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Wa Or Eh Wa Te Uh He Ughth: Joaquin Phoenix Cast as Joker · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  one two three Matt's just not going to join us
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  what you didn't Boop I did Boop maybe he just I did not hear at the exact same
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  time for once wow yeah my Boop was like
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  just blended with all your boops welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
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  things
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  nerdy now I want to make it very clear okay we did skip out on a podcast oh we
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  did yeah sorry and one did come out late but the lateness was not my fault yeah
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  that is true nothing ever is Luke well how late it was no it's never my fault
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  Luke wants to make it very clear nothing is ever his fault this time it
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  definitely wasn't I had something recorded I edited I put music on it
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  that's true I went away to London and I
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  didn't configure a way for anybody else to put a podcast up basically so yeah we
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  really need a contingency plan for when that happens again but uh that's all
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  right H and Luke did a good uh job uh while we were away and yeah bringing uh
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  a lot of really undeserved class to this podcast he really does you guys are very
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  funny actually and and you reminded me uh of several things
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  like for example my horse and me uh sorry my horse prins uh yes I was like
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  oh yeah I need to play that and so I've been playing that this week really
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  you've been playing that that's terrible it's so terrible but it's funny I took
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  some uh screenshots of have you played it Luke yeah I have that's why I know
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  it's terrible that [ __ ] that b you know when you get past the first level
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  and there's that bit where it like she's leaning against the wall and he's got
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  his hoof up like Le let me send you this photo Dan I was
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  wetting myself laughing this game is very funny it gets very boring very
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  quickly though oh yeah I'm sure it's the same it's the same [ __ ] over and over
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  again unless you want to pay to make it go faster I just sent your
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  photo is he getting a little rapy looks like he's blocked her in I
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  mean I do that move too but it's when I'm getting a bit rapy he says do you
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  want to be my owner oh oh
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  God cuz he's a horse with a man's face yeah so is the premise of this game that
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  he really is a horse and for some reason she just sees him as a man or he is he
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  an anthropomorphized horse I don't know not the way I L saw it when I was
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  playing it was he's actually a horse it's just she sees him with a human face
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  yeah that's that's the impression I got that's that's amazing I didn't play that
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  much of it because also I don't understand why you know the guy who runs
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  the the ranch why is he drawn like a [ __ ] 2-year-old Drew him when all the
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  rest it's not about him he but who cares about
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  him all right people just want to see a woman at a horse with a human face is he
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  Charming Matt is he a Charming horse uh he's kind of [ __ ] annoying actually
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  cuz you've got to answer questions like the way the game works is Right you've
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  got like the first level you have to feed him a bunch of carrots but he's
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  only got so much energy for eating carrots so like as he eats them his his
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  carrot eating energy goes down and to boost his energy back up you have to
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  talk to him and when you talk to him he'll go do you want to uh do you want
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  to come play in the field with me and then you have to answer like a b or c
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  and you be like no eat your [ __ ] carrots it's it and it seems fairly
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  arbitrary like the answer is just whatever it feels like the answer being
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  like if you say yes he gets sad and he goes I don't have anything for you to
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  play with and then you and it's like a bad response but then there's times when
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  you're like he's like do you like carrots and you go yes and he goes what
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  do you like about them and then you say oh they're orange and he goes yeah you
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  get it like so [ __ ] weird you have to listen to what he's saying and respond
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  you don't just pick one of the answers at random sorry luk you got to be
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  engaged with the conversation yeah see Luke's just better at dating than me I
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  guess that's the trick I I wouldn't say that that's the trick I'm probably the
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  worst at dating well I mean I'd say neither of us are experts so we got
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  quite a lot of news this week we do well it's been it's been a few weeks since we
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  were all together I mean you've you've been in the UK I was in LA for a week
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  wow Luke's been holding the forth and I've just been buming around Sydney
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  you've been in Sydney no I haven't I've been in camb he doesn't even know where
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  he lives it all merges together yeah well they're PR fairly close together do
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  you know the Olympics are on yeah the Winter Olympics the Winter Olympic that's not the
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  Olympics people keep asking me oh did you see the Olympic no I didn't I've
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  seen nothing of the Olympics didn't even know it was coming up and then someone
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  told me at work that's oh the first week's done I wouldn't even know how to
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  watch the Olympics how does one view the Olympics oh you can just use your eyes
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  like normal Dan well sure if I'm in Vladivostok wherever the [ __ ] the Winter
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  Olympics are being held South Korea right this year I don't know I I
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  literally have no idea no idea the Super Bowl was on when we were in uh London as
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  well everyone's like oh did you see a Super Bowl no I didn't see the Super
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  Bowl you know what I realized recently you know how the Super Bowl is like
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  where everyone premieres their big new ad campaigns yeah so it only just
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  occurred to me the other day whilst thinking about it that of course what
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  that means is while you're at home watching it on the television you will
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  see these new ads
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  I would be [ __ ] pumped for this movie are you guys insane that was
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  terrible it's not that first trailer was [ __ ] awful this the T trailer this
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  was all right a hell of a lot better than the last Jedi put it that way yeah
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  I I agree with that actually no this movie is going to be terrible you guys
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  are out of your mind it might it might be terrible and if it is that's fine
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  because I've seen terrible Star Wars movies now and I won't be surprised but
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  it looks a hell of a lot better than I gave it any credit for up until my yeah
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  cuz my my thoughts on this are I thought this both of these movies Last Jedi I
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  was worried it was going to be [ __ ] solo I was worried it was going to be [ __ ] I
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  watched the trailer for The Last Jedi and thought it does look [ __ ] I watched
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  this trailer for solo and I thought oh maybe it's not that bad like may I mean
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  I'm sure it's not going to be great and maybe my expectations have just been
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  [ __ ] hammered through the floor but I mean it doesn't it seems it seems all
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  right no I think they've done some unforgivable things in it they've made
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  the changed the look of the Millennium Falcon yeah and they' made it brand new
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  and no apparently not that's that's not the case it's just that
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  Lando uh looks after he he he he fancied it up he kind of you know like a like a
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  he pimped it out yeah like a Honda Civic okay like the lady lock the Lady Luck
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  was slando kin's ship in the books well those are irrelevant
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  Legends yeah mean anything I'm still calling it he's going to win it in a
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  dice battle game yeah I don't know we'll
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  see I want to see chewbaca getting whipped yeah but enough about your
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  sexual fantasy you've got PornHub for that I don't like that story you know
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  why I like I like to think they're buddies I like to think they want to be
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  together I don't like to think that he just owes him a debt because he saved him from a
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  whipping yeah well I hope they come up with something better than that they' got the
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  opportunity to come up with something cool do we need this money this money
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  [ __ ] do we need this movie absolutely not we do need the M but does it look
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  okay yeah it looks okay and Ron Howard's kind of directed like an old school
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  movie you know like [ __ ] it it looks like it's a little uh American Graffiti
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  inspired right yeah I'm hoping it keep see one of the things about the Last
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  Jedi that maybe put me off right from the bat is that it doesn't look like a
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  Star Wars movie it looks like a normal movie like not normal movie you know
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  what I mean he didn't shoot it Like a Star Wars movie where all the others
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  especially like force awakens looked exactly like a Star Wars movie so and
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  then uh did as well yeah Rogue one that's what I think they need to get
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  away from having the characters that we everyone knows and loves cuz no one's
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  going to be happy about that everyone's going to get and go with stories like
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  Rogue one yeah I think okay well here's here's something cuz I I don't disagree
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  with you Luke and obviously the next one that's actually just been confirmed now
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  is that there is going to be an Obi-Wan movie and they're going to start shooting it next
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  year here's my problem is you and McGregor I don't want it to be you and
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  McGregor and you know why why because I
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  don't want them to link to the prequels oh yeah I want all these Standalone
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  movies to be their chance to wipe the Slate clean and so far they haven't done
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  it so far haven't done anything that's directly linked to the prequels and you
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  you discussed this briefly with Hannah the other week Luke and you never
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  addressed something that I was thinking about while you were talking about it
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  you said uh you didn't like solo because
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  they shouldn't recast old characters but then the subject of Obi-Wan came up and
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  you said you and McGregor should play him because he is that character but yes
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  he got recast cuz Guinness was Obi-Wan but
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  that's been done now like now alri or
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  whatever his name is is Han Solo now it's just the same thing but I guess you
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  just got you got used to it you get used to it and if they are going to do an
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  Obi-Wan it has I think it still has to be igra because if you look at the
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  cartoon series and everything it's still it looks like him yeah I tried to watch
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  that cartoon series recently and more on that later but yeah I think so need to be him
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  but I don't know how they can do an Obi-Wan movie it's got to be him
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  watching a small boy in the desert it's just going to be creepy yeah like
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  there's nothing he can do he's just a Hermit living on a planet now you can't
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  have him running off having Adventures if his Adventure isn't trying
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  to save the Galaxy yeah unless it's like when he's a kid up to it well CU he he
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  met Quon when he was what 13 he went off with Quon when he was 13 and then maybe
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  it's him as a child maybe but yeah that's no one's asking for that movie
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  cuz Quon was also watching a little boy in the desert and yeah yeah yeah the
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  little boys in the desert Saga that's I've said before George
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  Legacy this kid isan just covered in I want to see some
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  bams dying give us that movie give us that story of how they got the death second
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  death sty plant it's basically Rogue one exactly one two yeah rogue rogue two
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  Rogue two but I think that would be a good movie and that's sort of something
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  that touches on the story that everyone knows but no one no one's got something
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  in the head of exactly what happened so you can [ __ ] what was that I'm going to get
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  a
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  remix I all I all I all
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  I I I
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  I
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  [Music]
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  I you'll be pleased to hear then Luke that
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  um there are going to be not one but two new Star Wars
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  trilogies and these won't feature anyone you've heard of one of them promises to
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  not even feature the force okay see I'm down with that as I'm
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  not down so much with Ryan Johnson doing them just because yeah I know I don't
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  like his movies but uh but I'm down with the concept yeah well like my favorite sort
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  of set of books had nothing to do with the force mhm some it wasn't even a Star
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  Wars book I to say Lord of the Rings had nothing with the
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  force no it was the X-Wing series that was just basically W genes yeah yeah and
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  then they had another one where race Squadron was no no they did the force
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  did come into it but it wasn't that wasn't what it was about you just like
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  mustaches it's what it is you do like mustaches you know I I rock a mustache
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  to but I liked enjoyed shaving I'd still have a mustache you you two have pretty
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  impressive beards both of you right now I must say Luke I mean you've had one
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  for a while but Matt yours is getting uh yours is getting like Merlin level so I
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  was in I was at a bar in London it's a karaoke bar what's not karaoke really
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  it's a it's a bar where all the staff are Music Theater students and they
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  throughout the night all of the the stuff you know the waitresses and the
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  bar stuff and everybody they'll all get up and do a song on on this little stage
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  table thing and uh so we're there uh it was fun drinking with uh some of my
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  brother-in-law's work friends and then I go to go to the toilet at one point uh
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  and you have to go past the front door and it's this couple comes in and they
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  they had like kind of like Scandinavian kind of accents so I guess they're from
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  you know somewhere up that way mhm and she goes oh my God I love your beard and
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  just starts like rubbing my beard and I was like oh have you not had that happen
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  before too and then and then so that happened for a bit and then she walks
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  off and then her boyfriend or husband or whatever [ __ ] grabs me and goes [ __ ]
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  you [ __ ] you I wish I could grow such a
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  beard and then and then just like walks off I like Jesus Christ did he come back
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  later and and say like I want you to make love to my wife no and do it like I
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  never can the other thing that happened uh the the
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  the restroom the toilet at that bar right it's got one of those attendants
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  in there um which I hate never get used to that the one that they watch your pee
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  and then you wa outside buddy you don't tip people in in England but uh so I
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  didn't so what is he doing there hands out paper towels basically but I get in
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  there right and there's a couple of people using the urinol and so I go up
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  and I'm using the urinol everyone else finishes up and goes out so it's just me
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  and then so he starts poing around the urinal at the other end and he gets
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  closer and closer to me and then kind of like goes out of my sight for a second
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  and then the [ __ ] mop just pops through my legs and then and then back
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  around I was like to be clear still on the floor right yeah oh yeah yeah yeah
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  he's he's not moing your dick I would have tipped him if he had
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  yeah but uh yeah I was just like all right actually I'm now really thinking
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  this I wouldn't mind that a guy in the toilets of pubs go
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  on it means they would probably be cleaner yeah they they were very clean
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  actually they're not the cleaners of the toilets cuz he was mopping as people
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  were using them oh that guy but that well no no no but even then if someone's
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  just in there watching people aren't going to be as big a dicks and like
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  intentionally make a mess I'm just going to sit here and watch you guys pee yeah
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  don't be a big dick feel free to have a big dick but don't be a
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  dick oh dear I wouldn't be able to go if they were there though which that's the
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  downside you mean you wouldn't be able to leave just I just can't go well speaking
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  of dicks we do have some dick news yeah uh once again submitted by CNAC Legion
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  because she's just super a lot of our dick news gets submitted by the
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  listeners which I yeah I know which I love Yeah here some uh here's a
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  jingle this is Dick news from Australia
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  as well yeah so uh the weather is a dick
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  or was a dick uh just the other day in uh over Toba so uh there was a weather system in
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  Queensland over Toba on the news uh that looks like a dick and balls and uh I
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  love it when that happens apparently people were uh thoroughly amused by it
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  yeah well the the author of this article was certainly amused by it uh to the
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  point where I have to question is this real what makes you say that because the
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  quote but from the meteorologist is uh uh we're just about to get a hammer
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  we're just about to get a hammering looks like strong penetration rapidly
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  moving likely to produce extreme wet
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  conditions I it says I I just want I just want a peer review of this that's
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  all I it doesn't say who these people are that's the thing it's got uh Niko
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  mckl noticed the system on the weather who the [ __ ] is niiko mckl and it says
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  crazy storm on a twed queen say maybe this is just Twitter looks like old was
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  about yeah this is just Twitter and I think that one that comment You' read I
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  don't think that's actually a weather reporter I think that's just okay so
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  this is just this lazy writing by the journalist here Journal can I can I get
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  some quote sound effects put in because yeah Bruce mcgan says it's about
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  to get a hammering I think these are just tweets that so I uh I don't think
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  we've actually explained what this is right anyone who can't see this
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  picture yeah it's a it's a weather pattern right whatever does anyone know
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  how these [ __ ] things work I mean I can see it obviously so I can yeah but
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  uh you know they show you how the weather's going to look over an area
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  like from above where they show that yeah they show from above and they Al so
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  heat and how warm it's going to be in places or they might use it to show Rain
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  I'm yeah I have no idea how to explain this right anyway we'll put a link in
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  the show notes go look at it it's a dick yeah it's a it's a dick in
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  balls over the uh over Toba yeah looks like it's about to [ __ ]
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  Dolby whoever that is just a tip that's
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  the uh that's the little Goblin guy from Harry Potter yeah got presented with a
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  sock and a dick listeners I know his name is Dobby
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  we're on Twitch now oh yeah watch Hannah beat LC at games on Twitch
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  M mhm yeah that's happening a lot yeah you should definitely do that we're
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  doing every Tuesday night we've decided oh really cool so that's uh Tuesday
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  morning for me this week yeah this week Hannah's going to beat me at
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  Jeopardy H what time um I'm not sure yet
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  all right probably too late early for you proba I get up early in the morning
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  maybe I can watch it can you watch reruns on Twitch yes you can you can go
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  watch our videos right now oh yeah we've got one up from February 4th and one up
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  from February 13th they stay there for a few weeks there you go and once I learn
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  how to edit I'll also put them on YouTube very good you uh you going to
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  try and break any video game records on your Twitch Channel Luke um I've thought
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  about it but you have to be really good and I probably end up just trying to to
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  take a shortcut and cheat well funny you should mention that cuz you don't
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  actually have to be that good if you cheat and apparently uh one of the
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  oldest gaming World Records mhm has been proved impossible
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  and the guy just lied basically yeah8
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  thing right you can't hold a world record where you just have to say what
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  your score was or in this case what your time was well no one ever asked him to
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  verify they just said how long did you do five 5 Seconds they're like [ __ ]
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  that's the record that cuz what happened that was back in the day back in 1982
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  they did it this guy he he this is the game dragster on the uh the old Atari
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  2600 and he there you know one of the magazines uh at the time I forget the
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  name of the magazine um you could just submit you know your records and all
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  that kind of crap uh the official fan newsletter sorry from Activision and uh
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  he sent in a letter when he was a kid back in 1982 saying he finished dragster
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  in 5.51 second kids just tell you how well they did well but the thing is it
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  wasn't a serious thing at the time I think what's happened is it was just a
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  newsletter and he said it in they've gone oh yeah cool whatever printed it
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  but then once video game records started becoming a thing I think the the
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  evidence required was a printed record of the of the time and so they've gone
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  well that was printed and they've accepted it as legit and it's kind of
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  gone under the radar in a sense well actually it hasn't gone under the radar
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  because apparently people been trying to prove it was fake for years and uh and
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  then finally but here's the thing the burden of proof shouldn't be on us to
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  prove that it's fake it's a world record it should be him to prove that he can do
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  it except it's been there for [ __ ] 40 years almost yeah was what at the time
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  cuz now like cuz all the sort of official records for all these old games
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  are sort of done by Twin Galaxies and their rules for trying to get stuff Sub
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  in and out a lot stricter than it used to be back then yeah I think at the time
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  like basically this guy just kid wrode into a magazine said oh I did this and
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  then they went oh look at little Timmy isn't he great and then at some point
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  they've gone game they've gone yeah exactly they've gone through all the old
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  magazines and they've just put them together for the for the these are the
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  best times thing and it's just gone on from there and then this guy's obviously
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  not said anything Todd Rogers no no he he's he's claiming it's legit well a
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  gentleman on the internet has put together a kind of
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  uh an automated system right to play the game uh the best way you can play it
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  kind of thing and you can't get the time that this man claims he got apparently y
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  so it seems like it was impossible so either he was mistaken as a kid or he
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  lied no no he he he still believes it is
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  possible well he's still play I mean look I'm I'm only I got to believe this
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  other guy if if anything like I I don't have the the evidence in front of me as
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  such but uh it's one of those things like a lot of the records set back then
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  people have crushed today people have been trying to beat this record or even
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  just no one's been able to even match this record and they've been trying
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  that's me and this guy's programmed a computer to play the game perfectly like
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  to get the the absolute best [ __ ] time possible in the game and you can't
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  do it you can't get the time that this guy got look this guy wants to come out
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  and prove that he can do it quick I'm more than happy to let him but it's not
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  going to happen no too old well he's
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  he's not the the actual remember um was it king of Kong yeah Billy Mitchell yeah
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  Billy Mitchell's just been C called out as a cheating as well [ __ ] knob the
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  whole I always knew it he was a knob I mean I was supposed to think that
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  after the the way that film was uh they did make him out to be more of a dick
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  than he but he still is a dick I don't tell that there's an old story online I
• 26:30
  think from something awful where someone said Billy Mitchell came to the arcade
• 26:33
  in his town to uh to look at the
• 26:37
  um I'm sure this is fake to look at someone else was kind of trying to do a
• 26:42
  Donkey Kong speedrun kind of thing and Billy Mitchell came into town and then
• 26:46
  the arcade burn
• 26:50
  down yeah um probably probably not entirely true or a coincidence well the
• 26:57
  the one thing I like is cuz who was the other guy that was
• 27:00
  trying to beat the record in King of Kong Steve weeby Steve weeby cuz he was
• 27:04
  basically said like no we're not going to accept yours you have to do it in
• 27:08
  real life and show it and everyone but then they just accepted Billy Mitchell's
• 27:11
  dodgy videotape yeah and he's still he's now also saying that's true well maybe
• 27:16
  he should come out of retirement and do it live in front of everyone as well
• 27:19
  well I think he did after king of Kong came out I'm not 100% up on that I think
• 27:24
  he did but then cuz I know WEEI beat him again and there was actually kind of a a
• 27:30
  battle going on for the top uh for a while there so and and I think someone
• 27:36
  else actually has the the world record now I don't think it's either of them
• 27:40
  two now but yeah I think it's if Billy Mitchell he may not be the first person
• 27:45
  to legitimately get a million in Donkey Kong now yeah right cuz that's what it
• 27:50
  was for wasn't the first person to go over a million or was it just the high
• 27:53
  score I think it was the high score and then like to get the kill screen cuz if
• 27:57
  you get to the kill screen screen you can't play anymore so I think it's the
• 27:59
  highest score possible yeah you got to try and yeah try and get the highest
• 28:03
  score possible while the before the game decides you don't it doesn't want you to
• 28:07
  play anymore which just seems weird to me for listeners who don't know the the
• 28:10
  the old arcade cabinets only had so much memory in them and so after a while it
• 28:15
  runs out of memory and there's no more levels and so the final level they call
• 28:20
  it the kill screen is actually a kind of a garbled mess uh and then you can't get any
• 28:26
  further than that if you if you want to know more about it watch the king of
• 28:30
  Kong it's actually very funny you''ll be surprised how [ __ ] ridiculous people
• 28:35
  playing video games can get [ __ ] drama it's actually a good documentary
• 28:39
  and also the Nibbler one's interesting as well the Nibbler yeah have you seen the the one
• 28:45
  about Nibbler sounds like a documentary about some sex pervert please please
• 28:49
  tell me the documentary is called the Nibbler I can't remember what it's
• 28:54
  called Confessions of a Nibbler I
• 29:02
  nibler it's about the first guy who got a billion Jes and then he found out man
• 29:08
  versus Snake Man versus snake that's good that's just as good that's just as good
• 29:15
  as a kid he was the first person to get over a billion on on the game but then
• 29:20
  he found out that someone else in Spain had actually beaten his high score and
• 29:24
  he never knew about it and so he actually comes back out of retirement to
• 29:29
  try and beat it that's cool and does he all right man versus snake no spoilers
• 29:35
  give and then it's been beaten no spoilers he does do times
• 29:41
  over it has been two weeks so what do you expect yeah yeah it's been well over two
• 29:47
  weeks speaking of two weeks yeah right a
• 29:51
  movie came out this week yes it did now black panther no no spoilers yet you've
• 29:57
  got another week to go and see yeah I haven't seen it yet because when I got
• 30:00
  to the cinema Rowdy black teens threatened
• 30:04
  me stop it oh man this movie
• 30:09
  [ __ ] people piss me off no black people are not beating up white people
• 30:13
  at screenings of black panther everybody I actually I I saw with my own eyes
• 30:17
  somebody on Instagram uh Marvel had shared a post about Black Panther and
• 30:21
  someone had commented saying I want to go see it but I'm scared I'll get beaten
• 30:24
  up and then everyone was like no it's no one's beating anybody up it's [ __ ]
• 30:29
  [ __ ] on the internet making [ __ ] up like unbelievable you know guys I'm
• 30:34
  starting to feel like maybe there shouldn't be an internet maybe you know internet is
• 30:40
  terrible we had it here to expand our
• 30:44
  minds and Consciousness and to we got it for
• 30:48
  porn we've abused it expand our
• 30:53
  minds yeah no we don't deserve comment sections we don't deserve to be able to
• 30:58
  post whatever we're thinking and then claim yeah yes y that needs to stop social
• 31:05
  part of it needs to stop we haven't done it right so let's just stop that part
• 31:10
  still use it for other stuffff like porn I'm going to use it right now to tell
• 31:14
  you listeners that you should go and see black panther because it's very good
• 31:17
  yeah I uh I really enjoyed it what did you it is did you like it Luke yeah I
• 31:21
  did um the few bits I found silly um one thing I wish they had a double down on
• 31:28
  is that when they were in wakanda I wish they had have continued to not speak
• 31:33
  English yes I agree actually I've actually I know why they did it I read
• 31:37
  an explanation for why they have the accent that they have because they
• 31:40
  didn't want them to sound in any way British or American or anything because
• 31:44
  wakanda is this kind of African uh civilization that was never conquered so
• 31:50
  they don't have a a kind of colonialized accent or anything like
• 31:55
  that but I also found that the sometimes made the jokes a bit
• 32:00
  clunky um but I mean it was fine it's just it was a little odd and yeah I
• 32:05
  don't understand why they spoke English yeah exactly at home yeah like there's
• 32:08
  no reason for them I can understand when they were in other parts of the world
• 32:11
  speaking English but the second they go home yeah and they're talking about
• 32:15
  doing the shopping yeah that should beze every Hollywood movie for that yeah I
• 32:21
  know I know why do they speak English on Asgard yeah but this one I think they
• 32:27
  should should have gone for it yeah I cuz they well that's the thing they went
• 32:31
  for this film goes places I didn't expect I thought this was going to be a
• 32:36
  another [ __ ] cookie cutter movie like the the Marvel on Earth superhero movies
• 32:43
  I'm kind of getting a bit bored of them cuz they're like they they're fine it's
• 32:47
  just that they're all a bit Samy like you know Spider-Man was fine it was just
• 32:51
  you know but this one goes places I didn't expect and it's like the the
• 32:56
  superhero stuff is kind of almost secondary like this was just a really good
• 33:00
  story and uh yeah it surprised me and they didn't shy away from uh some of the
• 33:06
  political and kind of racial stuff so yeah [ __ ] thumbs up man it's good
• 33:12
  movie yeah man I'm going to I'm going to check it out this week like they even
• 33:14
  sort of do touch on like the whole the whole question people got like you con
• 33:18
  you've got all this technology why aren't you helping yes anyone and it's a
• 33:21
  big theme of the and they they address it yep it's very interesting we'll talk
• 33:26
  more about it uh in a couple next week or yeah whenever whenever Dan's seen it
• 33:31
  next week's fine well as long as Dan has seen it no I'll spoil it for him you
• 33:36
  know what speaking of spoilers I've really changed my tune on spoilers in
• 33:41
  the last few months and it was something that [ __ ] something that we
• 33:44
  discussed here on the podcast about how like situation the mood you're in the
• 33:50
  hype that's been there everything contributes to whether you enjoy the
• 33:53
  film or not yeah and I've actually started putting to this to to the test I
• 33:58
  I've started reading synopses of movies before I watch them and I find I enjoy
• 34:03
  them much more yeah I read an article we might have discussed this already that's
• 34:08
  by the psychologist that said um you if you go into a film and there's a
• 34:14
  Twist you might like the twist or you might not like the twist if you don't
• 34:18
  like the twist but you already know about it you'll enjoy it more because
• 34:22
  you won't get that kind of negative from the from it so overall you will enjoy a
• 34:28
  film more if you know what's going to happen well one thing I don't understand
• 34:31
  is people get very upset about spoilers but they'll watch
• 34:36
  trailers that is a spoiler they show you exactly a scen shots that are going to
• 34:40
  happen in the movie it's a spoiler you can't yeah cuz the other thing too is if
• 34:44
  we if there's a film with a Twist like say like Primal Fear you know that movie
• 34:47
  Primal Fear with Richard Gear and uh and
• 34:50
  what's his name Edward Norton Ed yeah I really love that film and I loved it
• 34:56
  when I saw it at the time I saw it when I was a kid at the theater but I enjoy
• 34:59
  watching it now even I know the twist is coming but I just [ __ ] love savoring
• 35:02
  that moment when the when the twist comes like so it's almost like knowing
• 35:08
  that it's going to happen doesn't really matter because you can still appreciate
• 35:12
  it you know yeah cuz the characters don't know the twist is coming right yes
• 35:17
  and and but that I think that film is a good example it's just done so well that
• 35:21
  when it comes you're like oh yeah that is a great film I think people are just
• 35:28
  they they're expected to be upset about spoilers now because that's that's a
• 35:31
  thing so everyone just gets upset complains about it but I I always I
• 35:36
  always wanted to know nothing about a movie and I would purposely not watch
• 35:41
  trailers and I don't know I really I've really changed my tune yeah but the
• 35:47
  people who are getting upset like they're not you I'm talking about the
• 35:50
  ones that are on the internet complaining about spoilers they're on
• 35:53
  the internet I think uh if I had known about some of the stuff in the last Jedi
• 35:58
  I probably would have been able to enjoy it a bit more because I would have you
• 36:01
  know like layia flying and all that [ __ ] I think if I'd known that was going to
• 36:04
  happen I wouldn't have been so by it when I saw it yeah like well yeah and I
• 36:10
  think yes I can agree with that because
• 36:13
  when you saw her basically die yeah it it didn't she didn't fly straight after
• 36:19
  that it was a little while long so i' gone through all the levels I got to I
• 36:25
  got grieved I was the denial I got to except and then she came back and then you got
• 36:30
  to anger yeah right well I tell you I
• 36:35
  was
• 36:39
  suffering I uh I'm reading the June books right and uh they're they're
• 36:45
  pretty dense these these books are
• 36:47
  [ __ ] they um and I I was I I knew what the first one was about because I'd
• 36:54
  read a review that kind of went into spoiler territory right um so I I knew
• 37:01
  what happened at the end I knew where it went and yeah it had been more than 2
• 37:04
  weeks uh since it was published in 1965 so spoilers were out and I enjoyed it
• 37:11
  very well I started the second book June Messiah and and felt I've never felt so
• 37:16
  much like a book was willing me to fail you know
• 37:22
  and so I I read I went and read the synopsis I know what happens now and now
• 37:27
  I'm just enjoying reading it I'm not going wait wait what who's this what now
• 37:32
  I'm just [ __ ] enjoying the story because it's not what happens it's how
• 37:36
  it happens yeah I'm reading um Foundation by Isaac azimov which I
• 37:43
  believe uh he began it in the 1930s and he wrote it as it's a bunch of short
• 37:48
  stories kind of that he wrote for for magazines and things and you it's kind
• 37:53
  of collected into a novel like it works as a novel at the end but he wrote it
• 37:57
  from like like the 30s through to I think maybe even the ' 80s uh before he
• 38:04
  died and it is so [ __ ] ahead of like
• 38:09
  it surprises me that he wrote some of this stuff back then like he was just so
• 38:14
  [ __ ] on the ball like it's you know there's some stuff
• 38:18
  like John Carter of Mars or some of Ray Bradbury's stuff which is a little bit
• 38:22
  uh it's it's kind of goofy almost cuz they they thought oh you could just
• 38:26
  catch a rock up to Mars and walk around and stuff like that like and then you
• 38:30
  get superpowers cuz the gravity Mar princess yeah like that's that you
• 38:35
  accept it because it was written back then but azimo stuff is very like it
• 38:38
  holds up like yeah John John kind of got to Mars because he fell asleep in a cave
• 38:43
  I'll just remind you like Foundation I feel like this could have been written
• 38:48
  like this year by somebody even it's about um the galactics Empire is about
• 38:54
  this they developed this ability through mathematics to predict what's going to
• 38:58
  happen like through statistics then then these people uh they study this for you
• 39:03
  know thousands of years I guess and they come up with these equations to
• 39:07
  determine the future based on you know just maths and this guy figures out that
• 39:12
  the the Empire is going to fail and so he assembles this uh group of scientists
• 39:16
  to put together an encyclopedia it's called I think the encyclopedia
• 39:19
  Galactica um so that because he knows that statistically uh if they can put
• 39:24
  this encyclopedia together that way people won't lose all of the knowledge
• 39:28
  once all the wars finish uh and then it'll only take a thousand years for
• 39:32
  them to rebuild instead of millions and that's basically what it's about it's
• 39:36
  [ __ ] awesome yeah it sounds great man asof is uh is next level yeah
• 39:42
  [Laughter] dead I'd say he's geek of the week except he didn't die recently and uh
• 39:49
  we've got another geek of the week I noticed we do have a geek of the week
• 39:53
  geek of the week I uh no one run this past me look Luke if you want once I've
• 39:58
  told you this story you can chime in and and discredit this this geek of the week
• 40:03
  if you feel it's unjust but um this geek
• 40:07
  of the week comes from an article I read and the headline is this blind
• 40:14
  bisexual Goose stuck in love triangle
• 40:17
  with two swans dies aged
• 40:22
  40 what I love the way this article is written I know it's amazing [ __ ]
• 40:27
  amazing the way that it unfolds is just one heartbreak after another it's
• 40:33
  written let me read you this Luke mhm Thomas from Wan I'm going to pronounce
• 40:37
  it that way even though it's Wan seems right seems right Thomas Zeal from W
• 40:42
  yeah in in New Zealand fell in love with a Black Swan named Henry and went on to
• 40:46
  spend the next 24 years with him but things got messy when a young female
• 40:49
  swan called Henrietta swooped in and stole Henry's heart Thomas quickly
• 40:53
  became the third whe but instead of moving on he decided to help the new
• 40:57
  couple will raise their 68 signets over the next 6
• 41:01
  years it's a duck yeah Mommy why Isom
• 41:06
  still here
• 41:10
  yeah just why why is he why does Thomas look at you that way
• 41:16
  mommy but uh but then it goes on his happiness came to an end when Henry died
• 41:21
  in 2009 and Henrietta flew off with another Swan leaving Thomas alone
• 41:28
  he eventually went on to Father his own babies but they were stolen by another goose named
• 41:34
  George what Thomas was taken to the Wellington
• 41:41
  Bird Rehabilitation trust in 2013 as his health slowly
• 41:45
  deteriorated as well as making other blind bird friends to spend his days
• 41:48
  with Thomas helped Foster a young couple of Signet along the
• 41:53
  way that was for nostalgic reason but they said that was for
• 41:58
  nostalgic reasons and boy did he do a good job they [ __ ] yeah oh he just he always said
• 42:04
  that he he just felt like uh it warmed his heart to help children like he had
• 42:09
  back in the day to close it off Thomas will be buried next to Henry at the
• 42:13
  place they called home following a public ceremony later this
• 42:17
  month love so uh with Luke's permission cor on the cob and if it wasn't there
• 42:22
  when they put him back into his house at night he was not happy
• 42:29
  so um Thomas the blind bisexual Goose you're our gig of the
• 42:36
  week we
• 42:43
  no no I don't think he [ __ ] you Luke that's as heartwarming as stories come
• 42:48
  no no am I going to have to play the jingle backwards again I've done that
• 42:51
  before he's not my geek of a week why he could be your geek of a week but it's
• 42:56
  two out of three so he gets it but I'm still not happy what's what's your problem with
• 43:01
  Thomas mat have you noticed how subversive Luke has become on this
• 43:05
  podcast lat I know he's gone Rogue he is gone I like it I like it too he's adding
• 43:12
  a bit of conflict missing story he's the new Dave yeah that's right oh God help
• 43:18
  us I'm going to have to disagree fellas yeah you're a [ __ ] shut your mouth
• 43:24
  Thomas was a [ __ ] and he died a [ __ ]
• 43:32
  just Thomas the story didn't do anything for me [ __ ] you are dead inside mate
• 43:38
  Thomas didn't raise my kids can I uh can I tell you guys about
• 43:45
  a a [ __ ] hilarious story that I read this week you guys know the author r d
• 43:51
  right yeah author of uh children's books and uh lesser known as the author of
• 43:55
  some James Bond films um his last words do you know what his last words
• 44:01
  were no okay so they were almost really nice right so he's he's lying there in
• 44:08
  his deathbed and all his family are around him he's in the hospital and just
• 44:13
  just before he dies he says to everyone I'm not scared but I'm going to miss you
• 44:20
  all so much and then he slipped into unconsciousness and the nurse came over
• 44:26
  to give him an injection of morphine to ease his transition and as she put the
• 44:32
  needle in he said ow
• 44:36
  [ __ ] and that was his last
• 44:40
  words that's [ __ ]
• 44:46
  amazing I I want them to be my last words as well it probably will be as I
• 44:51
  rape you to death I saw uh I saw a few movies on
• 44:57
  planes I don't want to spend a lot of time on them but I would like to see
• 45:01
  want to spend a lot of time on planes no I don't I
• 45:05
  don't uh I saw three films baby driver M
• 45:10
  King Arthur and the mummy have a guess which ones are those I liked and which I
• 45:14
  didn't ah look I've seen driver King Arthur mommy you you you put it in the
• 45:20
  order of your ranking I'm going I'm going to have to
• 45:24
  correct you on that that's not accurate are you saying that that's the order in
• 45:28
  ascending order or in descending order Luke baby driver being the best or the
• 45:31
  worst that is the order in which I watched them mhm on the plane that has
• 45:36
  nothing to do with my feelings about them okay did you f on yeah I've seen them
• 45:43
  all I've seen them all okay two out of these three I watched on a plane also
• 45:48
  okay yeah I flew nor not seen any of them um all right fine
• 45:53
  I'm look it's I'm G say you didn't like the mummy I'm going to say you didn't
• 45:58
  like the mummy as well because I've just heard terrible
• 46:02
  terrible things about that that's true I did not like the mummy yeah yeah
• 46:07
  the yeah it's got an actor you're probably like in it but uh other than
• 46:12
  that mmy yeah oh yeah Nick Johnson yeah sorry Nick Miller Nick Miller yeah Nick
• 46:18
  Miller um after moving out of his share house has uh has
• 46:23
  joined yeah the mommy is [ __ ] abysmal and turned it off uh I was on a plane I
• 46:29
  couldn't look away uh and I I still turned it off I've powered through
• 46:34
  because I was like I got nothing else to do yeah like I turn this off and I'm
• 46:38
  just sitting here so whatever um I just watch movies to try and sleep through so
• 46:43
  I actually hated baby driver as well which was really disappointing to me
• 46:47
  because I love Edgar Wright and everyone had told me this movie was good um wow
• 46:53
  and maybe this goes back to what I was just saying about hype ruining things for me
• 46:57
  um I I went in this and just kind of
• 47:01
  came out of it just I don't know yeah well this was a movie that's sort of a
• 47:07
  bit away from what he normally does isn't it I haven't seen it's very much in his
• 47:12
  style it's less overall yeah yeah it wasn't as funny overall but I really
• 47:19
  liked baby driver like yeah I liked it a lot so you liked King Arthur the best no
• 47:26
  no I didn't so you like the worst what the [ __ ] was this movie
• 47:31
  trying to be it was a [ __ ] mess I got the mummy was a breath of fresh air
• 47:37
  after King arur swear to God that's why you didn't think the mummy that's why
• 47:41
  you made it to the end of the Mummy probably I was like King Arthur
• 47:45
  was I was like well it had some stuff that I liked like and it it was it was
• 47:51
  pretty in parts and it and but then what a [ __ ] mess yeah
• 47:57
  yeah just G if if you're out there listening and and you haven't seen King
• 48:02
  Arthur but you're aware of the story of King arur but you you felt it should
• 48:06
  have more witches and things and that you think it should star some pro
• 48:10
  football players then this is the movie for you what David Beckham is in this movie it's
• 48:16
  like like it's a guy Richie film right and so it's got bits like that are kind
• 48:21
  of like you know snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels uh but then at
• 48:26
  other times it's just like a [ __ ] mess of a fantasy film like the start of
• 48:29
  it was I was so confused about what was going on at the start because it does
• 48:34
  it's just it's just messy like it's I'm going to go out there and say that I
• 48:39
  don't know that anyone's ever made a good King Arthur movie Excalibur was all
• 48:44
  right from me Excalibur doesn't date very well in terms of I haven't seen it since I was a
• 48:49
  kid [ __ ] long uh I get bored in it when I watch
• 48:54
  it now uh okay yeah why are we still making King Arthur
• 48:59
  movies yeah I guess that's what it comes down to doesn't it does anyone give a
• 49:03
  [ __ ] about King Arthur make movies about something that exists yeah and you know
• 49:07
  and you know what you know why they can is because he's in the public domain
• 49:11
  yeah don't have to pay anyone to uh oh [ __ ] I read a fact this week right do
• 49:16
  you guys know that is illegal to take a photograph of the Eiffel Tower at
• 49:22
  night without paying royalties to the guy no to the family of the guy who put
• 49:28
  the lights on it well that's a problem cuz I've almost certainly got photos of
• 49:33
  it the lights yeah cuz here's the thing so not the person who designed it that
• 49:37
  is well and truly out of copyright so here's the thing copyright copyright law
• 49:41
  in Europe states that 70 years after the death of the creator of anything is fair
• 49:47
  game right most places in the entire world that doesn't account for buildings
• 49:54
  because there's a thing called a Skyline Clause basically if you create something
• 49:58
  that's just part of your city then it's it's fair game uh France opted out of
• 50:03
  having a law like that and so for years it was actually in breach of copyright
• 50:08
  to photograph the Eiffel Tower at all right but it's been more than 70 years
• 50:14
  since the death of the creator of the Eiffel Tower but it has not been since
• 50:19
  the death of the guy who put the lights on which was uh in the 30s so uh you
• 50:24
  can't photograph it at night that's interesting yeah I didn't know that it's
• 50:31
  ridiculous it is ridiculous maybe I should edit out the bit where iy that's
• 50:35
  why I detest copyright laws oh copyright
• 50:38
  yeah it's stupid I know we need them but do we no we don't we don't we don't need
• 50:44
  them we need something similar to them we need something in place of them yeah
• 50:49
  yes they were originally just designed so that artists could make money off
• 50:53
  their work for a couple of years like it wasn't meant to be this [ __ ] [ __ ]
• 50:56
  where I invented a thing you can never use it yeah it's supposed to be no one
• 50:59
  can capitalize on your idea until you've made the money back that took you to
• 51:03
  develop that idea right yeah um just quickly before we move on I
• 51:09
  wanted to say something really quickly about the mummy I think this might be
• 51:13
  the worst Tom Cruz performance ever yeah he was [ __ ] awful almost
• 51:20
  mesmerizingly awful in this and normally like Tom Cruz is not he's not my
• 51:24
  favorite actor he's not even a very good actor really but he's solid and he does
• 51:30
  I think the problem with this film he he's not playing Tom Cruz he's trying to
• 51:36
  play like a goofy kind ofra kind of character TR to be Nick Miller's
• 51:40
  offsider God it was [ __ ] awful yeah like that isn't he trying to play
• 51:45
  someone who's like 20 or 30 years younger than what he actually is yeah
• 51:49
  but that's fine cuz he's like he's in good shape and I that's fine it's just
• 51:53
  that the he's a bit zany in it it like a bit Goofy and funny but
• 51:59
  just don't know why he agreed to do a movie like this surely Tom Cruz a
• 52:05
  doesn't do movies for the money and B is at a point in his career where he can
• 52:09
  only basically pick big star vehicles for himself do you know what I mean like
• 52:13
  he loved the Jack Reacher novels so he wants to be in them wasn't the thing
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  about this movie though was he basically went in and just said we're doing
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  everything my way I think that's probably what happens with every Tom
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  Cruz movie I know that this was Alex curtzman
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  first directorial job like he he's a
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  writer he wrote a lot of uh the JJ Abram Star Trek stuff and he wrote uh I think
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  he may written the island and and some other stuff for Michael B um he's a
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  writer and this is the first film he directed and I read remember we we might
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  have talked about this at the time I read an article that said that he had
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  to I think Tom Cruz helped him a lot because he didn't have a lot of
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  experience okay so maybe that's where that's coming from from uh but [ __ ] it's
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  just it was more watchable than King Arthur like CU it didn't it just wasn't
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  all over the place it was just not very good like it it was fairly
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  straightforward the the movie you know it's just not great uh whereas King
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  Arthur was like went out of its way to [ __ ] annoy me to be awful exactly
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  yeah because the problem is King Arthur tried a bunch of stuff that didn't work
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  I think I feel like whereas the mommy didn't try anything new it just wasn't
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  good Awful yeah so it was more watchable have they given up on that monster
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  universe now I don't know they might planning almost certainly yes because
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  you've got uh Russell Crow is Dr Jackal and Mr Hyde in this MH uh he he was all
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  right I guess and uh and they set up vampires and and the you know the the
• 53:53
  Creature from the Black Lagoon and all that stuff so no one really cares about
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  them anymore I do like at all people who
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  count all right their target audience isn't you their targeted audience is lots of
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  people they've proved that with this how dare you they have proved
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  that they did not this Alex curtzman Al no not really but just speaking of
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  people that used to write for Star Trek and then do other things
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  sorry it's a really roundabout segue certainly not the worst we've ever
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  had so I I watched Star Trek generations
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  earlier in the week oh oh I like that movie I think [ __ ] I like it too Luke
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  you're going rogue again you [ __ ] going against going again that one's
• 54:45
  just been a while since I saw there a way Kirk dies no look a
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  hero no he knew he was always going to
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  die alone yep and he doesn't so when I first saw this obviously when I was like
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  14 years old uh I had no idea that it was written by Ronald D Moore um because
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  I had no idea who that was at the time and because he had didn't know that
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  either written Battle Star Galactica at that point so wouldn't have by him now
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  yeah just now it was and when you when you watch it now it it does have a lot
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  of those kind of themes that Ronald
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  brought into the BSG series and I really like it look star Che Generations is
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  it's basically I mean it just looks like an episode of Star Trek yes all of the
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  Next Generation films have a particular look I mean it just it looks like a
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  midday special but just the the story and the the concept of the Nexus and and
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  and uh you've got [ __ ] Malcolm mcdow's character sain you know just
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  trying to get back into it and but then you've just got [ __ ] data
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  with his human chip added in and oh yeah could have done without that ridiculous
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  stuff on the side but even so yeah I like Generations it's got uh it's got
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  two things I like in it three things I like in it Wy Goldberg
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  William William Shatner Patrick Stewart and Malcolm mcdal can't go wrong I know
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  it's a great cast it's like you know which who's the best Captain you don't
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  have to pick they're both in this one yeah there you go yep chain way is not
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  in it who's the worst the guy came after cook we'll show him at the start
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  yeah yeah Jan way was the best Captain uh no no she wasn't captain of the I
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  haven't seen a lot of uh Voyager but I I did like what I saw I should watch more
• 56:45
  Voyer is my favorite series of all the Star Trek yeah it looks a bit more uh
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  serious I guess if that's I just finished watching it yeah right a few
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  months ago just had it on while I was playing gam seen a lot of Voyager
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  haven't seen a lot of Deep Space 9 yeah they are on Netflix here anyway I don't
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  know about Deep Space 9 I wasn't a fan of H that was just a ripoff of Babylon 5
• 57:07
  they tried to add a nine to it to say it's bigger more higher than five yeah
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  good point almost almost twice as good uh we
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  uh have you guys both seen Justice League yeah yeah yeah yeah okay we've
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  discussed it yeah no no I just couldn't remember if you'd all seen it um
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  um we don't have to talk about this too much I just read an interesting thing
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  the other day apparently uh apparently Zack Snyder was actually fired from the
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  the whole project the whole DC Universe project but then because of the thing
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  with his daughter nobody wanted to say anything at the time and that's why they
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  said that he yeah apparently they fired it because he just made a [ __ ]
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  terrible movie made a couple of them but uh yeah yeah so that's kind of I'd love to
• 57:55
  see his cut of it then there isn't one you won't yeah no no but I'd love to see
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  it now just like [ __ ] you and this is where I would have done but they screwed
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  me over but I love it I love it that he leaves seemingly because his daughter
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  commits suicide J Sweden comes in to clean up the mess finishes the film
• 58:15
  everyone criticizes it CU it's [ __ ] and it was then all of these [ __ ] Zack
• 58:20
  Snider fans come out and go release the Snider car we know it's in there we know
• 58:24
  it's great and they're like guys we were just being polite okay he [ __ ]
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  sucked the studio has quoted this film
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  his cut to have been unwatchable so sn's been the one that's
• 58:41
  sort of been putting together their Universe isn't it yeah well apparently
• 58:45
  yeah that's the whole point is he got fired from the whole thing now he's
• 58:47
  still uh and because people said oh he still listed his producer on things like
• 58:51
  yeah well he will be because yeah that's right he's still got points cuz yeah
• 58:55
  he's sign on for it we still have to put him there but he's not actually going to
• 58:58
  be coming on set anymore that's I think that's the that's the truth of it don't let him on
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  set he'll he'll just start directing yeah he'll do a George Lucas
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  turn up and just [ __ ] direct your movie for you apparently that happens
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  all the time now yeah but I I guess that even even with his Advanced Career Ron
• 59:19
  Howard still can't go [ __ ] off
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  George yeah yeah I read the there was a story that George Lucas showed up uh and
• 59:30
  said why doesn't Han do this and then now Han does whatever it was is that
• 59:35
  that's the story I read is he does he climb into a
• 59:39
  fridge hey Steven has admitted that that was his idea he said look blame George
• 59:44
  for a lot of it but don't blame him for that actually I didn't think that was
• 59:50
  that bad no neither did that was the [ __ ] that was the only okay scene in
• 59:54
  that whole movie I thought that was sort of a bit that that was an indie thing
• 59:59
  yeah I was fine with that there was a lot I wasn't fine with but that was with
• 1:00:04
  yeah but you guys speaking of the DC Universe do you know that uh Todd
• 1:00:09
  Phillips the guy who does the uh
• 1:00:12
  hangover movies and uh road trip Etc is doing the Joker
• 1:00:19
  movie really yeah all right and he has
• 1:00:23
  apparently just cast Wen Phoenix huh okay cuz this is the weird thing
• 1:00:29
  where they're still going to have their universe but then they're also going to
• 1:00:32
  have just other stand loans that aren't part of it and people aren't going to get
• 1:00:38
  confused yes apparently I think also if you buy into this whole playing The
• 1:00:43
  Joker makes you want to commit suicide I think we could probably say goodbye to W
• 1:00:48
  Phoenix then he he is not very good at uh at not wanting to commit suicide yeah
• 1:00:54
  at separating himself from his role
• 1:00:58
  yeah interesting I'm I'm happy they didn't go with DiCaprio look I think
• 1:01:03
  he'll probably be very good uh as the Joker he was very good in in Gladiator
• 1:01:07
  as a I knew you going to go there I knew we were going to go to Gladiator he's
• 1:01:11
  [ __ ] good in Gladiator no he is he is because Gladiator is a great film damn
• 1:01:16
  right it is no but he is excellent together
• 1:01:21
  yeah never wanted to watch a guy [ __ ] his sister more
• 1:01:30
  yeah I'll uh yeah I'm sure ja Fenix will be a great Joker if he survives the
• 1:01:34
  process I don't know about the director that seems like an odd choice but hey
• 1:01:39
  whatever I don't think I'm going to go see it all right I'm calling it now movie
• 1:01:45
  pass I go see anything don't wait for my review of this
• 1:01:50
  movie all right you got to heard here first listeners yeah not going to watch
• 1:01:55
  the movie do not wait if you're waiting right now you're wasting your time yeah
• 1:01:59
  go see it without [Laughter] him did you see I know you saw it
• 1:02:06
  because I sent it to you uh does it I wanted to know does it concern you at
• 1:02:10
  all Luke as new streamers on the
• 1:02:15
  internet uh Hannah and yourself does it concern you that a man tried to murder
• 1:02:20
  Gavin Free the other day well it concerns me just as he human
• 1:02:26
  being interesting go on someone that someone was nearly murdered that's fair
• 1:02:31
  fair enough calling me out on that yeah fair enough
• 1:02:35
  y but that this is a bit crazy so gav
• 1:02:40
  free big in Rost the teth and also
• 1:02:44
  slow-mo guys um had a bit of a fan who was in love with his girlfriend but
• 1:02:49
  didn't like Gavin yeah so hatch the plan to it's hard to like someone when you're
• 1:02:54
  in love with their girlfriend I will point out Meg is also famous
• 1:02:59
  herself like yes so uh she she used to be part of R now she's a cosplayer and
• 1:03:05
  does yes they're both very well known in
• 1:03:09
  the in the industry if yeah big YouTube so he drove 11 hours from Albuquerque to
• 1:03:16
  the couple's home they live in Texas yeah and he's basically he was going
• 1:03:21
  there to kill Gavin yep and so me would become his wife he
• 1:03:28
  said he wanted Gavin to die alone with no children it's very specific yeah he
• 1:03:34
  wrote it in his phone apparently had a bunch of notes want to die alone not
• 1:03:37
  even with any children
• 1:03:40
  around like okay uh he said he he his
• 1:03:44
  his notes in his phone said that he uh he was into Meg Megan tney rather I
• 1:03:50
  don't know her so I probably shouldn't call her Meg that's what she goes goes by me yeah
• 1:03:56
  that's what she goes by on the internet uh H and that yeah he was going to kill
• 1:04:00
  Gavin so presumably so that they could beat together which that always seems
• 1:04:05
  like an odd plan to me yeah yeah well sort of seems weird about he drove 11
• 1:04:11
  hours but then got there and just shot the window to get in yeah yeah he had 11
• 1:04:16
  hours to come up with a better way to get in that window [ __ ] what if he
• 1:04:19
  hadn't like Jesus Christ yeah true that's [ __ ] terrifying but here's the
• 1:04:24
  thing load early he also had 11 hours to come up with a better
• 1:04:30
  plan I mean like it's not like when you kill a king you become the King right
• 1:04:35
  when you kill somebody's boyfriend you you you the girl is not obliged to yeah
• 1:04:41
  thanks for doing me a favor yeah yeah well I guess I'm with me guess I'm your
• 1:04:46
  girlfriend now crazed killer yeah it's like the quickening he absorbs Gavin's
• 1:04:52
  Powers he absorbs Gavin's girlfriend don't know how people can get that in
• 1:04:58
  their head and that's cuz that's not even like you can't even go like chrom a
• 1:05:03
  passion that's he drove 11 hours that's that's a lot of time to think about
• 1:05:08
  it yeah if if nothing else you could think about it the several times you'd
• 1:05:14
  have to stop and fill up with gas you know yeah yeah man well no no it is
• 1:05:20
  scary what people do to people who are sort of famous
• 1:05:27
  yeah a lot of these YouTubers and streamers they're not rich no no there's
• 1:05:33
  another guy called ELO Elohim is his tag
• 1:05:36
  on Twitch okay what you're not supposed to say the name of God Matt but go on oh
• 1:05:42
  is that what that is all right sorry yeah didn't even know no that's all right just
• 1:05:47
  apologize uh to our Jewish listeners
• 1:05:51
  sorry I had no idea anyway this guy uh
• 1:05:55
  uh this streamer that I mentioned he had somebody he who should not be named yeah
• 1:06:00
  show Voldemort showed up had someone show up at his house and lo knock at the
• 1:06:06
  door uh somebody who had just walked 25 miles from the airport uh to his house
• 1:06:12
  uh from Singapore flew in from Singapore walked 25 miles with his luggage to the
• 1:06:18
  guy's house knocked on the door and said oh yeah I came to stay with you guys
• 1:06:22
  just some guy from the internet who liked his streams yeah the internet's
• 1:06:26
  got to stop got to stop yeah I want to bring something up go
• 1:06:30
  on Matt what didn't you once have a little bit of a crush on a YouTuber and
• 1:06:36
  managed to find out her address we're going there we're going there are we I'm
• 1:06:41
  going there it's not so much that I managed to find it out it's that
• 1:06:45
  somebody [ __ ] posted it like I can't I can't be the for what my eyes see on
• 1:06:51
  the no I didn't can't be held responsible for what my eyes see on the a
• 1:06:56
  screenshot and yeah I did so what I didn't go to a house did I I just but
• 1:07:02
  you kept the option open what what by not removing my legs so that I couldn't
• 1:07:08
  like look I'm probably not going to go to a house I'm probably not going to
• 1:07:13
  stalk her but if I'm ever in the situation where getting to Dodge's house
• 1:07:18
  is going to get me out of a jam oh [ __ ] we're naming her
• 1:07:22
  now [ __ ] hell look I met her at PAX
• 1:07:26
  East it was fine after that no police were involved at all chares dropped
• 1:07:32
  there was a an incident at that Pax I'm not quite sure what it was but there was
• 1:07:37
  an incident involving her Matt you need to stop talking
• 1:07:43
  immediately Matt you need to shut up until we have spoken to our legal
• 1:07:47
  representative they did a panel they did a panel and it got held up because uh
• 1:07:52
  apparently someone had said something threatening to
• 1:07:56
  [ __ ] someone a friend of a friend you know [ __ ] but no this is the problem as
• 1:08:01
  we was talking the internet we're not doing it right we're people are trying
• 1:08:06
  to entertain and people are seeing this entertainment as I'm a part of their
• 1:08:10
  life which that's not how entertainment works right no but everyone you're a
• 1:08:16
  part of my life and I love you all send dickpics to [ __ ] 4 at Snapchat and uh
• 1:08:22
  everything else or vagina or titpics and forget if you see me anywhere I will
• 1:08:27
  give you a hug it's even a little weird right cuz we have we did this podcast
• 1:08:31
  right and then people we know listen to it and so it's even a little weird when
• 1:08:35
  like if I know people very well right and we meet up for a drink and they
• 1:08:39
  already know stuff I don't have to tell them like it's it's a little weird yeah
• 1:08:43
  I go oh you been doing this oh yeah I know I heard the podcast it's like oh
• 1:08:47
  all right that's weird so yeah and then with [ __ ]
• 1:08:53
  complete strangers it's it's just I can imagine so uh yeah don't show up at my
• 1:09:00
  house please please don't shoot me you can show up at his
• 1:09:05
  house shoot in his windows just don't shoot luk we like him a lot that's all
• 1:09:11
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