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Hair Style Gone WRONG 8-14-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jerry, Katie and Josh one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, it's been a minute since I've done a
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  Speaker 2: Fat America for you guys. You want a fat America? Yea, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: This one's pretty wild to me. KFC and Oreo have
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  Speaker 2: collaborated to create a chicken fried chicken cookie. Cookie has
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  Speaker 2: typical Oreo chocolate wafers, but isn't fried directly. Instead, the
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  Speaker 2: cream inside is the whole eleven herbs and spices flavor.
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  Speaker 2: There's no actual chicken involved, but I would imagine if
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  Speaker 2: you're eating it, you're like, this does taste like KFC chicken. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're making a face over there, I.
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  Speaker 1: Know. Oh, don't a savory cookie. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're a savory criskit.
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  Speaker 1: Then it'd just call it a biscuit, right, Why.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you take it up with the people at Oreo.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a KFC and Oreo collaboration. It might not
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  Speaker 2: be bad between the two. Vanilla wayfirst throw away. I
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  Speaker 2: do not accept these because, Okay, the problem with these
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  Speaker 2: cree is they are gonna make you go poopoo probably
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you right now, you're not gonna
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  Speaker 2: want to go poo poo at the front bathrooms here
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  Speaker 2: in our office, which side note, are like the worst
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  Speaker 2: bathrooms ever in my opinion. There's the whole issue which
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna get into here with the locking mechanism on
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  Speaker 2: this door. Yeah, you never remember if they're locked or not.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's no distinct, like you, it is locked, you know,
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  Speaker 1: especially inside. You can't tell, no, you can't tell at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he is a guy too,
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  Speaker 2: their individual bathrooms up front. As a guy, you're just
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  Speaker 2: used to walking in and grabbing a urinal and the
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  Speaker 2: door closes behind you, you know, and you just do
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  Speaker 2: your thing with these Sometimes you forget because you walk
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  Speaker 2: in to go do your thing and you just forget
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  Speaker 2: to lock the door. I in midstream a few times
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  Speaker 2: and I peek over at that. I'm like, did I.
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  Speaker 3: Down?
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  Speaker 2: And Katie was just telling us an awesome story off
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  Speaker 2: the air, and I was like, we should probably talk
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  Speaker 2: about that because I feel like everybody's walked in on
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  Speaker 2: somebody so they don't want to see, right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we've all been there, right where you walk
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  Speaker 1: into a bathroom somebody's sitting on the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, oh, no, shock, I used to
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  Speaker 2: do it away. I used to do it a lot sadly.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to make fun or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: but this was this is real life. I worked at
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  Speaker 2: an old folks home for like I'm sorry, a retirement
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  Speaker 2: community for like four years. In the amount of times
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  Speaker 2: that you'd walk into a restroom and there'd be a
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  Speaker 2: sweet little old man sitting on the toilet, that is shocking.
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  Speaker 2: That is shocking. And I'm the number of times that
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  Speaker 2: happened to me, I can't even tell you, I mean hundreds.
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  Speaker 1: Contact right because he can't look away. Yeah, both lock
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  Speaker 1: eyes and it's like yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's different do when it's like a really elderly
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  Speaker 2: person sitting there and they're just kind of staring at
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  Speaker 2: the ground.
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  Speaker 4: And it's just like it's like he would this be
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  Speaker 4: the last time? Okay, It's like it's all I thought about.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, is this the last time that I'll
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  Speaker 4: have to do this?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Or they're so frail that you get sucked down in Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I said, I wasn't getting poke fun, knock it off.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's real life.
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  Speaker 2: Chair real life. Sometimes you walk in so bad. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so tell everyone what happened here at a place of
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  Speaker 2: business office?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, it was this that like somebody walked
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  Speaker 1: into the bathroom and there was somebody in there already
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  Speaker 1: on the toilet, and it was the awkward eye contact
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  Speaker 1: that was made that you just can't forget. It'll just
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  Speaker 1: never leave your brain. That'll be ingrained in there forever.
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  Speaker 1: But then after it was just like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: like it's shocking.
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  Speaker 2: Right well, and I hate the for me. I've had
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  Speaker 2: it happen a few times, and the exclamation is always
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  Speaker 2: you know, don't you ever knock? And I'm like, don't
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  Speaker 2: you ever lock?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I locked the door.
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  Speaker 1: That's what.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing with those bathrooms. You don't remember to
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  Speaker 2: lock them, and you don't know when you're in there
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  Speaker 2: and you look at the door if it's locked or not.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's funny because I guess the person who was
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  Speaker 1: on the toilet their exclamation was I thought you would.
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  Speaker 2: Not He's like, why you want to take a picture?
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  Speaker 1: You know exactly.
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  Speaker 2: That's got to be awkward now because then you got
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  Speaker 2: to work with that person sit here on out.
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  Speaker 1: You have that connection with them, like you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to see any of your coworkers sitting on the toilet
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  Speaker 1: with their pants around their ankles. Especially. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just like because this was
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  Speaker 1: a this was a guy. This is a man who
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  Speaker 1: was on the toilet, and that is just and it's
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  Speaker 1: just an image that will be forever ingrained into their memory,
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  Speaker 1: just like sitting on the toilet with their pants around
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  Speaker 1: their ankles and their fleshy legs just.
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  Speaker 2: Like they're a.
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  Speaker 1: Little hairy, you know, like the tan lines like.
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  Speaker 2: Sting there playing on her phone and the phone part right,
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  Speaker 2: like like vulnerable, right, it's a very vulnerable moment for
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  Speaker 2: a man.
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  Speaker 4: For the man, for the man, because you guys are
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  Speaker 4: used to it, right, this is what we do, which
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  Speaker 4: is what you do city sitting all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's like we just said, like our legs day we
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  Speaker 1: are like, But for you guys, I.
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  Speaker 2: Feel like it's very much that's an intimate moment for us.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you take your shirts off, like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes you get fully naked.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Deliberate, get hot.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like when you walk in imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine walking into that here at work, your
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  Speaker 2: coworker completely naked on the toilet, I feel so I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to mention who walked in on this guy,
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  Speaker 2: but I feel really bad for her.
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  Speaker 1: No, I do too, I do too. But when she
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  Speaker 1: told me the story, I don't think I've laughed that
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  Speaker 1: long in a really long time. Because again, she really
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  Speaker 1: focused on the eye contact with this.
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  Speaker 2: That's the worst part because there is that cause you
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  Speaker 2: probably only make eye contact for two three seconds, right.
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  Speaker 1: But it feels like a lifetime.
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  Speaker 2: Feels like you stand there for forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like season just went by people at birthdays
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  Speaker 1: while you were making so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guarantee you there's gonna be a few people
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  Speaker 2: that work in this office that are listening right now
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  Speaker 2: that are going to go do it on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot to look, I heard you like this. Oh
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  Speaker 3: not again. All right, So let's talk about hair. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: most of us have it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, mine is slowly disappearing.
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  Speaker 1: That's there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I shaved it. I've done it before. I
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  Speaker 2: gotta grow it back. Right now, I'm in the process
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  Speaker 2: of trying to. I'm like, come on, come on, because
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  Speaker 2: mom my mom is making me grow my hair bag
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  Speaker 2: because she wants to get family pictures where the entire
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  Speaker 2: family gets together, you know, outside, and we all wear
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  Speaker 2: jeans and white shirts, I know, yeah, and get a
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  Speaker 2: random yellow lab out there with us. And yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: I got to grow it back. So I'm working on it.
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  Speaker 2: It's slow. Is there any like oils or anything? Magic
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  Speaker 2: potion and their shampoos? Yeah, shampoo wheels.
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  Speaker 1: You can start a prayer group?
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  Speaker 2: Is a wig? I like the prayer group? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yoh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We can good feelers out there for you, all right.
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  Speaker 2: There was a time though, I was dating a young lady, Katie,
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  Speaker 2: and she started to lean towards the the dark side.
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  Speaker 2: She was kind of getting a little gothic. Okay, But
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  Speaker 2: to appease the girlfriend and keep getting smooches, I dyed
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  Speaker 2: my hair like black jet black. Can you imagine pasty
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  Speaker 2: white Jeremy with black hair? No, it was so.
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  Speaker 3: Bad, toy story, huh, Yes, it was so bad.
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  Speaker 2: My mom hated it. Oh my god, she hate it.
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  Speaker 2: I came across the picture of me like that. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. A couple of weeks ago, I was sorting
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  Speaker 2: through some stuff and there I was standing with that
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  Speaker 2: ex girlfriend and I was like, I had like a
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  Speaker 2: wife beat her T shirt on you. We need to
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  Speaker 2: see this. I know that was quick. We need that picture.
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  Speaker 2: It was bad, but that was a bad hair experience.
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  Speaker 2: And then shortly thereafter she started sleeping with the guy
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  Speaker 2: at Applebee's, so I had to I just shaved my head.
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  Speaker 2: Oh was that girl girl? I can tell she was.
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  Speaker 2: She wasn't good for me, No, she was. It the
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  Speaker 2: day that we broke up, I think my mom did
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  Speaker 2: a hallelujah. Your mom threw a party. Oh man, I
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  Speaker 2: think she called everybody in her prayer group, said my
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  Speaker 2: prayer's a been answered, that slut is gone. They're done.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have bad hair story?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I have the worst. Actually, you all might remember
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  Speaker 1: because I it was when I first started working here
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  Speaker 1: at Mixed one hundred. I was trying to go blonde.
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  Speaker 1: So I teamed up with uh Salon and they were
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  Speaker 1: kind of, you know, doing something for me where like
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  Speaker 1: because you can't just like go blonde as a person
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  Speaker 1: who has, you know, darker hair, you kind of have
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  Speaker 1: to transition into that. So it's multiple appointments where you
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  Speaker 1: go from a darker hair color to a blonder hair color.
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  Speaker 1: And my mom does hair for a living, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: never forget she saw pictures that I was posting, and
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  Speaker 1: she was like, honey, why is your hair getting so thin?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what are you talking about. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going blond, mom, It's blond.
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  Speaker 2: It's like good, I'm cute.
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  Speaker 1: Like everybody else. And then my hair slowly started to
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  Speaker 1: like fall out and I was noticing it. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: it was very dry and brittle, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what is happening? And it was. I was in Steamboat
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  Speaker 1: Springs and I was putting my hair back into a
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  Speaker 1: ponytail because it was getting so short. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what is happening? And I'll never forget putting it in
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  Speaker 1: a ponytail.
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  Speaker 2: And the ponytail fell on no one, just like.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, putting it back and pulling my hair out,
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  Speaker 1: and there was like my whole hand was colored in hair,
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  Speaker 1: and I was.
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  Speaker 2: Just like, that's gonna be terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: It made me cry so hard, and immediately, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you go back to the salon and you trust these
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  Speaker 1: people with something that you don't realize means so much
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  Speaker 1: to you. That's the thing. I didn't put a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of I guess effort into my hair. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: care so much about it until it started falling out,
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  Speaker 1: and then it's all I could think about, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: never forget when I went back to that salon and
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  Speaker 1: I started to tell them, I'm like, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I'm using the wrong product. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: this or that, and that lady told me, well, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you should go to the doctor and see if it
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  Speaker 1: isn't something hormonial. You're like, no, it was you happy
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  Speaker 1: Not only do I have hair that's falling out of
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  Speaker 1: my head and I was just devastated by it. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm worried, like internally wrong with me. Like I thought
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  Speaker 1: they were gonna be like, oh, we did this.
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  Speaker 2: Wrong, let's do this one now, this is you.
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  Speaker 1: Me fix it. And they told me that it was
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  Speaker 1: something internally wrong with me.
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  Speaker 2: And it was my fault.
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  Speaker 1: And I immediately like, first of all, I never went
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  Speaker 1: to that salon again. But then like I stopped you
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  Speaker 1: seeing like the products that she told me to and
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, if you've ever been to
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  Speaker 1: a salon, it's like ten times as much as the
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  Speaker 1: hair stuff you pay.
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  Speaker 2: For it, wait, way more than the pot.
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  Speaker 1: So I am paying all this money for my hair
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  Speaker 1: that is falling out of my head. So I stopped
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  Speaker 1: using the hair products. I started dying my hair with
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  Speaker 1: box dye, and I used the trust my shampoo. And
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of hair, lot of hair. It's
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  Speaker 1: got a nice So this is like two years so
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  Speaker 1: that happened, Like to shut up, Jeremy, that happened like
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  Speaker 1: two years ago. And I stopped doing everything there and
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  Speaker 1: I because I have curly hair and it takes a
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  Speaker 1: long time for it to grow back. But I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to my mom again, who does hair for a living,
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  Speaker 1: and she's like, they double processed your hair. That's what happened, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: doubles process because she could tell. She looked at it
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  Speaker 1: and said, I can tell you exactly what happened to
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  Speaker 1: your hair. And so but I tell you what, all
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  Speaker 1: of my trust is.
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  Speaker 2: Out the windows.
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  Speaker 1: I will. I can't even get my hair cut by
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  Speaker 1: somebody else. I have to go home and have my
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  Speaker 1: mom do it.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell because your mom has one eye, so
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  Speaker 2: you're a little lopsided.
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  Speaker 1: I trust her. She knows how to cut hair.
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  Speaker 2: But I know people have these stories. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's got a bad hair story. Ladies, were you fried?
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  Speaker 2: I know three or three? Six nine, one, sixteen forty
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  Speaker 2: nine phone lines are wide open.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I know somebody a woman who went in to get
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  Speaker 2: her perm done, like this was a few years ago,
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  Speaker 2: and she got the perm and the perm went bad
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  Speaker 2: and it was like she looked like a majestic lion. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: her hair was so huge and so massive because of
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  Speaker 2: this perm. It like they left it in too long
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  Speaker 2: or something and it just went yeah, and there's no
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  Speaker 2: getting that back down. Yeah, because you got the perm
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  Speaker 2: in there and it's like one of.
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  Speaker 1: The first things people see. So it's like you are
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  Speaker 1: so self conscious about your hair and you don't even
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  Speaker 1: realize until something goes wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Katie, you were talking about how now you're just strictly
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: the hair dye out of the box lolly world now,
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  Speaker 2: which I don't want to brag. That's what I do,
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  Speaker 2: and I need to cover up some of the gray.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's nice and affordable, it is, and it works great.
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  Speaker 1: You can do it at home, it doesn't take hours.
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  Speaker 2: You know. It always terrified me though, what's that? Nick
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  Speaker 2: Knack had some similar experiences, my wife, Nick Knack, and
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  Speaker 2: she got to a point too where she was just
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  Speaker 2: more or less like, I'm sick of paying so much
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  Speaker 2: for all this. She didn't necessarily have her hair fall out,
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  Speaker 2: but you know what I had to do. This was
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  Speaker 2: a few years ago when like, like the highlight streaks
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  Speaker 2: were really a big thing. So she would go buy
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  Speaker 2: the box of stuff and we would sit in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: She would sit on the edge of the tub.
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  Speaker 1: And she'd do it for you, for me.
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  Speaker 2: She'd put that thing on her head, the cap that
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  Speaker 2: comes in the box, the rubber cap with like a
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  Speaker 2: hundred holes in it. And I had to sit there
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  Speaker 2: with the little crochet hook and pull her hair out
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  Speaker 2: of the holes, you know, and then highlight them blonde
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  Speaker 2: for her and sit there and pray to God I
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: didn't screw it up somehow. You're how stressful that is. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's for a guy to do that to his wife's hair. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: And always was always like, you know what if this,
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  Speaker 2: if this turns out bad, this is on you. This
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  Speaker 2: isn't on me, right I am. I do not have
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  Speaker 2: I have no sort of stylist certificate, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, you take no responsibility for something.
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  Speaker 2: I got another one for you, though, Josh is grabbing
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  Speaker 2: these calls. I had a friend who did that whole
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  Speaker 2: thing that you'd see like on America's Funniest on Videos.
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  Speaker 2: She was in the kitchen making I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: it was, brownies, a cake. She did the thing where
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  Speaker 2: she leaned over too far and the mixer was going
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  Speaker 2: and it sucked her hair into the mixer and took
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  Speaker 2: out a massive chunk out, a massive chunk out of
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  Speaker 2: her hair, just completely ripped it out. Can you even imagine?
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  Speaker 1: No terrifying with that the pain and you I don't
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  Speaker 1: realize how much you love your hair until you don't
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  Speaker 1: have it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you don't realize how much force is in those
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  Speaker 2: electric mixers either, because it will just grab your.
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  Speaker 1: Hair and rip it right out, right out of your head.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, she wasn't the most health conscious person, so
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  Speaker 2: I guarantee you that she baked them up anyway, and
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  Speaker 2: dam