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The 3 Man Weave w/ Francis Ellis | Son of a Boy Dad #130 · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 1: as you set us off already. Welcome back to the
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Speaker 1: Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today. It is Tuesday,
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Speaker 1: August twenty ninth. Most Dangerous Game Show comes out tonight. Yes,
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Speaker 1: well just once this podcast is out, you can go
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Speaker 1: watch that Most Dangerous Game Show right now.
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Speaker 2: And the schedule for that every Tuesday at eight o'clock
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Speaker 2: every Tuesday, you know him, once a week. Are you
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Speaker 2: even you're doing talking about it? Spread out? I like it? Like,
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Speaker 2: are you sure you like it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: It's this new thing like periodic programming.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good idea.
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Speaker 5: It's fucking nuts.
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Speaker 1: Everybody's already like no sas mean, no watch but uh,
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Speaker 1: luckily we do have Francis on not only this show,
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Speaker 1: but on Barshall's Most Dangerous Game Show.
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Speaker 4: That's right, you get one half of Franz Squatch in
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Speaker 4: this Year's Most Dangerous Game Show. And I'll tell you what.
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Speaker 2: I didn't fucking mail it in, Like he tried his hardest.
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Speaker 2: I unplug this and don't want to look at it.
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Speaker 5: Just turn it around.
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Speaker 4: Wasn't I wasn't lying low, which is the correct way
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Speaker 4: to say that.
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Speaker 5: He doesn't want to see himself.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's gonna be fucking uh, it's gonna be sweet,
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Speaker 1: but you don't have to promote that. What the hell
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Speaker 1: have you guys been up to?
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Speaker 2: Not much? Just got back to New York yesterday. Just chilling, dude.
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Speaker 4: I don't know how you do it. I don't know
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Speaker 4: how you can just get away with the ship that
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Speaker 4: you get away with.
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Speaker 2: What did I get away with?
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Speaker 4: You know? Just being kind of at at your own distance.
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Speaker 2: I wasn't at my own distance. I went home last
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Speaker 2: week after the Barstool of Awards.
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Speaker 1: But he runs at exact his own pace. He's not
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Speaker 1: he doesn't get there's no rabbit that he's going to chase.
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Speaker 1: No there's nothing that's going to take him out of
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Speaker 1: the But so last time we saw each other Barstool Awards.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Actually the three of us ended our night together kind
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Speaker 1: of kind of happily, right.
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Speaker 2: That wasn't It was great.
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Speaker 1: In the morning, we were smoking to join outside of
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Speaker 1: Sassin Francis's hotel.
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Speaker 2: Just talking about you know, we were talking about comedy.
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Speaker 4: A surprise, and then Sass and I went inside and
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Speaker 4: we did what we always do. We went to the
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Speaker 4: vending machine.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got snacks and then uh, only my card,
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Speaker 2: my card works twice. It was only you could only
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Speaker 2: use card. You and I got a giant and sack
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Speaker 2: and then it stopped work.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he broke it. Francis couldn't get any short circuit
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Speaker 4: of it, and I was trying to not let him.
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Speaker 4: I think I was trying to not let you get
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Speaker 4: the junk food that you wanted, and I was trying
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Speaker 4: to select something healthier for you. I don't think heat wrestling,
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Speaker 4: and I loved that.
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Speaker 2: Then it broke. France couldn't get Francis wanted to get
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Speaker 2: a Fiji water. That's all he wanted, was it.
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Speaker 4: I wanted some water that's not filling up one of
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Speaker 4: those stupid plastic cups.
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Speaker 2: That you had water in the hotel.
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Speaker 1: They tell him about the ills of eating right before
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Speaker 1: you go to bed.
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Speaker 4: What are you doing. You're spiking your blood sugar at
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Speaker 4: a time when you're supposed to be coming down.
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Speaker 2: You're disrupting your metabolism. I didn't neat enough that day.
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Speaker 4: I didn't eat anything. Yeah, you know what you did.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I needed I didn't want to be hung
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Speaker 2: over the next day, so I got a Gatorade zero.
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Speaker 4: It's such a college mentality.
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Speaker 2: I got a g zip and I got some Dorito's.
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Speaker 4: It's what they tell you an alcohol.
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Speaker 2: EDU know that that helped you. I mean, I've seen
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Speaker 2: you guys hung over, and it looks significantly worse than I.
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Speaker 2: I look hungover. I wasn't ten years older than You
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Speaker 2: can see Rome when Ron's ungover because it comes down.
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Speaker 2: He's never wearing a hat when he's hung over.
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Speaker 1: Always his hair is all macy. You can like smell
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Speaker 1: the alcohol through my hair. Fucking a disgusting feeling. But
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Speaker 1: at the same time I always comes he comes.
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Speaker 2: Down from the into the hotel, I'll be just soaking
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Speaker 2: wet every time. His cheeks are all red.
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Speaker 1: No, it's because I work out the morning after I
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Speaker 1: drink to try and lick the hangover.
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Speaker 2: It's a terrible idea, terrible idea.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a man's move. That's a move that you
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Speaker 1: have to be doing. No, I'm not eating gee zips
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Speaker 1: before I fucking go to bed.
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Speaker 2: It's a mistake. That's the hangover cure.
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Speaker 1: Did you offer to share your doritas with Francis one?
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Speaker 1: A tiny bag of I didn't want an I wasn't
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Speaker 1: having that.
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Speaker 4: Couldn't ration them out for your boy unless they'd had
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Speaker 4: some you know, Quenwa crisps or some cauliflower puffs which
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Speaker 4: you can sometimes find in gas stations.
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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, those are nice, but it's a skinny pop.
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Speaker 1: They're still like the same as fins. Can I can
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Speaker 1: I rewind us and for some Oreo fins.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, take the cream out, chew them up, spit them out,
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Speaker 2: don't swallow.
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Speaker 5: Take us back to win.
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Speaker 4: Let me rewind us to a very amazing moment. And
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Speaker 4: I'm glad you guys are having me on today. I
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Speaker 4: appreciate it because this is where I would want to
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Speaker 4: break this down. So Sas was supposed to present at
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Speaker 4: the Barseol Awards show. Uh, and he only found out
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Speaker 4: day of that you were not not you've been.
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Speaker 2: I found out through Brandon that I was not on
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Speaker 2: the act live on the Act.
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Speaker 4: A lot of people had been spiked from the show.
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Speaker 4: I assumed I had been spiked as well. I was not,
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Speaker 4: which I was thrilled by. Now I did something, let me,
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Speaker 4: I want to I want to hear your take on
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Speaker 4: how this all unfolded. Sas was really bummed out. He'd
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Speaker 4: written some really good jokes. We'd been spitballing jokes back
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Speaker 4: and forth and I he was pissed, and he was
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Speaker 4: sort of confiding in me, which is good.
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Speaker 5: By the way that he cared. I think that Sash.
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Speaker 2: Has u because there's no other scenario where I would
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Speaker 2: use those jokes like what am I gonna wait for
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Speaker 2: the fortieth anniversary and then reuse these jokes spot on?
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Speaker 4: Yeah. So I said, Hey, I don't know if this
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Speaker 4: is something you'd want, but I would happily. Uh, have
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Speaker 4: you give me some of the jokes since I'm presenting,
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Speaker 4: and I will credit you on stage with the jokes.
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Speaker 4: And he was like, yeah, I'm okay with that. I'm
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Speaker 4: like okay. So we meet before the Award show. We're
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Speaker 4: spitballing jokes. I run my set. He and I work
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Speaker 4: on some of his jokes. He gives me a great joke.
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Speaker 4: He gave me the joke where he said, you know
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Speaker 4: when Dave sold the company and bought it back for
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Speaker 4: a dollar? I texted him congratulations, and Smitty texted him jew.
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Speaker 2: Now that's an incredible joke for what it's worth.
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Speaker 4: SAS's original version of that joke was I texted Dave congratulations,
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Speaker 4: and then I stole Smitty's phone and texted him juw. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: we trimmed it down. That was the what the what
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Speaker 4: Smitty said happened? I said, no, we need to, we
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Speaker 4: need to, we need to hit this hard language. Well,
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Speaker 4: it's more like it's funnier if we continue the narrative
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Speaker 4: that we that Dave thinks Smitty was the one who
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Speaker 4: sent the text all those years ago, and Sas was like, great,
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Speaker 4: so to me, that is a collaborative work on that joke.
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Speaker 4: Nine percent of the credit goes to SaaS. I helped
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Speaker 4: you with some of yours too. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely.
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Speaker 2: I said, ditch that. Say this.
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Speaker 4: You'll see where I'm going. Okay, on stage, I do
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Speaker 4: the joke, joke murders. It was probably almost certainly the
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Speaker 4: best joke of my set. The night Dave goes on
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Speaker 4: Yeah next day to say on radio, that's the best
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Speaker 4: joke of all time. It certainly is not no that
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Speaker 4: this is a guy who hates stand up comedy, hates jokes.
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Speaker 4: There's a clip of him laughing his head off, right,
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Speaker 4: I have you you've watched some of the Comedy Central roasts.
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Speaker 4: Have you ever you know that all those presenters, none
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Speaker 4: of them have people write their jokes for them. Have
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Speaker 4: you ever in the history of the Comedy Central roasts
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Speaker 4: seen one of those comedians, after telling a very good joke, say,
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Speaker 4: by the way, so and so wrote that joke. No,
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Speaker 4: that's never happened, right, So I'm patting myself on the
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Speaker 4: back here. We're doing something. The agreement.
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Speaker 2: The agreement was, I would give you the joke if
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Speaker 2: you said I said, if you said I wrote.
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Speaker 4: It, you did give credit, or or or I could
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Speaker 4: have or I could have not done your joke and
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Speaker 4: and then done all and done no credit.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, So what's your what's your beef?
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Speaker 4: Don't have any He doesn't have a beef.
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Speaker 2: This is just me. I walked away. Well, this is
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Speaker 2: me being frustrated and airing it.
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Speaker 4: And so to close this out, uh, you know, I
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Speaker 4: give Sas the credit, right and then and then the
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Speaker 4: next day on radio, Dave says, that was the best
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Speaker 4: joke of all time. And then Tommy Smokes was like,
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Speaker 4: wait a minute, that was actually SaaS. That was Sass
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Speaker 4: who wrote it. That was Sass assass, And uh, I
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Speaker 4: don't get any credit whatsoever for any of my jokes.
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Speaker 4: Everyone liked your jokes. Everyone liked your joke in my set,
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Speaker 4: which you got credit for because you'm magnanimous, because I
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Speaker 4: have a big vote.
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Speaker 2: I wrote the joke. I have a big heart.
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Speaker 1: He has a big heart, and he was giving and
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Speaker 1: he put you on the map, and you got the
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Speaker 1: credit for it.
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Speaker 5: No one would have even had I thought your name.
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Speaker 2: Got the credit?
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Speaker 4: What me?
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Speaker 2: Don't think I didn't deserve the credit.
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Speaker 5: It was my joke.
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Speaker 4: I ask you this, I tell the joke. Yeah, move on,
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Speaker 4: don't don't give you credit. What do you do?
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Speaker 2: Are you taking it online? And I would have gone,
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Speaker 2: I wrote that joke by the way.
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Speaker 4: Too, that's a lot smaller than what I did.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but I don't. I'm not. I was talking
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Speaker 2: about this with Nick actually that day when I was like,
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Speaker 2: I don't know how you do this because Nick writes
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Speaker 2: jokes all the time for people, right, I was like,
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Speaker 2: I don't know how you can live with that with
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Speaker 2: like there's something that we'll being like, damn. That was
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Speaker 2: so fucking Nick and I.
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Speaker 4: It's something about, you know, we don't necessarily need credit
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Speaker 4: for everything I do.
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Speaker 2: That we can tell that just bought me like three
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Speaker 2: more months at this company.
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Speaker 4: You're welcome that credit. I need the crew welcome. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: how about a fucking thank you?
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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm thanking you for or doing something.
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Speaker 2: Did a great job delivering the joke. I was happy
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Speaker 2: with that. Ever done that was you a You said
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Speaker 2: it to me first, I'll give you credit and I
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Speaker 2: said awesome. And then at the when we were going
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Speaker 2: over the jokes in that room for like an hour,
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Speaker 2: I said, are you gonna give credit on that? You said, yeah,
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Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
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Speaker 4: On another piece that I forgot to mention, I watched
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Speaker 4: a clip of you chewing out Blatman and in that
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Speaker 4: clip someone was like, uh, you said something like blah
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Speaker 4: blah blah jokes jokes and they were someone was like, well,
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Speaker 4: why didn't you? I don't know. And then you were like,
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Speaker 4: because Francis wanted them, remember that?
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Speaker 2: Oh no, because Big Cat was going to use them.
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Speaker 2: And then I said, no, I'd rather have Francis too.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, you said Francis, it's too late. Francis wanted him.
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Speaker 2: I think that was just saying that to be annoying
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Speaker 2: a big Cat. Oh yeah, let's be clear, I didn't
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Speaker 2: want them, you want you wanted them back? He get
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Speaker 2: my hands on that ju joke.
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Speaker 4: I had confident to my joke.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew I was going to have you. You know,
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Speaker 2: you needed a little cherry on top. And joke was
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Speaker 2: I didn't get any credit for it. What's the point.
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Speaker 2: You got to feel the laughs? So you think I
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Speaker 2: wanted to feel the laughs? Brother?
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Speaker 4: You do a cover song up there?
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Speaker 2: Oh dude, there's some good cover songs out there. They're sure,
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Speaker 2: are you did a great cover?
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Speaker 1: You're like Tracy Chapman being in the audience, says, so
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Speaker 1: one plays fast Car. You got to feel the buzz
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Speaker 1: of every the laughter in the room. You got to
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Speaker 1: bask in it and be like, yeah, that was that
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Speaker 1: was me. And the immediate recognition that Francis.
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Speaker 2: Got I'm not I'm not like, I'm happy with no gratitude.
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Speaker 2: That was great gratitude how it went. I was very
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Speaker 2: happy with how it went.
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Speaker 4: Tell you what if the roles were reversed, He's not
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Speaker 4: giving me credit.
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Speaker 2: I would undred percent giving you. Francis wrote that one.
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Speaker 5: After the biggest laugh.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously, if Francis asked me to, I would have
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Speaker 2: been shocked. If you were like, if you just didn't
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Speaker 2: say anything, it would have been crazy.
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Speaker 1: He looked at you.
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Speaker 4: I'm present, I'm presenting set.
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Speaker 5: Set like Evilly looked.
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Speaker 2: But it wasn't like a traditional if it was like
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Speaker 2: a legitimate roast.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I will say all jokes aside. Uh
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Speaker 4: you know, I do the joke and then I'm like
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Speaker 4: looking at my thing, I'm nervous. Yeah, and I'm like, okay,
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Speaker 4: on to the next one. And I think I started
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Speaker 4: to tell the next joke, and then I was like,
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Speaker 4: ah wait, bring yeah, you did hold that joke orse
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Speaker 4: he wrote that joke. That was a SaaS joke. All
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Speaker 4: credit to SaaS.
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Speaker 2: Did you know how many pay per view buys it
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Speaker 2: had when you were up there? Ouse, I would have
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Speaker 2: been shitting my pants. Is it a ton I think
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Speaker 2: it was like forty k right, fifty Holy shit, I
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Speaker 2: knew forty k people were watching live. I would have
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Speaker 2: crumbled on stage.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, how many pay per view buys? Was your last
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Speaker 1: time being on stage for barstool? Not enough to keep
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Speaker 1: me at the company.
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Speaker 2: It's a low blow, low blow Penry.
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Speaker 4: There By the way, I want to explain one more thing, Jesus,
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Speaker 4: I prefaced that whole set by being like, this might
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Speaker 4: be the last three minutes of my time at the company.
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Speaker 4: And the reason was I had a bunch of jokes written.
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Speaker 4: He got I had a couple of jokes out. This
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Speaker 4: is the other reason I was frustrated. My best joke
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Speaker 4: of my entire set it is forbidden from telling by
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Speaker 4: whom I'm not gonna say.
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Speaker 2: Okay, but somebody who you were enough to forbid. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: too much. One of the two people that he's respected
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Speaker 2: enough to forbid.
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Speaker 4: I was told don't do it, and uh, that would
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Speaker 4: have been I think the joke that might have towed it,
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Speaker 4: gone toe to toe.
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Speaker 2: That was a very funny joke. Have been like that
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Speaker 2: was mine? Yeah, wrote yeahs did not has had nothing
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Speaker 2: to do with that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was going to take credit for it,
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Speaker 1: like push a t taking credit for Kanye's ship.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's gonna be like, that's all mine.
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Speaker 2: Not that, not that anyone gives a fuck. But I
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Speaker 2: do think that the show would have been better if
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Speaker 2: they dropped the house lights by like a lot of
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Speaker 2: the fact that it was brightened there. It was like, no,
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Speaker 2: like people are making jokes about like Erica and Dave
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Speaker 2: and then you're just like sitting next to Erica and Dave. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: they're looking at everyone laughing.
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Speaker 4: You can't laugh behind some Smitty came up to me
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Speaker 4: after the shows, legitimately angry that we had done that joke.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he wasn't happy.
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Speaker 5: What did he say.
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Speaker 4: He said something about not wanting, you know, not wanting
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Speaker 4: his kids twenty years from now to find out that
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Speaker 4: that find that or something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if his kids twenty years from now are watching that,
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Speaker 2: he's got bigger problems. If they're like sitting down watching
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Speaker 2: the twentieth Barstool Anniversary.
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Speaker 4: And that like I'm jokingly crediting a fucking running bit.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, him, I don't think that. I don't think it
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Speaker 2: was bad at all. No, I don't think he actually
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Speaker 2: was mad either. No, I mean also, everybody got it
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Speaker 2: that night. Yeah, most worse than that, everybody, I was
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Speaker 2: probably the most lows did.
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Speaker 4: That was the part that pissed me off was that,
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Speaker 4: you know, after I was told not to do the
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Speaker 4: joke that I wanted to do, Nate went on stage
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Speaker 4: and did a very similar joke, and then Ryan Whitney
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Speaker 4: did a similar joke. Yeah, and currently none of that
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Speaker 4: ship was off limits. And it's just one of those
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Speaker 4: things where it's like, don't ask for permission.
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Speaker 2: But Eric would be good at like a roast, so
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Speaker 2: he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't when he looked
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Speaker 2: at Caroline and goes by the way, Barbie sucks, that
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Speaker 2: was crazy.
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Speaker 1: That was nuts to be an asshole reason that waszy, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: like that in her eyes.
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Speaker 5: It was such a fun night.
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Speaker 1: And I really think that, like the fact that you
16:59
Speaker 1: wrote that and the way that you went up and
17:01
Speaker 1: acquitted yourself, I think that that really proved that like planning,
17:06
Speaker 1: preparing and going up with a plan for a scenario
17:09
Speaker 1: like that is what makes those things the best. And
17:12
Speaker 1: they should have leaned into more people that would do
17:15
Speaker 1: that in that sash should have been included.
17:17
Speaker 4: You Nick should have been in it for sure.
17:19
Speaker 5: It would have done a great T.
17:20
Speaker 4: Know why you would have needed to You got all
17:21
Speaker 4: the credit.
17:22
Speaker 2: It would have been bad. I had other job at
17:24
Speaker 2: it didn't get to do.
17:25
Speaker 4: You got all the credit.
17:27
Speaker 5: But same Now then if they're so great.
17:29
Speaker 2: No, they're not great. That was the poor reason I
17:31
Speaker 2: gave Francis that one and not the other ones. Yeah,
17:33
Speaker 2: but now you're like, well, I didn't get to do
17:35
Speaker 2: all my other jokes. No, but I mean you would.
17:37
Speaker 1: You had like a murderer's row of exclusively bangers. You're
17:41
Speaker 1: getting the Schrodinger's cat kind of.
17:43
Speaker 2: I was under the impression that I had like thirty seconds,
17:46
Speaker 2: so I had like three jokes.
17:47
Speaker 5: That's what I was under the impression of, too.
17:48
Speaker 1: And then Pat Beverley filibustered up the Micael was walking
17:53
Speaker 1: around on stage like Steve Jobs.
17:55
Speaker 2: Dropping an iPhone. Yeah he did, but it did him
17:59
Speaker 2: and Taylor ever talk.
18:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he. I think Taylor apologized to him.
18:03
Speaker 2: That's fine, Taylor la One. Yeahhayler Swift, what happened to them?
18:07
Speaker 6: No?
18:07
Speaker 1: I think he was like he was like considering that
18:10
Speaker 1: it was like the Best Athlete award, and he was
18:12
Speaker 1: like considering that there's like four athletes in here, me,
18:15
Speaker 1: Will Compton, Biz and Whitney, Like no one else should
18:18
Speaker 1: be in the running.
18:19
Speaker 5: For this award.
18:19
Speaker 4: And oh yeah, that's tough, just.
18:21
Speaker 2: Admittingly active professional athlete exactly.
18:25
Speaker 4: Now here's a question, Roan, who had or is having
18:31
Speaker 4: the better professional sports career, Pat Bev or Taylor the one? Cool?
18:37
Speaker 4: Actually a tough question. I think it's a tough question.
18:40
Speaker 4: One three time Pro bowler.
18:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, Papa never made a Pro Bowl, but he was
18:43
Speaker 1: All Defense second team. Yeah, but multiple times second team.
18:49
Speaker 1: So it's really hard to say one of them. And
18:51
Speaker 1: Taylor Lawe at one point was one of the highest
18:54
Speaker 1: paid at his position, was at.
18:56
Speaker 2: That time the highest paid offensive line.
19:00
Speaker 1: And so that that's, uh, it really is tough. But
19:04
Speaker 1: then Pap Pev is still playing. It's like Pap Beev
19:06
Speaker 1: also might be older than Taylor Lawan, so thus having
19:09
Speaker 1: a longer career. So it really is depends on you
19:12
Speaker 1: how you rank it.
19:13
Speaker 2: It's it's not how big a tailor used to be,
19:17
Speaker 2: like physically.
19:18
Speaker 1: Six seven pounds, just fucking now he's just slim and handsome.
19:23
Speaker 2: It's crazy how fast those guys lose weight. I mean
19:26
Speaker 2: every time I see him, he's down like twenty pounds.
19:28
Speaker 2: I also am not working out.
19:30
Speaker 1: At the mini golf event at the Super Bowl, it
19:32
Speaker 1: was like a tray of have you ever seen those
19:34
Speaker 1: like mini cupcakes that are like literally like one centimeter
19:38
Speaker 1: in diameter. He stood over a mini cupcake and like
19:42
Speaker 1: grunted at himself to have the self control of not
19:44
Speaker 1: having the small bite of mini cupcake, with his producers
19:48
Speaker 1: being like, don't do it, dude, You've been doing so good,
19:50
Speaker 1: like crushing it. I can't imagine wanting to have that
19:54
Speaker 1: type of self control.
19:55
Speaker 2: Then he then he drinks a beaker of gras he is.
20:01
Speaker 2: He's always crushing a beaker of grog. Dude, I haven't
20:04
Speaker 2: a fucking what the fuck of grog beer? Can he
20:11
Speaker 2: drinks a fucking picture of his beer? Yeah, oh yeah,
20:15
Speaker 2: he'll take a picture and that's his beer. He's a monster.
20:19
Speaker 1: He we we had a good time on the uh
20:22
Speaker 1: on the crate race.
20:25
Speaker 4: Twelve hundred words on Taylor of the one today. That's
20:27
Speaker 4: why I know so much about him.
20:29
Speaker 5: What did you about?
20:30
Speaker 4: What sixty seven and one eighth inches and three hundred
20:35
Speaker 4: I think it was three hundred and six pounds something
20:37
Speaker 4: like that. Dude, he had. He ran a four eight
20:40
Speaker 4: to forty yard dash at that height and weight, which
20:44
Speaker 4: is utterly preposterous. I cannot fathom that.
20:50
Speaker 1: I feel like he stopped liking me after I'm I
20:54
Speaker 1: at the.
20:55
Speaker 5: Mini golf event.
20:56
Speaker 1: I was like sideline reporting and I think I made
20:58
Speaker 1: like a spinning joke, just something in pasting.
21:00
Speaker 2: I think he stopped. So you're telling me he doesn't
21:02
Speaker 2: take jokes while he stopped fucking with me.
21:05
Speaker 4: Because I wrote twelve hundred words of jokes about him.
21:08
Speaker 2: Wasn't busting with the boys tweet out that clip like weekly.
21:11
Speaker 5: I don't know.
21:12
Speaker 1: I feel like our relationship came to a screeching halt
21:15
Speaker 1: after that.
21:15
Speaker 2: I talked. I talked to Will for a while at
21:17
Speaker 2: the party. He also didn't like me making a concussion joke.
21:20
Speaker 2: I don't think really.
21:22
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think anyone liked the jokes made about that.
21:25
Speaker 1: He said I was gay. Yeah, I liked that. Yeah,
21:28
Speaker 1: because that's actually the highest compliment. It's great these days. Yeah,
21:32
Speaker 1: a lot of poor said you were you were gay?
21:35
Speaker 1: Nate said I wanted to be black. I thought that
21:37
Speaker 1: was nice. I think I thought all of those jokes
21:39
Speaker 1: were like nice jokes and the kind of thing you
21:41
Speaker 1: make make jokes about it a Friars Club type of
21:44
Speaker 1: like Shriners, like established white guy.
21:47
Speaker 2: Roast without a doubt should have been a roast, should
21:51
Speaker 2: have been. It would have been so fun. Yeah, it's
21:53
Speaker 2: kind of how I mean, it was lightly I treated it,
21:56
Speaker 2: but that's like you guys did, and then everyone else
21:58
Speaker 2: just went up and like said, Dave is the best
21:59
Speaker 2: person on earth. I will take a bullet for him
22:01
Speaker 2: any day of the week. Yeah, everyone had the same speech, right,
22:05
Speaker 2: which I guess. I mean, it's like part of it.
22:08
Speaker 2: But it would have been funny to have like funny,
22:12
Speaker 2: you know, it would have been fun been fun to
22:14
Speaker 2: have funny in it.
22:16
Speaker 4: Well only if only you were liked and valued here. Yeah,
22:19
Speaker 4: I know.
22:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody else is like I shine my picture of
22:23
Speaker 1: the Supreme Leader, Dave Portnoy every day before I go
22:26
Speaker 1: to bed.
22:27
Speaker 5: People love Dave.
22:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's I guess when you see it when
22:30
Speaker 1: you're on the firing squad and you see the man
22:32
Speaker 1: next to you get shot down, the man on the
22:34
Speaker 1: other side get shot down, Yeah, you're gonna be loyal
22:37
Speaker 1: to the government.
22:38
Speaker 2: That type of vibe truth.
22:40
Speaker 1: Age doesn't it feel like that a lot of truth
22:42
Speaker 1: in that, A little bit, oh man, but I think
22:46
Speaker 1: it was a overall a fucking awesome award. What other
22:50
Speaker 1: like pay per view type events could we get going?
22:52
Speaker 1: I feel like if we pitch some pay per view events,
22:54
Speaker 1: we could be like that was our idea. What's some
22:57
Speaker 1: other pay per view as we?
22:58
Speaker 2: Oh?
22:58
Speaker 4: We roast roast is crazy weekly because a roasted one
23:05
Speaker 4: person in the office each week. I would think people
23:08
Speaker 4: like a roast.
23:09
Speaker 2: A single roast who gets roasted, though Dave would have
23:13
Speaker 2: to be him.
23:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I think Dave roast would play. I think
23:17
Speaker 1: Dave roast would play. I feel like we had that
23:19
Speaker 1: was a pretty good formula for something like that.
23:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's pretty much what everyone had. Everyone
23:25
Speaker 2: had at least a Dave joke. Yeah, but how do
23:29
Speaker 2: you get out of that? I mean, yeah, how many
23:31
Speaker 2: dog collar jokes can you get? Yeah? Exactly. I don't know.
23:36
Speaker 2: I think that would be fun.
23:36
Speaker 1: I think who else would be roastable? Is there anybody
23:38
Speaker 1: else that's even worthy of roasting?
23:43
Speaker 2: No?
23:44
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
23:45
Speaker 2: No, I don't think. I think it is the thing
23:48
Speaker 2: like he'd handle it.
23:49
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, there there it's it's crazy to think about
23:52
Speaker 4: who who could take jokes. You know, who could really
23:57
Speaker 4: take a joke was Breonna Chicken Fry. She could, dude,
24:00
Speaker 4: She specifically call you out for your joke. He was kidding.
24:04
Speaker 4: She gave me some shit back. And then I went
24:06
Speaker 4: up after because I frankly admire her and I'm a
24:09
Speaker 4: little intimidated because she's so successful, and one round of
24:12
Speaker 4: her T shirts pays my salary and I was like, uh,
24:17
Speaker 4: you know, we don't know each other that well, so
24:20
Speaker 4: taking a shot at someone like that, I was like,
24:22
Speaker 4: oh boy. And I went up afterwards. I was like, hey,
24:26
Speaker 4: you know, that was okay, and she was like, oh yeah,
24:29
Speaker 4: that was great, kidding, laughed about it, fucking awesome.
24:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the best attitude to have about it.
24:34
Speaker 2: You want to, like, you hope that for yourself that
24:37
Speaker 2: you have that attitude, not the worst in being.
24:39
Speaker 5: Like what did you say? Did you say about me?
24:43
Speaker 2: Yeah? My son's not going to respect me twenty years. Yeah,
24:50
Speaker 2: it is surprising for a comedy company.
24:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, people just are unfamiliar with the uh. I
24:56
Speaker 1: think people will do better next time.
24:57
Speaker 2: I think people feel like everyone here takes shit. It
24:59
Speaker 2: constant and then that in that sea. But I think
25:01
Speaker 2: people it really bothers everyone.
25:04
Speaker 1: It literally bothers everyone to a man and woman, everything
25:08
Speaker 1: that's ever said about them, and they internalize it.
25:10
Speaker 2: One nothing any impression from it. I think any of
25:13
Speaker 2: us are going to say it's going to be half
25:15
Speaker 2: as bad as stuff that like people on mind say
25:17
Speaker 2: about them.
25:17
Speaker 4: Yeah.
25:17
Speaker 2: Then Nate's set was just like what people say online. Yeah.
25:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just mind like the darkest opinions of people
25:26
Speaker 1: online and brought that all to light, which was hilarious.
25:31
Speaker 1: But I think that, yeah, I think if we actually did,
25:33
Speaker 1: I mean you couldn't just back it right up to that.
25:35
Speaker 1: But doing an actual roast, you feel like, would be
25:37
Speaker 1: something people wanted to see. You could invite comedians and
25:41
Speaker 1: it would have more of a pointed like you know
25:44
Speaker 1: what the goal is. You know with this you kind
25:46
Speaker 1: of didn't know what the goal. Some people understood the assignment,
25:49
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25:51
Speaker 4: Well, would you want to do more of a roast
25:52
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25:57
Speaker 4: we could do weekly?
25:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sassi doesn't like that.
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Speaker 2: Get. I likes ask name. All right, let's get back
28:52
Speaker 2: to the show. I interviewed Mark Cuban yesterday. Oh shit,
28:56
Speaker 2: on on you ask him about Bobby whatever. That girl's
28:59
Speaker 2: name is, Bob yel fofo, Bobby lopside titties. What's her name?
29:03
Speaker 2: He's getting heat from all angles? Yeah, good heat or
29:08
Speaker 2: bad heat? Hate her?
29:09
Speaker 4: Now? Why?
29:10
Speaker 2: I don't know? People loved her now they hate her?
29:12
Speaker 4: Why do they hate her?
29:13
Speaker 2: I don't know, monsanto type of shit. I guess like
29:15
Speaker 2: Drake and Liatti unfollowed her industry plant that was enough. Yeah.
29:21
Speaker 1: Well, I also think that like there's so there's only
29:24
Speaker 1: so much you could do that style, you know, without
29:28
Speaker 1: without like having really distilled it and having it be
29:31
Speaker 1: exactly like knowing the character really well. Any break from
29:35
Speaker 1: the character is going to take away from how much
29:37
Speaker 1: people like it. So I think she went on BFS
29:39
Speaker 1: and kind of was herself and people are like, what
29:42
Speaker 1: the fuck?
29:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is hilarious that people didn't understand that she
29:45
Speaker 2: was doing a character on her show and she went
29:47
Speaker 2: on Dave's show and she's like, oh, so this is
29:49
Speaker 2: how she acts around white people like it because she's
29:53
Speaker 2: not interviewing Dave, they're interviewing her, right right.
29:56
Speaker 4: I also think that her character she does a podcast,
30:01
Speaker 4: is a long amount of time to be in that character. Right.
30:05
Speaker 4: The clips was a clip shit, it's more suitable for
30:09
Speaker 4: a short video format.
30:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was a I don't know if it's
30:14
Speaker 1: jumped the shark or if she can recapture that money
30:17
Speaker 1: in a bottle, but like wm ME or whoever who's
30:20
Speaker 1: wrapping her now someone, Yeah, they're gonna they're definitely gonna
30:24
Speaker 1: keep on pumping that thing.
30:25
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Also, I don't think I don't think people
30:28
Speaker 2: understand that having an agent doesn't mean that you're automatically
30:31
Speaker 2: like a superstar like she was. Everyone's like, well she
30:34
Speaker 2: had Drake on because she has an agent agent, I
30:39
Speaker 2: can't we can't get you know, Drake, and we can't
30:42
Speaker 2: get Drake on the show. I have an agent and
30:46
Speaker 2: you know Drake personally, and we're not getting him on
30:49
Speaker 2: the shows.
30:51
Speaker 5: It's like anywhere close to having him on the show.
30:54
Speaker 2: Because you're at w doesn't mean that you like have
30:55
Speaker 2: an open invite into Drake's house.
30:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, what would it take for us to get Drake
31:00
Speaker 4: on the show?
31:02
Speaker 2: A large with my death?
31:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it would take my death even still, and.
31:08
Speaker 2: Even still he'd be like I'd have to have to
31:09
Speaker 2: think about it. Blackmail on a very oh murder. Yeah
31:15
Speaker 2: he did this to me. Yeah he fucked me without
31:18
Speaker 2: me wanting him to.
31:19
Speaker 4: Yeah.
31:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, unconsensual boy sex.
31:22
Speaker 4: Yeah.
31:22
Speaker 1: The NDAs that that guy has are fucking crazy. I
31:27
Speaker 1: think like Glenny, Glenny said he was going to do
31:29
Speaker 1: like a video series of like celebrities bathrooms that he's
31:33
Speaker 1: been in, Yeah, from doing Sunday Conversations. But the NDA
31:37
Speaker 1: from Drake would be like half a million a posts
31:40
Speaker 1: or some shit like like I reshared to be another
31:44
Speaker 1: half a million.
31:45
Speaker 2: I'm probably violating the NDA by saying that because we
31:48
Speaker 2: got an email when they did Drake. He got an
31:51
Speaker 2: email when they did Drake, and it was like a
31:53
Speaker 2: long list of things to not talk about.
31:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might have to remember that entire segment. But uh,
32:00
Speaker 1: you know, really nice bathroom though. So I when I
32:02
Speaker 1: interviewed Mark Cuban yesterday, I was at the house where
32:06
Speaker 1: they filmed The Big Lebowski and Charlie's Angels. This famous
32:11
Speaker 1: guy's house that's like on a bluff, seventy five million
32:14
Speaker 1: dollar house on like the overlooking all of Los Angeles,
32:17
Speaker 1: like the original Hollywood Hills house. The bathroom is entirely mirrors.
32:22
Speaker 1: The whole house is designed by John Lautner, who was
32:25
Speaker 1: the main acolyte of Frank Lloyd Wright. So no right
32:31
Speaker 1: angles in the entire house. Beautiful house. It's made entirely
32:34
Speaker 1: of glass. I walked square into a glass wall, really
32:42
Speaker 1: tried to walk out of the house, and like a
32:44
Speaker 1: bird flying into a fucking perfectly buffed window, I smoked
32:48
Speaker 1: my face. I had a fucking water bottle in my hand.
32:52
Speaker 1: It fucking smashed against my chest exploded. His assistant like
32:56
Speaker 1: came running over making sure I was okay and didn't
32:59
Speaker 1: fuckingmke my nose break my face, and we got it
33:04
Speaker 1: all on camera. Really, it looks so fucking bad.
33:09
Speaker 5: It just sounds like a fucking gong.
33:11
Speaker 2: It's just like, think it's didn't break. That would have
33:13
Speaker 2: been a fucking scene.
33:14
Speaker 1: And it's all glass, so like the house shatters around me. Yeah,
33:19
Speaker 1: I'm just standing there. There's be some clear ass glass.
33:22
Speaker 5: It was so clear.
33:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you watch the clip, you can't even tell
33:27
Speaker 1: what the what I ran into until the second or
33:29
Speaker 1: third time you watch it, because even in the clip
33:31
Speaker 1: it looks so fucking clear.
33:32
Speaker 2: That's crazy. You want to watch the clip. Yeah, oh yeah,
33:39
Speaker 2: it definitely did. Was it a nice place? It's yeah,
33:52
Speaker 2: Oh it's the bill of your hat.
33:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god, dude, you can run.
33:57
Speaker 4: Were you looking at your phone?
33:59
Speaker 5: I was just turning around sensing where the light was.
34:03
Speaker 4: Oh you weren't looking at your phone.
34:05
Speaker 1: I just turned around, was looking down, and I just
34:08
Speaker 1: smoked myself into the wall. Funny guy whose house it
34:11
Speaker 1: is is like an older guy and his hearing's not
34:13
Speaker 1: great though, so he like kind of looked back and
34:15
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Speaker 4: With us here.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there you go.
34:23
Speaker 4: We're on the pod here.
34:24
Speaker 2: Yeah. That is fucking Why is that there? Why is
34:27
Speaker 2: that glass there? I just watched it.
34:29
Speaker 4: How did he get it? Are you texteds it?
34:31
Speaker 2: Why is that glass there? Though?
34:33
Speaker 1: The entire house, yes, the ethos of the house is
34:37
Speaker 1: kind of this combination with nature, indoor outdoor, kind of
34:41
Speaker 1: flowing things. So all of it feels inside and all
34:43
Speaker 1: of it feels outside. No plaster, all concrete, beautiful house beautiful.
34:48
Speaker 2: It's cool.
34:49
Speaker 5: It's really transcending it.
34:50
Speaker 2: What if there's like a hurricane, like I can't imagine
34:52
Speaker 2: a house like that really holds up well in La.
34:54
Speaker 5: They just get his first hurricane ever this past week.
34:56
Speaker 2: Is it just the house must just explode? Probably why
35:00
Speaker 2: it's all paper. Just had to put a bunch of
35:02
Speaker 2: fresh glass in. This guy's house was so insane. He's
35:05
Speaker 2: like this eighty three year old guy who uh every
35:09
Speaker 2: picture of him, he's He's courtsided at every single Lakers game.
35:12
Speaker 2: He's been over five thousand NBA games and he always
35:15
Speaker 2: has a Scandinavian model that's like six' three with him Or. Cuban,
35:19
Speaker 2: no the guy whose house it, is, oh other guy's.
35:21
Speaker 2: House oh you were't allowed to go to Actual cuban's.
35:23
Speaker 1: Place, no, god, no but he's this guy's probably cupped
35:26
Speaker 1: more breasts than any man on.
35:28
Speaker 4: Earth.
35:28
Speaker 2: No, no So i'm trying to put smut on Fucking
35:33
Speaker 2: Mark cuban's.
35:34
Speaker 4: Name, dude it.
35:34
Speaker 2: Sounds like you're using like A you're you're talking About
35:37
Speaker 2: cuban in like a Different.
35:38
Speaker 1: No i'm talking about the guy whose house this Is
35:42
Speaker 1: james whatever the hell his name.
35:45
Speaker 2: Was that's. Crazy so were you really like they were Like? Goldstein, oh,
35:50
Speaker 2: okay whose? House what do you? Mean it makes sense He's?
35:54
Speaker 2: Jewish why why does A why were you not allowed
36:00
Speaker 2: At Mark cuban's? Place he's not.
36:01
Speaker 1: Living we weren't not allowed At Mark cuban's. Place we
36:03
Speaker 1: were going to do this interview with a. Billionaire they
36:05
Speaker 1: wanted to do the interview at at like the w
36:07
Speaker 1: hotel in Pat beev was, like, no we need to
36:10
Speaker 1: do this at a fucking awesome.
36:11
Speaker 5: Place and so originally.
36:13
Speaker 2: He say that To Mark. Cuban, no he said it
36:15
Speaker 2: to like your, Team, tyler And tyler had to call
36:18
Speaker 2: It Mark cuban and be, like, yo that that we're
36:21
Speaker 2: not doing it at a fucking, hotel.
36:22
Speaker 1: Not do it at the fucking W he, broke, boy,
36:25
Speaker 1: Dude but, Uh Mark cuban just rolled up. Solo he's
36:28
Speaker 1: just a, millionaire just like rolled up like five.
36:31
Speaker 2: Minutes or you probably think he rolled up. Solo he
36:33
Speaker 2: probably had like snipers in the.
36:34
Speaker 1: Trees oh he, didn't, dude because they had just Seen
36:38
Speaker 1: Jeff bezos out And Jeff bezos did have snipers in the,
36:40
Speaker 1: trees And Pat bev brought it up To cuban before the,
36:44
Speaker 1: interview and he like laughed At Jeff bezos for having
36:46
Speaker 1: snipers in the.
36:47
Speaker 2: Trees, WELL i Think Jeff bezos is significantly richer Than Mark.
36:50
Speaker 2: Cuban he's the. Richest, yeah or he vised for by
36:54
Speaker 2: like one hundred.
36:54
Speaker 4: Eleven uh you?
36:56
Speaker 1: On, yeah, yeah his wife life is the. Richest why
37:01
Speaker 1: Original homie. Hopper he originally she.
37:04
Speaker 4: Divorced she's broken up from the teacher she. Married was
37:08
Speaker 4: he the richest Teacher bezos' wife they got. Divorced when
37:13
Speaker 4: they got, divorced she became the richest woman on. Earth
37:16
Speaker 4: then she married a high school. Teacher now they've split, up.
37:20
Speaker 5: And now he's the richest man in The.
37:22
Speaker 4: OH i don't think he's teaching dodgeball.
37:23
Speaker 2: Anymore, yeah like a slur by the, way you, know
37:26
Speaker 2: it's interesting you say, that, Because, uh IF.
37:30
Speaker 4: I think about WHAT i was supposed to do in my,
37:32
Speaker 4: life it's probably. Teach. Yeah and yet there was that
37:35
Speaker 4: silly fucking, aphorism you, know those who can't do, teach,
37:40
Speaker 4: yes and, uh those who can't teach teach jim, right
37:44
Speaker 4: and that. SAYING i couldn't get past. It and also
37:48
Speaker 4: the fact that teachers just don't make any money in this.
37:50
Speaker 2: Country but that guy has to be the richest teacher
37:54
Speaker 2: by almost all your.
37:56
Speaker 4: Money they probably had a, prenup.
37:59
Speaker 1: Even with some don't you get like a little, taste
38:02
Speaker 1: a little turt and that he probably she probably threw
38:04
Speaker 1: him a, bill.
38:04
Speaker 4: Probably threw him. Up, NO i don't think she gave.
38:07
Speaker 4: Him when you have a million, dollars.
38:09
Speaker 2: She's probably, yeah you can have one of my.
38:11
Speaker 4: Fifty he must have probably gave him a million to
38:15
Speaker 4: ten million dollars.
38:16
Speaker 1: Bill she gave him a. Bill he, didn't of course she.
38:19
Speaker 1: Did he must have been incredible in the. Bedroom, yeah
38:21
Speaker 1: for her to marry. Him no any relation To, goldstein
38:29
Speaker 1: any relation To smithy's.
38:31
Speaker 4: Text THE i WAS i was, thinking, though that's saying
38:38
Speaker 4: that ruins that that scares so many people away from
38:41
Speaker 4: the job of. Teaching and also it occurred to, me
38:44
Speaker 4: you know those who can't do. Teach i'm not so
38:46
Speaker 4: sure THAT i want to do. Anymore you're done. Doing
38:51
Speaker 4: i'm pretty much done.
38:53
Speaker 2: Doing i'm just getting started. DOING i don't know how
38:56
Speaker 2: much MORE i want to. Do doing is not. Fun
39:00
Speaker 2: doing is. Awesome it's way better than. Teaching there's no
39:02
Speaker 2: security in doing though you want to have like a
39:05
Speaker 2: you want to you want to be a. Mentor teaching
39:08
Speaker 2: has the most security of all. Time you just get
39:10
Speaker 2: tenure and cannot give a fuck. Anymore, yeah pretty. Much
39:13
Speaker 2: you should just phone that shit. In, yeah you just
39:15
Speaker 2: get a big ass book with all the answers in the.
39:17
Speaker 2: Back so who are you to say that you?
39:19
Speaker 4: DO i do. CONSTANTLY i don't think. PEOPLE i don't
39:23
Speaker 4: think there are many people who do less.
39:27
Speaker 2: Or don't do. WELL i work. Constantly your version of
39:30
Speaker 2: doing IS i work all the? JOKE i work every
39:35
Speaker 2: single minute of the.
39:36
Speaker 1: Day they're doing Is francis saying your jokes out loud
39:38
Speaker 1: and then saying you.
39:39
Speaker 2: Did, YEAH i get a couple hours at, night usually
39:43
Speaker 2: one to three, am Where i'm not. Doing, no that's
39:45
Speaker 2: when you are.
39:46
Speaker 1: Doing you get like four hours a week of doing
39:49
Speaker 1: now fifteen minute.
39:50
Speaker 4: Increments you're doing so little that you're pretty much. Teaching that's.
39:53
Speaker 2: Crazy you are on the version of. Crazy might as
39:56
Speaker 2: well just call yourself a.
39:57
Speaker 5: Teacher but you're like an assistant. Teacher that's.
39:59
Speaker 2: Crazy the two teacher kind of ALL i.
40:01
Speaker 4: Do is Do you're just rolling in a FUCKING tv
40:04
Speaker 4: to being like we're watching animal, play that's.
40:06
Speaker 1: Honestly and the way that you were kind of like
40:09
Speaker 1: Telling francis how to do the, joke that's.
40:12
Speaker 5: Teaching, yeah you were a kind of a non doer.
40:14
Speaker 2: Teacher that wouldn't others because society prevented me from doing
40:18
Speaker 2: so you must you were castigated to the role of
40:20
Speaker 2: teach of a. Teacher, yes they shot me.
40:24
Speaker 4: Down the society wouldn't let you, do so you.
40:28
Speaker 2: Taught there were some choices made THAT i was confused,
40:31
Speaker 2: on like some people who replaced, me and why you,
40:35
Speaker 2: know WANT i want to air that. OUT i feel like,
40:37
Speaker 2: no it was just like there's so many people that
40:39
Speaker 2: just went up there and are, like, UH i don't
40:42
Speaker 2: really know what to. SAY i guess let's just roll the.
40:44
Speaker 2: Award and it's, like, well why why WAS i? Cut
40:48
Speaker 2: why did they? Need why do we need to hear?
40:49
Speaker 2: That it's important how angry you are at.
40:52
Speaker 1: This you need to be fueling this anger and like
40:54
Speaker 1: hold it in your hand like a fucking hot.
40:56
Speaker 4: Coal you got the best of all.
40:59
Speaker 2: Worlds you got the, credit he had his cake and ate.
41:03
Speaker 4: It everyone said sass should have.
41:05
Speaker 2: PERFORMED i wanted to go, up, BROTHER i wanted TO
41:08
Speaker 2: i wanted to be under the, lights get the mic
41:10
Speaker 2: in my hand.
41:11
Speaker 4: And everyone so you. Got you got, sympathy, credit real
41:15
Speaker 4: and expectations and like uh.
41:18
Speaker 2: And moral high.
41:19
Speaker 1: Ground you got to be sanctimonious and be LIKE i
41:21
Speaker 1: should have been PUT i should have.
41:23
Speaker 5: Been you got to.
41:24
Speaker 2: Undress uh higher up would have been much more underwhelming
41:28
Speaker 2: IF i did go up, exactly no.
41:30
Speaker 1: Fanfare, yeah you got to have a whole storyline about.
41:34
Speaker 1: IT i think that you made out pretty fucking, good pretty,
41:37
Speaker 1: well pretty, solid pretty.
41:38
Speaker 5: Good how was the your time In massachusetts was?
41:41
Speaker 4: Great?
41:42
Speaker 5: YEAH i saw THE fam.
41:43
Speaker 2: Saw the fam just kind of chilled for a. While
41:46
Speaker 2: my cousin got. Engaged that was, cool. DUDE i was
41:49
Speaker 2: at my uh buddy Gut mike got. Engaged My mike got.
41:52
Speaker 1: Engaged out to Him mike in uh In, Wildwood New,
41:57
Speaker 1: jersey which is the most Stilled philadelphia And philadelphians people
42:03
Speaker 1: who go To wildwood are like they think everybody from
42:06
Speaker 1: every Other jersey shore town's like hoity toity and like
42:10
Speaker 1: over the. Top and we went out drinking for the entire.
42:13
Speaker 2: Day so we.
42:14
Speaker 1: Did, yeah it's like a it's This wildwood is a scumbag,
42:18
Speaker 1: town proud, scumbags like true fucking, distilled fucking, scumbags and
42:23
Speaker 1: we're out all night fucking dancing.
42:26
Speaker 2: Drinking people were very. Cool let us have our.
42:28
Speaker 1: Space but we were like kind of in a dance
42:30
Speaker 1: circle and some guy came and my wife's there, dancing
42:33
Speaker 1: and some guy came up to me and was, like,
42:34
Speaker 1: yo is this your?
42:35
Speaker 5: GIRLFRIEND i was, like, no it's my.
42:37
Speaker 1: Wife and he's, like, oh all, right and he came
42:40
Speaker 1: back one second later he's, like, yo CAN i get
42:42
Speaker 1: one dance with?
42:43
Speaker 2: Her?
42:43
Speaker 1: WHAT i was, like, no you want to? Fuck he was,
42:46
Speaker 1: like come, on one dance with. Her he was just
42:49
Speaker 1: like a, fan or is this a random random? Dude
42:51
Speaker 1: he was, like come, on one dance with. HER i
42:53
Speaker 1: was like, no and then he was like fuck.
42:55
Speaker 10: You like holy, shit WHAT i couldn't believe.
43:09
Speaker 2: It it's, crazy that's. Crazy he might be the best.
43:12
Speaker 2: Man do you guys have to DUEL.
43:17
Speaker 5: I immediately like drew my.
43:19
Speaker 1: Revolver yeah, no, no, no, no, no shot him dead
43:22
Speaker 1: in the, floor Like, frank you.
43:23
Speaker 4: Have to drop.
43:24
Speaker 1: Him. NO i was JUST i was, like what what
43:28
Speaker 1: is happening that this is such A philly? Scumbag like
43:32
Speaker 1: realizs distilled place that they don't recognize a woman's. Autonomy oh,
43:37
Speaker 1: yeah like asking the dude for, permission like, yo let
43:41
Speaker 1: me dance with your. Wife that's. Crazy, No like let me,
43:45
Speaker 1: know come, on just like one dance with your? Wife
43:47
Speaker 1: what do you want, to like have a slow dance with?
43:49
Speaker 2: Her like what was? He what were it was? Like
43:51
Speaker 2: it was like nineteen Eighties jersey club.
43:53
Speaker 5: Music it was like and he wanted.
43:57
Speaker 2: To he was, like just one. Dance those songs don't end,
44:00
Speaker 2: right it's just one.
44:01
Speaker 1: Loop he wanted, To like the one dance would have
44:03
Speaker 1: been four hours of just like just at first he
44:07
Speaker 1: thought he could politely like ask his way into a.
44:10
Speaker 1: Premnock the situations like what the hell are you talking?
44:13
Speaker 4: About?
44:13
Speaker 1: Dude this like must have Down pineapple like swinger from
44:18
Speaker 1: Fucking South. Jersey it Just i'd never experienced anything like.
44:22
Speaker 1: THAT i had to, LIKE i was like on the
44:24
Speaker 1: verge of a, blackout AND i had to keep on
44:26
Speaker 1: like telling that story to sew it into my memory
44:29
Speaker 1: SO i could bring it back AND i share it
44:31
Speaker 1: with more, people BECAUSE i could not believe that's so.
44:34
Speaker 2: Funny, boy it's.
44:37
Speaker 4: Strange you, know you look, back it sounds as if
44:41
Speaker 4: he's coming from a different era when he, says, Hey,
44:44
Speaker 4: sparky say hey IF i cut?
44:46
Speaker 2: In IF i step?
44:47
Speaker 4: In what IF i cut?
44:48
Speaker 2: In? Especially is that something THAT i was always into the?
44:51
Speaker 2: Person that was only something that happened at like, weddings,
44:53
Speaker 2: yeah or LIKE au have this? DANCE i don't think
44:56
Speaker 2: like A New jersey. Club you're like IF i cut.
45:00
Speaker 5: In on this?
45:00
Speaker 2: One, YEAH i get like when they're, like what are?
45:03
Speaker 2: You like your shoulder and you turned around just as he. Slid,
45:07
Speaker 2: Yeah it's Like james wife just has no say, like,
45:11
Speaker 2: OH i Guess i'm dancing with this. Guy, NOW i,
45:13
Speaker 2: said it's, okay it's like one. Dance it's one, dance one.
45:19
Speaker 4: Dance and how many camels will you give?
45:21
Speaker 2: Me? Yeah what's that?
45:22
Speaker 4: Dowery? Look?
45:23
Speaker 2: Like how many?
45:24
Speaker 4: Sheep CAN i?
45:25
Speaker 2: Get a? Fat promise that a large portion of his?
45:27
Speaker 2: Heard where are the ACRES i will?
45:32
Speaker 1: Receive you get one shore front property in North wildwood
45:36
Speaker 1: In Wildwood. Crest we need.
45:38
Speaker 2: This he promised us his finest. Cattle, yeah that's. Crazy
45:42
Speaker 2: it was the.
45:43
Speaker 1: CRAZY i truly couldn't believe. It after confirming that it
45:47
Speaker 1: was my.
45:47
Speaker 4: Wife i'm surprised that that didn't escalate.
45:50
Speaker 2: More because it sounds VERY i would have dropped a
45:54
Speaker 2: fool for. Sure not good and dude at this.
45:56
Speaker 1: Bar of, course at this, bar it was like some
45:59
Speaker 1: of the he's like, distilled Like philly guys that were
46:02
Speaker 1: keeping they were coming up at the beginning they're, like,
46:04
Speaker 1: YO i.
46:04
Speaker 10: Can't Believe rona is in the, Woods like you're Wah,
46:08
Speaker 10: wood what are you doing?
46:09
Speaker 2: Now big?
46:11
Speaker 1: Ass Like, jack like six or five dudes with bowling shirts,
46:15
Speaker 1: on like who shook your fingers with two? Hands because
46:17
Speaker 1: they had like a baggy between these two, fingers like
46:21
Speaker 1: and they're like anything you. Need so at that, point
46:24
Speaker 1: like this, guy LIKE i probably could have.
46:26
Speaker 2: Really love throwing that. Around oh, yeah anything anything you?
46:29
Speaker 5: Need let me.
46:29
Speaker 2: KNOW i just love getting stuff for.
46:30
Speaker 1: PEOPLE i could have whistled and like the bowling Shirt
46:33
Speaker 1: mafia could have would have like whipped this guy's, ass
46:35
Speaker 1: BUT i chose to be, like what is happening? Here
46:40
Speaker 1: they do love to say anything you? Need your time
46:42
Speaker 1: with mo was all.
46:43
Speaker 2: They do is they just throw it. Around you need,
46:45
Speaker 2: anything you call me like.
46:46
Speaker 4: That.
46:47
Speaker 2: YEAH i was at a bar well WHEN i went,
46:50
Speaker 2: Out SO i went out with my cousin and her
46:52
Speaker 2: fiance and his brothers and my. Sisters it's not it
46:57
Speaker 2: doesn't matter and, uh and went out to a bar
47:00
Speaker 2: and we we had also been drinking all day AND
47:02
Speaker 2: i was like really fucked, up and these dudes kept
47:05
Speaker 2: coming up to, me and eventually this dude came out
47:07
Speaker 2: to me and he was like he's, like, DUDE i
47:09
Speaker 2: just wanted to, say like big, Fan he's, LIKE i
47:10
Speaker 2: don't really fuck with barstool at, All LIKE i DON'T
47:13
Speaker 2: i don't really like watch any barstool. Shit and then
47:15
Speaker 2: he proceeded to ask me like deeply deeply rooted barstool
47:19
Speaker 2: questions that no one would know unless you're watching Like
47:22
Speaker 2: Barstool radio every. Day like he's, like, so, Dude nate's
47:25
Speaker 2: speech was. Crazy he was, like, say do you have
47:27
Speaker 2: any backlash for? That he's, like What's Kelly keeks like
47:30
Speaker 2: in real? Life And i'm, like, dude you're talking about
47:32
Speaker 2: like you you're not asking me about like pardon my.
47:35
Speaker 2: Take you're asking about like the deep roots of. Barstool
47:37
Speaker 2: and he's, like BUT i don't really fuck with barstool
47:39
Speaker 2: at all like, That.
47:40
Speaker 5: And people will justify.
47:41
Speaker 1: It they're, Like i'm Actually i'm a dave guy, barstool
47:45
Speaker 1: BUT i consume every word the.
47:46
Speaker 2: Man oh yeahs the review here and.
47:49
Speaker 1: There, yeah it is preposterous how people.
47:52
Speaker 2: Do what ever happened to because we got highs that
47:53
Speaker 2: show don't happen. Anymore, yeah they stopped on the second
47:57
Speaker 2: round Of, yeah they were going through the OUTBUM a
48:00
Speaker 2: friend And rias for getting engaged so close in a,
48:04
Speaker 2: way was that like cannibalizing the thrill of getting, engaged
48:07
Speaker 2: like behind the, scenes was there any do you think
48:08
Speaker 2: their fiance is actually a fly on the.
48:12
Speaker 1: Wall it is so bizarre when people are like that
48:15
Speaker 1: there is a subtle art to give in someone respect
48:19
Speaker 1: AND i really think it's a fly.
48:20
Speaker 5: BY i THINK i had. IT i had.
48:23
Speaker 1: It uh last, night AS i was flying back From Los,
48:25
Speaker 1: ANGELES i Saw Kai sennett at the at the and,
48:31
Speaker 1: uh like going through, security there was like nobody.
48:34
Speaker 2: There he was there with like, sick do you know
48:36
Speaker 2: who this dude? Is? Kai just one streamer of the. Wall,
48:38
Speaker 2: NO i was gonna pretend to NOW i didn't let
48:40
Speaker 2: you guys.
48:41
Speaker 1: Finish he's a streamer From New york and he's just
48:43
Speaker 1: like the, biggest biggest streamer in the, World like he's
48:45
Speaker 1: just his massive for the.
48:47
Speaker 2: Guy that remember that Used Union Square Riot, giveawa that.
48:51
Speaker 1: Was, Him he like can command the Biggest AND i,
48:54
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't THINK i would have been starstruck IF
48:56
Speaker 1: i saw like Fucking Lebron james as much as OR
48:59
Speaker 1: i was just like. EXCITED i was, LIKE i don't know,
49:01
Speaker 1: how like try try and get a picture with. Him
49:03
Speaker 1: but it was going through airport security AND i was
49:05
Speaker 1: just so low, key just being, like, bro you're a, legend.
49:07
Speaker 1: Dude and so he even came back even more low.
49:10
Speaker 1: Key thank you so, Much, Bro AND i THINK i
49:13
Speaker 1: think that's the perfect interaction with a. CELEBRITY i think
49:16
Speaker 1: you said you're a. Legend there was like An asian kid.
49:20
Speaker 1: Waiting he's like.
49:21
Speaker 2: Nineteen, Yeah i'm like an old grown, man, like, bro
49:26
Speaker 2: you're fucking.
49:26
Speaker 5: Real like real low.
49:28
Speaker 2: KEY i, Know, drake if you have, anything all.
49:30
Speaker 4: Right let me let. Me i'm gonna want uf you
49:32
Speaker 4: me know if he was the low key. Interactions so
49:36
Speaker 4: this was a couple of years, ago probably like four years,
49:39
Speaker 4: ago AND i was in The West village walking out
49:42
Speaker 4: of a coffee shop AND i had my coffee And
49:45
Speaker 4: louis c k was with his daughter and they were
49:48
Speaker 4: walking up the steps AND i opened the door and
49:52
Speaker 4: held it for, him and he went thank.
49:55
Speaker 2: You AND i went like, that that's actually funny Because
49:58
Speaker 2: mike raised my up to. Him my dad is he?
50:01
Speaker 2: KNEW i, Knew, yeah as a, Fan.
50:03
Speaker 4: YEAH i thought HE i almost thought he said to
50:06
Speaker 4: me to, helpapacitically thank you for allowing me to walk
50:09
Speaker 4: these streets as an equal and a friend with my.
50:13
Speaker 2: Daughter he probably was thinking, that probably was thinking, that,
50:16
Speaker 2: yeah my dad had did the exact same thing With
50:18
Speaker 2: Larry david Saw mark this vineyard and he just held
50:21
Speaker 2: the door open and give him a, nod, yeah. Nod
50:23
Speaker 2: Larry david is the one THAT i don't know HOW
50:24
Speaker 2: i would, react because you can't you really can't contain,
50:28
Speaker 2: yourself and you also can't he like it's known that
50:31
Speaker 2: he does not want anyone to talk to. Him.
50:32
Speaker 5: Mmmm that's a little bit much.
50:35
Speaker 1: Though if you're you've you've spent your life filming yourself
50:39
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