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The Vegetarian Vampire Skit - Laurie Ann Paul
“We’re going to pretend that modern-day vampires don’t drink the blood of humans; they’re vegetarian vampires, which means they only drink the blood of humanely-farmed animals. You have a one-time-only chance to become a modern-day vampire. You think, “This is a pretty amazing opportunity, but do I want to gain immortality, amazing speed, strength, and power? Do I want to become undead, become an immortal monster and have to drink blood? It’s a tough call.” Then you go around asking people for their advice and you discover that all of your friends and family members have already become…
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