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Listening to the Keith Morrison Murder podcasts are soothing · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know what my guilty pleasure show is?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh uh Anything Murder.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, okay, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's ANY single thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because my mom loves Keith Morrison.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I found he the To Catch a Predator.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that's uh Chris shoot.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is that dude?
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  SPEAKER_02: Which one's Keith Morrison?
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  SPEAKER_02: He's the old gray-haired guy from Dateline.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: He is I could listen to him read an encyclopedia.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom has a Keith Morrison t-shirt.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's how much she loves Keith Morrison.
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  SPEAKER_02: I want to dog your mom for this, but yet at the same time, I have this strange, like, I can't not hate it.
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  SPEAKER_01: The shirt says something like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: The shirt says something like, When I die, I want Keith Morrison to say, She really lit up a room or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: His pacing is so good where he's like, and then you'll get him to do this randomly.
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  SPEAKER_02: My favorite is when Keith Morrison will do this.
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  SPEAKER_02: He'll ask like a question like, and did he?
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  SPEAKER_02: And you're just like, What are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, deep in this murder story, he's narrating it with his incredible delivery, his voice, and he's like, and then at the end, and there's a terrible impression.
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  SPEAKER_00: So just but follow my follow what follow what happens here.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he's like, and after the murder weapon was dropped, and then at two in the morning, he went to Burger King.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you're like, That's extreme.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where did that just go?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like he asks these questions that are so like, okay, you're trying to really put yourself into it.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's on a podcast now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, it came up as a suggestion.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here I am.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm listening to the Not For Air Podcast.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'd be hypnotized.
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  SPEAKER_02: I really would be hypnotized.
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  SPEAKER_01: I ended up uh so I was listening to the Not for Air Podcast, and you should too, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's on our app.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: Being a chatterbox is genetic is the name of the latest one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a good name.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh we also talk about losing kids and Chuck E.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cheese.
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  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, so it came up as a suggestion, suggestion, and I thought, all right, let me see what the podcast version of it would be.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it was it was great.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was not I was I was sucked in to the podcast.
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  SPEAKER_01: But no, no, the guilty pleasure thing, Shark Tank.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: I still love Shark Tank.
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  SPEAKER_01: And did you know Mr.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Beast is going to appear on Shark Tank this season?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, well, he's gotta do something to help his reputation.
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  SPEAKER_01: What an entrepreneur.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, does he have a bad reputation right now?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, he went through.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if his reputation's still bad.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: He went through a phase where a lot of people, and I always look at this like, who's the disgruntled employee that didn't get the bonus?
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently he had something to do with not paying people or what the or something.
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  SPEAKER_02: But again, I I I always question those sorts of things.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, are you disgruntled?
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you not get something you wanted?
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you get fired because you screwed something up?
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  SPEAKER_01: I always say we gotta look at the contract.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, gotta look at the contract.
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  SPEAKER_01: That actually that happened to uh Zach's kid was recently in a possible promotion situation.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, Cyrus, did you have a contract written up?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because he's like, I'm still not getting the pay that I was supposed to get.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, Did you have a contract?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't have a contract.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh that it's no, it's not like you're being disrespectful and saying I don't trust you.
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  SPEAKER_02: All you're doing is uh is keeping everybody and everything honest.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, Zach and I said afterwards, this is Cyrus's first adult lesson that Cyrus needed to learn, which is you gotta have a contract.
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  SPEAKER_02: You do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of narration, can I play this for you?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, this is this guy that narrates what it was growing up uh like in the 90s.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, gosh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, here, let's born in the mid-80s before Wi-Fi, before filters, before phones got smart.
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  SPEAKER_00: We grew up rewinding cassettes with a pencil, recording TRL over your sixth birthday party on VHS, and spending Friday nights wandering blockbuster like it was church.
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  SPEAKER_00: Man, we lived for TGIF.
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  SPEAKER_00: We believed in Power Rangers, teamwork, and Captain Planet logic.
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  SPEAKER_00: We crushed so hard on Topanga, feared the Crypt Keeper, and thought Unsolved Mysteries was basically a horror film.
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  unknown: Huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: We believed Titanic was the greatest love story ever told, and that the Matrix might actually be real.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were the last kids to grow up before everything went digital.
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  SPEAKER_02: Man, that was that's on TikTok, and that's deep.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I could listen to more of that.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's so funny about that is I'm uh elder millennial and Zach is what are you guys?
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  SPEAKER_01: What are you guys?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh Gen Xers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he claims he thinks he is the best generation.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I I say to him, No, you're not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I've had the balance of both worlds.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've had the, you know, the always playing outside type world.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I have the also internet world too.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I feel like I have the best of both worlds.
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  SPEAKER_02: See, I feel like we are the best because we gave you the internet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, thank you.