Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / bloodshot brown - oct 23 2026
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- Chris Laker: I am more well rested today than I was yesterday. It was awful yesterday. My eyes are still bloodshot, I think. I maybe they're always bloodshot. I don't really look at them that much. I'm complimented on my eyes, which I think is always the easy compliment. To me, the compliment nice eyes is I'm searching for something and you don't have jaundice. That's great. I have nice eyes. and not really. some people have eyes where you're like, fuck. I'm drawn into those eyes. I don't have that. I just have brown eyes. Technically hazel. I've been told Hazel since I was a kid. I don't even know what that means. Really? Hazel? I say brown. think on my driver's license it says brown. they don't check. anytime I've gotten a driver's license, I put brown no one said, hmm, actually more hazel. if I put hazel, I think they would have been sure. that something on the birth certificate? I lost my birth certificate. I don't know where it is. I had it for a long time. I was pretty proud of the fact that I had my birth certificate still comes a time in your life where you gotta go to your parents and say, I need my birth certificate. I'm going out into the world. wonder if I get pulled over and a cop looks at my driver's license and really looks in my eyes that you got hazel eyes. It says on your driver's license they're brown. Do you steal somebody's identity? Is this really you? Next time I get a driver's license. I'm gonna go hazel on there, see what happens. I should put bloodshot brown. It's Friday. That's good. Maybe go see a movie tonight. Digger's still in theaters. You could still give Digger a new life. if everyone in the United States went out to see Digger tonight, that would be huge. We would be doing a great service to Tom Cruise to give Digger a late in the game surge. And then, what's the number one box office all of sudden? Digger, what they were calling a flop. Now Behemoth. Why? Tom Cruise. So everybody go I'm I might go see Digger tonight. I still haven't seen it. So maybe tonight. I'm not making any promises actually. Got some things going on. There's other things happening. Let's get to the news. New World screw worm cases confirmed in wildlife in Texas, beef cow in New Mexico. The screw worms back. We had screw worm summer. It was really hot in like June, July. didn't hear about it for a while. We were rid of the screw worm pretty much until Elon Musk's interns went in and started cutting programs they didn't know anything about. now the screw worm gets a gets a new life. It's great for the screw worm. They're back, they're in the cows, I don't know what they're doing. They're eating them. it's bad for the cow if you want to eat the cow for sure. You're not can't I you can't eat it anymore. It's got screw worms. some of these program cuts are insidious plots. I think this one was just stupidity. Etsy to restrict AI generated content in effort to combat seller slop. sounds good. There's all sorts of bullshit on Etsy though. it's originally it was supposed to be people making things and selling them direct to customers now it's just a bunch of crap. It it's hard to believe there'd be a market for the AI generated content because AI generated stuff looks so awful. I still see it everywhere. It always looks so bad. It's almost funny how bad AI generated content looks because it should be good. AI, I thought, was just sucking in the entirety of art and literature and philosophy and spoken word and written word and everything that has been recorded, put together spits out the best poster for your event. It's always posters for events it just looks like dog shit. and it's specifically AI shit. it can't even cover up that it's AI. I don't understand. I don't know what they're selling on Etsy probably. AI created T shirts can't sell it on Etsy. Probably sell it on Amazon. I'm sure they don't have a problem. They probably encourage it. Israel orders full lockdown of occupied West Bank after two soldiers killed in shooting. That's not gonna be good. they're going door to door, evacuating people out of their homes destroying what they're calling terrorist infrastructure and building settlement infrastructure more people just be thrown out of their homes so people could move into them, Yeah, and Yahoo. He he's running for re-election. He's 77. How old do you have to be to keep being this motherfucker? Just stop it. Just go away, dude. What is it with these baby boomers that they have to be evil and like never stop? 77 years old. retire. You you've been an evil war criminal, and you can go retire even, and nothing will happen to you. But no, Man arrested after beheading Iwo Jima statue in Virginia with sledgeham. this was in Quantico. Yeah, you're gonna get caught. No reason to do that to begin with. Nobody's on this dude's side. He's going to jail. I don't know how much time you can do for hitting a statue with a sledgehammer, but is going to be more than that. Nobody like, good, you did that. People are losing their fucking minds. That dude is in trouble. there's no making sense out of this. It's like, why'd you do that? You're not gonna get a good answer out of the guy. there's no clear motive. There's not gonna be any clear motive. There's not gonna be an acceptable answer where you're gonna be like, I kind of can see that. not like he took the heads and was like, I'm gonna sell these heads or something that would still be dumb, but you could see like, it was something to gain. it's just I'm gonna attack this statue and ruin my life. yeah, he kind of ruined his life there. Kremlin says first tanker of Russian diesel set to set sail for the US despite Ukraine's protests. That's because the president of the United States is a traitor to this country. whether or not Putin has blackmail material on Trump. I don't know. if he does, would hope at some point we get to see what it is. I don't care if it's while he's alive or after we have the biggest party in the world. This desperate attempt to somehow maybe bring down Diesel prices a little bit before the election, And I don't think this midterm election's gonna go off just real smooth either. gonna he's gonna try some fucking weird shit. Yeah. So enjoy the Russian diesel, you fucking Pentagon directive bans troops from using non public info to bet in prediction markets. I don't have a problem with people making money on the prediction markets, however. It's stupid. It should be illegal. So while it's legal, take them for whatever they're worth. anything that takes money away from polymarket and calci. Is fine by me. If that is people using insider information, I want them to go out of business. if they want to be unregulated betting, be unregulated betting and let people just do whatever. if they catch them, then they can ban people, but there's no laws against it because fuck you. you want to prey upon gambling addicts. You should get preyed upon by People with inside information. I don't know if that even makes sense. I don't stand by that statement, but it sounds right to me right now. I'm wrong about a lot of things. I just say things with conviction in the moment, I don't know. But it sounds like people using inside information to make money off those companies. is good because they're bad companies. this has been sponsored by Novig, the Sydney Sweeney betting app. there's probably other people in the government making money off prediction markets and inside information, but the troops aren't allowed to do that? I think they should be allowed to do it. Fuck it. Let the troops bet. I'm sorry, not bet. It's not betting. It's not gambling. It's prediction markets. There's investing. Ukrainian officials say star shield restrictions still in place despite Trump's claims. Trump's a liar and he's working with Putin. In my opinion, is my opinion there. It's not news. Not that I'm adverse to being sued by the Trump administration. then I would get to depose him. I'm defending myself, so I'd be running the deposition Deadly shooting near Paris investigated as crime of terrorism, Minister says. What's going on over there in Paris? I wonder if I went to Paris, if it would just seem like normal or it would be complete chaos as it's being portrayed in the news right now. I've been in LA when they're acting like it's chaos here, or in New York, where they're doing saying that there. And it's like, yeah, it's fine. It's totally it's what are you talking about? I just went out for some coffee. New York bans horse drawn carriages over safety and abuse concerns. No way a horse is enjoying that job. It's awful. They keep them in these parking garages on the west side. It's an old parking garage that they turn into a stable, but it's cement and they have to walk up the ramp. so they spend whatever off time they have in a parking garage next to the West Side Highway. And then all day they're just lined up on Central Park South there waiting for tourists who I don't know who the fuck thinks that's a good idea. It's gotta cost a lot of money. And then to go around Central Park when you could just walk around Central Park there's a lot of huge piles of horse shit in Central Park that smell. let the horses go retire. I don't know what you do with retired horses. I don't wanna look too much into that. Something tells me it's not always relaxing in a field. they should have gotten rid of these hor horse drawn carriages a long time ago. I did go on one when I was a kid.