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Why I Won’t Debate MAGA · The Lucas Bean Show

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  SPEAKER_00: Climate change is a hoax.
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  SPEAKER_00: The earth is flat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Vaccines are the work of the devil.
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  SPEAKER_00: How come you won't debate me fair and square?
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  SPEAKER_00: Cool story, bro.
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  SPEAKER_00: I won't debate you because you don't understand facts, science, and logic.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I won't be talking to you anymore about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I won't debate you.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, we're not going to argue about what the facts are.
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  SPEAKER_00: Decided by a consensus of people who are experts in those fields.
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  SPEAKER_00: Experts like scientists, doctors, lawyers,
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  SPEAKER_00: professors and people with decades of experience studying these things.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know like writing peer -reviewed studies and publishing research.
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  SPEAKER_00: Real scientific work.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you think you're on the same level as these people?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, you didn't discover the truth in a Facebook group you belong to.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, your crazy uncle's YouTube video did not change my mind.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I know spelling is hard for you. I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But if you want to play independent researcher or podcast host,
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  SPEAKER_00: you should probably learn how to do research first, little fella. Don't you think?
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  SPEAKER_00: But of course you won't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because that takes work you already didn't do in the first place.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because the work is hard.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you are soft.
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  SPEAKER_00: The world doesn't just hand out participation trophies for you just showing up.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, your daddy promised you a trophy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Speaking to people like you is torturous for people like me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you have no idea what you're talking about.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you're absolutely convinced that you know what you're talking about.
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  SPEAKER_00: And when we easily prove you wrong, when the science is indisputable,
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  SPEAKER_00: when no sane person would argue with the facts, when you have nowhere left to go,
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  SPEAKER_00: you shout fake news or you say you have TDS.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what a clown would do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to be known as a clown?
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  SPEAKER_00: If you want to debate experts,
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  SPEAKER_00: you're going to have to agree to a shared reality the rest
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  SPEAKER_00: of the world has already agreed to.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you won't do that because you're delusional.
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  SPEAKER_00: Someone told you that being a mediocre person is somehow special.
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  SPEAKER_00: Someone convinced you that you didn't have to do the work.
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  SPEAKER_00: That school was a waste of time.
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  SPEAKER_00: That studying is for nerds.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now you think your emotionally unhinged opinion is equal to an expert's opinion
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  SPEAKER_00: who spent decades earning their knowledge.
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  SPEAKER_00: Poor little MAGA.
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  SPEAKER_00: You walk around saying prove me wrong like that means something.
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  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't mean anything.
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  SPEAKER_00: The guy who taught you that phrase prove me wrong didn't actually understand how evidence works.
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  SPEAKER_00: And clearly neither do you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you never did the work.
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  SPEAKER_00: You never earned anything.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just showed up and demanded a participation trophy.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the people that told you that you were special for doing nothing are just as stupid as you.
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  SPEAKER_00: So with that said, you've been fired.