Latest / Guber Mente 2026 / Nov3: Driving Thru Nightmerica
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- 0:01All right, So it was nice to have Clint back on the on the
- 0:13platform and uh talk about his private underground dot club. Now it shouldn't be
- 0:31and I'm gonna be testing. I'm gonna be testing it. Like he he
- 0:36said, Hey, can you test other countries to see if my if my
- 0:42website is being blocked over there if you don't have it, seems like there's
- 0:52a master you are l blacklist or something out there. If you don't have
- 0:58your if you don't have your anti virus stuff going through you will you know
- 1:08you'll be able to see it here. But it is. It definitely was
- 1:14part of a you or a blacklist where I had to go into the software
- 1:19and say I want to go to this web page and I'm you gotta type
- 1:26it in there, say I'm going here. Fuck off. They don't even
- 1:32give you. They don't even give you an option to just write click on
- 1:34it and say, uh, I'm going here anyway, and you're gonna fucking
- 1:41let me go. There's just a lot of a lot of that going on
- 1:49in fire walls and and and should but I'm gonna make a video. He
- 1:56asked me to make a video of going from different countries to see if there's
- 2:00a blacklisting effect that's happening. I don't think that he's got a VPN to
- 2:10be to be able to test it, So I'm going to do that for
- 2:14him. And it shouldn't take very long, maybe fifteen twenty minutes. I
- 2:17think I just use quick time or something. I purchased a screen capturing a
- 2:28software for a Windows laptop that I have, but it's been blue screening for
- 2:37like more and more frequently, and I believe it's because of overheating. So
- 2:44I have to call down, will probably talk to somebody that I can't really
- 2:47truly understand, and I guess, you know'll have them remote into it and
- 2:53then say, like and run some diagnostics on it. Because of God,
- 3:00will I have like, you know, three, you know, February that
- 3:07the warranty runs out, so I've got some time to give a call,
- 3:10and if they have to replace the motherboard or something, I want to get
- 3:14that ship done before. I want to get it done before they you know,
- 3:21before it expires. And so so I constantly have these thoughts that run
- 3:31through my head about just everything, and then I and it just it just
- 3:38comes to me, like maybe the name of a like a sub stack article
- 3:47or or just something that that would you know, catch the eye of of
- 3:57somebody that might not have understand things, which is contagious, like your marriage
- 4:11colon the secret intruder, you know, like the state being part of your
- 4:17marriage in any like who would want that? It would be like a couple
- 4:27getting married and then being like, we want this third person to complain about
- 4:35our marriage too if we don't if things don't work out, we want to
- 4:41have some kind of third party to say, non biased third party to say
- 4:51you're being mean, Bob, or you're you're being unreasonable, Sally. I
- 5:00don't know I'm talking earlier. I don't think I got enough sleep. And
- 5:11honestly, the nicotine helps. If you're having fucking issues like sleeping and things
- 5:15like that, chances are it's coming from this. I've got this sneaky suspicion,
- 5:20and you know, I touched on it with Clint and and I you
- 5:30know, I totally I keep I hold every bit of information in them that
- 5:36he that he puts out there if I can understand it the way he does,
- 5:44and even if I can understand it, you know, you know,
- 5:46I just kind of you know, put it on the back burn or front
- 5:49burn or whatever, you know, whatever he thinks is some of the highest
- 5:58priority thing. And but I also have my suspicions that the leash that they
- 6:08have is putting a toxin out there that can get inside people's bodies, make
- 6:16them more susceptible around that time of year when when our bodies purge cellular cellular
- 6:32detoxing. And the first person I heard that from was Greg, who I
- 6:42think I'm gonna record something with next Monday. Maybe not live, but it's
- 6:59coming in and the coffee in there. Maybe not live, but definitely look
- 7:03for something. Look for something on Tuesday, maybe a live thing. Greg
- 7:09and I we haven't done a live thing in a while. But of course
- 7:17I fucked up the other night. I meant to. I meant to do
- 7:27two recordings at once. And when I sent when I downloaded the Spreaker upload
- 7:34which had that which I kind of forgot that had commercials in there, he
- 7:41sent me the Odyssey Lincoln. He was like, the Odyssey Lincoln. He
- 7:45goes with the commercials cut out. So this is what he does. He's
- 7:49a video guy, so he an audio. He can clip all that stuff.
- 7:53I've done it, but it's always seems to be a hassle for me,
- 8:00even though that's what I do for if you you know, hate that
- 8:03phrase, that's what I do for a living. I am a fucking nerd
- 8:09nerd pocket and so so that was fun. And but getting back to the
- 8:26to the toxin thing, it's like, why wouldn't it be like, why
- 8:31wouldn't this be something that we're seeing with people being injected or people being exposed
- 8:37to toxins and that they have this thing where they're just it's like what I
- 8:46experienced a year after now pretty much the whole year of twenty twenty two with
- 9:03the following December in twenty twenty two. From twenty twenty one when it started
- 9:11where I just was people were getting sick. But when I got sick,
- 9:16it was like, like it was it pretty damn near fucking wrecked me for
- 9:26a period of time. Oh my god, it's just a fucking traffic level
- 9:39even down here. Yeah, just the level of how it was just fucking
- 9:52wrecking me, from the fatigue to the tiredness, it was. It was
- 9:54worse the following year. So if they're using this toxin and getting it into
- 10:01people, this is what AIDS is, and when I said to Clinton,
- 10:09like, hey, you know, they've got a leash, and he,
- 10:16you know, kind of emphatically disagreed with Patrick's premise of a leash that would
- 10:22protect them. He believed he you know, he believes he you know,
- 10:28his take, I hate that he believes thing. His take on it is
- 10:37that they is that they truly want to wipe everything out. And that may
- 10:52be the case. It's it seems it seems unlikely, but you know,
- 11:01again, that's that's his that's his take on it. I believe that that
- 11:07could be a possibility. I think it's more along the lines of, hey,
- 11:11we can put this toxin out into these multiple toxins in combinations out into
- 11:20society and it can fuck people up, and it has been fucking people up.
- 11:28I believe it's what what is truly behind fucking the cancer over the years.
- 11:35When when this Cohen guy wins the prize for for testing these these cobra
- 11:46toxins and and finding that it increases, uh you know, it creates tumors
- 11:56in seventy forty eight to seventy two hours. Over time, little little pieces
- 12:03of it would then result in would then result in in in a cancer.
- 12:16So so there's that and uh, and it protects them when they go to
- 12:28these when if you didn't see uh, the clintse nine hour documentary all you
- 12:35have to really not all you have to really do. But I mean if
- 12:39you if you listen to the first hour of it or two hours, you'll
- 12:43find yourself saying, Okay, I'm gonna watch. It might take a month
- 12:48or two to to get through it, but just you know a time market
- 12:54where I probably watched four or five hours in the first a couple of days,
- 13:05two or three days, but then again I had a lot of time
- 13:09back there to do so. But the most direct route to where I have
- 13:30to go is only about twenty or twenty one miles. Doesn't seem very far.
- 13:37But when you're going through the guts of a city, and the thing
- 13:48about well, this isn't the worst part because I don't even know that I
- 13:52would do. I would drive through well, I don't know. There's other
- 14:00areas of the city that are that are easy easier to get through, let's
- 14:03say, but when you're talking about Philadelphia, Philadelphia, you know there's there's
- 14:13a number of bridges to be able to get into the into the area,
- 14:16into Philadelphia County. There's what is it actually four bridges, but two that
- 14:33take you one that takes you down to the stadiums, one that takes you
- 14:43right into center city, one that takes you about five or six miles north
- 14:50of the city, which all connect to ninety five and the area of the
- 14:56and the area of the n asked, and then you've got you've got to
- 15:11uh to Coney, which is the one that I just went over. These
- 15:18people are a fucking nuts man, They're fucking crazy motherfuckers. Man, just
- 15:24sick, sick people. I got a guy in a fucking truck, just
- 15:28fucking get the fuck over. In your lane, Stay in your fucking lane.
- 15:35Do you know how to drive in your lane? Can you stay between
- 15:39the lines? That is though, those are the big questions when you're driving
- 15:54anyway. So here's Billy Joe Bob back there, fucking you know, up
- 16:02my ass with his fucking with his high beams on, trying to you know,
- 16:07drive through me. Yeah, I'll leave you behind later. So yeah,
- 16:19when you go this way, it takes you into again, not a
- 16:25bad part of the city. And then once you get through it, once
- 16:30you get about christ is it ten miles in or something less than ten miles
- 16:41in then you get into then you go through Philadelphia County, you get into
- 16:47Montgomery County, and it begins to look things begin to look let's just say
- 17:00better, but not about I mean, we used to take this route through
- 17:04the city to go visit relatives that are probably like three or four miles from
- 17:12where I'm you know, where I spend my three days a week, so
- 17:21that Caesar can take his taxes. But is it so yeah, we used
- 17:32to go this way all the time. But it's just when you get through
- 17:36here, you go, you take one of the main roads to a major
- 17:45conduit, a major artery called Roosevelt Boulevard. It's got three it's it's three,
- 17:56it's got twelve lanes, six inner that go north and south and and
- 18:04and six outer that go north and south. They had to do it that
- 18:10way, I imagine, because you know, the traffic moving, not departing
- 18:17to the left or the areas left or right and south, right and left,
- 18:22but you know, going down into the more affluent areas of suburban Philadelphia,
- 18:30the main line they call it. M mm hmm. But just over
- 18:40the years, the madness, the sickness of and and I really truly believe
- 18:47that it is a it is a a feature of of this species that you
- 19:00take someone, you look at their personality and say, I think that I
- 19:07could probably tell just by a short conversation with someone whether they were fucking a
- 19:12maniac behind the wheel. It doesn't make sense financially or societally to drive like
- 19:29a fucking a madman or a mad woman. But it I think that what
- 19:44it is is that people deep like without even realizing it in their subconscious they
- 19:49realize that their lives are fucking like, my life is not fucking I mean,
- 19:56it has been what it's been. It has not been elaborate. Uh,
- 20:03you know, it has not been you know, I realize fully that
- 20:08that you know, obviously, this life is what you do with it.
- 20:11It's what you make out of it. And even if you make out of
- 20:14it, even if you think you're winning the rat race, you're still considered
- 20:18to be a fucking rat. And you know, people that like these young
- 20:34fucking idiots that the speed up and down the street like they think that that
- 20:47that is some kind of obviously it gives them some kind of rush to do
- 20:52it. But m last night something was going on because we're sitting there next
- 21:02thing, you know, and we're on the corner right across from the park.
- 21:08And then there's another corner which has the area I call it the rat
- 21:14hole that apparently had to be built there some kind of law or legality by
- 21:26the state that said you have to have this type of housing in your area.
- 21:32Get the fuck off, man, you can fuck off. Okay,
- 21:36you can fuck off. Yeah, go ahead, yeah youah, pull into
- 21:44the other lane, you dirty rat, fucking bastard. So right on the
- 21:53corner there, right in front is the uh A cruiser. Something's happening at
- 22:03the at the fucking dysfunctional uh scumbag house apartment complex. Scumbags that uh that
- 22:15just continued to that just continue to make fucking problems. H they just continue
- 22:33to make problems. And then so I go outside, I'm having a cigarette.
- 22:41I don't see the cop in the cruisers obviously it's on. And this
- 22:47this guy in front of me, who just was behind me, now trying
- 22:51to get around in a one lane, trying to get around the guy in
- 22:55front of him, like a fucking mentally ill, fucking guy who should not
- 23:00even have a license, He should not even be able to fucking get behind
- 23:03the wheel of a vehicle. So apparently somebody was trying to break in,
- 23:11because I'm looking over at the at the rat house and they're in there,
- 23:17and he's shining the light on this side of the building where it looked like
- 23:25somebody had tried to break in or do something. Somebody called them and then
- 23:30they eventually showed up, and so he never it was. It was far
- 23:41too uncomfortably cold last night too to stand out there waiting for him to come
- 23:49back and be like anything that I should be concerned about. It's just a
- 24:02sad state of affairs. You know, where people I mean, there's an
- 24:07ambulance activity that happens there frequently, probably overdoses, whatever the case might be.
- 24:17Maybe somebody calls the police on a on a neighbor. Not everybody in
- 24:22there is a is a a disturbance, but you can just tell when you're
- 24:30listening. You know, if there was enough parking where they if there was
- 24:45enough parking where that was built into that complex, we wouldn't have to have
- 24:55people parking on a street. But I guess that was another oversight. And
- 25:10honestly, this guy in front of me is just a fucking maniac. He
- 25:15should know these people that do what he's doing. If I was in control,
- 25:21they would never drive again or worse, you know what, I'm not
- 25:30gonna like, Like Clint said in a number of times, you've got to
- 25:33adhere to that. This is their creation. You've got to adhere to their
- 25:40their system. You can you can live privately and in a lot of different
- 25:45ways you can. You can create what he was talking about, the private
- 25:55member associations and do that, but you're still in their system and you still
- 26:00have to adhere to their rules. And if you don't, you're gonna get
- 26:06fined and they're gonna fucking steal your money. They're just basically gonna steal your
- 26:08money. So why fucking speed? Why speed? Why do something on the
- 26:17road that's gonna get you or gonna get yourself killed or you kill somebody else
- 26:22and then you're gonna then you're gonna face the music for that or speed and
- 26:30get fucking tickets and then have your insurance go up. So, because it's
- 26:33a it's a complete and total system of the they'll buy cars, will register
- 26:40them, will know by their plates, who they are, what their records,
- 26:45everything about you. This is the This is the the social credit score,
- 26:55a TransUnion, Equifax and experience this is this is the credit score.
- 27:03And people are like, well the Chinese and the credit score. We're almost
- 27:10there here. And but you know, honestly, I just I think people
- 27:27are mentally ill. I believe that they are fucking full of fucking neurotoxins that
- 27:33make them fucking go berserk, that make them, you know, the brain
- 27:41parasite, the one thing who knows. But I believe that h through you
- 27:51know, commercially manufactured, commercially manufacturedird tobacco they put. They put all kinds
- 28:03of chemicals, man, the drugs in the water, the toxins. It's
- 28:07just been there. It's been there for a long time, under in a
- 28:12certain amount. And I think all they did was they just turned this piggot
- 28:17up when when it came to when it came to the SCIO, the twenty
- 28:33twenty SiO, I don't know, I'll repeat myself, but it really is
- 28:48the only way that people are gonna are gonna see how much fun in total
- 29:00bullshit this entire system is. Apparently, there was a some kind of protest
- 29:21in at thirtieth Street station, the main transportation hub in Philly and there was
- 29:37you know, Palestinian people there, and there were Jews there. There was
- 29:40this Jewish woman there that was just like, we got to end the genocide.
- 29:42You gotta end the you know that, and that fucking genocide has been
- 29:47going on for a long time. But just because there's a declared terrorist group
- 29:57in there, will you fucking look at that? Man? Well, what's
- 30:08fucking going on here? Man? Were you fucking retarded? You can't see
- 30:18that. There's a line of motherfucking cars here, and that's the reason why
- 30:23we're driving as slow as we are. Are you fucking mentally retarded? Are
- 30:37you that fucking stupid, fucking idiot monkey that you are constantly see? You
- 30:49know, and I do it from time to time, then you constantly see,
- 30:55Yeah, have a good day, have a good day, asshole.
- 31:00Kill yourself, make the world a better place, take your own life.
- 31:10Don't be a coward like this fucking idiot of the fort Fusion in front of
- 31:17me, erratic, fucking you know, Ernie, mind going to get in
- 31:25front of you. I'm important. My fucking garbage life that I suspect is
- 31:33garbage. But I still have hope. I still have hope that I'm gonna
- 31:41make something of this at sixty. It's still got hope that things are gonna
- 31:48turn around. They're gonna turn around for me. In my forth fusion on
- 31:57this Friday, Hey, listen, I want to get where I'm fucking going
- 32:05to. I don't even want to be out here. I wasn't even supposed
- 32:12to be here today. I like that fucking guys. That's a guy from
- 32:17the Clerks. I wasn't even supposed to be working today, little boy Dante.
- 32:30But now we're in the We're in the affluent area of the of UH.
- 32:37I believe it doesn't say you have excided on one corporation and gone into
- 32:43another corporation known eitherwise known as a county, uh county. This is a
- 32:53content tree, all right, It's a country. I love my cumped tree.
- 33:01You should love your cumped tree as well. It's a chilly mother father
- 33:12out there. It's not chilly chilly mother father out there. Yeah, you
- 33:21know they say Fargo. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, if I don't,
- 33:30if I don't turn the GPS on, I just might I just might not.
- 33:35I might not find my way. I might just you know, I
- 33:38might just try to h I might just try to wing it because it's weird,
- 33:49because it takes it takes me any number of different ways. And when
- 33:57you look at that darksh art cigarette went out, A garsh darn cigarette just
- 34:05went out. Gosh, darn, is this mill road? Is this mill
- 34:13it is? I'm gonna make it right because I remember, like approach Farns,
- 34:16I remember Elkins Park. This is a beautiful little town, Elkins Park,
- 34:35very very interesting. A lot of some row homes a little bit different,
- 34:39but uh, a very interesting, very interesting little little town. I
- 34:51know I'm gonna make a left up here. I know that I know that
- 34:54a left is is in my is it in my future here? But I,
- 35:00of course there's a lot of people in the traffic in this road.
- 35:01So I the other dad had just fucking pull out when there was when there
- 35:07was no uh traffic coming. So I was making a left when there was
- 35:12no traffic coming to from the left. I just pulled the fuck out and
- 35:15said, you're gonna have to stop cause I'm not gonna I'm not gonna.
- 35:21I gotta go, man, I gotta do this. I gotta do this
- 35:29here. You see, come on, man, you gotta pull out.
- 35:34Man, you gotta block traffic just to make a left. Come on,
- 35:38man, come on, come on, come on. Oh nice, that
- 35:44was a lot easier than I taught. People tend to drive less crazy out
- 35:52here. They tend to drive a little bit less crazy. How ooh,
- 36:06Myron Goldman for Congress, for local committee. I ad Myron Golden, and
- 36:14I want what's the best for me, I mean the town. I want
- 36:20everybody to be as wealthy as me, but not so much, not so
- 36:28much. I am the king of the castle. I make the rules here,
- 36:36say I we hee gloriously. Yeah. Man, it's a fucking ship.
- 36:52It's a fucking cold Tody twenty one. It's a cold fucking toity one
- 36:57here in Elkins Pack. It's a cold toity one. Maybe at some point
- 37:07it'll be toenty nine and it won't be so chilly. There's one of those
- 37:16strange, suspicious white lines in the sky. It reminds me of my cocaine
- 37:22days, as you try to go up there and snort that line right out
- 37:27of the sky, jump out of a fucking plane and then snort that line.
- 37:36I'm sure it's nothing nefarious. I'm sure there's nothing nefarious about it,
- 37:49right, I'm sure there is nothing wrong with it. It's like a streamer
- 38:09in the sky, a streamer. Honestly, I think that the Way's app.
- 38:28I think the Ways app takes me in the direction of God. Second,
- 38:42yeah, that's that. Okay, I'm to drive there. I'm not
- 38:59going that way. I'm not going that way. See that's not how I
- 39:07that's not how I'm going. I'm gonna go this way, and you're gonna
- 39:09have to adjust to what I'm doing. See, this one is good,
- 39:15the ways app. That the fucking ways app takes you the most expensive Uh,
- 39:21the most expensive route always takes you to the turnplane. That's because it
- 39:30was designed by Myron Goldman. You'll see my Ron Goldmand. Uh. This
- 39:36is a beautiful here man. This is some beautiful shit here man. Maybe
- 39:42I'll just use this other app. I don't know this one that's built in
- 39:47I don't know whether it's Google Google Google or or Apple Apple Maps. It's
- 39:55Apple Maps. M that way. We can spend some more time together,
- 40:07you and I. We can spend some times together, you and me spending
- 40:20time together commuting through this land. I love this time together. This land,
- 40:50my Countrati, is of of the sweet land of faul Liberty, of
- 41:00the I esteemed land where my father almost died, Land where the pilgrims were
- 41:10poisoned and almost died from every mountains and side, flat foe, freed bragin
- 41:25ipage a regions, to the flag of the United States of Natin America and
- 41:37to the repugnant for which it stands. One nation, one Masonic nation under
- 41:52a false God, with no liberty and freedom for no one. I say,
- 42:02I say, Oh Canade, our home and prison land, True Doe,
- 42:17you count, You're probably not a man. God, Save this world
- 42:29from True Dough and his ill. Please chop off his head and boil it
- 42:43in milk, oh Cana? Do you gave us gratch gi? I saw
- 42:54him the other night, RTI and yah, it's all such shit. They're
- 43:10going to kill us all Oh Canada, won't you let my beat beats?
- 43:24Won't you? All? Right? Where am I? Now? What town
- 43:32am I in? Now? I would say a shack, but I would
- 43:39live in that shack. It's just to be closer to an area where most
- 43:45of the jobs are. Anyway, Keswick Avenue, What the fuck? What
- 43:49the fuck? I am? Am I in the village of Kenswick. Yeah,
- 43:58I've never known this way for Edward Jones investment will lie to you until
- 44:07all your money's gone. Oh yeah, it's funny. So I'm talking.
- 44:10I'm helping this guy yesterday. He's like a financial guy. It's like two
- 44:15hours of me, you know, setting up his system for for his job,
- 44:23you know. And I said, well, I said, I have
- 44:27a question for you regarding regarding you know, the economy, the echo,
- 44:36the echo know me. And he said something like what was it? He
- 44:46gave me this? Really he said, well, this could take like an
- 44:49hour, but I'll just give you the two minute version. And then so
- 44:52he did. And then I said what I said. Some are saying all
- 44:59turn you know, said that this is a friggin of a three alarm fire
- 45:07that will never be extinguished, and they're just doing everything that they can to
- 45:15keep it together for a little while longer until they just decide that, you
- 45:22know, it's over. In so many words, I said that, and
- 45:28he was just like, well, you know, I mean, anything's possible.
- 45:31And I was like, well, I'm glad I'm not fucking putting my
- 45:35money into any of your shit. Nice guy, nice enough guy, But
- 45:38it's the system that we live in. It's this fucking system of just everybody
- 45:45fucking gaslight one another to get a fucking head. This fucking satanic system.
- 45:59I'm making a I'm lime kilned, lime kilned pipe. There's your local wow
- 46:07Wa, the wa Wa food market can't wait to hogy fest Hogy fast HOGI
- 46:15fest ie little town. I still, I guess I'm not in Willow Grove.
- 46:22There's no way I'm in Willow grow. There's no way I'm in the
- 46:28willow and the growth. Where the fucking am I? I guess I kind
- 46:37of ammin where I thought I wasn't. I guess I kind of m where
- 46:42I thought I wasn't. I don't know. I don't fucking know. I
- 46:51don't fucking know. Shit. Oh, there it is the Moonlight Family Diner.
- 46:55I think I went in there one time. I think I went in
- 47:01that diner one dime and had some had some eggs and some home home freeze,
- 47:07had some home freeze, some freedom fries. You know, remember that
- 47:10when everybody was hating France, they didn't want to call them French fries anymore.
- 47:15They were like freedom fries. Fuck the French, freedom fries, fuck
- 47:20the French, fuck them, fuck them, fuck THEMN franchise. I forget
- 47:30what the fuck that was about. Short lived was short lived. It was
- 47:36a short lived thing. And then they're back to French fries, because you
- 47:39know, it's like the the the the attention span of of the average Americans.
- 47:49Remember when they used to call them French fries. We still call them
- 47:57French fries, Bob. Yeah, But then there was something else, there
- 48:01was something else that was going on. We called them something else for a
- 48:05little while because we listened to the news, and the news made us made
- 48:09us hate a group of people. So we just kind of did that.
- 48:13We just do what they say. Did you ever notice that we do exactly
- 48:16what they say on the news, whatever they say to do, we do.
- 48:22You see a problem with that? All the time, Bob, all
- 48:30the time. I don't even know where the fuck I am. I'm glad
- 48:35I got this computer here telling me where to go, because I have no
- 48:37idea where I'm going. All because I want to talk to you, all
- 48:44because I want to talk to you. I'm talking to you over there,
- 48:50wherever you are, wherever you are, I'm flat earth. I'm talking to
- 48:54you. Fucking flour first, I call you flatter, I call you a
- 49:02flour first. I don't even waste my time saying flat earthers. I call
- 49:07you a flour first, because you're all fucking nuts thinking thinking that they could
- 49:14hide something like that from us. We're way too smart for that shit.
- 49:19We're way too fucking smat for that shit. You flour first, man.
- 49:30I am fucking I am out of my This is just another way, man,
- 49:38I get sick and tired of doing the same thing every day. Phillip
- 49:42bagel and breads. Phil a bagel, Philip bagel. I could stop in
- 49:49that, I could stop it air and get a toasted bagel, but not
- 49:53today. Oh I'm in Orland. Okay, I know where I am now.
- 50:00I'm in Orland. That's it, fucking Orland, or Land. That's
- 50:12where I am. O r e Land wearing a bear skin hoodie. It's
- 50:30very warm. There's no way that you do not know what a bear skin
- 50:42hoodie is, because they fucking advertise and you probably get emails that for some
- 50:47reason, it's probably radioactive fucking material. I'm probably gonna fucking glow in a
- 50:52couple of days. I've had it for since last year, and you know
- 50:58what, it can come for the longest time. So I called my credit
- 51:01card company. Here you go, here you go. Called my credit card
- 51:06company, and I said, hey, I never got this ship. I
- 51:12want to read a refend. I want to refend you motherfuckers. So they
- 51:17got me, they got it for me, or no wait a minute,
- 51:21no no, no, no, man, I got I eventually got the
- 51:23the the merchandise merchandiza and uh and I still got the fucking credit. So
- 51:34I'm wearing some fucking free shit. That's how you do it. That's how
- 51:38you get over. You don't have to be a Mason to get the fuck
- 51:42over or president. You don't have to be part of the bloodline to get
- 51:51over. Yeah, fucking a. That's how you can tell that it's so
- 52:10organic tobacco because it goes out if you're not really smocking on. Man,
- 52:17look at this ship. You never know when they have fucking speed lights or
- 52:22speed cameras, but this one didn't. Sorry back there, Jack Tart,
- 52:30I know that I know that you wanted to go through a red light.
- 52:34But guess what. I'm in front of you, and you get You're not
- 52:37gonna fucking do it now while I'm in front of you, Pal, Welcome
- 52:44to the party, poal. It's called the fucking rat race. Welcome to
- 52:55the party, poal, poor fucking brustol. Let's see some fucking like totally
- 53:01retarded you out from being uh what's the fucking Oh they pulled over a bus.
- 53:08The police send all those kids to fucking prison. Those fucking kids.
- 53:15I knew it. I knew those kids were fucking criminals. I've never I
- 53:25don't believe I've ever gone this way in my life. But it's it's actually
- 53:28quite pleasant, except for that box trump that almost killed me just at one
- 53:34second ago. I don't even know where up there's there it is. There's
- 53:44a highway there. There it is there. Eat it. There's the fucking
- 53:46highway there, meathead, eat it, little girl, a little girl,
- 53:52eat it. Me head there, buddy. And it's Trio nine, tree
- 54:00o nine, tree o nine. If you drive on there, they'll break
- 54:09your spine on tree o nine, tree oh nine. Oh yeah, which
- 54:15way am I going? Which way am I? I better? I better
- 54:19know which way I'm going because this guy right behind me is just gonna fucking
- 54:22he's just gonna rake my soul. Oh this is me? Fuck you do
- 54:29I even have a problem? How about that? How about that for a
- 54:40way just took me an hour. Took me a fucking hour to get here,
- 54:52and how many I don't even know. I didn't set my I didn't
- 54:54set my mileage clock. And my problems back there. I see you got
- 54:59a problem either, problem of my indecisiveness there, commoner scum, commoner phil
- 55:10scum. I mightn't be able to leave at four thirty seven forty four right
- 55:29now seven forty four there? That was interesting, man, Wow less,
- 55:45I don't even know. I can't even tell you. I don't even know
- 55:49what uh, because it doesn't say save this route so that you can study
- 55:52how you went, just to take you all different kinds of ways. Well
- 55:57more importantly, if the turnpikes and then they want you to take that,
- 56:00oh, it's only gonna you go this way. It's only gonna cost you
- 56:05fifteen dollars. Okay, it's gonna cost you fifteen dollars, but it's gonna
- 56:08get your the four minutes faster than if you don't take the turnpike. Isn't
- 56:14it worth it? Eh? Eh? That fifteen dollars get you there four
- 56:17minutes faster. I'm Myron Goldman, and I made this app I endorse it
- 56:27ways ways waizy. Oh sorry, pal, Sorry, sorry, sorry,
- 56:38Pale. No, I'm not not sorry, I'm not sorry. Upper Dublin,
- 56:46Dublin. I think, what are they? What are they fucking trying
- 56:49to be uh irish up here? What the fuck? It's Upper Dublin,
- 56:53Lower Dublin, East Dublin, West Dublin. Doublin your cash, doubling your
- 57:00points get a free sandwich, Get a free sandwich when you're doubling your points.
- 57:07Doubling's all right? Uh, you know you're If you've listened to this
- 57:15thing in its entirety, I can guarantee you probably didn't get anything out of
- 57:21it. But if you did, you probably got less less of a life
- 57:29than I do. But really, are we supposed to have lives here?
- 57:35Really, we're supposed to have lives. We're supposed supposed to live this life
- 57:38in this in this artificial construct. Ah, you doing okay? You do
- 57:49it all right? You're okay in my book. Just by being here,
- 58:00you're okay in my book. Even if you just spent thirty seconds and said,
- 58:05who the fuck is this crazy motherfucker just talking and driving? What the
- 58:09fuck is he doing? What the fuck is his fucking problem? He needs
- 58:14mental fucking help that this guy not me. I got it all together,
- 58:19but this guy driving and talking is fucking he's a fucking lunatic. He's a
- 58:28lunatic and crazy slow driving prick. I hate those. I hate those slow
- 58:32driving pricks. I just want to drive my monster truck right over them,
- 58:37crush them, break their fucking necks. And then I feel a self a
- 58:44level of accomplishment because it took out a slow driver. So I can drive
- 58:47and speed. I can go twice to speed limits, sometimes three times the
- 58:51speed limit. The cops aren't gonna pull me over because they just don't do
- 58:53that anymore. I don't know why, and I don't know why. I
- 59:00just run over and kill anybody I want. It just doesn't even matter.
- 59:04Helpless dog walking across the street like a hundred points. It's like fucking death
- 59:10race, Death Race twenty twenty three, Death Race, Join the race,
- 59:19the rat race, Death Race, Death rat Race twenty twenty three. If
- 59:25you're slow, you're dead anyway, All right, then look up Tuesday for
- 59:36Greg and his uh breakdowns of things, and we'll rock and roll. We'll
- 59:45rock and roll like like never before. We will. I'll have two uh
- 59:51I'll have two recordings this time, and this time I'll take my end off
- 59:57mute. How about that, I'll take my end off mute so that when
- 1:00:01if you were to listen to that one, all you would hear would be
- 1:00:05Clint talking. Like, there's Clint having a conversation with no one. How
- 1:00:09is this? What is this? It's my jimminy glick. What is this?
- 1:00:15Who is Clint talking to? What am I hearing? You should just
- 1:00:22send that to him, like, yeah, I didn't unmute my I muted
- 1:00:25myself. So this is you just talking and nothing of me, Just you
- 1:00:30talking, and there might be something to it. There might be something to
- 1:00:36it. You never know, You never fucking know that could be something to
- 1:00:40it. All right, Fuck me, Fuck Joe Biden, fuck Kamala Harris,
- 1:00:51fuck all the Republicans and all the fucking demon rats, Fuck everybody in
- 1:00:55government, fuck the whole bureauccuracy, for everybody that's out to fucking extrapolate and
- 1:01:02extract from us. May they may their assholes rot fucking from the southern area
- 1:01:10of their taint to the top of their fucking cranial cavities. God bless us
- 1:01:19all, and may Satan turn his back on them very very soon, like
- 1:01:28I guess the plan probably was. And may all their brains be splattered on
- 1:01:36each other as they lay lifeless and wriggling on the ground, knowing that they've
- 1:01:45been deceived by their dark Lord. Alrighty, God loves you, so do I