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Just the Two of Us: Allison Road & Oz Comic-Con · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple
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  ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I
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  accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake
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  up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you
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  nerdy well we finally made it well not all of us did fortunately just the two
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  of us yes you and me just the two of us well un I don't mean that unfortunately
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  as in I'm I'm unhappy to be here alone with you just a shame we're not in the
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  same room I know because I know what you're not wearing right now exactly I
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  assume no no I'm still wearing clothes at the moment not quite warm enough to
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  go naked but it's getting very close it's pretty warm up here but you're yeah
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  it might be cold down where you are yeah a little bit further south so yes we are
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  cutting this very close with getting this out to you this week I know we've
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  had a lot of lot of delays but anyway they don't care about that because it
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  literally has no effect on them no they won't notice this at all but I just want
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  everyone to know we went through hell to do this for you yeah so appreciate it
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  but in say that it's not going to be a long one it's going to be like me in bed
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  pretty short exactly but satisfying in a strange way yeah you feel sorry for it
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  afterwards just that little bit of guilt yeah but you know you'll be
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  back cuz who else will take you all right I'm not going to lie I have not
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  even really open the spreadsheet because I have been crazy with work lately you
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  son of a [ __ ] what's been happening well I went to Oz ComiCon last weekend
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  oh how was that it was fun Oz Comic Con is as far as I'm aware unaffiliated with
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  the actual you know the famous Comic-Con in San Diego or the US One in general I
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  think I think they're all the same thing it's unaffiliated it's done by local
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  people here um there's some cool guests I guess Richard
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  Anderson was there I didn't see any of them um okay I was about to ask cuz I
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  know Dan's just been to a couple of cons and he didn't really know anyone who was
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  there no I didn't really even look at who was going to be there until I got
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  there and then I was like oh Richard De Anderson I saw a picture of him recently
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  right he hasn't he's he's old he's finally old you know how he's sort of
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  been sort of young for a while he's been young but he's been graying for a long
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  time I mean not that I can talk some graying but he uh he he got gray he put
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  on a few kilos now has he no no he's just yeah I think he's just he's
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  comfortable now I think he just does the convention scene yeah what has become of
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  MacGyver so but anything else did you see anything buy anything presents I got
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  uh some I got a pit boy mask from Bethesda in preparation for Fallout 4 in
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  advertising for Fallout 4 Bethesda were there yeah yeah they didn't have much
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  they just kind of had like a space where you could stand with uh did I send you
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  the picture of me with the big pit boy yeah but I didn't really yeah you didn't
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  care about me at all y put two two together uh so I got that and I got uh I
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  got some some goodies from them as well because I got up as part of a video game
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  trivia panel I got up and did a round of video game trivia did you win uh yeah my
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  team did win I was on a team with um with Ben O'Brien from from big head mode
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  uh who was a friend of the show hey Ben uh and barjo from good game was also on
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  my team and we won did you help at all or were you just I did I did no I did I
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  helped I did um we had to guess uh what
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  the game was from video game themed Haus
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  and I got I got at least one correct I can't remember if there were any
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  others but uh but yeah our team one that was fun uh if any listeners were there
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  you may have seen me uh if so let me know you should have come and shaken my
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  they're saving themselves for packs cuz they know if they see one of us they
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  want it to be me because they get a hug that's true cuz I I think I said I was
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  going to O ComicCon but I didn't say when cuz I actually wasn't sure but um
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  we'll be at P the whole time so and and at P we actually even have uh some
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  goodies to give out but don't get too excited cuz they're not expensive
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  goodies it's not Luke's second Xbox no it's just it's a little something to say
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  thanks for thanks for coming to say hi and a hug and a and a hug yeah y unless
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  unless you're uh you're not up for that oh they'll be up for it what do you mean
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  me I need to rest in between the HS no I
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  mean them I know you're up for it um
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  speaking of the listeners uh we heard I heard or we heard on the Facebook page
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  this week that apparently um they
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  are disguising as as kind of these these voice changer apps there's a there's a
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  Terry small shoe voice changer what out there uh they're not calling it that
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  because that would be copyright infringement obviously but I mean people
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  know what it is um and so listener csbb
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  I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing your name incorrectly Mr rub but CBS rub has sent
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  us in uh some samples and uh I I asked
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  him if he could record some and he I said can you make some ringtones or
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  something with them cuz I thought that F if you are interested you can find I'm
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  trying to find what the name of the app is cuz I'm a [ __ ] and I didn't look at
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  what he said the name was before I started talking about this in the in the
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  chat from Facebook we've got all these messages and there's one here that just
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  says I need a link to download Witcher 3 for
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  PC what what are you asking us for [ __ ]
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  off like Google pay for it well yeah yeah and if you're not
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  going to don't come to us well I mean ask Dan Dan Dan will probably tell you
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  he doesn't give a [ __ ] this is not loading I'm afraid I
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  can't tell you what the name of the app is is the world coming to an end again
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  with Facebook being down terrible radio that should be our
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  tagline see this is why I I got rid of Facebook and then I'm back but I'm
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  getting rid of it again this week okay why why did you decide I activate it
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  because I never use it oh okay cool iag and stuff all the time and it annoys me
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  yeah so I got rid of it and then I found out my Spotify account's connected to it
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  that sucks so I had to reactivate it now I need to work out how to separate
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  Spotify and Facebook and then Facebook is gone you I don't know if you can
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  split the account off but my Spotify account is not associated with my
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  Facebook I did have one that was and then I just started a new one because I
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  I don't you know when you get a new app and it says log in with Facebook or log
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  in with Google or and then you have to click on 10 different things and
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  eventually it gets to your email dress yep like they should just make that
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  easier I understand it's probably good for them cuz they can Harvest all the
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  data off [ __ ] Facebook or whatever and I suppose it is kind of convenient
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  but I want the option of having one without the other at some
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  point you know yeah anyway the app is called voice changer with
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  effects all right and apparently there's a small creature effect in
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  it and you can using this come up with I
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  mean it's obviously Terry's a real person so it's going to be difficult for them
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  to to manufacture exactly you know make your voice sound exactly like him it's
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  you know it it's running on an iPhone you'd probably need some kind of
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  government main frame to to perfectly replicate Terry's voice because it's
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  very unique I mean I don't know anybody else who sounds even remotely like Terry
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  smallo no but uh I mean you can come up with such ringtones as
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  this hi hi you yeah you uh you going to answer this
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  call someone's uh someone's trying to reach you yeah you should probably take this
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  call it could be could be your mom yeah could even be something more important
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  than that imagine you didn't answer the call come
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  on pick up the [ __ ]
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  phone we [ __ ] hit the [ __ ] button it's a little bit higher than
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  Terry's voice I think but it's not bad I think I need that as my
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  ringtone all right well I'll make him available uh there's this one as well
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  which is I assume this is meant to be an alarm hey hey wake up come on princess
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  it's time to rise and shine come on no excuses now take off your blanket take
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  off your blankets get the [ __ ] up don't make me come in there cuz I will and you
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  know what else you may find a little Sasquatch penis [Laughter]
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  inside of you if you don't wake up so unless you want that then why the [ __ ]
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  up princess let's go I love how he corrected the pronunciation of pus I
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  mean whatever you know however Terry says
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  that so yeah uh we'll make those available uh on the website if you want
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  to have one of those as your ringtone um or and if you want to send in your own
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  uh Terry smallo impersonations like please do that cuz we'll play them on
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  the show that would be great yeah and I am seriously setting going to have that
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  as my ringtone okay I'll make sure I send it to you thank you oh you just
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  download off the website what am I talking about yeah you familiar with
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  that website Luke I do it's multiple orgasm.com very good where else can you
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  find us on the internet Luke you can find us at Facebook and it's
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  facebook.com/ multiple nerm yeah that's a bit of a question I really don't use
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  Facebook so I don't know yeah I think it is I think that's what it is
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  um the good one is you can actually support us at patreon that's true that
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  is a very good idea so if you like listening to us and want us to do more
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  you can L us a dollar an episode we're up to $1,000 an
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  episode did you say we're up to $1,000 an epod no no no no wa yeah or you can
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  give us $1,000 an episode just don't leave it [ __ ] I wish they told me I
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  would have retired the other new thing we are we're on audio boom now we are on
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  audio boom now yes that is very exciting
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  yeah so uh you can subscribe to us on the audiio Boom app which you should
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  check out uh or you can still I mean nothing's going to change as far as
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  iTunes is concerned we we've made uh We've made sure that it nothing will be
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  affected as far as iTunes and everything so you shouldn't have to do anything and
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  in fact if you notice any problems at all uh please let us know because we
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  tried to avoid all that [ __ ] yeah yeah so if you notice anything strange or if
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  you're just unhappy with with anything that gets adjusted over the next couple
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  of weeks just let us know cuz we'll uh we'll get on it because it's yeah
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  supposed to be seamless stuff to do with the show that we can control oh no no
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  I'm talking about yeah there's that and no also technical stuff right like if if
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  all of a sudden you stop getting the new episodes let me let us know like I meant
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  like if the there like their newspaper subscription goes astray or stuff like
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  that I I don't care yeah right right someone reverses over their dog or
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  something like that yeah like I can't help with that no I'm sorry your dog's
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  gone but he will be missed or she they could be our geek of the week so do let us
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  know um what should we talk about this week uh have you seen the kickstarter
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  for Allison Road
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  no that's unfortunate I'll talk about it anyway uh it is you remember the um the
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  the the new Silent Hill that they were making yes um got the one that was canceled
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  yeah yeah so this Kickstarter seems to
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  be uh basically they they took what was
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  cool about that trailer MH for um you not the trailer but you know the pre you
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  know the preview that was out on PS4 that was or what it was called PT PT
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  yeah so this seems to be quite a lot
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  borrowed from that um uh it looks really cool uh it's on Kickstarter and let me
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  make sure it's got 20 days to go so by the time you hear this you've still got
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  time to back it um watch the video oh unless you're squeamish like it's it's
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  very um it's psychological horror I guess it kind of you know gets more
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  creepy if you're familiar with the Silent Hill uh PT thing that I'm talking
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  about or just Silent Hill in general uh and you like it then you'll probably
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  like this uh it looks really cool it's um yeah some game development company in
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  the UK uh and yeah I mean the the the graphics in it look great it's very
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  impressive on that front is it going to be a PlayStation exclusive for that is a
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  very good question let me examine those details no it's going to be on Windows
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  Mac Linux PS4 and xbone awesome uh
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  that's stretch goals I apiz
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  um the PC version will be ready to ship by the end of 2016 and then after that
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  they'll sort out the others so uh it's a ways off which in a way is good because
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  it shows that they're not over promising yeah I just what that's what you want
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  like yeah that's you don't if they were to come out with kickstar and say hey
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  we're going to have it out by the end of the year I would not be giving them
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  money well some do that I don't I mean I
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  know Kickstarter is is a tricky beast but there are some companies that that
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  have like a mostly finished game and the rest of it is for like advertising and
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  Publishing and just to get have finished but um yeah but that they shouldn't be
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  gone the kickstarter for that well I mean if they want to keep it independent
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  yeah I think it's all right well there Shen Mill at the moment which is coming
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  out asking for a Kickstarter but they've already got the money from Sony to make
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  it yeah there's a there are a few weird ones like that and there was the um the
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  Castlevania one a little while ago where the
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  kickstarter really just existed to prove to Publishers that there was interest
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  and then they sold it after that so I it seems a bit shitty to me cuz it ruins
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  Kickstarter for the um for the real Indies you know like us
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  yeah so I don't know but yeah Allison Road check it out looks really cool
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  um looks like a cool creepy game that I would like I probably enjoy I might look
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  into that I've got to stay off Kickstarter though yeah I know Ki I back
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  far too much and because the Australian dollar is crap at the moment it's very
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  expensive so I've learned some lessons on Kickstarter over the years um
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  hairbrain schemes I have no drama supporting them on Kickstarter for the
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  shadow Run games cuz every time they like exceed the deadlines and they do a
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  really good job and the games are great like no problem supporting them some
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  other stuff like some indie stuff that I've supported it's been a bit of a let
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  down so yeah but it's going to happen like you can't that's Kickstarter it's
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  hit and miss I've got some great stuff off there I I I get board games oh yeah
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  yeah like I just recently got one uh steampunk rally steampunk rally next
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  time I'm up I'm going to bring it and we'll play it it's up to eight players
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  and sort of you build this machine Which flies around a racetrack and you roll
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  dice and your machine falls apart that's fun I can't explain all right that
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  sounds that does sound fun what else we backed on Kick I backed an NFC ring is
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  turned out to be quite useless but uh it still looks pretty cool and I mean I
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  can't falter it's not it's not their fault it works it's just I don't have
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  any use for it uh so I've got that uh
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  and I backed band Saga which is a an indie game uh and
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  that's going to be showing at uh I think it showed at packs recently actually uh
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  and that's coming along pretty well so that one that one was positive you
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  you're on a Windows PC there how you I most certainly am yep what version of
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  Windows have you got I'm running Windows 10 okay all right did you perhaps uh
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  receive any updates this week uh oh
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  sorry the're Windows 7 only up I'm afraid so you're probably safe you're
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  probably safe yep um but but well if you're a Windows 7 user and you you you
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  received a strange update this week uh it turns out that was a test run by
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  Microsoft uh that failed obviously because it it ended up getting pushed
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  out to to everybody you know get your Windows updates every every week or
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  every you know first Tuesday of every month or whatever it is you get the big
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  ones um an update which basically just
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  had garble in the um in the description of what it was and everything got pushed
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  out uh and some people installed it Microsoft said it was just a test um it
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  was a mistake you know nothing to worry about but some people have said that it
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  actually broke their computer like this guy by God zombie says my laptop was
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  screwed after the update Windows Explorer crashes very frequently now and
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  most of my programs stopped working even in admin mode system restore didn't work
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  and I don't have the information I need for reinstall basically whatever it was
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  killed my system and compromised my gear so I wouldn't want to look up anything
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  sensitive to personal data on your machine I don't know that last bit makes
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  sense or if I just read it wrong but anyway I don't know it seems
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  like someone's getting fired yeah
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  except I don't know Microsoft's plant it down which I'm sure obviously they uh
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  they would want to do but yeah to me it does just it does
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  sound like a just a little mistake yeah probably because yeah they don't want to
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  release something that's going to break your system no I'd say something was
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  supposed to go out to like a test so and then it accidentally went onto the real
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  one yeah and then uh people were saying that that when they tried to install it
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  the update wouldn't even down I don't know most people don't even install
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  these updates so it's probably not a widespread issue like you know
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  eventually the computer forces you to install them and I think that's when a
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  lot of people end up getting them I've never had a problem with getting
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  updates I don't really use my computer a lot though so yeah just for this yeah
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  just for this and porn and porn obviously well a little bit of egg on
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  Microsoft's face over there everyone's allowed to make mistakes that's true you
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  just really shouldn't when you're that big of an organization mhm did you see
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  this article about the woman who has
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  been ordered by a court in uh New Mexico to take religious counseling
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  sessions Christian Counseling sessions uh she's an atheist or they're
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  threatening to take her children away way
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  um are they allowed to do that or they must be able to cuz it's well the ACLU
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  has called the ruling problematic and said no one should be
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  put in a position where they're forced to accept training or therapy that
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  violates their own religious beliefs and morals yeah that that's very true so uh
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  yeah this was a weird one oh um let me just open it up because I haven't read
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  it is it is it Christian counseling or counseling by Christians it's it's religious
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  counseling so it's it's they're supposed to be exposing her to it in the hopes
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  that that they will I guess convert her I think okay idea then I've got a
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  problem with that CU a lot of the time um Counseling Services they are run by
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  sort of church groups cuz it's a it's a service that they
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  provide see the the one thing that they don't mention in this article as far as
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  I'm aware is
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  that they don't really explain why she was in court in the first place like is
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  it just because she's an atheist because that seems like a strange thing to have
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  have to go to court over I'm pretty sure I don't take away your children because
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  you're an atheist no so I mean the court has ordered her to take religious
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  classes and she secretly recorded one of them uh and they it just seems to be
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  you know people trying to tell her that no no no you've got to believe in God
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  that's the whole point of everything and and she just doesn't believe that so I
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  mean whatever that's her that's her right and they can't take a kids away
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  but again they don't really mention how this came up in the first place so maybe
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  there's more to it on that level you know what I mean yeah I'd say that they'
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  have to be because un unless I mean I've never been to New
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  Mexico uh perhaps they they just really don't like atheists there I didn't
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  realize how how little they like atheists in various parts of the
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  world like because here in Australia it's not that unusual every second
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  person right and and in the UK that's it's also very common as as far as I'm
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  aware and they're the two places that I had been until I went to the US and
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  obviously I didn't really discuss it with anybody was in the US um but
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  apparently yeah over there and uh you know as we heard from from Dan in Asia
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  yeah it's kind of frowned upon and uh it's really I don't know it's weird yeah
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  but like you got to believe in something like they don't really care what it is
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  as long as it's something well I'm a Jedi so yeah I believe in the force I
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  don't know it's just weird yeah but each to their own well unless they [ __ ] with
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  other people and try to take the kids away in which case yeah I'm against that
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  but you can do whatever you like let's get away from that I don't like talking
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  about it all right you can do what you like but you can't drink
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  underage in can what you can't I'm sorry it's not allow that's all right I'm
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  overage now I don't care but apparent I mean as we know police in Canada are
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  well everybody in Canada is very polite so rather than just bust the party up
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  and be sad saxs they've now well in one case taken two turning up with chips and
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  salsa yeah a party in Canada organized
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  on Facebook by underage people so idiots
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  was uh infiltrated by uh members of the police force so they they knew about the
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  party they knew people were going to be drinking there uh so rather than turn up
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  and just kind of you know ruin well not ruin the night well what tends to happen
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  is when the police do turn up all the kids are dispersed and that's when the
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  damage actually occurs to the neighborhood it's when they're all
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  leaving that is a very good point Luke yeah a very good point well they've
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  turned up with chips and salsa uh some cool photos uh of that on here um I mean
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  in the end I guess really they they did say no go home but but also they brought
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  chips and salsa so but yeah try I think they did it a good way they didn't try
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  to like sure everyone's going to be upset but they didn't come out
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  aggressive or everyone get the F out it's like yeah playing it down a bit
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  which is a good way to handle it they look cheerful as hell in the in the
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  photos here with a little yeah bulletproof vests on oh good on him yeah
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  it's a nice gesture a lot better than parties I went to where the place would
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  turned up yeah I I remember I had I was at a friend's
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  18th and the police turned up and it turned out one of the police officers
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  was a guy who went to our school he was a few years older than us okay and so he
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  just decide well we decided it would be fun if he breathalizer
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  and I I had had quite a lot to drink um
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  but I showed up fine and so that I mean that made me
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  question the uh the validity of their of their test devices but see that's where
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  they've broken the party up in a nice way true yeah he definitely humored us
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  on that count I'll be back in just one
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  second okay sorry Luke's a dirty G
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  I hope whoever's on the phone can't hear
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  me and I'm back all right people want me yeah more police should do that I agree
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  actually no I'm against children having parties now well you decided to be an old man now
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  yes they're loud they're noisy ah I think it's been happening for a while
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  because I mean you used to be a party animal Luke oh yes always the last to
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  leave in fact often our parties weren't good enough so you would just wander off
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  to other parties y that would happen MH I don't know how nothing ever happened to
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  me maybe you did you just don't remember I'm the person who goes someone pulls up
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  hey would you like to go somewhere I've got a van I go okay yeah you had a
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  little Adventure like that when we were in America yep just gotten some guys car
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  mhm you drove me around yep uh that was uh that was terrifying when I work up
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  and was like the [ __ ] I left Luke with those strangers but now you were there in your
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  little in your bed yep so that's fine I always make it home safe somehow yeah
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  lot of Adventures the good old days we're going to have Adventures at the
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  end of this month at packs at packs okay yeah going to go to uh to Fridays again
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  oh that was so depressing so you don't want to go to TJ
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  Fridays again oh I want to go all right yeah we do TJ Fridays again okay where
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  should we go to the Mexican place again and get really drunk of tequila maybe
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  maybe I can think of I can think of a few people who might
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  not want to do that again uh one person in particular might not want us to do that
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  again the the the person who had to get us home yeah the uh the drunk fool
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  Wrangler uh as I will refer to her just in this case we were so intent on
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  walking home but we had no no chance of walking back to the hotel room that's
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  true cuz I had no idea where we were I think that I did but I also think I was
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  wrong should we I don't know maybe if we just do one more like the drunk B falls
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  in a hole and has a road built over him all right have you read the article no I
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  haven't have you for God's sake Luke of course I have I put it in you I just
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  making sure all right how does someone get a road built over him when you've
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  been off on your drunken Adventures have you
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  ever fallen into a hole and had a road built over
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  you can't say that I have okay well well
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  nobody can say that they have because it happened to a man but he died uh
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  obviously so in uh in India in New Delhi
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  have we got a jingle for Indian news I know that we
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  do how welcome to Indian
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  news no no no it's India India the
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  country I'm Sanji mcui and this is India
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  news we haven't Sanji in a while
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  no hope you didn't fall in a hole oh no
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  so but yeah this uh a gentleman was drunk and on his way home uh when he
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  fell into a hole uh in a construction
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  site I assume uh and then the next morning I guess they didn't check filled
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  the hole with molten tar used a heavy roller to flatten the surface and then
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  some locals later on spotted the man's shirt and he was pulled out of the uh of
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  the road that was still cooling I
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  guess uh yeah and he was dead well it's
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  not funny that he's dead but uh no he he'd been to the Village Fair and was
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  headed home after visiting a liquor store uh a driver and a road worker have
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  been arrested what it doesn't explain
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  that sentence but I guess maybe maybe it's illegal to accidentally kill
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  someone I know that it is it's manslaughter but in this case I think
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  it's well no you might actually find that they're probably meant to check
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  things and maybe they weren't paying attention he supposed to check for drunk
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  people in Holes yeah that makes sense I
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  bet you everyone else is checking now oh [ __ ] yeah yeah bet you yeah well for a
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  little while maybe yeah until it's forgotten about do they have a lot of
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  safety regulations in India when we've got parents climbing up the walls of the
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  schools to hand test answers to their children and oh I remember that video
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  that video made no sense yeah seems like a crazy place so just don't go on a
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  drunk wander in India do me your favor Luke okay okay I had no plans to go to India at
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  this stage but you never know if you were drunk in India and you had to
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  maneuver your way through a construction site what steps would you take to make
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  sure that you didn't fall into a hole um I'm just because of years and
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  years and years of being drunk and stumbling around I just know where to
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  hold up and just know magically to walk around them so you've never do you ever
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  fall or stum I don't fall over I can sometimes have a hard time
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  standing mhm but the second I'm up I
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  just power forward mhm mhm you know I I
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  can't think of an example to refute you on that so never been fall down drunk
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  I've been can't stand up drunk but they fall down yeah you've been can't get up
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  in the morning drunk yep well I think that does it for this week I think so
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  and yeah unfortunately this is is a short one um Dan could be with us uh
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  he's he's in some jungle somewhere again I guess maybe got drunk and fell into a
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  hole hopefully that's not the case um but we'll be back next week next
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  week as usual back to our normal mhm got a tempting fate but I held off on it
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  just because I thought D might be a bit upset if we we played it without him and
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  I promis next week I'm going to read some articles that would be
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  lovely yeah I apologize olog for Luke's Behavior this week listening I know it's
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  it's it's terrible I'm so have you got an achievement yet today Luke no I
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  haven't like I'm I'm really starting to worry you've got 45 minutes yes I'm at
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  150 days I need to keep this going you do and I need your your details for the
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  his gamer score it's very important to gamer score's taking a bit of a hit this
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  month because of the which sure I'll be back in a second all
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  right [ __ ] godamn it Luke he's answering a phone call
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  again wasn't for me I say what it was for someone else with I said that I
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  would have sex with Kristen Stewart
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  what what did I oh man apparently on an old episode I said that I would have sex
• 32:25
  with Christen Stewart yeah yeah you did I'm the only one who doesn't like her I said
• 32:31
  that I'll play the C for you yeah go who knows what I I say all sorts of things
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  on this show you said he'd [ __ ] Christ Stewart it's really bad when people come
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  up to you and they go oh remember when you talked about this I go I have no
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  idea what you're talking about we could probably leave this in this
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  week Luke hi how are you she can't hear me can't she
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  oh I just looked at her like a [ __ ] idiot why aren't you replying to Luke he
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  said Hi how are
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