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Episode #3553 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Friends, this is Jay Santos of the Citizens of Luxury Police,
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Speaker 1: and I want to talk to you about a few things,
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Speaker 1: and things I think are very very important things you
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Speaker 1: should know. You know, the Citizens Luxury Police is dedicated
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Speaker 1: to protecting you and saving lives. And the lives we
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Speaker 1: save today may be the lives that we save tomorrow
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Speaker 1: or many many days in the future. It could be
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Speaker 1: the very same life that we're saving over over and
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Speaker 1: over again. But what we want you to know is
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Speaker 1: this that when we see trouble coming, trouble sees us
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Speaker 1: coming too, and what we look like to trouble When
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Speaker 1: I see trouble coming. Hold on, I got it. When
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Speaker 1: I see trouble coming, don't you stop the tape. When
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Speaker 1: I see trouble coming, this is what trouble looks like
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Speaker 1: to me, like, you know, just a pussy. When trouble
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Speaker 1: sees me coming, this is what looks like. Yeah, let
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Speaker 1: me do it. I want to do it. Get a
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Speaker 1: backstage past to the world famous Phil Henry Show and
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Speaker 1: listen to more hours of interesting advice on how to
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Speaker 1: protect yourself and your home in the forthcoming year. I'm
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Speaker 1: Jay Santos of the Citizens of Auxury Police. And we're very
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Speaker 1: happy to go do our door and show you the
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Speaker 1: pamphlets that we have on self defense, on the recreational
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Speaker 1: use of this isn't supposed to be in here, recreational
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Speaker 1: use of marijuana, okay, on the on how you can
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Speaker 1: stay fit and in the trim and protect your home.
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Speaker 1: But come to the Phil Hendry website Philindryshow dot com
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Speaker 1: Jay Sannis and the Citizens Auxury Police, along with Major
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Speaker 1: Elbis Newton and of course Subcommander Gleason. We're all there
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Speaker 1: ready to give you advice more new night the world
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Speaker 1: famous Phil Henry Show. Yes with Jay Satos and the
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Speaker 1: Citizens Auxiliary Police, among many others. Got a backstage past
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Speaker 1: today at Phil hendryshow dot com. The greatest value online
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Speaker 1: other than porn sattles of the Citizens Hugs Inni Police
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Speaker 1: is on the air and it's Phil Henry with Jay
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Speaker 1: Santos the Citizens there in place. Jay, we're going to
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Speaker 1: be talking today. I know to Neat and Furre, who
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Speaker 1: is the head of the Florida Gator Brigade. Is my
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Speaker 1: understanding correct.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, fella is right. In fact, Neaton is here, right here,
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Speaker 2: Neaton Wislorian.
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Speaker 1: Get the yes, sir, we're going to be talking to
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Speaker 1: you about your hurricane preparedness.
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, whatever you need, Jay is a letting me
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Speaker 2: the fact that you uh uh I guess uh new
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Speaker 2: to Florida and you need this information.
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Speaker 1: Well, what I need, sir, is that I have somebody
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Speaker 1: who's gonna be watching my house.
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Speaker 2: So can I just this is the Jay Shannis. I'm sorry,
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Speaker 2: this is Jay Shanna citizens Alf Jerry. Please you know
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Speaker 2: this is our sex, this is our segment. Okay, that's time.
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Speaker 2: I just uh I heard that mister Henry wanted to
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Speaker 2: know all that hurricane evacuation. That that's true. But I
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Speaker 2: want to kick it off and I'm going to go
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Speaker 2: ahead and I'll shift over to you if that's okay,
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Speaker 2: that's fine. So that's neat and furre.
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Speaker 1: Or mister Henry, how do you how do you spell
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Speaker 1: his last name?
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Speaker 2: If you are, how do you spell your last name?
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Speaker 2: It's if you don't have to hold the phone. I'd
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Speaker 2: like to have the phone to hold. I don't want
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Speaker 2: to be leaning into you because I can smell your
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Speaker 2: breath I'm very sorry. Uh yes, my last name mister
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Speaker 2: Andrews spelled pure. If you are, oh are, if you
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Speaker 2: are oh are?
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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
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Speaker 2: First name is beetn n E A t u n Yes, sir,
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Speaker 2: here's Jay Sammis. Thank you. Uh so anyway, you peel,
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Speaker 2: it's good. How are How are things in Florida?
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Speaker 1: They're great. We're enjoying ourselves immensely. I'm living right on
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Speaker 1: the beach here, which is what I wanted to do.
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Speaker 1: And Jackie and I go at the dinner and you know,
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Speaker 1: we're enjoying. We're enjoying life. Certainly. We miss California very
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Speaker 1: very much. One of the things that I'm worried about
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Speaker 1: is I'm gonna be going to New York for this play.
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Speaker 2: Okay, he's gonna be going to New York for a play.
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Speaker 2: What he's gonna go to New York for a play?
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Speaker 1: Jay, Hold on for a minute.
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Speaker 2: You're gonna go to New York for a play. What's
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Speaker 2: you doubt that he's going to New York for a play. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's a play. You're gonna get on a stage of play.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Jay, let's just talk a little bit to me
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Speaker 1: first about what I want.
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Speaker 2: Well, hold on till I gotta get I gotta get
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Speaker 2: meeting up to speed. It's a play. Let me play.
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Speaker 2: When they get on a stage and they go and
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Speaker 2: they act out different parts. I don't know's going it's
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Speaker 2: he goes on it. You're gonna up to play. He's
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Speaker 2: gonna be in a play on a stage in New
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Speaker 2: York City where you get on a stage and they
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Speaker 2: and they walk around and talk and everything. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Jay, yeah, Phil, Let's just talk about what I
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Speaker 1: want to talk. Can I talk to mister fuor okay?
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Speaker 2: Guys wants you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, sir. I'm going to be gone for a
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Speaker 1: month or two months actually in New York City, and
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Speaker 1: my good good friend Jane, who is one of my employees,
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Speaker 1: is going to be staying at my home, and we
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Speaker 1: want to know about hurricane preparedness, hurricane evacuation and so
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Speaker 1: forth should a hurricane hit.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so you have well you want to know, have
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Speaker 2: get out of the house and get onto uh teja safety.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, that's correct, okay, And so.
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Speaker 2: What you would do is you get in the car,
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Speaker 2: you peg and go do east away from hurricane Flank.
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Speaker 2: I'm doing what what are you? Is you? Is it?
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Speaker 1: Is it?
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Speaker 2: It's just wait, he's hold on, I've got it. Is
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Speaker 2: it you? Or is it someone stay in the house.
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Speaker 1: It's it's an employee of mine staying at my home.
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Speaker 2: Okay. She gets into a car and I'm staying.
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Speaker 1: You have an animal, right, Yeah, we have a pet cat.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Jake, Jake the cat. Put the cat and the
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Speaker 2: cat cat, get in the car and drive due east
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Speaker 2: as far east as you can to out run the storm. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you're gonna say something. You can't say anything. It's me.
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Speaker 2: I'm the guy that gets to do.
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Speaker 1: What the fuck is that, Bud? What are you talking
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Speaker 1: to me for? I don't know Jesus that guys he's
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Speaker 1: out of control. Who's the guy? His name is Neaton Fure.
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Speaker 1: He's the head of the Florida Gator Brigade. They've had
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Speaker 1: about sixteen different heads of the Florida Gator Brigade since
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Speaker 1: I've known Jake. Yeah, Jays Andos, you're lying too. He's
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Speaker 1: the can of piss off.
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Speaker 2: Jay, I tell you I didn't see that con had Oh?
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Speaker 2: I told Neat to go ahead and cool off.
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Speaker 1: Okay, So what happened there?
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Speaker 2: I just was trying to give him some advice on
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Speaker 2: how to speak. Give her the phone. I was adjusting
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Speaker 2: the phone a fartment shift, pulling up a minute church
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Speaker 2: with a freer trade turn of Fanny Frey. I don't
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Speaker 2: give a ship. He's over here right now. He's streaming
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Speaker 2: of the phone. That's that's the Florida Gator Brigade, Florida
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Speaker 2: Gator Brigade Neaton. I did that. I'm gonna laid out.
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Speaker 2: I'm anna laid out yet. So Phil, I'm awfully sorry
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Speaker 2: about that. Uh.
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Speaker 1: Well, he sounded really angry at you because you were
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Speaker 1: interrupting his flow or something.
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Speaker 2: I was trying to tell the man that dewey'st are
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Speaker 2: what I want to see.
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Speaker 1: If you drive dow Ease, yeah, you can drive it
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Speaker 1: into the ocean, right directly into the ocean.
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Speaker 2: That's right. Did you know that meeting? I don't know
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Speaker 2: what's done. When you told mister Henry to drive Doe
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Speaker 2: east away from the hurricane, you're telling him to drive
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Speaker 2: straight into ocean. Hand lotion. Uh this guy's what did
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Speaker 2: he say? I'm not talking about hand lic get a
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Speaker 2: gat holding Wait a minute, wait a minute, I got that. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: this is meeting Jilliff ain't count of pit got up
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Speaker 2: in the pain. You don't drop the phone. Did you
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Speaker 2: understand what I just said to you that mister Henry,
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Speaker 2: when you told him to drive due east, that's right,
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Speaker 2: that's into the ocean. I understanding. So he's kind of
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Speaker 2: out to that.
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Speaker 1: Well, do you have somebody there of any it's got
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Speaker 1: some credibility going that can talk to me about this shit?
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Speaker 1: Excuse my French you know about the safety of the
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Speaker 1: safe evacuation. Because I'm going to have my employee here
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Speaker 1: with my animal. I don't know if there's going to
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Speaker 1: be ask him about hurricanes.
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Speaker 2: That's the likeli it of a hurricane. I think, what's
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Speaker 2: the likelihood of a hurricane Category three hurricane? Mister Henry
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Speaker 2: has not made landfall in brevanc County, Flawa since eight
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Speaker 2: since they've been keeping record at eighteen.
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Speaker 1: Fifty one, they have not had a category three, not no, No.
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Speaker 2: Category three has made landfall in bervonc County, Floria. Now
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Speaker 2: Category I want a Candi good two is entirely possible.
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Speaker 2: We've had not had enthigs that because we have the
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Speaker 2: elbow of the state. Because the elbow is up here
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Speaker 2: and there's a man mess the elbow. That's right. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's been a direct a landfall of a category and one,
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Speaker 2: a category two in nineteen seven. Actually no direct landfall.
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Speaker 2: We did have a storm in nineteen seventy nine with
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Speaker 2: the Hurricane David that did cross over. It made landfall
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Speaker 2: and went bumb beach across over here the Space coast
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Speaker 2: and along the Barrier islands. So they have not had
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Speaker 2: h put them. And I'm not done yet. I'm not
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Speaker 2: done yet. Kay, that was for the end done all right,
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Speaker 2: So I'm just backing up what you're saying. You're saying
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Speaker 2: that there has not been a direct lampfall of a
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Speaker 2: category one.
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Speaker 1: All right, so we seem to be okay here, Well
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Speaker 1: you'ld see.
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Speaker 2: To be okay. You never want to You don't want
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Speaker 2: to put all your eggs in one bat You don't
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Speaker 2: want to take all your eggs and put them into
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Speaker 2: one basket and then pick them out one at a
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Speaker 2: time and hard boil them. See you put all your
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Speaker 2: eggs in one basket, then you're hard boil them and
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Speaker 2: you're eating them and the next thing, you know, I
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Speaker 2: needed that A yes there thing, Well, I'll do it.
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Speaker 2: The fold away from me us over.
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Speaker 1: That man is nuts. Get Jay away from him, Jay, Jay,
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Speaker 1: get away from that guy. Tell a guy, Yeah, just
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Speaker 1: get away from him, Get away from him, get away
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Speaker 1: from him. Just tell him you got to go, Tell
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Speaker 1: him you have to go to the bathroom. Tell him
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Speaker 1: you need to go to the bathroom. Yeah, like you
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Speaker 1: have the runs, Give me the phone, got almighty?
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Speaker 2: Jay?
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Speaker 1: Are you there?
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Speaker 2: Jay? Are you theream right here?
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Speaker 1: Get that guy out of there, Get.
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Speaker 2: Out of here. I'm in a public place right well, actually,
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Speaker 2: well we're in the citizens Uxury Police sub substation right now. Phil.
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Speaker 2: I can't exactly get him out of here. He'svillia in California.
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Speaker 1: Well, get him the hell away from you, man, because
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Speaker 1: he sounds dangerous.
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Speaker 2: Jay Neaton, you got to bug off, Just bug the
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Speaker 2: hell off. Bug out, bug out, bug out. What's that best?
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Speaker 2: Get the fuck cutout, cutout, go and cut out and
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Speaker 2: bug out, bug out, cutout. Yeah. So he's uh So.
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Speaker 2: One of the things that we were doing telling alluded
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Speaker 2: to it in the pre show when I was talking
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Speaker 2: to you, is that we have meeting here along with
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Speaker 2: Gus Bernatti. Gus is with the Texas Range Rovers and
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Speaker 2: a few of the other Auxierry Police officers, and we
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Speaker 2: are here doing our annual what we call, you know,
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Speaker 2: level one encounter trouble. You've seen me do these demonstrations
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Speaker 2: for the public where I say, well, here comes trouble
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Speaker 2: and here comes Jay Sanmers and the citizens AUXERI police.
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Speaker 2: Is what we looked like.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, And you know, Jay, I always thought that
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Speaker 1: was a joke. What is you going, Here comes trouble
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Speaker 1: and here's me. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't sound sounds like
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Speaker 1: it's a comedy bit.
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Speaker 2: You think there's a comedy bit. You want to come
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Speaker 2: out of patrol with me, General, tell me all about
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Speaker 2: what a comedy bit is. When some guy when I
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Speaker 2: see some peep Tom or Tom peep, he's taking in
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Speaker 2: the window and he's going and we jump him from behind,
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Speaker 2: We do a three step takedown, We wrestle him, we
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Speaker 2: put him in cuffs, and then we hold him until
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Speaker 2: a law enforcement comes along. Go ahead, you tell me
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Speaker 2: all about how I'm you know, act like a weird
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Speaker 2: ass something like that.
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Speaker 1: Not saying that, but when you say here's trouble and
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Speaker 1: here's what.
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Speaker 2: We look like, this is a very effect the form
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Speaker 2: of Neaton. Come on over here and don't lose temper.
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Speaker 2: With me again, okay, because you know what I'll do.
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Speaker 2: Please stop hold on. If you lose your temper one
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Speaker 2: more time with me, I'm gonna shove you out onto
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Speaker 2: that freeway. I'm gonna shove you out of that tree.
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Speaker 2: See how fast those cars are going?
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Speaker 1: A right, Jane, knock it off? Okay, all right, so
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Speaker 1: go ahead.
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Speaker 2: So here's what we are practicing. Neaton with the Florida
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Speaker 2: Gator Brigade. As I said, we had the Texas range
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Speaker 2: Rovers were in last week. New York City lated squad
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Speaker 2: squadron was here yesterday. Okay, and Neaton, Uh here comes trouble.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead, yeah, now that blue do it again? Do
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Speaker 2: it again? Yet you find something funny, mister Ander, you
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Speaker 2: go ahead and point it out to me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this sounds pretty funny. Jay, what what
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Speaker 1: is the point of this?
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Speaker 2: The point is to get a war fighters. You ever
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Speaker 2: heard Pete Hicks say at the Secretary of Defense talk
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Speaker 2: about war fighter? Yeah, okay, we're trying to get war
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Speaker 2: fighters here in the Auxilio Police. Now we have here
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Speaker 2: neat and fear of the Florida Flavor flaming. I'm sorry
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Speaker 2: you watch that.
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Speaker 1: You almost said flaming. All right, knock it off. Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: What I meant to say was this is Neaton for
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Speaker 2: your hair with the Florida Gator Brigade. All right, go ahead,
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Speaker 2: Here comes trouble. That sounds like you just took one
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Speaker 2: right up the ass.
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Speaker 1: You know, all right, man, I can't keep doing this, Bud,
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Speaker 1: you know? Yeah, what are you guys doing? Mister Harry
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Speaker 1: had to cut you off again because you're talking about
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Speaker 1: taking in the ass. You're talking about take you said
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Speaker 1: the guys sound like he's taking the ass? Did he's
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Speaker 1: taking the No, I'm never happened to need the phone
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Speaker 1: jay watching. I'm gonna hang up on you permanently and
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Speaker 1: I will never have you on the show again. Do
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Speaker 1: you understand? No, no, no, no, no no no. Do
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Speaker 1: you understand?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Like what did I do?
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Speaker 1: The whole take it?
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Speaker 2: And then you know what, I'm sorry, mister, I'm sorry
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Speaker 2: meeting you and aren't allowed to do that like that?
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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Here comes trouble. Go yeah,
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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, all right, hold on.
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Speaker 1: That's my call.
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Speaker 2: He peeped up at do the thing? Floordigator Brigabe, Floordigator Brigabe.
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Speaker 2: God damn it, I lost is Chase Sena Citizens Usury Police,
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Speaker 2: Roger Roger Roger Roger Roger Madison be here last lim. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So that's what we're doing, mister Henry. We're trying to
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Speaker 2: get everyone prepared, billy and physically to be war fires
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Speaker 2: in the five guess climb. Jase Senmerson the citizens Auxery
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Speaker 2: Police and isn't eat and killing on the floorda hit
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Speaker 2: Ebergade bidding you a fund ado. I'm I'm so sorry.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: That was bullshit, wasn't it. I don't know, hey, j Jay,
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Speaker 1: Was that a real fart? Was that a real fart?
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Speaker 1: He took the phone and put it at his button
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Speaker 1: and did it? Then that's got to be fake. Well,
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Speaker 1: I know it can be fake. Well, how's the guy purpose?
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Speaker 1: Give me the phone? What do you, hey, j what's
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Speaker 1: the story that guy fought on purpose?
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Speaker 2: He took the phone, he put it down your butt,
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Speaker 2: not his butt, And then I don't know, den it was.
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Speaker 2: I let the gas go because that's my way of
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Speaker 2: telling trouble. Back off, okay, back off? Man. You you
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Speaker 2: don't even worry me. Man, You worry me so little
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Speaker 2: that I'm gonna storehoud and blow one into this phone man.
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Speaker 2: That's that's about that? Against you?
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Speaker 1: What a child?
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Speaker 2: Jill?
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Speaker 1: Can we go home? Hold on, Jay, thank you very
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Speaker 1: much for this very interesting but very uninformative segment.
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Speaker 2: Boy, that's that's dirry Pool. Is there any that's dirty pool?
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Speaker 2: That's the wrong date?
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Speaker 1: What does he say in dirty pooh? Go hold on
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Speaker 1: for a minute. Get him back up, Get him back up,
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Speaker 1: get him back on the line. General, Hey, Jay, this
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Speaker 1: is a general Sean. Yes, sir, did you just say
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Speaker 1: that's dirty pooh?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, that's what I'm saying. That's dirty pooh, as
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Speaker 2: if someone just pick your poo.
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Speaker 1: All right, thank you?
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm.
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Speaker 1: You okay, I'm not okay. There's nothing about this show
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Speaker 1: today that's okay. Coming up next me and my husband
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Speaker 1: This enjoyable. Welcome back Phil Henry Show. Here from the
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Speaker 1: Space Coast in Florida. And today we're going to be
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Speaker 1: domain whatever movies a public domain and then find out
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Speaker 1: if they were shot in Florida. Just put in movies
16:35
Speaker 1: shot in Florida, and a lot of them come up.
16:38
Speaker 1: The last movies we've done. You know, last week we
16:40
Speaker 1: had the Jane Mansfield movie and I heard that just
16:43
Speaker 1: really sucked, sucked every egg there is. Yeah, I'm strating
16:46
Speaker 1: and every people you know. Now, now here's the thing
16:48
Speaker 1: about that movie. I want people to know something. And
16:50
Speaker 1: Chris Norton to know this. Chris Norton was the only
16:52
Speaker 1: guy that really wanted to see it because that Jane Mansfield,
16:55
Speaker 1: the blonde bombshell movie star from the fifties and the sixties.
17:00
Speaker 1: Dane Mansfield was well known for her extremely voluptuous figure.
17:03
Speaker 1: But in that movie where they had a lot of
17:06
Speaker 1: teens and it was a whole teen thing, you know, Yeah,
17:09
Speaker 1: I watched a little bit. I mean I can only
17:11
Speaker 1: stand about fifteen. Then were so goddamn boring. General I'm sorry,
17:14
Speaker 1: but the language, it was very boring. Here's what happened.
17:18
Speaker 1: And I didn't know this. They shot the movie in
17:20
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty six. It was shot in Cape Coral and
17:26
Speaker 1: it was a stupid comedy that had no laughs in it,
17:28
Speaker 1: and so it all said Jane Mansfield. Now you know
17:30
Speaker 1: people tuned in to see that movie to see her. Well,
17:32
Speaker 1: guess what, she was pregnant. Oh that's it. Oh you're kidding.
17:36
Speaker 2: So she was.
17:37
Speaker 1: That's why they didn't put in a pikini. Right, she
17:39
Speaker 1: was pregnant through that whole shoot. So when you looked
17:42
Speaker 1: at her, she was dressed pretty kind of frumpily, you know,
17:46
Speaker 1: I mean the baggy looking dresses, and she looked like
17:49
Speaker 1: she had a little bit of weight. But don't be cruel, Filed,
17:52
Speaker 1: I'm not being cruel. I'm saying she looked like she
17:54
Speaker 1: was carrying pregnancy weight, you know, so it was in
17:57
Speaker 1: no way, shape or form. Well, I mean, if you're
17:59
Speaker 1: gonna want to their money back and stuff like that,
18:01
Speaker 1: you know, you know what are you talking about? I
18:03
Speaker 1: mean people tune into Saturday Cinema and you go, yeah,
18:06
Speaker 1: Jane Mansfield. And I heard Chris Norton say, yes, she's
18:08
Speaker 1: got the big you know, big ones and everything.
18:11
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:12
Speaker 1: I think people want to get their money back. Are
18:14
Speaker 1: you are you out of your mind, dick? But what
18:16
Speaker 1: do you mean get their money back? Well, they got
18:18
Speaker 1: the but what if they bought a subscription to the
18:20
Speaker 1: Phil Henry Show out on Accounada, they was going to
18:22
Speaker 1: see Jane Mansfield and I didn't see anything, then they're stupid.
18:26
Speaker 1: How about that? Because basically what our website is about
18:28
Speaker 1: is audio from our radio show and from our podcast
18:30
Speaker 1: and our Saturday cinema movie is what it is. It's
18:33
Speaker 1: a movie, it's public domain, it's it's low quality films.
18:38
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, let's face it. Although you have
18:40
Speaker 1: had some classics on her, like Night of the Living Dead,
18:42
Speaker 1: which by the way, we're gonna have again this year. Yeah,
18:44
Speaker 1: but I mean the point being, it's a goofy, stupid
18:47
Speaker 1: little feature that has really rotten movies. And if you
18:51
Speaker 1: Jane Mansfield or no Jane Mansfield, I mean, the movies
18:55
Speaker 1: are always going to kind of suck. So yeah, but
18:57
Speaker 1: I mean people said that they wanted to see her,
18:59
Speaker 1: they did want to see her, and I got that
19:01
Speaker 1: in a variety of emails. Oh get out of here.
19:04
Speaker 1: You got it in a variety of emails. I did.
19:06
Speaker 1: People were saying, I tuned in to see Jane Mansfield's
19:09
Speaker 1: press and I didn't see nothing. Oh bullshit. I don't
19:12
Speaker 1: believe that. Okay, well are you lying sort of? But
19:16
Speaker 1: get out of here.
19:16
Speaker 2: Man.
19:17
Speaker 1: So anyway, the point being that she was pregnant, that's
19:19
Speaker 1: why you didn't see nothing to put it the way
19:22
Speaker 1: Bud puts it. Okay, Frank Gray is going to join us, Margaret,
19:25
Speaker 1: I think you have some background on this.
19:27
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
19:28
Speaker 1: Frank has decided Phil it's not hostile, but he does
19:33
Speaker 1: want to put you on. Notice that the interview yesterday
19:37
Speaker 1: with you, as you know, went sideways. It was not
19:38
Speaker 1: to my liking, and I do feel as if I
19:42
Speaker 1: was in some ways treated poorly. Is that Frank? Frank?
19:46
Speaker 2: Is that you? I'm out here, Yeah, hold on for minute.
19:49
Speaker 2: How is that? Oh right, we'll filling. I'm out here.
19:54
Speaker 2: Ranchio Park Golf And it looked like they got a
19:56
Speaker 2: Blaine if they did over they did it overfly.
19:59
Speaker 1: They did an over a Rancho Parker.
20:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it? Jimmy, Hi, there some kind of
20:06
Speaker 2: the AIRFA air Force is conducting maneuvers here over the
20:09
Speaker 2: golf course.
20:10
Speaker 1: So what do you mean the air force is conducting maneuvers?
20:13
Speaker 1: Anyway you look at it?
20:14
Speaker 2: Here it comes again? Can you make that out? Jeff?
20:18
Speaker 2: Are you in one of those I'm going to be seventeen.
20:21
Speaker 2: It's not to be. That's a jet all right. Anyway, Phil,
20:28
Speaker 2: Margaret told you that this is experimental in nature. What
20:31
Speaker 2: happened on the program yesterday. Margaret talked to you about it.
20:34
Speaker 1: No, she didn't.
20:35
Speaker 2: Well, Margaret felt, and she was very specific. So I
20:39
Speaker 2: want to try this in front of the court. Now
20:41
Speaker 2: we're not looking to get any damages. But Margaret felt,
20:46
Speaker 2: and it was it was quite specific that you made
20:50
Speaker 2: it feel as if it belonged in a tree.
20:54
Speaker 1: Now I gave you a little bit more background than that, Frank.
20:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes it did. But basically that's what it said
21:00
Speaker 2: to me that I made her feel. You made it
21:02
Speaker 2: feel my wife, my wife, Okay, that you made it
21:07
Speaker 2: feel during the course of the interview that it might
21:09
Speaker 2: as well go ahead and put the microphone down in
21:12
Speaker 2: the taper, corder down or whatever it was doing. Ok.
21:15
Speaker 1: Here it is again, Jimmy, can you get away from
21:17
Speaker 1: whatever the hell that is?
21:18
Speaker 2: I don't know these guys are flying as when they
21:20
Speaker 2: was at the same call up that Steve Buzzle, because
21:23
Speaker 2: I understand that it got bare.
21:25
Speaker 1: Asked by one of these is that the firefighters.
21:28
Speaker 2: I think they might be maybe they're drawed doing water drop.
21:30
Speaker 2: But I know that buzzle got bad by a fire
21:33
Speaker 2: department here. Not too long. We're going to go inside
21:35
Speaker 2: film right. Well, while you do that, well, wait a minute.
21:39
Speaker 1: While you do that, we're gonna let you find a
21:41
Speaker 1: more comfortable place. We're talking to. We're talking to Frank. Yes,
21:45
Speaker 1: it's great, okay, Frank, Reeky, where are you now? Frank?
21:49
Speaker 2: Lie went in the locker room here at at Ranchio Park,
21:52
Speaker 2: so they The point that it made to me is
21:55
Speaker 2: that when it when it got it, I didn't hear it,
21:57
Speaker 2: but Margaret, you could speak to this that Phil and
22:01
Speaker 2: the crew made you feel like you needed to just
22:04
Speaker 2: put the microphone down. Now.
22:06
Speaker 1: What I said to Frank was that it made me
22:08
Speaker 1: feel as if I just needed to stop, turn the
22:11
Speaker 1: microphone off, walk outside, find the nearest tree, and climb
22:16
Speaker 1: up into it. What does that mean? What does it mean? Frank?
22:19
Speaker 1: Did you do you hear this?
22:20
Speaker 2: What is it? I got a guy over here.
22:22
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
22:22
Speaker 2: You guys?
22:23
Speaker 1: Phil?
22:23
Speaker 2: What it means is go ahead, It'll tell you what
22:26
Speaker 2: it means.
22:27
Speaker 1: Frank. I mean what it means, Phil, is that your
22:30
Speaker 1: manner and the manner of Bud and yes, you two.
22:33
Speaker 1: General Shaw was condescending. You talk to me like I
22:36
Speaker 1: was just another member of a mule team, like I
22:38
Speaker 1: was just one more thing you could climb up on
22:40
Speaker 1: the back of and go yeah, you know, and giddy
22:44
Speaker 1: up and that kind of thing. You felt like you
22:46
Speaker 1: were a member of a mule team.
22:48
Speaker 2: My wife told me that it felt as if it
22:51
Speaker 2: felt as if it was it was tethered to other mules,
22:54
Speaker 2: and any moment you would get on top, you'd climb
22:58
Speaker 2: up on its back or maybe you know, reverse put
23:02
Speaker 2: your you know what I'm saying, mister Henery, push your
23:04
Speaker 2: fear across your legs, across his neck so your thing's
23:08
Speaker 2: right there. That's how you made That's how you made
23:11
Speaker 2: it feel.
23:12
Speaker 1: That's the most acidine thing I've ever heard in my
23:14
Speaker 1: my entire life. Look, Phil, that's how I felt. That's
23:16
Speaker 1: how put down I was.
23:18
Speaker 2: See it felt. It was so put down, You're gonna
23:21
Speaker 2: humiliate it byke a crossing your legs around his neck
23:25
Speaker 2: so your thing is right up near it his mouth.
23:27
Speaker 2: I don't know, this was what Margaret said.
23:29
Speaker 1: Did you you actually told Frank this? You apparently weren't.
23:32
Speaker 1: You weren't listening to the interview that you were involved in.
23:35
Speaker 1: Of course I was. Of course I was, well, Phil,
23:37
Speaker 1: every five seconds I was telling Bud to cut this out,
23:40
Speaker 1: cut that out, cut this out. Yes, yes you did. Yeah.
23:43
Speaker 1: And by the way, did you notice he didn't. I
23:45
Speaker 1: did not have the time on account I had on
23:48
Speaker 1: account and my mom asked me to stop off. He
23:50
Speaker 1: had a lamb chank. You didn't have what the kid
23:54
Speaker 1: had to stop and get a lambshank for his mother
23:56
Speaker 1: over at at Meets and Greens. Oh, for God's sake,
24:01
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Wait a bite? Really,
24:03
Speaker 1: but you stopped off to get a lambshank? Yeah, I
24:05
Speaker 1: stopped to get What's so unusual about that you had
24:08
Speaker 1: to go all the way down to Anaheim to get it?
24:10
Speaker 1: I stop at Beats, met at Meat and Greens. I
24:12
Speaker 1: stopped off at Beats and Greens. Well, where is that?
24:14
Speaker 2: Man?
24:15
Speaker 1: You know where I live up in oak Park. Anyway,
24:18
Speaker 1: So we're here with I don't know what we're doing.
24:21
Speaker 2: Well, let me let me take this over, because Phil,
24:23
Speaker 2: you're making garbage out of it. You're really you're making
24:25
Speaker 2: crap out of it. What I'm trying to say to you, Phil,
24:28
Speaker 2: is that I'd like to go before a judge and
24:30
Speaker 2: test out the theory that in actions involving live or
24:36
Speaker 2: slant or slab or slabber, which is extremely.
24:40
Speaker 1: Important, is what is slabber?
24:42
Speaker 2: Again? If at the fifteenth time I got to tell
24:44
Speaker 2: you slabber is a combination of libel, slander, and slabur.
24:49
Speaker 2: These are three very specific terms.
24:51
Speaker 1: My Frank, we don't go through it. Please.
24:53
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to get God, I'm trying to educate
24:54
Speaker 2: you people.
24:55
Speaker 1: I understand. So what Margaret, you're here? Tell me, Frank,
24:58
Speaker 1: who whatever you want me to go?
25:01
Speaker 2: Oh? Hold on, yes, I want you to I'll hand
25:04
Speaker 2: it off to you. Margaret got In said that it
25:06
Speaker 2: had the desire to get up into a tree. Okay,
25:11
Speaker 2: I took that to mean that it felt so humiliated
25:15
Speaker 2: that it was no longer worthy of sitting in a
25:18
Speaker 2: chair with humans. But that my wife, the woman I love,
25:22
Speaker 2: had a deep desire a need, did Margaret, you described
25:25
Speaker 2: as that I did.
25:26
Speaker 1: I felt as if I felt compelled to go outside
25:29
Speaker 1: and find a tree in climate and sit in it.
25:32
Speaker 1: Why because you made me feel as if my brain
25:36
Speaker 1: was about the size of something that lived in a tree.
25:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what. That's what it told me when.
25:41
Speaker 1: It got home, that I made you feel goodbye.
25:48
Speaker 2: Are you leaving, Margaret?
25:49
Speaker 1: Yes? I am Margaret. No I'm leaving.
25:52
Speaker 2: I look at that. Look what you did to it.
25:54
Speaker 2: The woman I love, and you made it leave.
25:55
Speaker 1: Hey, Frank, go ahead and file your action.
25:58
Speaker 2: Well, it's not hostile, it's just a matter of it's
26:01
Speaker 2: a sort of an exercise in what the law allows
26:04
Speaker 2: these days when it comes to slabber.
26:06
Speaker 1: What are you talking about slabber? I've heard of libel
26:08
Speaker 1: and slander. I've even heard of lander. I think you
26:11
Speaker 1: brought that up.
26:12
Speaker 2: Lander. That's the name of the disc jockey that worked
26:15
Speaker 2: in Orlando, Florida.
26:16
Speaker 1: Right, never mind, So you got slander, and you got
26:18
Speaker 1: libel and slaber, yeah.
26:21
Speaker 2: And slabber. And what we're trying to determine, Phil, did
26:23
Speaker 2: you slab rize my wife? If you did, all right,
26:28
Speaker 2: then in future cases, perhaps we could bring that as
26:30
Speaker 2: an action against that. I don't know. I don't assue you,
26:32
Speaker 2: but I do want to find out why it is.
26:35
Speaker 2: My wife came in last night depressed and feeling as
26:39
Speaker 2: if she wanted to go and take her clothes off,
26:42
Speaker 2: take a shower, get into some shorts and some boots
26:44
Speaker 2: and wanted to go out back and climb a tree.
26:47
Speaker 2: And I asked her why, and it said, because I
26:49
Speaker 2: feel like I don't have brains enough for anything that
26:52
Speaker 2: lives on the ground, only something to live in a tree.
26:55
Speaker 1: Okay, I got you, Frank, all right, Well do what
26:57
Speaker 1: you gotta do. Okay.
26:58
Speaker 2: Oh, do you think I won't?
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Speaker 1: Huh No, I think you will. I absolutely do think
27:03
Speaker 1: you will. I didn't intend to harm her or hurt
27:05
Speaker 1: her in any way. But if you want to bring
27:07
Speaker 1: a legal case against me, here's Margaret. Yes, Margaret Phil.
27:11
Speaker 1: I want to apologize Frank. I don't want to sue Phil.
27:14
Speaker 2: We're not suing Phil. What I'm saying is I want
27:17
Speaker 2: to test the theorem out in the levels of slabber.
27:21
Speaker 1: Oh, who gives up?
27:22
Speaker 2: F u c K?
27:23
Speaker 1: Okay?
27:24
Speaker 2: Oh man, did you hear it? Ever since I've known it,
27:28
Speaker 2: it had a garbage can for a month. Well, it's
27:30
Speaker 2: no different now with all.
27:33
Speaker 1: What are you looking at me for? What am I
27:34
Speaker 1: looking at you for? Did you actually go home and complain?
27:37
Speaker 1: I said that when I was done with the interview,
27:40
Speaker 1: I felt dirty. I felt as if I had I
27:42
Speaker 1: felt dirty. I didn't feel dignified. I wanted to go
27:46
Speaker 1: outside climb a tree. And that's because you felt your
27:50
Speaker 1: brains weren't worthy of anything that lives on the ground. Yes,
27:53
Speaker 1: I thought that my brain matter was so tiny and
27:56
Speaker 1: insignificant that I was like something that lived in a tree.
27:59
Speaker 1: I e a bird. Okay, God, I want to hurt you. Okay, Margaret,
28:06
Speaker 1: go ahead and take a swing right here, hit me
28:08
Speaker 1: in the chin. There she goes by, Miss Gray Bye,
28:12
Speaker 1: Jesus left again. That's what she did. Yes, if we
28:16
Speaker 1: get any legal action from Frank Ray, you knowed forwarded
28:19
Speaker 1: to Robert Collins, Yeah, I do. Uh where's he?
28:23
Speaker 2: Are you?
28:23
Speaker 1: Nuts? Stickman?
28:24
Speaker 2: All?
28:24
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Where's he? Okay? Folks? That concludes today's brilliant
28:29
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