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DLHS Hour 1 | Blue Wave as Democrats Win Big · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, Kyle. Happy birthday to Sean Puffy P. Diddy Combs.
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  Speaker 1: Love Combs.
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  Speaker 2: It is ironic that he's serving his time in four dicks.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's a bit ironic.
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  Speaker 3: He was all smiles, though, when they caught him on picture.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's serving time in four dicks. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, of course, it's birthday. In the past,
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  Speaker 2: we celebrated, but, you know, it's recent developments. We just
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  Speaker 2: don't think that would be a good look. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I don't make those decisions because I don't play music.
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  Speaker 2: Last time I tried to play music, I almost got
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  Speaker 2: everybody fired.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Dez Bryant. Happy birthday to Matthew McConaughey.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Ralph Macchio. Happy birthday to Very Funny
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  Speaker 2: Kathy Griffin. Happy birthday to Devin Hester. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 2: Laura Bush. Happy birthday to Greg Reporter, who I paid.
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  Speaker 1: Ironically. Happy birthday to Tyrese Maxey.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, possibly, of course, happy birthday to Doris Roberts
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  Speaker 2: from Everybody Loves Raymond. She was hilarious. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 2: Lorenzen Wright. Remember, he got killed by his wife. Happy
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  Speaker 2: birthday to Alton Adams, the first black bandmaster of the U.S.
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  Speaker 2: Navy in 1917. And, of course, happy birthday to Walter Cronkite.
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  Speaker 2: Those are all possible. We've got a great show lined
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  Speaker 2: up for you. Jasmine will get to work this week.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to tell us what's trending. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: have a little note from the GED session.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Dale Hughley Show. Jasmine, tell us what's trending. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: They're calling it the blue sweep. It's everything that everyone
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  Speaker 3: is talking about. And that is because we were able
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  Speaker 3: to turn so many places that were once red. We
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  Speaker 3: turned them blue.
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  Speaker 1: Tsunami.
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  Speaker 3: Man, what are you talking about? Like, just incredible. People
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  Speaker 3: are talking about everything from obviously Abdul El-Sayed. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: I would be remiss if I didn't talk about now
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  Speaker 3: Governor Keisha Lance Bonham in Georgia, which is obviously the
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  Speaker 3: first black governor. We're so excited about that. And then,
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  Speaker 3: you know, we have so many other firsts. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I saw we have the first Native American governor as well.
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  Speaker 1: And all Trump to talk about. Tina Hinojosa in Texas. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you better come on and say it. That's right. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: And shout out to Abdul El-Sayed. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: you saw him talking about how... J.D. Vance would now
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  Speaker 3: have to swear him in after all this mess he's
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  Speaker 3: talked about. And then he said, I loved it. He said,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and to you, Trump, I know you've had
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  Speaker 3: a problem saying my name. But from now on, you
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  Speaker 3: could just call me Senator.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, everybody's talking about celebrations all over the place.
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  Speaker 3: You know, what's interesting is a lot of people were
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  Speaker 3: having election watch night parties. And I know some people
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  Speaker 3: have had them over the past, but I feel like
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  Speaker 3: last night, you know, Everybody that I can think of
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  Speaker 3: was having a watch party and celebrating at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Some people celebrated. Some people will cry. Yeah. Some people
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  Speaker 1: will cry. You know what? I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to Hakeem Jeffries, of course, who probably was
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  Speaker 3: making history as the first black speaker of the House.
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  Speaker 3: So we're super excited about that. Now, I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to lie. Hakeem, I'm going to need you to come
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  Speaker 3: like we won. I'm going to need you to come
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  Speaker 3: like we in control. And you don't have to act
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  Speaker 3: as bad as they did. But I agree. I think
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  Speaker 3: that we have to now act like we won. We
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  Speaker 3: got to we got to politic like we won.
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  Speaker 1: Show off and show out. Just follow the law and
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  Speaker 1: follow the Constitution. Follow the law, but follow it loud.
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  Speaker 1: Follow it loudly. That's all I'm saying. History was everywhere
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  Speaker 1: last night.
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  Speaker 2: Um, there were a coalition of people that had never
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  Speaker 2: traditionally worked together, uh, that formed a something, uh, the
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  Speaker 2: Democrats had a historic night. Um, the polling was far
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  Speaker 2: less than what actually happened. And I think that's true
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  Speaker 2: because the quickest way to make somebody black lie to
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  Speaker 2: you about is to walk up to them and ask
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  Speaker 2: them a question with a clipboard in your hand.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, history was made all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Florida had his very first black governor. Uh, so did, uh,
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  Speaker 2: So did Nevada. So did Wisconsin. Texas had the very
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  Speaker 2: first Mexican female governor. California had its first Mexican governor
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  Speaker 2: in over 100 years. Georgia was the home of the
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  Speaker 2: very first black female governor in the United States of America.
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  Speaker 2: And how dope is the very first black woman is
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  Speaker 2: named Keisha Lance Bottles from ATL. But all none of
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  Speaker 2: this would have been possible without, I think, what Stacey
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  Speaker 2: Abrams did in Georgia and also what she did in Mississippi.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a big shout out to Kamala Harris
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  Speaker 2: and Stacey Abrams and what they did. And another big
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  Speaker 2: shout out to the electorate, the electorate, Mississippi, Mississippi is
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  Speaker 2: close to going blue. And I think I think it
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  Speaker 2: was our ancestors. I think it was it was Corn Wiley.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was Norman Nolan Wells. I think all
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  Speaker 2: of that worked together. I think black people came out
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  Speaker 2: and young people came out and Latins came out and
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  Speaker 2: rural people came out and they worked together to do something.
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  Speaker 2: In a lot of ways, this is a lot different
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  Speaker 2: than the coalition that Obama formed because that was about
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  Speaker 2: the force of one man, the charisma of one man.
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  Speaker 2: This is a galvanizing of people of like mind. People
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  Speaker 2: wanted different things, but the bottom line, they decided to
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  Speaker 2: throw their lot behind somebody. And I think if this
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  Speaker 2: is going to be successful, the only way that it
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  Speaker 2: can work is if you give the people what.
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  Speaker 1: They asked for.
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  Speaker 2: There were so many things that were historical. Apparently, it's
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  Speaker 2: not the flex you think it is to have a
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  Speaker 2: commercial using the mother of a rape victim.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that doesn't work like you think it is.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, it's not so good in the middle of a
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  Speaker 2: midterm election to be talking about transgenders and socialism.
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  Speaker 1: That didn't work either.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, it's not good to try to strip away the
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  Speaker 2: voting rights of black people.
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  Speaker 1: But history was every single place last night.
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  Speaker 2: And when it comes to messing with our history, When
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  Speaker 2: it comes to taking our history, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: You can try to take our history all you want.
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  Speaker 1: Do not worry.
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  Speaker 2: About trying to take our history. We'll just make more.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little note from the GED section.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. She's jazzed. She smiles. It's
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  Speaker 1: the Jazzy Report on the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: Two Cuban scientists based in Chile have produced the first
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  Speaker 3: horse cloned entirely in the country. a breakthrough in local
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  Speaker 3: reproductive biotechnology that could allow breeders to access the technology
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  Speaker 3: without relying on laboratories. The filly is a clone of
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  Speaker 3: a polo mare brought from Argentina. for her genetics and
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  Speaker 3: the athletic performance and then a surrogate mare.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, damn, all that.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just talk. I'm so glad to have the first
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  Speaker 2: black governor. We already talked about.
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  Speaker 3: That.
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  Speaker 1: Keisha Bottoms from ATL. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Kansas went. Let me tell you something. Kansas hasn't voted.
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  Speaker 2: The last time I saw an ass-whooping like that in Kansas,
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  Speaker 2: a house dropped on that witch and wizard of Oz.
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  Speaker 1: That's the last time I... Facts. It was more flips
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  Speaker 1: than the Olympics.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 1: They got everything.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it ironic that when a black woman made history,
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  Speaker 2: a Mexican woman made history, too?
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: It was two women in the South, one, two women
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  Speaker 2: that the southern region of the United States of America,
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  Speaker 2: they used to look at it a little more than
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  Speaker 2: domestic workers, and now they clean house.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't wait.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait till they kill all them ramps and
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  Speaker 2: wheelchairs and low nozzles out of the statehouse because everyone's
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yep. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Move all these rams. Yep. I don't need to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and take a shower. Get this together. Trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you.
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  Speaker 2: And remember, remember, and who is this goofy ass in
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  Speaker 2: Mississippi that would not drop out, that took 10, 20,
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  Speaker 2: the third party dude?
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  Speaker 1: It's always one. Always one. Always. Always.
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  Speaker 2: And just think, I was so proud of Angie Nixon,
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  Speaker 2: but the thing is, she's going to run again and
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  Speaker 2: she's going to win. You know, you forgot Elsa Ad
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  Speaker 2: ran for governor before and lost. They can't be a
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  Speaker 2: death without a resurrection. And if you ain't falling, you
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  Speaker 2: ain't climbing. I know she's a star. And this time,
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  Speaker 2: if the Democrats had invested anything in Louisiana, anything in Florida,
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  Speaker 2: we'd have more senators.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%. Do you know they got 100%?
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  Speaker 2: A hundred seats if they govern even half like the
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  Speaker 2: people want to. You know how long it takes to
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  Speaker 2: win back a hundred seats?
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  Speaker 1: Two years. No. Trump did it.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: This hasn't happened since the early 90s. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This hasn't happened before that since the 30s.
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  Speaker 3: The Texas governor, the abbot, had a sign that said,
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  Speaker 3: let's roll.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you don't get your ass out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of you. They changed it to roll out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had to. Get your ass out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Man, they got Indians and black people and handicapped. It
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  Speaker 2: looked like the village people.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Our first gay candidate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's a couple of gays. They just ain't out yet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: first openly. Yeah, first openly.
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  Speaker 2: They buried Lindsey Graham and her sister.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they did. Tim Scott ain't the only * * * *
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  Speaker 1: in the city now. Oh, goodness gracious. There it is.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you J.D. Vance crying through his eyeliner, ain't he? Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump talking, you know, if I was on the ballot,
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  Speaker 2: you were on the ballot. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: You guys don't know. So midterms are generally report cards, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And I know, out of all of us, may be
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  Speaker 2: the only one who knows what it's like to get
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  Speaker 2: an F on a report card.
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  Speaker 1: I know what an F looks like.
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  Speaker 2: Marvin, you couldn't have got one because they would have
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  Speaker 2: sent you to the witch doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. You'd have done that.
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  Speaker 2: You'd have been a shrunken head right now. You get
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  Speaker 2: an F, you get ate by a lion. Naked.
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  Speaker 1: Don't need this skin. You're not using it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: I told him to throw this spell. That's going to
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  Speaker 2: be the question. What were you most surprised by last night?
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be the question.
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  Speaker 1: 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 2: Also, it's up on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: Or X and DL Hughley. What surprised you the most?
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  Speaker 3: On Facebook, the D.L. Hughley Show. The website is the DLHughleyShow.com.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something. Elon Musk spent half
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  Speaker 2: a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he did. And got beat by Mexicans. Yep. They
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  Speaker 1: got him back. They got California and Texas back. They
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  Speaker 1: coming home, ain't they, Jack? Remember us? Remember California and Texas, man.
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  Speaker 1: It's back. Gracias. Man, they won in Iowa.
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  Speaker 2: It turns out, it turns out that maybe having a
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  Speaker 2: commercial with the mother of a daughter who you allow
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  Speaker 2: her husband to rape might not be the flex you
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  Speaker 2: think it is.
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  Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, in most places, whatever flex
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  Speaker 3: they thought they had wasn't the flex they thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: Vivek Ramaswamy is the gator of Indians. Did you see that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a group of Indians. He was like, hey, wait
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  Speaker 1: a second. Wait a second. We're not like him. I
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  Speaker 1: saw it was Hassan. It was it was Betty Hassan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. He did not hold back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. He's giving Haji from Johnny Quest a bad name.
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  Speaker 2: What surprised you the most last night, Sanders?
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  Speaker 3: Well, Byron Donalds.
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  Speaker 1: I was really shocked.
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  Speaker 3: Because to me, I can't think of a single thing
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  Speaker 3: that he's ever done or said.
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  Speaker 1: He's an unremarkable. That garners a vote? Get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see.
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  Speaker 3: Watch.
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  Speaker 2: Because he doesn't know now. Because now you got what
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  Speaker 2: you asked for. They always hate black people when they
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  Speaker 2: put them in office. They always do. And they expect
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  Speaker 2: more from them. And he's incapable of it. So we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: Moiba Jones. Um, you voted, right? You did. And Moiba
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  Speaker 1: was all cynical because I can understand that. He was
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  Speaker 1: sitting with his legs crossed. Like, I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what to do.
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  Speaker 2: Because, you know, we, we did it without a revolution
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  Speaker 2: this time. We didn't have the junja we attacking each other.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We didn't have the hooties. The hooties. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't have that. Not one machete was used. Not one. No,
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  Speaker 1: it was a few. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: They whipped ass so fast. Man, Greg Abbott didn't have
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  Speaker 2: time to get out of this parking space.
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  Speaker 1: Let's roll out.
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  Speaker 2: And give me that handicapped placard back. Park with the
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  Speaker 2: pregnant women. Twelve is enough.
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  Speaker 1: Beat it. So, Jasmine, you were shot by that.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to find out what more of it was
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  Speaker 2: shot by.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry. Ice is going to be off your ass soon.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Call your family.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them they're safe.