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Mega Edition: Alan Dershowitz Hits The Circuit To Talk About Jeffrey Epstein (5/13/26) · The Vault: The Epstein Files

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Speaker 1: So let's jump into the article from Fox News and
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see what they have to say about the Alan Dershowitz
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interview on Tucker Carlson last night. Foxnews dot com headline,
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Alan Dirtydershowitz defends himself against sex abuse allegations, condemns accuser
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as a serial liar. You know, it's always funny when
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these people call someone else a liar. I mean, really, dirty, dirsh,
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you're going to assault somebody's credibility. You're going to call
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somebody a liar? Did you do it from the naked
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volleyball game at Martha's Vineyard? Oh wait, that's right, You're
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not allowed up there anymore. Nobody wants to hang out
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with you, even in Martha's Vineyard. I'm sure Christian Everdelsta
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will still want to hang out with you, though. I mean,
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I know how all of you Harvard guys are. You're
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so chummy and all. The author of this article is
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Victor Garcia, famed attorney and Harvard Law School professor. Alan
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I kept my underpants on Dirty Dershowitz denied allegations of
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sexual abuse on Tucker Carlson Tonight on Friday, after his
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name appeared in newly released documents from a twenty fifteen
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civil lawsuit against Jeffrey Epstein, associate, co conspirator, fellow child abuser,
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all around scumbag Gelan Maxwell. Of course, Look, he's gonna
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come out, and he's going to come out swinging, and
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he's going to use all of these platforms that will
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let him come onto their shows to try and steer
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the narrative. But what he doesn't realize is nobody's paying
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attention to him anymore. His narrative means BS to all
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of us, it means nothing. I brought this case to
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the FBI. I went to the US Attorney's office, I
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went to the district attorney. I wrote an op ed
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piece for the Wall Street Journal saying, FBI, please investigate me.
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Dirty Dershowitz told host Tucker Carlson, And you know what,
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I really hope the FBI is taking that to heart.
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I hope they do a true investigation of this man.
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Bring him in, put him under oath, question him just
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like he was anybody else. This dirty ass crip keeper
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look in MF has no right to run around and
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to fame anybody else. Have a little bit of class,
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You disgusting old coot. I have been asking for an
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investigation from day one, he added, and notice all the eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
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The narcissism is just over the moon with this man.
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The hubris is over the moon with this man, and
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the absolute non stop winging is out of control. I
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wanted all this material unsealed. It's Virginia Roberts, my accuser,
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who tried to get everything redacted, everything sealed. She deep
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six tapes, and she deep six e She deep sixed
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a manuscript, all of which proved she never met me
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in her own words. Oh yeah, I am sure that
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Virginia Roberts got rid of a whole bunch of evidence there, Alan,
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I kept my underpants on Dershowitz. I mean, really, that's
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I'm sure that's exactly what occurred. If anything, your best buddy,
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uncle Jeffy got rid of evidence, my friend. Why hasn't
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the Zoro ranch been rated? Why were you involved in
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the non prosecution agreement? Why are you just a general
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all around lying scumbag. Roberts has accused Dershowitz of having
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sex with her while she was underage, which would constitute
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rape of a child, as well as witnessing Epstein and
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others sexually abused girls and women. It's easy for him
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to run around and act like he never saw Epstein
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do anything. Right, Oh, I never saw Epstein do anything
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on I never saw him around any young girls. Well,
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I think, in my opinion, that that's bullshit. How could
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you be around Epstein, be at his houses, see all
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of that artwork, all of those pictures on the walls,
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the naked young girls, the dildos in the bathrooms, et cetera,
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et cetera, and not know you are in the house
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of an absolute and utter wackado. He knew, in my opinion,
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he most certainly knew. He knew exactly what Epstein was.
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He accepted it, and he welcomed it because he is
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a fellow traveler. Let's remember he's admitted to getting a
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quote unquote massage at Epstein's. Already, I thought you just
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had a business relationship. So I guess the next time
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I head over to one of my colleagues's jobs, one
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of their offices, or their apartments or houses, that I
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should expect to get a massage, right, just because you
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know that's how business relationships work. You lying, dirty, disgusting, old, decrepit,
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crypt keeping looking mother effort. I am telling me the truth,
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and I have the evidence to prove it. Dirty Dershowitz
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insisted Friday, Let's see the evidence. Then you keep talking
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a big game about all this evidence you have and
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nobody has seen. Ungats. We haven't seen any of your evidence.
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We've heard your words, but words are wind, my friend,
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and she has not a scintilla of evidence beyond her
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own word, which is worthless because she has such a
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long history of lying. All right, full stop, hit the brakes.
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How are you going to call anybody else a liar?
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You smarmy ass, old bastard. You are the biggest, most
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disgusting piece of trash maybe left in this story. You
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rival Epstein and Maxwell with your disgustingness. In my opinion,
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you bipedal serpent, you disgustoid. She was a serial liar
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who does it for money, and she's continuing to do it,
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and the media has been taken in by her. But
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the time has come to investigate me and her. I
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called to the FBI to do that. Hey, newsflash, dirty Dershowitz,
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you dumbass bastard, The FBI has been investigating, okay, and
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your name has most certainly come up and for you
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to say the media has been taken in by her.
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Nobody listened to her for years, four years, And it's
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a direct result of your campaigning, of your going onto
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these news shows and defaming her and trashing her. And
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it's no wonder you got sued by her for defamation.
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You're an unconscionable, disgusting excuse for a human being. Alan,
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I kept my underpants on Dershowitz. The documents released late
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Thursday show that Maxwell and Epstein's one time excuse me.
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The documents released late Thursday show that Maxwell Epstein's one
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time girlfriend, co conspirator, fellow child abuser, all around scumbag
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was in touch with the convicted sex offender as recently
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as twenty fifteen, despite claiming during a recent bail hearing
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that she hadn't been in contact with him for more
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than a decade. In open court, she said this, okay,
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these are the serpents we're dealing with. If you think
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that dirty dirsh is any different from the rest of
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these fools, you are naive. Dirty Dershowitz is now and
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always has been a scuzzball in my opinion, and with
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the Epstein emails with Gilan Maxwell that were in open court. Okay,
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they lied. Oh, our client hasn't had contact with Jeffrey
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Epstein in decade? What here? What about this email? And
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that's the thing, that's how you see and how you
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can tell that they're starting to unravel at the seams. Folks.
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These people who used to have all of their shit
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on point, everything laser focused, and everything locked and loaded,
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Well not anymore. The shoe is on the other foot.
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They're playing the defense. And you see it with people
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like Dershowitz going on a scorched earth run, trying to
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destroy Virginia's credibility, trying to get out ahead of what
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he knows is inevitably coming down the pipe. She Roberts
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explicitly said she saw me once talking to Epstein and
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did not have sex with me. Dershowitz told Carlson her
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own lawyers admit that she made up stories about prominent people.
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You know, he keeps saying this, Let's see that proof.
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You know, you can say whatever you want, and it
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sounds damning right, Let's see the receipts. Virginia's not the
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only one that says that you were on those planes
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or that you were down there dirty dirsh so quit
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acting like you have nothing to hide here. It is
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obvious to anyone who's paying attention that you played a
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gigantic role in Jeffrey Epstein's life personally and privately. Her
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own lawyer, David Boyse, is on tape saying she's wrong,
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simply wrong to accuse me. That it was impossible that
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I couldn't have been in places she said she saw me.
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So the evidence that she's lying about me is overwhelming. Okay,
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show us the receipts. Let us hear it in context.
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We don't want to hear your word herds, dirty Dershowitz.
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We all know that every time you open your mouth,
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a lie comes tumbling out. It seems like so nobody
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believes you. You have no credibility. I mean, you might
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have credibility in your echo chambers, your right wing echo chambers,
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where you're being lauded as some sort of hero because
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you defended Donald Trump, But besides that, everybody else in
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the world thinks you're a dirty, disgusting scumbag. You're being
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scorned and you're being ostracized by your own people at
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Martha's Vineyard. The Alaskan Bar Association doesn't want you. The
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only place that you find refuge now is on disgusting
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rags like newsmas. Enjoy your life, Allan, it is just
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getting started. My underpants wearing friend. Carlson then pressed Dershowitz
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on his relationship with Epstein, at one point asking how
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did you not know of allegations that the then financier
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pedophile sexually abused girls? This was a doozy here, folks,
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and to hey, this is an obvious lie. Of course
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I didn't know. Dershowitz answered, I was at his home
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mostly when I was his lawyer. I was not a
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close personal friend. He lived his private life very privately.
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As soon as I found out that he was accused,
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my relationship with him totally changed. Uh, what you were
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his lawyer? Bro. He went on to say that the
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charges that Epstein was charged with in Florida, the solicitation charge,
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blah blah blah, they were the only ones that they
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knew about, as if he didn't have access to all
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of the reports from the Palm Beach Police Department, from
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Ryder and etc. Etc. It is a both just an
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absolute lie, a straight up lie when he says this.
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Dershowitz also defended his legal work on Epstein's behalf, including
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his role in securing a two thousand and eight plea
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agreement with federal prosecutors that allowed Epstein to admit to
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state prostitution charges in Florida and served just thirteen months
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in a county jail with work release privileges. And again,
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it's not his work as a lawyer that I have
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a problem with. You can be as a lawyer. It
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is your job to defend the biggest scumbags on Earth, right,
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I get it. I ain't mad about it. I Look,
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when I say equal justice under the law, I mean
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that for everybody, even scumbags like Dershowitz. Everybody should have
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the same treatment. Okay, but this is a whole different story.
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Dershowitz and his friends, his all star law team finessed
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things behind the scenes, and they push this plea agreement
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that is an unheard of kind of plea agreement, by
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the way, and not only that had himself named in it.
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Many goes on to say on Tucker last night, oh well,
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I will you andilaterally get rid of any sort of
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immunity that I might have had from that deal. And
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Tucker called him out on that as well, and saying
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that he doesn't think that that's something that Dershowitz can
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just wave and I'll tell you what, man, Tucker Carlson
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did a pretty good job last night. We had a
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very very strong federal defense. Dershowitz recalled, it doesn't matter
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how many young women he may have had sex with
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in Palm Beach. Oh no, it doesn't huh many young
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women there were underage, You sick bastard. I know that
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your disgusting ass wants to lower the age of consent,
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but guess what, that is not reality, That is not
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the law. This is not the eighth century, and you
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are not going to be able to molest children and
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abuse little girls at your will's content. Okay, it's not
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going to happen, Dershowitz, no matter how much you opine
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for it, no matter how much you push for it. Okay,
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young women, these were little girls, high school age girls
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and some fourteen, fifteen, sixteen years old young women. It
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doesn't matter that he had sex with how many young women?
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Are you serious? Right now? That's your defense, that's what
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you can up with. Tell you what, dirty Dershowitz, you
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better stick to your friendly echo chambers, because if this
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is any indication of what's coming down the pipe for you.
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You're in big trouble when you sit down with a
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journalist who really wants to get to the end, to
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the bottom of this. In fact, i'd love for you
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to come on this podcast and explain yourself. The government
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had to prove that he transported them in interstate commerce,
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and they couldn't do that. They had a very weak
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federal case and a very strong state case. The job
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of the criminal defense lawyers to get the best deal
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he can do for his client. I did that. I'm
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proud of it. It will and I will continue to
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do that. I've done it for fifty five years. That's
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my job. Well, I guess if I mean, when you're
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in prison, they always need a jailhouse lawyer, right, So
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I guess you'll be pretty pretty popular when you join
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the rest of these scuzzbags in federal prison. Mister, I
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kept my underpants on dirty Dershowitz. The absurdity of this
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man is maddening. The absolute disregard for everything but his
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own narrative is mind boggling. And the fact that he
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thinks any right thinking individual is going to be swayed
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by his pedantic and ridiculous arguments is laughable at best.
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Guess what, dirty Dershowitz. Your time is coming, my friend.
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The days of you honoring yourself are almost at an end.
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You and the rest of your friends have gone way
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too long without answering for what has occurred. And like
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I said several times, and I'll say it again, you
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are not above the law, not you, not Bill Clinton,
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not Donald Trump, not anybody. And when this investigation turns
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and you have to sit under, sit down under oath
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and give a statement, Let's see just how arrogant you are.
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Let's see how that hubris serves you, and let's see
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how much you enjoy the year twenty twenty, because, my friend,
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this is the year the predator turns into the prey.
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If you'd like to contact me, you can do that
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at Bobbykapuci at ProtonMail dot com. That's bo b b
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Y c ap u Cci at ProtonMail dot com. You
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can also find me on Twitter at Bobby underscore capu Cci.
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All right, so let's jump into this article from Above
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the Law and try and says it just exactly what
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the hell mister naked volleyball in Martha's vineyard is up
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to now. Alan Dershowitz is absolutely positively not an intellectual
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who had lost his mind. This piece is authored by
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Elizabeth Dye. Alan Dershowitz is suing CNN for three hundred
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million dollars because the network defamatorially failed to quote a
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full paragraph of his argyll bargling about Donald Trump's impeachment,
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giving viewers the entirely false impression that the famed lawyer
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has lost his mind. Yes, for real. So I mean,
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I don't even understand how this could even see it
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any time in court right or in front of a
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judge or anything. This should just be thrown out right away.
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This is why the legal system is such a joke
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in this country. You're really going to sue, of all places,
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that's like saying you were defamed by Alex Jones. At
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this point, who cares? But yet Alan I kept my
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underpants on. Dershowitz, Well, he has to challenge it, and
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he has to sue CNN because he doesn't have enough
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problems as it is. Were you under the impression that
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dersh might have ruined his own reputation by going on
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Laura Ingraham's show to shout about his perfect, perfect sex
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life in a bizarre attempt to slag his arch nemesis
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David Boyse after accusing Boys Schiller of being a rico.
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And you know, it's funny that he tried to claim
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that Boys and Schiller were running a rico operation at
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their law firm, considering the people he's associated with and
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the Rico case that never was because of his doings
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behind the scenes. Pretty ironic that he'd bring up rico. Huh.
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He seems to bring up a lot of things in
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this case, the Jeffrey Epstein case that automatically boomerang back
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to him and his cohorts. Projection much, mister underpants, or
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maybe your esteem started flagging at the quixotic attempt to
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quiet doubters by proving that he never, not ever had
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sex with underage girls when he was hanging out with
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Jeffrey Epstein, and effort dersh has bolstered by protracted litigation
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and public efforts to zapruder the flight logs to show
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that he only went to Epstein's sex island in the
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company of his wife. Most people might deny it and
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then shut the hell up ho, but not Professor Dershowitz.
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And it's true. He's Patty Parrot's about it all the time,
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sends off tweets that aren't even needed. Nobody asked him,
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nobody wanted his opinion on anything, But here he is,
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sitting around in his tidy white He's waiting for the
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next naked volleyball game to crack off, sending out tweets
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in an unhinged manner, and he's worried about CNN's portrayal
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of him. My dude, you're doing a fantastic job on
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your own of all of us looking at you and
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thinking the same. The doc brown hair, the unhinged attitude.
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What do you think we're going to say, sir? Perhaps
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if they're retired Harvard professor had ensued Epstein's alleged survivor
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while simultaneously thrusting himself into the middle of the impeachment hearings,
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Reporters wouldn't have bothered to dig up his incestance on
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playing pornography in the common areas at Harvard for the
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First Amendment, obviously, and his nineteen seventies musings on lowering
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the age of consent. Well, you know it's true. I mean,
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why would anyone pay attention to Alan Dershowitz, unless he's
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inserting himself into these issues. And once you insert yourself
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into the issue, especially when the allegations that you have
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hanging over your head are so disgusting and so gross, well,
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what do you think is going to happen, mister underpants on?
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Of course, people are going to look into what you
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have to say, People are going to look into your
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past works. People are going to try and put the
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pieces together. That's why somebody like Alan Dershowitz, who's been
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a public figure for decades upon decades at this point,
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to come out and try and sandbag CNN because of
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their so called portrayal of him is laughable at best.
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And if any judge in the country deems it worthwhile
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to see this case and hear it, that judge is
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also a joke. I'm pretty sure we have more pressing
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needs in the justice system than mister Doushewitz nonsense. Might
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Americans have decided the fame constitutional scholar had lost a
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step when he took the airways. When he took to
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the airways to assure Americans that he only got one
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massage at Jeffrey Epstein's house from an old Russian woman,
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and he kept his underwear on the whole time, or
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when he threatened to sue CBS because a fictional character
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made a joke about it. And this is the ongoing
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underpants talk, right, That's why I call him and I
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kept my underpants on, Dershowitz. This dude is an absolute character.
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So you kept your underpants on? And it was an
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old Russian woman? Do we know of this old Russian
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woman was trafficked? As this old Russian woman ever come
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forward to be talked to the lady who gave him
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the massage? Has anybody reached out to her tried to
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find out who she is? I'm sure if you pressed
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Gilaane Maxwell hard enough, she knows. So why don't we
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get to the bottom of it. Let's get to the
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bottom of it, mister Dershowitz, who is this old Russian woman?
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Why are you getting a massage at your homeboy's house,
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and why are you keeping your underpants on and telling
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us about it as if that is some kind of
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be all end all proving that you did nothing wrong
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while I kept my jaws on. What if you're into
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other weird shit, bro, It's laughable that this dude really
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thinks that people are going to look at his behavior
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and not question what nonsense he is up to. No. Obviously,
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the damage occurred in January of twenty twenty when CNN
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failed to quote the entirety of Alan Dershowitz's Dershowitz's speech
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on the House floor saying that it was fine for
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the president to wield the apparatus of the American government
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to aid his own elector or prospects. See dirsh said,
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the only thing that would make a quid pro quo
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unlawful is if the quo were somehow illegal. Now we
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talk about motive. There are three possible motives that a
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political figure could have. One a motive in the public
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interest and the Israel argument would be in the public interests.
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The second is in his own political interest, and the third,
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which hasn't been mentioned, would be his own financial interest,
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his own pure financial interest, just putting money in the bank.
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I want to focus on the second one for just
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one moment. Every public official that I know believes that
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his election is in the public interest, and mostly you
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are right. Your election, your election is in the public interest.
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And if a president does something which he believes will
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help him get elected, in the public interest. That cannot
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be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment.
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I mean all over that comment is why he's suing,
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because he says it was taken out of context. And
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I get it, right, I understand if you're taken out
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of context or whatever, you want to set the record straight,
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and Dershowitz has plenty of avenues to do that. But
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for him to want to sue CNN over this, it's
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just it's mind boggling to me that he would continue
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to insert himself in the middle of the spotlight and
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then cry when he's getting blasted and eviscerated. And while
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he admits that CNN's Wolf Blizzer played the whole clip,
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other CNN commentators just talked about the last couple of sentences,
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leaving viewers with a possibly mistaken impression that Professor Dershowitz
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was endorsing a theory that presidents could commit crimes with
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impunity if they believe the result to be in the
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public interest. Leave aside that the Government Accountability Office found
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that withholding congressionally allocated funds from Ukraine was in fact illegal.
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Well that's here, neither here nor there. We could debate
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about the merits of Ukraine until we're blue in the face.
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I'm sure everybody has some strong opinions about that. The
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very notion of that was preposterous and foolish on its face,
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and that was the point to falsely paint Professor Dershowitz
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as a constitutional scholar and intellectual who had lost his mind.
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With that branding Professor dershowitz sound and notorious arguments would
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then be drowned under a sea of repeated lies. Who
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cares His arguments aren't for the public to judge anyway,
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His arguments weren't for CNN to judge anyway. It was
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for the senators who were hearing the case for hearing
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who were hearing the impeachment. So all of this is
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such bullshit, and they did it on purpose to punish
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him for supporting President Trump. However, Professor Dershowitz appears to
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have made one mistake. He chose to defend the President
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of the United States and defend the US Constitution at
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a moment in time where CNN has decided that doing
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so is not permitted. For this, CNN set out to
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punish him and destroy his credibility and reputation and unfortunately succeeded.
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That sounds so sinister, as if CNN has that power
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at this point. I know people that are even ardent
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hardcore leftists who laugh at CNN at this point. They
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understand the corporate media is all a joke. CNN, Fox
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all the same shit. Everybody knows it. So for this
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guy to act like CNN has ruined his credibility after
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he made a fool of himself on his own, I mean,
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come on, there's a lot CNN can be blamed for,
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but ruining Alan Dershowitz's career dead not on the list.
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Characterizing the refusal to the whole quote as part of
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a deliberate scheme to defraud its own audience at the
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expense of another's reputation, the First Amendment Warrior accuses the
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network of intentionally misleading its viewers and hiding the truth
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from their eyes and ears. That's such bullshit. I can't
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believe I'm forced to defend CNN, but here we are.
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This is such absolute bullshit. They weren't misleading anybody, all right.
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CNN is an opinion based station. Everybody knows that it's
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not hard news. All of those shows are opinion based,
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so leading their viewers. They don't have to lead their
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viewers anywhere, Folks, Their viewers seek that out. Their viewers
28:40
want that confirmation bias, just like the viewers of Fox
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want their bias confirmed. Touting himself as one of the
28:53
most revered and celebrated legal minds of the past century,
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Oh and so modest, Dershowitz points to a news cycle
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where people quit mocking Dershowitz for yammering about his pennies
29:05
for a couple of hours and instead mocked him for
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his defense of the president's conduct and for his pains.
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His great legal mind demands fifty million in compensatory damages
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and two hundred and fifty million impunitive damages. I mean, really,
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this is such a joke right now. Meanwhile, the survivors
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of Jeffrey Epstein's criminal enterprise that you helped facilitate with
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your legal advice, that you helped get off the hook,
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with your legal advice that you allegedly took part in,
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still can't get one damn dime from your buddy's indike
29:42
In Khan, I hope you feel good about yourself with
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your two hundred and fifty million dollars punitive damage ask,
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and your fifty million dollars in compensatory damage ask. I
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hope you feel real good, mister Dershowitz, You scoundrel, hey
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quit laughing. It's not an a anonymous end to a
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glorious legal career. Dersh is on top of his game,
30:04
ready to take on the world, prime to hit the
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nude beaches for an impromptu lecture on presidential prerogatives. Look
30:11
out Martha's vineyard. Here he comes. And I like the
30:16
scorching tone of this article very much, Elizabeth Die. I
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can get down with a bit of that kind of
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evisceration of a scoundrel. OHI Alan Dershowitz, and he deserves it.
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This guy continuously inserts himself into the public eye, into
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the public sphere, and when somebody questions him or goes
30:37
after him, he says he's gonna sue. Well, nobody cares,
30:41
mister Dershowitz. All right, I think you're tidy whities might
30:45
be on a bit too tight. I think you might
30:48
be a little agitated because you're no longer a welcome
30:52
at the naked volleyball game. And it is rather obvious
30:59
to any buddy paying attention that you are not sir
31:04
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What's up, everyone, and welcome back to the Epstein Chronicles.
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So Alan Dershowitz was recently on a program over at
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the Hill and he was promoting his new book, The
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Price of Principle. Well, while he was over here promoting
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this book, why the Hill would even have him on
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to promote it beyond me. But anyway, they have him
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on here to talk about this new book, and the
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hosts of the show decide to steer the conversation towards
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his meaning h Dershowitz's relationship with Epstein, and things went
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off the rails. As usual, Dershowitz comes off as unhinged
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anytime he's asked about Jeffrey Epstein. Dude explodes like a volcano.
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Pretty simple. I mean, why were you over at his
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house getting a massage? I know you'll explain it away.
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Oh my wife had it set up this, that the
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other thing. But it just doesn't look good. The optics
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are terrible. And then you add on what Virginia had
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to say about Dershowitz, and for me, that's the real problem, right,
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Not that he defended Jeffrey Epstein. As a lawyer, you
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know you're gonna defend shitbad clients, that's just what you do.
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But paling around with them, taking part in their trafficking,
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according to the survivor of Virginia and being you know,
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this guy's friend coming over for a massage. Of course,
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some questions are going to be asked, and of course Dershowitz,
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in usual fashion, comes up with some sort of ludicrous excuse,
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at least in my opinion, Oh my wife sets up
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the massage. My wife was there. How many of these
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people use their family members as an excuse. We saw
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Prince Andrew do the same thing with his daughters. What
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sort of man drags their family into this sort of
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bs I'll tell you what kind of man. A man
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that's not really a man. Because the idea is to
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protect your family, right, shield them from harm, make sure
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they're not caught up in your bullshit if you get
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caught up in it. But it's never the case for
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these so called elite. They drag everybody into their bullshit,
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and then when they get caught with their hand in
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the proverbial cookie jar, they tell you somebody else's hand
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and that it was never in the cookie jar to
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begin with. So we have a relatively short one today,
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so let's dive right into it. This article is from
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Salon headline Alan Dershowitz grilled on massages at Jeffrey Epstein's house.
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Article was authored by Alex Henderson. In late August, law
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professor Alan Dershowitz appeared on hilltv's Rising to promote his
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new book Again, What's up with all of these dudes
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having this guy on their show to promote the book?
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When I was on the Tucker Carlson Show right after
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Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity's on, I guess, and literally fifteen
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minutes after I was on a Tucker they have Dershowitz
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on the Hannity Show. A bit ridiculous. If you asked me,
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I would have loved to have fifteen minutes with mister Dershowitz,
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sit down and have a nice little chat with him. Boy,
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let me tell you if he thinks that Ryan Grimm,
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Emily Joshinski, and Robbie Sove were rough on him, Boy,
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wait till you get a load of me, because I
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would unload double barrel on this dude. There'd be no
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massaging around the issues, straight up questions. All right, bro,
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so did you or didn't you? Do you have proof?
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Can I see some receipts? Oh? You don't have the proof,
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So you're saying that I should trust you. Hmm, that's
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not gonna work out. It's all about proof, right, evidence,
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Let's see some receipts here. But Dershowitz grew angry and
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defensive when HILLTV interviewer interviewers Ryan Grimm, Emilie Joshinsky, and
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Robbie Sove asked him about his connection to Jeffrey Epstein,
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the wealthy financier You mean pedophile, right, salon who was
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facing federal sex trafficking charges involving minors when he was
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found dead in his cell on August tenth, twenty nineteen.
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You would think that a left leaning outlet like The
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Salon would at least call Jeffrey Epstein what he is, right,
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a pedophile but I guess not. I guess we'll leave
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that to the tabloids to call him what he really is. Right.
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HILLTV noted that December two thousand, travel records found on
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Epstein's plane mentioned the massage that was scheduled for ad
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Alan Dershowitz. But Dershowitz told Till TV that was my
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one life's calendar. My wife scheduled a massage. So according
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to Alan Dershowitz, his wife is the one who scheduled
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the massage over at Epstein's And I guess his wife
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was over there the whole time, hanging out and everything
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was just fine and dandy. Again, why are you scheduling
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a massage at some dude's house. You have all the
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money in the world, all of the greatest massage therapists,
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all the greatest people who work in that business at
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your fingertips a phone call away. You're Alan Dershowitz. You
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can't call somebody like Robert Kraft and ask them who
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the best messuse in the business is. Stop lying to people,
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And there is no good reason for anyone to go
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over to Jeffrey f and Epstein's house to get a massage.
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I'm sorry, there's nobody on this planet. Okay, let me
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be very clear about this. That will ever convince me
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that you need to go over to someone's house to
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get a massage. It's straight up weird. I've never had
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a friend call me and say, hey, little rob, why
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don't you come over, Bro, I have some people over.
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We're gonna get some massages. What what do you mean
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we're gonna What does that mean? I think I'll pass
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on your little massage party, Bro, I'm going to get
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a massage. I'm going to a real place to get
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a massage from a massage therapist, you know, little cucumber water,
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the whole fucking nine. I'm not going to Jeffrey Epstein's
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house to get a massage. And I highly doubt Alan
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Dershowitz is either. Sounding increasingly angry, Dershowitz continued, if you
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think my wife scheduled a massage with an underage sex slave,
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then you'll believe anything. Oh so you're admitting that they
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were underage sex slaves. Huh, Well that's the first good
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on you, Alan Dershowitz, to finally show that you actually
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believe that they were sex slaves. And the fact that
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you were over at his house while there were sex
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slaves there. Can you answer for that? Pretty sure? Most
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of us out there can say we've never been to
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a house where people are being human trafficked out of
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pretty safe assumption that most of us have never been
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around that. Okay, but Alan Dershowitz, you know he'll tell
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you that his wife hooked up a massage for him
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over at Epstein, So it's all good. When an interviewer
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started to calmly speak, Dershowitz angrily told him, let me finish,
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Let me finish, Let me finish, let me finish. I
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was a visiting scholar at NYU. My wife had a
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professional massuse. We have checks, canceled checks proving that the
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massage occurred when it occurred. Who had occurred with at
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Jeffrey Epstein's house? Where did this guy have some sort
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of massage parlor that nobody knew about? We all know
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what massage was synonymous with over at Epstein's. So forgive us,
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mister Dershowitz, if we have a hard time believe in
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what you're selling here. Nobody's trying to buy this BS
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and for me, can we just get an actual deposition here?
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Let's get this guy under oath. Let's see what Dershowitz
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has to say under oath. That's all I've ever called
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for in this case, all of these people under oath.
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Let's get them on the record, and whoever lies, well,
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we'll deal with that with perjury, right, but let's get
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them all deposed. I can't even do that. You would
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think that all of these people who are allegedly involved
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in a criminal enterprise would have all been deposed, but nope,
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they haven't been. And I've had very very few massages
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in my life, one at Jeffrey Epstein's house by a
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middle aged woman who gave me a shoulder and neck massage,
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which I hated. I called up my wife and complained
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about it immediately. I mean, for real, my wife, my wife,
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my wife, my wife. Is that the only person that
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is your alibi that can you know, credit your alibi
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that can tell us good things about you? Is your wife?
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Pretty pathetic? And then it makes me question what sort
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of relationship do you have with your wife? Always using
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her as your you know, Oh well, just ask my wife.
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She was there, she set up the massage. Again, can
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you please answer? None of these people ever asked this question. Okay,
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mister Dershowitz, that's cool. You got a massage set up
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at Epstein's. Why didn't you get a massage set up
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at a real messuses shop. Dershowitz continued, No, I've done
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nothing wrong. If you want to put me on trial here,
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you have to give me an opportunity to fully explain.
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You will not be able to make just charges against me.
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And this is what he does, right, He tries to
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steamroll over people. Anyone who brings it up. He tries
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to steamroll right over them. But the fact is, you
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still really have an answer for your part here. And
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it's not everybody else's fault that they have questions. It's
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your fault. You were around this dude. And I don't
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even just mean as his lawyer. And then you look
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at the actual work done as a lawyer, the way
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they treated those survivors down in Florida. Come on, mister Dershowitz,
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you really think anyone outside of your small little circle
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likes you. MSNBC's Mehdi Hassan posted a video of the
41:13
interview on Twitter. Quote it the let me finish, let
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me finish part And of course, look a guy like
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Dershowitz is going to deny, deny, denied, deny, and he's
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going to say he had no idea what was going on,
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no clue what Jeffrey Epstein was. But I have my
41:30
doubts about all of it. And the fact that you're
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going over to a guy like Jeffrey Epstein's house to
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get a massage in the first place is very, very
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weird to me. And explaining it away that my wife
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was there, I paid for this, I paid for that.
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That doesn't do it for me. We're gonna need a
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full on explanation. So you say you got the receipts, Fine,
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let's talk to the lady who massaged you. See. None
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of that happens though, right. Everything seems to just stall
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out and remain in neutral. Well. Nice of one of
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these days the SDN Y and all of their little
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buddies would actually do their jobs and chase down people
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like this and get them under oath. But until then,
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I guess we'll have to rely on the media hosts
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who talked to this guy to call him out and
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ask him questions. All right, folks, that's gonna do it
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