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#702 Mike Falzone Joins the Madness · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here the
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  Speaker 1: before we continue i do want to tell you guys
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  Speaker 1: number one thank you everybody for showing up this sunday
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  Speaker 1: at the high hungry mercado at coreas mariscos out there
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  Speaker 1: in uh by the USC hospital. So salute to everybody
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  Speaker 1: who showed up. It's the first one out of, uh,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully many, uh, the next one is going to be
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  Speaker 1: the weekend before Thanksgiving. So the 21st and the 22nd.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to be doing two days. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to keep it the same way I'm doing it, where
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  Speaker 1: I want every vendor that's different, the same, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you, I want every, everybody that's different that way.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's the same. And, um, Of course, I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: actual vendors of different stuff. I can't really have, like.
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  Speaker 2: 10 food vendors. Correa has to make his brain.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so please don't hit me up talking about,
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  Speaker 1: can I sell fucking burgers?
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  Speaker 2: Like, no, bro, it's a restaurant, dog. Like, come on, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Like.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, you know, snacks are cool.
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  Speaker 2: Like the pickles.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like stuff like that is cool. Like snacks and shit
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  Speaker 2: like that. That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: But don't be selling no food meals, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Like, come on, fool.
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  Speaker 2: I can have a taco lady there or some shit. Like,
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  Speaker 2: come on, dog. Like, it's taking away from when the
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  Speaker 2: homie can make tacos himself. Someone hit me up. I know.
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  Speaker 2: Different stuff. And I was like, we're going to have
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  Speaker 2: to charge you if so, because it's an energy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to have to pay the house. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, thank you. Everybody who showed up, everybody who
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  Speaker 2: Happy belated birthday. Thank you for inviting me to your
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  Speaker 2: birthday party this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Now to my left is... My co-host. What's going on, XG?
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for everybody who came out. Thank you for
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  Speaker 4: anybody who bought the mega putasos rosin. If you bought it,
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  Speaker 4: take a dab right now with us because I'm about
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  Speaker 4: to take one.
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  Speaker 2: And thank you. Thank you for everybody. Ready to get faded.
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  Speaker 2: Ready to get high. It always gets fucking smoky in here.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but... I still get excited, bro.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: I still get excited to come... Dude, I guess this
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  Speaker 1: is routine. For the last five years, he's been saying
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  Speaker 1: the same thing every time.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think I, my girl, every time people tell me,
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  Speaker 4: what are you doing today? I'm like, I get to
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  Speaker 4: go smoke weed and hang out with the homies. To me,
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  Speaker 4: it's still fucking exciting. Yeah, it's still like today.
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  Speaker 3: Better than going to the office. Yeah, it's like going
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  Speaker 3: to the office.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what I mean. And then now we
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  Speaker 2: get coffee from Red Eyes. It just keeps getting better.
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  Speaker 3: And better, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't have no fucking alcohol sponsorship at night. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we did. We used to have Craft Beer Kings.
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  Speaker 3: Get the Translate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we used to have these smoothie beers every day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, that's how I got to 300 pounds, dog.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking drink that beer sponsorship. Also across from me is,
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  Speaker 1: all the way from Cannondale, India. What's going on, Nitty?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on, Keon the Fools? You already know what
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  Speaker 3: it is. Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Thank
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  Speaker 3: you guys for being here. Appreciate you. Dope-ass day. It's
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  Speaker 3: beautiful outside. It's hoodie weather.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy, bro. Is it like the AC's not on today?
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  Speaker 3: I love that the AC is not on.
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  Speaker 2: It was even cold for me.
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  Speaker 3: It's always freezing in here.
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  Speaker 2: It was even cold for me, dog.
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  Speaker 3: I know. That's probably....
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  Speaker 2: I know, dog, but, like.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait. Like, you're doing great, but once you
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  Speaker 3: lose some more weight, and I can't wait for you
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  Speaker 3: to start feeling cold. I feel cold already, dog. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to get worse, bro. I can't wait.
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  Speaker 4: As a skinny guy, bro, it is cold all the time. Like, dude, like,
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  Speaker 4: there's times where my girl's like, can I.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, you go to the school.
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  Speaker 4: No, there's times, there's times, there's times that my lady's like,
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  Speaker 4: can I get your hoodie?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: Now we got to go buy one at the stupid
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  Speaker 4: music festival because I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm cold. I'm not taking one off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. I'm like, no.
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  Speaker 2: So I'd rather just go buy her one and keep mine.
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  Speaker 1: Your lady does that on purpose, dog. She knows if
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  Speaker 1: she were to ask for the sweater, right straight up,
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  Speaker 1: Xavier would be like, we don't need a sweater. But
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  Speaker 1: it's like the moment she says she's cold, Xavier's going
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  Speaker 1: to buy her one.
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  Speaker 4: No, now I tell her bitch has to fucking bring one.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like, hey, put it in the backpack because
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  Speaker 2: they're expensive.
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  Speaker 3: They never want to bring it. When you're first dating...
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  Speaker 3: You give her the sweater.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm Skinny Rock.
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  Speaker 3: I still bought it, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I still bought it.
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  Speaker 3: What if it's date number one and she has your sweater?
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  Speaker 4: You still look like a baller, bro, because these fucking
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  Speaker 4: hoodies are like $ 80 at these music festivals.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you got to take them to a dope-ass
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  Speaker 1: music festival, dog, where you're like, look, they wouldn't sell
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  Speaker 1: no whack-ass merch.
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  Speaker 2: That sweater is guaranteed. Thank you, Ray, for running the boards,
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  Speaker 2: as usual.
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  Speaker 1: Also, we do have a guest in the house, a
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  Speaker 1: very funny comedian, all the way from Chicago, right?
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  Speaker 5: Connecticut.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, all the way from Connecticut, but just flew in
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  Speaker 2: from Chicago.
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  Speaker 6: Just in Chicago yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just in Chicago yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go ahead and give it up for the one
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  Speaker 2: and only Mike Falzon.
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  Speaker 6: What's up, everybody? Thank you so much for having me, dude.
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  Speaker 7: What'd you say?
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  Speaker 3: Is that Italian?
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  Speaker 6: That is Italian. That's very Italian.
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  Speaker 3: Falzon. Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just here trying to get a hoodie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck. Well, I mean, is all your family Italian?
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  Speaker 2: Like your mom and dad?
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  Speaker 6: Italian and Greek for the most part. And a couple
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  Speaker 6: Irish people married in.
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  Speaker 3: So you're a hairy fool.
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  Speaker 6: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: You're a hairy fool.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Surprisingly, I mean, from here, yes. From here, there's nothing.
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  Speaker 9: Really?
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  Speaker 3: The only Greek guy ever.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, something got messed up.
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  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Not enough hero. Have you seen his back?
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  Speaker 6: I try not to.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, his back is.
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  Speaker 2: Nitty looks like... You know when you need to change
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  Speaker 2: your shaver and there's hair coming out of it?
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  Speaker 1: Nitty looks like one of those blades, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Where the hair's all sticking out and shit. Do you
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  Speaker 2: go to the beach a lot?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I'll take my shirt off. I don't give
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  Speaker 3: a fuck. Hell, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Even when he was fat, I was like, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: those pictures of him, and I was just like, that
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  Speaker 1: confidence on the son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I could never. Like, Sam's got a
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  Speaker 2: hairy back like that, but he gets Dana to shave
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  Speaker 2: his back. You've not once asked your girl, can you
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  Speaker 2: handle this?
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  Speaker 3: I've never shaved my back once. You have white hairs
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  Speaker 3: in your body? It's not crazy. Like, you've seen 40-Year-Old Virgin.
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  Speaker 3: You know how hairy that guy is. It's not thick
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  Speaker 3: like that. I'm just hairy, but it's not like crazy.
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  Speaker 3: thick like that.
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  Speaker 2: Like a hair thinning man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It's like my back is bald.
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  Speaker 2: Like his shoulder does look like a bald man.
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  Speaker 10: Like your back just came back from surgery.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the back of my head.
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  Speaker 2: Mine looks a little better. It's got a couple more
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  Speaker 2: hairs in there. Who needs some hair plugs on his shoulder, dawg?
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  Speaker 6: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. Yeah, dude. Some grays in there too.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, on the other one, you should just make your
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  Speaker 2: shoulder into like a tattoo of my head.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like Blackwood's covering it up completely.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, tattoo a random fucking face on your other shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: Like a balding fucking man.
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  Speaker 2: That's like Tommy's fucking tattoo. The homie, you know, three plates.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen his thumb? He's got a whole chest piece.
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  Speaker 3: Believe it or not.
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  Speaker 2: He's got this Japanese or Japanese lady in here. And
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  Speaker 2: what's funny is he doesn't shave. The bitch got a mustache.
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  Speaker 2: And it's fucking heavy mustache.
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  Speaker 6: Like one of those willy-willy things.
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  Speaker 1: You know that he must have been some kind of
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  Speaker 1: fucking skinny when he got that, bro. He must have
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  Speaker 1: been at least somewhat really comfortable with his body because
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  Speaker 1: he was in three places.
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  Speaker 2: You think he's 300 pounds?
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  Speaker 3: Not anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, one time he got on.
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  Speaker 1: The scale when I went to the first Tabasito headquarter.
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  Speaker 1: And then, you know, I told you that I seen
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  Speaker 1: that first gym. And he was like right there at
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  Speaker 1: that 300 mark. Like maybe a 294. You just round
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  Speaker 1: up at that point, though, bro.
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  Speaker 2: That's why.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, to me, you're 300. 294 or you're 290, brother.
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  Speaker 2: No, bro. No, bro.
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  Speaker 3: You're already big.
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  Speaker 2: You got to add six pounds, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're going to eat them when you get off
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  Speaker 1: the scale, dog. When you get off the scale, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to fucking be like, oh, look how light I am.
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  Speaker 1: Let me go eat some Del Taco.
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  Speaker 3: You don't tell a 5'8 guy, just call yourself six foot.
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  Speaker 4: If you're a female, I understand why you're going to
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  Speaker 4: round lower.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're already a big and you're already a man,
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  Speaker 2: you might as well just.
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  Speaker 3: I'm 300, dog. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: You're going 290.
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  Speaker 3: Own it. Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Own it.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you. What I'm just saying is an
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  Speaker 3: insecure fat guy... I would have preferred at 294 to
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  Speaker 3: be called 290 versus 300. So hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like when I put myself in extra large
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  Speaker 1: shirts that I had no business being in.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, extra large food?
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  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, dog. Keep telling yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Then why does your extra large just fit like a medium?
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  Speaker 1: Your fucking tits are all squished up, bro. You look
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking chorizo.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck no, dog.
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  Speaker 2: You've ever been big?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm the biggest I've ever been right now.
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  Speaker 3: He's Italian, bro.
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  Speaker 2: They fucking eat a lot of fucking fat shit.
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  Speaker 3: But you're not even that big right now.
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  Speaker 6: I appreciate that. I've been wearing baggier clothes. It feels nice.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, you don't look like a
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  Speaker 2: fat guy.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I have fat guy mentality. I was fat in
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  Speaker 10: grade school and stuff like that. So it's in there.
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  Speaker 10: It's like forever in there. So I try not to
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  Speaker 10: get too out of control. But then I started playing
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  Speaker 10: soccer and stuff like that. Just weight falls off of
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  Speaker 10: you when you're a teenager. Running five miles a day.
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  Speaker 10: And now I'm 42 and I walk fast.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. You walk a lot on your pod. I
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  Speaker 3: walk constantly. That walking pod or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: You have a walking pod?
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  Speaker 3: It's like a vlog.
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  Speaker 6: I do like videos and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 10: I've been doing these for like 17 years now on
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  Speaker 10: YouTube where I just walk around my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 6: I talk about stuff. But walking like smoke a joint,
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  Speaker 6: walk around the neighborhood, there's nothing better than that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You got a nice neighborhood. I got a nice neighborhood.
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  Speaker 6: I always live close to the rich people.
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  Speaker 10: It's like we're the apartment people, and then you walk
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  Speaker 10: into the rich person's neighborhood, and they don't talk to
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  Speaker 10: you or say good morning or anything. They let you
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  Speaker 10: pet the dogs, but they tolerate you being around.
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  Speaker 6: You have a nice background for the video.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Like the apartment guys find me a video.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody's got to work.
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  Speaker 6: It's nice though.
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  Speaker 3: You said 17 years. So when I met you, so
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: Mike does, if you don't know, he does, he's an
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  Speaker 3: awesome standup comedian, performs at the comedy store in LA,
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  Speaker 3: all over New York.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks, bud.
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  Speaker 3: But when I met you, you had just started comedy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you had come to Toronto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And-
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  Speaker 3: you had come from the background of being a YouTube guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: But I never, can you tell us about that? Um,
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  Speaker 3: what were you doing on YouTube that made you so popular?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I was doing that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 10: I had some like health scares and I almost died
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  Speaker 10: a couple of times in the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit.
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  Speaker 6: And then that was probably around 27.
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  Speaker 10: So it gave me perspective on like my teenage life.
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  Speaker 10: So I would do these like kind of funny advice videos,
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  Speaker 10: but basically telling people like what I wish I knew
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  Speaker 10: when I was a teenager. And then people found that
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  Speaker 10: helpful and the audience.
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  Speaker 6: Grew from that.
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  Speaker 10: And, um, and then I just want, I was a
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  Speaker 10: musician at the time and I liked talking in between
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  Speaker 10: the songs more than I liked playing the songs. So
• 10:56
  Speaker 10: that was just kind of like a, like a gradual
• 10:58
  Speaker 10: transition into standup, which is something I was always a
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  Speaker 10: fan of and I never thought that I could do.
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  Speaker 10: And then I learned how to do that and I
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  Speaker 10: fell in love with it and I wanted to do
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  Speaker 10: it all over the place. And Toronto was so close.
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  Speaker 10: So we would go and, uh, Dude, it's funny how
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  Speaker 10: now it's like people kind of look down on internet people,
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  Speaker 10: but they bring an audience and all that stuff. But
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  Speaker 10: it's way more accepted than it was. It was like
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  Speaker 10: straight up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure. When it first started happening... Yes. I
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: think all the stand-ups were like, wait, what is happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: They started getting scared. Someone's taking our shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And it was like.
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  Speaker 2: It is scary.
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  Speaker 10: I remember people in Toronto definitely being defensive and.
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  Speaker 6: Not super nice.
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  Speaker 3: I remember you telling me that.
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  Speaker 7: But then.
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  Speaker 10: Joe at the corner put me on all these shows
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  Speaker 10: and I was like, put your guys on every show
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  Speaker 10: and your guys will have all this audience that they've
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  Speaker 10: never had before.
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  Speaker 6: And the people come to the corner that had never
• 11:53
  Speaker 6: been there before.
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  Speaker 10: So, you know, that's what you do when you have
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  Speaker 10: a little bit of something, especially when you had nothing
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  Speaker 10: for a long time. You share it with everybody else
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  Speaker 10: and share it with like who's seen it is to
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  Speaker 10: like show respect. And then by the time I left
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  Speaker 10: Toronto for the first time, everyone was like, come back whenever.
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  Speaker 6: So it was a... I think about those trips all
• 12:11
  Speaker 6: the time, dude.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: So you're early YouTube. Like 2011.
• 12:15
  Speaker 6: No, no, like 20... Or 2009.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 12:20
  Speaker 6: Like when it started.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Holy fuck, bro. You're the OGs, OGs, dude. Because I mean,
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: I've worked... I mean.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Like, who goes back there?
• 12:31
  Speaker 6: Very few people who are left standing around.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's like when conspiracies were running YouTube.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: Like, it's when Flat Earth was the only thing you'd
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: go on YouTube.
• 12:39
  Speaker 10: Conspiracy video of, like, a bear at the zoo.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: And you were- early.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: There like literally anything did you that was the first
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: video right it was one of something at the zoo
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: was one of the first ones yeah.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Like i know the edgar that was like one of
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: the first youtube spanish videos.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: I was just got married yeah he got mad that
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: we know.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: That it's crazy bro so there was this viral video
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: called like it was this slow down again like edgar
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: like edgar.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: So this guy falls, this guy named Edgar falls. That's
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: basically the name of the video, bro. And it's just
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: this fat guy on like, a river but in between
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: the river there's two poles and his homies are like
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: break and find it yeah and his homies are fucking
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: with the poles and while fucking with them this kid
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: falls right in between the fucking two poles and straight
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: into the lake and it's just like he's all mad
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: like so he starts yelling and it's that first viral
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: moments where you're like dad dad and you got everybody
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: you see you're like come to my room and then
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: it has to load for 20 minutes and And then
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: you play the video, and then everyone's dying, but it
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: was the first viral moment, and this guy just got married.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: And the only reason we know that, because we know
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: that that's La Queda Vega, and that's him.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: It's that one.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: You guys seen it.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen the video.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Everyone's seen it, bro. And it's this fat guy crossing.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: He starts crying. He was his friend back then. Yeah, yeah.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: That's his fucking cousin. Not his friend, Xavier. Oh, his cousin.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: That's Xavier and E-Zone.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Exactly, thank you.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Xavier crossed E-Zone by the way. E-Zone. E-Zone. E-Zone.
• 14:02
  Speaker 9: E-Zone.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: E-Zone.
• 14:05
  Speaker 9: E-Zone.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: It's classic, dude. They made music on it.
• 14:14
  Speaker 11: They were on TV shows.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: They were on Stern. They were like an Oprah. It
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: was huge for the Mexican community. They were not on Oprah.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: On the Mexican Oprah. On the Mexican Oprah.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Orlando. Orlando. He almost made it, too.
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
• 14:30
  Speaker 9: He also got like a chocolate deal, too.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got a chocolate deal.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: What's that? It was the chocolate King David? Yeah, because
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: he was like the guard.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: It was crazy, the shit that fucking went down. But
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: he recently just got married.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Edgar? Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Because as much as people.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Hey, how come all Mexican girls get married and shit
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: like that and they know how to.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, they got raised right, they all look
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: like that, huh? I don't remember what she looked like.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: What did she look like? Let's see.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: It's like a very empowered woman. Ray, can you tell
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: this guy's wife.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: You can just tell she's, she can get her Mexican
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: mean mom on, you know?
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: That's so funny to get so many endorsements from getting
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: bullied by your friends.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I know, right? That's the, you know what the internet's
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: doing now? It's turned into like where if someone does
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: a funny video about a Burger King burger, Burger King
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: will just use that as their ad now.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: What was it?
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: Dr. Pepper did that whole, they changed their song.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Based on that girl who wrote that song? it's free
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: it's free advertising it's what like comedy clubs are doing
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: now they expect everybody the comics to bring people.
• 15:32
  Speaker 10: Well it's like people in their room can get what
• 15:35
  Speaker 10: they would normally pay like tens of thousands of dollars
• 15:38
  Speaker 10: to do with marketing yeah You know, and it's like these,
• 15:41
  Speaker 10: you make up a song in your room and then
• 15:43
  Speaker 10: a million people see it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: And Dr.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Pepper's like, yeah, just do that. Do that.
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: La Caida de Edgar came out on May.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: 8th, 2006. Dude, 20 years, dog.
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Can we see his wife?
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: You don't sound like a creep at all.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: You don't sound like a creep at all.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Ezone said she looks like a lady that's very stern.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Go to edgarswife.com.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Let's see what Edgar's like.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: You know, you could just tell, like, you know how
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: the Mexican president has that look where it's like, you
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: can be a bitch.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: You have to, dude.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, she just married this fool. There it is.
• 16:25
  Speaker 9: Look.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: She looks happy. The first one, look. She has this
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: stern look.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's managing the finances.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. For sure, managing the finances.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: She's pretty. She's the one shaking the sticks now. Yeah, dude.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: That's how he gets in the bed. She has the sticks.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That King David chocolate money, dog.
• 16:47
  Speaker 9: Some people just stay there. They stay the memes. Now
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: he's married.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Married meme.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing is though, comedic shit like that in
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Latin America, all kind of comedic shit, it's always character based.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: So if you become a meme, you can actually strike
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: out and you can make it big in Latin America.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Because most of the most famous comedians or people that
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: are comedic, I guess legends out there- They're all character-based.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Canteen Floss, fucking La India Maria, fucking that stupid guy
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: that Xavier swears by that does comedy.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Lapitulo and Lapitulo.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Dog, did you hear him just this Polo Polo?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Bro, that's a mech. That's a goat, dog. That's like
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Richard Pryor in Spanish, bro. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: Honestly, I never wanted to say this, but I'm going
• 17:36
  Speaker 9: to have to meet your mic, dog.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, we've never muted.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Iso's mic, bro. Polo, polo. No, but what you're getting wrong,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: it's not just Mexicans. It's outside of North America. It's like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: besides Mexico, it's every country comedy, before it evolves, is
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: character based. Like all the Caribbean and in India and Asia,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: all that shit. It's like guys dressing up as women and,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: you know, doing a character.
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: Tyler Perry shit.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Tyler Perry shit. Before it becomes what it
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: is now, what stand-up is now, where it's very.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Why do black people get mad when black people do.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: That, huh?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: It's just like, bro, they say it's the Illuminati's making
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: them do it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just like, you gotta, like, you know,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: not everybody who does it becomes successful.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: They're trying to humiliate them.
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: That's what they think. Look, you showed up to the
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: podcast early, right? Xavier's actually the first one here. But
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: he comes in with a leopard print dress. And he
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: just sits down like nothing. Wouldn't you be bothered by
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: that by a little bit?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: He's only going to be bothered because he'd be horny.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: He just doesn't address it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: Sorry, X, to use you as an example, but you
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: are wearing the shorts.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking calling the fucking psych wardens. I'm dropping this.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Nah. He'd be bothered.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: What if me and Nitty both showed up in dresses?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: He'd be hot and bothered. He'd be hot and bothered.
• 18:51
  Speaker 10: But I wonder if you do that for a couple
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: years and you blow up and then all of a
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: sudden you don't want to do it anymore and it
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: becomes impossible to.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Not do it. Dice Clay. Yeah, oh, same thing. Dice Clay.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Richard Dice Clay. Dice Clay will always be Dice Clay, huh?
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Richard Dice Clay, especially.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Richard Dice Clay.
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: Come on, X.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. Who the fuck is that? Dude, mute his mic.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Fuck you, right?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. English is my second language. Leave me the
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: fuck alone. At least I know Polo Polo's a great-
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: You're fucking 33. 33 years of speaking English. Get it right.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: Low-key, Polo Polo is a go, dog.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: That's like calling the guy Timmy Handstop.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Timmy Handgraves.
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: La jaula.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: You're right, though.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: He's going to.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Do that stuff right now. He doesn't want to be
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: that guy forever.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: But that's how you blow it. That's how a million
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: people know you.
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: And then all of a sudden you want to be
• 19:41
  Speaker 10: like regular no sunglasses version of you.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Carrot Top could never not be Carrot Top.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to name names.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Carrot Top was almost not Carrot Top.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Recently. Yeah, recently. I know, man. Damn. It's Carrot Down.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Honestly, man, that guy has really made a fucking successful career.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Apparently, if you go watch it, it's an amazing show.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Dude, it's fucking dope.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Next time I go to Vegas, it's on my list, bro,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: because I'll keep hearing.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I've always heard great things.
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: I love pop comedy.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: For him to be copping from casino to casino and
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: the other casino would.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Be like, you know what? We'll have it. It'll go
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: for like 30. Yeah. For like 30 years, bro. So
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: this guy's had a Vegas residency. He has never had
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: it for the last 30 years, bro.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: He's had a shout out to him.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: The care top doesn't want to be that character.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Lugging around that stuff. He just has, like, he always
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: has to check so many bags. That's why he's in Vegas.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: He's done with checking bags. Can you imagine going to
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: TSA and he's just playing jokes?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: He's like, I've always wanted to be celery.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Is he a gambler? I don't know. Because I've heard
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: that Vegas.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Gambling with his life.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: No, no, I know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: But I heard Vegas gives residencies to people who.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Love to gamble because the money stays there.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: They always win.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, they give you 10 grand? Oh, I'm just going
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: to fucking rack up those fucking, just leave it there.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: So I was wondering if he's a gambler because they're
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: known to like rebook fucking gambling addicts.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I think he's probably one of the few people who
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: probably doesn't have a vice like that. When Vegas got
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: their hands on Bruno Mars, they were just like, fuck yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: an Asian addicted gambler. I was like, plus he's Filipino.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: That means he's like jungle Asian. So he's going to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: go 10 times harder.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: The theaters outside the host tribe.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to name names, but talking about fighting spiders.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Fucking Filipinos.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: You get stuck on doing something and you want to
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: change what it is. So like there's, there's comic that
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I know who transitioned and a major festival that ask
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: them to come be on the festival. But this happened
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: just as they started transitioning.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Into what?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: And then into a woman.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: So ask them to not?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Then when they got it, they asked
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: the festival, can I come out as myself before the transition? Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: And they said, no, you can only do it if
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: you come out as your transition form. Oh, cool.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Optimus Prime.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. So now they're in
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: that person that they are now. They're doing the comedy thing.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: But I It makes me wonder because at the beginning,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: they did ask to not come out like that. Wow.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: So are they doing it because they want to keep
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: the career going? You know?
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: That's so tough, man.
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: That's so tough because it's your whole livelihood. You want
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: to be who you are, but you also want a job.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: And now you're stuck in that, right?
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: So if you try to come out of that, like, well,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: we just don't fuck with you anymore. You know? Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: That's why it sucks. It's scary to get stuck in. Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Happens to people on the internet.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, let's talk about the most basic one,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: and I mean.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: If he's happy with it, good for him. But Burt,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Burt gots to drink, dog. Burt has to drink.
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: Also, he has to do the machine every single time.
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: You know, he has to do the shirt off and
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: also the stories.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: That's who he is. He has to drink. I thought
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: you were like, something because of his wife. No, I
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: mean his wife.
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: Carrot Top has a net worth of $ 70 million.
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: Holy shit.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: He what?
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: Carrot Top has a net worth of $ 70 million.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Listen, bro, even if that guy loves gambling, you're worth
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: $ 70 million?
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: It's cool, dog.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, now here's the thing. Being worth that much money.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: What do they have you under blackmail that you're willing
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: to kill yourself? He makes $ 8 million a year. You
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: can't just pay that. You have $ 70 million. What video
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: do you have of me that I need to buy back?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I heard it was a video of him trying to
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: pick up another dude, some gay stuff. He didn't want
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: that to come up.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: It's weird in Vegas, dude. To kill yourself for some
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: gay shit now is kind of crazy. Yeah, that's what
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, it sucks.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, your dad's not going to be too stoked.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: You think there's a gay guy that tried to kill
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: himself because he found out getting straight texts?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: People turned the other way.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: They found him texting a girl and now he's like,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: people can't know about that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: People turned the other way when Eddie Murphy did it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: They can fucking turn the other way.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: So much that I forgot.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: He was just.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: Giving somebody a ride.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: That shit kind of pissed me off.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: The Hoity Murphy situation is because I'm like... That's not how.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: It's because he's Eddie Murphy, black people didn't react like
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: black people, dog.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: If it would have been anybody else, they'd be like, oh,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: hell no, that nigga gay.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? They would have just been like...
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: They would have been on that shit, dog.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: I think what it is, and like in the case
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: of Eddie Murphy, like let's just say the Nutty Professor,
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: he played like five different characters, including a woman.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Two women, right?
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: Tyler Perry, it's.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Just all women. Yeah, Tyler Perry... Barely a dude.
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: Maybe.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Couple of his films, it'll be a guy and fucking Madea.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about him playing a woman.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about him picking up that transvestite that he
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: got caught picking up with. Yeah, like back in the day,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: he really got caught. The cops took this fool in.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Back when they still called him transvestite.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: He probably didn't know. I'm just quoting what the paperwork said,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: And Ray says he probably didn't know. Now, I'll let
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: you slide. They're pretty slick now. They're pretty slick now.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not making excuses, but I can understand.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: With his money, Eddie Murphy, I could see him getting
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: caught up with some... The Mona Lisa of transvestites?
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But in the 90s? It's dark.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: But in the 90s, bro? Get the fuck out of here.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Adam's apple was the biggest of all.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Hey, Eddie.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Hey, Eddie.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Do you think I'm sexy? Yeah. No.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: Like, kind of.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I would have been like, damn, he got caught. He
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: got caught.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Back then, you liked.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: It, bro. It's all good. Back then, they had five
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: o'clock shadows. But like.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: But like, even like, you look at it now, like
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: if Carrot Top, let's just say he's doing some shit.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: It's like, fool, it's the 2026.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: You think he wanted to be Carrot Bottom?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Even if he did, bro, it doesn't defeat the fact
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that this man has fucking killed it for the last
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: 30 years.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: If he's into fucking picking up dudes every now and then.
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: Dude, it would probably double his audience. Anybody who would
• 25:48
  Speaker 10: leave him because they thought he was doing whatever and
• 25:52
  Speaker 10: they didn't approve of it, he would probably gain twice
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: as many people back for reinventing himself, you know?
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: It says here, Eddie Murphy publicly maintained that he did
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: not know that the person that he was with was
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: a sex worker, stating through his publicist and representatives that
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: he was merely acting as a good Samaritan by offering
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: a ride to someone in distress.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Flat tire situation.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: We've all been there.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Can't even help nobody anymore without being called gay.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: How much do you think he's paying her on?
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: Still?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Nah, hell no.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: No, it already came out. He's just going to deny it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: At that point, you got to like shug nighter ass, bro.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Like you got to find a way to get rid
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: of her, dog.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: No, but she already, he already, it's already out though.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: There's nothing like.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: No, but he's, he's saying he's like, if she's going
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to extort him, that's what he got caught, bro. There's no,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving this bitch.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Or dude no money. Now you just deny it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I would just be like.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It's too late now. At a time that there's no podcast,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: no nothing, he got away scot-free. If he would have
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: done that now, bro, we would have that dude on
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: this podcast. There'd be video of it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: The girl would be recording it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: We could still have her on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure why not bro we can resurface this
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: shit probably has an nda and all that shit that's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: probably something that for sure that they agreed on but
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: there's no way you're gonna you're gonna pay it's like
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: bro if you got caught on something.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: That you're so they want to keep sneaky or like you're.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Not trying like getting caught it's like hey bro the
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: cat's out of the bag why the fuck are you
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: gonna extort.
• 27:19
  Speaker 10: Me you think she's still around that happened in la
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: in 1997 97 yeah 1996?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yo, Ray, can you look up when this is?
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: She still lives downtown?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: If that girl's still alive?
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: She's about like four blocks away from me.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: The Eddie Murphy picked up. You mean the guy?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the dude.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Well, what if she committed and she got the.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Pussy and everything?
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Did they get the pussy.com?
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Everything.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Imagine you never wanted to ask one of those fools
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: that like boned somebody.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: The answer.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, the homie called it. The homie called it. He
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: knew she wasn't going to last long.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Passed away in 98?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy probably had a party that year.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: All right, how do you think she passed away? I'm
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: going to say AIDS.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Did he? AIDS was pretty prevalent at that time. Or HIV.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the aid was Eddie Murphy's aid. He went there
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: and took care of that so he didn't talk anymore.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You falling for that? She has a whole Wikipedia and
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I don't. What the fuck?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here. I promise you if
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: you go blow Eddie Murphy tomorrow you'll be on Wikipedia.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: You want to end up there, dog? Just go stand
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: on the corner. I bet you people have opened up
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: for Eddie Murphy and don't have a Wikipedia.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: Okay, for those who are listening and not watching.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Open up your cheeks for Eddie Murphy and you'll get
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: a Wikipedia. Okay.
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: A neighbor in Sulu's apartment building found her dead on
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: the sidewalk outside the building. Discovered wearing only her bra, pants,
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: and a towel. Police suspected Sulu was locked out of
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: her apartment and tried to use a towel as a rope.
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: to slide or swing down from the roof to.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: An open window.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: She's an athlete.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: Instead, she fell five floors and suffered severe head trauma,
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: resulting in her death, which was classified as accidental. The
• 29:07
  Speaker 9: coroner's report stated someone heard a scream at 5 o'clock
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: in the morning, which is believed to indicate the time
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: of Celuli's death.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: That sounds fishy.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I can't tell. That's a GTA death. Yeah, I can't
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: tell if that's like a drug death. Induced like decision
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: or is that the sober decision that went wrong?
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: This is Eddie Murphy using his motherfucking money and saying, yo,
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: this bitch can't be alive. She can't come on the
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: We Don't Smoke the Same podcast and tell the motherfucking story, dog.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: She was going to go on Oprah, for sure, dog.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: He sent Charlie to go take care of it. Charlie
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: and Rick Chance. Charlie was that dude.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: He's dead, right?
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Charlie was that dude, man. Have you seen all the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: stories where that fool was like, really with the business?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: And you're just like, damn, dog. That motherfucker was like
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the violent Eddie. Yeah, he was.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: He was the gangster Eddie.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he pretty much was.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: Bizarro Eddie.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 10: Like super eddie like eddie murphy but he had like
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: the ninja turtles.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Ooze and chappelle said if they're they might bring back
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: chappelle show only if eddie murphy does please don't don't
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: do it only if eddie murphy does all charlie murphy
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: don't do it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think leave it alone yeah i was gonna
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: say like when i could i gotta agree with ray
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: like when it's like you're not gonna let this fool
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: yes he's gotten away with saying faggot on stage and
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: doing all this stuff like But that's like a special, bro.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He stirs the pot. But now it's like, I don't
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: think that it's going to serve the same purpose it
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: did back then.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: Things have to be of their time.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Timing is such an important part of it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Like Beavis and Butthead right now, it's shit.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: It sucks.
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: I still don't mind watching it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Would you rather have nothing? Yes.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: No, but my thing. Those are your choices. But my thing, no.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Would not have it at all or a shit version?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. If it doesn't do great, it's going
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: to take what it was.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: So it has to do good for it to be like,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: it's still the goal.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Because if it's not good, we're just going to be like,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I agree with you 100%, but the thing is, it's
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: not my career, so I don't mind. Sure. Go ahead,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: drop it. I would love it. Because what if it's good?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I'm just consuming. You're fine. Yeah, I'm just consuming in this.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? No, I care.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: You know? Fuck!
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck, you got me. Yeah, make it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Make it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I want to see this shit be good or bomb.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I fucking hate the game.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I hope in my heart of hearts, I hope it's
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: amazing and it cements its legacy. But if it's not,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: it's okay. I still want to, like, if you're going
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: to make it, I'm going to watch it. It's like
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: the Game of Thrones ending. People hated it, but I'm
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: just happy they made it. Right.
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: When it comes back in 30 years, it's going to
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: be awesome.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: All the dragons are old.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to be real.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: You're going to wait for those dragons?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went down this fucking deep dive about the
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: whole thing where the whole dinosaur shit was not real.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: It's just dragons.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: And it's just dragons, yeah, and all this shit.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: And that painting they discovered behind that fucking painting in
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: that museum and shit, because they were just.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck? I don't get that shit.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, fool, you have that shit sitting there
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: all this time, and there's nobody back there that's like,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you know what, let's... There's some free time.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Let's just look at this fucking painting. Like how the
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: fuck do you discover that shit?
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: You discover dinosaur bones deep in the ground, but you
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: can't look behind a painting.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: No one excavated the back of the painting.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: And then, and then like the whole fact that like,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: that you're just like everybody around the world fucking seem
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: to have the whole understanding of dragons. They wipe that
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: shit down because it used to be by stories and
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: fables and all this shit. And then, There's even explorers
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: back in the day, they're like, hey, when we went
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: to China, every time for Chinese, they had these motherfuckers
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: locked up, and they brought them out when it was
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Chinese New Year. And I'm like, damn, I kind of
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: believe Chinese people probably saw some dragons back in their day.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: They probably ate them.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: They were probably.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I'm saying like, but, yeah, like, but. But for sure
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: they had some, dog.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: They were the dinosaurs. I'm sure.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Orange chicken dragon, dog?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Orange dragon. Yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Orange T-Rex.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Dragon teriyaki?
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, a chicken is a dragon.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's a little ass chicken.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: You look at a chicken, that shit's fucking wild, bro.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: It's true. If that shit was tall, we'd be scared
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: of these motherfuckers, bro.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: They say dragons are supposed to have feathers, and they
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: say that's why the T-Rex's hands are like that, because
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: it's actually like a chicken. Sure, sure, sure. The same
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: type of thing. That's just where the wing was. That's
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Dude, chickens are so stupid.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: They just go.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: They just go like this, bro. If that thing was
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: huge and could eat us, it would just pick us
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: out like.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Nothing, bro.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, the whole bird species is supposed to be dinosaurs,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: but think about it.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: There's some birds out there, like you ever heard of
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: the fucking harpy eagle?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Harpy eagle. There's this thing called the harpy's eagle or
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: some shit like that. Ray, look this shit up.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: That shit is almost like a mythical fucking bird, but
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: it's alive. Bro, this shit could really pick up a
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: fucking baby and just devour that shit.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Like straight up, bro. Like this shit is fucking some
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: other shit. It's like those Middle East birds. Like the gang,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: full harpy eagle. Those eagles.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Dude, we had the falcon from the LAFC at one
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: point here.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Look at that shit, bro. Like, that shit gets to
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: be so fucking big, dog, and the noise.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: It fucking makes. Like, when this shit's all big, it
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: has to keep... Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Look at that motherfucker, dog. That shit comes after your
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: fucking baby, dog.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Wow. Your baby, you got to make another one.
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: Hey, but low-key, you can't compare it to the condor.
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: You seen the picture of that dude with the condor? Yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: but this shit has hunting fucking, like.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: That looks like a father holding his fat baby. You
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: ever seen those fat babies? You're like, how do you three...
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Three years old, but 300 pounds. You know what, though?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Like, low-key, like, I'm surprised. How come the gangs never
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: got a hold of one of these? They get a
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: hold of all those weapons. There was a gang named
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: after them. That'd be the mascot.
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: Man, they wouldn't know what to do with that bird, dog.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Couple snipers.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: You don't understand.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Like, we used to use pigeons, and they used to
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: be a staple.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Society, bro. That's what they tell you. Yeah, they
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: just kick it here now.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Birds aren't real, dawg. CIA, dawg. They're CIA spies, bro.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: They're spies.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: CIA converted them into fucking spies.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I have an all-white dove. That fool's real, dawg.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dawg.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: It's the government watching you.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he came back. I let that fool out,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: and then he came back a day later, and I
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, fool, you can stay.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: That's what they do, though.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: That's like their whole thing.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like he was like, yo, they feed me good here.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. From LAFC. But he's a falcon.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I have fucking air. It went up to the fucking bird.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: It went up to the. Dude's on a plane. I
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: was seeing him, I was like, what's a falcon? Like
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: every time it's a falcon.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I have a circus. I have a circus.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: All the birds have fucking air. It is kind of bad.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I have fucking air. Train a crow. Shit like that.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: People their own crows in them their own crows area
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: follow that fucking bird fucking bird.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: I was like you know wondering i was like insider trade.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Wondering i was like we're not at the park you
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: come to the you come to the you come to
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the he's a criminal like you know the like damn
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: like look are you the government through the government like
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: how the.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Fuck do like how the fuck do the dude seagull Stories. Stories.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: For the fucking. Waits for the host. Fuck with it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Fighting it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Fighting it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Fighting it. Fucking. Say go at it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: I'm like in the.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Found it. We attack. Found it. We.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: And. They rent the car.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Cockfighting. It's not good. Yeah. Cockfighting.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: They love their birds. And dog.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Dies. They're like. They're like.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: They're like.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah. No, but then if you get blades.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Not like a pokey.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Get blades.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Bro, they got money. They had all kinds. Bro, they
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: got money. Fucking roost. They make sure they like. That roost.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Like that side.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: Roost.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: Like that side.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: And then you could. So I went to my off
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: and shit.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: It is kind of bad.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: It's called animal. They don't know about.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: The ones that. The ones that are. The ones that are.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Like egg has been.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Ain't a crow. Ain't a crow. It's just.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Like, for the eggshell. No, for real, if I'm sticky.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Her own crows. Her own crows. Her own crows.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Every other exhibit in them. This is where, like, some
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: of them have been. They're fucking loud.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: People who have.
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: That, uh.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, they're killing it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Area fall with that. Area fall with that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: You know if it's been.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You know if it's been.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: When you're. Farm.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Keep them.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Farm. Keep them. I was like, you know. I was like,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: What happens to the.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: What happens to the.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Have a cock fight with.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: Put all the shit.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: But the fucking. Then you gotta start bringing. You gotta
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: hire the. That is.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: He thinks he's a. We're doing that for. That's it, bro.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: You know, rules. The other day he was.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Insider trade.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Up with the froth. Coffee anymore. I'm just asking for
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: more coffee anymore.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I'm just a day.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I'm. See if that. Just give him froth. He'll probably
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: just give him froth.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: But he's like, bro. Not an asshole.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: People have.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of young ass yo like Dalek is
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: not yo like being that common.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: And notice I'm not for ingredients.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: And you come to the- We're sugary. And you come
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: to the- Now we've turned into- Mexico the.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Said about the credos.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Did you get those as- Did you get those as- Oh,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I'll dress as- I'm a tomoy boy. I'm a tomoy boy.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I'm a tomoy boy.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I'm a tomoy boy.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: He's a criminal.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: He's a criminal.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: If I ever hear that- That's your term. Probably gonna
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: be- That's your term.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Boy boy. Boy man.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Boy man. You reacted as- He do a fucking hoodie. Yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I tried.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: And you ate that fucking soup. I'm like, look.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: To fucking eat that. To fucking eat that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: That sound is not helpful. I'll eat it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Golden jalapeno.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I'll eat it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: So we're going to do it again. Everybody has it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: They have some heads. They have some toes. She had this.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Cut it.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You see fucking jalapeno. Homie, he's fucking jalapeno. The color
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: of their face. Like, he come on that shit.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: You're like.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, but. I bet he does. I'm just Mexican.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Remember the powder?
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Pretty much. Sounds like a white guy.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Like, I've seen before. Like, I'll tell you. Like, just.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: There's.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: There are kids in your.
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: There's.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I never saw anybody.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: The McDonald's part. The McDonald's part. The McDonald's part.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: They're fairly lovely. Fucking. Like, yeah. And this.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I thought they.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Pop. Oh. Cause I got. This kid in school. They're
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: a storm. See. And the whole school's out. See. And
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: bite into it. Canadian cord.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Eagle.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: 18 is actually our star. 18 is doing it for
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: like a ball. 18 is crazy. That ain't kind of
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: your life. He's a bro. Rushdown. Yeah, it was Rushdown. Yeah,
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: it was Rushdown. Yeah, it was.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I'm white boy. The one this is like 10 bucks.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: The one this is like. He kind of would say,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: he kind of would say, pick.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: Up all our Timoys bangers. Well, we all have Timoys bangers.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Put a fucking.
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Let's get this. Let's get this. Let's get this.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Sick, dude.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: We're like, how do we get sick, dude? Hey, don't wait.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: He was rich. Yeah. Hey, dog.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Urinal. Both of them. Both of them.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: The ones with the little back.
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: Dude.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: The ones with the little back. I don't know what
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: to do anymore. The 20 bucks.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Creating the- Remember this, it is- We don't shoe nice.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: It's just even cra- Say go at it. Yes.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: You know how- Say go at it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: No, I don't remember this shit.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's like in the- It's awesome. It's a micro-
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: It's a Wikipedia.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Bottle of wind.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: It's a Wikipedia. No, dog! Guys.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: Alright, now, we're in COVID.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Out of- Tricking dog. Yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: In COVID.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Out of- Ed Xavier.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Ed Xavier. Ed Xavier.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Wow, dog. Patreon. Nah. We're all enjoying our life. Uh,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: a little subscribe.
• 39:22
  Speaker 11: Enjoying our life.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: In glass, you only- He.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Literally- Has one foot. It's not shoes. Fear factor, nitty.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: You could've been- You could've- fucking fear dying or like-
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Weird smell too. To like- Not good.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay. Fucking drank.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: How do you know?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Fucking drank booze. Six, seven. Love their birds. Xavier's aging.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Love their birds.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: It would've been worse- Yeah, bro, they got money.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Guys are gonna get.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Let me remind you guys. This is a winning. It
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: going on. Make sure you hit.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Have you seen how big. Hey, wouldn't you want to. Hey,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: wouldn't you want to. Hey, wouldn't you want to. The
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: rooster fights. The rooster fights. The rooster fights. That mama.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: That mama.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Rooster.
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: Love team. Love team. Love team.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Tip. Tip. Tip.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Put the blade. Put the blade.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Dude. Put the blade.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: Watch live TV.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Watch the potatoes. The couple lose.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: The couple lose.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: I remember that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: I mean, crow.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: This ain't gonna kick. This ain't gonna kick. This ain't
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: gonna kick.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Get blades. Get blades.
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: Your dope set. Your dope set. Your dope set.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: That's crazy. Stop like a Pokemon. Watch live TV.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I mean that. Watch a pretend. I mean that. That's
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: why I watch.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: I remember that.
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: Asked one. Resell a.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Asked one. Ranchera.
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: I'm a.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Joe. I write. I write. I write. Ad pro.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Was that the.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Cage.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Rays.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: In.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: For chats.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Finish up.
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: Backpack ride. Backpack ride. Backpack ride.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Comedy festival.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: The.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: Come see.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Falso.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Thing. It is number one. Have you seen him on
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: the fly?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: That fucking, that fucking, they come with it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to come out, come with it.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Come on, have them flavors.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'll go, I'll go then. Do this. Do this. Wow.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: And then you could go catch it because, and then
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: you could come exactly.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whenever. Hours and hours and hours and 20 seconds.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: Thank you for coming.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Let's pick off and shit.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Off and shit. Say door.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Matic. And we'll do.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Do. Do.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Congratulations to Hollywood.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Hollywood.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: DM me what's going on at DM me and some
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: of it on there as well.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: What is that we eat?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I'll try to get a hat. I'll try to get
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: that hat.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I'll thank everybody for straight up with that being tomorrow.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I hope I hope you never get fat.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Egg has been.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Smells like your top. Smells like your top. Smells like
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: your top.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Hard. Hard. Hard.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Lies or not. Lies or not. Lies or not.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: Sounds like that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Lies or not. Lies or not. Lies or not. Egg fur, like.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Center, and they have... center, and they have... center, and
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: they have... You're old, you're old, you're old, you're old,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: you're old, you're old.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Pick the eggs, right? Pick the eggs, right? Pick the eggs, right?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Same chickens up, same chickens up, same chickens up. Hey, like, hey, like, hey, like.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: They're fucking loud. They're fucking loud. They're fucking loud. Never. Like,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: they have.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Like, they have. Never. Like, they have.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: He's going. He's going. He's going. He's going.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: He's going. You get spots. You get spots. You get spots.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Farm them.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Farm them.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Farm them. Farm them. I have a cock fight. I
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: have a cock fight. I have a cock fight.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Put all this shit. Put all this shit.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: You gotta hire them. You gotta hire them. You gotta
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: hire them.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I need one for- I need one for- I need
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: one for- He lay, yeah. He lay, yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: What a- What a- We're doing that for- We're doing
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: that for- We're doing that.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: For- The homie- The homie- I mean, you.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Could- He like, lay your nut. He like, lay your nut.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: He no rules as- He no rules as.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: He's like, he's like, he's like. He goes like, he
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: goes like, he goes like. What cup is?
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: What cup is? What cup is?
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Asking for more.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Asking for more. Asking for more. Amen. Amen. Amen.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: Amen.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Amen. Amen. Amen.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: Amen.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Froth, you'll probably be- Froth, you'll probably be- Froth, you'll
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: probably be- Somebody's like, bro- Somebody's like, bro- Somebody's like, bro.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Those who's having that- Those who's having that- People have-
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: People have- People.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Have- Having diabetes- Having diabetes- Having diabetes.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Dalek is now Dalek is now Dalek is now.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: They have like more They have like more They have
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: like more.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Be that calm Be that calm Be that calm.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Watch Camera Watch Camera Watch Camera.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: We're sugar We're sugar We're sugar.
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: Give me three.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Give me three.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: Give me three.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, Raphael. Raphael. Raphael. Oh, I'll dress it. I'll dress it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I'll dress it. I'll dress it. I'll dress it.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Chamoida. Chamoida. Chamoida. Chamoida. Chamoida.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Chamoida. Have a kid, I'll be a boy, man. Yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Probably gonna meet you.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Probably gonna meet you. Probably gonna meet you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: What do you do like that? No, no, I'm trying to, no, no,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: We grew up. We grew up.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: And you ate.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: And you ate and you ate. Yeah, I tried. Yeah, I.
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: Tried.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried. It's super. It's super. It's super. I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: gonna talk. I'm gonna talk. I'm gonna talk. How do
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: you eat that?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I'll eat it. Yeah. Golden jalapeno. So we're gonna do
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: it again. So we're gonna do it again.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Those are. Those are. Those are.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Offers a little second. Offers a little second. Offers a
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: little second.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Ed's. Ed's. Ed's.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: He brand, he brand, he brand.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Host, host, host.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: He brand.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Fucking jalapeno, fucking jalapeno, fucking jalapeno. Yeah, she's, she made.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Apparently that's the easy, apparently that's the easy, apparently that's
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: the easy.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: He check good, he check good, he check good, he
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: check good. Lead is worth it. Lead is worth it.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Lead is worth it. He always br- He always br-
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Come on that shit, you're like- Come on that shit,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: you're like- Come on that shit, you're.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: Like- Like, I'll- I'll- Like, I'll- I'll- Like, I'll- I'll- Andy?
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: You know that loop?
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: Andy?
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: You know that loop? That's- That was the- That's- That
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: was the- That's- That was the- Remember the powder? Remember
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: the powder? Remember the powder?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a white. Sounds like a white. Sounds like
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: a white. You guys. You guys.
• 51:02
  Speaker 9: You guys.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Before. Like just. Tar kids and your tar kids and
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: your tar kids and your.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I do crazy wow. I do crazy wow. I do
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: crazy wow.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I never saw anybody sn- I never saw anybody sn-
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: I never saw anybody sn- Kiss.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Kiss.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Kiss.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Kiss.
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: Kiss.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: Kiss.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: Kiss.
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: Kiss.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:39
  Speaker 12: Kiss.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:40
  Speaker 12: Kiss.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Kiss.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Kiss.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 51:47
  Speaker 9: Kiss.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: Kiss.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Kiss.
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: Kiss.
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: Kiss.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Kiss.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: Kiss.
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: Kiss.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Kiss.
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: Kiss.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Kiss Pop, oh, pop, oh, pop, oh. It was like
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: all slug, it was like all sluggy.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Because I got porn, because I got porn, because I got.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Porn. Uh, uh, uh. St, st, st. The whole school's out.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: The whole school's out. The whole school's out. Bite into it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Bite into it. Bite into it. We just saw. We
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: just saw. We just saw. Actually our. Doing it for
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: like a. Doing it for like a. Doing it for
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: like a. He's the kind of be alive. He's the
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: kind of be alive. He's the kind of be alive.
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: He's the kind of be alive.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Bro. Bro.
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: White boy.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: White boy.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: White boy.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: He kind of would say, he kind of would say,
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: he kind of would say, just do random, just do random.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: 10 bucks, 10 bucks, 10 bucks.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, oh.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Cup allers, cup allers, cup allers.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: .
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: .
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: .
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: .
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: .
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: .
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: .
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: We're like, how do we get him?
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: We're like, how do we get him?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: We're like, how.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Do we get him?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Shut up, mister! Shut up, mister!
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I'm in the government. I'm in the government.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I'm in the government.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, dog. Hey, dog. Do stuff like... Do stuff like...
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Do stuff like... Journal. Journal.
• 54:48
  Speaker 12: Journal.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Ones with the little ones with the little ones with
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: the little.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: DERD yeah DERD yeah DERD yeah that twenty buck that
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: twenty buck well.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Nothing crazy well nothing crazy well nothing crazy oh yeah
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: that oh yeah that oh yeah that.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: This even works.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: This even works.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: This even works.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: No shoe nice. No shoe nice. No shoe nice.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: You're being.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: You know who?
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: You know who? You know who?
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: I don't remember.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. I don't remember.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: I've seen him. I've seen him. I've seen him. As
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: a Wikipedia.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: Eat beer.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Eat beer.
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: Bottle of wind.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Bottle of wind. Bottle of wind.
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: Fuck. Fuck.
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: Fuck.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Guys. Guys. Guys. Right now.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: We're right now. We're right now. We're right now.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: You can't be str- Can you join our live?
• 57:10
  Speaker 11: Uh, a little subscri- A little subscri- In glass, you
• 57:18
  Speaker 11: only- In glass, you only- That's why it comes.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: That's why it comes. That's why it comes. Minutes ago.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Minutes ago. Minutes ago.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: One foot. One foot. One foot.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Could you actually, could you actually, could you actually?
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I would have done it, but I would have done it, but. Stuff,
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: that would have been stuff, that would have been stuff,
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: that would have been.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: You could have been, you could have been, you could
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: have been, you could have been.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: No, they won't. No, they won't. No, they won't.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: .
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: .
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: How do you know?
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: How do you know? How do you know? Who's the
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: original type? Who's the original type? Who's the original type? Who's? Who's? Who's?
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Like a big-ass. Like a big-ass. Like a big-ass. Xavier's aging.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Xavier's aging. Xavier's aging. It would have been worse. if
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: they would have been worse if they would have been
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: worse I'll dog I'll dog I'll dog.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: At one of the toe at one of the toe
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: at one of the toe they said if you're why
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: they said if you're why they said if you're.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Why each each each Because of winning. Because of winning.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Because of winning. I know you probably. I know you probably.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I know you probably.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: Around you and you.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Stop messages.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You're going to, don't. Don't the audience.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man, we think that, you know, Watch people.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Experience.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Watching a lot of. Hang out the whole time.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: Time like you guys.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Worthy. Leave.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: No, it's a team effort out there.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: Because in between looking at a t-shirt, he's looking for
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: a large, this person's waiting in line, somebody wants to
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: take a picture, you're just like, you know what?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no one's going to wait in line for an hour.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: You're 100% right.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: So it's like, it does pay off.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 10: It's a bit, you go out there and you do
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 10: the fun part and then you see how much of like,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 10: you know, business fucking factory it is when it's done.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a lot of work.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, make the money.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of work.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. But it's fun.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 10: It just looks so easy. There's nothing that looks easier
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 10: that's Harder than, yeah. Like you see someone, especially we
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: were talking the other night about how easy it is
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: to create 100 new comedians when somebody bombs.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: Like you watch somebody bomb and you're like, oh, I
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: could do that.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: I could do, yeah, absolutely.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 10: But you don't know anything about like their day to
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 10: day or what they did months before that or whatever.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: That's the thing about every set is so different, right?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: It's not like having one hit song that works, that
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: people love all the time. You'd have the greatest joke.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Some nights it's going to hit harder than others. Some
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: nights it's going to bomb. It's just a way to.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: Then you see somebody bomb once and you're like, they're terrible.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: Why are they even doing that?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: That's why I feel sometimes about potluck and stuff, like
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: the mic at the store. I'm like, because the booker
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: is watching everybody do potluck, if you're a year into comedy,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: a year and a half, even a few years in.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: That's not the place you want to be.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Not at all, because that's what she's going to remember
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: you as forever. That's your first impression.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: How do you feel after having a whole, let's just
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: say you have six shows, seven shows, kill it, and
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: then you have that one where.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: You just eat a big bag of dicks?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: Always, that's how it goes.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying, what's that?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: You're just like, fuck, bro, did I suck?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: No, it's actually humbling. It's like, you know what? I
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: needed that. I was on too much of a high
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: For the first time it happened to me, I had
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: to call Sam.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: I was like no like what the fuck happened i
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: killed i killed this last week and then i went
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: over here not one single.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Lap yeah i was like you gotta stop the cobra
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: yeah he's like you're using the jokes that these that
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: you know work here go try new shit and it's
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: okay to bomb with new shit you when it goes.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: When you start it goes the other way it's like
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: you keep bombing and you have one good set and
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: you're like oh yeah yeah there's something.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 10: There you know but bombing is so important dude it
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 10: teaches you so fast Especially, like, everyone records their set,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 10: but no one listens back to it. That's what I'm
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 10: starting to find. Like, I was talking to some young
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 10: comics in New York, and they record everything. And I'm like,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 10: do you, like, make yourself a cup of coffee next
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 10: morning and listen to it and, like, write and fix everything?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: If you bomb, though, like, listening to it must be, like,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: so painful, dude.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: It's terrible.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: It's terrible, but if someone told you you could be, like,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 10: five times better at your job if... you sit through
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 10: listening to yourself be awful for 10 minutes.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: That's your peer evaluation as a comic.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Watching a set that you bombed is like, you know
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: how jobs have peer evaluation? That's your peer evaluation. Because
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: that shit is so hard to swallow that shit. You're like, fuck,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: why did I think that was funny?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: You guys never did that? That was my punishment.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: My drive home would be my set if I sucked.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Damn. No music. So you listen to your sets home
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: a lot, right? Yeah, I did.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: In the sauna.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I not gonna lie.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: It's like I never turned on the radio.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: No, never.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: It was always me in the fucking house.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Bro, I would sometimes, even before my show, I'd go
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: to the gym if I knew I had a set.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: I would go in the sauna and hear my good ones, though.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: I also had my good ones where I would listen
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: to my good ones. before I went on stage, so
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: I would be like, hey, this is good.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: This is good, instead of just.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: And then on the bad ones on the way home,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, But then they make you better, right?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: I think they really do because you figure out where
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: you stepped over your jokes, why this worked on this one,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: and then you go, why did that one work? And
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: then it's that little wordage sometimes where you're like, I
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: said it this way.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: That's why I love the corner. That's what makes you
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: good there. It's like sometimes there's just two.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: People in that little room. That's your bodybuilding gym. Yeah,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: that's the bodybuilding gym that you guys have in Canada.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: When you learn to make like one or two people
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: laugh and that's all that's in the audience, it's like, oh,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: a thousand people is easy. That place is like, Like
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: this fucking room, dog. Like straight up. Well, the new
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: one's a little bigger. You haven't met the new one.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: But the first one that I went to, I was- Tiny.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: And then there were maybe like two bathrooms. 32 people.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Airport bathrooms.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 32 people in there.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: It was the best.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Let's run our show up here.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Like 40, if we're standing.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: We used to do a comedy show.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Right down there. Yeah, he did it. I remember that.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: I did it. Oh, yeah. He did it.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: We had Dan, too.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: We had Danny, right? That was just before a pandemic.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Danny was here, too, right? And then
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Rouse did that show, too.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: It was my boy, Paul Thompson.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah, Paul.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: How's he doing?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: He's good?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: He's good.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: He lives in Newfoundland.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Good, man.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: Newfie.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Newfie. He's not a Newfie, but he is now. Yeah.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: That's great.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: All your guys are so funny, man.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my Toronto was, I miss it sometimes.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: My IG toned it down on talking in videos of
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Indian people throwing stuff in Canada.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: It heard you.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: After like two weeks.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: You know what that means? If it's coming down. No,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: your holiday's over? No, there's a new race that's coming
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: that's going to get it. You know what I mean?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: Indians came out of nowhere and started getting it. Before that,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: it was Chinese people. Apparently, it was really... I can't
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: wait for the next race. I'm over this.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Apparently, it was pretty cool up until the point where
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: they're just like, they just keep throwing stuff in our rivers, eh?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: And it's like Canadians love their nature.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: So it's just like.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Stop polluting the rivers, eh? Like, yo, people are just
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: getting mad.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: There's a big beef in Canada right now with Indians.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Apparently, everything was totally cool up until the point it's like, bro,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: stop throwing your trash everywhere, dog.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, yo, they really care about.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Their lives out there. Canadian Indian myself, we get mad
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: at the new Indians. It's like, I dealt with the
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Indian racism when I was younger in grade one and two,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: three maybe. Then it stopped and then it became normal
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: because there were so many Indian people. And then we
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: just normalized, but then there's a new wave of Indian
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: people coming out. It's kind of like.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I was in the original series.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: Sure, sure.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: And now they've re- A first edition, dog. And now
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: they brought it back. New director, new cast, new network.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, don't associate me with the new one.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: The new one is not as good as the original.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: He's like, I am Kumar.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now they're doing it.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: With- I ain't this Bangladesh- What is it?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: They took Harold and Kumar and tried to make it
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Charles and Kuldeep. You know what I mean? And you're like, no,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I don't like this.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Kumar is the most identifiable person. Apu. Apu is super
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: for it. I'm saying for you, Kumar was cool.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure. Apu was the guy that normalized Indians
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: to America.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: He smoked weed and shit. Kumar was a pretty cool
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Indian guy. Apu was a good stereotype.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: He was, but he normalized. He's not a bad one.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: He made Indians accepted in North America. Work hard.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: We have a lot of kids.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: We have a wife.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, yo, but what was the deal?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: It was a good stereotype.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Apu cheated.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Apu cheated. Like later, later. With the squishy girl.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: It was off camera.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: How often?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Yo, but like what was the deal with the octopuses shit, bro?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Like how often do fucking Indian people have more than
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: one baby?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Always i've never you very rarely hear about indians only
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: child indian.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: No but i'm saying like do you guys have like
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: triplets or twins a lot like because why the fuck
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: did they give this for eight babies everything else was
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: on point like i'm like okay dudes at 7-eleven they
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: are correct i was like working hard correct they got
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: a big.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Family between two billion people i'm sure there's a lot
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: of twins and triplets you know what i mean quadruplets
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: six tuplets.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: How many was it it was a six no he
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: had eight It was six, right?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was six tough ones.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I say eight because Octomom was the one that happened
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: in real life, right?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 9: That's crazy.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Her kids gotta be like 25 now.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: That sounds like an Indian word.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: What? Quadruplets.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Quadruplets?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: It sounds like an Indian word.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Quadruplets.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Yo, that's nuts though. Hey, I'm pregnant, babe. Let's go
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: see if it's a boy or a girl or whatever.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: You got three.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. Imagine.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: How big do you get with Christmas?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: Yo, yo, hold on. What about, sir, you're having three chicletes. Oh, dog.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: By the way, we can't wait till he's here. No,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: we told him.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: We were going to do it.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: We told him we were going to do it. I
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: told him, dog.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, wait till he's here. Dog,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: we told him he's going to be at work.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: All right. They already know. Chickalette.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Tell them.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Fucking Chickalette is going to have another baby, dude. Let's go. Congratulations, Chickalette.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: A little Chickalette. Oh, yeah. He told me at the event,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: if it's a boy. He told all of us. No,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: he told me at the event, if it's a boy,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: he's going to name a nitty.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Don't.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: No, he didn't. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he said. It's
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: in paper. We have a contract.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: We don't smoke the same. Yeah.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: All right, we're taking sponsorship for names. Sponsorship spots.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: Biggest super chat takes a name.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, biggest super chat takes a name. No, hey, he's
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: going to gender reveal it, and then one day he's
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: going to come in with either pink chicklets or baby
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: blue chicklets.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit, yeah.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: And then he's going to.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Be like, yup, that's how we're going to know, dog.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: We all get lead poisoning because of color. Yeah, though,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: congrats to Chicklets, though.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: We're going to interview him.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not even going to interview him because he's
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: a part of the pod.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Chicklets is the guy who sponsors the joints. Yeah, that's
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: his company.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Who's not here today? Who we just announced his event.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: He just announced his baby.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: I literally was like, you can't wait till the fool's here.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: But he's like a little Jaina at a fucking la vecindad.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: I told him I was going to do it, dog.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: I have some news. You guys want to hear the news? Durr. Durr.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: You won't believe Durr. My Durr checklist. He's having a
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: fucking baby Durr.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 10: Dude, what do you think of all the Toronto accent videos?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: That's my favorite thing on the internet.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: It's too much. Two twos is too much Durr.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 6: What is that?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: That's so good.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: It sounds kind of Mexican.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: It does sound vaguely Mexican.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: That's why I just combined them.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: You just combined them, huh? I was like, you just
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: combined them.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: So what do you guys say?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: What makes it... What do you guys do? Like, do
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: the one they're talking about.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Yo, fam. Tutu's? Tutu's my word, fam?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: But who talks like that?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Who are they stealing it from? Where did it come from?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: It's just.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: It's just slang? It's overly exaggerated. It's overly exaggerated for
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: the internet.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Now maybe the young kids are talking like that because
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: of the internet, but... That's not how it really works.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 10: That is what happens. It goes from whoever starts it
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 10: to the internet. Then it becomes something completely different.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: Now it's just an extreme exaggeration.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. That's wild, dog. People are happy for him, dog.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: I'm happy for him, too. You guys want his number
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: so you guys can text him?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: He's the one who's going to like dox him while
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: his wife is giving birth. He's trying to record it.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: He's trying to record.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: A special moment.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: This is our baby.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Congratulations, chicklets. Boy or girl.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: They're going to record. That fool has two phones. He
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: has one to record, dog. Yeah, dog. That's crazy, dog.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: But let me see. We already talked about.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: When you having your kid? I don't know, fool. Come on, fool.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Every time I think about it, I see other people
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: deal with their kids, and I'm just like, fuck, I
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: don't want one.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Is your girl Salvadorian?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you guys are having a pure salvi.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: No, she's Mexican, too.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: She's Mexican, too. Fuck you, dawg.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: That's tough.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: What a tough thing to say in downtown LA. It's crazy.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: He gets real comfortable. He thinks he's Mexican. He really
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: thinks he's Mexican.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: Number one Mexican podcast in the world.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: He knocks shit on Salvadorians because he thinks he's Mexican.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, fuck the Salvadorian. I'm like, bro, you're
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: not even Mexican. You don't even know me.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: I'm on your side. Why are you fucking... Why are
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: you taking me off your side, bro?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: He literally hits on papusas all the time.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: That's all they got.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: That's all they did.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Capuzas and Bitcoin.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: That's the future, dog. And the best country in Central America, dog.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: They are killing it. Shout out to fucking El Salvador
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: in Central America. They really are killing it.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: This guy's crossing his fingers.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: It's really safe right now.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: You got a camera under the table.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: But they do have a really bad gang, though.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: What's it called? They got MS-13.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: They're fucking savages, bro. Yeah, Salvadorans, that's their shit.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: Those aren't the ones I was talking shit about.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't talk shit on those.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: I was talking about the E-Zone ones.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't talk shit on La Mala, dawg. They'll come
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: at you. Yeah, dawg, they didn't get locked up over here, dawg.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Just in El Salvador. This fool would have to run other, huh? Okay,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: would you claim Mexican once you're in prison?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: You'd be like, La Raza? No, bro, he has to
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: claim other, bro.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: La Raza? I'd be like, hey, I'm La Raza.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: He's been in LA for a long time, dog. It
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter, bro. He's alien, bro.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: I love chamoy.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: I'm a chamoy boy. I'm a chamoy boy.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Hola. That's you in the shower.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Let's ask Trippie in the chat room. Hey, Trippie,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: who's this fool running with? All the chamoy he's ate
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: in his life, can he run Mexican?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: Same team, fool. I keep saying the L.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Fool.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: So, dude.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: So, dude.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: You gotta let him know about your Chicano studies.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, bro.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: You can't go to prison.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: That's true. I walk in there like, I've taken two
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: and a half years of Chicano studies. My green salsa
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: with pork.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: That fool is running paisa. Yeah, dog.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not going to accept you as fucking the
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: tough Mexicans. Now you're going to be there with the
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: fucking gardeners, dog.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Hola, fools.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the super chats.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: I'm getting around that time. So we can please get
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: into those rapes. Por favor. Before that, I got a
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: big story.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 9: No, I'm just playing. No, I actually saw an owl
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 9: nearby the neighborhood the other day.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Like an owl?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: They're so cool, man.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: Like a big, like, white-ish owl.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: It looked nice.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: You're near, like, Elysian Park. Well, not near, but I'm saying, like,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: so you got a lot of, like, shit, like, wild animals.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 9: I've seen foxes, obviously coyotes, owls. I've seen a bat.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: I've never seen a bat out in the wild before.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: Dude, those owls are crazy though. They're so big and
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: they just show up.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: You don't hear them until- We see them here in
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: this tree.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one night, remember we were closing up and that
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: shit just flew?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: A fucking owl dog. Dude, stop.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Stop.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Nitty. I saw it coming. I laughed the second he
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: said it.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Bring it here, Nitty.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 9: Bring it here, dog.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Bring it here, dog.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: That was gold, dog.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 9: That was some fifth grade shit right there.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Popsicle fucking stick joke, dawg.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: That was great.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 9: That was a Polo Polo joke.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: That was a fucking Snapple joke.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Give this man a standing ovation for his five-year-old fucking joke.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: You can catch that at the Comedy Store.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: What's your number?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say it right now. This is why
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: they don't give you no fucking shows, nitty.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dawg. Straight up.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 9: Hey, wouldn't you want to be the guy who writes
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 9: the joke on the popsicle stick?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Comedy store said you ain't getting no more shows, nitty.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: It's your fucking popsicle jokes.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: Like the owl guy wants to come here on Friday night?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Why not? Tootsie roll ass motherfucker.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Damn, dog. That was the most perfect who I ever dropped.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: If you would have done it to me, you.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Know he'd be dying right now, dog. I didn't think
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: it was that funny, dog.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: His dyslexic ass would have went, what? I think you did.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: I caught it first.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Fuck all you guys. I was the one who caught it. No,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you made the joke.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: You would have went, instead of saying who, you would
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: have said what.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: I would have been like, how?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: Who do you who? That's quick.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: How?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: All right. It's a native owl. Native American.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 12: Owl?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: How?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right. All right.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Let's start with the questions.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 9: Browsy420 sends us the fox in love or the, I
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 9: don't know. There's like, Heart's coming out of her ass.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: Thank you, homegirl. Good luck. Hey, thank you for the
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: upside-down cakes. Those were fire. Oh, yeah. Those were fire.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Shout-out to Blue Eyes.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 9: I mean, Red Eyes. Next one is Hollywood or Terp Hogan.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 9: Same team.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Same team. Same team, dog.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Same team, fool.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 9: CLR Noak sends us the fucking finger foam hand.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: That's right. Number one, baby.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: Anybody have any of those?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: No. I have a Raptors one back in my mom's house.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't have one of those.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: I had like a stone cold one, the middle finger.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: Foam noses? Yeah. That sounds pretty racist.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: Foam noses, yeah, for Italian soccer team. And then you
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: could put the foam finger up it. That would be
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 6: a good interactive experience. Foam boogers.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: We should fucking make, like next time we do a
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: live show, we should fucking include that in the back.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: That way they all have like fucking joints in the back.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 6: That's fun, dude.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: We don't smoke the same fucking foam fingers.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: With joints on them?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. One with a joint, one with a middle finger.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: We got one. We got to have one with Xavier
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: with a green card.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: Foam fangers. He's a dreamer.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: He really is, isn't he?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: I was holding back so much. You just take my fucking...
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, dog.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Next one. It's good to have a dream.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 9: I'd just like to reply to that one. 503 Bassor.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 9: Been watching since the Sheiky days. Congrats on the 80K, boys.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Same team.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: Shout out Sheiky.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: Same team.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, Sheiky, that's my first co-host. Sheiky's an OG, dawg.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: He was working here.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Before I showed up, and then, like, that fool just,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: he has, like, two kids, and he works at a,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: he works for a school district now.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Sheiky.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: It was his own, and we, like, we made rap music, too, for, like, years.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 9: That was his partner, dawg.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: I've heard your freestyle.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: I'm okay. Okay, shut up, Mr. Poetry. At least mine
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: was free.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Yo, Nitty bust out a fucking poem. He's like, I'm
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: going to do it just like Drake and starts reading
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: it off the phone.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, before that, I gave you six weeks straight of
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: freestyles off the dome.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Those were off the dome.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Don't make me write it.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Your off the domes were better, to be honest.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: 420 AGA, number one.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. Appreciate it, dawg.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Finish it. Finish it.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 9: Number one.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Mexican podcast.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: In the world. Hashtag same team. Hashtag go Dodgers.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Go Dodgers.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, dawg. They lost me money twice
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: in a row.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 9: The pro-ice Dodgers.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 6: Top night.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They've been closed, too.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: Something happened to Otani, dawg. That fool hasn't hit a
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: home run in like two months.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: How much did the homie put on?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: He's a $ 700 million man.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: No, but how much did.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: $ 700.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: How much did your homie put on the Dodgers winning
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: the World Cup? The World Series? The food from Catalyst?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Elliot?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: How much?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Elliot said, go look at the Catalyst page. Elliot, the
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: owner from Catalyst, said, we got a private donor. And
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, first of all, private donor is
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: very political.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, he's like, we're going to put $ 100, 000
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: on the Dodgers to win the World Series. And he
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: had that shit there.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: And he fucking, they put the bet, dog.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: That's why I've been betting on them to win, because
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: if the homie's going to put $ 100K, I can put $ 10.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: The donor's Otani.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: The donor's Otani.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: He's like, hold this real quick.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Because that was some shit with his lawyer.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: They think he was placing bets with someone else.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: His translator, right?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: They were saying that he was placing the bets with
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: someone else. I mean, that's what you do.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: You fucking place bets with someone else.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: I can't believe they're playing. The brewers are looking out
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: of all of them. That's what people are saying.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: I mean. What a great time to dust off the
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Brewers hat.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: Let's go Blue Jays.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: It's a good hat. Yeah, I've always liked that fucking
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: bear claw on it.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 9: That donut?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 9: Dude, I was saying that to Dom yesterday. He was like,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 9: don't say that.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: You know what, though?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 9: He's a diehard fan.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: If they fucking win, though, if the Brewers fucking win, dog, fucking...
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: Shout out.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: To Bernie Mac, dog. Mr. 3000. Remember that shit, dog?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: That movie was fucking.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He was the man, dog. Fucking Mr.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: 3000, dog.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: That was a good movie. Bernie Mac was the fucking man, dog.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: I haven't thought about that.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: I just saw that poster in my head.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Why did he die again? He had something, right? Breathing
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: complications because of.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Like, no, just, yeah, the constant smoking and all this shit.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: And then I think it was something, heart disease or
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: some shit. Oh, fuck.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. There was one fool who worked on... It
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: was a G.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: He worked on With the Fool all the way to
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: the Bernie Mac show ended, and it was crazy. Like,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: to film an episode, he said towards the end it
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: was rough because it would take forever for that fool
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: to do the show.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 9: The conditions of the environment were just.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: Medically speaking Terrible Food have trouble Fucking like breathing And
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: shit like that That's what's up Yeah it's tough I
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: can't That's why towards the last season You didn't see
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: a lot of cigar use In whenever you had those conversations.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: Where do you Where's the Bernie Mac show at?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: The Valley Just torrent it It's on Fox?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: Tubi Oh I thought you said Where is it It
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: was based on The Valley.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: I want to watch it Because I guarantee you There's
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: some shit that wouldn't fly Oh dog You haven't seen
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: it in so long.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: I just watched it like a year ago And it's fucking,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: it ages well, dog.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: And it's like, once again, dog, it proves that the
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Escalade was the fucking OG's.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Fucking car, dog. Tony Soprano, Bernie Mac.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: Like, all these fools had a fucking truck, dog.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: But there was something about the Bernie Mac one, dog.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: You know there was a black and mild smelling smoke coming.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Out of there, dog. Fly.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: Did he smoke weed?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: Nah, he just smoked cigars. I know he smoked cigars.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: I probably did. Yeah, I mean, more people than him.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: It just wasn't his mainstream.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: It's a different crowd.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 9: But his character in Friday.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Did smoke weed for sure. Yeah.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 9: It was very implied.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: For my cataract.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 9: Rest in peace, Bernie Mac. And rest in peace to
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 9: RJ May, who played Walter Jr. in Breaking Bad.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 7: Sad, sad, sad.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: Be good to each other, people. If you got issues,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: there's resources out there.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: One is 988. Oh shit, he analyzed himself? Yeah.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 11: Damn.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. How do you do it?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 9: I don't know, and I don't want to know. Next one.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 9: Speed Minion 702, the dude from 40-Year-Old Virgin.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: I'm Jay's party. Thank you so much, dog. Yeah, I
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: do remember that shit.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: That was a crazy scene, because that was a purity
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: of a fucking man.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: It is Adam's apple, but it's as big as his balls. Yeah, dude.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 9: It's a good line.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 9: Browsy 420 sends us the weight Little fucking curling iron, dude.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: Mama.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 9: Iron curl.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Thank you for coming out.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you for those little sweets. Sorry, I missed you. Mama.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: She said she almost ran your ass over. Next one.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: I have to go.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 9: I have to go to the next one is from Browzy.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: She's back with the fox with the hearts coming out
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: of its butt. Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: Mama.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 9: Vinnie Mac. That was a very falsetto.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Mama right there.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 9: Mama.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: Mama, thank you for the super chat, mama.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Vinnie Mag, big love team.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 9: Appreciate the tips.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: Trips.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: You're welcome, dog. Appreciate you. Good luck, player.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 8: And good luck.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 6: Player, player.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 9: Next one is from Vinnie Mag. Sends the emoji face.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 9: That's all fucked up.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: All knocked out.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: That was us yesterday.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: Mega putasso right there. Mega putasso, dog.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: That means you just took a dab.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 9: All right, Menace the Painter, they tried to quiet her
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 9: in regards to Eddie.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Murphy's... Eddie Murphy, yeah, they offed that chick, dog.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy was like.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: There's no such thing as a fucking....
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: What do you call it? Property manager? Hey, I locked
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: myself out. You're going to try to go through the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: window on a rope on the fifth floor?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck out of here, dog.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: Climbs a building with a towel, dude.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: Spider-Man, dog? Get the fuck out of here, dog.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Bring me Spider-Man. Eddie Murpher.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why it's bringing... It's giving me that.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: It's giving me those.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 9: All right, dog.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: Two for two right there.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 9: That was great, dog.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Next one is from Vinnie Mac. No, sorry.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Vinnie Mac sends us the cool guy emoji.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you, dog.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, whoa.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 9: Rousey's back with the money emoji.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: Mama.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: She's trying to win today.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: Mama, we got paid.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: That's why we're doing this, right?
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: Mama.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: Chili canvas is coming for the next giveaways. We got Chris.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: Party one, two, three. Four, five, six.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Salute to you, dog. We have to do
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: a night episode. We keep saying we are. Let's just
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: fucking put a date on it. Yeah, Mr. Fucking, let's
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: do skits, but I'm going to go to sleep. No,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: not right now. We're going to stay after Tuesday. Yeah.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Today's the first Tuesday. Next one.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 9: Next one. Vive, have you guys seen the mini roosters?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're like... You can literally put one on the table, dog.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: They're like.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: Are they still aggressive?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: GMO, baby.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've just seen them on video. I've never
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: seen them in person. I'm waiting until they hit the Swami,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: and then I'll probably go buy one. You just roll
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: We all have roosters.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: They're hanging from a chain.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: Dog.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's the one rooster where like... He's like,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: they'll show up at a random session. This guy has
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: a jacket and some.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: Shoes and shit. Yeah, and he has a chain and
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: he belongs to this black guy.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he'll be like, yo, it's like $ 10. Just
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: take a picture with him. I'm just like, it's cool
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: looking at.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Him, bro. Green Queen carries her fucking parrot everywhere. Huh?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Green Queen? Yeah, but it's not swagged out. The bird
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: has Jordans, fool. Oh, shit.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 6: Like those baby Jordans?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, dude.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: The bird has Jordans, bro.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: It's what keeps it from flying away.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: I think I put it on my fucking Instagram a
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: while back. I'm going to try to find it again
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: and I'll repost it for the Patreon.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: Next one. Speed menu.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 9: Mega Chamoy Boy.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: I'm a Chamoy Boy.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: That's going to be Nitty's flavor, dog.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 9: Chamoy.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Chamoy OG.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 6: Chamoy OG.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: Chamoy. Ooh. You start putting that in the mega potasso?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: dabble with Chamoy.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: This dude is gross. Next one. Benja.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 9: Nitty be getting zesty with the Chamoy.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: The Chamoy is zesty enough. You ever try it?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: The juice is good, though.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: The juice is delicious.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I was like, I hate to admit it, but
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: that shit was good.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I've been drinking it.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: I hate it because I'm like fucking Nitty swears on
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: this Chamoy. I was like, I know it was good
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: because the homie don't sell no whack shit, but Chamoy juice.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: But I'm just like, this motherfucker did sell it.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: It was good, man.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: I look at him and hit him up like, can
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: we get some more, dawg? Yeah, bro.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. And the longer you let that shit sit
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: in there, the more it just soaks up.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 9: Next one is from Jose Murga. Thanks for the good laughs.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you for laughing, fool.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, appreciate you tuning in, dawg.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 9: Ryan X1. Shout out from AZ. Gives us the burger emoji.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you, homie. Burger doesn't sound that bad.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 6: 114 degrees there.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 10: 114?
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: Arizona.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 9: Right now?
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know about right now, but recently.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: It's going to hit 114, yeah.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: It's like that in the Valley sometimes.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: It's still going to hit 97 sometime this week. I
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: was looking at that shit. It's going to go back
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: to 97. This ain't going to kick it for this long.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: It was kind of cold earlier, dog.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: It felt great this weekend.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: El Nino going to fuck your shit up.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to the weather for not fucking up
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: the pop-up.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty good. Because we thought it was
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: going to be fucked up.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: It was canceled on Thursday.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: They said it was going to fuck him. The red
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: saxophones kept going up every time I checked the weather.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, come on, man.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, is it nice in Arizona right now?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: It's like room temperature.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 9: 73 in Arizona right now.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: At least it's not like Vegas where it's flooding.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 6: Oh, I saw pictures of that.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: I know, it's just crazy.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: No, but it's supposed to happen. It happens through their forces.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: I saw a video of some girl trying to cross
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: the road, trying to get to the Flamingo, and then
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: that guy's like, you're going to fucking drown.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, I got to get to work.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: They're going to fire me.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: And I'm just like, dude, imagine how much.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm already one strike away. I'm like, bitch. Fucking,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: you're about to drown for a fucking job. I've been there, bro.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 6: When you're already on probation.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: No, no, when you're already on probation and you're like
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: doing anything to get to fucking work.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: People just call off and you're like, oh, you don't understand.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: I'm on the thinnest side.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: She didn't really tell that, but she was like, you
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: don't know. Don't fire me. You could tell it took
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: her a while to get this job.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: Next one. Next one.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 9: We got C10J. Always a good time.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: Smoking.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 9: With y'all food.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: Same team.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: Same team. Albert McFly, what up from Texas? Sends us
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: the Globitos. Globitos sounds good right now, dog. No, it
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: does not. Everything sounds good to you, right?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: You don't need Nas at before noon.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: I just said one Globito, dog. Next question. Next question.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 9: Kevin Butler. Thanks, we don't smoke the same. And Mike,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 9: same team.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: Same team. Sykes, what's good? Happy Tuesday, everyone. Happy Tuesday
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: to you, dog. Happy Tuesday, player.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: It is Tuesday, isn't it?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 9: Luis Diaz, super dope. Sad shout out, Loco.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: Same team. Go. Whoa, what the fuck?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 9: Dude alright go team pupusas.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 12: Dog there you go Salvadorians in the building he's probably
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 12: not even Salvadorian he just likes good food pupusas are
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 12: good you gotta be Salvadorian do you see somebody saying
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 12: shout out Kirti all the time actually not here all
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 12: the fucking time.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: Bro you can't compete with them bro there's just way
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: more of them against you guys not even Indian if
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: we just took.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: Regular people in the world 99.9% of people would choose
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: Indian food over a Salvadorian you.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: Know what next pop up we're gonna have a taste
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: test okay yeah we sure We're going to fucking have like,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: we're going to have a boot.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: We're going to have a boot.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: We have a pork papusa and beef papusa and cheese
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: and bean papusa. All the foods of El Salvador.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, dog.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: And then we have fucking feet curry.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: Mexican though?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: Mexicans. I love Mexicans. Top number one, bro. I'm not
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: talking shit. If it's not top three, you're number 26.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's going to fucking be like, we have chamorra curdy.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: We have coconut curry. You know what sounds good?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 9: Curry udon.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: Nitty, I think if you brought chamoy to Indians, they
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: have it already.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: It's just called something else. Is it? Is it as
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: good as ours, though? Is it as good as ours? No,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: it's like they use tamarind just like you guys. We
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: make a bunch of tamarind candies.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: You say they have that blend, like that sour tangy blend.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: They do, but it's not exactly the same.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: It's like with other spices. You love it this much.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 4: Imagine if you brought it, how much you'd sell.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: You would only sell 1% of it to your population,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: and you're good, dog.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: Do you have a lot of fucking salty and lemon
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: stuff that's mixed?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: Like that tastes like tahini?
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Indians love that shit. You're talking about flavor country.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: I know it's hard to understand it.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: But fucking Indian people, do you see other Indian people
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: besides you eating tahini?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Indian people love that shit. So there's a lot
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: of Chamoy boys? That's why I understand that my taste
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: buds are like, oh, this is familiar. This is of
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: my ancestors.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: Next time you see somebody, next time you see an
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: Indian person.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: Fucking using tahini, take a picture for me, dog.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: You're like going back to the Silk Road back in
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: the day, huh?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: Guess what I didn't see there? No El Salvador.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: No pupusas. There was no pupusas at the Silk Road.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: I saw a Mexican. He was fucking building a fucking road.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: He was building the Silk Road.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: Fun fact.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 9: Chamoy came from Asia.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: There we go. It's a fruit.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: You guys are not Asians, bro.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they are.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: We're South Asian.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Indians are Asians.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: None of the fucking slanted eye fools claim you, dog.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: We are Asian. We claim them, fool.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, bro.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 9: I can't type that on the AI because... My work
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 9: is done.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: Probably would not understand it.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Mexico obtained it through, like, trades and shit back
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 9: in the old days.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: What did I tell you, bro?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: Historian over here.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: Before you say that... Don't fact check us.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: Next question. Let's go.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: We're running late on time.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Somebody is. All right.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 9: Otelo fights. Banter X source fed... Times we don't smoke
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 9: the same collab. What a day. Rewatch later with Penn
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 9: at work. Ran a marathon last week. After I was done,
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 9: I hit the secret menu. Hashtag same team.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: That's right. Same team.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you, homie.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 9: Next one's from Luis Diaz. When XG bends to tie
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 9: his shoes, Nitty goes chamoy.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: Okay. I go chamoy.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 9: That is the point.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: He doesn't bend his knees either.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 9: Did Xavier just come, dude? All right, next one.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: He doesn't bend his knees. It's just a straight bend.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: I am flexible enough.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 9: Okay, next one. RobinTheHood99. Sends us the mama lemon with the,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 9: I don't know, baby lime, fool.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Mama. That's like us mama.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 9: Next one is the painter.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Nitty's poem was fire. Thank you.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: That's so gay. Don't do that.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: That's what you do when you hear a good poem.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. Don't do that. Snaps his asshole. You're
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: getting gear and gear.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: Come on, bro.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: Now you're fucking snapping your fingers.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? This is a Mexican thing.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: You got a jar that says pickles right.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: There, bro. Mexicans love to snap. Mexicans love to snap. Mexicans...
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: You're just afraid that I do this, you're going to
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: just start fucking... All right, go back.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: To hating on fucking Salvador. These claps are.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: Going to turn into La Cucaracha.
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  Speaker 9: They named the song after a book.
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  Speaker 2: Next one.
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  Speaker 9: Luis Diaz, I was on Ronnie's Remedy podcast today. I
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  Speaker 9: shouted you guys as my main inspiration. Same team. Shout
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  Speaker 9: out to my team, Offbeat and Unfiltered, my kids, and
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  Speaker 9: my GF.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even know there was that many podcasts in
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: Arizona like that. Every city's got a fucking podcast.
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  Speaker 1: There's some big fucking people in Arizona, though, because the
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: homie's been getting around. Shout out to the homie. Next
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  Speaker 1: time I go to Vegas, I'll hit you up. Every
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: little city's got a podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Sam literally touches down and instead of doing like radio now,
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: he just goes to do people's podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's more people listening to the podcast than radio
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  Speaker 3: for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's full of stations. You stay busy out there.
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  Speaker 1: And it's also like focused on like what your interest is.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're going to have a comedian, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they get fed to you.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys ever, I know you, did you guys
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  Speaker 2: ever do morning radio?
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  Speaker 3: I've done, I've been on it like as a segment,
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  Speaker 3: but never like.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I swore on there once. They were not happy
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  Speaker 6: about that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not.
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  Speaker 6: It was such an accident. I felt so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The fee is mighty. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Very mighty.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, it happened so fast. They got a bunch of, like, calls.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: Just because I, like, almost said, fuck. And then they
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  Speaker 10: got a bunch of calls. A bunch of people were out. Like,
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  Speaker 10: my kid's in the car or whatever.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And sponsor called him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude.
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  Speaker 9: That's crazy that there are people like that who go
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  Speaker 9: out of their way to actually call.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know who to call.
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  Speaker 3: FCC, right?
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  Speaker 6: I guess, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You got to think about how many people are listening.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: But they also just care about that one person. It's
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  Speaker 4: not even 1%.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking.
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  Speaker 4: 0001 and that person is that mighty.
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  Speaker 3: Because that person took the time to call where other
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: people are just mad and now maybe they won't listen anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Which is like thing on comments. It's one person. Which
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: sometimes you got to believe it.
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  Speaker 3: How many people changed the station right when they heard that?
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  Speaker 10: But even like if you're in an industry where it's
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 10: like on the downturn, you have to keep everyone.
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  Speaker 6: And then you got people leaving because people say a
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 6: swear accidentally. You got to hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Shane Gillis just did that on Saturday Night Live.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He said faggot? There's not a 10 second delay.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: It's like.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 6: That's crazy. I mean, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 10: That's why I watch.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I watch.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 9: I mean, that's... You know?
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: All right. When I drop... That's slow. That was fire.
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  Speaker 2: That's the chat room. That's the chat room. First of all,
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I watch... Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 6: The step. Doing stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 3: It is number one.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I remember that.
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  Speaker 3: Is it really cool?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 6: I remember that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's in LA.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you for coming.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: For coming on my dude. We sell it.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta come. Never.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 3: Never.
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  Speaker 2: Out to the. Here. Gonna have another one. Yeah. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to do it from now.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see. It's going. Let me see.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on at. Getting some of it. Getting some
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 3: Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Basking about the. I'll try to get.
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  Speaker 3: Right. We get that. Not only.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: But yeah.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: Not only.
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  Speaker 2: It'd be a lot more stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Peace.
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  Speaker 10: Peace.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 6: Peace.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: How's fire?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: How's fire?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: Let's finish.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: They're the same people.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: They're the same people. They're the same people. 61. 61.
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  Speaker 2: 61. First of all, let's go. First of all, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, let's go.
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  Speaker 6: Comedy Festival. Comedy Festival. Comedy Festival.
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  Speaker 3: Out. Out. Um. Um. Um.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 6: Comedy Festival. Comedy Festival. Comedy Festival.
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  Speaker 3: Um.
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  Speaker 7: Um.
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  Speaker 6: This is number one, man.
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  Speaker 3: This is number one, man. This is number one, man.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: Is it really cold?
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  Speaker 2: Is it really cold? Is it really cold? What's that
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: such there? What's that such there? Book him on here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Book him on here. Yeah. Book him on here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to come out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to come out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to come out. I'll go.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not that charming. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Q, Q, Q.
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Hit that like button, hit that like button, hit that
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  Speaker 2: like button. Go catch it, because I'll catch it, because
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: I'll catch it, because I'll catch it. Yeah, I'll check. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'll check. Yeah, I'll check. Yeah, shout to, yeah, shout to, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: shout to. To the, to the, to the. We'll see
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  Speaker 2: you guys. We'll see you guys. We'll see you guys.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: It's going to be today. It's going to be today.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: Let's pick. Let's pick. Let's pick. We're going to do
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: it from now. We're going to do it from now.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: We're going to do it from now.
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  Speaker 3: The winner. The winner. The winner. The winner.
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  Speaker 9: You.
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  Speaker 2: You. You. Job. Job. Job. Sound. Sound.
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  Speaker 3: Sound.
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  Speaker 7: Sound.
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  Speaker 3: Of the That's right. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Juan or Juan or Juan or.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys a lot and you guys a lot
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: and you guys a lot what's going on what's going
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: on what's going on getting some of it getting some
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  Speaker 1: of it getting some of it.
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  Speaker 2: On there as well on there as well on there
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  Speaker 2: as well Egg.
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  Speaker 1: Egg. Egg.
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  Speaker 3: Egg.
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  Speaker 11: Egg.
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  Speaker 5: Egg.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Dave Hatch. Uh, Dave Hatch. Uh, Dave Hatch.
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  Speaker 3: And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, his house freak. His
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 3: house freak. His house freak.
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  Speaker 2: Um, but yeah. Um, but yeah. Um, but yeah. And, uh, and, uh, and, uh,
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  Speaker 2: There'll be a lot more stuff. There'll be a lot
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: more stuff. There'll be a lot more stuff. And with
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: that being said, I will see you guys tomorrow.