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I Will Fart in the Reservoir (Signs 2002) · Scarier Things Club

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  There are rules to surviving a horror movie.
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  Don't split up, don't investigate the noise, and never say, "I'll be right
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  back." Here, three friends break down the scares, the kills, the monsters,
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  and the terrible decisions that got everyone there in the first place.
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  We rate the scares, we roast the victims, and we ask the important
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  question, would we survive?
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  So dim the lights, pour the drinks, and prepare for spoilers.
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  This is The Scarier Things Club
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  Hi, welcome back, episode four of the Scarier Things Club.
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  We ex- are so excited that you're here.
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  We hope that you have watched along with us.
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  Um, today, we are back to our normal routine and we will be covering Signs
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  from all the way back to, uh, 2002.
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  This is a 24-year-old movie, which is pretty crazy.
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  I mean, we- That's crazy … we've watched older movies.
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  Alien.
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  Yeah, we have.
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  Alien being the oldest.
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  But yeah, this one I remember, like, little things about it, and then
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  re-watching it, I really was so into it.
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  So, this is starring Mel Gibson, which I had started watching this movie, and Alec,
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  which he's very much against scary movies.
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  He hates them, but he said, "Oh, this got Mel Gibson in it? Oh, I know I
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  ain't gonna watch that. That's gonna be too realistic." Pretty so realistic.
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  Yes.
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  I was like, "You are so full of poop." Um, but yeah, so today,
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  again we're talking about Signs.
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  It has Mel Gibston, Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Abigail Breslin,
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  and Rory Culkin, which I didn't realize there was, like, more Culkin.
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  Yeah.
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  Those genes are strong.
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  The whole family.
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  They l- they all look the same.
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  They all look the same?
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  This is true.
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  I mean, I only know about the three of them, right?
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  Rory- Kieran and Macaulay Oh, I forgot about Kieran Um, there are probably more.
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  Yeah.
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  Kieran's, uh, I don't know That's how much Rory looks like
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  Kieran that I thought- Yeah
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  Kieran was Ror- Rory in this movie Kieran- Kieran … Kieran looks, he
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  seems like he's a funny guy, like a cool person to just hang out with.
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  What is he in?
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  He's been in some other movies, but I think I saw him on maybe Hot Ones.
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  Okay.
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  And he's just, like, genuinely entertaining and funny-
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  Yeah … just in his real life.
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  Yeah.
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  But he's an actor as well?
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Okay.
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  I can't remember what he's been in.
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  A lot, like, you'd probably be like, "Oh, yeah, I've seen this and
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  that and that." I just can't recall specifically a movie right now.
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  Gotcha, gotcha.
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  I consider this movie to be kind of like a long lost alien movie.
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  Um, I feel like it just kind of falls into the shadow of, of
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  different alien movies like Alien and even, like, War of the Worlds.
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  I'm trying to think.
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  The Arrival I feel like was, like, a big one.
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  I feel like this one just kind of, like, fell through the cracks a little bit.
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  So I hope that you've watched along.
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  Today, quickly I bring to the club just a quick discussion on the actor.
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  And I know, or not the actor, but the, uh, director.
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  And I know, I feel like each episode we're like, "No, we're not gonna
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  talk about the director," but then here's a fact about the director.
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  I did not realize that M. Night Shyamalan directed this, and I just
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  found that interesting 'cause I feel like he's such a polarizing director.
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  You either, I feel like either his movies hit or they don't.
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  And so I just… Also, the range.
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  I didn't realize that he had directed The Sixth Sense, which
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  I hope that we watch soon.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  I don't think I've ever seen that movie.
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  Oh.
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  Oh, really?
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  Wow.
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  Yeah, I don't think so.
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  You know, you know the- Yes … the deal?
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  Okay.
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  Yes, I do.
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  Oh, okay.
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  But he also directed, like, Unbreakable.
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  Yep.
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  Yes.
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  And Split.
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  And Glass.
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  Did he do all three?
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  Yeah, I believe so.
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  That's a good series.
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  Yeah.
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  That is a good little- Good little universe of movies Mm-hmm.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And just, like, so intricate.
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  The Village, The Happening, and I- The Happening, I don't think I know that one.
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  That one has- It's with the trees, right?
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  Yeah.
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  I think it's got, like, Mark Wahlberg in it, and there's like, there's some
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  kind of nature driven I don't wanna say disease, but, like, it makes you
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  go crazy, and then you kill yourself.
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  Oh.
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  And it, like, starts in America, and then I think it spreads-
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  Okay … to, like, other places.
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  But yeah, I just feel like he is one of the most talented, creative,
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  and frustrating directors out there.
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  And it's like he's really good at building suspense, making these, like, really
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  memorable concepts, but then somehow the twists just don't always land.
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  And, like, the quality- Yeah … of his stuff is a little inconsistent.
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  But I just was really shook whenever I realized, like, he directed this.
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  Mm. And I forgot that he likes to do cameos-
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  in his movies.
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  Yeah.
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  And I kinda, I think that's fun.
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  I like that, that little- Yeah … twist.
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  Um- I like when a director does that.
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  Or like around, like when they put Stephenie Meyer in the Twilight movies.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  I like a little cameo.
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  Yeah.
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  I think with him, was The Sixth Sense, like, his first big- Yeah, that was like-
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  hit?
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  … his breakout.
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  Oh, wow.
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  So- I think.
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  I think that was.
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  I think it was, I think that was the first one, and then I know Signs
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  came after, but I- Mm-hmm … or maybe Unbreakable was after that.
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  Yeah, I don't know the order- I can't … Yeah, I don't know what- … of
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  all of them … what the release dates were, but Signs d- I mean, not Signs,
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  The Sixth Sense was definitely his…
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  You know, when that came out, that- Yeah, kinda put him on the map kinda thing.
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  Yeah.
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  I think with that- You have a movie that has this iconic twist- Yeah … and
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  it's, that's your movie that people are like, "Oh, those are the kind of
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  movies this guy makes." And then you continually make movies that do have
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  some sort of element of a twist- Yeah
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  and then people are expecting it, and so the bar was set so high.
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  That's true.
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  And I- you listing off a lot of his mo- I like a lot of those movies.
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  I think the only one that I remember watching and being like, "Oh, my
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  gosh, I can't believe I spent my time on that," was The Village.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Did he do The Witch, too?
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  No.
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  No, it was somebody else?
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  I, I don't think so.
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  But The Village, I remember getting to the end of that and being
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  like, "Are you kidding?" Really?
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  Yeah.
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  And
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  there was a ti- people have gone sour on him, a lot of folks.
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  Yeah.
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  And it, people went, "Ugh, it's probably gonna be a bad movie he's directed,"
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  like, if he comes out with a new one.
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  Yeah.
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  But I guess if you look at the body of work as a whole, the, the perception
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  of him doesn't really match what I think he's actually put out, because
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  I do think I like a lot of the movies.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I don't know.
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  And didn't him and, like, Nicholas Sparks just come out with a … I feel
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  like they, like, wrote a book together.
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  Nicholas Sparks?
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  Yes.
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  The Notebook?
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  I'm pretty sure.
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  Let me look it up really quick.
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  That is quite a pa- you know what?
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  That is such an odd pairing that I would read it just for the kicks.
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  I bet it, like, works in a way.
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  Yeah, let's see.
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  So they, yeah, they co-created a joint … Yeah, so they did
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  a, it's a project called Remain.
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  Blends romance and the supernatural.
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  Okay.
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  Apparently it was published October 14th of last year.
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  Okay.
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  So- I might have to get that for the beach.
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  Ooh.
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  I wonder if that's on Kindle.
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  I do need a good, I need a beach read.
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  I don't usually like romance books, but I do like a mystery.
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  Okay, I'm gonna- Right?
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  All right.
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  So Sixth Sense definitely was the first one, then Unbreakable, then
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  Signs, but I'm gonna blow your mind.
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  Did he direct something that we'll be like, "What?" Trap.
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  Trap.
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  Oh, with Josh Hartnett?
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  Yeah.
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  That movie was good.
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  Have you seen it?
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  No, I haven't.
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  Okay, we're gonna watch it.
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  I had no idea that that was- Is it scary?
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  an M. Night movie.
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  It's a- Not really … suspenseful movie.
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  Oh, is that the one that just came out, like, with, like, the concert?
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  Yeah, not too long ago.
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  Yeah, it was, it was… I thought it was a great movie.
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  I thought it was well done.
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  Let me see if it's on this list.
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  I might have to add it.
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  Which that one was cool, 'cause you know the premise up front.
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  You know who the killer is- Yeah … from the previews.
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  Okay.
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  And you're like, "How's it gonna-" Yeah, I really enjoyed that one.
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  "What's gonna happen here?" Okay, it's added.
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  So Remain is on Kindle.
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  It's not free unfortunately, but- Oh, pass … I might- We'll wait till that's free.
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  Ah, okay, perfect.
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  Perfect.
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  Perfect.
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  Yeah, um, so and then the inspiration of this movie kinda came from,
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  like, a, a combination of things.
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  So, like, when crop circles in the UK kind of, like, all went
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  crazy, and then have y'all heard of the Kelly-Hopkinville encounter?
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  I have not heard of that, no.
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  I don't think so.
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  So this is… It was a family in Kentucky who lived on a farm, and they claimed
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  that these little green men kept visiting their farm and, like, causing a ruckus.
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  And so that's also kind of the origin of, like, aliens being little green men.
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  When was that?
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  Uh, 1955.
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  Oh, so a long time ago.
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  Okay.
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  Long time ago.
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  Makes sense.
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  Yeah.
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  And it was kinda like one of the things, like, where eventually they
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  just had enough and they just, like, fled in the middle of the night.
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  The people?
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  Yeah the people at the farm.
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  Oh.
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  'Cause they kept, like, hearing things, like, on, like, second story windows.
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  Uh-huh.
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  And, like, I think, like, animals were acting weird.
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  I don't know if there was, like, any kind of, like, animal
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  mutilation or anything like that.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  But yeah, that's kind of, like, where he drew inspiration- Hmm
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  for this movie.
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  Interesting.
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  I enjoy, like, a good kind of, like, fun fact.
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  I'm- Yeah … I'm realizing this doing this podcast.
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  So that's what I brought to the club today.
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  Awesome.
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  There was a period of time, and it might be, it might have been because of this
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  movie, uh, 'cause I was looking it up- I remember as a, like, preteen young
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  person, which would've been about the…
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  I was 12 when this came out.
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  Like, I remember my dad watching… There being all kinds of alien stuff on
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  the TV, like people out in fields, like showing how, "Here's how you could make
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  a crop circle- Oh, yeah … with the board and the ropes- And rope … and
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  you're w- And, and three people could make one this size in, like- Yeah
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  four hours," and trying to debunk and show it as a hoax and whatever.
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  And there were multiple, like, documentaries on it.
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  I feel like it was on the news.
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  And I was like, "Why is everybody freaking out about crop circles
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  all of a sudden?" Right.
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  Is this a thing?
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  And that might be why I have feelings about aliens now, 'cause I was subjected
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  to so much alien news- Oh, right
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  as a child that I was like, "This is not… it's nothing." Um-
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  Right … but that, there was a craze around this time I feel like.
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  Yeah.
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  And I don't know if it was because of this movie or if this movie drew
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  from what was already kinda bubbling.
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  I don't know if it reignited people's interest in crop circles.
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  Right.
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  But there were a group in, maybe two guys, in the early '90s in the
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  UK that they admitted to, I don't know, it was a multiple… Okay,
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  they admitted to creating hundreds of crop circles over a 15-year period
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  with the wooden planks and ropes.
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  Gosh.
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  So for 15 years- It takes years … they kept this secret and people- Wow
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  thought that aliens or some being was m- in the UK w- was just making crop circles.
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  Yeah.
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  So that was in '91, though, so- I wonder how they- I don't know … made these
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  'cause some of these, I mean, if you look 'em up, are just so intricate.
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  Yeah, with no drone.
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  With no drone.
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  Yeah.
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  Nothing from above- Yeah … to be able to tell what you're doing.
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  That is impressive.
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  It's actually impressive.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  To, and 'cause you gotta do it under cover of night.
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  Yeah.
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  I looked up are there any recent ones?
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  And it says yes, they're still appearing, I don't necessarily know where.
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  Apparently, like, there are, uh, like a hotspot is Wiltshire in the UK.
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  Where's Stonehenge?
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  I feel like we should probably know that, that answer.
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  Let's see.
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  But I'll be honest with you, I don't know Europe?
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  Europe, question mark?
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  But we have- It's big rocks.
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  I don't know how to spell … we have Google.
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  We have Google.
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  Uh, it is in Wiltshire.
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  Wiltshire.
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  Is that the place?
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  Wiltshire.
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  Yeah.
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  Um… There you go.
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  England.
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  Huh.
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  I wonder if that's like… I wonder why that- Do people think aliens- … why
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  that area … did- Yeah Yeah, I mean, they're, they- Like the, um- They-
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  … stones … yeah, 'cause they have you know, they don't have any explanation or
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  a- history on what it actually is, right?
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, yeah, 'cause people think aliens did the pyramids too.
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  The pyramids too as well.
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  Well, aren't they like in- I mean, the pyramids are a mystery.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, aren't they, like, in, like, drawings and stuff?
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  What?
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  Like UFOs, like flying saucers- I don't know … in, like, Egypt.
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  I- I wouldn't put anything past the Egyptians.
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  That civilization is fascinating to me.
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  Yeah, it really is.
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  The ancient Egyptians.
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  We need a scary movie on ancient Egyptians.
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  Not The Mummy.
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  Oh, like there are- Not The Mummy … several.
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  With, uh, what's his name?
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  Brendan Fraser.
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  Yes.
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  The Rock.
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  No way.
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  The Rock.
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  Is he… Yeah.
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  He was in that Scorpion King one- Yeah, Scorpion King … where
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  he had the weird, uh- Wig?
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  Oh, okay.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Should we put that one?
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  Is that- Is that a scary movie or is that like a- It's not really.
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  No, that's
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  just more of an action- I feel like that's like a national
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  treasure type- Yeah … thing.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Yeah, I don't know if The Mummy- It might be a suspense action.
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  It must be.
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  Yeah.
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  Maybe it's more of an action movie.
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  Yeah, I think they- Okay.
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  We can put a pass on that one then … I think they are
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  coming out with the- There is…
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  Yes.
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  There is a new one.
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  There is a new Mummy.
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  Like a scary one or, or- Yes.
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  Yes, you're right.
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  Uh-huh.
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  Yes.
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  It's like a little girl.
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  Oh, I don't know.
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  I haven't seen anything.
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  I don't think it got great.
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  Oh, it's already out?
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  Yes.
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  Oh.
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  Oh, no, I was thinking the… So I heard… I need to fact check
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  this, so this may not be true.
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  Uh, but- We're just telling you about movies that don't exist … yeah,
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  we're just telling you about movies that I wish existed.
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  But I, I know what, I just saw a trailer for Werewolf.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Oh.
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  Which, from the director of Nosferatu, and- I need to see Nosferatu … it's
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  r- it's a beautiful movie.
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  Okay.
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  It is beautiful.
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  Like, so visually appealing.
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  Yeah.
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  It's, yeah, it's really, really well done.
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  Not scary, but- Right … a beautiful movie.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  And creepy.
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  It has a good scary ambiance.
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  'Cause is Nosferatu a vampire?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  And I think, I think they're trying to make, like, all of
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  the classic monsters maybe.
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  Oh, yeah, 'cause they just did, like, Frankenstein not too long ago, did they?
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  There was one that came out, but if that was… I don't know if
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  it's gonna be a part of the same- Oh, the one with Jacob Elordi?
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  I don't know.
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  It's, uh, Gui- Was that Frankenstein?
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  … Guillermo, uh, Guillermo del Toro.
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  Oh, okay.
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  That one.
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  Yeah.
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  Is that the one you're talking about, the one on Netflix?
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  I had, I had feelings about that one.
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  I thought it was great.
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  Should we add it?
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  It's, um… We can.
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  Okay.
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  We can.
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  I mean- I don't know if it's scary, but we can.
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  Fun fact- 'Cause I have thoughts about it, for sure … Beth is
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  the authority on Frankenstein.
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  I wouldn't say that, but I, it is- I will say it … it is my favorite novel.
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  Oh, is it really?
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  And I had some…
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  when you say that a movie is an accurate- Yeah … retelling of that
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  story, it better be, and I- Oh, okay.
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  I'll save it.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  I think, I think I would like this discussion.
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  Yeah.
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  Maybe I should read the book and then watch the movie.
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  How big is the book?
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  It's thick.
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  Should that be my beach read?
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  No.
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  Okay.
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  Perfect.
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  No?
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  Okay.
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  No.
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  It's not a casual read.
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  Okay The language is cumbersome.
• 14:53
  Oh, do they have like a modern- Yeah, yeah, you could, get…
• 14:58
  Honestly, if I were you- … I would go to like, Shmoop or SparkNotes or
• 15:02
  whatever and g- and be like, "Tell, just tell me what happens." Okay.
• 15:06
  Because if you just want the story- Yeah
• 15:08
  and the, the themes and all that, those will give you what you want
• 15:13
  without you having to clunk through Mary Shelley period writing.
• 15:17
  Okay.
• 15:18
  There's no NIV version or…?
• 15:20
  That's the, yeah, that's the NIV version.
• 15:21
  New Living Translation.
• 15:22
  That's the ver- Just don't get like the Message version.
• 15:24
  That's not really- That's, uh, Frankenstein with Aaron Eckhart.
• 15:27
  Yeah.
• 15:27
  Yeah.
• 15:27
  These are horror/ Christian Bible translation jokes.
• 15:32
  If you're on the same- … if you're on the same wavelength
• 15:35
  with us- … join the club.
• 15:38
  That's awesome.
• 15:38
  We do this.
• 15:40
  All right, cool.
• 15:40
  Um, yeah, so S- so Signs.
• 15:43
  Back to that, I guess.
• 15:45
  We will kind of give a rundown of what this is about if, since 2002 you- Yeah
• 15:52
  are unfamiliar.
• 15:54
  And after how much I obviously loved the movie Alien- Ugh.
• 15:58
  … I would love to intro this movie.
• 16:01
  So we had pulled up to stream it, and it was classified as a faith thriller,
• 16:07
  and I was like- Yeah … "What?" 'Cause I hadn't seen it- Right … since I
• 16:11
  was a teenager, so like it came out when I was 12, and then I probably had
• 16:14
  not seen it since I was a teenager.
• 16:16
  Yeah.
• 16:17
  And so I r- had forgotten, except for the iconic images that stick with
• 16:22
  you, you know- Yeah … the plot.
• 16:24
  I was like, "I don't know." And so I was confused by that.
• 16:29
  That makes sense after you watch the the movie.
• 16:31
  Yeah.
• 16:31
  I'm like, "That's a very good description of it." Um, so it follows
• 16:33
  this grieving priest and his family.
• 16:36
  He has his two kids and then his brother, adult brother, who lives
• 16:41
  also on the farm with them, and they're in Pennsylvania, and aliens
• 16:47
  are coming to take over the globe.
• 16:50
  You don't know that at the beginning of the movie, but there's a big crop circle
• 16:53
  that shows up in their huge corn field.
• 16:55
  Why a priest needs that much corn-
• 16:57
  I don't know.
• 16:58
  That seems like a lot to take care of.
• 17:00
  A- You know he's not making whiskey out of it.
• 17:02
  No.
• 17:03
  I mean, really, he's not- But he's not a priest anymore.
• 17:05
  He's not, but h- that, all that corn didn't pop up- Six
• 17:08
  months … after his wife died.
• 17:09
  They had that farm.
• 17:11
  That's true.
• 17:11
  And I'm like, "What?" That's true.
• 17:12
  They had that farm.
• 17:13
  That's true.
• 17:13
  Like what… All right.
• 17:16
  He bought that farm.
• 17:17
  But no, his wife did Oh, no.
• 17:21
  Oh, okay.
• 17:22
  Wait, what?
• 17:22
  He's like I've missed something.
• 17:25
  He said
• 17:27
  Oh.
• 17:27
  He said they bought that farm.
• 17:29
  I said, "No, his wife did," 'cause bought the farm is a euphemism for dying.
• 17:34
  Oh.
• 17:34
  Sorry, I went there, and I shouldn't have maybe, but I definitely did.
• 17:38
  Why is that a euphem- I don't know, but if you s- if somebody says, "Well, they
• 17:41
  bought the farm," that means they died.
• 17:43
  Oh, okay.
• 17:45
  Sorry.
• 17:45
  No, no, I, I- No, that's perfect.
• 17:47
  That's hilarious … unintentionally set that up for you, and you knocked- That's-
• 17:49
  … you knocked it out of the park.
• 17:51
  Perfect.
• 17:51
  So they ha- for some reason, priest is taking care of the flock in
• 17:56
  his church- and a lot of crops.
• 17:58
  I don't know why, can't explain it to you, but they have a lot of corn.
• 18:01
  And- He wasn't making enough money as, at the church apparently.
• 18:03
  I guess not.
• 18:04
  You gotta th- pull over on the side of the road in the back of
• 18:07
  your pickup truck, sell some corn.
• 18:09
  Um, which that is the best.
• 18:11
  That's the best produce.
• 18:12
  Don't go to Walmart.
• 18:13
  If you see people on the side of the road, and they got watermelons, they got
• 18:15
  peaches or whatever- Ah … buy that.
• 18:17
  What about the tamales?
• 18:19
  Yes.
• 18:20
  Ooh, okay.
• 18:20
  Yes, absolutely.
• 18:21
  Yeah.
• 18:21
  You can trust that food.
• 18:23
  Um.
• 18:24
  Truck bed food.
• 18:25
  Sorry.
• 18:26
  W- That's amazing.
• 18:28
  He has lost his faith in God after his wife's death, and this movie kind
• 18:34
  of ends up being a lot, about a lot more than just this alien invasion.
• 18:38
  It's these characters, the two adult characters kinda represent people
• 18:42
  who have faith in uncertain times and people who do not believe- Yeah … in
• 18:47
  anything higher power, supernatural.
• 18:50
  Like I, the rabbit hole that I said I could get into with this movie- Yeah,
• 18:53
  yeah … is like the, kinda the spiritual stuff, but- Oh, 'cause to me, that is
• 18:56
  what the movie, that's the center of it.
• 18:59
  Like, the aliens- Well, yeah … for me are I was watching the movie.
• 19:03
  For me, it's like, oh, the aliens are almost just like a side- To like, story.
• 19:09
  And like, for us as a Christian, yeah, like it would be- Yes … like
• 19:12
  the aliens of the Sad Street.
• 19:13
  Yes.
• 19:13
  And then like the, the main thing is, yeah, like going from like hating
• 19:16
  God, being angry at God- Mm … to like realizing, okay, all of this-
• 19:20
  Yeah … did happen for a reason.
• 19:21
  Yeah.
• 19:23
  I truly, I loved this movie.
• 19:26
  I really liked it.
• 19:28
  Mm-hmm.
• 19:28
  And I've told so many people that they need to watch it.
• 19:31
  My mom even likes this movie.
• 19:33
  Yeah.
• 19:33
  And she doesn't like scary stuff.
• 19:35
  Like, when I told her we were gonna watch this, she's like, "Oh yeah, that's
• 19:38
  a good movie." And I was like, "What?
• 19:39
  You?
• 19:40
  You like it?" But I feel like it accelerates, like it just, it
• 19:45
  starts and then it goes so quickly.
• 19:47
  Mm-hmm.
• 19:47
  I mean, just like, 'cause things keep, like just start happening so fast.
• 19:50
  Um, so I thought, I hated how the poor kid… I thought of you when
• 19:54
  you were talking about I don't like movies with- … about animals-
• 19:59
  Yeah … mental illness, and I was like, dang, poor kid had to kill his dog.
• 20:03
  But I watched like an interesting theory- Okay
• 20:06
  about that because- Maybe those are my questions.
• 20:08
  Okay.
• 20:08
  Go ahead.
• 20:09
  Because like, you know, the dog starts acting weird, like, 'cause the dog
• 20:12
  pees, and then they take him outside.
• 20:14
  Yeah.
• 20:15
  And like in that scene where like the dog starts like growling at Bo, like
• 20:19
  barks at Bo- Mm-hmm … there's like a little flicker in the background, and
• 20:24
  so it's like we know that these aliens, like you find out later that they
• 20:27
  can, uh, like camouflage their skin.
• 20:30
  So it's like, was he truly barking at an alien that was like already on the roof?
• 20:33
  Oh.
• 20:35
  That they like mistook it that he was like barking at Bo-
• 20:38
  Yeah … and so he killed him.
• 20:39
  But I don't know.
• 20:41
  I mean- … because like then they talk about like when the cop shows
• 20:44
  up, she's like, yeah, they're saying that like animals in other counties
• 20:46
  are like starting to act weird too.
• 20:48
  So it's like well maybe that's just… You know, it's like the really creepy
• 20:51
  thing that like animals can tell like when something's going down- Yeah … which
• 20:54
  is so creepy to me, and I feel like for me gives me kind of like a well
• 20:58
  maybe there is kind of like, I don't know, almost like alternate dimensions.
• 21:03
  Like we can't- I believe that
• 21:05
  see.
• 21:05
  Yeah.
• 21:06
  Yeah.
• 21:06
  So that was… What was your question that you feel like you had?
• 21:11
  I think it's weird that the dad did not ask any questions when he walks
• 21:15
  up and there is a knife sticking out of- You're right … the dog's chest.
• 21:19
  You, this is the very beginning of the movie.
• 21:21
  You don't really know… Like, the alien discussion has not been had.
• 21:25
  Right.
• 21:26
  It's just you think that somebody has messed up your crops, this is
• 21:29
  weird, and the dog has peed, fine.
• 21:33
  A- also, revert back.
• 21:35
  Why was the child just manning the grill?
• 21:38
  Did you notice that?
• 21:39
  He's just- Uh … on the grill, some hot dogs.
• 21:41
  You're right.
• 21:41
  He's a full-on child.
• 21:42
  But anyway- but the dad comes back, they're like, "Hey, I don't hear my
• 21:46
  kids." So that's, that's- "They're quiet." That is weird That's why
• 21:48
  sh- that- Which that's another point … that's normal- No, no, like you
• 21:51
  don't- … because I feel like any parent that's like, "If there's silence-" Okay
• 21:54
  … "something's going on with my kids."
• 21:55
  But you would hear little Billy taking down a German shepherd.
• 22:00
  Yeah, they probably would've been screaming.
• 22:02
  Yeah.
• 22:02
  And then he just, he, the kid is ca- I would've been asking that cop to take my
• 22:06
  child to the psych ward- Oh … because he's calmly sitting there- Yeah … just
• 22:11
  by the carcass, little girl's up there, and he's like, "He fell on me."
• 22:15
  No.
• 22:15
  That was weird.
• 22:16
  No, buddy, he did not.
• 22:17
  You clearly stabbed- Yeah … this dog in the chest.
• 22:20
  And why does he just have a knife?
• 22:23
  Well, he had it at the grill.
• 22:24
  He, with tongs.
• 22:25
  I don't think, yeah, it wasn't a knife though, was it?
• 22:27
  It was like a- Was it tongs?
• 22:27
  It was like a little- Little twee … did he get it with tongs?
• 22:30
  You know that thing that- That makes more sense
• 22:31
  that thing that we threw out the other day- But- … 'cause we're like, "We
• 22:33
  never use this." Oh, the- The cheesecloth?
• 22:35
  No, it's like a meat- No, it's a, like a m- The big fork … it's
• 22:38
  like a meat fork or something.
• 22:40
  With two prongs on it.
• 22:40
  Oh.
• 22:40
  Yeah.
• 22:40
  That we were like, "We don't know what you use this for." It was a big fork.
• 22:44
  And we, yeah, we found it.
• 22:44
  We were cleaning and we found it in the, you know- Yeah … the utensils,
• 22:47
  Oh, yeah … container or whatever.
• 22:48
  Okay, maybe that's- Maybe it was that What is this?
• 22:50
  I thought it was like a little ax or something.
• 22:51
  Okay, that would make sense, 'cause he was making hot dogs, and I could see
• 22:53
  how you could stab a hot dog and- Yeah
• 22:54
  and have that.
• 22:55
  So m- okay, 'cause I was like, you just have, you just happen to have
• 22:59
  a kitchen knife outside with you when you're taking the dog to water?
• 23:02
  Huh.
• 23:03
  Come on.
• 23:03
  I really appreciate how you, like, really get, you observe the very fine details.
• 23:10
  I really appreciate that about you, 'cause I, I also just think sometimes I'm like,
• 23:14
  "Duh," because I didn't catch any of that.
• 23:18
  I think maybe it's easier for you to suspend your disbelief
• 23:22
  sometimes maybe, 'cause I'm sitting there- Um … I'm like, "What?
• 23:24
  Hold up." Maybe- "The logistics of this don't make sense to me." Are you gullible?
• 23:29
  Are you a gullible person?
• 23:30
  Um, in some situations, but- Overall you would say- I like to
• 23:33
  think I'm very skeptical- Okay
• 23:34
  of people and situations in general.
• 23:37
  And I bet you are a fabulous people watcher.
• 23:39
  Oh, I love to do that.
• 23:40
  Yeah, okay, that tells me a lot, because I am not the most observant, obviously.
• 23:46
  And so I just really appreciate that you're like, you just have
• 23:48
  all these thoughts, and I'm like, "Well, yeah, he killed his dog."
• 23:52
  Crazy.
• 23:52
  Well, when I was younger, I didn't think anything of it.
• 23:55
  I was like, "Oh, no, he had to do that." But- I c- … watching it back
• 23:58
  as an adult, I'm kinda- Okay … like, "Wait a minute." I was gonna ask, like-
• 24:02
  The math ain't mathing, young man.
• 24:03
  Okay.
• 24:03
  Yeah.
• 24:04
  Good thought.
• 24:05
  I don't know.
• 24:05
  Anyway.
• 24:06
  I don't know.
• 24:07
  Don't know the… But that is an interesting thing K- so
• 24:11
  they can camouflage their skin?
• 24:13
  They can.
• 24:13
  Do we see that elsewhere in the movie?
• 24:14
  You do.
• 24:14
  Where'd that happen?
• 24:15
  So at the very end, when he, like, when the alien is holding
• 24:19
  Morgan- Yeah … you can like… it, like, zooms in on his hand.
• 24:23
  And, like, at first you probably just realize, like, oh, it's the alien
• 24:25
  that he cut his fingers in the pantry.
• 24:27
  Yeah, yeah.
• 24:27
  But his hand has camouflage, and it matches the plaid shirt-
• 24:31
  Oh … that he's wearing.
• 24:33
  I missed that.
• 24:33
  Uh-huh.
• 24:34
  So they can shape-shift, or not shape-shift, that's not… But
• 24:37
  they can camouflage their skin.
• 24:39
  So they think that they all left, but they maybe didn't.
• 24:43
  But they also were able to- And they're like, "They fled 'cause
• 24:45
  people figured out how to beat them," but maybe they didn't all go.
• 24:47
  Well, I think a few, like, that maybe were injured probably got left behind.
• 24:50
  Oh, yeah, they did say that.
• 24:51
  But also, like, their ships, they were able to cloak their ships too, right?
• 24:54
  Yes.
• 24:55
  Yeah.
• 24:55
  Yeah.
• 24:56
  Yeah.
• 24:56
  Which that was spooky.
• 24:57
  Yeah.
• 24:58
  Mm, mm-hmm.
• 24:58
  Um- The news footage?
• 25:00
  Yeah.
• 25:00
  Yeah.
• 25:00
  And, like, the bird.
• 25:01
  Like, he's like, it says, like, it showed a bird, like- Yeah
• 25:03
  flying into it.
• 25:05
  Yeah.
• 25:06
  So yeah.
• 25:06
  So I mean, it starts quick with kids having to kill his dog, and then one
• 25:09
  of the most iconic, he, like, wakes up because his daughter's standing
• 25:13
  there, and she's like, "There's a monster outside my room. Can I have
• 25:16
  a glass of water?" And I'm like, "Ma'am- Yeah … what? What do you mean
• 25:20
  there's a monster outside your room?"
• 25:22
  So a quick little… Our neighbors here have moved, and I feel kind of sad about
• 25:26
  it, because, you know, we've lived here for, like, s- a long, n- I don't know
• 25:29
  how many years at this point, but… And they just left, and they didn't say bye.
• 25:33
  But so this house has been pitch black for the past couple, like,
• 25:36
  probably since, like, early May.
• 25:38
  And the night that I watched this movie, Jay was up.
• 25:42
  It was, like, 3:00 in the morning.
• 25:43
  So I had to get up, walk down this hallway, and these bl- blinds were open.
• 25:48
  And I was like, "Do not look out that window. Don't look out the window. Don't
• 25:51
  look out the window, because you're gonna see an alien standing there."
• 25:54
  That, like, scene whenever he, like, looks out the window, and, like, you
• 25:57
  can see the alien on the roof- Yeah
• 26:00
  spooked me so bad, and it's, like, how you almost can't see it.
• 26:04
  But, like, it's there.
• 26:05
  I thought that was, like- Just it scared me so bad.
• 26:09
  Yeah.
• 26:09
  Them running around the house- Was so- … him screaming- It was
• 26:13
  hilarious … it was hilarious.
• 26:13
  That was funny.
• 26:13
  That was so funny.
• 26:14
  It's like, I'm insane with anger.
• 26:15
  Yeah.
• 26:16
  Yeah.
• 26:16
  I had forgot about that.
• 26:18
  Yeah.
• 26:18
  Um, that part where, and like, Meryl is, like, hyping him up, like, "You're
• 26:22
  gonna do this, and you're gonna say cuss words," and he's like, "Cuss words?"
• 26:26
  It's like, it sounds weird when I curse.
• 26:27
  Yeah.
• 26:28
  But I- … I had written that scene, like when before they go outside,
• 26:32
  there, there's, like, the motion lights that come on, so, like,
• 26:34
  you know something's out there.
• 26:36
  I feel like motion lights, ever since I watched this as a kid,
• 26:40
  I- it's always freaked me out.
• 26:41
  Yes.
• 26:42
  'Cause, like, you know, the thought of well, something goes off, that
• 26:44
  means, like, if they turn on, that means something's out there.
• 26:47
  Yeah.
• 26:47
  And what is out there?
• 26:48
  I'm always just like, "It's an animal.
• 26:49
  It's an animal.
• 26:50
  It was a squirrel." Yeah.
• 26:51
  Has to be.
• 26:52
  Do you guys have motion lights at your house?
• 26:54
  We did when I was growing up.
• 26:55
  Oh, okay.
• 26:56
  And my dad was, which is probably why I'm kind of warped today, it was because
• 27:02
  my dad used to play music in a band, and so when he would go play a show, my
• 27:08
  mom would stay home with me and with my sister, and we would watch scary movies.
• 27:11
  The only time we could watch them was when he was not around-
• 27:14
  Oh … 'cause he would scare us.
• 27:15
  He would do something.
• 27:16
  Oh, really?
• 27:16
  He'd be like, oh, or h- when I was younger, he smoked.
• 27:19
  He's like, "Oh, I gotta go smoke," but then he'd go around the side of the
• 27:21
  house and, like, bang on the window.
• 27:22
  Oh, yeah.
• 27:23
  But then, like, as I got older, he had quit smoking, but he was still playing
• 27:26
  music, and one day- The show, like, ended early or whatever, and he came home.
• 27:33
  But he coasted into the driveway, lights off- … so we
• 27:36
  couldn't see or hear him coming.
• 27:38
  Oh.
• 27:39
  And he came up, and he knocked on the door.
• 27:43
  Yeah.
• 27:43
  And he was just, like he didn't just come in.
• 27:45
  I don't know why.
• 27:46
  I think he he didn't intend to, like, go all out trying
• 27:48
  to scare us, but he heard it.
• 27:51
  We all, like, crowded up to the door and we're like, "Who is it?"
• 27:53
  And then he realized we were scared, and he was like, "Oh, can't waste this
• 27:56
  opportunity." So he went around the side of the house- Uh-huh … where there was
• 28:00
  the laundry room, and anybody who knows us, has ever been in our house knows that
• 28:04
  door was, like, had stuff in front of it.
• 28:06
  We didn't use it.
• 28:07
  Okay.
• 28:07
  He was banging on that, trying to open it.
• 28:09
  Oh.
• 28:09
  And we were like, " Somebody's here." Goes around further to the other
• 28:12
  side of the house- Oh … where there is the motion light.
• 28:14
  Oh.
• 28:14
  So now we know that whoever's trying to get in the house is in the backyard.
• 28:18
  Glass door- Oh … to that one.
• 28:20
  Easy.
• 28:21
  So my mom was like, "Go to the back of the house." And I was
• 28:24
  like, "I don't wanna go by myself."
• 28:25
  I was a child.
• 28:27
  And so I'm there with my big teddy bear.
• 28:29
  Oh.
• 28:29
  And following her around.
• 28:30
  Your poor mom.
• 28:31
  She gets the gun out.
• 28:33
  Yeah.
• 28:34
  Is standing at the phone, which is right next, the corded phone.
• 28:37
  Uh-huh.
• 28:38
  This is wh- this is the time we lived in.
• 28:39
  Yeah.
• 28:40
  At the glass door, and gun in this hand- … phone in this hand.
• 28:44
  He comes up the steps of the deck and can see her like this, and he goes, "Oh."
• 28:50
  He was like… He's like trying on his, "It's, it's me.
• 28:55
  It's me." I took it too far.
• 28:56
  Yeah.
• 28:56
  And he was like, "Uh-oh." He just froze, and she's on the phone with 911.
• 29:00
  She goes, "This is Phyllis," "Aah," screams in the phone to 911.
• 29:05
  And then goes, sees it's him, goes, "Never mind," and hung up.
• 29:10
  And guess what?
• 29:11
  Guess who never came by?
• 29:12
  The police?
• 29:13
  The police.
• 29:14
  They didn't come check?
• 29:15
  No.
• 29:15
  Gu- guess where my mother worked.
• 29:18
  Was she a dispatcher?
• 29:19
  The city hall.
• 29:20
  She signed their paychecks.
• 29:22
  She's like- And so she was like, "I know y'all know my name. It's
• 29:27
  on all your paychecks." So whoever got that phone call, nobody called.
• 29:32
  No.
• 29:32
  But- That deserves a follow-up
• 29:33
  so the, yes.
• 29:34
  And so my dad, but we knew, like that mo- So now just motion lights, it
• 29:39
  takes me right back there and that- That is terrifying … terrible, like
• 29:42
  paralyzing fear- Yes … 'cause I thought we were a fish in a barrel.
• 29:45
  That- 'Cause it was just the three of us at home.
• 29:46
  Yeah.
• 29:46
  It was so, so scary.
• 29:48
  Where was Ben?
• 29:48
  Was he- So my, there's a huge age gap- Uh-huh
• 29:52
  between my siblings and me, each one of us.
• 29:54
  And so- Once I hit like eight years old- Uh-huh … my brother was in college.
• 30:01
  Oh, okay.
• 30:01
  And so my sister would just, like come back from wherever she wa- She
• 30:04
  was just home- Yeah … all the time.
• 30:06
  Yeah.
• 30:06
  She was grown and married and all that stuff, but she would just be in
• 30:09
  town for the weekend or something.
• 30:10
  Okay.
• 30:11
  And so we just happened to be having a little girls movie night.
• 30:14
  Wow.
• 30:14
  And we were by ourselves.
• 30:15
  Yeah.
• 30:16
  That could have turned terribly wrong.
• 30:18
  Absolutely.
• 30:19
  Did your dad like, was he like?
• 30:21
  No, he laughed about it.
• 30:22
  'Cause then the police did call later, and on the call waiting it was, she
• 30:26
  was like she's like, "You answer it. You're gonna have to tell them what
• 30:28
  you did." Oh, so they did call back?
• 30:31
  Yes.
• 30:31
  That's good.
• 30:32
  Hang tight.
• 30:33
  My dad owned a furniture store.
• 30:34
  Uh-huh.
• 30:35
  And there was an alleyway in the back.
• 30:36
  And they were like, "Is this Mr. Dial?" And he was like, "Yes." And you
• 30:40
  would think that the call would say, "We received a, a disturbing call-"
• 30:44
  from this phone number.
• 30:46
  Is your family okay?" No. "Mr.
• 30:48
  Dial, there's a mattress in the alleyway at the back of your store.
• 30:51
  We just wanted to make sure you knew it was there, and that
• 30:53
  that was supposed to be there.
• 30:55
  It wasn't inventory that was left out." What the heck? And he was like, "Yeah.
• 30:58
  I'll come check on it."
• 31:01
  And my mom was so mad.
• 31:03
  Yeah.
• 31:03
  Do you, I wonder if that was like, I wonder if they were trying to catch him
• 31:06
  in something or like… I don't know.
• 31:09
  I don't know.
• 31:10
  Okay, that's scary.
• 31:10
  I, I don't think it was that sophisticated, but that's very
• 31:13
  nice of you to… you, at one point you did say, "I have faith
• 31:17
  in humanity, but it is dwindling."
• 31:19
  Yeah.
• 31:20
  I don't know.
• 31:21
  Okay, really quick.
• 31:21
  That reminds me, so one time, it's kind of a similar story.
• 31:24
  So we were at like, we had like a youth girl slumber party, and they
• 31:28
  were telling uh, this was all staged, but like our youth director's wife
• 31:32
  was like telling us a scary story.
• 31:33
  And of course, like at the climax of the story, right, there's like they, the
• 31:37
  guys had come, snuck to the back and like set off like a bottle bomb or something.
• 31:42
  They like did something.
• 31:43
  They like put dry ice in a water bottle or- Oh, and then close it
• 31:47
  up- Yeah … so it'll explode?
• 31:48
  Exactly, yes.
• 31:49
  Okay.
• 31:49
  And so they did that, and of course we all lose it.
• 31:52
  And then maybe 10 li- minutes later the cops show up because the neighbors-
• 31:58
  Mm-hmm … had heard this bomb go off and us screaming so loudly.
• 32:02
  They were like, "Something is happening over there." Yeah.
• 32:04
  And so they called the cops.
• 32:05
  As they should have.
• 32:06
  Yeah.
• 32:06
  And, and so my youth pastor had to be like, "It was me. I was pulling a prank
• 32:11
  on my youth girls." Would you call the co- I feel like now we're in a society where,
• 32:17
  and I don't know if I would, 'cause people just wanna mind their own business 'cause
• 32:19
  they don't wanna get involved in- Yeah
• 32:21
  something bad that happens.
• 32:22
  I don't know if I, if I heard a scream in our neighborhood, I don't
• 32:26
  know if I would call the cops.
• 32:28
  I think I would.
• 32:29
  You think you would?
• 32:30
  I guess it's- I mean, it depends on the scream, I guess I guess,
• 32:34
  yeah, it depends on the scream and like- I guess … like the, any
• 32:37
  other surrounding sounds behind it.
• 32:39
  Yeah.
• 32:39
  But I mean, it's not like I'm gonna get like a bill or anything.
• 32:41
  Now if I got like charged, if like the police gave me like a bill for like
• 32:45
  calling and there was like no big deal- Mm-hmm … then probably not, but…
• 32:48
  I guess I just wouldn't wanna be… If it w- it turned out to be nothing-
• 32:52
  Uh-huh … or they like couldn't find anything, I'd feel bad like, "Oh,
• 32:56
  so I'm sorry I wasted your time."
• 32:57
  Or like, uh- Yeah … you know?
• 32:58
  Or you don't want them to think you're crazy or whatever, or like in the
• 33:03
  if it is something, I don't wanna be the one that ratted out and then
• 33:07
  you get… Well, but I mean, do you think that would be an anonymous call?
• 33:14
  I don't know.
• 33:15
  People will be getting information somehow.
• 33:18
  You're right.
• 33:18
  These criminals.
• 33:20
  They figure things out.
• 33:21
  I don't know.
• 33:21
  I know, like, when we went on our cruise, the couple next to us, like, got
• 33:25
  into, like, a domestic, and I did call.
• 33:28
  Oh.
• 33:28
  I was like, "Hey, there's something going down, like, in our neighbor's
• 33:30
  room. They are … There's, like, screaming and fighting and, like-
• 33:33
  things being thrown and kids crying in there. Like, something's going on." Ooh.
• 33:36
  So I did call.
• 33:37
  But then I, like, every time I, like, walked by the room until I get into our
• 33:40
  room, I was like- Yeah … like this.
• 33:43
  They, they know it was me.
• 33:43
  Yeah.
• 33:44
  Yeah.
• 33:44
  And it could- Yeah … have been, like, either us or the other
• 33:47
  room on the other side- Right
• 33:48
  of them, but.
• 33:48
  It was 50/50.
• 33:49
  Yeah.
• 33:50
  No, that's hilarious.
• 33:52
  I like that your mom she's a fighter.
• 33:53
  I like that.
• 33:55
  Well, she had the safety on the whole time unbeknownst to her.
• 33:57
  Oh.
• 33:57
  So even if she had tried to shoot him, she couldn't.
• 33:59
  Oh.
• 33:59
  But she really did look, she looked like she knew what she was doing.
• 34:01
  Did you see her holding the gun?
• 34:04
  Yeah.
• 34:04
  And you were like, "Oh, no." I was like- Like, "That's serious mommy gun."
• 34:06
  … "Mom, Mom, Mom." And she was like, that's why she was like, "Stay back here." Ah.
• 34:09
  But I definitely did not.
• 34:12
  You're like, "I gotta watch this go down." Yeah.
• 34:13
  That's crazy.
• 34:14
  Sorry.
• 34:15
  Motion lights.
• 34:16
  Yeah, I was gonna say again, once again, how did he get here?
• 34:19
  Yeah, I thought it was funny 'cause, like, he goes like, "I'm insane with anger." And
• 34:23
  then I think- … he sees, like, they're like, he sees the shadow of it running.
• 34:27
  Mm-hmm.
• 34:27
  And that's when he's like, "I'm gonna beat your butt." Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:30
  Beat your … Or maybe that was Merle.
• 34:32
  I loved Merle.
• 34:34
  Meryl?
• 34:35
  Yeah.
• 34:35
  So much.
• 34:36
  Yeah.
• 34:37
  I thought he was good.
• 34:37
  That's a good character.
• 34:39
  Um, and then it's just crazy.
• 34:42
  Like, it goes from that, and then all of a sudden, like, the same news
• 34:45
  report is everywhere of, like, all of these crop circles and, like,
• 34:47
  this guy talking about the aliens.
• 34:49
  And then, like, whenever they go into town, and Meryl goes to the,
• 34:53
  um, the recruiter office- Yeah
• 34:56
  and I was like, "Holy cow, that drill sergeant or whatever that guy was, he
• 35:00
  knew exactly what was happening," 'cause he's talking about how enemies will, like,
• 35:04
  send in a team, like a tactic team, to, like, figure out, to, like, scope it out-
• 35:08
  Mm-hmm … and then they report back.
• 35:10
  Yeah.
• 35:10
  And I'm like, "That's what they this initial set of aliens were doing."
• 35:13
  They were, like, scoping, 'cause that's, like, why they
• 35:15
  weren't killing people at first.
• 35:17
  And he seems like a crazy person.
• 35:19
  You're like, "Oh man, what a conspiracy theorist," but he's like-
• 35:21
  Exactly … that guy was right.
• 35:23
  That guy was right.
• 35:23
  But then there was also the conspiracy theorist that was like, "They're
• 35:25
  just trying to sell more sodas."
• 35:27
  Yeah.
• 35:27
  He's like, "13 commercials." So, like, some of these people could
• 35:30
  be right, but some of them are not.
• 35:32
  And the crazy thing is you just never know.
• 35:34
  Yeah, and how sad is it that watching that in 2026, the soda can guy was,
• 35:39
  like, doesn't seem as crazy as some of the people that you interact with on the
• 35:43
  daily with some of the conspiracies that are out and about in the world right now.
• 35:47
  For sure, yeah.
• 35:48
  So I'm kinda like, "Yeah, I mean, I don't think so, man, but you do you." It
• 35:52
  doesn't even bother- like, in 2002, that probably was crazy to hear a man say that.
• 35:56
  Yeah.
• 35:58
  But now you're just kinda like, "Eh." Yeah.
• 35:59
  That's just old Jerry.
• 36:00
  Right, yeah.
• 36:01
  He's just, "Oh, he's o- he's off his meds again- … or something like that."
• 36:05
  Yeah.
• 36:05
  I thought the pharmacist doing her confession, and she's
• 36:09
  like, "I said," what was it?
• 36:11
  I wrote it down.
• 36:12
  She cursed 37 times, and then she's like, "Well, is douchebag bad?" And he's like,
• 36:17
  "I guess it depends on the context." And then she goes, "Okay, well, I cursed 71
• 36:22
  times." I thought that was just so funny.
• 36:24
  Who is that girl?
• 36:25
  She- we looked her- we were like, "Man, we've seen her before." Yeah.
• 36:28
  What was it we had seen her in recently?
• 36:30
  Uh, she was in The Walking Dead, but there was something else.
• 36:32
  She was in The Walking Dead.
• 36:34
  Gosh, hold on.
• 36:36
  Oh, she's in Severance, if you watch Severance that's where
• 36:39
  we- Yes … recognized her.
• 36:40
  So the guy who has the beard, and he gets to go back and forth or whatever-
• 36:44
  Oh, that's his wife … is his wife.
• 36:45
  Yeah.
• 36:45
  Oh, that's right.
• 36:47
  Yeah.
• 36:48
  So yeah.
• 36:49
  And then I liked how he like, how Morgan like picked up that book.
• 36:54
  I thought it was interesting how that… And I was like, this must be
• 36:56
  like a bookkeeper, like a bookstore.
• 36:58
  She like knew exactly where that book was.
• 37:00
  Oh, yeah.
• 37:01
  I don't know if you like caught all that, but I was like, wow, that's
• 37:03
  impressive, like that whole store.
• 37:05
  Yeah.
• 37:05
  She's like, "I got exactly what you need." Yeah.
• 37:07
  And also that he reads a few pages of this book, and all of a
• 37:10
  sudden is like super qualified to tell everybody about every alien-
• 37:13
  He's- … thing ever … but he's right.
• 37:15
  But he is right.
• 37:16
  He's got it figured out.
• 37:17
  Maybe that's his quirk, 'cause like they each have- For sure … a quirk, right,
• 37:21
  that helps them survive- Yeah … which is like coincidence but not, right?
• 37:25
  Yeah.
• 37:25
  So like the water with the girl.
• 37:27
  What was her name?
• 37:28
  Meryl?
• 37:28
  Swinging all the time.
• 37:30
  Strike, the strikeout guy swings at everything.
• 37:32
  Yeah.
• 37:32
  And then I was like, what about the little boy?
• 37:34
  But I guess maybe his like super, I guess hyperfixation on information-
• 37:39
  Yeah … it did help them.
• 37:40
  Yeah, for sure.
• 37:42
  Yeah, I wrote… Okay, I said Bo's autistic when it comes to her water.
• 37:47
  Or is she an angel?
• 37:51
  You know, like sh- 'cause she had, like, all of these, like
• 37:54
  She had, like, dreams.
• 37:56
  Like, I feel like she had, like, a gift of, uh, prophecy.
• 37:59
  But then Morgan's, like, he's like, yeah, r- he can, like,
• 38:03
  almost, like, a photogenic memory- Yeah … and can memorize this book.
• 38:07
  And then I had, catch me throwing out my baby monitor, because-
• 38:11
  For real … that scene I think stuck with me all these years.
• 38:14
  Like, it will always give me the heebie-jeebies.
• 38:17
  And I'm like, is this picking them up from their spaceship or,
• 38:19
  like, from the aliens on Earth?
• 38:21
  Yeah, the ones that they can't see that are right around them.
• 38:23
  I don't know.
• 38:23
  But it did once they g- the higher they got, the better, so maybe it was
• 38:26
  the one- In the sh- … in the sky.
• 38:28
  Yeah.
• 38:29
  Or one on the roof that they didn't know about.
• 38:31
  Yeah.
• 38:31
  I don't know.
• 38:32
  And that's just a theory.
• 38:33
  Yeah.
• 38:33
  I don't know if it's confirmed or not, but let's see.
• 38:36
  And I just think I really liked how the dad went from, like, being
• 38:41
  such a skeptic into, like, slowly kinda, like, surrendering and to
• 38:45
  being like, okay, this is real.
• 38:47
  Like, I do have to deal with this alien invasion.
• 38:51
  Yeah.
• 38:51
  But then also, like, the whole monologue with him and Meryl on the couch, and
• 38:54
  he's like, "There's, like, the two type of people that kinda like- Mm-hmm
• 38:57
  faith in these crazy situations, and then people with- without
• 39:00
  faith." And he's like, it's like all up, up to chance basically.
• 39:05
  Yeah.
• 39:05
  Watching this I was like, oh, it is, like, there is such a deeper- … battle here.
• 39:10
  Yeah.
• 39:10
  And he was so angry.
• 39:11
  Yeah.
• 39:11
  You know, like he had left the church, and then for him to tell Merle, like,
• 39:17
  do you rem- when he w- it was really sad when he said like, you remember the l-
• 39:21
  do you remember the last thing she said to me, and she told him to swing away.
• 39:25
  Oh, yeah.
• 39:25
  And he was like, "You know what that meant?"
• 39:27
  And he was like, "Nothing." Right.
• 39:29
  And in that moment he really believed that.
• 39:31
  You're so right.
• 39:32
  But then that ended up being the thing that saved them, and he was
• 39:35
  like- Yeah … he flashed back to it and he was like, oh, this is real.
• 39:39
  Yeah.
• 39:39
  This, there is a reason to all of this.
• 39:41
  This is … that was a terrible thing that happened, but that prepared us
• 39:46
  for this moment to be able to survive.
• 39:48
  Yeah, 'cause if she hadn't have said that, he would have
• 39:51
  never- … that would have come to him.
• 39:53
  Yeah.
• 39:53
  And, like, how would they have defeated them?
• 39:54
  Because that's how they figured out that, like, they can't- The
• 39:57
  w- yeah, the water and all that.
• 39:57
  Yeah, yeah.
• 39:58
  Wow.
• 39:59
  I didn't catch that until just now.
• 40:02
  Yeah.
• 40:03
  Like, I knew everything else kinda fell into place, but that specific
• 40:06
  connection Yeah, 'cause he was like, "Oh, well, the her- you know,
• 40:10
  the neurons in her brain were just firing. It meant nothing." Right.
• 40:13
  She was just… It was just a memory.
• 40:14
  She was- Yeah.
• 40:15
  And I was like, "Man, that is a very cold and- Yeah … like empty view." Yeah.
• 40:23
  And like I can see how, you know, when, I don't…
• 40:31
  Not to get too- No … spiritual or whatever, but when the Bible
• 40:34
  talks about like we don't grieve as people who have no hope.
• 40:38
  Yeah.
• 40:39
  I don't, I didn't grow up around a lot of people, seeing them grieve that way,
• 40:43
  'cause we grew up in the Bible Belt.
• 40:45
  So like I knew people who are not believers who have lost someone,
• 40:48
  but not super close to me.
• 40:50
  So to see someone depict it on screen, to be able to say that and be like, "I
• 40:56
  don't think this means anything." Yeah.
• 40:59
  To be able to see that played out, I didn't register it as a young person.
• 41:03
  But watching it as adult, it hits differently and you kinda can
• 41:06
  process those things- Yeah … and understand people in a different way.
• 41:09
  Also easy to miss on the first watch through.
• 41:12
  Yeah.
• 41:12
  Uh-huh.
• 41:13
  'Cause they're so quiet, their conversation.
• 41:15
  Yeah.
• 41:15
  Yeah.
• 41:16
  Yeah.
• 41:16
  But very intense.
• 41:17
  'Cause that's like whenever they first like are seeing the lights
• 41:20
  pop up, I think, and they're like watching the news- Yeah … together.
• 41:24
  Yeah.
• 41:25
  Wow.
• 41:26
  Thank you for saying that.
• 41:27
  Very powerful.
• 41:28
  So that's why I was like, "Y'all, this is so much more than just an
• 41:31
  alien movie." I was really excited to hear y'all- y'all's thoughts on it.
• 41:34
  I thought it was just very chilling whenever Morgan is like, "There's
• 41:38
  two reasons they're coming to Earth, to make contact and learn
• 41:41
  more about us, or they're hostile."
• 41:43
  Yeah.
• 41:43
  And I was like, "Okay, bye." Like are you kidding me?
• 41:46
  That's so scary.
• 41:48
  They've like used all their resources.
• 41:49
  But then at the end, they're talking about how they were harvesting people.
• 41:56
  So it's like, did people get abducted?
• 41:59
  Like you hear Merrill say like a lot of people died.
• 42:02
  Mm-hmm.
• 42:02
  But do you know like if people were just- Taken captive by these
• 42:06
  things- I can't remember if they were in the basement or something.
• 42:11
  At one point, Morgan turns around and y- like, I don't rem- it might've
• 42:14
  been, like, over his shoulder.
• 42:15
  He was like, "Yeah, they're hostile." What he realized, it, that it, he sa-
• 42:20
  had said earlier, it's one of the two, and then he was like, "Oh, can confirm.
• 42:26
  Was it whenever he… I'm trying to remember.
• 42:30
  Is it, like, whenever he whenever Graham was like, "I had a feeling that he was
• 42:36
  wanting to that he wanted to hurt me"?
• 42:39
  Whenever he, like, went to the alien that was in the pantry.
• 42:42
  Oh, oh, oh.
• 42:44
  It might have- When he was telling them about that.
• 42:46
  Yeah.
• 42:46
  I don't remember.
• 42:47
  I know what you're talking about.
• 42:48
  That's honestly probably where I would've died in this movie.
• 42:50
  Yeah.
• 42:50
  I would open the pantry.
• 42:52
  Oh, you would have?
• 42:52
  I think so.
• 42:53
  I'd be curious.
• 42:54
  Ugh, gosh, no, I would've… I don't think I would've gone inside.
• 42:58
  Um- I don't know.
• 42:59
  I might've been too scared.
• 43:00
  Ugh, that, that whole scene.
• 43:02
  Yeah.
• 43:03
  Can we talk about that poor Hispanic little boy is never gonna recover.
• 43:07
  That truly… His seventh birthday party- Oh, yeah … truly
• 43:10
  was the worst birthday party.
• 43:12
  All those kids.
• 43:12
  When Michael Scott's like, "And that was my worst birthday party." Like, that
• 43:16
  kid had it beat with, like, an actual alien invasion on his birthday party.
• 43:20
  Yeah.
• 43:20
  And I… Someone told me recently that that's, like, considered one
• 43:24
  of the, like, scariest, um, like, jump scares, like, of all time.
• 43:30
  I remember when this movie came out, that was one of the images that
• 43:34
  everybody talked about that, one of the moments in the movie that everybody
• 43:38
  was like, "Oh, yeah, that scene."
• 43:40
  Yeah.
• 43:40
  That and the t- when you see the reflection in the TV.
• 43:42
  Oh, yes.
• 43:43
  Um, and I, watching it now, maybe because I know it's coming- Yeah … it doesn't
• 43:49
  hit me as hard, but I remember when I saw it the first time, the, that news footage
• 43:53
  of that birthday party freaked me out.
• 43:56
  Yeah, for sure.
• 43:57
  All, freaked me all the way out.
• 43:59
  It was done so well.
• 44:00
  Mm-hmm.
• 44:01
  I don't think it was, like, kind of with Alien where, like, Joaquin
• 44:05
  Phoenix was watching it for the first time and, like, that happened, but I
• 44:08
  could've, I, or I, I think I would've liked to have seen his reaction to
• 44:13
  watching that for the first time.
• 44:14
  I, like, saw an interview where, uh, the director was like, "I want you to
• 44:17
  wind up, like, in the coats," like, 'cause he, like, stumbles back so far,
• 44:21
  and he did an excellent job with that.
• 44:23
  But it, just, like, the way, like, it pauses too on the creature, but it was
• 44:28
  just weird to me, like, how they was just, like, walking around, like- Yeah … just
• 44:32
  in broad daylight, and, but I think that's, like, even creepier that they
• 44:36
  were just scoping- … and, like, just reporting back, and then they're, like,
• 44:40
  developing, like, their plan of attack.
• 44:42
  Crazy.
• 44:43
  Yeah.
• 44:43
  I put, like, as a millennial, you know, we've, like, had to
• 44:47
  live… Are you a millennial?
• 44:48
  Yes, but are you a millennial?
• 44:51
  Barely?
• 44:51
  I think you are.
• 44:52
  You're probably kind of on the line.
• 44:53
  Yeah, I'm on the line.
• 44:53
  Yeah.
• 44:54
  Gotcha.
• 44:55
  We've lived through so many end of the world- So many … scenarios.
• 44:59
  Yeah.
• 45:00
  Luckily nothing like that, though.
• 45:02
  No, I don't… Is there anything, like- Aliens?
• 45:06
  … weirdly- No … supernatural that we would have lived through?
• 45:08
  I mean- I mean, we've lived through some catastrophic world events, absolutely
• 45:11
  … the UFO files just got released, so- Well, yeah … there's that … oh yeah.
• 45:13
  I, you know, we talked about that a couple episodes ago, and I still have
• 45:15
  not looked up one single thing about it.
• 45:17
  You're not missing anything.
• 45:18
  There really isn't a lot of, like, people talking about it, I feel.
• 45:21
  I think it's just a bunch of footage of basically, you know-
• 45:24
  Just- … unidentified flying object- Oh … which doesn't really mean much.
• 45:27
  Yeah … just flying through the sky.
• 45:28
  Yeah.
• 45:28
  Okay.
• 45:28
  I feel like maybe the most, like, supernatural thing that we've lived
• 45:31
  through was, like, 2012 with, like, the end of the Mayan calendar.
• 45:34
  There's, honestly, there's nothing I can do about it anyway.
• 45:36
  A catastrophic world event, there's nothing I can do about it.
• 45:39
  Yeah.
• 45:40
  Do you feel like… My, so my friend and I at work, we talk about this sometimes.
• 45:43
  Say, like, the zombie apocalypse is happening, okay?
• 45:48
  Are you fighting?
• 45:49
  Are you just gonna like are you gonna, are you gonna just try to like
• 45:54
  make the inevitable happen quicker?
• 45:56
  You know what I mean?
• 45:58
  I think for a whi- I don't think that I have it in me to just not try.
• 46:06
  Okay.
• 46:07
  But I would definitely if I had Mark with me, I would feel a lot better.
• 46:10
  Yeah.
• 46:10
  Because Mark is resourceful, Mark is good.
• 46:13
  For sure.
• 46:13
  Hunter, ma- like, as smart as he is with all the tech stuff
• 46:16
  the man can shoot very well.
• 46:18
  Oh, really?
• 46:19
  Like, the I would feel much safer- Uh-huh … with a person who would
• 46:24
  make good decisions in a situation.
• 46:25
  I would probably just freak out and freeze up.
• 46:27
  Right.
• 46:27
  And then I would just get got.
• 46:30
  But I would probably always keep a super vial of insulin on me, and
• 46:36
  I would just, like, if it became inevitable, I would just krkr, and
• 46:39
  it, and just die of a low blood sugar.
• 46:41
  Oh, man.
• 46:41
  Okay.
• 46:42
  'Cause you- That's my plan to g- if, if I ever had to go, and it had to be my
• 46:46
  choice, if I had to save myself from a violent death- that's how I would do it.
• 46:50
  Wow.
• 46:50
  Okay.
• 46:52
  I just, it's like I don't wanna go through all of this, fight and kill
• 46:57
  others, and then just to get like my head bashed in over, like, what?
• 46:59
  Like, a can of black beans?
• 47:01
  Oh, for real.
• 47:01
  Yeah.
• 47:02
  'Cause sometimes- That's so lame … yeah, 'cause sometimes the
• 47:05
  people are worse than the monsters.
• 47:06
  Exactly.
• 47:06
  That's like, I feel like what Stranger Thing- or not Stranger Things, The Walking
• 47:09
  Dead- Yeah … turned into, you know?
• 47:11
  So I think I would probably just- Yeah.
• 47:13
  I think it depends on, too, what kind of zombie.
• 47:15
  Yeah.
• 47:16
  'Cause those zombies you can somewhat outsmart, unless you get caught by a
• 47:19
  horde, then they, that, you're over with.
• 47:21
  Yeah.
• 47:22
  But you could just be quiet.
• 47:23
  You could, you know.
• 47:24
  But if it's like the World War Z zombies- Or, uh, 28 Days- … they're
• 47:27
  fast … 28 Days Later zombies.
• 47:28
  Yeah.
• 47:28
  Oh.
• 47:29
  Then you're in trouble.
• 47:29
  Those, those are terrifying.
• 47:30
  Really?
• 47:31
  I wonder, is 28 Days Later on our list?
• 47:33
  I don't know.
• 47:34
  That's probably for me, that's- That's a scary zombie movie
• 47:37
  that's probably the scariest zombie movie.
• 47:38
  Really?
• 47:38
  Yeah.
• 47:39
  Okay.
• 47:39
  It's on the list, so we'll, we'll get to it eventually, yeah.
• 47:41
  Those zombies are terrifying.
• 47:43
  Regarding their last supper.
• 47:47
  The fact that he was like, "What do you want for supper? What do you want for
• 47:51
  supper?" And then you just had all these ingredients- I don't work that way … for
• 47:55
  this mukbang that you just put together.
• 47:57
  Mukbang?
• 47:58
  No… yeah.
• 47:59
  I have never heard of that.
• 48:01
  You've never seen a mukbang on YouTube?
• 48:02
  No.
• 48:03
  These people just put out a just- a stash of food, and they just eat it on
• 48:09
  camera, and it's a crap load of food.
• 48:11
  Oh.
• 48:12
  Yeah.
• 48:13
  I don't know- Is it meant to be kind of, like, disturbing?
• 48:15
  I don't know, but people just watch it.
• 48:17
  People just watch other people eat- Oh … a lot of food.
• 48:19
  Absolutely.
• 48:20
  I've never watched one.
• 48:21
  As you said, absolutely not.
• 48:21
  I just know it's a thing.
• 48:22
  No, abso-fruitly not.
• 48:23
  Yeah.
• 48:23
  I mean, it's just, it's just impressive to me that he had all the ingredients to
• 48:28
  make- Yeah … French toast, spaghetti and meatballs- Yeah … teriyaki chicken,
• 48:32
  and a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon.
• 48:35
  When I'm over here, I will buy all the ingredients to make one meal and find
• 48:40
  out I forgot to buy 12 ingredients- Yeah.
• 48:42
  You're like, "Oh" … and have to go back to the store.
• 48:44
  Yeah.
• 48:44
  I don't have a lemon, nothing I can do.
• 48:46
  I guess we gotta eat out tonight.
• 48:48
  I have to have that lemon zest.
• 48:50
  Yeah.
• 48:50
  Darn it.
• 48:51
  Darn it.
• 48:52
  Yeah, I know.
• 48:53
  Yeah.
• 48:53
  And then, like, to have it actually come out at the same time, it
• 48:57
  is- That's pretty impressive, really … the struggle is real for-
• 48:59
  And then they didn't even eat it- Yeah
• 49:01
  'cause they had that- Well, I mean- … terrible discussion.
• 49:03
  Well, I mean- But then it ended up- Yeah, but it ended up they,
• 49:06
  they did at least come together.
• 49:07
  No, Graham got to- Yeah … he got some of that French toast, and rightfully so.
• 49:11
  Well, yeah, but he didn't enjoy it.
• 49:12
  That- Because you know what?
• 49:13
  And he shoved in the same bite some French toast and some mashed potatoes.
• 49:17
  But still that- Yeah, that right there … that kid- My guy … I'm
• 49:19
  just saying he should- No, that's his third fork … have respected the
• 49:21
  fact- … that his father whipped all that together- Well … simultaneously.
• 49:27
  But then he goes- And he didn't even have the respect to eat it.
• 49:30
  Come on now.
• 49:30
  I was- Yeah.
• 49:31
  Well- 'Cause then he goes- Yeah
• 49:32
  "I hate you" in like- Yeah, and I think, like, when I was a kid, I was like- You
• 49:38
  ungrateful little jerk … but watching it from the perspective now of someone
• 49:46
  who has lost a parent- Yeah … and you're like, oh, there's a lot of…
• 49:51
  Even if you love your other parent, which he clearly did, 'cause he came
• 49:54
  over and he comforted him, laughed, like, you know, like, there is so much anger.
• 49:59
  Oh.
• 49:59
  And, like, you saw that with Graham.
• 50:00
  You saw that with the little boy, not as much with the little girl.
• 50:03
  But, like-
• 50:06
  There's that, but you also care about the other people you're with, but you're
• 50:10
  going through all your stuff, and like their grief story plus his like faith
• 50:16
  journey and trying to struggle with that, then you have aliens around.
• 50:20
  That was a high-stress environment.
• 50:21
  Yeah.
• 50:22
  And honestly, I think they handled it pretty darn well.
• 50:24
  I think so too.
• 50:25
  Yeah.
• 50:25
  I … if I, putting myself in that situation, like I
• 50:28
  would've been physically ill.
• 50:30
  Like, I even felt- Yeah … a little nauseous, honestly, just like watching
• 50:32
  it, like the fear, the anxiety, and then like there's a plate full of
• 50:36
  French toast right in front of me.
• 50:38
  Like, of course I don't have an appetite.
• 50:39
  No.
• 50:40
  And I just, it felt a very symbolic of like, "Okay, this
• 50:42
  is our last meal." Right.
• 50:44
  And I think they all knew that.
• 50:45
  There was a heaviness of like, "Yeah, this is supposed to be the last thing that I
• 50:49
  w- am gonna eat," but like I can't enjoy this, 'cause you know what's coming.
• 50:53
  Like with a death row meal, can you really enjoy that?
• 50:56
  You know what is about to come.
• 50:58
  Yeah.
• 50:58
  I don't know.
• 50:59
  Even though you can be like, "I want T-bone steak and blah, blah, blah,"
• 51:02
  the most crazy, extravagant things you could ever order up- Yeah … then
• 51:06
  do you sit there and eat it?
• 51:08
  That has to be like, to me, that takes a diabolical person to be able to do that.
• 51:12
  Yeah.
• 51:14
  So yeah, the, I feel like that scene was really intense.
• 51:17
  It was intense.
• 51:19
  I did hate, or, like, when I was watching it, I was like, "Okay,
• 51:22
  yeah, we're gonna have this moment.
• 51:24
  We're gonna eat this meal, but, like, you need to board up your house, bro.
• 51:27
  What are, why are we wasting time?
• 51:29
  Like, they're here.
• 51:29
  They're coming- Yeah … tonight." You can hear them outside and
• 51:32
  they're still boarding up the wall, or boarding up the windows.
• 51:35
  And after all of that, they forgot the attic.
• 51:39
  Yeah.
• 51:39
  Dumb decision.
• 51:41
  That's d- well, that is a dumb decision.
• 51:43
  They did miss that.
• 51:43
  It's one of them.
• 51:44
  Yeah.
• 51:45
  Oh, the scene- yowser.
• 51:48
  When they're in the basement- Oh, yeah … and they're like, oh,
• 51:52
  they're looking for that coal chute.
• 51:54
  And they, like, pan the light over it and they see Morgan, and
• 51:58
  then the hand- Yes … is there.
• 52:00
  Ah.
• 52:00
  Yeah, so that's also he was camouflaging his hand.
• 52:03
  Oh yeah, it was black like the- Uh-huh
• 52:05
  iron.
• 52:06
  Yeah.
• 52:06
  Yeah.
• 52:07
  Yeah.
• 52:08
  I thought, okay, that part was scary- … but then funny, but then stupid.
• 52:13
  Okay, so let me walk you through this, right?
• 52:15
  So scary because it's there, right?
• 52:19
  Yes.
• 52:19
  Like, funny because Merrill is, like, stacking all the stuff, and then you see
• 52:24
  that can on the ground, and he picks up the can and, like, throws it on the bag.
• 52:28
  Yeah.
• 52:29
  But then stupid because I was like, this alien came from outer space-
• 52:35
  Yeah … and that stack of- Sugar bags or whatever … is what's gonna- Yeah
• 52:40
  … keep him out of- Those bags of Ol Roy.
• 52:42
  Oh, was it dog food?
• 52:43
  That's what's gonna- I think so . I think they won't need it anymore- Oh, it was
• 52:45
  dog food … 'cause both those dogs…
• 52:47
  They got.
• 52:48
  They got, they did.
• 52:49
  Yeah.
• 52:49
  When he's like, "We forgot about Isabelle," I was like, "Yeah, you
• 52:52
  sure did, bro." Yeah, and then they have to listen to it die.
• 52:56
  Yikes.
• 52:56
  Traumatizing.
• 52:57
  Hey, kids.
• 52:57
  Who wants French toast?
• 52:59
  Like- Yeah.
• 53:02
  But isn't that farm living?
• 53:04
  It w- truly.
• 53:05
  Ain't that farm living?
• 53:05
  But this is a Pennsylvania farm- Yeah, the, the-
• 53:08
  so these folks are out here, 'cause when they thought that the, I don't know, the,
• 53:15
  the Jimothy and his friend were out on the roof- Oh, yeah … and they thought
• 53:18
  it was the boys next door or whatever.
• 53:20
  Right.
• 53:21
  In the South, there are guns at your farm.
• 53:25
  Yeah, you, you've said that.
• 53:26
  And yeah, 'cause we talked about it with the clowns.
• 53:29
  Yeah.
• 53:29
  So, any people in the South who have a farm, if you live out, not only
• 53:35
  just for home protection, but for, like, there are animals that roam
• 53:38
  around the, the crops and whatnot.
• 53:39
  Yeah.
• 53:40
  So I don't know if it's a Pennsylvania thing or if they just, if maybe people do
• 53:46
  in Pennsylvania and they just wanted to not have that aspect in it for the movie
• 53:51
  'cause it makes it more suspenseful, but, like, I was like, "Where is your gun?"
• 53:56
  I- You don't need to run around the house.
• 53:58
  You need to go outside and shoot up in the air a little bit.
• 54:00
  Yeah.
• 54:00
  Let's make them pee their pants and leave.
• 54:03
  Yeah.
• 54:04
  If it is human people.
• 54:07
  But no, but I mean, a gun wouldn't have done anything a- against an alien.
• 54:10
  Well, maybe.
• 54:10
  I mean, a bat did.
• 54:12
  A bat?
• 54:13
  Oh, I thought- … bat - I mean- Ah, ah
• 54:17
  but was it, it wasn't the bat though, really.
• 54:19
  It was the water.
• 54:19
  I mean, he ch- he chopped- You're right … off the fingers with a-
• 54:22
  Yeah … chef's knife- So at least it could've … so I mean, they're
• 54:24
  not in- they're not invincible.
• 54:25
  No, it could've slowed him down, but it, I don't know would've got… I don't know
• 54:31
  People out there, like, driving their cars, like, with no arms.
• 54:36
  What?
• 54:36
  You know, like, that corn hole… Have y'all heard of this?
• 54:41
  No, there was, like, a world record corn hole player.
• 54:45
  Yeah, he shot- Oh … and killed somebody.
• 54:46
  He doesn't have arms.
• 54:47
  And he doesn't have any arms.
• 54:48
  Yeah, I have a lot of questions.
• 54:50
  How?
• 54:50
  Just a lot.
• 54:51
  Okay, there's- I mean, I saw a video of that dude shooting
• 54:53
  a gun and, he can do it.
• 54:54
  But where did he hold the gun?
• 54:55
  How did he throw the corn hole bags?
• 54:57
  You just need to- You need to go watch it.
• 55:00
  Just- No, I think you need to- Just go watch footage of, of- With his feet?
• 55:02
  Did he use his feet?
• 55:03
  He didn't have feet.
• 55:04
  In half.
• 55:05
  He's a torso.
• 55:07
  That sounds bad, like he have no arms.
• 55:11
  There's this video that I watched, and it's this drag queen, but
• 55:15
  he's he does his makeup- Mm-hmm
• 55:17
  but yeah, he doesn't have arms or legs.
• 55:20
  And it's this interview with this other drag queen, and he's like, "So you were
• 55:24
  abandoned at birth. You are, like, gay and a drag queen in a Mormon community."
• 55:32
  And then he said something else.
• 55:33
  He doesn't address the fact that he doesn't have arms or legs.
• 55:35
  And he's like, "Does, do you think that pretty much sums it up?"
• 55:38
  And the guy goes, "Yeah, think so." No arms.
• 55:42
  Meanwhile, I'm like, I can't use this Beauty Blender right
• 55:46
  with my finely functioning legs.
• 55:49
  Oh my gosh.
• 55:49
  And then other people are doing, like, intricate- Full face with,
• 55:52
  like, their shoulder … drag makeup.
• 55:53
  Yeah.
• 55:53
  And yeah, that's insane.
• 55:55
  Yeah.
• 55:55
  Where… I… Okay, let's try to backtrack.
• 56:00
  Drag queen, no hands.
• 56:02
  Corn hole, no hands.
• 56:05
  Where did we get there?
• 56:07
  Where did that start?
• 56:08
  Guns.
• 56:09
  Guns.
• 56:10
  Was it the, was it the ali- like, the alien had his fingers cut off?
• 56:13
  Alien had his fingers- Yeah, alien had his hand chopped off.
• 56:17
  Next we knew, it wasn't the- The aliens are not invincible to guns-
• 56:19
  I just- … that's what it is.
• 56:20
  I just looked at Beth and I could see, like, a tear.
• 56:24
  What a train of thought we just went down.
• 56:27
  We definitely chase rabbits here.
• 56:30
  Yes.
• 56:31
  Um- I did tear up listening to Graham help Morgan through that asthma attack.
• 56:38
  Oh, yes.
• 56:39
  And then, like, he's like, that's like when he's addressing God and
• 56:42
  he's like, "I hate you." And that like was really emotional for me.
• 56:48
  Yeah.
• 56:48
  But then it's like he must be accepting that God is real for him to hate him.
• 56:54
  Yeah.
• 56:55
  That, yeah, that's interesting.
• 56:56
  Kind of like coming back to it.
• 56:58
  Because up- upstairs he was like, "It's all coincidence,
• 57:01
  it's all just happenstance."
• 57:03
  Yeah.
• 57:04
  Yeah, I didn't, I didn't think about that.
• 57:07
  I also didn't realize until later that like every time Graham is
• 57:11
  asleep, he is reliving his wife dying.
• 57:16
  Oh.
• 57:16
  That's why he always wakes up with like a startle Which would
• 57:20
  be terrible to live through.
• 57:21
  Yeah.
• 57:23
  Man, and that descri- like, the scene where she's telling
• 57:27
  him what happened- Yeah
• 57:28
  to her.
• 57:29
  Yeah.
• 57:29
  And basically that she's just being held alive by still being pinned to the tree.
• 57:34
  Man, that was- That's why- … heavy … I think it's Scary Movie
• 57:39
  3, which you haven't seen any of the Scary Movies, have you?
• 57:42
  No.
• 57:43
  They make- I, I know exactly what you're talking about.
• 57:45
  They … Can I spoil it for you?
• 57:48
  Yeah.
• 57:48
  Okay.
• 57:49
  So they are making fun of, so Scary Movie 3 makes fun of, like,
• 57:52
  Signs, The Ring, The Village.
• 57:55
  It's excellent.
• 57:56
  It's so funny.
• 57:57
  But they make fun of this scene, and I think Charlie Sheen might be the cop.
• 58:02
  No.
• 58:03
  Or- He's the pre- he's the preacher.
• 58:04
  He's the preacher.
• 58:04
  Or pastor or priest or whatever.
• 58:05
  Oh, okay.
• 58:05
  Yeah, yeah.
• 58:06
  And I don't remember who's the cop, but, like, the cop keeps trying to ex- like,
• 58:10
  explain to Charlie, like, what's happened to his wife, and he's got, like, a hot
• 58:14
  dog, and he breaks the hot dog in half.
• 58:16
  Is he trying to demonstrate?
• 58:18
  Yes.
• 58:19
  And then he brings, like, it's, like, a crunchy taco, and he,
• 58:21
  like, breaks the taco in half.
• 58:23
  And I don't remember if he does anything else, but he's like, "This is your wife,"
• 58:27
  and he's, like, breaking it in half.
• 58:28
  And he's like, "I'm not understanding what you're trying to tell me." And
• 58:32
  it's, it's so morbid- … but hilarious.
• 58:36
  And I don't remember, like, if there's anything, like,
• 58:38
  super-duper more to that, but- Yeah.
• 58:40
  you've gotta watch it.
• 58:41
  It's so good.
• 58:43
  Let's see, what else?
• 58:45
  So then, you know, w- at the end, we, like, we find out that the
• 58:48
  aliens came in to raid the earth.
• 58:50
  They've left.
• 58:51
  We don't necessarily know what it is.
• 58:54
  We find out, that it's water, which is interesting because the vet- … which
• 59:00
  happened to be who, one, killed- Mm-hmm
• 59:02
  his wife is kinda pins it 'cause he, like, whenever he calls Graham and
• 59:08
  then Graham goes to check on him, he's like, "I don't think they like water,
• 59:12
  so I'm gonna go by the lake." And I wonder, like, if they would've, like,
• 59:16
  done … Like, if they would've still survived if they had gone to the lake.
• 59:20
  I don't know.
• 59:21
  And did he say how he figured that out?
• 59:23
  I think just kinda, like, watching the news, 'cause, like, it really focused on
• 59:27
  the crop circles that showed up in India.
• 59:29
  Uh-huh.
• 59:29
  And then it was, like, all central to the country.
• 59:32
  Oh, okay.
• 59:33
  But I also don't know how you come to that conclusion- Yeah … 'cause,
• 59:35
  like, you can only make crop circles where there are crops, not necessarily
• 59:38
  because it's not next to water.
• 59:41
  Yeah I would have never thought that … naturally that would be a field.
• 59:43
  Yeah.
• 59:44
  Probably doesn't have a river running up through it.
• 59:45
  Yeah.
• 59:46
  Yeah.
• 59:46
  I don't know.
• 59:47
  I don't remem- I don't remember if he said- But yeah,
• 59:48
  he- … how he deduced that.
• 59:49
  He, that- that's why.
• 59:51
  That's what he said?
• 59:51
  He, he said that they- He just said it was inland
• 59:53
  it's not, yeah, it's not, they're not near water, so I don't think they like water.
• 59:56
  But I'm like- That was a lucky guess.
• 59:58
  Yeah.
• 59:58
  Right.
• 59:58
  'Cause that was really not a lot to go off of.
• 1:00:00
  No, 'cause I, I'm sitting there like, oh man, this, it's crops.
• 1:00:03
  So they're make- they're making crop circles.
• 1:00:04
  You have to bring the water to the crops.
• 1:00:06
  He's got it.
• 1:00:06
  There you go.
• 1:00:07
  You know- Yeah … they can't, they can't make the little signs- Hmm … in sand.
• 1:00:12
  Make the little signs.
• 1:00:13
  That's true.
• 1:00:14
  The water would just wash it away.
• 1:00:15
  Yeah.
• 1:00:15
  Oh.
• 1:00:16
  Yeah, because they had the whole vote, that whole scene with the vote
• 1:00:19
  of- Oh, yeah … do you wanna go, and I'm, I count for two parents, and-
• 1:00:21
  Yeah, he's like, "That's bull crap."
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  But, um, and then I guess, was it after that that he was like,
• 1:00:28
  "We're gonna have all the food"?
• 1:00:29
  So re- really he had- Yeah … started off on the wrong foot, where he's
• 1:00:32
  like, "Well, we're gonna do what I say anyway." And then- Yeah … yeah, I
• 1:00:36
  don't know if they had gone to the lake.
• 1:00:38
  That was the thought.
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  They wouldn't have because all of her water cups would
• 1:00:42
  not have been laying around.
• 1:00:43
  Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  And that also kind of like plays into like the, are the aliens like really demons?
• 1:00:49
  Mm. So that was like a rabbit hole.
• 1:00:51
  It's like, it's not an alien at all.
• 1:00:53
  Like, these are demons that he's fighting with, and that Bo was, like, blessing
• 1:00:58
  all of the water, and it was holy water that was, like, being left around.
• 1:01:02
  Is that a theory?
• 1:01:02
  Yes.
• 1:01:03
  That's interesting.
• 1:01:05
  Huh.
• 1:01:05
  I watched, like, a couple YouTube videos on it.
• 1:01:08
  That's interesting.
• 1:01:08
  Oh, I've never thought that.
• 1:01:10
  And then, you know, if they'd gone to the lake, Morgan probably would not have
• 1:01:15
  had his asthma attack- Right … which kept him from breathing the toxic- Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  I alway- like, the first time I watched it, I didn't understand why he was
• 1:01:23
  like, he kept saying, like, his lungs were closed, his lungs were closed.
• 1:01:26
  Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  I was like- I was like, "That's a bad thing. Why are
• 1:01:27
  you saying that?" Right, yeah.
• 1:01:28
  But- I was like, "We shouldn't be happy about that," but yeah,
• 1:01:30
  that's what, that's what saved him.
• 1:01:32
  Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  And then he's like, "Did someone save me?" And he's like, "Yeah, someone did." Yeah.
• 1:01:36
  And so I really enjoyed, like, it was like, it was almost like
• 1:01:40
  every single detail of this movie mattered, and I really liked that.
• 1:01:44
  Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  There wasn't just, like… I feel like some scary movies, like, there's
• 1:01:48
  just, like, shock factor, like it doesn't do anything for the main story.
• 1:01:51
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:51
  But this was different.
• 1:01:53
  Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  It's a thinker of a scary movie.
• 1:01:57
  Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Which I think even the last two that we've done, so Obsession and Signs,
• 1:02:01
  have both been movies that you can really dig into the psychology of it,
• 1:02:08
  of the characters and what's going on and the m- monster or whatever the
• 1:02:13
  bad thing is that's happening- Yeah
• 1:02:15
  as opposed to just, like, a slasher-type movie, you know?
• 1:02:19
  So- Yeah.
• 1:02:20
  We've, we've done some smart stuff the last couple weeks.
• 1:02:23
  Yes, lots of thinking.
• 1:02:25
  Good for us.
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  So yeah.
• 1:02:27
  I think we, that's a good kind of discussion on the movie.
• 1:02:31
  All right.
• 1:02:32
  So we've said that it was, you know, smart, so now we gotta talk about
• 1:02:37
  the dumb decisions that were made.
• 1:02:39
  Which apparently you had some ideas.
• 1:02:41
  I've got, I've got a few.
• 1:02:42
  Okay.
• 1:02:42
  I've got a few, and you know, we talk about how we roast the victims.
• 1:02:46
  Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Yeah.
• 1:02:47
  And I'm gonna do that, but I'm also gonna roast the aliens as well.
• 1:02:51
  Ooh.
• 1:02:52
  Yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Because I thought these were some of the dumbest aliens.
• 1:02:57
  If, you know, if, if there e- ever any other aliens that invaded the planet-
• 1:03:01
  these were probably the dumbest because- They sent them first
• 1:03:04
  to see how they would do.
• 1:03:05
  Yeah.
• 1:03:05
  Probably so.
• 1:03:06
  They're like, "Let's, let's send the dumb ones- You send the, send the little
• 1:03:08
  one first. … first." And so first off you have these aliens that they develop
• 1:03:13
  this cloaking technology, but then you're gonna get bested by a pantry?
• 1:03:20
  Yeah, they couldn't turn a doorknob.
• 1:03:21
  Yeah, couldn't get out of a, couldn't get out of a- … a pantry.
• 1:03:23
  They just had, like, a little desk propped up against it.
• 1:03:26
  They're not very strong it doesn't seem.
• 1:03:27
  No, and then of course, you know, Graham is in that scene, and he, he's
• 1:03:31
  able to chop off some fingers, and…
• 1:03:33
  But also that alien knew he was on the other side of that
• 1:03:36
  door before that happened.
• 1:03:39
  That Graham was on the other side of the door?
• 1:03:40
  Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  He knew he was on the other side of the door.
• 1:03:42
  Why didn't he just squirt a little gas under them?
• 1:03:45
  He has a- Oh.
• 1:03:46
  There was a huge gap there.
• 1:03:48
  He could have put an end to that right then and there.
• 1:03:50
  No, he didn't.
• 1:03:51
  And then Graham, of course, he learns.
• 1:03:53
  He, picks up a, probably a Hamilton Beach chef's knife and- … cuts-
• 1:03:59
  No, it's definitely Cutco.
• 1:04:00
  Yeah … cuts, cuts this thing's fingers off and so he should have learned from
• 1:04:04
  that moment, "Hey, they're not invincible. Maybe we should round up some weapons."
• 1:04:11
  But instead he goes back home and he's like, "Well, they seem to struggle with
• 1:04:17
  pantries. Let's just board the house up." Which they do a terrible job.
• 1:04:22
  Well, they had limited time.
• 1:04:24
  I think they did a pretty good job.
• 1:04:25
  They just missed one.
• 1:04:26
  Yeah, but they were… the, the- That's a lot of windows and doors.
• 1:04:29
  It's a big farmhouse.
• 1:04:30
  It was a huge house.
• 1:04:31
  But you, you pointed it out, though.
• 1:04:33
  The urgency, the sense of urgency of boarding the house
• 1:04:36
  up- Yeah … just wasn't there.
• 1:04:37
  That's true.
• 1:04:38
  And so, and then on top of that, you're sitting there thinking, "Okay. Well,
• 1:04:42
  I'm just gonna board the house up and they're not gonna get in." You're
• 1:04:48
  not going to s- think of any plan B?
• 1:04:50
  Like what if they get in?
• 1:04:52
  Should I be ready?
• 1:04:53
  Should I have some weapons?
• 1:04:54
  Should I, you know, bust out the kitchen knives?
• 1:04:57
  We're on a farm.
• 1:04:59
  They have an ax downstairs, so we know he chops wood.
• 1:05:03
  He's also a priest, so he doesn't have time to be chopping a whole tree down.
• 1:05:06
  He's got a chainsaw somewhere on that farm.
• 1:05:09
  And you know what?
• 1:05:09
  If you're an alien on this planet and you hear a chainsaw starting up,
• 1:05:14
  you're probably thinking, "Hey, you know what? Maybe I don't wanna be
• 1:05:18
  in Pennsylvania. Maybe I just wanna go somewhere else and help the other
• 1:05:22
  aliens out." But- Maybe … instead- It is a startling noise … exactly.
• 1:05:27
  Who's, who's not gonna be frightened by that?
• 1:05:29
  But do they know what it is?
• 1:05:30
  It doesn't matter.
• 1:05:30
  I mean, it's there.
• 1:05:31
  No.
• 1:05:31
  That's the thing.
• 1:05:31
  'Cause like we're scared about the noise 'cause we know what it is.
• 1:05:34
  Well, we would associate that with like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
• 1:05:37
  Exactly, yeah.
• 1:05:38
  But I, I just think that, you know, should've rounded up some weapons
• 1:05:42
  and then, you know- I agree with that
• 1:05:43
  get ready to defend yourself.
• 1:05:45
  They didn't do that, which I thought was dumb.
• 1:05:47
  And then, which I just wanna say I do, I do really like this movie.
• 1:05:51
  I think it's a great movie.
• 1:05:51
  I'm ripping on it right now, but it's just because it- This is a
• 1:05:54
  part of the- This is part of it.
• 1:05:55
  Yeah.
• 1:05:56
  So also, you have a basement, right?
• 1:06:00
  Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Shouldn't that be like your planned last line of defense,
• 1:06:03
  put all your rations down there?
• 1:06:04
  Put your kids' medicine down there maybe, I don't know, in case, again,
• 1:06:08
  they break in and you have to fall back.
• 1:06:11
  They didn't do that.
• 1:06:12
  But they go down there.
• 1:06:13
  That's where they end up.
• 1:06:14
  They've got the ax, barring the door, and now all of the sudden they're
• 1:06:20
  turning into some brilliant tactician by identifying the fact that, oh,
• 1:06:24
  wait, they're not trying to get in.
• 1:06:26
  They're just making noise because they're trying to get into another entrance.
• 1:06:29
  Is there another way in?
• 1:06:30
  You don't know your own basement?
• 1:06:32
  You don't know where the coal chute is in your base- It's not even a big basement.
• 1:06:35
  This is, they're having to search for the coal chute.
• 1:06:37
  Where is my coal chute?"
• 1:06:39
  And so Morgan, Mr. Alien Genius- Yeah … is standing in front
• 1:06:45
  of like this big gaping hole.
• 1:06:47
  You don't feel a draft?
• 1:06:49
  You don't think- They did.
• 1:06:50
  Once they got closer- You know, they're like- … they're like,
• 1:06:51
  "I feel the air." You know what?
• 1:06:52
  Maybe I shouldn't be standing in front of this big hole.
• 1:06:55
  Yeah.
• 1:06:55
  And then when, you know, the alien get, that's responsible for getting
• 1:07:00
  stuck in the pantry somehow finds the coal chute before the homeowner does.
• 1:07:05
  At which point, what does he do?
• 1:07:07
  He sticks his hand in there and grabs the child, which is, oh, that's creepy.
• 1:07:10
  Why didn't he fill the room with gas?
• 1:07:13
  And then on top of that, they just stack some old Roy up o- on front of the thing.
• 1:07:17
  They didn't- Yeah … close all it off.
• 1:07:19
  Shoot some gas in there.
• 1:07:21
  Why not?
• 1:07:22
  Maybe that, maybe that was the high IQ move by the alien, though, because
• 1:07:26
  if they truly have trouble entering the home, and the same thing with
• 1:07:32
  when he was stuck in the pantry, if you kill the person on the other side
• 1:07:36
  of the door, they can't let you out.
• 1:07:39
  And you're stuck there.
• 1:07:40
  Well, how did he get out?
• 1:07:41
  Because he left him in there.
• 1:07:43
  That I cannot answer you.
• 1:07:44
  Maybe he eventually Maybe he, like, broke a window.
• 1:07:46
  He used his two fingers to pick the lock.
• 1:07:48
  Or, you know, his, his buddies- And his cut off fingers … his buddies
• 1:07:51
  came along and got him, you know?
• 1:07:51
  Yeah, there was more than one alien.
• 1:07:53
  Yeah.
• 1:07:53
  Yeah, they, yeah, they're, he picked up the baby monitor, and he
• 1:07:56
  was like, "Hey, come get me out of here." Is that the alien language?
• 1:07:58
  Oh, yeah, they did click- Yeah … in the movie.
• 1:08:00
  Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:00
  I thought that came out of nowhere from you.
• 1:08:02
  And I was like, okay.
• 1:08:03
  Sorry about that creative.
• 1:08:06
  So anyway, and then of course, you know, when everything they decide, "Okay, well,
• 1:08:10
  we're just, we're in this basement."
• 1:08:12
  And I guess at some point they figure out or they feel comfortable enough
• 1:08:16
  to sleep for, did he say 12 hours?
• 1:08:18
  Yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Slept for 12 hours?
• 1:08:22
  What?
• 1:08:22
  I don't think I could.
• 1:08:24
  How?
• 1:08:25
  Gosh dang it, Mark.
• 1:08:26
  That's a long time.
• 1:08:26
  You're so right.
• 1:08:27
  All of this I can't wait to go back and watch this and, like, watch my
• 1:08:30
  face, 'cause I'm just like Yeah, he slept 12, like, and, and then
• 1:08:33
  of course, you know, they're like, they just- You know what I mean?
• 1:08:35
  casually meander out of the basement, like- This is why I won't survive any
• 1:08:39
  of these movies, 'cause I'm- Yeah, I was sitting here, I was like, I don't
• 1:08:43
  think anybody made any bad decisions.
• 1:08:44
  I think they're pretty smart.
• 1:08:46
  That's like, I'm like, I can't wait to hear what you say, and
• 1:08:49
  then you speak in straight logic.
• 1:08:51
  Well, and just, you know, and then they, they casually come out of the basement
• 1:08:54
  and then- Yeah … you know, don't even, "Hey, let's not even go outside
• 1:08:57
  and see if they're still kinda hanging around." No, start wheeling the TV out.
• 1:09:02
  And- He starts dancing … let's turn, let's turn the news on, guys.
• 1:09:06
  Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  And of course, I mean, I will say that was a creepy scene, whenever you,
• 1:09:09
  you know, they roll the TV out and you see the reflection of the alien.
• 1:09:12
  But anyway, that, that's just the, so that, but I will say this.
• 1:09:15
  Well, like, first order of business also should've been the medicine,
• 1:09:18
  which is what they went up for.
• 1:09:20
  I agree.
• 1:09:20
  But did anybody ever give him, no, they didn't, because they didn't- No, they
• 1:09:23
  didn't … his lungs were closed … well, but if they would have, yeah, it,
• 1:09:24
  his- Right, but that's the reason you came out of the cover of the basement,
• 1:09:28
  is we gotta go get the medicine.
• 1:09:29
  'Cause he's like- And then you just lay him on the couch, "Hey, you wanna watch
• 1:09:31
  some cartoons?" Yeah, they got so excited.
• 1:09:33
  He's, like, agonal breathing.
• 1:09:34
  Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  He's over there struggling to breathe.
• 1:09:37
  They're like, "Yeah, let's watch, let's turn the TV on, guys." Yeah, like,
• 1:09:39
  oh, he seems like he's gonna pull out of it, like, we'll just let it slide.
• 1:09:43
  Is this, this is the- I don't think that's how asthma works … this is the
• 1:09:45
  M. Night Shyamalan this is his bit, right?
• 1:09:49
  Like, strong suspense, and then you're like, "What? What are you
• 1:09:52
  doing?" I guess it- But- Yeah.
• 1:09:54
  But then, like, okay, but I will say this.
• 1:09:56
  I do have the dumbest decision award to give.
• 1:10:00
  Oh, you do?
• 1:10:00
  I do.
• 1:10:01
  There's one- There's one more … one greater than anything else?
• 1:10:02
  There is one more.
• 1:10:02
  Okay.
• 1:10:03
  Oh, best for last?
• 1:10:04
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:05
  Oh, okay.
• 1:10:06
  Why, if you're this advanced alien race- I see where you're, yep … why are
• 1:10:11
  you invading a planet that's 71% water?
• 1:10:15
  Maybe they didn't know, 'cause there's probably no water on their planet.
• 1:10:18
  Maybe they didn't know that water is their kryptonite There's water everywhere.
• 1:10:22
  There's water everywhere.
• 1:10:22
  It's like that- What you mean?
• 1:10:23
  … that Needtobreathe song that's like, "Bad decisions, they don't
• 1:10:26
  feel bad at the time." Oh, yeah
• 1:10:27
  "Consequences, they don't always match the crime." Yeah, they should be like…
• 1:10:30
  And you can see that water from space.
• 1:10:33
  You're so right.
• 1:10:33
  Like, he's like, "You know, oh, yep, look at that." But he seemed surprised.
• 1:10:36
  That's a lot of water, guys.
• 1:10:38
  The, the alien seemed surprised when he started, like, smoking
• 1:10:41
  when the water got on him.
• 1:10:41
  You're right.
• 1:10:42
  So I'm saying, like, I think maybe on their planet, maybe there's no water.
• 1:10:45
  They didn't know what it was.
• 1:10:48
  To avoid it, and maybe they're like, "Hey, that place has a lot of
• 1:10:53
  stuff. I'm gonna take it." That's why they left all of a sudden.
• 1:10:55
  I would wanna take Earth too if I lived on just a rock.
• 1:10:58
  Hey, you know what, though?
• 1:10:59
  They, they just need to be glad that they didn't catch us on a rainstorm.
• 1:11:02
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:03
  That's true.
• 1:11:05
  What, like acid rain?
• 1:11:07
  I'm just saying.
• 1:11:08
  Would be to them.
• 1:11:09
  That's what I'm saying.
• 1:11:09
  This- Is acid rain real?
• 1:11:12
  So acid rain is not actually rain.
• 1:11:15
  It is, like, when the rain falls through polluted air- Oh … and
• 1:11:20
  it picks up the contaminants.
• 1:11:22
  Ah.
• 1:11:22
  But yeah, so.
• 1:11:25
  I did have that thought, 'cause, like, I did do monster smash or pass.
• 1:11:30
  Yes, I did too.
• 1:11:31
  And I think that was, like, something that I had, and I was like, what?
• 1:11:37
  What do you mean?
• 1:11:38
  That was the… They could never clean themselves.
• 1:11:41
  They could never take a shower, no.
• 1:11:42
  I never thought about that, but yeah.
• 1:11:43
  Okay, sorry.
• 1:11:44
  I don't wanna get ahead of, ahead of ourselves.
• 1:11:45
  Right, right, right.
• 1:11:47
  Right?
• 1:11:47
  That's so funny.
• 1:11:48
  I was just- I don't have a dumb decision to make … I was just doing-
• 1:11:50
  They can't- I was just- … swim?
• 1:11:52
  Oh.
• 1:11:53
  Yeah.
• 1:11:54
  But bathing, yeah, that's also important.
• 1:11:56
  I literally put, honestly, in my opinion, there weren't, like, any dumb decisions
• 1:12:01
  that led to death for the main characters.
• 1:12:05
  And that's how I felt writing this, like… And now I'm like, "Hmm, he's
• 1:12:10
  got some points." That's- Listen, that's just where my mind goes when
• 1:12:14
  it comes to, you know- Yeah … you they're going to… Like, to me, I'd
• 1:12:18
  be like let's defend the house." Yeah.
• 1:12:20
  Yeah.
• 1:12:21
  You know?
• 1:12:21
  In case you have to, be ready to fight.
• 1:12:23
  And here's the deal.
• 1:12:25
  As someone who depends upon a medication for life- And you-
• 1:12:30
  You're gonna keep that on you.
• 1:12:31
  Right, yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Y- that's not just something you leave laying on the ground
• 1:12:35
  upstairs in a critical situation.
• 1:12:38
  When I was watching this, I was like, it's just all happening so fast.
• 1:12:41
  Like, they, like, I feel like this whole movie took place,
• 1:12:44
  like, in the span of like, what?
• 1:12:45
  Like, two or three days.
• 1:12:46
  Yeah, I think so.
• 1:12:49
  I don't know.
• 1:12:51
  Obviously I've never been in that situation where, like, I don't have
• 1:12:54
  a whole lot of time to plan an act
• 1:12:58
  if I have to make a quick decision, it's gonna be a bad one.
• 1:13:01
  Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  I've said that.
• 1:13:03
  Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Yeah.
• 1:13:04
  I've always said that- But- … about myself … honestly, to be fair, even
• 1:13:10
  if I have time to think about it, it could very well be a bad decision.
• 1:13:13
  Oh.
• 1:13:13
  It's not like having more time is gonna give me a better shot at making…
• 1:13:16
  I would probably just think of other ways to validate my first thought.
• 1:13:20
  Yeah, for sure.
• 1:13:22
  Yes.
• 1:13:22
  We're the same person- Mm-hmm … I'm finding.
• 1:13:25
  Mark, thank you for doing that.
• 1:13:27
  You did take this movie down a couple pegs for me, but that's okay.
• 1:13:32
  Oh, I di- I didn't mean to do that.
• 1:13:33
  No, it's just- But, yeah.
• 1:13:34
  You just write… You just had so many g- I really was like, "What's he gotta
• 1:13:39
  say?" You really, you just had such good thing that I never would've thought of.
• 1:13:43
  I never- Yeah.
• 1:13:44
  I did think to myself, what, like him stacking some bags,
• 1:13:47
  that's gonna stop this alien.
• 1:13:49
  So that was like, okay, come on, be so for real, but, like where did they go?
• 1:13:54
  Like, where did the aliens go?
• 1:13:55
  They just gave up?
• 1:13:57
  They just gave up?
• 1:13:58
  They just- Well, they said that people started to figure it out, like- Yeah
• 1:14:01
  how they could defend themselves- Well, like- … against them, so they left.
• 1:14:04
  So they, so they fled, but, like in the house they're like, "All right,
• 1:14:07
  guess-" Oh, wow, was- … guess we can't get these ones.
• 1:14:09
  We're gonna leave.
• 1:14:11
  I mean, obviously- Like there was only one left.
• 1:14:12
  I just pict- Yeah … I picture the alien on the other side of the door
• 1:14:14
  being like, "All right," and then doing the whole like, you know- Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  fake, fake walk away kind of thing.
• 1:14:20
  Yeah.
• 1:14:21
  So when they said their injured were left here, 'cause that one was
• 1:14:24
  obviously still an operational alien.
• 1:14:27
  Right.
• 1:14:27
  Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  He just had a couple of fingertips missing.
• 1:14:29
  Did they leave all of the damaged goods?
• 1:14:32
  I think- Like, did they take only the healthy aliens back, and
• 1:14:34
  they're like, "Oh, fingertips gone.
• 1:14:37
  You gotta stay." Nah, he is out for blood.
• 1:14:40
  He di- I guess that's true.
• 1:14:41
  It was a revenge mission of that.
• 1:14:43
  He was, he was- It was … he was big mad.
• 1:14:44
  He was.
• 1:14:45
  And look at you, that's what it gets you, death.
• 1:14:48
  Death, burned by water.
• 1:14:51
  Wow.
• 1:14:53
  Oh, my goodness.
• 1:14:53
  Really quick, so it's just, it's not important, but like whenever Beau screams,
• 1:14:58
  and like the alien like turns, Beau, like the imprint, or like he like shape-sh-
• 1:15:04
  I keep wanting to say shape-shift.
• 1:15:06
  He camouflages, right?
• 1:15:08
  And like Beau is imprinted on his back.
• 1:15:12
  Like her standing there Oh, I didn't… I mean, I saw, I saw there
• 1:15:14
  was d- a design on his back, but I didn't see that it was her It was Bo.
• 1:15:18
  That's crazy.
• 1:15:18
  Yeah.
• 1:15:18
  Not even a little bit of that registered to me.
• 1:15:21
  I had to watch a YouTube video- … before I was like, "Oh, you're right.
• 1:15:24
  Now I wanna go watch this again." I just saw it was a weird pattern, and I was
• 1:15:26
  like, "That's kinda odd." 'Cause I did notice the hand when he was holding.
• 1:15:29
  Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  I'd noticed that part, but- Yeah.
• 1:15:31
  Yeah … the stuff that was on his back, I didn't really catch that.
• 1:15:34
  Goodness.
• 1:15:34
  So Mark, I feel like… Oh, wait.
• 1:15:38
  Just kidding.
• 1:15:38
  Club rules.
• 1:15:40
  So what club rules do you think you'd have to go by?
• 1:15:44
  I said do just whatever Graham tells you to do, 'cause he, he did get them through.
• 1:15:53
  Well, he also tried to get them to go to the lake.
• 1:15:55
  Yeah, but I… But there would've been a good, I mean- They could have gone
• 1:16:00
  swimming and they would've been fine Okay.
• 1:16:03
  Oh, that's true.
• 1:16:03
  You just go float.
• 1:16:04
  Yeah.
• 1:16:05
  Yeah.
• 1:16:05
  Just go for a swim.
• 1:16:06
  Yeah.
• 1:16:06
  That's the rule.
• 1:16:08
  Oh.
• 1:16:08
  I would love that.
• 1:16:10
  Yeah, so you just stand in a pool and, like, just wave- … wave at the aliens.
• 1:16:14
  Like, he'll get tired eventually.
• 1:16:15
  The rest of the world's on fire.
• 1:16:16
  They'll leave.
• 1:16:16
  Yeah.
• 1:16:16
  They'll eventually leave.
• 1:16:17
  They'll get tired.
• 1:16:18
  Yeah.
• 1:16:18
  They'll get bored.
• 1:16:19
  Hmm.
• 1:16:19
  Or it's like The Sims where, like, you put them in the pool and then you
• 1:16:24
  take the ladder away and they die.
• 1:16:28
  Interesting.
• 1:16:28
  Did y'all ever do that?
• 1:16:30
  No.
• 1:16:30
  I- I never- I did not know you could do that … I never played The
• 1:16:33
  Sims- Yeah … but I knew people- I dabbles … who- I dabble … would
• 1:16:38
  purposefully ruin their Sims lives.
• 1:16:40
  Like, how can I slowly kill this Sims?
• 1:16:43
  I didn't know you could kill them.
• 1:16:45
  I thought they just- Oh, yeah … I thought they just
• 1:16:45
  got miserable or something.
• 1:16:46
  No, 'cause then the Grim Reaper comes.
• 1:16:48
  Oh.
• 1:16:49
  It's like a
• 1:16:51
  Tamagotchi.
• 1:16:52
  Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  Didn't w- when they're little, I don't know.
• 1:16:54
  I don't know if there was a Grim Reaper on the Tamagotchi, but
• 1:16:56
  you could definitely kill those.
• 1:16:57
  Or it was like a little ghost that just appears or something when they die.
• 1:17:00
  Is that what it was?
• 1:17:02
  I can't remember.
• 1:17:03
  I can't remember.
• 1:17:03
  Would you have to buy a whole new Tamagotchi if your- I think you could
• 1:17:06
  just res- Oh, I never, I never had one … I think you could just restart it.
• 1:17:09
  I'm not sure.
• 1:17:10
  I don't know.
• 1:17:11
  So it's a brilliant marketing strategy if, if you have to buy a new one.
• 1:17:13
  Oh, you forgot to feed it for two days?
• 1:17:15
  Guess you gotta buy another one.
• 1:17:16
  Yep.
• 1:17:16
  Just, it just bricks the unit.
• 1:17:18
  Yeah.
• 1:17:18
  $10 here.
• 1:17:21
  Amazing.
• 1:17:22
  Um, yeah, I put be near water.
• 1:17:24
  So I said I will not judge Alec anymore for leaving his cups of water around-
• 1:17:29
  Yeah … 'cause he does do that.
• 1:17:31
  I might need that someday.
• 1:17:32
  He's just trying to- Maybe so … look out for the future you.
• 1:17:35
  Yeah.
• 1:17:36
  I, yeah, I said always, you know, always have water.
• 1:17:41
  Hydration is not a laughing matter.
• 1:17:43
  Should always have it with you.
• 1:17:44
  Um- Do you still carry around, like, your big old Hydro Flask?
• 1:17:47
  No, 'cause I don't need the water as much as I used to.
• 1:17:52
  Um, I do always carry a water bottle with me.
• 1:17:54
  Yeah.
• 1:17:55
  But you can see it's not the same size.
• 1:17:57
  It's not a gallon that I fill up twice a day.
• 1:18:01
  That's insane.
• 1:18:02
  Uh, yeah.
• 1:18:03
  I look back and I'm like, wow, how did I not- I should've, I
• 1:18:06
  feel like I should've known.
• 1:18:09
  I should've been- There are a lot of things I'm like I should have
• 1:18:10
  known … I should've been suspicious.
• 1:18:10
  Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Um-
• 1:18:14
  Uh, other than that, I don't really know what you can do against aliens.
• 1:18:17
  You're kinda toast.
• 1:18:18
  Ugh, that's so scary.
• 1:18:20
  And I'm honestly surprised, because aliens have always been the thing of you
• 1:18:23
  that you're like, "I can't, aliens scare me." And then we have already watched
• 1:18:28
  half of our episodes have been aliens.
• 1:18:30
  I know.
• 1:18:31
  I, I'm doing well.
• 1:18:32
  I think at this point I just feel like, you know, it's like that guy
• 1:18:35
  who's, like, smoking a cigarette.
• 1:18:36
  I feel like- You're- I'm like- … you're dead inside … well,
• 1:18:39
  I've already lived through all of these- Yeah … end of the world.
• 1:18:42
  I think I've just come to the conclusion that, like, one day I will die, and
• 1:18:49
  I do think God is stronger than an a- God is bigger than the boogeyman.
• 1:18:53
  Amen on that.
• 1:18:54
  I was singing that to Jay today.
• 1:18:55
  Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  And it's like, even if if the aliens come or if I just drink a butt ton of
• 1:19:02
  as- aspartame in my Coke Zeros, like- Yeah … I'm gonna die eventually, so.
• 1:19:05
  This is true.
• 1:19:06
  That, whatever you said had triggered something for me and
• 1:19:09
  now I don't remember what it was.
• 1:19:11
  Can you run that back a little bit?
• 1:19:12
  What did I say?
• 1:19:13
  God is bigger than the boogeyman?
• 1:19:14
  It was before that.
• 1:19:16
  We've li- I've lived through a lot of- I got it.
• 1:19:19
  I remember.
• 1:19:20
  So now that you've watched two alien movies, and you're a pro at the alien
• 1:19:23
  movies now, we need to add to the wheel- Okay … No One Will Save You.
• 1:19:29
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:30
  Okay.
• 1:19:31
  Okay.
• 1:19:31
  Yeah, that one's- I want you to watch that one.
• 1:19:34
  That one's creepy.
• 1:19:35
  Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  'Cause I don't really like alien movies usually.
• 1:19:39
  I mean, I liked this one, but it was different.
• 1:19:41
  Okay, perfect.
• 1:19:42
  This is a good movie.
• 1:19:43
  But that movie was good.
• 1:19:44
  I remember talking to y'all about that and being like- Yeah, 'cause
• 1:19:46
  you didn't wanna watch it … I kinda wanna see it, but I'm afraid of aliens.
• 1:19:49
  Yes.
• 1:19:49
  Yes.
• 1:19:50
  Okay.
• 1:19:50
  We'll have to watch it.
• 1:19:51
  It's added to the list.
• 1:19:52
  Perfect.
• 1:19:53
  Mark, do you have any rules to survival?
• 1:19:56
  Eat your French toast.
• 1:19:59
  Well- What about French toast Crunch?
• 1:20:01
  Oh, yeah 'Cause, I mean- That's the travel version there.
• 1:20:04
  You just take that on the road.
• 1:20:05
  Yeah.
• 1:20:05
  It was, it was just an absolute miracle that that French toast
• 1:20:09
  materialized like it did.
• 1:20:10
  Should've eaten it.
• 1:20:11
  You are- I'm on the up-and-up … you're a fan of French toast.
• 1:20:13
  I do love French toast.
• 1:20:15
  That is true.
• 1:20:15
  Yeah.
• 1:20:15
  Do you think the aliens tried it and they're like, tsk"?
• 1:20:17
  Probably so.
• 1:20:19
  Probably so.
• 1:20:20
  I wouldn't put it past them.
• 1:20:21
  All that food that was sitting there, they were like, "Mm." The delicacies of earth.
• 1:20:26
  You know it wa- you know it was still up there.
• 1:20:28
  Ragu.
• 1:20:29
  What?
• 1:20:29
  You know it was still up there.
• 1:20:31
  Oh, yeah, absolutely.
• 1:20:31
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:31
  100%, yeah.
• 1:20:31
  They didn't have time to- They cleaned that up … take it back to study it.
• 1:20:34
  Probably so.
• 1:20:34
  They kept it in a to-go bag.
• 1:20:36
  'Cause what all did they have?
• 1:20:37
  There was spaghetti with meatballs, there was the French toast- Teriyaki chicken
• 1:20:41
  and a kind of teriyaki cheeseburger
• 1:20:41
  bacon, teriyaki chicken, bacon cheeseburger- With extra
• 1:20:44
  bacon … who had the mashed potatoes?
• 1:20:47
  I don't know where that came from.
• 1:20:48
  Was that, did that go on- 'Cause that dude was shoveling- … with the meatloaf?
• 1:20:50
  … mashed potatoes in his mouth.
• 1:20:51
  I think, I think- Did somebody have meatloaf?
• 1:20:53
  No, I think mashed potatoes is probably just something that
• 1:20:55
  was on the craft services cart.
• 1:20:57
  And they just say, "Put that- They just threw it on a plate … put that on
• 1:20:58
  the table." 'Cause yeah, no, it was, I remember it was French toast, spaghetti,
• 1:21:03
  teriyaki chicken, bacon cheeseburger.
• 1:21:04
  Right.
• 1:21:06
  'Cause Graham wanted the bacon cheeseburger.
• 1:21:08
  'Cause I completely- Yeah … missed, completely missed the point
• 1:21:12
  of the Last Supper in this scene 'cause I was so hung up-
• 1:21:16
  on the fact- How did they have it all?
• 1:21:18
  … the fact that they not only had all the ingredients, but they
• 1:21:20
  prepared them all at the same time.
• 1:21:22
  Yeah.
• 1:21:22
  Yeah, 'cause l- I could never organize a Thanksgiving meal.
• 1:21:28
  I mean- No, it's so hard.
• 1:21:29
  I don't know how- We struggle just- I don't know how the
• 1:21:32
  grandmas of the world do it
• 1:21:32
  we struggle just to get, like, Beth- Grilled chicken and
• 1:21:35
  vegetables out at the same time?
• 1:21:36
  Yeah, Beth will be- Yeah … roasting some broccoli and I'm grilling
• 1:21:38
  chicken, and we just can't, we can't get them done at the same time.
• 1:21:41
  Right.
• 1:21:41
  Yeah.
• 1:21:41
  And it'll be like, "Oh we'll have to go ahead and eat the broccoli."
• 1:21:44
  "It's still about 15 minutes on the chicken." Yeah, that is true.
• 1:21:48
  So we'll eat in shifts.
• 1:21:50
  That's what I- Love it … yeah, that's what I was so passionate about when
• 1:21:52
  he was, like, not eating the French toast, and then Graham just took it.
• 1:21:55
  I'm like, "Yeah you go, Graham." Something on that table was cold.
• 1:21:59
  Like, you, you- Yeah
• 1:22:00
  you did that.
• 1:22:01
  You enjoy- What would you eat- … that accomplishment … out of all of
• 1:22:03
  that food, what would you eat cold?
• 1:22:05
  Or like, what would you be like, "No, I have to eat this while it's hot"?
• 1:22:08
  Oh, the hamburger.
• 1:22:09
  Oh, I thought you were gonna say the French toast.
• 1:22:11
  I'd eat that cold.
• 1:22:11
  I think I could eat the French toast cold or hot.
• 1:22:13
  I… The French toast is the thing that I would eat war- I would have to eat warm.
• 1:22:16
  Oh, you want it.
• 1:22:16
  Yeah.
• 1:22:16
  Because there's a, there's a custard involved, and I need that to be warmed up.
• 1:22:17
  It…
• 1:22:23
  A gelatinous egg thing.
• 1:22:25
  Like, the, Yeah.
• 1:22:26
  I don't know- I would want warm … if your French toast is cooked all the
• 1:22:28
  way if you have your gelatinous egg.
• 1:22:31
  I mean, it c- soaks up all the stuff.
• 1:22:33
  Huh.
• 1:22:33
  I'm just not a big fan of a cold burger.
• 1:22:35
  But French toast is not my favorite anyway 'cause it's soggy bread.
• 1:22:41
  Not a favorite?
• 1:22:42
  It's delicious soggy bread, but the texture, I need a little something.
• 1:22:47
  Okay.
• 1:22:48
  Perfect.
• 1:22:49
  Okay.
• 1:22:49
  In case you wanted to know.
• 1:22:52
  All right.
• 1:22:52
  Would we survive?
• 1:22:54
  Um- Probably.
• 1:22:55
  Yes … I'm, I'm gonna say yeah, 100%.
• 1:22:57
  I'm, I… Like I said, I, I stand on the fact I think these aliens are dumb.
• 1:23:01
  I would've rounded up some weapons and fought back.
• 1:23:04
  Oh.
• 1:23:04
  I would've tried a lot of different things.
• 1:23:05
  Or you'll die of your arrogance.
• 1:23:08
  You know what?
• 1:23:08
  The one weapon they had- … their little poison, poison gas shooter-
• 1:23:12
  Yeah … they didn't wanna use them.
• 1:23:14
  So many opportunities to use them, and they didn't.
• 1:23:16
  Why do you think that is?
• 1:23:17
  But that's what I'm saying.
• 1:23:17
  I think they purposefully didn't use it.
• 1:23:19
  'Cause they needed the people for something.
• 1:23:21
  Maybe so.
• 1:23:21
  Maybe they were trying to, maybe they were trying to harvest and then, you know, of
• 1:23:24
  course, he, he was trying to kill Morgan maybe out of revenge for the fingers.
• 1:23:28
  Maybe.
• 1:23:29
  Well- But- … yeah … I don't know.
• 1:23:30
  Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  I'm just saying clearly they're not- Not a fair trade-off
• 1:23:33
  they're not invincible.
• 1:23:34
  He cut- Yeah … the fingers off.
• 1:23:36
  So I feel like, I feel like you can mount a pretty good defense and
• 1:23:40
  make them reconsider, first off, you know, why in the world are we at some
• 1:23:44
  farmhouse in the middle of nowhere when they're, like, congregating
• 1:23:48
  in bigger areas across the globe?
• 1:23:51
  And so I don't know.
• 1:23:52
  I think I could make them rethink- maybe you need to just go somewhere else.
• 1:23:57
  Maybe the first round.
• 1:23:58
  But what about, like, I mean, they're gonna go back to their
• 1:24:00
  civilization, and they're gonna scheme.
• 1:24:03
  Yep.
• 1:24:03
  Yeah, but by this time, somewhere on the go they figured out, as they did, that
• 1:24:08
  water was a weapon, and we would just have a bunch of Super Soakers for round two.
• 1:24:15
  Can you imagine that Signs Two is just everybody with a Super
• 1:24:20
  Soaker gun- There will be no winning … just in their house.
• 1:24:23
  That would be amazing, yeah.
• 1:24:24
  Pew, pew, pew.
• 1:24:24
  Yeah.
• 1:24:25
  So there- I don't think I would survive it … yeah, there is no Signs Two.
• 1:24:27
  I don't think I would.
• 1:24:28
  I think I would just panic so hardcore that I wouldn't be able
• 1:24:30
  to make a rational decision.
• 1:24:32
  Yeah.
• 1:24:32
  I don't … I don't know if it was this discussion or another episode where I was
• 1:24:37
  like, I don't, I don't watch the news.
• 1:24:41
  I don't take stock in- Maybe.
• 1:24:43
  Yeah … in events that are going on in the world.
• 1:24:46
  I'm just like, well, it is what it is.
• 1:24:48
  And so I probably wouldn't give it the weight that it deserves,
• 1:24:52
  or I wouldn't take it seriously.
• 1:24:54
  Yeah.
• 1:24:54
  I might survive by proxy with Mark, 'cause I just live there.
• 1:24:57
  Maybe.
• 1:24:59
  I'll just, like, if, if anything ever goes down, I'm just gonna
• 1:25:01
  come tag along with y'all.
• 1:25:02
  Yeah.
• 1:25:03
  Do that.
• 1:25:03
  With my husband and my child.
• 1:25:05
  Yep.
• 1:25:05
  But I can do CPR and- Okay … first aid, so I'm valuable to take along.
• 1:25:11
  All right.
• 1:25:12
  I feel like this crew could
• 1:25:15
  We could make it for a while because, like- Yeah … you also have, you can sew.
• 1:25:19
  I can.
• 1:25:20
  You have your medical skills.
• 1:25:22
  Between Mark and Alec, they could recreate probably any … They
• 1:25:26
  could engineer whatever we need.
• 1:25:28
  I offer no valuable skills.
• 1:25:32
  I could watch your baby while you sew, so there's that.
• 1:25:36
  I don't really have any life skills.
• 1:25:38
  Oh my gosh.
• 1:25:38
  Whatever.
• 1:25:39
  I don't.
• 1:25:40
  Whatever.
• 1:25:42
  I was sitting here trying to think of something I could bring to the table
• 1:25:46
  Those brownies are really good I got nothing.
• 1:25:48
  With what oven?
• 1:25:50
  And what- Well- You, I can't sustain you for life on brownies Well,
• 1:25:53
  okay, but- I could live off of brownies … think about it, though.
• 1:25:55
  I mean, in this kind of apocalypse, it's not like we've lost electricity.
• 1:25:59
  That's true We just have to outlive aliens.
• 1:26:01
  I mean, like, we would have to go close to the electric plant.
• 1:26:06
  Yeah.
• 1:26:07
  Keep it running.
• 1:26:08
  That's what they're for.
• 1:26:09
  And then you can make us brownies.
• 1:26:12
  Yeah.
• 1:26:12
  Nice.
• 1:26:12
  I, maybe I'm the, I'm the personality hire, I guess.
• 1:26:15
  So the, like, I can make the- Oh, my gosh … I can make you the brownies.
• 1:26:19
  Listen, at this point in my nursing career, I'm, like, not the
• 1:26:22
  nurse you want in an emergency.
• 1:26:24
  Okay?
• 1:26:25
  I'm like, "I…" I'm like, "Is your poop hard or soft?" How do
• 1:26:29
  you- Like, I'm asking you … how's a person supposed to know?
• 1:26:33
  They touch it.
• 1:26:42
  Like, you're laughing, but I seriously wanna know the answer to that question.
• 1:26:45
  Oh, man.
• 1:26:46
  Do you ask people that question?
• 1:26:47
  Do you
• 1:26:49
  ask people that?
• 1:26:50
  I'm gonna
• 1:26:53
  pee my pants.
• 1:26:59
  Oh my God.
• 1:27:00
  Okay.
• 1:27:03
  Answer
• 1:27:09
  me.
• 1:27:09
  The look on your face when you said you- No, we don't… Well, I guess
• 1:27:12
  it just depends on the situation.
• 1:27:14
  Sometimes- You have to touch it … sometimes okay, sometimes we do have to
• 1:27:22
  You know the trend that's like, "Make your job sound illegal?" Yeah.
• 1:27:26
  I don't need to do that for my job, but, like- … when I ask,
• 1:27:30
  like, "Is your poop hard or soft?"
• 1:27:31
  It's like, "Are you constipated or not?"
• 1:27:38
  You're like, "Do you touch
• 1:27:42
  it?" I'm like, how is a person supposed to know?
• 1:27:43
  You just know.
• 1:27:44
  You just give it a little squeeze?
• 1:27:45
  No.
• 1:27:46
  No.
• 1:27:56
  So you'd base that on how it feels coming out?
• 1:27:59
  Like, yeah, like the effort.
• 1:28:01
  Like
• 1:28:04
  the effort it
• 1:28:06
  takes.
• 1:28:06
  Like- But what… It can be, it can be easy to come out, but solid, right?
• 1:28:13
  It should be solid.
• 1:28:15
  Yeah.
• 1:28:15
  But, like, is it… have you ever heard of the Bristol Stool Chart?
• 1:28:19
  Is that the color?
• 1:28:21
  No.
• 1:28:22
  I'll show you.
• 1:28:23
  Okay, so this is the d- this is the Bristol Stool Chart.
• 1:28:26
  Okay?
• 1:28:27
  So based- Excuse me … on how your stool looks tells us, like, if it looks good.
• 1:28:31
  So if it looks like little- Tater tots
• 1:28:34
  little pebbles.
• 1:28:35
  Yeah.
• 1:28:38
  You've got some constipation.
• 1:28:39
  Okay.
• 1:28:40
  If it's lumpy, it looks like a sausage, you've got some constipation.
• 1:28:45
  If it, then it, if it's, like, smooth- Yeah … so I guess, like,
• 1:28:50
  what is your… How did we get here?
• 1:28:52
  So it's the shape of it?
• 1:28:52
  We are, we are learning things today.
• 1:28:54
  The shape of it.
• 1:28:55
  Okay.
• 1:28:55
  If it's, like, super ridgy.
• 1:28:57
  Like, if it's, like… So am I supposed to be inspecting this?
• 1:29:02
  Do you not look at your poop?
• 1:29:03
  I mean, I take a glance, but I'm not gonna-
• 1:29:09
  get my magnifying glass out.
• 1:29:10
  Oh, I got some three-inch ridges on there.
• 1:29:15
  Well, I guess if you are ever finding to where you're- Let me pull out the chart.
• 1:29:20
  Yeah, we just post it in the bathroom.
• 1:29:22
  Yeah, just keep it up behind the toilet.
• 1:29:23
  Quick reference.
• 1:29:24
  Yeah.
• 1:29:24
  I mean, I see this chart every, every workday.
• 1:29:26
  Well, you've probably got it memorized.
• 1:29:28
  I have to look at it.
• 1:29:28
  You'd be like, oh, you can immediately identify.
• 1:29:30
  Oh, that's textbook tater tots.
• 1:29:32
  That's textbook tater tots.
• 1:29:34
  How did we get here?
• 1:29:35
  Uh.
• 1:29:36
  You asked, "Is your poop hard or soft?" And who are you asking?
• 1:29:41
  Oh, oh, the aliens.
• 1:29:43
  I am so done.
• 1:29:44
  I was basically saying that's the kind of nurse that I am now.
• 1:29:49
  Oh.
• 1:29:49
  I can't I mean- Yeah … if you're sick, I'm like, "You should take some
• 1:29:53
  amoxicillin." I'm not like, "Oh, well, this is a broad spectrum for gram
• 1:30:00
  negative anaerobes." Like- Yeah … I'm like, "Are you pushing really hard to
• 1:30:06
  poop or does it come out easily?" I- depending on how many brownies we eat.
• 1:30:13
  Y- these are important questions.
• 1:30:15
  Yes.
• 1:30:16
  That's how we got there.
• 1:30:16
  'Cause the things can n- not be moving quite right.
• 1:30:20
  Oh my gosh.
• 1:30:20
  That is probably my favorite tangent that we've gone on.
• 1:30:25
  My job is insane.
• 1:30:27
  Okay, I will, I'll keep that thought in my s- in, in my head.
• 1:30:31
  Inside thoughts.
• 1:30:31
  Inside thoughts, yes.
• 1:30:32
  Okay.
• 1:30:34
  All right.
• 1:30:34
  So, um, Monster Smasher Pass.
• 1:30:37
  And Beth, do you wanna do your little, your little… Mark, I just want you
• 1:30:45
  to know that no matter what I say- I would always choose you over the alien.
• 1:30:50
  Okay.
• 1:30:51
  I respect that.
• 1:30:52
  Good.
• 1:30:53
  You know, I just like, I just want you to know I mean that.
• 1:30:55
  He's like, "You better, 'cause these are dumb as rocks." Yes.
• 1:30:57
  Stupid aliens.
• 1:30:59
  Not even a smart one.
• 1:31:00
  Uh, so smash, they are well-traveled.
• 1:31:03
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:04
  Grab your passport and my hand, I can make a bad guy good for the weekend.
• 1:31:09
  Is what came to mind.
• 1:31:11
  They will come to a party and then just leave so quick.
• 1:31:15
  Yeah?
• 1:31:16
  It's like an Irish goodbye.
• 1:31:17
  What's that?
• 1:31:19
  I don't know.
• 1:31:19
  It's a really quick goodbye.
• 1:31:20
  Yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Why is it Irish?
• 1:31:22
  I don't know.
• 1:31:22
  I just came to that conclusion based on what she said.
• 1:31:25
  I think that's what… I mean, I could be wrong.
• 1:31:27
  Why are they saying bye so quickly?
• 1:31:29
  I don't know.
• 1:31:29
  The Irish.
• 1:31:30
  I don't know.
• 1:31:30
  Is it 'cause they're hungry?
• 1:31:32
  'Cause they have the potato famine?
• 1:31:35
  It's, like, all down through generations.
• 1:31:38
  So they're good for a fellow introvert.
• 1:31:41
  And- Yeah, true … I did say that they are excellent problem-solvers,
• 1:31:46
  but now I'm thinking that's not true.
• 1:31:49
  I said except when it comes to water and doorknobs.
• 1:31:51
  I mean, he found the coal chute.
• 1:31:53
  He did.
• 1:31:54
  That's impressive.
• 1:31:54
  Yeah.
• 1:31:55
  Did you have any smashes?
• 1:31:58
  Yes.
• 1:31:59
  Sorry, I was looking up Irish goodbye.
• 1:32:01
  Are you- Oh, it's the act of leaving a social gathering discreetly without
• 1:32:05
  notifying the host- Yeah … or explicitly saying farewell to anyone.
• 1:32:10
  Yeah.
• 1:32:11
  Because apparently- I've done that … people in Ireland, when they
• 1:32:14
  say goodbye, it's like, "Goodbye, bye-bye." Like, "No, you hang up." "No,
• 1:32:17
  you hang up." They're like, it has a long goodbyes, and you're, pe- these,
• 1:32:19
  some people are just like, "See ya."
• 1:32:21
  Yeah.
• 1:32:21
  So smash, they are s- well, before this discussion happened, I was like, "They're
• 1:32:27
  smart and resourceful." I know, right?
• 1:32:30
  And now I don't necessarily feel that way.
• 1:32:31
  I said they were good problem-solvers.
• 1:32:35
  He got out of the pantry.
• 1:32:37
  Yeah, he did.
• 1:32:38
  We don't know that.
• 1:32:38
  They made it to Earth.
• 1:32:40
  What do you mean?
• 1:32:40
  You know he got out.
• 1:32:41
  His friend, his friend- He got out of the pantry Well, he did get out,
• 1:32:43
  but did his friends let him out?
• 1:32:45
  I, that I don't know.
• 1:32:46
  You know, he, he, you know, got on the baby monitor and was like, "Hey,"
• 1:32:49
  "Come- He didn't have the baby monitor in the pantry … come, come get me."
• 1:32:53
  There might have been one in there.
• 1:32:53
  We don't know.
• 1:32:54
  They never showed.
• 1:32:55
  That man didn't have a baby.
• 1:32:57
  Roger, Roger.
• 1:32:58
  Did he, or did he not?
• 1:33:00
  He did not.
• 1:33:01
  We don't know that.
• 1:33:03
  Did you have any past thoughts?
• 1:33:05
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:06
  I said nasty nails, 'cause when you like… Yep, that's not
• 1:33:11
  where I thought that was going.
• 1:33:17
  What did you think I was gonna say?
• 1:33:19
  I don't know, but when we're having the context of, like, Smash or
• 1:33:22
  Pass, like nasty… I'm like I'm like, I'm like, "Don't do that."
• 1:33:33
  Oh, man, we always need to record at this time- Yeah … from here on out.
• 1:33:36
  It's late.
• 1:33:37
  I haven't been to sleep in three days.
• 1:33:41
  I'm not okay.
• 1:33:43
  Oh my gosh.
• 1:33:43
  I said- Sorry, nails.
• 1:33:44
  They have nasty nails.
• 1:33:44
  No, that's so funny.
• 1:33:45
  Yeah, I said they've got nasty nails.
• 1:33:48
  They probably run for fun.
• 1:33:51
  Psychopath.
• 1:33:52
  They sign up for the turkey trot on Thanksgiving morning.
• 1:33:56
  No.
• 1:33:56
  Yeah.
• 1:33:57
  Abso- immediately not.
• 1:33:59
  And they can't go swimming.
• 1:34:00
  Ugh, super lame.
• 1:34:01
  Yeah, I gotta have, I gotta have my water buddy.
• 1:34:05
  Oh, and then you'll love this.
• 1:34:06
  They'll probably talk bad about you, but in their language right in front of you.
• 1:34:10
  They will.
• 1:34:12
  They're probably super petty.
• 1:34:13
  Yeah, and then they're like
• 1:34:14
  That's how, that's how they laugh.
• 1:34:18
  I don't, I don't need that probably.
• 1:34:20
  No, yeah, I would be so self-conscious about that, too.
• 1:34:23
  Yes, I'd be like, "What? What do you want?" Um, so my pass
• 1:34:27
  was like, yes, they have talons.
• 1:34:29
  I don't like that.
• 1:34:31
  Also, the toxic gas- … is gonna be an issue because, uh, my question,
• 1:34:38
  not to go back here, but does that gas only come out their finger?
• 1:34:43
  Or, like, what happens when they get like… What if you scare it on
• 1:34:48
  accident and it does a little toot?
• 1:34:50
  Is it toxic gas and you've just died?
• 1:34:53
  I don't know.
• 1:34:53
  Is it hard or soft?
• 1:34:54
  'Cause you startled it?
• 1:34:55
  The fart- Was your fart hard or soft?
• 1:34:58
  Was it spicy?
• 1:35:00
  I… Okay, yeah, 'cause their fart would always smell bad, and is, it could always
• 1:35:06
  be, you know, silent but deadly farts.
• 1:35:08
  That's the only kind that I have, so I'm thinking I- Always?
• 1:35:11
  Yeah.
• 1:35:11
  Oh, no.
• 1:35:12
  I can t-
• 1:35:18
  Come on.
• 1:35:18
  Is that … Are you about to say you can- You can't leave us hanging.
• 1:35:21
  You know it is gonna be stinky.
• 1:35:23
  You definitely know.
• 1:35:24
  When it comes out of you, you know.
• 1:35:26
  You're like, "I need to warn, I need to warn somebody." Sometimes I will fart-
• 1:35:33
  Yeah … but I won't tell Alec, and I'll just count in my head to see how
• 1:35:36
  long it takes for him to say something.
• 1:35:38
  That's like lightning.
• 1:35:39
  Do you do that?
• 1:35:41
  It's like lightning.
• 1:35:42
  Yeah, lightning and the thunder.
• 1:35:47
  Do you- One Mississippi, two- Do you do that?
• 1:35:50
  Do I do what?
• 1:35:52
  You just wait to see what happens after
• 1:35:57
  you laugh?
• 1:35:57
  Yeah.
• 1:35:57
  That's so disrespectful.
• 1:35:57
  I always warn you, even sometimes when I don't have to.
• 1:36:00
  High five, brother.
• 1:36:01
  I'm gonna s- I… I'ma start doing it under the covers.
• 1:36:05
  I'ma cover you up, and I'ma toot
• 1:36:10
  at your CPAP mask.
• 1:36:17
  That's diabolical.
• 1:36:18
  So it goes right- That is diabolical … give him a fart straight to the dome.
• 1:36:24
  It has a filter.
• 1:36:27
  Not if I take it out.
• 1:36:31
  I'll fart in the reservoir.
• 1:36:34
  Oh.
• 1:36:35
  Oh.
• 1:36:39
  I will fart in the reservoir.
• 1:36:42
  You thought that water was distilled.
• 1:36:44
  That's Fall- Oh … Out Boy's new lyric.
• 1:36:46
  Oh my gosh.
• 1:36:48
  Um- That is excellent … so that's why I would pass.
• 1:36:52
  Yeah, for sure pass.
• 1:36:53
  Mostly the gas.
• 1:36:54
  Pass the gas.
• 1:36:59
  We are losing it.
• 1:37:01
  So yeah let's land the plane here.
• 1:37:04
  Does it join the club?
• 1:37:06
  Yes.
• 1:37:06
  Yeah.
• 1:37:07
  I agree.
• 1:37:07
  I think it's great.
• 1:37:08
  Yeah, I, I think this is great.
• 1:37:09
  You know, like I said, I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna come off
• 1:37:11
  like I'm knocking the movie.
• 1:37:13
  Yeah- Yeah … I was kinda ripping the- You did … the thing.
• 1:37:16
  That's okay.
• 1:37:16
  But it's a great movie.
• 1:37:17
  I still recommend it.
• 1:37:18
  It's still good.
• 1:37:19
  It holds up, even, you know- Yeah … it's how many years?
• 1:37:21
  24? Yeah.
• 1:37:23
  Still great to watch.
• 1:37:24
  It, th- there's not really any, like the effects are not really that bad
• 1:37:27
  for- No … you know, that far back.
• 1:37:29
  And- I think- … I mean, it still holds up.
• 1:37:32
  Still a great movie.
• 1:37:32
  Yeah, I think that's the beauty of it.
• 1:37:35
  Oh my gosh, excuse me.
• 1:37:35
  That's the beauty of it, not depending on the imagery.
• 1:37:40
  It depends on the story- Yeah … and the dialogue and the deeper meaning
• 1:37:46
  of the movie, rather than just the graphics or anything like that.
• 1:37:49
  So you can watch it 24, almost 25 years later and still enjoy
• 1:37:54
  it and not be distracted by the f- Alien graphics, for example.
• 1:38:01
  Yeah.
• 1:38:01
  From 1979, where, um, um, it was cutting edge at the time, I'm sure.
• 1:38:04
  Yeah.
• 1:38:05
  But just does not- Or I mean, like- … well hold up … I mean, I can't tell
• 1:38:07
  you off the top of my head when Twister was made, but the, you remember the cow?
• 1:38:11
  Oh yeah, man, the, the graphics in that are- The, the CG cow in that movie- Yeah
• 1:38:14
  was, was, it did not hold up.
• 1:38:16
  Yeah.
• 1:38:17
  Yeah.
• 1:38:17
  Yeah.
• 1:38:18
  But yeah, good movie.
• 1:38:19
  Good.
• 1:38:19
  I'm glad you guys liked it, because I watched it and I was like, "I think
• 1:38:21
  this was excellent, and I hope that they think it's good too." Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:24
  Okay.
• 1:38:25
  Shall we spin our spinning wheel of death?
• 1:38:28
  What have we got?
• 1:38:30
  It Follows.
• 1:38:30
  It Follows.
• 1:38:31
  Ooh, that's an interesting one.
• 1:38:33
  Have you- Have you seen that one?
• 1:38:34
  I haven't.
• 1:38:34
  Okay.
• 1:38:35
  I haven't seen it in a while.
• 1:38:36
  I've- So it'll be interesting to re-watch.
• 1:38:37
  Isn't that on Netflix?
• 1:38:39
  It might be.
• 1:38:41
  If you have Prime video, it's on that.
• 1:38:45
  Okay.
• 1:38:46
  Is that a change?
• 1:38:46
  Netflix, I think- I just see Amazon, YouTube, Apple TV, Philo-
• 1:38:55
  Yeah … Google Play, and then Fandango.
• 1:38:57
  Oh, it's gotten good reviews.
• 1:39:00
  Well, it got a 95% on Rotten Tomatoes.
• 1:39:03
  That's hard to do.
• 1:39:04
  For a horror especially.
• 1:39:04
  Yeah.
• 1:39:05
  Okay, I'm excited.
• 1:39:06
  Okay, great, and that will be different than what we've done period too, so.
• 1:39:10
  Yeah, that is a different type of movie than we watched.
• 1:39:13
  Okay, awesome.
• 1:39:14
  Cool.
• 1:39:14
  Well, you guys, this was probably one of my favorite episodes that we've done.
• 1:39:18
  Really enjoy this one.
• 1:39:19
  I hope you guys all out there, if you're still, if you're still
• 1:39:22
  with us we're tha- we're grateful.
• 1:39:24
  Um, we're having fun doing this, so we'll keep, we'll keep on.
• 1:39:27
  Um, you can follow us on our socials.
• 1:39:28
  We'll add that into our, um, outro, and, uh, we'll catch you next time.
• 1:39:34
  Later.
• 1:39:34
  Bye.
• 1:39:37
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• 1:39:43
  means we're definitely doing it.
• 1:39:47
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• 1:39:54
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• 1:39:54
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