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The Wrecking Crew (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

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  [SPEAKER_04]: Welcome to black men can't jump.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, pitch for y'all.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Pitch for y'all a city.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't normally do lines in this, but I think the last episode we did or maybe two episodes ago has inspired this.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: a a a a
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The Patreon is getting a peek behind the curtain, I guess, right?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: If we recorded video, draws dramatic exit from the, yeah, he left the, he's got that.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Did he leave the recording?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he would be so much more meaningful.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, listen, this is, um, yeah, and of course he's going to mess up
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He actually left.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I realize I realize you can't dramatically leave and just come back as quick as I thought you could.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, the other thing about it is that nobody else, we had to inform the listener that you left because otherwise they don't just think.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They felt it right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They knew they knew this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, wow, this is dramatic exit.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, uh, look, uh, you guys know what?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You guys know who we are, but for the, for the people listening on the teaser, uh, this is a film review podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We review the films of leading black actors or actors of color.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Damn right, we talk about them in the context of race and diversity.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And black history move.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It is black history month.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It is 2026.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Fight the power.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We've been doing this podcast for over 10 years.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, just no peace.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, have we crossed into over 10 years now?
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess technically this has been our 10th year.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So we've now, we're past, right?
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: We are past 10 years.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're, yeah, we're, yeah, exactly.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we've done it for 10 and now we're 10 plus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't, I don't like putting times on things.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Just so you know, so.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: how long we've been doing it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how long we've been doing it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We just been doing it.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: So I do.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And it's over 10.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Now today we are reviewing the wrecking crew as you might have caught from my Clever transition.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It did work.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It worked really well.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That giraffe loved so much.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't accidentally leave.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I left what a passion.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If this was on a flip phone, I
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Before we talk about the movie, I just gotta remind I saw this trailer for a new Robert Pattinson and Zendaya movie.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the new Zendaya movie.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That movie, the drama, the A24?
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's right, the drama A24.
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, yeah, it's like this relationship.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom, it goes in it.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Mama do.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Mama do I do black man in the movie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Corked black man in there was in there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Say you say, come on now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm in, I'm in there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in there, say.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: They had this like fun premise of Zendir.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, during this discussion of what's the worst thing you ever done says something.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We don't know what it is, but it's so bad.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It starts to like,
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  [SPEAKER_04]: turn the relationship and there's drama that is happening because I've played that game.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why would you play that game?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I would ever play that game.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, you got to put it out there.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You got to put it out there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't play through it in May.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I play.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I do dare every time I'll do truth.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: never did you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So you just like to be in a in a in a relationship allies.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you tell the partner, I don't need to tell the partner in another couple, you already when you want to double date, you can be in with the other couple of break.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, now you ain't going judge Zays any like this.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Look, all I know is, the last time I saw her that theater was challengers, that movie was amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And now her seemed up with Robert Pattinson, who's like a critical darling.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, it feels like this is a movie that's definitely going to be talked about.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: A movie definitely want to see when it comes out.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it comes out April 3rd.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And you can watch the trailer now.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, it's a really cool trailer.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: How do I know what she did?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't matter what you did.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I need to know what she did.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I need to know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Also at the end of the trailer, can I say one thing at the end of the trailer?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: She holds up a knife, the rubber pad is in it's supposed to be scary and my heart goes oh, that's hot Is that my my my toxic if I don't know what she did?
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like I don't know what she did But I feel like she would have said what she did and you would have been like, okay I feel like you would have been into it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I would have like you wouldn't have had the same drama like you know what?
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd have been like Zazay saying that's how to say same
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We're definitely going to see the drama and theaters able third.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's that's for sure.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: This is a buddy cop action comedy starring Dave Batista and Jason Mama.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, or Drex and Aquaman.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Slash Lobo.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Lobos.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why he was Aquaman makes no sense.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's so funny to me how soon he is another major character.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you hurt?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He said the moment James gun got it, he texted him.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he was like, lowbow baby, which yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And the argument had not come out yet.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I went to had not come out yet.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he was like, he was going to do.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: he knew he knew the right way that's so sad.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I liked that first one.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like the first Aquaman did really well.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: People really liked that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I did.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the second one, boy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, my love.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I mean DC went off the rails as a whole.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: So you know.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but we're not here to talk about DC.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We're here to talk about the wrecking crew, which is a movie that is streaming on Amazon Prime right now.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: If you'd like to watch it, this film, let's see.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: What do we got here on Rods?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: What do you guys think?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Rods have made
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not totally crap.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just didn't say it.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, you're right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you know it?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: What is it?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It's 75.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Is this 74?
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's 75.
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, you were going to do it.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: 10% at all.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I generally didn't.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: And by prices right rules, you win.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Damn.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now popcorn meter is 69%.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: 69.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So, so if we was doing it for audience, then not, then not, you know, then I got that one.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Then you got it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I got the audience.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, yeah, also by the same exact percentage.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Each of us was, I know, right?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We almost guessed the exact tomato meters.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's wild.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: This movie.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, what else to say about it?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Director Angel Manuel Soto.
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's awesome.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was a really low, right?
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Lilo isn't it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Lilo and Stit from the live action Lilo and Stitch?
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was hard, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, was that lead player?
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she was in a show.
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's in a quick scene at the table.
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it's like, it's like, the little girl, like, God, yes.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: How did you catch that?
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: I, it was, she was like, barely in the move.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was actually, it was second scene that I recognized her though.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't really notice her in one.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: She's in like three scenes.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know that, over a billion dollars, right?
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep, over a billion.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it made a bunch of pretty sure.
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it did, it was one of the biggest, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It was like one of the biggest girls in films of 20, 25.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, 1.0, $3 billion.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Jeez.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: On a $100 million budget.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so interesting, because that guy got that movie from only directing one movie prior.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think that movie was beautiful.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was on my sale, Marcel to show, which I've never still never saw.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: The director of, I'm Leela Westich.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, it was, I was like, the director of this movie directed Blue Beetle.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I liked Blue Beetle.
• 9:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think, yeah.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think we like it.
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We had seen it before, but like, we've seen everything by now, you know.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was almost what I liked about Blue Beetle.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, oh, you're doing like a, we already talked about Blue Beetle.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: We can't talk about it again.
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  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're going to talk about the wrecking crew.
• 9:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm trying to think of anything else to say before we get into initial thought, because that's our cue to transition from the teaser to this.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Is there anything else we could tease about this movie before we?
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: This feels like a throwback to action movies of yesterday year.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that was impressive.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like if you ever seen movies like Tango and Cash,
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what this, but this feels like a movie that if you were a dad in the 90s, you would have went to the theaters and been front row, which a pop line, like that's what this movie feels like.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I like that.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like 100%.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.