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We're Back, Two Week Recap, Headlines, and More · Live! with Fefe and Freddy

• 0:50
  Hello, hello, hello. No, no intro video.
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  That was your intro because I tested the the video intro last
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  night and it didn't work like it was supposed to so that I'm not
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  redoing a whole video. So sorry I love you all, but I'm
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  not I'm not redoing the whole video to see why it doesn't work
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  on here. That's it.
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  Plays just fine on my computer. That's so bizarre.
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  I don't. Know and it was playing fine
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  early in the season so and we had kind of the same video the
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  season 4. Right.
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  So I I. Don't.
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  So I was right then it there was having issues like I thought it
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  might have been just me. OK, so it was it was having
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  issues. It might have been just you at
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  first, but it's fine. Great.
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  That's great. Welcome back.
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  Welcome back. Welcome back to your Wednesday
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  night conversation. I was I this is live with Fifi
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  and Freddie. I had a thought because.
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  Also, we're both in green. You understand this right?
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  Yes, I thought you were muted but I said God damn it.
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  I don't understand people how this works and if you try to
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  explain it to me I probably wouldn't listen, but this
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  happens quite often. Yeah, it happened with something
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  else too. That wasn't makeup.
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  It happened with like a graphic that I was like, here, let me
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  just throw this together. And he's like, no, I have one
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  already. And I was like, Oh my God, this
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  is literally the same shit. What?
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  And the same. Oh no.
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  And. Same color scheme, same all the
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  things. I was like, OK, that's.
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  So yeah, just need to get this together.
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  Anyway, I just want to remind everyone that trans women are
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  women, and we're closing out Women's History Month.
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  So in that history, I just want to include that trans women are
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  women and they're dying every day because our government
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  thinks that they're less than and that's not OK.
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  So if you hear your representatives talking about
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  like trans women are, or do you hear people in our community
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  talking about how trans women are not women and try to be a
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  part? Of men as well, though less so
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  these days because everybody always forgets that we exist.
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  Because massage. Don't forget transmit exists.
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  We did not every every it's always what we don't want, you
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  know, men in dresses and restrooms and it's like, OK, but
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  you're OK with you. You you tell them that I want to
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  go into the women's restroom and they're like, but, but and they,
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  they don't they there there's a. Disconnect the drag that goes
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  both both ways. Both ways, Yeah, Sorry, Yeah.
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  That's fine. We're here though.
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  We're here and we're, we're queer as fuck.
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  I'm Felicia Fifi minor, and the thought that I had was that so
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  many people have been running their mouths lately that I got a
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  little bit of a sassy attack when I was posting this morning
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  'cause I was like, I have seen so many posts in the last two
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  weeks that my Wednesday nights became scroll abouts where I was
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  like somebody said what said what?
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  Also, films are also drag Queens too.
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  A fast cisgender women are also. In fact, they probably have more
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  permission than anybody. Right.
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  You're going to tell somebody trying to poke fun at their own
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  gender like that they can't do no what?
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  No, no. Can we not?
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  I'm just starting off strong y'all so.
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  Honestly, it's, it's, it goes back to like the misogyny
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  because people, you know, these, all these AMAB individuals are
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  like, what this like girl beat me.
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  It's like. Well, as the AMAB individual,
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  I'm glad that that a fab have have beat them and if they had a
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  problem somebody. Was better than you like.
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  That wasn't it. Two people that had a problem,
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  Two people won and a lot of people had a problem.
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  I think so. I think so.
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  In the last two weeks, Fems, yeah, do Fems can win.
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  Yep, Yep, cisgender women are allowed to win drag pageants.
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  Don't be mad 'cause they're better than you 'cause that's
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  what it is. They're better than you.
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  That's what I got it. If they had a problem, they
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  should have said something at registration.
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  Or before or you know what I mean like and why would you have
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  a problem? They won the prelim.
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  What's the? Problem.
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  The prelim. Just say it like what's the
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  problem? Like it I don't like, just
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  fucking say it if you're going to say it just.
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  Can't believe she beat me. Oh.
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  Right. I can't believe I got beat by a
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  girl. Like just say it, Just say it.
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  Like stop trying to hide behind, like, you know, it's not drag or
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  whatever. Just just fucking say it.
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  Say what you mean what you say. Just say it.
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  'Cause we kind of read what you putting down already.
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  We all know what you mean. You're like, it's not it's we
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  know what you mean. As some people have said, when
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  you put out the trash, the trash puts out itself sometimes.
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  So OK, anyway, we have a lot of catching up to do 'cause we've
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  been gone for two weeks. We, I didn't nothing.
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  But my question, my random question of the week is Mariah,
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  Celine, Shaka, Diana, Aretha and Gaga are celebrating their
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  birthdays this week. What diva are you claiming?
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  And they don't even have to be one of those.
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  I don't know. I mean, out of those it's
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  tricky. I think probably the the least
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  sort of drama problematic any like all the things are probably
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  Chaka Khan. You don't really hear anything
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  about her having any issues or, you know, whatever.
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  Celine is always good. But, you know, we have to, we
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  have to acknowledge that, you know, her late husband.
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  We don't, we don't. It's one of those things that
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  nobody talks about, but it's like, OK, you were like, what,
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  1416 when he brought you kind of out boys that we did.
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  And then Mariah decided to have babies with people that she
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  probably shouldn't have had babies with.
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  Person, I don't know how any of those people have babies with 13
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  or is he on 14? What the fuck knows?
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  But the you know, what's funny is that Mariah's kids are
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  growing up and her daughter Roe is very snappy, I think.
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  And and one of the comments, like, I think it was like one of
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  her half brothers is in one of the photos and she's like,
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  that's not my brother. That's my half brother.
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  Like setting the record straight as she did.
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  And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  I only have one brother. Right.
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  Like you try to claim all your like half siblings or whatever
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  and you're like, you're like, like your, your, your daddy's a
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  hoe and basically. How come the?
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  Women who decide to keep having and the women who keep deciding
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  to have, like babies with him. I'm like, are you?
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  Stupid, I know, but nobody's like putting him through the
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  dumpster fire. I again.
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  OK, so I'll tell you my favorite diva.
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  You know my favorite diva but don't have no idea.
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  No, it's Mariah, but and she filmed herself going through the
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  grocery store. Not sure what that's about yet,
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  'cause I haven't fully caught up to the world today.
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  But anyhow, she's at like a Trader Joe's shopping.
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  I feel like I have always been connected to Whitney and Aretha
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  but very recently, especially since the pandemic, Dionne
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  Warwick because she is sassy as hell.
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  Yes. Like I relate to this.
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  I feel like sometimes I can say that I do the same thing online
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  when I comment. I have to like really be into it
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  if I comment. That means especially if you
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  guys are commenting about like controversial things and I
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  comment, that means I have felt like there is a need for me to
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  enter the chat. Right, right.
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  'Cause I could see, God, I could see.
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  You know, 9/9 times out of time 10 these days I just keep
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  scrolling because. I'm like, Oh my God, what are we
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  fighting about? I will read the whole thread and
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  then be like, OK, I'm done, right, 'cause I don't need to
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  say anything, 'cause most people say what you need to say
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  already, right? If they haven't, then I just go
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  right. But this whole film thing, I
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  haven't commented on anything but.
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  Yeah. I mean, if you don't like the
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  rules, create your own pageant. Go compete for something else
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  like. Create your own opportunity or
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  go back and. There's plenty of.
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  There's plenty of there's plenty of pageants out there.
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  Like there's all sorts of different pageants.
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  You don't like this one? Go try another one.
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  There's like 280 million. I don't know right pick.
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  Maybe the same thing won't happen and you won't get beaten
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  by a girl, I mean. But if it does, maybe that's a
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  pattern, right? We like to discuss and recognize
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  patterns here. So if you got that going on
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  right, I don't know your life, though many of you have put it
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  out there. At.
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  Yes. Anyway, we like to thank our
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  Patrons 'cause our podcast is largely supported by our
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  community on Patreon. You can get exclusive content on
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  our Patreon and support us. I like to think that there's a
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  couple more people that want to support us, and if you're
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  listening right now, I feel like that's you.
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  And you can go to patreon.com/live with Fifi and
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  Freddie and we have some free options.
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  You can join for free right now, but you also can get more
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  exclusive as the tiers go up. Yes, yes, this is true.
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  Including a shirt that we don't even have.
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  Being lost. This is true.
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  Yeah, and Michelle showed me the sticker and I was like, oh, I
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  don't even have one of those. Like can I order these from
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  them? Right, we don't even have our
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  own merge. Oops.
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  I can't even promote us 'cause I'm like, oh, I didn't know that
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  we made. We should reach out to to to
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  ripple and and see if we can print some stuff with them at
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  some point. OK, keep it in the community.
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  Keep it in the community. Exactly, exactly.
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  We like to thank our patrons Bill, Brandon, Cassandra, Chris
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  and Michelle D, Drake, Jensen and Michael, Casey, Star, Carrie
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  and Corey, Joan, Laura, Madame Eskew and the grand arbiter who
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  looked amazing this weekend, Nicole, Patricia, Mason and
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  Shannon. I have not heard from Isis but I
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  saw that she was posting that she might be selling her jewelry
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  or something. So there's that.
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  A huge shout out to Wigs of a Kind.
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  Freddie is not wearing a wigs of a kind.
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  I'm not. I, I, I, I went back and forth
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  about 50 million times today and I, I, I, yeah, there, I, I look,
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  I am here. I am in face.
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  I am sparkly that that's that's about what you get right now.
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  Like I'm still in. Like I can't complain.
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  Vacation brain. So I'm like, look, I did a
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  thing, OK. You did, you did.
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  OK, so this jacket from the pictures is beautiful.
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  Thank you. I'm I'm actually very proud of
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  this jacket. It's been a it's been a hot
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  minute since I made anything like new like myself and stuff
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  like it's it's been a while. It has.
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  And I was actually very proud of this jacket.
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  I painted it myself, I stoned it.
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  I did all the things. Well, you didn't tell me that
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  that you painted it. I did it's it's the the
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  tentacles are are all painted the the all the rhinestoning and
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  stuff is all me. So I was actually very proud of
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  it and you know, I did the pants and stuff, the the Cthulhu mask
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  that I wore, like the helmet that I wore at Wild West Con,
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  you know, sort of a joint effort.
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  I am not good with foam. I would like to be better with
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  foam, but I'm just, I'm not Ben Havoc, however, is amazing with
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  foam. So Ben Havoc made made me the
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  helmet and then handed me the like the just the plain black.
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  So I painted it and embellished it and everything.
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  It's actually it's, it's right here.
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  I'll show everybody later. Maybe on our PayPal?
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  Oh, there we go. But I was, yeah, I'm, I was
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  actually very proud of how the whole thing came together,
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  'cause it's. Been a while, I want to say that
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  everyone looked amazing. BT tubs I didn't see the show
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  but that's for another day. But if you want to sponsor us,
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  our PayPal is down there. It's hard to change our PayPal
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  name unless I start a new account.
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  I don't. That's dumb.
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  I have a lot of accounts and passwords.
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  Do I want a #1? Weird that we can't change.
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  You'd think you'd be able to change your username like.
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  No. That's weird.
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  I even wrote an e-mail. So there's that anyhow.
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  But money is money that no matter what the name says down
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  there, if you want to donate to our PayPal, you can.
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  If you want to be a small business owner or if you are a
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  small business owner and want to sponsor us.
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  And let us talk about your product.
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  If it's a product that aligns with our values and our
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  whatever, 'cause, you know, some things be a little.
• 16:41
  Iffy. Not all money is good money.
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  Not like we're just. I mean, but if you're like a
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  Trump supporter, no. No, but we're, we're happy to
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  promote your, your, your stuff. We've, you know, we, we, we have
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  a, a proven track record of like, you know, boosting some
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  sales and stuff for small businesses.
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  So. Anyway, that's enough begging
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  for money for now. I will go first 'cause I feel.
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  Like, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Too, too much to get of.
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  I wanna say that it was busy for me, but that's how my life is at
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  the moment. But I don't have much to report.
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  It's so weird not having that many things going on, but having
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  that many things. It's one, it's like, it's like
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  life busy instead of like drag busy.
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  It's like there's just a lot of life stuff going on, like.
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  I was very domesticated motherly duties, but we could talk about
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  motherly duties on the Patreon. But I will say that I did have
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  the Irish tea drag bingo at Drink Me Tea Room and these
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  people have lit me up. Yeah.
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  The Irish tea was a Bruin and I think they were getting more
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  cocktails than tea. But I, I had two birthdays in
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  the house, had a little moment of like foot and mouth.
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  I could talk about that on the Patreon.
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  I don't want to talk about it right here, but it was
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  hilarious. It was hilarious.
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  It was hilarious. Just stories upon stories,
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  people celebrating birthdays. But then we try to make
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  everybody real, you know, like be rhythmic and melodic
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  together. Oh no, we know how that goes,
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  that. It didn't work out 'cause
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  there's a certain persuasion that tends to go a little Yeah,
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  so. And you know me, I'm off beat
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  already. I don't need help.
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  We. Don't need.
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  I needed their help to be on beat and melodic, but they
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  weren't. Well.
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  Walmart, but it was so fun. It was so fun and it can't wait
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  to do it in April. We have a lot of we have a
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  couple of drag bingo opportunities in April, so we.
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  Do. Can't wait for that.
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  I did some other stuff but I can't remember.
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  I tried to remember last night. I even looked through my
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  calendar and I was like I have. To do that pretty much every
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  week, I'm like, did I do anything?
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  Like I felt like I did something I.
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  Felt like there's something else that I did but I don't remember.
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  But you had I left the space open 'cause.
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  This Yeah, I figured I I didn't, I didn't put down any tips
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  tonight 'cause I figured we had enough to kind of chat about and
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  catch up on. Doesn't have a lot going on.
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  You know, it's been like 2 weeks since we've been doing this.
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  So I was like, you know, so I've, the reason we've been gone
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  for the last two weeks is because I have been basically on
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  vacation. The original plan, sorry, the
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  original plan that my partner and I had was we were going to
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  go to Universal, come back for a couple days, or go to Universal
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  and then from there go to Disneyland for a few days.
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  Like during our actual anniversary.
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  We postponed the thank you 6 years when you're married.
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  We decided to postpone Disney until May because we got tickets
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  to Star Wars Night. So very excited about that.
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  But we did go to Universal, which was fun.
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  I hadn't been to Universal in probably 40 years, like
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  literally 40 years. Yeah, I I like so I.
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  Have a kid. Yeah, so I have very little
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  memory of Universal and it would be all different anyway.
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  I remember being on the tour and I remember like Jaws, which that
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  was still like super, super cool.
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  The studio tour was really fun. I always enjoy that because they
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  always talk about like the a lot of the old movies and stuff that
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  were filmed on the lot and, you know, like the the.
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  And their tour way better than Disney Studio tour, right?
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  And like the the set for like that they used for right.
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  And the set they used for Jaws was also used for the set as
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  Cabot Cove on murder she wrote, which, you know, so there's like
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  I and I love that kind of stuff. Like I love that right?
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  Like I love that kind of like film history and stuff.
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  Like I think it's I'm I'm a wealth of like useless knowledge
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  when it comes to like. Movies and stuff.
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  And it was our first time going to Super Nintendo World, which
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  is fun. It's one of those things it's
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  it's cute. Like, it's really, really like
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  it. It was it was so cool to like go
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  and see everything sort of life-size, but they have these
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  like bands that you can get that you can like you can get points
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  and like you have to beat like little mini challenges to go
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  into the castle and beat like Bowser junior.
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  There's like all these little places where like you can
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  collect stickers if you like find like if you hit all the
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  boxes, if you meet the characters, like there's all
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  sorts of cool stuff. So it was like it was like it
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  was super fun and the little the ride was fun.
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  It was Bowser's something, but it was like, it was one of those
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  3D rides. So it's like the other thing,
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  but you have to like, shoot, you're like, it's Mario Kart, so
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  you're like. So it's very interactive then
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  yes, you know, just sit there. The The Mummy ride was really
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  cool. It was, it seemed really short,
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  but it was very kind of similar to like Indiana Jones at
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  Disneyland. I think Indiana Jones was
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  better, but this one was, it was a similar type of vibe.
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  The Jurassic World was fun. The the downside to Universal
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  was that so many of the rides are 3D, which if you are
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  anything like me, yeah, we went into and I had to start asking
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  if a ride was 3D or not because it was Yeah.
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  So like the first one that we one of the first ones that we
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  went on after like we did Mario and stuff.
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  We went because Mario, I could handle it was a little bit
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  different. It was more sort of
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  all-encompassing instead of like being like right fucking here.
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  Like it was it was a little bit different as far as like the
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  interaction. But we went on The Simpsons ride
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  and immediately I was like, Nope.
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  And I spent the entire ride, I had my eyes shut.
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  I was like, oh fuck. And then we decided to go to.
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  I think this is the second day, I don't remember.
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  At one point, how many days were you there?
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  Two days. It's much smaller than
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  Disneyland. You really only need 2 days.
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  Like legitimately? I feel like I can like literally
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  live at Disneyland. Right.
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  And we ended up going, we went into Harry Potter world.
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  We spent no money because I don't know if folks are aware of
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  this, but anytime you buy anything that is Harry Potter
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  licensed merch in Universal, whether it is food, whether it
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  is AT shirt, whatever it is, JKR gets a cut.
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  So if you buy a butter beer, she gets a cut.
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  Oh, I remember that used to be your favorite.
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  Yeah, so. Are there other brands that
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  don't go into her pocket? I mean all the the other stuff
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  at Universal doesn't go into her pocket.
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  It's just specifically the Harry Potter.
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  No, I meant the butter beer. No, I'd have to make my own
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  butter beer. But we went into 'cause we could
• 25:29
  ride the rides. It's like she doesn't make
• 25:30
  anything off of that. So we went in and went to ride
• 25:33
  one of the rides and it was like, no, it's going to be fine.
• 25:39
  This will be fine. It's not.
• 25:40
  As soon as we sat down and we're strapped in, I was like, oh
• 25:44
  shit. And you're basically in this
• 25:49
  like thing and you're like being flung around and you're like
• 25:51
  flying and shit. At one point they like tip you
• 25:53
  upside down. And I again, about 30 seconds
• 25:59
  in, I had my eyes shut and I'm just like please.
• 26:01
  Don't throw up. Please don't throw up.
• 26:04
  It's the 3D combined. You like let's throw you around
• 26:08
  and put you upside down and things.
• 26:09
  And I was like, fuck, as soon as we got off the ride, I made a
• 26:13
  beeline to the bathroom, threw up a couple times and then I was
• 26:16
  fine. But yeah, unfortunately for me,
• 26:22
  because so many of the rides are three, DI was kind of Sol when
• 26:28
  it comes to a lot of the rides. The Jurassic World I could do.
• 26:31
  The Mummy I could do, but most of it was.
• 26:36
  You're not right. Yeah, it that was the only thing
• 26:40
  that sucked for me. Like is, and a lot of people are
• 26:43
  fine with it. Like if you're you know, I have
• 26:45
  the same problem with some of the 3D rides at Disneyland, like
• 26:47
  Star Tours. The first time we went back a
• 26:49
  few years ago, made me stick right off the bat.
• 26:51
  It was the first thing we did and I threw up all over the
• 26:53
  place. Millennium Falcon I can't do
• 26:56
  but, but you know, all the other things are fine.
• 27:02
  But yeah, I, I can't do the 3D shit.
• 27:05
  I will end up like just throwing up everywhere.
• 27:08
  So we, we travelled with my meta for the first time, which was
• 27:14
  great. Nobody died.
• 27:17
  So that was fun. And then we came back, we were
• 27:22
  home for a couple of days and then we bounced off to Wawa
• 27:26
  Westcon now. I want, I want to talk about.
• 27:32
  I was reading and then I was like.
• 27:36
  Thursday Alright, so Thursday we were, you know, heading down to
• 27:39
  Tucson. And mind you, Wednesday night
• 27:42
  we're trying to, you know, finish up packing, finish up,
• 27:46
  you know, all the little things. I definitely was not rhinestone
• 27:50
  in costumes. Wednesday night, it wasn't
• 27:53
  happening. And the original plan was to get
• 27:58
  to Tucson around 1:00 PM on Thursday, right?
• 28:00
  So we get up in the morning, loaded up the car, got on the
• 28:07
  road, went down the 51, made it as far as about Ray Road or so
• 28:15
  on the 10, and I went Fuck. Oh, I.
• 28:20
  Is that what that noise was? Yeah, I left my props and a
• 28:25
  bunch of stuff for like the show at home.
• 28:29
  And it wasn't one of these things that would be easily
• 28:31
  accessible for somebody else to come in and get it, you know,
• 28:36
  it. It would have just required too
• 28:38
  much shuffling, right, and trying to coordinate schedules.
• 28:41
  And so I'm like, God damn it. So I turned around, drove half
• 28:45
  an hour back up. Oh yeah, drove half an hour back
• 28:48
  up, grabbed the props and stuff, but back in the car and started
• 28:53
  driving again. Right.
• 28:54
  No problem. There was some traffic.
• 28:57
  They're doing construction all over the place.
• 28:58
  It was stupid. We ended up getting to Tucson,
• 29:02
  probably closer. It was, I think it was like
• 29:03
  2:30-ish when we finally got to Tucson.
• 29:07
  And then we go to check in and when we had originally booked
• 29:12
  the room we had, there was a, a thing where you could, I think
• 29:17
  you could pay extra and you could request a specific type of
• 29:21
  room that was like right by the main pool.
• 29:23
  And so we did that because it was where we, it was 2022 was
• 29:27
  the first time we had gone to wow Westcon together.
• 29:31
  And so we had stayed in one of those rooms and we're like, oh,
• 29:33
  that was perfect. So we want to stay in another
• 29:35
  one. So that's what we arranged and
• 29:36
  we get there, we're checking in and the girls like, so we were
• 29:39
  overbooked. So we upgraded you and we're
• 29:41
  like, what does that mean? And they're like.
• 29:44
  Great match your upgrade. Right.
• 29:46
  And they're like, well, we moved you over here and it's a bigger
• 29:49
  room and we're like, OK, but we don't need necessarily a bigger
• 29:53
  room. This is where we wanted to be.
• 29:55
  That's why we requested it and paid extra for it.
• 29:58
  And we didn't want to be those people.
• 30:00
  But we also, we're going to be those people because we had a
• 30:02
  lot of shit and the room they had us in, it was like it was on
• 30:05
  a second floor. And granted, it wasn't like it
• 30:09
  wasn't a bunch of stairs, but it was stairs.
• 30:12
  And I'm like, we have all of this shit and we're not going to
• 30:15
  carry it upstairs. So we're like, no, that is not
• 30:18
  an upgrade for us. We don't care that the room is
• 30:20
  bigger. We don't need a 650 square foot
• 30:22
  room, like right, Like we the reason we asked to be here was
• 30:30
  because of this, with this, this.
• 30:30
  So they finally had to get the manager because I'm sorry, but
• 30:34
  you became that person and we're like, no, we're going to be this
• 30:39
  person. So they got the manager and she
• 30:43
  fixed it and put us instead of a room with two beds, room with
• 30:46
  one bed where we wanted to be. And I'm like, this is fine, we
• 30:49
  don't need to. Why couldn't that girl do that?
• 30:53
  She was probably freaking out. We weren't being mean, but we
• 30:57
  were being very much like, no, we're not OK with this, right?
• 31:03
  And I think she just kind of freaked out a little bit.
• 31:06
  I mean, we weren't being a Dick about it, but we were being very
• 31:09
  stern. Like we were like, I'm sorry,
• 31:11
  this is not going to work. We have too much stuff to be
• 31:14
  able to carry upstairs. Like we had the wagon and like,
• 31:19
  like we already took, we literally had the wagon.
• 31:22
  We had like the the bellman was there and like filled up his
• 31:25
  cart full of stuff. Like we had enough stuff.
• 31:26
  No, we're not carrying it upstairs.
• 31:28
  It's not happening and putting us further away.
• 31:30
  From like the is downstairs. No, we weren't.
• 31:36
  This was a different, it was a different venue than last year.
• 31:39
  Oh, OK. And where they were putting us
• 31:43
  was way further away from where we needed to be, as far as like
• 31:46
  where the ballroom was and stuff.
• 31:48
  We're like, no, this is literally up the stairs.
• 31:50
  Like we're literally right here. Like ballroom is here.
• 31:52
  We're here. I'm like, that's where I want to
• 31:54
  be. I don't want to have to drag my
• 31:55
  shit all over the resort trying to get to where I need to be.
• 31:58
  So no. So they put us where we needed
• 32:01
  to be. That was fine.
• 32:02
  So by this point it is 105° in Tucson right now in March, which
• 32:08
  is unheard of, you know. What that is, I want to say.
• 32:10
  I want to say fuck Mother Nature, but I blame the humans.
• 32:15
  That's. Really, what I wanted to like,
• 32:18
  that's really what I wanted to speak to the manager about
• 32:19
  because that was some bullshit. It is never that hot in Tucson
• 32:25
  in March. It's not ever.
• 32:28
  And it, I mean, it was, it was fucking hot.
• 32:30
  So after all of this and back and forth, black and forth,
• 32:32
  blah, blah, blah, you know, we're finally in the room and
• 32:34
  we're like, OK, I'm really hot. Let's get, you know, get clothes
• 32:37
  on, go to registration, we'll get our badges and then we'll go
• 32:41
  walk around and stuff, you know? And I'm like, OK, cool.
• 32:45
  Can you hand me my deodorant real quick 'cause my toiletry
• 32:48
  bag was in a big like bag that had all of our toiletries and
• 32:52
  stuff. Where's your toiletry bag?
• 32:56
  In the bag with the toiletries? No, no it's not.
• 33:03
  What? Wait, so did you forget all of
• 33:06
  your? All of it.
• 33:08
  All of it. My toiletry bag is still here.
• 33:11
  No, her stuff was there. My toiletry bag never made it
• 33:15
  into that bag. So my toiletry bag was still in
• 33:19
  our room at home. And so at that point I was like,
• 33:24
  are you fucking kidding me? So we went and grabbed our
• 33:30
  badges because otherwise registration was going to close.
• 33:33
  Then we got in the car, went to Walmart where I had to get
• 33:37
  literally everything. I had to get deodorant.
• 33:38
  I had to get a toothbrush. I had to get a beard trimmer.
• 33:41
  I had to get razors. I had to get all of this shit
• 33:45
  because I brought none of it with me.
• 33:48
  I even had to pick up some of my medication because.
• 33:51
  Because you had forgotten the whole month of.
• 33:54
  Fucking my medic, my pills were in my toiletry bag and some of
• 33:58
  the medication is like no big deal.
• 34:00
  But my allergy meds, which is what keeps me from like going
• 34:03
  into anaphylaxis I needed to have.
• 34:07
  So we had to go get the fucking meds and I was so like.
• 34:11
  But luckily, was it over the counter?
• 34:14
  Yes, yeah, those the three specific ones that were going to
• 34:18
  keep me. From going there like that is
• 34:20
  not over the counter and no. There were a couple there are
• 34:25
  some meds that I don't take that that are not that I take that
• 34:28
  are are not over the counter, but I could do without them for
• 34:31
  a couple days and it wouldn't be a big deal.
• 34:34
  But yeah, so that. An entertainer.
• 34:38
  I would like to explain that you when you're away from home, you
• 34:42
  want to feel as much at home as possible and as comfortable.
• 34:46
  I remembered all my makeup. That is very ironic.
• 34:51
  I remembered all my makeup I had.
• 34:52
  All that, thank God, 'cause that would have been.
• 34:55
  I've traveled around this country and forgotten my makeup
• 34:58
  before. Right.
• 35:00
  No, I've I've totally done that too.
• 35:01
  And it's but so that kind of like it was rough.
• 35:06
  I just, I kept kicking myself that time.
• 35:07
  I'm like, this is so fucking stupid, so fucking stupid.
• 35:10
  But Thursday night, both my partner and I got to be on the
• 35:16
  panel for the cog match with Madam Eskew and the Grand
• 35:20
  arbiter. That was so much fun.
• 35:22
  And for like I, I think I mentioned this before I went on
• 35:25
  vacation, but this was the last Wild West con in this form.
• 35:30
  You know, this was going to be the last year or so.
• 35:32
  I'm so glad that I got to be a part of the, the cog match is
• 35:36
  the last cog match. And it was, it was well, no with
• 35:41
  like as far as at the con because they do it virtually
• 35:45
  every so. Often I was like, oh wait, I
• 35:47
  liked it. So that was like, it was, that
• 35:51
  was something. But that was that was fun.
• 35:55
  Friday I regretted all of my life choices during the day
• 36:00
  because the outfit that I had planned looked really cool but
• 36:04
  was hot as fuck. So I.
• 36:08
  Yeah, I looked at that. I thought, oh, you.
• 36:12
  I wore it long enough to like make my rounds.
• 36:15
  Hey, look at me. I did the thing, get some
• 36:17
  pictures and then I'm like, no, I'm, I took that.
• 36:19
  Fuck bitch off. I didn't.
• 36:20
  Even I took shit off. The mask alone.
• 36:23
  But I know, but it looked cool. Yeah, pictures look great, but I
• 36:30
  was like Oh my God, he's mother fucking crazy.
• 36:33
  But it was OK 'cause Friday is always like a short day at con
• 36:37
  anyway, because then I have to go and.
• 36:43
  Be in producer mode. I have to start right then I
• 36:45
  have to start getting into face and start getting ready to like
• 36:48
  do stuff for the show and you know, and all that.
• 36:50
  So but then we got back and we realized that I had no makeup
• 36:53
  wipes. So and there was something else
• 36:55
  that Dee needed to get. I don't remember what.
• 36:58
  So she had to go to back to Walmart and I get a call from
• 37:01
  her. She's coming back from Walmart
• 37:02
  and she's like, you'll never guess, totally forgot the makeup
• 37:05
  wipes. But luckily I passed a
• 37:07
  Walgreens. So I stopped and got the
• 37:08
  Walgreens. It was it.
• 37:12
  Was why be life and so hard for y'all?
• 37:15
  It was a well, there's something else that she forgot too.
• 37:18
  So it was like it was a, it was a whole thing.
• 37:20
  It was, you know, the show Friday night.
• 37:24
  I was so proud to be able to put this show on.
• 37:29
  My cast was amazing. We had a, we had a little snafu
• 37:35
  with that too. I will talk about that on the
• 37:37
  Patreon. But it was it was it was great.
• 37:45
  And all the rest of the weekend people were just would stop me
• 37:51
  and be like the show on Friday was amazing.
• 37:54
  There were a couple people that had never it I I it made me so
• 37:59
  happy. Like not just for me, but like
• 38:01
  for like the whole show, my whole cast, you know, And like,
• 38:05
  there were a few people that had never seen drag or burlesque
• 38:08
  before. That was their very first show
• 38:11
  and they were like, you guys really set the bar really high.
• 38:14
  Like I'm so glad that this was my first experience.
• 38:17
  It was so amazing. Everybody like.
• 38:18
  It was just. It was like everybody was just.
• 38:22
  Kidding. Raving about it.
• 38:24
  And that made me so happy and so proud that I was able to like,
• 38:30
  go out with a bang, you know what I mean?
• 38:32
  Like I, my goal was to to try and make the show something that
• 38:36
  people are going to be talking about all weekend and that would
• 38:38
  be remembered, you know, after the fact, since it was the last
• 38:41
  one. And I think that we managed to
• 38:44
  achieve that. And that made me so happy.
• 38:49
  And, you know, besides it being way too fucking hot the rest of
• 38:53
  the weekend. Did we?
• 38:55
  Go. To the.
• 38:58
  Pool at all you were buying. Like we were by it.
• 39:01
  We sat in the hot tub Friday night after the thing and then
• 39:05
  Saturday, No Friday, Saturday, Thursday we were in the hot tub
• 39:10
  Friday, no Friday. We were in the hot tub Saturday
• 39:13
  night. Saturday night we were around
• 39:15
  the pool. We were celebrating Madam
• 39:16
  Eskew's birthday. And happy birthday.
• 39:21
  I brought so my homemade limoncello and I mixed the
• 39:24
  strawberry E GS with my homemade limoncello and that shit was God
• 39:29
  that shit was so good. So good.
• 39:33
  So you made limoncello but I'm still waiting for lemon bars.
• 39:37
  I don't. Know what to tell?
• 39:40
  You. I guess I have to come up there
• 39:41
  and make them myself. So sad, I mean.
• 39:47
  But we got. To see.
• 39:50
  We got to see a lot of the folks that we only see at Conn.
• 39:53
  So it was a good kind of opportunity to be able to like
• 39:56
  see folks and say goodbye, you know, and, and stuff.
• 39:59
  But there's, there are some things in the works, like
• 40:02
  smaller things. I was chatting with a couple
• 40:05
  people. So if you want to learn about
• 40:08
  steampunk, if there's things that you want to learn how to
• 40:11
  do, stuff like that, there will be opportunities to do that.
• 40:15
  So keep an eye out. I will be working with some
• 40:18
  folks. On some things.
• 40:21
  That's good. Yeah, no, there, there will be
• 40:23
  some things. It's not going away.
• 40:26
  Like that I felt that, well, only because I am part of the,
• 40:30
  you know, the whole like great thing that I was like, this
• 40:35
  doesn't feel like it's goodbye. It just feels like it's in a
• 40:37
  different. It's not.
• 40:38
  And there are. There are enough of us around,
• 40:41
  like Phoenix and Tucson, that there are enough of us to be
• 40:44
  able to put together like smaller, smaller things, you
• 40:47
  know? You guys can always do meet ups.
• 40:49
  I love meet ups. Right that's that's one of the
• 40:52
  things that are also you know, so there's there are things you
• 40:55
  know potentially happening. So it's not goodbye, it's just
• 40:57
  we'll see you later. But it was it was good.
• 41:02
  And then of course between Universal and Wild West Con, the
• 41:07
  organization of the drag cave continues.
• 41:10
  Our backroom now has probably when I see our backroom, our
• 41:13
  dining room area probably has 30 tubs in it right now that are
• 41:18
  currently being worked on and organized and situated.
• 41:21
  And once those are all situated, they will come back here and be
• 41:24
  put back where they need to go. We need to get shelves though to
• 41:26
  put these things on. So that means though, but.
• 41:31
  Room to walk around in there. Yes, right now, my, my, my drag
• 41:35
  cave, it's like the the main part of the drag cave where this
• 41:38
  area is, is pretty empty. There's been a lot of things
• 41:42
  that were taken out and taken inside so that they could be
• 41:45
  organized, move around. It's sort of, but it's it's
• 41:51
  don't look over. Here, don't look over.
• 41:53
  Here, don't look over. Here it's a process, but it is
• 41:56
  it is coming along and it will get done hopefully soon.
• 41:59
  So there there was, you know, there's, there's that.
• 42:03
  So I did have a very eventful couple of weeks.
• 42:09
  I did get to, you know, celebrate my actual anniversary
• 42:14
  with my partner on the 13th. We went to a great little Thai
• 42:18
  restaurant that is downtown like near Roosevelt Row.
• 42:25
  And we did a really cool thing where it's like it's Adagadai,
• 42:28
  which means whatever in Thai. And if you choose that you tell
• 42:34
  them like a few preferences like if there's anything that you
• 42:36
  definitely. Won't eat or then you leave.
• 42:38
  Kind of. You leave the rest of it up to
• 42:40
  the chef and then the chef will just send out usually 3 or 4
• 42:44
  dishes like an appetizer, a couple of mains.
• 42:46
  Let me correct that, 'cause I we, we know people that are food
• 42:50
  people, chef's choice. Let me correct myself, yeah.
• 42:54
  Alright, yeah, submit. But it was it was really good.
• 42:58
  It was, you know, so, so we were able to, to enjoy ourselves the
• 43:04
  last couple weeks, you know, and get some stuff done.
• 43:07
  We had a good time. We did some stuff, you know.
• 43:09
  Yeah, I love when there is so much going on and so many things
• 43:15
  happening that if we can just stop for a minute.
• 43:21
  Trying to get back into the swing of like and like going
• 43:26
  back to work and like doing like you're still kind of dealing
• 43:28
  with like the con drop, which we've talked talked about before
• 43:30
  and like trying to get right in the, you know, so it was like,
• 43:35
  but it was it was fine. It was good.
• 43:37
  And, you know, if anybody wants to come to Disneyland with us in
• 43:40
  May, you know, send me a message, come with us because
• 43:44
  there's some rides that I can't ride that, you know, he's.
• 43:48
  Going to need somebody to go on these rides with right company.
• 43:52
  Do you need some company on some of these rides?
• 43:54
  I will sit and. I will.
• 43:56
  I am telling you, a roller coaster person.
• 43:58
  So let's go. Oh, are you going to California
• 44:02
  Adventure? Yeah.
• 44:05
  We're doing California adventure the first day.
• 44:08
  And then on the Incredibles ride.
• 44:12
  So we're going the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th and like.
• 44:18
  I can't go to that why I'm working.
• 44:23
  Fuck work. Well, we can talk about all the
• 44:27
  Patreon, yeah. But but yeah, so, you know,
• 44:31
  we're we're going, we're doing the thing if you want to come,
• 44:33
  we're more the merrier. We're good to travel with, you
• 44:36
  know, we got. I can contest to this.
• 44:39
  You know, we we Dee needs people to be able to to go on roller
• 44:43
  coasters and things with that will make me sick.
• 44:45
  I will hold bags and sunglasses and like grab a cotton candy and
• 44:48
  park myself somewhere while you. And, and it's been very
• 44:53
  documented now your your wife has now put it on the Internet,
• 44:59
  very good at snacks. Yes, very good at snacks and.
• 45:04
  Some he may not share though, so just be aware of that.
• 45:07
  Most of them I will share. He's mostly there.
• 45:12
  Sometimes if I'm like, no, don't touch my shit.
• 45:14
  But yeah. So yeah, it's been a, it's been
• 45:16
  a, it's been a good, it's been a good couple weeks.
• 45:18
  It's been busy, it's been busy, but it's been a, it's been a
• 45:20
  good couple weeks. What have we got as far as like
• 45:23
  current events and shit happening right now?
• 45:26
  Oh hold on, I'll tell you in a second, does this video work?
• 45:53
  OK, so we were gone for two weeks and things got really
• 46:04
  weird. Weird because we were gone and I
• 46:09
  just don't understand what's going on First.
• 46:13
  Well, well, we both forgot this, but I think it was starting
• 46:16
  before we got off air. But Iran as a thing again.
• 46:27
  Yeah. So in my opinion we are anti
• 46:36
  abortion, but things are happening where people are
• 46:43
  leaders who are pedophiles and we're bombing children in a.
• 46:50
  Foreign country. We're we're not, we're we're pro
• 46:56
  birth is what it is. We're not pro-life.
• 46:58
  We're just pro birth. After that we don't give a fuck.
• 47:00
  We've said this before. Like so we just have, they just
• 47:03
  have to be born. Right after that, we don't want
• 47:06
  to, we don't, we don't want to take care of them because what
• 47:08
  if they have to be on like welfare or something?
• 47:10
  Oh no. Right.
• 47:12
  Like we don't want to have to like give them free lunches or
• 47:14
  make sure that they are healthy or you know.
• 47:17
  Eating. Or anything we don't.
• 47:18
  We don't want that. We just non POC people are the
• 47:21
  people that make up the majority of the welfare this country.
• 47:26
  We don't. We don't.
• 47:27
  We don't talk about that. Oh shit.
• 47:30
  We don't talk about that. Damn.
• 47:34
  Anyway, Nope, Reagan said. It was just black crack whores.
• 47:39
  Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. And that's what we're sticking
• 47:49
  with. Yeah, something that's almost 40
• 47:53
  years old. That's good.
• 47:54
  That's good. That's good.
• 47:55
  That's what we're going with. OK.
• 47:59
  Yeah. So on top of that, did you know
• 48:02
  that the government is partially shut down as they cut funds
• 48:07
  Surprised from the the Department of Homeland Security
• 48:17
  intern cutting funding for the TSA, which I don't think was
• 48:25
  securing our airports as much as one might think.
• 48:31
  So they all quit or majority of them have quit, call out sick
• 48:37
  and now ICE has come in and has already started the mess that we
• 48:44
  are all insane about. You know, this was planned,
• 48:47
  like, you know, this was the plan.
• 48:49
  Let's make sure that we can get TSA because if we can get ice in
• 48:51
  there, we can head them off like right before they even, you
• 48:53
  know, they're not even getting out of the air.
• 48:57
  No, we're, we're going to get the illegals, damn it.
• 49:02
  And like they're, they're saying that they like they're going to
• 49:05
  cut funding so they can't pay TSA, but they can afford to fly,
• 49:11
  like bring people in, they can bring ice in, but they can't
• 49:15
  afford to pay TSA. Sketchy, OK.
• 49:24
  Also, did you know that it cost about 1 to $2 billion a day to
• 49:32
  be at war with somebody that we have no business being at war
• 49:36
  with? Yep, we can afford that.
• 49:39
  But God forbid that we. Again, I'm going to say we have
• 49:43
  the government. Food or health care or pay
• 49:46
  people. We can't do that, but yay war.
• 49:50
  So next time they say we don't have money for stuff and you
• 49:55
  look at your children and go, oh, wow, we should really have
• 49:58
  free health care. But they say we can't afford
• 50:01
  that, right? But then we set off a bomb that
• 50:04
  cost 1:00 to 2:00 billion dollars.
• 50:08
  A day. A day?
• 50:10
  A day? Seriously.
• 50:12
  So the next time they tell you that there's not enough money,
• 50:17
  know that they are full of shit. 100% full of shit.
• 50:21
  A. Day, Yeah.
• 50:26
  So yeah, that's in the WTF section of our of our news this
• 50:34
  evening. Going to try not to laugh at
• 50:39
  this because it's serious. And it's very serious.
• 50:48
  So my husband read this headline off to me.
• 50:53
  Stop playing with me is what I said.
• 50:55
  I'm just curious. About the logistics.
• 51:01
  Click on the second link it shows a video when you spell
• 51:05
  down I'm going to read this and I just want you all to you can
• 51:11
  Fact Check me for this. I'm not making this up because
• 51:17
  the whole titles sounds very off.
• 51:20
  OK ready. Pro cornhole player and
• 51:26
  quadruple quadrupole amputee athlete accused of shooting man,
• 51:35
  dumping the body in Maryland. I have many questions.
• 51:42
  First of all, how does somebody become a professional cornhole
• 51:45
  player? It's the thing I have now found
• 51:49
  my future career. I'm going to be an athlete,
• 51:54
  yeah. I'm going to be a pro athlete.
• 51:56
  That's. It's registered.
• 51:58
  It's registered athleticism. I'm just, we're just, we're
• 52:04
  just, we're just gonna leave that one as we're just gonna.
• 52:07
  So if you open the link that is on the show sheet, it shows this
• 52:14
  man is able to pull the trigger of a 9mm 'cause he posted the
• 52:23
  video of himself shooting the gun.
• 52:26
  Not on the crime scene, but like at some other time.
• 52:33
  Good for him. Yeah.
• 52:40
  I I'm glad that he is. How did he become a quad
• 52:43
  amputee? He was born with like some kind
• 52:48
  of infection in his limbs and they had to amputate when he was
• 52:53
  very young. So it's real.
• 53:00
  Don't, don't laugh. I mean good, Good for him.
• 53:05
  We're inclusive here. We include everybody, and I will
• 53:10
  encourage you that if you are looking for some classical
• 53:21
  comments in which took part underneath these news articles,
• 53:30
  it is very relieving to read the comments.
• 53:39
  Yeah, OK. Oh, this one I did not catch up
• 53:44
  on. This is a first of its kind,
• 53:48
  really. We're moving into new territory,
• 53:51
  folks. A California jury has found
• 53:53
  Meta, which is Facebook and Instagram and all their other
• 53:56
  family of apps and YouTube liable on all counts in a
• 54:03
  landmark case that accused them of intentionally addicting a
• 54:06
  woman and injuring her mental health.
• 54:12
  This case could potentially set precedent for similar cases down
• 54:16
  the line. So I don't.
• 54:21
  We'll just start with this. It's it's going to be
• 54:24
  interesting to see where this goes from here for sure.
• 54:27
  There may be more regulations on social media to a point where
• 54:33
  you may have to pay for it. Something a lot of countries
• 54:36
  have really cracked down on, like teens and kids using social
• 54:40
  media and things so. Some countries have been like no
• 54:44
  yours your child doesn't get a cell phone till they're like 14.
• 54:48
  Right. And I'm like, so there's,
• 54:49
  there's been some interesting things happening, not here
• 54:52
  obviously, but elsewhere where people actually.
• 54:55
  We put chemicals and metals in our food, so we're not even
• 54:59
  worried about cell phones, right?
• 55:04
  So yeah, I will say that cell phones in general were designed
• 55:10
  just like slot machines. So intentionally your phone goes
• 55:16
  like this and it's just like this.
• 55:20
  Right. And it's that right?
• 55:22
  Yeah. And it's been like statistically
• 55:25
  proven and research over the years that the more they have
• 55:30
  made it easier to access your phone, 'cause you remember we
• 55:33
  used to have to like press the numbers to a point where like,
• 55:39
  you got to like, if somebody text you too many times, you
• 55:41
  would start calling people 'cause you'd be like, OK, the
• 55:44
  well. You remember when you used to
• 55:45
  have to pay per text? Yeah, or and you just have to
• 55:49
  wait until like 9:00 to call people, right?
• 55:52
  Like that was an like don't if you were lucky, you had a plan
• 55:55
  where like it started at 7:00 so it was like OK, after 7
• 55:59
  everything is free. But until then, don't text me.
• 56:01
  Don't call me unless it's an emergency.
• 56:04
  Well, then, well, I don't want to go too far back, but you
• 56:09
  know, if you still had a pager, you just paid somebody and you
• 56:12
  quickly called them, you know, like, you know, my minutes are
• 56:15
  going to run out. But if you call me after 7, we
• 56:17
  could talk about this, right? Right.
• 56:20
  You only really call people if it was an emergency.
• 56:22
  And if you really, really, really wanted to talk to
• 56:25
  somebody, you went home. Right.
• 56:28
  And got on your landline or got on AOL?
• 56:31
  Yeah, if you had you got on made the busy signal happen anyway.
• 56:35
  So it is like proven as much as I work in this world of social
• 56:43
  media, it is proven that it is meant to be addicting and have a
• 56:49
  high, high addictive rate because you're chasing the
• 56:52
  dopamine. That feeling when you are like
• 57:00
  when you post something, you go oh that feels good to give it to
• 57:03
  the world. But then you go back 2 minutes
• 57:05
  later, not even enough time for like 5 people to see it, but
• 57:10
  you're like oh did I get it? And then your brand.
• 57:13
  How many likes did anybody comment?
• 57:15
  Did anybody like who? How many likes do I have?
• 57:16
  How many likes do I have? How many likes do I have?
• 57:18
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:19
  So yeah, no. That's the thing.
• 57:22
  A lot of people will be like, Oh my God, I got so many likes or
• 57:26
  I'm in some like there's like an influencer type thing that
• 57:37
  people are obsessed with, like their numbers.
• 57:40
  Yeah. Oh no, for sure, for sure it's a
• 57:42
  thing. Yeah, so I've got news for you.
• 57:45
  We're definitely from the other side, looking for engagement,
• 57:48
  not just people spamming your comments, right?
• 57:53
  Anyway, can you read this one? This one's heartbreaking.
• 57:59
  Well, I mean, yes and no. So Jr.
• 58:03
  Tolkien superfan Stephen Colbert is actually slated to Co write a
• 58:09
  new film in the Lord of the Rings franchise once he's.
• 58:13
  Done with his show. In me I don't I I.
• 58:15
  He is a He is a Tolkien superfan.
• 58:19
  I know, but because you're a fan.
• 58:22
  I know. I don't know.
• 58:23
  I mean, Peter Jackson seems to think he's going to be good
• 58:26
  enough to do it so. We'll see a little bit.
• 58:30
  We'll see when people touch things that don't.
• 58:33
  I know it's like just don't. It's so good.
• 58:36
  Why no? I know we'll, we'll see, we'll
• 58:39
  see what happens. So there's there is a new Lord
• 58:42
  of the Rings coming out as like the search for Gollum or
• 58:44
  something like that. That's coming out next year
• 58:47
  sometime I think, but this? Isn't Stephen Colbert product?
• 58:51
  Joe, there's another one that's slated to come out that he's
• 58:53
  going to be working on so, but he's Co writing so at least he
• 58:56
  has somebody. Oh, good.
• 58:58
  OK, so like he didn't like. It's not just Stephen Colbert.
• 59:03
  It's Stephen Colbert and somebody else.
• 59:04
  So we'll. I mean, I've read his books, but
• 59:06
  I don't know. We'll see.
• 59:09
  I'm I'm cautiously optimistic because if he's a fan of the
• 59:14
  books and a fan of the movies. This is like there's some fan
• 59:18
  fiction I don't like. It might work, we'll have to
• 59:22
  see. Horrible fan fiction, but it's
• 59:24
  been confirmed. Like he and director Peter
• 59:27
  Jackson confirmed his involvement in a video that was
• 59:31
  posted to their socials. So it's a thing.
• 59:33
  We'll see. Fuck this next thing makes me
• 59:36
  very happy. Oh wait, I still need to be in
• 59:41
  the WTF though. So I'd like to thank my peers
• 59:47
  for bringing this to my attention.
• 59:50
  And if Marissa watches this later, I feel like she should
• 59:53
  approach Disney and let them know that she's available and at
• 59:58
  all cost whatever they want to pay her.
• 1:00:03
  Because the Internet went crazy as Moana.
• 1:00:09
  The live action version of First of.
• 1:00:12
  All There's no fucking reason for it.
• 1:00:14
  Yeah, and they just released like a one or two like calm down
• 1:00:17
  bro. Anyway, so take a look with me
• 1:00:25
  at this. If it switches over, this is.
• 1:00:31
  Awful. Because the Internet went crazy
• 1:00:35
  as the premiere of the trailer went live on all of the Disney
• 1:00:42
  accounts and the Internet said no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:00:47
  Fucking awful. What is this 'cause even like
• 1:00:53
  just? It's so bad, it's so bad.
• 1:00:59
  And not only is it like. The text goes wrong.
• 1:01:03
  It's awful like and not only did they like.
• 1:01:06
  Has have they met a a Tongan or a a person from the Pacific
• 1:01:11
  Islands before? Because.
• 1:01:12
  Obviously never why didn't the rock is a Pacific Islander like
• 1:01:17
  hello I. Know but why didn't he say
• 1:01:18
  something that looks. I don't know, I don't know what
• 1:01:20
  this like weird like side part thing is like.
• 1:01:23
  And then they did had the audacity to straighten the girl
• 1:01:27
  who's playing Moana. Like her hair is textured and
• 1:01:30
  curly and looks pretty much just like the fucking.
• 1:01:32
  Cartoon. And they straightened it because
• 1:01:35
  for what reason? 'Cause this is awful.
• 1:01:38
  This is. Terrible.
• 1:01:39
  Please write your senator and tell them this is awful.
• 1:01:42
  And he's like, he said he's wearing like 10 lbs of
• 1:01:44
  prosthetics. I'm like 10 lbs of prosthetics
• 1:01:46
  like. Where for?
• 1:01:48
  What? For what?
• 1:01:52
  Apparently I'm like why? Like doesn't he already have
• 1:01:54
  like that? Like I don't, I don't
• 1:01:56
  understand. I can't find the file but.
• 1:02:00
  Somebody. Posted.
• 1:02:01
  It's it's awful. Somebody posted it and in her
• 1:02:06
  promo photo like her headshot to obviously probably get the part,
• 1:02:11
  her hair is full. It's very luscious and
• 1:02:14
  texturized. Curly, it's beautiful and they
• 1:02:18
  start. Her hair looks like the wig.
• 1:02:22
  That the rock should have been wearing.
• 1:02:25
  Right, but even like but then they straightened it and it
• 1:02:27
  looks like the wig that he. Is wearing.
• 1:02:29
  Why does Disney feel the need to whitewash?
• 1:02:34
  Certain things. My question is why does Disney
• 1:02:36
  feel the need to keep making live action copies that are
• 1:02:40
  basically framed for five frame? That was just like made like
• 1:02:43
  five years ago. There's no reason for it.
• 1:02:46
  Like stop it, stop it. Well, I think it is because they
• 1:02:51
  haven't been able to come up with anything original.
• 1:02:54
  Well, there's that. I'm like.
• 1:02:55
  There are so many like. There are so many stories out
• 1:03:00
  there that Disney could pick up and do something with if they
• 1:03:02
  wanted to instead of just it. It's they're carbon copies with
• 1:03:06
  just people. Like not not like they don't
• 1:03:08
  even it's just the same. Like you could line up like the
• 1:03:12
  live action and like the cartoons and they're the exactly
• 1:03:14
  the fucking same. And I'm like I.
• 1:03:15
  Wouldn't even mind if they changed the live action a little
• 1:03:20
  bit. Something but I'm I've basically
• 1:03:24
  stopped watching the live actions 'cause I have no desire.
• 1:03:27
  I really don't care. I'm like, I mean.
• 1:03:29
  This went straight to the streaming service Disney.
• 1:03:31
  I didn't even like Moana originally.
• 1:03:34
  I thought that it was not great. I didn't like the songs.
• 1:03:39
  I thought that most of them were awful.
• 1:03:41
  I was like what the fuck is this?
• 1:03:43
  Is this one of the? What's his name?
• 1:03:46
  Lin Manuel, Yeah, he wrote it. I'm like, some of these songs
• 1:03:52
  are fucking terrible. Like this is You're Welcome is
• 1:03:54
  probably the worst song on the planet.
• 1:03:55
  It is so stupid. I'm like, this is awful.
• 1:03:57
  People love it. People love it.
• 1:03:59
  I'm gonna hate it. I don't care.
• 1:04:00
  I'm it's categorically bad. Like they just I, I don't know.
• 1:04:06
  I think it's, I think it's stupid and I don't, I, I'm, I've
• 1:04:10
  given up on pretty much all the live actions at this point.
• 1:04:12
  I'm just like whatever. So if you're wearing a wig, I
• 1:04:14
  would like to but you know that Sassy De Morne is along with
• 1:04:27
  Chris, Inez, Onyx have made me aware of all these people
• 1:04:31
  wearing horrible wigs. I need y'all to stop.
• 1:04:38
  As a person that wears wigs made by Marissa, I have not had the
• 1:04:44
  opportunity to. Look, if you are in Hollywood
• 1:04:49
  and you have the budget for this shit, why are you putting your
• 1:04:52
  people in shitty wigs like that's?
• 1:04:55
  Just and that was what one of the like post said, it said,
• 1:04:59
  Disney, you have all this money, right?
• 1:05:03
  Of course, Tyler Perry gets drawn into this because in
• 1:05:06
  classically in his films the hair is really not that good
• 1:05:10
  and. No, they're.
• 1:05:13
  All like Amazon. Also my plea for Disney and for
• 1:05:16
  all these studios is like hire drag Queens to do the hair
• 1:05:21
  seriously. Because we, I don't think that
• 1:05:27
  anybody that's a drag queen or a drag king, 'cause there are drag
• 1:05:32
  kings that do their own hair would have put the rock in that.
• 1:05:38
  No. They would have looked at the
• 1:05:39
  picture and been like, let me do some research because, you know,
• 1:05:43
  like the people of the islands have very tight curls and very.
• 1:05:49
  It's not like it's it. Should look like that.
• 1:05:51
  Hair is like taking over his shoulders.
• 1:05:54
  Right, it's awful. It's just in fact, they should
• 1:05:57
  have made it bigger than him. It looks like Oh fuck in the in
• 1:06:02
  the Barbie movie. What the fuck is oh John Cena?
• 1:06:05
  Yes. But that was meant to be funny.
• 1:06:08
  I know. Meant to be that's.
• 1:06:10
  What it looks like, though, that's like that's that it's
• 1:06:13
  totally given like John Cena mermaid Barbie mermaid can like
• 1:06:17
  awful. It's awful.
• 1:06:18
  It's fucky. It's.
• 1:06:19
  Awful. And I'm so sorry if you're one
• 1:06:21
  of those hair and makeup people. I'm so sorry.
• 1:06:25
  Do better. But do better I.
• 1:06:27
  Was not it? You should have said something
• 1:06:29
  to Disney like, hey, can we get a like tight spiral, a tight
• 1:06:35
  spiral for this and. You drop the ball, I blame you.
• 1:06:39
  And if you're a person of color? Right then, shame, shame, shame.
• 1:06:47
  Girl now. Anyway.
• 1:06:50
  On to better news which made me smile.
• 1:06:52
  From I know I love this so much. I was like, yeah.
• 1:06:55
  OK, so while we were gone, you guys, the Democrats flipped the
• 1:07:00
  Republican held of Florida State House in the district that
• 1:07:07
  includes dump trucks, Mar a Lago.
• 1:07:13
  Yep, not only now is it represented by a Democrat, but
• 1:07:17
  she's a woman. Dun Dun, Dun A.
• 1:07:24
  Woman Democrat now is representing the district that
• 1:07:29
  Trump resides in. And I love.
• 1:07:32
  This so much. I have not.
• 1:07:33
  I have not, but this makes me so happy.
• 1:07:37
  This makes the change warm as my little Harry on.
• 1:07:40
  Top. I love it.
• 1:07:41
  And I love that Florida has now flipped, what, 2-3 districts?
• 1:07:46
  Something like 2 districts? That's pretty big.
• 1:07:49
  That's pretty big that there's a.
• 1:07:52
  Penny. Like there's a potential now
• 1:07:55
  that DeSantis may find himself unemployed.
• 1:08:00
  Girl, keep it up. Girl, keep it.
• 1:08:02
  Just Sam, keep it up, right? What do I need to do to fund
• 1:08:06
  her? Does she need help?
• 1:08:08
  Right. She need a secretary, Something
• 1:08:11
  I don't know. I will be there for you.
• 1:08:14
  I live in Arizona, but I'll help you in Florida.
• 1:08:20
  Seriously. This is close to home, did you
• 1:08:26
  add it? I didn't.
• 1:08:28
  I couldn't find it. Oh let me find.
• 1:08:34
  Oh boy this next one. Also y'all and these people
• 1:08:44
  posting their photos of what they look like outside of drag?
• 1:08:48
  I'm like wow, wow, wow. Can I just share the screen?
• 1:08:57
  I don't what are you doing? Oh my God, enough with the pop
• 1:09:06
  ups. Jesus.
• 1:09:09
  OK, OK, hold on, sorry. I'm gonna save the photo on my
• 1:09:13
  desktop 'cause that was not working.
• 1:09:17
  That's not the ticket. I'm going to take one of these
• 1:09:23
  wig out photos. Enjoy this while I switch the
• 1:09:29
  photo. Great, thanks.
• 1:09:33
  I mean at least the. Tattoos were kind of accurate.
• 1:09:37
  Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out where the 10 lbs of
• 1:09:39
  prosthetics come from. It must have been like he's
• 1:09:41
  wearing some. Sort of on top of the muscle
• 1:09:43
  thing. Right on top of the muscle that
• 1:09:45
  he already has, which is. I mean, I thought that would
• 1:09:48
  have been fine. Interesting.
• 1:09:50
  Unless they needed to make him bigger I guess.
• 1:09:53
  That was weird anyway. OK, Can I move us?
• 1:09:59
  There we go. No, over here, that's better.
• 1:10:09
  So Phoenix in particular, be on the lookout for one of our own.
• 1:10:17
  This is happening way too often for my comfort level.
• 1:10:21
  And this one is close to home for me because this is like a
• 1:10:27
  one in 10 youth that grew up to be an adult and I haven't heard
• 1:10:34
  from them in a while. And when I was crowned in 2011
• 1:10:45
  for Miss Gay Supernova US of a newcomer, they were like one of
• 1:10:53
  those people that was like, you know, keep going.
• 1:10:56
  We'll like seeing you out there, you know, that kind of thing.
• 1:11:02
  And over the years, I may, I don't know, I feel like you lose
• 1:11:09
  touch with people over the years, but I just feel like this
• 1:11:14
  is like, so as soon as this started circulating and his
• 1:11:20
  sister is looking for him or them, excuse me, It just no
• 1:11:29
  tingle. Tingle in the heart is just too
• 1:11:32
  much, too much. And I hope that they're safe.
• 1:11:35
  I hope that they can get to a phone and let us know that
• 1:11:41
  they're OK. It's just too much for my
• 1:11:46
  comfort level at this moment that this keeps happening in our
• 1:11:50
  community. It's it's.
• 1:11:52
  Becoming not a coincidence anymore like it's there's
• 1:11:55
  something else that's. Happening, yes.
• 1:11:59
  So if you have seen them, please call the number there.
• 1:12:02
  It's 928-988-3953. So I am hoping for the best.
• 1:12:16
  That is what I'm hoping for. So please, please, please,
• 1:12:24
  please and if you see them if. Anybody has any information?
• 1:12:29
  Please give the number a call, it's important.
• 1:12:34
  OK. Thank you.
• 1:12:40
  Another I hate to pile the the news like this, but This is why
• 1:12:51
  I say the world is not looking out for us.
• 1:12:59
  We need to look out for each other.
• 1:13:00
  As much as we bitch and moan at each other, We we do.
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  I'm not very good at saying her name, so I'm gonna ask you to
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  say her name. I think it's Chael.
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  I think it's Chael. OK.
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  I don't, I don't know her. So I'm not entirely like I'm, I
• 1:13:21
  don't think I've ever heard her like heard her name.
• 1:13:24
  Spoken so Black trans activist and drag performer Chael.
• 1:13:30
  If I've said the name wrong, it's no disrespect.
• 1:13:33
  I don't want to disrespect Chael Diamond Sanchez McRae was killed
• 1:13:41
  in Virginia. She's won numerous pageants over
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  the years. And I think that's where like
• 1:13:49
  this spreads so fast and so hard is because she's known and but
• 1:13:58
  it made me think, who are the ones that we don't know?
• 1:14:02
  Too many to name like there's that and that's that's the
• 1:14:06
  problem still. I believe the investigation is
• 1:14:11
  still going on, but this is not OK.
• 1:14:16
  Like as the news continues to grow and this hatred cloud
• 1:14:22
  continues to grow, I here we are arguing over pageants we're
• 1:14:31
  arguing over. Right.
• 1:14:33
  This, that and the other. But somebody that has one
• 1:14:36
  numerous pageants is no longer here, right?
• 1:14:41
  So at the end of the day, as much as the shit I was throwing
• 1:14:46
  at the beginning of the episode, does it really matter if you're
• 1:14:50
  not here and somebody does injustice to you, right?
• 1:14:56
  That's out the window. I rather you here.
• 1:14:58
  I don't care what you comment on.
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  Right. So it's just getting too, too
• 1:15:09
  real for me at this. I mean it's it's it's I mean,
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  and I mean the fact of it, I. Mean it's been happening, it's
• 1:15:16
  been happening. But now it's becoming so loud,
• 1:15:21
  so loud, yeah. So stick with each other.
• 1:15:31
  Don't go anywhere alone. I just can't.
• 1:15:37
  I I'm not saying that's what happened to her, but I'm just
• 1:15:40
  saying like I. Mean that's right now.
• 1:15:43
  I mean, it's a good idea to use the buddy system regardless,
• 1:15:46
  like it's as often as you can. Technology, as we have, makes
• 1:15:51
  your buddy has. Right.
• 1:15:53
  If somebody has your location, something you know.
• 1:15:56
  If you're, you don't have. To share your location 24/7, but
• 1:15:59
  you know, if you're going somewhere, you're doing
• 1:16:00
  something and you're gonna be on your.
• 1:16:02
  Own or whatever, OK. Right.
• 1:16:05
  Like, we don't care. Nobody gives a shit like, but
• 1:16:08
  make sure somebody knows where you are, where you're going.
• 1:16:11
  I mean, I've had people that are like, I'm not gonna give names
• 1:16:17
  'cause I feel like they trust me enough to do these things that
• 1:16:23
  like maybe they're drunk at the bar, right?
• 1:16:27
  They need somebody to like come pick them up.
• 1:16:29
  Or I mean, I can't pick them up. They and most people know that,
• 1:16:33
  but you know, if I can call somebody for you.
• 1:16:38
  Right. And like even like when we're
• 1:16:41
  doing like like trivia or or bingo or whatever, like I always
• 1:16:44
  tell Felicia, let me know when you get home.
• 1:16:46
  Like is at least I like, I know where you're going, like where
• 1:16:50
  you're going and where you're coming from.
• 1:16:52
  So, you know, like I'm like, I just, I just let me know when
• 1:16:54
  you get home, even if I'm already asleep, like just, I
• 1:16:59
  know. And then I get a text in the
• 1:17:01
  morning. Are you alive?
• 1:17:04
  Yes, I'm alive, thankfully. But somebody else, their
• 1:17:08
  parents, their mother, their father, their significant others
• 1:17:13
  looking for them. So didn't mean to end on
• 1:17:18
  heaviness, but what? Have we got coming up?
• 1:17:25
  Fair warning my friends, fair warning.
• 1:17:32
  April 17th is our next drag bingo and cats.
• 1:17:38
  And I am fair warning everyone everyone that you should get
• 1:17:46
  your tickets now. Today is March 25th.
• 1:17:53
  Now inbox is off limits. Yeah, don't, don't message me
• 1:18:00
  and say I want tickets. I'll be like.
• 1:18:02
  OK, you message me on April 15th and say there's no more tickets
• 1:18:08
  left. I don't control the tickets.
• 1:18:11
  Freddie doesn't control the ticket.
• 1:18:13
  No. So.
• 1:18:20
  Yeah. Get some tickets We every time,
• 1:18:26
  every time. I almost can time it now that
• 1:18:30
  when I get to my inbox like 2 days before somebody's like oh,
• 1:18:34
  I was going to come see you. Well, maybe next time.
• 1:18:37
  Well, sorry, sorry about it. The cats will still be there.
• 1:18:41
  We'll be there again. But don't be late.
• 1:18:48
  Don't be late. Oh, God, what did you do?
• 1:18:54
  God, what is that? I don't know why?
• 1:18:57
  There we go. OK, that's better.
• 1:18:58
  I'm like what? And then a week later is Alice
• 1:19:07
  in Wonderland drag bingo at Drink Me Tea Room.
• 1:19:10
  These tickets also go fast, and I also don't control those
• 1:19:14
  tickets either. So please, please, please get
• 1:19:21
  your tickets ahead of time or come to the door and beg
• 1:19:26
  yourself. I would love to see that.
• 1:19:28
  You can beg, right? If you want, it's too funny.
• 1:19:33
  And then I don't have a flyer for this, but from May 1st to
• 1:19:37
  May 3rd we are. Or I am anyway.
• 1:19:43
  I am presenting at Southwest Love Fest, which is happening
• 1:19:48
  that weekend. It doesn't matter whether you
• 1:19:51
  are Poly or you're new to Poly, exploring Poly, or just want to
• 1:19:55
  learn more about it. Maybe you have Poly friends.
• 1:19:56
  You don't really understand it, you want to learn more about it.
• 1:19:59
  There's a lot of programming throughout the weekend for
• 1:20:01
  everyone. It's happening in Mesa.
• 1:20:05
  I'm doing 2 panels, both on the Saturday, 1:00 in the morning,
• 1:20:08
  1:00 in the afternoon. So get your tickets.
• 1:20:11
  I think it's Southwest. Southwest love fest?
• 1:20:16
  I don't Google it it look for southwest love fest it'll come
• 1:20:19
  up. I can't remember what the exact
• 1:20:21
  thingy is, but. I thought they had love fest and
• 1:20:26
  that. Was love Fest events maybe
• 1:20:27
  something, I don't know that you Google the thing, but get your
• 1:20:31
  tickets. It's a great way to meet new
• 1:20:34
  people, to spend a weekend with like minded folks, learn some
• 1:20:38
  stuff. So it's very educational.
• 1:20:41
  It's really good. So come do the thing, yes?
• 1:20:45
  Good, good, good, good, good, good.
• 1:20:48
  It was fun when we performed there last year.
• 1:20:53
  Yeah, they're doing karaoke Friday night or something.
• 1:20:55
  I think I'll. I know that's what it is.
• 1:20:58
  Why don't they? Why don't they just have drag
• 1:21:00
  entertainers that could host it? Right.
• 1:21:05
  They didn't ask us. They didn't ask us, no.
• 1:21:08
  That's all right. It's fine.
• 1:21:11
  But you know what you could do? You could book us for your next
• 1:21:15
  event. We're available for office,
• 1:21:16
  parties, celebrations. Circumcisions, divorces, births,
• 1:21:23
  courthouse hearings, whatever you need, we got you.
• 1:21:27
  If you're paying, I'm there as long as it's within reason and.
• 1:21:31
  Right. Doesn't break the moral code.
• 1:21:34
  I mean, that's it's just. Yeah, 7:00 I mean, look who's
• 1:21:42
  the president anyway, send us a message, let us know.
• 1:21:47
  We'll we'll test it out. See you right.
• 1:21:51
  I mean gas is almost $6 a gallon, so.
• 1:21:54
  Seriously, Jesus Christ, right up to like California prices.
• 1:21:59
  It's nuts. I don't even drive and it's
• 1:22:02
  affecting me so. Right.
• 1:22:06
  Yeah, that's when you know it's bad, right?
• 1:22:08
  Mariah Carey is in the grocery store 'cause gas prices are bad.
• 1:22:14
  Well, make sure to check out our Patreon for all the extra
• 1:22:19
  goodies and after show stuff. Oh.
• 1:22:24
  And juice, right? Right.
• 1:22:27
  And that have a good night. I encourage, encourage,
• 1:22:31
  encourage you all to join forces as a community.
• 1:22:36
  Stop fighting over the petty cause.
• 1:22:40
  The petty petty, petty is fun until it's not right.
• 1:22:46
  Anyway, with that, have a good night and should I dare try to
• 1:22:51
  play the outro? Again, you can try.
• 1:22:53
  We'll catch you next week for your Wednesday night
• 1:22:55
  conversation. We'll see how this outro goes.
• 1:22:57
  Fingers crossed. Bye.