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#206: The Cheerleader Sleepover Slaughter (2022) - Tubi or Not to be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Firecracker, firecracker.
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  Boom boom boom. Welcome to what your least
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  favorite scary movie? The podcast where we talk about
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  the good, the bad, the ugly and the absurd and all of our
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  favorites and least favorite scary movies.
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  Because we believe every horror movie rifely has its fan base.
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  Even if we don't always get it, My name is Travis, my name is
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  Jesse, and welcome back to another live, unedited and
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  mostly undrawn episode of To Be or Not To Be, our monthly bonus
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  series where we find the indiest of the Indies on free streaming
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  platforms. So with that being said, I was
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  very, we've been, we've been going through the Bring It On
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  movies, admittedly because two reasons.
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  One, 'cause I had to watch Cheer Die when we were when it was
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  available, right? Yeah.
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  And also because we found a three pack of the first three at
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  Half Price Books. Yeah, Half Price Books.
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  So we've watched the 1st 2:00 so far.
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  Travis is very excited because I told him Hayden Payne is here is
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  in the next one. So all that being said, we're
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  watching the cheerleader sleepover slaughter.
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  That was what I was in the mood for and it was a nice slick hour
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  and 2 minutes. And guess what?
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  It did take full use of that and I'm so excited to talk about it.
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  Yeah, this is a this is a movie that really, really tried his
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  hardest to be as long as it could, and it really didn't
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  really do. You know what though?
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  We talk all the time about how a movie doesn't have to be any
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  longer than necessary. And I think this movie is only
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  as long as it is is because the people were having fun with it.
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  And that comes through in a way that I really enjoy.
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  Yeah, no, it's fine. Like, you know, whatever, we'll
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  we'll get into it here in just a.
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  Second, yeah, we'll go ahead and get into it.
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  First, I got a little bit of background information.
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  Not as much of A dive as we normally do on like our regular
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  episodes, but you know, we do want to give it some of its
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  flowers while we're here. So the Cheerleader Sleepover
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  Slaughter came out January 1st, 2022.
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  We had a debate last night if this was 22 or 21.
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  I tried this, like it says 22 right here on the screen.
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  I was like, OK, And then I looked this up this morning,
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  just barely. What was the date again?
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  January 1st. Oh shit.
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  OK, Yeah. We watched this one on Tubi.
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  Written and directed by Christopher Leto.
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  Music by Tanner Tanner Hand I had to check my handwriting
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  'cause I was like, did I actually?
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  Say, it's not really that difficult of a name to say.
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  No, I I wasn't sure that I wrote it correctly.
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  Special effects makeup by Carl Huber and Picardo Limbo starring
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  Taylor Heard as Lori, Indica, Jane as Lisa, Sydney Spalding as
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  Renee, Bo Leto as Bo, and Jaden Leto as Jason.
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  So we got, I'm assuming Leto brothers working on this.
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  Yeah, I think it's a whole like family situation.
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  This seems like a family type. Movie.
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  You know what I mean? Everything about this seems like
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  it was very tight knit. I guess there's a word for it.
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  Yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah.
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  I mean it just seems like a small non crew.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like a lot of these
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  people only have this or have this and one other like acting
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  credit to their name that makes sense.
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  So. I actually believe it or not.
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  OK, first of all, time for our favorite game.
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  Budget and you said you have a budget.
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  I do 4.5000. You can get, let me guess, I
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  mean I we all know the answer to this.
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  Sorry, I was really excited cause normally I can't find
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  budgets for these. Yeah, sorry I I took away the
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  fund for you. It's OK, Yeah.
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  I mean, this obviously isn't gonna be $10 million.
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  This is probably not even 10,000, right?
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  Right. What was it again?
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  4.5. 4.5000 Yep man, where did the money go?
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  I'm assuming it's a lot of like space rental.
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  Probably. That's probably all it's got to
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  be like, unless it's, well, yeah, they had to rent the
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  field. They had to rent the field, the
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  school and the. Restroom.
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  Well, the school. Oh, and the restaurant, yeah,
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  yeah, I guess I, I don't know if they would rent the restaurant,
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  they would maybe just have that be a favor.
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  Well, I mean, they, they might have been like a favor and then,
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  you know, offered compensation. Plus they probably had to have
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  like some sort of insurance to do this stuff.
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  Yeah, probably. I wonder you can go for like
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  gorilla filmmaking and just, you know, do this shit without
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  getting permission. Well, we're gonna talk about the
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  cafe here in a minute. Oh, OK, 'cause I I kind of went
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  on a a little side quest 'cause I got curious about it last
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  night. OK, Should we give like a
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  summary of what this movie is? Well, we're not there yet.
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  Well, we're never at a summary, that's never part of the thing,
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  but I feel like we maybe it would benefit.
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  People, can I get through my sheet first?
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  OK. Yeah, go ahead.
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  OK. I just, I don't wanna lose the
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  flow of what we're doing. Yeah, sure, go.
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  It has a three-point O out of 10 on IMDb.
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  That's kind of generous. OK, I pulled 3 movies from 2022
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  and these aren't even fair comparisons because 20/22 was
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  fucking stacked. But I did wanna come up with a
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  theme, and the theme was fuck them kids.
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  Fuck them. Kids which is movies where
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  generally the killer was targeting kids since these are
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  high schoolers in this movie. OK, Yeah.
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  OK, the first one is Thanksgiving.
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  Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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  Was released November 17th, 2023.
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  A budget of 15,000,000 and a worldwide gross of 146.
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  No, that's just 46,000,000. Wait.
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  Hold on 2023, this isn't even the same year.
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  Oh my God did I type in 23 in my Google search?
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  You must have cause Thanksgiving was last year.
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  OK. Well, we're doing 2023
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  comparisons because that's what I have there.
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  That's OK. You know what?
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  What? We're capturing the Spirit.
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  That's what we're going for here.
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  My bad. They weren't gonna, they weren't
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  gonna be good comparisons anyway because this is like ultra
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  indie. Yeah, yeah.
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  I mean, you could probably, if you really, really wanted to do
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  a deep dive, find some micro budget horror movies that are
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  probably fuck them kids. But yeah, it's gonna be kind of
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  tough. It's gonna take some time, Yeah.
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  OK, well we'll we'll just go along with this and IMDb score
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  6.3 out of 10. That's probably gonna be this
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  month's or Not month, this year's Thanksgiving movie.
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  Probably the second movie is Knock at the Cabin, which I
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  guess is more fuck them kid rather than fuck them kids.
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  I don't know anything. I don't know anything besides on
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  the trailer where Dave Batista says kill your baby or the world
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  explodes. And fuck that kid.
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  Yeah. That kid in particular.
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  Yeah, this. This kid specifically.
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  Yeah, I I really, really wanna watch that movie.
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  Remember, we're doing a Shyamalan double feature.
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  Well, we said we were gonna do that.
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  We never actually committed to. It I'm just saying when you
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  watch that we're also watching old.
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  Yeah, see, that's the, that's what's keeping me like hesitant
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  because. Well, that's what's keeping me
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  hesitant because I want to watch old, but I don't want to watch
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  Knock at the Cabin. Old just seems so not good.
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  But you know what does seem good?
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  The new may be coming out trap. That does seem interesting.
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  I'll, I'll give it. I'll give it a shot.
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  OK anyway, Knock at the Cabin came out February 3rd 2023
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  because I'm bad at numbers. 20 million Budget and a worldwide
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  gross of 54,000,000 and an. IMDb 54 million.
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  And an IMDb scores 6.1 out of 10.
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  Jesus. And then finally, Evil Dead
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  rise. That was a small budget one for.
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  Sure, I remember mother daddy, it says.
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  Fuck these kids especially. Fuck my kids.
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  Yeah, fuck my kids. Yeah, fuck these kids so bad.
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  Yeah, that released April 21st, 2023 budget of 12 million, so
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  pretty happy for them for that. That was a great.
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  One worldwide grows of 147 million.
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  Yeah, I I like that movie a lot. That was a that was a fun one.
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  I remember because that one was going to be like straight to
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  streaming. And then they like blew it up to
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  be a theater because it was like, this is too good to go
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  straight to streaming. Yeah, and we went and saw it in
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  theater and it was it was a good time.
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  I respect it. IMDb score of 6.5 out of 10.
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  Nice. Yeah, really high.
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  I have A tag line. Yeah, All right.
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  Just one. Just one OK, they didn't have
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  the budget for more. Come on.
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  Blood blades and pom poms. Sure, it's that's OK.
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  Yeah. OK.
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  So now I guess we can give a little mini summary before I
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  give. I actually have a couple fun
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  facts for this one. We don't have to give a summary.
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  It's fine. I just thought like, you know,
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  it would be good, especially with to be or not to be movies
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  because we generally pick movies that are like not really known.
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  So like, I feel like it's kind of good to give like a little
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  summary of what it is exactly we're talking about.
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  So we have a seven person cheerleading squad that doesn't
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  have room for another member and she really wants to be on it and
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  this is her last chance because she's a senior.
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  Somebody starts killing the cheerleaders and their annual
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  sleepover is in danger because one of the ones that's killed
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  was supposed to be hosting the sleepover.
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  So the girl that wants to be a cheerleader has them over at
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  their house and people just keep dying.
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  Also, they're high schoolers. The other high schoolers, but
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  they are like 35. Also, they cheer at soccer
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  games. I don't even think that there's
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  a game going on. There's not a game going on.
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  They just cheer out in an empty field with nobody around so.
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  Yeah, that's a brief summary of this.
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  This was filmed in Newport Richey, Florida.
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  This Phil's. Florida.
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  So this is a Florida maybe. Christopher Leto also Co
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  directed a movie in 2023 with Shaun Donahue called Die Die
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  Delta Pi. And if you'll remember, Lisa's
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  wearing a Delta Pi shirt at the sleepover and that's Lori's
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  whole back story revealed at the very end.
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  So this is meant to be kind of like a spiritual sequel to the
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  movie, really. Yeah, Die Die Delta Pi is a
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  really cool name for him. Horror movie.
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  Yeah, and I'm kind of curious about it.
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  Christopher Leto's actually done a ton of work.
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  Really. So much?
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  Any in relation to Jared? No, I'm sure there's no way
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  there's. Anything.
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  It'd be kind of a jerk move for Jared Leto not to like help out
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  with this, but also that seems kind of fun Branch.
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  I I would not if if my brother was Jared Leto, I would not
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  expect him to ever be there for me.
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  Yeah, I would also like not tout the fact that we're brothers,
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  but I'd probably keep the Leto name 'cause I'd be like a lot of
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  people wonder. Yeah, OK.
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  Wild Iris Cafe in Dunedin, FL It's a real place.
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  I got curious 'cause I saw the sun and I was like, 'cause I at
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  first when you see the inside of it, it looks like somebody's
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  actual kitchen. And then we see the outside and
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  it's like an actual restaurant. It's got a sign and everything.
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  So I got curious if it was real. It is real, yeah.
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  I don't think that this movie had the budget to do a fake
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  sign. It's got decent reviews on
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  Google. It's got a 4.6 out of five
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  overall. OK, Google reviewers say.
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  Check it out. What kind of restaurant is it?
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  It is like a brunch type place they there's breakfast and lunch
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  so think like Stella's for. Us.
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  But you know, when we were watching this movie, it reminded
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  me of that place. Yeah, so that's, I, I think
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  that's an app comparison. I checked out the menu because I
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  was curious. So I just want to read some of
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  the some of the menu options that we have.
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  We've got something called chicken salad stuffed
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  cantaloupe. Chicken salad stuffed
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  cantaloupe? That sounds disgusting.
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  Yep, it's a homemade house salad served in a It's a oh God house
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  made with a touch of sweetness, served with macaroni salad and
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  muffin of the day. That sounds nasty.
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  That doesn't sound good at all. They also have a quinoa salad.
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  They have an Impossible burger fully vegan which I'm impressed
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  both in general and because of Florida.
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  Yeah, that's true. You know what?
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  I'm sure there's some good eggs down there.
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  And they've got a sandwich called the Fungi, which is
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  sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions, goat cheese, and garlic
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  aioli on grilled sourdough. I would get that without the
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  cheese and aioli. Man, I'm I'm not feeling this
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  restaurant. This isn't for me.
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  Well, they've got like other menu stuff.
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  I just took a screenshot of the more interesting page.
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  OK, and then because I love the insanity of reviews, especially
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  reviews about restaurants. And you know how we talk about
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  fart smelly movies? Yeah, they smell their own farts
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  like they are really high on their self.
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  This is a fart smelly reviewer. OK.
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  I just want to read part of it. I've reviewed well over 1500
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  restaurants, from the newest awarded 3 Michelin star
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  restaurant, only 13 in the US to diners listed with Google as the
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  top 10% restaurant reviewer. This is how they start their
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  reviews. This is probably how they like
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  open like they they lead off with us when they walk inside of
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  a restaurant. Patrick Bateman business card
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  with this. Yeah, like, it's extremely rare
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  for me to submit a review without visiting three times as
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  a chef, knowing that there may be a day of inconsistency.
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  The food that I ordered and service had so many things
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  wrong. I'll never return to Wild Iris
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  Cafe again, particularly since the server told us the owner was
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  there. What?
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  Wild Iris is an adorable tiny place inside.
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  Outside is a draw for the diners sitting under the oaks, however.
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  Cheap tables and chairs with two ply napkins giving Wild Iris two
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  stars. One for seating under the oaks,
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  one for slicing the lemons into generous 1 inch slices that you
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  can actually squeeze. Finding that most restaurants
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  have to cut down on the slices of lemons and limes.
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  This person, And I'm not like pausing at weird places.
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  This is where they're actually starting and stopping their
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  sentences. No.
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  That's how it reads, or that's how it hears.
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  A great test of a cook versus a chef is the knowledge of cooking
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  a well pouched egg. Explaining a well pouch being
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  slightly runny as explained to the server when I ordered.
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  When she served my food prior to me even cutting into the eggs,
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  she commented that they look great.
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  I responded with I'll let you know as I'm also sitting with an
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  empty glass of iced tea. Iced tea?
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  This person sounds fucking insufferable.
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  I don't like this guy. I don't like this guy.
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  Where this restaurant? This goes trash.
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  This goes on for. So long.
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  I'm not gonna read the whole thing, but I just wanted to read
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  the insanity because usually when I get I read a review like
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  this. The restaurant itself is
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  amazing. So wild Iris.
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  If I'm ever in that part of Florida, we're going to check it
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  out. All right, if you, if anybody
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  listening is from Ford to give it a shot or from that area at
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  least 'cause I know Ford is kind of a bigger state.
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  Yeah, this just goes on and on and on.
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  And like, seriously, that was the only negative review I could
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  find. Everything else was positive.
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  Everybody really liked it. Yeah, it's amazing.
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  I was gonna show. They also said that they would
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  not recommend for vegetarians, which is insane because it's
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  brunch and that's one of the easiest things to make
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  vegetarian without actually being vegetarian.
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  It could be easy, but that doesn't mean that they're going
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  to accommodate it, you know what I mean?
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  No, but I mean like if you serve eggs, boom, that's vegetarian.
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  Oh yeah, I guess I'm so used to you being vegan that I'm.
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  Kind of cross. You've forgotten how easy it was
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  back in the day. Yeah.
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  So yeah, that's that's my little detour into Wild Iris and people
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  being up their own butts on Google reviews.
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  Well, I'm glad we talked more about this restaurant than we
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  probably will about this entire movie, because this restaurant
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  barely like is even the factor in this movie.
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  Yeah, I think it's a 3 minute scene.
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  Yeah, which is admittedly a large percentage of this movie.
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  I can see that you focused your deep dive entirely on this
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  restaurant to the point where you didn't even realize you were
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  looking up 2023 movies. You're more focused on, like I
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  got to get the perfect review for this restaurant.
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  We got to go into detail about this restaurant, the menu of
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  this restaurant, this. Is actually kind of what
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  happened because I got all the information on the restaurant
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  1st. OK, I mean, it's clear.
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  Yeah, yeah, I know where your priorities were.
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  Yeah. OK.
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  So yeah, this is a really weird movie.
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  This is a really low budget movie.
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  This is a this is probably what I would describe as like, I mean
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  by definition, but also by looks a very micro budget movie.
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  Yeah, there's like there's not a lot of meat on the bones with
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  this thing here. We we we got to have fun little
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  premise and they they do the best that they can with it.
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  But you can tell that this is just a bunch of people just
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  having fun with the camera and they happen to get their movie
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  on TV. Yeah, so let's go into all of
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  this a little bit more specifically, what did you like
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  about the movie? What's your good?
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  I I like that they weaned into the premise of it.
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  They like they knew what they were doing with the name, so
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  they know that it's gonna be like one of those low budget
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  sleazy slashers. It gives me that feel of
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  something that you could just throw on and just kind of enjoy
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  it for what it is. Yeah, you can understand, like,
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  I'm not going to be watching top tier cinema today.
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  I'm going to be watching some bottom of the barrel trash.
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  It's an easy way to spend an hour.
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  It really is. I won't say that I was ever
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  bored with it. I will say that, and that is one
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  of the worst things that you can do with a movie is be boring.
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  And they didn't they, they didn't make a boring movie.
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  They made it pretty entertaining.
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  I think the way that they did that they're like, I feel like
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  they panicked and they're like, what do we do?
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  Twerk session? It's just like 5 minute twerk
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  sessions. Twice 2.
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  Times. I was going to say one of my
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  goods is double extended twerking montage.
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  I just, it's like they panicked and like what the fuck do we do?
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  We need 5 minutes and the girls are like whoa.
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  I mean, we've been like, we can twerk for a little bit and like
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  the weather was like, boom. Sydney was like, I was an actual
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  cheerleader. Do you want me to do some
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  aerials and walkovers? And he was like one time.
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  One but like in the background like get the butts and the.
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  Twerking soccer field. Yeah, come on.
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  We really need to get the twerking in frame here.
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  That's, you know what I mean. It's been a while since we've
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  been in high school. Is that what cheerleaders are
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  doing today? I don't know.
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  It could be. It could be the new routine.
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  You never know. We haven't seen the latest Bring
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  It On except for well, we have, but it was focused more on the
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  killing instead of the actual cheering like most of the other
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  Bring It On movies. So I mean, that's pretty much
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  all I can say good about this thing.
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  Like it's fun, it's fun, stupid cheesy shit.
• 18:45
  It's shit. Like I'm not going to like
• 18:47
  Sugarcoat. It's not the greatest movie
• 18:49
  ever, but I I can still find the good in it.
• 18:54
  I think it's fun. It doesn't take it so seriously
• 18:57
  and it looks like they were all having a good time and I think
• 19:01
  it's great when that comes through on screen because having
• 19:05
  that kind of like a chemistry is a good time.
• 19:07
  I agree and I don't want this. Really creepy, too.
• 19:11
  Yeah, it's creepy. Like it's clearly like the
• 19:14
  casted face 'cause like I like it.
• 19:16
  It's a creepy. Premise let me at least just say
• 19:19
  I don't want to like just straight up shit on a movie
• 19:21
  because I've never made a movie and I know that they're really
• 19:23
  tough to make so I don't want it to sound like I'm shitting on
• 19:26
  this thing, but like I'm. I'm trying to speak from like an
• 19:30
  objective point of view with this thing here too.
• 19:33
  I just wanted to be queer because like, I know people
• 19:35
  worked really hard and they probably had a lot of fun and,
• 19:37
  you know, I don't want to take away from that.
• 19:39
  But yeah, it just for for real though, it's just it's not like
• 19:44
  a great movie. OK, well, we're still going
• 19:47
  through all of our points on it, so we have more room to talk
• 19:50
  about it. I just wanted.
• 19:51
  That because I had just said it was bad.
• 19:54
  I just wanted to like at least clarify.
• 19:56
  OK, well then do you want to go into your bed?
• 19:59
  Sure, yeah. Is this weird?
• 20:01
  No, I just. You're you're, you're giving me
• 20:03
  a like a you're giving me a talking to like I I'm going out
• 20:07
  of line here. No, I just like, I feel like
• 20:10
  you're getting caught up on on the things you didn't like and
• 20:13
  we're supposed to take a second to focus on the things we did
• 20:16
  like. I did.
• 20:17
  No, no, that's what I was. I was just talking about with
• 20:19
  the things that I did like I was just trying to like, you know,
• 20:21
  whatever, you know what that is my bad.
• 20:23
  Then we'll we'll move past it. I've I've said my bad.
• 20:26
  OK, OK. You say you're bad.
• 20:29
  Some of the dialogue doesn't feel natural to me, OK?
• 20:33
  It doesn't feel like they didn't really practice saying it out
• 20:39
  loud while they were writing it. Maybe.
• 20:41
  OK, you know, yeah, it's a little bit off.
• 20:44
  That's that. And then also like the the
• 20:47
  awkward scene cuts where they just go black for a second and
• 20:50
  then come back. Yeah, they don't really do good
• 20:52
  transitions. I'm not a big fan of those kinds
• 20:54
  of transitions. Generally I it, it kept,
• 20:57
  especially when you're watching it on a free streaming service
• 21:00
  like TV or something like that, because that's usually when
• 21:02
  they're going to commercial. Yeah.
• 21:04
  So that kept throwing me off. So those are probably two of my
• 21:08
  biggest criticisms with it. Let me add one more thing.
• 21:12
  I felt like the ending was super rushed.
• 21:15
  I OK I agree that the ending was super rushed but also we thought
• 21:22
  it ended at one point before it did and I think I would have
• 21:26
  loved it a little more if it had.
• 21:27
  I think I would have too. Yeah.
• 21:29
  I think it would have been hilarious if they ended it the
• 21:30
  way that we thought because, I mean, it did the thing that you
• 21:32
  were talking about. It caught hard to black and it
• 21:34
  stayed black for like. A long longer than the other
• 21:37
  transitions and we like had a moment where we were looking at
• 21:40
  something like, Oh my God, please tell me this is where it
• 21:42
  is because it would have just been hilariously awkward ending.
• 21:47
  Yeah, but yeah. OK.
• 21:49
  What is your ugly? I hate like the exclusive
• 21:54
  quickie bullshit that is the main theme of this movie here
• 21:58
  where they get the group of cheerleaders and they're not
• 22:00
  really accepting of new people wanting to be a part of their
• 22:03
  crew. Like I get like, you know,
• 22:05
  having your tight knit group of friends and wanting to keep it
• 22:08
  like that. But this is a cheerleading team
• 22:09
  and they only have seven people. And you, I'm pretty sure you
• 22:13
  need more than seven people, six at a certain point in this movie
• 22:18
  to be able to fill like a legit cheerleading team.
• 22:21
  I could be wrong but I feel like you need more in that maybe?
• 22:24
  They're like A1A school. Well, I came from, like, the
• 22:29
  tiniest of tiny schools for the graduating class of like, 50,
• 22:34
  some people. And we had cheerleader squads
• 22:37
  that are like, at least 20 people, OK.
• 22:40
  So yeah, I think it's still feasible for it to be like a
• 22:43
  decent fielded team. You OK?
• 22:48
  My ugly is probably they call him in the credits.
• 22:55
  I almost included him in the star because I thought it was
• 22:57
  funny. The peeping guy.
• 23:00
  Oh yeah. He's credited as creepy pee pee
• 23:03
  pee pee pee pee pee. Oh, I like that name.
• 23:07
  He is creepy pee pee Yeah that is just it's that's
• 23:10
  uncomfortable. I and like we've talked about
• 23:12
  this because we've covered all of the slumber party massacre
• 23:15
  movies like EW, like just let, let people have their time to do
• 23:23
  whatever they wanna do without creeping on them like that,
• 23:25
  especially like without them knowing like it's just.
• 23:29
  Creepy Pee Pee's probably also the worst red herring in a
• 23:33
  horror movie ever. Because never did I ever believe
• 23:36
  that he was the guy going around killing people.
• 23:39
  He did not match the frame whatsoever.
• 23:41
  I feel like the killer probably only killed him incidentally
• 23:44
  'cause he was like, yeah, like, well this is gross.
• 23:48
  Yeah, he kind of had it common. He's been pee, pee, pee, pee.
• 23:52
  OK, absurd. Not only do we have like the
• 23:57
  tortic sessions, but we also have like an extended handheld
• 24:00
  rap, like handheld camera wrap phone session where they're like
• 24:05
  driving the car and they like turn up the music and then they
• 24:07
  all start lip syncing and like singing along to this rap song.
• 24:10
  I like the sound, them having fun while they were shooting.
• 24:13
  Oh, that's totally what it. Was they decided to include it?
• 24:16
  But like, yeah, I, I don't think that they decide.
• 24:20
  I think that they needed to include it because they needed
• 24:22
  some extra minutes to qualify this thing for like feature
• 24:25
  length. So it's just yeah, seven person
• 24:30
  cheer squad is another one. I mean, it was way too few
• 24:33
  people. I already said that.
• 24:34
  And then the twerk sessions, like what the fuck?
• 24:37
  This movie? Like I don't think that they
• 24:39
  really understand, you know, it's not important, but they
• 24:44
  they don't understand cheerleading.
• 24:46
  I really don't think. I and this is not their fault,
• 24:52
  this is just how casting goes with an indie film.
• 24:55
  I was gobsmacked when I realized that this they were meant to be
• 24:59
  high schoolers. They were nothing like.
• 25:02
  High schoolers, they don't look like high schoolers.
• 25:04
  The main girl. And I don't mean that in a bad
• 25:06
  way. Like it's hard to look 18 when
• 25:09
  you're not 18. I don't.
• 25:10
  Know yeah I'm not trying to be harsh either but like especially
• 25:13
  Lisa the main one like she looked like she was like mid 30s
• 25:18
  maybe. Yeah.
• 25:19
  And I mean yes. And I mean, I like, and I don't,
• 25:22
  I'm not judgmental about it at all.
• 25:25
  I get how this stuff goes but it it it it like I feel like if
• 25:31
  they just said it was college. That's what I'm saying.
• 25:34
  Colleges have cheerleading teams.
• 25:36
  Yeah. I mean Community College if you
• 25:38
  wanted to keep it like. Smaller then, it also makes the
• 25:41
  Delta Pi shirt that Lisa's wearing later make a little bit
• 25:44
  more sense. Yeah, yeah, it really does.
• 25:46
  Yeah. So, and then also cheering at a
• 25:49
  soccer game, 'cause I keep saying it's the first game of
• 25:52
  the season, you're fully expecting it to be football and
• 25:55
  then you see the soccer goals behind them.
• 25:58
  I seriously though, think that they were meaning for it to be a
• 26:05
  football game. Oh, that's that's the energy
• 26:09
  that they were having. Yeah, they just only had a
• 26:12
  shooting location for the soccer field.
• 26:14
  And the great thing about it is on this soccer field, that's
• 26:18
  where they shoot this, and that's where they shoot the
• 26:20
  ending. It's hilarious that they have,
• 26:22
  like, you see cars just driving around in the background and
• 26:24
  shit like that. Like people are obviously
• 26:27
  witnessing murders if this is actually happening, but like,
• 26:31
  OK, we just have to ignore it. So I'm thinking what happened,
• 26:34
  sorry if that sound was terrible for people listening in earbuds.
• 26:39
  I'm thinking what happened is that they were at a public park,
• 26:42
  and public parks generally don't have football fields, but they
• 26:44
  do often have like soccer fields.
• 26:46
  Well. If it's a public park, they
• 26:47
  probably didn't have to rent it. Yeah, but that's that's my
• 26:51
  suspicion of what happened for for those exterior shots.
• 26:56
  I think that they couldn't afford the football field.
• 26:58
  I think that they could only afford the soccer field.
• 27:01
  Yeah, It's just because even if it's a soccer field, like they
• 27:04
  wouldn't be cheering right in the middle of like the field,
• 27:08
  like they're in between the goals.
• 27:09
  You know what I mean? It would have.
• 27:10
  Been fun would have been like if they made a comment about like
• 27:14
  what school cheers at a soccer game and somebody else feel like
• 27:18
  the school that only has seven people on its cheer squad.
• 27:21
  Dude, yeah. Definitely lean into it.
• 27:23
  They knew. I think that would have been
• 27:24
  fun. I think that they that would
• 27:26
  have really done wonders for this movie if they really just
• 27:28
  leaned into like, hey, they acknowledge how cheap everything
• 27:32
  is and how it's not exactly right, but they're like, hey,
• 27:34
  this is what we're doing. They're not like they're not
• 27:37
  trying to push anything on us. I think they're people.
• 27:39
  They're happy they made a movie. No.
• 27:41
  Yeah, have a good time with it and yeah.
• 27:43
  Yeah, but hey man, it's hard not to look at it from a critical
• 27:46
  point of. View, Yeah, definitely.
• 27:47
  I mean that's what we're here for.
• 27:49
  So, OK, so overall, what are you rating at?
• 27:54
  I'd say the IMDb is kind of right on the money with the
• 27:57
  three. OK, yeah, I mean, it's fun.
• 27:59
  Like 3 points for fun, zero points for like actual movie,
• 28:03
  you know what I mean? I'm giving it a 555.
• 28:07
  I feel like it's a solid 5. Like it's fun, it's inoffensive.
• 28:10
  Like it's just like we're gonna get straight to it.
• 28:14
  We're not gonna beat around the Bush.
• 28:16
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• 28:20
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  Here's the thing. This movie has apparently heard
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  all of our criticisms over the years of please find an organic
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  way to introduce your characters, and it did it twice
• 31:25
  and we were so unprepared for. It too soon, too fast like first
• 31:30
  frame of the movie is them just going all right roll.
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  Call yeah. Lisa Summer, Ali, Renee Kelly,
• 31:38
  Brandy, Kayla, Marcy and that's it.
• 31:43
  And then it's like, OK, now you like one of the names fast,
• 31:45
  because here's the face, here's the name real quick.
• 31:47
  And that's all you're going to get for the rest of the movie.
• 31:49
  Yeah, yeah, it was a. Cause like, I mean, even at the
• 31:52
  end of the movie I was like who the fuck is who?
• 31:53
  And like we were kind of, we were at a point where you were
• 31:55
  marking off names like OK, like the only ones who left is this
• 31:58
  name. So it's gotta be her.
• 32:00
  Yeah, it just, it happened so fast and we just weren't
• 32:02
  prepared for it. And then it's going to happen
• 32:04
  again here in a second in a way that I also was not prepared
• 32:08
  for. But we say it all that I can't
• 32:11
  be mad at them for doing the thing we asked for.
• 32:14
  We just weren't ready. As audience they did, but they
• 32:17
  still just didn't drop in names throughout the rest of the
• 32:20
  movie. They did the name and then they
• 32:22
  did a kind of, but they never directly said the name.
• 32:25
  To they really basically only said it for Lisa and Lori.
• 32:28
  Yeah, Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 32:30
  Yeah, so there creepy pee pee is over there taking pictures.
• 32:35
  Creepy. Yeah, he gets yelling it though.
• 32:38
  Was it creepy pee pee or creeper?
• 32:39
  Peeper? It was something like that.
• 32:41
  I'm going with. Creepy.
• 32:43
  Pee pee pee is better. That's that's such a good name.
• 32:46
  Creepy pee pee. So at the end of practice, the
• 32:50
  coach is like, Ally, what's wrong with you?
• 32:53
  And Ally's like, sorry, I'll do better next time.
• 32:56
  She's like, OK, And the other girls are trying to be like,
• 33:00
  wow, but it isn't wrong with Allie.
• 33:02
  And one of them's like, her boyfriend is an asshole.
• 33:05
  And I'm like, OK, like maybe let's explore this a little bit.
• 33:10
  But we don't, because in the locker room, Allie gets killed.
• 33:13
  They just keep talking about like, yeah, her, her boyfriend
• 33:16
  sucks. She's like doing drugs and
• 33:18
  stuff. Did they say she's doing drugs
• 33:19
  or am I just like? I I don't remember that I
• 33:22
  didn't. Write doing drugs and alcohol.
• 33:24
  I don't know, like, yeah, they're, they're really just
• 33:26
  shit talking to her, Yeah. Lori approaches Lisa and Renee
• 33:30
  and she's like, can you talk to Coach Linda?
• 33:33
  Cuz I really wanna be a cheerleader.
• 33:34
  And she's like, we don't have any room on our squad Lie.
• 33:37
  Yeah, maybe next year. And she's like, but I'm a
• 33:41
  senior. She goes.
• 33:42
  Too bad, babe. So now they're discussing the
• 33:48
  sleepover. So the the main thing this movie
• 33:51
  has going for is they had this big sleepover that they were
• 33:53
  going to have with Ally, but they think Ally might be flaking
• 33:56
  on them because she's just got that asshole boyfriend of hers.
• 33:59
  Maybe drugs, we don't know yet, but maybe drugs involved.
• 34:02
  And we get a montage or not a montage.
• 34:05
  What is it? What's it?
• 34:07
  A nod? No, not a nod, an homage.
• 34:09
  That's the word I'm looking for. An homage to the original
• 34:12
  Slumber Party massacre. Because they're in a locker room
• 34:15
  and it's just shot after shot of T&A.
• 34:18
  Yeah, they they hit you with it like right up.
• 34:21
  Front. Yeah, they're like we we know.
• 34:23
  We know what we're doing. Yeah, we gotcha.
• 34:25
  Yeah. So let's see.
• 34:29
  Ali's. Ali's the only one that's left.
• 34:31
  Everybody else is gone, and while she's in the shower she
• 34:34
  gets her throat slashed. Yes, that's right.
• 34:37
  And then we cut to the credits. This is the most low budget.
• 34:41
  These are like, but these are like end credits.
• 34:43
  This is what you would expect to see at end credits 'cause it's
• 34:45
  like a yearbook and it's showing each of the cast members names
• 34:49
  with their character and they're like doing superlatives and
• 34:52
  stuff in there. And I really like it.
• 34:53
  I just wasn't expecting to see this at the beginning of the
• 34:56
  movie. I was expecting to see it at
• 34:58
  like the end. Yeah, it kind of makes I'd like
• 35:00
  to see this. It feels like it would make more
• 35:02
  sense for that, but I don't. I liked it.
• 35:04
  Like I like what they were going for.
• 35:05
  It was really cool. Like you're going through the
• 35:07
  yearbook. It's I mean, they're even more
• 35:09
  like listen crew and stuff. But I think really what they
• 35:11
  were trying to do is they were trying to buy a lot of time
• 35:14
  because this intro, like opening credits takes I'd say 5.
• 35:18
  Minutes. It would have taken just as long
• 35:20
  at the end too though. Yeah, but we're getting at the
• 35:23
  beginning, which kind of kills, you know, like when we front
• 35:28
  load it in the beginning, it always screams to me, oh, I
• 35:31
  needed time, you know what I mean?
• 35:34
  I'm gonna disagree with you on that because I think if you put
• 35:37
  something that's obviously like a time extender anywhere, it's
• 35:40
  obvious. I feel like it's more obvious in
• 35:43
  the beginning because if it's in the beginning then boy, they're
• 35:46
  really stretching for time. You can pad the credits anytime,
• 35:50
  but if you're having to pad the opening also, that's saying
• 35:53
  something. We catch the two dudes in a car
• 35:57
  and they're talking about sex and apparently one of the guys
• 35:59
  is just like, really hot. This guy, these guys have no
• 36:02
  chemistry. They.
• 36:03
  This is the most awkward conversation I've ever heard in
• 36:05
  my fucking life. And Beau, like, he's been with
• 36:09
  Renee forever and they haven't had sex yet.
• 36:11
  And I'm like, well, you guys are supposed to be high schoolers.
• 36:12
  It's not completely unreasonable.
• 36:14
  Yeah, panties on lockdown. It's what I have here.
• 36:18
  Buddies talking chicks. Panties on lockdown planning
• 36:21
  hanging time because like he's he's wanting to get more time
• 36:25
  with Renee she's not wanting to spend a lot of time because Lisa
• 36:28
  has been kind of really cannibalizing the time so he's.
• 36:32
  Like let's go crash their sleepover.
• 36:34
  Well, he's like, what? What do you think of Lisa?
• 36:36
  Because Lisa is Renee's like best friend and taking Lisa or
• 36:40
  Renee away from him. And he's like, he texts Renee
• 36:44
  about if what's this dude's name?
• 36:47
  What's the other dude? I only know Bo, I don't know the
• 36:50
  other. One OK other yeah, we'll call
• 36:53
  him guy. They they ask if he's like sexy
• 36:56
  or whatever to Renee and like, Lisa's into him.
• 36:58
  Whatever they're trying to like he's trying to hook something up
• 37:00
  between them there. Yeah, this like this whole thing
• 37:03
  though with him is just so uncomfortable.
• 37:06
  I it's just so bad. It's so fucking bad.
• 37:11
  Lori and her friend Jason are sitting on her bed and they're
• 37:15
  looking at photos saying wow, this is really messed up and
• 37:18
  like, we don't see what they're talking about and I thought we'd
• 37:20
  get a reveal later, 'cause it's setting.
• 37:22
  It's pretty obvious from the beginning that they're the
• 37:24
  killers and I. Didn't think so.
• 37:28
  Oh, I thought it was. No, I, I didn't like I, I had no
• 37:31
  idea who was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be.
• 37:34
  I thought at the end I thought it was gonna be the guy that's
• 37:37
  like, oh, I can get a date with anybody.
• 37:39
  No, I think that I thought that we were gonna see that they like
• 37:44
  looking at pictures of murders, and that's what they were doing.
• 37:47
  That's what I was expecting from this.
• 37:49
  I didn't even think of that. And he's like, why you wanna be
• 37:51
  a cheerleader anyway? And she's like, I just wanna be
• 37:53
  just shut up and be supportive. He's like, I'm gonna be
• 37:55
  supportive. I wouldn't go to the game
• 37:56
  tomorrow otherwise if I wasn't supportive.
• 38:01
  Then we cut to a group of the cheerleaders in the car.
• 38:05
  They're chatting. They're talking about the fact
• 38:09
  that nobody's heard from Allie, and they're like, well, Lori
• 38:12
  wants to be on the squad, What if we just swap her in for
• 38:15
  Allie? And then they sing into the
• 38:17
  camera. Lisa's really against it.
• 38:19
  Lisa hates Allie for whatever reason and.
• 38:22
  She shuts down Lori. Or yeah, Lori, she she hates her
• 38:25
  for whatever reason and shuts it down and then they just start
• 38:28
  rapping for 5 minutes again. Jason and Lori eat dinner with
• 38:35
  Lori's mom. This feels.
• 38:37
  Like an actual mom. This is somebody's real mom on
• 38:39
  the set. They're like, we need a mom.
• 38:40
  I wonder if it's Mama Leto. It's it's gotta be like if it's
• 38:44
  the Leto family movie like this, she obviously never acted.
• 38:48
  I don't think she ever really wanted the act.
• 38:51
  I think it feels to me like they took a camera and they just kind
• 38:54
  of pointed it there. And then they actually had
• 38:56
  dinner and she's like, what's the camera here?
• 38:57
  And like, don't worry, mom. Like so.
• 38:59
  Points for a realistic dining table.
• 39:01
  Yeah, I liked that. Can we also please talk about
• 39:05
  the salt and pepper shakers that are pig fucking?
• 39:08
  What? They're pigs and they're having
• 39:10
  sex. Are they really?
• 39:12
  Yeah. No, I didn't even notice that.
• 39:13
  Yeah. Oh shit.
• 39:15
  Yeah, like one of the pigs is like upright and it like nests
• 39:18
  into the other pig. That's hilarious.
• 39:21
  I can't believe you didn't notice that there's like nothing
• 39:23
  fancy on the table. That's what I like about the
• 39:25
  table is that it's very like normal but like that also makes
• 39:28
  it the centerpiece. That's hilarious.
• 39:30
  No, I didn't even catch that. No, it's a nice little like, you
• 39:33
  know what? Yeah.
• 39:34
  I I like that it's we get novelty salt and pepper shakers.
• 39:38
  You don't see that very often in movies.
• 39:40
  And as a person with a history of novelty salt and pepper
• 39:43
  shakers, I appreciate it. OK, so we get Renee and Lisa.
• 39:50
  They're hanging out. They're painting their nails.
• 39:52
  They're painting them toenails and apparently Renee sells feet
• 39:56
  pictures. She's she hints with Lisa.
• 39:59
  She's like, you know, you could make some money off those toes
• 40:01
  and she's like, that's weird. I, I was feeling the suit.
• 40:03
  I'm glad that Lisa actually said it.
• 40:05
  Whenever she was like, she kept making comments about her feet
• 40:07
  and she's like, that's weird. Why do you keep talking about my
• 40:09
  feet? Are you into feet stuff?
• 40:11
  Do you sell your feet pictures? And then she's like, I mean, you
• 40:13
  can make a lot of money with it, which is true.
• 40:16
  But I'm I'm not, I'm not behind that.
• 40:22
  Summer gets dropped off at her car and she's all alone in the
• 40:27
  parking lot. I will say the friend waited to
• 40:29
  make sure she got in her car. She did the friend thing.
• 40:31
  She couldn't have suspected that there would be a killer in the
• 40:34
  back seat. But because we, the audience,
• 40:36
  know we're watching a horror movie, we suspect it.
• 40:41
  Yeah. And of course, the killer does
• 40:43
  pop up and immediately slashes her.
• 40:45
  They. Have they have the fucking gall
• 40:48
  to do that trip two times in a row?
• 40:50
  I was, yeah, I was a little bit mad that they did it.
• 40:52
  Twice. Why?
• 40:53
  Why? You did it one time.
• 40:54
  Don't do it twice. It's already cheap if you do it
• 40:56
  one time because that's like one of the most.
• 40:58
  It's pretty cliche. It's.
• 41:00
  Still scary regardless. Yeah.
• 41:05
  One of the cheerleaders is getting texts from her boyfriend
• 41:08
  and these sexy texts Let me see them titties.
• 41:14
  Yeah. LMAO was it complete with an
• 41:19
  exclamation point and a question mark?
• 41:21
  Dude if it's so easy to get sexting pics I guess.
• 41:26
  Let me see them titties. Let me see them titties.
• 41:29
  She only shows one. He's like no the other one and
• 41:31
  then she doesn't bother. He's like yeah LMAO.
• 41:34
  Damn bitch, you've got hot tits. God, like we should all be
• 41:40
  spoken to so kindly. So Lori dreams that she's a
• 41:45
  killer and she wakes up and she's like.
• 41:48
  And she apparently sleeps in her makeup because she still has her
• 41:51
  little cat eye and foundation and blush and everything.
• 41:56
  She goes downstairs, her mom has made her waffles and they're
• 42:00
  clearly egos. And this is also how I knew
• 42:03
  Laurie was a serial killer because she just eats that shit
• 42:06
  and dry. No syrup.
• 42:08
  No syrup 'cause she just grabs them in her hand and walks off.
• 42:11
  Also respect to Mama Leto who said I will be in your movie but
• 42:16
  we are not using my real dishes because for both this scene and
• 42:20
  the dinner the night before it was paper plate.
• 42:23
  She's like, I'm not doing extra dishes for your.
• 42:25
  Movie. No, that really, that just kind
• 42:27
  of makes me feel real, for real. I like it.
• 42:32
  Not to be like me. And they just seem like the
• 42:35
  paper plate type of family some people are like that was how my
• 42:38
  family was for a long time. Like I don't wanna do this.
• 42:40
  So it's just the shit away. Yeah.
• 42:43
  I mean, I got the urge and really, honestly, for me, dishes
• 42:46
  are more of like an environmental thing than a like,
• 42:50
  I feel like I need to eat on ceramic plates.
• 42:52
  It's just like, well, it's, you know why?
• 42:54
  Why contribute to to waste if you don't have to?
• 42:58
  Well then also, they're not flimsy.
• 43:00
  Yeah, well, there there is that. OK, so Ali and Summer are not at
• 43:06
  the game that night. And then we get the first of our
• 43:09
  extended montage. Twerking, twerking montages.
• 43:13
  Did you mention though that Mom's leaving for the weekend?
• 43:15
  No. OK, yeah, She, that's what she
• 43:17
  was doing. She was telling Warrior like,
• 43:19
  OK, I'm going to be going for the weekend.
• 43:21
  I'm going to go hang out with my boyfriend for a while.
• 43:23
  No parties. You can have Jason over, but
• 43:26
  don't be throwing any bangers. That's what she said.
• 43:28
  She's like don't throw bangers. Don't.
• 43:30
  Yeah, don't throw bangers. Yeah, obviously.
• 43:32
  OK, so yeah, now they're over there at the the game, yeah,
• 43:38
  soccer game, Yeah, Ally didn't. She's in no show so and.
• 43:41
  So is summer. And so is summer.
• 43:43
  So they do their whole dance routines, twerk on the soccer
• 43:46
  field. Nobody there.
• 43:48
  We do get some really good like acrobatics and stuff though.
• 43:51
  There are a couple of the actresses clearly do have some
• 43:54
  training because Renee specifically, like we see her do
• 43:57
  several tricks, tricks like aerials and walkovers and stuff.
• 44:00
  And I thought that was cool. There was one shot that I almost
• 44:03
  got really scared because when she was doing an aerial her foot
• 44:06
  clearly slipped before her hand and I thought she wasn't gonna
• 44:08
  make it. I was kind of worried for her a
• 44:10
  few times whenever I saw her. I didn't know if she was
• 44:12
  experienced or not. And I know that they probably
• 44:14
  wouldn't put her falling down in the final movie, but a few times
• 44:18
  it's like. Come on.
• 44:19
  And this is like a real, like this is real grass.
• 44:22
  Their shooting at night is entirely possible that it's not
• 44:25
  like a fully dry field. They're not.
• 44:27
  These people aren't taking precautions.
• 44:29
  Yeah, I was just like, yeah, I got real scared for her, but she
• 44:32
  got it. She did it.
• 44:33
  It's just Can you imagine though, if this is actually a
• 44:36
  game that was going on and this is what the cheerleaders are
• 44:39
  doing? Can you imagine?
• 44:42
  The soccer team is like, we need to kick the ball, Yeah.
• 44:48
  It'd be hilarious if they just held up the entire game and made
• 44:50
  the home team forfeit because they wouldn't get off the field.
• 44:53
  They're just like twerking the entire time.
• 44:55
  This school has a losing. Stream because.
• 44:58
  This The cheerleading squad is always in the middle of the
• 45:00
  field. That's OK, 'cause the football
• 45:02
  team sucks. So they're like, OK, we're just
• 45:04
  here for the cheerleaders anyways.
• 45:06
  Yeah. Yeah, Lori approaches, she said.
• 45:09
  I heard that Ally was a no show. My mom's out of town for the
• 45:12
  weekend. You want to come to my house?
• 45:14
  I've got liquor and pool and a hot tub up, and they're like,
• 45:18
  well, if she doesn't show up by tomorrow, we'll consider it.
• 45:22
  Yeah. Bo and his Bobby talk about
• 45:24
  crashing the sleepover yet again.
• 45:26
  And then they do a handshake that feels like these two guys
• 45:29
  are bubbies in real life. And they already had this
• 45:31
  because it wasn't. It was natural in a way that,
• 45:34
  like, they didn't just rehearse it a lot.
• 45:36
  Like they've been doing it for years.
• 45:38
  If they're bubies in real life, I feel like they might have
• 45:40
  better chemistry these guys like anytime that they talk to each
• 45:44
  other. Maybe they're just not
• 45:45
  comfortable, like filming, yeah. Why are they in a movie?
• 45:51
  Well. Bow is bow Leto.
• 45:53
  Yeah, I guess it's just. Oh God.
• 45:55
  That's what Letos do. Letos act so the coach makes
• 46:02
  everyone leave. They gotta leave the field.
• 46:05
  They gotta leave the lock around.
• 46:07
  She has a phone call, she says. All right, well, I'm going to
• 46:09
  shower here and then I'll meet you at the restaurant.
• 46:12
  Worth mentioning the coach looks the same age as the cheerleader.
• 46:15
  She actually looks younger than most of them.
• 46:17
  That's. True, she.
• 46:18
  Does, but she's got way more tattoos, so I understand why
• 46:21
  they made her the couch because she's got like 1/2 sleeve on her
• 46:25
  forehead. Yes, and that would have been a
• 46:27
  lot like some of them have like a couple tiny tattoos and I can
• 46:31
  see like I, you know, I knew people that were seniors that
• 46:34
  had like a couple of tattoos if they 18 before graduation.
• 46:39
  But yeah, that amount of tattooing, Too much.
• 46:41
  Too much to be realistic. I'll give this movie a lot
• 46:44
  credit cuz I think that the scene right here is really well
• 46:47
  done. I like that idea of her.
• 46:49
  So she's taking a shower in there, the coaches, and the
• 46:52
  killer just keeps turning the lights off on her.
• 46:55
  And I don't know if you've ever been in a bathroom like that and
• 46:58
  have the lights turn off. Yeah, 'cause you lose your sense
• 47:02
  of everything. Balance.
• 47:03
  Yeah, where you are. Like you don't know what the
• 47:05
  fuck is happening. It's not just that it becomes
• 47:07
  pitch black 'cause there's no windows or anything in there,
• 47:09
  but it's also like it's all tiles, so everything's a little
• 47:11
  bit more echoey. I'm sure it's super slippery.
• 47:13
  Too 'cause it's. White fours, yeah.
• 47:16
  So she has to keep. She goes up, gets out of the
• 47:19
  shower, gets her phone, turns on the flashlight and then turns
• 47:21
  the light on, makes her way back to the shower, starts showering,
• 47:24
  and as soon as she turns the water back on, the lights flip
• 47:26
  off again. And then next time she gets out
• 47:29
  of the shower to go turn them back on.
• 47:30
  She. Gets a cleaver to the head.
• 47:32
  Thank you. OK, so Lisa calls Renee about
• 47:37
  Ali, Summer and coach Linda. They're all missing and Lisa
• 47:40
  doesn't sound like she is concerned at all.
• 47:42
  Even those those are supposedly her friends and her coach.
• 47:47
  And they guess that they are going to go to Ali's, she said
• 47:51
  to be there at six. And so they're all going to do
• 47:52
  dinner at 4:00 at Wild Iris. And at the restaurant, they
• 47:57
  discuss the the missing people and they try and like retrace
• 48:01
  their last steps. They're trying to remember the
• 48:03
  last time they all saw them and where they said they were
• 48:05
  supposed to be going. And then Lisa's like, you know,
• 48:07
  the police have already done this.
• 48:08
  Like, what are you? What are we doing where this is
• 48:10
  not? This is not that type of movie.
• 48:13
  Yeah, we're gonna get drunk. While we're here at the
• 48:17
  restaurant, I have a theory. OK, I have a theory.
• 48:21
  That creepy pee pee is the reviewer that left that
• 48:25
  obnoxious reviewer, it seems very creepy pee pee.
• 48:29
  Yeah, yeah, I can see creepy pee pee doing that.
• 48:31
  Mm. Hmm.
• 48:32
  Is creepy pee pee in the scene? I don't think so because we've
• 48:36
  got all of this that give like a nice shout out to the Wild Iris
• 48:39
  Cafe. They're, well, actually, I
• 48:41
  didn't see pulled pork sandwiches or macaroni and
• 48:44
  cheese on their menu, so no. But I didn't look at the whole
• 48:48
  menu. I just looked at a couple of
• 48:49
  pages. Now we're getting back on board
• 48:52
  here with me if we get that kind of stuff.
• 48:54
  Yeah, yeah. OK, I I kind of appreciate the
• 48:57
  shot. So they all leave and the last
• 48:59
  one left behind. What?
• 49:01
  What was her name? I think we decided it was
• 49:03
  Brandy. Yeah, Brandy, she stays behind
• 49:06
  and I like the tracking shot where he, like the cameraman,
• 49:10
  stays behind her as she walks out and just follows her all the
• 49:13
  way to her. Car It's a really nice tracking
• 49:15
  shot. Yeah, it was cool.
• 49:16
  It follows her all the way back there and then she gets in her
• 49:19
  car and. She gets strangled and she falls
• 49:23
  forward onto the horn and I do like that the killer gently
• 49:26
  moved her to the side so she wasn't on the horn.
• 49:29
  Again, back to the seat. I wish, honestly, I wish that we
• 49:34
  had this one and not have the other kill in the parking lot.
• 49:37
  Yeah, like if I had to keep one of the back seat killer scenes,
• 49:41
  I would keep this one. If you have to have it with the
• 49:43
  car, the one in the parking lot, have them be hiding underneath
• 49:46
  the car. Yeah.
• 49:48
  That would be creepy. Yeah, Peepy.
• 49:53
  Yeah, OK, so let's see. Jason is helping Lori set up and
• 49:59
  he leaves right before everybody arrives.
• 50:01
  Lisa is in a Delta Pi church, which is again, confusing
• 50:05
  because she was in high school. I guess like maybe in I would
• 50:09
  think maybe like an older sister gave it to her or something,
• 50:12
  except then she says she's an only child later so.
• 50:14
  Yeah, yeah, that was my thought too.
• 50:18
  Yeah, I was like, well, this is weird, but you know, maybe it's
• 50:21
  like an older sister situation. Nope.
• 50:22
  She says she's an only child and that's why she's so spoiled.
• 50:26
  She wants some vodka right away. She's the first one.
• 50:28
  Immediately goes to the drink. You know what?
• 50:29
  Respect. That's it.
• 50:32
  I get to a party and I'm like, hey, where can I mix myself a
• 50:35
  drink? I don't immediately ask for
• 50:36
  somebody else's alcohol, but I'm just like, it's a party.
• 50:38
  I'm socially anxious. I need something to help me calm
• 50:42
  down some. I think it's funny where he's
• 50:44
  like, yeah, I got some vodka and some orange juice.
• 50:46
  She's a guy, I guess, like, I don't know, like, and it's like,
• 50:49
  you don't know. It's a pretty.
• 50:50
  Common combination. Yeah, it's like the office where
• 50:53
  Michael's like, I call it an orange fod juice.
• 50:55
  Yeah, it's like. It's got a screwdriver.
• 50:57
  Yeah, it's a screwdriver. It's got a whole name.
• 50:59
  Yeah, it's so fucking good. It's a really.
• 51:01
  Good drink. I don't like, I don't like
• 51:03
  orange juice, but sometimes I'll do it with like pineapple juice.
• 51:07
  Yeah, you. Miss it now I just.
• 51:10
  I'm very particular about citrus and we actually this
• 51:12
  conversation last week, the only oranges I like to eat are
• 51:15
  Mandarin oranges and I really only like them when they're in a
• 51:17
  little fruit cup. OK?
• 51:20
  I have very strong feelings. OK, so the rest of the people
• 51:24
  started drinking now. Yeah, they see Lisa start to get
• 51:27
  shit housed and they're like, OK, well she's gonna be down and
• 51:29
  out soon and we can actually start having some fun.
• 51:32
  Pee, pee, pee Pee's outside. Yeah, he's watching through the
• 51:35
  window. And as he's watching through the
• 51:37
  window, I feel like they're taking a page out of slumber
• 51:39
  Party Massacre here. And that's where this work off
• 51:42
  begins. Yeah, instead of doing like, the
• 51:45
  Hills Cafe, a strip dance thing, they do the twerk off.
• 51:52
  Yeah. And like, we're not kidding.
• 51:54
  That's what they call it. Yeah, they're like, we're gonna
• 51:56
  do a twerk off. Well, they're like, they're
• 51:57
  bored. Like what do we do?
• 51:58
  Like, I don't know, I guess we could twerk.
• 52:00
  It's like where's like, I don't know how to twerk and like we'll
• 52:03
  show you. We'll have a twerk off.
• 52:04
  I'm gonna be really honest, I would love to learn how to twerk
• 52:06
  and I need somebody not judgmental to show me how to
• 52:08
  twerk. And these girls seem like they
• 52:09
  could be really good friends to her, minus Lisa.
• 52:12
  Whoa, we just seem to play the scene on repeat.
• 52:15
  That way you can learn how to do it.
• 52:17
  I need something. No, that's no fun.
• 52:19
  I want somebody that knows how to twerk to come drink or in
• 52:22
  vajuska and twerk with me. OK, so I love that when they're
• 52:30
  done, none of them is sweaty. Yeah, but you would be sweaty
• 52:33
  after a dance off like that. That.
• 52:35
  Was fun, yeah. Then they play Never have I
• 52:40
  ever. Yeah, Never have I ever.
• 52:42
  Yeah. And then of course the boys show
• 52:45
  up and then I let them in and Lisa start shit stirring.
• 52:49
  I thought that they were going to do the thing with slumber
• 52:51
  party massacre here again, where the boys like crash the party
• 52:54
  and actually like sneak and watch from the window for a
• 52:57
  little bit, you know, or break in.
• 52:59
  But no, they're the most polite party crashers ever.
• 53:01
  They go over there and knock on the door like, hey, can we come
• 53:03
  in and. They're like, OK.
• 53:05
  Yeah, and. Then Lisa's immediately like
• 53:08
  what question can I ask that Renee will put her finger down
• 53:11
  and it'll cause problems between her and her boyfriend?
• 53:15
  Except it doesn't work because after the game's over, Renee and
• 53:18
  her boyfriend go to the hot tub. Lisa has flirted with hot guy
• 53:23
  friends I guess and then she needs to go throw up so one of
• 53:28
  the other girls goes with her. Marcy gets a call from Mark,
• 53:33
  don't know who he is, but she goes outside to meet him in his
• 53:36
  car. You were missing.
• 53:39
  Oh my God, I missed the most important line of the movie.
• 53:43
  Hold on guys. Let me take control here because
• 53:45
  I've got notes of this whole scene.
• 53:47
  You bypassed a lot. I forgot about it.
• 53:49
  I forgot about it. OK, so yeah, they OK, I've got
• 53:54
  all of the never have I ever written down, by the way, if you
• 53:59
  want to go over those. I didn't think that they were
• 54:01
  all that interesting aside from the one release that was shit
• 54:04
  stirring where she was like never have I ever kissed two
• 54:06
  people on the same day. It's never have I ever cheated,
• 54:09
  never have I ever shoplifted, never have I ever dined and
• 54:12
  dashed, never have I ever sexed, Never have I ever had sex.
• 54:17
  And then that's when the boys crash.
• 54:19
  And then then it's like, all right, never have I ever kissed
• 54:22
  more than one person in 24 hours.
• 54:24
  Which is why it gets Renee in trouble with Bo.
• 54:26
  Yeah, because Bo realizes that Renee and Lisa have made out
• 54:30
  once whenever her and Bo weren't really official yet.
• 54:33
  Yeah. So he has to try and play it
• 54:35
  cool. And he's like, oh, no, I'm not
• 54:37
  jealous. Obviously you're jealous every
• 54:40
  ride to be jealous. Except then Lisa changes it.
• 54:46
  Let's play truth. And.
• 54:50
  Dare. Yes.
• 54:52
  And we were like, oh, is that what she meant?
• 54:56
  That's an interesting twist on the game.
• 54:58
  Except then a hot guy immediately goes all right,
• 55:02
  truth or dare. No, no, you got it wrong, man.
• 55:05
  We're playing truth and Dare. You gotta choose both.
• 55:07
  You can't pick one. You gotta do both.
• 55:09
  But of course we have to have some casual lesbian fetishism,
• 55:13
  so Renee and Lisa make out and then that's why Renee and Bo are
• 55:18
  cool and he's like, let's go be horny in the hot tub.
• 55:22
  That's what hot tubs are for though, to be fair.
• 55:24
  That since doesn't make any sense.
• 55:26
  His girlfriend made out with a girl, so that's why they're
• 55:29
  cool. Well, 'cause he's like, well,
• 55:30
  that was pretty hot. Yeah, I guess I, I think that he
• 55:33
  wasn't really. Well, maybe he was.
• 55:36
  I can't really tell because of the acting with this guy.
• 55:38
  This guy's such an awkward actor.
• 55:41
  OK, yeah. So then Renee and Bo go to the
• 55:43
  hot tub 'cause they mentioned the hot tub, but you gotta have
• 55:46
  a hot tub seen in this movie after.
• 55:48
  The hot tub. So all right, Marcus here,
• 55:53
  that's the guy that you were talking about.
• 55:55
  So that's whenever. People start splitting up.
• 55:58
  Yeah. So Marcy goes to meet Mark, and
• 56:00
  while she's walking out towards the car, she gets suffocated
• 56:03
  with a dry cleaning bag. They tell you not to put it
• 56:06
  around your head. I still stand by the term being
• 56:11
  Billy bagged. That's, you know, that's good
• 56:14
  terminology. Yeah, you any time it's
• 56:16
  something that's a Billy bag. OK, let's see, Bo and Renee are
• 56:21
  making out and then they're making out into eternity because
• 56:24
  they get stabbed through their mouths together.
• 56:26
  That's a good kill. Oh yeah.
• 56:28
  Give them some credit. Oh yeah, I'm never going to be
• 56:30
  mad about. That I didn't expect her to die.
• 56:32
  I I thought her and Bo were going to make it.
• 56:34
  Well, I thought Renee might make it, you know, maybe she would
• 56:37
  like survive and be like, wow, Lisa really was a bit.
• 56:40
  Yeah, that's what I was singing too.
• 56:42
  Let's see, Kayla is just killed on the couch.
• 56:46
  She's just like sitting there awkwardly and then she's killed.
• 56:49
  Someone talking about the movie gets so rushy that we kill
• 56:52
  everybody in a matter of two minutes.
• 56:54
  Yeah, well, like, she doesn't even get a cool kill because
• 56:56
  she's just sitting there waiting for people to come back and then
• 56:58
  all of a sudden, like, her eyes filled with blood and she's been
• 57:01
  stabbed in the head. It's the worst CG blood just
• 57:03
  pouring from her eyes. Yeah, it's terrible.
• 57:06
  All right, then, this is where Kelly, Yeah, she runs outside.
• 57:11
  Yeah, she sees a killer and she tries to hide behind a bed and
• 57:14
  when the killer like, leaves the room, she runs outside and is
• 57:18
  chased and goes around to the backyard and sees Lori and
• 57:21
  Lori's like, no, no, it's OK it's OK.
• 57:25
  And so Kelly like approaches her and Lori stabs her in the tum
• 57:28
  tum. Yeah, you know it's not going to
• 57:30
  be OK. Come on.
• 57:31
  And Jason is the one in the mass.
• 57:34
  Yeah, whatever. And then I thought what was
• 57:37
  happening here is like, all right, Lisa is like sick
• 57:39
  upstairs, let's go get her. And then it cuts the black.
• 57:41
  I'm like, did you kill Lisa off screen?
• 57:43
  Yeah, and that's what I really thought happened.
• 57:45
  I was going to be so one happy for a second if it ended, how
• 57:49
  it's about how we thought it was going to end here in a second.
• 57:52
  But also it would just be so shitty because she's the one
• 57:55
  that needs to be killed the most.
• 57:56
  She's the shittiest 1. So we cut to Jason and Lori in
• 58:00
  the parking lot behind their car.
• 58:02
  And Jason's like, I was killing all of your rivals for you, and
• 58:04
  I was worried you would be mad. And Lori was like, well, no,
• 58:08
  once I realized it was you, it was like, well, let me give this
• 58:11
  a shot. And when I stabbed her, it just
• 58:13
  felt really great. Also, I need you to know I was
• 58:15
  adopted at 10 years old. My mom and sister are serial
• 58:19
  killers. They killed a bunch of people.
• 58:22
  Do you remember the Delta Pi murders?
• 58:24
  Yeah, that was that one. She what?
• 58:25
  Did you say she's adopted? Yeah, she's adopted Delta Pi
• 58:28
  Murders, so it's part of that movie from before.
• 58:31
  I'm yeah, die die delta π. Yeah, yeah.
• 58:33
  Mom was there and her mom was house mom.
• 58:38
  Yeah, alright. And then the sisters killed 20
• 58:40
  people in three days. Mom kept it in check with love
• 58:45
  and counseling. That's how she kept her in
• 58:47
  check. Because yeah.
• 58:49
  And so Lori's like, you know, I guess killing's always been in
• 58:51
  my blood cut to black for a really long time.
• 58:56
  And we looked at each other like, Oh my God, is that just
• 58:58
  how it? Ends.
• 58:59
  I would love it. Because I would have been
• 59:00
  amazing. Yes, dump.
• 59:02
  All of this shit right at the beginning or right at the end,
• 59:04
  just like straight up shooting it out there and then cut.
• 59:09
  That would be hilarious. I would love.
• 59:11
  I feel like that would. That would have been amazing.
• 59:12
  It would have like bumped it. Up it would have bumped it for
• 59:15
  me too. I would have I would have
• 59:16
  appreciated that I would have respected the move of doing that
• 59:20
  but no we cut back to the soccer field Warriors in full
• 59:25
  cheerleader gear. Now she's doing her cheer.
• 59:28
  We used this tattoo, the goal post and apparently she is super
• 59:34
  tough because. She gets stabbed in the face
• 59:36
  like a lot with the knife inside of a pom pom these.
• 59:40
  Are some brutal stabs man. Like how the fuck does she even
• 59:44
  what how does she operate? After this, well, 'cause like,
• 59:47
  Lori and Jason start to walk away, except Lisa's alive and
• 59:50
  she kills Jason and then her and Lori fight and she stabs Lori
• 59:57
  twice in the tummy, which should be fatal following this movie's
• 1:00:00
  own rules. It's the it's kind of the
• 1:00:03
  opposite of what is Scream. No, the one movie that we talked
• 1:00:09
  about was Paris. Hilton, and they're all.
• 1:00:12
  Is it nylon? Yeah, it's nylon.
• 1:00:13
  OK, where, you know, we talked about how a stomach wound is
• 1:00:17
  survivable, but a shoulder wound's immediately fatal.
• 1:00:20
  This is similar rules, kind of, except that a stomach wound is
• 1:00:25
  immediately fatal and a face wound is survivable.
• 1:00:28
  That's a previous to be, not to be for anybody looking for that
• 1:00:31
  discussion. Yep.
• 1:00:33
  So then we get Oh yeah, and my final note here is a Jessie Pom
• 1:00:40
  pom experience, which could be Jessie's next band.
• 1:00:43
  But also, Jessie told me to make a note about her experience with
• 1:00:46
  pom poms. So these specific pom poms, and
• 1:00:48
  these are the type of pom poms you normally see.
• 1:00:50
  And I just had so many flashbacks looking at this.
• 1:00:53
  I danced for a long time when I was younger and one of the dance
• 1:00:56
  styles is actually pom pom. And I was part of a mixed age
• 1:00:59
  group and we came in first at Nationals Bragg, but we had pom
• 1:01:03
  poms like this. And so they come in little tubes
• 1:01:06
  and when you first get them, they're just flat little tubes.
• 1:01:08
  So you know how, like, when you do a Christmas tree, you have
• 1:01:09
  to, like, fluff the branches. You essentially have to do it
• 1:01:12
  with these pom poms. So we had to do that for all of
• 1:01:16
  these. And I just had such visceral
• 1:01:17
  memories looking at these pom poms with it.
• 1:01:19
  And I used to also have stress dreams about my pom poms
• 1:01:22
  because, like that, you can't miss that piece of your uniform.
• 1:01:25
  And one time I had a dream that they fell into the lava.
• 1:01:27
  And I was like, oh, man, my mom's gonna be so pissed.
• 1:01:30
  Well, yeah, I had to, like, walk through a volcano to get the
• 1:01:31
  competition. I was running late.
• 1:01:33
  Oh God. So yeah, these pom poms, I, I
• 1:01:37
  appreciate that these are like the legit kind of pom poms you
• 1:01:40
  would normally see 'cause I think a lot of times people
• 1:01:42
  think of like the little like flappy handle and the.
• 1:01:45
  But really you get the ones that your hands go inside and like
• 1:01:49
  that. But yeah, you have to like
• 1:01:51
  really fluff them up and everything.
• 1:01:53
  Interesting. Yeah, OK.
• 1:01:55
  So that's that's my fun little diversion into pom poms.
• 1:01:59
  How? How realistic is it to hide A
• 1:02:01
  knife? Inside one of them because
• 1:02:03
  you're like holding it like you've got like this middle
• 1:02:06
  handle part and then the palms are actually on the side and you
• 1:02:09
  fluff them enough. But that's what you hold on to
• 1:02:11
  is like a little thing. So she could have like a knife
• 1:02:13
  right there in her hand and just.
• 1:02:15
  Punch it in her. So that's, and that's also why,
• 1:02:19
  like, it's easy enough for like when cheerleaders, when you see
• 1:02:21
  them like, do like cartwheels and stuff with pom poms in their
• 1:02:23
  hand. That's why it's easy enough to
• 1:02:25
  do that. Oh, that makes sense.
• 1:02:26
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:02:28
  All right. Fun facts.
• 1:02:30
  All right, that's it for this movie.
• 1:02:32
  It is. Oh, Lori's not dead.
• 1:02:34
  Also her. Her eyes open at the end.
• 1:02:37
  Oh. Really, I'm just sad.
• 1:02:37
  Yeah, OK. OK, after we've talked about it,
• 1:02:42
  what's your score? 3 1/2 I guess, I don't know,
• 1:02:49
  it's stupid. Like you can have fun with it.
• 1:02:53
  Like seriously, it's just, it's just an objectively bad movie,
• 1:02:57
  which I like plenty of them, but this one, it's a little bit more
• 1:03:03
  rough than usual. I would say it feels more
• 1:03:08
  homemade. Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  And that's the thing that I actually kind of that endears me
• 1:03:14
  to it. I don't think that the writing
• 1:03:16
  is necessarily great. No shade to Christopher Leto,
• 1:03:20
  but I, I don't, I don't love the writing of it, but I do like the
• 1:03:24
  spirit of it in that it's endearing to me.
• 1:03:28
  Yeah. So I'm gonna keep mine at a 5.
• 1:03:30
  So we have a 4.25 as our ending average.
• 1:03:33
  Travis, what's one thing you would change?
• 1:03:35
  Well, I, I feel like the killer needed more of a presence
• 1:03:44
  because he is there for those few killers in the opening and
• 1:03:48
  then he's just not really there at the end.
• 1:03:51
  And then it just gets rushed so fast at the end that like
• 1:03:56
  they're like, oh, hey, we were focusing on the party.
• 1:03:58
  Oh shit, we need to kill everybody.
• 1:04:00
  Oh shit. We don't really have a lot of
• 1:04:02
  time or money to do this. Let's just go ahead and wrap
• 1:04:04
  this thing up. Well, and that's what I mean
• 1:04:06
  that I don't think like writing is probably necessarily his
• 1:04:08
  strength because those are like those are writing things like we
• 1:04:13
  need more of a set up this and this so this we're we're not
• 1:04:20
  getting that with this. No, you're not.
• 1:04:22
  Which sometimes it's fun to just have slasher like, you know,
• 1:04:26
  just a mindless slasher. It would be nice to have it like
• 1:04:30
  paced a little bit better and, you know, maybe a little bit
• 1:04:32
  more variation with the kills. Yeah, the variation too.
• 1:04:36
  I just it would be with this type of movie, you really need
• 1:04:40
  like a cool killer, you know, like a good killer with a good
• 1:04:42
  presence. And I didn't really think the
• 1:04:44
  killer had a great presence in this movie.
• 1:04:46
  OK, Yeah. And like, I normally am a person
• 1:04:49
  that loves a good mask. I I I respect that you
• 1:04:52
  appreciate this mask, but I didn't.
• 1:04:54
  They just kind of felt low effort.
• 1:04:56
  It's creepy that it's a face. Yeah, it looks like it's an
• 1:05:00
  actual skinned face and I wish we'd gotten that it.
• 1:05:02
  Kind of did look like that. Yeah.
• 1:05:03
  But I just. It just kind of made it look
• 1:05:05
  like another person. It was too much of A face, you
• 1:05:07
  know what I mean? OK.
• 1:05:08
  Like, it was just like, oh, like, I'm just staring at a
• 1:05:10
  guy's face, OK. And those are usually lame
• 1:05:13
  killers for me and a slasher. Like I don't like seeing faces
• 1:05:16
  until later so. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:20
  So OK, that's my thing. Who did you relate to?
• 1:05:25
  Well I think I related to God damn dude.
• 1:05:37
  This is a hard one to try and pick for.
• 1:05:42
  I'll relate to the I hate that we can't cut this because like I
• 1:05:54
  have to think on this. OK, well, I'll say mine while
• 1:05:57
  you think about it. I I'm going to say that I relate
• 1:06:00
  to Mamaletto because novelty. Salt shakers.
• 1:06:03
  Salt and pepper shakers. OK I'll rule relate to Jason
• 1:06:11
  because I appreciated him shitting on something but
• 1:06:14
  supporting it all on the same time because that's why he was
• 1:06:18
  doing with her and her cheerleading things.
• 1:06:19
  Like you know what I like? It's stupid, but I respect it
• 1:06:22
  and I support you for doing it. That's what you're doing with
• 1:06:24
  this movie. Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm
• 1:06:27
  shitting on it. Well, I mean, in about as much
• 1:06:31
  the way as he was shitting on cheerleading.
• 1:06:33
  Like, I don't get it. It's not my thing.
• 1:06:35
  I guess it's. True for you, but The thing is,
• 1:06:37
  this is my thing, this is my, this is my type of thing.
• 1:06:40
  So like and I am into it. So a little bit different, but
• 1:06:44
  the same. OK, what was Scout's favorite
• 1:06:49
  part? Scout's favorite part was the
• 1:06:52
  hot tub scene because she likes heat and she also likes being in
• 1:06:57
  the water at the same time. No, Scout's favorite part was
• 1:07:03
  obviously her taking the echoes and running.
• 1:07:07
  Oh God damn she would do that. I can just see her doing her
• 1:07:11
  little scout shuffle all the way through the hall.
• 1:07:13
  Whenever Scout has something she's not supposed to have, she
• 1:07:17
  runs the fastest she's ever run, but she does it with her belly
• 1:07:20
  as close to the floor as possible.
• 1:07:22
  It's insane to watch. She discovered a brand new gear
• 1:07:26
  and for some reason getting your stomach as low to the ground
• 1:07:29
  without actually dragging is like optimal speed.
• 1:07:32
  Right, it makes her her most aerodynamic.
• 1:07:35
  Yeah, there's something about it.
• 1:07:36
  Because she doesn't have her. Her belly doesn't say.
• 1:07:40
  I don't know what it is, but she she found it I'm really happy
• 1:07:43
  for. You OK?
• 1:07:45
  Dream sequel. I OK, so I guess Warry's going
• 1:07:50
  to be the like the main killer the next time around.
• 1:07:53
  I would say maybe she like, has a change of heart.
• 1:07:55
  Let's say this goes to college and she's like, OK, well, like I
• 1:08:00
  realized now that colleges also have cheerleading squads, so I
• 1:08:03
  guess my dream's not totally over with.
• 1:08:05
  So she goes there, tries out for that squad, she makes it, but
• 1:08:09
  this time her squad is getting killed and she doesn't know they
• 1:08:15
  got somebody targeting. Her.
• 1:08:16
  It's Lisa. Lisa's coming back for revenge
• 1:08:19
  because the face stabs disfigured her and she wasn't
• 1:08:22
  allowed. She wasn't allowed to cheer this
• 1:08:24
  time. Yes, but I wanted to not
• 1:08:26
  actually be Lisa, but I wanted to be all signs pointing to her.
• 1:08:30
  She's a red herring. So like maybe at one point Lisa
• 1:08:32
  and Lori have a confrontation and Lisa's like, I can't believe
• 1:08:36
  that you gave me scars like this.
• 1:08:38
  And Lori's like, dude, it's really fucked up if people are
• 1:08:41
  discriminating against you, and it's really fucked up that you
• 1:08:45
  stabbed me in the face. Like also did you know that they
• 1:08:48
  actually play the sport here at this place like?
• 1:08:51
  Did she know there's football? Yeah, did you know that
• 1:08:53
  twerking's done actually like a cheerleading move?
• 1:08:55
  Like what were we doing? And then maybe we get that Delta
• 1:08:58
  Pi connection cuz maybe Lori also rushes Delta Pi and then.
• 1:09:03
  That would be great. Yeah, so we can tie everything
• 1:09:06
  in together. I think that's what you gotta
• 1:09:08
  do. You gotta take it to the right
• 1:09:09
  there and make it come full circle.
• 1:09:11
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:09:12
  I think that's fun, yeah. OK.
• 1:09:14
  All right. Do you have reviews for this?
• 1:09:19
  Yes, I have. As we do with 2B or not to be,
• 1:09:23
  I've got a lower review and a higher review.
• 1:09:27
  So the lower review is a one out of 10.
• 1:09:33
  OK, Lori Taylor Heard wants to be a cheerleader.
• 1:09:37
  She is now a senior and it appears that the Mean Girls
• 1:09:39
  won't let her on the squad. They plan an annual sleepover at
• 1:09:42
  Allie's Vera Marlow house, but Allie doesn't make it past her
• 1:09:45
  first shower scene. When other girls go missing,
• 1:09:48
  they accept Laurie's invitation and have the event at her house.
• 1:09:51
  There's a lack of suspects so the killer was easy to figure
• 1:09:53
  out. I don't know what happened to
• 1:09:55
  the bodies. The murders were fast and there
• 1:09:57
  was a lot of useless filler. The girls did not look like they
• 1:10:00
  were in high school or were cheerleaders.
• 1:10:02
  Poor photography and sound. Cheap version of the classic
• 1:10:04
  slumber party massacre. Great if you like twerking in
• 1:10:07
  showers. True.
• 1:10:12
  That's a spot on review, like all the way through.
• 1:10:15
  Yeah. One of the things I would like I
• 1:10:17
  didn't say is like the sound was one thing that really bothered
• 1:10:20
  me. They didn't get the ambience
• 1:10:21
  out. I think a big, I think that was
• 1:10:24
  the worst part about the car scenes for me.
• 1:10:27
  And we had them both car scenes. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:30
  OK, then. I've got a six out of 10 and.
• 1:10:33
  That's the best. It was.
• 1:10:35
  I liked this. I liked this review.
• 1:10:37
  OK, OK, Cheerleader Sleepover Slaughter was actually a very
• 1:10:41
  enjoyable movie. Was it the greatest movie ever
• 1:10:43
  made? Now, just for the record, I'm in
• 1:10:45
  no way associated with anyone who is in any way involved in
• 1:10:48
  the film. The cast and crew seem to have
• 1:10:50
  had a great time in making this film.
• 1:10:52
  I would not recommend this for most viewers and I think a
• 1:10:54
  person should be in the right mood to really experience it.
• 1:10:57
  I do have doubts that The Cheerleader Sleepover Slaughter
• 1:10:59
  will reach cult classic status, but you never really can tell
• 1:11:02
  about these things. If you're reading this and are
• 1:11:04
  interested in watching The Cheerleader Sleepover Slaughter,
• 1:11:06
  you should also watch Die Die Delta Pi.
• 1:11:08
  There's an actual connection between these two films.
• 1:11:10
  We should maybe watch that. Yeah, and I generally agree with
• 1:11:13
  this review. I, I don't think it's the best
• 1:11:16
  movie I ever made. I respect that they made a movie
• 1:11:18
  and they had fun doing it. And it, you know, there are
• 1:11:21
  times that, like, we watch a movie and we're like, I respect
• 1:11:27
  that they made a movie, but I, I didn't enjoy it.
• 1:11:30
  And it was kind of tedious. This never really felt tedious,
• 1:11:33
  even though there were some scenes that were like, why is
• 1:11:36
  this here? Why is this drawn out?
• 1:11:37
  At one point, we paused to let Talia out, and there was 10
• 1:11:40
  minutes left. And we were like, wait, what?
• 1:11:41
  Yeah. Because we hadn't even gotten to
• 1:11:43
  all the kills yet. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:11:44
  That's how rushed the ending. Was.
• 1:11:46
  That's when the actual sleepover starts.
• 1:11:48
  Yeah, no, I was. I mean, like the cult.
• 1:11:53
  Well, First off, yeah, that's like a solid review.
• 1:11:55
  Like I 100% agree with that too. The cult status thing, though, I
• 1:11:59
  that's something that I think about these types of movies all
• 1:12:01
  the time because like, generally, yeah, you don't know
• 1:12:05
  a lot of movies that do have that cult status for once, for
• 1:12:10
  whatever reason, somebody found 2010 years later down the line
• 1:12:15
  and they're like, do you see, like weird and ridiculous and
• 1:12:19
  absurd and awesome this movie was?
• 1:12:21
  And I feel like this movie kind of does have the DNA of that
• 1:12:23
  type of movie. Yeah, I could definitely see
• 1:12:26
  this being something where it like, because it's the thing
• 1:12:29
  about this movie is it's easy. Yeah.
• 1:12:31
  Like it's easy to watch and be like this is silly and fun and
• 1:12:36
  it's nonsense and in a way that I generally like from these
• 1:12:39
  types of movies. I do wish that it had a little
• 1:12:42
  bit more story with it, but I'm also not mad at the product that
• 1:12:45
  I have. No.
• 1:12:45
  And I'm gonna just gonna and say the twerking in the showers
• 1:12:49
  definitely do help get that cult status if it ever does get to
• 1:12:54
  that point later down the line. We all know I'm a sucker for a
• 1:12:58
  montage. I'm not mad that we got doom
• 1:13:01
  twerking montage. I'm not either.
• 1:13:02
  You know what? I think it's a fun time.
• 1:13:04
  It was fun, it was funny. It was so like I, I, I kind of
• 1:13:08
  just enjoyed it for what it was in the moment because like, I
• 1:13:10
  knew what was happening here. Like, let's just have fun, you
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  know? I guess that leaves us with
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  articular question, Travis. Yeah.
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  To be or not to be? Much like this person.
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  Yeah, I like, I would recommend it to the right person whenever
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  they are in the right mood. For sure.
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  Because you're not gonna, I'm not gonna tell a lot of people
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  to throw this thing on. You gotta you gotta, I gotta
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  know you. I gotta know what you like.
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  If you watched Doom Asylum you can watch this.
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  I don't know about that, maybe, I guess.
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  Yeah, Yeah. OK.
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  If you've watched Doom Asylum, you can watch this.
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  You can make it through this just fine.
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  Would you watch it again? Maybe.
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  OK, I'll go ahead and say, yeah, I'd give it a watch.
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  Like wow, like watch Die die Delta Pi and then be like, OK,
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  now let's go back and watch that one again.
• 1:14:05
  Yeah, I, I'm curious about that one.
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  It has a higher IMDb rating and it's got different people
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  involved. It's not like a purely Leto
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  family outing. So I am kind of curious, but the
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  reviews on it were a little bit mixed.
• 1:14:21
  Like from the reviews on cheerleader Sleepover Slaughter,
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  people were like, it's got a connection, you should watch
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  this. And other people were like, this
• 1:14:29
  is somehow better than that one. Yeah.
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  So it's a little bit mixed reviews.
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  I'm curious though. It makes me want to watch it.
• 1:14:36
  Me too. Yeah.
• 1:14:37
  OK. All right.
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  I guess that's it for this one then.
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  I suppose it is, Yeah. On Thursday we're gonna have our
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  regular movie review, which is a scary movie, and we're gonna
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  have our friend Steve from the Decision Reel joining us.
• 1:14:50
  Yep. And, you know, we've got a lot
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  to talk about with it, so I'm pretty excited.
• 1:14:55
  I'm looking forward to that one. That's gonna be a fun one.
• 1:14:57
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• 1:15:47
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  So yeah, we we're, we're done with this one.
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  That's what that's That's it for this month's two beer not to.
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  Be it's time for us to go to work I guess.
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