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What a Cute Boob, er...I Mean...Baby! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: What a cute boob? I mean, baby, it's one more
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  Speaker 1: thing I got a out of Katie Green never.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that anyone's ever called my boobs cute.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know where I am on this topic.
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  Speaker 1: But before we get to that.
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  Speaker 3: Joe, I'm thinking that maybe you need to hang around
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  Speaker 3: uh kinder people.
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  Speaker 1: What is a comment for boobs that's common? Nice? I
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  Speaker 1: guess nice? Nice? Yeah, giant darling. Now they're real and
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  Speaker 1: they're spectacular. Going back to Seinfeld, Uh, does this clip
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  Speaker 1: need any setup? About a woman bringing a baby into
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: No, I think I can go ahead and play it.
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  Speaker 4: I will say that she's confronted by a customer and
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  Speaker 4: a manager.
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  Speaker 3: Is it, Michael, Before you play it?
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  Speaker 1: What do we know?
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  Speaker 3: What sort of restaurant or is that better for after?
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  Speaker 1: And what sort of baby? Human? Baby?
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  Speaker 4: Eight month old baby, very small kid that's making a
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  Speaker 4: lot of noise.
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  Speaker 2: So this gentleman here is telling me to tell my
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  Speaker 2: eight months old to stop screaming because he has because
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  Speaker 2: he has sensitive ears. I know it's loud, but he's
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  Speaker 2: an adult. He can leave, and he chooses not to leave.
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  Speaker 2: He's choosing me to tell me to take my baby
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  Speaker 2: out because he has sense of.
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  Speaker 1: She's a child.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, it's not me. I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 4: Restaurants after hear our discussion, they don't want to need that.
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  Speaker 1: They want to get this.
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  Speaker 2: You came to me about my child, did you not.
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  Speaker 2: You can't remove.
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  Speaker 1: Yourself from this restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: No, you're disrespectful, You're entitled, and you're being privileged right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably mistreated.
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  Speaker 2: Me and I'm I'm a happily married woman.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, baby, I'm ten years next week,
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  Speaker 1: so no one has mysteryd me. You've been disrespectful. Oh hey, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and Joe, just to answer your question, this.
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  Speaker 5: Is like a cafe bakery, kind of a casual like
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  Speaker 5: walk in and it clearly wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: A human baby. It was a macawq or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: That I was not a human dolphin.
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  Speaker 5: Take that child outside, you irresponsible?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well you're going to be a parent soon, she'll
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  Speaker 1: you might end up in that situation.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I raised three of them. I'm the
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  Speaker 3: king of the parents around here. My kid is shrieking
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  Speaker 3: like that, I'm taking them out.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I have multiple times.
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  Speaker 3: You're being all entitled here, Oh, for God's sake.
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  Speaker 2: This second she said, oh yo, being privileged.
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  Speaker 1: Privilege, privileged. Yeah, but what was the comment. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: quite hear what the comment made about her being married
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  Speaker 1: or if a man wronged.
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  Speaker 3: Her or something.
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  Speaker 5: He said, I don't know what man's hurt you in
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  Speaker 5: the past ten years, next week, All right, what poor guy?
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  Speaker 1: What parent though, if their kid's doing that, and my
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  Speaker 1: one of them in particular, did that regularly? Is it
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  Speaker 1: just like horrified and embarrassing and like can't get out
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  Speaker 1: of the place fast enough.
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  Speaker 3: A parent who believes the whole world needs to bow
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  Speaker 3: to them, And I'm familiar with that personality type. Yeah, yeah, boy.
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  Speaker 1: The worst one was when my younger one, who had
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  Speaker 1: a number of medical problems not his fault, which didn't
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  Speaker 1: really know about at the time because it was really
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  Speaker 1: too young to communicate them, but he flipped out at
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant one time and he ended up underneath somebody's
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  Speaker 1: table and I had to go pull him out by
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  Speaker 1: his legs from underneath this table full of people. There's
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  Speaker 1: like six people this table. He's underneath it. He's got
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  Speaker 1: his arms around the middle of the thing, holding the
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  Speaker 1: table up and I can't pull him free, and I
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  Speaker 1: can't get under there. All the legs are there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I had an ask.
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  Speaker 3: Has enjoin your meals? I'm gonna have to pull here
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  Speaker 3: for a while, But to excuse me, what.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to knock the table over and all
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  Speaker 1: the drinks and everything like that, I've gotten by the legs.
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  Speaker 2: Don't mind, don't mind us, And I have one of
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  Speaker 2: your fries.
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  Speaker 1: That was quite to say.
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  Speaker 3: That looks good?
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  Speaker 1: Hmm, what is that is that? Oh? That's the robin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that looks good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was one of the many times we ended up
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  Speaker 1: leaving a restaurant after we had ordered the food, but
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  Speaker 1: before we got it.
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  Speaker 5: I vaguely remember the one time that I acted up
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  Speaker 5: so much in a restaurant. My dad said, that's it,
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  Speaker 5: We're going to the car, took me out of the
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  Speaker 5: restaurant and from there on out, he said, do you
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  Speaker 5: want to go to the car?
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  Speaker 2: And I turned into an angel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one. You only have to do
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  Speaker 1: that once.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you take a if your kid is shrieking,
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  Speaker 2: you take him out of the restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like I said, I just don't know that many
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  Speaker 1: people that wouldn't be so horrifyingly embarrassed about the everybody's
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  Speaker 1: staring at you that you wouldn't be driven from the restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Joe, Na well in the attitude that, no,
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  Speaker 3: you ought to leave the restaurant. You're a grown man.
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  Speaker 3: You leave because I'm in here with a kid shrieking
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  Speaker 3: so loud, everybody's ears are bleeding. You should leave, man,
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  Speaker 3: That's just.
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  Speaker 1: What is it with people? So uh to the nice boob?
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  Speaker 1: Did this happen the other day at a restaurant? And
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  Speaker 1: I know what I think, I know what Joe's gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: I know what I know. I'm perfectly okay with the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you should be able to breastfeed in public,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, you got a baby and sometimes they
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  Speaker 1: need to eat and you gotta do the other thing
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  Speaker 1: like that. But I felt like this woman the other
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  Speaker 1: day at the restroom restaurant. I mean, she's no effort
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  Speaker 1: whatsoever to cover up and facing like the crowd. She
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  Speaker 1: could have just turned this way and faced the other
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  Speaker 1: direction very easily, I mean, and as comfortably, but she
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  Speaker 1: chose to sit in such a way that's just face
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  Speaker 1: all crowd. I mean, what do you think of that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just I feel like that's an effort
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  Speaker 1: to start a controversy just to show that I'm allowed
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  Speaker 1: to do this.
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  Speaker 5: It's I feel like they're trying to get someone to
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  Speaker 5: say something.
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  Speaker 1: I agree. I feel like you wanted someone to say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to breastfeed, then you.
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  Speaker 3: Want to go into your fiel right exactly, because then
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  Speaker 3: you can get all self righteous and activisty. On the
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  Speaker 3: other hand, speaking of activism, I am a free the
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  Speaker 3: nipple activist, so I and with my sister stand in
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  Speaker 3: solidarity with her.
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  Speaker 1: Well, probably you're right. I'm not against the breastfeeding. I
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  Speaker 1: just think why would you want to make it as
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  Speaker 1: as visible as possible.
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  Speaker 5: My dear friend just had a baby, and she showed
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  Speaker 5: me her breastfeeding cover for when she's in public. That
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  Speaker 5: thing folds up to the size of like.
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  Speaker 2: Like an iPhone that she can put into her purse.
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  Speaker 1: So is I see that a lot?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. I've known women to
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  Speaker 1: think that that's really bending to the patriarchy to carry
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  Speaker 1: some sort of cover around. At the same time, though,
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  Speaker 1: if you were to say to that person, I'm guessing, hey,
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  Speaker 1: show me your tits she would go crazy, claim that
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  Speaker 1: was an act of violence you were a rapist to
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  Speaker 1: hashtag me too and the rest of it, or if
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  Speaker 1: you so, she can wave it around at will in public.
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  Speaker 1: But if you were to, you know, suggest, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I am enjoying seeing that, she would go crazy. It's
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  Speaker 1: all about being offended.
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  Speaker 3: They want to be offended.
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  Speaker 1: Throw it over your shoulder like a continental boobang low.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean so, I think I.
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  Speaker 5: Might have mentioned this on one of the one more
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  Speaker 5: things in the past, but I was at a hotel
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  Speaker 5: recently and it was one of those come down and
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  Speaker 5: get the complimentary breakfast things. So you're in a big
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  Speaker 5: room of people eating breakfast and this woman was at
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  Speaker 5: the table across from me, facing me, kicked her shoes
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  Speaker 5: off and busted out her her breast milk pump, put
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  Speaker 5: it on the table, and then just latched those two
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  Speaker 5: things on and.
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  Speaker 2: Was just sitting there.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, you joined my hash browns and it's
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  Speaker 5: you know, yeah, you're right, And I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 3: She was doing both barrels at once, both double blocked
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  Speaker 3: and the load.
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  Speaker 5: Man, yeah, and her mom was holding the baby and
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  Speaker 5: she's just sitting there talking eating bacon and getting and it.
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  Speaker 2: Was just I was kind of like, wow, you are
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  Speaker 2: so comfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had a breakfast over there, Elsie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny. Some people are so comfortable. I'm never
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  Speaker 1: that comfortable ever, Like completely dressed in a room, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable. Yeah, she is right, She with her
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  Speaker 1: tube boobs in a machine getting pumped, sitting at the table.
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  Speaker 2: Waving around with her shoes off.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not like she was at her you know,
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  Speaker 3: her her family gathering or something.
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  Speaker 2: It was a hotel full of strangers. Yeah, and all
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  Speaker 2: these people just waking up, coming down to get their breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what is that?
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  Speaker 2: Tubes all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: That is something each their own. I guess, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, Katie, when you choose a hotel, maybe spend an
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  Speaker 4: extra forty dollars or so a month or now for
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  Speaker 4: whatever it is.
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  Speaker 2: But the breakfast is great, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's it.