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FRIIIDAY #2 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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They might be music a mile has. Don't mind me, I'm just testing
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some audio before we get rolling in the treehouse. Today, it is time
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to leave your worries outside and join us here in the Treehouse. I'm Daniel
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Malley along with Trey Trenholme and Raj Sharma. Welcome too, Friday number two
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here in the Treehouse. Yeah. Where it's the special end of the week
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episode that we now do weekly for the second time ever, and we'll continue
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to do it until we either don't feel like it or we die, whichever
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comes first. That is where we get the events of the day to carry
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you into the weekend and ultimately feel better about yourself because hopefully you were not
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the subject of one of these news stories you actually, Dan and I think
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we're good here, but you left a third option out of reasons why we
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couldn't do this, and that would be incarceration. How dare I forget one
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of the other major arteries that tends to get ruptured in this show. Did
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you notice that on one of the reels I posted, I think it was
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the real I posted on Monday? I uh see this this see this is
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proof that no one reads the captions on those things, even though I put
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fourth probably too much effort into him. But I had said, I said,
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laughter, they say it's the best medicine. Yes, And then I
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mentioned, you know what was in the show, and uh, and I
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said warning, like they do, like the like the doctor warnings before starting
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a new exercise regiment, check with a doctor, so I said, uh,
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I said warning our doctors in prison, so you check with yours.
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I should probably also say it's former doctor. It was former before he went
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to prison for other reasons, but afterwards definitely, I wonder if they make
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him like help out in the like the medical facility of the hospital. I
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know a friend of mine from years and years and years ago. I haven't
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seen him in ages. His dad got it was like a white collar thing,
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like he was a doctor in Indiana, no sorry, in Illinois,
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and he I guess had done some insider trading or something like that. But
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he ended up going to federal prison. They took away his license. He's
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now a practicing registered nurse because you can you can't do that, but they
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like as part of his like plea agreement, he agreed to help out in
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the medical facility, like if the doctors were out, like because he was
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a medical licensed medical doctor at one point, right, so it wasn't like
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he could like even though he did do surgeries, It's like he couldn't,
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but he could assist that that lesson is sentence. You know what, ros
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I don't know if they have him, I don't know what job they have
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him forming in federal prison. I hope it's relieving congested balls. How congested?
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Are we talking? Backed up all the way? Like might need to
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call Brooks plumbing in. And people thought people thought a proctologist was the worst
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job. Now a prison plumber. I think we found the one job micro
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would not do. And I think we've going to a new phrase called prison
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plumber. Certainly we could not be the first to come up with you.
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I think we are. I don't think we should be proud of it,
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but I think you're just hoping that we are. Okay, we have to
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we have to ask our audience now if they've ever heard the term prison plumber,
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because wow, that is just that is fantastic. That made my day
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like that, But it actually it is an interesting question you think about it
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because as a prison, you're obviously a self contained facility, right and you
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have inmates from all walks of life typically, yeah, other than criminal some
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of some of them may have had a had a day job to coincide with
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their night criminality. I don't know. So it kind of makes sense that
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you have some doctors, certainly lawyers are in prison. It makes sense if
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there's a plumber in there, as opposed to imagine being a Brooks Plumbing,
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a regular, normal plumbing, family friendly plumbing company, and you get a
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call, and you get a call from Sunny Veil Yeah, saying hey,
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we have some backed up pipes here. I can't imagine. What's that tray
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said, I bet you do. So. I can't imagine being a plumber
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and getting that call from the federal prison saying, hey, we have some
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backed up pipes here. Would you mind come take a look. And if
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I'm the plumbing company, I'm not sure if I want to or not,
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because just from a just from a branding standpoint, I don't know if I
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want my work truck in front of the prison. It just may look bad.
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On the other hand, prison prison dollars spend outside the wall, So
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I don't know. Yeah, I just would I would want to get the
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call and be like, and you walk in like you've got all your plumbing
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gear. You've got your your tools and your snake and and all that stuff.
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And they're like and so so which pipes backed up? They're like,
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hey, big louy, I think you meant to called back page. It's
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like, all right, but this is gonna be time and a half.
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Makes sense. You drove, You drove all that way. I mean,
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you don't want to have driven all that way for enough? Yeah, that
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is a prison plumber. I like it. Okay. Sometimes there's magic that
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happens on the show for absolutely no reason. That is the magic of the
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show. You cracked the code, my friend. All right, But I
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think it's a good idea, right if you if you are, like if
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you were a teacher and something bad happened in your life, now you can
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go into prison. And I think if you were to teach, maybe that
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takes some time off of your I don't know if they do that. If
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there's anybody that's a lawyer that's listening to show, or in the criminal justice
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or the Corrections of the Division, if that's a thing, Is there anybody
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listening in the prison systems? I guess yes. I was about to say,
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I'm sure there are like that. That is also one of the one
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of the great mysteries and magic and appeal of this show and has been now
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for many many years, is that we appealed to both criminals and law enforcement
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alike. I know we will, we will run the gamut, and we've
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had both on the show simultaneously. So, but I wonder if that's a
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thing, well, because I think that would be kind of cool. Like
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if you were a license plumber or whatever, or an electrician, whatever,
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and you can go in because you can you can take asses to learn,
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like you can get your g D. You can get your associates degree,
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some people get a college degree or a law degree. If you can do
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that, if that would take time off your sense, I think that would
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be kind of I guess, kind of a toning for your sins or whatever
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it is. Oh yeah, and also you know, kind of kind of
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like kind of like being a football coach, put put your players in the
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best position to succeed. So if you're a prison it's like, Okay,
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do do we have anyone in house that that was a bummer? You didn't
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even hear it when you said no, I didn't. I really didn't.
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You're putting people in the best positions. I was on about it. I
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was on about a two or three second delay as it left my As it
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left my mouth, I realized, Oh yeah, because I just saw trades
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face. Yeah, you got it. You do that? Are they giving
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copies of kamas Sutra? Prison initiation? No, trede, that's for prison
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yoga. I must stay, I must stay here for thirty five years.
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Now downward facing inmate plumbers. Here, gentlemen, good starting way. We
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even read the first birthday. Yet here we go. All right? Today
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is day September eight, twenty twenty three birth days to day. He plays
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Dustin on Stranger Things all seasons. That is a gatten mada rosso. He
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is twenty today. So now when Stranger Things four five? Is it five?
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So when the next season of Stranger Things comes out, I guess it's
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going to be the college years. Actually no, I think it's uh,
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it's gonna be like some of the cast didn't coming back. So I think
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it's actually gonna be like a prequel. That's what I read. Oh really
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yeah, because I mean, so are they going to dage the kids like
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they've like they've done in so many other films recently. I don't, I
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honestly, because last I read is what's your name? Who played even Bobby
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Brown. Yeah, she's not coming back, Aretty, sure about that,
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because I really have a hard time believing you can have as Stranger Things without
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her. That's and I'm with you, and that's why I didn't understand even
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how they were going to go and do this. Well, you pay her
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whatever she wants, and you fund the rest of her life and for probably
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two or three generations of her offspring after her, and you do another season
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of Stranger Things. You know, you just you just make Netflix like half
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hers never never never seen it, really really never. All right, I'm
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officially starting a list of all the things you would know before we got into
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where I was doing that thing before where you guys would say something from Stranger
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Things and laugh and then I would like laugh too. I'll just get it
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out of the way now, I've never seen one episode. Don't don't look
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at it as getting it out of the way, now, look at it
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as what's it called Trey being honesty? Yeah, but it was, you
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know, that was I didn't want to feel left out when you guys were
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talking about like white kid Christmas stuff. You know, I didn't want to
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feel left out like I was growing up. So when you're like, oh,
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whatever's full, I'm like, ah, that's hilarious. I remember that.
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It's really good. I mean, it is a it is worth the
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watch. Now. I will say this, it is going to be different
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for Raj because Trey, you and I. So part of the reason I
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think Stranger Things was was a success in at all was because it tugs at
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so many of us nostalgia wise. But I don't know if Raj ever had
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that experience as a child, riding bikes around with your friends and trying to
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figure out who's kidnapping and murdering people. I mean no, I mean we
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rode bikes and uh there was the one scary lady on the corner. We
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all had her, and then we had the the douche bag across the street
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who hated kids and didn't like people on his lawn, and so like,
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you know what, in that case, you might you might be able to
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identify enough with the Stranger Things kids to kind of get into it. Possibly.
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Let's I mean, I'll I will give it a shot if I usually
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give a series that's weird. I'm not a big like fantasy, sci fi,
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whatever this genre is. We know what you like, mister nine O
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two one zero, Yes, well, big fan, I mean honestly,
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And a lot of it, you know, takes place in an eighties mall,
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and I mean, oh, there is no greater eighties mall than Town
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East. Oh my goodness, that's that is true. If it was good
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enough for Vanilla I used to hang out there, it's good enough for you.
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Yeah, it really is. When you think about all time great malls,
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I don't think of the Mall of America. That was a novelty.
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That's not a real thing. That's that's a pr stunt. You want to
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talk about real, authentic malls in America, it's Town East Mall, that's
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right. And if I can also be somewhat biased, I think it was
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called Washington Square or Washington Park Mall and Bartlesville, Oklahoma. That was my
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mall when I was in the single digits as a child. And and that
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mall even after, I don't even know if they ever stopped stop letting you
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smoke in that mall. You can probably still smoke in that mall now.
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But that one didn't even have two stories. It was one just flat mall.
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Yeah, Town East. Town East, on the other hand, three
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stories. Yeah. The third story was the food court, and it was
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also featured in the movie Logan's Run. I don't know if you remember that
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nineteen seventies side. I don't remember. I don't remember the scene in Logan's
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Run where they where they go to the weird Chinese food in the food court.
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No, but it's because I don't remember Logan ever ordering like the number
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four at Panda Express. I like, how you think it was nice enough
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to have a Panda Express. No. Yeah, it was featured in the
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movie Logan's Run because of its futuristic sci fi design and it's light up steeple
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that it has outside. I'm sorry, I have a hard time wrapping my
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brain around describing Town East Mall as futuristic design. Oh it was. It
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was ahead of its time. It knew at some point that gang members would
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be too scared to go there, so like, but that's my that's my
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hometown of Mesquite so anyway, love it so much. Gatton Matazarro is twenty
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today that in again he played Dustin on Stranger Things other birthdays today was Khalifa
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is thirty five? Screw him? What do you do to you? Black
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and yellow? Hate bleep in song? Because I hate bleeping Steelers fans.
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Oh, okay, okay, Yeah, this is a This is a trey
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working in a in a bar that played lots of football games on Sundays.
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Coming out and man, a Steelers fan will get on the jukebox and they
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will beat you down with that damn song. Uh. My favorite moment with
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with was Khalifa's I was actually performed in Dubai and I was outside and I
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took a picture of the hotel, the Borche Khalifa, which is the tallest
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hotel for the tallest building, right, the tallest building in the world,
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and I put it next to Whiz Khalifa's mug shot, and I said,
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the Borg Khalifa is not higher than whis Khalifa. Well played Randy Taylor on
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Home Improvement. That's one of the three boys that is Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
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He is forty one today, so that'll make all of us feel nice and
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old. He was the one that was on the covers of all the all
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the heartthrob magazines back in the nineties when those actually still existed and he had
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somewhat of a career for a little while and now not so much. I'm
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really sure what he's up to now. And he's not the one that constantly
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gets in trouble like domestic violence and stuff like that. Is he? No,
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that was that was Brad. I think that Brad, the older son.
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I think he was the one that had those issues. Gotcha, Okay,
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yeah he was. Yeah, I remember who you talked about. Now.
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I think he did a couple of movies and I think I think the
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big royalty and syndication stuff came in and he's like, yeah, I don't
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need to work anymore. For his sake, I hope he did get a
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chunk of those royalties. Other birthdays today, Remember last week when we mentioned
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had Brian Williams done birthdays on NBC Nightly News. When he had that gig,
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people would have taken him less seriously. So therefore, when he lied
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about doing and saying, or when he lied about things that he did while
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covering the war, people probably wouldn't have been so shocked and surprise and would
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have been like, no big deal. And Raj, I believe it was
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your Trey when you said, yeah, had he just told us that Pink
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was thirty today, then all would have been forgiven. Pink is forty three
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today. Wow. Yeah, that's another another magical part of this show.
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We have a tendency to just do things like that that are that you never
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would There's no way you can plan for it. You just throw out a
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random name of a celebrity and the next thing you know, it's their birthday.
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Wow, Kennedy us fifty today. Did you know that Rolling Stone actually
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voted her the most hated MTV VJ of the nineties. Yeah, she was
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so so bad. She was so hard to watch. They were trying to
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I think I think she would be what you would coin as the first Emo,
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uh, like if they had a mascot, like if Emo was a
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high school, like Kennedy would be in their mascot. I always figured,
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like I figured Kennedy. I didn't know what came first or who came first,
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Kennedy or Daria, But to me, Kennedy was like Daria the cartoon
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as an MTV VJ. Yeah, she was just so hard to watch.
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And now I think she's all like weird, a conspiracy theory something is that
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what she does now? She's on business. Oh yeah, she's on Fox
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News. So no, Fox Business I think has more credibility. Okay,
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okay, I got you. I said more, not all. Martin Freeman
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turns fifty one today. Played Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit movies. He's doctor
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Watson on the BBC's Sherlock. And he's also, if I remember this correctly,
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Martin Freeman is also in the Marvel Cinematic universe. He was in Waconda
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Forever as the CIA agent who was in the Air Force. Oh got you?
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Okay, Yeah, And if I remember correctly, he was also the
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only I believe he's the only white character I have seen in the Marvel movies
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to actually do the Wakonda thing and not get his ass beat for it.
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Yeah. I think if you're in the movie, Like, if you're in
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the movie, you like the director Ryan Googler says no, it's okay,
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you can do this, and yeah, he's still sitting like, I don't
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think I should. No. That's when that's when you turn to the cast,
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were like, can I and they're like, we voted, We're you're
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good, You're fine. It's kind of like that day on the set that
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I've read about a couple of times, on the set of Django Unchained,
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where Leonardo DiCaprio stops and says like like, hawn, I don't I don't
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feel so comfortable say in the end where this this much at, to which
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Samuel L. Jackson turned to him and said, mfort this is just Tuesday
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to us. Yeah, I'll get on with it. And that when when
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you know, when Samuel Jackson tells you now get on with it's like,
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okay, I guess I got my clearance. Yeah that's uh, yeah,
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that would work. Yeah, that's that's when you know you can say it.
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David David Arquette turns fifty one today. At this point, I think
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he may just be best known as Dewey in the Scream franchise. He also
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did some wrestling for a while. He was on the show a few years
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back and and that kind of got weird. And he did he did Courtney
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Cox. He no, No, he married Courtney Cox. Oh, I
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know that's I thought you said. I thought you said he dated her.
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No, I said he did her. Oh yeah, might be his best
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job, his finest work. He is also still currently a wrestler. Uh
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he does the I think it's it's a it's a it's out of la like
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it's called Lucas something like. It's no, not the movie, that's not
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Joe Libre. Whatever it is is a maga form of Mexican wrestling. Yeah,
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yeah, but it's asking that it's I think it's Robert Rodriguez who did
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like Dustal Dawn and all that. I think it's his. I think he's
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an investor in this wrestling uh promotion in like in California. But he's still
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like he does the extreme like extreme wrestling where you like light bulbs and chairs
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and like gets cut up and all that weird stuff. So Jesus, I
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think that's one of the I think that's one of the reasons, if not
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for him just being insane. Is what like kind of drove a wedge between
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him and Courtney Cox is because he was doing like that weird stuff, and
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I can see how that would make a little well, sub celebrities are making
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money, you know, doing reality show about a soccer team or they're playing
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pickleball, and they're all making money and doing everything. Get else. Here's
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David Arquett who decided I'm gonna be a wrestler. Yeah. Yeah, here's
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David Arquett cutting his own face with a broken light bulb. Yeah. See.
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You know, no, if you just reverse that and went if you
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heard Ryan Reynolds do that, you'd be like, man, there's something wrong.
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But then you go, David, watch that, because my thinking is
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Ryan Reynolds will find a way to make that damned entertaining. Yeah. But
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if you hear like, hey, man, David Cox, David dor Qett
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just you know, smacked himself in the face with a chair and then smashed
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the light bulb overs and you're like, yeah, right. Even T and
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Z would be like, we're not running that. That's too obvious. Yeah.
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Brooke Burke also turns fifty one today. She's the former Dancing with the
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Stars co host. She also won the seventh season Amy Mann Lead Singer until
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Tuesday is sixty two. David Steele from Fine Young Cannibals and The English Beat
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is also sixty two today. Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is eighty one today,
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and he will he will live forever thanks to that, thanks to that meme
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of him at the inauguration sitting there cold legs crossed with his mittens. He
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was adorable. And finally, as far as the living birthdays today, Willie
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Tyler is eighty two today he was a ventriloquist of Willie Tyler and Lester.
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Oh. Yes, yeah, really, you really you know who Willie Tyler
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the ventriloquist is, but you have not seen stranger things, goonies or Christmas
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vacation. That is correct. When I was a wee lad and I knew
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I wanted to be in the entertainment business. So when you were ventriloquist dummy
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size, yes, I actually went door to door and I sold remember the
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back of the comic books where you could go like sell stuff and you get
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points and you can get it from like a fishing pole or a KaiA whatever
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all that stuff was. You could get like these prizes. I got a
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ventriloquist dummy because I wanted to learn. I wanted to be in entertainment in
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some way. And I got my dummy and they gave me the thing on
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how to do like the how to talk without moving your lips and it was
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like, yeah, I can't do that, and that was the end of
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my ventriloquism days. But I so so what you're saying is, if you
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could have just mastered the speaking without your lips moving thing, you would have
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been the Indian Jeff Dunham. Yeah, except your dummy would have been a
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Sorry, I'm just I'm still imagining uh young Raj playing with a ventriloqousm.
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Yeah, and it was. It was a lot of stuff that I
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sold to get a very very poorly made like clown. It was a it
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was a clown dummy little Yeah. Yeah, this is not now it's turning
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into a horror franchise. Yeah. See, I have no issues with clowns.
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I think they're fantastic. I'm not afraid of them, but they are
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creepy. They bring joy to so many Uh not anymore, but yeah,
29:34
that's what it had a little the string and it did the whole the whole
29:37
thing, and you can move the ahead in the eyes. And then it
29:41
had like a little instruction thing on how you certain letters you pronounced differently because
29:47
you can't move your lips so uh like v's and f's and all that stuff.
29:52
And I just couldn't. Like I would try in the mirror, and
29:55
I gave it. I gave it like a solid two weeks of like every
29:57
day like trying, and I could see my own lips move, and I'm
30:02
like, this is there's no way I will be a successful entertainer. They
30:06
will see, they will they will not believe that it is the dummy talking.
30:11
So I was like, I did, So what was your what was
30:12
your dummies name? I didn't. I didn't. I it was just clown
30:18
because I was like, I have to master this first before I give him
30:22
an we can take before I could take the stage with the routine. So
30:26
did did you practice in front of dog? No? Dogs had My dog
30:32
was Dusty at the time. We had dog names because they had personalities,
30:34
and this was just my clown. And I was like when I get when
30:37
I get my act and I get my jokes, and like I was gonna
30:41
do the setups and he was gonna do the punchlines, like that was the
30:44
whole idea. That's pretty smart for it for how old were you? I
30:48
was eight? Was Unfortunately now, I feel like you're just doing the same
30:52
thing, except Trey and I are the dummies. Actually, yes, Ty,
31:07
no, not at all. I'll be the poster child of it.
31:10
But no. I was actually curious because Rage talked about something, I think
31:15
it was last show about it, and I don't remember what, but talking
31:18
about talking to your parents and saying, you know, I'm gonna do this,
31:21
and they're like, you're you know I'm gonna kill you? How did
31:25
they did they? Were they supportive of you when you told them you wanted
31:27
to be a comedian? No, my mother cried. My mother cried the
31:34
same amount of tears is when I told her that I wasn't going to med
31:37
school. Uh, the exact same reaction. She's like, what am I
31:41
supposed to tell everybody? Everybody else's kids, doctors. I was like,
31:44
well, when they start paying my bills, I'll go to whatever school they
31:47
want me to go to. But I was also working for them, so
31:48
there was no like it's like, hey, I want to be a comic.
31:52
It's like cool. Make sure that this was. I was like,
31:53
I want to do this full time. They're like that's great. Uh,
31:56
to make sure you're at the office at eight thirty. And so as long
32:00
as I did my job, I was, it was okay for me to
32:02
go do this quote hobby. And it's when the hobby started taking up more
32:08
time and started making money. Is when my mom was like, you know,
32:13
if you want to go part time, I was like, you gotta
32:14
fire me, Like I gotta I'm not coming in like I would. I
32:16
would go to work at like, I'd get there like ten, ten thirty.
32:22
I would take lunch at noon and I would leave it three that was,
32:25
and I would just a good job. Yeah, you sound like a
32:29
program director of a radio station if you are. Are your parents hiring I
32:36
was? I would, Uh, I would? I would. I would
32:38
have them adjust my check for the full forty hours. Like I'm like,
32:42
hey, you know I was still working because we had now had cell phones.
32:45
I'm like, I took calls in the car and I'm like, well,
32:47
I mean I can't prove I'm wrong. And so you were doing remote
32:52
work before it was cool? Yeah, and I mean I was still kind
32:54
of doing what I would like, do my job on the way to the
32:57
open mic. Uh, And then like five thirty would hit and they would
33:00
hey, can you work a little bit extra? No, so, but
33:04
I would, but I would still make them give me forty hours. And
33:07
one day my dad I was, God, I've got there at ten thirty
33:08
and I was leaving at eleven thirty to go meet a buddy of mine in
33:12
Denton, and my dad's like, we can't. He's like, I love
33:15
I love that you're passionate about this, but I can't keep paying you for
33:17
this. I was like, please God fire me. And he's like,
33:21
he's like, how you own one quarter of this company? And I was
33:23
like, just take it. I don't want it. Look he's like,
33:28
okay, just don't don't don't tell. Your mom was like where you like,
33:32
how you're both afraid of your mother? Yeah, and it was like,
33:36
so get up and get dressed like you're and he's like, and then
33:37
go f off and go go somewhere else and do whatever you got to until
33:40
you're open, like and that went for months before she's like, hey,
33:44
you know Steve, when the old employees like you. He said, you
33:46
haven't been in the office in three months, and I'm like, what,
33:53
at least at least you knew who Steve was. Yeah, I was like
33:57
he I was like, he drinks a lot. Mom. And then and
34:01
then the walls came crumbling down and she was just like, I can't believe
34:05
we've been paying you every week for the last three or four months and you
34:08
haven't been in that office once. I was like, I would have loved
34:10
to have been a fly on the wall to see the conversation that after you
34:15
see the conversation she had with your father after you oh yeah, oh no,
34:20
no, We're there, like we were both there and she's like,
34:22
did you know about this? And he's like what he did? He was
34:29
legitimately like I loved it for it because he was like he what he said?
34:32
Don't tell your mom? And she found out. He looked at me
34:36
like, you know, I'm going to throw you under this bus. It
34:40
was like I'm then back up. He's like, how dare you have been
34:45
lying to us this whole time? And I'm like, I know, I'm
34:49
a I'm a piece of crap. I'm just the worst. They got those
34:55
checks cleared, but I appreciate. I won't do it again. Speaking of
35:05
not wanting to do something again, a Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta to Barcelona
35:13
was forced to turn around last Friday after a significant medical issue on the plane.
35:22
Is that what they're they're calling it significant medical issue now, well,
35:25
at least according to at least according to USA Today, that's how they're referring
35:31
to it for the moment, or at least in the first part of the
35:36
story. Is it's like one of these words, someone out a heart attack.
35:39
Okay, you know, it would not surprise me if someone had a
35:44
heart attack in the aftermath of this situation, because it would have been a
35:52
probably a preferred escape from the situation or what they might have called a full
36:00
flight. This was indeed a full flight. So I'm going to let the
36:12
pilot here tell you basically what happened on this flight that forced them to turn
36:19
around last Friday. Negative, it's just a bio hazard issue. I movie
36:24
benifactor who had diary all the way through the airplane. So they want us
36:28
to come back to Atlanta. In case you missed it the first time.
36:35
Negative, it's just a bio hazard issue. I movie benifacturer had diary all
36:39
the way through the airplane, So they want us to come back to Atlanta.
36:45
Wait wait, wait, yep, yep. Did you just say wait
36:50
wait wait? That's probably what the passenger was saying all throughout the plane.
36:54
Yeah, I mean that's it makes it sound like, you know, they
36:59
were having fun with it and running down the aisles, and I don't.
37:02
I don't think joy was being had but now, which is unfortunately because you
37:08
think there'll be at least one person having a good time. But keep in
37:15
mind, Trey, this was two hours into the flight, so when he
37:21
said we're coming back to Atlanta, they turned the plane around to now full
37:25
plane of diarrhea. Now is going two hours back to Atlanta as opposed to
37:35
the next nine hours to Barcelona. But yeah, I can't imagine there would
37:38
be any happy passengers on that flight unless that flight just happened to be carrying
37:44
the two girls from the Two Girls One just turn around, look like bac
38:00
Man going down the aisle. I'm laughing, but I also need to throw
38:09
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38:45
to get rog relled in on this Oak Island stuff. Man. I was
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38:52
he's missing. I know Trey dropped out after a while too, but I'm
38:57
just saying there's some there's some relative belief here on Oak Island, and I
39:00
can't wait to take a trip up there. Matter of fact, we may
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40:01
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40:10
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40:14
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42:59
actually got five or six, and I know we'll never get to and I'm
43:01
just trying to decide do we do that. Do we do a couple of
43:05
those? Or hery, what was the story you were telling me about the
43:09
other day, an SMU student getting busted with a fake ID. I don't
43:15
feel like that was really newsworthy. I feel like that's just any given night
43:20
in Dallas. It normally, yes, she would be correct. So this
43:27
girl, and the key to the story is she's with her parents. And
43:30
if you're not familiar with the laws of Texas, if you're with your parents,
43:34
and I think it's pretty much this way anywhere. You know, if
43:37
you're under age, and as long as you're in their presence, you can
43:39
drink, you can come in whatever I should. I wish I knew that
43:43
back in the day. I would have been like, Mom, come on,
43:45
let's go. Now here's another part of the law of in Texas.
43:52
Under t ABC law, if a door guy bounce or whatever, anyone,
43:57
if they know you have a fake ID, you can be in on the
44:00
premises because then no one knows if you're you know, of age, underage,
44:06
whatever, you're not to be let in. So dad, mom and
44:10
dad come up with her daughter. They asked your door guy, Hey,
44:15
h our daughter's with us. She's under age, but yeah, it was
44:17
that cool. Can she come in? He goes sure, and but they
44:22
check everyone's I D got the parents ID check? Dad check. Mom.
44:27
Daughter then whips out quite proudly and gives the door guy a fake ID,
44:34
says she's over, after they had just had the conversation in front of her,
44:39
saying that it's okay for her to drink as long as she's with her
44:42
parents. Yes. Yes, And this was you know, it went into
44:45
the details of yes, she can come in and drink. They have to
44:49
be you know, she can't, has to be in your eyesight at all
44:51
times, you have to order the drinks. Blah blah blah. Yet she's
44:54
still handed over a fake ID to the door guy. Yes. The reason
45:00
why I'm I'm I feel like I'm the reason why I'm asking you these these
45:04
questions because I want to make sure I am absolutely clear at just how stupid
45:09
she is. Oh no, yeah, no, it's it's every bit of
45:14
stupid ass as you're thinking, and literally it was like watching the dad.
45:19
It was like watching the five stages of grief just flash over him in seven
45:23
seconds. It's like denial, I can't believe my daughter is this bleeping stupid
45:31
anger? You are so bleeping stupid? What is it? That's the next
45:38
one, bargaining my daughter cannot be the stupid, Please make her smarter and
45:47
we'll go with And then just sadness of my daughter, is that stupid?
45:53
And then acceptance of looked at he goes, thank god, she's pretty.
46:00
I thought it might have been his own acceptance by realizing I can't believe I
46:04
sired a moron. H Yeah, No, I think that was part of
46:07
it. I mean I think he probably had a hint before this, and
46:09
this was just the cherry on top of my daughter's a moron. Yeah.
46:14
I feel like as a parent, you know, if you have a stupid
46:15
kid. Yeah, but that's when he turned to go, how did you
46:19
get into smu? Oh? I think dad knows how she got into because
46:25
I think Dad's having to pay more than just tuition to get that idiot into
46:30
school. Yeah. I suspect Dad and his financial planner. No, exactly
46:32
she got into ESTMU. You pulled an A and M stunt at an SMU
46:37
campus that it really is. Yeah, that's you want. You want to
46:45
go someplace where they have that stuff down to a science. As far as
46:50
getting into places with fake IDs and all sorts of things. You go to
46:52
tech, yeah, oh, you go to you go to to my alma
46:57
maters, Southwest Texas. That's what you know. If that was the case,
47:01
if the parents would have broken out their fake IDs at the same time.
47:07
It's so ironic that you mentioned that, RAJ, because I had one
47:10
fake ID way way back in the day, and it wasn't even a fake
47:15
driver's license. It was a fake college ID two Southwest Texas. I'm pretty
47:24
sure thirty two thousand students on that campus did too. I think that was
47:30
part of the admissions packet. It's just here you go. It comes with
47:42
a beer bomb. But the good news is you can give those things to
47:49
the to the news student at orientation, like when the parents are helping them
47:53
move into the dorm and everything, because parents know its Southwest Texas. They
47:57
know of course. I'm like, there's an our in our quad. They
48:00
have a beautiful bronze statue of of two horses with two Native Americans on horseback,
48:07
Like you're gonna say, horrors, Southwest, That's just that's hold.
48:15
That was in front of our attorney house. But that was difficult, but
48:20
it was they have a display there, but it's two Native Americans on horseback
48:25
and it's this beautiful bronze statue. And one of the things that you got
48:30
at orientation was like myths and sayings and like whatever at at Southwest Texas and
48:34
it said that if I'm not even making this up, it said, if
48:37
a virgin graduates from Southwest Texas State, the horses will sprout wings and fly
48:42
away. I was like, I'm going to school here. My mom's like,
48:54
where are you planning on going to med school? I'm like, do
48:57
you think I'm going to med school? The horses just flew away. At
49:01
that point, that's what you tell my mom. I'll go to med school
49:05
with those horses fly away because I've got a better chance of getting into med
49:12
school. I have a better chance of showing up to med school on one
49:19
of the horses. It's just a total it's just like a complete alternate reality.
49:29
At that point, Yeah, I'm just that school that was always I
49:37
mean and I'm not. I really don't think I'm exaggerating when I say,
49:43
at the time, now this is in the nineties, fifty percent of the
49:47
dancers at strip clubs who came from San Marcus. Yes, and that has
49:52
God intended it. And fifty percent of all strippers from San Marcus. And
50:00
one original strain of chlamydia that was that was that was ours. We had
50:06
suthless has five it was five guys to everyone, five girls to every one
50:09
guy. Uh. And then because of those us spectacular odds and uh drinking
50:16
and fake IDs, we had our own strain of chlamydia. Yeah. Yeah,
50:23
Dan, Dan looks but dumbfounded, And I thought, I am just
50:29
stunned. I thought you froze. I was like, okay, I was
50:34
like, I thought you frozen. I was like, oh, Dan's computer
50:36
got it. That's what happened. Yeah, So people would come from Austin,
50:40
and I know for fact this happened to a couple of people that come.
50:45
You know, it's like telephone friends of a friend of a friend.
50:47
So but they would come down and party and and have a good time over
50:51
the weekend and float the river and meet chicks, and you know, they'd
50:54
go back to ut or A and M wherever they were going, and you
51:00
know, things, things weren't weren't going that well down south, like a
51:04
little burning when you pete and they'd go to there, they'd go to their
51:07
student medical center and they'd be like, well, uh, you got you
51:12
got chlamydia. But it's Southwest Texically, you gotta either we gotta get the
51:15
I don't know if it's the antidote. I don't know how it works,
51:19
but uh, it's like, uh, it's sort of like is it sort
51:22
of like anti vennon, Like you have to like go to the source.
51:24
Yeah, I think yeah, So you had to go to the school,
51:29
you had to go to the Southwest Medical Center there and get your whatever protocol
51:34
was for that strand of committia. So not only did Southwest Texas have its
51:38
own strain of chlamydia, yes, but it also had the franchise. It
51:44
also had the monopoly of the cure for it. Yes. Because we thought,
51:51
well, we thought we would just keep it in the house. We
51:55
weren't expecting it to go rogue, Like, we weren't expecting it to head
52:01
over to twenty six miles up north to Austin. We've been clearly they didn't
52:06
go to the Buffalo Club on Sunday night. Oh yeah, yeah, that
52:09
was I probably that's the weird thing. I probably ran into you there if
52:14
you we used to go. We it was a caravan. It was just
52:16
like, uh, like a bunch of mine. That's what you could call
52:22
that distance between between Southwest and the Highway, the Clamdia caravan. It was
52:30
just all the strippers from the Yellow Rose and then uh then right behind them
52:35
was just us and we'd all get and we'd all get to the Buffalo Club
52:38
and in downtown Austin and I'll look at each other like you're here too,
52:43
Like we we drove together, Like what are you talking about? Yeah,
52:47
but I did. I did run into a few times. We ran into
52:52
Sandra Bullock and her sister out there. They used to come. It was
52:55
service industry night on it was service industry night on Sundays, so, uh,
53:00
the service industry. We would bring the girls that would service the industry.
53:07
Would it be weird if you look at the table next to you and
53:10
it's the Southwest Texas doctor just just just filling up syringes like you're gonna need
53:17
me in about three days. He's just he just handed out business cards.
53:21
There you go, just just pulls open his appointment book is like you want
53:27
to just make one how Today's age. It really be funny if you just
53:35
some doctor put one of those video boards that they put above a urinal just
53:38
looking down going does it burn? Have you been to Southwest Texas State recently?
53:49
I think it's pretty amazing that even in the test, that the test
53:52
would come back not just positive for chlamydia, but for the specific strain from
53:57
Southwest. Trust trust me, it's that was gonna be one of the only
54:01
tests somebody passed. Trust me, it's one of the only tests killings.
54:12
You know what. I just looked out the window and saw a horse.
54:15
I'm gonna go. Ever, did get to those other news stories? What
54:27
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