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Are You Ready for Prison Ball? | Friday September 6, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse on a Friday. It's September sixth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, short week because of the holiday, which
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  Speaker 1: is always a nice feeling, getting to Friday sooner than
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  Speaker 1: we normally do. I'm very excited to be inside the
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  Speaker 1: treehouse with U Trey and EU Raj and to share
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  Speaker 1: with you all the stupid that we can fit inside
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  Speaker 1: this tiny treehouse. And Raj, I think I saw the
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  Speaker 1: same story you did, but.
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  Speaker 2: Say it in one of the thousand Pound Sisters. Was
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  Speaker 2: that like I guess a wildlife preserve or something like
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  Speaker 2: that where she was bitten by a bitten bit bitten
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  Speaker 2: by a camel?
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  Speaker 1: Uh and uh no, now real quick, Yes, I saw
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  Speaker 1: the headline, but I didn't know who the thousand pound
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  Speaker 1: Sisters were or are?
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  Speaker 3: So can you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: So enlighten you Remember when the Learning Channel had stuff
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  Speaker 2: where you learned? Yeah, they don't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, all the all the original all the o G
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  Speaker 1: television channels. Yeah, I'll do vastly different things than what
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  Speaker 1: they started out.
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  Speaker 2: This is all like bariatric surgeries and morbidly obese people.
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  Speaker 2: Is now the Learning channel and sometimes some sort of paranormal.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't isn't TLC doing? Isn't that where doctor pimple popper?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, is this like the my hundred pounds life or
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  Speaker 3: whatever the hell it is and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah with that with doctor now down in Houston. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's uh, he's falling out of control. He's he's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: He just tells people they're fat and lazy. And it's
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  Speaker 2: awesome because he says things that you want to say
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  Speaker 2: to people. He's like, he's the reason you are fat?
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  Speaker 2: Is you eats much? And then he just walks out
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  Speaker 2: of the room a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there's one cliff where you know he's morbidly a
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  Speaker 3: beast woman. He's said something about being a picky eater.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, you are six hundred pounds. You are not
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  Speaker 3: a picky eater. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, he must be a hell of a surgeon to
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  Speaker 1: be able to have that bedside manner he is, and
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  Speaker 1: or I guess, actually more accurate would be a trough
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  Speaker 1: side manner.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he said that to be like he'll just call
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  Speaker 2: him out. They're like, you know, I've been sticking to
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  Speaker 2: the diet and I've been doing the exercise He's like,
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  Speaker 2: why are you lying to me? You're still fat? And
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  Speaker 2: then he just walks out of the room. It's like
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  Speaker 2: I can't, I can't deal with him. Send them home.
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  Speaker 1: I've never I've never even heard of I've never heard
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  Speaker 1: of the thousand pounds Sisters. I have not heard of
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  Speaker 1: doctor Now, which sounds like a weird Austin Powers spoof of.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, doctor Nazzarden is his name, but he goes by
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  Speaker 2: doctor now because nobody can say his last.
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  Speaker 1: Name makes sense. What's the show My six hundred pound life?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay? And the show I've heard of? I just
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  Speaker 1: didn't know he was the star of it. Yeah, telling
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  Speaker 1: six hundred pound plus people your effect.
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  Speaker 2: And you always Yeah, if you have to wonder, like,
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  Speaker 2: if you start watching the show, you'll never see a
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  Speaker 2: like it's very rare. The where are they now? Like
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  Speaker 2: a follow up? Because most of them die, flash.
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  Speaker 1: Of them makes for a really easy follow up. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: just Graton lies, that's right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thousand pounds Sisters are our sisters. One
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  Speaker 2: of them is over six hundred pounds and the other
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  Speaker 2: one is about four hundred. Dish the one who's over
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  Speaker 2: six hundred pounds she's lost a tremendous amount of weight
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  Speaker 2: with bariatric surgery and exercise and diet change. But she
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  Speaker 2: was so big that when she would gain weight, it
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  Speaker 2: would be like there was like a mass on her
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  Speaker 2: forehead because there was nowhere else for fat to go.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just a huge mass on her forehead of
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  Speaker 2: just fried chicken just boomed right there. But they they
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  Speaker 2: were drinking up to ten to twelve SODA's a day
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  Speaker 2: is what they're on average drinking. But this one of
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  Speaker 2: the sisters of the four hundred pounder was at a
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  Speaker 2: wildlife preserve where she was bitten by a camel and
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  Speaker 2: when the police arrived they found shrooms and weed and.
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  Speaker 3: Was she trying to get on the camel? He was like, well, no.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's either that or it was a drug biting
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  Speaker 1: camel instead of a drug sniffing dog. The Safari Park
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  Speaker 1: has a drug biting camel that they deployed to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that it's a safe space.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to see that camel. Like when they
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  Speaker 2: when she gets out of the car, he's like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: take me back to the desert. I'm good, I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't sign up for this crap.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like in It's like in the cartoons
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  Speaker 1: we all grew up with. When one of the characters
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  Speaker 1: we get hit in the head, the lump would pop up,
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  Speaker 1: and then if he pushes on the lump, another one
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  Speaker 1: would pop up on another spot. So I wonder if
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  Speaker 1: that's what happened. You're right, Like one of the thousand
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  Speaker 1: pounds sisters tried to get on the camel sat on
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  Speaker 1: one of the humps and another hump shot up and
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  Speaker 1: then the camel bit he.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but then subsequently, after after to add insult to injury.
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  Speaker 1: To the camel, Yes, they did this, discover.
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  Speaker 2: A strange odor coming from the car and one of
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  Speaker 2: the police officers went, I know what that smell is,
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  Speaker 2: And they found mushrooms and weed, which is why I'm
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  Speaker 2: guessing she's four hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 1: Ye don't. I don't think she needs extra motivation to
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  Speaker 1: be snacky.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she was using it to curb her diet. And
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  Speaker 2: mushrooms are vegetable, right.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're the low calorie. They're good for volume, for
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  Speaker 1: taking up space in your in your tummy.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: It's actullently if you're trying to lose weight, mushrooms are phenomenal, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but if if hers are the drug type mushrooms, then
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that curb your appetite or makes
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  Speaker 1: it more because I don't do who losinnogens.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I've not done them. I would like to try.
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  Speaker 2: I know people that microdose mushrooms, and I've I've heard
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  Speaker 2: really good things about that. I would, I would give
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  Speaker 2: that a whirl. But I'm not just gonna take some
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  Speaker 2: psychedelic and sit in the woods.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm certainly not going to take a psychedelic and
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  Speaker 1: go to a safari park because who is God knows
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen to those animals in your geek out mind.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to hear the rest of the story
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  Speaker 2: where you find out she'd bit first. Maybe she was
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  Speaker 2: just on mushrooms and just saw it like I got this.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's like same with those cartoons. While it
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  Speaker 2: just turns into a turkey leg Mmm, it's like I
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  Speaker 2: gotta get got.
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  Speaker 1: Amy Slayton from the reality show One Thousand Pounds Sisters
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  Speaker 1: had an eventful labor day. She went to the Tennessee
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  Speaker 1: Safari Park with her kids, four year old Gauge and
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  Speaker 1: two year old Glenn, plus a man named Brian Scott Lavorne.
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  Speaker 1: At some point during the visit, Amy claims she was
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  Speaker 1: bitten by a camel. While she was being treated, park
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  Speaker 1: employees noticed a suspicious smell and found pot and mushrooms
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  Speaker 1: just sitting in plain sight in the car. Amy and
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  Speaker 1: her companion were arrested on drug possession and child endangerment charges,
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  Speaker 1: and the kids were placed in the custody of family.
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  Speaker 1: Amy shares the kids with her ex husband, who filed
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  Speaker 1: for divorce in March of twenty twenty three. I can
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  Speaker 1: probably see why. And TMZ spoke with one of the
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  Speaker 1: park owners who doubts that Amy was bitten by one
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  Speaker 1: of their camels. Supposedly, the cut in her arm is
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  Speaker 1: not indicative of a camel bite. Oh great, so even
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  Speaker 1: the Safari park people have, you know, camel?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What is What does a Tennessee Safari Park look like?
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  Speaker 2: That's all I want to know, Like, is it a
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  Speaker 2: Safari park or just some dude's backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's a front for the Moonshine Distillery.
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  Speaker 2: Still, I don't realize the prohibition's over.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you go so far backwoods the news doesn't doesn't
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  Speaker 1: penetrate how deep into the backwoods you've gone.
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  Speaker 2: In Tennessee, I would not doubt it. Uh but yeah
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  Speaker 2: I would. Who's like, let's get let's trip balls and
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  Speaker 2: go to the preserve.
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  Speaker 1: If anything, based on a lot of the videos I've
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  Speaker 1: seen from some of those safari parks, you want to
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  Speaker 1: keep your wits about you. That's one of the few
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  Speaker 1: places in this world I want to be sober at.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, did you see the one where the giraffe takes
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  Speaker 2: the kid?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that one.
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  Speaker 2: That was a fantastic one. You want to talk about endangerment.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you don't do the shrooms and stuff, because like,
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  Speaker 1: if if that was my kid and I'm doing the shrooms,
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  Speaker 1: I may just giggle like, yeah, look at that, it's
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  Speaker 1: taking that little money sucker away.
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  Speaker 2: My kid can fly.
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  Speaker 1: It does. Once you see that video, though, it actually
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  Speaker 1: puts into perspective all the other videos you see of
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  Speaker 1: the kids freaking out crying when the when the camel
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  Speaker 1: or the giraffe sticks its head either into the window
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  Speaker 1: or through the sun rip the sounders. One of the
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  Speaker 1: best ones and the tongues come in they start licking
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  Speaker 1: up the feed from the buckets and stuff in this case,
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  Speaker 1: so you got to watch out because if you're one
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  Speaker 1: of the thousand pounds sisters, you can't just randomly get
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  Speaker 1: out of the vehicle and just start sticking your head
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  Speaker 1: in people's food buckets. Although video.
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  Speaker 2: She finished hers on the way in.
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  Speaker 1: Drugs make you do weird stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Dallas Zoo lets you feed the giraffe. They
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  Speaker 2: have a little space where you go up and you
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  Speaker 2: buy lettuce and you feed the giraffes. Let us. So
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  Speaker 2: that's a bit safer. And uh, you know it's when
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  Speaker 2: it's when it's the Dallas Zoo and they're trying to
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  Speaker 2: be safe. Yeah, that says something. So I can't imagine
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  Speaker 2: how this safari park in Tennessee handles the welfare of
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  Speaker 2: its patrons.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think a good indicator is when the safari
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  Speaker 1: park's name is Jack Daniels Safari Park, Booze and Buffalo's
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  Speaker 1: I mean that actually would get me to go.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say I would go to the Jack
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  Speaker 2: Daniels Wildlife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm actually I'm just going to google
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  Speaker 1: that to see what pops up and then see how
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  Speaker 1: much flights are, and then check out an Airbnb nearby.
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  Speaker 3: I think I have an exhibit there.
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  Speaker 1: It's just Terray in his own enclosure.
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  Speaker 2: Reading, just reading the paper and cussing people out. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how many tickets that is, but I would
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  Speaker 2: buy it every time.
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  Speaker 1: But it's only it's only special times of the year.
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  Speaker 1: It's not year round because that's how special you are,
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  Speaker 1: because the rest of the year they got to send
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  Speaker 1: you back to the Smithsonian.
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  Speaker 1: today is Fred Day. September sixth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays today.
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  Speaker 1: Chad Coleman, who played Tyrese on The Walking Dead back
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  Speaker 1: when it was good. He also played Cleiden on The Orvil.
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  Speaker 1: He is fifty today. Idris Elba turns fifty two. He's
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  Speaker 1: Heimdahl in the thor movies Stringer Bell on HBO's The Wire, Nelson, Mandela,
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  Speaker 1: and Mandela Long Walk to Freedom. He's also the voice
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  Speaker 1: of the tiger Sheer Khan the live action Jungle Book movie.
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  Speaker 1: He was also the boss at one point in the office,
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  Speaker 1: overseeing Michael Scott. That was a good run that he
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  Speaker 1: had there. Phenomenal actor. I did not see and the
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  Speaker 1: only reason I want to do is because he was
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  Speaker 1: in it. Was the movie he did recently called Beast,
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  Speaker 1: where it's I think it's him punching lions. I think
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  Speaker 1: what happened was do you remember the movie called Gray
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  Speaker 1: with Liam Neeson? No, Okay, great movie. It was on
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  Speaker 1: Netflix for a while. I'm not sure where it currently is,
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  Speaker 1: but handful of years ago. It was right at the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of Liam Neeson's action period action star right. It
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  Speaker 1: was after Taken, and it's Liam Neeson on his own
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  Speaker 1: and he's trying to fend off attacks from wolves. So
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  Speaker 1: they called it Gray. I alternately titled it Liam Neeson
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  Speaker 1: in Wolf Puncher because part of the trailer is him
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  Speaker 1: putting up his dukes ready to like get into a
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  Speaker 1: fistfight with a wolf, which seemed ridiculous, but in the
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  Speaker 1: context of the film and you see it, it kind
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  Speaker 1: of made sense. So when I saw that Idris Elba
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  Speaker 1: was doing a movie where he's going up against lions
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  Speaker 1: or something, I thought it just kind of reminded me
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  Speaker 1: of that. So it's Idris elbat in Lion Puncher. I
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: wasn't sure if you guys had seen it.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Luther?
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  Speaker 1: I have not, but I've heard that's fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: It was a fantastic show, and I think Netflix did
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  Speaker 3: a movie based on it too. And he's great in that.
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  Speaker 1: Is that where he plays like is it a private
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  Speaker 1: detective or something?
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  Speaker 3: He's a London police officer.
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  Speaker 1: Gotcha. He's one of those actors that I had seen
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  Speaker 1: him in a few things and then heard him do
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  Speaker 1: the British accent. I thought, wow, that's really good. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: find out he's actually English.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Godfrey has a great bit about that where he's like, man,
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  Speaker 2: I saw it was watching the Wire and they got
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  Speaker 2: string A bell. I, Yes, finally they got somebody talented
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  Speaker 2: out of Baltimore. And then he heard him do an
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  Speaker 2: interview and he's like, really, Baltimore, which is eighty eight
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  Speaker 2: percent black, You couldn't find a one actor I could
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  Speaker 2: play a convincing drug dealer. We had to import this one.
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  Speaker 1: In Yeah, they found him in Baltimore. Sure, but he's
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite actors. I think he's fantastic. Other
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: birthdays today Macy Gray fifty seven. Rosie Perez is sixty.
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  Speaker 1: Loved her, absolutely loved her in White Man Can John.
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  Speaker 1: But if I remember it correctly, she either won an
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  Speaker 1: Oscar or was nominated, or maybe that was for Do
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  Speaker 1: the Right Thing, whatever it is. She was a lot
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• 17:44
  Speaker 1: where did It Go? I lost my birthdays? Mark Chestnut
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  Speaker 1: Country singer sixty one. Betsy Russell is also sixty one
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  Speaker 1: from the Saw movies. And then one of my not
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  Speaker 1: necessarily favorite actors, but someone that left a hell of
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  Speaker 1: an impression on me. How about this? Michael Winslow is
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  Speaker 1: sixty six today. He played Larvel Jones and the Police
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  Speaker 1: Academy movies. He's the one that does all the sound
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  Speaker 1: effects with his mouth. And then if you're a fan
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  Speaker 1: of Spaceballs like Trey and I are, you also know
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  Speaker 1: him from that because he was the radar technician.
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  Speaker 2: And he's still a touring comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Is he really Yes, that's one person I don't get
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  Speaker 1: starstruck by many people. He's one of those people that
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't necessarily be starstruck by. Yeah, but I'd be
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: super excited to meet because of how big of an
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: influence he had on me as a child. I got
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: so much joy out of him from the Police Academy
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: movies and the little bit in Spaceballs. I would love
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: to meet Michael Winslow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: He comes to the Addison Club quite a bit, So
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: the next time he's there, I'll make sure to let
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: you know. Maybe you guys can come in. Absolutely, I
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: do something like that, But I don't think he makes
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: it out to the Islands, but like, yeah, it is
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: pretty cool to be in the same space because you're like, hi, man,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I remember watching you. And then even weirder was when
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I went to Texas State. One of my professors was GW. Bailey,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: who's the police chief in Police Academy Movies.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you get anything done at Texas State.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: And my other professor was Larry Hovas was harder on
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Hogan's heroes.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Texas State really collecting the professors.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Telling you, I think, speaking of eighties movies, Revenge of
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: the Nerds is like I answer, fortieth anniversary. So they
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: had I saw a deal where they got the cast together.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't think anything an age worse than the movie itself.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And a couple of those guys are still working actors,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: like you'll see them like randomly on TV shows. And
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I think there's the guy who played Booger, did a
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: couple of episodes of Psych.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: He was he was also a new Girl. He's been
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: in bunch of stuff randomly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Anthony Edwards is like probably the only one that yes,
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: And he was not at the reunion.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: He was busy working. These guys just had to call
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: in sick to a wieners.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Rash who was it? Was there another birthday that I missed?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: That did one of one of my people, one of
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: one of the most talented Indian people. People don't realize
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: is Indian. Uh. Freddie Mercury or Faruk Bulsara was his
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: real name, then he changed it to Freddy Mercury. I
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: believe his birthday is today.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: No, that was yesterday.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Yesterday?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was yesterday. I remember seeing that.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: How old would you have it's gonna be the seventies.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Hang on, let me see, let me see me pull
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it up real quick. If not early eighties, let's see maybe.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Freddy Mercury birthday September fifth, so yesterday. He died back
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety one, and he was born in nineteen
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: forty six.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Wow, okay, nineteen forty six, so that would be seventy eight.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I remember because I'm a big Queen fan.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: My dad turned me on to Queen from a young age,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: and I loved the band, and so when the movie
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Bohemian Rhapsody came out, love that as well. And I'm
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: not even really sure how much I knew about the
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: different band members, including Freddie Mercury, Like I didn't realize,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: like in the movie it focuses on his family life
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: and everything. Had no idea that he was You said
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: he's Indian. I thought that like in the movie, I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: thought it said something else of his.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: They moved from India to Zanzibar, and then from Zanzibar
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: when there was an uprising and there was a military coup,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: they moved a lot of people moved from Zanzibar to London.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: So he went to boarding school in India. His nickname
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: in boarding school because of his teeth was Bucky because
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: he had the buck teeth and when he died. I
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: don't know if you guys are are aware of how
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: the Zoroastrians treat the dead. But they put them a
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: in a it's called the Tower of Silence, which's also
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: a well, but it's also a big giant tower where
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: they are left to get picked on by scavenging birds
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: like vultures and crows and whatever for seven days and
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: then they're.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Buried seven days. That's the kind of stuff I've seen.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that like medieval stuff back in the day, where
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: they they would someone got executed, they put him in
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: that steel cage after they were executed or while they
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: were alive and then getting packed on by birds.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the medieval times, they were alive, while they
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: were packed on by vultures. They were just usually covered
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: in some sort of thing that would attract the birds.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: But this is this is what they did with their
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the dead. They put them in. It's to give back
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: to the earth and give back to the give back
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: to nature, being one with nature. So they just leave
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: them in this. You just bury him, No, silly, put
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: them in the ground that is back. You gotta feed
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: the birds so.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: So before so as so, before you can be buried,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you first have to be uh like human sharma.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Well I mean you kind of yes, uh, just you're
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: a big giant kabab. Yeah, they just kind of hang
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: you in this it's called the Tower of Silence or
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I think it's called a dakma or damka something like that.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: And they do they do a like blood letting first
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: and get this stuff out or do they just hang
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: you because it seems like everything would just you'd explode.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: I guess it's build up and well I think when
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: the birds are picking out that they can release that way.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: But yeah, they just kind of leave you there for
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: seven After seven days they collect the remains and bury that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: How do they collect the remains are shot back?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: It's like a delta flight. You just kind of it's
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: kind of throw some plastic.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Covering over like the toy crane at the you know,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: you get the ball and look.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah kind of yes, they just go and the Zoroastrian
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: priest will go and collect whatever is left.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: And that's really horrific. Yeah, it really this doesn't sound
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: like an honor that I would want bestowed upon me
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: and death. It's like, no, I just give me the
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: turnhole method, just go just take me straight in the ground.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be a hanging schwarma thing for birds.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's uh. It's very uh small culture of Zoroastrians,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: but they still abide by that. What they used to
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: do back in the day is feed the birds.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So it's you said it's a small group. It's a
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: small culture. Now I think we know why. It's because
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: no one wants to be buried that way.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: People are hard to get people to read that part
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: of the pamphlet.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then at the end you'll become bird feed.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm sure they line the place with newspaper or
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: some sort of mulch on the ground. I don't know
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: how it goes, but I'm assuming something around you to.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: You know, you just kind of put it into a
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: wood chipper or whatever they do. I don't know.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I guess it's how you spin it, because it definitely
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: would be a cheap burial.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also how you get around to the good
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: side of the meat. You got to spin it around.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: That's awful. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online
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• 26:19
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• 26:50
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• 26:52
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• 26:56
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• 27:00
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• 27:07
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• 27:10
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• 27:12
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• 27:17
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• 27:20
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• 27:27
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• 27:30
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• 27:34
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• 27:45
  Speaker 5: off pretty much all the shingle granulars around the entire
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: edge of the roof where they're how you hanging Christmas
• 27:51
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• 27:53
  Speaker 5: were in terrible condition. But if the person that inspected
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: at first would have gone up the roof about another
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: eight or ten feet, the roof is in great shape.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: So all around the whole sides and edges are tore up,
• 28:04
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• 28:06
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: That's all they need to have done.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: And I think that's an important thing to really shine
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: a light on, because you're not gonna come in there
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: and just tell someone, oh, you need a new roof.
• 28:16
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• 28:18
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• 28:22
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• 28:24
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• 28:27
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Now we've got birthdays under our belt and gonna not
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: gonna forget those anytime soon. Thanks to Freddy Mercury and
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the traditional Zoroastrian burial program. I think if you had
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: the option like if Zoroastrians were door to door salespeople
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: the way that the Jehovah's Witnesses are, and you have
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: two pamphlets in front of you, Yeah, the traditional burial
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: of Jehovah's witnesses, which I think is just in the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: ground versus the schwarma style from the Zoroastrians. I think
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I'll go with the Jehovah's Witnesses.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know when the pamphlets, you know, they they
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: put them, the two of them out. One's called the
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: watch Tower and the other one's called the Tower of Silence.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Uh read the Watchtower.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: It's a I think it's a wise move there. Well,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: there's a name we have not mentioned a while inside
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the Treehouse, and that is the name of one Haley Welch.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: And if you don't know her by her name, you
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: know her for sure by her nickname, which is the
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Hawktua Girl. Things have been silent on the Hawkta front
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: for a while. The last time I think we heard
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: about her was her celebrating her own birthday with a
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: club appearance that she got paid for that I think
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: was being DJ'd by Shaquille O'Neil. That was the last
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: big thing that I saw I think the Hawk to
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: a girl.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: She threw a first pitch out at a Mets game
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: that pissed off a lot of people.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Although it's right, why are they so mad?
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she was doing it. It was like
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: to raise. The sponsor was like a Hope Animal Shelter
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: or something like that. I mean it was there was
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: nothing wrong with it, but yeah, the Mets fans got
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: mighty pissed.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I figured should be sponsored by an E and t
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: mostly the tea. Yeah yeah, And then she just signed
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: She's got a new podcast.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: That's right, she will be doing Yeah the Hawk Tua girl.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Hailey Welch is getting her own podcast, Talk Tua is
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: the name, and it premieres next Tuesday. Her first guest
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: is comedian Whitney Cummings. That actually works for a couple
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: different levels, it does. Yeah. So, Hailey Welch was actually
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: just on Whitney Cummings's podcast, and that's where she dropped
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: some sage advice for women, at least according to this article,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: saying things like what's good for the whole is not
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: always good for the soul.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that one.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Jake Paul's media company Better b e. T R is
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: producing the podcast. He also is slated to appear as
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: a guest. There's a teaser for it where Hayley tells
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: her haters she's not going anywhere and that she's just
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: getting started. So does that mean she's just salivating.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: She's just she's just listening her job.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Remember remember those remember those old reach toothbrush commercials.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: See now that's a sponsor.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think we can have a resurgence
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: of the Reach Toothbrush brand by being a title sponsor
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: on the haktoa Girl podcast Talk.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: To a Yes. And she did reveal on Whitney Cummings
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: that she was a crack baby. She was born, I believe,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: addicted to some sort of opiate or speed or something.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Her mom was a drug addict. Jesus, so she she
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: admitted that on the Whitney Cummings podcast.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You know, we all overcome childhood in different ways. She
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: seems to have found hers.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, she she she did a different kind of therapy,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: she found her calling. Yes. Yes, And it just sounds
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: like we live in a weird world when you're like, oh,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: the Hawk to a Girl was at a party that
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: was being DJed by Shaquille O'Neil, like, what where are
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: we living?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: You know, most the most normal part of this entire
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Haktua scenario is is her ending up with a podcast that,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: to me is the thing that makes the most sense
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: out of all of it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, and she'll get some decent guests. I
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: guess Whitney Cummings. She's gonna be great, I'm sure. And
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: then Jake Paul and his like his team of people.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sure we'll get some so it'll be good. I mean,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I think it'll be okay for a while, and then
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: it'll run its course and she'll be back to just again.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: She'll eventually run out of spit.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: She'll dry up, just dust flies out.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like when Forrest Gump gets to the
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: end of the road. I'm pretty tired.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I'm tired of blowing.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I'll go no. H Have I told you guys recently
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: how much I love doing this show, But if I
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: also mentioned to you any moment recently that I'm actually
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: going to be a little bit jealous of the Hawk
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: to a girl, knowing that in her premiere episode she's
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: going to have more downloads than we've had in our
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: entirety of this program. What I'm getting at is one
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: of us needs to start warming up our salivary glands.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: But she's used to lots of loads downloads. Sorry, you
• 35:06
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  Speaker 2: I can do a corporate set if you need.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: You know what, I need a break? How about that.
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• 35:51
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean the reality of it is is that
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,
• 36:30
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• 36:33
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• 36:36
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• 36:40
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  Speaker 1: you've never been to prison. Trey, you've never been to prison.
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  Speaker 1: fill it was with pickleball. This sounds like something This
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  Speaker 1: to US prisons. There's even a league Pickleball for Incarcerated
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  Speaker 1: is the national organization that's bringing the widely popular sport
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  Speaker 1: In one specific example, inmates play pickleball at the McDougall
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  Speaker 1: Walker Correctional Institution, which is a maximum security prison in Connecticut.
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  Speaker 1: Maximum security prison inmates playing pickleball for rehabilitation, for rehabilitation purposes.
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  Speaker 2: I used to murder bitches before pickleball.
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  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I mean the PSA's are going to write
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  Speaker 1: to themselves right. It's like, you know, I had a
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  Speaker 1: choice to make them an early age. Do I want
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  Speaker 1: to get into slinging smack or do I want to
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  Speaker 1: sling you know, pickle paddles.
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  Speaker 2: I just love how this I don't want to call
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  Speaker 2: it a sport has caught on if anybody knew the origin,
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  Speaker 2: it was to help the elderly move. That's all it's for.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it's just a smaller tennis court. But now
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  Speaker 2: we're just going let's give it to hardened criminals. I
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  Speaker 2: was I used to spend my days raping my cell mate,
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  Speaker 2: but now pickleball.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who's happy, or me or him. I
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  Speaker 1: do think it was a serious twist of fate though,
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  Speaker 1: that when Warden decided to pair us up in the
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  Speaker 1: pickle ball doubles matches, he said, it looked like we
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  Speaker 1: had good chemistry.
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  Speaker 2: Lucky knew my every move.
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  Speaker 1: Mainly because I told it to him.
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  Speaker 2: I would hate to be somebody's pickleball bitch. That's the
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  Speaker 2: lowest rung in person that you think.
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  Speaker 3: About, the poor bastard that has to be the.
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  Speaker 2: Judge, the line judge for pickle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the this This may be one of my favorite
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  Speaker 1: lines in this entire story. Not only are incarcerated people
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  Speaker 1: learning how to play pickleball, but they're learning life lessons
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 2: It turns out attempted murder doesn't just hurt the other person,
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  Speaker 2: it hurts me as well.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be it's gonna be a weird day though,
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  Speaker 1: when they they realize that some of these inmates are
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  Speaker 1: actually sharpening the edge pickleball paddles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a horrible weighted die shank by pickleball paddle.
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  Speaker 2: His last words were, why, oh no, she was a
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  Speaker 2: real shive. Oh that's great, good, good for them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one of the they. In this story, they
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  Speaker 1: also talk about one of the coaches for pickleball inside
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  Speaker 1: the prisons and uh Sarah Gerston is one of these coaches,
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  Speaker 1: along with another coach, and she said coaching those who
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  Speaker 1: one of the pickleball coaches, can't get too close to
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's like regular people, but not.
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  Speaker 1: In any way.
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  Speaker 2: That's the most diplomatic way I've ever heard something put.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when I coached the inmates, it's like regular people,
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  Speaker 3: And a metal detector, really really really strict rule.
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