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X Poll - Lies told to Kids or by Parents from June 16th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Well, so the ex bowl. I was reading this story
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  Speaker 1: the other day about parents who said they lie to
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  Speaker 1: their kids and what they lie to their kids about,
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  Speaker 1: and so an ex bowl would be what what's the
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  Speaker 1: what have you lied to your children about? Or when
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: you were a kid, what did your parents lie to
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  Speaker 1: you about. Here's a couple of examples. This one says
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  Speaker 1: every single I told my kids, every single car accident
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  Speaker 1: we passed was because the kids were fighting in the
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  Speaker 1: backseat of the car. I told my daughter that whenever
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  Speaker 1: a kid lies to her parents to their parents, their
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  Speaker 1: eyes glow. Oh, so now I know she's lying if
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: she's squinting while she's telling me something. I told my kid,
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  Speaker 1: all the candy at the front in the checkouts, it's expired.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they put it up front. Oh that's a
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  Speaker 1: good one. I like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's one from a Texter. When I was little,
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  Speaker 2: I was a messy eater like most kids. My mom
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  Speaker 2: used to tell me that the restaurants that we went
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: to were out of spaghetti.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: To avoid a mess. They don't have spaghetti.
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  Speaker 2: So sorry. Let's see here we go. Let's start with Tasha, Hi, Tasha.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: How are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Great, thanks for participating in the ex Bowl. Have you
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: lied to your children about something.
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  Speaker 5: So todd We'll probably get a kick out of this
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  Speaker 5: because it has to do with his coffee bitch Austin. Okay,
• 1:30
  Speaker 5: when he was young and I had to work a lot,
• 1:33
  Speaker 5: I wanted to try to kind of limit how much
• 1:37
  Speaker 5: video game he was playing, and so to control that,
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  Speaker 5: I told him that I had access to the electric
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  Speaker 5: company to find out how much power he was using on.
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  Speaker 6: The studio games.
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  Speaker 1: Good, that's good. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: It worked for a while.
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  Speaker 2: Nicole from Ready Kill a Lot says, you're playing an
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  Speaker 2: awful lot of game.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good, that's good. Okay, thank you, Tasha.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, have a good day.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for going.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's go to woodworker Willy. Hello, woodworker Willy.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it wasn't the biggest lie we
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  Speaker 3: were told this kids because we were raised Mormon. But
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  Speaker 3: the dumbest, the dumbest one was.
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  Speaker 8: My dad.
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  Speaker 3: Every time we drove by the refineries and the torches
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: were going, uh, he said, he used to light him
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  Speaker 3: and if you got three blisters you would die, and
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  Speaker 3: he only got two and a half.
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  Speaker 1: I nu, and he told us that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what he was trying to do there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it does to make himself self. It's it's like such
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  Speaker 1: a dad joke like those you know.
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  Speaker 8: I yeah, I try to keep us from working in
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  Speaker 8: the refinery.
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  Speaker 1: Ah okay, all right, all right, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't see where you were going.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All rights go to Jonie Hello, Jony, hey, right, go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: So I found this really cool golden tank that was
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  Speaker 7: made of bullets at the gas station in beaver Utah,
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  Speaker 7: and I bought it and I brought it home and
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  Speaker 7: I knew right away that the kids were going to
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  Speaker 7: get was cool, and they did so, but I didn't
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  Speaker 7: really want them to touch it, so I told them
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  Speaker 7: his name is tank to tank he is allergic to children,
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  Speaker 7: so do not touch him. And they believe it. You
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  Speaker 7: were so scared to touch him, and he somehow stayed
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  Speaker 7: in tact the whole time. So that was great.
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  Speaker 1: And what do you mean a tank?
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  Speaker 7: It was a golden tank made of tiny bullets.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like a military tank.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I had bought it at a gas station
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  Speaker 7: in beaver Utah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, like a toy tank.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I could see what you would not want your
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  Speaker 1: children touching a valuable item, like something you bought at
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  Speaker 1: a gas station in beaver family heirloom. Now right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? All right.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. I used to tell my kids that happy
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  Speaker 2: meals were only sold on happy meal days.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 2: Today's not a happy meal day. Sorry about that. Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: When I asked my mom about the sore taste bud
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  Speaker 2: on my tongue, she said it was caused by telling lies.
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  Speaker 1: My mom had eyes in the back of her head.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's see, my Let's see. When my kids were little,
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  Speaker 2: I would tell them I needed to get something from Grandma.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: At nine thirty PM. I would put them in the
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: car and they would wake up at Disneyland. Well that's
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  Speaker 2: a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a happy lie, a happy one, somebody says. I
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  Speaker 1: told my kids when we see dead squirrels on the road,
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  Speaker 1: they're just taking a nap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. When the ice cream truck is playing music, that
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  Speaker 2: means they're out of ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've heard that one before.
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  Speaker 2: I told my kids we don't have favorites. Favorite kids.
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 2: I used to tell my kids I was straight. It's
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  Speaker 2: another texture.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, well, that's a whole other thing.
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  Speaker 9: I don't I don't have kids, but we have a
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  Speaker 9: beagle and we light to him all the time, as
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  Speaker 9: in that's the.
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  Speaker 1: Treats are all gone. There's no more treats.
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  Speaker 9: Ramsey.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, he doesn't care like I know better.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Josh. Hello, Josh, going.
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  Speaker 1: Good, good Josh, what's up? Go ahead? Tell us.
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  Speaker 10: So my grandfather he used to tell us on road
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  Speaker 10: trips every time we drove through a canyon that the
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  Speaker 10: falling rock signs was them still hunting through the Native
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  Speaker 10: American falling rock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before. So yeah, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a Native American guy falling rock. He's there, still looking
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  Speaker 1: for him, watch out for him. Yeah yeah, very bizarre.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 8: We believed him for a real long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure of course. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thanks Josh.
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  Speaker 10: Thanks guys.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Joe, Hey, good morning, Hey Joe.
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  Speaker 3: So we have a sailboat down in San Diego, and
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  Speaker 3: our grandkids come and visit. And we were on our
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  Speaker 3: way back to the boat in the beanie and the
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  Speaker 3: boat cleaner this cleans the bottom was you can see
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  Speaker 3: his in sticking up, and we told we told him
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  Speaker 3: that it's a mermaid eating the lettuce off the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: Of the boat.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of mean, isn't it should I told him
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  Speaker 1: it was a shark.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it keeps us from jumping off the boat.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's true, all right, all right, good, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thanks Joe eight seven seven six two six ninety six.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: What sort of wise have you told your children? My
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: grandfather when I was really young, whenever we would drive up,
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: it's up Weaver Canyon where Devil's Slide is. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: devils slide and there's these two big rock formation side
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  Speaker 1: by side. And my grandfather told me, and I believed
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  Speaker 1: it for a while, that if you got there really
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: early in the morning, you would see little little devils
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  Speaker 1: slide using the slide. It's a slippery slide that goes
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  Speaker 1: straight to hell. How early. You just had to get
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  Speaker 1: there really early, really early.
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  Speaker 2: Keep it vague and then that way. Yeah, here's some texts.
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  Speaker 2: We told our kids that the McDonald's playland was for
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  Speaker 2: the employees kids only.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Good good, let's see.
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  Speaker 2: I told my kids we don't have Christmas lights on
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  Speaker 2: the outside of our house because they didn't come with
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  Speaker 2: the house when I bought it.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, Wow, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I told my kids I was in the rock band kiss.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Oh all right. Let's see. On a trip home from
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: Oregon when I was a teenager, we drove through Yellowstone.
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  Speaker 2: My parents lied to me and told me that Old
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  Speaker 2: Faithful was a random geyser.
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  Speaker 1: On time. What Randy, see.
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  Speaker 2: This is why I would prefer you call because the texts.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Are We get lots of texts, and it's shuffling.
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  Speaker 2: It shuffles them all and it screws them up.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven six oh two nine six nine six
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  Speaker 1: is the number. Uh says uh. Here's one that says uh.
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  Speaker 1: I used to tell them my kids, what says? My
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: kids have never eaten at McDonald's because whenever we went
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: sort of by it, I said, oh, it's closed, it's closed.
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  Speaker 1: You can't we can't go there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, here's one. As a little kid, our dad had
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  Speaker 2: us convinced that a one steak sauce was made of
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: beetles and grasshops. Yeah, he says he can eat it
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  Speaker 2: because he learned to eat insects when he's in the Marines.
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  Speaker 1: He was a real jerk. When I was in the marine,
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: my dad used to call soy sauce. Bug juice. It's
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  Speaker 1: made out of bugs, Made out of bugs, bug juice.
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  Speaker 1: It's go to Brian.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Brian.
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  Speaker 8: Hey there, this is sort of the opposite. But my
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  Speaker 8: parents were so hell bent on not lying. Now, our
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  Speaker 8: Christmas presents from them would say their names, but the
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  Speaker 8: Christmas presence from Santa Claus would just be left blank.
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  Speaker 8: And we were just supposed to use our imagination.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess it didn't hurt anything, really, no, not really.
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  Speaker 8: It still still we still believed in Santa up to
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  Speaker 8: a point because you know.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh now, if if Gina were here, she would
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: say stop right now. Stop. She doesn't she doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to pee. She doesn't like that kind of talk on
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  Speaker 1: the radio.
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  Speaker 8: Oh right, there is still a sad clause.
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  Speaker 1: Yeh, yes, there is, Yes, there is a Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, thanks Brian.
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  Speaker 8: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Kevin.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Kevin.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, So, when my daughter was really young, she watched
• 10:15
  Speaker 11: the movie Five Old COEs to America or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that little mounse of liberty.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's been for the next three weeks.
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  Speaker 11: She wouldn't leave me alone, insisting that we would go
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  Speaker 11: to the seed the statue of Liberty.
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  Speaker 8: And I kept telling her, well, not today.
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  Speaker 11: Not today. She wouldn't leave me alone. So I finally
• 10:32
  Speaker 11: packed her up, took her up to this is the
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  Speaker 11: place state Park, showed her the statue up there, Bringham,
• 10:39
  Speaker 11: what is the statue of liberty?
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  Speaker 1: And she left me alone? All right, said Brigham Young
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  Speaker 1: the statue of Liberty?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, there you go? Good? All right? Thank you? Tanya?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Tanya, Hi, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Let's hear these lies?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, So my mother told us when we were kids,
• 11:02
  Speaker 12: if we stuck our fingers in our belly button and
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  Speaker 12: picked it, or stuck our finger in our nose and
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  Speaker 12: picked it, our butts.
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  Speaker 6: Would fall off.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Your butt would fall off. Yeah, so what if you
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: stuck your finger well, never mind.
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  Speaker 9: Then your nose would fall off. Bill, I'm all the
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  Speaker 9: natural order of okay. Oh, that's all connected.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Tanya, thank you, Ton's see you all right.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Shelby.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Shelby.
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  Speaker 12: Oh hello, how are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Great? What's what's the law here? So?
• 11:35
  Speaker 6: Growing up, my last name is Barker, and my father
• 11:38
  Speaker 6: always told me we related to Bob Barker on price
• 11:41
  Speaker 6: is right. In ninth grade, we were going to California
• 11:45
  Speaker 6: and I asked my dad if we were going to
• 11:47
  Speaker 6: see Uncle Bob and he was like, what are you
• 11:50
  Speaker 6: talking about? I said, well, isn't here our uncle? And
• 11:53
  Speaker 6: he goes, no, I I just was kidding with you
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  Speaker 6: that your whole life apparently.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: Oh ever, since where it was it? How did you feel?
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: How did you make you feel bad when you found
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  Speaker 1: that out?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it kind of made me feel dumb for believing it.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what dads are good for making their kids. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good fathers. They make their kids feel stupid. That's what
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  Speaker 1: they're supposed to do. Thanks Shelby, Thank you, you're welcome.
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  Speaker 6: Have a good day.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Let's see mixture driver Shane here. My parents told me
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: that pre marital sex was bad. Actually it's really good.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, thank you Shane.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Was it a lie or did it used to actually
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: be against the law to drive with lights on inside
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: the car? My wife and I both grew up with
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: our parents telling us they'd get arrested if they turned
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: the lights on in the car while they were driving.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: That was always a thing.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, now you get a car and there's so
• 12:50
  Speaker 9: much crap that lights up in it. Yeah, you feel
• 12:53
  Speaker 9: like you're driving around in a dance club.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: It's the reason you're not supposed to turn on the
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: dome light in the car, because it makes harder to see.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: Mike from Santaquin here. I used to tell my son
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  Speaker 2: that the slide at the park was made of chocolate,
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: because he hated chocolate and I didn't want to go
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  Speaker 2: to the park.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: I told my daughter we were going to visit my
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: dad in Colorado, and then I took her to Disneyland.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: She thought Disney was in Colorado until just recently.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's amazing. Here's one.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: This is when we'd get a sty in our eye.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: My parents would say we had been peeing in the road.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad.
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  Speaker 2: But when my dad said it, he was kidding. I
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  Speaker 2: knew he was kidd He's been paint in the road,
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: let's see. I told my kids that only Grandma's credit
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: card worked at McDonald's.
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  Speaker 9: Why are all these are all centered around by McDonald's,
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  Speaker 9: And that all of Mom's drinks were really spicy, so
• 13:57
  Speaker 9: don't drink.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Mom's drinks like those are spicy.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: My mom told me I could get pregnant from French kissing.
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  Speaker 3: Mmmm.
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  Speaker 2: Well, well, let's see. When I was a kid, my
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  Speaker 2: grandpa told me the big mole on his face it
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: was a beauty mark, and if we touched it and
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: then touched our faces they get one. They would get
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: one too. Let's see. Oh, we couldn't take our dog
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: with us when we moved, so we told the kids
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: that the dog went to live up on a farm
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: in Idaho. They had to take her to the pound.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I've heard that one.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Let's see, my mom and sister both have blue eyes.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I have brown eyes. My sister told me that everything
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I see is in a shade of brown, and everything
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: she and mother sees is a shade of blue, and
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: it was prettier. My mom went along with this. Wasn't
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: until I had children twenty five years later that my
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: daughter told me that I should have told my sister
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: that she looks like a piece of crap. My mom
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: used to tell me that when I was a kid,
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: that a worm would grow in my stomach if I
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: didn't stop sucking my fingers.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, here's Amy, Amy. Let's go to Amy. Hi, Hi, Amy,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: What's what's the lie?
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  Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I wanted to be a
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  Speaker 4: Native American, really really bad, and so I'd always begged
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: my dad and ask him I was a Native American.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: So finally one day he said, I don't know, show
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: me your foot. So I picked up my foot and
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: he said, yep, you're Blackfoot. So I ran around and
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: told all my friends I was a Blackfoot Indian.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: What was the result of all of that when you
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: sort of realized you were being wied to?
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  Speaker 4: I realized he was just silly, but I thought it
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: was super funny.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was, and you really believed that you
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: were Native American for a few minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I probably thought I was Native American for through
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  Speaker 4: elementary by junior high, I think I tried to figured
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  Speaker 4: out my dad was just silly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, all right, thank you?
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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  Speaker 2: My mom, My mom told me that the weed plant
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: growing in the back closet was just a plant that
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: was allergic to sunlight.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: My mother's growing pot in the closet.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Occasionally, when you cook bacon, it makes a small squeal
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: sound when sizzling. My grandfather told me when I was
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: six years old, it's because the pig was still alive.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't eat bacon for a while after that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
• 16:42
  Speaker 9: On the there was a text to carry on that
• 16:44
  Speaker 9: same note about the plant that's allergic to the sunlight.
• 16:47
  Speaker 9: Someone also text in that the expensive looking vase on
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: the top shelf in mama's closet was not a bong
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: but a very fragile vase.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I can't play with that.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a little girl, my dad used to
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: tell me to eat the onions in my food because
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: they would put hair on my chest. I believed him
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: so scared I was gonna have hair on my chest.
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  Speaker 1: Growing up, I think my grandparents used to tell me
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: that if I if I would eat the crust on
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: my bread, you know, because kids don't like the crust sometimes,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: but it would give me curly hair. Okay.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: My mom kept us from drinking her protein shakes by
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: saying it would make us grow monkey tails.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. That's your ex pole