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Episode 1669 - The Diarrhea Debacle · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Welcome to Drinking Throw.
• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm going to drink in Bro's kids.
• 0:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know the rules today.
• 0:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if it's today's the holiday, Monday's the holiday.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is there a holiday?
• 0:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fourth of July on a Saturday.
• 0:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: It kind of seems sacrilege, you know, it would have been nice if this was on a Friday or a Monday, and then we could really beef it out, but instead we're here, why not, dude?
• 0:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Why not?
• 0:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Going early today, often times when we come into the studio, we're going to chat about what we're going to say on air, the topics of discussion, and as you can see from this title
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's came from you, Anthony.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: And YouTube is already limited the ads, just on the word diarrhea.
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: So you're good there.
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you're, they may have limited them, but these guys will be getting that every 30 seconds either way.
• 1:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is it really?
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure.
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: How was it going yesterday?
• 1:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Jesus Christ.
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: A lot of people have been asking, hey, you guys are going to get off YouTube.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're working on it.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're working on the app and all the stuff that's, uh, it's not over nights.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: takes a little bit of time here, but we are definitely working on it.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: That way we don't want to deal with this bullshit anymore.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Happy 250, by the way.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't need to 50 for America.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: What do you think people are gonna be dumping out this weekend?
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is that what you named it?
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, this isn't your polite.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I had a burrito or too many ribs kind of diarrhea.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, right, this is the explosive parasitic, the CDC's now involved kind.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Really?
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, I've painted the toilet last couple of weeks ever since I moved from Texas.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sure.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: So what what is it?
• 2:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: What's causing it again?
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, my diet's pretty good.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you so there's been this bug going around cyclosporia, kia, tinesis.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: I believe it's called microscopic parasite.
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's moving from east to west.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: So far, it's made its way to the center of the country.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Has it made its way all the way to west coast yet?
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it made to the Texas?
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: OK. Texas is one of the more affected areas, actually.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, if you remember when I moved here, I was down for a few days, man.
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: That was what it was from.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: It started May 1st.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's kind of the first.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think we left them like the or I personally left it on the 15th.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that makes sense.
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so it's a microscopic parasite.
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's colonizing us.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't I haven't heard shit for many of the progressives.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they're going to start posting diarrhea flags.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is that something we're going to do?
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: I saw a buffalo where they hung the Somalian flag and canceled the fourth of July fireworks.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know about all that, but- All right, because I would, is there a diarrhea flag?
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, there's just a poop emoji.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure it on the flag.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'd like to see something splattered, you know?
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's almost like a waffle house.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Luke, are you gonna look for a diarrhea fly or what?
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're just showing black people blue.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that seems racist right there.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I mean, it could just be a white flag with a single skid mark down the middle of it.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, let's, let me, let me go to Gracro quick, dude.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: While you're looking for this, I'd like to make a diarrhea flag, kind of hang that on my front porch, just to kind of warn my neighbors.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, if you come over here today,
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: I have been Picassoing this goddamn porcelain all morning.
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the official medical term they're using is explosive watery diarrhea.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's not a symptom.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's more of a warning label.
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean?
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, from symptoms hit two to 14 days after eating, whatever it was, it was contaminated.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then violent watery diarrhea, the explosive kind.
• 4:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously.
• 4:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, stomach cramps, nausea, loss of appetite, maybe a low grade fever can last days up to a couple of weeks.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's what I felt that for like four days.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Some people relapse after it goes away.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: 20 hospitalizations, no deaths, but also no dignity, right?
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Either you either can find yourself to your home.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: And maybe that's what happened to that concert.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: It could be.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, maybe she couldn't help it.
• 4:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: It could be, I went to France, they said it was clumpy, though, when they're constant.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: But those were the diarrhea flag.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: I went to France, and all I got was diarrhea.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: If it was Mexico instead of France, sure.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: France, I've never gotten diarrhea in France.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Great food of them.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, the CDC who's never lied to us before says that the source is almost certainly contaminated fresh produce, basal cilantro, raspberries, romaine.
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: The usual suspect for E. coli and stuff as well, right?
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: No single-smoking gun yet, but the CDC and FDA are looking into it all cases so far.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are people who ate food in the United States?
• 5:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: No recent international travel.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: The parasite has hitched a ride on salads, which is another reason not to eat that shit in the first place.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, crock did not let me down.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: Share it with me, share it with me.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: There is some fucking disgusting ones on here, dude.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Holy shit.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Holy fuck dude, all right, Blue, keep ready.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna blast you with a little air drop here.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: Crock, man.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: For those about to rock, we still need you to do it.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Way to go.
• 6:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Way to fucking go here.
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is the first one that pops up.
• 6:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I'm gonna air drop that to, what's that computer cone?
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think it's just a blue, blue, blue.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: It doesn't say blue on it, there you go.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let me know when you got it, they're blue.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Send it one more time.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: There you go.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
• 6:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: No dude.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna have to text it to you bro.
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got it.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you did get it.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: There you go.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's the first option that grock gave me right there.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just, I mean, that is steamin' through the fucking flag, bro.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, that's hot.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: That is hot, wet diarrhea right there, dude.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just an old Duke flag.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I think, honestly, you should have to raise this for your neighbors.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: And like, if you get up in the morning, and it's that bad to where you're like, look, man, I've gotta, I gotta go to the front yard, honey.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Why is the paper here to the trash come last night as you put in the trash cans away?
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm going to hang that diary if I think I'm about to fluck in Duke Con for this toilet.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think symbolically you should probably hang that in the back.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that and it's got a hole too like that's the inside of your ass and it's almost like And forget me you should really watch the video on this audio listeners You should really watch the video this this feels like a stranger thing's diarrhea upside down world Where you've just shit out your insides and now you're going to another place mentally
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: We've all been there.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: I've, look, we go so hard.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: You, your mind kind of blacks out for a little bit.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: And you're like, oh my God, I've pushed too hard and all my thoughts are erased from my mind.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like that happened the other day.
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Instead of going to the upside down, you go to the inside out.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, that's when you're pro-lap.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and it's, it's one of those things where it comes out, kind of like a buckshot, but it's just everywhere.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: And you're going in all angles.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're like, man, how did that get underneath the lid?
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: kind of fucked up that rock put the diary on the French flag was that is that the French flag this surrender flag now that it's all white with the fucking diarrhea all over it now yeah so far I think there's been cases across 20 states um... these is this from foreigners
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: now it's from local produce really that's it.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: So it's not from like we'll get we'll get to the foreign nexus here.
• 8:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: New York is the highest by far than Illinois in Texas and then 14 additional states that have somewhere between one and five cases each and then Michigan.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Michigan's number one.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Every state uses names has a shit ton of Muslims.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, that's not the maybe maybe maybe because they can go either way, but we'll get to that in a minute Then there's you know 13 or so other states So This is the interesting one, blue pull up this
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Pulp is graphic.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then no, no, no, the, the down.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, put that up there.
• 9:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, so this is a chart showing the number of cases versus that state's rank and Indian population.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: So you see down at the bottom and hasn't made its way west yet.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Number one in Indian population, California, no cases yet, because it's moving slow east to west and it may not make it to the west depending on the shipping routes.
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: From the diarrhea river to the sea.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Michigan, number 10 for Indians is the first New York, number 5 for Indians is second
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tied for third place are number five and two on the Indian list.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and number three on the Indian list is five new jerseys New jerseys, but people new jerseys may not be allergic to anything anymore.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: No after all.
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: It is the garden state Since YouTube's already dingus play the song to it for these Indians
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: It should be mandatory.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: There's a trip wire to or you play that threat your house.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: Everybody knows what you're doing in your toilet.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Mm-hmm.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right, just like, uh-uh.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I got a bad case of, uh, Indian.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is the sound my bathroom fan makes.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, when you, when you press the fan and it goes on the sound, it makes this.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: It plays out.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got to be great.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's appropriate.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: It'd be a nice warning sign for the rest of the household, too.
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, hey.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're not coming in here for an hour, yeah.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: You can forget about the fucking poporees spray or whatever you were going to use.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if you can hear that noise you are in the splash.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: You are in the fucking Gallagher splash zone.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're in those first five rows.
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, now all these places that it's hit the hardest have some of the largest Indian populations.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: So
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Coincidence?
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is the as a cycle of spora like these guys that they already know how to handle explosive diarrhea.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll give it to them.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, sure.
• 11:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: For is it like Hold on.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hold on.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, God.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Take a time with us to hold on.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was just doing a little research and I found something interesting.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It says here that Cycle Spariousis is considered endemic to the Indian subcontinent.
• 11:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: there you go.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: So yeah.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that's the second part or that's one of these Indians track it into the country on their sandals and walk over ahead of lettuce.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: And now everybody's sick.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think the second one is probably the right answer.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think you and my honest opinion.
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think anybody in India is taking a solid shit in 2000 years.
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I think New Yorkers with the street carts street meat and shit, it's all those Indian dudes.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's where it's coming through their fingers.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, they prepare all the food with their feet.
• 12:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you guys have seen those videos.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, they're a post for most of them.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Have you seen these Indians preparing for Indian street food?
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just pull that up.
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we'll find some windrily dude.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's absolutely fucking gnarly.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, man, I...
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: I painted one up the other night that was just, it was a whole cog in God.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was a hug in one where I was just like, man, this is bad, wings spicy, I knew too.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it was like, dude, I, the next morning, it's like, there was a moment where I started crying into my hands, like, I was just like, I can't, this is too painful, man.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at these, a grimy fuck, dude.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty sure this one's AI.
• 13:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's AI for sure.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: But it's not far from the truth, yeah.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Go to your DMs, because I sent you a real one.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: And you need to, you know, there it is.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it doesn't look great.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what the fuck they're pouring out there.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: But that, that's what most of Michigan looks like right now.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: It looks the same when it's coming out.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure does, dude.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that, dude.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are they boiling rice and what?
• 13:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Ooh.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: There's no like that cam, that's spicy.
• 13:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah, I think it's real, man.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is real.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is real.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: They eat super spicy food, but they do think it kills the parasites and the food and I think that's true.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not true.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: If this thing that's ruining America right now is endemic to them, yeah.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's obviously resistant to spice.
• 14:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: God, the next day would just be painful for me.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, I don't know who this, uh, I just sent you another one, blue.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who this, uh, comedy, troop is, but this is a parody that two white dudes did.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Put it that on full screen.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's see this.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that's really good.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: This one's great.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, it just keeps going.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: They nailed my hammer as this.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: They got loose dogs too, man.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: Holy shit.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god.
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not just a sanitation worker making that goddamn country.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Nothing because they don't want to be.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: Somebody's got to dump out the fucking.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wow, they just walk away and hose it off once a day.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, not even hoses buckets.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Everybody, I've never been in here.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: But everybody says the same thing.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: It smells like piss and shit in the streets.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I can confirm.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you've been there?
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: So everybody who's been there by the way is also said it would never go back is that true?
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I had a very close, so you could go to Nepal, because that's why most of the people I know go went.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, I went there.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: I used to work for a surf camp and they had a like a charity arm.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: So what we did was we went to an orphanage in India and then took, put all the girls on to a bus and then went to the coast and went surfing with the girls.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: So okay, it was pretty sick.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was actually a very awesome experience for me, but yeah, college or something?
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, I worked there so it was almost like 20 though.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, got you.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Um, I mean, definitely true about the poverty and the smells and everything, but I was in a really good part of it.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like I was with the vacation spot.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: For like it was the place where Indian people went to vacation.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Could you smell diarrhea in the streets?
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yes or no?
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, yeah, I mean in the cities for sure.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: God bless it man and that heat to it was super fucking hot in the girls while we were there did not sleep in air conditioning So you know the Europeans can shut the hell up.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh really holy shit.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Did you sleep in our condition?
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: I did yeah Yeah, the whites are gonna stay in air condition.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, yeah The Indians are like hey, you're used to it You'll fucking dump out in a burlap sack over there and get back in your bed where it's 112 degrees
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, now pull up this other graphic, this and my friend Carl Higby posted this the other day.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're saying this is what our country is going to become soon.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, not just a diarrhea factor.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I think it'll be fine because we have medicine.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: We wash our hands and shut like that, you know.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like the so the more still got it, the more yeah, but you don't wash your hands.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: So the mortality rate for mortality rate for pregnant women went down by 90%.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: after we started washing our hands because surgeons before that would go like that would be pulling organs out of a dead body or something like that to get them ready for burial and just walk over and deliver a baby and go back to work, right?
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: We were disgusting.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: this put this up here.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: This shows how America's the only real country in the world.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody thinks that we have some epidemic of gun violence in this country.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's four cities that do.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's Black Lives Matter.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: India has more deaths per 100,000 people.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: They have
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: eight times more deaths from diarrhea than we do from guns.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's included suicide by a ship, which is the majority of gun deaths.
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: I noticed on their heat deaths is number two.
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Heat deaths in Europe.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: Did you hear what happened in France last night?
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, thousand people died.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like 120 or something like that.
• 18:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but then they woke up and they started looting this morning air conditioning stores.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: They were smashing the windows of these.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: You can look at it on Twitter.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: They're smashing these air conditioning stores.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: because they just want to be fucking cooler.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but by the way, that five per 100,000 from gun deaths in the US.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you just not to make it racial or anything, but if you only include white people committing the crimes, then it goes down to 1.8.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's weird.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah, look at this clip right here.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: This man.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's you at math is math, my friend.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is fucking France stealing air conditioners.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: At a legal supermarket in a Paris suburb with record breaking heat last week and another heat wave on the way air conditioners are in high demand.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's like black bread out at a quarter of the whole.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes, sure.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's half air condition Friday.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Another heat wave will fill up in Western Europe beginning this weekend.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: I saw that change into Friday.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's color.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: But it can be really important.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: It will then spread into parts of the UK and Central Europe later next week, and could last into the following week as well.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fuck man.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: With those 40 diarrhea deaths that are going, I mean, to die from diarrhea, holy shit, you've really got a fucking dump out, man.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it's your dumping out your insides at that point, right?
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, it's not good that you're evacuating all of your
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, uh, diarrhea means that your gut bacteria is not operating correctly.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, interesting more or less.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah, so, so I'd take that fucking dose daily, bro.
• 20:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's interesting morning.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, take something.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Rice, um, definitely should pay attention to your gut.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, if you do get affected by this, obviously, um, dip up, I would recommend dipping up your drink a lot of water.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, and also just wash your hands.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure, if you get any fresh produce from anywhere, make sure you wash it.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get yourself one of those salad spenders, wash it up good, and then pound it.
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Or look, if you're out there and you're just looking to drop a quick eight pounds overnight, don't wash anything.
• 21:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just dump that all out, liquid diet, brother.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: And let's say you got a good for that body building contest, you just enter or something like that.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: You can drop a quick age, just by fucking straight diary.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just go to your, in any, in any restaurant that looks like shit, that doesn't look good.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Go to an Indian restaurant in a strip mall in the ghetto.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or just get a go to your favorite local restaurant and get a salad and just have whatever Indian you can find
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just be like, sir.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sir, would you bless this for you?
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he touches it and then flies away in his carpet.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then diarrhea just immediately starts a flow with from your fucking asshole.
• 21:42
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• 21:47
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• 21:52
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• 22:02
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• 22:04
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• 22:06
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• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right, this started off as a fun, flirty thing, where I was getting to serve these ads on Facebook, and I was like, why not, dude?
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: Why not?
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: Why can't I just have a fucking gold chain summer?
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I called, I called the fucking company.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I don't know about you guys, do you guys get these ads?
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, I haven't gotten any of these things.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: I get all, I get these all the time on Instagram and Facebook.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think I know why.
• 22:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: So my kids in middle school is 12.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: And all those kids wear like one gold chain.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then we showed the picture on the show the other day of me as a seventh grade.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: He's a seventh grade.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're in one gold chain.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what the significance of that was of like, oh, hey, I'm fucking cool or whatever, but I'm like, you know what, dude?
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: I just want to see what happens for the summer.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: If I just wear one gold chain, what somebody fucking says to me, dude.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know, just the interaction that'll spark, and it's dope.
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I slept in this thing.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: There's me as a fucking seventh grade, a highlight of the gold chain for Chris next to him.
• 23:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: God, seventh grade was rough for me.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know how to checks the seventh grade from him.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: I know.
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: That was a tweeter period before I turned really hot.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not even with that gold chain.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: I thought the gold chain would help, and maybe that should be part of this ad read of like, hey dude, if you're struggling getting pussy, just go get some fucking gold chain soon,
• 23:25
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• 23:31
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• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: They've got a high of statements.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: We were looking through the pendants before the show today.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fucking awesome, dude.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: So let's go.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Why not?
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: I call them personally.
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I don't really care.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: What are those?
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: What's the top left picture?
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Those are awesome.
• 23:48
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• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: I get a Kobe one.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, you can put any picture in them.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, these are these are all custom.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is the Kobe one with angel wings?
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no, because he died now on counter crash.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let's fucking go, dude.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Can I get a Kobe pendant just for my, my gold chain, my one gold chain?
• 24:08
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• 24:20
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• 24:22
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• 24:24
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• 24:29
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• 24:46
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• 24:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Congratulations to him, all right?
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're proud of you.
• 24:50
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• 24:53
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• 25:13
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• 25:18
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• 25:50
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• 25:57
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• 26:13
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• 26:23
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• 27:02
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• 27:03
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• 27:04
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• 27:07
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• 27:09
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• 27:12
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• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: So there's shit that I call them.
• 27:16
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• 27:17
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• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: You say, hey, dude, you guys have nicotine.
• 27:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: 10s and companies on the show all the time that do these pouches, is there any ones without nicotine?
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: Do you have any of those?
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I was like, let me check into it, dude.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I go, I emailed the dude back and it came through the drink of bros email and I go, I go, yeah, there's this company called Ultra.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was like, I'll hit them up, dude.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I was like, more and more I started studying about it.
• 27:43
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• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, shit, dude.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: So it's like a nice natural pop, but a nice natural high.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: You get it in drinks, but these are available in pouches.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: There is absolutely no nicotine in there.
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: And what he was saying was he had a hard time quitting smoking after he came back from the military.
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: I smoke too.
• 28:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I get it.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm able to switch it out with nicotine and not kind of,
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: have the thing anymore, but I understand why you want to quit all together because you don't want to get a hook on it.
• 28:12
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• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: So here's an actual brand that is doing lip pillows and pouches and all their other shit that has no nicotine in them.
• 28:20
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• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: dude who's who's into it over there.
• 28:26
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• 28:31
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• 29:05
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• 29:20
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• 29:22
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• 29:24
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• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: I haven't had the red one yet.
• 29:26
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• 29:28
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• 29:29
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• 29:32
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• 29:34
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• 29:38
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• 29:41
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• 29:41
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• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Kind of rare that one of these supplements actually tastes good.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, because usually it's like it's hit mess.
• 29:50
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• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and I use the list on that from you fucking asshole, because that's what it's gonna be like.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: God damn dude.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: I didn't think we were getting into this today.
• 31:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: I really didn't look You know, you know, we're trying to inform people I understand that.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not just podcast So it's we're educated.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: I follow the science.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I did to where's Fauci at with this man I don't see him on TV diarrhea.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, we're in brownout coat.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: He lives in New York That's one of the most affected areas.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's probably still on the bathroom.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Why is he not?
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: uh... pushing a diary of vaccine right i want to be a diary is our uh... you want to be the these are for uh... trump the trump administration that way trump can fast trying to hear credentials i have done uh... come on military wise i'm sure you've shit yourself i've had this i'm talking about uh... so personal experience if you want to count that
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think I'll get Trump to fast track a vaccine for it, okay, and then I'll have him do 22,000 stock market trades in his first 18 months in office.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sure.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: How does what he's done out of all of us?
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think Jared would be number one I mean he was he had fucking a coalite too.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's had a coalite before from having live animals in his house Yeah, so that's he's number one live wild animals not like a daughter or something you're last on this list I think I'm second dude just because of all the shit holes.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: I've eaten that yeah, you need some weird shit
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, if it's there, I try not to even convene in anybody where I'm like, all right, what what what what do we got here?
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Surprisingly, where was that took the kids out somewhere, and there was a subway inside this gas station I'm not kidding Subway restaurant side of gas station.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god, and I ordered tuna and It was fine man.
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it came out all right Jared, but no, subway tuna used to be pretty good.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Everything came out all right.
• 33:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think, but, you know, when you start dabbling in those roller dogs or the roller tequitos, you're fucked, man.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: That shit is just, I mean, that is just baking up there and that grease.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: That means the tornadoes.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: That grease, that's in that bag, dude.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's just going to slide right through you.
• 33:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 33:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, fucking goo.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody, one of our buddies just sent me a YouTube video.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, I put it in your DMs, blue, go ahead and open this one.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is real.
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: This guy cut and check and I'm checking straight with his tone.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ah, ah, fuck.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, call me.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've seen this video going around a lot.
• 33:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nice to be able to can't fucking believe it.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: And how sharp is it?
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: God damn, Tony.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's what the fuckers did.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's one of the fuckers who liked that.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was a lot of Indians in my old neighborhood.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: And like, they've got, they're always wearing sandals and they got weird toenails, man.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's like, it's like part of their culture, where they don't cut their toenails.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's fucking weird, man.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: I grind mine down.
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sander, like a belt sander or something like that?
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Engel grinder.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: Engel grinder.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: You think a germ theory is going to make its way over there eventually?
• 34:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, if it has something to do there yet.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: I, I'm one of those people though, where I think my wife feels the same way, where I think if you get used to this, it's such an early age.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: You have like an iron stomach, eventually, where it's just like, all right, you can make it through anything, which is why there's a billion people over there.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: because they've been able to make it through this.
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, they do have a higher resistance to certain parasites and things like that.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Totally.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're able to climb into the gandries and not die from fucking rights.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Got worms.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it's because of this, man.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: When you're a baby, when you're not scratch that, let's say you're five years old.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Your dad takes you to that street meat location there.
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Indians start sawing off chicken with his fucking toenail and then cooks it right in front of you and it gives it to the boy.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: with curry sauce on and some other shit, you know, you're learning at a young age, friend, what that toilet truly means to you.
• 35:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think I might have some kind of resistance to be honest.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think so over and overseas?
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, um, when you used to go to Puerto Rico,
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: a lot.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would leave San Juan and drive down to like the either over to a place where I can fly over to VK's to Island with the Biola Municipal Bay and all that shit or down to the south east somewhere because there was some villages down there that I had friends living in and
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: they would always have street chicken okay vendors on the side of the road nothing looks legitimate right right but i'm hungry some eating it sure and uh my buddy uh airick would eat it get sick okay i would eat it and nothing would happen it's possible he got a bad chunk it's possible that what it may be a condiment that he added that i did not really recall what how it went down but i never got sick eating any that's off
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: If you get it with it with your lady dude, that'll get you through some hardship, pun intended.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know what you're getting into, Melon.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was one of my first trips of Mexico.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: We went to CosML.
• 36:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: One of this girl I was dating, we both got Monas and was revenge together.
• 36:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: Luckily, it was like four or five days in it.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was only like another day left or whatever it was.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna fly back to United States.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was only one bathroom in the hotel, like in our room.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it turned from, hey, I'm really sorry about this to I've got to use the trash can in the bathroom.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then it moved to the, it was a stand-up shower in there.
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wasn't a tub or anything else.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: And since it was all liquid, it was just like, well, doing this, I'll pull the curtain over to the side and it was just like there was two of us just going to, Joel hands.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: It almost, it got close, man.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was looking for something.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just for support, you know?
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not gonna say that's the only time I've seen Jesus, but it was really fucking close.
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know, that song, praying by Kesha?
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: How do we wish we were on YouTube today?
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: We could play it.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: But that's what was going on through my mind where I was just like holy shit, man, if I can get through this and just see that light over there on the other side?
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: I didn't see like a dead grandpa or anything, but I saw an outline of Jesus and he had his hand out.
• 37:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I don't know what it was for.
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's why you need to be in the room when your wife gives birth.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right?
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because once you see a football come out of her, that's all.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: All pretense.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: I didn't look.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's what I was going to ask you.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God, really?
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't care.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I've had my hands inside of a human body before.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's your fun.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that shit doesn't bother me.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're fun.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like all that stuff that happens.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, it wasn't me.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was actually my wife.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: My wife goes, hey, I don't want you to see this.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: So she requested a curtain up right above her stomach and she goes, I want you to hold my hands from behind and then I can't see up over the curtain and this is where first child and I go, why did you why do you want to do this and she goes I want there to be some romance laughs like I heard shit and other things come out and everything else and she's like I just don't want you to think about that.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know, next time we're having sex or something, I was just like, oh, all right, smart, you know.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now, when the baby was out, I cut the ambie.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I did that.
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I watched the doctor scoop out all the rest.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: Ah, I didn't.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: I heard the noise, because there was kind of flopping a pan or whatever it is.
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the placenta and stuff, and then they brought it over and show it.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a, it's kind of like, what does it look like?
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fogua?
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe like, oh, yeah, I kind of like that, actually a little bit, but a big chunk of it, and then she lifted up.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the, the, I don't even, the membrane part of like, hey, you're baby used to live inside here.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, yeah, that's fucking cool.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't come on man.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: I cut the unbeat.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I was all good on that.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: I did too.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I asked him if they would let me use my own knife, but maybe you some bullshit scissors.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did you win that?
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: I had a month and a half.
• 39:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I had this Montana knife on me, the new folder by the way, which you should get, and I was like, can I just, you know, like, I don't think so, because we just pulled this one out of a sanitary bag, and you just pulled that out of your dirty ass pocket.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, Harry.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're like, I'm not Indian, so I understand.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Babies 10 seconds old.
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's not give him whatever the fuck's on this.
• 39:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: I, I, I, I asked if I could chew it off.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was just like, well, man.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just let me give it a little nibble.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, how hard is it, you know what I'm saying?
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, can I chew this off?
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, I mean, some people eat them, right?
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: So, I mean, they do, yeah, that's true, right?
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was gonna ask Dan to eat the placenta raw right there in the hospital room.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I make a soup out of it and Canada.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, we save them, actually.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a placenta, what do you, what do you do with them?
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Harvest themselves.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay, that makes sense.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a lot of people are doing this now.
• 39:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then I, once you know what that, you can make a hat.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you're Jewish, because that's about how big it is.
• 39:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly, it's like a yamma cut.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a sweet little yamma.
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: The problem is that you can't use one of those, you can't use one of those hair clip things to hold it on.
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's really, I don't care about anything Jewish, really.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like none of it particularly bothers me.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: The whiny accent, sometimes from the North Eastern Jews is annoying.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: But by the way, no actual Semitic Jew from Israel sounds like that.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: They all sound like me, but Hebrew, right?
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: when they have the yamma go on and it's held by those hair pins something about I just rage elevates and really I don't understand why it's just like you went to all that effort to wear that fucking hat get a get some velcro duct tape at your fucking head or something I'll see that I don't know it's never it's completely it is a completely you ever have any of those uh... irrational rages the things that should not affect you in any way and you see and you're like
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: like legitimate injustice or somebody being a dick or cyclist, those are legitimate rage points.
• 41:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: But some stuff is like, why do I care about this?
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't understand.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've got a number of them.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: For me, I just think if you're God wants you to wear some form of fucking hat or clothing.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: What's the point, man?
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, he would have just stapled that to your goddamn head when he made you, you know, like the he jobs and all that.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's a reminder that the God has always above you, right?
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like not in a, that's what this is for this, huh?
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not in a subjugating sense, but like God's always there.
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, on top of your head with you, yeah.
• 41:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't need a reminder.
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sorry, like, you know, I don't need a fucking reminder.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's weird how we do hats in the different religions.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think Carlin used to do a good bit on this.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: I remember something about it.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Protestant Christians, women wear hats in church a lot.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: But the men don't, right?
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: See, think of like the crown, the Sunday crown for the women.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, especially black women, but white women do it too.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Older ladies, not so much anymore.
• 42:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: New Year, the Catholic Church, women know hats, men hats, but only the priests and your rank in the church is based on the size of your Goddamn hat.
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right, with Cardinals and Popes and all that other bullshit.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's just, there's so much going on there.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the Cardinals hat is kind of like a Yamako, right?
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's just bigger.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of a red Yamako, but big, yeah.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's the whole hat ranking system and religion to me is, that's odd.
• 42:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then for, obviously, for the, even the different Muslims, there's a different call, there's a, so there's a tall cardinal hat to you.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like how they had a St. Louis Cardinals hat in there.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: That looks like a burrking hat to me or a chef's hat.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I got ready to say the underwear.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to plain.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: But it's going to sink in the towel.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: So then the Muslims have different head deer depending on the country.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right?
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like the Saudis have that red.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: checkered I don't know if it's a gang thing or what it's also with the fucking yay the loop on it uh yeah that's the traditional this is the non ceremonial cardinal hat right here so the big Yamago but yeah I think uh
• 43:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's going to head to it.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Then the Jews in church are outside the church and we're in the Yamako, but they don't just take the Yamako off and they go in to the temple.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then maybe women put a hat on or something I think that maybe fourth of the ducks.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember how it is.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd have to watch that Carlin thing again because he went into all the pretty extensively.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, I just think a bunch of people back then had bozo rings is haircuts and they were like fuck dude How do we cover this up and kind of just pass it off I think maybe I told us yeah, but they don't they don't care about the aesthetic I think they were trying to keep their head warm
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because they, I mean, like, balding wasn't a big deal to anybody until recently.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: No one cared.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, this is kind of a, it kind of says, do you know who cared?
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: See, that's the shriner's right there.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what religion that is.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, those are the people outside of fucking Christmas, right?
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Asked you for money and shit?
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought those hats were like a religious hat from Morocco.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not the case.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: A fence.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: I thought it was a Turkish thing.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: A fence.
• 44:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Who fucking knows?
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't I don't I don't subscribe to any of this bullshit when I see people walking around Tartouche.
• 44:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's like what a miserable life.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: You must have short cylindrical peakless headdress made of felted wool And it is from Turkey from the Ottoman Empire.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know who cares?
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know who cares about their hair Is a wild one dude.
• 44:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: It just popped up yesterday in my feed John Cena So he shaved his head to get a fucking hair transplant
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at the he had a full head of hair though to back.
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Check this so that's real, right?
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: There you go.
• 44:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look it's seen a dude.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a nice hair.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: So, blue.
• 44:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: If you google this, I'm not kidding.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think he was on
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: either Pat Mac, if he or some other ESPN show, where he said, you guys fucking shame me, the fans shamed me into getting a hair transplant because he was going bald in the back and people were chanted and are some bullshit.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: And he gives this like serious fucking speech about it.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was like, whoa, dude, he really fucking cares about it.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I was like, man, you're John Cena.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Not only that, he was in the military, right?
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Mm.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: He could've just, you know, shaved his head.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, John Cena?
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, that no Marine thing was his character, right?
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are you serious?
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think he was saying that.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's stolen, Valorant.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: So like the fucking end to Greg?
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, Sergeant Sly had to break your heart.
• 45:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: But Sergeant Slotter was not a Sergeant Sly.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that true?
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to be sure if he was American.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, GI Joe's not a real, real military unit.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, John Cena never served in the military.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: He never searched.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: He just did the fucking solutes and all that bullshit.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: He did work at Gold's gym.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, so that's kind of the same right now when bullets were coming by you like wisdom by your head over there I bet you thought man Probably the same as I was working the front desk at Gold's gym today.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, no, probably identical Does he talk about it here?
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think this wasn't the interview, by the way.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, no, this is definitely not it.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: But just go, type in, go to Google or YouTube and just type in John Cena hair loss story and see what comes up.
• 46:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Cause I'm watching this thing and I'm waiting for the joke, the whole time.
• 46:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm like, what's the fucking bit here?
• 46:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it wasn't, man.
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: He was super serious about it.
• 46:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: So that wasn't on E.T.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was on ESPN.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: Definitely type in ESPN.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: because I watched this goddamn thing and I was like, holy shit man, like I actually kind of felt bad for him.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: So yeah, when he bends over, you can see how bold he is.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, he says he got bullied and he getting a fucking hair transplant.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, go to that one right there.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: One more down.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah, look it up, all these.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's worth it.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's worth it.
• 47:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's like when he shaves it, it looks normal, right?
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then the back of it, that's where it's all fucked up.
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, the thing is that if he converted to Judaism, I mean, he could easily cover that up.
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: perfect spot for y'all.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, why didn't he fucking y'all maca up dude?
• 47:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: That and he would have been, um, you know, in the world's ruling class, too.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's sure would have, because, and then I don't know what.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, like, how long you've got to be one before you get that bag of gold.
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: They all have her on their neck.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm curious about that too.
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey guys, I want to say that I'm working for his room.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: I got one gold chain summer to look at this.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: God, look at me floss this goddamn thing, dude.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: What is it?
• 47:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's gld.com, right?
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: I do all these guys.
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: I do all these guys.
• 47:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: They're on my Facebook.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then they sponsored the show.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's fine to bring all the shows for like a month.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: I just said, look, I'm going to do this for the summer.
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: Do it, man.
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you're 40% off of the promo code drink and bros at gld.com, go there, dude.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: You just get one gold chain, dude.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Take something back for you.
• 48:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: Take something back for yourself, dude.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's what I'm doing.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to wear it.
• 48:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's like, I'm sure you guys have four of the July parties in the neighborhood and all that shit, you know, the kids and everything else, you and I at least, you guys are single, but it's a bore about the kids for fourth of July than us, you know, adults have their own kind of like, yeah, I'm drinking whenever maybe maybe get something maybe you don't, right?
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: But it's about the children when you're that age and yeah, I wonder what people are going to think of just the one gold chain somebody made a comment about it.
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: You haven't gotten comments about it?
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, was it was one person there and it was a dude and he goes, that's interesting.
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I go, isn't it?
• 48:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Isn't it an interesting?
• 48:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's just one gold chain summer, dude.
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Isn't this nice?
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it's just a thin little gold chain to make you question your life.
• 49:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: We were like, the fuck is that guy doing with his life, man?
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it could just wear one thin gold chain to work every day.
• 49:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, you've got me sold on one order one today.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: He should do it.
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, go up, go to the top of this fucking thing, Luke.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no, there he is.
• 49:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm sorry.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: You had it.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: You had the right clip.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now fucking a blue go back up.
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: You had it all the way up all the way up.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right, now scroll down.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think it was that one right there.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: John Cena got hair plugs.
• 49:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Top one right there.
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, this is it.
• 49:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so he talks about the pugs, but here's the thing.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: The pugs don't take for everybody.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: So like LeBron James did it.
• 49:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: And if you look at the back of his head, he's got huge scars, because that's where they take the hair and they put on top of your head.
• 49:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it's like 50, 50, or whether or not it's going to take.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: So it didn't take for LeBron James, so he started shaving his fucking head.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: But you can see this shield scar that goes like ear to ear around the back of the skull, because that's where they take it from here.
• 50:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I'm watching this live, by the way.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm no lie.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm watching this live, and I'm like,
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wait a minute, man, I'm waiting for the bit.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're on a comedy show here, and there was no bit, man.
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Press play, I'm not kidding.
• 50:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Another guy from Massachusetts Conner has a question.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, John, it's an honor to be sitting up here with sweet master Ashman.
• 50:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you very much.
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: I appreciate you.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Ashman, I've never heard that.
• 50:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: There's something about me bringing one back, I was supposed to tell you that.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can't grow facial hair.
• 50:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: I haven't shaved in 10 years.
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: In this new era, you might be able to.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love to.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, okay, all right.
• 50:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just do something.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, sure.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, that look good.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought you did it's coming in.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: You did something.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I did I did it's coming in and you're coming in.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, see I listen to you idiots.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I do
• 50:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: You have to take the ones from the side and plant them in on top.
• 50:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.
• 50:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: You take the lawn over here and you put it on the drain spot.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: It just takes a while for it to come in.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's coming in.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's coming in.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: It comes in a couple of months.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: It looks better.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I thought it looked great last night.
• 51:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought it looked great last night.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, hopefully.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's worth more.
• 51:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, those today.
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe, but I can't grow a mustache.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I got nothing.
• 51:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, again, we can figure that out.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll go a little bit.
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, catch right here.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Put them on.
• 51:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've read it both of the lip.
• 51:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's another headline for your hair transplant.
• 51:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
• 51:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm dropping them dog.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you, dude.
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's no shame in that, man.
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I got a problem.
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I try to fix it.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm doing.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Science has come to a hell.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, hey, you know what?
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: This has been a thing.
• 51:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let us help you.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm not going to tell you did it because I'm still waiting for it to get better.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Once it gets better and I got the long, flowing locks and I'm going to be like, yo, go to this guy.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're thinking about it, truly go to this guy.
• 51:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm working on it, working progress, working progress, like I care, but working progress.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: It looks unbelievable.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, I just saw this only ball spot signs, you know, and then that's the thing when you get it.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, so you get the deal, right?
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: And your hair falls out because the new ones have to grow, so the old one falls out.
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: So like, in January, February was like, I had it in November.
• 52:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's when I came like half a skin hit up here.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: You guys, oh, that's the way.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for being so aware of my needs and emotions because you guys ripped me to shreds.
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: for a genetic problem that I can't control.
• 52:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, dude, you don't look good enough out there.
• 52:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like that's what I'm saying.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: This isn't cool.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: You guys aren't cool to me.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like this is, why do you think I did?
• 52:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm in the rumble who you don't try to win.
• 52:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: And like, hey, I was above five.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, you know, that's not fair.
• 52:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can't control that.
• 52:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: It happens to seven out of 10 dudes.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, hold on, hold on though.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Their hair shaming of you has made it.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: What?
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Better, I think.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: You want to make some plays?
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hair's growing in full.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: I get it.
• 52:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yo, I get leaning into uncomfortable stuff.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's like, hey, maybe if you got a good friend, and they tell you like, maybe don't wear that out.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's cool.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: What do you, sons of bitches, could have put me to the side?
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: and you make me feel small and you embarrass me like y'all don't know what that's like that is straight up bullying and that's what you were just saying.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't like sure.
• 53:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was going to hear a good stuff.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: It means thank you.
• 53:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so so thank you for bullying me into getting surgical hair replacement like that's how far that's how far y'all push me.
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just appreciate that.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yo, it's coming in, come home, fuzzy, come home, fuzzy, yeah, it does look fantastic.
• 53:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: It tangent, anyway, here we go.
• 53:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, look at that.
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: So now you're trying to swing it back into an interview and you're like, oh, I was not expecting this.
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: You have fucking bullied in and doing it by the crowd.
• 53:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now, the best one of all time, if you really want to see one.
• 53:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: uh... type in land in donovan the soccer players since the world cup is going on uh... he got a fucking transit he's always been boldest shit rights and he got a fucking transplant yep there you go go to the uh... blue yep so there he is now great
• 53:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, see what happened here, Dan?
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of hair on this fucking dude.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, looks like it worked.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: It does, however, they'd not tell him how long the process would take and what happens to you.
• 54:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: So go to the picture directly to the left, Luke, of that picture right there.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep, he had to go live on air like this.
• 54:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh boy, I'm not kidding.
• 54:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why would they not let him wear a hat?
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 54:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But there's no situation where I have to wear a hat.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's too many of this pictures.
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let me see what people have seen.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: So because they take that line, like I was telling you guys around the back of your skull like this, ear to ear.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: And they shave it like that.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: And they started putting it back in or whatever.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe you're not allowed to cover it up with a hat or something because it's going to block the hair growth or something, I don't understand that world.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: But this motherfucker had to go live on air and he had to address it right off the top.
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: Can he not just shave all of it?
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just shave the rest off.
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.
• 54:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like it's like the move.
• 54:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's so bizarre to me.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: So yeah, anyways, he came back and he's got hair and then Erlacker did it too, our old co-host for NFL.
• 55:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: Erlacker did that as well.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: If you go to Brian Erlacker's hair, that's nuts, dude.
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's absolutely nuts.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now, some people who's worked for, Bradley Cooper, it worked for cool.
• 55:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but look at Erlacker's hair.
• 55:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: There you go.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: yeah did a good job on the one ship and i think that's it's turkey everybody says you got to go to turkey for the shun uh... i don't know why turkey for uh... uh... you a does it now two i think really uh... i'm gonna think of the other one was it was pretty fucking prominent that did it's
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Shit, it's not coming to me right now, but yeah, these guys, man, but fucking homeboy just going live on air like that with his head all shaved up.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a block.
• 55:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a move.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, isn't it?
• 55:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: For sure.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Isn't it?
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Because I also find it strange because he did all the commentating for all of soccer.
• 55:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, for a while.
• 55:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know why he's not doing the World Cup.
• 56:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe the hair wasn't back in or whatever, man.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: But also when you're bald like that, it's it really is helpful for headers.
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know, if you're sweaty and you got long hair and shit, it's not great, you got to head that ball off that bald skin like that, dude.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, look at him, dude.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Bald is shit.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, that's the top picture looks like a joke, doesn't it?
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it looks like, uh, a meme looks like a fucking Somalian.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Somalian's hairline start way back here, dude.
• 56:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, he's right, look on the back of their head.
• 56:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopted one of those fuckers and she just graduated from One of those HBCUs, or whatever, right her hairline is I mean literally starting Three-quarters back dude.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: It is insane and they just adopted when you look at the family now because the kids are all grown up 30 different fucking races It was like seven kids that they adopted man.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's nuts
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: it's absolutely fucking nuts.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: It looks like a fucking junior college brochure of like there's no safe space is here.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're so diverse.
• 57:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: It doesn't matter, man.
• 57:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you pull up his kids waterhead, you'll see it.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: It is.
• 57:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's a fucking tower.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: I forget what our name is.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: She's graduated from even his car.
• 57:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no, no.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's totally.
• 57:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wow.
• 57:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: And they don't talk to him anymore.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: So they all
• 57:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: blow that up.
• 57:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, even the fucking Asian kids bald, fuck me, dude.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Zoom into that black chicks head right there.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look, look at that.
• 57:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's where the hairline starts.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: She's 22 years old.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that's a hell of hairline.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: That nuts man.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: At that point, I just shave the whole shit and just be like, well, this is what I'm going to do, man.
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm going to go fucking J to Pink and Smith on this one.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or just wear a wig or something like that.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: What's up with the Asian kid?
• 58:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: I haven't seen, so he's fucking bald, too, huh?
• 58:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: Man, it doesn't matter how rich you are, dude.
• 58:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: You cannot control these little fuckers that you adopt.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Going back in time, if they would have just had their own kids, look at that.
• 58:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: You can tell who their own kids are and who isn't.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: You'd two of the best-looking people in the planet right there.
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: And instead, they were like, hmm, not good enough.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let's go to these countries and adopt some agos and then find out, let's change their lives, dude.
• 58:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: And maybe that's what it is, instead of make a wish, it's just adopt an ago.
• 58:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: And, you know, you can get pussy because your parents are famous for sure.
• 58:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: You want to fuck Brad Pitt's son, zoom into that Asian right there, dude.
• 58:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's why he should have kept Pitt as his last name.
• 58:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's a rare name, right?
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: You don't hear that very often and be like, oh, who's the Asian Brad Pitt?
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, Brad Pitt's my dad.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: You can still get pussy looking like that, you know?
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's just a quick tip out there for any celebrity kids.
• 59:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, man, I don't, with as much money as they had, you got two baldies in the family at the fucking 22 years old.
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you got to do something about that.
• 59:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's not, man.
• 59:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's when you go for the religion.
• 59:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: put that chicken a fuck yeah but he job yeah that's you got to go to his never know she's bald yeah you never know she's bald the Asian what's their shit oh he can he can munk it up dude he could shave his head and see his fucking munk yeah yeah and just be like hey man I'm I'm on to the teachings of of the Buddhist monk of whatever and then everybody would respect it they would be like oh shit dude are you bald now been studying with these Tibetan monks I mean all the monks are bald anyway yeah maybe that's why
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's part of it.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Find a monk, just type in to bet in monk and see how bald these fuckers are.
• 59:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: And just pick random pictures.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't see, just this is anecdotal obviously, but still I just could click on images.
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, let's see.
• 59:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let me know, you're just going to get Gandhi, but yeah, they're all, they're all bald.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, there's a white guy.
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm not.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're all bald.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: Who's his honky down there?
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: You seem blue, right there, middle of the screen.
• 1:00:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: It seems Dave monk.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Right there.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: All the way.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: Who's this guy?
• 1:00:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's Eastern European guys.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
• 1:00:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I thought that was a weighty.
• 1:00:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not.
• 1:00:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, maybe then it's a weighty.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a weighty.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: What are you saying?
• 1:00:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: But they, I mean, I don't even know what women do shit.
• 1:00:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did they shave their heads or is it?
• 1:00:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she's got heads shaved.
• 1:00:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they shave.
• 1:00:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you look at the young monks, like the new converts or whatever the fuck they come, they've all got shaved heads.
• 1:00:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can see the stubble.
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, I think we're on to something.
• 1:00:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think these people realize they're going bald, and they're like, I gotta get ahead of this.
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: I gotta get it.
• 1:00:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's all you can do.
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't afford to go to, I'll get dabby, right?
• 1:00:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Can monks fuck?
• 1:00:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: Are you allowed to fuck in that religion?
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I don't think so.
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, keep it on site.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So let's see.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Keep jack-off.
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that's between you and God.
• 1:00:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, I think if they jack-off, they do it just like, like, this guy, right?
• 1:00:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: Seriously?
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you see this.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, yeah.
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:01:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's why the robes are so long.
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: They don't actually, they're fucking drenched in it all day.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: They don't actually touch their cock.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: They just meditate to, they meditate to orgasm.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wow.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anytime you see him sitting like that, they're cranking one out.
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: Or it's just like, you know, bother me.
• 1:01:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: I crank now in silence, and then it's just, uh, Sidney Swenney, uh, Sidney Swenney, uh, fuck man, I didn't know we were going to go on a rabbit hole like this today.
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Whatever, man, since we're here, we're here.
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, there was a weird thing that popped up to, uh, speaking of Sidney Swenney in my feed.
• 1:01:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um,
• 1:01:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: We were talking about Tarantino off-air before the show started.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: And did you know that all the fucking people he casts in the Manson family are all fucking famous now?
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah, I'm seeing that.
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at the picture, dude.
• 1:01:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sydney Swenie's one of them.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: I didn't know.
• 1:02:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was like, I had no idea.
• 1:02:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: I just didn't realize her.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Austin Butler, he was like, he's one of them.
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: Lean it down on him was one of them.
• 1:02:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: There's this other chick.
• 1:02:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: There was like five people in the United States famous.
• 1:02:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: We just pulled her up the other day on Ross Pops and Revolution.
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now wild, because if you see that movie, they don't really have a lot of dialogue.
• 1:02:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: They're just kind of running around, doing bullshit.
• 1:02:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, look at this, man.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: All these fucking people are famous now.
• 1:02:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: Zoom in to Cindy Sweeney.
• 1:02:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: She have fucking... Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is that her far left?
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Swing.
• 1:02:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 1:02:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: Swing dog.
• 1:02:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Who's that tobs in the middle?
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, those are background actors, all of the other ones, like the ones that were prominent in the car in the future, yeah, yeah, the four in the car, they're all famous.
• 1:02:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah, not all of these old goes, you know, that's hard to get famous being ugly.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Who's your accountant?
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Because it's not like Sidney Sweetie, it's right?
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's like, uh, you look at Steve Boosham and you're like, man, how did you do it?
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's a firefighter.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Put it on.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: How did you fucking do it?
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: He was a New York firefighter before he was an actor.
• 1:03:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: So you're saying his dedication is what put him over his service to the country.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: because I mean, being a firefighter in New York is basically like being in the fucking military my opinion.
• 1:03:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not kidding.
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: He was also there.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he volunteered at 9-11 and shit like that.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, damn.
• 1:03:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Did he really?
• 1:03:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:03:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Unlike Williams.
• 1:03:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Brian Williams.
• 1:03:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Brian Williams.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was on a helicopter.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: He was a door gunner on a space shuttle or something.
• 1:03:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I remember.
• 1:03:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: He was getting blown up, left and right.
• 1:03:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then he was under sniper fire.
• 1:03:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then Steve ran his E.C.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: was he jumped out.
• 1:03:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think on the 75th floor.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: That killed his career.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Didn't it?
• 1:03:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: He was in the league.
• 1:03:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: He could have landed for a stand-up career.
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then, man, he had to go in a show and just push it and say I was in the fucking 911.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: For no read, like just lying about that.
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: What a weird lie to tell.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was in 9-11, dude.
• 1:04:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: The next podcast I go on, I'm just gonna say that.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just lead off with that.
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, what's up, man?
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: You've had a weird lie, man.
• 1:04:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was in 9-11.
• 1:04:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fuckin' eight.
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, just say, at 81st floor.
• 1:04:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just say that you never got overnight, 11.
• 1:04:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because that's kind of nebulous, you know what I mean?
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, you're not actually making a claim about having been there.
• 1:04:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody did that.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody did that in some show.
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're like, um, trying to make an excuse for why they were Why they cheated on their wife or someone's like, yeah, and I never really fully processed 9-11 Something I don't remember what it was.
• 1:04:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, let me see what it was.
• 1:04:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's a great excuse.
• 1:04:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, how'd you cheat on me?
• 1:04:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Man, I just haven't really gotten over 9-11.
• 1:04:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wait, here it is.
• 1:04:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 1:04:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was right here.
• 1:04:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was Ryan from the office
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't real.
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: But he can't play because I don't nuke everything.
• 1:04:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: He said, uh, type in Steve Rayna's easy talking about 9-11.
• 1:05:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't think I've actually seen the clip.
• 1:05:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think I just read the text.
• 1:05:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: He probably, if he smart his PR company has done DSMC.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think it was on a big show.
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: I want to say like WTF or something back in the day.
• 1:05:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, type in Steve ran as easy, the comedian talking about 9-11, just go to YouTube, you gotta get out of Google.
• 1:05:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: Because that clip's gonna be there.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: I've never heard of the full clip, I've only read the text version of it, where I was like, oh shit, are you fucking kidding me?
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it was back when like podcasts weren't really big, or anything.
• 1:05:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: If I remember correctly.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: And you're struggling with this one, Bluke.
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:05:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, just fire, man.
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: There we go.
• 1:05:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think I got it.
• 1:05:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Was this it?
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Where was he on?
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Was he a good morning America?
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Coming clean over a lie.
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's going for 14.
• 1:05:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: No.
• 1:05:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: So this is they're discussing it.
• 1:05:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: But somebody in the chat saying that it was on Howard Stern.
• 1:06:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, shut the fuck up.
• 1:06:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: The ultimate New York district you're going to lie about that.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wow, all right.
• 1:06:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So to do it and there isn't any, there's nothing but a downside here.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
• 1:06:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's boggles the mind.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, you know, part of the people said that, you know, you profit off the video, I never, you know, I mean, I never took a dollar for, I never walked around Pete Davidson, who's a comedian is on Saturday Night Live and he, his father died in the trade center and we spoke that day and I apologize to him and, you know,
• 1:06:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: The thing that he said to me, he's like, well, you know, he's like, obviously, he's like, people make mistakes because I'm 21 and I'm going to make a ton of mistakes.
• 1:06:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, but the one thing I want to make sure is that I'm the 911 community.
• 1:06:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not the 911 community.
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, I want to make sure that you understand that.
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: So right away, he was like,
• 1:06:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna be okay.
• 1:07:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's okay, you know, here is a situation that I can take some pressure off of you and I was like I can't even I can't even say thank you enough to Pete Davidson for someone to be so young and so Understanding of you know, of people making mistakes to me.
• 1:07:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that guy is top notch because you expect him to What a crazy fucking story man.
• 1:07:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was in 9-11 holy shit
• 1:07:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Holy shit dude, and it was like pre-camera phones.
• 1:07:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: So you probably thought, uh, who cares how did they catch him?
• 1:07:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't remember Somebody I think whatever flory they were on whatever company was just like no dude.
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can never fucking work So yeah, yeah, I know it's pretty quick.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: You got outed by Dave 9 11.
• 1:07:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: God.
• 1:07:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Could you imagine dude?
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: There's a night or two behind it.
• 1:07:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: We're fortunate.
• 1:07:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, there's a 9 11 commission that just kind of lets you talk about it or not talk about it
• 1:07:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Pete Davidson's the weird one for me, because his whole thing was his father died and 9-11 obviously, and then he had trouble with it and dealing with it and drugs and everything else.
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: But as soon as that Saudi comedy festival was dishing out money to comedians, he fucking took the money and went there and did it, like, if 9-11 killed my dad, that would be the last thing that I would do, it was like,
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, over to Saudi Arabia and just check it out.
• 1:08:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: You would think so for a couple million dollars.
• 1:08:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let me buy your way out of 911.
• 1:08:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: Can I buy myself out of 911 for your dad?
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: Are we good?
• 1:08:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: And yeah, dude, that's always been a fucking weird one for me, you know?
• 1:08:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Shit.
• 1:08:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm looking back on that.
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: I forgot about that whole circus.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: The guy's disappeared, no.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'd like that's it.
• 1:08:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe he's working in it.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: What if he's working in the new trade center?
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he's trying to make a men's right now.
• 1:08:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, um, I mean, the only way he can really make amends is for Muslims to, well, well, that'll happen any day, you know, that's gonna happen any day.
• 1:08:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think they're probably Muslim probably working in the building now, so maybe they won't do it.
• 1:09:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: They're, they're not afraid to fucking Allah Akbar, the whole god damn place or themselves.
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so yeah, I suppose.
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: That city's going down any, any moment.
• 1:09:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're just kind of waiting for it.
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: I wonder, you think shit's gonna pop off for 4th July?
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, I hope not, I think you would have.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: happened today to be honest.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: I was in college there and be my parents if I had flown up to to go to the Fourth of July thing in New York.
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's a huge deal in the Hudson River and they blow off all these fireworks on these barges and they're still doing the parade.
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fucking awesome.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know because the Taylor Swift thing is there.
• 1:09:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: So that is shut down all of what a weird time to have your wedding there.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is the thing where Mom Donnie said, hey, set the ACs to 98 or 70 degrees.
• 1:09:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: And she is shut down midtown, which is like, man, you've got to cross through all that shit to get to one side of the other there.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: Go to his speech right there.
• 1:10:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm talking about putting the thermostat at 78.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think he does say something about the Taylor Swift weather.
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Please set their thermostats to see it.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: He does, but I don't think it's in his clothes.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see that the stress on our power grid.
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, that was just him saying the 78 degrees part.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Not a fucking prayer dude.
• 1:10:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: That thermostat goes below 68 my house.
• 1:10:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: I fucking lose my mind dude.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: I lose my fucking mind.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: My kids sleep upstairs and I'm like, hey, new whatever you want up here.
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right, you touch this one down here.
• 1:10:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're losing a fucking digit.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right, this is serious shit.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: 78.
• 1:10:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Not one goddamn prayer dude.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm calling the AC guy if it hit 76.
• 1:10:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm like, this shit isn't working.
• 1:10:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fuck out here, dude.
• 1:10:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Man, that's wild, but this heat wave is going on.
• 1:10:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: What, all we can, right?
• 1:11:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it's until Tuesday, maybe.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember.
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so what he says about Taylor Swift, here it is.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: My recommendation to all New Yorkers is to stay inside and stay cool.
• 1:11:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you happen to be getting married at Madison Square Garden, you will be staying inside and you will be staying cool.
• 1:11:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's a good example to set for the city at large.
• 1:11:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: When it comes to these temperatures are extraordinary temperatures, my recommend is God, I hate this fucking guy.
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's absolutely fucking nuts dude, but yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if if you had an attack in that city and I give it two years For real, um, with a Muslim population and all that other shit happening.
• 1:11:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, give this fucking thing two years Something's gonna pop off in New York City.
• 1:11:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, um, and it's gonna be bad now Steve ran as easy like look If he is working in that tower though that would kind of make up for it.
• 1:11:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Or it's just like hey
• 1:12:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm walking the talk now.
• 1:12:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: I waited so mom Donnie got in there and then I accepted a job at the new 9-11 tower.
• 1:12:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: That would make me be like, all right, cool man, you're back.
• 1:12:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: I think one of the people who just got elected are actually representing the tower.
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: uh... in like like their district uh... really uh... they're gonna dress like it for Halloween is that what they do they put on it they wear those jeans no like they uh... like they uh... nine eleven jeans the tower is within their district like go to uh... amazon if you see the nine eleven jeans look other great dude great see if they come in your size
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: The 9-Eleven genes are the greatest thing ever, but I'm trying to think of a place where I could wear them, and I can't.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Especially with kids, like, you know, you three kids showing up at the mall and you're wearing 9-Eleven genes.
• 1:12:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's because it's just, it's the towers and they're on fire, by the way.
• 1:13:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: So like the planes have already struck the legs, the leg portion of this.
• 1:13:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's type of 9-Eleven genes, and see what you got there.
• 1:13:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Go to Google.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: They might have taken them off here.
• 1:13:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: These are like happy 9-11 remember, in scenes.
• 1:13:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: I want the fucking ones with the legs around fire and the planes have already gone through the jeans.
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: There they are, right there.
• 1:13:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: What do you think, Coup?
• 1:13:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Where could I wear these out with my kids?
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is what I wanted to do.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, do you ever take your kids to a rave?
• 1:13:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because I think that maybe that could fit in and a rave.
• 1:13:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't even think it would play it array.
• 1:13:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: If everybody's on ecstasy and then they're just sterile and they're not lying about 9-11.
• 1:13:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that wouldn't work.
• 1:13:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: No one would want to hang out with you, give you a lollipop, sir, fucking menthol cigarettes and shit is your own ecstasy.
• 1:13:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, they wouldn't see your pants at first, and then they'd be super high.
• 1:13:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then they'd see your pants.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Zoom into these fucking things, dude.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that, holy shit.
• 1:13:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: So who sells these?
• 1:14:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Where did you find them?
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Those are the ones that I was talking about.
• 1:14:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's from an Instagram post.
• 1:14:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: You can get them on Etsy.
• 1:14:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I was going to say I'm pretty sure you stop.
• 1:14:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: You can find everything on Etsy.
• 1:14:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: How much is the 911 jeans?
• 1:14:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: 67 bucks?
• 1:14:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
• 1:14:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right.
• 1:14:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wow, look at how detailed those are.
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is there a shot of the back?
• 1:14:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, what happened?
• 1:14:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is the plane coming out of the back of the jeans?
• 1:14:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, they put a fucking black guy in them.
• 1:14:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: They put a Muslim guy in the fucking 911 genes.
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: No way.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: Seems like that's your display photo right there.
• 1:14:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, that's probably Photoshop, right?
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: I doesn't matter.
• 1:14:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: You could have picked any race.
• 1:14:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: True.
• 1:14:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Could have picked fucking Asian, you know?
• 1:14:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: They had nothing to do with it.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, I vote we make this part of the new company uniform.
• 1:14:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: We all wear 911 genes to work every day.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: So these, this is going to be a drawstring of these sweatpants.
• 1:14:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: These ones are pajama pants here.
• 1:14:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, pajamas.
• 1:14:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: So you can sleep in 9-11.
• 1:14:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's nice.
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: It can match your covers.
• 1:15:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:15:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is there a fucking cover?
• 1:15:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Tell me there's a bed.
• 1:15:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: There's, there's gotta be.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: There's a bed cover with 9-11.
• 1:15:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, there's the 9-11 shorts.
• 1:15:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that, Luke.
• 1:15:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Same page.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: Holy fuck, are you kidding me?
• 1:15:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: Those are boxer 9-11 underwear.
• 1:15:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: 9-11 boxers, look at that.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: They fucked it up.
• 1:15:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: They need to put the towers in the center.
• 1:15:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, where the dick is, yeah.
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, you can see there's a tower creeping in and then from behind, that's where the towers getting hit right there.
• 1:15:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: With all that fire coming out of his ass, it looks like he got that Indian poop to see.
• 1:15:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure did, dude.
• 1:15:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got that fucking diarrhea skin, bro.
• 1:15:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but see if there's a duvet cover, like a bed cover for a 911, just to kind of sleep underneath that.
• 1:15:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: You wake your wife up in the middle of the night.
• 1:15:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, on fucking stealing all the 911 covers.
• 1:15:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Give me some fucking covers, dude.
• 1:15:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Aaaaaaah!
• 1:16:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is that it?
• 1:16:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't feel confident in that one.
• 1:16:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: You look for a duvet.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let's do a 911 cover.
• 1:16:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, this, this is before the towers went down.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: So you could, you could live pre, so you never have to go on.
• 1:16:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:16:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: You could live pre 2000 one there.
• 1:16:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you could have the, the duvet has the tower standing and then the sheet underneath it is then exploding.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's, it's them on fire.
• 1:16:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the planes.
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: You turn it into a 911 flip book.
• 1:16:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Or yeah, because you would have do they cover normal normal numbers and then your top sheet top sheet is all the show fire.
• 1:16:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: What's the planes?
• 1:16:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, and then the fidget sheet around the bed is the fucking buildings on fire.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think you can make the pillows the planes that are really Oh, I like that pillows coming into different angles and then the throw blanket is obviously people jumping out.
• 1:16:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah
• 1:16:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Not trying to be insensitive folks mean either guys, but there was a comedian who said he was a 9-11 who wasn't you know, and I'm the 9-11 comedian Yeah, I'm the book good 9-11 comedian.
• 1:17:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's me motherfucker Right, I'm the one who never forgets 9-11 Man, there's a lot of shit you can buy for this.
• 1:17:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: What's the top one?
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think that's the TV show 9-11
• 1:17:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
• 1:17:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: What was his?
• 1:17:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: Pop, pop in Nick Cage, 9-11 movie.
• 1:17:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: He was the firefighter, saving people in shit.
• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, with Nick Cage, I wouldn't say it's a place where it's called a World Trade Center.
• 1:17:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: One of the pilots.
• 1:17:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't see the movie, so forgive me.
• 1:18:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's Connor here.
• 1:18:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you mixed Connor with, and instead of them crashing the plane in Vegas, it goes into the World Trade Center.
• 1:18:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now, pop in, zoom in to Nick Cage.
• 1:18:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Then you got John Markovs running wild in New York.
• 1:18:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at this.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: This was when it's happening.
• 1:18:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: That mustache says, far, far, far, far, and down.
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let's go and down.
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: If Nick Cage is looking at that, oh my God, somebody had to direct this, too, because it's a close-up.
• 1:18:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: So whenever somebody is somebody's close-up, the director, because the CGI is not happening, right?
• 1:18:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: So you have to tell them what's going on.
• 1:18:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Nick.
• 1:18:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right, the second tower just got hit, go.
• 1:18:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: And that, this is his face, right here.
• 1:18:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Why?
• 1:18:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's my motivation?
• 1:18:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:18:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Why?
• 1:18:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: The country's under attack, Nick.
• 1:18:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a terrorist attack.
• 1:18:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, you gotta do better.
• 1:18:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:18:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll never.
• 1:18:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I care, I know.
• 1:18:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Why does my character care?
• 1:19:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you know who asked me that?
• 1:19:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fuck it, it's been 10 years, I can say it.
• 1:19:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, I don't give a shit.
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was a Keith David.
• 1:19:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: Keith David pulled me a sign in range 15.
• 1:19:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: No method actually.
• 1:19:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'll never forget this.
• 1:19:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: You pull up his picture for the audience, in case you've never seen this movie.
• 1:19:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: He's a great actor.
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: He played me.
• 1:19:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he did.
• 1:19:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: He played Colonel Hallway.
• 1:19:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wow.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, there it is.
• 1:19:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, if you don't recognize his photo, if you don't know his face, you definitely know his boys.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: You would know his boys is the president from Rick and Morty.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right.
• 1:19:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: So, this is a true fucking story, man.
• 1:19:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: So, I'm the director of this movie.
• 1:19:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is the last guy I think I have to give notes to, right?
• 1:19:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know, it's all veterans and shit have never acted or anything else.
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: So, I'm like, all right.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: So, he comes over to me and he goes, uh, sort of my thinking about this scene.
• 1:19:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I looked at them when I go, right, it was late too, because we were going to know over time when I was like, I go, are you fucking kidding me?
• 1:19:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, are you fucking with me right now?
• 1:19:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it goes, no, I want to know what I'm supposed to be thinking about right now.
• 1:20:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I was like, there's fucking zombies, man.
• 1:20:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're trying to get, like, you're thinking about your white daughter, which is weird with no arms.
• 1:20:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get fucked by a dumpster.
• 1:20:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not kidding that scene was next and I go the end of this conversation was because they were you're shooting the same building so you just kind of moved the the next set which is in another room right so he's talking about the zombies and evacuating the base and trying to get everybody out of here and he goes why am I doing this and I go so I had to pretend to care I can I did not care I was just like brother there's fucking zombies man all over this place and you are just trying to give orders and get
• 1:20:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it goes, are they going to kill us?
• 1:20:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I go, yep, they're going to kill you, your whole family, your whole fucking family tree, everything else, and all that other shit.
• 1:20:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: It goes, okay, okay.
• 1:20:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it goes, you know, this is shit, I need to know.
• 1:20:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I go, okay, fair enough.
• 1:21:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I go, so, and it was the last take of the scene, and I go, just so we're clear, I'm just going to give you the next scene, you're going to be, somebody's going to be throwing keys at an armless,
• 1:21:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: girl, a white girl who's your daughter that's gonna hit her in the chest and then she's gonna spend the next four minutes on the ground trying to pick up those fucking keys with no arms.
• 1:21:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Okay?
• 1:21:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just kind of giving her the heads up for the rest of the day and that's it.
• 1:21:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Because that was the last scene we shot that day and yeah dude, he wanted to know about the zombies and all that other shit.
• 1:21:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: I can see Nick Cage saying the same thing.
• 1:21:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey Nick, the movie is about 9-11.
• 1:21:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: What's my motivation?
• 1:21:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know, it's terrorism, what do you, what do you think Nick?
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: What do you think the movie is called World Trade Center?
• 1:21:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, that's the movie, it's on the title of the script, you know?
• 1:21:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Holy shit, dude.
• 1:21:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Ah boy, and I remember on R and said range 15 and the first page says, we're on the verge of a zombie apocalypse, cool, enough said, you know?
• 1:22:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: That really sets the tone forward, everything.
• 1:22:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't need you to think about anything here.
• 1:22:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, god, that's great.
• 1:22:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: National treasure.
• 1:22:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't, I don't know.
• 1:22:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: And maybe that's why they're better actors than everybody else because they really fucking, they really dig deep, you know.
• 1:22:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: I need to know why the second tower was it, bad?
• 1:22:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, terrorism, Nick, you know?
• 1:22:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's kind of what they do.
• 1:22:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: And they're trying to blow up the whole goddamn thing there.
• 1:22:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh boy, this shit always makes me laugh too.
• 1:22:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: And that blonde girl, she fucking parties, by the way, Monica, I forgot what her last name is.
• 1:22:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Whatever, it's been a weird day today, and I like it.
• 1:22:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: If you're out there, there's 9-11 jeans, give me a 36-34, okay?
• 1:22:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: If they're pajamas, and you want to, you know, send them in, just an XL, and those 9-11 pajamas will be fine.
• 1:23:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: So they are selling jeans.
• 1:23:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, uh, this might be one of those, one of those finds you can only get from a thrift shop.
• 1:23:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: I imagine stumbling across that and the favorite 9-11 jeans do at, at, at, at Mima's fucking house of, of fucking horrors or jeans or whatever it is.
• 1:23:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm all in them.
• 1:23:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm all in them.
• 1:23:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: I can get one attack over time, but just, on the jeans, what would you want it to be?
• 1:23:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, Jane.
• 1:23:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the, hey, two legs, two victims.
• 1:23:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it's perfectly thing about it.
• 1:23:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Blue, pull up the crime scene photos of the blood.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: All you need is the, I think the blood from the porch.
• 1:23:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's all you would need for those sheans.
• 1:23:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: And you would know exactly what the fuck they are.
• 1:23:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Because there's that tile, there's that Spanish tile, and then there's blood everywhere, there it is.
• 1:23:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep, each leg is one of those.
• 1:23:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:24:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a five-year-old.
• 1:24:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Five-year-olds don't hear the word don't.
• 1:24:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: They just hear the thing you said.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, God, damn it.
• 1:24:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: So if you did, you know it's crime corner.
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: If you did each leg like this, I would know exactly with that.
• 1:24:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: And we can show this.
• 1:24:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's just a little bit.
• 1:24:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sing each other.
• 1:24:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that's it.
• 1:24:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: I would know exactly what that is.
• 1:24:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: And we're like, oh, you're wearing fuckin' oil.
• 1:24:32
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know what you should do?
• 1:24:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: You should blur out the plant, all in the other side.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 1:24:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: I would know exactly what that is.
• 1:24:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: I thought you would have said Hiroshima.
• 1:24:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: with the, like, Japanese faces are melting off.
• 1:24:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, that mean two mushroom clouds would look cool.
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, but I'm for each leg.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then some fucking skin being peeled off the faces, like in an open-himer.
• 1:24:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: And no?
• 1:24:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: That would be a fun one.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, type in a Hitler's bunker.
• 1:25:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody stole some bunker jeans would be fun.
• 1:25:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody stole the Somali flag off of Buffalo City Hall.
• 1:25:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Already?
• 1:25:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:25:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: I fucking knew it dude.
• 1:25:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Buffalo's not putting up with that shit.
• 1:25:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 1:25:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it was angry cops.
• 1:25:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was rich high.
• 1:25:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: They did it.
• 1:25:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: Be great if it was.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, what is this right here?
• 1:25:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is Hitler's bunker.
• 1:25:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is it really?
• 1:25:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they call it the Fierre bunker.
• 1:25:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: I wouldn't, I've, all right, I, I, I, and I've seen a different photo, so I don't, no, I wouldn't know in this was it.
• 1:25:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, fuck dude, give me a pair of Anne Frank jeans.
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Get all Frank to up.
• 1:25:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Dude, you show that attic?
• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: You put that attic up there, dude.
• 1:25:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then in the diary, like her writing the diary on the other side.
• 1:25:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think Anne Frank pajamas would be pretty perfect, because I have a feeling she never changed that other pajamas.
• 1:25:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, look at that.
• 1:25:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they've got the pajamas.
• 1:25:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 1:25:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those are those are different kind of pajamas.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, those are, oh, sorry.
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, those are from the, those are from the, whoa, since we're talking.
• 1:25:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you call them resorts?
• 1:26:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was the, it was the big sleepover that the Germans had for their Jewish population.
• 1:26:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was a lot of sleepover.
• 1:26:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: I hate to ask them, but you know, you know I'm going to, do they sell those in pajamas?
• 1:26:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: 100% You think they do?
• 1:26:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, there's a boy's structure jams.
• 1:26:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean Boy Just type of what what would you say not see straight pajamas for sale concentration camp pajama concentration camp pajama's dude They do I don't know Oh, those what look go down in the second row of the line direction though, you know, yeah Right there.
• 1:26:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think anybody's doing the vertical stripes
• 1:26:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right there.
• 1:26:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: The one in the middle, directly in the middle.
• 1:26:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Those are horizontal.
• 1:26:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I see.
• 1:26:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the middle.
• 1:26:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:26:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Those are right there.
• 1:26:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe those might be a wrong color, but yeah.
• 1:26:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Close.
• 1:26:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fuck.
• 1:26:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Dude, you start selling holocaust pajamas to people, you know?
• 1:27:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: I look, there's so many protests right now for Jews and all that other shit.
• 1:27:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: If you really wanted to take it to that level, you could.
• 1:27:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: What is this?
• 1:27:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is this a jail?
• 1:27:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: Those are jail, Pigeon.
• 1:27:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that's pretty similar.
• 1:27:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's got the vertical strikes.
• 1:27:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Stripes.
• 1:27:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think every woman wants to fuck a prisoner, right?
• 1:27:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: At some point.
• 1:27:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Is that a thing?
• 1:27:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: No.
• 1:27:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, we talked about that with Louise, you mean to you, any, right?
• 1:27:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:27:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's a different story.
• 1:27:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: They, I think they want to bone him because he's hot, but he also kills
• 1:27:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: you know, like a CEO of a health care company or whatever.
• 1:27:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Some of my things like Ted Bunny though, yeah.
• 1:27:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: He had a lot of, he had a lot of ladies there at the fucking trial, man.
• 1:27:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was wild.
• 1:27:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then the Menendez brothers got married.
• 1:27:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, shit.
• 1:27:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: That'd be a good one, dude.
• 1:27:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: A brother or any slag.
• 1:27:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: A Menendez brother or any slag?
• 1:27:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: They're fucking parents blown off.
• 1:27:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or if you want to do it in honor of his parents, they would just be a shotgun wound in each kneeca.
• 1:27:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
• 1:27:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then boom, you could have blood coming out of it and then there's the Menendez brothers in there.
• 1:28:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: Somebody commented on Reddit with this, these Dino Laman jeans, as they said, I'll never understand why anyone would buy jeans where the knees are blown out.
• 1:28:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no.
• 1:28:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wow.
• 1:28:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: This could become a whole fucking apparel company, dude.
• 1:28:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: in his tragic apparel.
• 1:28:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep, tragic apparel.
• 1:28:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's a great name for it.
• 1:28:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: God damn dude, tragic apparel.
• 1:28:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then we just go back and get the most fucked up shit.
• 1:28:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: We could possibly do what else would be on that list.
• 1:28:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that picture of baby Jessica and a, you know, Oh, and the fucking jumpsuit.
• 1:28:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:28:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: In the ditch.
• 1:28:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, no, in prison.
• 1:28:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care about the, that's made of famous shit.
• 1:28:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all the other.
• 1:28:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, she got a written book and made millions of dollars.
• 1:28:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what she didn't said?
• 1:28:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: But if you pull up the firefighter pulling her out of there, pull up the firefighter pulling out baby Jessica, that would be a great pair of jeans, too.
• 1:28:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: You went to jail, too.
• 1:28:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did you really try to put her back in?
• 1:29:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I understand this.
• 1:29:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: She wasn't grateful.
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did you go again?
• 1:29:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:29:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: You ever listened to the audio of that?
• 1:29:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll turn this rescue operation around.
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:29:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: Have you ever listened to the audio of that with that guy, actually, says?
• 1:29:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: You hit it with the reverse.
• 1:29:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, as soon as they get the baby out of there, baby Jessica, there he goes.
• 1:29:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sorry.
• 1:29:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry about that.
• 1:29:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's what you're saying here in this clip.
• 1:29:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:29:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: He's just saying, well, well, well, what do we have here, a baby Jessica?
• 1:29:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: So if you go to the photo of it, there's an iconic photo that was on like time magazine.
• 1:29:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fuck, I got another good one too out to this.
• 1:29:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Go to Google, Blue.
• 1:29:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right, type in a baby Jessica coming out of the well.
• 1:29:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: There you go.
• 1:29:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: Boom right there.
• 1:29:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's the jeans that I want.
• 1:29:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: She's all dirty and shit.
• 1:29:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, those are the jeans that I want.
• 1:29:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Some baby Jessica jeans.
• 1:29:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then next one, type in Ellie and Gonzalez when they're in the closet.
• 1:29:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Those would be great jeans to have down in Miami, the Delta operator.
• 1:30:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, grab it and from his dad.
• 1:30:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Was that Delta?
• 1:30:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:30:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was probably HRT actually.
• 1:30:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: You might be able to see it on his uniform.
• 1:30:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Pop that up.
• 1:30:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, scroll.
• 1:30:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like zoom in on this zoom in this.
• 1:30:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, some alien Gonzalez jeans would be great.
• 1:30:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: That looks like an MP5, so it's probably, it could be Navy, but I think it's HRT.
• 1:30:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, what's that in the middle was chest?
• 1:30:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: It says patrol.
• 1:30:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was a patrol.
• 1:30:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's border patrol.
• 1:30:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's probably border.
• 1:30:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's probably border.
• 1:30:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 1:30:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: What were they doing there?
• 1:30:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: Send an aback?
• 1:30:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: And that was in the grab and amount of the closet.
• 1:30:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:30:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wow, man.
• 1:30:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: We really need to liberate that country before he ends up killing all of us.
• 1:30:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: I think he's in a high up political position down there.
• 1:30:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not kidding, by the way.
• 1:30:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now he ain't Gonzalez.
• 1:30:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, he went back to Cuba.
• 1:30:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's like a congressman or something.
• 1:30:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's high up necessarily, but he's in the ruling party.
• 1:30:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or he was.
• 1:31:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if they're still the ruling party.
• 1:31:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look at him, dude.
• 1:31:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at the look in his eyes.
• 1:31:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just that cold dead look, dude.
• 1:31:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: He kind of reminds me of Luigi and Manjoni in that bottom right picture.
• 1:31:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but he grew up a little bit now.
• 1:31:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: He doesn't look like that.
• 1:31:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: Larry is right there.
• 1:31:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, show the before and after.
• 1:31:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Blue.
• 1:31:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
• 1:31:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 1:31:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that little fucker dude.
• 1:31:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: Same cold dead staring his eyes.
• 1:31:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that.
• 1:31:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: All he's thinking about is that border patrol.
• 1:31:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fucking rip and open his closet.
• 1:31:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: Those would be great jeans.
• 1:31:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: You got the young, Ellen Gonzalez on one side and then him on the other and like a Hawaiian punch raft.
• 1:31:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's blown up on the back of the jeans of like with duct tape on it to where he crossed into the country.
• 1:31:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Did you need come in and like a Hawaiian punch raft or something?
• 1:31:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was an inner tube or something like that.
• 1:31:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:31:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was sponsored by Hawaiian punch.
• 1:31:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it'd be great.
• 1:31:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah.
• 1:31:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: He had a deal.
• 1:31:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:31:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I was thinking of the cool aid man.
• 1:31:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Either way.
• 1:31:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: That would have been a better, right?
• 1:31:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Instead of border patrol bus and through, who's the cool aid man?
• 1:32:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is there anything Hawaiian about Hawaiian punch, by the way?
• 1:32:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't really, I've never been.
• 1:32:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know that much about Hawaii.
• 1:32:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: So with Hawaii, they bring me for pronouncing it correctly.
• 1:32:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are they really into fruit punch or something?
• 1:32:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so they have this called a blue Hawaii.
• 1:32:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's type in blue Hawaii, it's a punch.
• 1:32:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: And they give it to you right when you, I mean, literally, right, we're right when the plain lanes, they give you this fucking blue Hawaii, and everybody's drinking it.
• 1:32:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: you're drinking all kinds of punches over there getting fucked up.
• 1:32:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
• 1:32:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let's rock.
• 1:32:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Are they making frozen, too?
• 1:32:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: Shit.
• 1:32:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: I can get down on that.
• 1:32:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Give me one of those and a couple pain killers, dude.
• 1:32:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: Some frozen pain killers.
• 1:32:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Let's fucking rock.
• 1:32:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: My 9-11 jeans on, dude, heading to what was that hotel in White Lotus?
• 1:32:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Was it the four seasons?
• 1:32:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it was the four seasons.
• 1:32:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's just white.
• 1:32:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean in the show was just I've got one of these drinks in my hand And then I'm walking it with my 911 jeans just ready to check into the four seasons.
• 1:33:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey guys I'm on vacation.
• 1:33:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: What about 911 George?
• 1:33:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh Nice pair of 911 George's a god.
• 1:33:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: Put off.
• 1:33:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep
• 1:33:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: for yet for metspans.
• 1:33:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: It would have to be after the buildings already fell, right?
• 1:33:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: For them to fit on the pants.
• 1:33:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Or they could be sliding down like they could be collapsed.
• 1:33:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: True.
• 1:33:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Mid collapsed.
• 1:33:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Down the jords.
• 1:33:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: That would be fucking great.
• 1:33:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, tragic apparel's fucked.
• 1:33:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: We should trademark that.
• 1:33:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Damn it, before it's too late.
• 1:33:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: What a weird day today.
• 1:33:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right.
• 1:33:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now's the point to show we get to the drinking bro,
• 1:33:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Funny actor, he was on a show called The League.
• 1:33:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: Steve Ransik.
• 1:33:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:33:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: 9-11 survivor, celebrated comedian.
• 1:33:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: I love it so much.
• 1:33:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just told that story out every fucking show.
• 1:33:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've survived, 44 9-11's.
• 1:34:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: You did?
• 1:34:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:34:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone that I've gone through, I've survived.
• 1:34:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:34:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, I mean,
• 1:34:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're talking about just total birthdays.
• 1:34:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm defeated.
• 1:34:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's not my birthday, but it's a day that I've survived.
• 1:34:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was times.
• 1:34:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's true.
• 1:34:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't get enough credit for it.
• 1:34:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, you really don't.
• 1:34:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: You really don't.
• 1:34:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: But speaking of America, we got the two Fiddy shirts up there.
• 1:34:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: We got the two Fiddy phone cases, all that other fun stuff.
• 1:34:29
  [SPEAKER_11]: Love, the goddamn bathing suits, too.
• 1:34:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: These are the best, these are the fucking best.
• 1:34:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: I wear them, literally, every night.
• 1:34:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: My kids go to the pool or the ocean is fucking great.
• 1:34:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then squirt on that blue shirt there.
• 1:34:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: That thing is the most comfortable goddamn shirt I've owned.
• 1:34:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: Loose fitting, sweat in it, fucking breeze, get drunk in it, barbecue in it, all of it.
• 1:34:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Dude, I'm a big fan in the, and the bro box is a banger for the fourth of July.
• 1:34:57
  [SPEAKER_11]: So yeah, get ready for that.
• 1:34:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: We'll be joining you in the live tomorrow for Joey Chestnut, and his attempt at the 17th mustard belt.
• 1:35:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: He says he's never felt better.
• 1:35:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm still going on the under and my bookie, by the way, my bookie.com, from a good drink to Briostell was that first to pause it up $2,000.
• 1:35:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going the under on 76.
• 1:35:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you can do it.
• 1:35:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: For the people that want to catch that live, what time should they tune in?
• 1:35:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: Noon, noon Eastern, it's live.
• 1:35:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: So like, yeah, you'll be able to watch it.
• 1:35:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: We can't pop it, like one year we try to pop an N video in video and they fucking knew it to us.
• 1:35:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: So we're not gonna do that.
• 1:35:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: But I wonder if they set the number 76 for the country.
• 1:35:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:35:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I think that was because that was his last record, wasn't it?
• 1:35:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, it's record was 74 and a half, I believe.
• 1:35:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's, that's pretty cool.
• 1:35:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so it was 1776, I wonder if my book he set the over for 76 because of that.
• 1:35:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: But are you going to also submit on the app?
• 1:35:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: The app is free.
• 1:35:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's on iPhones and Android, and yeah, dude.
• 1:36:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's the fucking best.
• 1:36:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, here's the message from Brandon right now.
• 1:36:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: What's he saying, dude?
• 1:36:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: He's listening right now.
• 1:36:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Does he have a duvet cover?
• 1:36:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Are you fucking kidding me?
• 1:36:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he says he can make it work for a duvet cover and for pants sweat pants sweat pants.
• 1:36:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh 911 sweat pants.
• 1:36:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
• 1:36:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'll be wearing on airplanes moving forward.
• 1:36:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: You just sit down next to somebody.
• 1:36:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: Ah, the worst was when I wore that shirt for Sky King.
• 1:36:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Great documentary on Hulu, by the way.
• 1:36:34
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's just called Hashtag Sky King.
• 1:36:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: When I wore that shirt on a plane, the pilots and the lady knew the the still the stewardess she knew she knew Sky King was she was like, I don't think that's appropriate.
• 1:36:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I was like, I'm in first fuck off, you know.
• 1:36:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: I use my points, upgraded, rich.
• 1:36:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now go make me a woodford reserve.
• 1:36:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's the best way to have on this plane.
• 1:37:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just shut your mouth, okay?
• 1:37:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, I actually think I said to the pilot when he said something to go, you know another guy is on a barrel barrel roll in a fucking 747.
• 1:37:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:37:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: Could you do it?
• 1:37:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, you couldn't.
• 1:37:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right.
• 1:37:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: But in this thing, man, Goddammit we're on YouTube today.
• 1:37:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: I just play this to fucking lead us into the darkness today.
• 1:37:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: They stay fucking show it at the end of the movie.
• 1:37:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: and it scored to M82, the outro.
• 1:37:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: And you can see it, there was somebody filming from like the beach or something up there, as he does it over the ocean.
• 1:37:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: And he just completes it, but he is 10 feet from the fucking water dude.
• 1:37:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: It is priceless.
• 1:37:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, is that the freeze frame?
• 1:37:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Look at that, God damn, dude.
• 1:37:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's impressive.
• 1:37:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Unbelievable.
• 1:37:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Is this the story about that guy who like wanted to commit suicide?
• 1:37:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: He did commit suicide or he did commit suicide.
• 1:37:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, that's cool.
• 1:37:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: I didn't know there was a documentary about that.
• 1:37:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: There is, man.
• 1:38:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: And there's some surprises in there that they don't, they didn't play because the ends up throwing up all over himself a couple of times and he has to go to like the restroom.
• 1:38:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: And so yeah, I never heard that part of that.
• 1:38:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: I know.
• 1:38:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: And they play the entire recording and the fucking wild thing is they sit down all of his family members and friends.
• 1:38:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: They give him an iPad.
• 1:38:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: and then headphones like this.
• 1:38:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then they just say, hey, watch this and then tell me your reaction to this.
• 1:38:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: And you can see, the wife wouldn't do it or the fiance, she wouldn't do it.
• 1:38:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: But you can see some of his friends like as he completes that fucking barrel roll just being like, oh fuck, like super enjoying it and they shouldn't be, but it was dope.
• 1:38:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was dope.
• 1:38:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Highstacks guy king.
• 1:38:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll quick before we go, I think I have one more idea for our clothing line.
• 1:38:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: But you got the rip off, what are those sport pants that they call that the basketball players?
• 1:38:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Repairway.
• 1:38:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's how we make taroway pants on the outside, Bruce Jenner, your rip them away, hot pants with Caitlyn Jenner.
• 1:39:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Flock, yeah, dude, that would be great.
• 1:39:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: be great or like those on those old on dry agacy tennis shorts where they had the built in spandex so you get it it was a gene part on top and you could have bruise and then you know when you're hitting the ball it's Caitlyn underneath dude on the spandex on the legs would be great.
• 1:39:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: But no, you can spend on drinking bro's app as well.
• 1:39:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's free on iPhones and Android.
• 1:39:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's ton of people on there and wild ass shit, dude.
• 1:39:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: 30 seconds of videos at it's going to wall like Facebook, no ad men's going to post whenever.
• 1:39:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: Just don't be a fucking asshole.
• 1:39:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Eat some of your drinking bro the week.
• 1:39:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: This one.
• 1:39:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: Drink a bro submission.
• 1:39:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, boy.
• 1:39:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: This might be fake, but we'll see.
• 1:39:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Jack.
• 1:39:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Enough.
• 1:39:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: Jack and off.
• 1:39:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's his, there is a dude that posts in the chats sometimes and then on his name is Jack and off.
• 1:39:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 1:39:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's not a real name, but that's the name he uses on line.
• 1:40:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:40:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Jack and off his real name is a Faggot McGee.
• 1:40:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: United is his last name.
• 1:40:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
• 1:40:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Says he's been a listener since packing explained.
• 1:40:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: All right.
• 1:40:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: So that's the first.
• 1:40:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's the first one.
• 1:40:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: That was the first episode.
• 1:40:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, wants to nominate Sean Ryan, uh, living.
• 1:40:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sean Ryan had the balls to have Candace Owens on his podcast.
• 1:40:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: And if you've listened to it, you realize, um, there's a lot of chills who need to apologize for discrediting individuals investigating the Charlie Kirkmurder.
• 1:40:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Love you fellas and the entire podcast, but you need to learn to sit back and let things fall into place before giving your 100% certainty on any situation that hasn't been resolved yet.
• 1:40:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: I keep being the best at what y'all do.
• 1:40:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is really ironic because that's the die I've ever heard of my life.
• 1:40:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: That was the first thing I said to you when I walked in the studio.
• 1:40:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard that interview.
• 1:40:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: What I've seen of it is fucking retarded.
• 1:40:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sean Ryan is a piece of shit.
• 1:41:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: He is a fucking scumbag who is doing what coward to do and he's a fucking coward.
• 1:41:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's be honest.
• 1:41:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, well, what if Eric was just an attention or an associate path, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:41:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: And maybe she wasn't involved in his murder, but shut your fucking Kant mouth and Jack and I fuck you to you, piece of shit, go listen to something else.
• 1:41:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mother fucker.
• 1:41:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I dude.
• 1:41:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I watched the people are the fucking scum of the earth and I have
• 1:41:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: I listen to this interview, and my wife had come out, and I was listening to it on the couch today.
• 1:41:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I mean, look, there's shit you do for clickbait.
• 1:41:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is one of my most millions of millions of views, right?
• 1:41:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: Other clips are going massively viral and all that other shit.
• 1:41:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: And they're just swamping stories about what might have happened.
• 1:41:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: What they think he was feeling in other shit.
• 1:41:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: And it's like, man, dude, I just can't get behind any of that.
• 1:42:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, we have no idea.
• 1:42:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: We have no fucking idea, dude.
• 1:42:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I can't speculate on it.
• 1:42:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: And anything other than,
• 1:42:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: then that is speculation.
• 1:42:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: So when you watch this interview, I watched it by the way, Jack and Off.
• 1:42:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: I watched this entire fucking interview, man, and it's nothing but speculation.
• 1:42:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: And the meetings they claimed to have had, like, I'll put it this way.
• 1:42:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: One of the, one of the fucking alcohol clips, because you can usually search these things by clips nowadays, but one of the things was they were saying, BB Netanyahu'd took was taking meetings with podcasts,
• 1:42:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Charlie Kirk wouldn't be a part of it.
• 1:42:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: All of this, well, one, all of this has been addressed by the president of TPUSA, by the CEO of Babelon B, who was also there and a number of other people.
• 1:43:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:43:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: And the only people that are pushing this idea are people who weren't there or that Elijah Shafer like gay Nazi guy.
• 1:43:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: All of you are fucking guns.
• 1:43:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: You are the worst people in the fucking world.
• 1:43:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: You are pathetic.
• 1:43:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're doing this for the attention and the money and it makes you a piece of shit.
• 1:43:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's no redeeming quality about you or your life or anything else go fuck yourself.
• 1:43:24
  [SPEAKER_11]: Candace Owens man was faking these like tears like she was emotional during the whole thing and said she had to go to Wyoming During the middle of this interview to just kind of decompress or Colorado or something like that I say to decompress, there's my best friend on the sloth and blah blah blah Was Israel killed him any new and all this other shit.
• 1:43:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm like man
• 1:43:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: you've no idea the other thing they brought up to the shun Ryan said specifically that I fucking hated was he said he you know he thought it was weird that she went back to the office and took a zoom meeting a week later after his death.
• 1:43:59
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, first of all, they're running a fucking company that was Charlie's dream.
• 1:44:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: Like, he created that whole shit out of nowhere and everything else.
• 1:44:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: When I was in a coma for 11 days, I'd like 20% chance to live.
• 1:44:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: My wife came in what the next day or two days afterwards because we had a fucking business to run, and that's what I would have wanted.
• 1:44:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: She was watching with me this morning and I go to that's exactly what I would have wanted you to do the show goes on that's been this fucking slogan on this Goddamn show for 11 years and what you think he worked his entire life just to be like well
• 1:44:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: You know, that's it, packing it up, going home.
• 1:44:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's what everybody would want in.
• 1:44:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you killed him and then you packed it up and gone, but no, dude, like, sorry, husbands to see you.
• 1:44:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Wife's gonna step in and say, hey, here's what we're gonna try to fucking do.
• 1:44:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I'm not gonna even begin to speculate.
• 1:44:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Anything about his life or what he was going through or anything else before that moment happened.
• 1:44:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, so yeah, it's just something I'm not willing to fucking entertain at all, um, you know, we'd known from being on the show, it texted me after Oregon, Bito, Ohio, states and, uh, there was even a, I think it was, it was either, I think it was Candace Owens.
• 1:45:13
  [SPEAKER_11]: who said in this interview, you can watch it for yourself.
• 1:45:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: I, you wanna go down that road, go ahead, but she said, you know, all Charlie was looking for was love, and it didn't seem like there was love and his life from his wife, and I'm like,
• 1:45:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: You got to be fucking kidding.
• 1:45:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: You never listen to a word the man said then.
• 1:45:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: You fucking more.
• 1:45:31
  [SPEAKER_11]: And also, like, you know, there was a picture he sent after we were in the stadium.
• 1:45:36
  [SPEAKER_11]: He texted about, uh, Oregon fans were storming the field.
• 1:45:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: They just beat in Ohio State.
• 1:45:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'd wear the Oregon shit on the show on drinking roast sports and Monday.
• 1:45:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: And instead of storming the field, like every other fan did, I would have if it was Ohio State Oregon.
• 1:45:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was the biggest win in history.
• 1:45:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: He sends a picture of him and his wife
• 1:45:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: Armin Armin, that's it.
• 1:45:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: So the whole fucking, he was never love thing or any of that shit she's saying, dude, I just don't buy one single fucking word of it, dude.
• 1:46:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: I really don't.
• 1:46:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I'll go back to something
• 1:46:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: You would set cat and pissed off now.
• 1:46:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: We had talked about this the other day, you know what?
• 1:46:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: Fuck it, let's show this, this one clip.
• 1:46:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: Not from this show.
• 1:46:17
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not gonna show you one clip from this goddamn show because they answer pieces of shit.
• 1:46:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: Go, go to your DMs right now.
• 1:46:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Play the Chris Cuomo clip of Tucker Carlson.
• 1:46:25
  [SPEAKER_11]: This is going back to what we, you and I talked about this three weeks ago on a fake news where I said, hey, it feels like all these people are being paid at the same time by the same organization
• 1:46:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: at once.
• 1:46:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: And I will fucking stand by this.
• 1:46:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't like Chris Cuomo to be honest with you, but he goes on Tucker Carlson yesterday and starts asking the tough questions about Russia.
• 1:46:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: And this is absolutely worth a fucking watch because these answers don't make any fucking sense.
• 1:46:58
  [SPEAKER_11]: Really feels like all these people are being paid.
• 1:47:00
  [SPEAKER_11]: Who are you listening to right before we came in?
• 1:47:01
  [SPEAKER_11]: Was it
• 1:47:04
  [SPEAKER_11]: Chad Wright Chad said the same thing.
• 1:47:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's just like man if he was like all these people are being fucking paid Yeah, he went off on Tucker and it's on his YouTube if you want to go check it out But he went off on Tucker and can't so into them and others These people are just fucking useless.
• 1:47:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so Type in Chris see you.
• 1:47:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I'll do it.
• 1:47:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'll just need the clip here.
• 1:47:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: I think I found it This one is worth playing in Russia.
• 1:47:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, got
• 1:47:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: Hey, I'm seeing the prisons rush is a hundred million hundred forty million people, but they hundred million more, but have you ever heard of us empty and out the prisons?
• 1:47:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, why does he have to do that?
• 1:47:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's in a desperate place.
• 1:47:40
  [SPEAKER_08]: He doesn't want his citizens to have to fight in an unpopular war because he's worried about his popularity because he wants to stay in power.
• 1:47:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: So it's easier to send convicts to the front.
• 1:47:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: They have done these things and sure he's I'm against it, but I'm just saying that's the fact.
• 1:47:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: The point is, you think Putin is concerned about his popularity in a place where he kills all of his opponents on a regular basis, when he completely engineers the outcome of every thing that happened.
• 1:48:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Russia is a very complicated place with a lot of different competing power centers, including the FSB, which is.
• 1:48:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: And how is he stayed in power so long?
• 1:48:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Because he's really good at politics and he pays very close attention to what the public things very close.
• 1:48:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: He's got the military.
• 1:48:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know how lousy life is there for people, right?
• 1:48:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: And not just because the economic sanctions right now, it just has been, I mean, you know, do you think they're recently recently known?
• 1:48:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, they're not allowed in.
• 1:48:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: I've been there twice in the last year.
• 1:48:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: Why are you allowed in?
• 1:48:34
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
• 1:48:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm in America.
• 1:48:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue and I'm in the blue
• 1:49:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: We just live definitely more sympathetic to Putin than Zelensky for the following reason.
• 1:49:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: I judge, I'm not sympathetic to Putin in the sense that I don't want to move to Russia.
• 1:49:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't see Russia as like a close friend of mine at all or a free country or anything like that.
• 1:49:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm just saying, I think it's fair to judge leaders on how they do for their country.
• 1:49:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: They have one job, do a good job for your country and make it better.
• 1:49:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: And you think Russia is doing well?
• 1:49:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: go a lot better than Ukraine, a lot of Ukrainians have fled Ukraine to Russia, a lot, a lot.
• 1:49:34
  [SPEAKER_08]: Well, yeah, they're under siege right now.
• 1:49:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, but I'm just saying like Russia actually for a country of war is thriving.
• 1:49:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: You know, I think it's got deeper problems.
• 1:49:44
  [SPEAKER_08]: War is not good for any economy over time or any country over time, but there's been such a massive infusion of Chinese investment into it.
• 1:49:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, that is wild to me.
• 1:49:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: That entire exchange is wild to me.
• 1:49:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: it almost seems like you're getting paid by Russia I mean he was he got paid by Qatar there's no question about that they gave him money to start his media company why would you go this much in favor for Russia because you know he's a leftist he always has been
• 1:50:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: This like Tucker Carlson is a trust fund kid who is embarrassed at his own affluence and he wants to feel like a common man, which is why you wear a $600 blue jeans.
• 1:50:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 1:50:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 1:50:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Every common man does.
• 1:50:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:50:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: We wear 911 jeans.
• 1:50:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:50:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: That embarrassment is the same thing that causes all affluent people to become weirdo activists, activists, all the people who become activists, that's the driving force for it.
• 1:50:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not empathy, it's shame, right?
• 1:50:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that shame has to eventually turn 360 degrees and make you hate yourself and hate the country or from and then root for everybody else because it's so rotten here.
• 1:50:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's that's the most bizarre exchange I've ever seen man standing up for Russia for like a cool Fuck, none of these people have any value.
• 1:51:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: They are morally bankrupt and the Pew.
• 1:51:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just think they're getting paid.
• 1:51:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think they're morally
• 1:51:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: rich.
• 1:51:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're bought out.
• 1:51:15
  [SPEAKER_11]: They're morals have been bought out.
• 1:51:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, that's then you're morally bankrupt.
• 1:51:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, if you Like follow or care like these people then fuck off dude.
• 1:51:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to don't send me fucking emails about how I should pay more attention like you fucking pay more attention fuck you That's a weird one to be surprised.
• 1:51:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a fucking weird one.
• 1:51:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: I look you can watch the show And I'm sure we have a lot of crossover listeners was Sean, but man he's had some wild guest on Gavin Newsom
• 1:51:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: fucking, uh, can't do so, and it's a bunch of weird people where it's like, what is this for?
• 1:51:49
  [SPEAKER_11]: Exactly.
• 1:51:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: How did they even hunder Biden on?
• 1:51:53
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, it's yeah.
• 1:51:54
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he's a coward.
• 1:51:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: He never challenges anybody on any of the shit they say.
• 1:52:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
• 1:52:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you want to have those people on and be like, hey, what you're saying is fucked up.
• 1:52:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: But what he says is they just agree with each other the whole time.
• 1:52:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he just sits there and sucks anybody's dick who comes on the show because he's a fucking pussy.
• 1:52:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Not.
• 1:52:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: And no, I'm talking about Candice Owen specifically.
• 1:52:12
  [SPEAKER_11]: They were just, oh, they both seem to be in a green server.
• 1:52:14
  [SPEAKER_11]: This, whatever the fuck it is.
• 1:52:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: But, uh, yeah.
• 1:52:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
• 1:52:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
• 1:52:18
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
• 1:52:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: It was a strange one, man.
• 1:52:21
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, for sure, and I was just like, I can't believe this is going on right now.
• 1:52:26
  [SPEAKER_11]: She starts fucking faking the cry every fucking, three minutes, like, uh, I watch them.
• 1:52:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, I appreciate tuning in.
• 1:52:35
  [SPEAKER_11]: We'll be live tomorrow for Joey.
• 1:52:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, not going for the 17th, uh, mustard belt.
• 1:52:41
  [SPEAKER_11]: Now, is there a conspiracy about that?
• 1:52:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe he's the greatest athlete we've ever had in the history of our country.
• 1:52:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.
• 1:52:48
  [SPEAKER_11]: If he beats that record tomorrow, there's a fucking conspiracy, because right now he's getting older and nobody beats father time, all right?
• 1:52:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: So, yeah, if he, if he dogs past 76 or 76 on the dot tomorrow, you're going to need to check that B hole in the morning, dude.
• 1:53:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to need to check that diarrhea the next day to count those dogs because I'm not going to believe it.
• 1:53:11
  [SPEAKER_11]: If he hits 76 on the number for America 250, I would fucking lose my mind.
• 1:53:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's counting the dogs on the way out, not already part of the verification process.
• 1:53:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: No, because it should be just on the way in and you can't throw it out.
• 1:53:22
  [SPEAKER_11]: So if you throw up your out, dead series, they throw you out of the contest.
• 1:53:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: Good.
• 1:53:27
  [SPEAKER_11]: So they fucking remove you.
• 1:53:28
  [SPEAKER_11]: You're all done right there.
• 1:53:30
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then the dogs have to be in your mouth by the buzzer.
• 1:53:33
  [SPEAKER_11]: So you can swallow the last, you know, whatever dogs in your mouth, but that's it.
• 1:53:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: I know way too much about this shit, but I do about, I look, I know a lot about great athletes.
• 1:53:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's just my thing, you know.
• 1:53:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: Sorry about it.
• 1:53:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Appreciate tuning in.
• 1:53:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Good, I'd soon rate the show five star and leave a quick review.
• 1:53:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if it's Spotify.
• 1:53:51
  [SPEAKER_11]: This video will be up on Sunday night, Luke.
• 1:53:56
  [SPEAKER_11]: And then just rate the show of fucking five star or, you know, do whatever, man, fucking who cares.
• 1:54:03
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's America 250, we're raging tomorrow.
• 1:54:05
  [SPEAKER_11]: God dammit, for dancing to Nathan in Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson, this drink of rose hot.
• 1:54:10
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, good, it's night and moon.