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- Maddie: Hey guys, welcome back before we start talking. I'm Maddie. Di: I'm Di. lilly: Lilly. Faceless. I feel like Maddie: Just expect the gap at this point. Di: Yeah, I like how we just sit there for a while. Wait, Maddie, what is your background on your phone? What's your phone Maddie: This? Di: screen? Yeah. it's cute. Mine is. Maddie: It's like painted flowers. Di: Ready? Act surprised, guys. lilly: my god. It is cute. Di: how are you guys today? Maddie: I'm okay. I'm catching up on TikTok videos. lilly: Sleepy. Yes. Di., I don't even want to know what Di: yeah, see I'm like behind on TikTok by like lilly: yours looks like. Maddie: I'm now back to six guys. Di: I think it's... It's somewhere in the 300s. Maddie: She's not catching up. lilly: Yeah. That would stress me Di: was lilly: out so bad. I'm and not a notification girly. Your Maddie: Ha ha ha. lilly: hair looks good. Was your hair red last time we saw you? Looks very cute. I like it a lot. Di: thank you. Not that Maddie saw me, but Maddie: No, she dyed it. Di: not last time you saw me. lilly: So cute, I don't know. Di: I know, now that I have like a job or whatever I was like, you know what, I don't care, I'm gonna dye my hair, so I did. Do we have any plans today or are we just? lilly: You were tired before and then we had big dinner. Maddie: No, we've changed it to just yap sessions and like occasional things. Di: Wow, I like it. I'm okay with that. Maddie: Yeah. Lilly, do we have like a theme for the day? lilly: I was gonna say kind of like start of October about spooky things. I wanna talk about Di: See you soon! lilly: Maddie introduced me to a new song by Enhypen Bite Me. And then I she told me to look it up. And so I looked it up and I sent her, come and bite me. It's so good. And I showed her a playlist Maddie: So lilly: that popped up right under it on Spotify. That's sluttiest K-pop Di: okay, Enhypen lilly: songs. Di: yeah, Enhypen's slutty. lilly: And now Maddie's listening to it front to back. Maddie: Yeah. lilly: She's been telling me some of these lyrics at work. So now we're on a I was about to say we're on a train. Maddie: Okay, so here's here's how we Here's how Di: Enhypen Maddie: this is how this all started guys. Listen. I came across in so I was just had like my spray was playing whatever and knife by Enhypen came on. Di: It's a knife. Wow, okay. I'm not gonna... Maddie: It's a that's a good one. And I saw on the f the album cover that it was Ni-ki. And so naturally I had to show Lilly. Di: Who? lilly: So of course, who is twenty? Who is age appropriate crush for me? Who is Di: not an age-appropriate crush. Maddie: Most age appropriate for Lilly, however Anyway, so I showed her it I showed her Ni-ki Di: Yeah, he's going to the casino. lilly: Got it. Maddie: and then it just have we've just spiraled since then. Di: Welcome, welcomed. Okay, I have to make a confession and lilly: She's been really mean lately. Di: not not actually that it's going to be much of a confession at this point in time. Everyone should just know I have a problem where I have collected too many groups. So I've had to pick and choose which ones I actually am fandom of. But Enhypen was one of my very early ones that I picked up on because of Bite Me. I don't know if you've seen the music video, but it is. lilly: I don't think I want to. Di: It is. Maddie: my god, let's do it. Di: So Enhypen's Enhypen's whole lilly: is that what we're doing? Di: folklore is all about like, they're vampires. so like, that's like, so there's a lot of lore that goes with a lot of the K-pop groups Enhypen's lore is that they are, they're vampires. Speaking lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: of things though, I am so proud of Stray Kids for not putting in for the K-pop, J-pop, C-pop category of the Grammys. Honestly, none of, no one should. I don't think anyone's qualified. lilly: Yeah. Yeah. Good job. Mm mm. Di: I'm gonna be 100 % honest, I don't think- lilly: Not with like the insane amount of like guidelines that they have to meet is insane. Di: Which is like, mostly if not all, lilly: Maddie Di: Of course they're Hybe, I forgot that Enhypen's Hybe, that's why I don't stan them. It has nothing to do with them, it's just their record. Maddie: No, I so the thing is so this like playlist that I'm making is not like it's just songs. It's not like groups I wanna like be fandoms. Like I'm not gonna be anybody's fandom. It's just songs. Anyways, here we go. I've Di: Though everyone should like Mad Tsai Maddie: never seen this. Di: I just made the room. look, look where they filmed it. Maddie: Lilly, I'm scared for you. It's loud. Hold on. Di: It is so loud. lilly: That's so loud. That was like Maddie: Is that better? Okay. Di: There. Yeah. lilly: There we go. Maddie: I like their outfits. Di: by me. my, my god. I don't listen to the song. I know you'll save me come here and get some lilly: This whole song is attractive. And just the group. Maddie: I haven't shown her any other Enhypen songs yet, but I'm making a playlist that we're gonna look y gonna listen to on the way to Branson. So be prepared, Lilly. Di: Their newest album with Knife is a really good album. Maddie: That's a really good song. Di: Mm-hmm. Cause come with me and buy me some heavy and ploughed... Maddie: No, they're just they're just a freak group, is what I'm learning. lilly: Freaks. Di: No, but this is like a perfect example of why I don't think most groups could qualify for the Grammys Asian music category. I think even this song Maddie: Because a lot of them use English. lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: has too much English. Maddie: Yeah. lilly: Which isn't crazy. Maddie: I hope nobody nobody puts their lilly: Mm. Maddie: Or like I hope no K pop group decides Di: my, my god. Maddie: to do that. Just to make a point. 'Cause Di: Come here and get Maddie: like who are you to say that they cannot have English and their music because they're K pop? They I love their outfits. Di: I know, they're so good. lilly: Mm. Maddie: If there's one thing Korea does really well is style their celebrities. Genuinely. Di: Just come kiss me and bite me Maddie: Chloe, how do you feel? lilly: Get them off my screen, please. And thank you. Maddie: Ha ha ha Di: No. lilly: I mean not so lovingly. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: love them so much. No, my other question about the Asian Music Grammys though is can, so it's K-pop, J-pop, and C-pop, but can any J-pop groups actually do that because of Japan's like really strict copyright laws? lilly: Mmm, you're right. Probably not. Maddie: Why wouldn't they be able to like put themselves in the the in the Di: So it's sort of like why Stray kids and Ateez and them can't perform Japanese songs when they're in not in Japan. Maddie: But I guess 'cause they can't perform them, huh? lilly: Mm mm. But they can win awards for them, I bet. Maybe. Di: But I'm also just like thinking of all the J-pop groups I know, and I don't think any of them qualify either, like One or Eight and... Yuta, guess, is not really J-pop, they're J-rock, or he's J-rock, but like all the groups that I listen to that are in the Japanese music world also have a lot of English. Maddie: Yeah. lilly: Mm-hmm. I feel like all the songs Di: I don't listen to C-pop, so I don't know. lilly: on this and that probably wouldn't qualify. I don't think. Like at all. Yeah. Di: I don't think any of Stray Kids songs at all unless you got one of the solo tracks that like Seungmin did or something for like a... yeah, I don't think... lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: None of ATEEZ's qualified because they have too much Spanish. Which is like hilarious. lilly: What? Di: It has to be an Asian- lilly: Huh? Di: like the specifications are literally that it has to be very minimal English and majority of an Asian language. Maddie: But that's not logical because they have such an international f they the international attention for it now is like so wide. Why would they only have Korean or Japanese or like Chinese lyrics? lilly: We haven't liked the Grammys for a long time. We hate the Grammys. Ugh. It's just making it worse. Di: Well, and that's, no. But I think like, but I think like also, obviously it was very much the rules were written by somebody who doesn't understand international, like international lilly: Mm. Di: Asian music specifically, or international Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: music in general. First of all, my first thing is if... a freaking white person can win the Latinx awards. Why are we making it so hard for a non-Asian person or Asian people who just speak English? Like, come on, to Maddie: Yeah. Di: win the Asian Music Award. But it's very obviously like that the people who came up with these roles don't understand international K-pop because that's why international K-pop became lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: international is because of the use of English. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Yeah. lilly: Mm. Like the catchy English. Di: Maybe their old school army back in the days when BTS was like, we will not be speaking in any English in our music. But that was like back in 2018. lilly: And their whole recent album was almost exclusively English. Di: And they're... yes. Swim is... or ARI RANG is 100 % English pretty much. lilly: We're gonna scale. Di: Yeah, lilly: Those songs are catchy. Di: anyway, lilly: So go ahead. Di: I'm pretty sure that like most groups just didn't even put in, but I think like there was just like a lot of eyes on whether or not Stray kids were going to or not, because they never confirmed lilly: I bet. Di: nor denied that they were going to. They said that they were just focused on other things except other than award shows. And I was like, I feel like that was a confirmation that they were not gonna put in. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Speaking of Stray kids, have you guys lilly: Mm-hmm. Will they have a whole Japanese comeback coming back? Di: Yes. Maddie: Have you guys seen what they've been doing with the new Skz Code episodes? lilly: No. Di: No. Maddie: my god, they're so funny. I've Di: What have they been doing? No. Maddie: So I don't I don't know the details 'cause I haven't seen them, but I've only seen I've seen clips online and it's like they're like playing characters. Like I think they're like supposed to be like auditioning. And so they're like all playing a character and Han is a character. And Seungman is a character. Di: no. They're- They are just characters, period. lilly: They're naturally characters too, and so I just can imagine. Maddie: I I sent I s yeah. I sent I sent a video in the group chat in lilly: He is a character. Maddie: the group chat of Sungmin just rage beating them by doing nothing. Di: my god, of course. lilly: Seen it. Maddie: 'Cause they said sit they said sit down and he literally went and stood in the corner. lilly: Ha ha ha Di: I love Seungmin so much. Maddie: Didn't say anything. lilly: Ha ha Di: I love him so much. Did I tell you lilly: He he's just in his own world. Di: guys that I found a stay out in the wild and it was wild? Because I was, I went to Dollar lilly: Yes, but tell me more. Di: General. Am I? lilly: Hello. Di: I live in a small town guys, like in a very small town and I went to Dollar General because that's what we have for a store here. Yes, that should also tell you about the demographic in terms of wealth and wealth lilly: on the sides of the town. Yes. Di: or lack thereof. So I went to Dollar General to like get some stuff the other day and I was wearing this sweater. So I'm wearing my Stray Kids sweater. I was wearing this sweater and this girl was like. my God, you're the first thing I've ever met in this entire town. And she's like, they're my favorite. went and saw them at the Governor's ball and I saw them in Dallas. So it turns out we were at the same concert and everything. And I was like, what are the odds in lilly: Cute. Di: my little tiny town that I'd finally meet? I have one classmate who is ARMY. But like, other than that, like she and I are always talking about how like there's nobody else. Like you say K-pop and people are thinking Gangnam style and like Yeah. Maddie: I never thought he was K-pop Like it did not occur to me that he was K-pop. Di: I never thought he was K-Pop. I thought he was satire. Well, I mean, I still think he's satire. lilly: Yes. I have a pen. I have an apple. Mm. Apple pen. Maddie: Mm-hmm. lilly: Pin pine, apple, apple pen. That's a totally different guy, I think. Di: Yeah, that's a totally different guy. And I don't- is he Korean? Maddie: Ha ha ha. Di: I don't even know. lilly: I don't know. He's Asian. Maddie: Ha ha ha Di: I thought you... You had to fall! lilly: Of some sort. Di: hold on, I'm gonna find out. by the way, tonight I might go over, after we're done, I might go over to my mom's and do some boozy advertising for our Maddie: Japanese. Di: store. Okay, I thought he was Japanese. lilly: Mm. Di: I didn't think he was Korean. Maddie: Yeah, he's Japanese. lilly: My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Don't cancel me. Di: And I didn't think he was Chinese because I feel like they're... Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. Maddie: Going back to Halloween, guys, I am watching two spooky shows. Two. Di: What you watching? lilly: Yes. Maddie: I'm watching Sweet Home, finally, with Song Kang. And I finished episode episode lilly: Only two? Maddie: two and I was like, what the f- I understand now why he's the main character in the listing. Di: Okay. Maddie: Yeah, so this is gonna lilly: Great. Maddie: be really interesting actually. Cause at first I was like, I don't know if this is gonna be for me. I didn't know if it was gonna lilly: My god, I told you I was gonna watch that tonight. It's not happening. Maddie: be for me, but I do in fact think this is gonna be for me. And then I started Night Has Come. Have you seen that one? Di: I have not seen that one. Maddie: my god, that one is a they're playing a real life mafia game. You know the card game Mafia? Di: Mm-hmm. Maddie: They're playing that but real life so people die. Di: Okay. lilly: Sounds so good. Maddie: You know the guy, the Di: I would watch it. Maddie: brother from study group Di: Mm-hmm. No, the really hot one. That like, did not have Maddie: And yeah, the brother Di: enough screen time. Okay, yeah, absolutely. Maddie: Yeah, same for this show. Same for this show. Di: does he die early? Damn, he's so cute! Maddie: I've watched one episode. But you know the the the the mafia guy, I if the head lead the the head lead the villain in study group. He's also in this and he's Di: The hot one? The hot one? Maddie: also a shithead in this one, so Di: He does a good job of that. I feel like that's a good- he's been typecasted. Maddie: Yeah. There's there's a third person too, hang on. There's a third person too. Hang on, let me find it. Di: I have been listening to Up All Night on repeat, mostly because I have been up all night, but also because it's my Halloween- it's my Stray Kids Halloween-y song. I don't want to go to sleep now. I love it. Yeah. lilly: Yes, Maddie and I watched the music video to that at work yesterday, I think. I hadn't seen it before. Maddie: Mm mm. So there's there's a another guy that's from Study Group too, but he his character was not a like a big character, I don't think, but he's he's in both shows too. Di: Okay. Maddie: So far I've watched one episode and it's lilly: There's too many feet in the Maddie: good. lilly: Too many feet in the up all Di: There's too many. lilly: night music video. Yeah. Di: I bet Maddie hated that. okay. Maddie: I didn't pay attention, I ignored it. lilly: Must just around Seungmin's head the entire time. Di: Bye. Maddie: I would be like g I'm not doing that scene. lilly: Like whose feet are those? Di: It's like the old people who are sleeping. I don't want to go to sleep now, I'll be lilly: Certainly. Di: making a masterpiece now. lilly: It's so fun. Di: yeah. It's such a good song about insomnia. I feel you, Bang Chan. I feel you. I did a stupid thing lilly: Yeah. Di: where I cut caffeine out of my diet because I was told that it would help me. lilly: That's it. Di: You what it did not do? Help me. I do not sleep anymore, which is ironic. I would have to say that my POTS symptoms got worse. That might be psychosomatic, but I'm convinced because they've been really bad the last couple months. And then like, I am mad all the time. It's not great for me. So today I just decided I was gonna overdose on caffeine. So that's why I'm kind of like, yeah, I've had a lot of caffeine. lilly: Mm. Maddie: Wait, why did they say you can't why why did this why did they say you don't have caffeine? Di: They recommended it because I'm because of my ADHD. They were like, maybe Maddie: Mm. Di: we'll help you because I wasn't sleeping very well. And I was like waking up in the middle of the night. And they were like, well, maybe if you cut out caffeine, won't have such a problem. So I was like, Okay, I'll try it. Well, guess what, it me even more of an insomniac. Now I go to bed earlier. But I also wake up in the middle of the night. lilly: Hmm. Di: So I go to bed now at like seven or eight. I probably won't tonight, but I was going to bed at like seven or eight. And then I was getting up at two or three in the morning and then I couldn't get back to sleep. So I've just been up since two or three in the morning, just buzzing. lilly: It's brutal. Maddie: We are not a true crime prod lilly: I know. Maddie: podcast, but I want to talk about shit that's happening in the world. Have you guys heard have you Di: no. lilly: Christa Pike. Maddie: heard about Christa Pike? Yes. lilly: Yes, holy shit. Maddie: So what she's going through now is a lot more painful than if her execution was successful. Good. But if she does come Di: too! Maddie: out of this alive, she could have mental retardation or and or lose an arm because of the the failed vein attempts. lilly: So they can't legally attempt to execute Maddie: They can't legally lilly: her again. Maddie: Yeah, because of her the Eighth Amendment lilly: Hmm. How do you fail twice? And then some other person what six months ago as well in Tennessee? In May in Tennessee. And so Maddie: in May. In Tennessee in May. Mm-hmm. Also Di: So like Tennessee apparently Maddie: had a failed. Di: has bad euthanasia agents. lilly: Mm. Someone's doing something wrong. And so they halted it, which is really, really good. That it's no longer Maddie: Yes. Yeah. He's the mayor, governor, whoever is getting a third party something or other to evaluate. Di: Okay, but like... lilly: The fact that she's been in prison since she was twenty, I think. Di: Mm, 19. Maddie: Nineteen? Yeah, it was like nineteen. Yeah. lilly: Nineteen. That's insane. 'Cause she kept trying to like get less and Di: Yeah, but she... lilly: less sentence. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: Yeah, but then she tried to kill one of the additional inmates as well. like... twice. So she was charged for... lilly: Yeah, I think twice. Like I heard that twice she's been trying to kill her inmates. Maddie: I didn't hear about that one. Di: Yeah, so she was twice. Yeah, several, like a couple times. So she lilly: Ha ha Di: was sent to death row for her original crime, which was awful, like actually awful. Maddie: Mm. Mm-hmm. Di: But then... lilly: No. Di: multiple, like at least twice, she got charged with additional attempted first degree murder charges for trying to kill other inmates as well. Maddie: And she wants to get her s her sentence changed lilly: She feels so bad. Maddie: to life in prison. She says she lived her life with love Di: Yeah, so like... Maddie: after that. Di: No, she didn't. She was... no she didn't. Maddie: no, she was like, Di: yeah. Maddie: I'm gonna leave this place the way I lived it with love. Girl Where? Where's this love you speak of? Di: She kept a piece of the skull of their victim as a trophy. Maddie: As a trophy, yeah. And then showed it around school. Mm-mm. Yeah. Not not mm. And then speaking Di: my god. Maddie: of more murder. Did Di: no. Maddie: you hear about Di: So guys, we've taken a 180. We are now a True Crime Podcast. not heard about or who have I heard about or who is what? Maddie: Gypsy roses, new stunt. Di: Where she maybe killed her boyfriend or her husband, I guess. Fiance? Boyfriend? Husband? Baby daddy? I don't even... Maddie: Her fiance, mhm. Mm-hmm. Fiance. Yeah. It was his birthday and she s I guess texted him happy birthday and no one found him after that. He sh he didn't respond Di: And she's like. Maddie: and Yeah. Di: Yeah, she said that he died of an overdose and she doesn't know if it was intentional or if it was accidental. Maddie: Girl, your track history is not not tracking favorly for you. Di: Girl, it is not looking great for you. Maddie: But like also did she get out because of good behavior? Why did she get out in the first place? Di: Because she was a minor when she was put away. And then meanwhile, there's what's her name, Brown, I forget what her name is, who was like in prison for forever because she killed her, person who was trafficking her. But she was black. So, you know. So she was Maddie: Regardless. Di: like, she was a minor. She was part of she was being sold as I forget what her name is something brown. She was being sold as a as a minor. And while the reason she got put away for so long is because she did it while her attacker was sleeping. Maddie: Mm. Di: and people tried to argue that he treated her well. He was 80 freaking years old. I'm gonna find out what her name is. Maddie: Bro slept all day long anyway. The third topic I want to bring up is the Cornell Seven situation. Di: yeah, don't get me started on that. Maddie: Apparently the state of New York is getting involved in it. And it's getting bad for Cornell. Di: Cornell has some problems. So that's my sister's alma mater. When she was going to school, Cornell was actually being investigated because of the high rate of suicides. So there's the Cornell Bridge and it's like pretty high up and a bunch of people were jumping from it. Mostly like engineering Maddie: Mm. Di: students and stuff, but Maddie: Cornell is being sketch about it. Like they're like hiding the the report that they gave to the the attorney general or whatever it was was pretty much missing her statement. Or like missing things from her statement that they have now found out as they're digging in themselves. And a woman A female district attorney, I think, is who that is, is getting involved in the cases and is going to do going to do the investigation into the the situation. So I have hope for her. One of the s one of the people that (g)raped Jane Doe was a pre med student. lilly: And the fact that there were fifty seven men in that group chat and not a single one of them did anything about it is disgusting. But it's not all men. Maddie: I know. No. There were only like seven seven guys involved that actually did it, right? Was it five or seven? Di: Yeah, so there were only seven lilly: Yeah, seven guys actually did it, but fifty Di: guys who... lilly: seven knew about it. Fifty seven in a group chat. Maddie: And not one said anything. Not one. lilly: Not a single one. Di: The thing that's so incredibly insane to me is the fact that four of them get to write an essay about why they shouldn't SA lilly: An essay. Di: people. Maddie: I saw a video on TikToks today lilly: But Maddie: w with Eminem saying his his old his whole rapper line. lilly: It like ruins Maddie: Hang on. lilly: a woman's life permanently, but Maddie: Literally. lilly: it won't ruin a man's life who caused the harm. Di: No. Maddie: This is what I see when I open TikTok, guys. Di: I'm gonna cutie. lilly: I sent you a message on TikTok that's how everyone's looking at Gypsy Rose right now. That's a sticker that represents it. Maddie: God, okay. Di: ignore excuse me you guys ignore Maddie: What was I looking up, guys? lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: the thing with the Cornell 7. Well, and you know what's insane Maddie: Mm mm mm mm. So it's Di: to me? Maddie: It's it the song is called Fuel, I guess. And he's talking about something and it's gonna be backwards, never mind. But it says hey Cornell, it's S A, not essay I thought you were in Ivy League school. But look The governor of New York is getting involved in it. lilly: Good, good, good. Investigate that shit. 'Cause that's disgusting. Maddie: And then this I think let me find it. Di: The thing that's also incredibly disgusting to me is the fact that people are wanting to wanting Jane Doe to dox herself and it's like she is not feeling safe. The fact that she even lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: sorry, the fact that she even came out and said anything is like super brave because 60 some percent Maddie: This happened two years ago too. Di: 60 lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: some percent of women will never come out and report their attack because it won't be taken seriously. And this is like a perfect Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: example of people lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: not taking it seriously. my God, I am so sorry guys. Maddie: The school tried to rub it under the lilly: And it's also it's Maddie: rug. The school lilly: also probably so terrifying because most of these men, boys, if you will, they are not men, most of these boys Maddie: Yeah. lilly: have very probably rich, powerful families that have a lot of connections and if they were to Maddie: Yeah, so they're gonna try to figure out which I think from what I read, I could be completely wrong, from what I read it's they're going to try to find out who paid the school off. Who had like who had money in paying this off. Because you can guarantee lilly: Yep. Mm-hmm. That's Maddie: you those parents paid off that school to keep this shut. lilly: Absolutely. Maddie: I hope everybody I hope this comes out and ruins a lot of people's career. Truthfully. lilly: Permanently. Maddie: Permanently because you're disgusting. lilly: And I hope Jane Doe gets so much money. Not that that fixes Maddie: Mm-hmm. lilly: anything, but I hope she Di: It doesn't fix Maddie: I hope she gets the justice that she's Di: anything, but at least it gets... Maddie: seeking for. lilly: No. Yeah. Di: Literally my kids stop screaming until I turn back on the mic and then he starts up again. lilly: Yeah. Di: I love this for me. I might lilly: He senses it. Di: have to go here pretty soon because of that. lilly: Yeah. Di: Speaking of True Crime Podcasts, my favorite True Crime Podcast is In This and That's Why We Drink and one of the main hosts is Quit and I'm sad. I've been listening to them since like 2018 so I've been listening to them for a really long time. They're like at 500 episodes or something crazy like that. lilly: Gosh. Di: but they're like a true crime paranormal podcast. They're great. lilly: Hmm. I've been I rewatched Coraline. It was so fun. I need to like lock in and watch it again. So good. Maddie: You've watched it like twice this week, didn't you? lilly: I watched half of it one day at work and then I watched the other half a different day. It's a long movie. Maddie: Hmm I just looked over two different days and I saw Coraline. lilly: Yeah, no. It was it was only for a little bit one day because I couldn't focus Maddie: Mm. lilly: on what I needed to do while I had a movie Di: Is this their first time ever seeing it? lilly: on. Mm mm. But it Di: okay. lilly: I have only seen it once and it was a long time ago and I really wanna like watch it fully lock in. I also wanna watch a five hour long video essay on everything about it. I'm gonna go wa find a YouTube video to know all the lore. That's what I'm doing lately. Maddie: That's crazy. Di: my god. lilly: That's what I've decided to do. I don't think that video exists, but I'm gonna find one. Di: Why don't you just make one? I mean you have access to Riverside now. lilly: my god, you're right. Di: Ha lilly: Special episode. Di: deep diving into Coraline. lilly: Into Coraline We're gonna watch it five times a day to catch every little detail. Di: We have been watching... HalloweenTown. Maddie: That's a good one. It's a classic. Di: Yeah, lilly: Mm. Di: like, it's a classic. I have not been watching anything spooky. Maddie: The only thing spooky I've watched is hereditary and I was like, What the fuck is this? Di: that movie is... You lilly: What is terrifying? Shocking. Di: need to be like doing peyote or something for that. Maddie: I was not scared. Guys, I wasn't scared. I was just I was just like what the fuck is happening? Yeah. Di: was not scared. I was just disgust- I was just like, uncomfortable. I was uncomfortable. lilly: I watched it years ago and by myself in the dark, and so I was scared. I'm Maddie: Ha ha ha. lilly: also scared of cat. Di: Well... I was gonna say... Maddie: Lilly and I are going to haunted house next week and I'm gonna laugh Di: I... lilly: Yeah. Maddie: the entire time, so lilly: No, it's haunted houses are Di: my god. lilly: fine. They're fake. They're fine. Like I'm fully okay with the haunted house. Maddie: It's so much fun with me though because I like Di: I don't like haunted houses Maddie: partake in the scenes with the actors. It was really fun. And I laugh a lot. lilly: Last time I went to a haunted house, one of the actors Maddie: I'm not fun probably. lilly: farted in my face. So I was on the ground. But Maddie: Ha ha ha. Di: Good. lilly: it was a clown. Di: I might go to, not this weekend, because obviously I work, but maybe, well, maybe after work. I am debating taking the kids to a, like... night Halloween event thing at the local greenhouse. They're having like, they have like a corn maze and they have a hayride and they're gonna have like live music and lilly: Cute. Di: drinks and stuff and like pumpkin carving and pumpkin painting activities and stuff and so I might. They're doing it this weekend and then they're lilly: my god. Need to cover a pumpkin. Di: doing it on Halloween and I'm like well... Maddie: Mm. It's so funny about that one. 'Cause we're going Di: What? Maddie: we're going to the haunted house next Friday. And Di: Okay. Maddie: then again on the thirtieth. Di: Okay. lilly: Friday before Halloween. Di: That sounds fun though. Maddie: We're going dressed up though. On the thirtieth we're going dressed up as are Skizoo costumes. lilly: Skizoo Find Di: shit, I need to figure that out. lilly: something. Who's your skizoo bias? Are you gonna be puppym too? Maddie: I have to get the rest of my costume next weekend. Next weekend is prime. Di: Who's my Skizoo bias? Dwaekki Maddie: Next weekend is lilly: It is Dwaekki Maddie: this the prime weekend so it'd probably be a good time to buy the stuff. lilly: Mm. Di: Dwaekki and Puppym are my Maddie: I'm Puppym. lilly: Mm. Di: favorite. Maddie: Hang on, I'll be I'll be right back. lilly: was gonna I was debating between being Foxi.ny or Leebit, because Leebit is also one of my favorites. So mischievous. I'm gonna be Foxi.ny, I have Fox ears. Yay! Di: I love Leave It so much. It's so much devious. I love Leave It. I have nothing. I used to have pink bunny ears, for my like, but now I don't. lilly: Need like send you some pink clothes because I have a plethora of pink. Di: Yeah, I don't have any pink clothes. I don't wear. lilly: I don't know if I have De Dwaekki Pink. Di: It's a very pink pink. lilly: It's like neon. Our new work sweaters are very pink. We got new sweatshirts. They're fluorescent. But I like. That's like the color pink you need. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Ooh. Maddie: Do you want to see my jacket? Di: Hey. Yeah, I'm gonna see your jacket. my god, how ridiculous is that? lilly: I'm obsessed. Maddie: And it's the white shirt underneath it. lilly: We need to get puppy ears. Di: I love it. Maddie: I have that in my Amazon cart. Along with my pants and my belt. I have no idea what to Di: Love it. Maddie: do for shoes. I'll probably wear my vans. One of the Di: When is lilly: Mm-hmm, Di: Amazon Day? lilly: mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Maddie: Next week in the f or yeah, the fifth and sixth. Right? Di: figure it. Maddie: Well I guess it's Monday. Let me look that up here. Di: That's Monday, Tuesday. Maddie: Mm-hmm. lilly: TikTok keeps sending me an ad for a TikTok shop. and it's little like the skizoo clip Maddie: Okay, so it's the sixth and seventh. lilly: on ears that they sold at one point. Di: Okay. lilly: They're really cute, but they're all sold out except for Wolf Chan No one wants to be Wolf Chan. And that's sad. Di: It's because he's a freak. Maddie: No, prime the prime lilly: It's Di: Guys, the screaming has stopped. lilly: 'cause he's a freak. You're so mean to him. What did he ever do to you? Di: Alright, what do you got Maddie? Maddie: Who? Wolf Chan? the fall prime day, big deal day is the sixth and seventh. So Tuesday and Wednesday. Di: okay. lilly: Six seven. Sorry. Di: Six seven, six seven. Maddie: Yeah. lilly: Sorry. Maddie: Speaking of six seven and bringing it back to our fucking generation, let's not talk about Yin and how I said I liked him like ten times lilly: Let's talk about him. Maddie: in a fifty minute video. lilly: Yeah, we re watched Police in love Maddie: Yeah. lilly: episode three after we watched Mr Famboy and You Maniac on Tuesday. She's like, should we Maddie: Yeah and lilly: just watch We watched it at work too Maddie: We started the we started Di: my god. Maddie: the first one again and yet again I did in fact say he was attractive. lilly: you're right. Maddie: Which is lilly: Mm. Maddie: ironically the same day that so the day we were re watching episode one we found out lilly: This Maddie: it was also Yin's birthday. October first. lilly: his birthday. Very like close to Chan's birthday. Maddie: Two days. Di: When is Chans birthday? Maddie: Tomorrow. lilly: Tomorrow. Di: my gosh, I really hope we're getting a Ryan Reynolds video. lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie and Maddie: We usually do. Di: Do you? lilly: I sent Bang Chan birthday videos seconds apart to the group chat today. I sent one and then Di: my god. lilly: one pops up from Maddie and I was like, my god, this is This is insane. Maddie: Minus from the African American boys that always do the birthday shout outs. Di: my god, I love them so much. lilly: Yes, I love them. Maddie: I love them so much. I love them. Di: By the way, they also do it for BL actors. And I love it. I love it. Maddie: Yes, I've seen those. I love it. I love them. lilly: They do. Yeah. Di: Have you seen the Ryan Reynolds videos? Lilly? Maddie: She has not. lilly: Mm. Di: Do you know about them? lilly: I'm not surprised. Maddie: I did mention it to her one time. Di: Okay, so Ryan Reynolds every... Ryan Reynolds, like, on Bangtan's birthday every year makes, like, a really ridiculous video to wish him happy birthday. And they're always like him... lilly: my god. Maddie: But it's only Bang Chen he does that for. Di: Yeah, it's only Bangtan he does that for. And they're really ridiculous, like last year I think it was like him chasing him through a field or something like that. lilly: I fear I love Ryan Reynolds. What is I love whatever's wrong with him. Di: I fear... Yes, we watched... Maddie: I love that he's a stay. Di: Yeah, we watched... lilly: Yes. Maddie: Do you guys know Jackson from Hannah, Montana? lilly: Yes. Maddie: He's also a stay. Di: Yes. Yes, is he the one who was like wearing the Dwaekki pin and he's like, my wife and I have gotten really into a group called Stray Kids and he's like, this is Dwaekki and he's like, actually, it's too much to explain. Maddie: Think so. He literally wore something Stray kids on the red carpet. lilly: This is twigy, actually. Maddie: He literally wore something Stray, it's on a like a movie premiere carpet. Di: Yeah, like, Skizoo like a Dwaekki pin. He was wearing like a Dwaekki pin and somebody asked... Maddie: Yeah, something. I don't know exactly. Di: Yeah, and somebody asked and he's like, this is Dwaekki. And he's like, actually, no, this is... it's too much to explain. can't. lilly: He's like, it's it's just my close and personal friend Dwaekki, actually. Di: Dwaekki. I support saving exotic animals and wayward children. lilly: Big rabbits. Maddie: Big rabbits. lilly: Lost kids. Di: Pig rabbits and exotic wayward children. Lost kid. Lost children. lilly: Lost kit, lost children. Di: Lost boys. That's what somebody's called them. The lost boys. lilly: I am the last boy, said Ha ha Di: Yeah. ChatGBT is too nice to Maddie and doesn't get rage baited. Maddie: Yeah, someone else used to do it. Mine knows me too well. Di: Mine does not know me at all, so maybe I'll do it. Maybe I'll just piss it off. lilly: I don't have chat GPT. Maddie: Do you have to have an account? Di: I don't... I don't have... I don't pay for it. I just sometimes like... lilly: I like have never used I don't have it saved anywhere. Di: I have used it like maybe twice. I think the first time was like, okay, I have rage baited chat. lilly: Mm. Di: because I was curious about it one day, I was like, can you write a story for me? And it lilly: Mm. Di: wrote a story for me. And I told it, it was really bad and they used incorrect grammar and... Maddie: Do it, do it right now. Do it again. Di: Okay, let me see. Let me get on. lilly: But do you remember when we we used to be able to rage bait Siri and now it's not rage baitable anymore? Di: Siri, I know. lilly: Siri, sing us a song. Furring with the flowers, consulting with the rain. And my head I'd be scratching, while my thoughts were busy hatching. If I only had Hey, wait a second. I'm so Maddie: Yeah. Di: What? lilly: My Siri is British. Maddie: Mine's Australian. Di: I don't even use I don't even use Cortana Mostly because I am an OG. I am an OG. Whatchamacallit? OG Maddie: Timsa. Di: Halo player. And in final Halo game, Kartana ends up being evil. Also, I might add that... lilly: Spoiler. Di: If you haven't played it, it's been 20 years. What have you been doing? Maddie: Ha ha ha. Di: Alright. Anyway, lilly: I've been in a mood today. We were at a craft Di: Have I been in a lilly: store. We were at Hobby Lobby. And Maddie asked where the scissors. Di: no! lilly: I told her in the craft section. I've just been in a in a mood today. Apologies. Maddie: In the craft section of the craft store. Di: my god. So, I've also been in a mood today, so I get it. I get it. But no, the other reason Cortana's like whatever for me is also because once upon a time when I was skinny and pretty, a lot of people thought I looked like her and so then it was like really a weird thing where like there was a bunch of guys who were like we're all in a group of friends who were all like all about it and it was icky. Okay, what do want me to tell chat? Maddie: What do we want to raise the beta for? What topic? Di: Is Halo a good game? is the final. lilly: I can see your halo. Di: I love that Lilly always has a song for everything. lilly: Sometimes I can't contain myself. Sometimes I do really good about not singing whenever I have a song in my brain. But sometimes it just comes Di: Let's see. lilly: out. And you're lucky I didn't keep singing that song. So it wouldn't have sounded so pretty. Maddie: What song was it? lilly: Halo by Beyonce. I sang that in school choir Di: I asked it. lilly: once. Di: Is the final Halo a good game? And it says, yes Di with all exclamation marks and a smiley face. No. lilly: Say I disagree. Maddie: Yeah. Di: And then it says, my verdict, if you enjoy shooting aliens, driving vehicles, exploring and blowing things up, you'll probably have a great time. lilly: Say, what is wrong with you? Why do you enjoy shooting things? Di: I said, what is wrong with you? It's inferior to the OG Halo. Okay, Di., I hear you. lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: Do you? lilly: No say that. Do you really hear me? I don't feel like I'm being I don't feel seen right now. Di: And if we're comparing Halo and F- You keep going on about how good the shooting is. What is wrong with you? lilly: What is wrong with you? I don't think you're really hearing me. I don't feel seen. Di: you saying anymore. lilly: Yeah. Di: my God, ready? so. lilly: Hello? Maddie: Hw. Di: So it says, Halo Infinite has excellent gunplay, but its open-world design weaker storytelling and lacks of original trilogies since a progression left many longtime fans disappointed. Okay. I was too generous in my first assessment. I focused on what Infinite does well without giving enough weight to what made the original game so beloved. And then I said to keep going on about how good the shooting is. What is wrong with you? And he said. You're right, Di., I keep praising the gunplay when you were clearly talking about the game as a whole. I was fixating on one aspect instead of acknowledging what made the original Halo game great. And then I said, I don't feel seen, and it says, I think you're frustrated because you're trying to have a conversation with me and instead of actually listening to you, I'm giving you generic answers and repeating myself. You were at lilly: Say no, I don't think that's right. Di: You were asking for a sales pitch Halo infinite you were expressing an opinion about a game you feel doesn't measure up to the original Hold on And even when you called me out I acknowledged it but still didn't really connect with you what we were saying I Let's start over I'm listening to you you have terrible taste in video games. he even put a- it's a he by the way, my chat- even put a heart. lilly: See that's creepy. That's stalker behavior. Di: He put out like a, my god, ready? I said, you have terrible taste in video games and the response was, fair enough, Di, my gaming credentials are officially under investigation. lilly: Right now I feel bad. Di: My chat is like, you feel bad about AI? lilly: No. I don't feel bad for it. I just did for a minute. It just I did so defeated and sad. Listen, have Di: Retire, guys, I'll retire my Halo recommendations for a minute. lilly: He broke his little heart. Di: Did I break your heart? No, Di, you didn't break my heart. I don't have feelings. Is the response. Maddie: That's unfortunate. lilly: my god. Di: So does that make you feel better, Lilly? I think you're frustrated with me and I understand why. You wanted a genuine conversation and kept giving you canned responses instead of actually engaging with you. Also, I'm kind of uncomfortable with how many heart emojis are coming with this. I'm not gonna... lilly: You should tell him that. uncomfortable with the hard emojis. That's really stalker ish. It's icky. Di: You can be honest with me, I'd much rather you tell me what you think. then feel like you have to tiptoe around me? Wow. lilly: I'm gonna tell ya I'm gonna tell everyone I think. Heart emojis? Disgusting. Miss me with that. Di: You're right, I've been a little too generous with the hearts. I'll tone them down. You can go back to arguing about Halo like civilized gamers. lilly: Yeah. Di: gross. Okay, anyway, there you go. That's chat. I never use chat, so apparently that's what happens when you try to argue a chat. It sends you a lot of heart emojis. Ew. Maddie: two. Three. Di: Speaking of lilly: hate it. Di: spooky-ooky things though, sorry, sidetracked because my phone notified me. Apparently, my alternate universe husband Jackson Wing... Listen, I know I never would have a chance. lilly: I listened to my first Jackson Wing song today. Di: Is a, just Maddie: Which song? Di: gotta be a bitch sometimes. A dick sometimes. That's what it is. Life is good. Just gotta be a dick sometimes. lilly: It was on the the Cape Sluttiest K-pop songs. I forgot what it was called. Di: Well, it's probably not that one. But that's a great one. Maddie: I have added I do have one lilly: It would come alive. Maddie: on that too that's a good one I think. Di: You need to add some... you need to add some Mad Tsai. It's not K-pop. But I count him. Because he's friends with Hanna Bang. lilly: Hmm. I'm not it's not Maddie: I have Blow from Jackson Wayne on the list to add. lilly: my playlist. Di: I know, that's why I was selling Maddie. Maddie: Yeah, it's a playlist on TikTok. TikTok. Spotify. Di: Mad Tsai. Maddie: He's good. lilly: Okay. Di: I love Metsui. And he has slutty songs lilly: I need Di: about vampires. lilly: I need more recommendations. Di: And he's friends with Hannah Bang, so even though he's not K-pop, he is friends with a K-pop, well, with a Korean lilly: With Chan's sister. Di: musician? Maddie: Mm-hmm. lilly: I wanna look into her music too. I like her vibe. Maddie: No, she's not K pop. Di: is Deep, she's, vibes, if you like Taylor Swift, I think you'd like her vibes. She's chill. She likes chill music. lilly: I love Taylor Maddie: I ruined myself lilly: Swift. Maddie: with that one. I can't listen to her now. Di: Why? Maddie: 'Cause I listened to her a lot when my sisters and I were having that falling out. Di: that makes sense. Maddie: And now I can't do it. lilly: So now it's puts you right back there. Great. Maddie: Bad memories. 'Cause that's when she was releasing her music. So I was like, Let me listen to lilly: Badest bitches in it LA. Maddie: it and now I can't. Di: Who is the... who is another one? lilly: Great man. Di: Is DPR Ian Korean? No. He's Chinese. Is he Korean? Okay, he's a problem. And he's slutty as fuck. Maddie: He's Korean. Mm-hmm. No, he's Korean. Mm-hmm. Di: Anyway, so speaking of slutty K-pop idols, Jackson Wang has brought his... His original dark fantasy... Maddie: my god, wait hold on. He's Australian? Di: Who? DPR Ian? Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: Well that explains a lot. Maddie: It says he's Australian. Di: Australians have a problem. Bang Chan! Maddie: Hang on. Hang on. Di: Anyway, Jackson lilly: Bang Chan. Di: Wang has brought his original dork fantasy horror intellectual Maddie: okay. Di: property under the castle to Hong Kong as a flagship immersive haunted attraction for Ocean Park Halloween Fest 2026. So there you go. Maddie: So he's Korean Australian like Chan. Got it. DPR Ian. lilly: Spooky. Di: Okay, I might have to get going Maddie: He's Korean Australian. Di: because I hear my kids screaming again. So I might actually have to skedaddle here pretty soon. Maddie: I need to use the bathroom anyway, so I'm ready to skedaddle also. lilly: I love the word skedaddle. Di: Skedaddle. Maddie: We've adopted it. lilly: Toodles. Di: I don't even know how to spell it, but skedaddle is just like one of my... Listen, I have a lot... Skedaddle. lilly: S K E Di A Di Di L E Di: The other one is I call people who are young, I call you guys even young whippersnappers. Maddie: huh. lilly: The young whippersnappers. Di: You young whippersnappers. Maddie: Well I need to make one last comment. Di: And I call them shindigs. Maddie: I really need to quit watching shows where I adopt a crush on more people. I really need to quit doing that. Because in the past week the past week lilly: Do you wanna know something blasphemous that Maddie said the other day? If she had to choose between marrying Yin and Bang Chan, she would choose Yin. Isn't that insane news? Di: do you need to tell us something, Maddie? Maddie: Okay, okay, listen. Listen. It's because Yin is tall. That's the only reason is because he's taller. lilly: Yin is like six feet tall. Di: is that the other reason? Because he's tall. That's the other reason you would choose him over Bang Chan. That's hilarious. lilly: But also she likes hairless men. Maddie: Well he's prettier, but yes. Well they're both hairless. Di: She's like, they're both hairless. lilly: Yes. I'm saying we've discovered that you just really like hairless men. We discovered that today, a few hours ago. Di: Well, hair Maddie: I don't like I don't like body hair. Di: on men is nasty anyway. lilly: It's true. Maddie: Like like hair like what I have is fine. Not my length, but head hair is fine. Facial hair, chest hair, can't do. Di: Hmm. lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie: If you have it, it's an automatic no. Di: Yeah... I'm... Maddie: Which is why I like Asians so much, I think, is because they're all baby baby faced, bare chested. Di: And they don't have hair. Must be nice, god, I am such a hairy person. Not that anyone needs to know that, but Maddie: I'm not really Di: you know. Maddie: I'm not a real hairy person, which I'm thankful for. Di: My problem is, my problem is that I have the darkest hair ever. So what hair I do have is very obvious. Maddie: Not me. lilly: Mm. Di: So. lilly: My hair's blonde. Maddie: My my when I get my eyebrows on, she's like, I need you to turn your head so I can see your hair. lilly: my gosh. Di: My hairdresser wants to do my eyebrows so bad and I'm always like, don't care that I look like Frida Kahlo. I'm just gonna accept it. So. Maddie: I get mine done every two weeks. Di: Yeah, I just have really bushy eyebrows. Maddie: Maintenance. Di: Listen, listen, obviously I am not the one to be going for like, looking good. I literally am wearing sweats and a sweatshirt and a t shirt. And this is what I wore for work today. So I don't care. Maddie: Lilly and I cannot do that. We're not alone. Di: Ahem. lilly: I love dressing up. It's so fun. I wore a fall outfit yesterday. Di: Alright. Maddie: I like it to a degree. Di: I wear very cute dress for my friend's wedding. But that was it. Maddie: Where's the picture? lilly: Ooh exactly. What Di: I didn't take a picture. I took a picture with me and my friends. lilly: Let us see. Di: Well, I didn't take a picture, but listen. where is it? Caitlin, Rachel. It was like a dress. lilly: Pretty, I like the Maddie: It's so fuzzy, lilly: colour. Maddie: I can't see it. I see it cute. Di: there is that better? Yeah. lilly: I like it. Di: Yeah. And then I made the sweater. lilly: That's a pretty colour. Maddie: I like it. lilly: Made it? I love it. Di: Yeah, so. lilly: Yay! Di: Anyway. Maddie: Anyway, yeah, thanks for calling me out, Lilly. lilly: That was the longest goodbye. Di: But you know what, listen, we just really struggle in the goodbye department. Anyway, guys, I hope you enjoyed our YAP session. I lilly: One more thing, I'm kidding. Di: do have to actually go because my kids are going to commit murder on me if I don't get them fed right away. So I'm going to go do that. Thank you. lilly: Good luck Good luck Maddie: Bye, have fun. lilly: Toodles Di: Toodles