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- 0:47Speaker 4: I can't believe them here right now. I don't want
- 0:53Speaker 4: to say too much.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Why what are you Fred? You're gonna say?
- 0:55Speaker 4: Well, I just don't want to say something too cool
- 0:57Speaker 4: and then not make it into the.
- 1:01Speaker 5: If we cut the coolest shit, I don't want to
- 1:03Speaker 5: if anywhere or anything cool, it's fucking out of the show. Immediately,
- 1:07Speaker 5: Sat start us off.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Brother.
- 1:08Speaker 5: Oh we're ready to go, I mean if you are.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready to go. All already. Welcome back to
- 1:13Speaker 3: the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today. It's February second,
- 1:18Speaker 3: two pm Eastern Standard time. Welcome back. We are live
- 1:22Speaker 3: from HQU three.
- 1:23Speaker 6: Francis.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Why don't you introduce our guests.
- 1:25Speaker 6: Thank you, Harry. We have the gentleman behind I five commuters.
- 1:30Speaker 6: You've probably seen their page on Instagram. That's where you
- 1:35Speaker 6: do the bulk of your work now, yep? Or is
- 1:37Speaker 6: it TikTok as well and stuff all that.
- 1:39Speaker 4: I think we're shadow band on TikTok right now, but
- 1:41Speaker 4: we're going to see about changing that here soon. But
- 1:43Speaker 4: what happened just a few too many f bombs. I
- 1:46Speaker 4: think we got a lot of like the two dangerous
- 1:51Speaker 4: flags or like this is dangerous activities.
- 1:53Speaker 6: I got hit with that for that road video I made.
- 1:56Speaker 6: They said mine was too dangerous.
- 1:58Speaker 4: We get it. It's like anytime we have a video
- 2:01Speaker 4: that is big enough for them to pay us any
- 2:02Speaker 4: sort of money, it gets flagged.
- 2:04Speaker 6: Got it.
- 2:05Speaker 5: Oh so it's conspiratorial, Oh yeah, for sure, for sure.
- 2:08Speaker 4: And there's like no helpline with TikTok. There's just no
- 2:12Speaker 4: person that you can get a hold of at that
- 2:14Speaker 4: company to talk to you about this. Craig tried baiting
- 2:18Speaker 4: his way in through he made like a fake TikTok
- 2:20Speaker 4: shop because he was like, oh, if we're making them money,
- 2:24Speaker 4: so we could probably get someone online and we did yep,
- 2:27Speaker 4: and he was like, I actually don't have a TikTok shop.
- 2:30Speaker 4: I want to talk to you about the monetization.
- 2:31Speaker 5: Of my page to get in the room.
- 2:34Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
- 2:35Speaker 7: That was the only way. That was the only way
- 2:37Speaker 7: to get in. Didn't work, but it.
- 2:39Speaker 4: Turns out she couldn't help us.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Damn tried did our best.
- 2:42Speaker 6: That's a good plan.
- 2:43Speaker 3: I mean, it's a great strategy.
- 2:44Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, are you guys? Do you wear these disguises
- 2:47Speaker 6: because you have real jobs and you want to protect them.
- 2:50Speaker 7: Oh that was the start. That was the start for sure.
- 2:52Speaker 8: I think we didn't want our boss to know we
- 2:55Speaker 8: were doing this on the side because maybe we'll get
- 2:57Speaker 8: into it.
- 2:58Speaker 7: But that's kind of how we met. We're both work
- 3:00Speaker 7: in the corporate world.
- 3:00Speaker 8: In Seattle, and we were filming our commutes and obviously
- 3:04Speaker 8: doing quite a bit on the side too, So that
- 3:07Speaker 8: was kind of the start of us wanting to stay anonymous.
- 3:10Speaker 4: Craig is still fully entrenched in the corporate world, his
- 3:13Speaker 4: coworkers do not know that he's here. I do not
- 3:16Speaker 4: know what he does in his free time, which like
- 3:20Speaker 4: we're so opposite because I can't wait to tell people.
- 3:22Speaker 5: Are you guys related?
- 3:23Speaker 4: No, no, get brothers, they'll show their teeth.
- 3:26Speaker 5: I know it's hard. It's hard to tell.
- 3:28Speaker 7: I think we're just excited.
- 3:32Speaker 6: I have some I have some bad news for.
- 3:34Speaker 4: If I know one of you guys, where's five that's
- 3:39Speaker 4: There's been little to no communication pre podcast, like I was.
- 3:43Speaker 4: I was up until like thirty minutes ago. I'm like,
- 3:45Speaker 4: this isn't happened. Like Francis is just pulling us along,
- 3:49Speaker 4: and this is gonna be one huge bit. He's gonna
- 3:51Speaker 4: be like, wait, you guys actually and showed up.
- 3:55Speaker 6: I'll tell you when you guys were like, we're booking
- 3:58Speaker 6: our fights. That was when I had to run it
- 3:59Speaker 6: back by these guys and be like, just just so
- 4:01Speaker 6: you guys know, they're they're coming, they're coming, and that
- 4:05Speaker 6: probably means we have to have them know.
- 4:08Speaker 4: It did feel like you were like debating it the
- 4:10Speaker 4: whole time, Like it was like you asked us to
- 4:13Speaker 4: come on and then immediately regretted it.
- 4:15Speaker 6: Well said yeah, no, I think I asked them. I
- 4:18Speaker 6: think I asked you as a pitch almost, and then
- 4:21Speaker 6: I always want to get their approval before actually extending
- 4:26Speaker 6: a formal Uh.
- 4:29Speaker 5: I thought you're just going to drive up.
- 4:31Speaker 1: I was like Jesus Christ, so dedicated you guys, people
- 4:35Speaker 1: that have flown out to do this.
- 4:36Speaker 7: Show, no way shut up?
- 4:38Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, definitely like a four block radio.
- 4:44Speaker 7: No really yeah, that's crazy, like.
- 4:46Speaker 4: No swag on our part.
- 4:47Speaker 1: But the opposite, I'm saying, that's super We're stoked, you're hair.
- 4:53Speaker 6: But I was going to say, I have some bad news, Craig,
- 4:57Speaker 6: which is that if your intention is who remain anonymous? Okay,
- 5:02Speaker 6: I mean we have a pretty good listenership, Like I
- 5:06Speaker 6: think the odds of you now, well, look at.
- 5:08Speaker 3: Him, I don't. I wouldn't know him.
- 5:11Speaker 4: It's incredible, actually how much this can throw people off.
- 5:15Speaker 4: We did a partnership with a local fast food place,
- 5:20Speaker 4: and it's a fast food joint that I go to
- 5:22Speaker 4: all the time, Like I have gone through this drive
- 5:24Speaker 4: through window over one hundred times, and I see the
- 5:27Speaker 4: same people all the time. We show up with these
- 5:29Speaker 4: on and the lady freaked out, the same lady who's
- 5:32Speaker 4: treated me like shit for the last six months' is like,
- 5:35Speaker 4: oh my god, you guys gotta come here all the time.
- 5:38Speaker 4: I'm like, lady, you just messed up my order last week.
- 5:42Speaker 4: We will be back, yes, certainly.
- 5:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:44Speaker 4: People have no idea.
- 5:44Speaker 1: It leves cretens to like when I watch Batman, I'm
- 5:47Speaker 1: always like, I fucking know that's yeah right now, Ki's chin.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you got to know, like, like what
- 5:56Speaker 3: would you're like good friends.
- 5:57Speaker 7: Now totally our friends, Emily, those people know exactly exactly.
- 6:04Speaker 4: It was funny.
- 6:05Speaker 7: We went out to dinner with one of my buddies
- 6:06Speaker 7: last night and Joe was shocked.
- 6:08Speaker 4: He didn't tell it was like one of his good friends,
- 6:10Speaker 4: Like we met up with him for dinner in New
- 6:12Speaker 4: York in New York, and I'm like, I'm like, oh yeah,
- 6:14Speaker 4: like we're super excited to be Here's like, what are
- 6:16Speaker 4: you guys doing. I'm like, you didn't tell him?
- 6:18Speaker 5: That's so have seen the account? Have you seen the
- 6:23Speaker 5: account before?
- 6:24Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 6:25Speaker 7: I don't think so. I don't think so.
- 6:26Speaker 4: Well, this is fucking awesome.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Wait, so your guys account did? Did it blow up
- 6:31Speaker 3: rather quickly?
- 6:32Speaker 4: Well? What happened was glow Rilla reposted one of our
- 6:36Speaker 4: videos and we never really looked back. Yes, that once
- 6:40Speaker 4: you jump into that chair. Interesting, Yeah, it was an
- 6:44Speaker 4: interesting Our demographic really shifted over, but we never looked
- 6:55Speaker 4: that had been a pre show comment.
- 6:58Speaker 6: Very accurate.
- 6:59Speaker 5: I'm sure her listeners are of a certain milk.
- 7:02Speaker 1: But I think that you should describe who or you
- 7:05Speaker 1: should describe what your account does, because there will be
- 7:08Speaker 1: some people listening who have haven't seen it yet, like
- 7:11Speaker 1: I've gotten it sent to me by like a bunch
- 7:12Speaker 1: of my friends, like for a months. But I would
- 7:15Speaker 1: love for how to hear how you describe it for
- 7:17Speaker 1: people who just don't know what it is.
- 7:19Speaker 3: And Francis, you should describe the common interest here and
- 7:22Speaker 3: protecting the roads.
- 7:23Speaker 6: But I'm gonna let them go first, of.
- 7:25Speaker 8: Course, all right, I'll do my best. Yeah, give it
- 7:29Speaker 8: thirty second elevator pitch.
- 7:33Speaker 7: Got hour.
- 7:37Speaker 5: No we are.
- 7:38Speaker 8: We're just two close, close buddies that met at a
- 7:42Speaker 8: corporate job in Seattle, our first sales job, really out
- 7:45Speaker 8: of college Amazon. No good, guess we're going to keep
- 7:48Speaker 8: that anonymous too.
- 7:49Speaker 3: But close by Microsoft, Nike or No, that's Portland, Portland close?
- 7:55Speaker 6: Is it tech? It's tech?
- 7:56Speaker 4: It's techs so funny to hear Harry talk about the
- 7:59Speaker 4: North US like it came up on one of your
- 8:02Speaker 4: recent episodes where you were talking about you were talking
- 8:06Speaker 4: very fondly about the Pacific Northwest. I love that about you.
- 8:09Speaker 3: What did I say?
- 8:10Speaker 4: Some mass You were just like, isn't it everybody just
- 8:11Speaker 4: fucking serial killers running around the woods with hatchets in
- 8:15Speaker 4: their hands?
- 8:20Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 8:23Speaker 4: But anyways, Craig thirty seconds here you go.
- 8:25Speaker 8: So anyway, once COVID hit my wife and I and
- 8:29Speaker 8: his his wife.
- 8:30Speaker 6: You're married, married us? No way?
- 8:33Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sorry, ladies, I know what you were thinking.
- 8:38Speaker 3: Any idea or do they like they found the wig
- 8:40Speaker 3: in the car?
- 8:41Speaker 4: Oh no, we don't tell our life. Our lives do
- 8:44Speaker 4: not know that.
- 8:45Speaker 7: They don't even know we're here.
- 8:46Speaker 6: I also don't believe that either of you were married.
- 8:49Speaker 4: I mean, this is a very this is a very
- 8:51Speaker 4: real fourteen carrot wedding ring.
- 8:53Speaker 6: This is all part of that, you know, trying to
- 8:56Speaker 6: sort of four millimeter five millimeter.
- 8:58Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually there's a quote my grandfather in there.
- 9:01Speaker 4: I'm actually going to my grandfather's celebration of life right
- 9:03Speaker 4: after this.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Oh really, hell, yeah.
- 9:05Speaker 4: He was a beautiful man. He uh, it was. It
- 9:09Speaker 4: was crazy.
- 9:10Speaker 5: He was like, for part of his thirty seconds, but
- 9:13Speaker 5: you're killing me?
- 9:14Speaker 4: What am I doing bringing up my grandfather? The fuck?
- 9:17Speaker 5: Go ahead? I want to hear about his life.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Oh no, he just said. I mean he had like
- 9:22Speaker 4: bad dementia like later in life, and he didn't. He
- 9:24Speaker 4: wasn't even able to make it to my wedding. I
- 9:26Speaker 4: just got I just got married a few months ago.
- 9:28Speaker 6: Oh wow, congratulations, thank you very much.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Congratulations.
- 9:33Speaker 4: And uh. He had this like moment of clarity when
- 9:36Speaker 4: I was on the phone with him, and he was like,
- 9:37Speaker 4: this is a beautiful moment. Stay the course, that's all
- 9:39Speaker 4: he said. Wow, And so I got stay the course
- 9:42Speaker 4: on the inside of my winter ring and hopefully you
- 9:43Speaker 4: believe me.
- 9:44Speaker 6: Now, little little did you know? He was watching sailing
- 9:49Speaker 6: on TV.
- 9:53Speaker 5: We watched a cigarette boat races.
- 9:57Speaker 4: My uncle holding the phone to his ear. He's like, oh,
- 9:58Speaker 4: that's good, that'll work.
- 10:02Speaker 6: You.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyways, Greig, what the hell do we do?
- 10:05Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 10:05Speaker 8: Anyway, but once COVID hit, we weren't going back into
- 10:08Speaker 8: the office. Then, once things started to normalize a bit,
- 10:11Speaker 8: Joe and I were like, all right, let's carpool together,
- 10:13Speaker 8: save on gas, have a buddy to talk to while
- 10:16Speaker 8: we're in the car, use the carpool.
- 10:18Speaker 7: Lane, which is key. I'm sure. I don't know if
- 10:21Speaker 7: it's similar here, but it's going to cut your traffic
- 10:23Speaker 7: down by you know, fifteen to thirty minutes each way
- 10:26Speaker 7: by having a buddy. But anyway, we're still.
- 10:29Speaker 6: Going from like the downtown to like Tacoma area.
- 10:33Speaker 4: Okay, you know you're still on top of it.
- 10:36Speaker 8: You're on top of it, Francis. Yeah, so we're both
- 10:37Speaker 8: into comb area. So it'll take anywhere between forty five
- 10:41Speaker 8: minutes to an hour forty.
- 10:43Speaker 6: Yeah, now I've done that drive because I flew. You
- 10:46Speaker 6: fly into the airport and then you have to get
- 10:48Speaker 6: down to Tacoma Comedy Club.
- 10:49Speaker 4: We have a great comedy club. Yeah, we get a
- 10:51Speaker 4: lot of good, good acts down there.
- 10:52Speaker 7: Yep.
- 10:53Speaker 4: But really it's we were just we had no idea
- 10:56Speaker 4: that it was going to turn into this. Actually the
- 10:57Speaker 4: first couple of videos, like our faces.
- 10:59Speaker 5: Were in it.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like because.
- 11:01Speaker 4: We just were like, oh this, our friends will think
- 11:03Speaker 4: this is funny, and it'll that'll be the end of it. Yeah,
- 11:06Speaker 4: Because we were sending snapchats to our friends. So we
- 11:08Speaker 4: were like doing our commutes, we were sending snapchats to
- 11:11Speaker 4: our friends and they were like, this is so fucking funny,
- 11:15Speaker 4: Like you just just post these on TikTok, Like do
- 11:17Speaker 4: us a favorite just post on TikTok. We're like, okay,
- 11:19Speaker 4: as long as you'll keep watching, and we like within
- 11:23Speaker 4: a month it was just like insanity, like our videos
- 11:27Speaker 4: are getting fout and then we have never been in
- 11:29Speaker 4: this world. I know, like you guys are familiar with this,
- 11:31Speaker 4: but like people that we don't know commenting on our
- 11:34Speaker 4: posts was like very new to us.
- 11:36Speaker 1: Yeah, describe the nature of ger post for people who
- 11:38Speaker 1: still like people like.
- 11:39Speaker 5: You guys, they drive around the cars and we'll just
- 11:42Speaker 5: like kind of be shouting out the window. Yeh, fucking maniacs,
- 11:45Speaker 5: but like really like fun positive things.
- 11:48Speaker 6: Oh.
- 11:49Speaker 5: I think it's like the ETOs of it.
- 11:51Speaker 6: Is that I would have described it as like, you
- 11:53Speaker 6: guys are the the enforcers of the unwritten rules of
- 11:57Speaker 6: the road.
- 11:57Speaker 4: Can we get you guys like a show? We own
- 12:00Speaker 4: a clip right here. I can sell you guys a
- 12:01Speaker 4: clip after here's a clip. Good evening demeters spec for
- 12:05Speaker 4: me too. We're about to strip the feed home.
- 12:07Speaker 6: Here we go.
- 12:08Speaker 4: Oh wait a second, No ship, that's Ned Stevens. Oh
- 12:14Speaker 4: my god, Oh my god. He's gonna turn left right
- 12:17Speaker 4: into the median.
- 12:19Speaker 7: Hi, look at that?
- 12:31Speaker 9: Look at that? Yeah, the twist and the strap, that's
- 12:34Speaker 9: how you know he's a proud little twist in the.
- 12:36Speaker 3: Strap to avoid the flap.
- 12:38Speaker 4: That's a nice slope, giant steel beam.
- 12:42Speaker 10: No prom listen, strap, little flap, that's a nice sloan.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Let's place of the heir, Let's place some the hair, No,
- 12:51Speaker 4: let's place of the hair? Wow, a little early.
- 13:04Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know what that clip was.
- 13:07Speaker 6: You have us mistaken for the tonight show.
- 13:14Speaker 4: For us for the first sight. We've been asked to
- 13:18Speaker 4: explain it. But yeah, I mean so it's all things
- 13:21Speaker 4: that probably piss everybody off. I think that's what makes
- 13:23Speaker 4: our page so popular is the relatability of it. So
- 13:26Speaker 4: like you're driving down the road and you see the
- 13:28Speaker 4: guy next to you going sixty five miles an hour
- 13:30Speaker 4: with his phone in his face texting full blown novel
- 13:33Speaker 4: two hander, and you want to scream out of your window,
- 13:38Speaker 4: say put the fucking foot mother, And so we just
- 13:44Speaker 4: started doing that. But we try to approach it in
- 13:48Speaker 4: a nice way because because guns exist.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Yeah, and especially.
- 13:53Speaker 4: I'll usually start with a roll down the window and
- 13:56Speaker 4: it's a pleasant Excuse me, sir, I was wondering if
- 13:59Speaker 4: you were noticing how you're putting us all in danger
- 14:01Speaker 4: right now? Yeah, and then if you get a little
- 14:03Speaker 4: look and he like shoots us a smile, then I'll
- 14:04Speaker 4: really go in. But if we see we usually don't
- 14:07Speaker 4: talk to trucks face tattoos. And then there's a few
- 14:11Speaker 4: other car model make a model that I won't mention.
- 14:16Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so you don't like glow real evans.
- 14:23Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, We love glow. Shut out glow. Thank you
- 14:27Speaker 4: for putting us in the position we're in today.
- 14:29Speaker 6: Yeah, so, uh what about what does it bother you?
- 14:34Speaker 6: Those those to me are like proper danger. You're you're
- 14:38Speaker 6: actually doing the right thing. But I was curious about
- 14:41Speaker 6: sort of more of I'm an enforcer of unwritten rules,
- 14:45Speaker 6: and to me, for example, if someone is I don't know,
- 14:49Speaker 6: driving in the Pacific Northwest and camped out in the
- 14:52Speaker 6: passing lane refusing to get out of the way because quotes,
- 14:56Speaker 6: maybe they're they're going fast enough. Anybody who nobody should
- 15:02Speaker 6: need to go faster than this, and like, would you
- 15:05Speaker 6: accost somebody like that?
- 15:09Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it a cost play.
- 15:11Speaker 3: That's crazy. What what what would be the speed that
- 15:14Speaker 3: they would be going in the left lane that you
- 15:15Speaker 3: would then roll down the window.
- 15:17Speaker 4: See this is the common misconception, Harry.
- 15:19Speaker 7: The speed does not.
- 15:22Speaker 4: Speed does not matter. This is the passing lane.
- 15:25Speaker 7: This is not the fastest.
- 15:27Speaker 4: This is the passing lane. So it would goes something
- 15:29Speaker 4: like this without you're going with the flow of traffic, yeah, yeah,
- 15:33Speaker 4: and if you could be going eighty in a sixty,
- 15:37Speaker 4: but if you're upheating the flow of traffic.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna have something to say. Yeah, all right,
- 15:41Speaker 3: so picture this, picture this. Okay, you're going with the
- 15:43Speaker 3: flow of traffic, you're going eighty in the fact, maybe
- 15:45Speaker 3: you're pushing eighty five in the fast lane.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Feels good.
- 15:47Speaker 3: And then you get some big you know, Ford f
- 15:49Speaker 3: one fifty behind you, who he wants to go one
- 15:52Speaker 3: hundred and fifty miles per hour? Would you You're so
- 15:55Speaker 3: you're yelling at the guy in front of him, but
- 15:57Speaker 3: not that guy because me, I'm yelling at that guy.
- 15:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, this is a really nuanced, great question. Here,
- 16:03Speaker 4: this is this is this is a tailgater and a
- 16:06Speaker 4: left lane camper in the same senexactly.
- 16:09Speaker 3: So that's actually that actually is a great point.
- 16:11Speaker 4: So I'm really stuck between a rock.
- 16:15Speaker 5: Of evil here.
- 16:16Speaker 4: It's really it's a really great question for someone that
- 16:19Speaker 4: is just getting to know our page.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So imagine you're driving from Seattle to I
- 16:24Speaker 3: think I was going two hours away from towards Tacoma,
- 16:27Speaker 3: and you know, you're keeping I'm keeping the flow of
- 16:30Speaker 3: traffic the whole drive, you know, no problems. And then
- 16:34Speaker 3: once I kind of start getting into a little bit
- 16:36Speaker 3: more of the woodsy areas, there's a lot of trucks
- 16:39Speaker 3: that really want to push the limit on their truck
- 16:42Speaker 3: and like open it up.
- 16:43Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you're and you're saying not today kind
- 16:47Speaker 7: of yeah.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Can I venture a guest or maybe even a position
- 16:50Speaker 1: on this, please please? I don't think that two wrongs
- 16:53Speaker 1: make a right.
- 16:54Speaker 5: So just because this guy's.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Screaming up the left lane being an asshole does that.
- 17:00Speaker 1: And you have to be an asshole to this guy.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Get out of his way, let him be an asshole,
- 17:05Speaker 1: grumble under your breath, maybe flip him a double bird
- 17:07Speaker 1: and get back to business as opposed to trying to
- 17:11Speaker 1: fight fire with fire.
- 17:13Speaker 7: Yes, you tell me that a lot.
- 17:14Speaker 4: Do you want to take this one?
- 17:15Speaker 7: Yeah, we talked about that. We talked about that all.
- 17:20Speaker 8: The time, and those types of situations, it's just move over,
- 17:23Speaker 8: let him go around you.
- 17:24Speaker 7: It's not worth the battle. And that reminds me.
- 17:26Speaker 8: That was another reason why we went anonymous, was from
- 17:29Speaker 8: a safety factor. Of course, we don't want people come
- 17:31Speaker 8: into our house and you're chasing us back to their house.
- 17:34Speaker 8: So in those situations, you're right, two wrongs don't make
- 17:36Speaker 8: it right. Get over, let him pass, get back.
- 17:39Speaker 6: On with your day.
- 17:39Speaker 3: I can respect that. I can respect that.
- 17:41Speaker 5: Will you change your ways?
- 17:42Speaker 4: Though?
- 17:42Speaker 3: Of course I will say we're talking to like the
- 17:46Speaker 3: kings of traffic.
- 17:47Speaker 4: We don't fuck with trucks at all.
- 17:48Speaker 6: Just so you know, pickup trucks are like eighteen wheelers.
- 17:52Speaker 4: Eighteen wheelers. We will fuck with those guys for sure.
- 17:54Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 17:54Speaker 4: A lot of TV watchers in the semi truck.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they got a whole room back then.
- 18:00Speaker 5: Yeah, well they're in the living room or they're they're
- 18:02Speaker 5: watching at the watching dashboard television.
- 18:07Speaker 4: Driving a three four ton.
- 18:13Speaker 5: At speed.
- 18:16Speaker 4: And I see and I see like a full blown
- 18:19Speaker 4: like episode of white Lotus going on, which requires full attention.
- 18:23Speaker 3: Of course.
- 18:23Speaker 5: Nonetheless, those nuances and like little there's gems in there
- 18:26Speaker 5: that you've got to pick up.
- 18:27Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, it's uh on an autopilot.
- 18:31Speaker 5: Though I thought that those were like I thought those
- 18:33Speaker 5: trucks kind of go on their own.
- 18:35Speaker 3: No, I think they're like airplanes. So you barely got right.
- 18:37Speaker 5: You don't have it doesn't matter who's behind the wheel.
- 18:39Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we we had a video. Are you gonna
- 18:41Speaker 4: say the tesla guy?
- 18:42Speaker 7: No, go ahead.
- 18:43Speaker 4: We caught a guy sleeping in his Tesla once and
- 18:48Speaker 4: that was a great video.
- 18:49Speaker 3: While driving.
- 18:50Speaker 1: While driving, you have to put on sunglasses because doesn't
- 18:55Speaker 1: it have like some kind of eye detection or something
- 18:57Speaker 1: like that.
- 18:57Speaker 6: You have to have your hands on the wheel and
- 18:59Speaker 6: give it a little a jiggle every once in a while.
- 19:01Speaker 6: But you can do that. You can get around that
- 19:03Speaker 6: with those I have a pair of those gloves that
- 19:05Speaker 6: seamless bike riders use to keep their hands warm, and
- 19:09Speaker 6: I locks my hands in and everyone's roads for me.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Good that it's so bad.
- 19:20Speaker 4: Oh, this guy, at least he's like being woken up
- 19:23Speaker 4: by the buns, but the bumps. This guy is like
- 19:28Speaker 4: fully fully's on.
- 19:30Speaker 5: I think you would be shocked.
- 19:31Speaker 1: What percentage of Tesla drivers are asleep for more than
- 19:35Speaker 1: half of the time.
- 19:36Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you have early morning commute.
- 19:38Speaker 4: You're out. Yeah, until the technology is there for us
- 19:43Speaker 4: to safely say this is okay, because one day that
- 19:46Speaker 4: would be fantastic. Oh if you could sleep on your
- 19:48Speaker 4: way to work, I encourage it. Yeah, but I don't
- 19:51Speaker 4: think the technology is there.
- 19:52Speaker 3: No, especially because the Tesla like turns on you. Yeah,
- 19:55Speaker 3: like you'll be driving and it just decides you're going
- 19:57Speaker 3: off the cliff. Like it it takes over. Have you
- 20:00Speaker 3: ever seen those videos? It'll get like a fender bender
- 20:03Speaker 3: and then it's just all of a sudden, it's just
- 20:04Speaker 3: taken off two hundred miles per hour.
- 20:07Speaker 5: The horse the Teslas were posting about it in the
- 20:11Speaker 5: A I read it.
- 20:12Speaker 3: Oh I saw that. Yeah, the group, the A I
- 20:14Speaker 3: group chet Yeah, what's it called?
- 20:16Speaker 5: I forget what it's called. Yeah, you guys see this,
- 20:18Speaker 5: there's a A I. You guys are in tech. You
- 20:20Speaker 5: probably started the ship.
- 20:22Speaker 7: How did you know that?
- 20:23Speaker 5: Say that?
- 20:24Speaker 3: Do you guys know? Sam Altman?
- 20:26Speaker 5: There's an AI.
- 20:28Speaker 6: I am.
- 20:36Speaker 4: What what a freaking Scooby Doo mask reveal that would be.
- 20:39Speaker 3: That'ld be awesome.
- 20:39Speaker 4: It's been Samman.
- 20:41Speaker 5: It looks like Sam bankmuand freed with the hair.
- 20:44Speaker 7: Yeah, this is new. This is new.
- 20:46Speaker 4: That's such a terrible dappel ganger to get you look
- 20:51Speaker 4: just like the super ugly crypto.
- 20:54Speaker 7: I took it as a compliment.
- 20:57Speaker 5: I'm talking about his disguise.
- 20:59Speaker 3: You guys have a couple of eggs that you throw
- 21:00Speaker 3: in rotation or is it same one every time?
- 21:03Speaker 4: No, this is the I was Garth for Halloween like
- 21:06Speaker 4: five years ago, and this has been the one I've
- 21:08Speaker 4: been rocking since day one.
- 21:10Speaker 7: Yeah, and I had mine.
- 21:11Speaker 8: It was like a seventies Halloween costume from a couple
- 21:14Speaker 8: of years ago. And then that one fell apart because
- 21:16Speaker 8: my dog ripped it up, and then this was.
- 21:18Speaker 7: A new one. At least started putting this one into
- 21:20Speaker 7: play a couple of weeks ago.
- 21:21Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, what do I think it?
- 21:23Speaker 7: It's tough, but that barely fits.
- 21:25Speaker 6: I can tell that your mustache is a much bigger
- 21:28Speaker 6: challenge than his. Yeah, yeah, because I think your whole well,
- 21:32Speaker 6: you're speaking with your upper lip stiff. This is his
- 21:38Speaker 6: allows but that's heavy on you.
- 21:40Speaker 7: This is a heavy one. He went for the thin
- 21:41Speaker 7: one today.
- 21:42Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a little thin guy to.
- 21:44Speaker 1: Everyone's get wet around the get wet on the side.
- 21:48Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you get a little I've been having to.
- 21:50Speaker 6: Like really yeah water.
- 21:52Speaker 3: Water is tough.
- 21:53Speaker 4: Yeah, water's tough.
- 21:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:55Speaker 6: So you said that you don't care about your identity
- 21:59Speaker 6: becoming known, but that you do.
- 22:01Speaker 4: I can't wait to tell people, right, So, is.
- 22:05Speaker 6: There a day where, uh, you guys say we are
- 22:10Speaker 6: going to burn the ships. We are going to dive
- 22:13Speaker 6: fully headfirst into this. There is now revenue being that
- 22:18Speaker 6: we can make to recoup whatever we were making it
- 22:21Speaker 6: call it Microsoft and and uh and you guys both
- 22:28Speaker 6: quit you know what, your jobs and go full full
- 22:31Speaker 6: into this.
- 22:32Speaker 7: I think there's a chance for sure, for sure not
- 22:35Speaker 7: to keep.
- 22:36Speaker 1: The disguises anyway, So it's funny to keep the disguises.
- 22:39Speaker 6: I'm just wondering, like, I don't know, I feel like
- 22:43Speaker 6: I feel like this is an this would be an
- 22:45Speaker 6: awesome job, just somehow.
- 22:47Speaker 4: No, I quit my job. So I quit my job
- 22:52Speaker 4: definitely too early. Speaking of revenue, we had one in partnership,
- 23:00Speaker 4: we like, had one company reach out to us that
- 23:02Speaker 4: they were going to pay us money, and I'm like,
- 23:03Speaker 4: that's it, And that was like one of three partnerships
- 23:10Speaker 4: we've gotten. But yeah, people for some reason are very
- 23:14Speaker 4: afraid to get into business with people they have no
- 23:16Speaker 4: idea who their true identities are and scream the effort
- 23:18Speaker 4: on social media. But I think you're way more like
- 23:23Speaker 4: I would be totally okay being anonymous forever. It's kind
- 23:27Speaker 4: of nice now, like because, like I was saying them,
- 23:31Speaker 4: with the fast food, I can go somewhere in this
- 23:34Speaker 4: costume and get the hooting and hollering pop pop. But
- 23:38Speaker 4: when I want to just like chill, which like you
- 23:40Speaker 4: guys probably can't even do that anymore.
- 23:42Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was impossible to go anywhere house my face.
- 23:50Speaker 4: Well, I just like what I'm trying to say is
- 23:52Speaker 4: it's nice to still be treated like shit like the
- 23:54Speaker 4: rest of everything.
- 23:55Speaker 1: No, I think that is, And it's well, it's like
- 23:57Speaker 1: hard marketing, you know what I mean. It's like you
- 23:59Speaker 1: have a look like I think people strive to get
- 24:01Speaker 1: like you could be a Halloween costume. You know, that's
- 24:04Speaker 1: I think something that people want to get to.
- 24:06Speaker 6: It's good branding.
- 24:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I really thought someone was gonna be us for
- 24:09Speaker 4: Halloween last year didn't though, so looking forward to this year, you.
- 24:13Speaker 6: Guys, So, you guys know pretty much everything there is
- 24:15Speaker 6: to know about the road, right.
- 24:17Speaker 7: A good amount, let's go for their share.
- 24:19Speaker 6: Do you think that it is harder for a gay
- 24:24Speaker 6: couple to adopt a highway?
- 24:27Speaker 2: Oh?
- 24:30Speaker 5: They had to do it in China.
- 24:34Speaker 4: We tried to adopt a highway, did you.
- 24:36Speaker 6: Yeah, what's the process of that?
- 24:38Speaker 4: Like so hard?
- 24:39Speaker 7: Why the commitment is the hard thing?
- 24:42Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 24:42Speaker 7: Five year commitment, five year commitment.
- 24:46Speaker 5: Just a bag is crazy, It's expensive.
- 24:49Speaker 4: Like it was a lot of like are you a
- 24:51Speaker 4: real business? Send us your w this, w that, which
- 24:56Speaker 4: we don't have any of that? And it was.
- 25:02Speaker 6: And you don't.
- 25:06Speaker 4: He still does. But yeah, it was just like way
- 25:08Speaker 4: too difficult and they like could give a if you
- 25:12Speaker 4: buy it or not, like you think they're like trying
- 25:14Speaker 4: to get the fun.
- 25:15Speaker 3: What's the purpose of by of adopting a highway?
- 25:18Speaker 4: Your money will help like maintain that area and like
- 25:21Speaker 4: not just the road, but like litter as well. I
- 25:24Speaker 4: don't know, but what it is out here, but like
- 25:25Speaker 4: highways by us is just the center area of the highway.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Yeah, just like.
- 25:29Speaker 7: Trash pit, it's just covered.
- 25:31Speaker 6: With your money would go towards the stick device that
- 25:35Speaker 6: they give to convicts.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, problem, it's all community service clean up on
- 25:40Speaker 1: the on the chain gay, yeah right right right, spikes
- 25:43Speaker 1: for the chain orange poker?
- 25:47Speaker 6: Yeah? How much? How much?
- 25:48Speaker 3: Is how much does it run you for five years?
- 25:51Speaker 4: Like?
- 25:51Speaker 7: I can't remember too much?
- 25:52Speaker 5: Is it like five grand year?
- 25:54Speaker 3: Was going to be my guest, that's my guess. Is
- 25:56Speaker 3: it like one hundred grand a year?
- 25:58Speaker 2: No?
- 25:58Speaker 7: I don't think one hundred grand.
- 25:59Speaker 3: It's be that expected couple.
- 26:02Speaker 4: So I think they have charge that happens.
- 26:06Speaker 5: That's so crazy.
- 26:07Speaker 4: A lot of that they're like because they see both
- 26:09Speaker 4: wedding rings and they're like, oh, these guys are getting
- 26:13Speaker 4: which all. Look, I believe you want me.
- 26:15Speaker 5: You've an hour and a half commute total between each other.
- 26:19Speaker 1: One of you has at least thought about it statistically,
- 26:21Speaker 1: thought about it statistically.
- 26:24Speaker 6: I love that you guys are so committed to your disguises,
- 26:27Speaker 6: and yet you keep your wedding rings on as if
- 26:31Speaker 6: you're like, look, we can't have all these beautiful women,
- 26:36Speaker 6: which inbound women that are so attracted to what we're doing.
- 26:42Speaker 4: I can't imagine what your d ms look like based
- 26:46Speaker 4: on what we get, like based on what we're getting,
- 26:49Speaker 4: and they don't even know what we look like.
- 26:51Speaker 5: I can't imagine what kind of are you saying? Negative
- 26:53Speaker 5: or positive?
- 26:54Speaker 4: They're like, hey, like this this sounds crazy. This sounds
- 26:58Speaker 4: like kind of crazy, but like I just like love
- 27:00Speaker 4: your vibe and like would love to get to know
- 27:03Speaker 4: you guys or like you guys or we get a
- 27:06Speaker 4: lot of people like trying to bait us into revealing ourselves.
- 27:10Speaker 4: So like I had, I don't know how she she
- 27:12Speaker 4: pieces together, but she's like, you sound like an old
- 27:15Speaker 4: friend I have from Pittsburgh, Like which where is where
- 27:18Speaker 4: I'm from? Yeah, And she's like like I forget exactly
- 27:23Speaker 4: what she said. But I'm like asking my friends. I
- 27:25Speaker 4: was like, do anybody knows bitch? Like and they're like,
- 27:29Speaker 4: so yeah, It's just we get a lot of you.
- 27:32Speaker 5: Have that much of a Pittsburgh accent.
- 27:34Speaker 4: My mom though it can come at, it can come
- 27:38Speaker 4: at when it.
- 27:39Speaker 5: Needs turn it on.
- 27:42Speaker 6: My dms are mostly hey man, my life has fallen
- 27:46Speaker 6: apart too. I met rock bottom as well. No any
- 27:51Speaker 6: chance you could you know share specifically the steps you took?
- 27:55Speaker 4: How did you peel yourself up?
- 27:57Speaker 6: The steps to the base.
- 28:01Speaker 1: But I think they have like a joy, a joy
- 28:03Speaker 1: of life that comes through in their.
- 28:04Speaker 6: Content absolutely right, brooding as morosity you word, yeah.
- 28:12Speaker 5: Yeah, nasty morosity.
- 28:15Speaker 4: Yeah, we get a lot of inspiration from you. I
- 28:17Speaker 4: will say that, Like with you know, your your ability
- 28:21Speaker 4: to hang in the pocket whilst big ass truck behind
- 28:25Speaker 4: you blocking the shoulder. There's just people don't understand the
- 28:29Speaker 4: level of discomfort that is actually happening in that moment.
- 28:32Speaker 6: Oh to be able to sit there, Yeah, that was
- 28:35Speaker 6: That was a one of one. Everything that happened was
- 28:38Speaker 6: perfect in the exact shortest amount of time that it
- 28:43Speaker 6: needed to and it had a button with him honking
- 28:45Speaker 6: his horn and me saying shut the fuck up. But
- 28:49Speaker 6: I tried to do it a couple of other times
- 28:52Speaker 6: and bailed.
- 28:55Speaker 4: Failed.
- 28:55Speaker 6: Well, there were a few times I held, and then
- 28:57Speaker 6: a couple of times I bailed because you know, you
- 29:01Speaker 6: just decide it's not worth it. Like I saw a
- 29:04Speaker 6: guy furiously honking. I wouldn't move, and then he started
- 29:09Speaker 6: reaching into his center like nonsole thing ahead.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're right in the shoulder, you're already pissed off,
- 29:20Speaker 1: Like even to get onto the shoulder regardless of someone
- 29:23Speaker 1: blocking you're like traffic, you know, like they're not like
- 29:29Speaker 1: like whistling Dixie, just having a good time.
- 29:31Speaker 6: What I did do was around that time. Do you
- 29:35Speaker 6: guys know Mek Mill? Oh yeah, yeah, he's probably friends
- 29:39Speaker 6: with flow reala.
- 29:42Speaker 5: Pennsylvania guy.
- 29:42Speaker 4: Pennsylvania guys, Oh, Meek Mill.
- 29:48Speaker 6: He was selling his bulletproof. I think it was a
- 29:52Speaker 6: g Wagon escal or something. Maybe it was a highly
- 29:56Speaker 6: protected car that had been souped up in so many ways.
- 30:01Speaker 6: And I DMed him about it.
- 30:03Speaker 5: He was selling it on like Instagram. Does anyone want this?
- 30:06Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 30:07Speaker 3: And how much was he charging? Oh, it's not bad,
- 30:10Speaker 3: no standards like one hundred right, it wasn't bad. Yeah,
- 30:14Speaker 3: only forty for the bulletproof.
- 30:15Speaker 6: And I said, I messaged him and I said, hi,
- 30:18Speaker 6: mister Mill. Uh, you know, I tend to find myself
- 30:23Speaker 6: in compromising situations on the road. Is there like, is
- 30:25Speaker 6: there is there any flexibility and your price? And he
- 30:30Speaker 6: did not get back to me. And I've always wondered
- 30:32Speaker 6: where that car went, whether it's sold or not. It
- 30:36Speaker 6: has to sure.
- 30:37Speaker 5: Sure, he probably just got got rid of it so fast, but.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Who's sold out? That's why I didn't reply don't take
- 30:45Speaker 3: it personal.
- 30:46Speaker 6: He sold it.
- 30:47Speaker 5: It was sold. The car was sold it.
- 30:49Speaker 7: Yeah, out of stock.
- 30:51Speaker 5: There's no more inventory.
- 30:53Speaker 3: See if I can get one made for you.
- 30:56Speaker 5: It's just a car broker. He has hundreds of them
- 30:58Speaker 5: just trying to sell him.
- 30:59Speaker 1: He did see he saw multiple stuff on his Instagram. M.
- 31:02Speaker 5: Yeah, that's kind of that's kind of a weird move.
- 31:05Speaker 3: It's insane. That's a while someone who you would expect
- 31:09Speaker 3: to be a very rich rapper.
- 31:11Speaker 5: That's what people wanted.
- 31:12Speaker 3: You to do with your shoe collection, I know, start
- 31:15Speaker 3: auctioning them off on Instagram.
- 31:16Speaker 6: Yeah, people were not happy about that. But uh, okay,
- 31:20Speaker 6: So you guys are now doing a podcast yep, and
- 31:27Speaker 6: again now you're putting yourselves as this on camera. I mean,
- 31:32Speaker 6: at some point the game will be up. I don't know.
- 31:37Speaker 5: Let them last as long as they have.
- 31:38Speaker 6: I'm happy for them too. But and I'm not trying
- 31:40Speaker 6: to reveal it. I'm just saying it feels like you
- 31:43Speaker 6: guys are sort of playing with fire a bit.
- 31:45Speaker 7: You're right.
- 31:45Speaker 8: I feel like at first, when we were first filming,
- 31:48Speaker 8: we didn't even show this, and then next step was
- 31:52Speaker 8: right when we started getting our costumes doing the show
- 31:54Speaker 8: and I think I think at some point we'll reveal ourselves.
- 31:58Speaker 8: It's just I feel like we'll kind of know.
- 32:00Speaker 7: When it is.
- 32:01Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 32:01Speaker 7: It's not there.
- 32:02Speaker 4: Yet, but I do love it. I love the just
- 32:07Speaker 4: the mystery because, like you, not knowing who we are
- 32:10Speaker 4: is way cooler than who we are. Oh you know,
- 32:16Speaker 4: it's so like I kind of fall back on that
- 32:17Speaker 4: where they're like, oh, who are the Ifi computers?
- 32:19Speaker 6: Oh?
- 32:19Speaker 4: Just two guys?
- 32:21Speaker 3: Yea cool.
- 32:22Speaker 4: Like So I think there's like an era the air
- 32:24Speaker 4: of mystery.
- 32:24Speaker 5: I totally agree.
- 32:25Speaker 1: I think I don't know, it's not a personal attack
- 32:27Speaker 1: on you, but like who whenever you show yourself Actually
- 32:31Speaker 1: this sounds me in coming out, but.
- 32:32Speaker 5: There it'll be like a letdown to some people.
- 32:33Speaker 4: You know.
- 32:34Speaker 5: Probably there will be like some kind of like letdown.
- 32:36Speaker 3: It's just like oh like when that Minecraft dude dream, Yeah,
- 32:40Speaker 3: and when he did the face reveal. Yeah, anyway back
- 32:42Speaker 3: he went back to incognito.
- 32:44Speaker 4: After how does that work?
- 32:45Speaker 3: You just started wearing the MASKT Yeah.
- 32:47Speaker 4: Everybody's like, yeah.
- 32:48Speaker 6: You get plastic surgery.
- 32:51Speaker 7: Like marshmallow.
- 32:52Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, which is a plastically it's a surgical marshmallow
- 32:55Speaker 5: on his head. Marshmallow, I need to look like this.
- 33:00Speaker 4: But like you said, there's there's nothing really you could
- 33:02Speaker 4: say to us that we haven't seen in our comments section.
- 33:05Speaker 4: But people will be like, oh, when is the face
- 33:07Speaker 4: reveal coming? And then there's like four comments underneath like
- 33:10Speaker 4: don't do it. We love that you, we don't know
- 33:11Speaker 4: who you are.
- 33:12Speaker 5: Yeah, it's nice.
- 33:13Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
- 33:14Speaker 4: Do you guys read comments?
- 33:17Speaker 7: Really?
- 33:18Speaker 4: We should probably get into that.
- 33:20Speaker 3: No, I do, but I don't read them all. I
- 33:23Speaker 3: don't really I don't really read them. I don't really
- 33:24Speaker 3: read them at all anymore, to be honest, I just
- 33:26Speaker 3: read comments. Yeah, I'm saying I have stopped.
- 33:30Speaker 5: I don't.
- 33:30Speaker 3: I read Frances and I text them to him, so
- 33:32Speaker 3: we can't.
- 33:33Speaker 6: Fully And it's amazing how quick how easily I stopped.
- 33:41Speaker 6: It just got one to get when it gets so
- 33:43Speaker 6: bad and you're like, all right, I can't and then
- 33:47Speaker 6: I'm out now and it's blissful. And my assumption, by
- 33:50Speaker 6: the way, is that they and with that in mind,
- 33:57Speaker 6: I stay away.
- 33:59Speaker 3: So you gotta have There's no there's no like you
- 34:03Speaker 3: got to be like everyone loved it, there's no need
- 34:05Speaker 3: to check.
- 34:07Speaker 6: Whatever it is. I'm just I'm just they beat me,
- 34:11Speaker 6: they won, and now I have full blinders on and
- 34:15Speaker 6: it's peaceful.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Well, the problem is, like it's probably like a really
- 34:19Speaker 1: hot girl that's commenting the negative thing, Like probably like
- 34:22Speaker 1: the hottest girl you've ever seen, who doesn't even really
- 34:24Speaker 1: go online that much, but she just like popped online
- 34:26Speaker 1: and you might.
- 34:27Speaker 3: Be missing out.
- 34:27Speaker 6: I told you I'm taking a break from women.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you did say that.
- 34:33Speaker 6: Well, just right now, it's sort of the canvas is blank.
- 34:40Speaker 7: He wants to start from scratch.
- 34:41Speaker 4: You want to, Charlie Sheen documentary, I just like I
- 34:43Speaker 4: did it all except for that I had to try it.
- 34:48Speaker 4: I'm not gay. I just wanted just curious.
- 34:51Speaker 6: I didn't get that far. I almost finished it.
- 34:55Speaker 7: It's pretty sure, Charlie, it's pretty good.
- 34:58Speaker 6: That's a pretty good doc. His life was insane.
- 35:01Speaker 4: Insanity was as a as a young boy the Outsiders.
- 35:08Speaker 6: He was in platoon. He had a great His like
- 35:11Speaker 6: breakout moment was on Ferris Bueller's day off where he
- 35:16Speaker 6: only had one scene.
- 35:18Speaker 3: What scene, I don't even remember.
- 35:20Speaker 6: He's in the principal's office or something talking to Ferris
- 35:25Speaker 6: Bueller's sister YEP, and he gives her like one line
- 35:30Speaker 6: of advice, and he's like, you care way too much
- 35:34Speaker 6: about what other people are doing instead of worrying about
- 35:38Speaker 6: fixing yourself.
- 35:39Speaker 3: Interesting, and it was like the.
- 35:42Speaker 6: Only thing, well, it was something that people really remembered
- 35:45Speaker 6: from the movie. And he's only on screen for a minute.
- 35:47Speaker 3: But it he's got rocket after that, Yeah, I got him.
- 35:51Speaker 5: And then he well, he had like a really like
- 35:53Speaker 5: similarly rememberable, rememorable line, memorable line in the Breakfast Club
- 35:58Speaker 5: where he was like, my dad molested me. He's like,
- 36:01Speaker 5: my dad touched my asshole.
- 36:03Speaker 4: Yes, like Martin.
- 36:06Speaker 6: Sheen though, that's same dad.
- 36:12Speaker 2: Person.
- 36:15Speaker 6: And and is it him or is it Judge Reinhold a.
- 36:20Speaker 5: Bunch of their dads molested?
- 36:22Speaker 3: It was the time.
- 36:26Speaker 6: Then, yes, yes, dude, I.
- 36:30Speaker 5: Just watched or I just started watching Django Unchained again
- 36:33Speaker 5: and fat at the front of that movie. His Harvey Weinstein.
- 36:38Speaker 1: I didn't even know that he fucking banged that one out.
- 36:42Speaker 5: His body of work is incredible, better than Michael Jackson
- 36:46Speaker 5: by a.
- 36:46Speaker 3: Lot, by a lot. I might go on to Weinstein binge,
- 36:50Speaker 3: I recommend I just finished one. I recommend silver.
- 36:56Speaker 5: What was his last one?
- 36:59Speaker 3: You guys?
- 36:59Speaker 4: This he reached out to us actually.
- 37:05Speaker 5: On you guys lives. He has some fucking heat. Was
- 37:10Speaker 5: Google hunting.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Yeah, well, because I forget, I have gifts for you
- 37:15Speaker 4: guys and producers too. I got guess for you guys too.
- 37:19Speaker 3: That's huge.
- 37:20Speaker 4: This is now a good time.
- 37:20Speaker 6: Would you wait? Every Monday we do gifts. Okay.
- 37:23Speaker 4: So I saw this, I was like, so my all
- 37:27Speaker 4: my homies from Pittsburgh like fucking love you guys. When
- 37:31Speaker 4: I told him there's there's a living room in Pittsburgh.
- 37:33Speaker 4: That's just going dummy right now listening to this, But
- 37:37Speaker 4: they like helped me learn about you guys a little bit.
- 37:39Speaker 4: They love Harry. And then when I called him, everybody like,
- 37:43Speaker 4: it's so funny you call him Harry, Like everybody calls
- 37:47Speaker 4: him Harry, but I guess the.
- 37:48Speaker 5: History of But now you know you can call him
- 37:50Speaker 5: hairball like Francis does.
- 37:52Speaker 3: Yeah, anything works.
- 37:55Speaker 4: But got some stuff for you guys. A lot of
- 37:57Speaker 4: it's just our merch, but I got some sundimental stuff
- 38:00Speaker 4: because I've been watching the last few episodes and you guys,
- 38:04Speaker 4: like the first two episodes I watched, like you gave gifts,
- 38:06Speaker 4: but then you like didn't after that. So I'm like,
- 38:08Speaker 4: is this going to.
- 38:09Speaker 5: Be chill, but I think it's well he was never requited.
- 38:11Speaker 6: Correct. As soon as Harry quite my gifts, I shall continue.
- 38:18Speaker 6: I reopened the street.
- 38:19Speaker 3: I'm just looking for the right the right thing.
- 38:21Speaker 6: Well, they so far my gifts have been unrequieted.
- 38:24Speaker 4: What does that mean?
- 38:25Speaker 3: There hasn't been any gifts given.
- 38:26Speaker 5: Back, no reciprocation. He scratched them back and he hasn't gotten.
- 38:30Speaker 6: His Have you ever heard of his back?
- 38:35Speaker 4: I have never heard that word before in my life
- 38:36Speaker 4: of I'm being.
- 38:37Speaker 7: Turn for me too.
- 38:40Speaker 5: You guys are from Pittsburgh.
- 38:44Speaker 4: But hey, so we got these beanies. I see you
- 38:46Speaker 4: wearing a beanie all the time, so I'm gonna give
- 38:47Speaker 4: you also if you guys want one of these, I
- 38:51Speaker 4: don't know if you guys want beanies or snapbacks, and
- 38:54Speaker 4: then for sure, here's a beanie.
- 38:58Speaker 6: Where do you guys get these? Made?
- 39:00Speaker 3: Seattle? Nikey.
- 39:02Speaker 7: We actually work with the company in Denver that does our.
- 39:06Speaker 8: Hat uh air fresheners, bumper stickers, so we don't even
- 39:12Speaker 8: see our merchant anymore.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Oh that's all third party.
- 39:16Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and they do a good job of course.
- 39:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:20Speaker 7: We just got these beanies this week.
- 39:22Speaker 3: What do the what did the hats say commuter commuter?
- 39:24Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, sorry they fit nice.
- 39:29Speaker 6: Huh that's nice.
- 39:31Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, not bad.
- 39:34Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not just okay barely making a profit on
- 39:38Speaker 4: these things. Someone early on told us like, oh, merch
- 39:43Speaker 4: is the way to go. We've lost so much fun.
- 39:50Speaker 4: Nobody buys it.
- 39:53Speaker 1: If they were, it would just take up so much
- 39:55Speaker 1: of your day to like be on top of merchant, Like, yeah,
- 40:00Speaker 1: marketing it.
- 40:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 40:01Speaker 5: We found out.
- 40:02Speaker 4: Recently the company that does does our mercher is charging
- 40:05Speaker 4: us a monthly fee to house our ship.
- 40:08Speaker 6: Oh.
- 40:08Speaker 4: I was like, now that I know that, we're definitely
- 40:10Speaker 4: not making money, it's like it's normal, it's normal. But
- 40:14Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
- 40:15Speaker 6: The value behind this gift is plummeting as speak.
- 40:18Speaker 5: Yeah, as soon as you drive it a lot.
- 40:20Speaker 4: Well, those aren't even on our website.
- 40:22Speaker 6: Yeah, this is fall winter twenty four.
- 40:24Speaker 4: Yeah, that's another problem.
- 40:26Speaker 5: Dead stop.
- 40:27Speaker 4: This is this just goes to show how how well
- 40:29Speaker 4: oiled of a machine that we're running. We wanted those
- 40:32Speaker 4: for Christmas and they're not on our website yet. It's
- 40:36Speaker 4: February second, is cool.
- 40:39Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a cold time of your box logo.
- 40:41Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, here comes the sentimental gifts. So I know
- 40:45Speaker 4: that you've been investing heavily in Espresso machines coffee.
- 40:50Speaker 6: Where mine is being made in or the Seattle headquarters
- 40:54Speaker 6: is It's in Seattle, the US headquarters for a lot
- 40:57Speaker 6: more soco.
- 40:57Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, so this is like my local coffee
- 41:01Speaker 4: shop that I go to. Wow, from Tacomo. This is
- 41:04Speaker 4: espresso beans. It's a blue beard. They're not paying me
- 41:06Speaker 4: to do this, which they should be. They don't even
- 41:08Speaker 4: know that I'm the guy. Actually I go there like
- 41:10Speaker 4: every day.
- 41:12Speaker 6: This is awesome.
- 41:13Speaker 4: So that's yeah, small bactually roast them in house. Harry's
- 41:17Speaker 4: gift is in there.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Oh wow.
- 41:20Speaker 4: Because I didn't know that recreational read was legal here,
- 41:25Speaker 4: so there's some there's a gift for you inside of
- 41:28Speaker 4: the beach. You are living in a state where it's
- 41:31Speaker 4: not recreational yet this is a very good way to
- 41:34Speaker 4: get traffic.
- 41:35Speaker 7: Yes, we had to get it here somehow.
- 41:40Speaker 4: Let the dog sniff as much as you want.
- 41:41Speaker 6: That's amazing, guys, Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
- 41:47Speaker 6: And I can't wait to make a nice latte that
- 41:51Speaker 6: has nugs in it and ruined.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Harry's gift are you going to give it to Hair,
- 42:00Speaker 1: you could saying you can probably keep it.
- 42:02Speaker 6: Well, Harry, Harry keeps I give Yes. Sometimes we'll have
- 42:06Speaker 6: gifts presented to the pod and then he'll just take them.
- 42:09Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I mean. I think you've got that happen.
- 42:11Speaker 5: Hang on to that. We that we would mean more
- 42:14Speaker 5: to you now that you're back on your journey.
- 42:16Speaker 1: As opposed to Harry, who's flying with ounces of zah.
- 42:21Speaker 4: There there's anything. They're good stuff too.
- 42:23Speaker 5: If it's Washington weed, I know that shit has sparkled.
- 42:26Speaker 4: It's good stuff. Yeah, it's good stuff. We were actually
- 42:29Speaker 4: were talking about this on the way over. So he's
- 42:32Speaker 4: from California. Originally we had a big Washington versus California
- 42:35Speaker 4: weed debate. I don't know, you guys have a stance
- 42:36Speaker 4: on this.
- 42:37Speaker 3: No, I don't.
- 42:39Speaker 5: I Washington is uh.
- 42:41Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 42:42Speaker 5: But I'd say that there's like a higher threshold where
- 42:45Speaker 5: it's like there's more variants in California. There's probably some
- 42:47Speaker 5: bullshit weed.
- 42:48Speaker 1: But humbold County, like as a whole, was probably a sick, growing,
- 42:51Speaker 1: growing city, like probably the best growing city in the
- 42:54Speaker 1: United States.
- 42:54Speaker 7: Right, probably one of them for sure.
- 42:57Speaker 3: Area.
- 42:58Speaker 8: I feel like I don't know if it was Washington
- 42:59Speaker 8: or California that legalized it first, but California is I
- 43:04Speaker 8: think has the stronger weed. You go there and you
- 43:07Speaker 8: get knocked on your butt.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Never check California.
- 43:11Speaker 5: I would never do that. What if you guys are
- 43:14Speaker 5: fried on your drive in?
- 43:16Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, definitely not no, No, you.
- 43:23Speaker 6: Can't work at Microsoft.
- 43:25Speaker 5: They're anonymous. That would make it so much more fun.
- 43:29Speaker 5: I mean, what the thing I like about your videos
- 43:31Speaker 5: is how much or I'm sorry you're giving O gifts.
- 43:33Speaker 4: I'm sorry, No, it's okay.
- 43:34Speaker 1: I don't want to get this is to shower you
- 43:36Speaker 1: with praise, but basic, I just like it reminds me
- 43:40Speaker 1: of like the funnest, the most fun jobs that I've had,
- 43:43Speaker 1: or I was like working like just just in like
- 43:46Speaker 1: shitty jobs doing physical labor, and just like having a.
- 43:49Speaker 5: Blast with my really close friends.
- 43:51Speaker 1: And you're just like fucking around exactly and just like
- 43:53Speaker 1: you could say anything or just like get lost in
- 43:56Speaker 1: like a very specific joke. And I think that's what
- 43:58Speaker 1: makes it. That's like the feeling the videos to me,
- 44:00Speaker 1: and that's what makes it really fun. It feels like
- 44:02Speaker 1: a familiar feeling.
- 44:05Speaker 8: I think we took our worst part of our day
- 44:08Speaker 8: and turned into what we always say is our best
- 44:10Speaker 8: part of our day, because we're just joking.
- 44:11Speaker 7: Like you said, you're with your close buddy, you're.
- 44:14Speaker 8: Talking about who knows what, and then all of a sudden,
- 44:16Speaker 8: you're you're at your destination. And usually it's like the
- 44:18Speaker 8: worst sitting in traffic, you know, you want to blow
- 44:21Speaker 8: your brains out.
- 44:22Speaker 7: And I think that's how we also became such good friends.
- 44:24Speaker 4: Like we're just talking so quiet in the office, Like,
- 44:29Speaker 4: so I was friends with Craig, but like I've learned
- 44:32Speaker 4: so much about him through his road rage and he
- 44:35Speaker 4: really opens up in there where like he because he
- 44:38Speaker 4: was also like a manager.
- 44:40Speaker 5: Oh, so like we're getting closer and close.
- 44:46Speaker 6: Drops and how Craig just quietly.
- 44:55Speaker 5: Manager from California.
- 44:58Speaker 4: Okay, by bad, I'll just stop, I'll just but no, Craig,
- 45:02Speaker 4: I mean, he's so fucking funny, and I'm just so
- 45:05Speaker 4: glad that I got to know like the side of you,
- 45:08Speaker 4: and like we're best friends now, like we're genuinely best friends,
- 45:11Speaker 4: and like you were saying, it's like just after the
- 45:15Speaker 4: shittiest work day, just being able to like talk shit
- 45:18Speaker 4: on everybody at your office with somebody that you trust.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Then you're started filming. Like a truck that's strapped down perfectly.
- 45:25Speaker 1: You got to stop talking ship because you don't want
- 45:27Speaker 1: to have it in the background of the When.
- 45:29Speaker 4: I'm driving, he has to shut me up, which is
- 45:31Speaker 4: probably you guys have gotten the gist of this where
- 45:33Speaker 4: he's like, shut the fuck up, I gotta film something
- 45:34Speaker 4: because I'm just I'm just rattling the whole time.
- 45:36Speaker 6: But hold on a second. You quit your job, so
- 45:39Speaker 6: now you're just riding to his job with him.
- 45:43Speaker 4: I might be the poorest person you've ever had on
- 45:45Speaker 4: the podcast, but I'm living the dream life right now,
- 45:48Speaker 4: Like I my life really couldn't get.
- 45:50Speaker 5: Does your wife know you quit?
- 45:52Speaker 4: Yeah, she was so supportive of me, Like she was
- 45:57Speaker 4: she's fucking incredible, and like we're so well. She was
- 46:07Speaker 4: like super supportive of it, and she's like, no, like
- 46:08Speaker 4: this is fucking hilarious. If you just keep doing this,
- 46:10Speaker 4: some you know, good avenues will open. And if I
- 46:14Speaker 4: didn't have that, I probably wouldn't have done it, which
- 46:15Speaker 4: I probably shouldn't have done it, but yeah, and I
- 46:18Speaker 4: just it was kind of funny because too I I quit.
- 46:22Speaker 4: I put in my two weeks and then like, yeah,
- 46:26Speaker 4: go ahead. Okay. So we were working at the same
- 46:28Speaker 4: company and the company was doing terribly.
- 46:32Speaker 8: That's not Microsoft, mit, definitely not see I just need to.
- 46:39Speaker 4: And so I literally went to my boss, who was
- 46:41Speaker 4: like a cool guy, and I just said, hey, like, man, demand, like,
- 46:45Speaker 4: is there layoffs coming, because I'm gonna quit and if
- 46:48Speaker 4: if there's a laff, I'm not going to another job.
- 46:50Speaker 4: But if there's layoffs coming, I'd rather be fired for
- 46:54Speaker 4: like unemployment and stuff like yeah. And uh he was like, no,
- 46:59Speaker 4: no work, We're good. Every thing's fun. And I don't
- 47:02Speaker 4: think he generally knew. But like a week later, Craig
- 47:04Speaker 4: got fired. What yeah, scumbags, scumbags, And you didn't didn't.
- 47:11Speaker 4: I literally quit like one week early, so you would
- 47:14Speaker 4: have got I can yeah for sure? Oh no, yeah,
- 47:17Speaker 4: for sure.
- 47:18Speaker 5: You Why not quiet quit? Why even quit? They wanted
- 47:21Speaker 5: to quiet quit? You know what I mean. It's like
- 47:23Speaker 5: they're putting it out in the fucking AI forums. I can't.
- 47:26Speaker 4: I just can't. I can't, Like I can't purposely do
- 47:30Speaker 4: bad at anything. I have a really hard time like
- 47:32Speaker 4: doing bad on purpose.
- 47:33Speaker 5: If that makes sense that does Damn, I can do bad.
- 47:39Speaker 3: We can't.
- 47:39Speaker 6: Tank is at all time art form.
- 47:45Speaker 3: It's like one of my favorite things.
- 47:49Speaker 5: Talk about this place.
- 47:50Speaker 6: So many different things.
- 47:52Speaker 5: So yeah, fire me.
- 47:53Speaker 6: Quagg Field Club member, guest Tennis mixed doubles. We lost
- 47:58Speaker 6: our first match, which meant me we were out of
- 48:00Speaker 6: the tournament, but we would have had to come back
- 48:02Speaker 6: the next day to play this consolation bullshit match for
- 48:05Speaker 6: third or fourth place if we'd lost to this couple
- 48:08Speaker 6: who I kid you not was eighty two and eighty
- 48:12Speaker 6: one years old and we had to lose to them.
- 48:17Speaker 6: And I'm when I tell you, man, I made it
- 48:20Speaker 6: look good. What are you doing?
- 48:21Speaker 5: You were hitting it into the net or smoking it
- 48:23Speaker 5: long or just waiting or hitting a lady or.
- 48:26Speaker 6: Pick your poison. I was. I was at the net
- 48:29Speaker 6: hitting follies where you just hold your racket super loose.
- 48:34Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it just dies at your feet. Yeah, stuff
- 48:37Speaker 6: like that.
- 48:38Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious.
- 48:39Speaker 3: I think if I've ever like fully tanked something is fun.
- 48:44Speaker 5: Trying to think jobs where you don't care if you
- 48:46Speaker 5: get fired.
- 48:47Speaker 3: I kind of tanked from my pizza job.
- 48:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 48:50Speaker 3: I showed up so late and they were like, do
- 48:52Speaker 3: you even want this job? And I was like, I
- 48:54Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. There was the day. It was
- 48:57Speaker 3: the day Mac miller died. I was torn up. Oh,
- 48:59Speaker 3: I was devas stated, Yeah, and he was pouring out
- 49:02Speaker 3: and I had to pull over on the way because
- 49:05Speaker 3: mc millar died.
- 49:05Speaker 5: Because mc millar died, was pouring inside. Too bad day.
- 49:10Speaker 6: Dumbo guy to Mac.
- 49:13Speaker 5: He lives across the.
- 49:14Speaker 6: Street from what did he live in? Yeah he might have.
- 49:17Speaker 6: I've always wondered what building he was in. But NBA
- 49:22Speaker 6: teams tank, Yeah, it's not NFL.
- 49:26Speaker 3: NFL the Raiders tank this year, and so did the Giants.
- 49:30Speaker 5: I think the Raiders were trying.
- 49:31Speaker 3: Bro, you think I thought that they sat Max Crosby twice?
- 49:35Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, can we take a second and talk about
- 49:37Speaker 5: Colombia sportswear.
- 49:39Speaker 6: A big Columbia guy, and so is Harry To be
- 49:41Speaker 6: honest with me, I got him a bunch of stuff.
- 49:45Speaker 5: He did the outdoors boys for real? There is this
- 49:50Speaker 5: is the beer that everyone will be talking about on
- 49:53Speaker 5: game day.
- 49:54Speaker 6: That's right. They have come out with a beer that
- 49:57Speaker 6: is made with literal bear shit.
- 50:01Speaker 5: How crazy is that?
- 50:02Speaker 6: Now? It's made with it bear scat. It's not in
- 50:05Speaker 6: the beer. It's just it's part of the process. Don't worry.
- 50:08Speaker 6: There's not actual bear shit in it, but it is
- 50:10Speaker 6: part of how it is made.
- 50:11Speaker 5: And it is gonna be the wildest taste test of
- 50:13Speaker 5: the year. And Loki is the it's the best conversation
- 50:17Speaker 5: starter whenever you're at your little watch party, your big
- 50:19Speaker 5: watch party. It's the Breakside beer, which was made in
- 50:23Speaker 5: collaboration with Columbia. Columbia's about bracing the wild side of life. Okay,
- 50:28Speaker 5: we know this, and that's why it's even it's even
- 50:32Speaker 5: associated with that when we're talking about trying the world's
- 50:35Speaker 5: shittiest beer. Okay, if you know what I mean.
- 50:38Speaker 6: So I, by the way, excuse me round really quick.
- 50:41Speaker 6: The beer is called Nature Calls and it is made
- 50:43Speaker 6: in collaboration Breakside Brewing out of Oregon is the brewery
- 50:47Speaker 6: that made it in collaboration with Columbia. Got it, but
- 50:49Speaker 6: check out Nature Calls.
- 50:50Speaker 5: You try it.
- 50:51Speaker 6: I've had it. It's fantastic.
- 50:54Speaker 5: It's absolutely good. Shit, I need to try it.
- 50:57Speaker 6: It's so fucking good.
- 50:59Speaker 3: Sounds great, it's so good.
- 51:01Speaker 5: It's kind of like it's kind of like a Dare
- 51:03Speaker 5: Taste test type of deal. Yeah, if you dare to
- 51:06Speaker 5: bear you know what I mean? You bear it all.
- 51:11Speaker 1: We're enjoying the big game, and obviously you're gonna bring
- 51:14Speaker 1: the outdoors inside. At Columbia dot com, slash Nature calls
- 51:17Speaker 1: just like my boy France has said, as you enjoy
- 51:20Speaker 1: the big game indoors this Sunday, learn more about how
- 51:23Speaker 1: you can bring the outdoors in at Columbia dot com,
- 51:27Speaker 1: slash Nature calls.
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- 55:45Speaker 1: Well, I can't believe you guys flew out the week
- 55:46Speaker 1: before the Seahawks are in the Super Bowl.
- 55:48Speaker 7: Yeah, we're pumped, we're fired up.
- 55:50Speaker 3: How's that return flight looking that must be That must
- 55:52Speaker 3: have been a pricey return.
- 55:55Speaker 5: I mean, well, no one's going to Seattle. They're going
- 55:57Speaker 5: to the city.
- 55:58Speaker 3: You don't think there's some people are trying to, you know,
- 56:00Speaker 3: get out of those pricey Sand Fran prices. Fly to Seattle,
- 56:05Speaker 3: drive to San Fran bad idea.
- 56:07Speaker 4: No, the flights are actually very cheap. I don't think
- 56:09Speaker 4: anybody wants to come to New York right now.
- 56:11Speaker 6: But yeah, that's true. And when when Harry goes to Vancouver,
- 56:16Speaker 6: he flies to Seattle.
- 56:18Speaker 7: Yeah, and how common is that? I think it's pretty common.
- 56:23Speaker 5: You're saying, drive the fucking San fran from Seattle, so
- 56:26Speaker 5: that means you're driving through Oregon from Yeah, that's talking
- 56:32Speaker 5: four hours top.
- 56:35Speaker 4: How long is that?
- 56:35Speaker 5: That's like driving across countries.
- 56:37Speaker 8: I think that's more of like a twelve hour drive.
- 56:41Speaker 8: I just did it over Cristmas break.
- 56:43Speaker 4: Now it's a long.
- 56:45Speaker 3: That's news to me.
- 56:46Speaker 1: Organ's like Delaware, just like jump over Organ to.
- 56:50Speaker 3: I'm literally thinking of driving to d C.
- 56:54Speaker 4: So I've lived on both coasts and it's so interesting
- 56:58Speaker 4: to realize, like how much each post has no fucking.
- 57:01Speaker 5: Clue what's going on.
- 57:02Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I had somebody when I first moved
- 57:04Speaker 4: to Seattle, I had somebody asked me, so, are you
- 57:06Speaker 4: from Pittsburgh or Pennsylvania.
- 57:09Speaker 3: Damn that person answer that question.
- 57:12Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody from Australia booked me a flight from instead
- 57:15Speaker 5: of from Philadelphia to Australia, from Pittsburgh to Australia. I
- 57:20Speaker 5: was like this, how am I going.
- 57:21Speaker 4: To That's like a five and a half hour not
- 57:26Speaker 4: even close.
- 57:28Speaker 3: It's far enough that there's two different sports teams in
- 57:31Speaker 3: the state. Yeah, or NFL teams exactly.
- 57:34Speaker 4: I tried to explain that to people, like, we don't
- 57:35Speaker 4: even really like there's no rivalry really between Philly and Pittsburgh. Yeah,
- 57:40Speaker 4: it's just so fucking far away.
- 57:42Speaker 5: Yeah, only at Penn State. There is Penn State. It's
- 57:44Speaker 5: like culture wars. It's like fucking Israel and Palestine.
- 57:48Speaker 3: Yeah, which ones which?
- 57:51Speaker 5: Yeah, Palestine for sure, not a chance.
- 57:54Speaker 3: And I think we all know that Phillies one one
- 58:00Speaker 3: hundred percent is real.
- 58:04Speaker 7: Oh no, that's me whatever.
- 58:08Speaker 6: I was thinking it and you said it.
- 58:15Speaker 5: I guess The main line is just like I got
- 58:20Speaker 5: the other one. The dangle was kind of nice.
- 58:25Speaker 4: We'll be right back right after this.
- 58:26Speaker 5: There we go technical difficult.
- 58:29Speaker 4: Yeah, do you mean to tell you what I didn't
- 58:39Speaker 4: know they were going to wrap it like that.
- 58:43Speaker 6: Is that's like you got like a role X, I mean,
- 58:45Speaker 6: not for nothing. Bane turned Pittsburgh into Gaza.
- 58:49Speaker 1: Yeah literally, yeah, very literally where they filmed very true.
- 58:56Speaker 3: How funny would it be if they got you a
- 58:57Speaker 3: bag of coffee and it was actually a role X
- 58:59Speaker 3: in there. I'm kind of splurged on.
- 59:03Speaker 4: Roan just just as good, though.
- 59:15Speaker 5: Well wrapped.
- 59:16Speaker 4: Did a bang up job on that thing.
- 59:19Speaker 3: Oh it's a nice sative.
- 59:20Speaker 5: It looks it's a sea salt seafood blend.
- 59:23Speaker 4: This is I don't know if you made the connection.
- 59:26Speaker 4: You're like talking about all the knives that you got, Yeah,
- 59:28Speaker 4: talking about getting into cooking.
- 59:30Speaker 5: Dude, and I'm sowing to seafood. I don't know if
- 59:32Speaker 5: you know that I went to a seafood i.
- 59:35Speaker 1: Burrow Brian, Oh yeah, of course, I don't know. It's
- 59:38Speaker 1: in Williamsburg. Okay, great, incredible sass sash. It used to
- 59:44Speaker 1: be an omakase spot back in September, but they switched
- 59:46Speaker 1: it over to uh kind of a more modern thing.
- 59:50Speaker 3: Is overwhelming and it's it's it is. They bring around
- 59:54Speaker 3: the fourteenth round of sushi and you're like, I'm gonna
- 59:56Speaker 3: throw up.
- 59:57Speaker 6: You're you get full from.
- 59:59Speaker 3: That, dude.
- 59:59Speaker 6: I've had.
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: I've done it once by like they it gets more
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: intense as you go on, which it should be the opposite.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: You should start with like this one's kind of disgusting,
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: but I'll eat it because it's new, right, you shouldn't
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: be ending on that.
- 1:00:12Speaker 6: Where did you? Who made yours? Fucking fear factor?
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: That's what it felt like.
- 1:00:17Speaker 6: Yeah, mine was Mine was like there were some weird things.
- 1:00:20Speaker 6: I've had it a bunch, but yeah, weird things in
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: and here and there. But it's I didn't think it
- 1:00:24Speaker 6: was building and it's.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: All this was like it was like we start off
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: with like California roles and then by the end they're like,
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: this is a sting Ray and you're like, I've had
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: fifteen California roles. I don't know if I have the
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: appetite for stingray right now. Yeah, exactly, Well sair enough,
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: but it is good.
- 1:00:44Speaker 6: I will say that Omase is the least filling dinner
- 1:00:49Speaker 6: I've ever had.
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I got maybe I got pure pressured or something,
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: because by the end I was it was like the
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: fullest I've ever been.
- 1:00:56Speaker 6: Well, they didn't have California roles at the one.
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: I went, yeah, I've never heard of ali four year roles.
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: You haven't been to get get a pinch of the season.
- 1:01:04Speaker 6: I think the problem is is that's all we've been too.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: This is so that's such a nice gift. It's such
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: that's really flavorful.
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: Yeah, it's uh so. There's islands off the coast of
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: Washington called the San Juan Islands.
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: And oh I thought this was Porter Ricken.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Different different sand Juan, Yeah, very different San Juan. It's
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: like it's I mean, how would you describe the San
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: Juan's are just.
- 1:01:29Speaker 8: Like there's just like four or five water islands kind
- 1:01:34Speaker 8: of actually up near Vancouver, but just like a little
- 1:01:38Speaker 8: islands up there.
- 1:01:39Speaker 7: Yeah. Off, Seattle's got some heat to taste some of
- 1:01:42Speaker 7: the Have.
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: You had it? Have you had that song?
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, No, They're like this is like a pretty
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: well known.
- 1:01:48Speaker 6: That's like third trimester in your belly. Kick.
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: Can you take a pinch of that? Pack a lip
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: of that?
- 1:01:55Speaker 6: Holy be careful, it's got some heat.
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: You're going to pass that over.
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: Okay, let them get some of the salt. I don't
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: want these boys have a pinch of the salt.
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: Get a pinch.
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: Make sure it gets all the way around.
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: Though, that's me.
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: Get a pinch, Fellas, make sure it comes back to me.
- 1:02:08Speaker 6: You've never really sampled salt before either.
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: It's more than just saltek blend.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, some full on seafood blend. I feel like
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: you could blacken something.
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: With that absolute heat. Yeah, Like I've never black and
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: fish before though.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: Yeah, like salmon file as or something like that.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: I know there's some good fish out by you guys,
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: good black and grouper.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: You guys fly fish at all? Nah, you guys had
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: some good fly fishing.
- 1:02:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: Seattle great, some of the best I've ever seen.
- 1:02:34Speaker 7: You've been out there and done that.
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: Yeah, I had chows there. I was doing shows in
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: Seattle and Portland last year, and I went out a
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: couple of days early and went to I forget what
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: the river it was like the Yakima.
- 1:02:43Speaker 7: Yep, Yama Yakima.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that played. That river is sick. Got a
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: big old rainbow.
- 1:02:50Speaker 7: That's awesome.
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: I always wish I could get into fishing. I'm reading
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: Old Man in the Sea by earning.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: Can cost us like thirty dollars to get into it.
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, you can.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: Get fishing rod at like Dick's Sporting Goods for like
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: fifteen bucks.
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: It's like, never had family that fishes growing up, but
- 1:03:05Speaker 4: like got to get into it. I know. It seems
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: just awesome.
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: Yeah, especially where you guys live. You guys can fish
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: for anything. Yeah, yeah, it's insane.
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: You brought me halibit recently.
- 1:03:14Speaker 8: Yeah, I went fishing off Oregon maybe six months ago. Yeah,
- 1:03:18Speaker 8: you know, with like a guided tour type thing. We
- 1:03:20Speaker 8: went like two miles off the water and or out
- 1:03:23Speaker 8: off the land.
- 1:03:24Speaker 7: It's awesome, man.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you guys were you just catching monsters.
- 1:03:27Speaker 8: It was like you think we could each catch like
- 1:03:29Speaker 8: two or three halibit, And then we caught some link
- 1:03:33Speaker 8: cod lin cod, and then yeah, I just went back
- 1:03:36Speaker 8: into town to cut it up for you. You know,
- 1:03:38Speaker 8: you put into the styrofoam and gave him a couple
- 1:03:41Speaker 8: of pieces.
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: So it's like Francis's dream, it is.
- 1:03:44Speaker 6: Yeah. I caught some big stripers out in montak And
- 1:03:48Speaker 6: what you do is you bring them in and then
- 1:03:50Speaker 6: you bring them to the Chinese food restaurant in town,
- 1:03:53Speaker 6: and they take the whole fish and they create these
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: big steaming platters of general sows striped bass. That's incredible,
- 1:04:04Speaker 6: and it is like breaded unbelievable. Yeah, it's just chunks
- 1:04:08Speaker 6: of like you know, fried striped bass in General's house.
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: It's so good.
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: Didn't what when we did that video where we called
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: the KOBEA didn't wasn't there something where we could have
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: brought like if we were we weren't in the season
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: where we could keep it, but if we were, we
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: could have like pulled up to a place that would
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: have prepared it.
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: For probably that place where we where we pulled up
- 1:04:27Speaker 6: in that bar. Would they have taken them there?
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: It was say they said something about it, Yeah they did.
- 1:04:33Speaker 5: What are the best cities in the PNW? As guys
- 1:04:36Speaker 5: who hit the hit all of I five, Like, what
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: are what are some of the like hottest ones? Obviously
- 1:04:41Speaker 5: we know the heavy hitters, but any like underrated heat
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: out there, anything that's like fine under the radar.
- 1:04:47Speaker 8: I think right across the bridge from Seattle, like a
- 1:04:52Speaker 8: little bit what that's due east, there's a town called Bellevue.
- 1:04:56Speaker 8: But if you guys heard of it, but it's like
- 1:04:57Speaker 8: that's where from Yeah, I'd say it it's like the
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: nicer Seattle, cleaner, less homelessness, great shops and bars.
- 1:05:05Speaker 7: And it's like twenty thirty minutes. Gotta have a lot
- 1:05:09Speaker 7: of you gotta be pretty pretty wealthy to break into
- 1:05:12Speaker 7: the Bellevue market.
- 1:05:13Speaker 8: But I would say I'd be spending my time there
- 1:05:16Speaker 8: if I could. Living on the lake beautiful skyline. I
- 1:05:20Speaker 8: think that's kind of the under the radar PNW town.
- 1:05:24Speaker 8: I gotta come visit if you guys do it.
- 1:05:25Speaker 6: Dude, there there's there's an island. I don't know if
- 1:05:30Speaker 6: it's an island, but there's a something you take a
- 1:05:32Speaker 6: ferry too, that has like really nice houses on it.
- 1:05:36Speaker 7: Bainbridge Is that what it is?
- 1:05:37Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: So, and that's like could be the san Juans too.
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: You ever see like people taking seaplanes you see any
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: of that action out there?
- 1:05:45Speaker 6: No, I mean I haven't really been the only time
- 1:05:47Speaker 6: I ever did it. I was going out on that
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: we were going out to the island. I can't remember
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: the name of it.
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: And was it a short ferry ride or yeah, yeah, okay.
- 1:05:55Speaker 6: And there was this guy I'll never forget. He had
- 1:05:58Speaker 6: a horse trailer and the horse started freaking out and
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: kicked the door down and then ran out and jumped
- 1:06:07Speaker 6: off the boat and then got carved up in the propellers.
- 1:06:13Speaker 7: You're joking.
- 1:06:14Speaker 6: I'm thinking of The Ring. I'm thinking of the movie
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: The Ring.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: I feel like this would have made the news.
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: Ring that was not in my life, and there was
- 1:06:26Speaker 6: a lot of blood that was the Ring. Oh my god,
- 1:06:29Speaker 6: American remake of the first ringsted Did you rewatch it recently?
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: I just watched it. I just watched the Ring one
- 1:06:38Speaker 6: for the first time. I'd already seen. I've seen two
- 1:06:40Speaker 6: and three. Ring one is brilliant about the the American one.
- 1:06:46Speaker 6: I should have watched the Japanese one. Oh and have
- 1:06:49Speaker 6: you seen have you seen these? I think I hadn't
- 1:06:53Speaker 6: even known that it was a remake of a Japanese one.
- 1:06:56Speaker 6: And of course, you know, have.
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: You guys seen the Japanese Ring haven't?
- 1:07:01Speaker 7: Haven't? But put it on the list.
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: I didn't know. I didn't know that it was a remake. No,
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: they did the Grudge first too, write I think the
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: Japanese did the Grudge first.
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: Well, that would make sense because she's over there.
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
- 1:07:13Speaker 6: Yeah, And they just said, what if we put a
- 1:07:15Speaker 6: white in the same exact movie.
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: Yeah, they did it with a ship on it. Like
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: most movies, you can look up and it's like Korea
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: or Japan made that movie. Yeah, thirty years prior.
- 1:07:28Speaker 6: At least with the Ring, they had the decency to
- 1:07:30Speaker 6: put it in Seattle.
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: Yeah, the Ring is so fucking scary. It is because
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: the whole thing is like, if you watch this, you're
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: dead and you're watching it. Yeah, so they're like they.
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: Get you with that, like a little inception desk.
- 1:07:43Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, now you're good. I was gonna say, Francis,
- 1:07:48Speaker 8: that story reminds us we had a incident like a
- 1:07:50Speaker 8: year ago on it.
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: It reminds us had a crazy story.
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: That's our chemistry is just off the.
- 1:08:05Speaker 7: Yeah, you're thinking the same thing, right, we've been.
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: We've been telepathically channeling each other this whole episode.
- 1:08:12Speaker 8: There's a highway right off of I five, like a
- 1:08:15Speaker 8: year ago, a zebra got loose out of the back
- 1:08:19Speaker 8: of the carriage. Remind me when you were talking about
- 1:08:22Speaker 8: that story and the zebra was lost for like three
- 1:08:24Speaker 8: or four days. How could it possibly get lost in
- 1:08:28Speaker 8: the woods, So you can imagine everybody in the neighboring
- 1:08:31Speaker 8: towns are looking for this zebra. Finally found it. But
- 1:08:34Speaker 8: I think it was like a traveling circus going from
- 1:08:36Speaker 8: one place to the next. If you're talking about that
- 1:08:38Speaker 8: horse story, I go, I know, one with a zebra.
- 1:08:41Speaker 7: Yeah, it was wild man, it was in our news.
- 1:08:44Speaker 7: It was pretty crazy.
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: You think they would find that rather immediately?
- 1:08:47Speaker 6: I think it was. It was a forest of birch trees.
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: Well, yeah, like you mentioned, Harry, it's very easy to
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: spot a zebra lose yourself in the woods out there.
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true. You know, it's thick woods.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: If you want to disappear, it's probably the best place in.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: The What is the like evolutionary advantage of the zebra
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: having stripes?
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: There is there is? Yeah, it's camouflage.
- 1:09:11Speaker 5: To what to what area?
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: An old school prisoner.
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: That's how they escaped.
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: The horse with the striped pajamas. So that was a
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: Japanese movie.
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: You guys seen that, Yeah, yeah, made it classic.
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: The Japanese original was actually a horse with stripes.
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: Do you think it's like a cardinal where it's like,
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: the more beautiful your stripes are, the more like horny
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: you made that gotta be beautiful, good ass stripes.
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: Yeah, everything eventually comes back to being horn to fucking
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: yeah exactly.
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: Which brings us back to your guys, d ms. You've
- 1:09:49Speaker 5: got people trying to your voice.
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: It's crazy, it's crazy. There's a lot of desperate women
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: out there. Unfortunately.
- 1:09:57Speaker 5: Maybe maybe not though, maybe they're just like hot and
- 1:10:00Speaker 5: just like they've never done this before and they just
- 1:10:02Speaker 5: liked it, you know.
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true love perhaps, but I mean so like
- 1:10:06Speaker 4: the only parts of our bodies that we put in
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: our videos is our hands, and people just abuse me
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: like they're like, oh, those are the softest man hands
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: I've ever seen. I'm like, I put one body part
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: in the video and they find.
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: A way they're going to take what they can get.
- 1:10:19Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm with it.
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah.
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: You have nice fingernails, though, pretty shiny fingernails. Thank you,
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: do take more care of them, because that's your only
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: representation to the world. It's kind of your best foot
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: that you're putting forward dollars.
- 1:10:32Speaker 4: It certainly gets me to cut my fingernails on time,
- 1:10:36Speaker 4: but more than anything, more than that, not really.
- 1:10:38Speaker 6: Do you guys ever think who does the drive? Is
- 1:10:42Speaker 6: it always alternating the driver?
- 1:10:45Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: Yeah? And then do you ever think about wearing driving gloves?
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:10:51Speaker 6: Some fingerless Yeah, I'm starting to think about I'm starting
- 1:10:56Speaker 6: to think about it.
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: For what.
- 1:10:59Speaker 6: Just to take my driving war seriously, Yeah, kind of
- 1:11:02Speaker 6: like straps you in and gets you in the you know,
- 1:11:04Speaker 6: you get you wear the armor you're gonna drive.
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: I think if you get a driving gloves, though, you
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: got to get at least like an insane steering wheel something.
- 1:11:12Speaker 6: Yeah. Then for what I'll do on the steering wheels,
- 1:11:15Speaker 6: I'll get those beads.
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: No, no kind of print.
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: Well I haven't figured out what print I want yet,
- 1:11:22Speaker 6: but I just want people to when they get in
- 1:11:24Speaker 6: my car, be like, did you did you used to
- 1:11:29Speaker 6: drive a cab in York? Because this is the most
- 1:11:33Speaker 6: ethnic setup I've ever seen.
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: Thought about the beaded wheel.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: The beaded wheel, Oh yeah, right, they get every uber
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: driver's got the beaded wheel.
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: Is it nice on your hands?
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: It must be.
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a carpet tunnel. Yeah maybe. Yeah, releases
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: some sort of toxic if.
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: You make a hard right turn. It sounds like rainfall.
- 1:11:52Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like one of those sticks.
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. Yeah.
- 1:11:56Speaker 5: You guys switch cars. You guys are always the same car.
- 1:11:59Speaker 7: We switch cars. So like, I lived ten minutes from him,
- 1:12:03Speaker 7: so I'll come and.
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: He lives how far from you?
- 1:12:06Speaker 8: I was like, jeez, but I'll come over to his
- 1:12:09Speaker 8: house in the morning and then if I'm driving that day,
- 1:12:11Speaker 8: I'll pick him up, or vice versa, I'll leave my
- 1:12:13Speaker 8: car and then jump in with him.
- 1:12:15Speaker 7: So we're, you know, going back and forth.
- 1:12:18Speaker 6: Each time. I still didn't get the answer. I was
- 1:12:21Speaker 6: curious about you are just driving with him to work
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: and you don't and then what do you do?
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: I never got done telling you, guys, abo how sick
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: my life is. So I joined. With the little money
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: that we have earned, I joined the Equinox in Seattle
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: cool and They've got like a nice little co working
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: space there, and so what we literally do is we
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: drive in and if he's filming that that he just
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: air drops me all the videos and then I'll go
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: work out and then I sit down in the co
- 1:12:49Speaker 4: working space and I edit the video and I post
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: the video and by the time he's done work and
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: I'm usually just wrapping up.
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: Wow, it's a whole work day.
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we they mean there's probably like people
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: always say like, oh, we want to do a ride
- 1:13:00Speaker 4: along with you, and I'm like, the fifty five minutes
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: that you don't see is fucking boring. Like it's like
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: we're we are just commuted. Of course, Like they're like, oh,
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: I'll pay whatever, and I was like, I don't want
- 1:13:10Speaker 4: to charge you. You're just going to be in a
- 1:13:12Speaker 4: car with two dudes and then there's gonna be five
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: minutes of action.
- 1:13:15Speaker 6: Are you on the hunt the whole time? Are you
- 1:13:18Speaker 6: looking out the window the whole time?
- 1:13:21Speaker 4: It's like if you do it, if you're like looking
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: for it too much, it's like it you'll force it exactly.
- 1:13:27Speaker 4: So like what we say, what do we say all
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: the time, Craig, let.
- 1:13:30Speaker 7: The defense, Let the defense come to you.
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: We say, we don't say that, we say take what
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: the defense gives you. But you almost have I don't
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: think we say we say, let it come to you
- 1:13:46Speaker 4: and take what the defense gives you. But that was
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: kind of a nice little yeah, yeah, like the defense.
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: But no, it's like it's probably the same thing like
- 1:13:56Speaker 4: with you guys on the podcast. It's like if you overplan, yeah,
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: and like overthink about what you're gonna say or what
- 1:14:02Speaker 4: you're gonna do, it just doesn't It's not ever as funny.
- 1:14:05Speaker 4: It's just like getting in the car and letting what
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: happens happens.
- 1:14:09Speaker 8: The funny thing is is my job's remote. I'm not
- 1:14:12Speaker 8: We're not driving to go into an office, so we're
- 1:14:14Speaker 8: just getting out there to get out there. So we
- 1:14:17Speaker 8: just so I just work in the lobby next to Equinox,
- 1:14:21Speaker 8: just getting on Wi Fi.
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: And then I.
- 1:14:24Speaker 8: Mean, if you got we don't have the funds yet,
- 1:14:25Speaker 8: if you got, if you got half.
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: A million followers doing something, would you let being fired stop?
- 1:14:36Speaker 3: So neither of you guys work in an office.
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: No, but we did.
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: We did for six and a half years together.
- 1:14:43Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that was and you were filming
- 1:14:46Speaker 6: that whole time. How old is your page?
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: It's only we've only been posting. I think we started
- 1:14:52Speaker 4: in like March of twenty four.
- 1:14:55Speaker 8: Of twenty I think for about two three years, two
- 1:14:58Speaker 8: and a half three years, com.
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: Like two and a half years probably.
- 1:15:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: Did you guys get like a bulk of your followers
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: in the last year.
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been insane. I mean it we go through
- 1:15:07Speaker 4: these waves and like I have no idea what happens.
- 1:15:10Speaker 7: It's just like.
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: One day I'll wake up and we had twenty thousand followers,
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: twenty thousand more followers than we did the day.
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:18Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just like, I have no idea why
- 1:15:20Speaker 4: that happens, and it'll be like a video that we
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: posted like three months ago. Yeah, that's just like taking
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: the fuck off and yeah, and so over the last
- 1:15:30Speaker 4: thirty days we've gotten like ninety two or ninety three
- 1:15:33Speaker 4: thousand new followers.
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: I think they heard we were coming over. Ye, I
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: think it's the heat from Son of a Boy Dad.
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: Totally expect another hundred would Yeah, I'd expect to lose
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: some followers.
- 1:15:47Speaker 4: We've gone through phases of that too.
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: Oh really, yes, that myself just spot removal or when
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: they do those like cleanses.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: All the time. I'm constantly just just out with the
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: old and with the new.
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: Have you ever been able to like trace it to
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: like a very aggressive tweet. My friends actually sent me
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: one of your tweets that you took down. He has
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: the screenshot of it. Was it was a dude, It
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: was so funny. I was dying. It was a picture
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: of Livy Dune and Justin Jefferson and you quote tweeted
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: it and you were like, I know, bro Hatter scream Yeah,
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: It's like I know bro Hatter's screaming.
- 1:16:25Speaker 6: I was a banger.
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: I was crying when I tweeted.
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: So funny, and then he was like, I'm telling you
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: my friends are like it was a huge fans. Well
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: he said that.
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: You were like, you have to get the first reference
- 1:16:37Speaker 5: to that.
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: It was like a quote tweet under it was.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: A comment like it was like some it was like
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: it was like a hot couple posts.
- 1:16:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like the dude replied, and then some
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: other dude replied to that dude and was like, I
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: know you had her screaming like about like.
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: No, no, it was he said it to the girl.
- 1:16:54Speaker 5: He was like, oh, I bet that, and he's like, oh,
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: I know he had.
- 1:17:00Speaker 4: So he was like, yeah, this is one of his
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: better tweets. But he took some heat so he had
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: to take it down.
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I deleted. I delete tweets. Con I deleted two
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: tweets last night trying to get some good Epstein jokes
- 1:17:12Speaker 3: off and they weren't hidden felt bad. Honestly.
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: You want to run in the back, yeah, were they
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: just tell us.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: I was with Jerry and all them and I had
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: a good We were watching the Grammys and I was like,
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: it's crazy that they're all going to a kid fucking
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: party after this, got a big lie, got a big
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: laugh in the house, and it just didn't transnad over tone.
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: It's a shame. Jerry was like, you gotta tweet that,
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: and then I was like, no, no, And then I
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: walked upstairs and I was like, maybe I should sweet that,
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: and then I tweeted and I deleted it a minute later.
- 1:17:39Speaker 5: I had no motion, no zero motion.
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: Really it was wow. The Grammys were going on, which
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: is like peak motion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can.
- 1:17:49Speaker 5: Put some garbage online then still get a little bit. Damn.
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: It's a shame you try, you know, and got it
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: up there swung any other heaters that your your your
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: bro's like.
- 1:17:59Speaker 4: Of that's all.
- 1:18:01Speaker 5: I think.
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: That's all they sent me. They were sent me like, uh,
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: they sent me some of your podcasts to watch. I
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: think I don't think they miss an episode. These are
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: like my three best friends, all guys that were in
- 1:18:12Speaker 4: my wedding, and they sent me the episode that you
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: guys did after the Trump shooting, where you guys are
- 1:18:18Speaker 4: like on zoom, he goes, this is the best post
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: assassination coverage that you're gonna get.
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: That was one we had to re record.
- 1:18:25Speaker 7: Oh yeah, right.
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys started, You're like, we just canned an episode.
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: And yeah, we did an episode where we made a
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: joke about Trump being shot right right before then, like
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: the day before it was coming out. He got shot,
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: and we were like, oh, fuck, wow, I think that's
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: what happened.
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: Your guys' coverage was incredible, though. It was really good stuff,
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: really good stuff, gentlemen.
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: I don't think you did. I don't think he got
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: shot Trump. Yeah. Fake, yeah.
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: I mean a lot of people are saying a lot
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: of shootings are fake these days.
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: A lot of it. There's a lot of fake shit
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: going on in this country.
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: A lot of fake shootings.
- 1:19:02Speaker 6: He was keeping a small razor in his spandex something
- 1:19:06Speaker 6: like that to cut that ear.
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: He did the Shawn Michaels Yeah, like.
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: Faking out, and we can make that joke because he
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: didn't die exactly, he died, you know what I mean?
- 1:19:23Speaker 6: So you got.
- 1:19:26Speaker 5: It's all fair game.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: Spinning him on his finger like a basketballs disgusting, can
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: you guys? You guys have to keep it pretty PG
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: in your in your ship, You're you're dropping f bombs,
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: but it's like PG thirteen.
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: I guess I.
- 1:19:40Speaker 4: Wouldn't say that, pretty are I mean, I think PG
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: thirteen little r.
- 1:19:45Speaker 8: I mean, we're not making like racist jokes. You're right,
- 1:19:48Speaker 8: no nudity, we do no politics. We stay away from politics.
- 1:19:55Speaker 4: But no chance it was real that he got shot.
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: No politics.
- 1:20:02Speaker 4: But back to the Trump.
- 1:20:05Speaker 5: Oh my god.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: No.
- 1:20:06Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, like in the in the case that
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: we do get exposed, I think we're trying to save
- 1:20:12Speaker 4: face a little bit.
- 1:20:13Speaker 5: But well, I don't know how you could even put
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: politics in what you're doing, really.
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it's like not necessarily our lane.
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: I guess people always find a way. Oh yeah, I
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: was watching the Grammys last night.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: Yeah, the way out, fresh off sucking the kid.
- 1:20:29Speaker 5: Well, he was the guy that got the drugs to sedate.
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: The kids, so you know it's crazy. He was all
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: over the files. Was performing at the Grammys an hour later.
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: Yeah, damn no, No, you're exactly right z jay Z too.
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: But jay Z was out of the country, left the country.
- 1:20:48Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, they can't extradite me.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Hong Kong will not extradite one of their own.
- 1:20:54Speaker 6: He was.
- 1:20:57Speaker 5: Out of there fucking fast, bailed hard. Yeah, I couldn't
- 1:21:02Speaker 5: believe it. There's so many. The craziest part was Bill Gates.
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: Bill Gates was.
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: He got a st D and was and he was
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: mashing antibiotics and his wife's apple sauce like he was
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: trying to feed the kid pills.
- 1:21:16Speaker 6: Yeah, where's this your listening face is?
- 1:21:22Speaker 7: I was like, what did I just hear?
- 1:21:24Speaker 4: I think we missed the latest batch of the f bro.
- 1:21:28Speaker 6: I haven't spoken because I I'm a few pages behind
- 1:21:31Speaker 6: as well.
- 1:21:32Speaker 4: To date bad.
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: It's everyone, you know, it's like everyone you've ever heard.
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: Of, dude, Like they're saying zorn Mndnnie's mom is in it,
- 1:21:42Speaker 3: like everyone's figures. Everyone. It's crazy.
- 1:21:47Speaker 7: Russell Wilson, Yeah, gus.
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: They got Yeah, I guess trying to Russell Wilsons playing
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: trying to buy Epstein's plane. Yeah, what the fuck is that?
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: WHOA?
- 1:22:01Speaker 6: Well, he probably heard that it had bulletproof windows, it
- 1:22:04Speaker 6: was jacked up safe for landing in Newark?
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, crazy times. You guys got to read that
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: on the flight back. Would you guys watch on the
- 1:22:13Speaker 5: flight out and anything good?
- 1:22:16Speaker 7: I just watched, uh the Farmer's Insurance open. I watched
- 1:22:20Speaker 7: the golf all the way here, five hours straight.
- 1:22:22Speaker 4: Yep Craig absolute stick, like, yeah, very very good golfer. Cool,
- 1:22:30Speaker 4: very very good golfer. Nice back. I won't say what
- 1:22:33Speaker 4: country club. Back to back Masters champion at his country
- 1:22:36Speaker 4: club ran it back are His country club does like
- 1:22:40Speaker 4: a Masters. It's like their biggest tournament every year, and
- 1:22:43Speaker 4: he's won it back to back years.
- 1:22:45Speaker 7: Crazy, I can play it.
- 1:22:46Speaker 4: I'm really good when I'm with him, set up two
- 1:22:48Speaker 4: but with them.
- 1:22:49Speaker 5: In the full outfit, there you go, let's do it.
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: We would do that like he would even he would
- 1:22:53Speaker 4: really impress you. I'm very I'm such a better player
- 1:22:56Speaker 4: when I'm with him, because like he'll be like, use
- 1:22:59Speaker 4: this club, swing it this way.
- 1:23:01Speaker 5: He doesn't even have to tell you. He just thinks it.
- 1:23:03Speaker 6: You just absorb it, exactly.
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: I have to ask Francis every time I'm like what club, Literally.
- 1:23:08Speaker 6: I would say of the time it's six iron. Yeah,
- 1:23:12Speaker 6: it doesn't matter where we are. Yeah, that's his favorite.
- 1:23:15Speaker 6: It's his favorite club.
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: Six iron. It hit a light six iron here had
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: a heavy six iron.
- 1:23:21Speaker 4: I've gotten so six so reliant on him that when
- 1:23:26Speaker 4: I golf without him, I'm just fucking terrible. And I
- 1:23:29Speaker 4: think I've golf with you enough where You're like, oh,
- 1:23:31Speaker 4: we're just like one hundred and twenty five yards out,
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, goodna need more.
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: Than yeah anything?
- 1:23:36Speaker 6: Yeah, what's your what's your index?
- 1:23:39Speaker 7: I'm a plus one?
- 1:23:41Speaker 6: Oh my god?
- 1:23:42Speaker 7: I played in college?
- 1:23:43Speaker 6: He did?
- 1:23:43Speaker 5: I played bro exactly who you are?
- 1:23:46Speaker 7: Chose golf.
- 1:23:47Speaker 8: I chose golf from like an early age, so it's
- 1:23:50Speaker 8: always been my sport.
- 1:23:51Speaker 6: Cool Yeah, yeah, cool to high school.
- 1:23:53Speaker 7: Played in high school.
- 1:23:54Speaker 6: Yeah, play it up in college. Yes, retarded, just started.
- 1:24:00Speaker 6: Do you want to?
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: We've been Sam Altman and Scotti schell the whole time.
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: I played high school too, So I tipped the cap.
- 1:24:08Speaker 7: There you go, there you go.
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: You look good on a couple. I watched your guys
- 1:24:13Speaker 4: is round with the four play guys. You look good
- 1:24:16Speaker 4: out there.
- 1:24:17Speaker 6: Nice.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: You guys got to run it back? Do you mean
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: like I'm saying, they play again against you?
- 1:24:23Speaker 6: Guys?
- 1:24:23Speaker 3: We love it.
- 1:24:24Speaker 5: We love go out to Seattle.
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: Out that way has probably got some Seattle fish.
- 1:24:29Speaker 4: You guys come out, we'll fucking.
- 1:24:31Speaker 7: We'll set it down. We'll find a spot for sure,
- 1:24:33Speaker 7: fish to coomba fish.
- 1:24:36Speaker 6: I wonder if your club would let you play in
- 1:24:38Speaker 6: that time.
- 1:24:39Speaker 7: We've done, we've done it.
- 1:24:40Speaker 4: We've done it.
- 1:24:41Speaker 7: We've done a video out there and they loved it.
- 1:24:43Speaker 5: We didn't tell it.
- 1:24:43Speaker 4: We didn't tell him we were doing it cool because
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: I don't think they We didn't. We weren't sure that
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: they knew what they didn't. They didn't, they didn't know
- 1:24:49Speaker 4: that he was the guy. And so we did like
- 1:24:53Speaker 4: around and we were just like fucking around filming and
- 1:24:55Speaker 4: then like the club pro reached out to you.
- 1:24:56Speaker 7: Right, yeah, totally.
- 1:24:57Speaker 8: And this isn't like a nice, nice kind I don't
- 1:25:00Speaker 8: want to get you too excited when you guys come out, but.
- 1:25:02Speaker 6: We're not going to come all the way there for that.
- 1:25:04Speaker 7: No, No, we find a better course. We find a
- 1:25:06Speaker 7: better course.
- 1:25:07Speaker 4: We should come back out here to go.
- 1:25:08Speaker 6: With the guys.
- 1:25:08Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, for sure.
- 1:25:10Speaker 7: Yeah, we would love that.
- 1:25:11Speaker 4: If you guys ever have shows out there, we should
- 1:25:13Speaker 4: do like a we could pick you up from the airport.
- 1:25:15Speaker 6: Ooh that's fun.
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
- 1:25:18Speaker 4: Back on the shoulder.
- 1:25:19Speaker 6: Yeah, sort of like a carpool karaoke meets cash cab.
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: Okay, I have this idea for a show. Can I
- 1:25:26Speaker 4: pitch it to you guys? And just like because I
- 1:25:28Speaker 4: feel like you do a lot of shows. You're around
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: a lot of ideas. You tell me, like if this
- 1:25:33Speaker 4: is a good idea or not. So it's like carpool
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: karaoke meets MTV cribs. We find like celebrities. How do
- 1:25:43Speaker 4: celebrities get from point A to point B? How does
- 1:25:46Speaker 4: Travis Kelcey get from the airport to where he's going?
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: How does Meek Mill in his bulletproof g wagon get
- 1:25:56Speaker 4: from one area of Philadelphia to another area Philadelphia?
- 1:26:00Speaker 5: That's so nice a little ride with me?
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, maybe play some tunes, yell at some pedestrians
- 1:26:07Speaker 4: that are walking too slow?
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: Do you think they do that? Do you think Meek
- 1:26:10Speaker 5: Mills doing that?
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: It's one of the greatest joys of my life being
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: able to fuck with pedestrians in a car. But do
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: you think that other people? What percentage of the population
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: is hollering out the window?
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: I could see me not being a huge fan of
- 1:26:21Speaker 4: our content now that you mention it.
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: What person do you really think that people like actually
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: fuck with other people on the road.
- 1:26:29Speaker 5: I think it's less fun.
- 1:26:30Speaker 4: You've had a lot of like celebrities follow us, really,
- 1:26:32Speaker 4: so like I think we could convince some of our
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: people that follow us to do it, knowing that they
- 1:26:38Speaker 4: already like.
- 1:26:39Speaker 5: Enjoy I think they could. I'm asking what percent of
- 1:26:41Speaker 5: the population.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: I want to know your thoughts on this too, Like
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: how many people in the car are fucking with people
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: on the road.
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: I guess you don't really do that. You like yell
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: out your window at people?
- 1:26:50Speaker 6: No, I don't really do you know, like.
- 1:26:51Speaker 5: Hey dog, nice human or anything like that. Yeah, I
- 1:26:56Speaker 5: haven't heard that. That's a great one.
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: Who's walking home.
- 1:27:00Speaker 5: And that's funny. Before you do the beep and you wave,
- 1:27:04Speaker 5: but like you.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: Look the other way, so the person looks at you
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: like you're going slow past somebody.
- 1:27:08Speaker 5: You beep and they like look at you, but you're
- 1:27:10Speaker 5: waving the other direction.
- 1:27:11Speaker 6: The whole car. This is the show quiver. He's got
- 1:27:14Speaker 6: a deep quiver.
- 1:27:15Speaker 4: Yeah, we could do the first one with you.
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: In my dream, somebody has there in the crosswalk and
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: they like fall over and then you get like a
- 1:27:23Speaker 5: light felony. A couple of years later they find out.
- 1:27:26Speaker 4: So you have seen our content before today? Yeah, of course,
- 1:27:29Speaker 4: that's just that's crazy. People actually watch it and like it.
- 1:27:32Speaker 5: It's so hard for my buddy Mike would send it
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: to me all the time.
- 1:27:34Speaker 7: Shout up Mike, Shout up Mike.
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: Legend, an absolute legend in the game. He just loved
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: the funk around and your respect for good loads on trucks.
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: People love that ship. They love it because you think
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: about how much time that really does take to really
- 1:27:49Speaker 4: secure a nice load on a flatbed. Oh yeah, it's
- 1:27:52Speaker 4: just it's doesn't happen over two though, like you just
- 1:27:55Speaker 4: have it's like making your bed right, like how the
- 1:27:57Speaker 4: Japanese will make a perfect bed and like four second
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: and so there's probably just the way you couldn't stack
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: it in a racket and just get it right. The
- 1:28:03Speaker 4: Japanese always do it first.
- 1:28:05Speaker 8: And the amount of ones we see that people just
- 1:28:07Speaker 8: half asset with just flaps going all over the place.
- 1:28:12Speaker 7: It's pissing rain and their woods getting like what do you?
- 1:28:15Speaker 7: Who let you leave the lot? Like what are you doing?
- 1:28:19Speaker 5: My sister was driving this weekend and a sheet of
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: ice came flying off somebody else's roof and smoked her windshield,
- 1:28:27Speaker 5: shattered her windshield.
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: Bad road etiquette. No, I would love to get a
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: ruling on this one from the fellas.
- 1:28:33Speaker 4: Oh. Absolutely, I think it's illegal to leave your driveway
- 1:28:37Speaker 4: or parking spot without dusting your car off. I'm pretty sure.
- 1:28:39Speaker 5: And that's probably the windshield for sure, but the roof too,
- 1:28:42Speaker 5: I mean it wasn't dusting. It was like this much.
- 1:28:45Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure, like you have to get the snow
- 1:28:47Speaker 4: off your car.
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: Like it's really I think that is true? What I
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: think that is right?
- 1:28:52Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:28:52Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm not one hundred percent sure. But like
- 1:28:56Speaker 4: another very surprising fan base of our page, state patrol
- 1:29:00Speaker 4: a lot.
- 1:29:01Speaker 3: They're probably writing down license plate numbers.
- 1:29:04Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And we interviewed a state trooper and he
- 1:29:10Speaker 4: was saying, like a big percentage of highway deaths are
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: due to unsecured loads. So he's like, what you guys
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: are doing. I know you're like being funny, but like
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: it's actually probably saving lives. You hear that.
- 1:29:22Speaker 5: Final destination Yeah, and final destination.
- 1:29:27Speaker 4: Sketch out. We have so many.
- 1:29:29Speaker 6: Because there's so much timber moving around that part of
- 1:29:31Speaker 6: the country. Timber, so much timber going around. Yeah is
- 1:29:35Speaker 6: that coming from I mean, Oregon is obviously the real
- 1:29:38Speaker 6: timber capital of America, and they're where they going. They're
- 1:29:43Speaker 6: coming up through Seattle area.
- 1:29:45Speaker 4: We got plenty of timber up, a.
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: Lot of timbers going south, going everywhere.
- 1:29:51Speaker 4: So I actually learned about this recently. They used to
- 1:29:53Speaker 4: like cut trees down and they would just throw the
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: logs in the river and let them go downstream, and
- 1:29:59Speaker 4: then wh ever needed it like picked it up on
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: the way down. But yeah, so it's like I think,
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: it just goes everywhere. It goes all over the country.
- 1:30:06Speaker 4: The trees out by us.
- 1:30:08Speaker 5: Yeah, that's spooky as hell. The unsecured load very spooky.
- 1:30:13Speaker 5: That's nasty, very spooky.
- 1:30:14Speaker 4: You see some real bang up jobs out there.
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, good load management is a fucking ideal.
- 1:30:21Speaker 7: A lot of oversized, a lot oversize.
- 1:30:23Speaker 4: The oversized thing, though, like I think we're giving out
- 1:30:26Speaker 4: the oversize a little too much.
- 1:30:29Speaker 3: Meetings, a lot of meetings. After this, he does the
- 1:30:37Speaker 3: second episode.
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: Have you guys thought about doing the pot I haven't
- 1:30:43Speaker 5: seen the pod yet. You do it in the car?
- 1:30:46Speaker 4: No, do it in my garage?
- 1:30:48Speaker 5: What about doing it in the car.
- 1:30:50Speaker 4: It's just too hard to like.
- 1:30:51Speaker 6: They have to do it in their garage because every
- 1:30:53Speaker 6: business and fucking.
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: Good stuff.
- 1:30:59Speaker 7: Right, We did do one last night in my hotel room.
- 1:31:02Speaker 4: That's true.
- 1:31:02Speaker 7: You should see how small my hotel room it is.
- 1:31:05Speaker 7: Hilarious or something. No, no, I don't think is that
- 1:31:09Speaker 7: a nice one? No, this is like the Citizen Citizen M. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:31:14Speaker 7: you know that one.
- 1:31:16Speaker 3: You know, in the room, the smallest place I've ever been.
- 1:31:19Speaker 8: The bed goes from one side of the wall to
- 1:31:21Speaker 8: the other side. So we both sat on my bed
- 1:31:24Speaker 8: podcast like.
- 1:31:25Speaker 4: Drake and Bobby in the bed together as like the
- 1:31:30Speaker 4: colors change of the room.
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, gone, I fun with that, to be honest,
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: Like the iPad is not bad.
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: Changed along bus ride in Vietnam or something like that.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: You're just like kind of wedge in there.
- 1:31:46Speaker 3: I hated it when they first booked me there because
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: we were traveling for work and they were both staying
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: at the Four Seasons. I was with the Citizen M.
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: It happens.
- 1:31:53Speaker 6: It happened. No, no, I'm we were not at the
- 1:31:58Speaker 6: same hotel, but we were both good hotel.
- 1:32:00Speaker 5: It was the Three Little it was the Three Bears.
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:32:02Speaker 5: I had the ports that was just right.
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too hot cold, And I was in the
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: Citizen M and I was pissed at first, but once
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: I got the iPad in my hands, I was I
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: was satisfied.
- 1:32:14Speaker 7: How about the toilet meeting the shower.
- 1:32:15Speaker 3: I did not like that at all. That's crazy wild,
- 1:32:19Speaker 3: it's insane.
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of like it. You can kill two
- 1:32:21Speaker 4: birds with one stone.
- 1:32:22Speaker 3: You could just ship in the shower. Yeah, you could
- 1:32:25Speaker 3: be fully lathered up and there's like there's no there's
- 1:32:27Speaker 3: no like divider between the shower and the floor either.
- 1:32:31Speaker 3: Right now, it's spilling out.
- 1:32:33Speaker 6: Very Japanese, very Japanese. They're big on all of us.
- 1:32:37Speaker 5: Dude, I saw a Japanese. Japanese. Japan sells jerk off
- 1:32:40Speaker 5: rooms on like a one hour thing.
- 1:32:42Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: It's like places where only dudes can go and you
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: just go and be crank and crank. Yeah, it's just
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: like if you want to get out of your house
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: to crank.
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea, Yeah, not bad.
- 1:32:52Speaker 5: They're bigger than the apartments, but it's like it's like,
- 1:32:56Speaker 5: I guess it's nice, I don't know, but just like
- 1:32:57Speaker 5: cranking in the I don't know, and like the communal
- 1:33:01Speaker 5: space where other men have quite literally.
- 1:33:06Speaker 6: Go ahead come before you, standing in the footsteps of
- 1:33:13Speaker 6: men who have literally come before me.
- 1:33:15Speaker 5: Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, it's kind of nasty.
- 1:33:19Speaker 6: Yeah, I uh, I gotta get to Japan. I think
- 1:33:22Speaker 6: I'm ready to go. I think I'm just gonna go
- 1:33:26Speaker 6: just to shop. So I'm gonna go for.
- 1:33:28Speaker 5: Like four days, go stop over and I will in Washington.
- 1:33:32Speaker 7: Your parents are just are you a guitar player?
- 1:33:35Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:33:36Speaker 7: So I guess my parents are just there. So if
- 1:33:38Speaker 7: you're in a Fender, they've got the only Fender storefront
- 1:33:43Speaker 7: in the world. So if you really yeah, it's really cool,
- 1:33:45Speaker 7: like three stories, like beautiful art, you know, super super
- 1:33:49Speaker 7: like high end guitars. So if you're into that, I
- 1:33:52Speaker 7: definitely stop there.
- 1:33:53Speaker 6: I'm embarrassed. Is Fender made in Japan?
- 1:33:56Speaker 7: I guess they use like a Japanese wood over there,
- 1:33:59Speaker 7: but it's the only like storefront in the world. Yeah,
- 1:34:02Speaker 7: obviously you can get it.
- 1:34:03Speaker 5: Yeah, but you want you want something that sounds Japanese?
- 1:34:06Speaker 6: Bro?
- 1:34:07Speaker 5: Yeah, you want something that has.
- 1:34:08Speaker 6: A little is she knakazaki? Yeah? Hockey?
- 1:34:13Speaker 5: Yeah something? Yeah? You need some syllables?
- 1:34:16Speaker 6: Yeah you really do.
- 1:34:18Speaker 5: Yeah, go shop, bring a guitar back.
- 1:34:21Speaker 6: Yeah sure, well sure, well.
- 1:34:24Speaker 5: That would be so ridiculous.
- 1:34:25Speaker 6: Pack wrap it and denim. Yep, have it all fucking
- 1:34:29Speaker 6: wrapped up. I got so much stuff to buy. Man,
- 1:34:32Speaker 6: the yen so weak.
- 1:34:34Speaker 5: Is it the dollars getting weak though, isn't it.
- 1:34:36Speaker 6: I don't know, isn't it?
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: Boys?
- 1:34:37Speaker 3: Fifty right now?
- 1:34:39Speaker 5: Dollars a fifty cents to what a dollar? Yesterday's dollar.
- 1:34:46Speaker 3: It's not good half, just like that.
- 1:34:48Speaker 6: It's just cut cut in half.
- 1:34:50Speaker 5: Yep, yeah, right for once, he's exactly right.
- 1:34:56Speaker 6: All right, Well, you guys are awesome. Check out I
- 1:35:00Speaker 6: five commuters. Yes, that's the page, right.
- 1:35:03Speaker 4: Yes, I five dot commuters on just about everything.
- 1:35:07Speaker 6: Yeah, very cool.
- 1:35:08Speaker 3: Is the podcast same name?
- 1:35:10Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't really have a name for it. Yeah,
- 1:35:12Speaker 4: it's just like on our YouTube page. Yeah, just kind
- 1:35:15Speaker 4: of going by the seat of our pants right.
- 1:35:16Speaker 3: Now, nothing wrong with that.
- 1:35:17Speaker 5: What about just commuters?
- 1:35:20Speaker 4: Just call the show commuters, I guess unless it's taken.
- 1:35:24Speaker 7: Our handle for our pod is at show on the
- 1:35:27Speaker 7: Road pod.
- 1:35:27Speaker 5: Okay, so that's a name.
- 1:35:29Speaker 3: That's a name right there, that's.
- 1:35:37Speaker 7: The name of the show.
- 1:35:38Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:35:39Speaker 4: We didn't talk about this.
- 1:35:45Speaker 6: I prefer.
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: It helps the s c O.
- 1:35:52Speaker 4: Had a really good idea.
- 1:35:55Speaker 3: Cool, Yeah, thank you, thanks for the presence.
- 1:36:02Speaker 7: Yes, appreciate this.
- 1:36:04Speaker 6: But on his behalf, he's very grateful for the Yes,
- 1:36:08Speaker 6: you're welcome.
- 1:36:09Speaker 4: It's it's good stuff.
- 1:36:10Speaker 5: My ears are ringing from the sault too. It's nice.
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: Is that usually happened to you?
- 1:36:14Speaker 3: No stroke?
- 1:36:18Speaker 4: All right, all right, thank you guys, Thanks guys.
- 1:36:22Speaker 6: Great, awesome, We're good. Sweet m.
- 1:37:00Speaker 10: One way, I was only phoning my bad.
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- 1:37:17Speaker 3: Was so.
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- 1:37:24Speaker 3: Summon no.
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- 1:37:45Speaker 10: in one I was on your phone in line.
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