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Dirty Little Secret: I Want To Hire A Male Escort! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Mixed one O two point nine plus one thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars coming up next. Are you ready dirty Little Secret?
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  Speaker 2: It's time to confess. If you got one, it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: he matter if we're doing Dirty Little Secret and I
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  Speaker 2: just reach out eight three three seven eight seven one
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  Speaker 2: o two nine, or you can reach out to me
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  Speaker 2: candas at candisan Air, which we actually are taking over
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  Speaker 2: her Instagram for the day.
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  Speaker 1: You'll finish my work stuff, so I'm gonna pass it
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  Speaker 1: back to you.
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  Speaker 2: Can you can do what you do your your borderline
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  Speaker 2: break in the bag.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know it is just bad timing. I'm done.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need my phone anymore today.
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  Speaker 2: What did you do think?
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  Speaker 3: I just had to post the Ranger sweet giveaway. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: all right, yeah it's at Mixed one two NFM.
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  Speaker 2: I'm done at candisan Air taking it over. Yeah all right,
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  Speaker 2: yeah at candissan Air. Don't forget follow her. We're taking
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  Speaker 2: this over. I'm about to I'm about to take Pooh
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  Speaker 2: for a little photo shoot down the hall. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: that's going on. You're oh, it's gonna be a whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: So if you have a secret, let us know. You
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  Speaker 2: can hit us up, call us whatever you want to do?
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  Speaker 2: You have one? What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? I need don't to tell me if I've just
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  Speaker 4: lost my mind or what.
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  Speaker 5: So my twenty year high school reunion is this fall.
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  Speaker 4: Boom, and.
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  Speaker 5: I am seriously considering hiring a hot Make sure you'll
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  Speaker 5: want to make it very clear, very hot male escort
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  Speaker 5: to be my date.
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  Speaker 2: What no, you are thinking about? Okay, I know you're
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  Speaker 2: thinking about hiring a hot male escort to be your
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  Speaker 2: date for your twenty year high school reunion.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, now, I know this sounds ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Tear me out. I was not a popular girl in
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  Speaker 4: high school.
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  Speaker 5: I was much heavier than I was, very shy, very nerdy,
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  Speaker 5: and like I basically hid for all four years and I.
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  Speaker 4: Did not go to any other reunion because I just.
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  Speaker 5: Did not want to have to like relive any of
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  Speaker 5: the garbage that was that experience. Right, But like, my
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  Speaker 5: life is very different now that I'm a full grown adult.
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  Speaker 4: And now I look a lot different. I lost like
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  Speaker 4: eight pounds, I.
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  Speaker 5: Had changed my teeth. I feel a lot more confident.
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  Speaker 5: In general. I'm very excited because I have a really
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  Speaker 5: great career.
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  Speaker 4: I you know, I provide.
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  Speaker 5: For myself and my entire life is something that I'm
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  Speaker 5: just very proud of.
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  Speaker 2: That's you had a glow up. You had a glow up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I had a serious glow up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah the twenty years I got pretty and.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, So like the thing that though, is that, like you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, like every good roum com, I don't have like
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  Speaker 5: the guy at the end of the story, and you want.
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  Speaker 2: The perfect picture. You want to show up to the
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  Speaker 2: reunion going look at me, I'm hot, I got a
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  Speaker 2: great job, I got a hot dude. Life is perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, legit because you nailed it.
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  Speaker 5: Like I know, so many of those girls that I
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  Speaker 5: went to school with, like they they did not do
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  Speaker 5: the you know, college career path, and they married and
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  Speaker 5: they have these beautiful families and beautiful children, and they're
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  Speaker 5: going to be there looking like they stepped directly out
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  Speaker 5: of an Instagram post.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Is this the worst idea ever? I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it's the worst idea ever.
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  Speaker 1: No, but their lives aren't also exactly what they look
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  Speaker 1: like on Instagram. No, No, nobody's ever exactly as they appear.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I don't know if that matters. I mean really,
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  Speaker 2: because if you're going to the reunion, and and I
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  Speaker 2: get why you would want to flex on everyone, especially
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  Speaker 2: if you, you know, back in the day you were
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  Speaker 2: considered to be quote unquote a nerd or whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and if it makes you feel better, I say, who cares.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, really, it's kind of a fun like social experiment.
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  Speaker 3: We're just like a.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like if you were going to see these
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  Speaker 2: people all the time that it'll be like, don't get
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  Speaker 2: yourself into a lie that you can't really live with.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're going to see them one want and
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  Speaker 2: done have some fun, right.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that's what I'm thinking, Like, and even if,
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  Speaker 5: like I also was just thinking, like how fun would
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  Speaker 5: it be to come up with like the backstory of
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  Speaker 5: like how we met, you know what I mean, Like
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  Speaker 5: we could have this like funny little story and it
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  Speaker 5: could be so fun. The other thing is it could
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  Speaker 5: also just be like the dumbest thing and it could
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  Speaker 5: be like so romy and Michelle, where I get so
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  Speaker 5: found out.
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  Speaker 2: That's my only concern. My only concern is for some
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  Speaker 2: and this is the kind of thing that would happen
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  Speaker 2: to me for some odd weird, crazy reason. They're like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: I hired that guy before an Yeah that's great. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I say it's fun, But at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the day, would I do it? Probably not. I
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  Speaker 2: say you go in there on it. Yeah, Like you
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  Speaker 2: go in there and you first of all, I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: you can get an attractive man who you would be
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  Speaker 2: proud of without paying him. One. Two, you sound fun,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you sound like you're a good time and
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  Speaker 2: why not. And also just be proud of being you.
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  Speaker 2: You you had a glow up with all this. It
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  Speaker 2: almost might be a bigger flex in twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 2: to say I'm having a good time. Look at me,
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  Speaker 2: I'm hot, I'm successful, and I don't eat a man.
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  Speaker 1: Right, all those posts are going around like all my
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  Speaker 1: friends are having babies and getting married and I'm out
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  Speaker 1: here booking trips or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're catching flights.
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  Speaker 3: Not feelings, you know, not the worst thing in the world.
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  Speaker 2: But do whatever you want. Listen. The only thing I
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  Speaker 2: would say, absolutely, whatever you do, tell us so we
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  Speaker 2: can get an update on it.
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  Speaker 4: Right, totally, I can't wait to tell you how it goes.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody, All right, well, let us know if you do
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  Speaker 2: or not, and have fun. With it and enjoy yourself. Really,
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  Speaker 2: it's like it should be a matter of when you're
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  Speaker 2: living your best life. You don't have to flex that
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  Speaker 2: you're living your best life. People will just feel that energy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you know, so that's what you should do.
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  Speaker 3: That's true too.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're here for the worst advice ever. Oh we
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  Speaker 2: got No, that's good advice, right, Yeah. Maybe