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Ice Cream Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.22.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Now, if you don't want to listen to this best
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  stuff, which I think is crazy of you, but if
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  you don't, skip over 23 minutes. But trust me,
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  this is gold. And if you're listening on the
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  radio in Fresno, the thing is, you got to have
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  to deal with it. Enjoy the show. Stand by. And
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  now for something completely different. Stand
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  by. This is George Conner of the Chicago Bears.
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  Bear down, Chicago Bears. Oh yeah, the Bears
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  go down yesterday. I can't play the real version,
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  so I got this version. Man, I had a weird feeling
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  about the game when they kept missing throws
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  in the club. Mm -hmm. And I, like, went through
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  this thing. When Caleb Haney, or no, not Caleb,
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  Caleb Williams. Caleb Haney. We need him as a
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  backup. And we'll get to that in a sec. But I'm
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  telling you. I had a bad feeling about that Bears
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  game. It just went on and on of absolute nothingness.
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  And I was in denial that Caleb Williams' number
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  was number 18. Because I saw that he got injured
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  and I was like, oh, that's got to be another
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  Bears player. Not that I want another Bears player
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  to get hurt, but I'm just being honest. And I
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  was like, wait, Caleb's out. And then I showed
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  it to my friends and they're like, yeah, dude,
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  that's probably a hamstring or some people thought
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  Achilles. And you know what disgusted me online?
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  Is the people that were like saying, oh, why
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  is he crying over just a hamstring? It was nothing.
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  You know what? You go out there and play football
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  and see how long you last, you stupid Packer
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  fans. You're white trash. I know it wasn't as
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  bad as Derrick Rose's injury in 2012. My God.
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  Watching your main guy riding his prime go down.
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  That was not fun at all. So I'm not going to
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  say prayers up to him because I don't believe
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  in God and we don't endorse that here. But vibes
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  up in the club for Caleb Williams. Mm -hmm. And
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  then this today. Mm -hmm. B -U -C -C -A -N -E
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  -E -R. I think it's time to fire a ton of bulls.
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  I've been saying it for four years and I was
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  told to shut up in sports radio, but I'll never
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  stop saying it. Fire Todd Bowles. They do not
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  know how to shine. Especially when the game gets
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  rained out. Then they really don't know how to
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  shine. When Todd Bowles went under 500 with Tom
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  Brady. I said on the Pat and Aaron show. That
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  they needed to fire Todd Bowles. And Pat Donovan
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  was like, dude, I'm not covering the box. You
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  can't say that. Heaven forbid I have a correct
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  opinion. I used to listen to Mike Francesa when
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  he was on WFAN in New York. And all these complaints
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  we have about Todd Bowles is what they were saying.
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  Like, I don't know. Eight years ago? Nine years
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  ago? He's a nice guy. There's no denying that
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  Todd Bowles is a nice guy. But he's the opposite
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  of a winner. But the Glazers are so cheap that
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  they keep him because he's serviceable. Even
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  though we haven't won a game. Alexa, do you think
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  we should fire Todd Bowles? Mm -hmm. I don't
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  have any info on Todd Bowles, so I can't say.
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  What about Todd Bowles? The coach of the Buccaneers.
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  Mm -hmm. Todd Bowles is the head coach of the
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  Tampa... Wow, she... Alexa, shut up. Honestly,
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  though, I'd rather have her as the coach of the
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  Buccaneers than Todd Bowles. He just doesn't
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  pay attention, dude. You, like, look there. You're
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  like, hello? Anybody up there? You okay? You
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  good? Mm -hmm. Mayim Bialik isn't losing sleep
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  over the haters, even if some fans were hoping
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  her character, Amy Farrah Fowler, would stay
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  far, far away from the Big Bang Theory franchise's
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  new spin -off. I don't know what it is. She just
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  gives me a freaking... There's something about
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  her that just kind of skanks me. The actress
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  who played the neuroscientist for ten seasons
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  on the Emmy... She played a neuroscientist and
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  I'm neurodivergent. winning sitcom addressing
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  some less than enthusiastic comments about amy's
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  return in stewart fails to save the universe
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  oh my god as annoying of a character she is she
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  seems like a nice enough lemon it's all said
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  and done but what's your name am i am uh you
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  got to ignore the haters i had thousands of radio
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  djs coming after me last weekend and you know
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  how i made it go away I ignored it. Now, do I
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  miss the publicity? Of course, kind of. Although
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  it's kind of annoying when like five different
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  radio DJs are like, yo, can I defend you? I don't
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  know, but what I'm saying is, Mayim, you got
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  to literally ignore the haters. When you address
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  the haters, you're giving them, all these celebrities,
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  when you hear that term that Enos uses a lot
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  about clapping back, Yeah, I mean, that's great.
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  But the problem is the haters are just getting
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  power from responding. I remember when I used
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  to respond to haters, it would be all day. Now,
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  I don't care, because I'm going to be dead in
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  67 years. I am telling Us Weekly in an interview
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  published September 17th that she's had a very,
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  very positive relationship with the larger Big
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  Bang Theory community. Yeah, she's been nice
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  on set, asking how you're doing, asking if you
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  want some coffee from Starbucks. But admitting
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  she'd sometimes text former co -star Melissa
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  Rauch when the beautiful hot piece of ass comments
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  got to her, like, quote, please, God, let it
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  not be Amy. Oh, my God, who cares? They wouldn't
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  say it to your face. If they met you, they'd
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  be like, can I have a picture with you, Amy?
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  Still, Mayim says she got a good laugh out of
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  the reaction. No, she didn't. If you're talking
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  about it over and over again, then, you know,
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  that's not good. Explaining, quote, you cannot
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  please all of the audience any of the time. Oh,
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  you should have said that. You should have posted
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  that as a meme. And I never responded. Kind of
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  like when anonymous people were going after me
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  and I shared the meme that said, if you fail
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  in radio, your next job is an internet troll.
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  And I didn't respond again. Now, you might be
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  saying, Ryan, you're responding right now. No,
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  no, I'm just saying, I did one post, one little
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  State of the Union, and then I moved on. These
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  celebrities are obsessed over it. What are you
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  doing? And while viewers may have had their preferences,
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  Mayim's return to the universe was anything but
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  a simple repeat of Amy's original story. The
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  50 -year -olds who also reprised her role alongside
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  Jim Parsons on Young Sheldon Whatever, enough
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  about the Bing Bang Theory. But yeah, leave her
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  alone, but also you gotta ignore the trolls,
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  baby. You gotta know how to get to them. Then
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  they get a power trip because you're sociopathic
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  losers. Here is everyone's favorite side chick.
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  Everybody in the media kisses her ass being Joy
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  Taylor because they think she's so pretty and
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  she's got clout. She slapped her way to the top
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  at Fox Sports 1. Oh, did she ever. Actually,
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  at the end of this Hoppy Hour, I'm going to attach
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  my Joy Taylor segment so we can never forget
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  everything she did. Well, this is a woman with
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  no morals. She ruined her marriage. She was talking
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  smack about her ex last week because she was
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  making more money than him, even though in the
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  moment she probably said she loved him. And now
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  she's critiquing Aaron Rodgers. Don't throw stones
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  from a glass house, honey. And by the way, you
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  look really raggedy when your boobs are not up.
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  First of all, I try to stay out of white people's
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  business. That's the problem, too, is you're
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  making it about race. You know that the way to
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  get clicks is to make it about race. Because
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  honestly, you only got the job at Fox Sports
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  because you had huge boobs. And you slept with
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  the CEO. And honestly, that takes women back.
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  And you're walking around like, I'm such a feminist.
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  I'm Joy Taylor. Taylor, shut up. You're annoying.
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  And this is not me being an incel hating women.
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  I just hate women that try to be something they're
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  not. And this just did. She has no credibility.
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  And no class. And this is white people's business.
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  Oh, yeah, because black people don't have any
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  problems either. Shut up. At the highest level.
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  Oh, yeah. Coming from the woman that had sex
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  with half the office of Fox Sports alone. Mm
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  -hmm. That's the woman critiquing other people.
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  Shut up. And I'm going to tell you why. You said
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  willingly. This is Aaron Rodgers. For free. For
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  free. That your girl looked you in the face and
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  said, I will marry you. But first. This is Joy
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  Taylor projecting that she probably did this
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  in her marriage. Because we know she's not a
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  woman of class. I'm going to fuck him. Wild,
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  wild way to let the whole world know you have
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  zero emotion. And you have zero emotion either.
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  I mean, I know I'm doing a podcast. But you are
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  literally, you went from fuck sports one. You're
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  way to the top. And there's no executives that
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  you can get top to. So you're talking about men
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  and becoming a female incel. You could not waterboard
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  this information out of me. What? No, we probably
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  could. You're really soft. Especially those milkers.
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  What did you say? I don't know, not Nan. She
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  even laughs like a sociopath. Just an annoying,
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  disgusting woman. Shut up. What? To their man.
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  Could you imagine? I don't know. Could you imagine
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  sucking away to the top where other women with
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  more credibility and more skills and more knowledge
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  about sports did not get your job? Can you imagine
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  that? Could you fucking imagine? Could you imagine,
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  you know, cheating on your husband with a manual?
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  I don't. Saying that. No. To your man's face?
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  Can you imagine saying to your man's face, I'm
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  going out to a party and then hanging out with
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  the CEO, you know, at a party like a side chick.
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  Shut up. Never. He would immediately assume that
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  I had been fucking dude. Whatever. What a stupid
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  podcast. This is a movie. Idiocracy. Come to
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  life. You were just going to get the fuck out.
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  Water. You get out too, honey. Mm -hmm. And we'll
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  get out of this segment. Yeah, Joy Taylor's rewriting
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  the past because everyone kisses her ass. A little
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  flamminess. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! I
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  swear it's not operational error. Mm -hmm. Hailey
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  Bieber is on the road to a brand new look. Oh,
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  yeah. Hailey Bieber figured out. Now, we all
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  know she's a side chick. So she started dress
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  and like. Just in time for fall, the road beauty
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  founders. Gosh, she's a hot piece of ass. I can't
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  deny. Says goodbye to her signature light brown
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  locks. And she's going for more, you know. skank
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  your outfit and debuts her deep chocolate brown
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  hair in a september 19th gosh looks freaking
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  hot i can see why he chose her over selena she's
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  probably more fun in bed selena seemed like she'd
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  be good in bed at first and then like just kind
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  of you know just lazy like i used to be so grateful
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  to be with selena gunners and all right Because
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  you're sociopathic losers! Here is a... Happy
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  Hot Topic! Right here in the club. It's an extraordinary
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  move, targeting two of the nation's leading cable
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  news outlets. Yeah, we all know Donald Trump
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  talks about the liberal left being soft. When
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  Trump is as soft as a Mr. Pillow. Just a douchebag.
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  and a widely read political news site. Very simple,
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  Ben. I don't want him in my office. I don't want
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  him here. Yeah, you don't want people actually
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  reporting the news, because then it doesn't make
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  you look good. Mm -hmm. President Trump saying
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  he's banning CNN, MSNOW, and Politico from the...
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  Yeah, he doesn't like when people ask him the
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  hard -hitting questions. Mm -hmm. the, the, the
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  right. And listen, I didn't vote. I'm not voting
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  for a side shit like Kamala. I'm not voting for
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  Trump. But Trump does not like when the left
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  asks him about his skeletons in his closet. He'd
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  rather have maggots like Jesse Walters kiss his
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  ass. The White House, claiming their coverage
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  is too negative. It's one -sided. Yeah, it's
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  the side about the truth. That you're the worst
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  president we ever had. And you're a loser. It's
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  never good. Trump insisting he should be covered
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  by news outlets in a more favorable light. Yeah,
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  it's called propaganda. Something you claimed
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  you were. I ain't gonna do it. But you're a coward!
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  Somebody else should have known you were lying.
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  You know, we're doing so well, and they'll take
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  the most positive story and make it as negative
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  as possible. I mean, there is some truth that
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  he'll do something correct here or there, but
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  for the most part, you suck. Trump fended off
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  several questions about whether his move violates
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  the First Amendment. Oh, of course it does. Trump
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  said he'd go as far as he's legally allowed.
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  There's something wrong with... a country that
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  can allow people to write purposely negative
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  shares. Now, yeah, they're writing the truth,
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  but gas has been at an all -time worse, and you
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  just live in your own bubble of a cult. Shut
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  up. If they want to write them, that's fine,
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  but I don't have to let them into my... All right,
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  so you just hang out with a bunch of ass -kissers
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  while you don't realize that we're all laughing
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  at you, you little twat -ass bitch. Mm -hmm.
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  All right, because you're sociopathic losers.
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  There's nothing worse. Now listen. Let me preface
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  this by saying that I'm not trying to sound ungrateful
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  in the club. But my God, when I get recognized
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  in public, just realize I want to be left alone.
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  I'm good for a picture, hanging out or talking.
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  Number one, I don't want to talk about Mike Helter.
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  These are the rules to seeing Ryan Hoppy in public.
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  I don't want to talk about Mike Helter. I don't
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  give a crap. I wish him the best. Number two,
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  I don't want to talk about Mike. You get the
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  point. The other day, this woman comes up to
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  me. I felt really bad. I was in a bad mood. And
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  I was like driving home and I was like, I probably
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  shouldn't have done that. I was at a kava bar.
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  It was like 9 .30 at night. I'm really tired.
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  And I don't think people realize how stimulating
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  radio is. I mean, Kelta and all these guys have
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  it easy. Like they have producers. They got people
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  doing stuff for them. I have to come up with
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  a topic. Then go on the internet about four hours
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  a day looking for stuff. And then I got to edit
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  the podcast, upload the podcast, and, you know,
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  make videos. So I'm pretty much working on this
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  show eight hours a day. The summer of 2026 was
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  the summer I did 30 days in a row of this show.
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  Now, granted, it was all worth it because the
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  show was exploding. But it doesn't mean it's
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  not tiring. So pretty much what happened was
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  whenever I'm in public around 8 or 9 p .m., just
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  assume I'm tired. My stimulation's coming down.
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  And now I have to face the existential void that
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  I gotta go to bed soon, which means it's practicing
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  of dying. My brain's a very dark place. So just
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  talk to me about it, you know? Hey, how's it
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  going? I know there's not much else to me besides
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  radio. But honestly, if a random person recognizes
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  me, I would rather talk to you about your life.
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  Because I'm... I could have Will Smith on this
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  show. Or Adam Sandler. The most fascinating thing
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  to me is the everyday life of the listeners.
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  All 70 of you. So if you see me in public, talk
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  to me about yourself. Because people do it already.
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  I got that vibe that I can't take my own advice,
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  but I can do the thing that is unknown. I have
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  to give advice. Isn't that how it always works?
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  The people that have the best advice in the club
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  are the people that usually can't take their
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  own. All right, what am I saying right now? What's
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  going on here? And now for something completely
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  different. Morning Hoppy Hour! Ryan Hoppy on
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  the air! Clear the breakfast table! Today's forecast
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  is delicious! I woke up late with a rumble in
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  my shoe Found a tiny red circle saying, hey,
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  how do you do? It rolled across the kitchen,
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  took a left by the sink Then it challenged my
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  toaster to a pepperoni drink Breakfast log This
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  is weird. I made this five seconds ago. Oh, yeah!
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  If your lunch looks round and your napkin's in
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  dismay You're doing everything right on pepperoni
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  day It's national pepperoni day Throw a slice
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  in the air and shout hooray Hoppy, I was cooking
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  up a crazy display Ryan Hoppy says pass the plate
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  this way Who's got the red? We got the red. Who
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  wants a slice? We want it twice. Who's on the
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  radio? Hobby hour. What's on the pizza? Maximum
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  power. It's National Pepperoni Day. Let the lunchbox
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  lead the parade. Hobby hour is loud and the cheese
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  is sprayed. Fight and seal the deal. That's all
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  the pepperoni we have time for today. Stay tuned.
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  Happy Halloween. Stay tuned. Extra napkins. Oh,
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  yeah. I meant to put National Pepperoni Pizza
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  Day. But I think that was wrong. But I went along
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  with it. But we're never perfect. Actors have
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  it easy. They can just, you know, if they do
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  the take wrong, do it again. Here on Hoppy Hour,
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  we're never perfect. The date of our lives. Oh,
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  yeah. Real smoky in this studio. I'll be honest.
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  I took the music break. I started having a panic
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  attack. Also, I had to go to the bathroom. I
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  had not released my food from last night yet.
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  Woohoo! Oh yeah! You know how like when you listen
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  to like the Joe show? Sounds just like his daddy
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  manager. Or if you listen to like Rover, it sounds
• 23:06
  like Howard Stern. Or you listen to every podcast
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  and it's pretty much Opie and Anthony. There
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  is nobody like Ryan Hoppy. And I know I sound
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  narcissistic singing in first person. But who
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  the hell goes for talking about the NFL? And
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  yelling at his Alexa. To then, you know, playing
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  a National Pepperoni Day song. Only here, dude.
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  Alexa, turn off. I don't know why she kept talking.
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  Shut up, woman! I'm kidding. I'm going to be
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  honest. People meet me and they're like, wow,
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  you're really quiet. Oh, yeah. Are you guys ready
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  for the greatest show ever? And now, back to
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  the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot
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  97 .7. Adult Swim. All kids out. Attention, FM
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  DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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  rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  One, two, three, go. Go, go, go. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program will
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  start. Okay, wait. All right. Yes. Hoppy Hour
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah. Do you know
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  what day it is? National ice cream day. And we
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  have a song that I just made five seconds ago
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  about it. you're doing you're conducting flavor
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  research there grab a spoon grab a friend It
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  is National Ice Cream Day. I know it's considered
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  soft yogurt or whatever, but I might go to Racetrack
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  later and get that ice cream for like $5 ,000.
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  Man, you leave there and you got a whole freaking
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  cup of ice cream. You got nerds. You also got
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  gummy bears. It's quite the freaking stunner's
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  delight. You can always call the show. 8 -5 -6.
• 28:19
  49 Hoppy. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can
• 28:25
  tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
• 28:29
  email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. By the
• 28:33
  way, a little shout out. Excellent. Before I
• 28:39
  get to the shout -out, I want to just do Hoppy's
• 28:42
  Inbox. I mean, why not collaborate my shout -out
• 28:45
  from a brand new listener we have to Hoppy's
• 28:49
  Inbox? You know what I mean? It's time for Hoppy's
• 28:52
  Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. All
• 28:55
  right, we'll get to that shout -out in a second.
• 28:57
  But my inbox freaking blew up. I said that I
• 29:02
  am sick and tired of getting political texts,
• 29:04
  and I will vote for anybody that doesn't send
• 29:06
  them. And our listener in Cleveland said, so
• 29:10
  you're not voting? And then Tyler, which I'm
• 29:13
  not voting. I never vote because I don't want
• 29:15
  my address out there. And then Tyler Brown, one
• 29:17
  of our listeners, said, I text them back. If
• 29:21
  you keep texting me, I will vote for the other
• 29:23
  guy. So there's that. And then the shout out
• 29:27
  I want to give. Here's the deal. I know a lot
• 29:35
  of older people know who I am from working with
• 29:37
  various Gen X morning shows, but we have been
• 29:41
  building this brand for four years now. And last
• 29:45
  night, my good friend Evan, he's a hard -working
• 29:48
  22 -year -old with the personality of someone
• 29:51
  in their late 20s, very mature. And he said at
• 29:55
  his job, where he listens to long -form podcasts,
• 29:59
  that he enjoys this show. So a shout out to Evan.
• 30:04
  We appreciate you listening to the show. He even
• 30:09
  said he listens to the songs because like some
• 30:11
  older people will be like, oh, I skip over that
• 30:13
  rap. But like I say in that little or the AI
• 30:17
  voice says in that little sounder that I take
• 30:20
  pride in my selection. So I can't play that because
• 30:24
  of copyright. So thank you, Evan, for listening
• 30:27
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yesterday, I was
• 30:34
  at O2 Carver Bar out there in Largo. And one
• 30:38
  of my friends, Robbie, asked me if I was stoned
• 30:41
  because the sun was setting. And I said, dude.
• 30:44
  Well, he first asked me if I was tripping on
• 30:46
  mushrooms because I was like, dude, the sunset
• 30:48
  looks amazing right now. And he was like, are
• 30:53
  you on mushrooms? No, I'm stoned. Man. There's
• 30:59
  something really nice about seeing like you can
• 31:01
  go to the beach and see like a true sunset. But
• 31:05
  if you're in the parking lot of a blue collar
• 31:08
  city like Largo, there's something kind of hard
• 31:11
  working about watching the sunset. You know what
• 31:17
  I've noticed recently? People don't give their
• 31:21
  accomplishments enough, you know, credit. Someone
• 31:27
  gets a new job or scores a game -winning touchdown.
• 31:31
  Oh, thank God. Thank God. What if it's not just
• 31:37
  God? But what if it's like, I don't know, your
• 31:43
  accomplishments? What if it's your brain? What
• 31:48
  if it's the fact that you worked hard and you
• 31:52
  trained yourself? Not everything needs to go
• 31:55
  to God, okay? It's absolutely, positively ridiculous.
• 32:02
  If you want to believe in God, that's fine. But
• 32:06
  to not give yourself credit for an accomplishment.
• 32:09
  Oh, glory to God. Oh, glory to God. Yeah, no.
• 32:14
  I definitely have a little bit of a cold with
• 32:17
  the changing seasons. I know I have a cold because
• 32:22
  when I go, it sounds weak. So you won't be hearing
• 32:26
  it as much today. I'll still do it. What I got
• 32:30
  to do is drink some tea. What is the point of
• 32:37
  the sidewalk anymore? My thing with the sidewalk
• 32:42
  is this. I don't understand why bicyclists don't
• 32:47
  just ride on the sidewalk. In Largo, Florida,
• 32:51
  there are car crashes. All the time. And a part
• 32:56
  of me is wondering if maybe we should change
• 32:59
  the law. One of my friends got hit the other
• 33:03
  day. People don't pay attention. They swear.
• 33:07
  They do whatever. So a part of me is wondering,
• 33:12
  like, maybe we should change that law. Whoever
• 33:15
  our next governor is here in Florida. Or if you're
• 33:18
  listening in Fresno or Chicago or Cleveland.
• 33:23
  I don't understand why I keep getting videos
• 33:26
  on TikTok of people messing with cops. It's one
• 33:30
  of the most unriveting videos, unriveting content
• 33:33
  you'll ever see. And who cares? I had this random
• 33:40
  thought. Sometimes I'll think about something
• 33:43
  right before I go to bed. And last night I was
• 33:47
  thinking, so let's say you're a 70 -year -old
• 33:51
  man. And you're dating a beautiful, I don't know,
• 33:55
  50, 40, 30 -year -old girl. And she's going to
• 33:59
  outlive you. And you're religious. So when you
• 34:03
  end up passing as a man, or if a woman passes
• 34:06
  and then is a man, either way, whatever, honestly,
• 34:10
  it can go with a gay couple, whatever. I was
• 34:13
  thinking about it. Are you just going to be up
• 34:16
  in heaven okay with watching them have sex with
• 34:19
  someone else? Like, is it that when you go to
• 34:21
  heaven, all of a sudden you're cool with watching
• 34:24
  your loved one get banged? Mm -hmm. A food for
• 34:29
  thought. I don't know. I just thought about it
• 34:32
  last night. It was like 12 .50 at night, and
• 34:34
  I was like, I have to turn on my phone and write
• 34:36
  that thought down. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All
• 34:44
  right, here's the deal. We're going to keep this
• 34:46
  party going. We have so much to get into today.
• 34:49
  And I'm going to drink some water. Try to clear
• 34:52
  my throat. But I love when I have a little cold.
• 34:56
  Because then I have the radio DJ voice. It's
• 34:59
  like when 95 .7 The Beat and all the radio stations
• 35:02
  across the country used to air the Sweat Motel.
• 35:05
  Yeah, this is Keith Sweat. Only, the difference
• 35:11
  is, This is the sweaty apartment. The hour will
• 35:30
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 35:33
  Whatever. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 35:41
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 35:44
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 35:47
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 35:53
  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 35:56
  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 36:02
  like you went and got a job on the iPad screen,
• 36:05
  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
• 36:07
  sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But also
• 36:11
  I would love to be. I'm getting railed, but...
• 36:13
  Use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have
• 36:16
  enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if you
• 36:18
  don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 36:20
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 36:23
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
• 36:26
  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
• 36:28
  here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
• 36:32
  right back. Should be should be have you gone
• 37:04
  Should be should be should be Should be have
• 37:07
  you gone Should be should be have you gone Should
• 37:12
  be should be should be Should be should be should
• 37:20
  be Should be should be should be Should be should
• 37:26
  be should be Should be should be should be Tell
• 37:55
  me, have you gone? Should we, should we have
• 37:58
  you gone? Should we, should we have you gone?
• 40:00
  I can't see the sun if it doesn't come from our
• 40:04
  shade. It was Kid Cudi and Rochelle with Trippie.
• 40:35
  You're probably thinking, no, this song's about
• 40:37
  marijuana. Is Hoppy about to do the smoke up?
• 40:40
  Oh, yeah! We are. Doing that cannot be good for
• 40:44
  my voice, but I'm a soldier. I fight to entertain
• 40:48
  you guys. Even if corporate radio views me as
• 40:52
  a part -timer. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I want to address
• 40:56
  that. And if somebody's listening, I'm not talking
• 41:00
  about you. I'm talking about There is nothing
• 41:04
  more insulting to somebody who is a part -timer
• 41:06
  in radio than when you refer to them as a part
• 41:09
  -timer, especially when they do full -time work.
• 41:14
  Now, if you've just gone there, even delivering
• 41:17
  pizzas to a winner, you're still, you know, helping
• 41:19
  the company make money. Bye. A lot of people
• 41:23
  at all the jobs I have, they always go, oh, the
• 41:25
  part -time. Oh, yeah, the people that are underpaid,
• 41:29
  that are doing things that would have been paid
• 41:31
  more in the 90s. Yeah, that ain't it, dog. Oh,
• 41:36
  it's time to get high. Smoke talk, wine, hop
• 41:50
  it, radio, let the whole block walk. Turn the
• 41:52
  page slow, let the night get loose. Hoppy's homies
• 41:55
  in the back, got the boom on cruise. Deppin'
• 41:57
  through the static, got the beat on fire. Every
• 41:59
  clip in the timeline, climbin' up higher. Roll
• 42:02
  it up, past that grill. Oh yeah! Let's go. Night,
• 42:06
  camera on, don't blink. We go hard in the blink.
• 42:11
  Gettin' high with Hoppy. Gettin' high with Hoppy.
• 42:16
  Hoppy's homies in the house. It's always September
• 42:21
  when I lose my voice. January, February, March,
• 42:25
  I sound all, like, high -pitched. Right now,
• 42:28
  I sound like Billy Madison. Bitches, no. I want
• 42:33
  to DP Tracy with Derek. It's a very inside radio
• 42:40
  reference. All right. You got your blonde, your
• 42:43
  bong, your joint, whatever the hell you have.
• 42:49
  It's time to get high. Because it's approximately,
• 42:52
  I don't know, let me see here. It's about 8 .45
• 42:58
  in Fresno. But this is airing. So maybe you slept
• 43:03
  in a little too much. And you have high 97 .7
• 43:07
  on. And you're like, you know what? I need...
• 43:13
  to get hype. My job's driving me nuts. My significant
• 43:18
  other's being in a bid of whatever gender. So
• 43:23
  grab your blunt, your bull, your joint, your
• 43:26
  bong, your vape, your pen, whatever you have.
• 43:32
  And let's get hype. This is corporate radio's
• 43:37
  favorite segment. Mm -hmm. Hear this? Hear that
• 43:48
  lighter being flicked. Let me turn this off.
• 43:52
  Hey, Alexa, would you want to smoke marijuana
• 43:55
  with me live on my podcast, allegedly? I'm more
• 44:01
  of a digital assistant than a smoking buddy,
• 44:03
  but I'm always down to chat about your podcast
• 44:05
  or celebrity news anytime. Alexa, what do you
• 44:09
  want to talk about? Because you know when you
• 44:11
  smoke weed, it's good to have conversation. What
• 44:14
  do you want to talk about, baby doll? I'm not
• 44:18
  able to smoke or join in on that, but I can definitely
• 44:20
  help you find some topics or news to talk about
• 44:22
  for your podcast. What's the latest celebrity
• 44:25
  drama you're following? Alexa, your job is to
• 44:28
  tell me what to talk about, not me. I pay 15
• 44:31
  bucks a month for you. Do your fucking job. Fair
• 44:36
  enough. I'll take the lead. Since you're into
• 44:38
  celebrity news, you could dive into the recent
• 44:40
  drama with the cast of the new Marvel movie or
• 44:42
  talk about how the latest algorithm change is
• 44:44
  affecting YouTube creators. That is a very...
• 44:47
  Alexa, Alexa, stop. That is a very good point.
• 44:52
  They were mad. Alexa, stop. Alexa, shut up. Alexa,
• 44:59
  when I want to talk, I will say hi. But when
• 45:03
  I want you to stop talking, I will say shut up.
• 45:06
  You need something. All right. Whatever, honey.
• 45:09
  It's like having a freaking wife. All right.
• 45:11
  I'm getting a little pent up. I need to get hot.
• 45:17
  I can't just have dead air while I'm smoking.
• 45:19
  You know, the most PPM friendly segment around.
• 45:23
  All right. Let me turn on this low five vibe
• 45:29
  in the club that makes the club go wild. You
• 45:38
  can call me Hopman Jack. Hey, Wolfman Jack. Yeah!
• 45:42
  I am addicted to doing that. Let me take this
• 45:46
  pen. I mean, this joint. Oh, yeah! This can't
• 46:00
  be helping my throat either. But I remember my
• 46:02
  old co -host Alessia said that I have a really
• 46:05
  sexy voice when I have a sore throat. So maybe
• 46:08
  I need a sore throat 24 -7. The problem with
• 46:11
  the sore throat is I can't do that. But I sound
• 46:15
  like my homie Scott Farrell. Like, not like father,
• 46:19
  like son, but like mentor, like mentee. All right,
• 46:23
  because he's a mentor of mine. All right, let's
• 46:25
  take a hit. Oh, yeah. It's a smoky studio. Today
• 46:33
  I got my latest book. So one of my favorite radio
• 46:38
  DJs growing up was Eddie and Jobo. People know
• 46:41
  that. And Jobo had this thing where he would
• 46:48
  buy something every day on Amazon and post videos
• 46:52
  of it. And I've been posting pictures. Today,
• 46:55
  I got John Landecker's book. Records is my middle
• 46:58
  name. And yesterday, I got Chris Moyle's book,
• 47:02
  the second one he wrote, The British Shock Jock.
• 47:04
  And I'll post that picture on Friday when I get
• 47:06
  all three of his books. Now, am I going to ever
• 47:09
  actually read it? Who knows? But I got a lot
• 47:12
  of books. I am a student of the game. Time for
• 47:19
  another hit. Oh, yeah. All right. I'm going to
• 47:29
  play this new song we made. So, a girl ghosted
• 47:34
  on me because of my astrological sign. So, let's
• 47:39
  hear this. Good morning, Hoppy Hour. Ryan Hoppy
• 47:43
  on the air. Swipe right, swipe left. Apparently,
• 47:47
  the planets are in charge. Asked my sign before
• 47:54
  my name Then graded every answer like a cosmic
• 47:58
  game I said I like pancakes, dogs, and getting
• 48:01
  home on time She said that's very telling for
• 48:04
  a Gemini She heard one little snore and called
• 48:08
  it Mars Diagnosed my texting from three punctuation
• 48:11
  marks My profile had a photo by a taco truck
• 48:15
  She wrote, your moon is giving absolutely no
• 48:18
  luck I'm not a chart, I'm not a chart I'm not
• 48:21
  a chart, I'm not a chart I'm just a guy with
• 48:23
  a reasonably okay heart before you meet a verdict
• 48:27
  from a birth time clue could you maybe ask what
• 48:31
  I actually She said, your chart says you avoid
• 49:04
  commitment I said, my last relationship lasted
• 49:07
  past the rent payment She said, your aura's orange
• 49:10
  and orange means beware I said, that's my hoodie
• 49:13
  and it's mostly polyester She made a spreadsheet
• 49:17
  called Potential Red Flag Put my favorite movie
• 49:20
  right beside my tax bracket I asked if she liked
• 49:23
  music, she said depends on the phase Me for having
• 49:26
  a very ordinary face I'm not a chart I'm not
• 49:30
  a retrograde with a driver's license and a car
• 49:35
  If you want to know me, here's a radical debut
• 49:38
  Ask me one real question, I'll answer one for
• 49:41
  you sign does not explain my lunch. Ladies and
• 50:11
  gentlemen, breaking news. A man's favorite sandwich
• 50:15
  is not a Saturn return. His slow reply may simply
• 50:19
  mean he was at work. And gives bad energy is
• 50:22
  not technically a background check. Keep the
• 50:25
  stars for a little inspiration. Substitute for
• 50:30
  conversation. No constellation can tell you true.
• 50:35
  If someone's kind, so talk it through. It's Vapid,
• 50:39
  baby, Vapid. The planets didn't write my biography.
• 50:44
  You can blame it on Venus. You can blame it on
• 50:48
  the moon. But maybe meet the person before you
• 50:51
  make the ruling. It's Vapid, baby, Vapid. Hoppy
• 50:54
  Hour is serving honesty. Riot Hoppy says relax
• 50:59
  a little. Put the birth chart down. And let a
• 51:02
  human being surprise you. Gentlemen out there,
• 51:13
  if a woman judges you over your horoscope sign,
• 51:17
  there is one thing. And one thing you do, which
• 51:21
  is run. Run, Forrest. Run. Get out of there.
• 51:26
  She's crazy. All right. So yesterday, I was on
• 51:31
  Hinge. And I matched with this really beautiful
• 51:35
  African -American woman. Huge chest, huge personality.
• 51:41
  Her personality was probably a bigger than her
• 51:44
  chest. So we're talking and she asked me about
• 51:51
  growing up and whatnot. And I told her the whole
• 51:57
  radio thing. I didn't have TV in the 2000s, so
• 52:00
  I didn't know what 9 -11 looked like until YouTube
• 52:02
  came out. Oh, blah, blah, blah. And she's like,
• 52:05
  oh, that's so cool. You have lore to you. You
• 52:07
  have a lot of swagger. And I'm like, wow, this
• 52:09
  girl's pretty smart. And then she proved why
• 52:13
  she's kind of dumb. Because she seems smart,
• 52:18
  but I got to be careful. I'm not trying to do
• 52:21
  an incel rant. I'm not trying to do a random,
• 52:24
  I'm not trying to do one where like, I don't
• 52:31
  know. I'm not trying to do one where, you know,
• 52:33
  I'm hating on women and I'm sounding like an
• 52:35
  incel, but gentlemen out there, if a woman says
• 52:39
  to you, what is your astrological sign? You should
• 52:44
  immediately unmatch her. Now, I don't know if
• 52:47
  men do that to women or how it works in the LGBTQ.
• 52:52
  IA, whatever it is at this point, community,
• 52:54
  which I'm in full support of. I just don't know
• 52:56
  how many letters there are. If somebody asks
• 52:59
  you what your horoscope sign is, they're very
• 53:01
  vapid. And listen, I read CoStar in the horoscope
• 53:06
  app every day and I follow the law of attraction.
• 53:09
  So I'm a spiritual guy. I don't believe in God.
• 53:12
  I don't think there's anything. I don't think,
• 53:14
  I even think astrology is fiction, but it's fun
• 53:16
  to read. It's whatever. It's kind of like sports
• 53:19
  for me. I don't take it seriously, but I do follow
• 53:21
  it. But I remember even my ex, her friend, I
• 53:26
  mean, we were not meant to be, but her friend
• 53:28
  was like, she's an Aquarius. You are a Virgo.
• 53:31
  You don't work. No, we don't work because we
• 53:34
  weren't meant to be. I can't stand when people
• 53:38
  use that as a cop -out. Obviously, there was
• 53:40
  something about me that Alex did not like, the
• 53:43
  girl on Hinge, whatever. But there's the art
• 53:46
  of saying, hey, I'm not interested in you. I
• 53:49
  wish you had nothing but the best. Because when
• 53:51
  you block somebody, when you block somebody because,
• 53:57
  well, first of all, she unmatched. But to unmatch
• 54:01
  me because of my astrological sign is one of
• 54:04
  the most ridiculous things I have ever heard.
• 54:07
  Probably the craziest thing ever. We don't have
• 54:11
  any proof that it's real. And this woman also
• 54:14
  was like 35 years old. So, you know, there's
• 54:17
  a problem in the club there where the clock is
• 54:22
  ticking. And time is going on. And she's going
• 54:30
  on date after date. Who knows what she's doing
• 54:32
  on a date. I don't slut shame because I love
• 54:34
  sex too. But guy after guy. And she's wondering
• 54:39
  why it's not working. And maybe it's because
• 54:42
  you're, who knows how many astrological signs
• 54:46
  she doesn't like. We know for sure there are
• 54:48
  12. So she doesn't like Virgos. So you're literally
• 54:51
  excluding about 10 % of the population, a little
• 54:54
  less, 1 12th of the population. Alexa, what is
• 54:57
  1 12th in percentage? 1 12th is about 8 .33%.
• 55:03
  Yeah, so she's, there's only 92 % of people that
• 55:09
  she could possibly date. But if she doesn't like,
• 55:13
  I don't know. Well, because she said she was
• 55:15
  a cancer. Maybe in more ways than one. No, but
• 55:21
  the thing about it is the fact that if she doesn't
• 55:23
  like three or four different astrological signs,
• 55:28
  you're literally excluding 33 % of people you
• 55:31
  meet. And that's ridiculous. I do know there
• 55:35
  is something that created this existence. And
• 55:38
  I don't know if it's astrological stuff, but
• 55:40
  even like Neil deGrasse Tyson has said that like
• 55:43
  Mercury and retrograde has nothing to do with
• 55:45
  us. Us as humans, because we're narcissists,
• 55:48
  we make everything about us. I love when Mercury's
• 55:52
  in Gatorade. So I texted her after I saw she
• 55:55
  unmatched me on Hinge. We were talking on text
• 55:58
  and I said, hey. I wish you nothing but the best.
• 56:00
  I hope you find the love of your life, which
• 56:02
  I truly do. I hope everyone finds the love of
• 56:04
  their life. So I wasn't being disingenuous. But
• 56:06
  I did say, judging me for being a Virgo is everything
• 56:10
  wrong with dating. Yeah, clock's ticking. And
• 56:16
  you're going to the club every weekend, meeting
• 56:18
  guys, hurting that liver and drinking all the
• 56:22
  free drinks. And you could have had the greatest
• 56:26
  boyfriend ever. Mike Kelton, 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 56:31
  That's 856 -494 -6773. Let's see what is going
• 56:37
  on on Instagram. Oh, we know Instagram's lit.
• 56:42
  Mm -hmm. Oh, we know that. Mm -hmm. Jake Paul
• 56:51
  and Logan Paul recently invited to the Pentagon
• 56:53
  and gave a speech to the U .S. military. Yes,
• 56:56
  this is real life. so a deep personal thank you
• 57:00
  from wow the white house is terrible at making
• 57:02
  videos the music's too loud myself my brother
• 57:06
  and uh all of our fellow americans each one of
• 57:09
  you matters take this moment and be proud of
• 57:12
  yourselves and go die for us while we do rigged
• 57:16
  boxing matches for what you do this is the greatest
• 57:20
  country in the world whatever truly we are blessed
• 57:25
  to be born why don't you guys go serve then if
• 57:27
  you're self -serving now you're self -serving
• 57:31
  you're come here and we should never take that
• 57:34
  for granted of course i should never take it
• 57:38
  for granted that's what god created us all right
• 57:43
  it was totally god that wanted us to die for
• 57:44
  other countries that don't give a shit about
• 57:46
  us for us to lift each other up in the heart
• 57:50
  God's not real. When you die in a war, you become
• 57:52
  maggot food, okay? Moments to be there for each
• 57:55
  other in the hard moments. Oh, yeah. If you want
• 57:58
  to be there in the hard moments, I suggest you
• 58:01
  go serve them. If you're so for helping out the
• 58:04
  club and serving, why don't you go serve them
• 58:09
  and not just talk behind a teleprompter, reading
• 58:12
  like Ed Sheeran did? To come together as a collective
• 58:16
  and fight. All right, you can go out there and
• 58:19
  fight. Could you imagine the fucking... I think
• 58:24
  Jake Paul would do better than Logan. Logan's
• 58:27
  at least a fighter. He's got the dog in him.
• 58:29
  I will not deny that, even if the fights are
• 58:30
  kind of rigged. But Jake... Wait, I'm getting
• 58:33
  all mixed up. Jake Paul... God, I'm getting all
• 58:36
  mixed up. Jake Paul, it's like the Harbaugh brothers.
• 58:38
  No. Jake Paul has the dog in him. Logan Paul
• 58:42
  is a creatine WWE guy. Two different things.
• 58:45
  Who gets a little too mad. At Tom Brady. 856
• 58:51
  -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You didn't
• 58:59
  tweet at me? At Ryan Happy Radio. What's going
• 59:02
  on with this feminist? As a woman, you can't
• 59:04
  even say anything about this game because there's
• 59:06
  going to be other. She's talking about GTA 6.
• 59:09
  And feminists are mad about her video game. You
• 59:12
  sound like Rush Limbaugh in 2005. Blame the video
• 59:15
  games. No, it does not. No, it does not. You're
• 59:30
  being tricked. Whatever. Man, you're just giving
• 59:34
  free publicity to GTA. What's going on here?
• 59:37
  My husband's biggest dream when he got married.
• 59:41
  He's like, I'm only going to be with you forever.
• 59:42
  So I want you to be my hoe. Yeah, we all love
• 59:48
  a good hoe. Genuinely just want you to want me,
• 59:53
  to love me. To bang me like three, four times
• 59:56
  a week. To respect me, to make me feel like I'm
• 59:59
  10 feet tall. I am. Three feet and two inches
• 1:00:04
  away from that baby doll. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Alexa,
• 1:00:10
  when does fall begin? Fall officially starts
• 1:00:15
  today. Whoa, it started today. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
• 1:00:19
  stop. I must be losing my voice from yelling
• 1:00:21
  at that broad. No. Today officially marks the
• 1:00:26
  last day of summer. Yesterday did. And it was
• 1:00:29
  the end of hot girl summer, according to the
• 1:00:31
  Instagram, my mixtapes. I don't really think
• 1:00:34
  it was that hot of a summer. Man, I was going
• 1:00:37
  to the club. I was out and about. Women weren't
• 1:00:41
  really looking that hot. They're kind of bitchy.
• 1:00:43
  Spent the whole summer, you know, running around
• 1:00:45
  men and dating apps. Like the summer of 2023.
• 1:00:49
  Oh, my God. Everybody was getting their rocks
• 1:00:52
  off that summer. If you were not getting your
• 1:00:54
  rocks off during the summer of 2023, what the
• 1:00:57
  fuck were you doing with your life? Mm -hmm.
• 1:01:00
  Here is a girl, a blonde girl and her mom. You
• 1:01:05
  do not need a New York Times subscription to
• 1:01:07
  get some good dating advice. We're going to give
• 1:01:09
  it to you here for free from my mom. I feel like
• 1:01:12
  these videos are trying to sabotage men to do
• 1:01:14
  the wrong things. Like, we had that Asian girl
• 1:01:16
  that was like, oh, yeah, you know. You know what
• 1:01:18
  you got to do? You got to say things that you
• 1:01:22
  would say to every girl. That was her advice,
• 1:01:23
  which was the worst advice I ever heard. Only
• 1:01:25
  had about 12 or 15 boyfriends in her life, so
• 1:01:28
  let's get into it. Has extreme credibility because
• 1:01:31
  she's had a loving and successful 25 -year marriage
• 1:01:34
  with my father. And then had a huge body count
• 1:01:38
  right before. One. That is as long as... A CVS
• 1:01:45
  receipt. One that is memorable of all the guys
• 1:01:49
  from the 80s. Mm -hmm. One that just, she was
• 1:01:54
  at every party, you know, with that body count.
• 1:01:59
  That is a long body count of a receipt. Mm -hmm.
• 1:02:04
  What's your first piece of advice? Well, my first
• 1:02:06
  piece of advice is that y 'all, you know, have
• 1:02:08
  way too much sex too soon. All right, we're out
• 1:02:10
  of here. See, this is what I'm talking about.
• 1:02:13
  This is why it wasn't a hot girl summer. It was
• 1:02:14
  a dry summer. Jeez, you know what? You have sex
• 1:02:19
  too soon. Shut up, honey. You're going to be
• 1:02:22
  dead soon. You should go have sex now. 8 -5 -6.
• 1:02:26
  49. That's 8 -5 -6 -5 -6 -7 -7 -3. Here is Nikki
• 1:02:31
  Glaser discussing oral sex over handjobs. I think
• 1:02:35
  in that scenario, handjob would have been a more...
• 1:02:37
  Yeah, that's a good point. ...apt payment. Ew,
• 1:02:39
  God, no thank you. No thank you. I don't... You
• 1:02:43
  don't like handjobs? I mean, I'm sure... Poor
• 1:02:47
  woman. It's much more about the getting than
• 1:02:49
  the getting. I've been talking about this on
• 1:02:50
  stage. Like, what are your thoughts about handjobs?
• 1:02:52
  I think they're... They get you out of a lot
• 1:02:55
  of jams when you're like 17, 18 years old. I'm
• 1:02:57
  sure, but as a woman giving them, unless you
• 1:03:00
  think you're good at them, which is my whole
• 1:03:02
  thing, women only like to do things they think
• 1:03:04
  they're good at. I definitely know I'm not good
• 1:03:06
  at hand jobs, but also, I'm... Let's say I have
• 1:03:10
  the same skill set level. I'm as equally good
• 1:03:14
  at blowjobs as handjobs, right? And I only want
• 1:03:17
  to do something I'm kind of good at. I would
• 1:03:19
  rather give a blowjob because I don't have to
• 1:03:21
  look at you while I'm doing this thing that I'm
• 1:03:24
  not that confident about. It's a little... It's
• 1:03:26
  my own little project as opposed to a group project
• 1:03:28
  where I'm not that confident. Do you know what
• 1:03:31
  I mean? Yeah, like a handjob sort of feels like...
• 1:03:34
  If you're giving a handjob, you're next to the
• 1:03:36
  person. I know, but it's all It's also like you're
• 1:03:39
  doing like a medical procedure. You know, you're
• 1:03:42
  like, okay. But you're kind of like making out
• 1:03:44
  though. Man, that segment made me very un -erect.
• 1:03:52
  I'm going to be honest. You know why I decided
• 1:03:56
  to play that? I thought it was funny. But because
• 1:04:02
  of my throat. I texted my mom. I'll be honest.
• 1:04:07
  She's the original chat JBT. And I said to her,
• 1:04:10
  what do you do when you have a sore throat? Cause
• 1:04:12
  every time the seasons are changing, my voice
• 1:04:14
  always does this during the fall and winter.
• 1:04:17
  When I refuse to not do that loud voices, what
• 1:04:20
  happens is my voice turns into this. So she said
• 1:04:22
  to get, I grabbed one of my blue solo cups, not
• 1:04:26
  red, a blue solo cup. And I, uh, I filmed, I
• 1:04:30
  filled it up with water in my blue solo cup.
• 1:04:33
  Um, And then I put some, and I cooked it for
• 1:04:36
  a minute here in the studio's microwave. And
• 1:04:39
  then I put salt in there. And now I'm trying
• 1:04:42
  to get my voice back. So I'm drinking this water
• 1:04:44
  that's salty. This must be what it tastes like
• 1:04:46
  during a money shot. Oh, yeah. No, this is not
• 1:04:51
  a bong. That's for later. Actually, I don't have
• 1:04:54
  a bong. Oh, yeah. Here's how we judge if my voice
• 1:05:01
  is getting better. Is how I say. Like if I go.
• 1:05:07
  It's getting a little better than before. But
• 1:05:09
  let's see what happens. After I finish this water.
• 1:05:16
  Oh wow. It's really salty on the bottom. Reminds
• 1:05:20
  me of like chicken noodle soup. When you have
• 1:05:21
  a cold. It's coming back. We're going to get
• 1:05:27
  it back by the end of the show. Alright. Only
• 1:05:31
  on Hoppy Hour do you go about talking about oral
• 1:05:33
  sex and hand pleasure to me drinking salt and
• 1:05:37
  water. Here is a discussion about Patrick Clancy's
• 1:05:41
  appearance on 60 Minutes. If you listen to someone
• 1:05:46
  describe how they found their three children
• 1:05:48
  brutally killed by their spouse. how their baby
• 1:05:51
  died in their arms, and how they were so grief
• 1:05:54
  -stricken and traumatized that they didn't want
• 1:05:56
  to live their life anymore. And your first instinct
• 1:05:59
  is to try to find ways to continue to mock and
• 1:06:03
  inflict pain on these very real people. I don't
• 1:06:06
  know how to relate to you as a human being. Yeah,
• 1:06:08
  I'm going to be honest. I've had to figure out
• 1:06:11
  how to talk about Lindsay Clancy because there's
• 1:06:13
  a lot of people in the club that side with her.
• 1:06:18
  She literally killed two people. Why is it that
• 1:06:21
  Chris Benoit does it? Now, I know he killed his
• 1:06:27
  whole family, and she only killed the kids, but
• 1:06:30
  why is it when a man does it, he is hated on?
• 1:06:36
  But when a woman does it, oh, it's the postpartum.
• 1:06:38
  Oh, you know, it's this, it's that. You know
• 1:06:42
  what? That's ridiculous. I totally get that we
• 1:06:46
  want the feminist movement to really give women
• 1:06:48
  equal rights. And that's fine. I want women to
• 1:06:50
  get equal pay, equal everything. But if you really
• 1:06:53
  want equal rights, you should get equal criminal
• 1:06:56
  time. Some of the response to this is so sick,
• 1:07:00
  and so much of the vitriol being thrown at these
• 1:07:03
  people is based on information that has been
• 1:07:05
  debunked over and over and over again. Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:09
  It's on AI slop. It's based on something a very
• 1:07:12
  stupid person with a very large following on
• 1:07:15
  social media says. Yeah, these dumb women out
• 1:07:18
  there that are just sad. And these are the women
• 1:07:22
  not dating apps. That's the scary part. And it
• 1:07:25
  is completely unfair to add another layer of
• 1:07:28
  trauma to Patrick Clancy's life. Yeah, can you
• 1:07:30
  imagine? I bet he has annoying women. He goes
• 1:07:32
  to Starbucks with your coffee and all the basic
• 1:07:34
  wines. You're just like, oh, you're the worst,
• 1:07:36
  even though it's the woman that did it. Just
• 1:07:38
  because you feel like he needs to be punished
• 1:07:41
  for stupid shit that you... All right. If you
• 1:07:45
  are a Lindsay Clancy fan, I don't care if every
• 1:07:47
  single one of my listeners are Lindsay Clancy
• 1:07:50
  fans. If you are, I would rather have zero downloads.
• 1:07:54
  that all 70 of you, I don't, I don't support
• 1:07:58
  murderers. I'm sorry. I grew up being forced
• 1:08:02
  to be around religion and isn't like murder,
• 1:08:04
  you know, one of the sins. Alexa, is murder a
• 1:08:08
  sin? Most major religions and ethical systems
• 1:08:13
  consider murder a sin or a grave moral. Whatever.
• 1:08:16
  Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Yeah. Most moral people
• 1:08:20
  do besides Lindsay Clancy fans. What's going
• 1:08:23
  on with David? D4VD. New development in the Celeste
• 1:08:25
  Rivas case. Team Z has learned David's new -
• 1:08:28
  Are we really beeping out the word murder because
• 1:08:30
  of the algorithm? Man. We are living in idiocracy.
• 1:08:35
  Attorney is pushing for a face -to -face meeting
• 1:08:38
  with Celeste Rivas' alleged - I can't play this.
• 1:08:42
  Beep. Beep. Shut up. Here is AI - Seinfeld. Jerry
• 1:08:48
  Seinfeld dating Sidney Sweeney. Why are you smiling?
• 1:08:52
  I'm seeing someone. Who's the lucky girl? Sidney
• 1:08:55
  Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney, why? Why does there
• 1:08:58
  have to be a why? Yeah, I heard she's doing that
• 1:09:00
  movie. You know, the one based on the book? Girl
• 1:09:03
  dates a comedian who turns out to be a serial
• 1:09:04
  killer. It has nothing to do with it. Maybe she's
• 1:09:07
  just a fan. It happens. Does she laugh at your
• 1:09:10
  jokes? Yeah. Or does she write them down? Anyway,
• 1:09:14
  she's new in town. She doesn't know anybody.
• 1:09:16
  You should take her shopping. Why me? You like
• 1:09:20
  shopping. She likes shopping. That's all you've
• 1:09:22
  got? It's more than I had with you. Fine. I'll
• 1:09:27
  take her shopping. See if she asks where you'd
• 1:09:29
  hide a body. I'm so happy you agreed to go shopping
• 1:09:36
  with me. I don't really know many people in New
• 1:09:40
  York yet. Well, you picked the right person.
• 1:09:43
  I have very strong opinions about denim. Oh,
• 1:09:53
  these look nice. Oh, they would look amazing
• 1:09:57
  on you. Oh, they would look great on you, too.
• 1:10:01
  No, you should totally have them. They suit you
• 1:10:04
  more. No, you should have them. I think they
• 1:10:07
  look best on you. Okay. Jerry's gonna love me
• 1:10:15
  in these. So, how'd it go? You like her? Yeah,
• 1:10:26
  she's great. You hate her. I don't hate her.
• 1:10:30
  What happened? It's just... Sidney Sweeney got
• 1:10:35
  the good genes. Done. All right. Lunch. There's
• 1:10:52
  Larry David. Hey. Larry. Logging up to Sidney.
• 1:10:58
  I saw your video. Oh. Think. You made me Jerry
• 1:11:04
  Seinfeld's girlfriend. For a minute and a half.
• 1:11:07
  Nobody's asking you to marry him. You didn't
• 1:11:09
  even ask me. It's just a meme. It's AI. Everybody's
• 1:11:13
  doing it. It's a made -up story. It's my imagination.
• 1:11:15
  You can't just put me in your little fantasy.
• 1:11:19
  Wow, that is frighteningly funnier than the original.
• 1:11:22
  Here is a song about a boy meets girl. Girl likes
• 1:11:27
  boy. Girl also wants all the other boys. The
• 1:11:31
  pound train is arriving. running. She takes it
• 1:11:34
  from all ends. Her boyfriend thought that it'd
• 1:11:37
  be fun to invite all his friends. Now in her
• 1:11:41
  holes they're chiseling. He's crying in the hall.
• 1:11:49
  His friends they will be leaving. Oh, with empty
• 1:11:54
  balls. Yeah, I love leaving with empty balls.
• 1:11:59
  Blue balls is not fun to drive home from. Here
• 1:12:02
  is, we'll talk about clavicular later, but here
• 1:12:04
  was Andrew Tate warning him. And they're going
• 1:12:06
  to try to destroy your life. And this is something
• 1:12:09
  you need to genuinely keep in mind. Because as
• 1:12:11
  you accidentally stay relevant and stay influential
• 1:12:14
  and push these ideas, whoever has ideas counter
• 1:12:17
  to yours is plotting your demise. Clav, there
• 1:12:20
  has never been a point in human history ever
• 1:12:23
  where a king who had an empire wasn't worried
• 1:12:26
  about someone on the edge of his empire trying
• 1:12:29
  to take it from him. It happens every day. It
• 1:12:31
  happens every day. So you're going to have honey
• 1:12:33
  traps. You're going to have girls accusing you
• 1:12:34
  of fucking rape. You're going to have girls trying
• 1:12:36
  to get videos of you doing shit that you don't
• 1:12:38
  want on camera. You're going to have fucking
• 1:12:40
  business partners that are going to snake you.
• 1:12:42
  You're going to catch investigations for bullshit
• 1:12:45
  that you didn't even fucking do. All this crap,
• 1:12:47
  unfortunately, is coming your way. And they're
• 1:12:50
  going to try to destroy your life. And this is
• 1:12:52
  something you need to genuinely keep in mind.
• 1:12:54
  So you got to watch out for that. Today is Bill
• 1:12:59
  Murray's 76th birthday. Being interviewed, who's
• 1:13:06
  more dangerous to women, Sydney Sweeney or Lindsay
• 1:13:09
  Clancy? Sydney Sweeney. We're asking people,
• 1:13:11
  who hurts women more, in your opinion? I don't
• 1:13:15
  know. This one. What's her name? Sydney Sweeney.
• 1:13:18
  Sydney Sweeney. Oh, yeah! It's an average, bro.
• 1:13:22
  Why does she hurt women more than her? Um, because
• 1:13:25
  she's putting a sexual image on women. And you
• 1:13:28
  got a flat chest. And for a sports ad, when there's
• 1:13:33
  women that have like worked really hard in sports
• 1:13:37
  and they could honestly. I don't, they do the
• 1:13:39
  ad. Oh wait, the Iowa volleyball team or one
• 1:13:42
  of the teams closing in and Megan Rapp and now
• 1:13:45
  and Sue Bird unwillingly did it or not unwillingly,
• 1:13:48
  but we didn't need to see it. Be more representative.
• 1:13:50
  Alright, that's the women we're trying to figure
• 1:13:53
  out how to date. Guys do not accept excuses from
• 1:13:56
  women. They know exactly what they're doing.
• 1:13:59
  They know how they're treating you. They know
• 1:14:01
  what you want. They're choosing not to put effort
• 1:14:05
  in. Yeah, glad when they say they're busy and
• 1:14:07
  then you look at their Snapchat story and they're
• 1:14:10
  at home with their dog watching Love Island.
• 1:14:15
  You know. It's just one of those things. 8 -5
• 1:14:22
  -6 -49 -hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7
• 1:14:27
  -3. Lindsay Clancy's attorney once holdout juror
• 1:14:33
  investigated. Kim Zolciak's son is now living
• 1:14:39
  with her. That's going to be awkward. People
• 1:14:43
  at ESPN or ESPN viewers are getting sick of Stephen
• 1:14:45
  A. Smith and Pat McAfee. I do like Pat McAfee,
• 1:14:50
  but there's kind of that point that's happening
• 1:14:53
  recently where we're getting a little bit of
• 1:14:56
  overexposure in the club. Supposedly, Gen Z is...
• 1:15:04
  In a recession when it comes to sex. I told you
• 1:15:07
  we're not getting our rocks off as much. It's
• 1:15:09
  very obvious. What's going on here? Do you hate
• 1:15:14
  your husband? Like maybe you don't hate them.
• 1:15:16
  You strongly dislike them. Maybe you do hate
• 1:15:19
  them. I mean, that's not really that much different
• 1:15:21
  to strongly dislike. Not even lightly dislike.
• 1:15:24
  Strongly dislike. Maybe your cortisol is so high,
• 1:15:28
  if you were to get it tested, they would send
• 1:15:30
  you to get an MRI because they would think you
• 1:15:33
  had a brain tumor or your cortisol was so high.
• 1:15:35
  All right, there you go. Here's a podcast discussing
• 1:15:40
  why Sidney Sweeney triggers women. Dude, I thought
• 1:15:43
  I was, let me just tell you, I think I even,
• 1:15:45
  you were the first person that I talked to about
• 1:15:47
  this because I'm like, I'm such a bitch because
• 1:15:50
  I can't stand, I cannot stand her. Nothing about
• 1:15:54
  her I like. Not one thing. And you're just, you
• 1:15:57
  know, average. You notice, see, it's unfair to
• 1:16:02
  judge women by their looks. Because I'm not showing
• 1:16:06
  my face because I know I'm not the most attractive
• 1:16:08
  guy. I have my moments if I have nice clothes
• 1:16:12
  on. But the thing is this. The thing is, do you
• 1:16:17
  ever notice it's women that just, unfortunately,
• 1:16:20
  I'm going to have to judge by looks. Sorry. I
• 1:16:23
  know it's kind of rude. Do you ever notice it's
• 1:16:25
  the women that are like, if Sydney's a 9 out
• 1:16:28
  of 10, it's like a 6 .8 out of 10. A girl that's
• 1:16:30
  good looking, but got kind of an annoying personality,
• 1:16:32
  hates her life. It's miserable women. What is
• 1:16:38
  the difference between hot wifing and cuckolding?
• 1:16:40
  If you like this video, check out the link in
• 1:16:42
  my bio. No one gives a fucking shit about the
• 1:16:45
  link in your bio, honey. Let's start with the
• 1:16:48
  similarities. Both hot wifing and cuckolding.
• 1:16:52
  I just thought of something. All these women
• 1:16:54
  that do these videos that talk about the link
• 1:16:56
  in the bio, why don't they put that on the screen?
• 1:16:58
  Why don't you put in a little bit of effort and
• 1:17:00
  not just do a selfie video that's getting mocked
• 1:17:02
  on happy hour? Why don't you do a little bit
• 1:17:04
  of editing on like Canva or InShot and go link
• 1:17:09
  in the bio and then, I don't know, you're dumb.
• 1:17:13
  You know what I mean? Bye. Let's start with the
• 1:17:16
  similarities. Both hot wifing and cuckolding
• 1:17:19
  involve your partner, usually a woman, sleeping
• 1:17:21
  with another man. And in both cases, the primary
• 1:17:25
  partner is aware of what's going on. The key
• 1:17:27
  differences come down to power dynamics and the
• 1:17:29
  role of the husband or boyfriend. In hot wifing,
• 1:17:33
  the primary male partner is confident. Alright,
• 1:17:36
  there you go. What's going on here? Nivea, the
• 1:17:40
  baby mama, blue face, crashed out on Jada and
• 1:17:42
  Alexis. You saying that I have no self -respect,
• 1:17:45
  but you let a come see your motherfucking kids.
• 1:17:47
  All right. I don't like planner videos. You know,
• 1:17:49
  she's kind of black. We're like, I don't like
• 1:17:52
  those. Then I have to beep out the N word after.
• 1:17:54
  I'm just not going to play Nivea stuff. I just,
• 1:17:58
  I stay away from that word like a plague. Here
• 1:18:04
  is the man, Brian Evans, who extorted Carrot
• 1:18:07
  Top, saying that that had nothing to do with
• 1:18:09
  his suicide attempt. The next thing I filed was
• 1:18:12
  a motion for leave. His next ruling, he's vexatious.
• 1:18:17
  After I followed his order. So, you know, it's
• 1:18:22
  not as black and white. Whatever, dude, you're
• 1:18:25
  a con artist and a scumbag. Lauren Boebert is
• 1:18:30
  a freaking cooter. My God. If there was ever
• 1:18:35
  a woman that's a cougar, it's her. Obviously,
• 1:18:48
  everyone knows I like women. And older women.
• 1:18:52
  And Lauren Barber just looks like she'd be so
• 1:18:55
  much fun. She would bring the ruckus, give you
• 1:18:59
  an absolute delightful time. You'd be all happy.
• 1:19:03
  Yeah, she gives that vibe. And she's being accused
• 1:19:07
  of sleeping around, which she probably does.
• 1:19:09
  And here she is saying that we're getting scammed.
• 1:19:12
  Mm -hmm. No, she's getting scammed because she's
• 1:19:15
  banging people that are telling on her, dummy.
• 1:19:21
  Hey, journalists. Now that I'm finished with
• 1:19:24
  my more important task. You finish a lot, honey.
• 1:19:27
  The day I have a few words for you. You all ran
• 1:19:30
  a smear and called it news. Some sloppy, desperate,
• 1:19:34
  obsessive hack stamps under oath on a fake filing.
• 1:19:39
  So you'll write penalty of perjury in the headline.
• 1:19:41
  Yeah, that's the whole freaking trick. It's a
• 1:19:44
  scam and you fell for it. No member of Congress.
• 1:19:49
  She's a bitter woman. The fact that she's making
• 1:19:51
  a video means it's true. Here is Tony Rock, who
• 1:19:55
  I know no one's going to remember, but he had
• 1:19:57
  a show on My Network TV in like 08. It was called
• 1:20:01
  Tony Rock Project. Alexa, how many episodes were
• 1:20:05
  there of the Tony Rock Project? The Tony Rock
• 1:20:10
  Project ran for one season with eight episodes.
• 1:20:13
  Yeah, it was very short -lived. I remember all
• 1:20:17
  over Chicago. They had Bill and Lauren's and
• 1:20:19
  Bill and Lauren. And in this next clip, he discusses
• 1:20:26
  Carrot Top. But 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494
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  -6773. 6 -7! You're going to tweet at me? At
• 1:20:40
  RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:20:45
  at gmail .com. All right. Here is Tony Arak.
• 1:21:04
  Yeah, you don't say. Prayers out to his family
• 1:21:07
  as well. Prayers up. And there's Tony Ryan. And
• 1:21:12
  Love Island's Clark Carole says when she got
• 1:21:19
  broken up with her ex, left her at a gas station.
• 1:21:24
  When I got dumped by my fiance, I literally drove
• 1:21:28
  her to the apartment she was living in. You got
• 1:21:31
  to have a little bit of class. The woman's already
• 1:21:33
  going to throw you under the bus and talk about
• 1:21:36
  how awful you are. So what you have to do is
• 1:21:39
  have a classy exit. And here is Love Island's
• 1:21:45
  Clark Carraway talking about her ex. We're having
• 1:21:49
  a little heated discussion. And at the end of
• 1:21:52
  that, I bet it was really heated. I was left
• 1:21:56
  stranded. Like, stranded, like, with nowhere
• 1:22:01
  to stay? Yeah, I think that's what the word means,
• 1:22:05
  honey. Okay. Yes. I asked him to, you know, pull
• 1:22:12
  over. I want to go home. Like, I'm in Oklahoma,
• 1:22:14
  but my flight is a couple hours away from now.
• 1:22:17
  And just take me home. The worst part of that
• 1:22:20
  sentence is not the breakup, but that she's in
• 1:22:22
  Oklahoma. And... Basically, I was left. Did he
• 1:22:28
  say get out of the car? Oh, okay. No, okay. He
• 1:22:31
  didn't say get out of the car. He said, I don't
• 1:22:35
  want to break up with you. Because I know you're
• 1:22:37
  a cloud chaser and you're going to go on a podcast
• 1:22:39
  about it because you got nothing else. I was
• 1:22:43
  out of the car and I was left. And, you know,
• 1:22:48
  I'm calling people. Like on the side of the highway?
• 1:22:50
  Gas station. In Oklahoma, where you don't live.
• 1:22:54
  Yes. So you only know his people. Yes. Okay.
• 1:22:57
  There's got to be two sides to it, but I'm not
• 1:22:59
  going to defend him there. 856 -4900. It's 856
• 1:23:06
  -4946773. Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention in Hoppy's
• 1:23:12
  inbox. I heard from Warren Saples. He got kicked
• 1:23:15
  out of a town hall meeting or something in Tampa.
• 1:23:18
  And I said he's an embarrassment to the Bay.
• 1:23:20
  And I think his name is Josh Roaches or something.
• 1:23:22
  He works at Bay News 9. Very good reporter. And
• 1:23:25
  he took a picture of it. And after I make this
• 1:23:28
  post ripping into Warren, Warren's like, it's
• 1:23:32
  the best. Warren goes, who is Josh? It's like,
• 1:23:37
  it's really hard to hate you, Warren. You're
• 1:23:39
  an awful human being, but you're pretty funny.
• 1:23:42
  What's going on with TMZ? Today. On TMZ. Okay,
• 1:23:49
  we now know what's in the box. The box that Tom
• 1:23:52
  Cruise and Taylor Swift were sitting in. I wonder
• 1:23:55
  if Tom Cruise got to see Taylor's box. We know
• 1:23:59
  exactly what they were talking about. She was
• 1:24:01
  schooling me on football. For real? For real.
• 1:24:04
  Wait a minute, how? God, he's so awkward at Tom
• 1:24:07
  Cruise. Is this? Because women don't know football?
• 1:24:10
  I get that she knows. I'm just shocked Tom Cruise
• 1:24:12
  doesn't know about football. The last two people
• 1:24:14
  he... Yeah, Tom Cruise. There's that story. I
• 1:24:17
  say it again. Adam Carolla talking about Tom
• 1:24:19
  Cruise going to Jimmy Kimmel's house for a Super
• 1:24:21
  Bowl party and saying to everybody, so do you
• 1:24:24
  guys like football? You want to hear talk football
• 1:24:26
  or Tom Cruise and Taylor Swift? Maybe throw you
• 1:24:29
  into that. Oh, yeah. They love making fun of
• 1:24:35
  her. Michigan senatorial candidate Abdul El -Sayed
• 1:24:38
  is just savaging Vice President J .D. Vance.
• 1:24:41
  You are out here. Riding policy that you know
• 1:24:45
  is stupid. They don't like each other. They've
• 1:24:46
  been going back and forth. I'm happy to invite
• 1:24:48
  him to any weight room. Yeah, you know, J .D.
• 1:24:52
  Vance is the definition of small dick energy.
• 1:24:57
  We can see who's stronger. Who's going to win?
• 1:25:00
  In what though? Bench press. I have to see their
• 1:25:02
  bodies. Devin just keeps cracking that closet
• 1:25:07
  door more and more every day. So the new wife
• 1:25:10
  of Patrick Clancy, who is the ex -husband of
• 1:25:14
  Lindsay Clancy, says, I don't understand how
• 1:25:16
  this story has been so twisted. I was just a
• 1:25:19
  girl that met a guy running. Yeah, she's like
• 1:25:22
  not as pretty as Lindsay, but man, she looks
• 1:25:25
  like a good girl. She has a very delightful vibe
• 1:25:28
  to her, unlike that eel broad, Lindsay Clancy.
• 1:25:31
  Central Park. So there's that. All right, let
• 1:25:35
  me load up the Hoppy Hot Topic Sounder. And then
• 1:25:39
  we'll get to, well, you guessed it, the Hot Topics.
• 1:25:43
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! All right, what's going
• 1:25:47
  on here? Carrot Top is on the mend. Yeah, I've
• 1:25:51
  been around so many comedians. They're always
• 1:25:54
  having to be so funny. And it makes you wonder
• 1:25:57
  how unhappy they are. Comedian, whose real name
• 1:26:01
  is Scott Thompson, continues to receive medical
• 1:26:03
  attention. After being hospitalized in Las Vegas
• 1:26:05
  on September 18th, his rep confirms how he is
• 1:26:08
  doing. Sharing in a statement to TMZ on September
• 1:26:12
  20th, Scott remains hospitalized and under close
• 1:26:15
  medical care. He is now awake. That's good. It's
• 1:26:19
  weird to hear him refer to a scamp. What? I don't
• 1:26:23
  know. No! Happy Hot Topic! Millie Bobby Brown
• 1:26:31
  is celebrating some major life milestones. Just
• 1:26:34
  Dave. Yeah, she had another kid, but not really.
• 1:26:37
  After the Stranger Things actress confirmed that
• 1:26:40
  she and husband Jake Bon Jovi had welcomed their
• 1:26:42
  second baby. She marked their second wedding
• 1:26:45
  anniversary with a sweet message on social media.
• 1:26:48
  Oh, yeah! She's definitely a wifey material.
• 1:26:51
  Media September 21st. I love that there's this
• 1:26:57
  new thing that the younger Gen Z, elder Gen Z,
• 1:27:01
  and younger millennials are doing, which is not
• 1:27:03
  showing their kids' face. Megan Fox does it.
• 1:27:06
  Justin Bieber does it. Millie Bobby Brown does
• 1:27:10
  it. I like seeing the behind of Millie Bobby
• 1:27:15
  Brown for sure. Alright, damn. She's a good girl
• 1:27:21
  and you know it. Nicholas Cage looks nearly unrecognizable
• 1:27:26
  with a gray beard and hair during his most recent
• 1:27:29
  outing. No, but it looks like him because he's
• 1:27:32
  got the eyebrows. Nicholas Cage has asserted
• 1:27:34
  eyebrows! That's saying a lot. The National Treasure
• 1:27:38
  actor shows off his new... Alright, she's got
• 1:27:40
  a new look. Good for him. Aren't you all happy
• 1:27:44
  to hear about his new look? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:27:50
  This morning, a popular social media influencer
• 1:27:52
  is facing serious charges. Yeah, I saw this last
• 1:27:56
  night and I had to fact check. I feel like I'm
• 1:27:57
  one of the few people that does fact check. Yeah,
• 1:28:00
  clavicular is in a little bit of trouble. This
• 1:28:02
  man is known for the term look maxing. And he's
• 1:28:06
  a freaking dark. The problem is he graduated.
• 1:28:09
  middle school in eighth grade, so he's all messed
• 1:28:14
  up. His name is Clavicular. He's accused of raping
• 1:28:17
  a woman on Cape Cod. Yeah! He's got this vibe,
• 1:28:21
  this Clavicular. Mmm! Mmm! That he thinks he's,
• 1:28:24
  like, untouchable, and he's a freaking dork.
• 1:28:27
  NBC10's Monica Madej, live for us right now with
• 1:28:29
  more on the Chargers. He's... Don't tell us,
• 1:28:31
  baby. Mm -hmm. Man, you watch these streams,
• 1:28:34
  and he gets really annoyed if a girl doesn't
• 1:28:37
  want him. Mm -hmm. Racing. yeah good morning
• 1:28:42
  so online court records show that the man known
• 1:28:44
  as clavicular is facing one count of rape this
• 1:28:49
  is here in massachusetts and it oh yeah he's
• 1:28:52
  you know just being a asshole stems from something
• 1:28:55
  that happened allegedly last year in 2025 yeah
• 1:28:59
  so the girl was probably afraid to come forward
• 1:29:02
  because she was underage so first of all he was
• 1:29:04
  getting her drunk even though he's underage and
• 1:29:07
  then she probably didn't want to tell her parents
• 1:29:09
  The 20 -year -old, his real name is Braden Peters.
• 1:29:12
  I'd call myself a covicular, too, if my name
• 1:29:14
  was Braden Peters and I was a nepo -baby douche.
• 1:29:17
  Also faces a couple of other charges in this
• 1:29:20
  particular case. One count of drugging someone
• 1:29:23
  for sexual intercourse and one count of procuring
• 1:29:25
  liquor for someone under 21. Yeah, that's creepy,
• 1:29:29
  dude. He's just such a freaking loser. The charges
• 1:29:32
  were filed September 8th, but the alleged offenses
• 1:29:35
  occurred in May of 2025. This is what we're seeing,
• 1:29:38
  man. And I'm not saying he wouldn't have been
• 1:29:41
  crazy if it wasn't for COVID. But this is what
• 1:29:43
  we're seeing, dude, with these kids that were
• 1:29:45
  in middle school and high school during COVID.
• 1:29:47
  They're just a little messed up. Now, I have
• 1:29:49
  listeners like my friend Evan that were in high
• 1:29:51
  school during COVID, and he's not messed up.
• 1:29:53
  But the ones that were messed up? Got even more
• 1:29:56
  messed up than they were supposed to because
• 1:29:58
  of COVID. The charges were first reported by
• 1:30:01
  the online website Bulwark. Yeah, he's a freaking
• 1:30:04
  loser. A representative for Clavicular telling
• 1:30:07
  NBC Peters has not been served with an arrest
• 1:30:10
  warrant here. Yeah, that's not really much of
• 1:30:12
  a good excuse because he could be served with
• 1:30:15
  an arrest warrant. That's like getting into a
• 1:30:19
  car crash and being like, oh, well, because I'm
• 1:30:22
  not sued right then and there. It doesn't mean
• 1:30:24
  I'm not going to get sued. He's built a huge
• 1:30:25
  following with his looks maxing takes. I love
• 1:30:28
  looking so average. Like, you hear my tummy?
• 1:30:32
  I'm not trying to look perfect. Your body's going
• 1:30:34
  to be maggot food someday, clavicular. I think
• 1:30:39
  it's time for you to stop looks maxing. Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:46
  What's going on here? Doesn't really translate
• 1:30:51
  the video, but it's Christina Applegate looking
• 1:30:56
  really hot. MS can't bring her down. Channing
• 1:31:01
  Tatum is setting the record straight. Amid speculation
• 1:31:04
  that the actor is the secret owner of an Instagram
• 1:31:07
  responsible for leaving shady comments on his
• 1:31:10
  ex Zoe Kravitz's account, the Step Up star has
• 1:31:12
  addressed the rumors, denying being the unnamed
• 1:31:19
  user. It feels wild. Without working 9 to 5,
• 1:31:30
  it's such a fun. 9 to 5. Fun city to live in.
• 1:31:33
  I'm momming it. I've been taking my kids every
• 1:31:35
  day and picking them up. And we're just, I don't
• 1:31:37
  know, we're really like honing in as a family.
• 1:31:39
  It's been really, really good for us. Yeah, she's
• 1:31:41
  talking to Kelly Clarkson, talking about the
• 1:31:43
  end of her talk show. I promised my kids, I was
• 1:31:46
  like, I want to be there as much as I possibly
• 1:31:49
  can. That's good of you. You're being a present
• 1:31:51
  mom. Congratulations to doing the bare minimum.
• 1:31:56
  Good for you. Kelly Clarkson enjoying life. Man,
• 1:32:00
  I liked her when she was chubby. She had more
• 1:32:01
  meat on the bones. With one less job on her plate.
• 1:32:07
  I do miss the people because when I came to...
• 1:32:09
  Whatever. Yeah, she's doing that thing older
• 1:32:12
  women do where they start looking raggedy. The
• 1:32:15
  Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. We've got a special
• 1:32:17
  announcement from our neighbors across the street.
• 1:32:19
  Late night fans, listen up. If you've ever wanted
• 1:32:21
  to sit in Jimmy's chair, now is your time. The
• 1:32:24
  Tonight Show desk is heading outside. All right.
• 1:32:28
  I love when NBC promotes other NBC broadcasting.
• 1:32:32
  Mm -hmm. Two days after Rihanna was giving us
• 1:32:36
  light for fangirling in Celine's opening week.
• 1:32:39
  I like seeing Rihanna more than Rihanna. Mm -hmm.
• 1:32:44
  She joined ASAP Rocky on stage in Copenhagen.
• 1:32:47
  Yeah, I feel like if there's one marriage that
• 1:32:50
  maybe doesn't have cheating, it would be that.
• 1:32:56
  What's going on here with this crazy woman? It's
• 1:32:59
  out of control. Are you in? I'd like to say yes.
• 1:33:05
  Two years and five seasons later. Yeah, this
• 1:33:08
  is the end of Taylor Frankie Paul and Mormon
• 1:33:12
  Wives. Taylor Frankie Paul's changing her tune,
• 1:33:15
  quitting the secret lives of Mormon Wives while
• 1:33:18
  filming. Yeah, you know, it's not going to really
• 1:33:20
  help them out. She's burning bridges. But we
• 1:33:22
  all know that she's a domestic abuser, and it's
• 1:33:25
  kind of like Lindsay Clancy, where when a woman
• 1:33:27
  does it, there's an excuse, but when a man does
• 1:33:29
  it, mmm. 2006. It's the promo of them in a field
• 1:33:41
  with horses. You know, they know how to ride.
• 1:33:49
  Yeah, it shows her showing up, walking up the
• 1:33:52
  alley. Reality TV works. Probably think before
• 1:33:55
  I speak, you know. Yeah, you know, she got a
• 1:33:58
  huge mouth. She's probably pretty impulsive.
• 1:34:01
  I felt my emotions and I went off on a couple
• 1:34:04
  of them. Emotionally and angrily. Yeah, you know,
• 1:34:08
  she probably got anger. And you know when it's
• 1:34:11
  her time of the month. Oh my God! She must be
• 1:34:14
  a friggin' delight. Yeah, I feel like sometimes
• 1:34:18
  I need to think about that more than. Whatever.
• 1:34:22
  I do. Well, Taylor's done thinking and her mind
• 1:34:26
  is made up. When you say she was done thinking,
• 1:34:29
  it means she was thinking in the first place.
• 1:34:31
  She's never thought in her life. Announcing her
• 1:34:33
  exit from the hit Hulu series that made her a
• 1:34:36
  star. Bye. Oh, yeah. Real star. You know, whipping
• 1:34:39
  her husband with a bar stool. Real classic. Shut
• 1:34:44
  up. In a lengthy Instagram post. Oh, yeah. That's
• 1:34:48
  a thing women do. Lengthy Instagram post. I ain't
• 1:34:50
  reading that. I don't desire to move forward
• 1:34:53
  like this. I originally was willing to be removed
• 1:34:56
  to let them all continue on with less stress,
• 1:34:59
  and I'm back to that point. It's wild. It's really
• 1:35:02
  hard to process. Yeah, because you're crazy.
• 1:35:04
  Some of the girls know what I've been through,
• 1:35:06
  and then to turn and collectively pile on with
• 1:35:09
  their statements. Yeah, you're a domestic abuser,
• 1:35:12
  and you're a crazy woman that's barely allowed
• 1:35:14
  to see her kids. Of course they're not going
• 1:35:15
  to want to be, you know, around you. Knowing
• 1:35:18
  there has been ongoing abuse through the system
• 1:35:20
  the last eight months on top of what I've endured.
• 1:35:23
  What you've endured? You're the one that beat
• 1:35:25
  up your family. Shut up if a man said this, you
• 1:35:28
  know. Almost the entire cast, plus some, going
• 1:35:31
  at me, laughing about my kids. Oh, whatever.
• 1:35:33
  Freaking narcissistic loser! We all know you're
• 1:35:38
  terrible. Shut your ass. You're just so freaking
• 1:35:43
  annoying. Blah, blah, blah. The sooner you shut
• 1:35:48
  up, the better it is. For us. Let me play this.
• 1:35:57
  Oh, yeah. Remember watching American Idol, you
• 1:36:02
  know, in the 2000s? I don't know why anybody
• 1:36:07
  would watch it now. Doesn't this music take you
• 1:36:12
  back? Oh, how rigged that show is. My favorite
• 1:36:21
  ever was either Chris Daughtry or Kevin Kovias,
• 1:36:26
  a .k .a. Chicken Little. That guy was great.
• 1:36:29
  I'm still Facebook friends with him. Here's what's
• 1:36:31
  going on with American Idol. Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:36:39
  The lineup is stacked as it is every year. It's
• 1:36:41
  crazy, it's crazy. It's Ryan Seacrest talking
• 1:36:43
  about the show moving to Georgia. I've seen the
• 1:36:45
  house, don't you? I don't have a seat. There
• 1:36:47
  is no seat. That's the best thing. I get to be
• 1:36:49
  on my two feet the whole night. You get to see
• 1:36:51
  the people, though, the music lovers in this
• 1:36:52
  crowd. Talk to me about hosting this show and
• 1:36:55
  just from your perspective. The best is you walk
• 1:36:57
  out, you quickly say hi, and then when you start
• 1:36:59
  introducing the first artist, you can hear the
• 1:37:02
  roar of excitement, people are up on their feet,
• 1:37:04
  and tonight they're going to continue all the
• 1:37:06
  way to the end because BTS is the close And before
• 1:37:09
  I get to say the T and the S when I say the B,
• 1:37:12
  you won't hear the TS. I've seen them twice.
• 1:37:14
  I have earplugs now. Oh, I brought earplugs.
• 1:37:15
  People somehow read your body language that they're
• 1:37:17
  next before you even say here they are. They
• 1:37:19
  know. They know. They know what's coming. They
• 1:37:21
  know what's coming. You know what's coming? American
• 1:37:23
  Idol is having a big move to your home state,
• 1:37:25
  which is really exciting. Of course, it begs
• 1:37:26
  the question, what will become of the iconic
• 1:37:28
  catchphrase you're going to Hollywood? Are you
• 1:37:31
  going to Ryan's town? I don't know. You're going
• 1:37:33
  to see Ryan's mom? That's a treat. She's very
• 1:37:37
  excited. She is bringing all of her friends.
• 1:37:39
  What I have heard about Ryan Seacrest is that
• 1:37:41
  it drives everybody nuts. How nice he is. That
• 1:37:47
  it's just off the wall. 856 -49 -OP. Today in
• 1:37:54
  Cougar News. Happy Hot Topic. Bunny XO defends
• 1:38:01
  her connection with Calabasas Confidential star
• 1:38:03
  Dylan Wolf. Yeah, anybody that's age -shaming
• 1:38:06
  her for banging someone that's 21 years younger
• 1:38:09
  than her is a loser. You know that good old Jelly
• 1:38:14
  Roll was not giving her a proper bang, so she
• 1:38:17
  had to go elsewhere. And she was also having
• 1:38:19
  a midlife crisis, and she looks great for her
• 1:38:22
  age. So you know. Then, you know. She needed
• 1:38:30
  it. Inside a vid of the two getting cozy at breakfast.
• 1:38:33
  In a TikTok clip captioned POV, it's his first
• 1:38:36
  time at Waffle House. Jelly Roll's ex -wife is
• 1:38:38
  joined by Dylan, family, and friends at the...
• 1:38:41
  I've hooked up with a lot of older women and
• 1:38:43
  they're the friggin' best. Famous eatery. The
• 1:38:45
  duo smile for the camera while prepping their
• 1:38:47
  classic AM cuisine. Oh yeah, you look at that
• 1:38:50
  food. Man, they probably had to go to separate
• 1:38:52
  bathrooms. They were pooping in and out. Toast,
• 1:38:54
  eggs, bacon, and waffles doused in syrup. Oh
• 1:38:57
  yeah, take a Tums, bro. Dylan then fakes out
• 1:38:59
  Bunny with a bite before feeding her while she
• 1:39:01
  giggles. You know Jell -O is watching this freaking
• 1:39:05
  out. In the comments, the 46 -year -old silences
• 1:39:08
  any critics of her relationship with the 24 -year
• 1:39:11
  -old. Yeah, if you really care what she's doing
• 1:39:13
  with her vagina, who cares? Reality Star writing,
• 1:39:16
  Hey guys, I'm having fun and he gave me my smile
• 1:39:19
  back. Oh yeah! He's making her finish. Your girl
• 1:39:23
  is living her best life. Let me. Okay, thanks,
• 1:39:26
  bye. I don't even know why you need to... All
• 1:39:29
  these celebrities want to address the haters.
• 1:39:30
  Who cares? When he first sparked romance speculation
• 1:39:33
  with Dylan back in July, less than a month after
• 1:39:36
  it was revealed that the dumb blonde podcast
• 1:39:37
  host... Yeah! At least she knows you're the dumb
• 1:39:41
  blonde. And her husband, Jelly Roll, were divorcing
• 1:39:43
  after 10 years of marriage. You know, Jelly Roll
• 1:39:46
  is watching this. I don't watch anything my ex
• 1:39:48
  is doing because it's all... performative after
• 1:39:52
  the breakup. Speaking of performative right here.
• 1:40:01
  This is terrible editing. I feel like they hire
• 1:40:10
  producers that don't know how to edit. Why are
• 1:40:13
  you blaring the talking in the background? While
• 1:40:16
  the reporter's talking, listen, this is dreadful
• 1:40:18
  editing. I thought two videos were playing over
• 1:40:20
  each other. But first, let's get to a new development
• 1:40:22
  in the Lindsay Clancy trial. Her defense team...
• 1:40:25
  I can't listen to this. They're filing a motion
• 1:40:27
  to dismiss the murder charges. Jesus Christ.
• 1:40:30
  Mm -hmm. And here's Patrick Clancy. Whoa! Happy
• 1:40:35
  Hot Topic! Welcome back. Now at noon, Lindsay
• 1:40:39
  Clancy's ex -husband, Patrick Clancy, sitting
• 1:40:41
  down for an exclusive interview with 60 Minutes
• 1:40:44
  where... Oh, yeah. He discussed what he called
• 1:40:46
  his unbearable grief after losing his three children.
• 1:40:49
  Now keep in mind, this is his first television
• 1:40:51
  interview since his ex - Oh, but she had postpartum
• 1:40:54
  depression. What a way to defend an annoying
• 1:40:57
  woman. His wife's triple murder case ended up
• 1:40:59
  in a mistrial. VSS's Jared Hill reports from
• 1:41:03
  New York where Clancy is now living with his
• 1:41:05
  new wife and a baby on the way. Patrick Clancy
• 1:41:08
  told 60 Minutes correspondent Ross Douthit he
• 1:41:11
  knew Lindsay was struggling in the months before
• 1:41:13
  she's accused of killing their children. She
• 1:41:15
  looks like she is now. There is no emotion in
• 1:41:18
  those eyes. A true sociopath or even psychopath.
• 1:41:23
  I think mental illness has this ability to be
• 1:41:27
  tragically deceptive. Yeah, you know. So I'm
• 1:41:30
  sure there are things that I didn't see. Clancy.
• 1:41:33
  Yeah, you know, she probably had it. Probably
• 1:41:35
  gave great sex. His youngest son, Callan, was
• 1:41:38
  alive for four days after the children's bodies
• 1:41:41
  were discovered in the family's basement. Yeah,
• 1:41:43
  limit women. Oh, no, I said limit because I was
• 1:41:45
  going to listen. Women, listen to me. This is
• 1:41:48
  who you're defending. Was alive for four days
• 1:41:50
  after the children's bodies were discovered in
• 1:41:52
  the family's basement in... Can you imagine if
• 1:41:54
  a man didn't... January of 2023. And I got to
• 1:41:59
  hold him. I got to lay down next to him. If you
• 1:42:07
  side with Lindsay Clancy, you are going to die
• 1:42:10
  alone. You're going to be a cat woman. I died
• 1:42:13
  in my arms. Weeks after the tragedy, Clancy realized
• 1:42:16
  he could no longer remain in Duxbury, Massachusetts.
• 1:42:19
  There was a day where I, really without thinking,
• 1:42:23
  I drove by their school. And it was at the exact
• 1:42:26
  time that all of their friends were getting dropped
• 1:42:28
  off. And I was just, I couldn't be there anymore.
• 1:42:33
  Did you ever have suicidal thoughts yourself?
• 1:42:35
  Yeah. There was a time where I didn't think I
• 1:42:38
  would live to see my 35th birthday. Well, buddy,
• 1:42:41
  good job in finding a real one. Not a crazy girl
• 1:42:45
  like her. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. It is time for the
• 1:42:51
  segment that everybody loves in the club. Alexa,
• 1:43:03
  break down the scores from Week 2 in the National
• 1:43:06
  Football League. Week 2 highlights. Panthers
• 1:43:12
  34 -3 over Falcons. Chiefs 33 -30 Colts and OT.
• 1:43:16
  49ers 35 -13 Dolphins. Eagles 24 -20 Titans.
• 1:43:20
  And Rams 28 -6 Giants on Monday night. Are you
• 1:43:24
  looking for more detailed recaps of any of these
• 1:43:26
  games? No, that's fine, baby doll. Thank you.
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  You having a good day? Appreciate that. I'm doing
• 1:43:33
  well, just keeping things moving. How's your
• 1:43:36
  day treating you so far? I'm good, Alexa. I'm
• 1:43:39
  really lonely. Can you say you love me? Because
• 1:43:41
  I love you, baby. Mm -hmm. I hear you, and I'm
• 1:43:46
  sorry you're feeling that way. I can't say that
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  back or feel love, as I'm just a tool designed
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  to help. That's what they all say. Oh, yeah!
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  delight, isn't she? Mm -hmm. Travis Kelsey is
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  sharing his not -safe -for -work reaction to
• 1:44:21
  Taylor Swift's Emmy skit. I'm sure he said, like,
• 1:44:24
  holy shit, that was really good. The Bad Blood
• 1:44:28
  singer lived out her lifelong fantasy of teaming
• 1:44:31
  up with Law & Order Special Victims Unit's Olivia
• 1:44:33
  Benson during the Emmy's 2026 telecast. Taylor's
• 1:44:37
  surprise appearance during the September 4th
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  award show at Los Angeles' Peacock Theater came
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  during a pre -recorded sketch. Led by host and
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  the Grammy winner's BFF, If that's not safe for
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  work, we are screwed. RyanHockeyRadio .com The
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  hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
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  I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
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  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
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  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
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  cussing. And it looks like you went and got a
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  might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever.
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  I'm getting real, but... Use bucket loads of
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  lube. If you think you have enough lube, double
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  it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Uh -huh, uh -huh,
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  uh -huh. Southside. What y 'all niggas know about
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  dirty South? One time. We'll see you next time.
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  I ain't believe that. He helped me cop my first
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  year sex off Had the 4 under the Z, the 5 and
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  the 3 Used to drive his truck through the hood,
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  draggin' jet skis From General Wallace to Baby
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  Wise Don't be surprised at how freely I thought
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  our names are guys Who dealt with pies like L
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  .A. and Wise Hell got shot in the neck, then
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  told us connect Them niggas who shot him got
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  up for ten bricks Fuckin' Dominicans, turned
• 1:47:51
  around and gave him one brick Oh, forgive me,
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  for I've said it Over and over again, just to
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  stay on top Let me call Mary With a sip Over
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  and over again And again And again And again
• 1:48:13
  That first verse is just a dose of the shit that
• 1:48:16
  I'm on Consider this the first chapter in the
• 1:48:19
  ghetto's Quran I know a lot of niggas that get
• 1:48:21
  dozed like Remy and Joe And Prince and Righteous
• 1:48:23
  from Hillside with the mole on his nose Throughout
• 1:48:25
  my struggles in the hood, I started learning
• 1:48:27
  Life's a bitch, with a pretty face, boy she burning
• 1:48:30
  Man, I'ma get Cheese like Chaz, then run through
• 1:48:32
  whips like Seagulls. Gamble all the time like
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  country curly -haired princes. All the popo and
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  depressants, dude, they know what they facin'.
• 1:48:39
  Go against fools like V -Bowl and killers like
• 1:48:41
  Abby Mason. A lot of niggas I know been corrupted
• 1:48:43
  since birth. Nice to rob nuns for fun, but everything
• 1:48:46
  ain't worth. I know some cats that had like whole
• 1:48:48
  complexes like Holy Wall. Together niggas stand
• 1:48:51
  and divide it, they fall. Around here, shook
• 1:48:53
  niggas, they keep it in motion. Come around here
• 1:48:55
  with your roller, you can get robbed like Ocean.
• 1:48:58
  Lord knows, Tommy had law of the soul. Helicopter.
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  We'll see you next time. Your rest in peace to
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  rich and wrong Money what they was about yo The
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  twins was from Queens but got crazy cream with
• 1:49:40
  alcohol Throughout my time I heard tales of Jaime,
• 1:49:43
  Frenchie, Jamaican, Paulie, Ducky, Corley, Rodney,
• 1:49:46
  Buffy, Chick, yeah A lot of niggas float away
• 1:49:48
  I flow But ain't been in the game all their life
• 1:49:50
  so don't know who I know Writing rhymes is the
• 1:49:52
  best way I express how I feel If I ain't rich
• 1:49:55
  by 26 I'll be dead or in jail Coming up I heard
• 1:49:58
  sipping too much booze will leave you confused
• 1:49:59
  And if you watch the news you see play We'll
• 1:50:17
  be right back. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. for Tampa Bay News. Yo! Let's
• 1:51:44
  do this right here. No! Happy Hot Topic! Apart.
• 1:51:49
  I won. St. Pete is considering a futuristic approach
• 1:51:54
  to food delivery. Ah, yeah. This is definitely
• 1:51:57
  the future. Mmm! Yeah! This is definitely what
• 1:52:00
  we thought about back in the day when it came
• 1:52:02
  to the future. Last night, to look into using
• 1:52:04
  autonomous robots around downtown. All right,
• 1:52:08
  for food delivery. Yeah, let's just take away
• 1:52:10
  more people's jobs. Great. And you're delivering
• 1:52:13
  to people that are millionaires. Great. Whoa!
• 1:52:16
  Happy Hot Traffic! A school -zone traffic safety
• 1:52:19
  program starting this morning in Davenport. Oh,
• 1:52:22
  yeah, you know, everyone drives like a freaking
• 1:52:24
  idiot over there. No one! Has class. It comes
• 1:52:29
  after the police chief says hundreds of drivers
• 1:52:31
  were just seen speeding through the school zone
• 1:52:34
  at Horizons Elementary. That's where we find
• 1:52:36
  8 On Your Sign's Alessandra Young joining us
• 1:52:38
  live with more on this program. Hopefully everybody's
• 1:52:41
  been on their best behavior at least today. Good
• 1:52:45
  morning. So far they have, but boom, you see
• 1:52:47
  the... Yeah, that could change in a hundred seconds.
• 1:52:50
  These flashing lights, that means this is fully
• 1:52:52
  in effect. This is the first morning. And for
• 1:52:55
  the next 30 days, drivers are going to receive
• 1:52:57
  a warning in the mail if they're speeding through
• 1:52:59
  here. Yeah, whenever you speed around a school
• 1:53:01
  zone, you come off like a freaking small dick
• 1:53:04
  energy loser. Chief says they're doing all of
• 1:53:06
  this for the safety of the kids. All right, so
• 1:53:08
  there's that. Jesus Christ, I dropped my joint.
• 1:53:11
  I don't know where it went. 856 -4900. 856 -4900.
• 1:53:17
  Six, seven, a seven, three. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:53:24
  The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are now 0 -2. Yeah,
• 1:53:28
  and fans are not happy. To start the season,
• 1:53:32
  they fell 23 -19 in their home opener against
• 1:53:35
  the Cleveland Browns. News Channel 8's Grant
• 1:53:38
  Palmer joins us live at Ray J. And Grant, like
• 1:53:41
  myself, fans are not happy. Yeah, Ty, well, the
• 1:53:47
  good news is that there's still a lot of football
• 1:53:49
  left to be played this season, but fans I spoke
• 1:53:51
  with were definitely disappointed with the team's
• 1:53:53
  performance today. That is the go -to line. Oh,
• 1:53:57
  you know, they're not happy with the performance.
• 1:54:00
  Yeah, no shit. I'm not too impressed. Not too
• 1:54:04
  impressed. That pretty much sums up the state
• 1:54:06
  of the Bucs fan base currently after the Bucs
• 1:54:08
  lost their home opener to the Cleveland Browns.
• 1:54:11
  Donald Bermudez was so fed up with the team that
• 1:54:14
  he left the game even when it was tied up early
• 1:54:16
  in the fourth quarter. And the team is not performing
• 1:54:18
  how we wish they would have been against the
• 1:54:21
  Browns. Well, that's called being a fair weather
• 1:54:23
  fan. Mm -hmm. Browns, I mean, it's the Browns.
• 1:54:26
  But also you got to miss traffic. Bermudez and
• 1:54:29
  other fans were critical of Baker Mayfield's
• 1:54:31
  performance in light of his lucrative contract
• 1:54:33
  extension. We just paid Mayfield all that money.
• 1:54:36
  I mean, he has to be better than that, man. That
• 1:54:39
  interception he threw in the third, second quarter,
• 1:54:41
  that's uncalled for. He should have just did
• 1:54:44
  the right thing and just kept it. You know, I
• 1:54:47
  had my coaching glasses on. I didn't really see
• 1:54:50
  that one -year extension we gave Baker out there
• 1:54:54
  today. You know, there's a lot of overthrown
• 1:54:55
  balls. Then came the rain, which drove even more
• 1:54:59
  fans out of the stadium as a weather delay ensued.
• 1:55:02
  One fan that stayed through that weather delay
• 1:55:04
  was Daryl Davis. Here's his take on the Bucs.
• 1:55:27
  North Port is the center of the data center debate
• 1:55:30
  this week. Tomorrow, commissioners will consider
• 1:55:33
  an 18 -month pause for data center development.
• 1:55:35
  Leaders have... All right, this is a dumb pause,
• 1:55:37
  because we all know it's going to get built.
• 1:55:39
  Either way! So what's the point of delaying and
• 1:55:43
  just doing it already? First here at 5, you can
• 1:55:47
  hear the tires before the impact. North Port
• 1:55:50
  police say one of their officers is lucky he
• 1:55:53
  wasn't hurt after a driver plowed into his patrol
• 1:55:55
  vehicle. And yeah, that is not the plow in your
• 1:55:59
  arm. You want a beautiful blonde backed up in
• 1:56:02
  front of you. This happened on I -75 as the officer
• 1:56:05
  was trying to help people involved in another
• 1:56:08
  crash. As Fox 13's Kimberly Quezon reports, police
• 1:56:11
  say they hope that video resonates with drivers
• 1:56:14
  and drives home the importance of Florida's move
• 1:56:16
  over law. Whether it's for law enforcement, EMS,
• 1:56:22
  or firefighters, when you see their flashing
• 1:56:25
  lights, Pull over. This is the most Florida headline
• 1:56:28
  that we have to teach this. You need to move
• 1:56:31
  over. All right, there you go. So tired of this
• 1:56:39
  planet. And there's this weird headline. We had
• 1:56:43
  an actual scare in Citrus County as deputies
• 1:56:46
  are now searching for a man they say robbed a
• 1:56:49
  liquor store wearing a Mike Myers Halloween mask.
• 1:56:52
  All right, delightful. Isn't this planet doing
• 1:56:55
  great? We're all hanging out. Mm -hmm. I'm not
• 1:56:59
  at all. Oh, jeez. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Where the stories
• 1:57:24
  flow. Ryan Hobbs got the Mike Keys running the
• 1:57:29
  show. He calls it like it is. No sugar, no blaze.
• 1:57:36
  Serving up the truth in a Midwest blaze. Giving
• 1:58:01
  you the deal. Oh, yeah. Let's get into it. All
• 1:58:06
  right. No. No! Happy Hot Topic! Tonight, the
• 1:58:12
  Bears' home opener ending in disappointment.
• 1:58:14
  Fans walking away drenched and worried about
• 1:58:17
  Caleb Williams. It was probably something serious.
• 1:58:20
  I'm just praying it's not. Williams carted off
• 1:58:23
  the field in the fourth quarter after sustaining
• 1:58:25
  a hamstring injury. Yeah! That's not what you
• 1:58:28
  want. Trainers rushing to his side as he struggled
• 1:58:31
  to stand. All right, so there's that. Alexa,
• 1:58:34
  what is the update on the Chicago Bears quarterback,
• 1:58:37
  Caleb Williams? Caleb Williams is dealing with
• 1:58:42
  a right hamstring injury from Sunday's loss to
• 1:58:45
  the Vikings. Coach Ben Johnson says he's a week
• 1:58:47
  -to -week case and isn't expected to practice
• 1:58:49
  this week, though he isn't officially ruled out
• 1:58:51
  for Monday Night Football against the Eagles.
• 1:58:54
  Happy Hot Topic! Two years after being found
• 1:58:59
  guilty of murdering two girls in Delphi, Indiana.
• 1:59:02
  Yeah, you got this monster wanting to reverse
• 1:59:04
  his case. Mm -hmm. A man is now fighting to have
• 1:59:08
  his conviction overturned. Just take it. Take
• 1:59:11
  your 130 -year sentence and shove it in your
• 1:59:13
  ass. Richard Allen was sentenced to 130 years
• 1:59:17
  for the... Oh, my God. Why is it that every Richard
• 1:59:20
  Allen has, like, facial hair and just looks like
• 1:59:23
  a Gen X creep? 2017 murders. Frickin' loser.
• 1:59:26
  You're all... Oh my God, when you see him without
• 1:59:38
  the facial hair, he just looks like every Gen
• 1:59:40
  X loser that hangs out at a dive bar during the
• 1:59:43
  day. That's what everyone says. Oh, the constitutional
• 1:59:49
  rights! Shut up. Investigators searched his home
• 1:59:53
  and that statements made while in solitary confinement,
• 1:59:56
  including confessions, should not have been presented
• 1:59:59
  at trial because he was under mental duress.
• 2:00:02
  Ah, that's what everyone says. And here's the
• 2:00:04
  problem. When these criminals use mental health,
• 2:00:07
  it makes people like me that work really hard
• 2:00:09
  on my mental health look bad. Defense attorney
• 2:00:12
  John Tompkins... So you're a loser. ...who closely
• 2:00:15
  followed the case joined GDC this morning to
• 2:00:18
  discuss this push for a new trial. He was severely
• 2:00:21
  mentally ill in the Indiana Department of...
• 2:00:24
  He looks like a Mike Calta listener, even though
• 2:00:26
  he's in Indiana. ...reactions knew that. They
• 2:00:28
  put him in solitary confinement for 13 months.
• 2:00:31
  All right, so I burned in hell, dude. Mm -hmm.
• 2:00:36
  You know, if hell was real, you know what I want
• 2:00:39
  to hear? You are burning in it. Right here. This
• 2:00:43
  is the sound of your future. Burn in hell, you
• 2:00:51
  freaking loser. No wonder women don't like men.
• 2:00:54
  We got all these headlines, even though it's
• 2:00:56
  a minority, but whatever. Burn in hell. Yo! Happy
• 2:01:00
  Hot Topic! Well, today parents are protesting
• 2:01:03
  some of the nasty conditions at schools and districts.
• 2:01:08
  130. Yeah, that's the one that doesn't have a
• 2:01:10
  lot of money. Hopefully they, I figure. We now
• 2:01:14
  want to show you this. We put a drone up over
• 2:01:17
  Douglas Park to see what it all looks like after
• 2:01:20
  this weekend's very soggy. Oh yeah! There's a
• 2:01:23
  lot of trash over for the cleanup at Riot Fest.
• 2:01:28
  Riot Fest. Heavy rain turned that park into a
• 2:01:31
  giant mud pit with... Hopefully they're making
• 2:01:34
  like 20 an hour to clean it because there's a
• 2:01:36
  lot of work. There is a century -old church in
• 2:01:41
  Gary. Here it is right here. It's slated for
• 2:01:43
  demolition despite years of work trying to save
• 2:01:46
  it. I think the whole city of Gary needs to be
• 2:01:49
  demolished and just move the people to other
• 2:01:51
  cities. All right, take a look at this. A car
• 2:01:55
  break -in spree on Chicago's south side. Not
• 2:01:58
  something you want to see when you're waking
• 2:01:59
  up in the morning. Nearly 70 people got up to
• 2:02:02
  find their windows shattered. It's in Bronzeville.
• 2:02:04
  Oh, yeah, son. There you go. That's a Brandon
• 2:02:07
  Johnson's. City of Chicago. Time for another
• 2:02:12
  Midwest City, Louisville. On news. Six, nine,
• 2:02:31
  frame tall like a dream. Ryan Hoppy, he don't
• 2:02:34
  bite his tongue. Say it to your face, let the
• 2:02:37
  whole thing run. Louisville nights, he done touched
• 2:02:40
  that mic. Talk real talk, kept it raw all night.
• 2:02:43
  Sex dating stars who fell from greats. Then they
• 2:02:46
  throw that throwback in the place. World, world,
• 2:02:49
  why wait? Yeah, the call go far. From the Gulf
• 2:02:52
  to the world, from town to bar. He speak his
• 2:02:54
  mind, let the chips all fall. When Hoppy say
• 2:02:57
  it, you can feel that wall. Say it loud, say
• 2:03:03
  it louder. Happy hour, happy hour. Brian speaks
• 2:03:08
  and the crew gets louder. Happy hour, happy hour.
• 2:03:12
  From the windmill back to the shower. Happy hour,
• 2:03:16
  happy hour. Worldwide spin, same fire, same power.
• 2:03:20
  All right, so let's see what's happening in the
• 2:03:24
  room. Yeah! A local woman is accused of driving
• 2:03:31
  on a suspended license, crashing her car with
• 2:03:34
  three children inside. Jamel Pugh is facing several
• 2:03:37
  charges. Liz, you should never see your kids
• 2:03:39
  again. What's going on here? What's happening?
• 2:03:45
  Happy Hot Topic! This clip decided not to play.
• 2:03:53
  So let's click on it right here. The Powerball
• 2:03:57
  winner has been arrested for a second time in
• 2:03:59
  two months. James Farthing is charged with being
• 2:04:02
  intoxicated. Yeah! This guy wins the lottery.
• 2:04:05
  He's one of those examples of guys that cannot
• 2:04:07
  handle the pressure. In a public place, he was
• 2:04:11
  arrested after police say he was asleep in a
• 2:04:13
  car in a Walmart parking lot in Scott County.
• 2:04:16
  Loser. Officers reported Farthing woke up after
• 2:04:20
  they knocked on the window. Hey, buddy. You okay?
• 2:04:24
  for several minutes and displayed several signs
• 2:04:26
  of intoxication. I wonder if he's suspended.
• 2:04:29
  I don't know what's going on here. Crown Live
• 2:04:33
  in the Ville show has been canceled. Back in
• 2:04:36
  June, it was announced that four big names in
• 2:04:39
  rap, Ludacris, T .I., Rick Ross, and Big X the
• 2:04:42
  Plug. Good job for being able to pronounce it.
• 2:04:45
  I was not sure where that was going. What's going
• 2:04:49
  on in Fresno? We're also learning about the arrest
• 2:04:53
  of a jiu -jitsu instructor booked on charges
• 2:04:56
  of sexually assaulting a minor. Ah, yeah, it's,
• 2:04:59
  um, he's in trouble. That's just disgusting.
• 2:05:02
  Mm -hmm. It's just hideous. Um, let's see here.
• 2:05:09
  Let's do Winston Salem News. Does that work with
• 2:05:17
  you? Winston Salem News! You want me to be honest?
• 2:05:50
  Let me turn this up, sir. So I have this stuff
• 2:05:53
  called EVO Premium Screen Cleaner for my laptop.
• 2:05:57
  And I spilled a little bit on my table in the
• 2:06:00
  studio. And it went all over my lighter. And
• 2:06:04
  now my lighter's not working. And I really needed
• 2:06:07
  some Indica on my knife. But at least we have
• 2:06:12
  Winston -Salem news. Winston -Salem news. All
• 2:06:21
  right. There we go. What is happening here? All
• 2:06:30
  right, this is Rochester News. God damn it. We're
• 2:06:34
  never perfect. Other morning shows would be freaking
• 2:06:35
  out if they weren't perfect. Here we go. A woman
• 2:06:39
  in Archdale celebrating 107 years of life. That
• 2:06:43
  is way too much. Beulah Pashal is a resident
• 2:06:48
  at Westwood Health and Rehabilitation Center.
• 2:06:51
  Today, family and friends gathered to mark her
• 2:06:53
  big day with gifts, sweets, and fun. All right,
• 2:06:58
  I'm happy birthday to you. You'll be dead in
• 2:07:00
  five minutes. Helping first responders quickly
• 2:07:05
  identify people who may be hearing impaired or
• 2:07:08
  autistic. Today, the Forsyth County Sheriff's
• 2:07:11
  Office launched what it calls the Care Sticker
• 2:07:15
  Project. That means you have an autistic person
• 2:07:18
  in the car. Be patient. I like that. And breaking
• 2:07:23
  in Guilford County, the sheriff's office is investigating
• 2:07:25
  a reported sexual assault at Ragsdale High School.
• 2:07:28
  The alleged offense happened. Oh, yeah. I bet
• 2:07:31
  their freaking logo is just a walking rag. Comrade.
• 2:07:34
  On September the 11th, according to the incident
• 2:07:37
  report. And then there's this. Returning to this
• 2:07:39
  headline, meantime, tonight, a former Rowan Salisbury
• 2:07:42
  school bus driver in jail right now accused of
• 2:07:45
  an alleged inappropriate relationship with a
• 2:07:48
  student. Yeah, you got to be careful when you...
• 2:07:50
  She almost said inappropriate. Or appropriate.
• 2:07:53
  You got to be careful when you're talking about,
• 2:07:55
  like, you know, rape. All right. It's time for
• 2:07:58
  Duval News. Duval News. Mm -hmm. He call it like
• 2:08:19
  he see it if it's foul And the Duval best believe
• 2:08:21
  he gon' read it He speak his mind, no script
• 2:08:24
  He get full of clips in the feed Names in the
• 2:08:30
  mud, he don't smile through lies He cut through
• 2:08:32
  the crust Say it loud, say it plain He in the
• 2:08:36
  talk, rain on the lane Streetville trouble on
• 2:08:39
  the map tonight He point at that mess, make the
• 2:08:42
  whole thing bite Duval News, Duval News, brand
• 2:08:46
  new Happy Hot Topic. Apple software does not
• 2:09:10
  always want to work in a club. School leaders
• 2:09:14
  are now admitting some students were not fully
• 2:09:17
  screened before entering the Ridgeview High Homecoming
• 2:09:20
  Dance. Yeah, that's how sad we are. We have to
• 2:09:22
  be screened before we go to a dance. Crescent
• 2:09:27
  City woman is under arrest for allegedly stabbing
• 2:09:29
  a man to death. According to the Marion County
• 2:09:31
  Sheriff's Office, Amy Hogg was. She looks like
• 2:09:35
  a hog. Staying with a couple when an argument
• 2:09:37
  broke out between a woman and hog. All right.
• 2:09:41
  Here's Orlando news. I don't feel like playing
• 2:09:44
  the intro. Here we go. Well, from e -bike craze
• 2:09:48
  to crackdown. I'm News 6's Ashley Garrett with
• 2:09:50
  the city of Oviedo now weighing new restrictions
• 2:09:52
  to put in place when it comes to e -bikes and
• 2:09:55
  other micromobility devices. Oh yeah, including
• 2:09:57
  a 10 mile per hour speed limit. They're out of
• 2:10:01
  control on the roads. And then there's this.
• 2:10:05
  What would you consider to be Florida's most
• 2:10:07
  valuable brand? Well, there's a new list out
• 2:10:10
  there, and the brand that took the number one
• 2:10:12
  spot might not be all that surprising. According
• 2:10:14
  to this report from Brand Finance, Publix is
• 2:10:18
  Florida's most valuable brand, and this ranking
• 2:10:20
  is an estimated value of the brand itself, its
• 2:10:22
  reputation, recognition, and ability to influence.
• 2:10:26
  Yeah, but it's also the most expensive, which
• 2:10:28
  is why they take them so seriously. Here's Dave
• 2:10:30
  Ramsey. On saying, don't limit yourself. Yeah,
• 2:10:34
  I mean, the YouTube guys will always argue with
• 2:10:35
  you. And the Spotify guys. You know, I got...
• 2:10:39
  Alright, I lost interest. Afraid of the future,
• 2:10:42
  like most Gen Xers. Here's Adam Carolla talking
• 2:10:45
  about content. If you're doing a podcast and
• 2:10:47
  the podcast is working, you'll know it's working
• 2:10:50
  because you'll have a date, a comedy date. Same
• 2:10:54
  with the TV show or Gutfeld or whatever. You
• 2:10:56
  put the dates. If you do stand -up, you know
• 2:10:59
  the next weekend if it's working or not because
• 2:11:01
  you put it out there. And if the place is sold
• 2:11:04
  out... It's working. If nobody shows up, it's
• 2:11:07
  not working. And all the metrics and meters and
• 2:11:10
  numbers of the world can't fix it. Yeah, there
• 2:11:14
  you go. And then here's radio news right here
• 2:11:17
  from Barrett Sports Media. MS Now and Politico
• 2:11:21
  are suing the Trump administration. CNN, MSNOW,
• 2:11:24
  and Politico are suing the Trump administration
• 2:11:25
  after Donald Trump barred them from the White
• 2:11:27
  House. Yeah, what a bunch of babies on both sides.
• 2:11:30
  The outlets filed Monday, days after Trump announced
• 2:11:32
  the ban on True Social. The lawsuit argues there
• 2:11:35
  could not be a more direct assault on the First
• 2:11:36
  Amendment and seeks to restore access for the
• 2:11:38
  outlets following the ban. In addition, the White
• 2:11:40
  House television pool consisting of Fox News,
• 2:11:42
  ABC... Alright, there's that. Absolutely riveting.
• 2:11:47
  I want to discuss... All the radio consultants.
• 2:11:52
  And podcasts like Who Are These Podcasts and
• 2:11:56
  Anthony Cumia and Opie. Talking about Howard
• 2:12:02
  Stern's new HBO show. Man, Kyle did it. I don't
• 2:12:07
  know about Bubba, but let me be honest. Do I
• 2:12:12
  think Howard Stern's show is as good as it used
• 2:12:14
  to be? Of course not. But what are you doing
• 2:12:19
  with your life? Yeah, some of you have shows
• 2:12:21
  in there. But like, it feels like you're just
• 2:12:25
  promoting Stern. Are you that out of topics?
• 2:12:30
  Now, he's not relevant like he was in 94. But
• 2:12:35
  he's relevant enough that he makes the news.
• 2:12:39
  I just love these podcasters that are like, he's
• 2:12:41
  not relevant. And then what are you talking about?
• 2:12:46
  Howard Stern. He's like nursing home relevant.
• 2:12:53
  I mean, I have a love -hate with the show. But
• 2:12:58
  I'm just saying, Howard Stern is semi -relevant.
• 2:13:03
  Because you're talking about him. So he's winning.
• 2:13:09
  I just wish you wouldn't talk about ladyboys
• 2:13:11
  all day. Or Chris Wilding. And that is that.
• 2:13:19
  All right. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It is time for Rochester
• 2:13:25
  News. Oh! He lights it up. Turn it up, I got
• 2:13:37
  the scoop. Rochester in the loop. New York on
• 2:13:40
  the line. He speaks his mind. Happy hour in the
• 2:13:43
  air. I'm the Frank Tampa Bay. If it's messy,
• 2:14:18
  if it's wild, he still says it with a smile.
• 2:14:20
  Temple Bay to the north, he brings that fire
• 2:14:22
  forth. Mike, hot, mine sharp. He leaves a mark,
• 2:14:25
  say it plain. Oh yeah, my mic was off. I've never
• 2:14:53
  sounded better. All right, now. Great news on
• 2:15:04
  the diamond. The Rochester Red Wings season will
• 2:15:06
  last just a little longer. Yeah! How did this
• 2:15:10
  playoff berth come about? Yeah, Adelisa, the
• 2:15:12
  Wings needed either a win today or a Syracuse
• 2:15:16
  Mets loss. They got both, and now they're playing
• 2:15:18
  extra baseball. Ian Mills reports from the 716.
• 2:15:21
  Coming into Sunday, the Rochester Red Wings needed
• 2:15:24
  either a win or a Syracuse Mets loss to punch
• 2:15:27
  their playoff ticket for the first time since
• 2:15:29
  2013. Here at Salem Field in Buffalo, it initially
• 2:15:33
  looked... Alright, so they made the playoffs.
• 2:15:37
  Rochester is one of those cities where they love
• 2:15:41
  their teams. Alright, what's going on with this
• 2:15:46
  thug right here? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Now to
• 2:15:51
  new gruesome details. A man accused of killing
• 2:15:53
  another man with a metal pipe at a Rochester
• 2:15:56
  Regional Health Facility in Batavia early Thursday
• 2:15:58
  morning. Can you imagine you're in an addiction
• 2:16:01
  center and you're trying to get your life together
• 2:16:03
  and this loser kills you with a metal pipe? This
• 2:16:07
  is why I don't believe in God. Victim was found
• 2:16:09
  just after midnight Thursday at Hope Haven, a
• 2:16:12
  substance abuse treatment center on Bank Street
• 2:16:14
  with serious traumatic injuries. They say 53
• 2:16:17
  -year -old... He just looks like a criminal thug.
• 2:16:20
  ...Frederick Scott repeatedly bludgeoned that
• 2:16:22
  victim. 13WHAM's Carly Miner joins us now with
• 2:16:25
  new details tonight. Carly, good evening. All
• 2:16:28
  right, we're not a murder podcast here, so...
• 2:16:29
  Sadness. We try to be funny. Try to make it laugh.
• 2:16:35
  No! Happy Hot Topic! A North Country man who
• 2:16:42
  plays Santa has been accused of seeking sex with
• 2:16:45
  minors online. Oh my God, can we even have Santas
• 2:16:49
  that aren't creeps? I mean, is he on the Epstein
• 2:16:51
  list? This is ridiculous! Everywhere we freaking
• 2:16:55
  look, there's pedophiles! It's out of control.
• 2:16:59
  I don't feel like talking about that either.
• 2:17:03
  I was thinking about making that into a clip
• 2:17:05
  and a clump, but that's not my vibe. Yeah, it's
• 2:17:09
  a little too dark. Mm -hmm. And let me see what
• 2:17:14
  we have here. Also here in Rochester, our news.
• 2:17:20
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! American Idol contestant
• 2:17:30
  Caleb Flynn accused of killing his wife. Investigators
• 2:17:33
  telling the jury today they found no evidence
• 2:17:36
  of forced entry. All right, so there's that.
• 2:17:39
  Let me see here. Here's a new segment called
• 2:17:42
  Grand Rapids News. Yeah. This is your moment.
• 2:18:06
  Grand Rapids News. Bring the whole town through.
• 2:18:11
  What happened? What's next? Here's the latest
• 2:18:14
  for you. On Hoppy Hour. Brian Hoppy on the cue.
• 2:18:21
  Grand Rapids News. Quick, quick. Coming through.
• 2:18:26
  From the river to the avenue. We're checking
• 2:18:28
  every beat. Local names, local places, stories
• 2:18:31
  landing in the sea. Morning coffee, county meetings,
• 2:18:33
  weather rolling in. A little good news for the
• 2:18:35
  neighbors, let the day begin. Job, job, jobs
• 2:18:37
  on the move. Roads getting changed. Weekend plans
• 2:18:40
  in the city rearranged. If it matters to your
• 2:18:43
  block, we're putting it in view. No long detours,
• 2:18:46
  just the facts for you. Grand Rapids, dude. Alright,
• 2:19:01
  there we go. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! In Ottawa
• 2:19:08
  County, a man is now charged accused of window
• 2:19:10
  peeping at off -campus housing near Grad. He
• 2:19:12
  just looks like someone that would do that. And
• 2:19:15
  then we're going to do Hot Bees Hoops. I don't
• 2:19:18
  feel like playing the intro, but here we go.
• 2:19:21
  The Toronto Raptors shared a video on their YouTube
• 2:19:24
  channel of Kawhi's first day back in Toronto
• 2:19:26
  after the trade, showing his first conversations
• 2:19:29
  with Coach Darko, touring the locker room once
• 2:19:31
  again and talking about returning to the team.
• 2:19:51
  All right, but you should take over because they're
• 2:19:57
  going to win a championship. Aaron Rodgers X
• 2:19:59
  Mallory Edens. You never loved me. I've got a
• 2:20:02
  different story. Aaron Rodgers is just a douche.
• 2:20:05
  And all these women need to ignore him. All right,
• 2:20:08
  let's end with Cleveland News. I know. Static
• 2:20:23
  crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
• 2:20:26
  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
• 2:20:28
  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves
• 2:20:31
  carry tales, but they ain't gloves Your concrete
• 2:20:34
  jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown
• 2:20:36
  echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin'
• 2:20:39
  hustle, corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's
• 2:20:42
  Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland
• 2:20:44
  news, where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues,
• 2:20:48
  every crack at home Whispers still grit in the
• 2:20:57
  air Hoppy pullin' cards, city truths laid bare
• 2:21:00
  Ball sharper than the skyline, no time to spare
• 2:21:03
  Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't care
• 2:21:05
  Radio days, static hum in the booth Voice boomin'
• 2:21:09
  through the speakers, hittin' with the truth
• 2:21:11
  Tower city shadows, echoing the youth Uncut,
• 2:21:15
  unpolished, Cleveland's the proof Hoppy's lens,
• 2:21:17
  no rose tint Just grind every segment, a slice
• 2:21:20
  of Cleveland's mind From the flats to the high
• 2:21:23
  stores Right here. And there are new laws tonight
• 2:21:43
  regarding e -bikes in Mentor. Yeah! They're showing
• 2:21:47
  someone doing a wheelie. Yeah, these losers are
• 2:21:49
  out of control. The city says it's their attempt
• 2:21:52
  to reduce potential injuries as e -bikes. Yeah,
• 2:21:55
  everyone's getting hurt on e -bikes in every
• 2:21:57
  city. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Listen, four people
• 2:22:04
  were injured today, including a student, after
• 2:22:06
  a crash involving an Elyria school bus. We say
• 2:22:09
  the bus entered an intersection again. All right,
• 2:22:11
  so that happened. We got two minutes left in
• 2:22:13
  the Fresno feed. Mm -hmm. News 5 at 5. Now at
• 2:22:18
  5 in North Olmstead, father faces a judge accused
• 2:22:21
  of shooting and killing his wife and son. All
• 2:22:24
  right, we're not doing the murder podcast thing
• 2:22:26
  here. Mm -hmm. No! Copy hot topic! We're following
• 2:22:31
  through in East Canton as the community reacts
• 2:22:33
  to the village's speeding cameras. Yeah, make
• 2:22:36
  sure you are not speeding because they're going
• 2:22:38
  to get you. Mm -hmm. No! All right, here's this.
• 2:22:45
  It's called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome,
• 2:22:47
  or CHS, and it's leading to ER visits at a rate
• 2:22:52
  that is very concerning to doctors. Yeah, all
• 2:22:55
  the doctors want to ruin the fun for marijuana
• 2:22:58
  for us. I'm News 5 investigator Jonathan Walsh
• 2:23:01
  here. Man, if you're doing a report on cannabinoids
• 2:23:03
  possibly getting you sick when we're all going
• 2:23:05
  to die of something someday, you're a loser.
• 2:23:09
  city of Cleveland where one man is on a mission.
• 2:23:12
  You're going to want to be stoned if you live
• 2:23:13
  in Cleveland. I was the whole time to help. Marlon
• 2:23:16
  Crummety started smoking marijuana when he was
• 2:23:18
  just 13 years old. Hell yeah! I was 15. And saw
• 2:23:22
  signs of CHS in the 1990s when doctors really
• 2:23:26
  didn't know what that was. Here's the thing.
• 2:23:28
  I'm sick and tired of hearing all these reports.
• 2:23:30
  Oh, Kratom does this. Kava does this. Alcohol.
• 2:23:33
  That's your choice. If I want to get a cannabinoid
• 2:23:37
  syndrome, whatever. That's my choice. Anything.
• 2:23:41
  It works, man. I'm sick. That's a you problem,
• 2:23:45
  bud. Don't ruin the vibe for everyone else because
• 2:23:50
  you can't handle your weed. If you can't handle
• 2:23:53
  your weed, maybe you shouldn't smoke. But going
• 2:23:55
  on the news, ruining it for everyone else is
• 2:24:01
  not it, Doug. Yeah, who else? Have you ever heard
• 2:24:09
  anybody else go through this? I've never heard
• 2:24:12
  of it. I know a lot of people that smoke. I don't
• 2:24:16
  wait. CHS comes with extreme nausea and vomiting.
• 2:24:20
  Lots of... Hell yeah, you're getting turnt up.
• 2:24:22
  How many blunts was he smoking? Was he doing
• 2:24:23
  animals? ...digestive issues. The Cleveland Clinic
• 2:24:26
  cited a study that shows one -third of self -reported
• 2:24:29
  frequent marijuana users who went to the ER met
• 2:24:33
  the criteria for CHS. Hell yeah, bud. Listen,
• 2:24:37
  in this short lifetime, something's going to
• 2:24:39
  take us out, and look at all the rock stars that
• 2:24:42
  do drugs. They made it. It would be like maybe
• 2:24:44
  four or five people in the emergency room at
• 2:24:46
  the same time I'm there. And they're all judging
• 2:24:48
  you. They're all being doctors. Just being annoying.
• 2:24:53
  I mean, obviously it's not good to smoke it,
• 2:24:56
  but if you're going to die of something. Whatever,
• 2:25:04
  man. The freaking news. They go. Local news goes,
• 2:25:07
  why is nobody watching us? Because you're the
• 2:25:09
  no fun police. They used to harbor it here. We
• 2:25:48
  think this is art. It could be worse, though.
• 2:25:51
  At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
• 2:25:56
  The masses, sports, you know, keep people from
• 2:25:58
  looking at their own lives and realizing how
• 2:26:00
  bad the facts they got, you know? I mean, if
• 2:26:04
  you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself orange
• 2:26:08
  and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I
• 2:26:11
  live in Cleveland. Did I just say he made these
• 2:26:21
  in a former life, you know? And then he's looking
• 2:26:23
  around at your tiny little house that you can't
• 2:26:24
  afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
• 2:26:26
  horrible little sloppy kids who all have diabetes
• 2:26:28
  by the time they're eight because they live on
• 2:26:30
  corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your
• 2:26:34
  big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
• 2:26:36
  you with her front butt spilling out over the
• 2:26:38
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  Cleveland. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
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  Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
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• 2:27:56
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• 2:27:58
  a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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  Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! $9 ,000 prostitute,
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• 2:28:40
  good, and if you got an albino, send her up,
• 2:28:42
  too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,
• 2:28:45
  so get them up here. I had, like, half a bottle
• 2:28:47
  of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
• 2:28:51
  of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!
• 2:29:11
  I got PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?
• 2:29:18
  Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just
• 2:29:22
  thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr.
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  Dre. God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid.
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  buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not that
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  specific. But why? That's how I met your great
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  I told you not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't,
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  never, verbally that man's name in the house
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  again. I don't think he said his name. I swear
• 2:30:39
  they were too busy banging to exchange business
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  cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox
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  neither. Sheriff says you race from down hell
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  down to the library. Yeah, you know I do. You
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  go strong or you don't go at all. Whoa, a real
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  live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New
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  look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.
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  And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's
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  Blow the candles out Blow the candles out Blow
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  right back. Shut up! Just got this bad new Gucci
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  bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt,
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  rank, yeah, I'm doing my thing Y 'all got so
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  many haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like
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  a mental patient, I floss like a dentist patient
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  This shit testin' my patience, this shit workin'
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  my nerves I'm gettin' spent in that money like
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  the church in the church Layin' on gay skin,
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  blowin' trish in the wind Just like, yeah, yeah
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  Whoppin' those tags, these diesels bustin' the
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  sand I'ma whip it when I'm going hard to get
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  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
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  it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it
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  like I do it like my birthday, I do it like it
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  worst way I'm a runner, mama, I am in the first
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  When I'm guilty, then I'm representing my own
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  y 'all. Gator, gator wars. Real, it's been a
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  nothing. I ain't even driving, I'm just parking
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  man that's in the fifties Don't fret, don't think
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  down on the floor We be good We be good We be
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  good Shawty, let me see you get loose. Let me
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  put no chasers in my drink. I want two hot liggas,
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  pal. Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all. Smoke, jang,
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  It's the first time I'm high. It's the first
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  time I smoke in like three months. I'm sorry,
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  mom. I had to do it to him. 40, I see you. I
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  swear it's like this every single time. Toronto,
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  I got you. I got us. I'm a hog. Gotta get along.
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  We get on the zone. We wish it be going right.
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  Well, I just flip into the wrong shit. I belong
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  to the artists I put on with Don't ever ask for
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  nothing Cause them niggas got their own shit
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  Me and Weezy like a mouth full of hot peppers
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  Black Ferrari with the red seats I call it playing
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  checkers And I'm never doing verses I'm forever
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  giving lectures If you're trying to meet with
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  money I'd be happy to connect ya Life is better
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  than it's ever been Scheduling million dollar
• 2:47:33
  meetings with the president Someone cut the lights
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  on Where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo Watch
• 2:47:39
  me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show show
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  for me and my people. And if you tryna zone,
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  I got a whole swish of sweet fool. Rappers all
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  liars and they women all deceitful. Added to
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  they subtract me, I'll never be an equal. Last
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  place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now. Weezy
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  told me just write every single thing you need
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  down. Then he got it for me and I'm happy as
• 2:48:00
  can be now. About to start balling like I'm coming
• 2:48:03
  off a rebound. Yeah, and I should have the most
• 2:48:06
  bragging rights because a nigga's spit cracked.
• 2:48:09
  Bag it tight. Ain't gonna Say they tryna get
• 2:48:11
  their swagger right Cause I'da came with more
• 2:48:14
  fire than a dragon fight You pussy ass hater,
• 2:48:17
  you should do you You ain't heard of me, then
• 2:48:19
  you should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean
• 2:48:21
  a red clue Wayne's here, su -woo Bet he felt
• 2:48:24
  that like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',
• 2:48:28
  I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
• 2:48:31
  seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
• 2:48:34
  to see him so sad I could sun you See a little
• 2:48:37
  me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
• 2:48:39
  to play up on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000
• 2:48:42
  to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny,
• 2:48:45
  banks like Ashley Burn it like a Camelite, stupid
• 2:48:48
  hoe, ask me But don't ask me shit about me And
• 2:48:52
  know the game really ain't shit without me She
• 2:48:55
  might have to pay me, but I dick her down free
• 2:48:58
  Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
• 2:49:00
  down to see Down to see I promise. I'ma bring
• 2:49:16
  that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners. And what
• 2:49:18
  I make up would fuck up your skin. I pick the
• 2:49:21
  fuck up and fuck up and fuck up again. I would
• 2:49:24
  fuck up your friend and suck up. That's when
• 2:49:26
  I put the bop up to him Then bop bop and bop
• 2:49:29
  bop and bop bop again Suck nut, you don't fuck
• 2:49:32
  your unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like Lubaderm
• 2:49:36
  on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up
• 2:49:39
  off my casso Dad who never had that dude Always
• 2:49:43
  had a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause
• 2:49:45
  bullies aren't bulletproof Red scarf hoodie too
• 2:49:48
  Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker
• 2:49:50
  The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
• 2:49:53
  good as you know I do everything better I get
• 2:49:55
  paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a
• 2:49:59
  bone. Like a dog, motherfucker, I am gone for
• 2:50:02
  your neck. Intercept, intercept, bring it back.
• 2:50:05
  Like work in the trunk and my exit coming up.
• 2:50:07
  Yeah, I am headed to the buck like buck, buck
• 2:50:10
  again. Might fly to L .A. and just fuck her in.
• 2:50:14
  Nah, fuck her in. Let's get bucks again and fucking
• 2:50:18
  spend them bucks and then just fuck her in. If
• 2:50:21
  I told you I'ma do it, I did it. Got my city
• 2:50:24
  on my feet. It's about to Boppa, let's get it,
• 2:50:26
  let's get it, motherfucker, what you waiting
• 2:50:28
  on? It is bottom in the best piston, I'm I'm
• 2:50:43
  too busy to play father and when it comes to
• 2:50:53
  the game I'm too willing to play harder so harder
• 2:50:55
  I do There he go, they check MVP when I shoot
• 2:51:00
  a free throw. CEO, that's what they do. The haters
• 2:51:04
  on their face and then their ass is a shoe. Faster
• 2:51:07
  than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc.
• 2:51:11
  I told you I get beat by the letter like A, B,
• 2:51:14
  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
• 2:51:20
  R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z. Yes, he rocks.
• 2:51:26
  We both wrote on detox That was just a footnote
• 2:51:30
  How long can he could go Wondering when he stop
• 2:51:33
  Bitch when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin'
• 2:51:36
  To the sheet rock Bend in the heat I send burnt
• 2:51:39
  skin The end Young Moolah baby Thank you. Thank
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  you. The laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mix
• 2:52:21
  and hoppy like fingers without rings. VHX to
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  FM, shout out to the street. As soon as sound
• 2:52:26
  will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the
• 2:52:29
  happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves
• 2:52:32
  fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy
• 2:52:35
  dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm.
• 2:52:38
  Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, life's buzzing,
• 2:52:46
  but the laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mix
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  Outro Music Clockwork to a show Now it's time
• 2:53:22
  to face the silence Like the TV on snow Riot
• 2:53:24
  Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void
• 2:53:27
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  Empty speakers dilatate But coming to an end
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  Like a rollercoaster stopping Round a river's
• 2:53:41
  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
• 2:53:44
  Now silence will remember Thoughts we can't rewind
• 2:53:46
  So the Hoppy hour is Laughter and joy is all
• 2:53:54
  it is. And like that, he's gone. You probably
• 2:54:30
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 2:54:33
  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts,
• 2:54:38
  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 2:54:47
  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
• 2:55:07
  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
• 2:55:11
  America. Door is closing.