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Dyllan's List of CRAZY LAST NAMES · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich wedding stuff is in the air.
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  Speaker 1: Lots going on with Peyton getting married. But there was
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  Speaker 1: a whole debate or a whole something that Dylan, you
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  Speaker 1: went and you did something on our Facebook.
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  Speaker 2: What did you do?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: So I post on our Facebook all the time. I
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  Speaker 4: love chatting with everybody on there. So I threw up what.
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  Speaker 2: Are I grew up?
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  Speaker 4: I put up a question of what are some of
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  Speaker 4: the craziest worst last names that you would never marry into,
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  Speaker 4: maybe someone that you knew in your life or anything
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  Speaker 4: like that. And we got one hundred and ten comments
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  Speaker 4: so far. Yes, So I went through every single comment.
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  Speaker 4: I pulled some of the best ones. Oh good, and
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  Speaker 4: so I'm going to share them with you guys. All right,
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  Speaker 4: there's some really good ones in here.
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  Speaker 2: These are real.
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  Speaker 4: These are real last names from you guys who commented these.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so do you know your name?
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  Speaker 4: The first one? Somebody knew someone with the last name
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  Speaker 4: Mick Horney.
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  Speaker 5: Why would you not marry to that? That's amazing?
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  Speaker 4: Judy Judy, Judy bag Moody.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, okay, so are they gonna get worse as you
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  Speaker 3: go up to number one? Or are these just all
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  Speaker 3: really really bad.
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  Speaker 2: They're all bad.
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  Speaker 6: Terrible, and I was trying to even think of, like
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  Speaker 6: is there a way to say that, like that's not
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  Speaker 6: the pronunciation, but probably not.
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  Speaker 4: Missus McCarty here.
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  Speaker 5: To a party, mccarny's.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to go if you're like if you're if
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  Speaker 1: you're Francine McCarney, and you call it plumber and the plumbers, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh hello, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't real. Go ahead else kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of along that same vein Hymen's another and this is
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  Speaker 4: actually a full name. Somebody knew someone with the name Harry.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you guys want to know the history, because wasn't
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  Speaker 6: it like way back in the day the last name
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  Speaker 6: was the occupation?
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  Speaker 2: Like where did these come from? What job?
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  Speaker 5: Is?
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  Speaker 2: Love it?
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  Speaker 5: When mixed in the middle of it, that does a
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  Speaker 5: little a little flowery.
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  Speaker 4: It, yes, kind of going along with the two parter,
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  Speaker 4: someone knew someone named half Price half price Price, which
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  Speaker 4: is funny, And so now we have kind of the
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  Speaker 4: outlandish last names. But Flosky no way what yes, Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And sometimes that was probably a prestigious thing.
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  Speaker 1: Poor kid growing up name probably invented the song bikini.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was I remember reading that comment, they were like,
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  Speaker 4: I knew someone back in the day name Bluff but Flosky. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: So we also have GoF Ski.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what no, I think they.
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  Speaker 5: Or something?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Dylan's dirty mind my class.
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  Speaker 5: I look forward to roll call every day.
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  Speaker 4: It has to be some of these though. You can't
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  Speaker 4: really miss announce pig.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I would want all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, not not the worst.
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  Speaker 4: But we also have.
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  Speaker 3: That's terrible cements semons, cements our simmons.
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  Speaker 5: You would really you really try to lean into that.
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  Speaker 4: This one's pretty bad. Skanky and panky panky and honorable
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  Speaker 4: mention pickle and swallows. I would like to be.
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  Speaker 3: I actually knew a girl named Cameron Pickles in school
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  Speaker 3: and I thought her last name.
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  Speaker 1: Was so I like, now I'm on the Facebook post,
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's a guy this is this is just
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  Speaker 1: a funny name.
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  Speaker 2: He goes.
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  Speaker 1: His comment was my bride still married me anyway, and
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  Speaker 1: his name is Mike van Loon van Lune. And this
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  Speaker 1: person's like my master at a taekwondo dojo had the
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  Speaker 1: last name of Baiter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's like it sucks when you get
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  Speaker 3: those names. Actually, my sister yesterday when I was talking
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  Speaker 3: to her, she sent me over like I knew initials
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  Speaker 3: when I take Kadim's last name, and it's just like
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  Speaker 3: so unappealing, Like I don't think I can have one
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  Speaker 3: of those monograms.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, would be like you never finished the letter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then also if you add in my middle name,
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  Speaker 3: it makes it gross. My middle name is Ireland.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, look at this.
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  Speaker 2: This girl ate me on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: She was a friend of mine, had the last name Little,
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  Speaker 1: and she had up marrying the guy with the last
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  Speaker 1: name of Short.
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  Speaker 5: That's cute. That's cute.
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  Speaker 2: I know a lady named Misty Pile.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there's yeah, and she s E A M. O.
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  Speaker 3: N S. Simonis, Simonismon, but Flasky kind of takes it.
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  Speaker 1: This person's last name is Sharks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's terrible.
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  Speaker 4: That makes their name a full scent.
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  Speaker 3: I would legally the day it does make their full
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  Speaker 3: name of when people's name is, I would legally change it.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I had a teacher a junior high. He was the
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  Speaker 1: art Teacher's name was mister Gross. That's funny. That's funny. Well, thanks, Dylan.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always throwing stuff up on the Facebook, so comment,
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  Speaker 4: engage with it, and maybe I'll chat with you too.
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  Speaker 2: Rebecca, you're on the air. Good morning. What's going on?
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  Speaker 7: Well, my boyfriend and I are getting serious and I
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  Speaker 7: mean I love him so much and taking his things fully.
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  Speaker 7: It just feels really kind of old school and it
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  Speaker 7: just doesn't feel right for me.
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  Speaker 2: And take his first name.
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  Speaker 5: Does he have to change his.
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  Speaker 6: Talk to him about it. Is he not into the
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  Speaker 6: hyphenating thing.
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  Speaker 7: He's kind of like open, but also kind of like, well,
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  Speaker 7: but my name is so cool, and I'm like, is it?
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  Speaker 5: Is it cool?
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  Speaker 3: It?
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  Speaker 7: Stand of all, that's a cool name.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty cool. What's your current last name?
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  Speaker 7: Ramirez?
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's pretty powerful. If you have a Ramirez slash Sandoval, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Both extremely powerful. But I get it. You know, my sister.
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  Speaker 1: Are you in business like my sister? She kept her
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  Speaker 1: because my sister was in business as van s for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. Then she got married and then she
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  Speaker 1: kept van Ass And now I think she's hyphened it now,
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  Speaker 1: so where it's vans Oliva, like you make a gradual
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  Speaker 1: process for business, but I think on everything else it's
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  Speaker 1: her married name.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: The legal documents is just like so much and change
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  Speaker 7: my credit card and everything.
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  Speaker 3: What are you gonna do, Peyton, I'm definitely going to
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  Speaker 3: change my last name.
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  Speaker 5: It's actually funny that you say.
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  Speaker 3: This because I feel like Kadi and I like we've
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  Speaker 3: gone back and forth, like I'm toyed with, like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I want a hyphenny and he's like, no, non negotiable,
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  Speaker 3: Like you're changing your last name and I'm down for it.
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  Speaker 3: But where we have gone back and forth is how
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to change my name on social media because
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to change my Instagram handle.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but Instagram, but that's part of your last name,
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  Speaker 5: but not all of your last name.
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  Speaker 3: Right what Instagram is my full name? Peyton Whitmore. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: he wants me to change it to Peyton Strickland and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like.
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  Speaker 6: No, if you change it to Peace strick.
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  Speaker 3: School, I like Pea strick So I don't know, we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like, well, do Kyle then, I mean
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  Speaker 1: Kyle is unfugged here and on the air, but in
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  Speaker 1: real life.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, what, I.
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  Speaker 6: Legally changed my last name to my middle name, so
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  Speaker 6: I kept my last name, but technically, legally it's just
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  Speaker 6: my middle is a hyphen.
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  Speaker 2: It's not.
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  Speaker 6: Because I felt like very connected to it, because we like,
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  Speaker 6: there's only four unfugged girls and the last.
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  Speaker 5: Name dies with us. Oh wow, that's kind of.
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  Speaker 6: In some way.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have you seen that meme? He's like it
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  Speaker 2: was the exact same.
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  Speaker 1: It was like if you have if you have all girls,
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  Speaker 1: you literally just kill the bloodline like that or something
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  Speaker 1: like that, or.
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  Speaker 3: Like you have a gay son and they don't want
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  Speaker 3: to have kids. That's my my touch. Oh yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: like it ends.
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  Speaker 2: With the festival.
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  Speaker 6: And also kid my dad had sisters so that he
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  Speaker 6: didn't have other brothers.
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  Speaker 5: So it's literally the last.
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  Speaker 2: Of the what was your middle name?
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  Speaker 6: My middle name was Anne?
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  Speaker 2: And what did that mean? Who is Anne?
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  Speaker 6: It was my aunt's out I love my name.
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  Speaker 5: Idea that I think she did.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know if she knows.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, You're great.
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  Speaker 5: I just felt the good.
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  Speaker 6: It's funny I've never had to have never approached that
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  Speaker 6: part of the conversation.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you don't have to for a very long time.
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  Speaker 2: Rebecca, Thanks for calling in, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks so much,