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OUTRO: A Dog With A Vape · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: How do you always get flem in your throat whenever
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  Speaker 2: you say Fellers? Now?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't do you fear to the front, Keezy?
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  Speaker 2: You know I was looking at you that whole time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know who you're talking about. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 2: you're a shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Um. It's because I don't smoke cigarettes anymore that I
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  Speaker 3: get the flem.
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  Speaker 2: It's loosened up all the flegm in the lungs. See
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  Speaker 2: what you've done there is you found a negative from
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  Speaker 2: giving up the darts, Like you're prepping yourself to get
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  Speaker 2: back on the darts so that you don't have that
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  Speaker 2: flem in your throat.
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  Speaker 3: I was tempted the other day actually because I walk
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  Speaker 3: the yeah for the darts, because I walked past the
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  Speaker 3: dude and I just got a waft and when a yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Here, the old the old dad.
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  Speaker 2: They're good man.
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  Speaker 3: But nah, they're going to happen, man, not going to happen.
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  Speaker 3: And can I just say that the fate because you
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  Speaker 3: buy this like two pack of fight you sure do, man,
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  Speaker 3: and it's twenty bucks Bagan and usually that is one
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  Speaker 3: of those last year because I was last two and
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  Speaker 3: a half three days. Yeah, about two or three days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's about my average. The one this packs lasted me
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  Speaker 3: six days. Wow, that's pretty good. It's really about to
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  Speaker 3: run out now. Actually, but I've got my nicorets.
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  Speaker 2: I am tapering quite a lot. How yeah, man, may
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  Speaker 2: is not fair. We've still got thirteen days. He's that man.
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  Speaker 2: I am not going to let you down. Keys. I
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  Speaker 2: believe in you.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I am going to fucking I'm gonna nail this, man,
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  Speaker 3: I feel I know.
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  Speaker 2: The good thing about this time is different. It's different
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  Speaker 2: from the last time. It's like bettered wives. You know
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  Speaker 2: this time will be different, and it's going to be different. Promise.
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  Speaker 2: He's saying all the right thing.
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  Speaker 4: He is saying all the right things, and the thing
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  Speaker 4: is keezy like a battered wife. You love him, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: you believe in his ability to change despite all the
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  Speaker 4: evidence to the contrary.
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  Speaker 2: True. True, I'm not a battered wife, and I Jason, shut.
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  Speaker 3: Up, nakey. It's all going to be good, man, You're
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  Speaker 3: going to be me and you.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to be in the care I guess the
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  Speaker 4: issue that I've got, the sort of the hell that
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  Speaker 4: I've got, the mountain really that I've got to climb,
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  Speaker 4: is that you're a pathological liar. So we need to determine.
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  Speaker 4: I think there needs to be a blood test, actually,
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  Speaker 4: sure to determine that. While though you're going to be
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  Speaker 4: on your patches, which I'm happy with. I'm fine with
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  Speaker 4: a patch.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think we can trust Jace's word.
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  Speaker 3: I never said I was going to be on patches.
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  Speaker 3: Not a bad idea though, Margie. Though I did find
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  Speaker 3: that's not the same though that the patches made.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Sorry, I've got the neckarrec Yeah. So because
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  Speaker 2: last time he admitted to having a dart and had
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  Speaker 2: to shout us a curry and I remember, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he remembered. He admitted to having half a dart, like
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  Speaker 2: two days after starting he admitted it. That's right, So
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  Speaker 2: we can trust you, right, yeah, totally. I mean we
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  Speaker 2: can't because he lied through his teeth and his wife
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  Speaker 2: the day after day. Yeah, so I think his his
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  Speaker 2: wife who has recently quit her job. So we'll have
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  Speaker 2: more free time to sort of keep an eye on
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of love making going and there is.
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  Speaker 2: Just you. But she's I'm sure she'd keep an eye
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  Speaker 2: on you. You know, I trust her totally.
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  Speaker 4: She's said a lot of things about you, which you tonight,
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  Speaker 4: and I believe them complete.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you felt? She is very trustworthy.
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  Speaker 3: Just quietly fell the line she's got a she's got
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  Speaker 3: a dark side, I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Look at this trying to carry favor with the fellas
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  Speaker 4: by check and his wife and.
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  Speaker 2: Sell out his number one order. I like it, No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I believe it. Like I also think if
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  Speaker 2: we were to call her on the show once a
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  Speaker 2: week and just checking, Hey, have you noticed Jase Vapor.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great idea. It's a great idea.
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  Speaker 4: But the Traveler is Jason Monther is such a long time,
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  Speaker 4: isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Not?
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  Speaker 2: Really? You just take it a day at a time.
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  Speaker 4: It's what you said when you're still vaping, because I
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  Speaker 4: remember saying to you, so, what's your secret? When the
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  Speaker 4: you know, when when the devil creeps into your head
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  Speaker 4: and starts saying, go man, just everyone, what do you do?
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  Speaker 4: And you said, you look me dead in the eye.
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  Speaker 2: At a time.
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  Speaker 4: It was an incredible piece. You said, I just waited out.
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  Speaker 4: I go for a little walk around and I if
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  Speaker 4: I I just forget about it'll just if I give
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  Speaker 4: it five minutes, another thought will pop into my head.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: And all that time Joe's sucking at hard.
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  Speaker 2: Can that was when he was lying? It was an
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  Speaker 2: incredible line.
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  Speaker 3: Can I can I just say, oh my god, that
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  Speaker 3: I did give up for four months? Everything? Everything? When
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  Speaker 3: was this about a two year and a half two
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  Speaker 3: years ago? And I was so four months I gave
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  Speaker 3: up for and just and that's what I did. I
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  Speaker 3: knew the way my brain works, I just need to
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  Speaker 3: don't do something else and I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Forget My point. My point is not whether you can
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  Speaker 4: give up or not. And this is my point. Was
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  Speaker 4: you lie to my face?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So when you gave up for four and a half
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  Speaker 2: months money? Do you remember you and I gave up? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: both of it. But do you remember feeling way better? Not?
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  Speaker 2: Especially the whole Lucky Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 2: on radio Hurarchy, Remember they Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 4: Can I say that you're right about the flem so
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  Speaker 4: when you get up you can smoke and the flegme
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  Speaker 4: is fine. But when you stop smoking really weirdly, then
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  Speaker 4: your body starts clearing it. You start getting clear for
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  Speaker 4: a while, for quite a while. How long you've.
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  Speaker 3: Smoked and it's funny, you know, like there's some smoke
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  Speaker 3: is like.
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  Speaker 4: My but you're a you're a different smoker than me,
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  Speaker 4: because I did get the smoker's cough and.
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  Speaker 2: You never I've never had it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm almost grateful that I've got it, because it's a
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  Speaker 4: sort of a sign that's yeah, she thinks it's fucked.
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  Speaker 3: And but I I know people that you know, they
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  Speaker 3: get up in the morning and just be hacking their
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  Speaker 3: lungs out.
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  Speaker 2: And that The thing is, though that could be you,
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  Speaker 2: one could be me.
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  Speaker 3: Well it would have been by now, I thought, I'm
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  Speaker 3: almost tempted.
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  Speaker 2: You know, for how long has.
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  Speaker 4: It been that you would have been thirteen or fourteen
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  Speaker 4: when you first spark to data.
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  Speaker 2: Near fourteen fifteen, So how long has that been then?
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  Speaker 2: But like.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty four twenty five yearssy? God, But when I say that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, that's like one, that's right, it's not it's
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  Speaker 3: not proper smoking.
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  Speaker 4: When I started as a teenager, I couldn't smoke when
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  Speaker 4: it was hot. I couldn't believe that people smoke smoke
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  Speaker 4: when it was hot. Yeah, it's too hot to smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Whereas now and then you just yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean but what I could do is I could
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  Speaker 3: just call it now. I could just finish this one
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  Speaker 3: and just go all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I won't, no, of course, but I mean
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  Speaker 2: I might. I might. We'll see how we go. I
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  Speaker 2: believe in you, Jays.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks man, it's so good. It's like Kevin a a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Really, he came home and waggon his tails.
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  Speaker 2: Like takes a kicking and just keeps on coming back.
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  Speaker 2: What it is is Jason. Jason's holding a ball, attending
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  Speaker 2: he's exactly right. I keep believing it. Where is that
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  Speaker 2: in your hand? You sneaking time He's going.
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  Speaker 3: To throw it, and you sprint off down the beach
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  Speaker 3: there and it's like, where's the ball?
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  Speaker 2: Where's the ball? You turn around and Jason's fucking rapping
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  Speaker 2: his god a dat One day he would throw it, man,
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  Speaker 2: I know he will. I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's difficult, it's gonna it's going to
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  Speaker 3: be a challenge, but I say.
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  Speaker 4: That thing in the world. Yeah, certainly to give up. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I don't crave the purse. It's the cigarettes at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, give me true that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean the great Arry Humphries, you know who was
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  Speaker 3: a ferocious alcoholic, Dame Edner, ferocious alcoholic. And you know
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  Speaker 3: that was the thing for him that he found by
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  Speaker 3: far the hardest thing to give up.
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  Speaker 2: Was the Sean pen has just embraced it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just gone, yeah, fuck it, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to do it, he said.
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  Speaker 4: And this is the kind of way that you can
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  Speaker 4: talk to yourself to make yourself believe anything.
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  Speaker 2: He said.
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  Speaker 4: I've gone with the motto find something that you love
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  Speaker 4: and let it kill you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Great. And that's how he justifies that.
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  Speaker 4: That's how he justifies smoking. You know, a couple of
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  Speaker 4: packs a day. He looks pretty good doing it to
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  Speaker 4: be feedal Wow. Yeah, I mean he's getting it away.
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  Speaker 4: It's sixty five. Oh yeah, he's pretty fucking cool for
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  Speaker 4: a sixty five year old.
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  Speaker 3: He looks pretty fit. He's a wrinkly old bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, but my this the guy that we were
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  Speaker 2: pretending was jas I have to find in one battle
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  Speaker 2: after another to find Yeah, okay, well nothing else. What
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  Speaker 2: about going for a walk with your new boots? I
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  Speaker 2: do that anyway. What about we're in the same hoodie
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  Speaker 2: every day for three weeks?
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  Speaker 3: What I have started doing, what I had started doing,
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  Speaker 3: is leaving it behind when I do go walking.
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  Speaker 4: Why aren't you leaving behind when you come to it?
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  Speaker 4: I could do the good thing about the lie. You
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  Speaker 4: were telling us that you were leaving it behind to
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  Speaker 4: continue the lie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I was bringing it with me. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 2: hole in your pocket. Yeah yeah. It can be a
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  Speaker 2: good start, like tapering into May one year to rule
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  Speaker 2: them all. Yeah, start leaving it at home.
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  Speaker 4: But it is that thing, though, isn't it. It's all
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  Speaker 4: or nothing? So yeah, it's not going to be you're
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  Speaker 4: not going to tape it down. You're not going to
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  Speaker 4: stick to taping down. You have to give it apple,
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  Speaker 4: keep going, that's right, and so leaving it at you
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  Speaker 4: just won't do it.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be hardcore easy. But we'll get them made.
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  Speaker 2: The modes are going to be good. Oh god.
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  Speaker 4: We should do what we should do as well for
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  Speaker 4: content as do a diary. Yes, have you doing a
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  Speaker 4: diary about how you're finding it? Because it's like a
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  Speaker 4: lost love.
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  Speaker 2: It is. There's a muse, go get one hundred bucks out.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, I've told you. Like my bro, my eldest bro,
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  Speaker 3: he was a smoker for ages and he hasn't smoked
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  Speaker 3: for like twenty thirty years. And oh mate, he was
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  Speaker 3: he fucking punched the darstard. No, he's a big bastard
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  Speaker 3: and he to this day still craves a cigarette. And
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  Speaker 3: that's like thirty years down the track. Instead he goes
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  Speaker 3: to the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, beats the ship out of people and me grim
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  Speaker 2: you can start doing that, Jase, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I could just start beating up well. And that's the
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  Speaker 3: other thing that we have to consider too. Of course
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  Speaker 3: I want to be in a who of a movie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm considering it. That's why that's why I want to
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  Speaker 2: do the diary. Yeah. But also, Jason, when you gave
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  Speaker 2: up for that four months, you actually weren't. No, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: You were fine and I was fine on the gum.
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  Speaker 3: And the most fucked thing about that was it was
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  Speaker 3: literally one day sitting on my deck going I want
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  Speaker 3: a cigarette, and I went and brought a pack and
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  Speaker 3: that was me done over.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even go to trigger it. No, There was
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  Speaker 2: no stressful moment.
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  Speaker 3: It was literally just going, I want a cigarette.
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  Speaker 2: It's just up the road.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking hell, And four months it didn't even come into
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  Speaker 3: my head.
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  Speaker 2: I just went bur It does go that.
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  Speaker 4: That's the beauty of the addiction, doesn't It'll test you
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  Speaker 4: out every now and then. You don't think if I
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  Speaker 4: don't want one. But it's always the thing is it's
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  Speaker 4: always that you never beat it. No, it just chooses
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  Speaker 4: its time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, waits until you're out your weakest, keazy.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck what did I really don't now?
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  Speaker 4: Of course I would love for Jase to deliver, but
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  Speaker 4: I just you know, experience tells me there's money to
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  Speaker 4: be but this.
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  Speaker 2: Is easy pickens. You might have to start declaring this
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  Speaker 2: is income. The amount of times it's amazing, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: But then I'm no easy. I want only.
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  Speaker 4: The only reason I think this way of you is
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  Speaker 4: because I'm no better. I'm exactly the same.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what you've got, insight, geezy, whereas I'm an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: What what I.
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  Speaker 3: Want you to do is open up a hoidy j
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  Speaker 3: account for all the money that's going to pour in man.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred percent. Actually, I will open a separate ban
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  Speaker 2: account to be called Hoity jam Count. And then when
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  Speaker 2: Mogi pays us Man, we'll go buck wildly.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still go buy some fakes. I'm gonna pay you
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  Speaker 4: in show Girls on ripper money, sweet, I was.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna transfer it into ripper money anyway. Big show for
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