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VAMPIRE'S KISS

EPISODE 232 – VAMPIRE’S KISS

“My theory is he did get bit by that bat and that he has rabies for the whole movie.”

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a CAGE MATCH!!!!! That’s right, a full roster of that magnificent bastard Nicolas Cage, starting off with the insane character study Vampire’s Kiss! This week, Brandon makes up for our previous negligence; Ashley immediately ruins Brandon’s offering; Brian has a werewolf confession; and Chris objects to everything Nic Cage puts in his mouth.

BTW: The Fartasses Defend Ashley’s Honor!

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Jennifer Beals, Maria Conchita Alonso…

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