know why?
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Why she wasn't included? No.
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No, she don't know. I don't think you want to
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include her. She going to sit in the corner.
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I should really be doing exactly.
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You know, I thought I was going to come in and kiss.
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Right. Stretch your mouth.
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Is that a titty? She's going to come up to some
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French kiss, that's. All she want to do.
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Put that titty away, yeah, you'es is.
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Like I I need to understand why people logic is that if it's two
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guys and a girl, that it's no longer the reason that it's a
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train. Like, I need to know.
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Like the way people view two guys and a girl, it's it's like
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it's kind of weird. Like it's still a threesome.
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Like you put me to her mouth, you put me to her ass, you put
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me to her box. Like I don't understand why
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it's. Because you guys never meet.
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So why is it a? Tree.
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You want Double Whopper? You want a single.
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Whopper First of all, the first of all, Double Whopper me,
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please. Wow.
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Double Whopper Should you learn? Hold on.
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Man VP action, right? There exactly Should you worry
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about people first? The best friend?
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The. Best friend, I mean again, God
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made us with three holes for a. I'm just singing.
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Damn. Tree.
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Now shut the my cribs with the tree.
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She said DP and she still got another hole for her.
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Case sake, it might be the ones in her ear.
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Tag one more way your homeboys in ain't no ain't no fun stuff.
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No, ain't no way. That's not a train.
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So train with a transfer. Call me Amtrak.
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Next question. Now we come to the top of the
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show. Shout the, shout the they knows.
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That's our description part. We're gonna let chocolate mix
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chocolate mixon take care of their.
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That's a lot of fresh. You're gonna let Chocolate Mixon
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take care of our description. Part You got this just in honor
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and Na Nails nanails okay. Nice.
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So in those nanails, I'm gonna do the description.
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Lola is a thick butter pique, thick.
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We have to settle on that. Yeah, with boobs for days and
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some things. It's hideous.
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Sasha Casive, Iraq. Iran, Iraq.
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Iran. Ukraine.
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Ukraine. China she about to feed all the
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starving kids with them them titties.
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With shit, start with the gas prices.
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I mean with that. I mean, with that ass alone
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she's sitting on, she could, she could end war.
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Hunger a. Few gallons, right?
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There, premium. Premium.
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All she got to do is throw that ass.
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Throw that ass in a circle. We about to lower gas prices,
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save all homeless mankind, whatever.
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Cure cancer. No.
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She has a gorgeous smile, like a smile that illuminates like the
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whole room, and she has the prettiest sultry brown eyes.
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And I can't even talk about her hair color, 'cause first of all,
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a little book. I weighs for days, so she's
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popping out. Hair.
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Like every time I see her on, she is my eye G crush.
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I swear this woman is my IG crush.
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She can never, I told. You fuck my Lola, you end up in
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the fucking all girls threesome. I'm sorry.
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Continue. Take a bad picture, never a bad
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picture when she posts ever. Like I'll be thirsty.
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When she posts like, I'm like, oh OK, shoot a shoot.
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She has like the perfect little nose or her cute little nose.
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Ring I think you need to get closer at.
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This point she is, she is just gorgeous, OK?
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You. Done.
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Yep. Lucas, what size of titties you
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think they are? Whoever.
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Don't know Lucas. I'm just the size of Lucas Head
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to be honest. I'm Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
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How many survived bottles you think that is?
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That's definitely the the 1.75 bottle.
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That's the full bottle. That's definitely.
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I'm gonna go wait, wait. Wait, wait.
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Don't get shit. Let's make it bet.
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First of all, let's just say these are the biggest titties
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we've seen on the show I've seen on the show.
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Let's make it bet if Lucas. Again.
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And then they have the nerve to be perky like they just.
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Stay in there. If Lucas get it right, either
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one up or one down, then you'll take a shot.
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Lucas, get it right, You gotta pop one of them pitches out.
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There you are. Try.
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The monsters. Only things.
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If you get it wrong, then we'll take a shot if he's like, way
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off. I'm going to say like a 38G.
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Oh, no, sure. I'm thinking more than 40A. 40.
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I'm thinking more than 40. I'm thinking more than 40.
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Smaller, smaller. Than the 38, than the G Now you
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got to be not right. You ain't going to be.
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So what is it like a 30? Eight Triple.
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D Shots. I'm a 38 triple D and a 40 E It
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depends on where I buy the profit.
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Alright, so my second guess was right.
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I said 38 Triple D, but I thought honestly, I was going.
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To be all taking shots. Fucking we all.
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My second guess was right. My first guess was.
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Wrong, yeah. My second guess I.
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Said that. Big.
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Wait, what? You buy Fenty that.
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Should. Be I'm looking at first.
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First of all, Fenty has European sizes and Fenty is wrong because
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in average bra. I am a triple D and somehow
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infanty I am like a whole Z like AZ.
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AZ What the fuck? I don't.
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Know finty has to be European sizes because infanty I would
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like a G. Like a G like a age and it's
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like and it still doesn't fit. So if I buy a regular bra, it's
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like. You know, I'm a couple of DS in.
23:32
They got a little stutter, but some DS on that bitch, but with
23:37
fency. It's just like the whole
23:39
alphabet and still they don't fit.
23:41
Damn. I don't God damn.
23:43
I don't want to say God damn, but God damn.
23:49
Tony was a. Because I was going to.
23:50
That was my first kid at the nanny's.
23:51
Like you always pick 38 Triple D back back back back.
23:55
If you see. It looked bigger than Triple D
23:58
That's all. It's the cleavage throwing you
24:00
off. Yeah.
24:02
That's all I was like. I was saying I was like a BC
24:04
dude and. You know what that mean?
24:09
That's all I heard in my head. Boosie INPND.
24:14
N That's rude. I didn't approve of this.
24:17
Would you make a sex doll of yourself?
24:20
And I'm sorry, no, I feel like one titty was suffice.
24:27
I think the only part I would make is my mouth.
24:33
Why is that? This thing is dangerous.
24:38
That thing clap it up for? That.
24:41
So we have. Hold on.
24:44
You covered up that thing. Be respectful.
24:46
All right, there we go. OK, so we have jello shots.
24:50
Would you care to demonstrate? I mean, I'm asking for a friend.
24:53
Look at look on him. Wait a SEC.
24:54
Asking for herself? You see her hand?
24:56
Wait a SEC. You ain't saying nothing, these
25:01
little baby shots. Next we're talking about all
25:04
these baby shots. Silly ass.
25:06
Listen, we ain't gonna talk about how she foamed with the
25:09
Jello shots last song. Yeah, that was.
25:13
All talking, that shit talk that size.
25:20
My father, I'm tipsy. Clearly why you make that.
25:29
Hold on. Wait even.
25:32
Ready. She says Shots.
25:34
I'm ready. I'm out.
25:36
You. I don't know what.
25:37
I'm supposed to be doing with. It hold.
25:38
On Wait. You ready?
25:39
Always ready. Stay ready.
25:41
It's all got to be ready. Alright?
25:45
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
25:47
Wait, she put the whole? OK, that's Kanye.
25:52
What's his A good morning. Wow.
25:56
Good morning. Good morning.
25:59
And that shot is clean. Alright, yeah, go.
26:03
Yeah. Yeah.
26:04
Go. Yeah.
26:05
Go. I don't.
26:05
Want to move the camera? I'm not going.
26:07
I hope you have no. Right now?
26:07
Yeah, go. Nope, you have to.
26:09
Yeah. Go.
26:11
Yeah, go. OK, now we say you gotta.
26:15
Bye. Why?
26:15
She's a mother. Why she gotta?
26:18
Do that Alright, Juicy? No.
26:22
The Hennessy came up my ball. Go ahead.
26:24
No, I don't. I don't drink those.
26:26
What? Is that juicy?
26:28
I don't even suck Dick. I'm not about this.
26:30
Alright, take your shot, right. Look is that.
26:37
A baseball cap. Football cap.
26:39
That's a whole gully cap. That's a whole fucking Six Flags
26:41
cap. Like a whole big ass novelty
26:43
cap. Y'all been weaning the bottom of
26:44
them shit for this episode. You right.
26:47
Now what kind of look get you, get you right, get you in that,
26:49
in that in that space? So I drink champagne.
26:54
Ow. Yeah, she fancy.
26:58
What champagne you drink? I actually love Prosecco.
27:02
That that's not champagne. No.
27:05
Yes, it is. Boo.
27:06
That's Italian sparkling wine. Boo tomato, tomato No.
27:13
That's my drink, all right. That's what you fuck.
27:15
That's what you fucked up, really.
27:17
How many? How many?
27:18
Glasses. A whole bottle.
27:19
I mean like 2. 2 glasses. Bottle all about to say God.
27:24
Damn, usually came right to look so real quick and.
27:27
That's literally the only thing. I'm saying since you ain't
27:29
saying he's taking that jello shot, I mean.
27:32
You ain't doing shit else but staying at your phone.
27:34
But it's you went low. Ain't no worse time.
27:36
Just I'm looking at these Fuck Mary Carol pictures.
27:38
I'm ready. We'll take the jello shot then.
27:41
I'm not taking that shit. I don't even know what that is.
27:44
I don't eat pork. You just had a pepperoni.
27:47
Pizza. Get the fuck out of here.
27:49
You just had a pepperoni pizza. Nah, fuck that.
27:52
I'm about to blow your whole shit up.
27:54
You had a pepperoni pizza. That was Turkey pepper.
27:56
No, the fuck it wasn't. That shit was from Giano's 3.5
27:59
stars on Google. I don't know.
28:01
I'm about to blow your whole. I'm about to blow your whole
28:03
shit up. All right, log out.
28:05
Not blow your whole. Shit up.
28:06
No, Homie did not make that point.
28:08
Exactly. 3.5 She's your honey. Let me show you fork.
28:15
She said show me this, sliced she the whole thing.
28:19
No gag. Reflex, sorry, next question.
28:22
Shashi, your sister. Describe her in one word.
28:25
I. Make that face my sister.
28:29
Yep, a handful. Wait, what you'll be talking
28:33
about? The teacher How many sisters do
28:35
you have? I.
28:36
Have three sisters. Oh, look at the teacher.
28:38
The teacher handful. And she a Virgo, OK?
28:40
Yeah, she's a Virgo. Bo that.
28:44
Makes sense? I'm just.
28:45
I'm just fucking around. I'm just fucking around.
28:48
I don't care. I don't care about sounds like
28:50
that. Hey, look, you.
28:51
Want to watch? It with the pick one such.
28:53
Yellow shot. I'll do the pick one section.
28:56
What you doing about to say? I'm pretty sure she's.
29:02
She's a smooth. Spankle.
29:03
Reading that alright shot, shot, shot.
29:05
So, girl, swallow that shit, So. Wait, Virgo.
29:10
Virgo. Leo, right?
29:12
Pisces Oh y'all, take a shot because you're all ridiculous.
29:18
Wow. Why are you sitting there like
29:21
that's a jello shot if you want to keep?
29:23
It like that. Just don't.
29:25
No, but slip it down. Act like you've been here
29:27
before. She said ill.
29:28
I felt like that. Fish was like, ill.
29:29
I'm mad everybody else cleaned that shit by her.
29:31
Look at this shit. Look.
29:33
At that shit was a wood. You supposed to look like that?
29:35
You doing the family, Dad? Oh, tomato, tomato.
29:41
Hit it with that. With that, pick one second.
29:42
Look brown, brown, brown. Hit it with the burn brown brown
29:45
before we go into. The Ain't.
29:48
Sitting in your mouth, you ain't even swallow terrible.
29:52
Horrible. Let's make a look.
29:54
All right. All right.
29:56
We're going to the. Pick one second.
29:58
We're going to the pick one second.
30:00
It's Fuck Marry Kill, Yeah. Options are Dream Dream Doll,
30:04
Suki Hana, or Ruby Rose. Look good pictures.
30:08
So fuck, marry, kill, dream doll, Suki Hana or Ruby Rose.
30:13
Lord, I'll fuck Dream doll. Facts.
30:18
My truck Try. Pussy, she said.
30:20
Right. I want to kill Suki.
30:24
Facts Suki be a bit much on Yeah, she she be this much.
30:28
She said I foot by my throat 66, suck a mean Dick.
30:36
You gonna marry Ruby? Malcolm Vixen, since you fake
30:39
gay out here, gay for the day. Exactly.
30:43
She's. Part time gay.
30:44
I can't. I can't.
30:45
You're seasonal. Gay.
30:46
I can't with Suki. You got the white polo on for
30:48
the game? Even the Polo.
30:52
Season just for the winter time, just for Christmas time.
30:56
She the throat goat. She said I 5 foot but my throat
30:59
6/6. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not
31:01
interested. She do so much so.
31:04
So you're going to kill her? Yeah, we're going off their
31:07
bitch. She's a bad bitch.
31:09
Suck a mean Dick. She mad cuz you.
31:13
Eat the pussy like. Chicken Nuggets.
31:15
So can I be in a Poly relationship?
31:17
Can I marry Dream Doll? No.
31:21
Fuck. Marry Carol.
31:22
Nixon respectful. Fuck.
31:23
Marry Kelly. Slap yourself.
31:26
OK, fine, I'll marry Dream Doll and I'll the fuck Ruby Rose on
31:30
the side. I'm mad you still got that
31:35
fucking audio, yeah? Juice.
31:37
Who you gonna let? I believe the same.
31:40
I'm gonna marry dreams all. OK, I'm gonna marry dreams all,
31:45
kill Suki cuz she's annoying as fuck and mean as hell.
31:50
I'll just smash her before I have to play Summer Dreams all.
31:55
OK, I agree with that. Yeah.
31:56
I think I'm gonna go with. That was just an easy choice.
32:02
I'm going to be honest. You picked like that.
32:04
That wasn't even tough. Have you seen that Ruby Rose new
32:06
video? I don't give a fuck.
32:07
I'm married. I.
32:09
Don't know man. Based on the picture, everybody
32:11
going married. Yeah, I'm married.
32:12
I'm gonna go marry Ruby Rose. You.
32:14
Keep putting a by his ass picture I'm.
32:16
Going Ruby Rose look hella basic and Suki look hella dirty in
32:19
this picture. I will marry.
32:21
Ruby Rose are like 2 steps above collar Ray like she got like a
32:25
lukey. Always look dirty.
32:26
That last video I seen? Ruby Roses.
32:29
I was like, God damn it's. Going to be marry Ruby.
32:32
It's going to be marry. Go ahead, put you.
32:34
Up. I'm going marry Ruby Rose.
32:37
I fuck Sookie. She hood bitch bitches out there
32:40
and you put kale dreams on. Exactly, that's what I'm saying
32:43
that don't. Even don't even make sense right
32:46
now. Hey man, shot the hook.
32:48
That was the easiest pick one ever.
32:49
Look what you got. I'm a married dream doll.
32:52
I'm gonna fuck Ruby Rolls and I'm gonna kill Sue Gowner.
32:54
This shit is easy like it was. It's not even though that.
32:57
Big I got a super Duke, got a tattoo on my face.
32:58
I forgot that now. Yes, kill ass.
33:01
No, no. It's like, kill me, Yeah, kill
33:03
me and. You sleep.
33:06
Somebody going? To kill me.
33:07
Definitely going to trick your ass to play on her life and put
33:09
you on her life insurance and shit.
33:13
You better get up before she gets you.
33:15
Like, come on now. You're right.
33:20
That was your first time with sex?
33:27
She was like my first time driving, you know, it's cool.
33:30
It was automatic. With them now.
33:31
Wow. The good first time, But what
33:34
made you hate it so much that now you just love women?
33:38
Well, my first experience was with a girl.
33:41
Wow. Yeah.
33:42
How was that? Amazing.
33:44
It's hurt. Me, how I've been having fun out
33:46
in there and that's that. Y'all.
33:48
Did a good job. Chocolate vixen?
33:49
Okay. You got a whole shit chocolate.
33:52
Vixen would never. I mean, never say never.
34:01
Now she had to grab a drink. Knocking over, shaking.
34:03
It's getting nervous knocking over cups of shit, she is.
34:05
Never. Just.
34:10
That white girl back. Shaking the tape.
34:13
So let's say about this first time.
34:16
With the girl or. What's the good one?
34:18
People said in your heart, you Queen the.
34:21
One that was a good that was a good experience.
34:23
Definitely with a girl. Shut the move us.
34:27
Wait a minute. I mean, who?
34:28
Who had a turn? A ring light off get.
34:30
It Who had a good first time though?
34:33
Me. Oh, massage you.
34:35
Anybody else had a good first? Time, obviously you did.
34:37
Could you? All right.
34:38
But the next first time. No, my first time was awkward.
34:42
I. Think anybody for something
34:44
awkward but still yeah, the good first time set the move.
34:47
What? You use that?
34:48
Yeah, we use that. Your mom in bed.
34:51
I was not in my mom. I was at her house.
34:54
So. You want a washing machine.
34:58
Please shut up. No, it was actually in the
35:00
kitchen though. That's crazy.
35:02
I way I blocked my mother. Okay, she's.
35:05
Blocked. Speak freely.
35:06
Table on a table this. The kitchen table.
35:09
The kitchen table. Nice.
35:11
Was it summer? Who sucked cool TV first?
35:14
That's definitely. Was definitely.
35:15
It was definitely. It was like spring summer.
35:18
Spring summer. So she was experienced 1.
35:20
Yes, so. She caught your ass, she.
35:22
Got me. She picked the ass through up on
35:24
a Frigidaire on that deep freezer.
35:29
Not that deep freezer, no, with all the deep, the frozen meats.
35:35
Yeah, I thought Mom was just putting a rack of ribs in there.
35:37
Don't do ass up on a deep. Freezer sitting on a dinner?
35:41
That's crazy. Frozen meats.
35:44
TV dinners. Now at that time, were you still
35:48
curious or like how how were you at the time?
35:50
Curious I. Was very curious.
35:51
I always knew I liked women. I was very sure, even at a
35:55
younger age, I was sure that that was something that I was
35:58
interested in. So she's.
36:01
Going to took over. Yeah, I'm a studier.
36:05
I studied. I try to you know.
36:08
I let me study your body. I mean, the girl was more
36:11
experienced, but. I was more dominant, more
36:17
really. I knew what I wanted.
36:19
So I was ready, and I learned, and I'm ready.
36:25
How long did it last? Years.
36:30
It was that long. I'm talking about.
36:32
No, I think you mean session. Yeah, session.
36:36
It. Was.
36:38
I mean, the first time wasn't long.
36:41
I learned something about myself a long time ago.
36:44
I mean who's first time was hours?
36:47
You right, you right. I can do this.
36:52
For hours, you know your first time.
36:55
No cuz it's burnt in the back of my brain.
36:57
Control Alt delete. Next question.
36:59
You got that juicy, no? You might be your first time
37:03
either. No, Luke.
37:05
I'm afraid. Oh, nervous as fuck.
37:06
I ain't gonna lie. Every dude is nervous.
37:09
But was she nervous? I got calling the bunk bed.
37:13
Wait, what? Wait, what 2?
37:19
1009 was outside playing, so come upstairs.
37:24
I need to get you guys going to drink.
37:25
Got some water? Yes, I do.
37:27
Makes some noise on the buck. Bed, bottom, bottom buck.
37:29
Of course. There's a ride from there.
37:32
There's a ride from there. So.
37:36
Shout to you. So his face was very I need to
37:39
know yours or hers? I'm going.
37:43
To skip that loop, his face covered like a bad bitch.
37:51
Don't scream, she was like. Shit, he covered up there and
37:58
then he covers his face when she slipped the boxes off like.
38:03
I did, actually. You won't go back downstairs
38:06
right by up downstairs. You won't go back downstairs.
38:09
Ain't doing, said Damn Guy. What you're doing ain't done for
38:14
you. You know Mom don't like you.
38:16
You gotta hurry. Up there they go to do it. close
38:21
everything. Boom.
38:22
Turn to real life. She was waiting for the ass at
38:30
the job. Oh no, you ain't never going to.
38:38
It's a story. Oh, we done?
38:41
I'm done. That was my.
38:42
Hashtag twin beds. Yo, you remember your first
38:46
time? Don't put that shit on me.
38:50
You're gonna finish that fucking story.
38:52
Oh, I'm. That's my all.
38:55
Of what? All of a good two minutes. 7
38:59
minutes and 30. 6 seconds, 7 minutes.
39:03
You stretching between the bunk beds.
39:05
He's done. Done. 7 minutes and all 7
39:08
minutes and 33 seconds. You took a nap afterwards.
39:10
No, I didn't go back out there and I was outside.
39:12
I told you if I was playing outside I had to go back like I
39:15
ain't. Doing nothing, they grabbed the
39:16
high sea and was like I. Had to get the homemade
39:20
kool-aid. EW, have a pre cum in your
39:24
boxing sticky in town trying to run around the way and.
39:30
I still and I still have one with upstairs at the.
39:34
I'm sure you was upstairs at the grocery, so that was the.
39:40
First time you asked. Her at all?
39:42
No. Right now Ball record no.
39:48
So you became the ass connoisseur.
39:52
Nothing with ass eating at all. So just say Cooch.
39:58
Tom Jerry in that pussy. Wow.
40:04
So how long you think sex should last Lola?
40:09
Guy and girl answerable. Guy and hey, I think a good
40:17
hour. You got him to do hour, hour.
40:26
So you got two commercials in the show?
40:30
You got as long as the fucking BT information lasts hour.
40:35
A guy or a girl Or both. Both.
40:37
Okay. Damn.
40:39
Son, I got two kids. You got to this YouTube.
40:41
Go off. And YouTube was an average about
40:44
5 minutes. I got even the bitch.
40:48
Just hold on. I don't search your last 20-30
40:52
minutes, that's. Something that's doable.
40:57
That's doable. I'll probably agree with you.
40:59
I'll probably say the same. Because we should be talking
41:00
about having sex for hours and then be dry, as the Sahara
41:05
doesn't. Know how long you think that
41:10
should that. Shit back up.
41:16
That's why they invented spermicidal Louvre.
41:18
Like a bad trance, you mean? Benz market that pussy.
41:27
You that. Take around best way talk that
41:31
shit Queens head time right now. Don't be shy.
41:37
For a guy. Both.
41:38
Both of them. I mean for a guy you got.