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#145: Prom Ride (2015) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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No. What's your least?
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Favorite scary movie, about the good, the bad, the ugly, and the
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Absurd, and all of our favorite and least favorite.
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And maybe it's because we believe every horror movie
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rightfully, has its fanbase, even if we don't always get it.
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My name is Travis. My name is Jessie and we're
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back. I live uncut and mostly and
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drawn with another to be or not to be boy.
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Monthly bonus Series where we go to, to be.
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And we pick out a movie that neither of us has seen.
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Or if we have seen it, we don't remember having seen it so far
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that hasn't happened. Yeah, we shoot for new.
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So this month, I chose Something on theme.
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Yeah, because if we hadn't found this movie, it was going to be
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Jersey Shore Massacre. So I would have been fine with
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that too, but I might be what happens in a couple months when
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it's my turn to pick again. Yeah, you were looking around
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and you're like, I can't find any problem movie.
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So I just Googled prom horror movies and wasn't in the horror
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section. I just, you know, Google told me
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to be with this one came up, and we watched the trailer and the
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rest is history. Yes, indeed.
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It was so prom ride. So prom so prom ride this movie
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was released April 24th 2015. You can watch it on to be and
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that's all I'm telling you guys because this is her to be or not
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to be. We're highlighting the streaming
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service. Yeah.
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Although I could tell you what else you can find, I mean there
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are other places problem. Ride was written and directed by
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cosima. Lakey, I'm hoping I pronounce.
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That correctly music. No, I don't have a composer.
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But we have the producer of the featured songs and if you're
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wondering, if it's, if he produced the song, did he did.
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Okay, Keith Harris and working you guys, I just want you all to
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be prepared. That there is a ridiculous
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lip-sync scene in this movie, that is amazing.
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And everybody needs to watch the first 15 minutes of this movie,
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at least, just because it's so fucking stupid and fun and Don't
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know it. You just gotta do it.
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Special effects makeup by Eric, s Wilson.
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Starring Heather page, cone is Alejandra.
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Omar Gooding, is vain if you're saying any relation to Cuba
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Gooding jr. Yes, yes.
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Really. That's a little brother.
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Oh, really. Yes.
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Did we don't even see a face to e at the end?
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Well, I'm at the beginning. Hmm.
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Remember he's the initial chauffeur.
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Oh, that's him. That's his younger brother.
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Yep, smoothie gets better and better.
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Victoria Levine as Leah. No and Nevins is Kennedy.
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Deanna pack is Junie? Joey rich is Parker ariela.
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Rose is Priscilla. Joy Simone.
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A CN Byron. Thomas is Wally and Davian st.
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Clair also performed as vain. I'm assuming he was some of the
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Mask probably their bodies. Yeah, the guy that's in the mask
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does not have the same body structure.
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Yeah, Cuba Gooding. Cute Cuba Gooding jr.
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So jr. Omar Gooding.
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Is the actor in this movie? Okay, that's Cuba Gooding jr.
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Is little brother. I wish that they'd is not a
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junior. I wish his name is Cuba.
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Cuba. You wanted you?
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You want to George Foreman situation going on.
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Okay. Except more ridiculous.
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Gonna go Island. Keep it.
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Keep a junior. Oh my God.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Budget or Baghdad. Do you actually have a budget
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budget or bug Ted do? I don't know, the production
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value on this thing is. So off the charts, it's got to
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be budget, right? It is so bug.
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Ted that I have no budget and I think I had nothing.
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I have no gross, nothing. I'm pretty sure that they asked
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the actors to bring their own filming equipment for this.
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They had them Gout like, they're like a dress from their closet.
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Yeah. I mean there, they probably have
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their own wardrobe, they probably are recording on their
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own phones and some of them haven't have camcorders and this
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has happened on other sets to. I remember PJ Souls provided her
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own wardrobe for rock and roll high school.
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That's totally fine. Because it works their total
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here. Totally, but here is is one
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where it doesn't work out. So well.
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So then you kind of laugh at it like I they brought their own
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stuff. You know what I mean?
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No no no I don't think it works well.
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Okay for this it works well in rock and roll.
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High School is all I'm saying. Currently sitting at a three
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point, three out of ten and IMDb.
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Yeah, 12 your viewers. Only 12 people, which I know
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because I, you know, had to pull up review.
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I pulled three movies from 2015, who do you want to guess what?
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My theme was? Well budget, no problem.
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No, that would have been tough. Give movies with other people in
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the Cuba Gooding jr. Family tree.
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Yeah. The gute the getting Dynasty and
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now it's movies that we've definitely heard of but haven't
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seen. Oh, okay, so cool.
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All right, cool. What's number one, knock knock.
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Who's there? I don't know what that have.
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We have. We heard of that.
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I've got Keanu Reeves and it's to it's a home invasion.
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Yay. Right.
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Is it? You Iraq?
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Yeah he directed. Okay.
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The one of the girl was this like what's his then wife at the
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time she was also in Green Inferno.
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Is she the sushi and Green? Inferno the mean girl.
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Okay mmm. Happy Mother's Day.
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Mom are bringing up your favorite movie just for you.
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Oh yeah, she hates that. Maybe that's, you know, she
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hates it that had a budget. Knock knock, knock a number
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knock, knock, had a budget of 2.5 million and a worldwide
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gross of 5.5 million. Currently sitting at a four
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point, nine out of ten on IMDb. I'm pretty sure that's a remake
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also really, I think so, second movie completely differently
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from the other to my shows. Okay.
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This is like a legitimately like, probably good movie.
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We've never seen your ammo Del Toro its Crimson Peak.
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Okay, mmm, that's one of those movies where I've always been
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like, I respect, what he's probably doing, but just for
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Whatever reason, it's never really made sense.
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Yeah, it doesn't. I don't know if that's your,
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that's your Vibe. That's your jam.
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I would watch it. Shirley are solely on The
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Laurels of it being Del Toro, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it was released October
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16th 2015, budget of 55 million worldwide, gross of 74 million.
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And it's got a six point five out of 10 on IMDb The keep
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throwing money in Del Toro. Yeah I mean he's doing well.
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But just anything that he's made this past decade, it just
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doesn't interest me like, you know, it's cool.
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I'm I respect what he does, but, but what did you think of his
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turn is Pappy mcpoyle? That was amazing.
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That's the good thing that he did that past decade.
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Okay. Third and final movie, The
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Gallows. Oh okay.
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So this one at least is somewhat related because it is a high
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school. Yeah.
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Yeah you're right it's like a think they're doing like a stage
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play. Hmm.
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Yeah released June 10th 2015, budget of 100,000 only 100,000
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and it grossed 42 million. Yeah it was a bomb House movie.
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Yeah I remember that the marketing for that thing was
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insane and it only has a four point two out of ten.
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Yeah. Well like I remember the
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marketing they were Trying to build it up as like, oh we got a
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new Freddy or Jason in town and ended up kind of being a big
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letdown for people from what all I could gather.
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I don't know. There's a sequel.
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Yeah, I made you watch it meant, I'd give it a shot but it's one
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of those that like, I would watch it if it was there and we
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didn't have anything else. We really felt like watching at
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the moment. Yeah, same here.
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Just it's, I'm not saying, no, but I'm also not like not
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seeking it out. I'm not gonna rain for dollars
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on On crime to rent it. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, it's got to be streaming and we gotta be really out of
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options. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay. I have three taglines.
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Okay. This first and I'm not going to
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fucking read all the way. It's written out like a
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dictionary definition. So I don't want to do like all
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of these, like, you know, how it's like, you know, broken up
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by syllable and it tells you, it's a noun agent.
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So it's got all that. It's a, it's the word chauffeur.
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Okay, one employed to drive. That's what it says.
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Yeah, does the tagline chauffeur with employment boy?
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It's yep. What is it even have to?
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Like, I get that your chauffeur, dude.
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I like Curious who the chauffeur is in the end.
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You know what I mean? Chuckling well grown adult,
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like, what was his connection? I don't know this connection, I
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don't know. Okay, that's a dumb tag on him
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though. Oh, wait till you hear this next
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one? Okay, I'm excited.
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HOV. High occupancy violence.
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Okay, what the fuck is this? They're trying to make a play on
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high occupancy vehicle violence instead.
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Okay, okay, let's that's not as bad.
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That's not bad. Yeah, I like that a lot.
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A bit better. No one went over my head like
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Ray the ride thing. Yeah.
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I've never heard HIV as a term before.
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Okay, this one's the winner. I think buckle up for the night
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of your life, that's good, that one solid that's fine.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm good with it tracks.
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With the rest of the movie, it makes sense.
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Okay. It's to be don't have fun facts
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but we got that. We got that for you.
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Also. I wish one of the tag lines was
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the lyrics to the song. I love that we have.
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Okay, you know what, let's just, let's just go ahead.
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Let's get right into our good bad ugly and I'm sorry.
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Okay. Yeah, you want to go with a good
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first, don't we always? Yeah.
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But do you want to go first? No, go ahead.
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Go ahead. This is my pics.
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Okay! Jeez.
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What did I like about this movie?
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I think that the setting is interesting in a limousine.
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They did some decent stuff getting it set up but yeah
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that's a really it's a really compact area to try and film a
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movie so they pulled it off and I respect that.
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I'll say that my good for this is that it.
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I was really worried that I'd accidentally.
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Quartered myself into a found footage territory that I did not
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want to be in. Yeah especially because it
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started with my least favorite of like the exact truth Vents
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and I was like no if you don't know what I'm talking about you
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can check out our Cloverfield episode way back in the early
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days of the show Boy and you have talia's barking.
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So that's just that's just going to be in this because we're
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live. Yeah pause can exercise.
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But it wasn't fully found footage.
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We just had like moments of camera work and then I would
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just like, cut to like a normal shot and I was okay with that
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the cuts were Jinky. They were a little bit
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unexpected but it didn't. It's like I couldn't make up its
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mind if it wanted to be found footage or like multicam.
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I wasn't bothered by it. No, it's okay.
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I think they put it off fine. But it was a little bit jarring
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at times. Okay?
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The Bad Travis. Well, this movie is kind of like
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all over the place. You know what I mean?
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And not exactly in a good way. They're just like, it's so the
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ending is. So abrupt, there are moments in
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side of the limousine that just like go on way too long.
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Like the whole slow dance team. Yeah we got the entire song they
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and there's not any one of dialogue spoken in that entire
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scene. It's the opposite of last week
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seen in prom night where we were like we got all five minutes of
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this disco song and we're not mad about it but this is just
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like it was tea and slow dancing.
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Like doing this way against each other and a lot of really loud
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sniffling. Yep.
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That was it. That was it.
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No dialogue. Just sniffles and slow dances.
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But that could be a tack on stiffles insulin.
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It's his but yeah I just I don't know man.
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I don't want to shit on a movie because, you know, like making a
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movie is hard. But like, at the same time it's
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just comes across as very amateur at times.
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I guess. I think to tie into that, my bad
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for me is like how it wraps up. I need to know how this man is
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connected, because all we really get from CN is like, oh, this
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isn't Grant. This is a friend who is A
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friend. Yeah.
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Who is your friend? See and how did you meet him?
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Like what is his deal? Why is he about to go on a
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Kostas Mandalore Massacre of the police department?
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At the end? I need more.
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Yeah it's some man it's it really is just kind of weird how
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it just ends it just cuts to Black.
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I was just like, I need no, give me 30 more seconds.
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Yeah, I like show me a picture in his office or something of
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how he knows. Didn't like, give me something
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to have a little bit of resolution, you know, I just
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feel like Little bit of like good to this because I don't
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want to talk purely bad about it.
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I will say that the scenes of like the cops chasing them, it's
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pretty good for micro budget movie and that's kind of why I'm
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not bothered by it, going from like multicam, to found footage
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because it really incorporates like the news footage and then
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the police cameras like it incorporates.
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All that really well. So, I wasn't bothered by it and
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then the detective work there at the end.
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It's got to be stuck footage though, there's no fucking way
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that They were a cop, what stock footage of a naked man being
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tackled. Did they find?
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Don't know, but it was Ela. Sure it's okay, ugly.
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The ugly is all of the sexual brain like rape.
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Yeah. It's just straight up.
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Like, yeah, our Kennedy. He gets like he, he.
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Yeah. Abuse in this.
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Yeah, is as a tool and he also suffered from the Betrayal of
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being cheated on. Yeah, he's that is coming to
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terms with that and then while being raped by what's-her-face.
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Yeah, then after If you're the killer comes back there and you
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know throw some slurs out and Alejandro de Aza and Lea then he
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makes lie or 100 get undressed and turns to Kennedy and says
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get undressed. It kind of feels like what
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again? I could make it.
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No and don't get any closer shake it.
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Yeah it's just it's I feel like it's ugly.
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There's a lot of sexual assault. There's a lot of homophobia,
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there's something in there was a sequel.
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There is something about why this person.
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I hated Kennedy so much to right because there's no, there's no
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like and reason even says like, oh everybody knew and Kennedy's
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like I did it. Yeah, I was also cheated on and
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I just learned about it tonight. After what I assumed was a joint
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sexual assault, but now is just fully your idea and you just
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actually assaulted me. So that's, that's rough.
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We probably won't go into that stuffed into much detail when we
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go, like, through the show. Just because that's, you know,
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what to dwell on, that kind of stuff you guys get the picture.
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But yeah they absurd I mean come on man.
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The whole scene where Parker asks Junie out to prom it's the
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most oh my God is so embarrassing, it's so
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ridiculous. It's so they so many people.
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I love it. Oh God, I can't watch fun.
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Well hold off on that until we get to the actual scene because
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there's plenty to be. I said about it, but that's my
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absurd. I, I died.
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Laughing what, are you my absurd, absurd, and like, how
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much I feel it like Junie, just constantly needing to pee.
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Yeah, it's such a plot line for her always.
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She's like, no, I just like, I need to pee, guys.
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Yeah, I need to pee. They really the drill Adam.
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I'm surprised like mid promposal.
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She didn't go, like I gotta pee. Hold on.
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Hold back. Parker, pause.
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I wish the hell, okay? All right.
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So give her scores. Yeah, this movie's not that
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great man. And I think we can agree with
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IMDb and give it a 3. Oh wow.
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Yeah, it's a I thought you were having a good time watching it
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last night. You seemed like you were
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enjoying yourself. It was laughing at it.
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Because of how ridiculous it was.
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The time energy that you had. When we were watching Pool Party
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Massacre, no Pool. Party Massacre is like, an
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actual good movie. I think it's ridiculous.
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Yeah, but Pool Party Massacre straight up is a good movie.
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This movie right here is, I don't know, man.
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I just, I didn't really think it was that great, I'm sorry.
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Alright, well, I had fun with it.
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I think it's stupid but, like, in the way that I expected it to
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be a Enjoyed it. I think it didn't quite stick
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The Landing for me and a couple of different ways.
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But overall I'm not mad that we spent an hour and 20 minutes
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with it. Okay.
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So I'm going to give it a 66. Yeah, that's six for this.
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Yeah. Look man, you say in this on par
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with prom night, is that what I rated prom night?
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Yeah we're in the sixes with. Well.
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You know what? That's where we're at.
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Barret Travis. Okay.
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If that's how you feel man. Yeah you can't tell me how to
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rate the movie. I want to rate.
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I feel like for these, we need to give like a synopsis of these
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movies, these to be movies because there are usually
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unknown. Do we have a synopsis for this.
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Do you want my synopsis or do you want what IMDb says?
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Whichever you feel better about Stu?
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I own TV. Yeah we should maybe lead off
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with ease but for now we'll go out and give it like a synopsis.
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That way, everybody's familiar with what we're about to
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discuss. Gus High School seniors on their
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way to prom are hijacked by a psychotic killer.
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As he tortures the teens, they turn on each other to survive.
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There we go. I mean, I think that makes
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sense. Yeah, no.
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That's pretty much it. Yeah.
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Okay, so there you want to get into it?
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Yes. Okay.
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All right, so this movie starts going to be well, starts off
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with, like a 911 call. Yeah, forgot and media race.
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Yep. Yeah.
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There's the news showing the limos hijacked and it shows a
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naked man getting tackled. Yep.
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A naked boy a naked boy. Yes, these are all kids.
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You're right. Okay.
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Yeah, naked boy, get stack found footage movie is what I have.
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Nope, I don't know because we're getting found footage of them
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playing Beach games together. Three weeks ago, three weeks
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ago. So, for the first time this
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month we have, People not waiting till the last minute to
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ask their date to prom. Do we know if this is the same
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day as him doing the dance? Yeah, because they're all at the
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beach. They do the old, they watched
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Sleepaway Camp, they did the old sit up into the butt cheeks
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prank on Priscilla. They did.
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That was something which I made that joke as they were doing it.
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And then it happened, I was like, oh, that's one of what a
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but action going on. Yeah, because they're on the
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beach and Parker was And today he was going to ask this girl to
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prom that. He's had a crush on for forever
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and then one of them persil earlier, Whatever Gets a text
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message. Okay, June he's there.
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So also whatever the but face prank happens, I don't know if
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you paid attention but they did one of the cheapest fart sound
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effects. Every face smacked his cheeks.
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It was just like everybody's laughing, my God, you got farted
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on the face and she's like, I got farted on the face, it happy
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about it. She's like okay so the go to
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this Boutique that Junie apparently works at I guess like
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I don't know it looks like maybe her parents own it or whatever.
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I don't fucking know man. Come on there's no making.
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Since of any of this, it's about to happen.
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So the girls are all like trying on different dresses and Leah's.
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Like I'm going solo on there. Like what about Grant?
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She goes. Look, he's already got a date,
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then Parker comes in with a Boombox, a 19 like it's a big
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old boom box. It is that it's covered in sand
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because he's had it since he was about 10 years old and, you
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know, he's like what are you doing here?
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And then he starts with thinking and Travis.
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Lost his mind. Start.
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Okay. Because what what it was doing
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here? First off it's ridiculous.
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Say he lip-syncs an entire song asking her to prom his body's
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joining while his buddies is Bobby's join in and they start
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synchronized dancing together that our backup dancers matching
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shirts, then the girls pop out of the closet and there in
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matching outfits. Now, and now they're doing their
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own synchronized dance, and this entire time, All I was thinking
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in my head is how this actually sounds in real life in the store
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because they didn't. It is such a true representation
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of the lip-sync where you see his mouth moving and you are so
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aware. That is not him singing.
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Like they don't do any audio work to make it look like it.
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Could plausibly be him there. Like no, this is what you need
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saying. Is this man flap his mouth at
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her while the music is behind her.
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Yes, I don't think this thing is producing a lot of sound so
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there's like I'm just trying to imagine the 8C cell batteries.
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He's that are definitely jammed in there are giving their last
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bit of juice to this, but I'm just like imagining all of the
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like the actual ambient sounds like there's probably people
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their shopping in the store and they're just noticing this kid.
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I'm imagining like the actual like squeaky sneakers that are
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happening on the floor that are probably like this.
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What? Like somebody like trying to get
25:12
into the changing room as they're dancing.
25:15
My God. I wish that that would have
25:17
happened. That would have been hilarious.
25:18
Like they're trying to maneuver around the store like Look
25:20
around to Iraq. And then they're using the rack
25:22
as, like, a pole, like a profit. And so, to be honest, like, I
25:27
love cheesy stuff like this. But if I was out clothes
25:30
shopping, I would probably also be like this going on a little
25:33
bit too long. I'm gonna, I need, I would like
25:37
sneaker out. I'd go to the farthest changing
25:39
room, but like, I'd be like, that's great.
25:41
But, you know, it did, you guys are gonna be broken up in three
25:44
months anyway. So, yeah.
25:46
Depends on the day you catch me on.
25:47
And I might like, walk around, but if I'm pissed off and your
25:50
Being super inconvenient. I'm walking right in the middle
25:52
of that bitch we did that at the Jamboree last year because we
25:55
didn't realize they were setting up for a photo op and we just
25:57
like walked right through. Wait, did that happen?
26:00
Yeah. We walk through a photo op.
26:02
They were setting up for it and they were trying to get people
26:04
to line up and we weren't there. We were just trying to get
26:07
concessions. Oh yeah.
26:10
And we just like walked right through, we didn't realize it.
26:13
Was a problem until we went to leave.
26:14
With our concession to me like you need to go around the other
26:16
way and we're like oops we're assholes sorry.
26:19
Wasn't going to say about Says, imagine that episode of, It's
26:24
Always Sunny where they're at the high school reunions and
26:28
it's like them doing the singalong dance and they think
26:30
everything is going great in their head.
26:32
But in reality at all, they're all just looking like a mess.
26:35
I, that's just how I pictured this.
26:37
I'm picturing it more like the nightman cometh.
26:40
Like the nightman cometh. Uh-huh.
26:41
And then Charlie proposes to the waitress and she just walks
26:46
away. Yeah.
26:47
Nah, okay. Maybe it'll be like that.
26:49
I just it's Arresting. I was cringing a little bit
26:52
during this but it was hilarious.
26:54
Okay, so she says, yes, yes. I said.
26:57
I said she says, yes, thank God. Can you imagine if she said, no,
27:05
I was going to, but you just did all that.
27:08
Yeah. Like, no.
27:09
I just asked me like a normal person.
27:11
And, if I'm being honest, like, I told you last night, all of my
27:15
respect for this man left, as soon as that happened, well,
27:19
it's okay. Because despite what the first
27:22
15 minutes of this movie, make you think Parker stops being a
27:26
character after this point. Yeah, it's just the cameraman.
27:29
I don't think he has a single line after this.
27:32
I think he has one. He has a good couple, but yeah,
27:35
he's basically the cameraman now.
27:37
Okay, so now is the day of prom, the girls are all getting ready
27:41
together at Leah's, how they're talking about their
27:44
relationships and having sex. And because they're all
27:49
teenagers, like some, Of them. It's their first time.
27:51
Some of them it's not which is you know realistic.
27:55
They take a bunch of group photos, some Rogue cringy,
28:01
Dialogue on their trip. Over to the other girls house.
28:07
Judy's. House is, it, who knows?
28:09
They were all getting ready at Leah's house.
28:12
They're going to. Yeah, they were all getting
28:14
ready at Leo's house. Yeah.
28:16
Because they're like asked me to look like They're basically
28:20
talking about Junie and Parker potentially getting married.
28:24
Now, after that whole song and dance, like they're already
28:28
moving that far ahead in their relationship after that.
28:31
I'm just saying, can you imagine the proposal or whatever and we
28:47
go to their wedding? All like Bridesmaids and
28:50
groomsmen and but we have to start off with him actually like
28:53
proposing marriage to her. Yes, okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
29:00
So they're doing like the group photos and they asked Alejandro,
29:03
where's Carlos and she's like, oh he's gonna meet us at the
29:05
restaurant, okay? Fancy-ass party limo pulls up
29:10
like it's I kind of like I was like I don't have an occasion to
29:14
get a party limo but we're kind of on a party limo because it
29:17
just looks like fun. Yeah, and we don't, we wouldn't
29:19
have to sneak our booze because we're in our 30s.
29:22
Yeah. Isn't it weird, though, before,
29:24
this is where they first got over at her house like they open
29:26
up the door, they recording and then the dad opens up the door
29:29
and he's recording. And they're both like competing
29:32
for like, who is the cameraman in the movie like yeah, it feels
29:35
like a competition. He wanted to be the like
29:37
embarrassing dad. And because they were already
29:40
recording, he didn't give that moment.
29:42
No, thanks. We got Parker already.
29:46
He's practicing for his kids. Yeah.
29:48
And like can you imagine? Okay sorry.
29:51
Here's my dream Trilogy Junie. Gets pregnant.
29:55
Oh God. And she tries to tell Parker
29:58
about it but she just does it in, like, a normal way.
30:00
Where she's like, hey honey, I'm pregnant.
30:02
And he goes, what the fuck? I've danced for you twice.
30:05
I like to imagine. He can actually understand
30:09
what's being communicated to them, unless it's done in song.
30:12
So like, honey, I'm pregnant is like, what are you talking
30:14
about? I don't understand what you're
30:15
saying. Kate Spade dance.
30:18
I can't understand you when you're saying things to me.
30:21
She's like I'm pregnant. Oh my God.
30:25
Oh my God. I'm so happy.
30:29
I don't know. I accept it's gonna be like a
30:31
whole. It's going to be a whole thing.
30:33
I'm sorry. I gotta move past this.
30:35
Okay? Okay, okay, so they all got to
30:38
this restaurant and the servers are pissed.
30:41
We don't see this from the servers but having works during
30:43
prom season the servers are this.
30:45
Dude, they're super pissed because Kennedy is like, I'll
30:48
have a beer in the guys know. Yes for a rum and coke that's
30:52
which is the most childlike. I'm going to try and order
30:56
something. He like she didn't know what he
30:58
was. He's like a rum and coke.
30:59
I wish she actually did call it. A Roman coke and rum and coke.
31:02
God, I'll have a rum and coke, rum and coke please.
31:08
And when they first got there, likely ahead immediately got out
31:12
of the bathroom or Alejandra. Had immediately gone to the
31:14
bathroom and then Leah's like I'm gonna go see what drink
31:17
order she wants. And they're like, Carlos is in
31:19
here. He's supposed to be meeting us
31:21
and then all of the girls go to the bathroom together because
31:24
that's what you do. Yes, and they walk in and LeAnn
31:27
Alejandra fully, making out good for them.
31:30
These kids are not aware of like they just don't give a fuck
31:33
about being in public. I imagine people also trying to
31:35
awkwardly get into a stall. Okay.
31:39
Okay. You guys can have your thing but
31:40
let me get into. Yeah, well, I mean, that was
31:42
Junie like she was like okay cool.
31:44
You guys are together. I drank a lot of water on the
31:47
way of crying. Actually pee.
31:49
Yeah yeah, actually runs to the bathroom and doesn't wash your
31:52
hands as she doesn't wash her hands.
31:55
I was a man. I stopped liking Junie.
31:59
Come on man. She's about to go eat.
32:01
Should I know none of her friends call her.
32:05
What if they got a habit eyes which is oh my God, I love all
32:07
these. You know, it's like the bread
32:11
but the type where you have to like actually slice it and she's
32:13
like I'll kind of rhetoric like chips and salsa.
32:16
Do you have to like salt and chips?
32:18
You have to also, like, mix the chips around.
32:20
She's like, she sticks her hand. Like she grabs the basket, but
32:23
like, you know, the four fingers are inside of the vessel so that
32:26
outside Scary Movie 2 with the guy with the hand.
32:28
Yeah, I don't really okay. So at the table Alejandra and
32:35
Leah come out to their friends and the guys are predictably
32:39
like hook you. Yeah, let me see.
32:42
And here's the thing is that I thought this was going to be an
32:47
interesting turn for the movie because, you know, Lee and
32:51
Alejandro had lied about their dates in general and they were
32:56
just nervous about it and stands like it's 2015.
33:01
Lots of gay people. Go to the prom.
33:02
It's like 2023 is like talking to you right now.
33:08
CNN. It's still not like a great time
33:10
to be a lgbtq like it's still rough.
33:14
Yeah. And I thought we were going to
33:16
have Really nice commentary on Grant being turned down and she
33:20
did it in a way where she wasn't like she tried to spare his
33:23
feelings. Like she's like, I'm not going
33:24
to prom, you know what I mean? The way that like all women are
33:28
pretty much taught to, you can't directly say no.
33:29
You have to have a reason. It can't just be that you're not
33:31
interested. Yeah you have to have like a
33:34
legitimate reason so I thought we were going to get like some
33:36
really interesting social commentary about that and that's
33:39
not what ended up happening. My man.
33:41
You thought we were going to get some social commentary.
33:43
I was hopeful I was hopeful. Mmm.
33:47
Yeah, that's being hopeful. I thought, I wasn't really sure
33:53
what was happening here, but I thought that one of them like
33:57
one of the guys there was actually one of their dates and
34:00
like, they just basically broke up with him right there on the
34:04
spot. I thought I'd like one of the
34:06
guys just like, okay, I don't have a date.
34:08
Like, wow, this is this wasn't comfortable.
34:10
Yeah. So they go back into the limo
34:14
and they're playing. Never have I ever and Boy, that
34:17
never have I ever in horror movies, always leads to the same
34:21
thing, especially if your Parker and are apparently like, a bad
34:25
boy slot because he is just like, drinking to every single
34:28
thing they say. Okay, I got is like I'm so drunk
34:30
guys. I wrote down what they were
34:32
doing. Let me see where, okay, never
34:38
have I ever had a lesbian kiss, I don't know if Parker drink to
34:42
that one. I think he did, but he might
34:44
have been at that point where he was just drinking at everything
34:46
all the time anyway. That's true.
34:49
Next one was ever. Have I ever waxed my ass?
34:52
Which I guess Parker did. I don't know.
34:54
You can't do that. Type of dance without having a
34:57
waxed ass. Apparently, I helped it probably
35:00
helped with his movement like he could dig a little bit more
35:03
without worrying about chafing. Hey, yeah, baby, I don't know.
35:10
I'm trying to defend the dead boy.
35:11
I've always heard that if you have a hairy butt and you shave,
35:16
its Incredibly unpleasant when yes like whoa that and like you
35:20
also start to like stick to surfaces so maybe like, I don't
35:25
know, I don't know. Well we won't go into his
35:28
potential sticky but situation the potential sticky but
35:33
situation and then the third one was hit on their chemistry
35:37
teacher, which again, Parker drinks too.
35:41
Hmm. And he is fucking wasted at this
35:43
point, which he comments on he's like, I'm I'm drunk guys.
35:47
Yeah, and then at this point, we hear horns.
35:52
Honking the limo runs off the road.
35:56
It's a big crashy moment. I like how they like the limo
36:00
driver just roll down the windows like no big deal.
36:03
Just ran off the road, I'll take care of it.
36:06
Like no big deal. Just ran off the road.
36:08
Okay, fine, it's fine. So all the sudden they hear
36:13
gunshots and then this MirrorMask person pops up Then
36:18
starts driving incredibly erratically.
36:21
Which how did this, how did this not get attention before their?
36:26
I don't know, like the limo driver.
36:28
They see him like his bloody face through the window.
36:33
Yeah and yeah the guy just like I mean there's gunshots some
36:37
limo guy ran off the road. This is La so it's not like it's
36:41
abandoned - there's traffic today like yeah prom yeah so the
36:49
MirrorMask person takes over which caption said it's vain.
36:53
Yeah we that person's name we know it was vain from the very
36:55
beginning. Yeah and you were annoyed for a
36:57
minute. So I pointed out that we don't
36:58
know who vein is and you're like that's a good point.
37:01
Yeah. But if If they did, introduce
37:04
somebody named vain? Well.
37:06
Yeah, you know, then we would have known.
37:08
Luckily that only happened thirty seconds at the end.
37:11
Yeah. Yeah.
37:13
So the driving is just like completely erratic and they are
37:18
all trying to buckle up Parker's throwing up.
37:22
I love how gross how like blatant.
37:26
They are about the new cell phone thing.
37:28
They're just like my cell phone doesn't have signal now.
37:30
Yeah, I have no signal. Yeah I know that They don't even
37:34
try and come up with a reason for that, you know, saying
37:36
there's no signal. That's all that's gonna happen.
37:39
So they're like trying to send text anyway and they're like
37:42
maybe it'll go through at some point.
37:44
Yeah. Parker vomits on himself.
37:45
Yep Lee has only one not buckled in at this point because she's
37:50
trying to like move around the limo to get signal.
37:53
They're all texting to and you get to see the text bubbles,
37:56
what they're sending and I swear to God like one of them say no
38:00
is how. Yeah, Emma was hijacked.
38:03
I read it as LMAO was hijacked like levels off.
38:07
I was I jacked that would be hilarious.
38:10
I wish that that was what they actually said.
38:12
The voice says, keep the cameras rolling Leah.
38:18
Is smart. She takes her lipstick and
38:20
starts covering up the different cameras except one of them's
38:25
rigged and she gets pepper. Sprayed.
38:29
Probably the least intrusive pepper spray ever because her
38:32
eyes are not read at all. No, I do.
38:35
They take a little picture of water and pour it on her face
38:37
and she's better. It's like, it feels so much
38:39
better now. Maybe it was just like, like,
38:43
you know, that can air duster like, it was just that and she
38:47
was just He startled wasn't actually, it was just water like
38:51
yes pretty good. So he makes a hundred clean up
38:59
the cameras and like he does all this but like he'll make people
39:03
buckle up and then like either lock or unlock the buckles.
39:07
Yeah. They the seat belts are actually
39:09
walked. Yeah.
39:12
Then she rinses lie as eyes and she's like trying to Trying to
39:17
like make her feel a little bit better and then he's like,
39:20
Alright, you both need to buckle up.
39:23
Voice tells the to cup, two of the couples to dance Priscilla
39:28
and Kennedy and CNN Wally, which here's the thing.
39:33
Everybody calls him. Wally they all say Wally except
39:37
for I want to say Parker like this is Wale away and I was like
39:43
like the rapper interesting but the captions, I'll spell it
39:47
wally09 IMDb while a with Annie. Yeah, really wa Ellie, huh?
39:57
So I don't know. It sounds like they weren't
40:00
really on the same page. No at, maybe Parker's the only
40:04
one that listen to this man on how to pronounce his name.
40:06
He's like it's actually Wale but like, I've given up.
40:09
Yeah. Okay.
40:13
Poor guy. Okay, and even the, even the
40:16
fucking captions are just like we don't we don't care.
40:18
No, no captions. Yeah, I mean, we're giving away
40:22
who the Killer is, right at the beginning of the yeah.
40:24
You know what I mean? I also want to in the spirit of
40:28
time. Talking about captions as our
40:30
friends at pod lead on referred to it captions crunch.
40:33
Yeah. They didn't even try Whenever
40:38
there was like a line that had to be 80 yard into the film,
40:41
they didn't even say like CN did it?
40:44
It just said, voiceover to that, I noticed that it was really
40:48
confusing for somebody who was having a hard time figuring out,
40:51
who was, who at the beginning of this movie?
40:53
Like the captions, don't even know.
40:55
The movie didn't even know who is voiceover.
40:58
Voiceover. Okay.
41:00
So here's where we get that extended.
41:03
Slow dance scene that last like I'm going to say 2 to 3 minutes.
41:07
It's very long like it's just straight up a whole slow dance
41:10
song. Yeah.
41:12
Keith Harrison said, you don't get my prom song If you don't
41:15
also take my slow dance on the yeah, that's a bit have to have
41:19
both had to be part of the agreement.
41:20
Had to be played in full both songs.
41:23
So they're doing that the whole time Junie.
41:26
Really has P again. Again I like I kind of
41:29
sympathize with her. She's in her element this time
41:31
so there's no place to wash your hands afterwards so she was
41:33
like. Yeah, yeah.
41:37
So after that done dancing the voice is like, all right, go get
41:41
the ice bucket and she's like, I really can't do this with
41:44
everybody watching. He's like all right, Parker
41:47
record her peeing and he's like that's illegal.
41:50
Yeah, like well killing you all and I'm going to do that if she
41:54
doesn't pee into the ice bucket. So She eventually does she gets
41:58
a little bit on her dress? It's a very degrading scene.
42:02
I feel like she could have squatted a little bit better.
42:04
See. I don't.
42:05
She's just like standing over the bucket.
42:08
Yeah. And hoping everything comes out
42:10
a nice clean stream. Honestly at this point I'd just
42:15
pee on myself you know. Like I wouldn't even like I'm
42:20
impressed that she's held it through all of this, like
42:22
excitement and Trauma and everything so far.
42:24
Like you know, like the car crashes, Then goes on a wild
42:29
ride and like she's not she probably did pee wherever the
42:32
car crashed ass. Presumably the car is parked at
42:37
someplace right now, right? Because how else is he liked
42:40
watching the cameras and pushing all the buttons and stuff he
42:43
needs to do but they play it out like it's being driven this
42:46
whole time. Well we get shots of it being
42:48
driven to and they're like walking around throughout the
42:51
limo and they're not sliding around just banging up against
42:53
the walls. Really, the driving who was
42:56
phone. Who was Limo maybe he's just
42:58
driving like two miles per hour. That's why the cops get
43:01
involved. I already driving system.
43:03
Oh God damn it. Get the helicopter low-speed,
43:07
chase. We're like oh it was hijacked.
43:12
Thank God. This isn't much more interesting
43:14
news story. Now also before that though they
43:18
were next up on the itinerary is crowning the prom king and
43:22
queen. Uh-huh.
43:23
So that's what's going on now? Yeah, and it's Wally and
43:27
princess. Scylla.
43:28
Yeah, our king and queen, and it's like, huh?
43:31
That's weird because they're not a couple and then they ain't
43:36
has. Absolutely, no chill.
43:37
Doesn't make them confess to anything.
43:39
He's like, oh yeah. It's because they slept
43:40
together. Yeah.
43:41
Well, I didn't know that. Huh?
43:43
Yeah. He said, why do that because
43:44
like why don't you guys tell him the truth that you guys slept
43:46
together? Yeah.
43:47
Yeah, why don't you? Huh.
43:50
I wish you didn't like have his composure.
43:52
Like, I wish you guys had the composure of a high schooler.
43:56
Yeah. But you didn't know, huh?
43:58
Yeah, well they're gonna dance. so, He unbuckles Yen, which it's
44:07
dry. It's driving me nuts, that her
44:09
name is Sienna, not Sienna. I first wrote down Sienna.
44:12
I'm like way, it's not that I saw Esau on the captions one of
44:16
the girls color CN and I was like is this one of those like
44:19
we're going to do a weird shortened version of your name
44:21
as a nickname yeah just leave all that.
44:26
If you like calling me jessic, Jessica it jezik.
44:31
I was going to say you could mine doesn't really work because
44:33
true Is my nephew. We call frequently.
44:36
Call you Travi Travi with a V? Yeah, so yeah.
44:41
So CN jumps up and just gives the sound editors so much to
44:49
work. Like this person.
44:50
Just figured out how to make like, the sound of a person
44:53
being punished. And he's like, put about 10 or
44:56
15 punches here, please. Yeah, and then we just get on,
45:02
you're killing her. And Priscilla's.
45:04
Like I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
45:07
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to.
45:09
Yeah, okay, cool. Sure.
45:10
Does that mean, it's not true? Like, and we had to watch the
45:13
ends boobs, pop out a whole lot for no real reason.
45:17
Yeah. She is in various states of.
45:20
Yeah. Most nude in this movie.
45:23
Yeah, it's like okay. And like apparently Hard while I
45:27
wear like, saving each other for them saving themselves for each
45:30
other. I will say what was it.
45:33
That we were watching is night at the demons earlier.
45:36
What is it that? He said I'll hold yours if you
45:38
hold mine. Yeah, we're almost each other's.
45:40
Yeah, the old mine owners. What are we holding?
45:44
What are we holding? Steady, eat some.
45:45
Fuck Bowl. Eat a bowl of fuck.
45:51
Yeah, she beats the shit out of her and like, it's actually to
45:55
the point where if you keep punching her in the face, she
45:58
will probably have brain damage. I'll take your word for this
46:01
since you like to watch street fight videos.
46:03
Okay, everybody in the comments of this is always like yeah, you
46:07
hit your head, your life's over with like no matter what type of
46:10
tap to they have ever met like yeah never gonna be the same
46:13
again but like really most of the time you see like from my
46:17
experience of most of the time people generally recover, but
46:21
yeah, head trauma is nothing to fuck with.
46:23
If she gets her head like straight-up attacked hard.
46:27
Yeah. And then she goes over and
46:30
starts trying to attack Wally but he Is actually able to stop
46:35
her. So he just throws her on the
46:36
ground and she gives up immediately.
46:38
Yeah, and Priscilla does the classic lining and then you can
46:45
think Leah and then he plays this recording of Grant asking
46:48
her to prom and her saying that she's not going and like you can
46:52
hear the hesitation before she goes.
46:57
No, I figure. I have to see my cats.
47:13
You got. So some of the seat.
47:15
Belts are released. People are going a little bit
47:17
crazy. Window goes down.
47:19
They think they see a chance to get out or to try and get the
47:23
killer whatever. What ends up happening, is that
47:26
Parker gets shot Head. Yeah.
47:27
Like, all of a sudden he just goes shut.
47:30
Why him? What did he do?
47:32
They were done with him. They were like he had his
47:35
choreographed dance moment like that was all the time.
47:38
He had available to shoot this film and it took three times
47:41
longer than they thought it would to get that scene and he's
47:43
like, you got to kill me off and wouldn't a one-take parking will
47:46
be can only? Yeah, like okay, it takes three
47:49
days of filming like we gotta film this thing in seven days.
47:52
Like I don't like it micro budget movie.
47:54
It was originally like just a couple.
47:56
All lines of the song and then he's like, no, belissa me.
47:59
And some of the cast met after we arrived last night, we worked
48:03
out this whole choreography and Omar said, well, I'm producing
48:09
this bitch and I'm really impressed with your with your
48:13
Dancing. Yeah, we're gonna keep that in.
48:15
They like leans over to the Riders, shoot him in the head,
48:20
just kill him at some point. I don't care on ceremoniously.
48:24
Okay. CNN.
48:27
Kennedy. Now the way says, it's their
48:30
turn. They move his body off by the
48:33
way, to a back area that didn't exist before is called the VIP
48:37
room. And my question is, is it
48:39
already of? Yeah, it's a limo.
48:41
It's very exclusive particular. Yes.
48:45
Like, who key measure like everybody?
48:47
Like, what if they have their own click in there and they
48:49
spread out. This feels very much like a this
48:53
gets used by Shady people a lot. And that's where they take drunk
48:58
women. And yeah, like it, huh?
49:01
It feels very dark to me because it's like enough room for two
49:04
people. Okay.
49:05
They found a new way. To make it dark under there.
49:06
Yeah. Okay well we'll take Parker's
49:08
body. Yeah.
49:10
Cover his face with a washcloth. Yeah.
49:14
So now, see and Kennedy are forced to have sex.
49:20
Alright. So we're done with that.
49:21
Yes, that's happened. Yeah.
49:23
So now actually, while that's happening Priscilla takes a
49:27
bottle and yeah, all of those. Yeah.
49:29
All of the seat belts. Get really.
49:31
So, Priscilla, takes bottle hits.
49:33
An in the head. Maybe she's dead.
49:35
They all think she's dead. Kennedy says, he can't hear a
49:37
heartbeat, dude. Okay, I know that thing in the
49:40
videos, I've seen a bottle over the head.
49:44
No matter what its gonna fuck you that.
49:46
That is. Yeah, so if it's one that just
49:49
boom, that is like it's gonna really, really hurt.
49:53
That's huge impact. But if it shatters the glass,
49:56
just shreds everything. Do you like yeah you're just
50:01
bleeding like a motherfucker. So yeah.
50:03
That mean I could really see her being knocked out or dying from
50:07
something like that. So everybody's fighting except
50:11
for Junie because her belt has like his Started choking her, I
50:17
don't know. But then it's released and vein
50:20
comes back there with a gun. Yeah.
50:24
They're all calling him Grant at this point because that's the
50:27
best option they have. They assume it's him because
50:31
he's staying to Leah. You were supposed to be going to
50:33
prom with me. You're supposed to be, you're
50:35
supposed to be happy and in love and she goes, I don't know you.
50:39
Yeah, and then he uses some homophobic slurs that I'm not
50:43
going to Heats. And I'm not going to say like
50:46
listen, there are definitely people who use this word for
50:49
themselves and that's fine for them to use that.
50:51
That's their choice. A person that's obviously using,
50:54
in a derogatory fashion, it becomes like a slur and how it's
50:58
used yes. So so yeah.
51:04
He makes her like it gets weird here.
51:08
Okay. Right.
51:09
He makes. Okay, so he wants Alejandra to
51:13
put on. On Kennedy's tux.
51:16
Yeah. So they can do their prom photo
51:19
and I've got a couple of problems with this one.
51:21
Is that he makes her take off her underwear too.
51:23
Yeah. Like straight.
51:24
They both like full-on nude. Yeah.
51:26
Which like that's weird. Like why did they try to do
51:30
this? Just a way to embarrass.
51:33
Yeah and whatever and then he's like so now we're going to take
51:37
your prom photos and the photos are so up close of the two of
51:40
them that you cannot tell what either of them is wearing.
51:43
Yeah like what was the point? Point.
51:45
Again, I think like you said it was like the embarrassment.
51:48
Yeah, laughter. Yeah, so, yeah, this is leaked.
51:52
And this is where the movie stopped being any kind of
51:54
light-hearted fun. And this is.
51:56
Yeah, it's uncomfortable because we had the one-two punch of salt
52:01
and then further assault. Yeah.
52:04
And okay. So the guy gets distracted and
52:07
loses his gun, and during that whole thing, Sienna gets up and
52:14
grabs the gun. And then you think things are
52:17
about the turn here but then she shoots Junie.
52:20
Yep. She's in on it.
52:22
Yeah, they while I had been knocked out at some point and
52:29
they wake him up by dumping junie's bucket of P1?
52:32
Is that what they did? Yeah.
52:33
Oh no. And that man may have been
52:36
concussed but he immediately, he was woken up with a bucket of B,
52:42
that's nasty. Yeah, she's in on it.
52:48
She said, everybody knew except for her and Kennedy what
52:51
happened in Kennedy's? Like why did I get so much
52:53
torture tonight than yeah? Right.
52:55
So fucked up. Yeah.
52:58
And so she's like, she's mad because none of her friends told
53:01
like most of her friends either kept the secret or you know,
53:05
they were the actual cheaters. Yeah.
53:07
I mean, yeah. Okay.
53:10
So yeah her whole thing is just getting revenge for that and
53:13
they're like but why are you partnered up with And she's
53:15
like, this isn't Grant and they're like, who isn't she says
53:17
a friend and we never get the answer.
53:19
Other than his name is vain and he works at a body shop.
53:22
Yep. We do see him at the end of the
53:25
movie. Yeah.
53:26
But like we just don't know who the fuck this dude is.
53:29
Yeah, so Priscilla has a glass Shard and she uses it to cut
53:37
through her seat belts and she attacks the end but CN stabs her
53:42
in the face with her shoe talk about Uh stiletto heel.
53:46
Yeah yeah that's a brutal kill. So Vain then told CN to shoot
53:52
Wally and she's like well I don't actually like your shoes.
53:55
Like I'm mad at him but I don't want to kill him.
53:56
I just want to kill literally like well he's just like he's
54:00
like I love you, I love you, he loves me.
54:05
And then when she can't do it, she decides that she's going to
54:07
try and shoot vain but she's out of bullets.
54:09
So he shoots them both. Then all of a sudden, a phone
54:16
gets a signal and it makes a sound.
54:19
And so veins, like what happened?
54:22
And then he makes Kennedy get out of the back of the limo, and
54:26
go to the front and drive. And then this is where we cut to
54:28
the police chase of the hijacked limo and all the news stories
54:33
from before we as parents are, have been watching the news.
54:37
I think they're calling the cops or something.
54:38
I don't. Yeah yeah I'm just like a
54:42
helicopter. That's It's check, chasing them
54:44
and recording them. And yeah, there's like a whole
54:46
high-speed chase going on. And there's like, smoke, filling
54:50
the back of the limo, which I guess is killing Lee and all the
54:53
Honda, anybody else who's still alive?
54:55
Yeah. And when they get to a point
54:58
where the limo stocks vein makes Kennedy get out and run and he
55:01
says, and don't stop running and Kennedy thinks that, you know,
55:04
his friends, maybe I'm saying, maybe their friends are still
55:10
alive possibly. So like he doesn't want to It's
55:13
their lives, so he's running and then he ends up getting arrested
55:17
and he's like trying to tell them, he's like, it wasn't me.
55:19
There's a killer in the limo and they're like, well, you know, we
55:23
kind of with this one and the other person in the car, got
55:26
away while we were chasing the nude underage child.
55:31
Yeah. I can't tell.
55:32
Do they believe him like you're naked.
55:34
I don't know if I'm gonna put a lot of stock in what you're
55:36
saying, right? Well, here's the thing because
55:38
he was like, there was like so many cameras running.
55:41
Surely. You can find something and They
55:43
managed to pull this like 10 second clip of Kennedy view like
55:47
fucking shooter. Yeah, that's right.
55:50
Yeah. I mean there's hours of footage
55:52
available to them, but they found this 10 second Clips
55:55
somehow between the limo crashing and them tackling him.
56:00
Yeah, this movie makes a weird transition at this point too.
56:03
Because like now it's like the cops that were following.
56:06
Yeah. And they're like doing detective
56:08
work. Every other kid and that limos
56:11
dead, though. Yeah, everybody is Is there all
56:13
day and they do tell Kennedy though they said we've also
56:20
found the body of the chauffeur in the trunk and she holds up
56:24
the license and it's a completely different dude.
56:28
And Kennedy makes a strong choice of saying that wasn't our
56:36
chauffeur our chauffeur was a black guy which, you know, I
56:42
mean it sounds of descriptor but it's also like Yeah, I mean,
56:47
give more details, you know? Yeah, that's not your driver.
56:51
Driver was Cuba Gooding jr. So younger brother.
56:54
I mean, I'm sure they probably asked for more details on what
56:56
he looked like, but it was just like a little bit, like Cuba,
56:59
but older younger. He's the younger brother.
57:04
He's older. Now, come on, he's still younger
57:08
than Cuba. You think about Cuba?
57:10
You're thinking about him in the golden days back whenever he was
57:13
in hit movies, such as radio. And Kangaroo Jack Kangaroo,
57:18
Jack. He was older than that.
57:23
Okay? And then the detectives go to
57:27
this body shop where they believe the limo had been like
57:33
had worked on. Oh yeah.
57:34
Had work done on it before the night of the prom and the person
57:39
they talk to is vain, and it's the guy that we originally saw
57:43
is the chauffeur. Yeah.
57:46
They're like what do they ask him?
57:50
They he says that he's going to like grab something to show
57:53
them. I don't know if it was like
57:55
because they're asking like do you recognize CN you know
57:58
showing pictures and so he's like well let me go check my
58:01
invoices or whatever. And when he reaches into the
58:03
drawer, he pulls out a gun in the, a custom black.
58:05
New heard gunshots. Yeah.
58:07
And then the credits roll. Yep.
58:09
And that's the end of the movie was the end of it just ends.
58:12
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking.
58:15
Yeah, we needed leak. Another 30 or 45 seconds, like
58:19
just something just something. Yeah, it kind of is a little bit
58:24
like to interrupt, it makes me mad.
58:26
But yes if it's abrupt in it can be you can have abrupt endings
58:31
and they can be good, but this is just not a good example one
58:34
because it doesn't answer anything and it's not like a
58:38
good kind of mysteries just like did you forget to write this I
58:42
don't know, it's weird. Okay, okay, after talking about
58:45
it, do you feel any differently about it?
58:48
You feel better worse, man. The fun parts are really fun.
58:52
The not phone parts are really not fun, but I think I'm going
58:57
to still stick with the six. Okay?
59:01
I think I'm sticking with my three, I don't know.
59:05
There are moments of this movie that are good.
59:07
Like I do think that the killing of Priscilla with the heel to
59:14
the is fucking nice. Yeah.
59:17
The scene where CN is beating the shit out of her.
59:22
I like that. So what what's something that
59:25
you would? What's one thing that you would
59:26
change some Amigos? Better for you.
59:29
I mean I would just I don't know.
59:31
I felt like It just felt like the stakes weren't really.
59:41
People are dying, but like I don't really fully understand.
59:43
Like, nothing is explained and I feel like the movie think.
59:47
So it's actually explaining things but it's really just
59:48
making things. More confusing.
59:50
I think they knew what the story was in their heads and they
59:53
didn't convey it quite as well as they wanted and must have
59:56
been something like that. I just like, I don't know.
1:00:00
I just, I felt lost more than anything with this.
1:00:04
I don't feel like I watched like a full story.
1:00:08
I just saw moments happen. Okay, speaking of having
1:00:12
something in your head but not being able to fully convey it.
1:00:14
Yeah. What was scouts favorite part?
1:00:16
Okay. So Scout hopped onto the couch.
1:00:20
I think it was around the time the Juni had to pee, right?
1:00:24
I don't remember exactly which part of it, it was okay but her
1:00:28
favorite part of this, I, Boy, what is your favorite part?
1:00:37
I don't fucking know what is it obviously it was all of the seat
1:00:41
belts locking so that way nobody's allowed to get up.
1:00:44
That's good. Yeah, that's good.
1:00:46
So she can always get on their abs.
1:00:47
Yeah. Laps four days.
1:00:50
Okay. Yeah, you're right.
1:00:51
Okay. Who did you relate to?
1:00:54
Oh boy, we did I relate to God, man, I don't fucking know
1:01:01
everybody in this movie kind of sucks in their own way. but I
1:01:10
guess, I don't know, I'll relay it to Wally in that.
1:01:23
I have also worn a fedora and a cringy way to a dance.
1:01:29
Like whenever we wore them to our to like something in
1:01:34
college, I was a house party is a house party in an apartment
1:01:38
that since become condemned. Exactly.
1:01:40
Yeah, we did that. We were four doors so that I
1:01:43
mean, obviously I really did you any because of the peeing?
1:01:46
Yeah, I get it. Yeah, this is a, this is a tough
1:01:50
one for me because like this that's another thing about this
1:01:52
movie, they don't really give them any like qualities.
1:01:56
Yeah. They're just kind of characters
1:01:58
of high schoolers of them. Yeah, it's just weird.
1:02:01
I don't know, and there's nothing likable, they're just
1:02:04
not likable people at all. I think that's another problem I
1:02:07
have with it. Like, I don't, I didn't really
1:02:10
root for anybody here. Honestly, I may be like, I
1:02:12
guess, Alejandra and but then like we don't even get like she
1:02:16
just dies. Yeah, she wasn't.
1:02:18
Even one of the ones at the beach.
1:02:19
She just shows up while they're all getting ready for prom and
1:02:22
we yeah, same thing just dies, you know, like I don't know.
1:02:27
It's weird man. So yeah, we already talked about
1:02:32
our dreams equals. Yeah.
1:02:33
Yeah. Whole trilogy planned out for
1:02:35
this. Yeah, absolutely.
1:02:37
Okay, so every review. Okay, it's a night out of 10.
1:02:43
And nine ounces and that's gotta be somebody involved.
1:02:46
I watch this movie with someone of a lower expectation as the
1:02:48
movies. Budget wasn't on Independence.
1:02:50
Day levels that said I was pleasantly surprised by how good
1:02:53
Prime ride turned out to be. I'll not get into many details
1:02:56
about the plot to avoid, spoiling it for others, but I
1:02:58
can say that acting was not bad at all, and I thought that maybe
1:03:00
delivered. Well, I have to say Deanna packs
1:03:02
performance, stood out the most was Junie, okay.
1:03:05
If there's such a thing as scary and fun all in a horror movie
1:03:09
comrade has it. I had a few laughs and I also
1:03:11
had my heart rate to increase. A good movie, does that?
1:03:15
Okay, so I agree with their point.
1:03:18
Like it's not going to win like Major Academy Awards or
1:03:24
anything, but I had fun with it for like a tiny budget movie.
1:03:28
Yeah, I think that they do okay with it.
1:03:31
I don't really think that they acting.
1:03:32
Is that great, though. But you know everybody has their
1:03:35
own standards for stuff like that, you know?
1:03:38
I if somebody is okay with the acting going on in this movie,
1:03:41
then that's fine. But I like plenty of movies that
1:03:45
have to Acting too, but I don't feel like this had the fun bad
1:03:50
aspects to, it, just kind of had, like, the bad bad.
1:03:54
You said that after there is a whole choreographed lip-sync,
1:03:58
that was, that was great. That was the highlight of the
1:04:00
movie for me after that. I think the problem is.
1:04:02
It happened too soon for you. Yeah.
1:04:04
With like five minutes to be like halfway through the movie.
1:04:07
I'm like, oh my God I can't that would have been one of the
1:04:10
things like okay Parker you're gonna have to get her up and ask
1:04:13
Junie to the prom You have to sing a song to her.
1:04:17
Yeah. But then again, I was how I
1:04:20
didn't. It happened perfectly actually,
1:04:24
it just after that, you can't top it.
1:04:27
So it's just all downhill after that for me.
1:04:31
All right. Travis well.
1:04:34
Titular question. Yeah.
1:04:36
To be or not to be. Um, I would say I wouldn't watch
1:04:47
it again. If you ask me though, I would
1:04:51
say, you know what? Sure give it a shot because you
1:04:54
might like it there might be something there for you.
1:04:57
Okay. You know.
1:04:58
But personally I just don't really think for me that this is
1:05:03
something that has a lot of real watchability.
1:05:05
Would you re-watch the lip sync? Yes.
1:05:07
Okay. I feel like it's got to be kind
1:05:09
of like me. It was straight edge.
1:05:11
Kegger Where I like to watch the Montage and then I'm like, all
1:05:16
right, that's enough. Yeah.
1:05:18
I mean, I could be like that too.
1:05:19
Like, yeah, watch the movie for the, the prom, like him asking
1:05:24
her to prom after that, you can check out or you can finish
1:05:27
watching it. Yeah.
1:05:28
If you want to at least watch the first 5, to 10 minutes of
1:05:31
this movie and then, see for yourself from there.
1:05:34
If it's grab your attention at that point, then go.
1:05:37
But if not, then yeah. Okay, what about you?
1:05:40
I would I would probably watched the whole thing.
1:05:42
Again, I enjoyed it enough. I don't think like it's one that
1:05:48
would immediately pop into mind. But like, you know, if you
1:05:50
turned on Pluto and it was playing, I really can't leave
1:05:53
that shit on. I was saying it was very funny
1:05:55
seeing the recommended movie. After this being among friends,
1:05:59
I know, which I don't know if you guys have never heard us.
1:06:02
Talk about that. We talked about it with her
1:06:04
friend. Joe fire state of fear.
1:06:06
Yeah, that was the movie that we brought over there.
1:06:09
It's Daniel Harris has directed movie.
1:06:13
And yeah, it's very similar tone, but I like that one a
1:06:19
little bit more. Okay, yeah.
1:06:22
All right. Well, this is definitely.
1:06:25
I mean every movie has its fanbase.
1:06:28
Yeah. That's me and not you.
1:06:31
Exactly. Yes.
1:06:32
I know. That's how it goes.
1:06:34
Okay. All right.
1:06:35
Well, then that's it for this one.
1:06:37
All right. Join us on Thursday, for our
1:06:40
continued prom coverage. With the 1976 Carrie?
1:06:45
Yes, I'm very excited. We're about to talk about that
1:06:48
now. Yep, after I pull a journey,
1:06:52
take a quick little break. Yep.
1:06:56
See you guys next week.