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Gossip Girl: Pilot · Your One And Only Source

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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, and welcome for the first time ever, to your one and only source.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We are your hosts.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Phoebe, and my name is Caroline, and you guys, we are a gossip girl recap podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're a freaking gossip girl podcast now.
• 0:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And isn't that wonderful?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't this something new and exciting for all of you?
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was new and exciting for us, but I do think well guys before this we've recapped pretty little layers and we kind of got it down to a freaking science.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so now, I kind of had a tough time taking notes.
• 0:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did too.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But I think I was thinking back to how we started.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you haven't been here for the beginning, welcome.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should probably get to work.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have over 200 episodes you must catch up on, because I do feel like there's going to be a lot of lore that like transcends the show.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have one written down.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean, like, in my notes.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: The thing is, you guys, we've been recapping pretty little liars for actually three and a half years.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And one of the, like, I think best parts of our recaps is our world building.
• 1:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: We really kind of made the show our own.
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: People were like, the show's perfect on touch it.
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we were like, well, what if it could be improved upon them, that's kind of what we did?
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you're not familiar with that, you should go listen to the same things going to happen with gossip girl.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I was like thinking about when we first started pretty little liars.
• 1:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like we immediately found all the jokes.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I also think another reason I, this feels different is, there aren't the same kind of staples in this world as there are in Rosewood.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like Rosewood Times Square.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, there are.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: We just don't know it yet.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I do feel like when you think about the show and it's entirety, there are a lot of little places that they go that aren't
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: because New York is so big.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whereas in Rosewood, it's like Apple Rose Girl.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: True.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: These places that we, even the places that are weird, it's like, but we've gone here more than once, typically.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I will say I think some of the ones, and again, like, we're not going to know what is it going to be?
• 2:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what's going to stick out to us?
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: What we're going to create stories around and what's going to be funnier, whatever.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, we're just not going to know until it hits us in the front of the head.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that the, that's not the saying?
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just on the top of the head.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just right over the head.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's one of this.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's on the head.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just right over the head.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just not going to know, but I will say in episode in season one, like we're going to get the Met steps.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that's going to be one.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get the Palace Hotel.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, we're going to get the Waldorf penthouse.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to get places like this.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just going to feel a lot more spread out and a lot different.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We might get so much more who knows.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but I'm really excited.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I kind of have like first-aid jitters a little bit.
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: First-aid school vibes is what this feels like.
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's kind of goofy because we have already recap this pilot also.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I realize I have a lot of this pilot memorize.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: me too.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: On our Patreon for the last three years or whatever, we've been doing once him on the pilot recap of something else.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Gossip Girl was the first one we did because we decided pretty early on when we finished pretty little liars.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were going to pivot to Gossip Girl and I feel like I built it up so much but watching it, I was just like there's so much here.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like this show is a time capsule and a different way than in particular.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like I feel like pretty little liars could exist in New York.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's it's not tied down like a year.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: This feels very 2007, you know, the music they're playing.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the other thing like the music and pretty little liars.
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were great songs, but they were famous because they were on that show.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Gossip Girl, although it had a hand on making certain songs and artists' famous, like some of these songs will be already new and loved.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it does go, how the fuck did they pay for all this music?
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've always thought that.
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 3:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The amount of music that they did.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it really, really adds to the show.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just think like there's so much about this.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: What also like part of gossip grow was that it was so it felt so current, but also it was always almost ahead of stuff.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so these songs, it needed, it being said in New York, being like that, it needed to
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: go through a library of songs and be like, well, what fits here is the cheapest right I was reading up a little bit about on like how they created and how they did the music and they really wanted like a blend of really current kind of pop hits and indie rock and I feel like the indie rock scene is where we really see the impact the show had where it's like
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: They took these out like who knows of some of these songs if I think they're so iconic because They played on the show first, and that's how they got iconic or if they already were in the show took them like I don't even really know But it's exciting and that so What makes sense to us with the way that we're gonna approach this show?
• 4:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna do our typical beat by beat recap So we're gonna get in the weeds and if you are looking for like a
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: summary that kind of glosses over the plot.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: This just isn't the show for you because we are getting in there, but two, two days a month, we're going to revisit some of the pop culture moments from the time of the show.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: So our first Tuesday episode is going to be December 9.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think is the day December 9 and we're going to be talking about from episodes one and two, the music.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: What was going on in the world in September 2007, which is when this premiered.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: What was going on behind the scenes, just sort of like what the pop culture was like music fashion, things like that.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we didn't really have that with pretty little layers as much.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: There were the occasional like pop culture reference, but we could kind of just take care of it in the recap.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But with these, we really want to get in there.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's going to be what our Tuesday episodes shift to.
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And instead of every single week, those are going to be twice a week.
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the last one.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Twice a month.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Twice a month.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: and then our Patreon is going to shift content as well.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you're going to see more of our like reality TV pop culture discussions over there.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if that was something that you loved from the Pretty Little Podcast, it still exists.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just in a different place.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're probably already there if you loved it.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it shouldn't be too much of a change for you.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: But make sure you're following us on Instagram and TikTok and everything so that you can stay up to date on all of that.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: and tune in every Thursday for our gossip girl recaps and then two twos is a month for our pop culture.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Deep dives.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't think of anything else we really need to say before we dive in.
• 6:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Meet you there.
• 6:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, if you guys don't know where sisters.
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I wanted them to get to the first time.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You wanted them to guess.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wanted them to figure out how they're either sisters or mortal enemies.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm between and not that.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's kind of synonym.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know keep thinking that.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of the same thing.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I just mean, you know, sisters are kind of, you're, you're built in best friend and foe.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Friend of me a little bit.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Friend of mine.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Friend of mine.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Friend of mine.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually what you, like, under company in the contact card for you, my phone does say, front of me's ink.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just because I'm like, I want to just want to know if I run an accident and they look to my phone and they saw if you'd be kind of like, oh, same last name.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh, front of me is so maybe you should call somebody else.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how fast your Kelly is.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're probably in Caroline's phone as ice.
• 7:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, not my husband, not my mom.
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's Kelly.
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's Kelly.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if you don't know who Kelly is, again, these are things you need to go listen to our first podcast.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can really get up today because the
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: you have some work to do, but it's okay.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome, we take you where you are, we meet you where you are.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the fat one is.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, maybe her one's a fucking alien.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just nervous as a heck.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm nervous as all heck has all got out as well.
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those are the way that you've said those two like phrases, the first, the,
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hit you right on top of the head and then this one is like an alien trying to like fit in by like they've heard a couple human sayings a couple times So they're like man that that's just hit me right on the top of the head.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Phoebe.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Phoebe.
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe stop the line my fucking cover What do we just say about front of me is by the way?
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Jason point front of me zinc is is a party of one and it's well-staffed No, I need one party party one, but it's not it's tough.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She does the work of many
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so let's just get into it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's start our recap.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This premier September 19th, 2007, Wednesday, 9 p.m. Wow.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: 9 p.m. thought was like, okay, porn.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you know what I mean?
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like 9 p.m. thought was like, okay, we're not in Kansas anymore.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was like 8 p.m. Tuesdays, pretty little liars, 9 p.m. Wednesdays, C.W.
• 8:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: 9 p.m. Sundays, HBO, nudity.
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sheesh, sheesh.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so this was like soft core porn.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I do feel like that's also kind of like free form as middle school.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you don't be like late high school college.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you're 40 years old.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're 40 years old.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've seen it all.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you've actually seen it all nothing can shock you anymore.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Young folks, which is like one of my favorite songs on Paul Annette.
• 9:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I agree.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: This was the perfect song.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, are you aware of the app or the like game music league?
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's this really fun thing where you like get a bunch of people.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: You get like a group of friends or whatever and you have different challenges.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like choose the best song for like your morning commute.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, choose a good song for a workout, whatever something like that.
• 9:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you send it to all your friends and you all choose a song that connects to your Spotify so you can like go through your playlist you choose a song.
• 9:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you put it in and you can add a little comment and then everybody votes on like which song they think is the best it makes a playlist for you So you can listen to all of them and then you see like who won and you can do all these different rounds It's very fun.
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like you and your friends would really like it So we're doing it right now and for morning commute.
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I put young folks because I was like that is such a good morning commute song the drums That was so long also time to pretend by MGM.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no that is really good And I feel like MGMT was also like very much featured in class of girl
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I literally would like, I wasn't watching the show live because I wasn't allowed actually fun fact.
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even remember when I got into gossip girl, but I do remember being a middle school.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think I was like, it's embarrassing.
• 10:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I was in the eighth grade when this happened.
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I remember purchasing because for some reason why did we think that if you bought something on iTunes, nobody ever saw it and nobody ever got charged.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember those days?
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, definitely.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think it was like we could play dome.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Every song was a dollar or 24, they used to be 99 cents, inflation in my guy.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: 199, and then you could buy TV shows and stuff.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so I bought like an episode of Gossip Girl.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was the slumber party episode, which is sort of the stay one of my favorites.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I mentioned to our babysitter at the time and I was like, oh my God, I'm watching Gossip Girl freaking love it, blah, blah.
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was like, oh my God, I love Gossip Girl.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, guess what Anne turned her out and did, told mom.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes and by the way, she shouldn't be watching this.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not appropriate.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom lost it.
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom was like, how could you be doing this?
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And actually, now I know it was eighth grade because shortly after this happened, we went to Hollywood California for a wedding and we're driving down the street.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I've told this story before.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we see a billboard that's like your mother's worst nightmare.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's Serena and Nate on the bar at the Shepherd wedding.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Mom was like, wow, see, see, and was looking out for you.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And was right.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, yeah, it was definitely me.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So when I finally got to watch it in high school at some point, it was like, what a breath of fresh air.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: But also the marketing they were doing, that was a head of X time.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So good.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: The like anti anti encouraging marketing.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that was like not.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: being done and there were actual full blogs that were like moms like that were like moms against gossip girl like they're really full like I'm not kidding like forums like this is the most disgusting they're Regina Jordan writing about herself and she was like bugly slut you're not talking about gossip girl like they fucking hated the show but I don't remember why I started talking about that
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were talking about when we started watching it.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, because it wasn't watching it live.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we would go, I mean, I would go look at like music blogs and see where they listed every single song that was played and immediately add them to my playlist, and then I would make the mix tapes for the carpool and everything.
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guarantee you music tastes so good.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was like, duh, it's not.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not anyone else's taste, it's just mine.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't but all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own, all my own,
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: but it doesn't feel like you don't like the way that they scored the show is really, really well done.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we start with young folks, these sweeping views of Manhattan kind of giving us the lay of the land, and we get our iconic view of our Ick Girl Serena Van der Witzen having what I believe to be her Vienna moment head on the window of the train pulling into New York City.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's killing me.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think this is because of how you watch the show.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, like how we're going to watch it now for the first time ever, like we're going to watch it in a different way than we ever have before and you notice so many things about the blocking and the way that we start is the same way we end yes I know it's reverse it's the mirror image of each other.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get two shots like that, one, one Serena walks into Grand Central Station and she walks up to the balcony and she's overlooking.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get that again right before her and Dan's first state and then at the very end in the taxi.
• 13:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get this this moment and it's kind of just gorgeous.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't either.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really a gorgeous pilot.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's something that this hasn't common with pretty little liars, maybe it's a Warner Bros thing.
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: But even the way that they do the flashback later is similar to the way they do the flashbacks,
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, us, when we don't know Ali in the show, it's like, even we feel a warmth at that time because of the way that they edit it.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And with this, they're able to be like, you feel drunk, like, man's real ass.
• 14:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, this is a glowy sort of filter on it.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, back, yeah, backlighting can look good every wicked critics.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and hey, shut up, I'll wicket by the way.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, everyone is talking shit on wicket.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I'm tired of it.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I miss the times where people didn't feel like they had to say that they hated it.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care what you think about it.
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And me, my, you and I are literally having a podcast telling everybody what we think about actually everything, but I don't care what other people think.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, we'll see good opinions.
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I was about to say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all, and I was like, unless I don't need that on tape.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unless your fee be your Caroline.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and okay, call me a hypocrite.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't get a fuck.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't hear you.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not one dimensional.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I contain multitudes, babe.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know who kind of is one dimensional, though?
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a ring of envy.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a ring of envy, what's in?
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was listening to them talking about this show, and they were like, well, Serena is sort of the character that, like,
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's the every girl noted and not say that.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: She flits through life and she just like hurts people's feelings and ruins their lives and just doesn't even notice it.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, that pretty much something else in her brain.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: She still is the victim in the best person.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we get our first gossip girl voice over, laying the land, of course.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, situating us in the upper east side, which is funny because I didn't realize this with the palace hotel where a lot of this takes place is in midtown Manhattan, not the upper east side.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and did you know fun fact they all lived at the palace or tell while they were starting to film.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: They did.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I read that.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they say did a big hotel.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: They say did a big fancy hotel and they said it was interesting because they were seeing like
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: This wasn't that far off from the lie that a lot of the young rich kids are, I mean, you think about next gen and why see low key like one hundred percent.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like unscrupulous.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because he was the Chuck West, but also like I feel like when he was younger, he was in this scene of a hundred percent people.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I totally agree with you.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think one thing that's interesting is like every single person who's in this the main character is except for Eric.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, none of them are from New York and it was something that the producers were like not sure about because they were like we really want the show to like feel like New York And we don't know if LA transplants can like give us that that feeling and Mary Beth Rohn would say they can't Mary Beth Rohn was a and you're right about that
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but I think they did such a good job, but it's like, they were living in that hotel Experiencing New York for the first like can you imagine they were like it was like summer camp You go and you're all best friends and you're going out and you're doing all this crazy shit I mean, it can't even imagine like it probably was like the first and not that my first week of college was literally anything like this But the way that others talk about their first week of college.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it probably felt like that for like over and over again Yeah, they didn't
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: anticipating the responsibility of what was coming.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then also getting to do all this fun stuff for the bunch of people you've just met.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're kind of anonymous.
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah exactly no rules.
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: No rules at all for anybody characters or the real actors.
• 17:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So our first classic real voice over by the way, Kristen Bell, I found out she they like audition hundreds of people.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She went an asked if she could read for it because she'd like love for the books and she wanted to do it so bad.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was it on their list though?
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did she do it after Veronica Morris?
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, she's already like Kristen Bell.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chase Crawford, there's a video of him being like, and I'm actually like a personal fan of Kristen Bell.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I was really happy with that choice.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just like, did they hook up?
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chase?
• 17:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, right.
• 17:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was going.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chase Crawford just is Nate Archibald.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like,
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying, sometimes it's like, I don't mean to, I'm not trying to take away from his acting prowess, but like, part of me is like every interview I see of him and like, but that's, you weren't acting.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's just, you know, I'll be, totally.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I, I really believe that like some of the best actors in the show are late and me, sir, and Ed Westwick.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Encrystable.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Encrystable, of course.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, let's not under my voice acting.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, voiceovers are tough.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she really killed in the fact that like nobody knew who it was.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because it does set, I mean, and especially, obviously, I was so young when that happened, but I remember when I found that out, it was around the time of frozen, I think.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like the God difference.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, I mean, I was six when this came out.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like by the time frozen happened I was like in sixth grade to the 11.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just feel like frozen came out yesterday It feels like you know what I mean.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had that movie memo rides a little back still too.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm your sister
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: There are, there are two lines in this episode that like the delivery, simultaneously makes me cringe so much, but also like because of that feeling, and I get every time I'm like that, they are, I call.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It eats, it just, there's actually so many lines in this show, and this first episode, and I realized that there are so many lines.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's so, guys, they're talking.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: The first episode is based on the first book.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is, that is like.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: The whole book?
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then they pretty much stray from it.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like the first episode is like this is like first book vibes and fun fact.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Chuck one thing that are as a watching as I'm like, oh my god, like, Trump is kind of the as reload.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I used to be such a Chuck and Blair stand and I don't know how I'll feel like on this.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I never was, but I was never charmed by Chuck, not even not even just because he's like terrible in the beginning, but I mean, as people started and because I watched it is very different than how you watched pretty little.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I basically knew I knew Blair and Chuck ended up together and I remember watching him being like,
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's yeah, and then I put about taste my mouth, but then when he starts to be good, the one thing I think that he did, the prom votes I do love that scene, they're just like, but I and then the Empire state building, I that episode, yeah, but what I will say is like, I just, I don't think Ed Westwick was Ed Westwick was very cute.
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I totally agree with you.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think for me, I did not get it.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did not think he was cute.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, like, all those things, like, beginning of this fucking, like, Pete went's hair now.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not a human.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it is, it's giving Pete went's.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it's also giving the leads.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And why didn't nobody know the lead singer's name a fallout boy, but everybody knew the basis.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good, hot.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kind of hilarious though.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's hard as fuck.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Typically, like, the basis is, I would say, overlooked in situations like this.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unless they're,
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And let's say unless we're in guideline or in their hot and a really tight graphic tea And it's not about ends of getting dreams.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, then you could pretty much get it back any time you wanted and what black nails
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay, everyone is acting like painting your nails as a guy was as edgy in 2025.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, hello, they've been like sugarburg going down swinging.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you look for what you you find what you look for.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, exactly.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now we've said it.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I've been trying to find the perfect picture of that scene so I can get the perfect sticker of that and it just isn't working of what scene.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now we said that we've said it of Camille.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is that from?
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said, oh my god, oh my god.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, and hey, new people, that is completely out of character, which is open.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, de please don't able not happen.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Especially because the Caroline is the one who's at it.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Caroline thought that was a quote from us.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Caroline doesn't know.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't, but we've just, it's taken on so many lives.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, you know what I mean?
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I can't say it without seeing Camille go.
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now we've set it.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're right.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, now I see her at the head of the table.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're not on the table.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're sitting at the table.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they're sitting at the table.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're right.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Caroline's do for a rewatch.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I obviously that's good.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is fucking humiliating.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: No grammar.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe there was no plane.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what this is giving, I'm sorry, but apparently in the beginning the plan was for Chuck to fully be a villain and to fully be evil.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why I compared him to Ezra because I think they, but only for the first episode and then they were like, oh, we really like him and we want.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: to keep him around.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like the on he starts on such shit.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: You kind of could have kept that going for him.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's he could have stayed on the show and been fully the antagonist for the entire show.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: You didn't have to be dealing with the main character that everyone's on.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: But well, here's the other thing.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is they also were like Blair supposed to be like Perival.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But late and me share so that is so crazy of the time I know because we have our you see how are Yeah, and we have our Blake lily Serena of her would send and it's like okay, and then we have Elena Gilbert of course And don't forget Jordan sin, but they're first name from secret life of the American do you know Amy Amy Jordan, don't forget The boring girls came out on top
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, boring girls who fain to be an interesting yes, by getting pregnant dating their teacher going to boarding school Or dating a vampire literally none of that is interesting at all to me.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not mate interest and not peaked.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, pack it up American Eagle bootlegs
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pack it up, Camus all under your D. Pack it up.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pack it up straight in hair.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It smells like burning.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It smells like burning, actually.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but Layton Meester found.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were like, she found so much nuance and Blair.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that we didn't really even see.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, and I really feel like I see that so many moments here.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Making me think that episode.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's honestly very similar to how Ariana's been treating Glinda.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we're like she not that I think John and Chu or anybody that's ever touched like it has ever thought that there was a nuance to Glinda but I do think that it's easy to probably play her in a very kind of one-of-one way and Ariana took so much care and I think and it's for Layton to do it for
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: seven years, it's impossible not to.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And probably boring.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: If they want you to be like, just the mean girl, it's boring as fuck.
• 24:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it like, it's almost like her way of ensuring that she was given great material, you know, by being so great, it's like, well now we have this tool we can play with as writers, you know, I'm looking at this and I'm like, well, late and it's capable of doing so much.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So why would we limit her to just being the civil girl?
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe there's their shit going on that's like resulting in who she is.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think there's so many unspoken little facial expressions and things like that in this episode where it's like, I feel like wait and knew where it was.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, immediately from a very early age.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So our first, our first voice over, of course, starts with our.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to find it.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to find it in my voice.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Christian Bell in my voice.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Upper East Sideers.
• 24:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that was a little bit.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was pretty good.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need to try.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I'm not a girl here.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was pretty good.
• 24:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I have the biggest news ever.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you covering your face real offing on me?
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm trying to, I'm trying to picture.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay, do it again.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of my many sources, Melanie 91 sends us this spotted at Grand Central, Bags in Hand, Serena Vanderwitzen.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was it only a year ago?
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Our, it girl mysteriously disappeared for quote, boarding school, and just as suddenly, she's back.
• 25:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't believe me, see for yourselves.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lucky for us, Melanie 91 sent proof.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for the photo, Mel.
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was pretty good.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was a little bit of Lisa Barlow in there.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: The horse-ness, sorry, yeah.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, and I think some of the, some of the OR sounds.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, I'll work on it.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'll keep where I'll get better and better every time.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And thank you for taking my notes well.
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, don't, because guys, hang on that forever, guys.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: That could have been the end of the episode.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Seems like I'm in a good headspace today.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that could change in the next few seconds.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it doesn't have to change.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't, oh my god, oh my god.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, also Melanie 91 and a mode vibes.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: massive Edna mode vibes guys Melanie anyone and we need a page into this because like I wonder if like we'll see these people again You know what I mean?
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we shouldn't even realize it.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's like I mean we kind of like yeah, we got to know Barry Maple
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who?
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the police officer.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've completely wiped my brain at pretty little irons.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It would appear.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I never can't.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I just watched it the other day.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just, it's so funny.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is walking through Grand Central Station and Melanie 91 at the mode, bitch.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holds up her camera that it was walking.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the world's adoption.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were actually, this was the director's notes from Melanie 91.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, she's in the script as Melanie 91.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, we couldn't get Lindsey Shaw.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We couldn't get Paige McCuller's, because she was busy doing pretty little liars, but we need to know that she was here.
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: At first point, I feel like she was doing fucking neds to class if I could.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I was just commenting on the haircut.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was a little bit more.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: What I'm saying is that the director was saying, have you ever seen Mean Girls?
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just pretend you are, like, you're the girl who says I saw Virginia George and canceled flip flop.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Army pants and flip flops, yeah.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, totally.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's so funny.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, sorry, lose your vibes.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, Melon, if anyone lose your vibes, but you know who's not lose your vibes and you know who's out what I freaking love?
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've always loved this album.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is classic.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's got this is actually very, because I probably tried to recreate this for school when I, when I was, guys, and for those, oh, this is great for the new listeners.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just get to the league cap.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: my whole life of achievement.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, great, I had an eighth grade.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I won Best Rush, which, hey, surprise, it was all.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Surprise, it was all.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't at the time.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what's funny is like, you won Best Rush in eighth grade.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I won Best Rush as a senior in college at at school.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And mom couldn't fucking believe her ears for me as a senior.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think she could for you.
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I, I wanted it.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw it out my eighth grade.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom was also providing your wardrobe.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So mom absolutely hated how I dressed in college.
• 27:52
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was getting, not my grandmother.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was getting just for work, and I texted Joel and I said, sometimes you just gotta put on an outfit.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know your mom, but absolutely hate.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, okay, yes.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, Blair Waldorf gets her.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which mom hearing this, she's gonna melt into the ground into this verse.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's actually like, you're actually going by now.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: You went, you went to work and something you didn't think I'd like.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's, baby, we didn't talk about that.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: She'd be, that is not okay.
• 28:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, I didn't think to approve.
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Babe.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Babe.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Babe.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, she's wearing a navy and white striped boat neck, like three quarter lengths.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's what she's just me.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would have worn a crew neck.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I hate a boat neck.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's got a camel colored leather coat over this.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she's got a yellow neck tie now.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't see you in the yellow neck tie.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, because her place out the yellow fedora.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't have taken that risk.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I would have wanted to.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's the thing about that.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would have thought about it.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's what the average girl was like, I want to.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I can't.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena was like, I want to, so I'm going to.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And who cares?
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm starting a trend.
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it really is the cutting the holes in your tank top.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you have a purple bra on your margin.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm starting to draw that sort of that.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there is.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And frankly, sorry, guys.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a Blake Lively Safe podcast.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the most likeable parts of Serena are the things that read the most like Blake Lively.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like there was no other person that could have played this role.
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: But they had to absolutely speak the way that she speaks.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, one, I have to go.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought that was like a choice.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't believe that's how she talks.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not gonna lie.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Blake, cannot believe that's how you talk.
• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, I re-watched and this is how I say it today.
• 29:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I stand by it.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think the movie's pretty good.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't hate the movie.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I honestly don't, but it's just so hard to watch it.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now it's so shrouded and craziness.
• 29:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I do, like, Blake Lively did just have like a chokehold on like the girl of the early 2000s, you know?
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she just like says you're gonna traveling pants.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now that's pre-nosed job and she's still did it for us.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like we were like, this is totally believable, you know?
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everything.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena, now is standing on the balcony overlooking Grand Central Station.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has the iconic photo taken of her, and then she's replaced by Rufus Humphrey, who is calling for his children, Dan and Jenny.
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Otherwise notice, freaking lonely boy and little dry.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: little Jay.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know we like go through our ups and downs with a journey.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Love her this episode.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love her in the beginning.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I yeah, he's so sweet and I love Taylor Momson.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think she is one of the most beautiful actresses.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I just I love that she's she's doing her thing right now.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so she's out in the press a little bit more and hearing the way that she talks about not the show.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not gossip
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which I'm like, be grateful, show some respect.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the way she talked about the doing the Grinch, like I don't know, I just expected it to not look back at time, maybe fondly, but she talked about it so positively, and she had so much fun with Jim Carrer and so cute.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think about it.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, so cute.
• 31:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I love that so much.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Dan and Jenny, we're visiting their mom over the weekend.
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: We find out pretty quickly, Rufus and Allison Humphrey are separated at the moment, and Rufus is like very much wanting to die.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is it?
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's fine.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Rufus says she's fine as in like never should have left man.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hatten fine or she's fine like taking a break for my marriage for the best decision I ever made.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they literally just look at them.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, so I'm starving.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm hungry.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: They like won't answer it.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I always look crazy and I just look like the buzz cut.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so they're so I don't know why we had but nobody come down so far They're like mutting up so much and I just watched this is 40 for the first time.
• 31:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what a gift
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love them.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: That I'm so good.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's mod appatown.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Iris Apatown.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are unbelievably good in that.
• 32:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually in that sort of a really good home.
• 32:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am very glad.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did it right now.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Think about how much fun they would have in but Iris Apatown is.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: So good.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so cute.
• 32:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so good.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mod appathouse thing with lost so much on me.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's and when at the very end when they've all when they they're all fighting and they're at the dinner table and I was up at there like I was up at how goes and leaves and she comes into the room.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: They share their bathroom and she has the iPad for mod and she she's like here
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's in like, she's in like a big T-shirt and they're so cute together sisterhood is so good when they're like What does it?
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think Leslie man and Paul Rudder like they're trying to have sex or she's a blowing em or something and they're like Screaming at each other outside and it's I'm sorry.
• 32:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so fucking bad.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're actually sisters and like was this even scripted
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: literally they're trying to fill the blow drop scene in the girls just won't shut the club.
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was probably like wait cameras up.
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even rolling, even rolling, even rolling.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the only reason I brought that up was because I love Paul Rudd's haircut in that.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he has the same real is where they like in his sideburns come down super far and they have like it's almost like 70s.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Very much.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's what they do.
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: 70s are a pride in prejudice era.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dancy's Serena and the crowd and this is where Gossip Girl coins the nickname for him lonely boy.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need to decide are we going to come right out and talk about who Gossip Girl is?
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think we should because I want to talk about the still that we get of him.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, because I do like feel bad because there are people like our mother who has never watched the show.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, but it doesn't make sense who it is, is the thing.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, and also the different it would be different if
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: If we had done pretty little layers, me both knew who A was and we decided that is so different.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause now it's a mystery right now.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: But gossip bro, that's not it was like, oh, who's gossip bro gonna be, but it wasn't like who's A. Yeah, no, that was everything.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Everything else is like who's who's naked in that way.
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like that's not it was just a different kind of show.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I feel like
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: they'll keep watching the show even if they know who got some girls.
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think so too.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And because you guys have to.
• 34:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And actually, because you don't have a fucking choice, Anthony and I just watched it his first time watching it.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he got it spoiled.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we got, well, he, he did guess it, but he did also get it spoiled for him.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because, is it penned baggly or penned badly?
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I say badly.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I say badly too.
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like not totally sure for people to do it every other kind of way.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, he was really giving me the egg.
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And John Tucker must die.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: His character actually gave me that major egg.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fair and John Tucker must die, but not in like EZA.
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, a great, a great totally a great.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're even like, okay, I'm not like a Joe Apologist.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he's the creepiest fucking guy ever, but the way that they dressed and styled him in you, yeah.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: is being no I agree totally agree and honestly it is giving Dan Humphrey just growing up if like things have gone a little bit differently for him.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's just choke over like yeah especially with how we find out things ended up exactly.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we also find out right away that Dan is in love a Serena somehow because the gossip girl says can't believe the love of his life has returned.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey Dan, that's crazy.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey Dan, but also writing this about yourself is you're putting
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, it sounds crazy.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't make any sense as the show goes on.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's sort of the way that the A reveal doesn't really make sense.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: They say, do they say they knew that it was him?
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because the only reason I'm confused is because that shot does make it look like it's very much.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if initially they wanted it to be him and then they were like moving away from that and they went back because they're just so many moments that it's like, okay, Dan, you're not sending that tip to gossip girl.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not posting that about your sister.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like there's certain things and just like you're not doing that about your girlfriend.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not doing that stuff and then everything turns out fine.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and it's just like it changes who you are as a person.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: If like you're doing that, it's redemption at the end.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, so anyway, we'll get into all that.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get the first mention of Lairball to Earth.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: We go to Lairball by Beyonce, sort of, to play.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So fucking, oh, I think it's not a girl.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's, it has that little string thing.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it kind of sounds like, but I don't think it actually is that I think it's
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it a Rihanna song?
• 36:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rihanna?
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rihanna?
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: If it's up in the two one, come on.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's up.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called like, I don't know what it's got.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe love and or something.
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that's what's playing.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we go to Blair Waldorf's house and everyone is getting texts about Serena, I mean, back, like the updates.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But here's what's weird to me, because Blair gets a two and they get texts and it's from UESGRL 17.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is back with the picture ever.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: but that's like we got this whole gossip girl post and like is this somebody else who's like texting them or is this maybe like or maybe it's like I don't know how the technology worked at the time but maybe it was a little bit like
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gossip Girl could set it up so that every time she posted a blog, there was an abbreviated video.
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, maybe.
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: It sent us a text.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need to pay attention and see if they're all coming from Upper East Side Girl 17, you know, but God, I can't even hear it, I'm going to turn it just funny.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we are going to definitely be giving intern internships out at Gossip Girl Academy.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are, we are, me and Phoebe, we're giving those out.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, in the show, we're gonna be like, this is like an internship, like this person is an intern, you'll find out, baby, just talk about it.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're literally gonna be long for the idea of will find out.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we've got the song, baby, we're gonna play, we've got all the old school ring tones.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've got like the chat or something.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just, obviously, I understand that this show is quite literally about a cyber bully.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: However, it does make me long for this time when phones were like this.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, like seeing all the different kind of phones.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, everyone had different kinds of phones.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it wasn't just like only iPhones, but this was the year the iPhone came out, by the way.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh wow.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like to see everybody with, we've got blackberries, we've got side kicks, we've got chocolates, raisers, like everyone has been different and it's epic, and I love it.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I love how the text looked, and I love how the ring tones sound, and I just like, I miss it.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love the way they would text.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just, I love it all.
• 38:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I miss it the way everything looked.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I agree.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: We meet Eleanor Waldorf who is replaced in the next episode swiftly, but I love her outfit.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's wearing like this long kind of tiered black Maxi skirt, formal, and then she's got a white button down tucked in with a huge collar.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, pop collar, chunky necklaces.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: She looks so chic, and we see Blair who looks adorable, and right away we like.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: immediately clocked this relationship with the Steinand McWitching Blair her mom because your mom was like a player.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're going to wear one of my designs, at least tell me so we can get it all turned and it's like go fuck yourself because she says that in front of her friend and then she walks away with her friend and says she's my best advertiser.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's almost also like a
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some insight into like the relationship like what Blair hears from her mother and how her mother actually feels about her but will never let Blair know that you know like it's like Blair only hears the criticism and she leaves but like you know Ellen or loves Blair but she's just like it's a lot harder for her to show it.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's important to know to remember that Blair already knows Serena's back in town.
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she's the guy next.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who we're about to meet does not know that.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the impetus for her to do what she's about to do.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate is talking to his dad and that's got the captain, by the way, which is, hey, that's trademarked.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, trademarked by the conical family.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are calling our dad a captain.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was a captain in the Marine Corps.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've heard of it.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's what my kids will be calling him.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's what we'll be calling him.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's just that.
• 39:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's just that.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but he can't even make ends to be at school and them to be like we're going to captains.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to grandma's house and then they're going to be.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is a grandpa?
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's never a grandpa.
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: My kids in the back of class, like, raises their hand to me teacher.
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's a grandpa?
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a grandpa.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the teacher, like, something like that.
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks the worst.
• 40:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we realize here that like the, the, the expectations too for like these families run so high.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Nate's whole family, they're like, Dartmouth people.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Nate's talking to his dad's friends and they're like,
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we're going to go to school and he's like, well, I haven't really decided and he's always like, I'm, yes, you have.
• 40:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he goes, well, actually, I was thinking I would look out west.
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you see, LA weed's legal there.
• 40:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's basically, like, his vibe and his parents, every like, well, everything, Dartmouth is ringing around my head.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, we talked about this a million fucking time.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Every time he talks to his dad, it's giving like, um, well, I kind of had this idea and it sounds like, hey, no more of that.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair comes and interrupt Sam and grabs Nate and she's like, excuse me captain.
• 40:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have to steal me for a second.
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Chuck calls Nate and we see Chuck like he's got Coddy and is on him.
• 40:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's in a pile of women, a pile of freaking women of of broads.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's trying to get Nate to go smoke and like mime smoking a joint and Blair pulls him into a room out.
• 41:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: What I want to say is this room, Blair is directly like there is one one piece of wood separating you from the party and think you're about to go
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: in this room because the door even locked like, you know what I mean?
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, this is crazy.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she knows it.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so she goes in the room and they're like, all right, let's throw down.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair wants to lose her virginity.
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to do.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to let's do it.
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do this.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: It.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now you want to wait.
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now I'm ready.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm ready.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they start and she's like, I love you, Nate Archibald, always have, always will.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like she said this moment scripted.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's why.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, because they've been dating since kindergarten, which they will remind us over and over again.
• 41:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he looks at her and it's just like so clear like, he doesn't love her.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he like loves her, but he doesn't, he's not in love with her.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's obsessed with Serena, and it's just like obvious from the get-go.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what makes worse is that we go outside, and what goes around comes around by Justin Timberlake starts to play, and Serena's with the freaking party.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: She comes upstairs, she runs into her mom, we meet Lily, she's talking about how the Mara calming that this guy offered to the match her furniture, which makes me think she's talking about Rufus here.
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: because later on when she goes to the art law.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, are you still looking for it to go with your new furniture?
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
• 42:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's the other thing is I'm like, Lily and Rufus, and I never thought this before because I never really cared about their relationship.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: They like our meant for each other.
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I don't even think they end up together.
• 42:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: But they are like,
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: They just are obsessed with each other and they are those old flames, and it's like, they will pay any excuse to go see each other.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: But the fact that their kids don't even know about their history is kind of insane.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's even more telling.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're like, I can't even get it.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like what you guys love.
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're no one's unfinished.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you'll know that I still love him.
• 42:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's just like the way that they even talked to each other.
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: They just always had this little smirk under everything they say.
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's, it's, it's really good.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Serena walks in and also Chuck before this hears the Serena's back.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he says good things were getting a little dull around here.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the way they cut it, he says that immediately.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: We go outside and what goes around comes around starts.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's so good.
• 43:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the door man also checks her out as she walks in.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't do that.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, don't do that.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena's about to buy Eleanor Waldorf right away and her mama immediately or Eleanor immediately knocks on Blair Jordan is like, Blair!
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Blair!
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: The cut so you know she's in there.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: The cut we get is of them starting to potentially fornicate and and a a shot of a picture of Blair and Serena on Blair's bedside table.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which I also need to point out like, this isn't Blair's room.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it never would be right, but it also makes me think like It makes it's one of those little moments and I'm just like, because Why the fuck does Lary still have that picture next to her nightside table?
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena just, I mean, she was Blair knows she was betrayed by Serena, but she doesn't know the extent to which she was betrayed by Serena.
• 44:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even if it was just that Serena left for a year and didn't even tell you and just left and like never spoke to you again, and then you had the year that you had Blair it's like the fact that this picture is still right there shows me to that like Blair loves and needs Serena so much even though like this really what's also something that I should like we see in her relationship with their parents of like yes,
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So quickly one right speaking again right and like honestly because I think it's like Serena was the girl and I will never understand the opportunity and now Blair's like oh my god like she just seeing her life flash before her I she's gonna lose her boyfriend she's gonna lose her social right she's gonna lose her friends like everything and I just don't understand who we ever saw I know Blair says mean stuff but like
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: off the gate.
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena's the one who did the fucked up stuff.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I Blair is like willing to forgive her.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, when we talk about this, like, I want to go in on Serena.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I just can't believe it.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this moment makes me so sad and letting me start acting as so good to say.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what's
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: The rain is back.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what?
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like pulling himself away from our media.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, that's right.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's cool.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kiss me.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kiss me.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like meanwhile.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's showing.
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: She knows already new screen.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was back.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh my God.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, no, don't you want to go say hi?
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 45:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: This line.
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, don't you want to go say hi?
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ah.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there's like.
• 45:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then she starts putting her, and she starts putting herself out of her face like the pain on her face.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's so good.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm obsessed with this moment that we get out here.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: They get dressed, they're going to go say hi.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate walks out of the door and like locks eyes with Serena and then we have a door open in between them and it's Blair and she's staring at Nate.
• 46:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like she sees Nate's face looking at Serena and you know she's like, he's never fucking looks at me like that.
• 46:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she turns to see what he's looking at.
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fucking Serena.
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and it's giving, it's giving, we need Megan Albedrest who immediately watch this, or she can eat it, so she can do her Blake lively face, because Blake lively is doing that classic like her purse that's like, yeah, it's so crazy.
• 46:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: But for this, we forgot to mention because we started her out, Rufus, when Lily and Serena are talking, Serena is like, so where is he?
• 46:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: and as if they let him out yet all this stuff and she's like let's not talk about that here and let's yeah I just wanted you to see your friends and she's like no I'm gonna go see yeah so we find out there's like a reason Serena is back and we'll find out what that is
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Blair, though, she does fake it so perfectly.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she does the look at name, and she sees Serena, and you just see, like, disgust on her face, which makes me wonder, like, did she know about the Shepard wedding?
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I, you know what I mean?
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe not specifically, but I do think she thought that they did something.
• 47:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think, I don't know how you don't realize your boyfriend and best friend.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your boyfriend's in love with your best friend, cause I don't think Serena ever,
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what's even worse is like Serena wasn't fucking in love with Nate when they did what they did like Nate had been Pining over Serena forever like it's not that I forgive him more, but I'm just like I don't forgive it's it's evil, but I am like
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's worse to me that Serena like didn't want to be with me.
• 47:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she just did it to do it.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she didn't actually We're as many like she's really so far.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah exactly.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so then Blair literally like changes her face and she's a cool.
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: My god, and it's like this perfect, like it's so good.
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so he's like, by the way, I'm out.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Phoebe, I would set myself on fire.
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: If my best friend left for a year came back, I was in the middle of doing the deed with my boyfriend for the first time, it gets interrupted by my mother.
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I come outside and see this look between you too.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I see you and you're like, I'm actually outy.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would do that, the Regina George, when she goes,
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you know when everyone says about you?
• 48:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but should they say you're a homeschool jungle freak who's the last half version of me.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So good.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's got the Calteen Bar and her teeth.
• 48:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's my favorite part of that scene.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you hate all that looks, which makes sense to me.
• 48:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we get another gossip girl thing.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Word is that S bailed on B's party and under 90s seconds, evil.
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And didn't even have one lemon cholo.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is when we see, oh, and also this one with no kill me, because I another woman I never noticed before, as everybody's getting this gossip girl blast, you see Blair looking at all their phones and seeing the gossip girl blast, which is almost like, hello, like, how did this come through so fast, Dan, you're not even here, but like,
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just seeing like she's looking at their phones and seeing that like Serena left me as party in under 90 seconds and Blair just like, oh my god, like it's just Dagger effort dagger from Lair honestly, this is a not when we see Dan right sitting at his laptop as we get our whole, but I just sign off from God's a girl do what they're trying to.
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: show, and so much of that of the whole show is the tips of like there are people there that want nothing more that could be played on Gawsecura.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like maybe they were like live text games.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this was like before blogs were a thing also.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like now this is really easy for me to like imagine then kind of this kind of thing happening but at the time too, this was like very ahead of its time and very fun.
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we get our classic gossip girl sign off for the first time, where she says, who am I?
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's when secret I'll never tell.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, the only one.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you love me, exo, exo, gossip girl.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we see Dan sitting in the dark at his laptop for that sign off.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, how did you not think we were going to think he was gossip girl?
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: But that's great.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's interesting though, because then Jenny later, like, wouldn't it be on if she had seen it on his computer, wouldn't it have been locked in?
• 50:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 50:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: She'd only use her name.
• 50:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: The cursor is blinking.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're in the middle of typing about how much he gets on the list.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, he gets on the list.
• 50:11
  [UNKNOWN]: Dress looked back.
• 50:12
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is so the type though to like post it and then like And then go to read it and like have it.
• 50:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like honestly go He goes into like, you know when you're like making a website you can go to like what the Yes, whatever you were never Yes, that's like always when he's always like in that so we go to the off-shop center and we'll learn that isn't a second But I just need to say this is our Can I get a cheeseburger moment?
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: When Serena comes in, the nurse does her job and says, hey, young lady, you can't be in here visiting hours or over.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm family.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's like, he's my brother and keeps walking.
• 50:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: She literally, she's like, you don't, those were a little plight of me bitch.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I am?
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you not on gossip girl?
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Grow up.
• 50:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena might as well say that.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes in, Eric, her younger brother is asleep.
• 50:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: For those of you who don't know, can I get a cheeseburger moment?
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: is Arya's big foil.
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: As we find out exactly who this bitch is.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Arya is a character on the show prettier layers who were her little mention a lot because she's the picnious fox because she's Serena and she claims she's a vegan multiple times in the show like it comes up they're like oh we need a vegan thing for Arya but we find out multiple times through things like
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: her favorite food is called chicken oh my gosh like these kinds of things in the first episode she walks into a bar she's under age she walks into a bar sits there has been there for maybe 15 seconds and goes uh can I get a cheeseburger she's like has anybody work here oh my god I'd like to make it myself and if you go kill the cow myself I don't do that I'm a vegan and I get a cheeseburger
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a vegan.
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is this sort of possible?
• 51:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 51:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is what I'll eat it.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll eat it this time.
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's like you're always her track.
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't order the impossible right?
• 51:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, well, we'll change it.
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she reports nothing.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm sorry, something.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm obviously, I'm tiny.
• 52:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to pass out of it.
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't eat right now.
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then she reports the restaurant to Peter.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 52:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So any hope, Serena has fallen asleep in the chair in the Austria center, Eric wakes up and sees her.
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's got a bandage on his wrist.
• 52:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: We find out that he did try to commit suicide.
• 52:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so this is why she's back.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: We also find out here that Serena is also wearing a vest underneath her.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't love her vest, here's what I think it is.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's one of those shirts that had the lace sewn to the back.
• 52:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, that to me, sorry, screams like, coals and screams not something's right in a better way.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so fucking uncomfortable.
• 52:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's macy's or bulk.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess at this time, let us know what you guys think.
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let us know what you think.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I might go back to the reference pictures.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm scared to say it on air because like, what if I don't?
• 52:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: But well, for right now, it was easier in the beginning than I thought.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Especially the thing that happened with pretty little irises, they're close, stopped getting as crazy and like,
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll just need it.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyhow, Lily enters and Serena's like, oh, hey, mom, I'm actually going to take air to your breakfast.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you don't get to sleep here.
• 53:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, what I'd have was when they're sitting there on the bed, Eric wakes you up and and he's like, there must be a lot of rumors about why you're back and Serena goes in and I'm mentioning you.
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there it goes, just yeah, there are a lot of rumors about me as usual, I'm used to it, Eric.
• 53:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there it is.
• 53:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eric says just like what mom wants and Lily walks in and says, what do I want?
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: For Serena to sleep in her own bed, possibly in pajamas.
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then they're like, well, we're going to, Serena's like, we're going to go to you to breakfast now.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go down the street and get him a quesand by the way, why do I say quesand she doesn't even say it like she's saying it in a French accent She says it like a kid who can't say their arms.
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I'll go get him a quesand It's not like it's like quesand if you want to like say it like that, Lily
• 53:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I'd say I fucking love Lily Vanderwoodson.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not a great mom, but I love her.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I love that actress.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love Kelly Rutherford.
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think she's iconic.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think I just, I really do.
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love Lily.
• 54:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love how much she loves gossip girls.
• 54:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 54:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's like the way she, or the people she and Ed Westwick.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Be grateful.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who did I just see who said like I hate I don't like when people are ashamed of their past work There was a celebrity who would be in with me I think that was just kind of like Conal the famous celebrity Probably another beautiful thing It might seem to code a fanning
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, she doesn't have much to be embarrassed about to be honest.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was talking about it.
• 54:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's easy for you to change this interview where everybody can be overtaken anything from sat and she's like, yeah, she's like, there is never really been a time where I wanted something and I haven't taken it up.
• 54:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, if you're not late, are you not allowed to do that?
• 54:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me find where.
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Serena takes Lily out into the little hallway and it's like, what the fuck are you doing here?
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing here to my little bro?
• 54:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, you got him in here?
• 55:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where is he at uncle, Fred's and Connecticut?
• 55:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where did you say he is?
• 55:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Lily says, Aunt Carol's in Miami.
• 55:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: But here's what I need to say.
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena, why do you want your mom to like gossip growing everybody know that your brother heard a kill himself?
• 55:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you really think that I think best you're gonna be pretty pissed when someone else does that on a couple of years by the way When I think of the worst things blurs over done, that's like the one and only thing on the wall I agree.
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am a hunter with them.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's like the worst.
• 55:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's such a bad amount of her blayer But I'm legit.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like Serena like
• 55:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I understand, but this is a very private Eric probably doesn't want anybody to know.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like why do you think everybody should know?
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you know what I'm saying?
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's being the one her picture perfectly, but it's like Eric also at this point, like he probably doesn't want it all over gossip.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see their cover and also like Serena walked into that party at the border.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So wanting to see Lily wearing a shirt with the suicide hotline number on.
• 55:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, literally like truly like shoot in like with a petition in our hands.
• 55:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: She wanted to like walk up and interrupt a conversation where Lily's like sobbing and tears explaining what happened to Eric and Johnny photos like that's what she wanted.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the thing is like Eric has a fresh bandage on his wrist.
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: like just maybe maybe maybe a year and which I can give you a little bit recovered and then maybe it's an opportunity for you to make a difference and bring it to the public if Eric felt the chance to.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's also a minor.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a little brother.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I ever realize like obviously I realized he had the bandages on his wrist but I don't even realize how fresh it was my brain it had happened a couple like months ago.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of felt the same.
• 56:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or they could happen when she left.
• 56:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, yeah, I just like, that's literally why she's back in that and before I say, I'm also like, yeah, shut the fuck up, you've been at boarding, she's like, you've been at boarding school and doing God knows this is another thing.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: God knows who is really going to go.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't like that.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, well, excuse the fuck out of me for a thing.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sorry, we're going to find out.
• 56:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of was like that and it always is like that.
• 56:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's going to be like that again.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like that's the thing is like, you don't get to act just because you're changed.
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: We haven't heard from you from a year.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't mean you.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: like we should forget who you've always been right why you went you know what I mean.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like of course your mom's gonna think that and one thing about the We missed this part of the gossip romance to the they say when Dan is zoomed in on his computer where
• 57:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I was going to go say, why did she leave him, why did she return to send me all the details?
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan assumes in on him and part of that, it's like, I don't understand how they were going to make Dan, that is so sinister that the Dan starts to date Serena and is going to learn all these tragic things that I'm her life.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: How are we supposed to root for them as a couple when it's like, yeah, their whole foundation is also based on such dishonesty and like manipulation, you know what I mean, this is as refits is fucking son dude, a hundred percent one every way well, yeah, this is I mean, there's so many parallels between as refits and Dan Humphrey.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we speaking of the Humphreys, we go to Brooklyn, we go to the nicest loft in Brooklyn for people.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we can pour people.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And hey, by the way, they're going to try to convince you for the whole of these people.
• 57:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're dirt poor.
• 57:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 57:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, is it poor?
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: They don't even heat in here.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're actually watching the musical rent.
• 58:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, hey, I know we have this beautiful loft, it's just what we could do.
• 58:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if we're going to put blue lips to go new guys, and if you could just have your teeth traveling the entire time, we're going to make it seem like it's really fucking cool in here.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: No heat.
• 58:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Rufus is making breakfast, but she is going to be doing a lot, and Jenny is prepping on below.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, you don't feel the same way about these mornings as you do marin mornings?
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, these kind of are our new marin mornings, but no, I like Waldorf mornings.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like Waldorf mornings.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just do.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: but it's so funny he goes guess who's that is cool and uh he's a damn it comes out and it goes must be a trick question because it can't be ours and he hands down the rolling stone article where it's the top ten forgotten bands of the 90s and Lincoln Hawke his band is his name pretty a number nine number nine
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jen, he's like, hey, by the way, Dan, I saw your wrong gossip girl last night, like, are you so obsessed with sort of renovander woods and he's like, that's a freaking shit website, like, course, I'm not reading it.
• 58:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's just whatever.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: We find out Jen, he's working on it and by it's for the kiss on the list.
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, it's for kiss on the list.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't wait to see.
• 59:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what does she say, you're going to take a screen of it.
• 59:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that's the line.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is the last that I have.
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had freaking bolded in my notes because Simultaneously I hate the way she delivers it, but I also it's become like she had some lips.
• 59:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay You're clearly on a date with Serena and I'm going to kiss on the lips So good.
• 59:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 59:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry to her mom's and you you hate the show But you've given us so many gifts.
• 59:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm like why I'm your suit so well.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna do what I do
• 59:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has a million lines that are like epic in terms of delivery.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Jenny, Jenny works a system from an early age.
• 59:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't know, she's scrappy, she's always been scrappy, she will continue to be scrappy.
• 59:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She found out that if she, someone's on her calligraphy and they were like, oh, if you address all these envelopes for the kids and the lips party, then you can have one.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny said, deal.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so now we go to the Palace Hotel.
• 59:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is where Serena is staying because their apartment is under renovation as we learned.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are all the trees lit up?
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there are creases like on every single tree.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm sort of the power stuff.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it looks gorgeous, but like again, not Christmas.
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, she's walking in and Nate is just... Nate's lying in weight.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate is just waiting your circle in like a freaking hawk.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she walks up and he's like, oh, you're staying here and she's like, yeah, you know my mom.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not broke.
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Break it.
• 1:00:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:00:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She, yeah, she really seems like that kind of person.
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I just wanted to check on you after yesterday.
• 1:00:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, I have to go.
• 1:00:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have to go.
• 1:00:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is on my favorite lines where he's like, yes,
• 1:00:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you're back now.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was I didn't come back for you.
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we have to give her what we have to give Serena her flowers when she's because it's rare.
• 1:00:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's rare and I'm going to and and buy them come back for you back now I didn't come back for you though.
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is she pulls away from them?
• 1:00:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're Blair's boyfriend and she's a best no Blair's a best friend and you're her boyfriend and she loves you.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's just and it's such an icon and that's the way things and that's the way things are supposed to be and she leaves Nate outside
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've been seeing Dan, right?
• 1:00:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I always loved this.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the only time we'll ever see Nate Archival and Chuck Bows on a bus.
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Never happens again, but Chuck does have me LOLing and this kind of gives Chuck was like, it'll be so funny if we take the bus to school morning.
• 1:01:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's in the first day, just like make everyone like they don't know what to expect from us.
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's like psych limo every day.
• 1:01:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're all in the bus together.
• 1:01:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck is immediately horrifying.
• 1:01:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: He goes, Sreenal looked,
• 1:01:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So bad, so renegates it right later.
• 1:01:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're a pig makes so much sense that he's this evil and the first episode that they wanted him to keep being that way because it's like it's so hard to redeem him at all in this episode and it is like I do like sometimes in TV shows they want, especially that it's girl focused they want the boys to not really I feel like they don't oftentimes show like
• 1:01:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: the way boys talk to each other and they're like 17 and the way this interaction between me and shock here it's because Nate's like he was seriously a star and there's like kind of like laughing yeah and like and then shock us being gross pays you following us and it goes I didn't I didn't go uniform
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We heard of the same school.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know we don't with the way you smell.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's so funny.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is Brooklyn Water, your show.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can tell, I can tell.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, this scene at the Met Stabs was the first scene they filmed.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have so much to say about the scene.
• 1:02:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is the way they block it, the power dynamics, the way it shifts through.
• 1:02:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:02:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It shifts three times and it's so good.
• 1:02:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm sorry, Blair and Serena, I love the part where Serena goes, thanks for making the time.
• 1:02:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Blair goes.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right, Mastery.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it's just so good.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, but I will say, like, ladies and gentlemen, immediately is acting it.
• 1:03:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is acting out of the scene?
• 1:03:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it's critically, it's crazy.
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you can tell that the way the script is written, they kind of want to, with everyone, despite what they have, they want the audience just for some reason beyond Serena song.
• 1:03:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, and I'm just like, that's what's like, you can't make Serena do the things that she does and still make us like, want to be like, oh, we love her.
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's the golden girl, like, I don't know.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Serena walked up to the Met steps, and by the way, we're going to see Serena and Metallics all that in time, which we're very big at this time, and I loved that.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes up, and again, like, she is immediately nice.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: She sees Jenny, she introduces herself to Jenny, Jenny, play it cool for all minutes in your life.
• 1:03:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, oh, I don't know.
• 1:03:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: She does this twice, she does it again later to check fast.
• 1:03:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're obviously trying to keep the kiss on the lips party from Serena, and Serena asks
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Saturday.
• 1:03:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love the way the way to not invite it the way Blair says Saturday and then the music starts.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she goes Saturday and You're kind of not invited Up until yesterday ever and thought you were a boarding school, but it is like hey, Blair
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: not that hard to just it's not I love I love when change she says in Chinese a lot of invites and Jenny like starts to almost like she's going to speak up she's going to go now yes she's you can go now yeah exactly it's so good to them Blair and the girls stand up they start to leave they're walking down when when Serena walks up Blair is looking down at her yes she is sitting but she's she's still looking sorry flip that reverse that do it again okay
• 1:04:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blake comes up the steps.
• 1:04:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:04:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she's looking up at Blair first during the you're not invited part.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 1:04:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena is looking down at them when she comes up the stairs because then she says wins the party and um no Serena's looking up at them.
• 1:04:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair's looking.
• 1:04:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, at this point.
• 1:04:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena looks like she is looking down at them when she's taught when they're talking about because she's standing there sitting in the party and then they stand up when they are when they've solidified that Serena's trying to buy it and then they go down the stairs and this is when
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: down looking up at serene.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know this is your favorite.
• 1:05:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your show, but I just I love the way that she says these lines.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says Blair, can we meet tonight?
• 1:05:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Blair says the I have played with Nate something special in Serena cuts her off and says the palace.
• 1:05:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: APM?
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate will wait.
• 1:05:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are not 35 years old and then Blair has a moment of like like her job her lips kind of Great, she's like probably do 30 minutes 30 minutes and then that's when The series says thanks for making the time Blair says you're my best friend
• 1:06:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's just like the way Blake delivers these lines.
• 1:06:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for making the time.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says like it's 90, 40, 40 seconds in the time.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it's just, I can't even, I don't even know.
• 1:06:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's, it's just so good.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you think, did B think S would go down without a fight?
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did, did S think she could walls home and things would be like they were?
• 1:06:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: work in these two hoties work it out.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Imagine Dan Humphrey.
• 1:06:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's nothing gossip girl likes more than a good cat fight.
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this could be a clock.
• 1:06:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:06:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:06:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: The boy who was scoffing it, Chuck Bass, two minutes ago for talking about exactly the way that he was and now you were trying to live in this way.
• 1:06:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I guess school's over now because the Dan is helping Rufus put posters for Lincoln Hawk all around the place.
• 1:06:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this has been Dan gets an emergency text from Johnny.
• 1:06:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is also, this is how we know Arya and Ezra are actually the biological parents of Dan, because he says, you know, you should really be using my space.
• 1:07:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Save some trees, start a blog, yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's are Dan's like, oh, I got to go.
• 1:07:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, you're going to be okay.
• 1:07:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Rufus goes,
• 1:07:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, here Mom's always a free spirit and she'll be back dance like yeah, I mean with the with the posters.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have I have to go So she so he goes to meet Jenny where she is he doesn't know where she is.
• 1:07:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena at this time is talking to a different nurse.
• 1:07:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am dead at Jenny putting the address into Dan figuring out where exactly it's like we couldn't drop a pin at this time.
• 1:07:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he finds that these like floor she's on and Benels.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, maybe this is the
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: emergency, I'm like, do you think that out when you were outside the department store?
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that part, but I do wonder if that's why she didn't just say come to bundles, probably, because he wouldn't have gone.
• 1:07:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: With that, but also, you know, New York did you have to, like, give someone the, like, actual straight address?
• 1:07:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess so.
• 1:07:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: The cab driver.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I have to give them like the corner.
• 1:08:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess maybe that's what it is.
• 1:08:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anywho.
• 1:08:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Serena has talked to another nurse.
• 1:08:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's taking Eric Shopping, they're going to beddles as well.
• 1:08:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Dan shows up, Jenny is trying on different dresses for kids on the lips, and she's got on this like coral colored dress looks like somewhere.
• 1:08:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's picking on the colors that are like, do you know what this party is?
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what are you thinking about?
• 1:08:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called kiss on the lips.
• 1:08:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are we picking on its underlaces?
• 1:08:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:08:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also I'm sorry, this dress.
• 1:08:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says it's more than their rent.
• 1:08:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it is on.
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: First of all, because you're rent is probably like $10,000.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But second of all, because this dress is just not anything like special.
• 1:08:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's something like it.
• 1:08:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so she's going to try.
• 1:08:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's getting inspiration and she needed Dan to say if he likes her in the dress, I'm like, why your brother, we were just like me in the dress, who cares?
• 1:08:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It actually grows if he does.
• 1:08:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then we see Serena and Eric walking up and Jenny sneaky sneaky little shyster Jenny has a written an envelope for Serena, which like Serena didn't need physical invitation to still go to this party, but it's the thought that counts.
• 1:09:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny's like,
• 1:09:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena Serena and Calls are over, and this is the first time we see Eric and Jenny meaning.
• 1:09:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan disappears.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan actually fully.
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena evaporate.
• 1:09:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is my Eric and her up's stylist and personal shopper.
• 1:09:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eric, nice to meet you.
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan disappears.
• 1:09:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny gives her into the invitation, so don't say you got it from me.
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena goes, hey, Jenny, get the dress on block.
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was really good.
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Would you do just want to say?
• 1:09:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so I wrote four shadowing for Jenny's arc.
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny.
• 1:09:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everything was better in black.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny?
• 1:09:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Little J.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Nate and Tucker going for a walk in Central Park.
• 1:09:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're smoking pot.
• 1:09:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Later on, Jenny's whole vibe is that she's in like.
• 1:09:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: black knee high combat boots with like a six inch platform.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She told I was in and she never heard of ripped tights in black.
• 1:09:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I shout out she's gun metal is kicking the door.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, pops got me a platinum hair dye.
• 1:10:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't think giving if there's platinum hair dye in gun metal, Urban Decay, I shout out.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it drops it, she's like, damn it.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a straight vodka.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: She drops it, someone's going to want to clean that.
• 1:10:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I was thinking a little harder than this.
• 1:10:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She picked up the glass shirt, chewing it.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It tastes delicious.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm literally fine.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I learned a lot.
• 1:10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to grow any more.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I don't eat glass, I will.
• 1:10:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Learn that from my favorite movie The Grinch.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've ever heard of it.
• 1:10:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Doubt it.
• 1:10:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do I love Jim Carrey?
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so hot.
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not a G. That's Jenny.
• 1:10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, two names have been going for a walk into the park.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck is like really can of course by Nate because it won't want to fuck Blair.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to keep getting like fresh air.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go for all these things just.
• 1:10:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess as well as something they can't go, let's say let's go smoke weed.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess, I don't know, but they are smoking weed and Nate is just so like Nate, I love him so much.
• 1:10:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is just a brooding guy.
• 1:10:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: He continues to be at forever.
• 1:11:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, do you ever just feel like our whole eyes are playing for us?
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so interesting because he's he's not deep.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but he is but like it's interesting to see the stroke of like a not deep rich boy Huh, he can't figure out what's wrong.
• 1:11:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, like exactly.
• 1:11:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, why do I feel like bomb?
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do I feel like a depression?
• 1:11:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, what is that?
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's also like it's funny because Yeah, out of all of his friends, he probably is the most deep but like in a real world.
• 1:11:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not deep like in the real world But out of these people like you know, they're like a whole night's the deep like what are you bringing one?
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck goes, listen, there are things we're entitled to, trust fund, prescription drug problem, Hampton's vacation house, but not happiness, okay got it, but you are entitled to tap that ass, so get some, it's just too much, so then back to black starts playing again.
• 1:11:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena and Blair, which I do also want to say Serena way to choose a place that you live.
• 1:12:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Way to not be like, hey, that's like you made Blair travel to you and you know she has somewhere to be classic actually classic.
• 1:12:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, also a hate Blair's lipstick in this.
• 1:12:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hate, I don't like Blair's hair or outfit in this.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, she's got a big or in dread lipstick.
• 1:12:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's like super glossy and I'm like, this doesn't match what you're about to look like.
• 1:12:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's always like some people like a vibrant lip isn't for everyone.
• 1:12:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I totally agree.
• 1:12:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't love this.
• 1:12:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're drinking martinis, which I remember always being like I never saw them card anybody Like I remember thinking that I'm like these people were just drinking everywhere and everyone knows who they are and everyone knows their under age It's just kind of funny But Serena's like so like tell me about your divorce and I love this line from Blair and she goes so might I love her for another man?
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: She lost 15 pounds got an eye lift.
• 1:12:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's been good for her
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: and then she spits in all of back in her mart.
• 1:12:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just so good.
• 1:12:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena apologizes, and there's a ghost, yeah, I can tell you're really sorry when you didn't call for an entire, like that's the thing, I'm like, what Blair's gone through this year, and what she actually doesn't even know that it has happened, like, and you didn't even tell her you were leaving, like, it's so like unforgettable, Serena.
• 1:13:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair found out that she was at boarding school because she called Lily Oh, it's in and She called the home phone said can I please speak to Serena?
• 1:13:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily said didn't you hear?
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Haven't heard she's out of here.
• 1:13:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's at boarding school and blackers.
• 1:13:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know why you went to boarding school And Serena goes to can you just trust me bitch?
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, and also how dare you even ask that?
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: knowing what you know, what you're keeping from Blair how dare you even ask her to trust you, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:13:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Serena's like, look, I saw you with Coddy and is, I'm not trying to take that away from you.
• 1:13:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why, because it's just yours to take away if you want it, when Blair says.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they just kind of like make up, or like, where sisters, with our families, we need each other.
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she ultimately does win Blair over.
• 1:13:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: laughter is a short distance between two people.
• 1:13:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: They share a laugh and Blair's like whatever you're here now.
• 1:13:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have to go meet Nate and they go.
• 1:13:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they say I love you and whatever.
• 1:14:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Serena guzzles that martini.
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to have so thirsty as that's my question too, why so they're what are you upset about I mean okay I guess I'm going on okay I guess your brother did just try to do something that I also think part of it is like you hate she is going to have to keep masking but does she hate herself you know what I'm like yeah if you're full of self clothing or really the amount of work she feels like she's going to have to do fair fair she's like now I'm not like there's going to be like annoyingly mad about this and I'm going to have to like she's like if this friendship is going to keep going I'm going to have to like remember every
• 1:14:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, New York, Jenny Sewing, Brooklyn, New York.
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have a hold of it.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that your New York accent?
• 1:14:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't say.
• 1:14:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I started.
• 1:14:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't say yes.
• 1:14:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then you'll Georgia immediately.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: She did as she goes.
• 1:14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I promise.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm problem.
• 1:14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny's making her dress Dan walks in.
• 1:14:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: They haven't seen each other since he disappeared.
• 1:14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: The invisible man returns.
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He actually left and never came back to them.
• 1:15:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: She did not see him again until this moment.
• 1:15:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's so funny to me.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, you know, Serena's actually really nice.
• 1:15:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if she did know you, she may actually like you and Dan says,
• 1:15:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think she may be overwhelmed by the glitzing glams of the home.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you a real lifestyle?
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so classic.
• 1:15:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm free to say that.
• 1:15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why is home free also the perfect life?
• 1:15:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Home free.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like home free.
• 1:15:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Dan, home free.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is it you were saying?
• 1:15:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Home, home, home.
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it home?
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think so.
• 1:15:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny then baits him and she's like, well, this is no, this is so funny and this is kind of like so classic simply is so classic Because you know Serena's probably alone at the palace just drinking by herself.
• 1:15:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know and then goes, you know I'm gonna go out and she goes without that money for Darren.
• 1:15:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking Indian and that's what they're on the sides to go and she goes Good because I already ordered and I only got enough for one
• 1:15:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, wow, when I'm ordering for one, I'm ordering up for six.
• 1:15:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know what I mean.
• 1:15:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Never could be me.
• 1:15:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Things I've never said.
• 1:15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I only ordered enough for one.
• 1:16:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Things I have said in thought.
• 1:16:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then people see what I order.
• 1:16:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, I'm going to be like, oh, I was spread.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh,
• 1:16:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I want a little bit.
• 1:16:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to get an entry and no appetizer boring as fuck.
• 1:16:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm already ordering.
• 1:16:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, you guys if you don't get it.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't get it.
• 1:16:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, check out the palace.
• 1:16:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck is stalking Serena.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck's parents.
• 1:16:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not the palace.
• 1:16:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he comes over and boy, he comes over because I love this town.
• 1:16:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wasted and this is what I'm saying though.
• 1:16:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like you just have this like good conversation with the higher you and now you look like this She's like her hair's all over her face.
• 1:16:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and she's like maybe his guilt waste it But I'm like is it you don't seem that guilty like if you were that guilty You would have already you wouldn't have maybe gone away for an entire year You would have been like what am I doing?
• 1:16:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need to go back and fix the demons and then He's like I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel They just bought a serving minors and she says and if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs
• 1:17:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he says I love it when you talk dirty and she says you love it when it goes talks to you at all Actually, I prefer it when they're not talking.
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've missed our witty banter.
• 1:17:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go take our clothes off and stare at you It's no let's get a I broke these entire scene down Let's get a let's get a bite to eat.
• 1:17:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been drinking on an empty stomach.
• 1:17:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you didn't do that any more Specialty thought you didn't do that anymore.
• 1:17:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 1:17:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do you think that I love the way she goes special occasion but why
• 1:17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why did you think that you guys didn't know she was coming back?
• 1:17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys don't know where she's literally You don't know what she's been doing like exactly like I'm just like that We don't know that in the name of it.
• 1:17:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like special occasion.
• 1:17:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's gonna be like are you drinking so much?
• 1:17:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is Tuesday.
• 1:17:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is classic 2007 to 2012 era where truffles are the way to a rich cost of heart Totally because he goes put a bit of grilled cheese with a truffle and she goes He goes you love truffles and she goes enough to know it's all of a man.
• 1:18:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know he goes well
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: There is zero chemistry with Chuck from Serena's end.
• 1:18:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is giving friends having like their, yes, friend of me is having Flirty Banner.
• 1:18:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:18:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: But she's wasted.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He leads her to the back.
• 1:18:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like stumbles when she gets up.
• 1:18:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she's very drunk.
• 1:18:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Only because I'm hungry.
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Only because I'm hungry.
• 1:18:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She like does a hole.
• 1:18:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't touch me.
• 1:18:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like back some.
• 1:18:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 1:18:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Nate walks into the hotel room that Blair has prepared.
• 1:18:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do they do?
• 1:18:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: The country house?
• 1:18:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are they?
• 1:18:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like they said that.
• 1:18:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And on the walk earlier country has crazy, but maybe you're a I'm just like how did she get there so fast and change her lips okay portals I know okay portals I will they they're have to be because how did lily vander what's in get to the Brooklyn studios over anyway yeah
• 1:18:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Nate Waxen, I'm like, what man on God's greener?
• 1:18:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought I was into a room.
• 1:18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's set up like this.
• 1:18:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're a sexist obviously on the table, on the dog and your girlfriend looks like that and you're like, God damn it.
• 1:19:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he's like bummed out.
• 1:19:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: He walks in, he does a little spin.
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was, what do you wear?
• 1:19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Put his hands through his hair and goes, fuck, he's like, what do you want?
• 1:19:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh my God, what, ow, I mean, this is the fire hazard number one.
• 1:19:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Number two, you look bizarre.
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why weren't I?
• 1:19:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you wearing that, Blair?
• 1:19:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair, are you kidding me?
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ridiculous, Blair.
• 1:19:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but it's sad because he's like, not so I can she gets immediately self-conscious.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, is it too much?
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I just wanted to be, oh, oh, it breaks.
• 1:19:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then this, this, this, this, this, this iconic background really starts to play the way that they edit this whole thing.
• 1:19:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:19:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 1:19:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how it sounds.
• 1:19:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't know that, or something like that.
• 1:19:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
• 1:19:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's what it sounds like.
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't guess it has.
• 1:19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, actually, it's a guy that sounds like.
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so Nate's like, hasn't it?
• 1:19:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because all of a sudden he's like, look, I don't know how to say this, or if it's even the right thing to do.
• 1:19:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we cut to the kitchen.
• 1:19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get three scenes going in and out of each other.
• 1:19:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we have the kitchen scene with Chuck paying off the chef, saying we're closing early, which is paying insane.
• 1:20:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're out of hotel.
• 1:20:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're telling them to close early bonkers.
• 1:20:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, she's because they bought the hotel doesn't mean that they- There's 16-year-old son can say, hey, head home for the night.
• 1:20:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, you don't have to close.
• 1:20:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a kitchen.
• 1:20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to take hours for them to get out of here, but okay.
• 1:20:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Serena is sitting on the counter.
• 1:20:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's eating her travel grilled cheese.
• 1:20:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's thrilled Chuck is going to try to get in her pants right now.
• 1:20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We then see Blair and Nate having their moment in the in the room and she's so upset because he's telling her and then we also get the flashback because she's a shepherd.
• 1:20:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: What Chuck says, the Chuck search group either she's like, this is not happening right now.
• 1:20:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, you're worried Nate will find out and she's like, why, Nate, why would I, whatever, and he says last year.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: The shepherd.
• 1:20:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's gonna be good.
• 1:20:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's giving the gen a thing.
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: The shepherd wedding is like the John.
• 1:20:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get this flashback.
• 1:20:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is wasted standing on the bar, Nate's trying to get her down.
• 1:20:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: They start to kiss, and they just turns into what I mean.
• 1:20:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: They are absolutely pop the champagne, and Nate goes, that never happens to me.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 1:21:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 1:21:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: But so um we we're back in the room when we see Nate telling barren she's like but that's it.
• 1:21:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says she says you just can't wait but Serena and in the scene she goes Okay, you're a mess.
• 1:21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like you're the one on top of the bar.
• 1:21:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You look insane.
• 1:21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bear it up after barefoot insane.
• 1:21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, the way the player is just so willing.
• 1:21:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
• 1:21:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys kiss.
• 1:21:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's like, that's it, right?
• 1:21:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, great.
• 1:21:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You just get she's so willing to look at over look at, over look at.
• 1:21:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then his face just kind of falls.
• 1:21:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we find out that Chuck, this is what's crazy to me.
• 1:21:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck is watching from the balcony above.
• 1:21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: The fact that he's not recording is crazy.
• 1:21:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or took a picture is crazy.
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so unlike him.
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a bottle to me.
• 1:21:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm just like no way.
• 1:21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's his best friend.
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess, but it's just was he in love with Gloria?
• 1:21:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's just crazy, and so then we go back to Chuck and Serena.
• 1:21:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he's like, the boyfriend, we're not classy, we're not so different, you and I.
• 1:22:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's like, no, I'm really trying to change.
• 1:22:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was trying to change.
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like you better before.
• 1:22:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Chuck really tries to go for it and kind of force himself on her and she kicks him in the nuts.
• 1:22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We get this whole montage of like him groping and assaulting Serena back with her having sex with me and back with me.
• 1:22:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then later, we're robbing yourself on the ground.
• 1:22:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so sad.
• 1:22:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so sad.
• 1:22:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serino walks out of the kitchen and runs into Dan, but here to find her.
• 1:22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 1:22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of them is concussed.
• 1:22:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're old and so hard that her entire bag flies out of her hand, hits the ground.
• 1:22:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everything falls out.
• 1:22:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: She couldn't be rooted in a Dan as it gets down to help her pick it up.
• 1:22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she leaves her phone behind.
• 1:22:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a classic Cinderella story moment.
• 1:22:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We love these.
• 1:22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And just when BNS had built a bridge, it had all come crashing down.
• 1:22:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: But try your eyes.
• 1:22:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's on the lips.
• 1:22:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just around the corner.
• 1:22:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know who loves parties?
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm fucking following the internet!
• 1:22:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so we are back in the park.
• 1:22:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate and his dad are going for a race, Captain Bita and we're crazy.
• 1:23:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do love that going for a race, going for a race, not a run.
• 1:23:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Captain's like, Nate, you seem really good, like, good night with Blair.
• 1:23:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Nate's like, no, actually feel good because I'm not with her.
• 1:23:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually over Blair and I are done.
• 1:23:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got a big fight for the best.
• 1:23:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Captain's like, ah, that's for who?
• 1:23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, best friend.
• 1:23:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, why don't we do?
• 1:23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't we take one for the family?
• 1:23:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, hey, I want to teach you something about family values.
• 1:23:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, let me just remind you that there's a great girl and given dating forever and you'll have her, right?
• 1:23:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's not take a break right now.
• 1:23:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We find out that Eleanor Waldorf is gearing up to take her company public and captain has been team her up to let him take the deal.
• 1:23:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he's afraid that if Nate breaks up with Blair, that's not going to happen anymore.
• 1:23:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, I need you to work through this rough patch and just don't give up because things are hard.
• 1:23:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So lots of pressure on Nate, which is going to continue to happen.
• 1:23:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Nate does just continuously have like He has to pick up for all of his parents shortcomings.
• 1:23:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And his parents are fucking psycho.
• 1:23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: At the palace, Dan is trying to turn in this phone and the concierge is like, how the fuck do you have it?
• 1:23:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And how the fuck do you know Serena van der Woodson?
• 1:24:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, you little dude.
• 1:24:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yep, everybody.
• 1:24:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can smell the broken water coming off of you.
• 1:24:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're keeping out of your pot, you're very large pours.
• 1:24:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan goes, okay, look, when Prince Charming funds the Neuralist shoe, nobody accuses him of having a foot fetish.
• 1:24:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when I want you to use a new of having a cell phone fetish either, that's not really the issue.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Serena walks in and Dan pretty much flips out, because the concierge is like, excuse me, Ms. Vander, what's he's like, no, no, no, no, no, she doesn't know me, nobody knows me, nobody knows me, but he's gone, no.
• 1:24:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena comes over and she's like, oh, yeah, no, you know, sorry for last night, it's like, okay, so you were lucid, you were aware, and you couldn't say, sorry last night when you did it.
• 1:24:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've got it.
• 1:24:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Understand.
• 1:24:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lily comes in with a dress for kissing the lips and it's like, got this for you.
• 1:24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I saw the invitation and it's like, I'm not fucking going to that you 80's.
• 1:24:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so over these like high society parties mom.
• 1:24:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not me anymore.
• 1:24:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to an underground rock show anymore.
• 1:24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm hanging out with the hardcore.
• 1:24:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also unrealistic thing about the Humphrey's here.
• 1:24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan is wearing a different brown jacket in this scene that he has in the first scene.
• 1:24:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, but Dan Humphrey doesn't have to use brown jackets.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 1:25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: One jacket definitely not true with the same color.
• 1:25:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she really can't understand why Serena wouldn't go and Serena's like well, it's actually just because they already have plans with my friend and she doesn't know his name She just has to like point to him and Lily.
• 1:25:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know she like immediately know that he's super stunned Yeah, I think so because she kind of has this like knowing this my or she's like oh, I know how you get wrapped up with the hump It's almost like she recognizes him, but is like no way and then Serena says Humphrey and she's like no way Exactly, and then they hand over the flyers say we're going to the Lincoln
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: like it's just so funny to me.
• 1:25:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, yeah, I like a few of their songs.
• 1:25:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, three is like, yeah, I'm a huge fan.
• 1:25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like Lily just obviously got to check out of the band's 90.
• 1:25:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 1:25:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Lily's like, this dress would have been great to announce your return, but I'll just keep it for my son.
• 1:25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, to announce your return.
• 1:25:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, your return has been announced.
• 1:25:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry, babe.
• 1:25:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena is like, oh, thanks for covering for me and they kind of both seem to think like this is it and Dan's like, all right, well, yep, I'm going to go and you see her like think about it and and she's like, let's make me different pick me up at nine also why not and why not eight nine is kind of like I'm ready.
• 1:26:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that is what it was.
• 1:26:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is one of my favorite lines of the whole show, and Dan goes, wait, wait, wait, pause.
• 1:26:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Later on, Dan is Matt, or Dan and Serena are like, I think Serena's even the one who's more like, we have those time to kill us.
• 1:26:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're so early.
• 1:26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Serena, good point.
• 1:26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not going to correct you.
• 1:26:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: He will not be correcting you.
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but I love this line.
• 1:26:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: He goes, he really go out some guy.
• 1:26:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't know.
• 1:26:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, you can't be any worse than the guys are doing it.
• 1:26:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I bet that was a tag one.
• 1:26:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so definitely in the previews for this episode.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:26:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan does the stupidest little thing with his tongue and he looks at the concierge and he's like, and he does like this weird little point at him and he like jumps out of the ball.
• 1:26:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's hilarious.
• 1:26:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, we go to the sushi restaurant when they and Blair, which we want sushi, and even though I don't even think we saw like one piece of sushi, and yeah, I was like I needed it.
• 1:26:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're eating with chopsticks, so I need to smell the soy sauce.
• 1:26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, hang me out the dry is plain and Blair is um, she's an observable mood, obviously.
• 1:27:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And why wouldn't she be, you know, and it's like, uh, thanks for meeting me at this, basically this business meeting.
• 1:27:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that is exactly what it is.
• 1:27:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like I want to fix it.
• 1:27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just want to put everything in the past like I'm not going to see Serena again I'm not it'll be like she doesn't exist crazy That's how but it's also like look at how bad he like does want to make his dad proud You know that he's like willing to do this and she's like good idea Let's not mention it again and then eat some of his sushi and it's just like she's again She wants to keep her spot so bad and Nate is crucial.
• 1:27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that I just feel bad He's like I think he's kind of hoping she wasn't gonna take him back because he's like
• 1:27:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I overreacted if you say it's in the past in the past.
• 1:27:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure you have no feelings for her.
• 1:27:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just feel bad for Serena.
• 1:27:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's she's going to miss you.
• 1:27:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so good.
• 1:27:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like such.
• 1:27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she's going to make this as painful for Nate.
• 1:27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she possibly can.
• 1:27:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So this is when Lily shows up at her if it's a studio.
• 1:28:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus, why is my daughter going to one of y'all commos with this son?
• 1:28:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is anything they do so how they get least working really.
• 1:28:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what she walks in their Rufus.
• 1:28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus, and he's like, ah, Lily, Vando, what's in my neck of the woods?
• 1:28:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you look at Laura's son?
• 1:28:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thorne and my son.
• 1:28:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like they just obviously, they look for any opportunity to like get in front of each other.
• 1:28:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 1:28:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Rufus is like, oh, proud of dad.
• 1:28:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like nice.
• 1:28:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good for dad.
• 1:28:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Going on a date with her.
• 1:28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: are you sure this is just a play to get back in my life now that you're right left you and he's like how do you know my wife left me and she's like small island like you said like you said he goes oh you heard about this well and then you use your daughter as an excuse to find me and they just like it's just also clear it's like that those people that as soon as they get back in each other's orbit they just revert back to their like yeah like it's so
• 1:28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: he goes I can't see me get you out of my dreams.
• 1:28:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I tend to have this recurring dream where I walk into the back of a tour bus And you're laying there with Trent Resner after a nine-inch nails concert, and he isn't earring in his ear Oh, wait that was a dream.
• 1:29:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says with your shoes in your earrings And I think that that means she has her legs like behind her head and they're having sex
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and I was like wait that wasn't a dream so I moved on and it's just and he was and then I loved Elevator what's in as a form of groupie.
• 1:29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's such a good little And then you switch up from rock stars to billionaires and not all of us have settlements for multiple resources to sustain
• 1:29:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wrote their ups out with each other.
• 1:29:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just stay out of my life, Rufus.
• 1:29:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says it's a smile and she's like, fingers crossed.
• 1:29:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Instead of my life, Rufus, wink.
• 1:29:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly, wink exactly.
• 1:29:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says, just stay in your water and stand in your crappy so-called art gallery.
• 1:29:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She does art, she needs.
• 1:29:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those are McKinney Bateman.
• 1:29:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:29:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: All the way to Brooklyn for this, by the way.
• 1:29:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: All the way to Brooklyn for McDonald's.
• 1:29:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: For the assortals, fordals, fordals.
• 1:29:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, right the home free residence.
• 1:29:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is our moment siblings are getting ready and this has been Jenny says it let's do it together.
• 1:29:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here we go You're going to have to read it and I'm going to kiss my lips who said this family wasn't cool and Dan leaves his roof is walks in Rufus he's Jenny.
• 1:30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 1:30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I daughter is a woman.
• 1:30:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hate the trail He's allowed our career.
• 1:30:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you just say I look pretty actually instead of yes doing a sermon on the passage of time?
• 1:30:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I love the dress player was where she looked so she looked so chic and her good later on She's fucking Melissa he seems here
• 1:30:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love these like I've heard the same thing down really good, but it looks better.
• 1:30:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: But also one thing about this moment I'm like this dress.
• 1:30:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's this gorgeous like mauve dusty like a drawlist with a dropway so like this Ryan's from and it's very like an open map.
• 1:30:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, very many of it.
• 1:30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like sophisticated sexy.
• 1:30:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's always things and Eleanor comes in.
• 1:30:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like the other dress is a lot of class here.
• 1:30:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like know it like this is a classy dress, but the other thing is younger.
• 1:30:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:30:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:30:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of the things that's so telling to me about Blair and that's one of the ways she's looking at herself in the mirror and where she puts her hand.
• 1:30:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She puts her hand on her lower stomach to see how it's looking and I'm like, she wants to write the stress because she looks then.
• 1:30:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that's that's what this dress is for and there are so many of these little moments like we don't fully see it yet, but like.
• 1:31:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't we don't we don't we get a line like this.
• 1:31:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're Ellen or says Blair you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now And Blair immediately smiles.
• 1:31:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like that is what she enjoys hearing from her mom and it's like such a fucked up thing And then her mom says and put some product in your hair the ends are dry
• 1:31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then then we get an iconic montage that I'm sure was like interspice in the whole preview of them in the limo Yes, I don't want the alien in the limo.
• 1:31:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've got champagne.
• 1:31:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've got weed.
• 1:31:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're blowing.
• 1:31:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's hard to live in the city that song.
• 1:31:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah Oh, it's hard.
• 1:31:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
• 1:31:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I couldn't remember how I went.
• 1:31:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan comes to the palace to pick up Serena.
• 1:31:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get that shot again.
• 1:31:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that fucking scar.
• 1:31:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Third jacket, probably.
• 1:31:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get that shot again if Serena, like, overlooking the balcony, overlooking the palace, like she did the grandson troll.
• 1:31:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we get the limo arriving to the kiss on the lips party.
• 1:31:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the party just looks epic, like, to Berlin's crying.
• 1:31:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny's standing on awkwardly in the Chuck Caesar and says, who's the newbie?
• 1:32:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the girls don't have a free, she's a freshman.
• 1:32:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're so brush.
• 1:32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there's nothing about her on gossip girl, which is like music to his ears.
• 1:32:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, until you're done with her.
• 1:32:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:32:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he approaches Jenny and I wrote, Jenny needs to stop saying I know when people introduce themselves.
• 1:32:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, really annoying, stop it.
• 1:32:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I know she's a victim, but that's really annoying.
• 1:32:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we get a gossip girl looks like little Jay might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the inner circle Or we'll see end up with another victim.
• 1:32:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I told you I love parties Dan is not posting that no it has to be an intern
• 1:32:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 1:32:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Has to be.
• 1:32:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there, like, a lot of people can just, like, put things in the automatically published.
• 1:32:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like no.
• 1:32:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that's.
• 1:32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, because it's in the cost of girls' voice.
• 1:32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not just Christian Bow's voice, but the way that you're not knowing now, it's weird.
• 1:32:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe honestly, this is more Dan.
• 1:32:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan took.
• 1:32:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan figured out he could, like, make this his way to the top eventually, if he said it was him.
• 1:32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 1:32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: The cost of girls never actually been revealed.
• 1:33:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, could you imagine?
• 1:33:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, no, but that would be crazy.
• 1:33:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because he does it at the end when he's already at the top, and everyone's fucking furious.
• 1:33:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, sorry.
• 1:33:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need another book deal.
• 1:33:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, exactly.
• 1:33:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we go to the concert, and Serena looks a little overdressed, and she says as much.
• 1:33:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, oh my god, are you like a groupie?
• 1:33:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because she's saying hi to the band?
• 1:33:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, let me introduce you to one of the guys in the band.
• 1:33:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't say that it's his dad, and Rufus was Serena Vendor, but then I was like, he may as he may as well, so you look just like your mother.
• 1:33:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, literally, and it's funny because it's one of like, how do you know who she is?
• 1:33:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's sucks because for Dan, it's immediate, like Serena's like, okay, you talk about me nonstop, like, and Jenny, like you guys are not going to me, but it's like, knowing how he actually knows who she is, is just so funny.
• 1:33:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how I know that.
• 1:33:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how I know that.
• 1:33:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he looks sedent and it's an awkward.
• 1:33:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's awkward.
• 1:33:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's giving awkward first day.
• 1:33:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: They, like, when they realized they're super early, again, but that's a really good point that she did pick that time.
• 1:34:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: But why didn't she go get a drink before?
• 1:34:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't know why you didn't make that part of the plan.
• 1:34:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, so you took me to meet your daughter on her first date.
• 1:34:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he says, oh, this is a date.
• 1:34:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're at the party.
• 1:34:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck pulls Jenny away wants to talk some more quiet guys at a party like this with a guy like Chuck if he says Let's go some more a little more quiet.
• 1:34:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the police call the police actually She he grabs the bottle champagne.
• 1:34:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: They go up and they're like in this terrible.
• 1:34:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like where do you want to go?
• 1:34:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like right here like no one's here and we can definitely fuck here He's trying to kiss her and she's like super nervous It's like she doesn't really good job with the scene from now.
• 1:34:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: She looks so young so young It's also her hair.
• 1:34:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're it's like clipped over and also I know that they like
• 1:34:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: In the show they're the same age but chocolate so old and gross and everything like in this scene, so it's like so
• 1:34:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny's like, um, you said you wanted to talk.
• 1:34:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did you want to talk about?
• 1:34:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And um, he's like, how into you I am and keep trying to kiss her.
• 1:35:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, I'm sorry.
• 1:35:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't want to do anything, that's fine.
• 1:35:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's start over.
• 1:35:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's have a glass of champagne all this stuff and Jenny texts Dan to be like bad stuff at kiss on the lips.
• 1:35:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:35:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then again, he's trying to kiss her and she's We're back at the date now.
• 1:35:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, sorry.
• 1:35:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, Jenny
• 1:35:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, we're at the date and Dan's like my sister's right.
• 1:35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're really nice and she's like you didn't know I was nice for you Like took me on a date and he's like I just thought you were hot, and I can't tell if he said that as a joke or if Because I'm like, okay, now you're no better than Chuck and they know the boss.
• 1:35:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's still better than Chuck, but he is no But you know, you know, I know what you mean as far as you know the comment.
• 1:35:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's why I'm saying that, but I completely and with you
• 1:35:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: like it's like it's also like you're not confident enough to say that.
• 1:35:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, um, she goes, oh okay, sensitive tortured soul boy is actually kind of superficial.
• 1:35:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, uh, and that's when it gets that like SOS, I need you and then another one nine one one for real, please you know Chuck.
• 1:36:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy fuck, like, and also Jenny got to read on this so fast because like from what we saw, like it wasn't there yet, because also like in the beginning, it kind of gives Jenny wood maybe like make out with Chuck totally, totally.
• 1:36:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena's like, oh, what are the hacks?
• 1:36:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, it's nothing.
• 1:36:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just Johnny, like, mentioned by Sky Chuck.
• 1:36:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is this great moment where like Serena's like, no, no, no, we need to go.
• 1:36:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if it's Chuck, it's not, okay.
• 1:36:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's going to go with them.
• 1:36:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So get to the party, Dan and Serena walk in.
• 1:36:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're looking for Jenny and a whispers immediately.
• 1:36:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god Serena's here.
• 1:36:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, someone goes, oh my god, she is so brave.
• 1:36:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's one of the whisperses.
• 1:36:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is so brave for showing up here.
• 1:36:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair Spotter and his furious and tries to kick her out.
• 1:36:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I also loved one that said, wait.
• 1:36:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, Serena never misses a party.
• 1:36:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Jo.
• 1:36:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I also think there was a whisper when she came into the water party earlier with Spirits.
• 1:36:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was a whisper at the other party where they were like, she's pregnant.
• 1:37:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 1:37:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So good.
• 1:37:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, this is where I wrote Blair's hair is giving Melissa Hastings at homecoming.
• 1:37:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate tries to stop Blair from kicking Serena out and Blair is like, if you fucking talk to her, I will murder you and he literally goes, I'm just going to get some air.
• 1:37:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Walk straight past her does not look at her.
• 1:37:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But the fact that Serena looks cinnamon is like pissed off at it.
• 1:37:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, come on.
• 1:37:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't believe Serena's like,
• 1:37:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, at this point, she really doesn't think where knows.
• 1:37:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and then she sees where from across the room.
• 1:37:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is where I'm like Blair also is like, I can't even like do this with you right now.
• 1:37:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, because I'm like, Blair doesn't go kick her out.
• 1:37:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair's like,
• 1:37:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, she's so hurt.
• 1:37:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: She can't even go talk to her.
• 1:37:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think I feel like Blair's like, if she goes, she's like, she's just going to be that.
• 1:37:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we go up to the roof and Chuck is fully assaulting Jenny and then back downstairs and Serena is like, let's go upstairs.
• 1:37:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go see if they're up there.
• 1:37:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: They see trucks scarf.
• 1:37:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: They make it all the way up to the roof.
• 1:37:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: and they're like, Chuck, get off of her, and Chuck says, it's a party thing to have to party.
• 1:38:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's so horrible.
• 1:38:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan pulls Chuck off of Jenny.
• 1:38:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, oh, it doesn't Chuck say, like, oh, it's you and are you.
• 1:38:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, I mean, you're clever.
• 1:38:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: How many times do I have to tell you?
• 1:38:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in your class.
• 1:38:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Dan Humphrey.
• 1:38:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that is my little star.
• 1:38:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he punches him right on sister, epic punch, epic punch, and then Serena grabs Jenny.
• 1:38:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: most arena walks up the truck at first and pushes him and goes, you say away from our, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
• 1:38:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan Serena, Jenny are leaving, they're taking Jenny home and Dan grabs Serena's hand for another one.
• 1:38:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, very ballsy, very ballsy moment for her.
• 1:38:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're camera-y, but she's like, this is almost, you'll be with this poor son of a bitch, it's almost worse than you fucking name.
• 1:39:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, I said almost, Serena.
• 1:39:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, that was a good, that was that little head movement was a good Blair key.
• 1:39:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be right there for the next three years.
• 1:39:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Dan puts Jenny in the cab and he, I love this woman.
• 1:39:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He asks Serena if he can have a second date and she looks at him and she goes, we'll talk about it in the cab and get in and I, I do just like love that.
• 1:39:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: As much as like I'm not, you know, Anthony is so team Serena Dan for easy love some together.
• 1:39:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, of course, but he's like, it's us, babe.
• 1:39:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, how, actually how fucking dairy, how fucking dairy you?
• 1:39:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um,
• 1:39:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But she gets in the cabin.
• 1:39:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's just like, holy fuck, you did it again.
• 1:39:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, okay, what can't I do?
• 1:39:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this has Humphrey's aren't cool.
• 1:39:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate watched the whole thing.
• 1:39:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's over there drinking his heart away.
• 1:39:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's drinking a, it looks like a hynicking or a Stella.
• 1:39:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Stella's what's that's all the fucking shows.
• 1:39:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if they were sponsored.
• 1:39:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: there is a vitamin water sponsor in this shell and you'll it'll be obvious okay in just quick quick, quick sidebar in this week's episode of real housewives of Solace City I think there's fully a way fair ad in the episode because Heather's girls come home and she's like yeah and I furnished the this entire new office all way fair oh my god it has to be a way that's so well you're up so the furniture okay we must be because the most of like Heather got your not shopping at way fair
• 1:40:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So okay, anyway, weird.
• 1:40:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so yeah, Blair watch it.
• 1:40:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair walks out and watches as they leave, Nate standing over there, Chuck comes up behind Blair and Blair goes, she better not show her face again.
• 1:40:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck goes, I'm kind of hoping she will.
• 1:40:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Blair's like, oh, we can make her a Blair has this awesome smile, which is like, yeah, let's take her the fuck down.
• 1:40:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then we get in the cab, Dan's in the middle.
• 1:40:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's got his arm run, Jenny, Serena's looking out the window in the other direction, just like the first shot.
• 1:40:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that Serena looks over at Dan.
• 1:40:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, if you ever have a song, Vienna.
• 1:40:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan, they have like a little smile.
• 1:40:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we get another, gosh, our last gossip girl moment of the episode, Spotted.
• 1:40:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena making a heroic exit from Bees Party.
• 1:41:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Too bad for her, they're school on Monday.
• 1:41:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So until next time, you know you love me.
• 1:41:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it sounds, it's kind of pink Panther vibes.
• 1:41:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I hate these of that.
• 1:41:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I actually hate that.
• 1:41:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't say she like that.
• 1:41:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get a bunch of the pink Panther dancing to that.
• 1:41:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh God.
• 1:41:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so guys that was our gossip girl pilot.
• 1:41:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was a little bit nervous about us recapping it because I was like We already did it.
• 1:41:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it gonna feel stale?
• 1:41:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, never and you know what I feel so much.
• 1:41:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel so long I feel so much better about us recapping the shit like I was nervous, but do you feel like I feel like we just fell back into it like it just Yeah, we just we just got the gift of gap.
• 1:41:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've got the gift of recap.
• 1:41:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we just do Our next episode is called the wild brunch.
• 1:41:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do this in office.
• 1:41:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do care if I do it and you have to do recap next week
• 1:41:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: rock on.
• 1:41:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 1:41:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, in the wake of the scandalous kiss on the lips party, Serena receives an ice cold reception from her best friend Blair.
• 1:42:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a, I do, blah, blah, that's how Louie talks to her later, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, that's kind of funny, and I can't wait to meet Cyrus.
• 1:42:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, not enough.
• 1:42:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I just love him so much.
• 1:42:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this show was just so good.
• 1:42:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it so much.
• 1:42:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't wait to meet the real Alan or Waldorf next episode.
• 1:42:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, I hope you enjoy this pilot.
• 1:42:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are so excited to be doing this.
• 1:42:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope that you, if you haven't watched Glass of Grave before.
• 1:42:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope that you're starting to spoil it, but there's plenty.
• 1:42:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've even talked about Georgina.
• 1:42:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we... God, I love...
• 1:42:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I fuck.
• 1:42:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the way that I love Mona, prep for it.
• 1:42:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's gonna be the same.
• 1:42:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, people were like, that was the hardest one of the thing I posted that was like, who would you rather have scheming on your behalf, Georgina Sparks, your own event or all?
• 1:42:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, how do you choose?
• 1:42:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: But imagine how them both holy shit.
• 1:42:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, hope that you were watching for the first time in loving it or rewatching and enjoying it or not rewatching it all.
• 1:43:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like you shouldn't have to.
• 1:43:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like we made it pretty clear what happens.
• 1:43:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but we love you guys so much.
• 1:43:10
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• 1:43:11
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• 1:43:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Okay, I'm gonna
• 1:43:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And not the vibrato.
• 1:43:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay.
• 1:43:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I absolutely jealous the vibrato.
• 1:43:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you know, it's a very subject like really.
• 1:43:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my god Kind of look he's like a like a like a like a sheep.
• 1:43:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I almost like a ball.
• 1:43:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah Wait if you can do that you can do vibrato If you be I can never rock.
• 1:43:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope you know that.
• 1:43:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 1:43:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.
• 1:43:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my guys.
• 1:43:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's flat.
• 1:43:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's it.
• 1:43:47
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• 1:43:47
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• 1:43:50
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