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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Oh, here's your food.
- 0:08Speaker 1: That's right. Today we're talking to singing waiters.
- 0:11Speaker 3: Singing waiters are a very specific group of people. They
- 0:15Speaker 3: are people that are incredible at singing, whether they be
- 0:19Speaker 3: musical theater stars or pop artists in their own right.
- 0:22Speaker 3: And they also work in places where they, at the
- 0:25Speaker 3: same time have to serve food. This is a real
- 0:28Speaker 3: thing in many places, including Times Square. We sat down
- 0:32Speaker 3: with five singing waiters from the restaurant Wish Chapon a burger.
- 0:37Speaker 4: Let's listen in.
- 0:41Speaker 5: And then I was like, we only carry that gluten free.
- 0:45Speaker 5: And then she goes, yeah, she goes, I want a
- 0:47Speaker 5: gluten filed And I had never heard of that phrase before.
- 0:50Speaker 4: The gluten filed gluten film.
- 0:52Speaker 6: Oh, some of these stars are on this diet, this
- 0:55Speaker 6: gluten filled diet.
- 0:57Speaker 7: It's gone back around again now because.
- 1:00Speaker 2: It's actually good for you. Literally, gluten is actually good
- 1:03Speaker 2: for you.
- 1:03Speaker 8: Wait, how it circles back your intestines like your track. Yes,
- 1:09Speaker 8: it clears things outreak, it clears things out.
- 1:11Speaker 9: Yes, breakchack, break check for your body?
- 1:14Speaker 10: Wait? What no way, break check. I'm literally florid. I'm
- 1:19Speaker 10: literally Florid.
- 1:19Speaker 9: Right now, you have Floriad closing tonight.
- 1:22Speaker 10: I'm closing tonight. Oh my god, I'm floor tonight.
- 1:25Speaker 1: I am closing.
- 1:26Speaker 11: So it's so crazy. We're sitting next together. We're sitting
- 1:29Speaker 11: next together. I'm I'm your closer. Literally, that's Have you
- 1:34Speaker 11: guys seen all those tiktoks about how the openers never
- 1:37Speaker 11: talked to the closers.
- 1:38Speaker 4: Openers do everything, closers do nothing.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a lie.
- 1:41Speaker 2: We have to deal with all the musical theater people.
- 1:45Speaker 9: Meanwhile, the bunch.
- 1:46Speaker 6: Army, brunch army, we open and close the shift in
- 1:53Speaker 6: the it's one act, it's long. It's people are the
- 1:58Speaker 6: meanest at brunch then they will ever be in their lives.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Well, they're hung over, their tired, and they want their.
- 2:04Speaker 7: Food and they want it now.
- 2:07Speaker 8: We don't have a gluten free menu at brunch, no way,
- 2:10Speaker 8: it's all gluten.
- 2:11Speaker 9: What yeah, just at night?
- 2:14Speaker 10: Well yeah, we introduced the gluten free menu at Wow
- 2:17Speaker 10: because like that's when a lot of people, like the
- 2:18Speaker 10: tourists kind of come in and they are usually the
- 2:21Speaker 10: ones that have the allergies or the sensitivity.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Yes, so are we're going to talk about our set
- 2:26Speaker 2: ye the next season.
- 2:27Speaker 10: Yes, okay, yes, they have to know who we are.
- 2:29Speaker 4: I mean, this is.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Oh my god, I literally forgot this. I literally forgot
- 2:33Speaker 2: it's fun.
- 2:34Speaker 3: They're going to be clipping this when we hit it big,
- 2:36Speaker 3: They're going to be clipping these.
- 2:37Speaker 1: They're gonna literally be clipping us.
- 2:39Speaker 4: This is the first time you see me, but it's
- 2:40Speaker 4: not gonna be the last time.
- 2:42Speaker 5: I also think there's a lot of wishmona Burger, like
- 2:45Speaker 5: fans you wish I think there's so many fans of
- 2:52Speaker 5: our restaurant that are gonna want to Like they asked
- 2:55Speaker 5: me questions like what's it like back there?
- 2:57Speaker 9: Do you guys party or guys friends?
- 2:59Speaker 5: And now we we finally get to dish what's it
- 3:02Speaker 5: like to work at the most famous singing restaurant?
- 3:06Speaker 8: Can I just say it is like this cast of
- 3:09Speaker 8: When You Wish upon a Burger is like the best
- 3:11Speaker 8: cast in a while.
- 3:12Speaker 1: I think, so it's like the best while.
- 3:14Speaker 10: Calling it like the newer casts the renaissance, it's like
- 3:17Speaker 10: the renaissance at Burger.
- 3:18Speaker 7: I can speak to this.
- 3:19Speaker 6: I've been at this restaurant forever, and I can say
- 3:22Speaker 6: this cast is really really solid. There are dug years.
- 3:26Speaker 6: There are rebuilding years. There are years where it is
- 3:30Speaker 6: not there. This year we are there.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Introduce yourself to your name.
- 3:34Speaker 2: You're like literally a living legend.
- 3:36Speaker 7: Oh hello, well, thank you so much.
- 3:39Speaker 6: My name is Dina Fry and I have been working
- 3:45Speaker 6: at make a Wish upon a Burger.
- 3:48Speaker 7: Sorry, that's just a.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Song, properly make Burger.
- 3:56Speaker 2: We get sickets to come and we sing to them.
- 3:58Speaker 9: Believe the name first, the nonprofit game Sack.
- 4:03Speaker 3: You get about twenty kids a year who there make
- 4:05Speaker 3: a wish was is to come to our restaurant. And
- 4:07Speaker 3: I'm like, no judging, that's we could you could get more,
- 4:10Speaker 3: but you're more than welcome. You're more than welcome to
- 4:14Speaker 3: your wish.
- 4:14Speaker 4: You're more than welcome for this to be your wish.
- 4:16Speaker 10: And they usually just have the flu and it's the worst.
- 4:19Speaker 10: It's like they're not really like they're not that sick. Yeah,
- 4:21Speaker 10: we're not like they take.
- 4:23Speaker 2: A like your make a.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Wish because getting us sick is what I keep saying about.
- 4:29Speaker 11: And how are you singing Book of Mormon sick? You're
- 4:31Speaker 11: not so and we're not judging. Make a witch you guys?
- 4:36Speaker 11: Do you it's weird you guys are now including the flu.
- 4:38Speaker 11: It's weird and exema.
- 4:40Speaker 5: I don't get it anyway, It's you went destined to
- 4:43Speaker 5: work in this industry.
- 4:44Speaker 7: Oh, thank you so much. And you know I've had
- 4:47Speaker 7: my my skirts with Broadway.
- 4:49Speaker 6: But I really really wanted to be here, and I
- 4:54Speaker 6: have been in this kitchen for fifty five years. I
- 5:00Speaker 6: come out once a night, I sing my song and
- 5:03Speaker 6: I go back. I have a bowl of chicken noodle soup,
- 5:08Speaker 6: and I have the happiest life.
- 5:11Speaker 7: In the world.
- 5:12Speaker 3: And can I mention by the way Dinah, I mean,
- 5:15Speaker 3: I love you so much. When you sing your big
- 5:18Speaker 3: song Shy from What's upon a Mattress, you bring the
- 5:21Speaker 3: house down.
- 5:22Speaker 4: You love that.
- 5:23Speaker 3: And I want to mention skirts with Broadway, your Etsy
- 5:26Speaker 3: store where you make skirts that are inspired by Broadway.
- 5:29Speaker 4: I love your Phantom of the Opera skirt.
- 5:31Speaker 6: Yes, yes, you go to etsy dot com backsplash shop,
- 5:36Speaker 6: backsplash results for make a wish.
- 5:43Speaker 7: But Broadway skirts.
- 5:45Speaker 6: Now you're gonna wanna scroll down, scroll down, scroll down,
- 5:48Speaker 6: scroll down. You're gonna get to the Phantom of the
- 5:50Speaker 6: Opera skirt, which is it kind of looks like a
- 5:53Speaker 6: sort of yin Yang sing symbol, because that is to
- 5:56Speaker 6: symbolize the.
- 5:58Speaker 7: Masma as.
- 6:02Speaker 10: Sing it s design.
- 6:03Speaker 6: Okay, the Phantom of the Opper skirt is for the
- 6:08Speaker 6: famous mask, and there.
- 6:11Speaker 7: Are many others, of course.
- 6:12Speaker 6: And I have to get your orders for Christmas this
- 6:15Speaker 6: year so that I can send them so that I
- 6:17Speaker 6: can get started.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Yes, okay, my skirt.
- 6:21Speaker 6: Something rotten skirt? Okay, I want to know Mary skirt.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Oh, that's so good.
- 6:26Speaker 8: I'll take a chess skirt, but not the revival the original.
- 6:30Speaker 2: No, you know what.
- 6:34Speaker 10: Aunt Juliette for me.
- 6:37Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Anguliette for me, Anguliette. Okay, okay, everyone air
- 6:44Speaker 6: drop me your measurements.
- 6:45Speaker 7: I'll get it in time for Christmas.
- 6:49Speaker 8: Twenty seven thirty two whoa wow?
- 6:54Speaker 2: Size you shut up?
- 6:58Speaker 4: Thirty two inch long score?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 7:02Speaker 9: Wait, say your name, say your name and what you do.
- 7:04Speaker 2: I'm dragging. Hey, I'm Teagan. I'm the ten or two
- 7:09Speaker 2: of the group.
- 7:10Speaker 11: Uh we we also answered a tone, So that's his
- 7:16Speaker 11: that's that's it's like my ring.
- 7:20Speaker 4: You hear that on you have to come run.
- 7:22Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 7:23Speaker 6: Sometimes the chef gives orders and you know you have to.
- 7:28Speaker 10: Go or getting yelled at by a person.
- 7:32Speaker 2: Oh, my god, our boss is the worst.
- 7:35Speaker 4: We talk about it.
- 7:36Speaker 10: Yeah, now we can finally talk about we can You
- 7:38Speaker 10: can talk about yourself first.
- 7:39Speaker 8: I give you your I went to U of M.
- 7:43Speaker 8: I've been in New York for I've been in New
- 7:47Speaker 8: York for five years. I have been on tour, but
- 7:52Speaker 8: I have never booked anything on actual Broadway yet.
- 7:54Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, wait, you're being shy about your tour. It
- 7:57Speaker 11: was the military. I never I never saw battle. But
- 8:07Speaker 11: I think it's like, I think it's really cool. You
- 8:10Speaker 11: keep saying that you've done tour, like you've done tour.
- 8:14Speaker 8: Musical theater tour, but like serving I'm serving Broadway, not musicals. Yes,
- 8:25Speaker 8: I think I am probably the most well versed in
- 8:27Speaker 8: our menu. I helped U the chef, create it. He
- 8:32Speaker 8: takes suggestions from other musicals.
- 8:34Speaker 10: These parodies that you have come up with in the names,
- 8:41Speaker 10: these silly things.
- 8:42Speaker 2: This gene, yes, literally Gene.
- 8:45Speaker 9: I will never forget the days again. I'm gonna get
- 8:47Speaker 9: a little motion. I will never forget the.
- 8:50Speaker 5: Day that you walked in and w we're serving a
- 8:52Speaker 5: smash burger and we're not calling it smash burger exactly.
- 8:57Speaker 5: Featuring Megan Hilty and Catherine McPhee. So now I have
- 9:01Speaker 5: pride when I go. Would you like the smash Burger
- 9:03Speaker 5: featuring Megan Hilty and Meghan Hilty And it's so good
- 9:07Speaker 5: and we.
- 9:07Speaker 6: Have to talk about deer eggs and Hamson, Green Witches,
- 9:14Speaker 6: the Green Witches salad chicken.
- 9:17Speaker 8: And we had a bowl and on the menu and
- 9:19Speaker 8: we're not calling it spelling, rolls out the money.
- 9:24Speaker 2: It's right there.
- 9:24Speaker 5: Soups the musical, and it's Soupsicle the musical of the day,
- 9:29Speaker 5: So the soup is different every single time.
- 9:31Speaker 2: So yeah, an operation mince meat Pie.
- 9:33Speaker 4: That was just yeah, I mean it was just.
- 9:37Speaker 9: Literally just like right there anyway.
- 9:39Speaker 5: But I remember that when you first walked in, you
- 9:41Speaker 5: were like, there are so many things that we can
- 9:43Speaker 5: up here.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Money on the table, money on the table.
- 9:45Speaker 5: I'm not tips literally literally we're in the money in Hi, guys,
- 9:54Speaker 5: what's up? My name is Sierra Hoofton, And what's your tone?
- 10:01Speaker 9: I'm an alto.
- 10:02Speaker 5: When you hear that you know that she has done
- 10:04Speaker 5: something wrong, I'm an alto.
- 10:07Speaker 9: I'll say I'm a mover, not a dancer. I'd say
- 10:09Speaker 9: a mover.
- 10:11Speaker 5: Went to Pace University top of my class, meaning I
- 10:14Speaker 5: ran it from the top.
- 10:15Speaker 9: I always say, can we do it from the top over? Literally,
- 10:19Speaker 9: what was your g p A? I think.
- 10:24Speaker 1: I was an alto okay great, yeah.
- 10:28Speaker 5: Mezzo soprano anyway, So sorry, I'm so like, I was
- 10:32Speaker 5: up all night last night because I am doing the
- 10:35Speaker 5: open call tomorrow for La La Land too. They're doing
- 10:38Speaker 5: the Wow they're doing this, So sorry, I'm like a
- 10:42Speaker 5: little like and I had to open this literally like
- 10:46Speaker 5: like I was like, you know, when you're like working
- 10:48Speaker 5: in an audition and you had to open it's kind of
- 10:50Speaker 5: my brain's just like all over.
- 10:51Speaker 10: You're like literally always auditioning, like you go out more
- 10:55Speaker 10: than anyone.
- 10:55Speaker 5: I know, No, thank you, and I think like I
- 10:58Speaker 5: think there the job is getting the job, and I
- 11:01Speaker 5: love that part of the job.
- 11:03Speaker 2: I think it's one of my favorite process.
- 11:04Speaker 5: Yes, it's process, it's process, it's rehearsal, it's process.
- 11:07Speaker 8: And you know it's not processed our food. No, see
- 11:10Speaker 8: look at that.
- 11:11Speaker 9: Look the brand integration is like Tigan's like butter.
- 11:15Speaker 3: I'd be careful because you really might have a future
- 11:17Speaker 3: and restaurant business.
- 11:19Speaker 8: Yes, stop, I mean the only restaurant I want to
- 11:22Speaker 8: be in is waitress.
- 11:24Speaker 11: Yes, opening up sugar butter flower.
- 11:30Speaker 9: But I love this place. I loved Hegan, I love
- 11:32Speaker 9: all by the way.
- 11:33Speaker 10: Why don't people order that?
- 11:37Speaker 1: I just don't get. I don't think people want to
- 11:39Speaker 1: eat flour.
- 11:41Speaker 2: I don't know that.
- 11:44Speaker 5: Preservatives literally literally it is. I guess like less per preservatives.
- 11:50Speaker 5: But I just want to say I love this place.
- 11:51Speaker 5: I think my favorite part about working here is just
- 11:53Speaker 5: your smiley faces every single freaking day.
- 11:55Speaker 10: You are too.
- 11:56Speaker 9: I love you guys a lot. I really do, from
- 11:57Speaker 9: the bottom of my heart.
- 11:58Speaker 5: You make it easy and I I am happy that
- 12:00Speaker 5: my survival job is something that gets me, like contact
- 12:04Speaker 5: with the ball, I get to practice, I get to sing.
- 12:06Speaker 5: I always am like, I want to be a better dancer, right,
- 12:09Speaker 5: I say that to everybody every morning I go. I
- 12:11Speaker 5: want to be a better I want to be better
- 12:12Speaker 5: at these dance calls. So I try to integrate that, right,
- 12:15Speaker 5: I try to. I'm doing across the floors almost constantly.
- 12:18Speaker 6: And you've been dancing on tables, You've been tangling on
- 12:21Speaker 6: these on these floor tops.
- 12:23Speaker 2: I are you play? You do the you can't stop
- 12:26Speaker 2: the beat?
- 12:27Speaker 1: Yes, and do it?
- 12:28Speaker 2: Do it just a little bit, a little bit, Come on.
- 12:31Speaker 9: The dance solow or whatever motion now that you should
- 12:37Speaker 9: know the rain. This guy, you can wonder if you
- 12:39Speaker 9: want to. But that's why if you try to hold me.
- 12:42Speaker 11: Down, I'm gonna and say you can't stop the bigger God?
- 12:49Speaker 2: Well done?
- 12:50Speaker 4: Can I just say?
- 12:51Speaker 3: And I don't know if I should say.
- 12:52Speaker 2: This, but sometimes we talked about this.
- 12:55Speaker 4: When you're around the camera, the camera makes you tell
- 12:56Speaker 4: the truth.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Okay, okay, talk about this.
- 12:59Speaker 10: The talk about this.
- 13:00Speaker 3: When you guys start singing, there is such a sexual
- 13:03Speaker 3: attention between you two.
- 13:04Speaker 10: Literally, it's like when you're not singing, it's like you
- 13:09Speaker 10: guys could not stand. It's like brother and sister. But
- 13:12Speaker 10: when you guys are singing, it's like I'm watching one
- 13:14Speaker 10: of those weird videos where it's like brother and sister hooky.
- 13:17Speaker 2: We talked about boundaries at staff meal. Yeah, we tried
- 13:20Speaker 2: to day.
- 13:23Speaker 7: It didn't work down there like that, you have to
- 13:25Speaker 7: try again. You don't try again.
- 13:31Speaker 6: I've seen so many relationships come through these walls. I've
- 13:36Speaker 6: seen so many ill advised hookups between Alto's and tenors.
- 13:40Speaker 7: That they never speak of it again. The next day.
- 13:43Speaker 7: You guys have to try again.
- 13:46Speaker 1: You got to listen to diner diner.
- 13:48Speaker 5: Okay, please, enough on me, Enough on you, girly, step
- 13:53Speaker 5: into your shine rate.
- 13:54Speaker 2: It is my turn step into it.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Okay. Hi, my name is Sam Ellie.
- 14:00Speaker 10: I am a bastone, one of the some of the
- 14:06Speaker 10: deepest voices you could ever hear. There's not a lot
- 14:09Speaker 10: of parts for me, and not a lot of songs
- 14:12Speaker 10: built for my vocal range. So but this is the
- 14:15Speaker 10: noise you hear over the PA system when they're looking
- 14:18Speaker 10: for me. I'm kind of the punk vibe. I do
- 14:23Speaker 10: a lot of the punk pop, punk rock songs. Green
- 14:25Speaker 10: Day the musical when it came out was Mike Eucharist.
- 14:29Speaker 10: That was My Body of Christ, if you will.
- 14:33Speaker 9: Or that really really low song in Hadestown.
- 14:35Speaker 10: Yes, why do they build too?
- 14:41Speaker 3: You're so vile to me because I do all the
- 14:43Speaker 3: you know, four seasons. I do the Frankie Valleys.
- 14:46Speaker 4: You do the why don't you.
- 14:51Speaker 9: Wow? That's honestly.
- 14:54Speaker 4: Durb hop bird about.
- 14:57Speaker 10: I don't want to be an American idiot by the media.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Can't stop it down. So yeah, that's a little bit
- 15:08Speaker 1: of Sam Kelly.
- 15:10Speaker 4: That's awesome.
- 15:11Speaker 8: And you you're working on your own piece right, Oh
- 15:13Speaker 8: my god, thank you Yeah, you're welcome.
- 15:15Speaker 10: I kea in.
- 15:17Speaker 2: I mean, what better time to give it the people
- 15:19Speaker 2: what they want?
- 15:20Speaker 10: Thank you.
- 15:20Speaker 1: This is actually such a good opportunity.
- 15:21Speaker 10: I'm working on my own musical. It's an original, original musical.
- 15:27Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
- 15:29Speaker 1: No, like we talk about it a lot.
- 15:31Speaker 10: We talk about a lot like this is literally a
- 15:33Speaker 10: podcasts like this, Like literally, I.
- 15:35Speaker 4: Didn't know you were working on something on your own.
- 15:37Speaker 10: No.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Yeah, and all of you guys have parks.
- 15:39Speaker 9: Wait, you didn't know.
- 15:40Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Did you not know that?
- 15:41Speaker 10: I feel like I'm always told, well, the restaurant just
- 15:44Speaker 10: makes me idy.
- 15:45Speaker 2: It was in the text. It was in the text,
- 15:46Speaker 2: literally the text.
- 15:48Speaker 9: Are you on? Are you on? Molana Lives Forever?
- 15:53Speaker 12: I'm on how far out Googurt other one forever.
- 16:08Speaker 10: That was when we were going to go see Lion
- 16:10Speaker 10: King and you said you you were busy or you
- 16:12Speaker 10: were sick or something, and so we just created that threat.
- 16:13Speaker 1: I think we didn't even realize you were.
- 16:15Speaker 5: Oh I'm so pissed our manager didn't take that. By
- 16:20Speaker 5: the way, that was a great.
- 16:20Speaker 2: That I don't care item that was on there. Just
- 16:26Speaker 2: make it yogurt that.
- 16:26Speaker 10: You make it so Yes, I'm working on an original musical.
- 16:31Speaker 10: I'm very excited about each of you have a part.
- 16:35Speaker 10: And I don't want to say too much right now,
- 16:38Speaker 10: but it's going to change music forever. It's going to
- 16:41Speaker 10: change musicals and how we look at them forever.
- 16:45Speaker 4: In what way?
- 16:47Speaker 10: And I don't want to say too much, but what
- 16:51Speaker 10: if a musical never.
- 16:52Speaker 7: Stopped you forever?
- 16:56Speaker 9: That sounded like a threat.
- 16:57Speaker 10: And what if when the music ends, you can start
- 17:01Speaker 10: it again and it feels like you're picking up in
- 17:03Speaker 10: the middle.
- 17:05Speaker 9: So like a circle, so like songs for a new world.
- 17:09Speaker 10: So no, it's different, and it's going to change musicals forever.
- 17:14Speaker 10: I can tell you guys a little bit more about it,
- 17:16Speaker 10: but I don't want to take over this whole podcast,
- 17:21Speaker 10: just the lead taking.
- 17:27Speaker 1: It's you.
- 17:29Speaker 10: Taking you literally saw active combat. I have to put
- 17:32Speaker 10: you in it.
- 17:33Speaker 8: Is it about octave combat? No, but I just feel
- 17:36Speaker 8: so bad. Okay, So I actually had a really fun
- 17:42Speaker 8: question to get.
- 17:42Speaker 4: Out O yours are burning. I guess I'll introduce myself.
- 17:45Speaker 11: Okay, my name's Buzzy Baldwin. I love Broadway, but I'm
- 17:52Speaker 11: kind of a little bit more of a gossip than
- 17:54Speaker 11: I am when it comes to musicals.
- 17:58Speaker 3: You might know me as the Broadway babbler on TikTok.
- 18:01Speaker 3: I have lots of secrets that I divuloge.
- 18:04Speaker 11: The gossire dropping all the time, and I would say
- 18:06Speaker 11: that I worked in this diner to kind of be
- 18:08Speaker 11: in the middle of Times Square and.
- 18:10Speaker 4: Over here the things that are happening here in there.
- 18:14Speaker 3: I bust in from New Hampshire every morning just to
- 18:19Speaker 3: be amongst.
- 18:20Speaker 4: You wonderful guys and gals and guys and gals.
- 18:26Speaker 5: Who was the one that first reported that Lia Michelle's
- 18:30Speaker 5: cover in Funny Girl was doing a good job.
- 18:33Speaker 4: I did.
- 18:35Speaker 11: I said this just in Lia Michelle's cover doing good
- 18:38Speaker 11: because I was standing outside after the show and I
- 18:42Speaker 11: saw one person walk out and go she did pretty good.
- 18:45Speaker 8: Who was the one to report that Jack Black would
- 18:48Speaker 8: be taking over the role of Beetlejuice's dog.
- 18:51Speaker 4: I did that. Beetlejuice's dog is now being played by
- 18:55Speaker 4: Jack Black.
- 18:56Speaker 6: He reported that one of the supporting characters of The
- 19:01Speaker 6: Notebook was a little pitchy last week.
- 19:05Speaker 4: I did that.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Actually, I made that up, and someone said it's actually true,
- 19:10Speaker 3: and so I guess I'm a bit of a Fortunetella.
- 19:14Speaker 10: Who was the one that reported Lion King's gazelle who
- 19:17Speaker 10: was out for the count due to a gonneriea outbreak.
- 19:19Speaker 10: That was me and I did do that.
- 19:21Speaker 4: I'm so sorry to you, Jessica. I didn't know.
- 19:24Speaker 6: Oh, this is inside of trading. You gave the gonerriea.
- 19:27Speaker 3: Gosh something roun. This camera makes me tell the truth.
- 19:30Speaker 3: I gave Jessica the gazelle GONERIEA who hasn't.
- 19:35Speaker 8: Given someone gonnerieas are literally gone riea.
- 19:42Speaker 4: That's Broadway. Hani did no. But but I love working here.
- 19:50Speaker 11: This is my favorite place to be because you guys
- 19:51Speaker 11: are so much fun to hang out with and I
- 19:54Speaker 11: get to sing all the songs that you can basically speak,
- 19:56Speaker 11: so that's really fun.
- 19:57Speaker 10: Let's talk about our songs that we like to say.
- 20:00Speaker 5: Yeah, coverage night, Wish upon a burger. You're coming in.
- 20:03Speaker 5: It's what six o'clock? What are we starting with? You're
- 20:06Speaker 5: hearing it's a hard not life for me and Dinah.
- 20:08Speaker 7: You're hearing us. It's a hard knock life. It's a
- 20:12Speaker 7: hard not life for us. It's a hard knock for us.
- 20:18Speaker 1: Beauty treat.
- 20:22Speaker 4: Do you want me to fight for you? By the way,
- 20:24Speaker 4: because I'll fight for you.
- 20:25Speaker 2: Someone needs to want me to fight for you.
- 20:27Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
- 20:28Speaker 9: What do you mean somebody.
- 20:30Speaker 10: Needs to be thinking about We've all been thinking about.
- 20:33Speaker 6: You.
- 20:33Speaker 4: Shouldn't have to get down on your knees anymore too.
- 20:36Speaker 11: The orphan us so hard on your knees.
- 20:41Speaker 6: You know.
- 20:42Speaker 7: I don't want you to treat me any different.
- 20:45Speaker 10: I have.
- 20:46Speaker 7: Yes, I'm older, that doesn't mean I have to stop.
- 20:49Speaker 2: Her knees are fine. Pull up your long skirt.
- 20:52Speaker 6: Let me pull up my long skirt and show you
- 20:54Speaker 6: my damnamelower.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Look like cover help? Here's for Christmas?
- 21:07Speaker 7: With what sally wrong with my knees?
- 21:11Speaker 11: Wait?
- 21:11Speaker 7: Look at it up clothes.
- 21:16Speaker 6: I'm gonna need everyone to grow up.
- 21:24Speaker 7: I'm gonna need everyone to grow up.
- 21:26Speaker 10: Dan.
- 21:26Speaker 9: We just keep saying, play miss Handagan, play miss handing you.
- 21:29Speaker 2: I want to play the word is Andy and I
- 21:31Speaker 2: will fight for her.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Is Annie. That is so Andy Andy coated.
- 21:38Speaker 13: Is Andy is Andy.
- 21:51Speaker 4: And I'm gonna fight for you again.
- 21:53Speaker 9: I'm gonna Okay, I checked dinas Andy.
- 21:55Speaker 3: We need to clean that chicken Alfredo off that any wig?
- 21:59Speaker 6: Yes, no, no, no, no, no.
- 22:03Speaker 9: No, hold on for it.
- 22:09Speaker 7: That is my lucky wig.
- 22:12Speaker 8: The wig stays you guys, If I wash it, I
- 22:18Speaker 8: won't remember how to sing the notes.
- 22:21Speaker 6: So far, every time I've sang, I've hit the notes
- 22:25Speaker 6: and there's ben Alfredo in the hair, and you.
- 22:28Speaker 7: Know what it is, remove one variable. I don't know
- 22:30Speaker 7: what's gonna happen.
- 22:32Speaker 2: It's tradition, girl.
- 22:42Speaker 4: I will say what my favorite things with the ensemble bell.
- 22:46Speaker 3: When the ensemble bell goes off and we all have
- 22:48Speaker 3: to sing a song about all we're doing.
- 22:50Speaker 5: Don't tell you it's tricky because every single table needs
- 22:52Speaker 5: to tip at the same time to get the ensemble.
- 22:55Speaker 6: We all have to close out your entire section at once,
- 22:58Speaker 6: and if someone hasn't ordered you, you need to very
- 23:02Speaker 6: very quickly shout out.
- 23:04Speaker 3: I want to shout out the eleven year old super
- 23:05Speaker 3: fans of our diner who run around to the other
- 23:07Speaker 3: tables tip at the same time, like trying.
- 23:10Speaker 4: To organize the wave in a baseball game. It's honestly incredible.
- 23:13Speaker 2: Those kids are the work that they put in.
- 23:15Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay.
- 23:17Speaker 9: So it usually starts at six o'clock.
- 23:18Speaker 5: We do like a little bit of Annie if we're
- 23:20Speaker 5: talking the night shift, and then then we get into
- 23:22Speaker 5: solo solo time.
- 23:23Speaker 10: Yes. Usually what happens is it's this is the big misunderstanding.
- 23:28Speaker 10: It's not always singing. There's breaks for you to eat.
- 23:32Speaker 10: They're short, but there's breaks for you to eat.
- 23:34Speaker 9: And we have to run the restaurant.
- 23:36Speaker 10: We have to do our job. Our managers barely do anything.
- 23:39Speaker 10: But God, will we get that mic. It's game over
- 23:42Speaker 10: for you, hose.
- 23:43Speaker 3: Let's talk about the mic. We have a lot of
- 23:45Speaker 3: names for the mic. We call him the big One,
- 23:47Speaker 3: we call him, we call him King, King Loudy, We
- 23:50Speaker 3: have loud games for him because it's this very ornate,
- 23:53Speaker 3: beautiful It has led lights in it, and it shoots
- 23:56Speaker 3: bubbles out of the bottom every time you say.
- 23:57Speaker 7: In my generation, we called him the Nickson.
- 24:01Speaker 8: He is.
- 24:03Speaker 6: The mic is someone who you don't want to mess
- 24:06Speaker 6: with because he has the power to break or break
- 24:09Speaker 6: your night.
- 24:10Speaker 9: Thank you, Dinah.
- 24:13Speaker 10: That's when I'm trying to start hashtime. Dinah is andy.
- 24:20Speaker 4: And I'm saying you're trying to start that you've never
- 24:23Speaker 4: been started.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Guys like I'm trying to get.
- 24:24Speaker 5: That, and we have to talk about if we're talking
- 24:26Speaker 5: about the mic, then we also have to talk about
- 24:28Speaker 5: what goes with that mic.
- 24:30Speaker 9: The bread this out the song, but also sorry, we're
- 24:33Speaker 9: not like connecting right now sing a song together? Is
- 24:36Speaker 9: our accompany? Missed?
- 24:37Speaker 5: Who's there every single night and he's been there Floyd, Floyd.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Floyd is bad news.
- 24:45Speaker 5: Sometimes Floyd has a smile where you're like you can
- 24:48Speaker 5: grab me there.
- 24:48Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, he's hilarious.
- 24:52Speaker 11: One time fld to a party after a shift and
- 24:56Speaker 11: I went through his house and nobody.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Else was there.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Floyd is so funny like that.
- 25:02Speaker 5: Yes, Boyd's funny, right, And I think like it's funny
- 25:07Speaker 5: that when sometimes Hill he's the one that, like, believe
- 25:10Speaker 5: it or not, He's the one that'll be like, I
- 25:11Speaker 5: don't want to play that song anymore, like you used
- 25:13Speaker 5: to sing such a good I believe from Book of Foreman,
- 25:16Speaker 5: And when Floyd was just like I don't want to
- 25:18Speaker 5: do it right like I remember it, and he was,
- 25:21Speaker 5: and we're like, great Floyd copy that, Yes, stood, Yes, understood.
- 25:25Speaker 8: Floyd is so loving. He is he has so much
- 25:29Speaker 8: care for us, Like I just know, I feel so comforted.
- 25:33Speaker 10: Are you crying?
- 25:34Speaker 8: I'm not crying, I'm just he just reminds me of
- 25:37Speaker 8: my time in the military.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh you.
- 25:42Speaker 2: National tour, My national tour.
- 25:44Speaker 8: He international love Floyd, and I can tell that he
- 25:47Speaker 8: loves me too. It's the way he grabs me when
- 25:51Speaker 8: I walk by, and it's the way he embraces me
- 25:54Speaker 8: when I'm near the piano really tight for long. It's
- 25:57Speaker 8: like it's not like just like a it's not a
- 25:59Speaker 8: quick cock is like quite so different.
- 26:02Speaker 10: He's so different to me. He's mean to me. I
- 26:04Speaker 10: never Oh, he's like ugh in a way, Yeah, that's
- 26:08Speaker 10: I mean, it's offended. Every time I sing Here's to
- 26:10Speaker 10: the Ladies who lunch. I sing that song from a company, Yeah, yeah,
- 26:15Speaker 10: that's Fay, and he just goes He's kind of like
- 26:18Speaker 10: this the whole time.
- 26:19Speaker 4: You know what's funny about that.
- 26:20Speaker 11: I've seen it that you sing that song to stop
- 26:23Speaker 11: people from eating, Like it's too literal, like they want
- 26:25Speaker 11: to distraction from Yes, oh, I don't want to hear
- 26:28Speaker 11: a song about lunch while I'm eating to.
- 26:30Speaker 2: The ladies who lunch.
- 26:34Speaker 9: Oh, I love that.
- 26:36Speaker 5: I think I think Floyd doesn't like it because you're
- 26:38Speaker 5: You're one of those performers that only wants to stand
- 26:40Speaker 5: on top of the piano.
- 26:41Speaker 10: Yes, I want to be on that piano, giving it
- 26:43Speaker 10: my all.
- 26:44Speaker 7: And you want to be on the keys too.
- 26:46Speaker 1: Yes, and I want to be on the keys, giving
- 26:48Speaker 1: it my feet.
- 26:50Speaker 5: We use all parts of the restaurant. If you've never
- 26:52Speaker 5: come to Wishboneburger, like sometimes.
- 26:53Speaker 10: Hanging from the balcony.
- 26:55Speaker 5: Literally like you girl, you are always singing from the kitchen.
- 27:00Speaker 4: Yes, I sing.
- 27:01Speaker 3: I've grown accustomed to her smile from my fair lady
- 27:04Speaker 3: from the kitchen.
- 27:06Speaker 4: So if you started hearing me going, I've grown accustomed
- 27:09Speaker 4: to her face or whatever that song is.
- 27:13Speaker 6: I remember the first time you died to do that.
- 27:15Speaker 6: The chef was so angry, was.
- 27:18Speaker 10: So mad you didn't clear. That's so, but that's like
- 27:20Speaker 10: why we're punk Rocks.
- 27:21Speaker 11: And absolutely honestly, Rodrigo needs to come to terms of
- 27:23Speaker 11: where he works.
- 27:25Speaker 4: Okay, he works of singing.
- 27:26Speaker 8: The dear plugs are a little much.
- 27:31Speaker 7: My favorite is heard aloud to clear.
- 27:34Speaker 9: Rodri We have to tell it.
- 27:36Speaker 8: We have to talk about my signature song, feed me Seymour. Yes,
- 27:41Speaker 8: I said at one of the tables, I pretend to
- 27:43Speaker 8: be at one of the tables, and I love.
- 27:45Speaker 9: The tables as reserved and no one knows why.
- 27:47Speaker 2: And I'm away and I'm like, I have a fork
- 27:49Speaker 2: and knife and I'm like.
- 27:55Speaker 11: Well, and here's what's crazy watching Tristan did you have
- 27:58Speaker 11: to go? There's so many videos of this on TikTok.
- 28:00Speaker 3: He sings the song and then someone will shove food
- 28:04Speaker 3: in your mouth and you never miss it.
- 28:05Speaker 2: Note I don't stop singing.
- 28:06Speaker 9: It's literally crazy.
- 28:08Speaker 2: You put it in your cheek. Secret, A little secret.
- 28:14Speaker 10: Tell you.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Honestly.
- 28:18Speaker 9: Okay, we're talking about our favorite times.
- 28:20Speaker 5: I love going in where the hostess stand is, where
- 28:22Speaker 5: all the people are waiting for tables and doing.
- 28:24Speaker 9: God, I hope I get it. I hope I get it.
- 28:27Speaker 9: How many people are they seated?
- 28:29Speaker 1: How many boys, how many moms.
- 28:31Speaker 9: How many how many moms?
- 28:33Speaker 7: How many moms?
- 28:35Speaker 3: There was a three month window where punch Drunk was
- 28:37Speaker 3: in charge of the of our diner. And they're really
- 28:40Speaker 3: known for sleep no more immersive stuff, So that has
- 28:42Speaker 3: some really cool, interesting immersive stuff.
- 28:44Speaker 5: Oh Dinah, when you did the Wizard and I from
- 28:46Speaker 5: the Hostess stand, amazing And that was like, first of all,
- 28:50Speaker 5: never heard it in that key?
- 28:51Speaker 6: Crazy, No, it's a key that no one's ever done it.
- 28:54Speaker 6: It's yes, that's it and musical note no one's done.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Give us a little taste of it. You can't set
- 29:03Speaker 1: up that and not give us a little taste.
- 29:05Speaker 7: It's the wizard and I there is.
- 29:10Speaker 8: This and the song is kind of and the melody
- 29:15Speaker 8: is also different.
- 29:16Speaker 7: I love when we immerse.
- 29:17Speaker 6: I love when when when we put when we put
- 29:20Speaker 6: people on the you know the catering trays, the trays
- 29:24Speaker 6: that hold not to drinks, but all of the plates,
- 29:27Speaker 6: and we put them on them, and then they do
- 29:28Speaker 6: define gravity on the trays. And we always we know
- 29:32Speaker 6: when we call for hands, it means we need a
- 29:35Speaker 6: lot of hands to lift a lady up there.
- 29:38Speaker 9: Hands speaking of we should talk.
- 29:40Speaker 5: About whoa we lost it for a second their hands,
- 29:44Speaker 5: hands hand corner.
- 29:46Speaker 10: Actually, I wanted to bring up I just wanted to
- 29:50Speaker 10: say genuinely because because I'm not leaving, Sam, I'm not leaving,
- 29:57Speaker 10: don't I'm not. It's only for a day or two.
- 30:03Speaker 10: It's only for a day.
- 30:04Speaker 2: What is it?
- 30:06Speaker 10: I am the new face of Peloton Underwear and.
- 30:11Speaker 6: It's only for it's only for a day.
- 30:15Speaker 7: You're a spokesperson for a day.
- 30:16Speaker 10: I'm a spokes version for a day.
- 30:18Speaker 2: I'm really proud. It's a non union photo shoot.
- 30:21Speaker 9: Peloton has closed.
- 30:22Speaker 10: Yes, And so I put on the underwear and it
- 30:24Speaker 10: says Peloton underwear. And I'm kind of spreading my cheeks
- 30:29Speaker 10: and it says and it's gonna are.
- 30:32Speaker 7: You spreading.
- 30:34Speaker 1: To show show the rage of the underwear?
- 30:39Speaker 10: Yeah, and you say, imagine these on your bike seat?
- 30:42Speaker 6: What that's what we say.
- 30:50Speaker 7: The bike seat.
- 30:52Speaker 10: The idea is like it's like it's like a photo, right,
- 30:54Speaker 10: but the idea is like people are gonna be looking
- 30:56Speaker 10: at and like, dang, I'm always so uncomfortable on my
- 30:59Speaker 10: bike seat on my Pellot time. And you see this
- 31:00Speaker 10: and you go, dang, imagine you on your bike seat.
- 31:03Speaker 6: Is just weird that they're centering the bike seat and
- 31:05Speaker 6: not your own butt, Like, do you like imagine these
- 31:08Speaker 6: on your butt?
- 31:09Speaker 7: Did you anyway.
- 31:11Speaker 4: Where the email came from? Was it a Gmail? Was
- 31:13Speaker 4: it a corporate email?
- 31:14Speaker 1: It was a dot net email.
- 31:17Speaker 10: It was Peloton, dot e EU, dot Mongolia dot net.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Oh wow, a European and Asian tune.
- 31:26Speaker 6: I'm so glad Mongolia finally got in the euro.
- 31:31Speaker 1: It's been they've been telling you what I'm around the.
- 31:35Speaker 5: Big sounds to cover your shift because you know, on
- 31:39Speaker 5: Tuesdays I have book club.
- 31:40Speaker 10: Well this is and I didn't want to bring it
- 31:42Speaker 10: up because it's hard for me to talk.
- 31:43Speaker 9: About But let's stop burying the lead.
- 31:45Speaker 10: Just say it what and I can say, I can
- 31:47Speaker 10: say no, I can turn it down. But will somebody
- 31:50Speaker 10: cover my shift on Tuesday night?
- 31:52Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
- 31:53Speaker 9: It's fine, you know the deal.
- 31:56Speaker 11: If I cover your shift, you have to do harmonies
- 31:58Speaker 11: on my song. You have to do harmonies on it.
- 32:00Speaker 2: They're so hard. You ask for so many rehearsals to
- 32:03Speaker 2: get it right.
- 32:04Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we need twelve rehearsals.
- 32:07Speaker 5: I can cover your ship from four to four thirty,
- 32:09Speaker 5: and then at four point thirty I'm doing a dance
- 32:11Speaker 5: class that's based on.
- 32:13Speaker 10: You, Gil.
- 32:14Speaker 2: I can't do Tuesday. Jeremy Jordan is teaching a master class.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Are you going?
- 32:18Speaker 2: Yes, it's the whole day, the whole day. It's a
- 32:20Speaker 2: twelve hour master.
- 32:21Speaker 1: What's up about it?
- 32:22Speaker 7: In person?
- 32:23Speaker 2: It's on No, it's on zoom.
- 32:25Speaker 10: But I have to be there with all twelve hour
- 32:26Speaker 10: masterclass camera on masterclass.
- 32:29Speaker 4: Your schedules watching?
- 32:32Speaker 5: You are watching Jeremy Jordan's mask's scheduled.
- 32:34Speaker 8: I have to watch him twelve hours class. Okay, don't
- 32:38Speaker 8: on Tuesday. I won't get it done.
- 32:40Speaker 9: Dinah, what are you doing Tuesday?
- 32:41Speaker 7: I have to go to the doctor.
- 32:43Speaker 9: Okay, we can't fuck with that.
- 32:45Speaker 2: I have to go to the doctor.
- 32:50Speaker 10: Doctor.
- 32:52Speaker 7: No, but I think I can wait wait wait wait,
- 32:55Speaker 7: there's something that's been happening with my arms that's different,
- 32:58Speaker 7: and can we see her almost zero? Yeah, yeah, so
- 33:02Speaker 7: there's something.
- 33:02Speaker 6: There's something I've been noticing, like a twitch, and I
- 33:04Speaker 6: don't know if maybe you can see it? That's your
- 33:13Speaker 6: what are you talking about?
- 33:16Speaker 9: Christmas Tree a week soon? This is okay?
- 33:20Speaker 7: Well, well Jesus Christ, Okay, we go.
- 33:22Speaker 10: To the doctor. You're not covering my ship, you know what.
- 33:25Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say no.
- 33:27Speaker 10: I'm just gonna say no because honestly, like not every opportunity,
- 33:31Speaker 10: like I'm waiting for that big one I'm waiting for
- 33:34Speaker 10: to get funding for.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Me, bigger than Peloton.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Yea, I think we're good.
- 33:42Speaker 3: From two to four, I'm sitting in Grand Central Terminal
- 33:44Speaker 3: to see I'm Sharry Scott Is to get with her husband.
- 33:48Speaker 4: Other than that, I.
- 33:51Speaker 10: Remember, you're you're actually going to the Stranger Things New
- 33:54Speaker 10: Music Musical.
- 33:55Speaker 4: I'm going to Stranger Things.
- 33:58Speaker 3: The first shadow, the first music note that's literally amazing
- 34:01Speaker 3: of the prequel.
- 34:03Speaker 4: I'm so excited and I'm going to be there.
- 34:06Speaker 10: That's great.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Rumor has it?
- 34:07Speaker 4: No Jimmy Campbell power.
- 34:10Speaker 10: Is coming to it.
- 34:13Speaker 7: No, he might be bringing his.
- 34:16Speaker 8: O pair Wow, oh he still has He's like thirty.
- 34:23Speaker 4: There it is for him. Here's a rumor the Jimmy
- 34:26Speaker 4: Campbell Bauer is a nine month old baby.
- 34:30Speaker 1: He's such a good actor.
- 34:31Speaker 10: If he is.
- 34:32Speaker 9: Who told you that?
- 34:33Speaker 4: I read it on the dark Web.
- 34:36Speaker 2: That's why his skin is so smooth.
- 34:38Speaker 10: Read it?
- 34:39Speaker 6: Yeah, read it the dark web, Reddit read it or
- 34:42Speaker 6: slash Broadway News.
- 34:44Speaker 5: Okay, I'm glad you're bringing this up because maybe we
- 34:47Speaker 5: can do a little bit of a trade. Because I
- 34:48Speaker 5: wanted to see if someone could take my shift at
- 34:50Speaker 5: our hand for ham Show.
- 34:51Speaker 1: What did you where?
- 34:52Speaker 9: We passed out ham Sandwich is on the street and.
- 34:53Speaker 4: Saying Hamton, saying Hamilton had Hambilton.
- 34:57Speaker 5: It's all saying Hamilton if you cack a sandwich. I
- 35:01Speaker 5: actually wanted to go see. My friend is doing a
- 35:04Speaker 5: my friend is doing a read through of a new
- 35:07Speaker 5: musical that's supposed to be a play in New Hampshire.
- 35:11Speaker 1: What how do they get funding? How did that happen?
- 35:14Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 35:14Speaker 9: Maybe I can like we could link up.
- 35:16Speaker 4: Yeah, you could stay at my place.
- 35:18Speaker 9: It's just like a two hour reading.
- 35:19Speaker 4: But I'm more than welcome to stay in my place.
- 35:21Speaker 8: Thank you you have an extra bedroom.
- 35:29Speaker 6: I oh, because this has been so wonderful.
- 35:55Speaker 5: All I meant to say is I think, like what
- 35:57Speaker 5: people don't realize, Yeah, we can switch.
- 35:59Speaker 10: Well, this is what we're trying to say. It's like
- 36:00Speaker 10: it's hard to juggle both things.
- 36:02Speaker 9: App the same time.
- 36:04Speaker 2: Literally, I love this job. I love it.
- 36:08Speaker 1: It's so fun.
- 36:09Speaker 10: I love all my best friends in the literal world
- 36:13Speaker 10: taking on this big ass applecket together. But also we
- 36:17Speaker 10: need to make sure that we're not tied to this
- 36:20Speaker 10: place so we can do bigger things. You know.
- 36:22Speaker 5: It's about like making sure the work we're doing is
- 36:24Speaker 5: tip top shape.
- 36:26Speaker 9: But also we can leave it any second.
- 36:28Speaker 8: But it's also like we have to look at the
- 36:30Speaker 8: good parts of this job too, Like we are like
- 36:34Speaker 8: kind of famous away like shows come and go, but
- 36:39Speaker 8: like this restaurant has been here for what like thirty
- 36:41Speaker 8: years ago.
- 36:42Speaker 5: This has been long been longer running show than some
- 36:45Speaker 5: of Broadway's shows.
- 36:46Speaker 7: Literally, most like most we are an institution.
- 36:50Speaker 6: This is a very important place for very important art,
- 36:54Speaker 6: and I'm glad that everyone here sees that.
- 36:56Speaker 10: Gosh Dinah is so andy right now, you're being to
- 37:04Speaker 10: be honest.
- 37:04Speaker 7: I don't know what it means.
- 37:06Speaker 4: And it doesn't mean anything. Is what's crazy?
- 37:08Speaker 6: Well, I have a limited amount of capacity that I can.
- 37:12Speaker 7: I can for new information. Sure do I have to
- 37:16Speaker 7: know this?
- 37:16Speaker 10: No, you're camp for that, You're camp for that, camp
- 37:20Speaker 10: for that, literally camp for that.
- 37:21Speaker 6: I know what that means. Then I feel good good.
- 37:26Speaker 11: I want to ask, what is a dream number you
- 37:29Speaker 11: guys all want to do if everything goes your way?
- 37:31Speaker 3: I want you to describe the performance. I want to
- 37:34Speaker 3: hear what you would do, how you would come out,
- 37:37Speaker 3: what would happen, and even what the audience would react.
- 37:40Speaker 5: Visionary, visionary. I'm always hearing this family meal, I'm saying,
- 37:46Speaker 5: I always.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Hear family I'm so sick of this food. I can't
- 37:50Speaker 3: do family meal again.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Come on, lentil soup.
- 37:53Speaker 9: It's the best thing I ever lentil soup and celsius.
- 37:55Speaker 6: I look that they always just and you know that
- 37:57Speaker 6: family meal is just whatever they have leg around that's
- 38:00Speaker 6: about to go bad.
- 38:01Speaker 7: And it's always lentil soup. It's always been that.
- 38:04Speaker 8: Okay, you guys, you're forgeting about the lentil soup caesadillas, yes.
- 38:08Speaker 5: See, and that's the visionary and every family meal we
- 38:10Speaker 5: get to hear like stuff come off with.
- 38:12Speaker 2: Tiggan's brains that I'm like fusion, baby, that's fusion.
- 38:15Speaker 10: Okay, what's your dream?
- 38:16Speaker 2: Okay, I really want to do be our guest. Like
- 38:20Speaker 2: we're already serving food. You guys, how are.
- 38:21Speaker 9: We tried this?
- 38:23Speaker 5: Remember they've tried this and it's like a food safety
- 38:25Speaker 5: thing because we can't use we can't use like plates
- 38:28Speaker 5: and stuff like as choreo and as a like a serving.
- 38:31Speaker 2: Right, but it is though that plate is a plate.
- 38:34Speaker 7: So we tried this. Nineteen eighty six.
- 38:36Speaker 6: The health inspector came in during the chorus and they
- 38:40Speaker 6: saw that these plates were used for singing, and they said,
- 38:43Speaker 6: that's not safe.
- 38:44Speaker 11: Health inspectors don't understand the concept of props. It's so
- 38:47Speaker 11: hard to teach them. This is a prop for a show. Yes,
- 38:52Speaker 11: this is a dish to be eaten from right.
- 38:54Speaker 4: There's a difference.
- 38:56Speaker 10: This chicken is plastic because it's a prop. Pah, we're
- 39:02Speaker 10: not going to serve this like I don't eat plastic.
- 39:06Speaker 10: I know the difference in real chicken and plastic chicken.
- 39:09Speaker 9: How would you cast it? If you don't mind me asking?
- 39:11Speaker 8: Okay, obviously bell uh lemire, yes, yes, perfect.
- 39:19Speaker 2: I think Dinah's Bob Bett. I think hashtag dynasty.
- 39:23Speaker 9: She doesn't have to get on her knees.
- 39:24Speaker 7: I'm in no, I can get on my knees.
- 39:27Speaker 9: You don't have to.
- 39:28Speaker 2: There's the high kicks with the other feathers and beer.
- 39:30Speaker 2: Yeah I could already, right, you can be closworth. How
- 39:37Speaker 2: about your clocksworth? Yeah, sure, cocksworth, thank you?
- 39:41Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't. I just want to be the writer.
- 39:44Speaker 10: What the idea. I'll be like pretending like I'm typing
- 39:47Speaker 10: the number.
- 39:48Speaker 7: You're the author of Beauty and the Beast as it's
- 39:51Speaker 7: happening like that.
- 39:55Speaker 1: So it's like a just cast me in whatever.
- 39:57Speaker 10: I guess. I guess. I can't make requests.
- 39:59Speaker 9: I know who Floyd's playing little priest.
- 40:01Speaker 10: Oh my god, Floyd is so bad to me and rude.
- 40:07Speaker 9: Okay, dream numbers, what about you?
- 40:08Speaker 5: What about you don't ran on my parfade and perfect
- 40:12Speaker 5: parfaid on my barfaide.
- 40:14Speaker 3: This is something we would only do at clothes and honestly,
- 40:17Speaker 3: we're open, sorry, because in the morning, everyone's coming in
- 40:20Speaker 3: ordering a parfe at a coffee.
- 40:22Speaker 4: And sometimes I'm the only one.
- 40:24Speaker 3: I'm the only one that opens up, and I have
- 40:26Speaker 3: to play piano by myself. And also, you know, I
- 40:30Speaker 3: just imagine, you know, just belting for one scraggly old
- 40:34Speaker 3: guy sitting in the corner, just munching down on his parfe,
- 40:39Speaker 3: just going crazy and just having this moment where the
- 40:41Speaker 3: song ends when a whole group of kids comes in
- 40:44Speaker 3: and they don't know that I just had this amazing moment,
- 40:47Speaker 3: but this old man he does.
- 40:48Speaker 9: Wow.
- 40:49Speaker 10: Because that's what you got to ask yourself, Like is
- 40:50Speaker 10: your big number a show stopper or is it a
- 40:53Speaker 10: tear jerker? Yeah, like that?
- 40:55Speaker 9: Or is it somewhere in the middle like mine?
- 40:57Speaker 10: What's yours?
- 40:57Speaker 5: Cell block, Mango Margarita, WHOA, that's good, cell block Mango Margarita.
- 41:04Speaker 5: And call me a team player. But just like beer Guest,
- 41:08Speaker 5: just like Tan, I want to do doing with everybody.
- 41:11Speaker 5: I want us all and I think we can think
- 41:12Speaker 5: workshop a little bit if you want. I want us
- 41:14Speaker 5: all to do monologues like under music while serving the food,
- 41:18Speaker 5: because sometimes it's like a safety issue. We can't sing
- 41:20Speaker 5: and like do table we have like either have a
- 41:23Speaker 5: singer or the waiter. You can't do both the same time.
- 41:25Speaker 5: I think with cell block Mango margarita, you could be
- 41:28Speaker 5: like and there I was, and then bringing the food
- 41:31Speaker 5: to the customer literally this, and like, I think we
- 41:34Speaker 5: could do more hands on stuff.
- 41:36Speaker 2: That makes sense.
- 41:37Speaker 8: I love speaking of hands on. So you know how
- 41:42Speaker 8: colorblind casting is a thing?
- 41:43Speaker 10: No what.
- 41:47Speaker 6: Alert alert, emergency alert. There's a Patreon you need to
- 41:51Speaker 6: subscribe to.
- 41:52Speaker 9: Hold on pause the episode.
- 41:56Speaker 5: Oh my god, how fun would it be to just
- 41:58Speaker 5: hang out with us, like maybe a weird time the day,
- 42:00Speaker 5: like seven am or eleven thirty pm.
- 42:02Speaker 7: A little peak behind the curtain.
- 42:04Speaker 6: This episode was recorded between nine to five, but if
- 42:07Speaker 6: you want to see what we're like after hours, you
- 42:09Speaker 6: got to join the patreon.
- 42:10Speaker 5: We'll recap episodes and then also we'll do weird stuff
- 42:13Speaker 5: like bully Jeremy.
- 42:14Speaker 9: We bully Jeremy.
- 42:15Speaker 6: We make him do twelve weeks of dancing in a row.
- 42:18Speaker 6: We made Patrick write an entire screenplay in one day,
- 42:20Speaker 6: and we're doing an Oscars draft.
- 42:22Speaker 2: So come on.
- 42:22Speaker 9: Bye, it's three bucks. See you there.
- 42:25Speaker 10: Bye.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Okay, it's go there, Go there.
- 42:30Speaker 10: Go there.
- 42:31Speaker 8: Okay, It's like colorblindcasting is like, we don't care what
- 42:33Speaker 8: color you are.
- 42:34Speaker 10: You can play the role.
- 42:36Speaker 8: So under those rules, I think, but what if I
- 42:38Speaker 8: was like purple, They literally don't care.
- 42:41Speaker 2: Purple people are people too.
- 42:43Speaker 10: You're so true and Dinah is andy color bdcasting.
- 42:50Speaker 8: I think with this cast we can do run and
- 42:52Speaker 8: til black, the lat bacon, let us avocado tomatoes, run
- 42:57Speaker 8: intil black.
- 42:59Speaker 9: The song's sings, and here the song and see all.
- 43:01Speaker 8: The black people singing. Attention, color blind. We're color blind, baby.
- 43:05Speaker 8: It's not reverse. It's just colorblind.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Colors. Color is color is white.
- 43:10Speaker 9: People singing that song. Yes, and it's about BLTs.
- 43:14Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
- 43:15Speaker 8: That is so one of bacony of the bacon, from
- 43:20Speaker 8: berry to the black of the berry to the bacon.
- 43:24Speaker 5: Baby bacon, bacon, the baby bacon, the bacon, the bacony,
- 43:28Speaker 5: the ba Bacon's.
- 43:31Speaker 10: That's so good man, come on, Okay, Well, my dream,
- 43:37Speaker 10: I guess is I don't think people really see me
- 43:41Speaker 10: as kind of the serious artist that I want to
- 43:43Speaker 10: be perceived as. Sometimes, so I would get up on
- 43:47Speaker 10: the piano, spotlight just me the restaurant kind of like
- 43:50Speaker 10: comes to an awkward, tense pause because everybody's a little
- 43:55Speaker 10: uncomfortable with me up there in my beautiful, beautiful blue ground,
- 43:59Speaker 10: glown down, your blue crown, my group, my blue crown,
- 44:03Speaker 10: and my blue I sing somewhere that's green leaves, and
- 44:11Speaker 10: people believe crying somewhere that's green leaves, somewhere that's green
- 44:16Speaker 10: leaves from Yeah, so it's like like a butterhead. Yeah, yeah,
- 44:21Speaker 10: like butter or kale or most leaves are green spanach,
- 44:27Speaker 10: but not radicio. It's necessimally not dazing. And I got
- 44:34Speaker 10: hashtags specifically not because it's too bitter for me.
- 44:43Speaker 4: Crazy. I've usually heard it called.
- 44:46Speaker 10: I've literally only read it, and I really well Italian
- 44:52Speaker 10: double c is a chest sound, so you think you
- 44:55Speaker 10: guys are wrong. Anyway, So I was standing there with
- 44:58Speaker 10: my blue ground and my no I love that and.
- 45:02Speaker 9: People and your blue crown, the same color crown. It's
- 45:07Speaker 9: called the ground.
- 45:08Speaker 1: It's called the ground.
- 45:09Speaker 10: I bought it at the store and anyway, so everybody's
- 45:13Speaker 10: just tearing up and crying right when I go, like
- 45:16Speaker 10: a house is built on a fence somewhere just for me.
- 45:26Speaker 1: No, I know the song, Yeah, so weird that green.
- 45:36Speaker 10: That's gonna cry into their spaghetti cry in the spaghetti
- 45:40Speaker 10: house built think that Wait this is that was embarrassing.
- 45:45Speaker 10: Sorry you let that out.
- 45:48Speaker 9: I'm glad you felt safe.
- 45:49Speaker 10: To do that. Thank you, guys. I love you guys
- 45:51Speaker 10: so much, and I'm really excited. I'm really excited to
- 45:54Speaker 10: put this play up.
- 45:55Speaker 5: Can we talk about when you always bring the bill
- 45:57Speaker 5: and you sing satisfied from hereton, It's so sassy, it's
- 46:02Speaker 5: so sad. Honestly, we're a little secret. If you're a
- 46:06Speaker 5: Karen at our restaurant, you're kind of annoying. We're gonna
- 46:09Speaker 5: have him come sing satisfied. When you bring the bill,
- 46:12Speaker 5: you remember this, You remember this never for the most so.
- 46:16Speaker 1: You never to never be satisfied. You start writing mc gin,
- 46:19Speaker 1: which is really fun.
- 46:20Speaker 4: And I was just like, I'm always going, they're leaving,
- 46:22Speaker 4: and I'm going I'm the one. Who's the one, and
- 46:24Speaker 4: they're like running out the door.
- 46:27Speaker 9: I'm the one who.
- 46:29Speaker 10: I'm the one.
- 46:29Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you are the rapper of the of
- 46:31Speaker 2: the crew. You are the rapper and the colt.
- 46:35Speaker 10: And what is your dream is?
- 46:41Speaker 9: And the city is my dream song?
- 46:45Speaker 7: Well I heard it.
- 46:46Speaker 6: I heard a song the other day. I heard a
- 46:49Speaker 6: song the other day, and you know, sometimes we don't
- 46:52Speaker 6: do strictly Broadway. Sometimes it's a song, it's an old
- 46:55Speaker 6: jazz standard or something worse.
- 46:56Speaker 9: For you, lucky lady. Anytime I heard a song the
- 46:59Speaker 9: other day that made me cry.
- 47:02Speaker 7: It was called levitating by this woman by the name
- 47:06Speaker 7: of door Lipa.
- 47:09Speaker 4: I'm familiar.
- 47:10Speaker 7: And it goes a little something like this, I've got.
- 47:13Speaker 6: You oon light, You're my starlight. I need you all night,
- 47:21Speaker 6: come on, answered me. And oh, and I want to
- 47:27Speaker 6: do that. I want to do that for all the people,
- 47:32Speaker 6: for all the people who make me feel like I'm
- 47:34Speaker 6: levitating each and every night.
- 47:37Speaker 2: Honestly, you can do it like Papa is in at
- 47:42Speaker 2: Mulan Rouge.
- 47:44Speaker 6: Is in.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Papa is in.
- 47:46Speaker 7: That's incredible news.
- 47:48Speaker 10: And it made you cry.
- 47:49Speaker 2: It made me cry.
- 47:51Speaker 6: I've felt things I haven't felt in years, not since
- 47:56Speaker 6: the owner of this restaurant, he and I parted ways.
- 47:59Speaker 7: Obviously, we don't have to get into buy sad love life.
- 48:03Speaker 10: But no, let's get into it.
- 48:05Speaker 4: Let's you kind of we'd love to hear about your
- 48:07Speaker 4: sad love life.
- 48:08Speaker 2: We'd love to.
- 48:10Speaker 7: It's very sad.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Why is it sad?
- 48:13Speaker 10: Dinah.
- 48:13Speaker 6: Well, Harry and I were going to renew our vows
- 48:18Speaker 6: in the middle of the restaurant, and then he said,
- 48:23Speaker 6: let me just go out for a pack of smokes.
- 48:26Speaker 10: Oh, it's a stereotypical thing.
- 48:29Speaker 7: And he got cobbled by a Times Square Elmo.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Cobbled.
- 48:38Speaker 4: They put his feet together with hammers.
- 48:43Speaker 10: Cobbled.
- 48:44Speaker 6: They turned my husband into a big show, a big
- 48:50Speaker 6: show that stood in the middle of Tomes Square.
- 48:54Speaker 10: Was never going to leave you into his shoe.
- 48:57Speaker 6: No, he had a terrible, filthy smoking but I didn't
- 49:00Speaker 6: doubt that part of it. He got waked but outside
- 49:03Speaker 6: and turned into a shoe. But that is New York City.
- 49:07Speaker 10: That's what the city.
- 49:09Speaker 1: I love your story about New York in the eighties.
- 49:13Speaker 2: The shoe crisis ripped through New York City in the eighties.
- 49:16Speaker 4: You describe it and then say you miss it, and
- 49:17Speaker 4: I go, I don't think I would.
- 49:19Speaker 7: No, Yeah, I miss the eighties.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Yes, that was beautiful.
- 49:26Speaker 9: Hey, you can know you have a song that you
- 49:29Speaker 9: want that's not an ensemble.
- 49:30Speaker 2: Bass song like a solo song.
- 49:32Speaker 1: Auntie. It is about to spread your wings. Okay, spread
- 49:35Speaker 1: your wing?
- 49:36Speaker 2: Okay, So have you guys seen Sweeney todd.
- 49:39Speaker 10: Have I seen it?
- 49:40Speaker 1: I live, breathe and eat it.
- 49:42Speaker 9: So what's that mean?
- 49:43Speaker 2: The musical about I love it? Okay, these are my fries.
- 49:50Speaker 2: See how they listen and then instead of scissors, it's
- 49:55Speaker 2: fries that I have.
- 49:56Speaker 10: I love that.
- 49:57Speaker 2: We have another idea, Edward Fryhan. It's like a double
- 50:01Speaker 2: it's both.
- 50:02Speaker 10: Yes and so I had an idea for another sweet
- 50:05Speaker 10: tong tongue.
- 50:06Speaker 2: Okay, hot potato, pretty hot hot potato, Hot.
- 50:14Speaker 7: Potato poto.
- 50:19Speaker 3: So she doesn't.
- 50:20Speaker 1: It ends on their table.
- 50:22Speaker 10: It ends on the table. Split up a with our team,
- 50:25Speaker 10: hot potato, moving slowly. Everybody must have a sweingty tong
- 50:31Speaker 10: button that they're working on.
- 50:32Speaker 1: Of course I do.
- 50:33Speaker 4: What is it?
- 50:35Speaker 2: I feel you lingue fe lingue. There you are your.
- 50:49Speaker 1: Ship that is a little small.
- 50:53Speaker 7: There's a little small on this one. So and lay
- 51:00Speaker 7: split peace, siddly split pee.
- 51:09Speaker 4: You don't need no crack, you.
- 51:13Speaker 2: Don't need no fuck Wow who yes, fuck.
- 51:25Speaker 14: Sdly listening peep, mom, guys, hold on, you have to
- 51:34Speaker 14: give this a shot.
- 51:36Speaker 9: You have to hear a shot in the restaurant.
- 51:40Speaker 10: Man she was married to the owner of the rest
- 51:51Speaker 10: just told us that.
- 51:54Speaker 13: Cobble, you're gonna listen to Dinah got a listen to
- 52:00Speaker 13: me listening.
- 52:04Speaker 7: This is very important.
- 52:07Speaker 6: Just because you could get cobbled doesn't mean you shouldn't try.
- 52:12Speaker 7: Because the way matter before he.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Was a shoe was beautiful.
- 52:16Speaker 7: Oh we were We were fucking in the walking.
- 52:18Speaker 9: We should sing it.
- 52:20Speaker 10: In the walking.
- 52:21Speaker 1: Where are you going?
- 52:22Speaker 7: Where are you going?
- 52:23Speaker 4: I honestly, I can't believe she didn't remember that your
- 52:26Speaker 4: husband was turning.
- 52:28Speaker 10: That was like you guys.
- 52:31Speaker 2: She's auditioning a lot. She's likely she's her standards.
- 52:41Speaker 6: I'm levitating my milky way by something something.
- 52:46Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
- 52:51Speaker 7: Moonlight.
- 52:52Speaker 2: You are my start light. I need you light.
- 52:59Speaker 7: Come on, I'm danced with me. I'm levitating.
- 53:04Speaker 10: Oh she's croque.
- 53:06Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's croque.
- 53:08Speaker 2: I would I would touch her, but I feel like
- 53:10Speaker 2: a motibrations.
- 53:11Speaker 10: Give her a.
- 53:14Speaker 4: CPR.
- 53:14Speaker 3: What do we have to do?
- 53:15Speaker 1: Sing her alive?
- 53:16Speaker 2: Did I lose my spuggety.
- 53:21Speaker 10: Some my cake?
- 53:25Speaker 2: Will I eat tomorrow from this left?
- 53:36Speaker 13: Oh?
- 53:36Speaker 7: My god, my bones.
- 53:38Speaker 10: I feel I feel better.
- 53:40Speaker 9: Wait, let's look at your knees.
- 53:42Speaker 10: Look at my knees. Oh, there's still to smell.
- 53:47Speaker 2: It's thick in the air.
- 53:50Speaker 10: That knee.
- 53:53Speaker 13: God.
- 53:55Speaker 4: Oh tell Brenda Peters, I saw.
- 54:00Speaker 10: Her with that guy.
- 54:01Speaker 1: No, no, we know what we have to do.
- 54:06Speaker 10: Five hundred twenty.
- 54:07Speaker 5: Five thousand, six hundred, five hundred twenty five thousand.
- 54:17Speaker 2: Oh wow.
- 54:20Speaker 1: The prop bullet prop bullet prop bullet cut.
- 54:28Speaker 4: Answer the question. And that's why the college show was
- 54:31Speaker 4: just you're for gust Chance.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Oh my god, that fat Chance. P h A T
- 54:39Speaker 2: C h A N s E got some fun stuff
- 54:42Speaker 2: coming up.
- 54:43Speaker 9: He's writing musical. We'll link it you.
- 54:47Speaker 4: Usual dynasty.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Hashtagn is and it has a fake.
- 54:54Speaker 9: Bullet cut prop bullet cut.
- 54:57Speaker 10: Bye bye.
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